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Hello Horde, and welcome to Friday. Time for your weekly dose of memes!
Anyone remember Rick rolling?
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Gift idea
Friday night game: Pick one
Time check
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Lifehack for bastards
Honestly, sometimes I get pessimistic, and I remember how things should be. It's hard to blame 20-somethings for crippling depression
New “Be that guy” meme dropped
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Fido Friday:Vicious pack attacks a young girl!
So God made a Canadian
Today's homily is unusual cruel
This guy shreds too
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Choose wisely
This is so true.
Clown car. Looks like Europe. Bets on whether these folks are peaceful migrants? Anyone want to bet? Anyone?
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2022 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Miami,, Phoenix, Tampa Bay, Sacramento and Las Vegas.
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:02 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:02 PM (0Ao06)
Posted by: Theodore at April 15, 2022 10:02 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 10:02 PM (J6dqa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:03 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Theodore at April 15, 2022 10:03 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2022 10:03 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 15, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Guy who Doesn't Say Yeah Buddy Much... at April 15, 2022 10:04 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2022 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 15, 2022 10:04 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2022 10:07 PM (F/J1O)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:07 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM (XG2Fi)
Miami,, Phoenix, Tampa Bay, Sacramento and Las Vegas.
_DM
Posted by: Braenyard
I keep waiting long for the cost of housing to go down. It isn't. Not even slowing down.
Average rent for a two bedroom apartment in Seattle is 2300.00. Median price of a home is 700k. And rising.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:09 PM (XG2Fi)
COP 1: "Whoa! 15 miles of the speed of light!"
COP 2: "That's a violation of the Law of Lorentz Invariance baby!"
COP 1: "Light 'em up!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr78nv5CR2s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 15, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2022 10:11 PM (F/J1O)
Same cowl, same windshield, same dashboard & steering wheel. Front end was the same, under the outer-fender & bumper panels.
Body pan was shortened behind the front seats to make it a coupe. Otherwise? The car was a stylized Fairmont.
Just as the 1964-1/2 Mustang was a stylized Falcon.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 10:11 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:11 PM (II3Gr)
A ziessen pesach to the MOT and a joyous Easter to my Christian brethren
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2022 10:12 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Appycay at April 15, 2022 10:12 PM (zGcp1)
Beijing Evening News, the mouthpiece of the Beijing municipal government, published a commentary on Weibo that said it was time to discipline "fake feminists" who waved sticks to attack other people.
"Advocating for the equality between men and women does not mean yelling slogans and encouraging extremism, nor creating confrontations and dividing the society," the newspaper said.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2022 10:12 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2022 10:13 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:13 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (0Ao06)
Posted by: Ian S. at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (haMNq)
Maybe it was funnier in Ur.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)
Funnier than Amy Schumer, that's for damn sure. That Sumerian joke was probably from their version of Saturday Night Live.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Appycay at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (zGcp1)
Went to a hotel, threw down a couple of nails and asked "can you put me up for the night?"
Paul! I can see your house from here!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (JQ81d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:13 PM (XG2Fi)
I wonder if he called it Sham-pag-ne?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2022 10:15 PM (F/J1O)
And my first car ever was a '71 Torino, that was a bad boy. That was the year before the "Tuna Mouth" Torino, the one pictured above, came out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:15 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
My guess is that the median price of a two bedroom apartment in Manhattan is close to $6k.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2022 10:15 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Guy who Doesn't Say Yeah Buddy Much
That's not what she said!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (0Ao06)
It was COLD!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2022 10:15 PM (F/J1O)
Thank you Eris!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 15, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
That would be a relief to say it came from somewhere else - but the sad fact is all of that idiotic bullshit comes straight from Us. We did it to ourselves. We should have and could have stamped it out years ago, but we just sat and watched it happen. We shoulda listened to Barny Fife.
NIP IT IN THE BUD! NIP IT!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:17 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:17 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 15, 2022 10:17 PM (aommx)
OBTW the Falcon and the 1950 Ford were almost the same size and the Falcon didn't get appreciably better gas mileage and the Ford weighed more.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:18 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions
Cheer up! It could be raining!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:18 PM (0Ao06)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 15, 2022 10:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 10:11 PM (QzJWU)
Shut your whore mouth!
I wandered through the Central Valley for a few years, looking for low-mileage '65-'67 mustangs. I found a few, but they were just a bit too expensive for me. $3k was typical.
Now? Add a zero to that price.
Yes, I was an idiot.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2022 10:19 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM
+1
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 10:19 PM (J6dqa)
Coincidence?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:12 PM (XG2Fi)
How else is Hess going to have the bottom of that tie be at belt buckle level?
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2022 10:19 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2022 10:20 PM (p6Md5)
Posted by: Summerian at April 15, 2022 10:20 PM (ktgZC)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions
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*ahem*
"Peter"
Jesus never met Paul.
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at April 15, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:21 PM (0Ao06)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2022 10:22 PM (ktgZC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2022 10:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 10:22 PM (J6dqa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:09 PM (XG2Fi)
Coincidently, I've rediscovered some Richard Feynman videos today. One of my favorites is "Tuva or Bust!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scc0ZnZ4AN8
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 15, 2022 10:22 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2022 10:23 PM (ybIRR)
I am pretty stoked. I got #1 an/or #2 in the state at the HS level coming to teach my little leaguers how to catch. Life is good.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:23 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2022 10:24 PM (ktgZC)
torinos were for guys who were different, but who still wanted to go fast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:24 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:25 PM (SH2Zi)
Perhaps, things are (slowly) changing for the better.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:26 PM (0Ao06)
Apples and oranges.
But if people were leaving Seattle in droves, it would stand to reason that the housing market would be easing, not heating up.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2022 10:26 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)
I literally myself torched a tricked out Camero in 1978 driving my dad's retarded and dufus Buick Electra 225 from 1973 in the quarter. It was this phenomenal beast after the first 20 seconds...
Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 10:27 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 15, 2022 10:27 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: wing at April 15, 2022 10:27 PM (PlW9M)
Then one year the Soviets held up their vote or said "Yes"... And the Brits in turn, said "No".
Something something about dirty secrets. Always wondered about the Hess flight, and who was involved, and whether it was officially sanctioned or not. It was a pretty big deal at the time, the #2 not see goes awol.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2022 10:28 PM (v+mv3)
First car I grew up with was my mother's 1970 formula 400. It rusted out decades ago. I'll have one someday.
Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2022 10:28 PM (ftVvF)
Happy Easter to you also
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 10:29 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Oh well.
Have a lovely evening!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2022 10:29 PM (U2p+3)
https://is.gd/HJOqG4
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:29 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 10:29 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2022 10:28 PM (v+mv3)
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It was a major humiliation for Schickelgruber.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:31 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 15, 2022 10:31 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 10:32 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 15, 2022 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
I wandered through the Central Valley for a few years, looking for low-mileage '65-'67 mustangs. I found a few, but they were just a bit too expensive for me. $3k was typical. Now? Add a zero to that price. Yes, I was an idiot. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2022 10:19 PM (XIJ/X)
Past Tense Continuous? /idenouncemyself! lol
Yeah, that original Mustang has nearly a 100% running gear and suspension compatibility with it's contemporary year Falcon. Wasn't till the '67 Mustang that it started getting a separate front subframe and wheel-tubs, so as to accommodate the larger displacement V-8s. Fact is, the 2005 Mustang was the FIRST Mustang, designed from clean paper as car unto itself. Every Mustang until then shared a platform with other Ford products.
Another classic "re-skin"? The VW Karman-Ghia, on the bog-stock Beetle pan, engine and suspension.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 10:32 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2022 10:32 PM (AmoqO)
Try this
https://tinyurl.com/yvhb93ts
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 10:32 PM (kf6Ak)
The first one worked for me.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 15, 2022 10:33 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 10:27 PM (5iUNf)
HA! when we got married, my wife came with a mid-70's Electra that her dad had given. I loved that car!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:33 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 15, 2022 10:34 PM (n/szn)
Fucking auto-cucumber
CAMERO
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 15, 2022 10:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Camaro
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2022 10:35 PM (ftVvF)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 15, 2022 10:36 PM (aommx)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:36 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2022 10:36 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:37 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:24 PM (r46W7)
My Dad bought us a 1978 Pontiac Grand Prix for us kids to tool around in - it had an eight-track tape player in it and a decent motor - never forgot it. My dad's Buick Electra kicked its ass- you simply can't beat a big block engine with a 4X4 carb with passing gear fuel dump that came from the early '70's...
Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 10:37 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2022 10:28 PM (v+mv3)
The Soviets wanted to hang Albert Speer but the other Allies thought he was a good Nazi because he confessed his guilt at Nuremberg. Of course, he wasn't a good Nazi and didn't confess all his guilt, like his knowing use of prisoner slave labor in order to keep his Ministry of Armaments and War Production actually producing armaments and war stuff.
And, yeah, the Soviets wanted to hang every Nazi. But I really can't blame them for taking that position.
But Putin something something.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2022 10:38 PM (ldL4g)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM (U2p+3)
That was Silicon Valley, post dot com bubble burst, in 2001 dollars. Seattle is a cheap slut.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:38 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:39 PM (r46W7)
But yeah, the Trans Am is raw sex.
Posted by: old5.0 at April 15, 2022 10:39 PM (8l6wZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:40 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:15 PM (r46W7)
My Dad had a 71 442, until he had to fill 'er up. Didn't last long, to my recollection.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:40 PM (wXw18)
New column from me @WNGdotorg regarding the debate over "groomers" -- child sex abuse was common in antiquity, largely ended by Christians, and we can't take preserving this norm for granted.
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/
1515032678688600064
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 10:41 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2022 10:20 PM (p6Md5)
You and everybody and their dog.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:42 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 15, 2022 10:42 PM (HVZDN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 10:39 PM (r46W7)
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Never understood why they didn't accept his surrender.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:42 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- bitterly clinging to the deplorable life '70s style! at April 15, 2022 10:42 PM (HVZDN)
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I imagine its all pan flute, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
Till you find your dream
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:40 PM (XG2Fi)
From the musical 'Springtime For Hitler'?
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2022 10:43 PM (ldL4g)
2005 S197 shared the platform of the Lincoln LS.
Posted by: Clutch at April 15, 2022 10:44 PM (iO0IT)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:44 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 15, 2022 10:45 PM (FiDHd)
Posted by: Common Tater at April 15, 2022 10:45 PM (v+mv3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:46 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Greek Musicians, Local XXX ... at April 15, 2022 10:46 PM (okV1R)
71 chevy truck would be my choice. However, I had a 73 mustang in high school prior to the truck. Prior to that was a 58 MG(traded it for the Mustang) I could not drive a stick shift car at the time.
Posted by: halito at April 15, 2022 10:47 PM (XUCKe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
Forget it. He's on a roll.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:47 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2022 10:48 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:49 PM (wXw18)
The Oldest Known Melody
(Hurrian Hymn no.6 - c.1400 B.C.)
instrament: lyre
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at April 15, 2022 10:49 PM (okV1R)
that's a link to a google map photo with same background of skatepark. just to confirm.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 15, 2022 10:49 PM (FiDHd)
My 94 yr old father (who is not exactly hitting on all eight cylinders, but still has more cognitive function than Brandon) tripped us out tonight.
I got at the table to get him to take his night pills. When he's finished I ask him he wants a little snack. Nope. But then there's a piece of apple they had cut earlier, and I show him that. He grabs it.
He likes salt on apples. Rather than leaving the apple piece in the plate and salting it there, he picks it up in his left hand, then grabs the salt shaker with his right, and proceeds to shake salt all over everything. He covered his side of the table with salt grains.
Miley was on the other, side, she and I look at him incredulously, and he looks up sort of, "What?"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 10:50 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2022 10:50 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2022 10:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM (mNhhD)
Doubtless, and the Texas DPS used the 5.0 LX to great effect.
The Fox was the last vestige of the Big Three turning out a production car bereft of the huge mass, weight and bulk to meet current, or even 1 generation old, collision and rollover standards. It's a featherweight in today's world.
But, like it or not, it did start life from the Fairmont platform, 'cause that's just how Ford things were DONE, then. Camaro/Firebird IIRC, were their own platforms, but most of the Mopar performance stuff, like Ford, also derived from some pretty pedestrian origins.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 10:37 PM (wXw1
You know how many times as a teenager I took my dad's Electra over 100 MPH? Because I don't remember it was so many times - it was like sailing downwind in calm seas - you'd never even notice you're doing 110 on the dash, that car was so heavy and smooth.
Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM (5iUNf)
I can't remember why, but it really did happen, it really was confirmed.
Perhaps Burt and Kermit were working together?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2022 10:50 PM (Wnd0C)
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She was the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Braenyard
How would the Ukes know about exact casualties? This doesn't sound right to me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:52 PM (0Ao06)
Electra you say? That girl has some daddy issues.
Posted by: Carl Jung at April 15, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at April 15, 2022 10:49 PM (okV1R)
Favorite instrument of the FBI.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Just looked it up. Opened in 2009. Looks like a sweet facility.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 15, 2022 10:54 PM (GpUUo)
Coming back from town this evening, there was this Slick what thought he was hot shit driving some tricked out Corvette. Really gettin' on it. Accelerating hard off a red light, making a lot of noise, then having to brake hard for the next one.
Well, we crossed this tiny little hump at a railroad crossing, with me right beside him in my F150. All that hard accelerating and shit didn't do squat. Then as he crossed, I hear a god-awful scraping sound.
That damn thing was so low (and this was probably modified low, not factory) it scraped on that tiny little hump. Hah, hah. But Jeebus, something that low is useless.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 10:55 PM (Mzdiz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpxN2VXPMLc
The Oldest Known Melody
(Hurrian Hymn no.6 - c.1400 B.C.)
instrament: lyre
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ..
FREEBIRD!
Posted by: Hurrian to the rest room at April 15, 2022 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
I had an '88 Fox Mustang 5.0, hatchback version of your pic. Loved that car.
Camaros and Firebirds were the ride of choice in Dearborn, IYNWIM
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2022 10:56 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 10:56 PM (XMcgo)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 10:56 PM (kf6Ak)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl_nWwx2B7w&t=3991s
I say it's good because he says a lot of stuff I agree with and few others are saying. I disagree on his nuke analysis though. And something else but I don't remember now. Anyway -- didn't WD link the Finnish dude last week? So maybe he is interested when he is done looking at skatepark vids. I go eat lunch now.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 15, 2022 10:57 PM (FiDHd)
Posted by: halito at April 15, 2022 10:57 PM (XUCKe)
Two interesting parts of this...one the gay movement often holds up this as an example of "gay rights" even though it was explicitly men with boys, and two apparently after Christianity this went away for a thousand years even though those people were nominally "born this way"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
Camero...Camaro...
I had a 4-4-2
#thbbbb
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 15, 2022 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:58 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 10:58 PM (mNhhD)
Mamaw is so proud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2022 10:58 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:58 PM (0Ao06)
Posted by: halito at April 15, 2022 10:59 PM (XUCKe)
Posted by: Theodore at April 15, 2022 10:59 PM (GJnvT)
Never had one, but I seem to recall that once upon a time Buick had a "Hydramatic" transmission which was basically a continuously variable pitch turbine transmission and no real shift points.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 15, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)
Just looked it up. Opened in 2009. Looks like a sweet facility.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 15, 2022 10:54 PM (GpUUo)
Is that the one that they poured sand in at the start of COVID, and the "skate punks" went and shoveled it all out so they could skate?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 10:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Chief Executive at April 15, 2022 10:59 PM (mNhhD)
Yep, he thought he was hot snot on a silver platter, but turned out to be just cold boogers on a paper plate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2022 11:00 PM (m0zqP)
These sorts of pieces get a lot of airplay in the West, presumably to drum up war with Russia.
There is no reason to believe Putin wants to take all of Ukraine, let alone will then march on Europe and conquer it a la Hitler.
You will note that Georgia still exists...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:01 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Weirddave at April 15, 2022 11:01 PM (GpUUo)
Mamaw is so proud.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2022 10:58 PM (BFigT)
That's awesome.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 11:01 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 10:34 PM (II3Gr)
Camero...Camaro...
I had a 4-4-2
#thbbbb
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at April 15, 2022 10:57 PM (BgMrQ)
Cooler than any car I ever owned.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 11:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 11:02 PM (mNhhD)
The Fox was the last vestige of the Big Three turning out a production car bereft of the huge mass, weight and bulk to meet current, or even 1 generation old, collision and rollover standards. It's a featherweight in today's world.
But, like it or not, it did start life from the Fairmont platform, 'cause that's just how Ford things were DONE, then. [...]
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM (QzJWU)
First "adult" car was a 1989 Mustang LX. Only downside was that I had occasion to travel to colder climates, in which a 5.0 liter rear-wheel-drive car does not, in fact, excel. (The 720° I performed on an icy I-29, courtesy of ill-advised cruise control, is left as an exercise for the reader.)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 15, 2022 11:02 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)
**
What's interesting to me is that almost as soon as sodomy stopped being illegal it seems like took over everything
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 11:02 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Clutch at April 15, 2022 10:44 PM (iO0IT)
Clutch, I don't think that's quite right. The Lincoln LS shared platforms with the last derivative of the Ford Thunderbird. Identical dashboards, Independent Rear Suspensions, 3.8 l small V-8s.
The recently deceased Lincoln Continental used the current Mustang's IRS setup, but was on an "own design" pan, which was engineered to be any configuration of Rear Wheel Drive/Front Wheel Drive/All Wheel drive. Grand idea, TINY ass trunk (too small for 4 passengers' worth of luggage!), and too small an interior for a "full size luxury car". Now? FoMoCo makes the Mustang as it's ONLY car, and every other platform is an SUV of one kind or another.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 11:03 PM (QzJWU)
And, yeah, the Soviets wanted to hang every Nazi. But I really can't blame them for taking that position.
Of course the irony of this is the that Soviets also used slave labor, every bit as brutal as the NAZIs.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 15, 2022 11:03 PM (videA)
Absolutely, they're all Fairmonts under the skin. But, a professional chassis builder said to me once that the Fox was the best drag race platform that ever rolled out of Detroit. He didn't mean that it couldn't be improved on, of course, or that custom stuff wasn't superior. But if you set out to design the best drag race chassis that you could mass produce on an assembly line as cheaply as possible, you'd design the Fox. Everything about it, the weight, the wheelbase, the overhang, just flat works in a straight line. It's how these cars can lay beatings on stuff with way more power. I've been mid-10s with only around 375 hp to the tire.
Funny part is, it was all accidental. When Ford designed these, drag racing was the last thing on their mind. Just a fortuitous twist of history.
Posted by: old5.0 at April 15, 2022 11:04 PM (8l6wZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 10:52 PM (0Ao06)
They don't. The US human centipede media eagerly consumes and regurgitates their propaganda.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 15, 2022 11:04 PM (IK4kB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Every tool has a purpose. Sometimes a special purpose
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 15, 2022 11:05 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:03 PM (ESjRY)
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On the topic of "aggressive war" which was deemed a crime at Nuremberg, I don't think the Russians were invited into Poland either.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Miklos, as is the Custom of his People at April 15, 2022 11:05 PM (514Oj)
Posted by: Insomniac -
Maybe you were switched at the hospital with another baby... by a time travelling nurse
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 11:06 PM (kf6Ak)
Shit. Guess Pixy doesn't like the "degree" character. Anyway, trust me, it was a helluva ride.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 15, 2022 11:06 PM (v23vE)
My father salts the hell out of watermelon. I do too. He also put pepper on it, which I do not.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
In 2008 or so when this was becoming a major cultural issue the Republicans were winning election after election on it - even winning a major political victory in Cali of all places.
And then...they just...stopped fighting. This was no longer the hill to die on. Move on...we have to, uh, lose the presidential election and this is a distraction from that!
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 10:51 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 10:56 PM (XMcgo)
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snorting dick glitter or butt dust is contraindicated
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2022 11:09 PM (CAJOC)
Fine product of Essex Engine Plant.
Good Engine, but GMs 3.8 was better
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2022 11:09 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2022 11:09 PM (ktgZC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 11:10 PM (u82oZ)
Maybe you were switched at the hospital with another baby... by a time travelling nurse
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 11:06 PM (kf6Ak)
Well, it's either that or just shit luck. Shit luck is the more probable of the two.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 11:10 PM (II3Gr)
Presumably based on 2014 he presumed Biden would do nothing, but since he got his 10% he has been giving the Ukes aid and lent them the full propaganda arm of the US government.
But this shouldn't be a surprise. If you look at the western press in WWI covering the invasion of Belgium, it was very similiar to the coverage now (and of course the Western political elites wanted the US to enter that war as well).
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 15, 2022 11:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (D/wPf)
Posted by: Miklos
And grapefruit.
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2022 11:09 PM (ktgZC)
Y'all are weird.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at April 15, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)
Road to Damascus.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (t62xj)
Mine (off the showroom floor) $2875. 383 335h/p, 4speed a 3.73 limited slip, rubber floor mats and the accessory was a day/night mirror.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 10:08 PM (XG2Fi)
The purpose of Esperanto is to make Romanian meaningful on the international linguistic stage.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (xhaym)
In the meantime, there are new episodes of Salad Fingers. So there's that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2022 11:12 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
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[cues up Nat Lamp Deteriorata]
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2022 11:12 PM (1e3E/)
***
Coincidentally, that's around the time Twitter started (2007-ish)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 11:12 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2022 11:09 PM (CAJOC)
Nah.
Posted by: H. Biden at April 15, 2022 11:12 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at April 15, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)
Road to Damascus.
Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2022 11:11 PM (t62xj)
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Not that Paul. The *other* Paul
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2022 11:13 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 11:14 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2022 11:14 PM (1e3E/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 11:15 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 11:10 PM (u82oZ)
«Gracias, señor!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 15, 2022 11:15 PM (v23vE)
Pepper on the cantaloupe for dear old Dad as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:15 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
An OB/GYN buddy of mine tells this story at damn near every gathering: A long time patient of his came in for her yearly exam. Apparently while getting ready for the visit earlier in the day she mistook her daughter's glitter hairspray for her own special spray.
She assumes the position on the examining table and Dr. takes a look.
"Feeling a bit festive today, Mrs. Smith?"
Oddly enough, she never came in again.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2022 11:15 PM (0Ao06)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Or Finland or Estonia, or Lithuania or Latvia or ..........
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2022 11:16 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 15, 2022 11:13 PM (CAJOC)
McCartney?
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 11:16 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: huerfano at April 15, 2022 11:17 PM (MzKgG)
Separated at Birth Across the Sands of Time, a Hallmark original love story, starring Candida Camaro Burrito.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:17 PM (Mzdiz)
«Gracias, señor!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 15, 2022 11:15 PM (v23vE)
And by that, of course, I mean ¡Gracias!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 15, 2022 11:17 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)
The purpose of Esperanto is to make Romanian meaningful on the international linguistic stage.
Posted by: Kindltot
No-account quasi Latin
Posted by: Uralic-Altaic Miklos at April 15, 2022 11:18 PM (514Oj)
Not that long ago, paedophiles and homosexuals marched together in the same parades...
https://is.gd/Harry_Hay_1986
Harry Hay Fun Fact:
Hay's years-long live-in buggery partner was actor Will Geer, who played Grampa Walton on the TV series The Waltons...
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 11:18 PM (Bbwdx)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:18 PM (qfLjt)
Churchill was considering entering the Winter War on the Finnish side when the Germans invaded France.
In 1940 the allies believed the Russian army was weak (true) and that they had a significant superiority over the Germans (false) so opening a two front war was...possible.
Remember Britain did have the worlds strongest navy and it was a common belief that France had the strongest army.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:19 PM (ESjRY)
Big beautiful Lincoln Continental brought down to sharing a platform with a Mustang. sad
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:19 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
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You don't have to choose. You can go everywhere.
Posted by: Hugh Everett at April 15, 2022 11:20 PM (XG2Fi)
Frank Cannon is rolling over in his grave. And probably registering a material seismic event.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Big beautiful Lincoln Continental
I killed more Lincolns than John Wilkes Booth
Posted by: Frank Cannon at April 15, 2022 11:21 PM (514Oj)
Posted by: Zettai
Bugger me dead.
Posted by: Harry Hay at April 15, 2022 11:22 PM (514Oj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2022 11:23 PM (vuisn)
Harry Hay Fun Fact:
I notice Wiki talks a lot about Valerie whatsherface but not the part about walking with NAMBLA on the other side of his shirt...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:23 PM (ESjRY)
Luckily they can only tax on 10% more than last year. bunch of crooks! No wonder 52% of single adults are still living with their parents....
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2022 11:24 PM (UUBmN)
Barnaby Jones was not as flashy as Cannon. He drove LTDs. Had a car phone in it, though, which was pretty expensive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2022 11:09 PM (8AONa)
You're correct as to the 3.8 Ford V-8s used in the Explorer, base F-150 and others.
But the Lincoln LS & Ford Thunderbird were equipped with a very high tech,
That 3.9 was made to be a quick revving "Euro-feel" engine. BTW, the Jaguar S-type also was built on the Ford DEW platform, and also used the 3.9. But not the Mustang. At all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 11:26 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: The Walton Kids at April 15, 2022 11:26 PM (Xrfse)
Luckily they can only tax on 10% more than last year. bunch of crooks! No wonder 52% of single adults are still living with their parents....
Posted by: lin-duh at April 15, 2022 11:24 PM (UUBmN)
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Prop 13 is the only positive thing that ever happened in CA politics.
I'm paying taxes on a $300k house that's worth $1.3 million.
Heh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:27 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I had to make do with an answering machine in the trailer.
Good location though.
Posted by: Jim Rockford, handing Angel a 20 at April 15, 2022 11:27 PM (514Oj)
Posted by: The Walton Kids at April 15, 2022 11:26 PM (Xrfse)
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Stay clear of him kids. He's a goddamn commie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:28 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 15, 2022 11:28 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The Walton Kids at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: The Walton Kids at April 15, 2022 11:26 PM (Xrfse)
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Stay clear of him kids. He's a goddamn commie.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I...I can verify this.
Posted by: Burl Ives at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (514Oj)
to share w/ everyone tonight,
I WAITED months for this recording
to be finished & released, it was
reviewed in a local paper.
Had a Ukrainian neighbor, who listened
over there, at that time. Has
Justin Hayward, Richard BURTON
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=uJrbz0wiT28
Posted by: zigzag at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (dDWX5)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Maxwell Smart had a shoe phone.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2022 11:30 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 15, 2022 11:30 PM (514Oj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2022 11:31 PM (m0zqP)
I was just looking up the old VHF mobile phone system. VHF, analog, limited frequency ranges and bandwidth.
The phone hardware was leased, and they charged around $120 per month for it. Plus call time charges of over $1 per minute or better. That was a rich man's toy.
The network would be quickly saturated, making a frequency slice a very valuable thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2022 11:32 PM (Wnd0C)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2022 11:31 PM (m0zqP)
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Except for garrett, you mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)
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Is that the official bag limit in season? How many Pelosis is that worth?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Did Peter Gunn have a car phone? I think he did, but I can't remember.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)
The GM 3800 was not only "better", but one of the best engines ever made.
With proper maintenance, it's truly a half-million mile engine. The pity is, most the cars it was installed in, were long ago hoopties, and long gone to the Great Junkyard in the Sky.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 11:34 PM (QzJWU)
The network would be quickly saturated, making a frequency slice a very valuable thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I'm amazed the networks don't get saturated today with everybody talking to everybody else at the same time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Miami,, Phoenix, Tampa Bay, Sacramento and Las Vegas.
_DM
And they're why I moved away from Phoenix. OK, Chandler.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 15, 2022 11:37 PM (SchxB)
Reports from Russian news outlets indicate that not even anyone inside Russia buys the "It was just a fire!" story.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 11:37 PM (r46W7)
Bers linked to this band earlier.
Judicatory - The Last Emperor
https://youtu.be/JN6pAxxpAhg
Really good stuff. I like the vocals. Kinda reminds me of Blind Guardian a bit in their approach.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:39 PM (wXw18)
I don't understand ANY of that, any better than I do the Sumerian joke.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2022 11:40 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 15, 2022 11:40 PM (sJHOI)
When we had BBs bombarding the Japs it wasn't like they could just fire a shore based missile to take one out - you need a substantial air attack instead.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:41 PM (wXw18)
Yep, Gunn had a car phone. Mannix did too.
Every decent TV PI needed a car phone. Peter Gunn set the requirement of impressive hair as well, but Cannon was exempt from that somehow. Even Barnaby, while old as the hills, still rocked quite the coif.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:42 PM (Mzdiz)
Agreed. It's like the creator was too lazy to find a picture of a blue Mustang from the same era as the other two cars. It's not hard.
tinyurl.com/ycktczr3
Posted by: Spartan at April 15, 2022 11:42 PM (xNjxJ)
anyone Remember
CRUEL Schoolyard Game
"keep away" & somebody GRABS
your hand-knit mittens
(ok, HOW do they play this,
in the South?)
& TORMENT you, by Tossing
Mittens back+forth,
over your head
Posted by: zigzag at April 15, 2022 11:43 PM (dDWX5)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:44 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:39 PM (wXw1
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Wait. I thought Buttglug was the husband.
Maybe this explains the lactation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:44 PM (XG2Fi)
Not clear if the tech was stolen or Ukraine shared with them...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:44 PM (ESjRY)
Any modern sport sedan Honda on up.
Quality, performance, mileage what ever measure you choose far superior. Starts, runs and goes a long time between service.
And while we are at it. Crossbow, 1911, Ginger and Bailey
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 15, 2022 11:45 PM (Jzz++)
Ok, let's approach this a little differently.
Name any person that Hitler *personally* killed that you are aware of.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:46 PM (ESjRY)
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If an orange, pineapple, grapefruit or similar is too sour/unripe, sprinkling salt on it makes it sweeter.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Friday at April 15, 2022 11:46 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 11:47 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Friday at April 15, 2022 11:46 PM (mNhhD)
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I've had better.
Posted by: Jesus H. Christ at April 15, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: JROD at April 15, 2022 11:49 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 11:49 PM (xn3Lc)
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2022 11:50 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2022 11:50 PM (KATBx)
Reports from Russian news outlets indicate that not even anyone inside Russia buys the "It was just a fire!" story.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2022 11:37 PM (r46W7)
Everything is going as planned, comrade.
Posted by: Vlad Pooty Poot at April 15, 2022 11:50 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:51 PM (ESjRY)
And I'd be willing to give mine to get back to what it once was.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 15, 2022 11:50 PM (KATBx)
Cheers.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 15, 2022 11:51 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2022 11:52 PM (NLIak)
Nobody I know of.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2022 11:50 PM (NLIak)
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*facepalm*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:52 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2022 11:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 15, 2022 11:52 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 11:52 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 11:51 PM (ESjRY)
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Acute Blue Ball?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)
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Didn't know there ever was a 4-door mustang.
In 1974 I bought a new 2.3L 4-cyl. Mustang for $3400 in Cambridge MA. Took it with me back to South Africa and it did well. Sold it to my BiL 20 years later when we left to return to the USA. He kept it a few years and sold it. Fate unknown. Reliable but under-powered. Maybe the 2.8L 6-cyl. would have been better but I never drove one of those.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 15, 2022 11:53 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: JROD at April 15, 2022 11:54 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 11:54 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Adolf Schicklgruber at April 15, 2022 11:54 PM (ESjRY)
I don't understand ANY of that, any better than I do the Sumerian joke.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2022 11:40 PM (NLIak)
There's an old photo of a bunch of Nazis doing the stuff arm salute to Hitler except for, like, one guy. So the "be that guy" is in reference to that.
The man that Hitler personally executed was himself, cuz in real life Hitler took the pussy's way out.
Forget it, Hake. It's the Internet.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 11:55 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 15, 2022 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:55 PM (XG2Fi)
I was going to buy one and keep the old F-150 until Brandon stole my money.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:56 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 15, 2022 11:56 PM (SchxB)
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Q. What did the harp say to the violin?
A. Are you calling me a lyre?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 15, 2022 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 11:56 PM (xn3Lc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 15, 2022 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)
Fun Fact: Mantooth was the most popular boys' name in 1975.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 11:57 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:57 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 11:58 PM (xn3Lc)
MeTV runs Mannix at 2AM. Followed by Cannon, followed by Barnaby.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at April 15, 2022 11:56 PM (xn3Lc)
I do not like overly sweet/tart foods. So, whatever.
Prolly why I love IPAs and hate sours.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 15, 2022 11:59 PM (x8Wzq)
That was the horrible "Mustang II". Artifact of the fuel crisis, Jimmuh Cahtah days.
It was about 95% Ford Pinto, under the exterior sheetmetal.
The F*ox Body Mustang which followed was Salvation Itself, in comparison.
*Fairmont.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2022 11:59 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:58 PM (Mzdiz
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They're missing the boat without Dark Shadows
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2022 11:59 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:00 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai
I am pleasing for confirm such informations
Posted by: Miklos at the Mumbai Call Centre at April 16, 2022 12:00 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 16, 2022 12:00 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 15, 2022 11:53 PM (SchxB)
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (SH2Zi)
Emergency! Loved it. It didn't do all that well in the ratings. That they knew of. However, if they did the detailed demographic analysis they do now, Emergency! would've been a gold mine. Very popular with children, and especially boys. Fire trucks and sirens. Perfect vehicle to sell toys.
Today, they would have probably spun off a shit ton of series. Emergency!, Emergency!:New Orleans. Emergency!: Honolulu, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 11:58 PM (Mzdiz
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They're missing the boat without Dark Shadows
Posted by: Cicero
Barnaby Collins?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Special Guest Stars at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (514Oj)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (wXw18)
Everything that made us the most exceptional country on the planet is still extant. It has been derided, abused and ignored, covered by the filth the left has smeared.
It needs only to be cleansed and governed as designed.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (r46W7)
Salt on watermelon.
Posted by: Miklos, as is the Custom of his People at April 15, 2022 11:05 PM (514Oj)
Absolutely!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2022 12:02 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Theodore at April 16, 2022 12:02 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (KATBx)
I agree; although I think the word "Purged" is more accurate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:03 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Blondi at April 16, 2022 12:03 AM (XG2Fi)
Nope. Won't fight you on this one. Will fight WITH you, though!
What the eStang is.. is an abomination.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 12:03 AM (QzJWU)
It wasn't until years later that I learned the meaning of "lactated Ringer's).
What the hell are these ringers, and why are they lactated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 12:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Texican ette, making pronouncements today at April 16, 2022 12:03 AM (4DBGY)
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 16, 2022 12:04 AM (Jzz++)
I need to be in bed with a beautiful woman.
Man, fuck my life. My motivation is hard to find some days.
Ya know that's the thing the feminazis don't take into account when bitching about the trannies. "You'll never know what it's like being a woman cuz you don't get a period, you didn't feel weird at adolescence, you don't get paid less, blah blah blah fucking blah...". Not a single one of those assholes can say the simplest truth which is, "You'll never be a woman because only a real woman can bring out the best in a man."
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2022 12:04 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 16, 2022 12:05 AM (SchxB)
Anka?
Posted by: Theodore at April 16, 2022 12:02 AM (GJnvT)
Slicin like an F'ng hammer baby. In a biblical sense
Posted by: Pete Bog at April 16, 2022 12:07 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 16, 2022 12:07 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Robert at April 16, 2022 12:08 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:08 AM (wXw18)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (KATBx)
I handed out a pressure washer to Nurse Ratched the other night. I'll get you one too.
Posted by: pookysgirl, taking a knitting break at April 16, 2022 12:09 AM (XKZwp)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2022 12:09 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2022 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 16, 2022 12:10 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:08 AM (wXw1
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The bottom trim level Chevette had cardboard door panels. Cardboard.
GM
Mark of Excrement
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2022 12:10 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:10 AM (r46W7)
Squad 51's mobile unit they talked to Rampart with was a Biophone 3502. The unit they used on the show is now in the Smithsonian. Basically, a two-way radio that could transmit EKG as well as voice. It used reserved UHF "medical" frequencies and didn't compete with the other bands.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 12:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2022 12:11 AM (ESjRY)
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That joke is older than my '29' years so he's bullshitting everyone by making it personal.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:11 AM (qfLjt)
GM
Mark of Excrement
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2022 12:10 AM (XG2Fi)
heh, I remember a friend who could only afford that, even he called it a Shove-it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:11 AM (r46W7)
I slap your face with this latex glove and challenge you on the field of honor. I choose lactated Ringer's at 50 paces.
Posted by: Kevin Tighe at April 16, 2022 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2022 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
This nation could benefit from another actually basic, affordable, entry-level car like the Chevette...
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:14 AM (xn3Lc)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 15, 2022 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Certainly a must when making a BLT.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at April 16, 2022 12:15 AM (IK4kB)
Posted by: Theodore at April 16, 2022 12:16 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:14 AM (xn3Lc)
why not bring back the Yugo? A common complaint from Yugo owners was that when they filled up the gas tank, some of the gas would spill out into the back seat wheel well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:17 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:14 AM (xn3Lc)
Just import some of those wood Indian cars.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2022 12:18 AM (7bRMQ)
Years later she visited again, and on seeing my uncle Paul, then about 5 years old, she gushed, "this must be little Resurrection!" which caused some consternation on all sides.
There is no moral to this story, it is more of a shaggy dog story
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2022 12:18 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 16, 2022 12:18 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:18 AM (xn3Lc)
Maverick and Pinto, take a look at the identical dashboards.
..Randolph Mantooth and the ugly blond guy don't put a neck brace on her or cover her with a blanket to help prevent shock. She's laying there thrashing around, whipping her head back and forth, while they make small talk with her and call the hospital for instructions. Posted by: JuJuBee at April 16, 2022 12:07 AM (mNhhD)
Put a torniquet around her neck, and all her problems are solved in one. lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 12:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:18 AM (xn3Lc)
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Nissan is all in on CVTs.
Hard pass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2022 12:19 AM (XG2Fi)
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Learned about those here in southern IL.
They're no joke.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 12:20 AM (39+0L)
There was an old man from Boston,
Who bought himself an Austin.
There was room for his ass,
And a gallon of gas,
But his balls fell out and he lost 'em.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2022 12:21 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2022 11:41 PM (wXw1
Uranus would be a good name for a gas artillery shell.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at April 16, 2022 12:21 AM (Qhnrt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:22 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2022 12:24 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:24 AM (KpPjS)
Is it morning already?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 16, 2022 12:25 AM (SchxB)
None the 1st-gen pony cars were engineered to even hold up a big block engine. GM gave Ford a 2-year head start, so the first Camaros were marginally more able to carry their powerplant than the Mustang. Muscle cars were a much newer idea then, and the pony cars were emphatically not muscle cars.
Midsize semi-compacts that were NOT pony-cars were the usual choice for putting way too much motor in, and that's why GTO owners looked down on Mustangs and their 'ilk.' When Ford unitized the Fairlane (then put a 427 in it!) they made a lot of enemies. "Just a big Mustang," and they'd bend.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 16, 2022 12:25 AM (videA)
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I would not really criticize his decision. Firstly he didn't want to be 'captured' by the Russians. Understandable. He also didn't want the Allies to have that satisfaction.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:01 AM (wXw1
The perfect champagne snack: Chunks of Parmigiano Reggiano with a little balsamic drizzled over the chunks. Doesn't sound too good but it is delish and goes great with glasses of champagne. Supposedly about the salt and vinegar cutting the sugar of the champagne or something. I think it's the same reason caviar goes so well with champagne: The saltiness of the caviar.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2022 12:27 AM (ldL4g)
Nary a complaint, and that lil four-banger will get up and scoot.
If you learn to regulate the tach via the throttle, you can really make good things happen. Power, acceleration, speed, MPG. Educated right foot to make it all happen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 12:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 12:29 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2022 12:29 AM (2JoB8)
They could have put an extra $100 into the car and it would be a collectible. Plenty of room for its wheel base and good sized trunk; 250cid @ 18 mpg.
Radiator rotted out in three years.
And they bitched because we bought foreign cars.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:30 AM (wXw18)
You guys need me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 16, 2022 12:30 AM (SOTgy)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2022 12:31 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2022 12:32 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 16, 2022 12:30 AM
Welcome Back!
I didn't think you'd return until after Easter...
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:32 AM (KpPjS)
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That would be Rampart, correct?
It took me most of a season to figure out that was a hospital and not a reference to a castle's ramparts.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip
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You're not wrong.
It is gross.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 12:33 AM (39+0L)
I didn't think you'd return until after Easter...
....
You wanted Uncle Palpatine
You'd settle for QDP Steve
You'll get Bitter Clinger
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 16, 2022 12:34 AM (SOTgy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2022 12:34 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2022 12:31 AM (2JoB
I tried it once at a wedding reception, took one bite and said "why am I eating something I should be baiting a hook with?"
at another reception, I finally had expensive Fois Gras, and wanted to burst out with "ohmigod! It's just braunschweiger!" Which I always liked, by the way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:35 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:36 AM (KpPjS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 12:35 AM (r46W7)
Braunschweiger can be just right and delicious.
Once every decade or so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2022 12:37 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:14 AM (xn3Lc)
why not bring back the Yugo? A common complaint from Yugo owners was that when they filled up the gas tank, some of the gas would spill out into the back seat wheel well.
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Q. Why did the Yugo have a heated rear window?
A. So it would keep your hands warm while you pushed it.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: azjaeger at April 16, 2022 12:38 AM (3/XaG)
Well, let's review that a bit, shall we?
Palp was a wonderful raconteur, teller of tales, spinner of stories, fables and.. lies? And, gone. QDP.. do I need say more of when I confronted him for his endless weaknesses and perfidies? And so, we remain here, with you.
You, who will celebrate the Resurrection of our Lord, Christ Jesus, right along side those of us who do, and likewise, will worship and pray the Passover, and revere those of The Tribe to whom the day is Holy beyond words.
We wanted Palp. We've long dispensed with QDP. We cherish YOU, my friend, and invite you into every bit of our fellowships. I mean that. I have no doubt too, that I speak for Teh Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
There was once a small, basic car that was claimed to be capable of 300 mph downhill in a hurricane...
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:42 AM (J6dqa)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Common Tater
Hess if condemned to death would have no motive to not spill all the beans. Hess would stay quiet as long as the carrot of staying alive was dangling in front of him.
Posted by: MammaB at April 16, 2022 12:42 AM (6+wJt)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 12:43 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 16, 2022 12:43 AM (videA)
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The almost perfect anti-theft device.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:44 AM (qfLjt)
Watermelon, love but one cubic inch will sicken me for at least four hours. - Not when I was a kid though.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:45 AM (wXw18)
Breitbart
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These people are in for such a rude awakening.
And they'll have all of eternity to regret their wrongthink.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 12:45 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:48 AM (J6dqa)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2022 12:48 AM (wXw18)
Remember, we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD, especially during these times.
It's part of our heritage to do so.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 16, 2022 12:49 AM (KATBx)
Rampart General Hospital was fictional. They used Harbor General Hospital to "portray" the building. The name Rampart came from Adam-12, which was based in the LAPD's Rampart Division, which is a real thing.
The name comes from Rampart Blvd, one of the main streets in the area.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2022 12:31 AM (2JoB
Hey now. Eggs is eggs.
I even like the large red/orange salmon roe on certain types of sushi and well as the little black/grey roe. But caviar is a real special treat because . . . pricey. You get those little Pepperidge Farm Party Bread loaves, with that two or so inch slice, lightly butter then toast it, top with caviar and some finely minced shallot. Add a glass of decent (read: Real) champagne, not the stuff that can only call itself 'methode champagnoise', and you have yourself a royal treat. The French may be pains in the ass politically, but they make great champagne, burgundies and brandy (including its subcategory cognac).
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2022 12:49 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2022 12:49 AM (2JoB8)
...,
* Raises a glass of Blade and Bow Kentucky Bourbon (overpriced, but it was a gift) *
Cooked dinner for the church "Christ in the Passover" Seder tonight. Good to see friends still doing well.
I'd ask what's new, but even away from the AoS I remain aware that we are leaning towards nuclear war and somehow debating child grooming as an acceptable practice on the home front.
If I weren't already a drinking man, I'd probably be given to taking it up at this point.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 16, 2022 12:51 AM (SOTgy)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:53 AM (J6dqa)
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Back in Mombasa, Kenya we managed 85 mph in an Austin A10, going downhill - don't know about the wind direction. LOL
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
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Thank you for the update after almost 50 ....wait .. 29 years.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:57 AM (qfLjt)
What's "CO"??
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:53 AM (J6dqa)
$20, same as in town.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2022 12:58 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:59 AM (J6dqa)
What's "CO"??
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:53 AM (J6dqa)
$20, same as in town.
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Carbon monoxide?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 01:01 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 01:01 AM (J6dqa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 16, 2022 01:02 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 12:59 AM (qfLjt)
Maybe there's a Supermax prison in Colorado. That might be the reference.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 16, 2022 01:02 AM (7bRMQ)
I should be honored to meet you when it might be doable, and likewise honored if you'd allow the first round to be at my expense.
You can buy the next round, but I'm buying the steak dinners. And don'tchu quarrel with me none there, neither, lest we has words.
We will enjoy a dinner. But we'll really be blessed in a FELLOWSHIP. Amiright?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 01:02 AM (39+0L)
There is now a real Station 51, which was fictional at the time of the show. They renamed the station in Universal Studios Station 51 in homage to the show. There is now a real Squad 51 and Engine 51.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 01:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 01:03 AM (J6dqa)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at April 16, 2022 01:03 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 01:03 AM (39+0L)
Time to quit lurking and check out.
The new vid linked in the nic is a whopping 10 seconds.
G'nite.
* dives out window *
Posted by: mindful webworker - Joe's Invisible Friend at April 16, 2022 01:04 AM (YbIIH)
Last night we made 700+ before Pixy even came on.
Need to start a pun stream at least.
Caviar, fish eggs, etc. would be a start.
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So Buttgig took paternity leave to lactate.
Was he ovulating?
(ok, over to you)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant
ACTUALLY, He did: on the road to Damascus.
Posted by: Jeremy at April 16, 2022 01:06 AM (h6xfX)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant
ACTUALLY, He did: on the road to Damascus.
But was he blind to the fact?
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 01:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 01:09 AM (39+0L)
Commode Overflow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 01:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 16, 2022 01:11 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
Two are better than one, because they have a good reward for their toil. For if they fall, one will lift up his fellow. But woe to him who is alone when he falls and has not another to lift him up!
And though a man might prevail against one who is alone, two will withstand him -- a threefold cord is not quickly broken.
Ecclesiastes 4:9-10,12
The enemy is right we're we want them, they've overplayed their hand. Let us drink and eat for now, for tomorrow we war.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 16, 2022 01:12 AM (SOTgy)
Last night we made 700+ before Pixy even came on.
_____
Doing my part
Posted by: 496 at April 16, 2022 01:12 AM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 01:16 AM (qfLjt)
Cat person and each 'oh hi' situation has been a wow.
Gypsy cats bring the cat part.
Never understood how people fail at cats, but I talk to, play with, cajole, then the purring happiness.
401 We haven't even made 400. On a Friday.
things for a dollar that get left out 'to be'.
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 01:16 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 16, 2022 01:11 AM (OssQ4)
Love this bit: ". . . and I certainly wouldn't have so many spelling errors lol"
He got into Hahvuhd, correct? He'll end up being another one of those 'tyrants of the credentialed' once he gets his diploma. Won't be able to spell worth a shit, won't know grammar, but will know what's best for everybody else.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2022 01:21 AM (ldL4g)
I pulled out a les paul guitar I got about 20 years ago and had gulaged it because its one of those that seems like it was touched by the hand of god when it left the factory. Its like the red violin this thing. Anyway, I played it tonight for 2 hours, shut the amp off, walked into the kitchen holding it like the shroud of Turin, and said to Mrs B, it really is a good friday, because it has risen, and held out the guitar. She looks at me for like 5 seconds and finally says, well it's 2 days too early, and went back to what she was doing. I'm thinking she wasn't amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
Florida doesn't look like that.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 16, 2022 01:27 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 01:28 AM (qfLjt)
Never get to 500 at this rate.
Musk makes more masks drop.
Dtrumpf/Muskhate 2024
Here's to grammie --> DIAF
Not a single person needing ending is indicted, anywhere.
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 01:28 AM (3byMq)
Elon has a plan B, looks like, enlisting his own private equity partners. I think he's serious about taking it over.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 01:31 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
They never are.
". . . a man's cross to bear." Somehow, that's timely.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2022 01:31 AM (ldL4g)
One day before a year is gone, I will petition to make a solo pilgrimage to you, there.
I'll bring cigars and bourbons. You'll provide the guitars, talent and revues. I won't know 1/10th of what you're playing, but I will 100% understand the talent by which you do.
And then we shall eat. I don't much care if it's out on the town or P,B&J sammiches in your garage. But like with Mr. Clinger. It'll be a Fellowship.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 16, 2022 01:33 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 16, 2022 01:34 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:24 AM (VwHCD)
Ok, that's pretty funny! Now you can say "I tell ya I don't get no respect, no respect at all!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 16, 2022 01:34 AM (r46W7)
I'll bring cigars and bourbons. You'll provide the guitars, talent and revues. I won't know 1/10th of what you're playing, but I will 100% understand the talent by which you do.
And then we shall eat. I don't much care if it's out on the town or P,B&J sammiches in your garage. But like with Mr. Clinger. It'll be a Fellowship.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 01:31 AM (QzJWU)
You'll go home changed man, lol. I am going to have a bash sometime this year, so you might want to start planning.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 16, 2022 01:48 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:49 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 16, 2022 01:48 AM (5p7BC)
Isn't that insane?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16
Thinking a LesPaul in reverence.
I have a big Ludwig Maple kit and yet they are not set up.
Give up for Lent they said.
Taking up after Easter. Time's a wasting.
I have cymbals with sing and clang, but no smarmy.
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 01:51 AM (3byMq)
I have a big Ludwig Maple kit and yet they are not set up.
Give up for Lent they said.
Taking up after Easter. Time's a wasting.
I have cymbals with sing and clang, but no smarmy.
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 01:51 AM (3byMq)
Vintage set?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)
Every TxMoMeet makes me a Better Man. A day or three at Casa Berserker.. well. *saving money for bail*
Want to make it a Religious Experience for me though. Spin your Rolodex, and have a H-D XR-750 there for me to give it a spin. I don't care if I never get out of 2nd gear. XR-750. Do I even have to explain?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 01:55 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 01:58 AM (3byMq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK9hK82r-AM
This blew my 12-year-old mind when it came out.
Plus, I loved double dutch jump roping...man.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:00 AM (39+0L)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 01:55 AM (QzJWU)
I haven't seen one of those in years, probably 30 years. Thats one tall ass order. I don't even know anybody who has one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 02:01 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 02:02 AM (a4EWo)
2 16x24 quad spurs no other holes
8x10,10x12,12x14,14x16 lowers are hanging, not floors
snare I will not divulge save it is wood and older olive/teal
cymbals mostly "a's" but paiste2002 in there and real chyna and some other nonsense.
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 02:03 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:03 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:07 AM (39+0L)
I'd rather take a slow lap around the Oval on an XD-750, without sliding privileges, than to muscle a Boss Hoss with a CI chebby 'Vette engine down the local interstate.
But I will count it an honor to pilot whatever bike you have garaged there, in the wingmate section to whereever you might ride, in the lead.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 02:07 AM (QzJWU)
#2, final answer.
The Fox body sucked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2022 10:07 PM (F/J1O)
I would go with the SS Camaro, Firebird second choice. Of course an R3 Studebaker Challenger 2-door post would blow them both away, and has done so, consistently, at the Pure Stock Muscle Car Drags.
Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WmF-w6-EkQ
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 02:08 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 02:11 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:12 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:14 AM (39+0L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MampOXnU7-c
The mastery of an 18spd Pete or K9 and the jake have similar notes.
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 02:17 AM (3byMq)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 02:07 AM (QzJWU)
They are both softails. Easy to ride. Mrs B used to ride one of the ones here. There are some nice country roads on the way to my brother's house down the jersey shore. 35 mile ride.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 02:17 AM (VwHCD)
Do I blow $550 to go see Steve Earle in New Braunfels and then again in Fredericksburg the next night or just do the Fredericksburg show for $360. The fuel costs from New Mexico are a FJB moment; this issue would not have been an issue when The President was in office.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 16, 2022 02:17 AM (9I3i5)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:18 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: micky at April 16, 2022 02:18 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:19 AM (39+0L)
She's just barely North of you there. So, we gotta get Debbie Doberman Shultz to wave the checkered flag at the end, OK?
I'm to the snoozer, Horde. Work awaits at zero six thirty, Central.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
https://wheelsthroughtime.com/
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2022 02:20 AM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 02:20 AM (VwHCD)
56 years.
I'm gobsmacked they're both still alive living under the same roof.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:22 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at April 15, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)
No, that was the Dynaflow. Hydramatic came out in 1939, and had four forward speeds, with a fluid coupling where the clutch would be (not a torque converter). shifting was automatic, governed by a balance between governor pressure and throttle pressure. They were very stout units.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 02:23 AM (P3gRi)
The fuel burn between the venues is about 1/2 of one tank of gas. Be it my wee Mazda 5, or an F-150, it's about one tank of gas.
So, F-150, figure about $60. You gonna miss maybe a show of a lifetime for $60 bucks?
Go. To. The. Show!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/zzzz nite horde!
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2022 02:23 AM (QzJWU)
https://is.gd/xnYvub
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
And then the murders began.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 16, 2022 02:24 AM (9I3i5)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:24 AM (39+0L)
The fuel burn between the venues is about 1/2 of one tank of gas. Be it my wee Mazda 5, or an F-150, it's about one tank of gas. So, F-150, figure about $60. You gonna miss maybe a show of a lifetime for $60 bucks? Go. To. The. Show! Jim
---
Done. Doing both. These shows will be my first two times seeing Mr. Earle...that band is on fire right now.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 16, 2022 02:26 AM (9I3i5)
Went to a hotel, threw down a couple of nails and asked "can you put me up for the night?"
Paul! I can see your house from here!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 15, 2022 10:14 PM (JQ81d)
I don't know what's worse; seeing his shadow and having the last three years of Biden or watching Kumala blow the world if Biden is removed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2022 02:27 AM (ynpvh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrMPpGDVSg
Best summer ever.
18, just graduated from high school, and going into the Army.
Little did I know...
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:27 AM (39+0L)
56 years.
I'm gobsmacked they're both still alive living under the same roof.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:22 AM (39+0L)
Amazing. My folks only lasted for 50 or so before they got divorced...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2022 02:29 AM (ynpvh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrMPpGDVSg
Best summer ever.
18, just graduated from high school, and going into the Army.
Little did I know...
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:27 AM (39+0L)
We're probably close to the same age then...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2022 02:31 AM (ynpvh)
Having to call the MPs (actually, the SPs at Pearl Harbor) on them due to me truly believing one of them was gonna die in 1983 (coincidentally, the year my dad retired from the Navy) kinda gave me a jaundiced view of marriage on the whole...until I met Ex-ex.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:33 AM (39+0L)
Bad year, worse place.
Fortunately, my mom and dad had no desire to raise their kids in Chicago.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:34 AM (39+0L)
His skin was removed
We are saved because he Took our sins
The rest of it is just bull
And by the way
I Love you guys
Posted by: lousagirl at April 16, 2022 02:34 AM (uWOL7)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:36 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 02:38 AM (a4EWo)
This reminds me of being stationed at Schofield Barracks in early 1988.
My plan on joining the Army to get away from Hawaii was foiled...for good reason.
Year later, eldest daughter was born.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:39 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:41 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:46 AM (39+0L)
They're no joke.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 12:20 AM (39+0L)
Encountered one in Alberta, on July 1, a few years ago. I was driving north on a secondary highway in a 3-ton truck with an empty box van on the back, a moving truck. Just ahead of me, I saw a row of poplar trees laid over like a giant plow had hit them. I gripped the steering wheel with a death grip, and said, "Oh, Fuck!", and then the wind hit. Truck nearly went into the right side ditch, ass end first. I steered right, and punched the throttle, and wound up heading for the left ditch. Corrected several times more, and got it under control again. Stopped at Acme, and got some gas. Made it home, and mile south of my house, I met a wild-eyed guy standing by a Honda that had run out of gas. He was babbling about a tornado. Drove him to my place, picked up a Jerry can of gas, and drove him back to his car, and sent him on his way.
Same storm killed several people at a music festival in Big Valley.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 02:48 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:49 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:41 AM (39+0L)
I finally understand why you call him Ex-ex, I never knew why.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 02:51 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___
My question is this:
Were your pants still poop-free when you got home?
Because the pucker factor would be off the scale.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:51 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: Zettai at April 16, 2022 12:36 AM (KpPjS)
Sturgeon are ugly, but very tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 02:52 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___
Heh, yep.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:53 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:55 AM (39+0L)
Just got through watching my recording of Tucker. He was giving short clips of all the new documentaries he was doing. Just learned this. JFK, launching some physical fitness thing, said the following:
"There is nothing, I think, more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children who go to watch their school play basketball every Saturday and regard that as their week's exercise."
Can you imagine? Just imagine if Trump said that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 02:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Were your pants still poop-free when you got home?
Because the pucker factor would be off the scale.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:51 AM (39+0L)
We hit a mini tornado, or the very frigging edge of a normal one out in sturgis one year. Slamming about 70mph in a group of harleys, at night, real dark, and this frigging wind came out of nowhere. It blew some chick on a sportster into the ditch on the side of the highway, and brought us from 70mph down to 20mph almost instantly. It was a straight on frontal wind that was almost like hitting a wall. The girl in the ditch was ok, she got lucky. Talk about pucker factor, we were in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 02:59 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:00 AM (39+0L)
Because the pucker factor would be off the scale.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 02:51 AM (39+0L)
I was too busy wrestling the steering wheel to shit myself. And Pogo the dog was riding shotgun with me. She was fine. My house and grounds suffered no real damage. But nearby grain bins were destroyed, and a big antenna tower on a wellsite was crumpled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 03:03 AM (P3gRi)
"There is nothing, I think, more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children who go to watch their school play basketball every Saturday and regard that as their week's exercise."
Can you imagine? Just imagine if Trump said that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 02:58 AM (Mzdiz)
I remember that fitness thing from grammar school that they made us do. They timed you in the 50 yard dash, you had to do so many pull ups, sit ups, and some other shit. I think you got some certificate and a patch if you met all the requirements.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 03:04 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:09 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:10 AM (39+0L)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efLcgUQmyT8
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:13 AM (39+0L)
I remember having something like in grammar school though I distinctly remember getting a bag of weed instead of a certificate and a patch. I might be confused since it was so long ago.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 16, 2022 03:14 AM (9I3i5)
I can remember some physical fitness tests back in grammar school. Vaguely. Push ups, pull ups, running, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 03:16 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Ciampino
Does that work on women ?
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2022 03:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 03:20 AM (a4EWo)
Story about a guy around here. He straddled a rotating PTO shaft on his tractor for some reason. This was before shields were mandatory. Shaft caught his pants. Ripped his balls right off.
Another freak drive-shaft accident that happened around here. Woman was driving down the road. Front u-joint broke, dropping the shaft. It jobbed into the road, and a pole-vaulted the rear end of the vehicle, causing the car to flip end-over-end. Several times.
She was DRT when they got to her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino
Does that work on women ?
Posted by: JT
No. It will get you a night on the couch.
Posted by: Lost In Space at April 16, 2022 03:21 AM (9I3i5)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:21 AM (39+0L)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2022 03:21 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:16 AM (Mzdiz)
I'm pretty sure it was that president fitness thing. I don't remember exactly what they called it, but the word president was in there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 16, 2022 03:22 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
A cigar store wooden Indian?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
A Kaw-Liga ?
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2022 03:26 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 03:28 AM (a4EWo)
I hear Brandon has nominated Lizzo to head the physical fitness council.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 03:37 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
https://tinyurl.com/ya8fe8u7
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2022 03:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:39 AM (39+0L)
Don't. I've posted Lizzo before in Daily Mail glory in the day threads. Several "stunning and brave" body positive activists, in fact.
Also, later posted a body hair positive model, assuring everyone she wasn't fat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 03:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2022 03:44 AM (arJlL)
I think Lizzo has lost weight. That mass of ass is her lean look.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 16, 2022 03:46 AM (39+0L)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:46 AM (Mzdiz)
She hasn't lost weight. Some of her is still in a different time zone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 03:48 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Ciampino
Does that work on women ?
----
Well on the fruit you sprinkle the salt on the juicy parts. I think you might be in big trouble if you try that on women.
Posted by: Ciampino at April 16, 2022 03:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2022 03:53 AM (fF2aM)
When Lizzo puts on her little black dress, she look like outer space.
When she lie around the house, she lie around the damned house.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 16, 2022 03:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 16, 2022 03:56 AM (9unzF)
https://tinyurl.com/2s4de2sn
We'll see more of these lawsuits.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2022 03:58 AM (fF2aM)
Posted by: NC Ref
I read that as a Mustang Spleen
Posted by: JT at April 16, 2022 03:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: yep at April 16, 2022 03:59 AM (FnCuj)
https://tinyurl.com/2s4de2sn
We'll see more of these lawsuits.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2022 03:58 AM (fF2aM)
I rarely use pronouns at work.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2022 04:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2022 04:01 AM (ynpvh)
I never use them, but I'm guessing you don't work in a university. If that issue comes up I just think I'd call the person by their first name .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2022 04:03 AM (fF2aM)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2022 04:08 AM (k8wcX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2022 04:08 AM (a4EWo)
Thanks, Debbie. A most happy Easter to you and yours too and Happy Anniversary too..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2022 04:09 AM (fF2aM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Well, yes. They would.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 16, 2022 04:18 AM (sAmhv)
I think at some point in being a curmudgeon I wouldn't invite them over.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2022 04:27 AM (fF2aM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2022 05:03 AM (P3gRi)
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