Female Bloggers Invent Term "Goblin Mode" To Describe Looking Nasty and Slummy; <br><i>Woke Activists Object to the Term, As It Denigrates Actual Goblins</i>

Female Bloggers Invent Term "Goblin Mode" To Describe Looking Nasty and Slummy;
Woke Activists Object to the Term, As It Denigrates Actual Goblins

You may think that last part is a joke, but hold on.

First, let's talk about "goblin mode."

No, I don't want to talk about it either but I've already come this far so let's just put our chins down and bull through it.

A goblin -- a small, grotesque monster -- is the last thing you would expect young women to model their behavior on. People going goblin embrace acting like they're from the dregs of society. Reddit, TikTok, Instagram Reels, and YouTube Shorts are where you'll find plenty of visual evidence of goblin mode using the tag #goblinmode.
The Guardian reported that, according to a "real-life goblin," the mindset is a purposeful lack of aesthetic for those exhausted by high-maintenance fashion trends. Goblin mode has also been described as an inevitable descent into nihilism after people have grown tired of not indulging in their most "debased tendencies." Instead of bettering yourself, going goblin is embracing being a slob in order to stick it to those who are well put together.

Oh, okay. #Goblinmode is what I call "living my life as usual."

So Goblin Mode is just lounging around in sweats all day and watching tv and eating junk food. Not living aspirationally, but hey, we've all been there. Fair enough.

We could end the discussion except for two things. First of all, we have to deal with this fact, first observed by The Onion as a joke in 2003, but which is actually an Iron Law of online "feminist" discourse: Anything a woman does must be reframed as empowering.

But, you say, surely female feminist online scribblers couldn't possibly turn "goblin mode" -- not showering and wearing the same nasty pair of Lululemon knock-off so long that you dig a hole through them from scratching your dirty butt -- into a source of female empowerment, could they?

Au contraire, mes amies. All dark humor becomes prophecy in our demented hellscape.

On TikTok, #goblinmode is often accompanied by the adjacent phrase #feralgirlsummer. That hashtag has 366,000 views and features videos of users proclaiming to be the opposite of "that girl" -- a highly curated aesthetic popular on TikTok in recent years.
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The trend "sets an unrealistic standard for girls to think that if they aren't waking up early to exercise, their lives are not put together", one blog indictment of "that girl" culture reads.
"I have absolutely no interest in being 'that girl'," one video with 160,000 views says. "I will never wake up at 5am and drink green juices and be hyper-organized. I will instead be in 4am Reddit holes, Diet Coke first thing in the morning, [and] fistfuls of raw pasta as a snack."

Goblin mode 'is kind of the opposite of trying to better yourself', said Juniper.
Though they do not explicitly use the term "goblin mode", videos expressing similar ideologies have been rising in popularity. "My body is a garbage can with an expiration date and I got no time for healthy shit," one with 90,000 views says. "I love barely holding on to my sanity and making awful selfish choices and participating in unhealthy habits and coping mechanisms," said another with 325,000 views.

Evie Magazine, at least, pleads: Let's not make this the new trend.

In what backwards world is embracing all of the worst behaviors possible supposed to be self-care?

I didn't realize there was a term for how I've been living recently, but here it is 😂#goblinmode

"If you can't handle me at my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay." https://t.co/HfL1CKgQVB
— Kate Blechinger (@KateBlechinger) March 22, 2022

But you can't have an argument between feminists over conflicting notions of what "empowers women" without someone playing the Trump card and claiming they've been microaggressed.

So many people with nothing much to sell except their Identity.

So, here's her disability now packaged up and sold for clicks: She says that "OG Goblin Mode" was originally made up of crippled people in "crip culture."

And that's now being appropriated by non-disabled people who are just lazy and smelly.

It is unfair not to distinguish between the OG goblin mode (OGGM?) and its more recent calibration as reported in the mainstream media. Unlike "that girl," goblin mode was instigated by a fringe group of people posting what could be described as anticapitalist content that showed a rejection of mainstream ways of existing. These are people who for a long time have been disinterested in what others think and who operate online in the vein of shitposting. Many Twitter users have insisted that they've been goblin since before it was cool.
Perhaps inevitably, goblin mode eventually moved above ground, was caught by the TikTok algorithm, and the trend emerged. Now we see videos of girls, mostly attractive and thin, confessing to the camera (while looking hot) that they eat raw pasta in the middle of the night and mess up their sleep schedules by binging Netflix or Reddit. It gives "I'm not like other girls" energy. Some Twitter users have pointed out that these are signs of clinical depression and although that could be true, pathologizing all behavior that is not inherently self-improving as mental ill health is another example of how productivity culture is deeply entrenched in today's society.
To me, and within the crip communities I reside in, goblin mode is a natural state of being. Crip, short for crippled, reclaims the slur used historically to discriminate against disabled people. This is not to say that all people with disabilities will relate to goblin mode, but for those of us who do, it is both a political stance and a way of existing. Crip communities organize around disability justice, lobbying for societal and legislative change that seeks to force non-disabled people to view the world as we do and fights to obtain actualized inclusivity instead of surface-level change. It has been spearheaded by activists such as Patty Berne, founder of Sins Invalid.
Crip communities often embody goblin mode because there is often no choice not to. I am writing this in the same outfit I have been wearing since last Sunday, my hair is over a week unwashed and, truly, I stink. I do not tell you that as a badge of honor, to prove how goblin I am. It is simply a regular occurrence in my life as a disabled person, working and living amid the often hellish landscape we are all trying to navigate. But there is a distrust that surrounds disabled people. Stereotypes of benefit scroungers, lazy citizens, and the rest have real-life repercussions in the way that others, particularly the state, treat us. To be disheveled at an appointment with a doctor is to assume it is only your mental health in crisis. To keep a nocturnal schedule and binge television shows is opening yourself up to suggestions that getting a job might be a better way to spend your time.
In crip culture, there is often no time for grooming and false pretenses.

So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Fake Goblin Girlz.

Ugh. Of course we're now fighting about who the authentic, original Goblin Girlz are.

Via The Boyscast.

But if you thought women deliberately making themselves unattractive could go no further, brother, you have got your head on ass-backwards:

I guess it's kind of cool that leftwing women think about us Republican Men so much they're thinking of new ways to deform themselves to get our attention.

[M]icro bangs are like the "ugly" shoe of the hair world. They're a bit wrong, but that is part of their appeal. They're like pairing your white fashion sneakers with a fancy dress. It’s not perfect and you know it is a bit off, but that transgression is part of what makes it so interesting -- and frightening to Republicans.
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The worst thing that can happen if you get micro bangs is that you just have to put up with them for a few weeks until they grow into a regular fringe or grow long enough to clip them back. It's not like you’re chopping off all your hair, although that is also a daring look that unnerves the bad guys.
Beauty is all about experimenting, so give micro bangs a try. They might just become your new signature hairstyle.
And you'll have the relief of knowing any guys who might approach you won't be Rethuglicans.

What we're worried about is that you'll be approaching our children with some hot new ideas about gender transitioning, Groomer.

Also from The Boyscast.

Posted by: Ace at 04:20 PM

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1 Yuck microbangs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 04:22 PM (khjUA)

2 Heh

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 15, 2022 04:22 PM (ryztA)

3 Oh, chicks have discovered "married woman mode".

Good for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 15, 2022 04:23 PM (LvTSG)

4 I'd give her a microbang...

Wait a minute.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 15, 2022 04:23 PM (ryztA)

5 Those bangs make her look fat.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 04:23 PM (45fpk)

6 Ace, kudos on using the feminine form of amis. Tres geniale!

Posted by: Mishdog at April 15, 2022 04:23 PM (3gjFX)

7 In what backwards world is embracing all of the worst behaviors possible supposed to be self-care?

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The one in which it's acceptable to wear pajamas onto airplanes because #comfy.

I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 15, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

8 The weirdness of this reminds me if what I thought was a Babylon Bee headline yesterday and then realized was a *Not* The Bee piece. Apparently Mike Tyson has released an edible gummy that is shaped like a tan-colored human ear with a bite taken out of the top.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 15, 2022 04:24 PM (nC+QA)

9 I didn't realize there was a term for how I've been living recently, but here it is

#goblinmode

"If you can't handle me at my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay."

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Gotta love how the picture is of a woman, sorry, goblin "slaying it" on her smartphone. Such life goals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 15, 2022 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

10 Microbangs, mullets for women.

Posted by: Mishdog at April 15, 2022 04:25 PM (3gjFX)

11 "So Goblin Mode is just lounging around in sweats all day and watching tv and eating junk food."

I thought I disabled my laptop camera?

Posted by: butch at April 15, 2022 04:25 PM (cHvOo)

12 Just don't go Navarro-mode.

Posted by: Axemanji at April 15, 2022 04:25 PM (OaZlZ)

13 So this is the trendsetting justification for just giving up on yourself?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 04:25 PM (45fpk)

14 Like religions that tell you that anything you do is fine, fashion magazines that tell you to make yourself a slob have no reason to exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 15, 2022 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

15 No foolish comments?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:26 PM (QYPq3)

16 Just when you think surely it cant get any more retarded, society surprises you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 04:26 PM (EcuAK)

17 15 No foolish comments?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:26 PM (QYPq3)

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About what?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 15, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

18 Microbangs just let you know she's ready to dine on you.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:27 PM (QYPq3)

19 "If you can't handle me at my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay." https://t.co/HfL1CKgQVB

- Kate Blechinger (@KateBlechinger) March 22, 2022

She's not wrong.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 15, 2022 04:27 PM (yQpMk)

20 Gobble this.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 15, 2022 04:28 PM (JQ81d)

21 I wouldn't much even notice the 'microbangs,' much less care, but the booger-hook in the snout.....congratulations on your 10-foot-pole status!

I do not like them thangs, nosir nope nope nope.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 15, 2022 04:28 PM (oedLL)

22 I'm OK with it as long as they don't go Gargoyle Mode.

Posted by: Javems at April 15, 2022 04:29 PM (AmoqO)

23 Middle Goblin

Posted by: Squid at April 15, 2022 04:29 PM (6C+Gj)

24 Helen Thomas was in goblin mode, no?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2022 04:29 PM (193FS)

25 -
All dark humor becomes prophecy in our demented hellscape. -
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Sums up our times pretty well.

Posted by: irright at April 15, 2022 04:30 PM (NTUk0)

26 Microbangs ?

Paging Needledick.....

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2022 04:30 PM (arJlL)

27 Microbangs from soi bois.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 04:30 PM (OaZlZ)

28 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2022 04:30 PM (arJlL)

29 >>>About what?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, looking great in a trenchcoat and fedora with JP Melville at April 15, 2022 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

I'm the only one that everything is centered starting with Microbangs?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:30 PM (QYPq3)

30 I feel so centered right now.

Posted by: ballistic at April 15, 2022 04:30 PM (oXNqT)

31 Phew

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:31 PM (QYPq3)

32 I never knew those were called micro bangs. They are ugly as fuck so they should be called Fugly Bangs if you really think about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 04:31 PM (EcuAK)

33 This blog has moved to the center!

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 04:31 PM (OaZlZ)

34 Turning your slothfulness into an admirable quality is not new. Romans ate supper laying on couches. They were cool.

Posted by: huerfano at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (MzKgG)

35 The comments on that lulz microbangs article are fantastic.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (wNDOJ)

36 If I told them I'd be deeply disturbed if they started offing themselves by cleaving their heads with a 3/4" drill bit in a Dewalt Hammer Drill would anything come if that? Maybe?

Posted by: CZ - FNG In Unmatched Plaid Socks at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (MkuC5)

37 Microbangs? I'm not looking at your microbangs. I'm looking at your boobs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (fWTJL)

38 2022: The year of lung crunchers and micro bangs

Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (k7+BO)

39 Shouldn't we insist on a right-aligned blog?

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (OaZlZ)

40 This thread brought to you by Pontiac!

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Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (flINI)

41 Boy, lefties talk about the dumbest shit sometimes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (UuD2k)

42 Why is it that these Push Trends in fashion and "livestyle" magazines/newspaper artiles are never about something beautiful and tasteful? Its always something stupid, ugly or ridiculous. Now and hot: shaving one eyebrow and supergluing your upper lip to your nose! All the hottest stars are doing it!

Its almost like its a dare: how stupid and lame can we convince women to look?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

43 Mao Brow> microbangs

Posted by: irright at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (NTUk0)

44 We'd like to offer them jobs in our Diversity, Inclusion and Equity department.

Posted by: Twatter Board and Execs at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (llON8)

45 Obviously decadent, entitled, no need to work for a living.
God help them is all I can say.

Perhaps takeover of TW(A)TTER would reduce this nonsense, but I suspect not. A more solipsistic group of literal lazy grifters one can't imagine.

And yet, in God's eyes, loved and redeemable. So I pray that they will meet someone to tell them the Truth, and to help them repent and turn their lives around.

Posted by: groovy girl at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (ybC9u)

46 That traveling youtuber crazy lady from Poland recently gave herself microbangs. My young son saw her and said, "So she's completed her transformation to full crazy." I was proud.

She should have had some kids.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (QYPq3)

47 Leftist women: make yourself as ugly as you can to pwn Republicans

Also leftist women: where have all the good men gone? And why am I 37 and single?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 04:33 PM (EcuAK)

48 Goblin = FAUCI

Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2022 04:34 PM (Y274z)

49 I am proud of all these women. So proud !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at April 15, 2022 04:34 PM (FLyn4)

50 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Unibrow>Mao Brow> microbangs

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 15, 2022 04:34 PM (ryztA)

52 The only way to turn off all Rethuglicans is a rice bowl haircut or full skullet.

What are you waiting for ladies?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:34 PM (UuD2k)

53 How CENTERED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Im not going to pretend that I've never been a slob on the couch wasting time and not taking a shower. I'm doing it right now, because I worked hard earlier and damn I need the rest.

But that's nothing to brag about. Its what you do in quiet and keep to yourself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:35 PM (KZzsI)

55 So, arguing over who is the true slob (goblin) is now a thing?

Whatever StankGirl(TM). Stop trying to make Dumpster Sex happen.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2022 04:35 PM (LV9Tl)

56 Anybody here had parents who grew up during the Great Depression? When EVERYBODY was poor, but they went about their day with clean clothes, and mended if need be? So that when we see photos of them today, even their every day garb was lightyears classier than what passes as fashion for today's affluent.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at April 15, 2022 04:35 PM (l0Cy4)

57
What, pray tell, does "at my slay" mean?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 04:35 PM (Mzdiz)

58 What did Salty call his sloppy woke goblin girl?

Posted by: jdgalt1 at April 15, 2022 04:35 PM (3SFo/)

59 I think the micro bangs chick looks sort of hot. If you ignore the metal buger.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 04:36 PM (OaZlZ)

60 This is what happened to Smeagol too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:36 PM (UuD2k)

61 So, Sloblin?

Posted by: Squid at April 15, 2022 04:36 PM (6C+Gj)

62 "If you can't handle me at my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay."

"Deserve me at my slay"? This is some reference to a book or show I haven't seen?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 04:36 PM (fF2aM)

63 Aren't microbangs what they used to call a "nooner"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 15, 2022 04:36 PM (ARs9M)

64 Psaki on Biden perhaps repeating a BoJo trip to Kiev.

"He is ready for anything. The man likes a fast car, some aviators -- he's ready to go to Ukraine"

She followed up with:

"So no, that is not in the plans for the president of the United States," Psaki said. "We should all be maybe relieved about that.

You're welcome, America. "

Well, I can agree with that last part.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 15, 2022 04:36 PM (SOTgy)

65 What, pray tell, does "at my slay" mean?

My guess it means "at her best all dolled up with a quarter inch of fakeup on her with the false eyelashes out 2" and out on the town"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

66
"If you can't handle me at my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay." https://t.co/HfL1CKgQVB

- Kate Blechinger (@KateBlechinger) March 22, 2022

You CAN'T slay, cow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Anti-Republican Case for MicroBangs == Case for secks with needle-dicked Democrats

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (ZSK0i)

68 I'd ask if women are OK, but it's obvious that the answer is "no."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (GeF+e)

69 "I have absolutely no interest in being 'that girl. I will never wake up at 5am and drink green juices and be hyper-organized. I will instead be in 4am Reddit holes, Diet Coke first thing in the morning, [and] fistfuls of raw pasta as a snack."
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Why does everything like this have to now read like a slam poetry session. Seriously you can read the above in "that voice" and it's perfect.

Posted by: DURHAM at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (dscaa)

70 Hmmm... Goblin Mode was me during Covid Lockdowns.

Caused by the King of the Goblins... Fuaci the Foist!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (oHd/0)

71 I'd smell it

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (MUk5w)

72 ARGLE BARGLE!

Posted by: Joe Bidumb at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (dscaa)

73 56

Kind of a stretch to say everybody was poor in the 30s. But point taken.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 04:37 PM (EcuAK)

74 I had micro bangs when I was six yrs old and cut my own bangs with my little, dull, purple metal kindergarten scissors. Those here who went to school in the 1970's know exactly what those scissors looked like and how well they cut.

I fucking rocked that look!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (Vxu+H)

75 We're not going to make it are we.

Posted by: John Connor at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (KUUa6)

76 Biden reverses course and will now allow drilling on federal lands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (u73oe)

77 If someone tried to talk to me about shit this dumb in real life I'd just walk away like Biden does after a speech pretending no one is shouting questions.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (UuD2k)

78 Who stanky bitch dis iz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

79
Goblin Mode is so centrist

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (n+4am)

80 We're not going to make it are we.
Posted by: John Connor at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (KUUa6)

Let the robots win, John. It's for the best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

81 For some of us microbangs are all we've got.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (dscaa)

82 Kafka

Trap

Posted by: sven at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (Lzpvj)

83 Why can't we get an article in women's magazines like this that says "women, dress in super feminine dresses with beautiful long flowing hair and minimal makeup to own the rethuglicans!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (KZzsI)

84 walk away like Biden does after a speech pretending no one is shouting questions.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (UuD2k)
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Oh, he changed that up big time yesterday.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (OaZlZ)

85 Micro Bangs might might look good on a cute girl, but then everything looks good on a cute girl.

Otherwise, my only thought would be something along the lines of, "Meh. Bad haircut."

Follicular Revolution is the lamest revolution.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (LV9Tl)

86 As a member in good standing of the crip community. Let me be the first to tell the crppled cunt to fuck right the fuck off. I hate being disabled i hate not being able to work. I hate being some sort of victim because I'm anything but that. Don't pity me or admire my strength. I'm just me. My disability sucks ass for me im glad it is not your problem I'll never make it yours. Having a cross to bear applies to all of us. In no way am i special or do i expect any other person to change their life to accommodate me.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (0OmEj)

87 Formerly only good for one thing, today's women are increasingly looking to make themselves completely useless.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (8wi4P)

88 >>>Biden reverses course and will now allow drilling on federal lands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (u73oe)

Heh

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (QYPq3)

89 Don't worry. These Goblin Girls will find their way to being school administrators one day, where they will be responsible for crafting your kids curriculum.

Posted by: Revenant at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (LRhmV)

90 I think the logic of the micro bangs is that gamma males can't attract normal women so they settle for hideous micro banged feminists.

Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (k7+BO)

91 Biden reverses course and will now allow drilling on federal lands.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (u73oe)

Biden reverses course and will now shit OFF himself

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (dscaa)

92 The Guardian reported that, according to a "real-life goblin,"

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The guardian editors are definitely smoking something.

Posted by: runner at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (V13WU)

93 Somebody needs to wake Ace off his kitchen floor to fix the alignment.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (OaZlZ)

94 86 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (0OmEj)

She is one part crip but acts as though she is always a blood.

Posted by: sven at April 15, 2022 04:40 PM (Lzpvj)

95 So, we're stuck in the middle of goblin mode.

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2022 04:41 PM (193FS)

96 Goblins and German Shepherds.

Women are really not putting their best foot forward.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:41 PM (8wi4P)

97 I thought Goblin-Mode was something totally different.

Happy Easter!!

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (g+JZp)

98 I just pulled a microgoblin out of my nose.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (Y5qcH)

99 "the new hot trend: no piercings or tattoos! how going natural and whole is hot and health!"
--things you never see in women's magazines

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (KZzsI)

100 See the little goblin
See his little feet
See his little nosey-wose
Isn't the goblin sweet.

Posted by: Blackadder, stoned out of his mind at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (ARs9M)

101 My remark may seem self-centered, but it's the blog I swear!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (BOJAx)

102 "I have absolutely no interest in being 'that girl.

Marlo Thomas hardest hit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (nxdel)

103 Here you go, Ace -

Frank Zappa : Goblin Girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGX-C6-q10g

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (8wi4P)

104 Goblins not showering, wearing Lululemons and staying in bed drinking green smoothies while the goblins look at their cell phones was in a passage of LOTR that Tolkien wisely deleted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (fF2aM)

105 When a gusher of oil from drilling on Federal lands hits the market he will take credit for it and blame Trump.

Posted by: torabora at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (Y274z)

106 So not wearing makeup and glamming up is anti-capitalist? Who knew? I guess I've been a damned commie for the past 40 years.

And yet, I'm only 29...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (Mzdiz)

107 In a way this female public exposure as wackadoodles is doing a favor to men who have the smarts to look up these chicks so they know to avoid them.

Posted by: SamIam at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (oasF3)

108 These chicks will be having goblinbangs if they get any uglier.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 04:43 PM (Y5qcH)

109 It is okay to be a slob, is the takeaway. But boys need to be all Metrosexual prancing ponces. Is this equality or equity in play here?

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 04:43 PM (Vr12I)

110 I thought Goblin-Mode was something totally different.
Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris

I wrote a song about it, and it goes like this:

https://youtu.be/RGX-C6-q10g

Posted by: Frank Zappa at April 15, 2022 04:43 PM (KZzsI)

111 Here's a hairstyle that will likely significantly diminish your attractiveness to a huge subset, even a majority, of the opposite sex, particularly those more likely to be wealthy and productive. Hmmm...not sure that's as appealing as they intend.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 15, 2022 04:43 PM (fj2YZ)

112 Here and I thought 'microbangs' would be quickies with dudes with small dicks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

113 100 years ago this insanity would have been limited at best.
500 years ago they would have been stoned as witches.
1000 years ago they would been abandoned in the forest.

Civilization has some downsides it seems.

Posted by: Bete at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (eqyIS)

114 1 Yuck microbangs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 04:22 PM (khjUA)

Mukbang is better

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (xhaym)

115 I don't know, micro bangs seem to be something good to hold onto when they give a hummer.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (lgeFv)

116 SamIam

Non-natural hair colours, especially purple, green, red and blue, is like the colouration on a coral snake. Nature's way of saying "Stay away."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (u82oZ)

117 Om.....

I'm centering myself.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (7bRMQ)

118 The good news is the crazy ones are now self identifying.

The bad news is they are everywhere!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (YDx0c)

119 I am really tired of women insisting that they needn't change can be as nasty and awful as they want and we have to "grow" to be strong enough to take them as we are... then turning around and micromanaging us into their perfect idea of a dude.

And since women change their minds with the tides, the job is never done and is completely contradictory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

120
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

121 113 100 years ago this insanity would have been limited at best.
500 years ago they would have been stoned as witches.
1000 years ago they would been abandoned in the forest.

Civilization has some downsides it seems.
Posted by: Bete at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (eqyIS)

If the Picts had a bad Year, they would sacrifice their KING to the Gods.

/looks at Biden.... starts to sing..

Give me that ole time religion...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (oHd/0)

122 OK. That's it! Take away their right to vote. Women have gone completely around the bend.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2022 04:46 PM (gmo/4)

123 [/c]

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:46 PM (u82oZ)

124 24 Helen Thomas was in goblin mode, no?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2022 04:29 PM (193FS)

She was the very picture of Uruk-Hai, just missing the hand print

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:46 PM (xhaym)

125 Non-natural hair colours, especially purple, green, red and blue, is like the colouration on a coral snake. Nature's way of saying "Stay away."

When they pick one I like to "compliment" them on letting their natural color grow out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 15, 2022 04:46 PM (SchxB)

126 Sometimes I just want to say to the perpetually aggrieved: "How about you continue being offended and I'll continue not giving a shit?"

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2022 04:46 PM (dscaa)

127 Does anyone take womYns magazines seriously though?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (EcuAK)

128 Biden reverses course and will now allow drilling on federal lands. So F**king What !!!!!

1. Might be no oil on the land....
2. How many years before the new well actually produces any oil ?
3. No immediate impact to price..
4. All a political stunt..
5. I thought dirty disgusting oil was killing the Earth ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (FLyn4)

129 Microbangs (tm) - keeping hair out of your man's sammich since 2022.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (lgeFv)

130 My reply, get over yourself sweetcheeks.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (0OmEj)

131 Her slay mode makes me want to slash my wrists.

I don't want to imagine when she goes whole hog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

I find the constant need to ANNOUNCE their idiocy amazing. I really don't care if you are a slob, but I sure as hell am not going celebrate you as heroic, for being a slob. They are looking for validation for substandard behavior.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

133 Isn't it obvious that "goblin mode" is just a way for women to make other women voluntarily drop out of the dating market, thus improving the non goblin's chances?

Posted by: Ba'al State at April 15, 2022 04:48 PM (ZsR3z)

134 Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.

Stolen. Might hurt some feelings. So what?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:48 PM (u82oZ)

135 100 years ago, on back to the Garden, pretty much all women were in goblin mode.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 15, 2022 04:48 PM (ryztA)

136 Helen Thomas was ugly inside and out but she was dressed properly when she was out in public.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 15, 2022 04:48 PM (Vxu+H)

137 Jonah Goldberg's middle name is micro-bang.

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at April 15, 2022 04:49 PM (g+JZp)

138 They wonder why they are over 40 and not married yet or if they are they are married to another loser like them. Then complain life in America sucks ...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 04:49 PM (FLyn4)

139 500 years ago they would have been stoned as witches.

And what are witches made of?

Posted by: Ba'al State at April 15, 2022 04:49 PM (ZsR3z)

140 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 15, 2022 04:42 PM (Mzdiz)

Miley how the heck are ya

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2022 04:49 PM (dscaa)

141 We have gone full retard and we are currently living in the end times. I can't believe someone spends time worrying about stupid crap like this.
Hopefully these people leave their poor neighbors alone.

These people seem like the type of people that prior to the internet would have been Gladys Kravitz and called the police because you had a visitor. Now their energy is focused on a different set of people.
Again if goblin culture or whatever is your biggest problems you officially have zero problems and should STFU.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2022 04:49 PM (4tfcV)

142 Microbangs were develeoped for the all-female reboot of Dumb and Dumber. But it was supposed to be called Brave and Persistent because of the negative connotations.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:49 PM (xhaym)

143 Ladies:

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

- All us Men

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

144 >>And what are witches made of?

Apples!

Cherries!

Very small rocks?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (8wi4P)

145 And just like that, we're left justified again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Also leftist women: where have all the good men gone? And why am I 37 and single?

"And why can I STILL not find a job with my Micronesian Feminist Lesbian Studies degree?!?!???!?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (KZzsI)

147 I can give you 50 reasons why having a dog is better then having a relationship with one of these weird bitches...........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (FLyn4)

148 We have gone full retard and we are currently living in the end times.

Nah. It's the genetically unfit self-identifying and removing themselves from the gene pool. I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Ba'al State at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)

149 Hawkpilot

We should ask Vic. He would know. He is the eternal playa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (u82oZ)

150 Because the Moe Howard cut looks so good on a woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Who the fuck sits down and tells the stylist "Gimme the Moe Howard"?

Posted by: kalel666 at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (sLnyx)

152 Bits of wood!

Posted by: Peasant #3 at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (ZSK0i)

153

My fellow 29ers, don't we just call this 'going on a bender' ?

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (8pwuA)

154
I find the constant need to ANNOUNCE their idiocy amazing. I really don't care if you are a slob, but I sure as hell am not going celebrate you as heroic, for being a slob. They are looking for validation for substandard behavior.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

It's another form of dying your hair a strange color, they want attention. It's all so strange.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (4tfcV)

155 And just like that, we're left justified again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

You gotta have faith!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (7bRMQ)

156 I thought microbangs were something a three pump chump did?

Posted by: DPICM at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (M2VUX)

157 I generally prefer non-goblin female companions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (4I/2K)

158 Ducks they are made of ducks.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (0OmEj)

159 >>> 132 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:45 PM (KZzsI)

I find the constant need to ANNOUNCE their idiocy amazing. I really don't care if you are a slob, but I sure as hell am not going celebrate you as heroic, for being a slob. They are looking for validation for substandard behavior.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

Exactly. Apparently something something good for evil etc also includes STUPID for intelligent.

Fredo Class.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (llON8)

160 In college I lived with several quads and paras, and they were just as clean as everyone else.

This lunatic has access to plenty of assistance. She has chosen to be filthy and disgusting, and that is a reflection upon her as a person, and not as a disabled person.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (XIJ/X)

161 150 Because the Moe Howard cut looks so good on a woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Who the fuck sits down and tells the stylist "Gimme the Moe Howard"?
Posted by: kalel666 at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (sLnyx)

Muthafuckin HORDEMIND!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Your Grace, Miley, the Duchess of the Carolinas.

*air kisses hand *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (u82oZ)

163 It's another form of dying your hair a strange color, they want attention.

Then they get pissed if you notice and look at them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (KZzsI)

164 I would not F**k them even with Michelle Obama's Johnson......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (FLyn4)

165 When men were principally the only people you heard from the "new trends" were always in getting fit, making money, kicking asses, building shit and finding ways to make life better.

I'm just saying.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (dscaa)

166
My fellow 29ers, don't we just call this 'going on a bender' ?
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (8pwuA)

I call it a lazy day, but whatevs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Feminist always late to the game. Women in the Eastern half of Germany back in 1945 deliberately made themselves ugly for some odd reason.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2022 04:53 PM (+3ARs)

168 Look if it was good enough for Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber, its good enough for your basic club slut. Show the Republicans who you are!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:53 PM (KZzsI)

169 I actually started to read the content but had to stop. Just can't. All attention seeking whores. At least the Kardashians usually look nice for attention seeking whores.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2022 04:53 PM (oiNtH)

170 Build a bridge out of her!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 04:53 PM (u73oe)

171 Thank you, CBD. you do good work.

Any Indian / London dishes for the food thread?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:53 PM (u82oZ)

172 I'm still trying hard to be unfuckable.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

173 "As A Disabled Woman, The Goblin Mode Trend
Doesn't Sit Right With Me"

Gawd. I just don't friggin' care.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (uO+/l)

174 So Goblin Mode is just lounging around in sweats all day and watching tv and eating junk food. Not living aspirationally, but hey, we've all been there. Fair enough.

I call this American women, blue shithole surburbs mode.

Too long for a hashtag?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (ESjRY)

175 They are looking for validation for substandard behavior.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

I think they are behaving in a purposeful way that makes people reject them. They want to pre-empt the natural rejection they truly expect. I'm explaining it badly. I know women like this. They fear life. I'd feel sorry for them if I had a heart.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (45fpk)

176 *air kisses hand *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:52 PM (u82oZ)

See! See! It's not dementia!! President Biden was air shaking!!!

Posted by: MSM at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (7bRMQ)

177 Every Snowflake has to be unique

Posted by: Skip's new phone at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (2JoB8)

178 I'm still trying hard to be unfuckable.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

Contest is over and you took first prize.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (Zz0t1)

179 regarding "micro-bangs": why would you want to look like Zuckerberg?

Posted by: bigG at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (9tuKL)

180 >>Women in the Eastern half of Germany back in 1945 deliberately made themselves ugly for some odd reason.

Frida Kahlo could have taught them a lesson.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (8wi4P)

181 Micro bangs are a bit wrong, but that is part of why they're interesting and frightening to the bad guys.

How does that retort from madmen go...? I don't think of you at all

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 04:55 PM (ESjRY)

182 176 MSM

* Spock eyebrow *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:55 PM (u82oZ)

183 They are probably so disease ridden that the Wuhan Lab in China wants to buy their bodies for research.....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 04:55 PM (FLyn4)

184 I think they are behaving in a purposeful way that makes people reject them. They want to pre-empt the natural rejection they truly expect. I'm explaining it badly. I know women like this. They fear life. I'd feel sorry for them if I had a heart.

There is truth in your words.

Posted by: Zombie Chief Dan George at April 15, 2022 04:55 PM (ZsR3z)

185 They are looking for validation for substandard behavior.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2022 04:47 PM (oHd/0)

If "attention" is validation then yes. That's all they want.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2022 04:55 PM (dscaa)

186 >>I call this American women, blue shithole surburbs mode.

Everywhere.

I can't tell you how many slags I see walking around the supermarket and town in their pajamas.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (8wi4P)

187 Dear feminists, and minorities, we never discoss you when we have secret white guy meetings

No reason to do so, we have been running the show forever

Posted by: Y5 at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (KrdbI)

188 We need the Goblin Slayer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (II3Gr)

189
Moe Howard's haircut originated when he was a little boy. His mother refused to cut his hair, and let it grow to shoulder length. He cut it himself as a little boy in rebellion.

It became his signature.

I do not how the Larry haircut came about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)

190 It's another form of dying your hair a strange color, they want attention.

Then they get pissed if you notice and look at them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It always mystifies me when I see women out who are over fifty with multi-colored hair and tats. That was not part of our generation. Also, they are usually a little heavy. Is this an attempt at trying to look younger? Fail. More attractive? Fail.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (oiNtH)

191 Biden reverses course and will now allow drilling on federal lands.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 04:38 PM (u73oe)

Biden's approval numbers will now go below 30 since he will start bleeding the "Gaia faithful" and only maintain his grip on the voting block "Implicated, compromised, or soon to be indicted"

And Cruz can finally shave his beard to signify his eventual victory.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (xhaym)

192 Microbangs of whatever hair color don't turn me off as a hair warning sign. It's the "high forehead" anime type. Now, the "lazy mohawk" in bright blue, purple, or red, that's a clear warning sign of "crazy ass woke bitch, avoid eye contact and leave".

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (W+kMI)

193 >>> 172 I'm still trying hard to be unfuckable.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (sWM8x)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY HARD AT ALL.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (llON8)

194 If women think miro-bangs turn off virile Republican men, they are mistaken.

Because they never look at the eyes or above.
Or so I heard.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (u82oZ)

195 What do you think now, Dad?

Show me a fucked up woman and I'll show you a woman who had a horrible relationship with her father.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (u73oe)

196 Being a slob used to be just for us guys. I'm usually in sweats and pocket tees, and just got some hospital scrub trou with warm weather coming up. You have to have standards. If I didn't plan on going out, and something comes up where I have to, I change to sweats and tee without the oil stains and cigarette burns. And no flip flops, sneakers. I used to use the excuse arthritis flare ups make it difficult to even get dressed, but then I realized I'm just a slob.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (lz5hY)

197 Only one way to find out if she is a natural purple head....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (FLyn4)

198 >>It always mystifies me when I see women out who are over fifty with multi-colored hair and tats

Old woman tats are nasty.

Faded, blurry and on that crepe skin...eeeesh.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (8wi4P)

199 176 MSM

* Spock eyebrow *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:55 PM (u82oZ)

He didn't want the crowd to get Covid, so he was air shaking hands, he wasn't lost or befuddled! That's the talking point and we're sticking to it!!

Posted by: MSM at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (7bRMQ)

200 Way OT: how are Zuckbucks not pure, simple, literal bribery. Giving money to a specific govt agency to have govt employees do things you want (at a funding level not authorized by the legislature).

Posted by: Two Weeks at April 15, 2022 04:57 PM (+P7VR)

201 We have gone full retard and we are currently living in the end times.

It feels that way, but I'm not sure we are (in end times, we definitely are full retard).

I think what we may be witnessing is the end of America as a power raised up by the Lord for His purposes. Perhaps we were something akin to Assyria or Babylon.

America is not mentioned in end times prophesy, so we know by that point we are no longer the predominant global power. Perhaps then, this is the phase before the end times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (SOTgy)

202 and only maintain his grip on the voting block "Implicated, compromised, or soon to be indicted"

Don't forget NAMBLA

Posted by: They always forget NAMBLA at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (ESjRY)

203 I saw 4am Reddit Holes open for Metallica in Boise, circa 1993.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (EcuAK)

204 Otherwise, my only thought would be something along the lines of, "Meh. Bad haircut."

[ . . . ]

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2022 04:39 PM (LV9Tl)

"My stylist found out I was sleeping with her husband"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (xhaym)

205
I think they are behaving in a purposeful way that makes people reject them. They want to pre-empt the natural rejection they truly expect. I'm explaining it badly. I know women like this. They fear life. I'd feel sorry for them if I had a heart.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 04:54 PM (45fpk)

I think both things are true. They want validation and attention but also are hedging their excuses for when no man wants them, he's not enlightened or he's a misogynist yada yada.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (4tfcV)

206 When your goal is to be featured on PeopleofWalMart.com, you're doing something very wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

207 exdem13

That look on older women is the Soy-Boy Cougar look.

Does not work for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 04:59 PM (u82oZ)

208 I can't tell you how many slags I see walking around the supermarket and town in their pajamas

yeah I see that all the time and, what the hell? You had to get those tomatoes and the bag of chips so bad you couldnt wait to get dressed first?

There's a look I keep spotting in my town here, girls in sweats with some unnatural hair color, and about 50 pounds overweight. Not grossly obese, just too chubby and angry looking with really heavy makeup and bright pastel blue hair or pink or whatever. Its like they went through a machine and were stamped out, each one certain she's proving her independence and individuality, just like all the other girls.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 15, 2022 04:59 PM (KZzsI)

209 Afternoon.

There's an anime called Goblin Slayer. It's about a dude who goes around flaying goblins because they're all vicious little rapists.

So are these chicks implying they intend to run around having their evil way with men? And are they good looking?

Posted by: Robert sez My Body Is Ready at April 15, 2022 04:59 PM (1Yy3c)

210 I've never seen a woman that looked better for having tats.

Weird hair cuts, weird hair colors, and ugly clothes can be fixed easily.

Tats are harder though...and no you won't like them when you get older.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

211 It is kinda funny that the best reason they find to get a $120 haircut is to make sure you aren't hit on by a republican.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 04:59 PM (lgeFv)

212 I had microbangs once when I cut my bangs off the night before my First Communion because I didn't want them anymore. My Mom was not happy with me and I had to dress up in my Communion outfit again six months later so they could take a picture of me without my frontal crew cut.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 15, 2022 05:00 PM (VhE0u)

213 I do not how the Larry haircut came about.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (Mzdiz)

Male pattern baldness.

Posted by: Larry at April 15, 2022 05:00 PM (7bRMQ)

214 Some call it a slingblade. I call it a keyserblade.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:00 PM (Zz0t1)

215 I'd feel sorry for them if I had a heart.

I'd always assumed you did. The only questions were who's? And did you remove it surgically or just rip it out while they stared out you gape mouthed?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 15, 2022 05:00 PM (SchxB)

216 I wear sweats all the time even out in public. Usually I wear jeans when out and about but yeh sure I have gone to the store in sweats. I don't consider this to be brave and making a statement. I consider it lazy. I don't care. I don't think much about anyone else going out in sweats or workout shorts or yoga pants or pj pants. I don't care what people are wearing. Dude going to the store wearing a ripped and stained t shirt? Don't care. Girl wearing short shorts and flip flops in November? Don't care.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 15, 2022 05:00 PM (Vxu+H)

217 My two oldest sons are 21 and 18. Never had a girlfriend, mostly because the girls their age are literally lunatics.

This is how the birth rate will plummet.d

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (XSRBF)

218 I saw a goblin drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's

Posted by: Hands at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (786Ro)

219 Old woman tats are nasty.

Faded, blurry and on that crepe skin...eeeesh.

It's a work of impressionism!

Posted by: Tatted old woman at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (ZsR3z)

220 "If you can't handle me at my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay."

You know what I said earlier... the "It's not you, it's me" line? Yeah, I lied. It is you.

Posted by: Bizarro George at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (aXxgO)

221 I spent over $100K on a degree from Harvard in " Gay Hamster Reproductive Habits" and only found a job at the BK Take-Out Window for $11.00 per hour. Can anyone help me determine why ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (FLyn4)

222 >> I've never seen a woman that looked better for having tats.

It's like drawing on a beautiful painting with a Sharpie...fucking ridiculous.

But they HAVE to show you their individuality!

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (8wi4P)

223 "If you can't handle me in my goblin mode, you don't deserve me at my slay." Heh, there's an oblique anime reference. I bet the hoity-toity Guardian writer missed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnhoB_cHSg

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (W+kMI)

224 See! See! It's not dementia!! President Biden was air shaking!!!

Like he shook the air for the pope and the duchess of Windsor?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (JQ81d)

225 Non-natural hair colours, especially purple, green, red and blue, is like the colouration on a coral snake. Nature's way of saying "Stay away."

***

I've decided to honor into my roots and color my hair gray

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 05:02 PM (kf6Ak)

226 My daughter when she was 18 got a large tattoo on her right thigh of a skull with roses. Lovely. She now at 28 wants to get it laser removed. Very expensive as they can't do it all in one shot. When she told me, it took everything I had not to say "I told you so". I told her at the time that one day she would regret it.

Posted by: Cheri at April 15, 2022 05:02 PM (oiNtH)

227 I can't tell you how many slags I see walking around the supermarket and town in their pajamas.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 04:56 PM (8wi4P)

I'll take 100s of them for one glimpse of the total smokeshow in spandex and a tight top...at the fish store today!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2022 05:02 PM (XIJ/X)

228 Maybe Biden was trying to whack off and forget where his Johnson is located ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 05:02 PM (FLyn4)

229 Don't forget NAMBLA

Posted by: They always forget NAMBLA at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (ESjRY)

Or us! NAMBLA adjacent.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at April 15, 2022 05:02 PM (7bRMQ)

230 >>> 201 We have gone full retard and we are currently living in the end times.

It feels that way, but I'm not sure we are (in end times, we definitely are full retard).

I think what we may be witnessing is the end of America as a power raised up by the Lord for His purposes. Perhaps we were something akin to Assyria or Babylon.

America is not mentioned in end times prophesy, so we know by that point we are no longer the predominant global power. Perhaps then, this is the phase before the end times.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 15, 2022 04:58 PM (SOTgy)

I thought we weren't supposed to know (exactly) when Things were going to end. OTOH it's like we're racing through a checklist of all the stupid and insane things described in that one book....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (llON8)

231 grammie winger

Please give a * Respectful tip of the hat to the Rev. *

Hope you two turtledoves can have a reverent and relaxing Easter service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

232 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (x8kT3)

233 My son thinks of Goblin Slayer as Medieval Batman.

Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (OaZlZ)

234 Between now-ish and mid Sept I wear flip flops and shorts and a T shirt wherever I go. Pants are a winter thing.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (EcuAK)

235 >>at the fish store today!

She understands camoflauge, too.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (8wi4P)

236 Bring on the Four Horsemen.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (H8QX8)

237 207 exdem13

That look on older women is the Soy-Boy Cougar look.

Does not work for me.
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Well, I'm not a soy-boy, and the "bo" part a t least is all in the soul and altogether absent from the flesh. Guess I'm gonna miss out.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (W+kMI)

238 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qnhoB_cHSg
Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:01 PM (W+kMI)

Cowgirl needs her own show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

239 If Biden was a plant to destroy the Democratic Party, what would he do differently?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (u73oe)

240 ZOD

How are you? Moving to Florida?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (u82oZ)

241 Maybe goblin mode is some sort of Shrek/Fiona fantasy. Fiona could not be truly truly happy until she embraced her inner ogre...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (m45I2)

242 233 My son thinks of Goblin Slayer as Medieval Batman.
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He's not really wrong. The comparison has been made a few times.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (W+kMI)

243 Getting ready to chop a 13lb brisket flat into manageable pieces.
Wish me luck.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (kf6Ak)

244 If I smell like a hog lot, my bibs are hanging by one strap over a dirty Tshirt with skoal juice stain in my beard and a beer gut hanging and a head of uncut hair tucked in a ball cap that smells like sausage I guess a lot of girls won't go for a drink with me. Which means they are not looking at the REAL ME!!!
The article is about the female counterpart.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Vr12I)

245 A Zod sighting!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Hope you two turtledoves can have a reverent and relaxing Easter service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (u82oZ)

Why thank you! May the joy of the Resurrection fill your home with peace.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (45fpk)

247 And are they good looking?

Posted by: Robert sez My Body Is Ready at April 15, 2022 04:59 PM (1Yy3c)

Insert fake Buck Owens laugh here

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (7bRMQ)

248 I refuse to date any woman who's Ass weighs more then my entire body !!!! Call me a social snob if you must !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (FLyn4)

249 Who is going to invest in drilling on federal lands? That is crazy expensive to get going. All to have it at the whim of Biden? Because as soon as gas goes back to $2.50 and the political pressure is gone you know he will ban it again

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (EcuAK)

250 And here come the tattoo haters.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (nxdel)

251 Mukbang is better
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (xhaym)

Nom nom nom

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (kf6Ak)

252 That fella in "Dumb & Dumber" had those bangs.

He was called a "Pumpkin Pie Hair Cutted Freak".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (R/m4+)

253 >>>If Biden was a plant to destroy the Democratic Party, what would he do differently?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 05:04 PM (u73oe)

If Biden was a plant to destroy you and the rest of America, what would he do differently?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (QYPq3)

254 Imagine living your life based on what others think, whether to impress or "scare" them.

And I love how, for the eff your beauty standards microbangs article, they chose an attractive woman for the photo.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (rF64X)

255
I'll take 100s of them for one glimpse of the total smokeshow in spandex and a tight top...at the fish store today!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 15, 2022 05:02 PM (XIJ/X)

Was she getting you the muscles from the BOTTOM of the tank?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (Zz0t1)

256 233 My son thinks of Goblin Slayer as Medieval Batman.
Posted by: Axeman at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (OaZlZ)

There are some parallels. He is definitely a badass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (II3Gr)

257 "Beauty is all about experimenting, so give micro bangs a try. They might just become your new signature hairstyle."

Just keep dying your hair into a rainbow. Then we can spot you from far enough away to not even see the bangs. Win-win for everyone.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (aXxgO)

258 1. Back in the 70s, Nat Lamp had a cartoon, "What Life Would Be Like If There Were No Women". It was pretty much what is described above - normal male behavior if we don't have girls making us act better.

2. WTF does "my slay" mean? (Or do I even want to know?)

3. The formula "As A..." is getting to me. What it really means is equivalent to "Full disclosure: ", that is, this is a point on which I am biased and irrational. Yet people clearly use it as if it increased their credibility, rather than detracting from it.

4. What the hell is wrong with "minibangs"? Surely it depends on the girl, and how it's done. The girl shown is in my "would hit" range. But then, all fashion shit is by women, for women. Whatever they may say, we guys just are not the target audience. Any more than the 'ettes are the audience for the pantsless Tater in the sidebar.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (R0Tis)

259 True statement-
"Goblin girls blame society for enforcing standards they find unattainable instead of maintaining simple practices and good habits to take care of their appearance and health. Hey, I get it, it's a lot easier to blame others for your problems instead of admitting that your own behavior is flawed. But making the conscious decision to put yourself together every day works wonders for your mental health and self-esteem."

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (NpAcC)

260 Can anyone help me determine why ???

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Because you went to Harvard?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (u73oe)

261 I'm thinking more like mountain man mode. Unless I put on a suit coat and tie, then I'd look like John Wick.

Grooming for Jesus!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (Wnd0C)

262 >>And here come the tattoo haters.

We are everywhere.

Nobody likes tats on women.
They just lie to women with tats the way they lie to women about pretty much everything else.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (8wi4P)

263 Ferd Berfall

Being weight tested can empress any air in your digestive track, so you would have that at least.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (u82oZ)

264 Has to be anger of some kind. I smashed my leg a few years ago, took almost a year to walk again even with a cane. I wasn't particularly worried about others, I wanted my hair, etc, clean for ME. And forcing the non-disabled to view the world as they do? Anger.

Posted by: Lirio100 at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (uFOGo)

265 So this is the trendsetting justification for just giving up on yourself?
Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 04:25 PM (45fpk)

Which people have been doing forever without giving it a special look at me! name.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (rF64X)

266 250 And here come the tattoo haters.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (nxdel)

Tattoos? They are fine if a little thought went into them. I have seen some that were, shall we say, rather thoughtless.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (Vr12I)

267 251 Mukbang is better
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 04:44 PM (xhaym)

Nom nom nom
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (kf6Ak)

*eats 6000 calories worth of food in 4 minutes*
*screams*
*cries*
*throws remaining food*
*cries some more*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (II3Gr)

268 I wonder how many young girls have been inspired to get inked up by that BLM supporter on American Pickers, Danielle. She's just about at carnival side show coverage.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (lz5hY)

269
2. WTF does "my slay" mean? (Or do I even want to know?)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (R0Tis)

All dolled up, looking her best.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Grooming for Jesus!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (Wnd0C)

High five!

Posted by: Radical Gender Theorist at April 15, 2022 05:08 PM (1Yy3c)

271 >>Was she getting you the muscles from the BOTTOM of the tank?

Before that movie, I had a GF in Tucson who had a bunch of fish tanks and when we used to buy Feeder, on Tuesdays, there was a hot chick at the Aquarium Supply who did that in front of us.

She never let me go buy feeders alone, again.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:08 PM (8wi4P)

272 37 Microbangs? I'm not looking at your microbangs. I'm looking at your boobs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 15, 2022 04:32 PM (fWTJL)s
_______
Betty Paige?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2022 05:08 PM (R0Tis)

273 WTF does "my slay" mean? (Or do I even want to know?)

Evidently nobody here uses that as a regular part of their conversation because at least four of us-including me-asked this question and nobody answered.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 05:08 PM (fF2aM)

274 Bring on the Four Horsemen.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 15, 2022 05:03 PM (H8QX

Whooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Ric, Ole, Arn, and Tully at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (7bRMQ)

275 269

All dolled up, looking her best.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Sounds like a Rhianna thing.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)

276 211 It is kinda funny that the best reason they find to get a $120 haircut is to make sure you aren't hit on by a republican.
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There's some upper-crust looney left posturing right there. If some lefty gal wanted me to not hit on her she could pay $15 at Great Cuts and get buzzed like a Marine boot or shiny-bald like Sir Charles Barkley. Or get a spiky bleached hair-bomb like a Gaul ready to fight Julius Caesar or a mop stuck in a paint can. That wouldn't work either.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (W+kMI)

277 Goblin girls blame society for enforcing standards they find unattainable instead of maintaining simple practices and good habits to take care of their appearance and health.

American women: I'm going to read all these beauty magazines written by women for women full of perfectly photoshopped professional models and compare myself to them.

Also American women: Why do men set beauty standards to be so impossible to meet!?!

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (ESjRY)

278 >> Grooming for Jesus!

That was my Life with Thrill Kil Kult's best selling single.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (8wi4P)

279 Ace's string of consecutive "suck my dick" posts finally comes to an end?

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (dfgwz)

280 So this happened:

https://tinyurl.com/48v3se5r

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (lgeFv)

281
All dolled up, looking her best.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought it might have something to do with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but that's so old that I bet some of the younger "goblins" never saw it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (fF2aM)

282 When I was in high school, we just ignored these freaks. Now they get to change genders, brag about their filthy butts, scare us with weird hairstyles and we're forced to pay attention to them. But they're still the same ol' freaks.

Posted by: Christopher Steele at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

283
Sounds like a Rhianna thing.
Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (Vr12I)

I would not know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Zz0t1)

284 AP: In a shocking development, 1st Heavy Gorilla Cavalry overtook an encampment. "The women were in 'goblin mode,'" commented a captain in the force. "Naturally, we mocked them for some time, cut their hair, and then exterminated them."

IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (x8kT3)

285 Ace: I am going to take a lazy long weekend

Also Ace: *brings the content*

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (qnVBz)

286 >>WTF does "my slay" mean?

Slay Mode = Dolled Up

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (8wi4P)

287 {{{Jewells45 }}} You had a lot of interest in your tattoo. Maybe not the interest LadyL had when she shot the machine gun, but it was there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (u82oZ)

288
You can find pictures of Larry Fine with his hair normal, and not the light-socket mode.

In his younger days with normal hair, he could've played a heavy in an old gangster flick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (Mzdiz)

289 I think it's "slay queen", When dressed up to look hot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (YynYJ)

290 WTF does "my slay" mean? (Or do I even want to know?)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2022 05:06 PM (R0Tis)

All dolled up, looking her best.

***
Oh.
*quietly puts knives back*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (kf6Ak)

291 I think that by slay she means her at her best. For whatever that's worth. Which probably isn't much.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2022 05:10 PM (u73oe)

292 Ace's string of consecutive "suck my dick" posts finally comes to an end?
Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2022 05:09 PM (dfgwz)

IF he said that to the women in his post, they might think its food.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

293 I put on my farting pants for this.

Posted by: Ethan Saunders at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (W1E3x)

294 >>I thought it might have something to do with Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

Nope.

A Slay Queen is a girl who can fuck any guy she chooses.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (8wi4P)

295 I thought we weren't supposed to know (exactly) when Things were going to end.

We aren't.

But we are foretold certain things will be in place during that time.

I agree that we are seeing at least the front end of many things that are prophesied come to light in how they could be in a practical sense.

All in all, it's best to act is if we are always in end times, lest we be the foolish virgins.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (SOTgy)

296 And here come the tattoo haters.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 05:05 PM (nxdel)

Nothing wrong with something small and tasteful like, say, a butterfly on your ankle.

Your entire back covered with images of the Hordes of Hell cowering before the light of Jesus is a bit much.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (1Yy3c)

297 You are disgusting looking at women in a French Bikini with big boobs and a nice ass !!! You should accept a fat ass bitch with thunder thighs and a tattoo of a bloody skull on her thighs and face !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (FLyn4)

298 Just when you think surely it cant get any more retarded, society surprises you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen

I keep thinking we're gonna hit bottom. The horrifying thought is, there may be no bottom to all of this insanity.

Posted by: Biergood at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (FQWHA)

299 Maybe not the interest LadyL had when she shot the machine gun, but it was there.

lol.. still sorry I missed that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (nxdel)

300 Someday, Standard English will make a return to discourse.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (Vr12I)

301 Why am I supposed to be mad about microbangs?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (qnVBz)

302 Was out with some friends and my GF one night pre-COVID.

After a while my friends drifted off, but one friend of a friend of a friend of a friend (or something like that) hung out with my GF and I show us some cool new bars I hadn't been to before.

She had a big ugly mohawk in weird colors...but she was an interesting person none the less. And no, the night did not end up with any tricycle riding...though I did have a hell of a hangover from trying to much Cynar

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

303
When she's a goblin
I starts a wobblin'

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (vrz2I)

304 288 Yep. Saw a picture of the original 3 stooges, nice suits, normal hair, and they looked like the doormen at a meeting of the Five Families.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (lz5hY)

305 Robert

Just turn off the light.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (u82oZ)

306 No, not moving to Florida. It was on the list, but it's a little too other.

Maybe SC. Maybe we'll up stakes and pioneer in the (former) Russian Republic when those folks fold.

Posted by: ZOD at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (x8kT3)

307 Jessica Tarlov is lucky she's a women because Lawrence Jones and Tyrus looked like they wanted to tune her up.

She really is a stupid tw*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (s2Dtc)

308 Completely disappointed to hear micro-bangs don't involve midgets and bimbos in a crazy X-rated event

Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (5iUNf)

309 Hi, you might remember me from such films as "Francis the Fake Goblin Girl"

Posted by: Troiana McClure at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (54XhK)

310 I know we like to talk about modern culture. But as an adult, it's okay to ignore this stuff. Don't play their game, don't use their jargon. Treat them like the adolescents they are.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (YynYJ)

311 You know what would make me soooooo maaaaaad? If you permanently tattoo a dick on your forehead. Ooohhh, it would really get me steamed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (qnVBz)

312 A Slay Queen is a girl who can fuck any guy she chooses.

A woman who can fuck pretty much any guy she wants is like a man that can open pretty much any jar he wants...a very low bar.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (ESjRY)

313 >>Jessica Tarlov

With that speech impediment...
I bet that bitch gives a sloppy topper.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (8wi4P)

314
1920s, the age of jazz, flappers, and some serious slang. To slay someone in the Roaring Twenties meant "to make someone laugh very hard," commonly expressed as You slay me!

Urban dictionary says it means the act of having sexual encounters with someone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (lgeFv)

315 Micro-bangs - no party in the front, arrest warrants issued in the back.

Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (5iUNf)

316 Your entire back covered with images of the Hordes of Hell cowering before the light of Jesus is a bit much.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (1Yy3c)

It is? Dammit, back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (II3Gr)

317 >>a very low bar.

Yes.

But for some reason, likely because they are dumb, women believe : Empowering!

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (8wi4P)

318 A woman who can fuck pretty much any guy she wants is like a man that can open pretty much any jar he wants...a very low bar.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2022 05:13 PM (ESjRY)

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

319 It's Texas, but still gives you an idea of how bad it really is for Ds...

https://tinyurl.com/ycjt6xyy

(Tw@tter link)

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3)

320 Cat Ass Trophy

Editors of woman's magazines are quite unimaginative. See Cosmo, for the same articles every month.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (u82oZ)

321 Micro bangs and lemon holes? I love this place!

Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (wBpKf)

322 Just turn off the light.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (u82oZ)

It'll help save on electricity. *Thumbs up*

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (1Yy3c)

323 OK, so what's a "slay queen"? I mean, is it anime or something? I just don't get the reference even as it has been explained. Is this real English or just some esoteric pop culture reference that has invaded my lawn?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (aXxgO)

324 So, " slay queens" could potentially be walking, talking STDs? Good to know, I suppose.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (Vr12I)

325 What is old is new again, I think Mamie Eisenhower sported the micro bangs.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (a4EWo)

326 This sounds like ugly bitch problems

Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (2oJif)

327 When she's a goblin
I starts a wobblin'
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at April 15, 2022 05:12 PM (vrz2I)

Don't come knockin' if the slob is a gobblin'

Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 05:16 PM (5iUNf)

328 209 Afternoon.

There's an anime called Goblin Slayer. It's about a dude who goes around flaying goblins because they're all vicious little rapists.

So are these chicks implying they intend to run around having their evil way with men? And are they good looking?
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Those woke chicks are probably trying to make it empowering. But since the goblins in question are lazy slobs who live in trash-piled holes, look ugly and vicious on purpose, and can only get motivated to slay, burn, rape and pillage... They are saying more about themselves than they know. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to admire the nicely turned out female adventurers of whatever style and wholesomely hot farm girls.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:16 PM (W+kMI)

329 Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:11 PM (8wi4P)

When does this nomenclature date from, because I've never heard it. The only term I know of in connection with "slay me" was along the lines of "you make me laugh"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 05:16 PM (fF2aM)

330 Old woman tats are nasty.

Faded, blurry and on that crepe skin...eeeesh.

On the other hand, if they had tattoos of elephant scrotums, that would work out perfectly!

A great artist knows both his medium and his canvas.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 15, 2022 05:16 PM (LV9Tl)

331
that transgression is part of what makes it so interesting -- and frightening to Republicans.

-----

Maybe some Republicans - namely, the tribalist Evangelicals in the Age of Trump.

But transgressive micro bangs are sorta my beat. And I'm super Republican.

Posted by: David French at April 15, 2022 05:16 PM (UGDPW)

332 >>So, " slay queens" could potentially be walking, talking STDs?

All but a guarantee.

Honestly, the body counts that some of these chicks have will positively astound you.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:17 PM (8wi4P)

333 When does this nomenclature date from, because I've never heard it. The only term I know of in connection with "slay me" was along the lines of "you make me laugh"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 05:16 PM (fF2aM)

The Honeymooner's:

"I call you killer because you slay me..."

Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (5iUNf)

334 Micro bangs? Cultural pedo appropriation!

That's the term for interns at the National Man+Boy Lincoln Association ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (dfgwz)

335 There's an anime called Goblin Slayer. It's about a dude who goes around flaying goblins because they're all vicious little rapists.

O.K. That explains it. Thanks. The only anime I've seen is some provided by Pixy minx in the tech thread and I've never played video games.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (fF2aM)

336 It is? Dammit, back to the drawing board.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (II3Gr)

You should get something more traditional. A giant 18th century boat on your chest, an anchor on your forearm and a little heart with "mom" on your shoulder.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (1Yy3c)

337 Pope Francis accused the West of racism Friday, insisting migrants are subdivided by skin color and country of origin.

We are racists, we are racists. And this is bad, the pope stated.

As he has done on other occasions, Francis compared the current problem of migrants and refugees to the flight into Egypt of Joseph, Mary, and Jesus when King Herod was seeking to kill him.

Yeah no, blow me, and fuck off popie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (Irn0L)

338 I have found that the more tatts and or outlandish and weird hair someone has is just for attention as they try and make up for having no real talents and the lack of success in their life.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (R/m4+)

339 garrett

Like what numbers? Wilt Chamberlain numbers?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (u82oZ)

340 >>When does this nomenclature date from

I am pretty sure all modern nomencature / slang comes directly from the black community.

I know it stretches as far back as Beyonce becoming famous.

And I think/surmise it was a woman's way of taking the word 'Slay' away from men/players referring to banging chicks as slaying chicks.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (8wi4P)

341 Punk rock babes have been doing the short bangs thing for at least 25 years. Spoiler alert: if she's hot and smart, hair style means nothing.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (TDwhM)

342 So slay queen is what they also call "riding the pole"? Sad way to go through life.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (YynYJ)

343 294 >>I thought it might have something to do with Buffy the Vampire Slayer,

Nope.

A Slay Queen is a girl who can fuck any guy she chooses.
==========
Ah, so this is the liberal chick with the rainbow hair and muffin top over capris who is cruising the bar at 11 pm during Origins or Anime Central. Gotcha.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (W+kMI)

344 Wilt Chamberlain numbers?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (u82oZ)

We talked points scored, or women bedded?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)

345 and a little heart with "mom" on your shoulder.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 05:18 PM (1Yy3c)

Absolutely not.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (II3Gr)

346 I am kinda attracted to a woman with purple hair that looks like Larry from the Three Stooges. What say you ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (bIw8b)

347 OK, so what's a "slay queen"? I mean, is it anime or something? I just don't get the reference even as it has been explained. Is this real English or just some esoteric pop culture reference that has invaded my lawn?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (aXxgO)

It's just BS Twatter slang.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (1Yy3c)

348 When does this nomenclature date from, because I've never heard it. The only term I know of in connection with "slay me" was along the lines of "you make me laugh"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
__

In the last five years or so, I think.
Could be sooner.

Neither of my millennial daughters use the term.
Definitely neither of the grandbabies.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 15, 2022 05:20 PM (00enZ)

349 Ace's posts today are Pulitzer worthy, if Pulitzer had a prize snark category.

Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2022 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

350 Attractiveness is a funny, complex thing. I've got a thing for women with certain accents. I watched "The Merry Gentlemen" last night. Kelly Macdonald is a nice-looking woman, but with her Scottish accent I react as though she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 15, 2022 05:20 PM (sWM8x)

351 Fox News slams Psaki after podcast crack about son of a bitch. Doocy

I called psaki a " red headed bitch" about this and twitter put me in jail for 12 hours

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (Irn0L)

352 Tats are pretty expensive?

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (Vr12I)

353 >>Like what numbers? Wilt Chamberlain numbers?

Yeah. Wilt might even be impressed...

think about it, though.
If an even marginally attractive woman wants some dick, she has a Golden Corral Buffet offered up to her immediately.

Combine that with the notion that women should/could/can be as indiscrimate as a man and you have girls in their 30s with Counts over 150.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (8wi4P)

354 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 05:14 PM (lgeFv)

Well, I wasn't actually around in the 20's, but evidently some of my knowledge of slang was.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (fF2aM)

355 Slay= kill it

Kween= empowered feminist

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (qnVBz)

356 337 Pope Francis accused the West of racism Friday, insisting migrants are subdivided by skin color and country of origin.

We are racists, we are racists. And this is bad, the pope stated.
========
Well your Popeness, you'll have to take it up with the racist Western governments and their habit of subdividing all their citizens and "guest workers" by every sort of description and division.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (W+kMI)

357 Call the trophy company! Order up the biggest size Stunning And Brave loving cups for each of the legions of female slobs who want recognition for how special they are, so unique, so unlike the millions of others who look and act just like them.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2022 05:21 PM (mNhhD)

358 but with her Scottish accent I react as though she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 15, 2022 05:20 PM (sWM8x)

Scottish accents - same here. Not women though. Just to be clear.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 05:22 PM (45fpk)

359 Nah. It's the genetically unfit self-identifying and removing themselves from the gene pool. I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Ba'al State at April 15, 2022 04:50 PM (ZsR3z)

I wish it were true. But since it perpetuates, it is proof the the theory of evolution is incorrect. So chalk one up for creation.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2022 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

360 Dying alone, in squalor, eaten by the cats.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (Vr12I)

361 Slay= kill it

Kween= empowered feminist
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
___

It's retarded.
And drag queens come to mind whenever I hear it.
They started it, didn't they?

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (00enZ)

362 Ace's posts today are Pulitzer worthy, if Pulitzer had a prize snark category.
Posted by: LASue at April 15, 2022 05:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

They do. The "Pull-my-fingerzer..."

Awarded posthumously, unfortunately.

Posted by: Boswell at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (5iUNf)

363 There's something perfect about soibois with micropenises and demented feminazis with microbangs.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (wtvvX)

364 I must be a goblin to unattached women of a certain age. That, or invisible.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (4I/2K)

365 I was talking to a Siberian Uber driver during a lull in his business, and he told me "Sometimes I just sleigh myself!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (m45I2)

366 >> Dying alone, in squalor, eaten by the cats.

As opposed to the men who will die alone, swinging from a rope.

Ain't modernity grand?

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (8wi4P)

367 My favorite YouTube bartender is a Scottish lass. I believe every word she says about alcoholic beverages.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (eGTCV)

368 All this talk about Scottish accents is reminding me of that story about the drunk yelling at a hairbrush because he thought it was a hedgehog.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (UuD2k)

369 353 >>Like what numbers? Wilt Chamberlain numbers?
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Combine that with the notion that women should/could/can be as indiscrimate as a man and you have girls in their 30s with Counts over 150.
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Also the tired old hoes of 35 complaining on Twitter that boast about having been around the world but can't understand why no dude will commit to a relationship with them.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (W+kMI)

370 361

It's retarded.
And drag queens come to mind whenever I hear it.
They started it, didn't they?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (00enZ)

They all want to look like drag queens anymore.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (Vr12I)

371 366 >> Dying alone, in squalor, eaten by the cats.

As opposed to the men who will die alone, swinging from a rope.

Ain't modernity grand?
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (8wi4P)

Go long on hemp futures.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (II3Gr)

372 Nothing wrong with something small and tasteful like, say, a butterfly on your ankle.

Your entire back covered with images of the Hordes of Hell cowering before the light of Jesus is a bit much.
Posted by: Robert

And "small and tasteful" repeated 30 times up and down your arms is also bad.

Especially when it looks like it was done by 27 different tattoo artists, 13 of whom used art that their third-grade children had hanging on the fridge that week.

Yes, I'm talking to you, otherwise-cute chick who used to run the lunch counter at work. Permanent "TGI Fridays Flair" is not a good look for anyone.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (P1f+c)

373 350 Sexiest accent ever IMHO was the lead singer from the Aussie pop group The Seekers. If you hear Georgie Girl on an oldies station you'll know what I mean.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (lz5hY)

374 Being alone at Easter I'm smoking a ham steak.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 15, 2022 05:25 PM (eGTCV)

375 Dying alone, in squalor, eaten by the cats.
Posted by: kraken
___

The hubby is preventing that in my case, as well as Jesus.
Mostly Jesus.
Knowing our orange tabby, though, my face will have been well chewed off by the time hubby gets home from work if I am unfortunate enough to keel over at home.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 15, 2022 05:25 PM (00enZ)

376 {{{SMH}}}
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:26 PM (u82oZ)

377 Trump has endorsed JD Vance for OH Senate.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2022 05:26 PM (xPl2J)

378 Being alone at Easter I'm smoking a ham steak.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 15, 2022 05:25 PM (eTCV)

I just got done doing tax calcs. Nothing as yet planned for BBQ/grill. When will it be ready?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (4I/2K)

379
JD Vance is a Russian. And a stupid sonofabitch.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (UGDPW)

380 I had lunch at McDonalds. I was in Gobblin' Mode.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (FVME7)

381 How did they determine that micro bangs scare off Rethuglicans. Where is this ground breaking research? Who funded it?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (h1jJh)

382 377 Trump has endorsed JD Vance for OH Senate.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2022 05:26 PM (xPl2J)

Which is bound to displease some.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (Vr12I)

383 I don't trust that greasy tubbo from Ohio and I'm not sure why trump would. He shit talked trump and didn't even vote for him. Suck a dick.

Posted by: NCKate at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (2oJif)

384 Absolutely not.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 15, 2022 05:19 PM (II3Gr)

But you are going to need something to make you a little mysterious and notorious.

Try a small heart with a banner through it that says "KOLYA" in Cyrillic

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 05:28 PM (xhaym)

385 I am not hip, I always thought the Yes, Slay Queen was some reference to a woman like the blonde chick in game of thrones.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2022 05:28 PM (lgeFv)

386 It's Texas, but still gives you an idea of how bad it really is for Ds...

https://tinyurl.com/ycjt6xyy

(Tw@tter link)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at April 15, 2022 05:15 PM (QYPq3)
******
Nice!

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2022 05:28 PM (NpAcC)

387 381 Who funded it? The CDC, 2.8 billion.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 15, 2022 05:28 PM (lz5hY)

388 Northernlurker is that ham pretty dry? How else will it burn?

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2022 05:28 PM (2JoB8)

389 There's a tendancy among the young to think they will die young. So, no long term planning. If you piss away your youth and fertility for a lot of short term affairs, it's more likely you'll never have a real relationship. And you're looking at years of being a cat lady.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 15, 2022 05:28 PM (YynYJ)

390 Heya Salty!

I will when he gets home.
He was so happy when he turned in his hours for the final time last night. End of May, he will be a Journeyman.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 15, 2022 05:29 PM (00enZ)

391 Robert: "It's just BS Twatter slang."

Thanks. I guess that's why I'm out of the Kool Kids Klub. Stuff like this just makes me roll my eyes.

Not a really effective way of communicating a point when no one knows or understands what the hell they're talking about. Yeah, I'm not going to trace your tribal vernacular to its roots when there are real, viable languages just sitting on the shelf for all to see.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 15, 2022 05:29 PM (aXxgO)

392 >>Also the tired old hoes of 35 complaining on Twitter that boast about having been around the world but can't understand why no dude will commit to a relationship with them.

Add to that, for every degree a woman gets she is less likely to meet a mate.

Lotta upside in Cat Food Futures.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:29 PM (8wi4P)

393 bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door

Thanks. Good video on You Tube. Classy group, and she is modestly dressed, with a great accent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:29 PM (u82oZ)

394 Also the tired old hoes of 35 complaining on Twitter that boast about having been around the world but can't understand why no dude will commit to a relationship with them.
Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:24 PM (W+kMI)

To be fair, low body counts are not a guarantee that any man will find you worth committing to either. See: me and my friends who are single.

No reason to remove all self respect and dignity from oneself by becoming a whore though.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 15, 2022 05:29 PM (rF64X)

395 Scottish accents - same here. Not women though. Just to be clear.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 15, 2022 05:22 PM (45fpk)

I don't see you swooning over Count Danklua, though

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (xhaym)

396 These slay queens are not responsible for their ways. It's "bad boy" types that are responsible for messing these females up. We've all read, even here in our comment sections, "if it wasn't for guys like you" bullshit. Women are given no agency even amongst commenters here. Then there is the implication of good girls being coerced by "bad boys" by the guys that the Sneaky Fucker Game doesn't work for because they come off as half-a-fag try hards. Yeah it's the bad boys fault we can't get women, they mess them up for us!

Posted by: JROD at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (0jZnq)

397 Trump has endorsed JD Vance for OH Senate.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2022 05:26 PM (xPl2J)

Which is bound to displease some.
Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:27 PM (Vr12I)
******
Tucker really likes him.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (NpAcC)

398 >>Ain't modernity grand?

You could just come out here and throw a rope in the water and catch some fish instead.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (ZLI7S)

399 As Tinder experiments prove, the most repulsive woman is more sexually attractive than even most top tier men.

Goblin girl is just the natural progression of that fact. Women can be a repulsive as they want to be and they would still have a line of men waiting to fuck them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (cMXNt)

400 Jeepers.

Goblin Mode?
FFS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (W2Pud)

401
You are the Sun
I am the Moon
You are the words
I am the tune
Slay me

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Neil Diamond song at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (vrz2I)

402 Dying alone, in squalor, eaten by the cats.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (Vr12I)

But enough about me. How is your life going?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (xhaym)

403 SMH at God's grace

Huzzah for Ex-Ex!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 15, 2022 05:31 PM (u82oZ)

404 >>To be fair, low body counts are not a guarantee that any man will find you worth committing to either. See: me and my friends who are single.

You prospects are much improved. Men require, at the very least, the notion/illusion of chastity.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:31 PM (8wi4P)

405 Husband knew some girl that was in a relationship with a "tattoo artist". He practiced on her. She had a tattoo of dead Elvis sitting on the toilet on her arm.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 15, 2022 05:31 PM (YynYJ)

406 SMH congrats to ExEx!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 05:31 PM (nxdel)

407 Trump has endorsed JD Vance for OH Senate.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 15, 2022 05:26 PM (xPl2J)

Vance, who has laid out an aggressive agenda, is campaigning on ending welfare for illegal immigration, reducing legal immigration levels, imposing fierce tariffs on China-made products, breaking up giant tech conglomerates with antitrust maneuvers and legislation, as well as reshoring manufacturing back to the United States and banning Critical Race Theory (CRT), among other policy prescriptions.

Works for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Irn0L)

408 I don't have anything to say in this thread. But I'm posting anyway.

So there.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 15, 2022 05:32 PM (sJHOI)

409 nood. lazy gainz.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2022 05:32 PM (P1f+c)

410 >>You could just come out here and throw a rope in the water and catch some fish instead.

I haven't been fishing in almost 2 years.

Probably been close to 5 since I actually fished myself.

Sad.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:32 PM (8wi4P)

411 402 Dying alone, in squalor, eaten by the cats.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:23 PM (Vr12I)

But enough about me. How is your life going?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2022 05:30 PM (xhaym)

Lolol. I could use a little MORE alone time, actually. A bit over involved of late.

Posted by: kraken at April 15, 2022 05:32 PM (Vr12I)

412 @392 Garrett-More cock ran through them=less likely, if ever to pair bond. Studies been done, it's a fact.

Posted by: JROD at April 15, 2022 05:32 PM (0jZnq)

413
She had a tattoo of dead Elvis sitting on the toilet on her arm.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at April 15, 2022 05:31 PM (YynYJ)

That's hilarious. If I had a tattoo, it'd have to be something that outré.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2022 05:33 PM (UGDPW)

414 >>Husband knew some girl that was in a relationship with a "tattoo artist". He practiced on her.

She shold have bought him a pig.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:33 PM (8wi4P)

415 Jewells!
Thanks!

It's been a rollercoaster for the past four years, but at least he'll have that under his belt.
I'm so proud of him.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 15, 2022 05:33 PM (00enZ)

416 Jessica Tarlov is lucky she's a women because Lawrence Jones and Tyrus looked like they wanted to tune her up.

She really is a stupid tw*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Escape From Tarlov.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I am not a biologist at April 15, 2022 05:33 PM (FVME7)

417 She had a tattoo of dead Elvis sitting on the toilet on her arm.

lmao! Stuck with it for life she is. At least mine have personal meaning to me. And no, no dead Elvis. I liked him, but not that much.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2022 05:34 PM (nxdel)

418 >>I haven't been fishing in almost 2 years.

I got a spare bedroom and plenty of gear.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2022 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

419 Appreciated, Straw.

If the drive wasn't a killer, I might actually take you up on that and show you how to catch Stripers until your arm falls off.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:35 PM (8wi4P)

420 You prospects are much improved. Men require, at the very least, the notion/illusion of chastity.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:31 PM (8wi4P)

That may be, but at after a certain age, it gets less likely for a woman. Plus, I'm not that interested anymore, at least, not at that moment.

I would like to get a cat at some point though, but I will have to try to make sure it doesn't have me for dinner if something were to happen to me and I was alone.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 15, 2022 05:35 PM (rF64X)

421 377 Trump has endorsed JD Vance for OH Senate.
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Everybody on the GOP side of the Ohio senate race has courted Trump voter support. Vance is not exactly a Trump cheerleader, and he said way too many polite things about Obama in his book. However, he gives a damn about the (mainly White) working class of Ohio and their slow devolution into ruin. He wants the blue- collar workers of the Midwest to regain their employment, their pride, and their worth as successful Americans. That's not a bad attitude to take to the Senate. Might be what swayed him to Trump's endorsement if he was voluble and sincere enough about it. Of course, he has NO formal support from the Republican party overall, so the endorsement might not be enough to get him in front of Mandell and Gibbons.

Posted by: exdem13 at April 15, 2022 05:36 PM (W+kMI)

422 I'm sorry ladies, but tattoos are only for male sailors, marines, bikers and members of primitive tribes.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2022 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

423 >>That may be, but at after a certain age, it gets less likely for a woman.

That's why included the 'illusion' in there.

Ultimately, the count only matters if a girl advertises it. We expect you to lie about that, anyway.

The important thing to remember about men is that Honor/Dutiful Obligation is a part of the male psyche. It can't be escaped and as such a man has a hard time commiting to a relationship with someone they see as incapable of being honor bound.
So. Even a girl with a low body count and the wrong attitude will send the same warning signs as one who has been run through by the NBA.

Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:43 PM (8wi4P)

424 The important thing to remember about men is that Honor/Dutiful Obligation is a part of the male psyche. It can't be escaped and as such a man has a hard time commiting to a relationship with someone they see as incapable of being honor bound.
So. Even a girl with a low body count and the wrong attitude will send the same warning signs as one who has been run through by the NBA.
Posted by: garrett at April 15, 2022 05:43 PM (8wi4P)

True, but none of the people I am talking about has a bad attitude. My single friends are lovely people. It just doesn't happen for some. Plus, lots of witches get married.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at April 15, 2022 05:52 PM (rF64X)

425 I will be ecstatic when D&D culture finally dies its well-deserved death.

As for tattoos, they send a simple message: "I like pain, and I want you to know it."

When a woman sends that message, it means something _very_ different than when a man does.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at April 15, 2022 05:58 PM (ArYuy)

426 150 Because the Moe Howard cut looks so good on a woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Who the fuck sits down and tells the stylist "Gimme the Moe Howard"?
Posted by: kalel666 at April 15, 2022 04:51 PM

Jinx!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 15, 2022 06:03 PM (OssQ4)

427 "productivity culture"

Got to hand it to them. They found a way to monetize laziness.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 15, 2022 06:04 PM (5p7BC)

428 As if Republicans give a fuck about your bangs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 15, 2022 06:06 PM (5p7BC)

429 I've said this about all these highly manipulatable woman and their new trend of getting awful tattoos that cover up their bodies, it's a ploy by ugly feminist to make other woman ugly. These feminist hags can never become attractive, so they'll try and make other woman to scar themselves. There is no one who exploits the fears, self doubt and mental instability of other women as much as feminist, they are worse than thre most manipulative and abusive boyfriend.

The hard liberal women won't be happy until every other female is just as disgusting and homely, because they think then ther playing field will be equal, but those leftist will still be unlovable and die alone.

Everyone wants to make fun of incels, but this is the female version, and the media wasn't to empower these same destructive people, at least incels just spend their time entertaining themselves, instead of trying to destroy a whole gender.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 15, 2022 06:58 PM (V6x0J)

430 I thought micro bangs were short multiple partner sexual trysts

Posted by: EllaMentary at April 16, 2022 07:44 AM (cZKYG)

431 You know what else wears those things on their noses? Bovine.

Posted by: mikey at April 16, 2022 10:48 AM (tAjtt)

432 Heya are using Wordpress for your blog platform? I'm new to the blog world
but I'm trying to get started and set up my own. Do you require any html
coding expertise to make your own blog? Any help would be really appreciated!

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Female Bloggers Invent Term "Goblin Mode" To Describe Looking Nasty and Slummy;
Woke Activists Object to the Term, As It Denigrates Actual Goblins