Wombat Wagon Cafe

A bunny makes "the move."

Performing a magic trick for a dog. He is baffled!

ICYMI: Who let the dogs out?

Dog helps himself to the amenities.

This cat should be on Twitter's board of censors. A real crybully.

Little kid could have had the Automatic Participation Trophy, but decided on real achievement instead.

A little hand action.

A few days ago I posted video of a meerkat standing on a guy's head. Here's more of that video, with context.

Just another day at the office.

Angelic, tiny wombat turns into a little monster once he hits puberty 😂💙 pic.twitter.com/DEJBdK6xuX
— The Dodo (@dodo) April 2, 2022

This video puts the euphemism "oiling up the baby wombat" into play.

Real ballerina.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/EvKZiYsck1
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 8, 2022

Zack Snyder directs Cat Attack!

Nailed it...🐈🥅🧸🤯 pic.twitter.com/XhvsgnSRT0
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 7, 2022

Good boy..🐕🐾🐈🍼🥰 pic.twitter.com/DK6TBPdmBU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 7, 2022

Dog loves to make baby laugh..🐶👶❤️☺️🔊🔛🆙 pic.twitter.com/hlWop6tVz7
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 7, 2022

When their owner finally left for work... ❤️🤣🤣pic.twitter.com/B5ykfhdjAA
— Figen (@TheFigen) April 8, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 08:00 PM

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1 I'll get em if their not here yet

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2022 08:01 PM (2JoB8)

2 Bats are better.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 08:02 PM (2Gnfs)

3 Yeah, I got nothin.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2022 08:02 PM (fsetr)

4 From the looks of it, that baby isn't laughing because he's got a full diaper. Kind of like Joe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2022 08:03 PM (fsetr)

5 Good evening, my dearest reprobates.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 08:04 PM (mNjV/)

6 Wombat special.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:04 PM (F/J1O)

7 Got to see Little Kid

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

8 Loved the dog tickling the bay.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 08, 2022 08:05 PM (XxgMn)

9 Ahh. That kid on the skate board was a winner in the end.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

10 Wombats, why did it have to be wombats..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2022 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

11 Angelic, tiny wombat turns into a little monster once he hits puberty

So, teenager.

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at April 08, 2022 08:06 PM (XxgMn)

12 Welcome to the new thread. Why don't you sit over here with Mohammed, Sydney, Clayton, and Jugdish. Don't be shy about helping yourself to punch in cookies.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2022 08:06 PM (fsetr)

13 Na na na na na na na na
WOMBAT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 08, 2022 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 Ahh. That kid on the skate board was a winner in the end.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

I think his father was pushing him, especially at the end when he was literally pushing him.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2022 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

15 Little kid could have had the Automatic Participation Trophy, but decided on real achievement instead.

You get put away for child endangerment in some places for doing that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 08:07 PM (II3Gr)

16 Angelic, tiny wombat turns into a little monster once he hits puberty

This is known. Boy teenager.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

17 So, where are we at on Zach Snyder? Are we supposed to hate him, love him? Whatever?

Looking back through his filmography, I'd say I only really enjoyed 300, although I always hate when rape or forced sex is used as a plot point- just pisses me the fuck off. Which is probably the aim, but it gets me pissed off not at the characters, but the writers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:08 PM (F/J1O)

18 Well, if there's something that needs context, a meerkat standing on a guy's head would definitely rank pretty high up there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2022 08:08 PM (GezNK)

19 G'rump928(c)

Dad is right. Because the Mom would be kissing to boo-boos, and stopping the action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

20 Twirling sea otter!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2022 08:09 PM (rV1pr)

21 FenelonSpoke

We learn soo much here. But this time is was good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

22 Wombats have dentition similar to rodents, who knew?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 08, 2022 08:10 PM (xhaym)

23 nurse ratched

I am positive ace was thinking of you when he linked it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

24 Wombats >> bats.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (rF64X)

25 Like the doggie and the magic trick. The look he/she gives...lol

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (gLRfa)

26 not first

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (V13WU)

27 Wombats may identify as bats, but they are actually otters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (P3gRi)

28 aw, look a the weasels !

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:12 PM (V13WU)

29 🦇 🦇 🦇

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 08:13 PM (II3Gr)

30 wombat fur, is that expensive ???

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)

31 Tuna

That was quite the look. I would have missed it, but for your comment. Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:13 PM (u82oZ)

32 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.

Today they are pining for the fjords.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

33 And us spinners say "I wonder if you can spin wombat hair? I bet it's too short to be any fun."

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:15 PM (5HBd1)

34 My sister once bit a wombat.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2022 08:16 PM (vrz2I)

35 fd

Was that before or after the moose bit her?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

36 Pork chop
Pork chop
Greasy, greasy
We beat their team
Easy easy!

Go Wombats!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:17 PM (LKTKP)

37 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Kirk gets jumped by a female Mugato in heat and she gives him the fever.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2022 08:18 PM (vrz2I)

38 Notsothoreau - move forward

Good evening. Is Locks of Love doing human hair spinning? Or is that right out?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

39 Whoahh!!

Tucker getting a little spicey.

Nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM (/w3vz)

40 I have to say that I genuinely feel bad for Will Smith in a way that I can't describe. He was loved by everyone, similar to Tiger Woods.

He could kick that crazy gold-digging whore out of the house and the only people who would criticize it would be other crazy gold-digging whores.

I couldn't really care less except I liked him in the alien movies and that show with the guy rich nerdy guy that danced funny, but jeez, man. If you want to have a sex change just go ahead and chop 'em off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Black family survived slavery but not welfare at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM (CM8Oa)

41 AlaBAMA

I thought the Navy Supply Corps school was in Georgia?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

42 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM (/vnOa)

43 So, is he saying he was on a nature hike with Xi in Tibet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM (F/J1O)

44 Omg, the video with the cat leaping to catch the stuffed animal! I watched it at least 4 times.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:20 PM (rF64X)

45 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

How is your mom doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

46 "Wombats may identify as bats, but they are actually otters"

They lost their wings long ago. They actually have little vestigial wings under their fur.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2022 08:21 PM (vrz2I)

47 41 AlaBAMA

I thought the Navy Supply Corps school was in Georgia?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ

Hah!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:21 PM (LKTKP)

48 SnailRacer!!! How are ya, Dearheart.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:21 PM (zYgyA)

49 Australia has some of the nastiest and also some of the cutest animals on the planet. Helps explain how they came up Mad Max.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2022 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

50 No idea, but typically spinners will try just about anything. FYI, Scottish Highland cattle hair can be spun but it's not a lot of fun.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:22 PM (5HBd1)

51 Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:20 PM (rF64X)

You nic makes me think of the old TV sci-fi show Alien Nation. The bad guys were the collaborating (kind of sonderkommando like) Aliens who kept the slaves in line- the Overseers. I always thought that 'Overseer' was a chilling villain name.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:22 PM (F/J1O)

52 TCM is currently running the original Angels in the Outfield. Janet Leigh is young and pretty. I think at 9:00 CST they're running Bull Durham which I haven't seen in ages.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 08, 2022 08:22 PM (0vFtj)

53 That was from a movie. A little known gem called 3000 miles from Graceland.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:23 PM (LKTKP)

54 Ben Had

♩ Good evening! ♬

🥃
🥃
🥃

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

55 Apparently wombats twerk as a combat method.

https://youtu.be/TaWRt6pENeo

Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2022 08:23 PM (vMCab)

56 Skateboarding kid was very cool. The cutie's persistence and toughness paid off.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:23 PM (rF64X)

57 Sam Bankman-Fried, this guys and those like him worry me. Brilliant, founder and CEO of FTX, and a completely brainwashed man - a "Benthemite" , follower of Jeremy Bentham's cooky philosophies.

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:23 PM (V13WU)

58 Travels of Diogenes.
Currently in Las Vegas New Mexico. Eating at Smiling Faces, a local establishment of true moron standards yet I gotta say, the best Navajo Tacos I've had in years.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (VRkwH)

59 NaCly, my dear.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (zYgyA)

60 Willowed- it was the McGuffin analysis primarily (as I remember) but more than one thing. I'm sure he at the very least lurked here.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (fj2YZ)

61 Not worry, but his billions will end in the wrong hands.

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (V13WU)

62 Pixy gets this house by nature preserve maybe we can get some Cafe Videos from him.

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (2JoB8)

63 58 Travels of Diogenes.
Currently in Las Vegas New Mexico. Eating at Smiling Faces, a local establishment of true moron standards yet I gotta say, the best Navajo Tacos I've had in years.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (VRkwH

Is a taco a sandwich?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)

64 I thought the Navy Supply Corps school was in Georgia?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:19 PM

It should be. One would think, as logistic professionals, they would locate near a pork chop depot, but they chose Rhode Island, IIRC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

65 Wombats are surprisingly quick considering they are chubby with short legs.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (eGTCV)

66 You nic makes me think of the old TV sci-fi show Alien Nation. The bad guys were the collaborating (kind of sonderkommando like) Aliens who kept the slaves in line- the Overseers. I always thought that 'Overseer' was a chilling villain name.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:22 PM (F/J1O)

Oh, but I don't have slaves. Just subjects, serfs, peons, prisoners, and captives.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (rF64X)

67 How is your mom doing?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)
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Good!

She was in hog heaven the other day, there was an Errol Flynn marathon on TCM.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)

68 "Apparently wombats twerk as a combat method."

Wombat Combat?

Posted by: Hodaka at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (vrz2I)

69 Travels of Diogenes.
Currently in Las Vegas New Mexico. Eating at Smiling Faces, a local establishment of true moron standards yet I gotta say, the best Navajo Tacos I've had in years.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2022 08:24 PM (VRkwH)

aha...aha...how many margaritas did you have in the last hour ??

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (V13WU)

70 The kid didn't make it down the steps on the first try. What a loser.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 08:25 PM (II3Gr)

71 {{{ SnailRacer}}}

You are the embodiment of class and grace compared with us rapscallions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

72 Groveling Eunuch ..... lol

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2022 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Wombat steak can be tasty if you sous vide it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 08, 2022 08:26 PM (eGTCV)

74 *end up

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2022 08:26 PM (V13WU)

75 Nothing on the internet about spinning wombat hair. But...wombats poop cubes. Looks like they finally solved the mystery of how they do that.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:26 PM (5HBd1)

76 Duncanthrax

Athens, GA.

DCA and MPA Schools and OCS are in Newport. Oh, and the Navy War College.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

77 Did you know Regis Philbin was a pork chop?

So was Roger Staubach

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:27 PM (LKTKP)

78 More on wombats pooping cubes, if you need to know:

https://tinyurl.com/5n74vu8e

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:28 PM (5HBd1)

79 Wombats aren't bad. In fact, with bat as part of their name, they're more bat-adjacent than most.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:28 PM (a3Q+t)

80 Notsothoreau, I have both buffalo socks and gloves and they are the warmest things ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:28 PM (zYgyA)

81 Notsothoreau - move forward

There are some things I do not want to know.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

82 Wombat steak can be tasty if you sous vide it.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
--------

Do they have maple trees down under?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2022 08:29 PM (AytXr)

83 80 Notsothoreau, I have both buffalo socks and gloves and they are the warmest things ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:28 PM (zYgyA)

Now that I think of it, I never have seen a shivering buffalo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:29 PM (F/J1O)

84 I drove by the Navy War College today.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2022 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)

85 I've spun buffalo hair. My husband wanted a scarf out of it. But the fiber I was able to buy was terrible stuff. I bought some commercial buffalo/silk yarn and knit the most complex scarf I've ever done. He never wore it. I think he had a lot different idea of what buffalo yarn would be like.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

86 Road Toad.

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 08:30 PM (taPSh)

87 Do they have maple trees down under?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2022 08:29 PM (AytXr)

Yes, according to the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:30 PM (F/J1O)

88 87 Do they have maple trees down under?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2022 08:29 PM (AytXr)

Yes, according to the internet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:30 PM (F/J1O

Must be true then.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:30 PM (LKTKP)

89 Here's a 1976 Wombat for only $900.

Smartcycleguide.com/L49242520

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2022 08:31 PM (vrz2I)

90 JackStraw

But of course,. I know which street you live on, but it is OPSEC to everyone else.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

91 I gotta say, the best Navajo Tacos I've had in years.
Posted by: Diogenes

Of course they are! I haven't had a bad NT.
(how many years has it been since you had a Navaho Taco?)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 08:31 PM (2Gnfs)

92 Hi, Horde. It's been a long, long week.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:32 PM (DsygJ)

93 The Tesla Cybertruck looks like every villain's vehicle chasing our ragtag heroes across a blasted post-apocalyptic hellscape in every 80's sci fi movie.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 08, 2022 08:32 PM (Dc2NZ)

94 Notsothoreau, have you ever tried Yak wool?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:32 PM (zYgyA)

95 I saw Wombat Poop Cubes open for the Holy Modal Rounders at the Bottom Line 1970.

Posted by: Preznit Bideum at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (g6+Ik)

96 Notsothoreau - move forward

Do you stiull have that scarf?

I'm thinking you could post for the hobby thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

97 92 Hi, Horde. It's been a long, long week.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:32 PM (DsygJ

Same here. Between work, packing and trying to get everything done before I move I'm flat busted.

And my feet hurt. Grrrr

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (LKTKP)

98 link to buffalo scarf: https://___ur.com/a/fpzNYnC

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (5HBd1)

99 Athens, GA.
DCA and MPA Schools and OCS are in Newport. Oh, and the Navy War College.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:27 PM

Ah, ok. The Pork Chops on subs were usually pretty good. Submarine pork chops, served for dinner every other Sunday, were universally reviled; really the only bad thing served.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

100 *hands Jordan61 a spicy margarita*

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (zYgyA)

101 You'll need to put i m g at the start of that link.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)

102 May Mitch and Mitt both get ass cancer and die a painful death.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 08:34 PM (aJQIl)

103 The Curb Your Enthusiasm music is right up there with the Benny Hill music. It makes you have an immediate perception whether accurate or not.

Put either to a John Wick scene. Hilarious.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at April 08, 2022 08:34 PM (towrt)

104 {{{ Jordan61}}}

Are you going to have to send your predecessor to jail?

Hope it gets better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

105 Salty, my best friends own a boat business that is just on the other side of the railroad tracks from the base. We can look in the yard and see the place from his shop.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

106 I'm going out to purchase a wombat wagon tomorrow. Perhaps I can attract one to come live with me.

Posted by: So Lonesome at April 08, 2022 08:35 PM (g6+Ik)

107 Yep, not a lot of yak. I'm not a fan of the exotics. I haven't spun qiviut (musk ox). I do like alpaca, which is nice and warm. And I like spinning angora rabbit hair. But I'm mostly big on spinning wool.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:35 PM (5HBd1)

108 Tatanka

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2022 08:36 PM (fsetr)

109 Did the Holy Modal Rounders Romp Through the Swamp?

Posted by: klaftern at April 08, 2022 08:36 PM (taPSh)

110 Stupid Broncos fans have raging bonerz for Russel Wilson.

Yrrch! I am surrounded by Broncos fans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 08:36 PM (x8Wzq)

111 Ben Had, knew I could count on you!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:36 PM (DsygJ)

112 Notsothoreau - move forward

That is a pretty blue color. And he never wore it? Hunh.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

113 Why isn't it pronounced WOMB-at?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at April 08, 2022 08:37 PM (eGTCV)

114 Someone patented the process to remove buffalo hair from the hides. No idea how they got away with it, but that's the company that sells buffalo yarn and fiber.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:37 PM (5HBd1)

115 I saw Raging Wilson Bonerz open for GNR at MSG circa 1995.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (aJQIl)

116 {{{Salty}}}

Today was my last day. I start my new job on Tuesday. I've been training a temp all week and she is not smart so it was exhausting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (DsygJ)

117 JackStraw

Cool.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

118 Hm, animal fiber. Wonder if there's a market for...

Posted by: CppThis at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (UewuT)

119 Unfreakingbelievable! The Pentagon is going to scrap the B83-1. Despite the words of wisdom from TFG, I continue to underestimate Brandon's charlie foxtrot capabilities.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

120 Great, video of a doggy sex swing...

/shakes head.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2022 08:39 PM (oHd/0)

121 They are going to miss you, Jordan61, a whole lot next week. Glad you have the new job.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:39 PM (5HBd1)

122 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 08:40 PM (Msys3)

123 Jordan61

AH! I had the dates wrong.

May your new position be a fresh air breeze. And no need to jail anyone.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

124 And my feet hurt. Grrrr

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (LKTKP)

*shares margarita with AlaBAMA*

Are you moving far?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:41 PM (DsygJ)

125 Notsothoreau, Buffalo Wool Co only uses the undercoat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:41 PM (zYgyA)

126 Yrrch! I am surrounded by Broncos fans.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
___

Condolences.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (kwfA1)

127 Ah, ok. The Pork Chops on subs were usually pretty good. Submarine pork chops, served for dinner every other Sunday, were universally reviled; really the only bad thing served.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

there is a reason us Surface Pukes... or targets as you called us... ate on Sub bases if we had a clue.

They actually got paid more per sailor they fed... so better food.

(for the Record, worked for SUBCOMPAC from 86 to 89)

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (oHd/0)

128 What are the animals hanging onto the garage door pull?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (BFigT)

129 *shares margarita with AlaBAMA*

Are you moving far?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:41 PM (DsygJ

Thank you, kindly!

I'm moving to Tennessee. Not super far but still a huge hassle to box up your life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

130 Yep, because the guard hair would be unpleasant. Angora goat (cashmere) is the same way.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:43 PM (5HBd1)

131 Duncanthrax

*Runs in circle, screaming and shouting*

We need that 1.2 megatons. It is for when we want to send our best.

Biden's DOD, Biden's handlers, and the Junta -- they be stupid.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

132 Pro Tip for those here thinking about getting into bison ranching - you can make a bison do anything the bison wants to do.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

133 108 Tatanka
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2022 08:36 PM (fsetr)

When the Walls Fell?

Posted by: Picard at April 08, 2022 08:43 PM (oHd/0)

134 They are going to miss you, Jordan61, a whole lot next week. Glad you have the new job.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:39 PM (5HBd1)

Thank you, me too!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:43 PM (DsygJ)

135 I'm moving to Tennessee. Not super far but still a huge hassle to box up your life.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

So, gonna change yer Nick?

Posted by: Picard at April 08, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

136 Hi, Horde. It's been a long, long week.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:32 PM

Hi Jordan61! You have a new job? Congratulations! You worked a long time at the current place, didn't you? Do you think you'll like the new one?

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:44 PM (rF64X)

137 Condolences.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (kwfA1)

Thank you. I admit to watching a game now and then. I like hockey. But the endless sport-talk blather grates on me big-time. These are people with advanced engineering degrees.

I never scold. I merely ignore.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 08:44 PM (x8Wzq)

138 I'm moving to Tennessee. Not super far but still a huge hassle to box up your life.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

Yep, moving is always a giant pain in the ass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:44 PM (DsygJ)

139 Duncanthrax, know a guy that saw his herd running south on I-45, 15 miles before they slowed down.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:45 PM (zYgyA)

140 119 Unfreakingbelievable! The Pentagon is going to scrap the B83-1. Despite the words of wisdom from TFG, I continue to underestimate Brandon's charlie foxtrot capabilities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t

Good thing there aren't any hardened bunkers or bad guys burying shit deep underground.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:45 PM (LKTKP)

141 As I've said before, I got to hold a tame meerkat in my arms in South Africa. Cutest, most adorable creature in the world.

The little chattering sounds it made were adorable. The needle sharp teeth were interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 08:45 PM (fe2tf)

142 *sings Movin On Up for Jordan61*

Posted by: pookysgirl, footloose and fancy free at April 08, 2022 08:46 PM (XKZwp)

143 119 Unfreakingbelievable! The Pentagon is going to scrap the B83-1. Despite the words of wisdom from TFG, I continue to underestimate Brandon's charlie foxtrot capabilities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)
The Pentagon you were used to was about winning wars, these guys now are all about gorebull wormening, muslim outreach, teh gheys, and kicking Christians out of the military. That's ok though because we can always use Christian fighters in the future.

Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2022 08:46 PM (0OP+5)

144 Duncanthrax

We have some big herds of bison around here. With big and strong fences.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

145 135 I'm moving to Tennessee. Not super far but still a huge hassle to box up your life.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

So, gonna change yer Nick?
Posted by: Picard at April 08, 2022 08:44 PM (oHd/0)

Doubtful. Been using it for too many years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:47 PM (LKTKP)

146 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 08, 2022 08:47 PM (arJlL)

147 I know I sound like a dickweed. I have my own vices, namely anything MST (not the new one) or Rifftrax. But I don't talk about it endlessly with my peers.

Ah, never mind. I'm just being that Old Guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (x8Wzq)

148 Jane, darlin, I so owe you an email. Lot's to catch up on.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (zYgyA)

149 AlaTeensee

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (2JoB8)

150 Hi Jordan61! You have a new job? Congratulations! You worked a long time at the current place, didn't you? Do you think you'll like the new one?

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:44 PM (rF64X)

Hey chique! I've been there three years, almost exactly. The last year there has just been horrible. I kept hoping things would get better but they've only gotten worse with no end in sight. So now I'm going to work for the local diocese.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (DsygJ)

151 AlaBAMA, now with 100% more Tennessee

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (aJQIl)

152 >>Good thing there aren't any hardened bunkers or bad guys burying shit deep underground.

It turns out having a president who is deeply compromised by the CCP and Russia has a cost.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

153 148 Jane, darlin, I so owe you an email. Lot's to catch up on.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (zYgyA)

Owe you one, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 08, 2022 08:49 PM (fe2tf)

154 Nurse would shoot me if I changed my nic.

She doesn't like change around here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:50 PM (LKTKP)

155 No income tax in TN. So you got that going for you.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 08:50 PM (aJQIl)

156 Hey chique! I've been there three years, almost exactly. The last year there has just been horrible. I kept hoping things would get better but they've only gotten worse with no end in sight. So now I'm going to work for the local diocese.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:48 PM (DsygJ)

Sounds like a good move. Glad you were able to find a new job with this one being so awful. Good luck!

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 08:50 PM (rF64X)

157 AlaBAMA

Smart man. She is an exceptional shot.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:51 PM (u82oZ)

158 The Sensing article linked over at Insty is just the height of both wishful thinking and also world police mode thinking if I have ever seen it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 08, 2022 08:51 PM (F/J1O)

159 155 No income tax in TN. So you got that going for you.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 08:50 PM (aJQIl)

Yup. But they get it in other ways. The man always gets his money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:52 PM (LKTKP)

160 JT if you just showed up
https://tinyurl.com/36jxamdx

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2022 08:52 PM (2JoB8)

161 Wombats may identify as bats, but they are actually otters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (P3gRi)

Hard-hitting new facts, never before seen.

Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 08:53 PM (cPGH3)

162 Tomorrow me and wifey are taking a day trip to Nebraska to scout out locations to bug out to. Why Nebraska? you might ask.

*belch* Why Not?! (Blutarsky ref)

Srsly, western Nebraska has some wonderful countryside and really neat, well kept towns. And we are so, so close to paying off the house. Also, the weather looks to be awesome.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

163 Wombats may identify as bats, but they are actually otters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2022 08:11 PM (P3gRi)

the Chris Farley of otters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 08:54 PM (x8Wzq)

164 I am looking at NE as well. Lots of nice small towns with very affordable housing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:55 PM (5HBd1)

165 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 08, 2022 08:56 PM (arJlL)

166 Yup. But they get it in other ways. The man always gets his money.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:52 PM (LKTKP)

So true. We don't have income tax here either, but I about had a stroke when I saw how much the property tax is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 08:56 PM (DsygJ)

167 159 Yup. But they get it in other ways. The man always gets his money.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:52 PM (LKTKP)

He does, but the total amount that the man wants does vary between states and TN is one of the less onerous. I moved here from MN...huge difference in overall tax burden and cost of living.

Posted by: CppThis at April 08, 2022 08:56 PM (UewuT)

168 >>> 162 Tomorrow me and wifey are taking a day trip to Nebraska to scout out locations to bug out to. Why Nebraska? you might ask.

*belch* Why Not?! (Blutarsky ref)

Srsly, western Nebraska has some wonderful countryside and really neat, well kept towns. And we are so, so close to paying off the house. Also, the weather looks to be awesome.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 08:53 PM (x8Wzq)

>>> 164 I am looking at NE as well. Lots of nice small towns with very affordable housing.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:55 PM (5HBd1)

I know KS has some homesteading offerings but not much detail. Maybe NE does something similar?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 08:57 PM (llON8)

169 Jordan61 - All the best with your new job, kiddo! At the diocese, no less. Interesting, for sure.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 08:57 PM (mNjV/)

170 Don't know. Those homesteading offers usually require you to build a house. I am looking at KS too,, and ND.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:58 PM (5HBd1)

171 With a Sales Tax one can control how much tax he pays.
And some states do not tax the sale of food and medicine.

That gives one even more control.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 08, 2022 08:59 PM (q43pd)

172 And Iowa has a lot of inexpensive places. I just don't know enough about Iowa to consider it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 08:59 PM (5HBd1)

173 Nurse would shoot me if I changed my nic.
She doesn't like change around here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:50 PM

Don't forget the trouble and expense you'd cause the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame to change out all the exhibits and plaques in your wing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

174 Helena Handbasket

All the good, water-accessible sites in Kansas were gone by the 1910s.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

175 I have seen a Kansas program where the town will give you a lot and you have to build your own house there. I suspect that would hook up to city services.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:00 PM (5HBd1)

176 Thank you, SnailRacer!! Good to see you, by the way!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:01 PM (DsygJ)

177 Notsothoreau - move forward

Very interesting. We may downsize. May. I need a lot os space for the bookshelves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)

178 >>> 174 Helena Handbasket

All the good, water-accessible sites in Kansas were gone by the 1910s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

Ha! ..... yeah, there's a little town in Eastern CO offering land for homesteaders, but E CO is about the driest part of the state.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:02 PM (llON8)

179 Hello, horde. Not much to say, just wanted to check in. Good luck with your new job, Jordan.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at April 08, 2022 09:03 PM (HabA/)

180 Unfreakingbelievable! The Pentagon is going to scrap the B83-1. Despite the words of wisdom from TFG, I continue to underestimate Brandon's charlie foxtrot capabilities.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t

Good thing there aren't any hardened bunkers or bad guys burying shit deep underground.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2022 08:45 PM (LKTKP)

I imagine that China ordered Biden to scrap this bunker busting nuke since they have developed an extensive hardened bunker system for their nukes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2022 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

181 Salty,
I have one on my saved homes list in Cherryvale KS. very cheap. There are bookcases in every room and a Black Lives Matter sign on the front window. But it's a complicated roof and looks to need re-roofing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:03 PM (5HBd1)

182 but I about had a stroke when I saw how much the property tax is.
Posted by: Jordan61

It's why we're bugging out of Ahia.

Well, that, and the five months of gloom.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 09:04 PM (Msys3)

183 Plus 10% to the Big Guy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2022 09:04 PM (yQpMk)

184 Pug, Notsothoreau - I enjoy living in the Midwest. We've looked elsewhere for a retirement area but always end up liking our current place best.
People lost their masks and all the bs a long time ago. Our area, central Iowa, is suffering a huge influx of newbies and I fear they will change things and not for the better. However, for now, still like being here the best of all states we looked at.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:04 PM (mNjV/)

185 Hub and I are making our stand here in southern IL.
If we have to bug out, then the Ozarks it is.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:04 PM (kwfA1)

186 SMH, Texas will always be here for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 09:05 PM (zYgyA)

187 "Do they have maple trees down under?

Yes, according to the internet.

Must be true then."

The Internet ... Knows All ... but is a lying Bitch, intent on deceiving.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2022 09:06 PM (Cus5s)

188 sup horde, Going to my ultra liberals in laws tomorrow.

Not really looking forward to it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:06 PM (8/E19)

189 Well, that, and the five months of gloom.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 09:04 PM (Msys3)

The original plan was to bug out of here, but Someone had different plans for me.

And thank you, Donna of the Ampersands. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:06 PM (DsygJ)

190 Helena Handbasket

There is advanced water gathering technology these days. I like Eastern Colorado, esp La Junta, but not the CO government.

Every state has advantages and disadvantages. Kansas is not repugnant to me, as long as I stay out of the cities.

I am looking at chickens, after 11 years of my wife saying no chickens. I have the land for it. The many turkey vultures that rest on our roof ridge may need to be discouraged.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

191 I know, Ben Had.

And if worst comes to worst, we will point the eldest daughter in your direction.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (kwfA1)

192 thathalfrican, Prayers.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (zYgyA)

193 I know KS has some homesteading offerings but not much detail. Maybe NE does something similar?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 08:57 PM (llON

have not considered that. Might be worth looking into. Thanks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (x8Wzq)

194 The Michigan verdict had me thinking. I was on a Fed jury in college and I remember every member of the jury took the FBI agent's testimony as truthful and the poor sod was found guilty on about a dozen charges. I know I would never do that again, but I kinda think there are a lot of people that feel that way now.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (0vFtj)

195 The nice thing about Nebraska is that it is safe now but not so much in a world war

Posted by: Y5 at April 08, 2022 09:08 PM (TyXok)

196 sup horde, Going to my ultra liberals in laws tomorrow.

Not really looking forward to it.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:06 PM (8/E19)

Oh yuck, sorry. I am fortunate that I don't have anyone in my life that is ultra liberal.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:08 PM (DsygJ)

197 If you want to play the zillow game, set filters to look for just houses for sale, then put the maximum at a low number. I like to use $50,000. Look at an entire state at a time. There are some very creative cheap places in TX, usually involving a shipping container

. And you can see some terribly trashed places. But there are places in the country that just don't have jobs but still have houses. And if you are retired or can work from home, one of those might be good for you.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)

198 Hi Donna &&&&&&&!
How is the non-gall bladder doing? Hope you are healing well. Lay off the fatty foods for a while or disaster pants will be a thing.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:09 PM (mNjV/)

199 Hi snailracer! *waves*

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:09 PM (rF64X)

200 178 >>> 174 Helena Handbasket

All the good, water-accessible sites in Kansas were gone by the 1910s.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

Ha! ..... yeah, there's a little town in Eastern CO offering land for homesteaders, but E CO is about the driest part of the state.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:02 PM (llON

Mrs. E was born in La Junta and lived on a ranch north of there. Best I can say about it is 'dry and windy'. When I retired from Big Navy both our parents were still living, hers in Colo Sprngs and mine 100 miles from the Atlantic. ETEX is right dab in the middle of those two places. So ETEX it was and will remain.

Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)

201 sup horde, Going to my ultra liberals in laws tomorrow.

Not really looking forward to it.
Posted by: thathalfrican
___

Prayers up.

I thank God that my in-laws are people I have no problem spending eternity with.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:10 PM (kwfA1)

202 >>> 190 Helena Handbasket

There is advanced water gathering technology these days. I like Eastern Colorado, esp La Junta, but not the CO government.

Every state has advantages and disadvantages. Kansas is not repugnant to me, as long as I stay out of the cities.

I am looking at chickens, after 11 years of my wife saying no chickens. I have the land for it. The many turkey vultures that rest on our roof ridge may need to be discouraged.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

I have a couple chickens I could give you.

Just make sure the coop is impossible for anyone to get into. Maybe email Ben Had to learn just *how* popular chickens are. I think the Mrs will come around if she has fresh eggs, and the birdbrains are entertaining even past the cute fluffball stage.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:10 PM (llON8)

203 NYPost: Scientists Working To Unravel Mystery Of 300 Year Old Mummified "Mermaid" With "Human Face" And Tail

https://tinyurl.com/2j7yshpz

Via some Dude who emailed me and not I sty this time so NYER! :p

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2022 09:10 PM (qUEc5)

204 Hey chique!

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:10 PM (kwfA1)

205 Going to my ultra liberals in laws tomorrow.

Sounds like a rockin' good time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

206 >>> 192 thathalfrican, Prayers.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2022 09:07 PM (zYgyA)

+1

Can you sneak in a flask?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:11 PM (llON8)

207 Go with Buff Orpingtons, Australorps, or Marans. Marans have dark brown eggs. Some chicken breeds are not friendly. I can't raise any poultry, which makes me a bit sad.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:11 PM (5HBd1)

208 Yeah moving was a lot easier in the hunter gathering days, until Mrs. Huntergatherer decided to take a summer and winter pelt with her.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 08, 2022 09:12 PM (qH6FZ)

209 Even if the amount is the same I would rather have no income tax and high sales and property tax. Something visceral about the govt stealing my income that I dont quite get paying sales tax or property tax.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 09:12 PM (aJQIl)

210 NYPost: Scientists Working To Unravel Mystery Of 300 Year Old Mummified "Mermaid" With "Human Face" And Tail

Heh. Good luck with that one. They don't even recognize the difference between a boy and a girl.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2022 09:13 PM (Xrfse)

211 Oh yuck, sorry. I am fortunate that I don't have anyone in my life that is ultra liberal.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:08 PM (DsygJ)

My youngest brother's wife is super leftist and so is he now. But they are very sweet and lovely people and very nice to be around. I'm actually the only conservative sibling, everyone else is pretty far left. But I think the key is avoiding discussions of politics and remembering family >> politics.

Although my sister broke the rule one night recently and we got into a semi shouting match. Well, I shouted(ish) more as I have completely lost patience for political debates with her. (It's not about her, more about me just not wanting to bother.) Anyway, we were back on good terms in the morning.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:13 PM (rF64X)

212 Hi SMH! How are Ex-Ex, your kids, and the grandbabies?

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:14 PM (rF64X)

213 >>> 207 Go with Buff Orpingtons, Australorps, or Marans. Marans have dark brown eggs. Some chicken breeds are not friendly. I can't raise any poultry, which makes me a bit sad.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:11 PM (5HBd1)

That's no fun. My mom enjoys watching the little goofs. The "golden comet" sex links are daily layers and theirs are jumbo (no really - avg 2.5 oz) eggs. I wouldn't call them friendly but they do come running when I head to the coop, and are only moderately perturbed when I pick them up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:15 PM (llON8)

214 Problem with cheap towns is they are usually cheap for a reason. And not a good one. There are very few (if any) undiscovered hood places left.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 09:15 PM (aJQIl)

215 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:11 PM (llON

LMAO in that family one isn't needed.

They are decent people, own guns(a trend my family started. Seriously) and fine to hang around.

But their loyalty to the democratic party is a fucking mystery to me. They know where I stand on pretty much everything.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:15 PM (8/E19)

216 Hi Chique with the rest of the long nic - How are you? Still busy as all get out at work?
Greenland is a big country to rule - and no roads! No wonder you are so busy - lots of rowing the coastal waters.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:15 PM (mNjV/)

217 The Combat Wombat is powered by a 125cc Hodaka engine. You just can't quite see it under the fur.

They did wrong though. Fur oil should have been a mix based on Castor Oil.

Because, two-stroke Wombat. RinnnnggDingDingDing!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2022 09:15 PM (QzJWU)

218 My cousin is a liberal in OK. We usually avoid talking politics, because he knows I will give it right back to him. He believes what they tell him on the news.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:16 PM (5HBd1)

219 And thanks to all the people offering prayers lol. I just don't wanna go because when I look at them, despite my compliments what I really wanna say is; "You've made every aspect of my life, my future, my kids future worse. You voted for a credibly accused rapist, raging racist, compromised America hating criminal. But Trump said pussy."

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:17 PM (8/E19)

220 Hi Chique with the rest of the long nic - How are you? Still busy as all get out at work?
Greenland is a big country to rule - and no roads! No wonder you are so busy - lots of rowing the coastal waters.
Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:15 PM (mNjV/)

Yep, still busy, but slightly better than last year. Otherwise doing well.

It is my duty however, to rule and reign over my kingdom, so I shall not complain.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:17 PM (rF64X)

221 "I am looking at chickens, after 11 years of my wife saying no chickens. I have the land for it. The many turkey vultures that rest on our roof ridge may need to be discouraged." Posted by: NaCly Dog

Coyotes got 7 of 8 of my chickens that wandered too far out into high corn a couple years ago. I think it was Bald Eagles that got a couple more last year, right out of the yard. But turkey vultures are around all the time, have never seen them go for the chickens, but they clean up the "trouble makers" I trap around the garden, while chickens roam freely.

... Raccoons have gone right past chickens in daylight to get my apples and peaches, but I try to remove them from the area as much as possible. A few hawks have swooped on chickens that I saw directly or on camera, but did not get the chickens. ...

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2022 09:17 PM (Cus5s)

222 These are not hood communities. These are mostly farming communities that are losing population. There's just not that many farming jobs. I'm not looking at cities of any size

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:18 PM (5HBd1)

223 Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:04 PM (mNjV/)

I have a sis-in-law born and raised in Ames, she always speaks very highly of it.

but as for me - I'm in East Texas and this as far north as I could ever live. If I were to find someplace else, it would have to be in the Caribbean or Costa Rica or something like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2022 09:18 PM (q3gwH)

224 I just don't wanna go because when I look at them, despite my compliments what I really wanna say is; "You've made every aspect of my life, my future, my kids future worse. You voted for a credibly accused rapist, raging racist, compromised America hating criminal. But Trump said pussy."
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:17 PM (8

I get what you are saying. But maybe it's best to put that out of your mind when you are with them and just enjoy their company since they seem to be otherwise decent people from what you are saying. Good luck!

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:19 PM (rF64X)

225 I won't talk politics with my Dad anymore because I found out I'm more conservative than him.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2022 09:19 PM (vrz2I)

226 In Hollywood News:

Jada Pinkett Smith 'never' wanted to marry Will, cried at 'horrible' wedding

https://t.co/4dQXPz6u6E

What a ________________.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:20 PM (SK57M)

227 The problem with some older folk is they remember when democrats were Americans. I do too, but them days are long gone.

Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2022 09:20 PM (0OP+5)

228 In Hollywood News:

Jada Pinkett Smith 'never' wanted to marry Will, cried at 'horrible' wedding

She seems nice. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 09:21 PM (Msys3)

229 Went looking for pictures of a guy standing on a meerkat's head, but couldn't find any. Strange.

Posted by: a.moron at April 08, 2022 09:21 PM (F6Xpw)

230 I wouldn't mind relocating somewhere else - been in SE PA for 15 years and PA for over 20, but there's really nothing keeping me here. But the thought of getting my house ready to sell and moving is just - unthinkable.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:21 PM (rF64X)

231 >>> 226 In Hollywood News:

Jada Pinkett Smith 'never' wanted to marry Will, cried at 'horrible' wedding

https://t.co/4dQXPz6u6E

What a ________________.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:20 PM (SK57M)

WTF? ...but Hollywood "marriages" totes aren't ever arranged, especially not to fool the rubes or anything like that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:22 PM (llON8)

232 I am sure I missed hi'ing a few friends. My apologies for not reading to the top.

I am very busy planning a way to get to and in and from Alaska and Canada will no allow us to drive through.

The Alaska ferry sounds amazing. It's a bear to figure out the schedule, especially if you want to get off the ferries and visit some of the Inside Passage towns.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:22 PM (mNjV/)

233 The movie is called Red Notice starring Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Godot. Fun little flick. Recommend!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 08, 2022 09:22 PM (Vxu+H)

234 Ames is nice, but too damn cold much of the year. And the wind.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2022 09:23 PM (2FFNq)

235 Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:20 PM (SK57M)

This woman is gigantic cunt.

There. I said it.

Run Will, I feel for you bro, you wanted to be married and a family man. However, this broad is insane. You two have ruined your kids. Just go.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:24 PM (8/E19)

236 This woman is gigantic cunt.

There. I said it.

Run Will, I feel for you bro, you wanted to be married and a family man. However, this broad is insane. You two have ruined your kids. Just go.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:24 PM (8/E19)

Unless he has a successful intervention, he's not going anywhere. If they split up, it will be her that leaves. The way he grew up made him a perfect prey for her.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:26 PM (rF64X)

237 Good not hood.
Lol
Damn auto correct

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 09:26 PM (aJQIl)

238 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be rejoicing in the morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at April 08, 2022 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

239 but as for me - I'm in East Texas and this as far north as I could ever live. If I were to find someplace else, it would have to be in the Caribbean or Costa Rica or something like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2022 09:18 PM (q3gwH)

I always thought it would be awesome to retire in the Caymans.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:28 PM (DsygJ)

240 Ol Jada sounds like a damn psychopath.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2022 09:28 PM (2FFNq)

241 Niters Salty.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:28 PM (kwfA1)

242 Hey Tom Servo. WDS is from Ames as well. College Town so somewhat proggy.
Iowa is about 50/50 politically but we have a good-ish governor who usually does the right thing.
Iowa will go to a flat tax is a few years so we'll see how hat will change other things.
Also working on school vouchers, no trannies, faux or otherwise, on the girl teams, etc. etc.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:29 PM (mNjV/)

243 Good night, Salty!

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:29 PM (rF64X)

244 Jada proves the old adage. No matter how hot, you do not stick your dick in crazy. Let this be a teachable moment for the yuutes out there.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at April 08, 2022 09:30 PM (aJQIl)

245 Run Will, I feel for you bro, you wanted to be married and a family man. However, this broad is insane. You two have ruined your kids. Just go.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:24 PM (8/E19)

He should've stayed with his first wife. Is his other son fairly normal? I really have no idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:30 PM (DsygJ)

246 But their loyalty to the democratic party is a fucking mystery to me.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Does that mean you can call them groomers?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 09:31 PM (HQKs/)

247 The fox is arch nemesis to chicken here in N. Indiana. Red tailed Hawk, too, but as long as i am actually in the yard mowing or gardening the bastages will keep a distance from us. 4 years ago lost 8 birds to one fox. Once fox momma knows where the easy pickin's are, she will be relentless and kill to the last bird. We have a mixed flock with Americanas (green eggs) Rhode Isand Reds (very tough, hardy birds) Lace Wyandote (because they are pretty!l) a Buff Orphington just showed up one day! Lol. Issa Brown are my favorite - very sweet, gentle birds that lay eggs like crazy. I have a big, white cock called 'Pecky' Pecky has spurs 2 inches long. Pecky is a big-assed Brahma, and loves to be picked up and petted. This is our bird lineup at Cicero Kaboom! Acres. We have 22 chickens and one Ginnea.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 08, 2022 09:31 PM (n/szn)

248 I thought you might have meant "good". I will be retired. I do not need any kind of excitement. And I no longer trust the medical profession, so am not looking to be next to some big time medical facility. I'm looking at very small Midwestern farming towns. Will there be tweakers? Who knows. There are certainly lots of tweakers where I am now. I don't even really care if I am the outsider the rest of my life there. I've spent two years in house arrest here, because I can't wear that stupid mask. I'll manage

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:32 PM (5HBd1)

249 WTF? ...but Hollywood "marriages" totes aren't ever arranged, especially not to fool the rubes or anything like that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I guess she was 2Pac Salt/Peppa Shakur's Primary Bone Recepticle but after he was gunned down she'd got pregnant with Wikl's kid, so they married.

She's a psychopath and he's nuts for staying with her.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:32 PM (SK57M)

250 Night, Salty. Its the weekend!

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:33 PM (mNjV/)

251 Just found this. Man, oh man...

vigilantlinks.com/2022/04/not-suprised/

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 08, 2022 09:34 PM (OssQ4)

252 I wouldn't mind relocating somewhere else - been in SE PA for 15 years and PA for over 20, but there's really nothing keeping me here. But the thought of getting my house ready to sell and moving is just - unthinkable.
Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer

Fires can be very liberating

Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

253 PNWMoMe June 6!!
Info left sidebar!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2022 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

254 Notsothorough - look at the Indianola, Iowa, area, or even the town itself. Just saw a nice little house in town for $120.000. There's plenty in and around but it all goes fast.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:37 PM (mNjV/)

255 242 Hey Tom Servo. WDS is from Ames as well. College Town so somewhat proggy.
Iowa is about 50/50 politically but we have a good-ish governor who usually does the right thing.
Iowa will go to a flat tax is a few years so we'll see how hat will change other things.
Also working on school vouchers, no trannies, faux or otherwise, on the girl teams, etc. etc.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:29 PM (mNjV/)

I'm also in central Iowa, Des Moines area. It's OK here, other than the crappy weather half the year. We've talked about moving somewhere warmer, but we're probably staying here.

Posted by: a.moron at April 08, 2022 09:37 PM (F6Xpw)

256 I guess she was 2Pac Salt/Peppa Shakur's Primary Bone Recepticle but after he was gunned down she'd got pregnant with Wikl's kid, so they married.

She's a psychopath and he's nuts for staying with her.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:32 PM (SK57M)

I don't think she actually claims to have dated Tupac. I think she said they were just very close friends. Will Smith has indicated something along the lines that he doesn't live up to him/his memory. I bet Jada uses it against him.

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:37 PM (rF64X)

257 I am looking at chickens

Sigh. Here we go again.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 08, 2022 09:38 PM (Xrfse)

258 Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 09:31 PM (HQKs/)

They know better than to bring up politics with me.

It will be interesting to see if they bring up the pedo SCOTUS nominee.

You know, she's a black and all.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at April 08, 2022 09:39 PM (8/E19)

259 Fires can be very liberating
Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 09:35 PM (cPGH3)

LOL

Posted by: chiqueita l'African Latinx Viking Math Overpersyn of Greenland and other kingdoms, on xer computer at April 08, 2022 09:39 PM (rF64X)

260 Notsothoreau - Forgot to ask about the vardo. Is it still a go?

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:39 PM (mNjV/)

261 Notsothoreau - move forward

Springfield, Mo. is one of the cheapest college towns in America. Dunno about anything else, other than they have a lovely park

Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 09:40 PM (cPGH3)

262 I have not been able to get electric brakes on the trailer. It's the first thing I need to do. I've tried several times with my mechanic and he never shows. I'm going to try and find a place that will actually do that for me. I still think I will need it to get moved.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:41 PM (5HBd1)

263 Evening all! I'm pooped! Set up my show for tomorrow but the time frame for set up tonight was 6-8. Really cut into my happy hour! Anyhoo... ready to go and appreciate any good vibes you want to send my way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 09:41 PM (nxdel)

264 Hey Jewells!

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:42 PM (kwfA1)

265
You know, she's a black and all.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Good luck.
If they bring her up you can use my appellation: The Affirmative Action Supreme Court Justice.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 09:42 PM (8KYIj)

266 I have not been able to get electric brakes on the trailer. It's the first thing I need to do. I've tried several times with my mechanic and he never shows. I'm going to try and find a place that will actually do that for me. I still think I will need it to get moved.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

Go to a trailer place. You'll also need a controller on the towing vehicle, or the brakes will lock up every time you touch the brakes.

Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 09:43 PM (cPGH3)

267 258 Ask if you can take naked pics of their kids then, cause the new USSCJ is cool with that. If they say no, tell them they actually respect her wisdom.

Then say that make them right wing racists.

Posted by: David French at April 08, 2022 09:43 PM (tzxuN)

268 You got them Jewells45! Good luck tomorrow. My the Lord bless you with abundant sales.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2022 09:43 PM (Msys3)

269 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward

Or are you talking trailer home type thing?

Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 09:44 PM (cPGH3)

270 PNWMoMe June 6!

Info left sidebar!

Posted by: nurse ratched

Is it really scheduled to be on a Monday? I'd probably make it even from Florida if I ever get there, but not on a Monday.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:44 PM (SK57M)

271 ready to go and appreciate any good vibes you want to send my way.
Posted by: Jewells45

Hope your show surprises you and you sell everything you bring.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 09:44 PM (8KYIj)

272 ready to go and appreciate any good vibes you want to send my way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 09:41 PM (nxdel)

You've got 'em!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:45 PM (DsygJ)

273 Springfield, Mo. is one of the cheapest college towns in America. Dunno about anything else, other than they have a lovely park

Springfield is where I caught Covid. Other than that, seemed like a nice town.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 08, 2022 09:45 PM (SchxB)

274 I bought a controller and the wiring piece that is supposed to make it easy to install with the Yukon wiring. And I need to install a replacement radio with a back up camera. Just waiting till the end of the month to do it. I should probably start calling on places now. I did check and the axle has the plate for electric brakes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:45 PM (5HBd1)

275 Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 09:41 PM (nxdel)

Oh and happy late birthday! I missed it while training the temp from hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:45 PM (DsygJ)

276 Notsothoreau - Hope you get it done!

Jewells - Wishing you a great show, my friend.

SMH - Hugs for you and ExEx.

Posted by: SnailRacer at April 08, 2022 09:46 PM (mNjV/)

277 June 4
June 4
June 4

Nurse is a retard. It's June 4!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2022 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

278 It's a 6x10' utility trailer. I ordered one with brakes and a heavier axle, but they couldn't get it built. So I bought this one. But I want electric brakes on it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:47 PM (5HBd1)

279 Heya SnailRacer. : )

He turned in about an hour ago.
It's been a rough week.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:47 PM (kwfA1)

280 Ahh, the 4th of June.

I shall make Herculean efforts to attend.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:47 PM (SK57M)

281
Nurse is a retard. It's June 4!!!!
Posted by: nurse

That's not very nice.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2022 09:47 PM (8KYIj)

282 Nurse is a retard. It's June 4!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2022 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

Ha, I just figured you were hitting the Jameson's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2022 09:47 PM (DsygJ)

283 Good luck, Jewells! Hope it goes well.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:48 PM (5HBd1)

284 Funk Soul Party Mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh9UOMPHeTk

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at April 08, 2022 09:48 PM (kwfA1)

285 I shall make Herculean efforts to attend.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:47 PM (SK57M)

Those Augean stables aren't going to clean themselves after all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at April 08, 2022 09:48 PM (II3Gr)

286 Notsothoreau

I'm a fairly competent mechanic. Trust me. I never lie.
I take trailer brakes to the trailer place. I take controllers to the trailer place.
I'll fix them after they're installed, but I won't install them.
For one thing, I'm colorblind, and those instructions are all written in translated Chinese.

Posted by: MkY at April 08, 2022 09:48 PM (cPGH3)

287 Dark of the moon on the sixth of June?

Posted by: CW McCall at April 08, 2022 09:49 PM (4I/2K)

288 I have a mechanic with a mobile rig and he was going to install them for me. But he's missed two appointments and hasn't called me back. So I'm moving on. If I can get that part done, I can start buying the lumber I need for the build.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at April 08, 2022 09:50 PM (5HBd1)

289 Oh and happy late birthday! I missed it while training the temp from hell.

Thank you. Sorry you had the temp from hell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 09:52 PM (nxdel)

290 >>> 277 June 4
June 4
June 4

Nurse is a retard. It's June 4!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 08, 2022 09:46 PM (U2p+3)

So, *not* on D-Day? That would make it easy to remember...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 08, 2022 09:54 PM (llON8)

291 Thanks everyone. Not sure how much longer this body can do this shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 09:56 PM (nxdel)

292 Those Augean stables aren't going to clean themselves after all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker

Heh.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 08, 2022 09:57 PM (SK57M)

293 So, *not* on D-Day? That would make it easy to remember...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Mrs Blutarski's b-day is June 5 (along with her mother), and my memory trick to remember it was D-Day, June 6 -1. Early in our marriage I forgot the -1.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 08, 2022 09:58 PM (0vFtj)

294 ~Wonder Wombat, Wonder Wombat,
All the world's clapping for you,
and the flowers you digest
Wonder Wombat, Wonder Wombat, ~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2022 09:59 PM (p6Md5)

295 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at April 08, 2022 10:02 PM (SchxB)

296 Off blessings of going straight to hell pharasee sock.

Posted by: Bete at April 08, 2022 10:02 PM (tzxuN)

297 ONT up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2022 10:03 PM (nxdel)

298 Starting in 2023 only airplanes that do not use oil will be allowed to operate out of Brattleboro Airport. We be doezaomething to stop global al warning. What has you town do e to end globil warming ???

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 08, 2022 10:03 PM (7SiKm)

299 Regarding the 14-yr-old boys' word play:

Here's one of my own invention. You won't have seen it before.

It amuses me, because at first glance, it COULD be real, but then... the unlikelihood of the Hispanic-Teutonic heritage starts to invade credulity. Without further ado, my comedic opus magnus:

Joaquin Hoff

Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2022 11:26 PM (NLIak)

300 Too bad the women didn't listen to Uncle Joe. It was the preferred method of birth control in the Soviet Union.

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