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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (3/30/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“The Orange County District Attorney’s Office is committed to ensuring a level playing" field for business owners. By prosecuting bad actors, we are standing up for law-abiding business owners so that they can continue to remain competitive and support their families in an honest and upstanding way.” District Attorney Todd Spitzer


Quote II

“This state is governed by the interests of the people of the state of Florida. It is not based on the demands of California corporate executives. They do not run this state. They do not control this state,” Gov. Ron DeSantis (R-FL)


He has my full support in 2024.

Quote III

"So, look, I’m happy to celebrate success, but let’s remember Elon Musk didn’t make it on his own. He got huge investments from the government, from taxpayers, from those public schoolteachers and those minimum wage workers who have been paying their taxes all along to get that business up and running and help see it through rough times."Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)


Quote IV

"We started on a path to tyranny. Now, we have criminalized opinions and views that are not consistent with the narrative. You know, no longer our opinions deemed to be offensive. But now they are deemed to be criminal,"Independent MPP Randy Hillier

(H/T Orangeent)

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Hey NFL, LOLGF.

The National Football League set forth new diversity and inclusion efforts for the 2022 season at its annual owners meeting, such as requiring its 32 teams to employ a "female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority" as an offensive assistant, the league said in a statement.

Candidates must have at least three years of collegiate or professional experience in coaching football. Those persons will receive a one-year contract with a salary and benefits, the organization announced

For the roles, the NFL will reimburse teams up to $200,000 in 2022 and $205,000 in 2023 from a league fund for coaches.

"In recent years, head coaches have predominantly had offensive backgrounds," the NFL said. "We believe this resolution will assist greatly in continuing to source and identify diverse candidates earlier in their career, providing pipeline depth and furthering developing the diverse offensive pipeline."

According to league data, the percentage of people of color in coaching positions increased from 35% in 2020 to 39% in 2021.


Outcome based NFL, yeah, what a product.


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With a 2022 model MSRP starting at $43,900 one would think that all AC would be included. One would think

Audi Owner Finds Basic HVAC Function Paywalled After Pressing the Button for It

Gone is the day of the button blank—say hello to passive-aggressive infotainment messages.

It used to be that when a car was missing certain features, you'd just see a blank button in the interior. That still happens, but in case you haven't noticed, cars are becoming a lot more software-based, which means the button blanks are quietly disappearing. As one Audi driver found out, this leads to some rather interesting software messages.

A short clip of an Audi Q4 E-Tron was recently posted to the Mildly Infuriating subreddit where it received well over 110,000 upvotes and nearly 6,000 comments at the time of writing. The owner of the vehicle had decided not to purchase Audi's tri-zone climate control, yet still received a "Sync" button in their brand new battery-powered SUV. And yes, pressing it did do something—but not what they expected.

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Interesting science news. Carbon-coated nickel enables fuel cell free of precious metals

ITHACA, N.Y. - A nitrogen doped carbon-coated nickel anode can catalyze an essential reaction in hydrogen fuel cells at a fraction of the cost of the precious metals currently used, Cornell University researchers have found.

The new discovery could accelerate the widespread use of hydrogen fuel cells, which hold great promise as efficient, clean energy sources for vehicles and other applications.

It’s one of a string of discoveries for the Héctor D. Abruña lab in their ongoing search for active, inexpensive, durable catalysts for use in alkaline fuel cells.

“This finding makes progress toward using efficient, clean hydrogen fuel cells in place of fossil fuels,” said Abruña, professor in the department of chemistry and chemical biology at Cornell University.

The results published March 21 in “A Completely Precious-Metal-Free Alkaline Fuel Cell With Enhanced Performance Using a Carbon-Coated Nickel Anode,” in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

Expensive precious metals, such as platinum, are currently required in hydrogen fuel cells to efficiently catalyze the reactions they employ to produce electricity. Although alkaline polymer electrolyte membrane fuel cells (APEMFCs) enable the use nonprecious metal electrocatalysts, they lack the necessary performance and durability to replace precious metal-based systems.

A fuel cell produces electricity through the hydrogen oxidation reaction (HOR) and an oxygen reduction reaction (OOR). Platinum, in particular, is a model catalyst for both reactions because it catalyzes them efficiently, and is durable in the acidic environment of a PEM fuel cell, Abruña said.

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Will we ever learn how many people were sentenced to death by former NY Governor Cuomo? Maybe someday.

28 March 2022: NY Nursing Home Case Involving COVID Death Will Move Forward

Nursing home case involving COVID death will move forward
This report is from 21 March 2022. This is the first lawsuit we've seen involving a nursing home resident who became infected and died from COVID-19 during the period Andrew M. Cuomo's deadly 25 March 2020 directive was in effect.

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Contracts? What are they good for? Per musician Eric Church, asswipe.

On Saturday, the North Carolina Tar Heels are slated to take on their rival Duke in the Final Four, in what could be the final game of Coach Mike Krzyzewski’s career — and at least one diehard Carolina fan isn’t letting the fact that he had a prior engagement stop him from watching.

Country singer Eric Church was scheduled to play to a sold-out crowd on Saturday night at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas, but on Tuesday the musician announced he was scrapping the show — the only San Antonio stop on his current tour — so he can watch the Final Four game in New Orleans with his family.

“As a lifelong Carolina basketball fan, I’ve watched Carolina and Duke battle over the years,” Church said in a statement addressed to his fans, whom he lovingly refers to as “the Church Choir.” “But to have them matchup in the Final Four for the first time in the history of the NCAA Tournament is any sports enthusiast’s dream.”

I hope Kansas isn't planning on doing anything like that this upcoming Saturday.


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More on Gov. DeSantis calling out the hypocritical Disney.

DeSantis stated, “[Y]ou’ve got to wonder, like, why is the hill to die on to have transgenderism injected into kindergarten classrooms, or woke gender ideology injected into second-grade classrooms? Why is that the hill to die on? Meanwhile, if we had done a bill that prohibited talking about the abuse of Uyghurs in China, Disney would’ve supported that legislation. Because they don’t want to say a word about that. So, it’s just an odd manifestation of their corporate values that they actually do Disney cruises, Tucker, to the nation of Dominica, which criminalizes homosexuality. So, they’re fine doing that and lining their pockets. They’re fine lining their pockets from the C.C.P. and all the atrocities that go on there, but it’s those kindergartners in Florida that they really want to have transgenderism as part of their core curriculum in school.”

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Our friend and fellow Cob Buck Throckmorton had an excellent Rant earlier this week about GOP Senators. We are tired of the mantra, If we only had one more Senator. What we need is a complete sweeping of the existing GOP roster.

Something wonderful happened in our nation’s Capitol this week.

For the first time in a very long time Arizona’s Sen. Kyrsten Sinema was made … irrelevant.

That big wind blowing through Phoenix earlier this week was probably the tail end of a giant sigh of relief by Democrats in the U.S. Senate.

About a week ago, Sen. Joe Manchin announced that he would support President Joe Biden’s nominee to the Supreme Court, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson.


I know it's early and it's a poll. However, maybe just maybe the voters of Alaska will start the GOP cleanup.

According to a new poll, that was distributed by Breitbart News, former Alaska Department of Administration commissioner Kelly Tshibaka is leading incumbent Senator Lisa Murkowski in the state’s U.S. Senate race. Murkowski has had numerous votes that have angered the GOP base, including her refusal to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh and her “yes” vote on a Democrat plan to federalize elections that are currently state run.
The poll, which was conducted the way Alaska’s new ranked-choice voting system will hold its election, found that Tshibaka would emerge as the only candidate with a shot to get over 50 percent in a four-way field in November. Conducted from March 14 to March 16, the survey of 500 likely voters in Alaska’s November general election found Tshibaka in the first round with a huge lead of more than double digits over Murkowski. “On that first choice on the ballot, Tshibaka comes in with 45.4 percent and Murkowski at just 28.7 percent—with a generic Democrat close behind Murkowski and a libertarian candidate in fourth place,” Breitbart wrote. The poll had a margin of error of 4.21 percent


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I like flannel shirts. I like quilted flannel coats. I like flannel pjs. I like money. I don't like the Balenciaga wanna-be flannel shirt or its cost.

When it comes to getting the most out of your clothes, looking for multifunctional items that’ll see you through many seasons to come is a good bet.

A decent flannel shirt usually falls under this remit, able to be worn as a light jacket, top, or tied around your waist – that is if it’s not this Balenciaga offering.

At £825, the Men’s Knotted Shirt is certainly an investment piece. Yet its name belies its usage, as you can’t actually wear it as a shirt at all.

The piece – which was first shown as part of Balenciaga’s SS22 Red Carpet collection – is designed to be worn around the waist, kind of like you’d do with a regular shirt when it’s warm outside.

Call me cheap and/or practical.

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Investigative journalist John Solomon will not be invited to many "Holiday" parties this December.

Corporate media knives are out for investigative reporter John Solomon after his recent interview with former President Donald Trump went viral.

In multiple articles about the interview, news outlets like Business Insider, Politico, and the Week belittled the award-winning journalist, describing him as “discredited” “disowned,” and “far-right.”

Solomon has reported for the Associated Press, the Washington Post, the Washington Times, and the Hill, among others news outlets.

Throughout his interview with Solomon and reporter Amanda Head—which was posted Tuesday by Solomon’s Just the News on the Real America’s Voice network—Trump laid out his plan to reverse Biden’s destructive agenda.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Disappointment Emporium


Born on this day: March 30, 1945 - Eric Clapton

Eric Clapton guitarist, singer, songwriter who has been a member of The Roosters, Casey Jones and the Engineers, John Mayall's Bluesbreakers, Yardbirds and Cream who had the 1967 UK No.11 single 'I Feel Free'. He was a member of Blind Faith, and later formed Derek and the Dominoes who had the 1972 UK No.7 single 'Layla'. As a solo artist Clapton scored the 1974 US No.1 single 'I Shot The Sheriff' and the 1992 UK No.5 & US No.25 single 'Tears in Heaven'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: March 30, 2020 - Bill Withers
American soul singer Bill Withers died from heart complications aged 81. His hits include 'Just The Two Of Us', 'Lovely Day' and 'Use Me'. On 'Lovely Day', he set the record for the longest sustained note on a US chart hit, holding a high E for 18 seconds. His ballad 'Ain't No Sunshine', earned him his first Grammy award. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Gun safety rules? What gun safety rules? Genius Award Winner.

A man at an upscale Galleria-area hotel was hospitalized early Saturday after he accidentally shot himself in the testicles, police said.

Police and paramedics responded to the shooting at the St. Regis Houston hotel around 11:30 p.m. Friday. Police said the man was either unpacking a gun or pulling it from his pants when it went off.

Police described the victim as a young man but didn't have information on his age. Paramedics took him to a hospital, where he was listed in serious but stable condition.

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But do they know how to clean fish? Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Alexis Virgillito and Taylor Bacot are now record holders in the bass fishing books after sealing the Louisiana state championship.
A combo of firsts have helped two female anglers gain the spotlight for their performance on the Louisiana high school fishing stage, not to mention the U.S. competitive fishing community as a whole.

Alexis Virgillito and Taylor Bacot, competing for the Parkway High School Fishing Team out of Bossier City, became the first all-girl team to win a high school fishing state championship. They were also the first all-girls team to win the North Louisiana High School Fishing League tournament, and the first all-girl team to win a TBF (Bass Federation) event in the country.


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1 We've got to close the beaches!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (bNcG+)

3

WOOT! WOOT!

Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 09:57 PM (R9CQE)

4 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (SchxB)

5 CBS staff backlash after network hired Trump chief of staff Mick Mulvaney.
News head said they need more GOP voices on air,

'We know the Republicans are going to take over, most likely, in the midterms'

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (CLkaN)

6 I liked the blue-in-blue misty look better.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

7 beach time, yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

8 7 beach time, yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)


So that's what that is, a beach. Hmmm good to know.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (aA3+G)

9 I want to know what brand of luggage that is in the last pic. If I tried to get mine up to 10mph, the wheels would probably melt, or explode, or both.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (P1f+c)

10 Yay!! ONT!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:00 PM (9uqbB)

11 Nice getaway.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (AmoqO)

12 Top pic is from the Cape.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (U2p+3)

13 The National Football League set forth new diversity and inclusion efforts for the 2022 season at its annual owners meeting, such as requiring its 32 teams to employ a "female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority" as an offensive assistant, the league said in a statement.

In fairness, the sort of people likely to be attracted to being hired under a quota like that will probably be pretty offensive. So it might be a good fit.

Posted by: Splunge at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (71xoW)

14 Mulvaney was OMB guy, I think, and if I recall correctly one of the few sharp performers.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2022 10:01 PM (OTzUX)

15 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (XG2Fi)

16 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

I've been reading Jack Vance's Cugel the Clever stories. Cugel is a bit of an asshole...Most of the stories seem to end with him dicking someone over. Sometimes they deserve it, but often they don't, really.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (K5n5d)

17 Shakes on a beach house.
No hurricanes.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (CLkaN)

18 What federal taxes do minimum wage workers pay?

Posted by: 29Victor at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (BJKQV)

19 Can we stop sending billions in weapons to "freedom fighters" in Ukraine and start sending them to freedom fights in Canada?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:03 PM (ESjRY)

20 Thanks for the ONT.

Well, you have to admit, shooting yourself in the nuts is a very effective lesson in gun safety.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 10:03 PM (F/J1O)

21 The grand plan is that connected cars will no longer be cars, but rather "content delivery devices."

Seriously.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:03 PM (XG2Fi)

22 good evening everyone

Posted by: wing at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (PlW9M)

23 Stoffel the honey badger is an escape artiste:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ)

24 The new discovery could accelerate the widespread use of hydrogen fuel cells, which hold great promise as efficient, clean energy sources for vehicles and other applications.


Like ethanol, hydrogen is not an energy source, it is an energy store. You still have to make it, or scoop it off a gas giant I guess.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (yQpMk)

25 Audi Owner Finds Basic HVAC Function Paywalled After Pressing the Button for It

I hope people sue the fuck out of Audi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (II3Gr)

26 Not meant as comedy, but are there "civil rights" "laws" that would make a racist or mysandrical (?) hiring scheme like the NFL's unlawful? Seem to recall something about such laws.

Sort of the entire point and basis of the actual civil rights movement. Just a trivial point.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (OTzUX)

27 I'm a bit confused by Elizabeth Warren's quote. Does she think that people earning minimum wage pay federal income taxes? Something like 47% of the people pay no federal income tax. I would assume that those are the people who make the minimum wage.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

28 I have a photograph floating somewhere around here of Coach Bobby Knight and Mike Krzyzewski when they were both at West Point.

It's signed by Krzyzewski.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (bNcG+)

29 A nitrogen doped carbon-coated nickel anode can catalyze an essential reaction in hydrogen fuel cells at a fraction of the cost of the precious metals currently used, Cornell University researchers have found.
__________

Unfortunately, such anodes are illegal under Biden's Carbon-Free regulations.

Sorry.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (R0Tis)

30 I don't understand the ends of those deck boards.

Pretty photo, though.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (OssQ4)

31 Rockin' Daddy - sounds good.

Hello, folks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - life goes on at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (cX67B)

32 18 What federal taxes do minimum wage workers pay?
Posted by: 29Victor at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (BJKQV)

FICA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

33 Like ethanol, hydrogen is not an energy source, it is an energy store. You still have to make it, or scoop it off a gas giant I guess.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (yQpMk)

We better get on that space program.

ORION Now!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM (ZDXYb)

34
Hey there, hi there, ho there
You're as welcome as can be
L-G-B-T-Q-I
F-U-C-K-U

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM (S3EUx)

35 Elizabeth Warren is an idiot. That is all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)

36 Mel Gibson making Passion of the Christ Resurrection and waiting for Libs heads to explode.

Mel and Eastwood are probably the greatest filmmakers of our time

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM (dKiJG)

37 Missing from Senator Warren's comment is the one thing he got absolutely none of from the government: stupidity. It's perhaps the most important thing to avoid getting from the government. Too many companies are incapable of avoiding it. Indeed, Senator Warren is one of the top donors of stupidity.

Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM (oMkPq)

38 Betting Eliz Warren has managed to skim quite a few of those tax payer dollars extorted from the poor and downtrodden taxpayers of this country!
Difference between her and Musk is that HE produced tangible useful things, while she has only produced misery and discord!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

39
Well, you have to admit, shooting yourself in the nuts is a very effective lesson in gun safety.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 30, 2022 10:03 PM (F/J1O)

You're welcome and one would think......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

40 So the Biden Junta has announced that it will end the Title 42 covid restrictions on May 23rd.

And the Biden DHS says they expect illegal immigration will swell from the current 150,000 illegal aliens per month swarming across our southern border to . . . 500,000 illegal aliens per month.

But that's totes cool, right? It's not like we don't have money to burn for all the "free" social services these millions of new illegal aliens will be demanding. And of course, we have plenty of good-paying U.S. jobs going unfilled because we just don't have enough unskilled, uneducated, non-English-proficient hordes to fill them, right?

But hey, since the media isn't going to bother covering it, why should we even care about it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (k4dH2)

41 A man at an upscale Galleria-area hotel was hospitalized early Saturday after he accidentally shot himself in the testicles, police said.
Police and paramedics responded to the shooting at the St. Regis Houston hotel around 11:30 p.m. Friday. Police said the man was either unpacking a gun or pulling it from his pants when it went off.

Police described the victim as a young man but didn't have information on his age. Paramedics took him to a hospital, where he was listed in serious but stable condition.
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How do police know he is a young man? Do they have degrees in biology? I rule for 20 million to the individual for police brutality in misgendering.

Posted by: SCJ (soon) Jumanji at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (8E+wy)

42 I hope people sue the fuck out of Audi.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (II3Gr)


I was actually thinking about buying one. Test drove one a couple of weeks ago and everything. Not now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (Y7xeS)

43 The grand plan is that connected cars will no longer be cars, but rather "content delivery devices."

Seriously.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:03 PM (XG2Fi)
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I just want a vehicle that gets me from point A to point B with minimal fuss. Is that too much to ask? A "content delivery service" is my desktop computer. That's about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (K5n5d)

44 Well, you have to admit, shooting yourself in the nuts is a very effective lesson in gun safety.

I doubt he has the balls to do it again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (SchxB)

45 Sen. Elizabeth Warren - you didn't build that... it takes a village... try my recipe for Oklahoma Prairie Tuna Salad.

Posted by: mindful webworker - life goes on at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (cX67B)

46 Watching Fast and Furious 9
Possibly the stupidest movie ever made.

Posted by: Jmel at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (bVhJi)

47 Good evening, Horde!

Great ONT, MisHum. Ohio needs a Governor DeSantis.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

48 Oklahoma Prairie Tuna Salad

Don't look it up on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (II3Gr)

49 Thoze training wheels on that motorcycle won't last very long!

Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (Ix4oo)

50 JL Hooker. Bonnie Raitt. Lovely pick MisHum...
I got to meet Miss Raitt many, many, years ago. Wonderful woman.
Also got to hear Hooker back when I was just a wee girl...
Thanks, Mr. Hum...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:08 PM (9uqbB)

51 Elizabeth Warren is an idiot. That is all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM


That's not all. She's also a lying bitch.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2022 10:08 PM (MzKgG)

52 evening {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: wing at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (PlW9M)

53 Good evening morons and thank you mh

That's the kind of cabin I would like because I love the ocean.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt)

54 51 Elizabeth Warren is an idiot. That is all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM


That's not all. She's also a lying bitch.
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2022 10:08 PM (MzKgG)

Also a fraudster and a racist by trivializing and appropriating Native American identity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (II3Gr)

55 Our friend and fellow Cob Buck Throckmorton had an excellent Rant earlier this week about GOP Senators. We are tired of the mantra,

The thing about those that call people "who think they're some kind of Cassandra" is they get real quiet when events start happening.

They never say they're wrong. They just pretend they were always right.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (PiUom)

56 [o]Ohio needs a Governor DeSantis.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}, every state needs a Governor like DeSantis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

57 Uncle Joe's place on the beach?

Posted by: Lotta nerve at March 30, 2022 10:10 PM (JdcHc)

58 Hey, where'd all da viewers go?

Posted by: CNN+ at March 30, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)

59 That's the kind of cabin I would like because I love the ocean.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt)


Me too. I miss it. Also, your hash seems to advocate for applying for welfare.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:10 PM (Y7xeS)

60 Shorter Elizabeth Warren:
Everyone Belongs to Everyone Else

h/t Huxley

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)

61 53 Good evening morons and thank you mh

That's the kind of cabin I would like because I love the ocean.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt)

It does look like a nice place to hang out at.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

62 I was actually thinking about buying one. Test drove one a couple of weeks ago and everything. Not now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (Y7xeS)

I can just see signing the paperwork, paying the dealership, getting in the car, putting the key in and getting a message "Ignition function not purchased."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (II3Gr)

63 At £825, the Men's Knotted Shirt is certainly an investment piece.

"investment piece"?
I'm surprised they aren't referring to it as an artisan shirt.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

64 "lean on me "
It should be the horde mantra.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (U2p+3)

65 I Find it funny that woman passed Title (I don't care what it is) for equal sports only to have men say they are women and win constantly and not be able to complain about it is sad and hilarious

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (dKiJG)

66 Okay well I thought idiot encompassed everything.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel)

67 That's the kind of cabin I would like because I love the ocean.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt)

--------

Any particular ocean?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (XG2Fi)

68 Country singer Eric Church was scheduled to play to a sold-out crowd on Saturday night at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas, but on Tuesday the musician announced he was scrapping the show -- the only San Antonio stop on his current tour -- so he can watch the Final Four game in New Orleans with his family.

Texas music fans will long remember this slight. Ask Eddie Rabbit after he pulled out of a scheduled performance at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo in 1983, at the peak of his fame. He claimed he was sick and gave just a few hours notice.

His last second replacement, who landed in Houston less than an hour before taking the stage with no rehearsal, no sound check, won the crowd over. In finishing the concert he jumped on a horse, rode around the stadium like a real cowboy, and tossed his big ol' hat into the crowd.

And that's how George Strait became the King of Country Music.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)

69 Posted by: COMountainMarie (9uqbB)

I heard John Lee Hooker in an Atlanta GA club back in a far more civilized day. Fantastic performance!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)

70 Shakes on a beach house.
No hurricanes.
Posted by: Braenyard


I'm guessing lake home and not ocean home. Too close to the water for ocean-sized waves.

And I hope the lake has a natural outlet, so the water level won't come up another foot and flood the whole place.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (P1f+c)

71 66 Okay well I thought idiot encompassed everything.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel)

We like to pile on around here, in case you hadn't noticed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr)

72 The court also ordered him [Orange County Reserve Sheriff's Captain] to make the restitution payments - 5.2 million to one workers' compensation carrier, $8.56 million to the other.
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How much do they pay sheriffs out there?
Inflation, I guess.


Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (CLkaN)

73 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWVe1GGvs4U


Gah, got lost in some music. 12 yo singing aint no sunshine. Soulful.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (ou23q)

74 Audi Owner Finds Basic HVAC Function Paywalled After Pressing the Button for It

I hope people sue the fuck out of Audi.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (II3Gr)

What's so egregious is that the vehicle is delivered with the ducting and controls (assuming the rear controls are present) and it's just disabled.

Why shouldn't users hack this?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 30, 2022 10:13 PM (wBpKf)

75 I guess I should go to sleep. Or pass out, whatever.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:13 PM (Y7xeS)

76 I'm surprised they don't allow you to enter your credit card info to upgrade the climate control software.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (vrz2I)

77 I normally don't care when some random celebrity drops dead, but I was definitely bummed out by Bill Withers' passing. What a voice...

Posted by: PabloD at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (XHHjS)

78 TonyPete--just sent you an email.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (TdMsT)

79 66 Okay well I thought idiot encompassed everything.
Posted by: Jewells45


{{{Jewells}}}
With normal people, you would be right...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

80 I guess I should go to sleep. Or pass out, whatever.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:13 PM (Y7xeS)

---------

Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (XG2Fi)

81 Boy F. loves Clapton too. So proud.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (EZebt)

82 BREAKING NEWS : Disney has changed the name of Space Mountain to Groomer Mountain, it's now a 30 minute ride your kids will never forget.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (h3Lfd)

83 The National Football League set forth new diversity and inclusion efforts for the 2022 season at its annual owners meeting, such as requiring its 32 teams to employ a "female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority" as an offensive assistant, the league said in a statement.

If it's good enough for the Supreme Court, it's good enough for the NFL. Now do NBA players.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

84 Dearest {{{Hrothgar}}} and darling {{{Wing}}}.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

85 We like to pile on around here, in case you hadn't noticed.

lol.. yeah been here awhile so I know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (nxdel)

86 And then jeez...Clapton and Cale...
Damn Hum. You amaze me practically every ONT.
Thank you o so much! I tend to have to get off my ass and dig out these CDs...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (9uqbB)

87 {{{Jewells}}}

Miss you, girl!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (TdMsT)

88 >>> 46 Watching Fast and Furious 9
Possibly the stupidest movie ever made.
Posted by: Jmel at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (bVhJi)

Nah.

Posted by: Highlander 2 at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (llON8)

89 75 I guess I should go to sleep. Or pass out, whatever.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:13 PM (Y7xeS)


C'mon and hang out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

90 82 BREAKING NEWS : Disney has changed the name of Space Mountain to Groomer Mountain, it's now a 30 minute ride your kids will never forget.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (h3Lfd)


Types
*Thinks*
**Deletes**

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

91 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the photo up top and the nice tune behind it.

Elizabeth Warren is forever saying that others are successful, not because of their own efforts or ideas, but because of the mundane contribution of the communal - sorta like communism, no? STFU and go home, Elizabeth. You're drunk, again.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 30, 2022 10:16 PM (XTpZy)

92 82 BREAKING NEWS : Disney has changed the name of Space Mountain to Groomer Mountain, it's now a 30 minute ride your kids will never forget.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (h3Lfd)


I know this isn't funny AT ALL, but I'm laughing my ass off. Lord, please forgive me.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

93 How do police know he is a young man?

Posted by: SCJ (soon) Jumanji at March 30, 2022 10:06 PM (8E+wy)

I guess he could go either way now.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2022 10:17 PM (AmoqO)

94 If Desantis runs for President, Florida won't have a Gov. Desantis any more. Hopefully not a Gov. Gillum. Or a Cuomo. Or a Whitmer. Or a Newsom. Or a Bush. Or a Romney. Or an Abrams. Or a Lightfoot.

And when the Dems steal another landslide from Desantis?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:17 PM (OssQ4)

95 82 BREAKING NEWS : Disney has changed the name of Space Mountain to Groomer Mountain, it's now a 30 minute ride your kids will never forget.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (h3Lfd)


Tower of Terror is now Tower of Vaginoplasty

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

96 I look at that cottage picture, and I expect Carl Reiner to come out the front door chasing a little kid screaming about Russians invading the island.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2022 10:18 PM (8AONa)

97 64 "lean on me "
It should be the horde mantra.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (U2p+3)


{{{Nurse}}}

It's both a mantra and a promise.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

98 Answer on it's way Ladyl!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (bNcG+)

99 51 Elizabeth Warren is an idiot. That is all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM


That's not all. She's also a lying bitch.
Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2022 10:08 PM (MzKgG)

Also a fraudster and a racist by trivializing and appropriating Native American identity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 30, 2022 10:09 PM

I forget. Is it screeching harridan or shrieking harpy?

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (MzKgG)

100 27 I'm a bit confused by Elizabeth Warren's quote. Does she think that people earning minimum wage pay federal income taxes? Something like 47% of the people pay no federal income tax. I would assume that those are the people who make the minimum wage.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
===

Those are people who don't work even for any wage let alone minimum wage and subsist on transfers from those who do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (EZebt)

101 Ladyl,

Soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (U2p+3)

102 C'mon and hang out
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)


{{{Mis Hum}}}

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (Y7xeS)

103 It's a Small World now called Finger Bang, free to all kids under 10.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (h3Lfd)

104 I could have sworn that one of the basic rules of gun safety was, don't aim it at your crotch. I could be wrong.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

105 Good night MH....thanks for it all.
We'll try and carry on...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:20 PM (9uqbB)

106 I'm trying to be skeptical of DeSantis and will remain so because he's a lowlife scumsucking politician - but he's doing and saying a lot to make me like him.

I'm in the Won't Be Fooled Again club. I was a big Scott Walker guy. I remember all the times he Pwned the Libs. Holy shit.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:20 PM (dscaa)

107 Nurse.

Soon.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

108 Those are people who don't work even for any wage let alone minimum wage and subsist on transfers from those who do.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (EZebt)


"My people call it equity" ~ E Warren

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

109 Something like 47% of the people pay no federal income tax. I would assume that those are the people who make the minimum wage.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
---
After filing my tax returns this past weekend, I can confirm that I am *not* a member of the 47%

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)

110 Thank you, TonyPete!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

111 Child Butt Pirates of the Caribbean will be a complete re-theming.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:22 PM (XG2Fi)

112 I'm guessing lake home and not ocean home. Too close to the water for ocean-sized waves.

And I hope the lake has a natural outlet, so the water level won't come up another foot and flood the whole place.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (P1f+c)


Looks like the ocean, and on a bluff. Maybe 20'.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (f7Cdr)

113 So, look, I'm happy to celebrate success, but let's remember Elon Musk didn't make it on his own. He got huge investments from the government, from taxpayers

Well, she's not wrong he did get most of his boost up from government subsidies and cash for being "green" startup, one of the few that actually did something with it. I have no idea what she's on about with minimum wage though, I doubt a single person working for him makes minimum wage. And his schoolteachers probably taught him nothing he's using now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (KZzsI)

114 45 Sen. Elizabeth Warren - you didn't build that... it taIkes a village... try my recipe for Oklahoma Prairie Tuna Salad.
Posted by: mindful webworker - life goes on at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (cX67B)


What really bugs me when people like Hillary and Indian Liz use the" I takes a Village to raise a child", is that you know darn well their own kids aren't attending school alongside kids who are raised by the village, in other words, on welfare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

115 DeSantis, grades K through 3 can't talk about buggery but it's OK to talk to my 4th grade daughter about buggery and faggots?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (CLkaN)

116 69
I bet that was a great experience!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (9uqbB)

117 Gah, got lost in some music. 12 yo singing aint no sunshine. Soulful.
Posted by: Infidel

Most excellent cover.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4)

118 I got my dream job at the It's A Small World ride at Disney!

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (71xoW)

119 112 I'm guessing lake home and not ocean home. Too close to the water for ocean-sized waves.

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I've seen oceans and that is one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (XG2Fi)

120 Tower of Terror is now Tower of Vaginoplasty

So it's actually scary now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (SchxB)

121 Posted by: Jordan61 at March 30, 2022 10:19 PM (Y7xeS)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

122 Elizabeth Warren is an idiot. That is all.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:05 PM


So, instead of just doing the DNA test to find out that she wasn't actually an Indian, they should have also given her an IQ test.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

123 Drink tokens???
Drink tokens???
Who the hell said we could get drink tokens???

**looks at empty glass**

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (axyOa)

124 DeSantis, grades K through 3 can't talk about buggery but it's OK to talk to my 4th grade daughter about buggery and faggots?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (CLkaN)


I cannot comprehend why this topic has ANY effing place in a public education system!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)

125 "Emergency! Emergency! Everyone to get from street!"

Alan Arkin's Russian was perfect, as his upbringing and extended family background would explain. But even more, there were elements of Russian culture in the lines and behavior of the Soviet characters that were spot-on but completely missed/irrelevant to the American audience, which I find interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (OTzUX)

126 And that's how George Strait became the King of Country Music.

It certainly helped his career but he'd already released his album Strait Country album which featured Amarillo By Morning. Which sadly never made it to Number one. And yes.. he IS the king of country. Always will be.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

127 If you want to BBQ out, you've got to take her out
Propane
If you want to ground round, down to a pound
Propane
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Propane

Posted by: Hank Hill at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)

128 That cabin up top looks like one that could end up falling into Lake Michigan when the water level changes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

129 DISNEY's Owl House the first season is a good story about a Girl wanting to be a witch to be about a girl that has a same sex girlfriend in the second season, I am canceling Disney Groomer

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (dKiJG)

130 Posted by: COMountainMarie

Yes, it was a great performance and a great crowd!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

131 Posted by: Braenyard

Good question. This is what the GOP calls compromise. They want to kill a million babies? Best we can do is 500,000. There. Everyone's happy now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (OssQ4)

132 Shakes on a beach house.
No hurricanes.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:02 PM (CLkaN)


I am pretty sure that if you drink enough hurricanes you will get the shakes, no matter where you are.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (xhaym)

133 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

134 "female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority"
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just so she doesn't throw the betting line off

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (CLkaN)

135 @106: "I was a big Scott Walker guy."

Better than being a Tim Pawlenty guy, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (4NlP1)

136 128 That cabin up top looks like one that could end up falling into Lake Michigan when the water level changes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

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Then the Edmund Fitzgerald shows up.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)

137 Ladyl!! Miss you too!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:28 PM (nxdel)

138 "Cannibal" Coronal Mass Ejection Detected By NASA, Will Hit Earth Tonight

https://tinyurl.com/jn5msu67

Posted by: kbdabear at March 30, 2022 10:28 PM (qAR6u)

139 Any particular ocean?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:11 PM (XG2Fi)
===
A total of 50 years so far residing within 5 miles of Atlantic or Pacific

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:29 PM (EZebt)

140 Good question. This is what the GOP calls compromise. They want to kill a million babies? Best we can do is 500,000. There. Everyone's happy now.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus


Sadly, this form of analysis works perfectly for any actions taken by the GOPe!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

141 Most excellent cover.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

I just stumbled on it. But I really liked.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 10:29 PM (ou23q)

142 Great ONT, MisHum. Ohio needs a Governor DeSantis.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:07 PM (TdMsT)


From your lips to God's ears, {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at March 30, 2022 10:29 PM (v23vE)

143 nitrogen doped carbon-coated nickel anode can catalyze an essential reaction in hydrogen fuel cells at a fraction of the cost of the precious metals currently used

Hey China, thpfttt

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:30 PM (CLkaN)

144 Clapton was always the big-time, millionaire rock-and-roll star, but he could never be as cool as J. J.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 10:31 PM (S3EUx)

145 Which sadly never made it to Number one. And yes.. he IS the king of country.

He came in on the very, very last wave of what I listen to from that genre. And he did Murder on Music Row with Allen Jackson - which is one of my all time favorites.

Also liked Clint Black from that era.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 10:31 PM (PiUom)

146 And I hope the lake has a natural outlet, so the water level won't come up another foot and flood the whole place.
Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2022 10:12 PM (P1f+c)


Lake Michigan goes through cycles where it raises and lowers. It can create problems for marinas, and there have been beach houses that had to be moved back at huge expense, or lost.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

147 Damn! I so love this place.
Some nights, I sit here depressed, alone with girldog.
And then! ONT! I love you guys...thanks for giving me a place here...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:31 PM (9uqbB)

148 In multiple articles about the interview, news outlets like Business Insider, Politico, and the Week belittled the award-winning journalist, describing him as discredited disowned, and far-right.


Sure simplifies the targeting process. You know, like putting crosses on a map.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:32 PM (axyOa)

149 Country singer Eric Church was scheduled to play

Job opportunity for insom?


Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CLkaN)

150 Lake Michigan goes through cycles where it raises and lowers. It can create problems for marinas, and there have been beach houses that had to be moved back at huge expense, or lost.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW

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Great expense? Pffft.

Posted by: Abu Simbel at March 30, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

151 138 "Cannibal" Coronal Mass Ejection Detected By NASA, Will Hit Earth Tonight

https://tinyurl.com/jn5msu67
Posted by: kbdabear at


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa WHOAAAA.

THE FUCK, I announced that like four threads ago.

Does anyone pay attention? No.
No one listens to me. Fuck you all!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

152 If the NFL doesn't have drag queens in coaching positions by August then they're just a cesspit of hate and genocide.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (0V/8D)

153 149 Country singer Eric Church was scheduled to play

Job opportunity for insom?


Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CLkaN)


What does Insom play, country or western or both?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

154 https://tinyurl.com/jn5msu67
Posted by: kbdabear


Nothing to worry, what's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Richard Carrington at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

155 Quote III is You Didn't Build That Redux.

Posted by: pookysgirl can actually remember things at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (XKZwp)

156 No one listens to me. Fuck you all!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Calm down.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:34 PM (OssQ4)

157 What really bugs me when people like Hillary and Indian Liz use the" I takes a Village to raise a child", is that you know darn well their own kids aren't attending school alongside kids who are raised by the village, in other words, on welfare.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:23 PM (+lVUW)

Also It Doesn't Take a Village. I've seen The Village. It's the Village of the Damned. Fuck the Village.

It takes two parents and maybe a doctor or two.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:34 PM (dscaa)

158 Insom plays the tire iron. With panache.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (OssQ4)

159 Does anyone pay attention? No.
No one listens to me. Fuck you all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

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Inside voices please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (XG2Fi)

160 Damn! I so love this place.
Some nights, I sit here depressed, alone with girldog.
And then! ONT! I love you guys...thanks for giving me a place here...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:31 PM (9uqbB)

---
I tend to feel the same way most nights when I am here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (K5n5d)

161 Calm down.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

I love this place.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (U2p+3)

162 I saw John Lee Hooker in Boston once. Great show but I was on a bad date. I cut out right after the concert and went to a party.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (a4EWo)

163 81 Boy F. loves Clapton too. So proud.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (EZebt)


I love Clapton's version of Swing Low Sweet Chariot.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

164 It's technically a percussion instrument.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (OssQ4)

165 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa WHOAAAA.

THE FUCK, I announced that like four threads ago.

Does anyone pay attention? No.
No one listens to me. Fuck you all!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

Chilax Nurse.
I've paid attention. Am sitting on my deck...freezing my ass off waiting to be impressed.
On the upside, a full bottle of Redbreast 15.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:36 PM (axyOa)

166 And that's how George Strait became the King of Country Music.

It certainly helped his career but he'd already released his album Strait Country album which featured Amarillo By Morning. Which sadly never made it to Number one. And yes.. he IS the king of country. Always will be.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

Yes, Strait capitalized on the golden opportunity that the feckless Eddie Rabbit created. And Rabbit's career just cratered and died after that. Eric Church, or his agent, should have heeded the lesson.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:36 PM (4I/2K)

167
BREAKING NEWS : Disney has changed the name of Space Mountain to Groomer Mountain, it's now a 30 minute ride your kids will never forget.
Posted by: Dr Spank


There is an attempt to make "groomer" an unspeakable word. The "g-word"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 10:36 PM (63Dwl)

168 For you space weather nerds:

A G3 (Strong) geomagnetic storm watch is now in effect for 31 March, 2022. A second, faster Coronal Mass Ejection (CME) erupted later on 28 March associated with an M1 flare at 3:23 pm EDT (1923 UTC). Analyses indicated the CME speed as approximately 841 km/s, and model guidance suggests this CME will overtake the day's earlier CME and arrive during the early evening of 30 March into early morning of 31 March (EDT). Forecast confidence of an Earth-directed component is good, with moderate confidence of timing and intensity. Additionally, a G1 (Minor) watch is in effect for 30 March, 2022, for likely effects of initial CME shock arrival and a G2 (Moderate) watch is in effect for 1 April, 2022, in anticipation of continuing, but weakening, CME influences. When the CME approaches Earth, NOAA's DSCOVR satellite will detect the real-time solar wind changes and SWPC forecasters will issue any appropriate warnings. Impacts to technology from a G3 storm generally remain small, but it can drive the aurora further equatorward of its polar home. Aurora may be visible over the northern tier states if the conditions are favorable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:36 PM (BFigT)

169 https://tinyurl.com/jn5msu67
Posted by: kbdabear

Nothing to worry, what's the worst that could happen?

From a random Sun splooge?

Earth gets pregnant maybe?

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2022 10:37 PM (kOpft)

170 Beer Bread(use the closed captions)...


https://tinyurl.com/2769xtfk

Posted by: davidt at March 30, 2022 10:37 PM (z4BwD)

171 I love this place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (U2p+3)


nurse, thanks. You had me worried for a bit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

172 So what time are the northern lights supposed to be able to be seen?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)

173

This CME will be a dud...

Much like the last one...

Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (R9CQE)

174 https://tinyurl.com/jn5msu67
Posted by: kbdabear

Nothing to worry, what's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Richard Carrington at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

This is fine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)

175 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWVe1GGvs4U


Calm, try this nurse. Music.

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (ou23q)

176 Elizabeth Warren is forever saying that others are successful, not because of their own efforts or ideas, but because of the mundane contribution of the communal - sorta like communism, no? STFU and go home, Elizabeth. You're drunk, again.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 30, 2022 10:16 PM (XTpZy)


People like Warren and Obama say that because it makes them feel better about their own mediocre minds. I'm mediocre myself, but I accept it rather than being dismissive of other people's achievements.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

177 I love this place.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Clapton aged like fine wine, IMO. He was a class act, and at his finest, at his Crossroads Festivals. Consummate pro.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (OssQ4)

178 @172: "So what time are the northern lights supposed to be able to be seen?"

About ninety minutes after you've finished an edible.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (4NlP1)

179 There is an attempt to make "groomer" an unspeakable word. The "g-word"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 10:36 PM (63Dwl)


If you cannot discuss it, it must not really be important!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:39 PM (hOUT3)

180 It's technically a percussion instrument.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (OssQ4)


Apparently so was the 1861 Springfield Rifle musket

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2022 10:39 PM (xhaym)

181 231 Would you rather have a 1.3 million dollar Richard Mille watch or a 1.3 Million Van Gogh painting ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 30, 2022 09:14 PM (u5NuV)

Whites are about 65% of the US Population.
Males are 48%.
So, White Males are about 32% of the US population are White Males, making them a Minority.

Now, add in Original American, ie one who is a direct descendent of those who created the US, and I'd wager that is only about 10%.

So, I now self identify as an Original American, and am thus, a minority.... Where my MONTH Bitches!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:40 PM (oHd/0)

182 The NFL was using the Black People Naturally Have Inferior Brains Defense for concussions up to like a year ago, but they get to lecture us daily on how we're all a bunch of racists. And the cocksucking racist media gives them a pass on everything as long as they promise to keep lecturing.

It's astonishing, if things can even be astonishing anymore.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:40 PM (dscaa)

183 96 I look at that cottage picture, and I expect Carl Reiner to come out the front door chasing a little kid screaming about Russians invading the island.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2022 10:18 PM (8AONa)


Or maybe it's the place where Tom Hanks got shot in "Road to Perdition".

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

184 151

This. This is why we all love you girl!
Never hold back...
For what it's worth, I listen to you

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:41 PM (9uqbB)

185 What does Insom play, country or western or both?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

Heavy Metal

He plays the Tire Iron ya know...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

186 That looks like Derek Trucks in the screen grab...

Now I have to watch it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:41 PM (OssQ4)

187 No one listens to me. Fuck you all!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

And I thought hippies were peace loving!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 10:41 PM (XIJ/X)

188 Didn't Eric Church used to have a career in Country Music?

Dunno, seems like he just dropped right off the map.


/ditzychix

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2022 10:42 PM (QzJWU)

189 No one listens to me. Fuck you all!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (U2p+3)

You gotta say it with boobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)

190 Child Butt Pirates of the Caribbean will be a complete re-theming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:22 PM (XG2Fi)

I knew Disney was lost when they removed the chased wenches from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (+3ARs)

191 @187: "And I thought hippies were peace loving!"

Depends on their granola intake, and we are in the middle of impending food shortages, soooo.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4NlP1)

192 THE FUCK, I announced that like four threads ago.

Does anyone pay attention? No.
No one listens to me. Fuck you all!


Wait until you put something up that's a thread headline the next day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (SchxB)

193
Nothing to worry, what's the worst that could happen?

From a random Sun splooge?

Earth gets pregnant maybe?
Posted by: Methos


It can be handled.

Posted by: Planned Planethood at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (63Dwl)

194 I love this place.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 10:35 PM (U2p+3)

nurse, thanks. You had me worried for a bit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
***

Nurse is cool. Just don't grab the fries off her plate.
She's deadly with a .45 but holy crap!!! Eyes cannot follow the speed of her fork hitting the plate!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (axyOa)

195 Rainy here, so lousy viewing.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (lZvDN)

196 I'm mediocre myself, but I accept it rather than being dismissive of other people's achievements.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

You've been around here a long time - not mediocre from where I'm sitting.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:44 PM (dscaa)

197 The wall of geek text basically says if you live in one of the northern tier states that border Canada... you might see some Aurora Borealis.

Or not. That's about it. No disruption of electrical shit.

YMMV.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:44 PM (BFigT)

198 And he did Murder on Music Row with Allen Jackson - which is one of my all time favorites.

Mine too. My favorite memory of my youngest daughter is the year we drove to AZ in August of 2001 and she was playing this among many other great country songs. Also on her playlist was Only In America by Brooks and Dunn. A little over a month later 9/11 happened.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:44 PM (nxdel)

199 Nurse is cool. Just don't grab the fries off her plate.
She's deadly with a .45 but holy crap!!! Eyes cannot follow the speed of her fork hitting the plate!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (axyOa)

Her hand speed was the idea for the knife scene in Alien...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)

200 197 The wall of geek text basically says if you live in one of the northern tier states that border Canada... you might see some Aurora Borealis.

Or not. That's about it. No disruption of electrical shit.

YMMV.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2022 10:44 PM (BFigT)


Snow, rain, freezing rain, sleet, hail, rinse and repeat. Not happening tonight here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

201 @197: "No disruption of electrical shit."

On the bright side, if that does happen, then maybe the Y2K people can finally make use of their food stores and seed vaults.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (4NlP1)

202 Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
You've been around here a long time - not mediocre from where I'm sitting.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:44 PM


Mos' def!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

203 156 No one listens to me. Fuck you all!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Calm down.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:34 PM (OssQ4)


The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

204 195 Rainy here, so lousy viewing.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (lZvDN)


{{{SMH}}}

We're getting your rain and storms later tonight.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

205 Snow, rain, freezing rain, sleet, hail, rinse and repeat. Not happening tonight here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)


Do you ever see the Aurora?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

206 @203: "The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!"

We wouldn't have to say anything if she smiled more often.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (4NlP1)

207 I saw Happy Death Day 2 U - which is sort of a horror take on Back to the Future

[minor spoiler]

At the end of the movie DARPA ends up with their time machine, and based on the last few years I can't help but think DARPA would do something *horrible* with a time machine.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (ESjRY)

208 As one does to a larger fighter in combat, they're using the momentum generated by the fighters *against* pedoism to propel and normalize the pedoism cause.

It can only be satanic.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (dscaa)

209 The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

----------

"Don't be hysterical" works better.

"I guess I'll have to make my own sammich" is best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (XG2Fi)

210
After filing my tax returns this past weekend, I can confirm that I am *not* a member of the 47%
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)

Me too. I owe. It puts me in a bad mood. I've increased my withholding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

211 Hey! DDS! Hi darlin'!
Aren't you early tonight? No matter...nice to *see* you!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (9uqbB)

212 The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (TdMsT)


If only someone had told me, I mean ...

Posted by: Commissar George C. Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)

213 If Susan Collins votes yes for Judge "Not A Biologist" Brown......Lord forgive me, but, I hope she burns in hell.

Gonna be interesting what the Article 3 Project drops tomorrow on this demon masquerading as a human.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (YglAn)

214
183 96 I look at that cottage picture, and I expect Carl Reiner to come out the front door chasing a little kid screaming about Russians invading the island.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 30, 2022 10:18 PM (8AONa)

Or maybe it's the place where Tom Hanks got shot in "Road to Perdition".

That set has since been torn down, Hanks' death scene is now a township park in West Olive, Mi.

It used to be home to a red cabin at the shoreline that could be seen from out on Lake Michigan from Grand Haven down to Port Sheldon. Drank much there 40 years ago.

Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (Xo3T0)

215 The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!
Posted by: Ladyl

Oh, I knew what I was getting into.

We wouldn't have to say anything if she smiled more often.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Uh oh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (OssQ4)

216 212 The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

If only someone had told me, I mean ...
Posted by: Commissar George C. Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (hOUT3)


Consider yourself told my dear!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

217 Eric Clapner put out a pretty good protest song recently about vax requirements too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (KZzsI)

218 Is anyone else just a little bit excited by a coronal mass ejection?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (axyOa)

219 GIANT SHOUTING IN PLACE OF THOUGHT!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (p6Md5)

220

I remember when homosexuals and paedophiles marched together n the same parades... I expect to be still alive when there are nonce pride parades in every town -- and a nonce pride month to boot!

There was a time, not all that long ago, when I really couldn't care less if one were a homosexual... No longer! Never again will I willingly suffer a homosexual!

Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (ZZDcC)

221 Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (ESjRY)

Well, when you worship at the altar of Scientism, anything goes for these people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (YglAn)

222 207 I saw Happy Death Day 2 U - which is sort of a horror take on Back to the Future

[minor spoiler]

At the end of the movie DARPA ends up with their time machine, and based on the last few years I can't help but think DARPA would do something *horrible* with a time machine.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (ESjRY)

I watch both those movies because they were shot where I went to college. Well at the college right next to where I went to college, so everything looked familiar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (Y5qcH)

223 215 The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!
Posted by: Ladyl

Oh, I knew what I was getting into.

We wouldn't have to say anything if she smiled more often.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Uh oh.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (OssQ4)


Yep. Ruh roh.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

224 Nurse, was that a Corona Sass Ejection?

Careful where you aim that lime, you'll put an eye out!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (QzJWU)

225 i need a nap on the moon. anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (p6Md5)

226 People like Warren and Obama say that because it makes them feel better about their own mediocre minds. I'm mediocre myself, but I accept it rather than being dismissive of other people's achievements.

I'd say no. Just had that conversation with my Dad tonight - it didn't end well. But it ended like it always does, when I'm in the mood.

His mind is not "mediocre". He's a good card player, can apply geometry, and generally do well in even contests of wits where prior knowledge isn't an advantage.

But he "believes" what he believes. He is the definition of a Boomer. He has an ideology, which he conveniently switches up to suit his current needs, yet he has instant faith in that immediate set of beliefs regardless of the current circumstances.

He "didn't want to argue". Same as always. What he wanted was to be validated. He has a Back and Blue and Buy Union stickers in his back truck window.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (PiUom)

227 I watch both those movies because they were shot where I went to college. Well at the college right next to where I went to college, so everything looked familiar.

What college was it set at?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

228 210
After filing my tax returns this past weekend, I can confirm that I am *not* a member of the 47%
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)
Me too. I owe. It puts me in a bad mood. I've increased my withholding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW

my long shoot bet paid off and I won 10,000 so I know I am going to get F in the A

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2022 10:50 PM (dKiJG)

229 Best time travel flick was Hot Tub Time Machine.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 10:50 PM (OssQ4)

230
"Don't be hysterical" works better.

"I guess I'll have to make my own sammich" is best.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (XG2Fi)


Ooooo. I hear the ice cracking from here.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:50 PM (TdMsT)

231 It can only be satanic.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (dscaa)


If you still don't believe in satanic forces after what is going on in full view and in the open, I fear you will be even more shocked in the very near future.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

232 76 I'm surprised they don't allow you to enter your credit card info to upgrade the climate control software.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2022 10:14 PM (vrz2I)

Dealer has to get their cut.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 10:51 PM (qyH+l)

233 205 Snow, rain, freezing rain, sleet, hail, rinse and repeat. Not happening tonight here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

Do you ever see the Aurora?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)


On occasion. Its been gloomy since Monday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:51 PM (aA3+G)

234 The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

Cool your jets.
Take a chill pill.
Whoa...Baby. I'm on your side.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:51 PM (axyOa)

235 Musk's merits and demerits aside, let's remember that Senator Karen should find the nearest metal shredder and jump in. After sewing her fucking mouth shut and lighting herself on fire. But not before lighting all of her colleagues on fire and throwing them in there first.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2022 10:51 PM (SKVme)

236 What college was it set at?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)

It was filmed on the Loyola University campus in New Orleans.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 10:52 PM (UuD2k)

237 136 128 That cabin up top looks like one that could end up falling into Lake Michigan when the water level changes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

------------

Then the Edmund Fitzgerald shows up.
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)


That was Lake Superior, you hoser.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

238 Looks like the US is going to the World Cup

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (dKiJG)

239 Posted by: Commissar George C. Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~
Consider yourself told my dear!
Posted by: Ladyl (TdMsT)


Got it!
NOW I know better!

Posted by: Commissar George C. Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (hOUT3)

240 I've increased my withholding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

Hmmm....bad idea. You are simply loaning the U.S. government money at 0% interest.

Have them withhold as little as possible and pay your tax bill with inflated dollars!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)

241 218 Is anyone else just a little bit excited by a coronal mass ejection?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (axyOa)

Doubt we will see the effects down here tonight. Did have some more bad weather come through tonight with possible tornadoes.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (AmoqO)

242 Do you ever see the Aurora?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

The Princess, aka Briar Rose, only flashes her Klimt at me nowadays and laughs. She's either always headed out for a Girl's Night or Weekend Getaway, or she has a headache. Should have let sleeping pretty girl stay asleep.

Posted by: Prince Phillip at March 30, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)

243 237 136 128 That cabin up top looks like one that could end up falling into Lake Michigan when the water level changes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

------------

Then the Edmund Fitzgerald shows up.
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)

That was Lake Superior, you hoser.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

244 The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City lika a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 10:54 PM (Vxu+H)

245 240 I've increased my withholding.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

Hmmm....bad idea. You are simply loaning the U.S. government money at 0% interest.

Have them withhold as little as possible and pay your tax bill with inflated dollars!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)


Better yet, just print some bills up in the basement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (aA3+G)

246 And that's how George Strait became the King of Country Music.

It certainly helped his career but he'd already released his album Strait Country album which featured Amarillo By Morning. Which sadly never made it to Number one. And yes.. he IS the king of country. Always will be.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 30, 2022 10:25 PM (nxdel)

George has over 60 #1 hits which is the most of any singer in ANY genre.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (j3UNE)

247 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

An Aurora viewing is on the Hrothgar bucket list!

Posted by: Commissar George C. Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

248 210

I cried. Made a mess of taxes this year. I just went stupid, but not again. I'm single on a *fixed income *. Still, the IRS sharks got me. Nope. Not again...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (9uqbB)

249 Had a great walk with the granddaughter tonight. We explored an old farmstead that is on the selling block. Most of the buildings were in poor shape except the three level barn. It was in great shape and I got to explain what a hay loft is and how the farmer used had to hoist the hay into the loft using the large door at the top. Her brothers were completely jealous.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (+3ARs)

250 And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (Vxu+H)

251 @223: "Yep. Ruh roh."

Now you sound just like your mother.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (4NlP1)

252 I'm going on a tour of the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park in August. If I don't see the Northern Lights on that trip, I'm going to be hugely disappointed!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

253 251 @223: "Yep. Ruh roh."

Now you sound just like your mother.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (4NlP1)

Expect a visit from me. It won't be pleasant.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

254 Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
Then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (Vxu+H)

255 An Aurora viewing is on the Hrothgar bucket list!

Posted by: Commissar George C. Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)

Mine too. And the list is fairly limited.

Tough to do in the place I am likeliest to get to but it's possible. An SLR camera will apparently see it better.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (dscaa)

256 If Susan Collins votes yes for Judge "Not A Biologist" Brown......Lord forgive me, but, I hope she burns in hell.


Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 10:47 PM (YglAn)

You're too kind. I would air drop her silly ass into Jurassic park in the hopes a T-rex uses her as a fucking tampon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (VwHCD)

257 Do you ever see the Aurora?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)

North Atlantic, sat on the flight deck of an LPH and watched for awhile. Darken ship at sea, so no light pollution at all.

Pretty rad.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (oHd/0)

258 Better yet, just print some bills up in the basement.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:55 PM (aA3+G)


It is getting really hard to get the really good paper, but I have a source for quality ink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

259 Do you ever see the Aurora?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Dora did.

-- Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (bNcG+)

260 The National Football League set forth new diversity and inclusion efforts for the 2022 season at its annual owners meeting, such as requiring its 32 teams to employ a "female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority" as an offensive assistant, the league said in a statement.


So whats the deal about the Defense?
Are they're like what...not smarter?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (axyOa)

261 ", from those public schoolteachers and those minimum wage workers who have been paying their taxes "

BITCH, fuck off. Minimum wage workers pay no taxes. They in fact pay a negative tax rate with the EITC and all the other welfare they qualify for.

So yeah, as I said earlier, FUCK OFF.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (OalnH)

262 Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (Vxu+H)

263
Then the Edmund Fitzgerald shows up.
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at March 30, 2022 10:27 PM (XG2Fi)

That was Lake Superior, you hoser.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)


***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 30, 2022 10:54 PM (aA3+G)


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

264 Have them withhold as little as possible and pay your tax bill with inflated dollars!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)

----------

See? This is the kind of solid financial advice that makes the HQ the go-to spot for tomorrow's one-percenters!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (XG2Fi)

265 253 251 @223: "Yep. Ruh roh."

Now you sound just like your mother.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (4NlP1)

Expect a visit from me. It won't be pleasant.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

And then people wonder why I am divorced, and live alone... /smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (oHd/0)

266 So, look, I'm happy to celebrate success, but let's remember Elon Musk didn't make it on his own.

Please enlighten me -- just what is it that YOU have done over the course of your lifetime that hasn't involved you suckling at one or more public teats, you hectoring and shrill termagant? I am fed up with public sector twatwaffles such as yourself doing nothing more than stirring up public resentment and angry envy against people who have displayed the tenacity and gumption to create enterprises that satisfy the public good and provide means for others to contribute meaningfully to the bettering of our society while getting compensated for their sincere efforts.

Until such time as you can cite actual accomplishments of your own, rather than mere activities having no true societal value, you'd best STFD and STFU.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (pNxlR)

267 I remember seeing the northern lights during an eighth grade field trip to Voyageurs National Park. Classic sipping pinpoint lights UFO that suddenly faded up and away too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (4NlP1)

268
Eric Clapner put out a pretty good protest song recently about vax requirements too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I'll bet Joycelyn Elders wouldn't like THAT song!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

269 The National Football League set forth new diversity and inclusion efforts for the 2022 season at its annual owners meeting, such as requiring its 32 teams to employ a "female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority" as an offensive assistant, the league said in a statement.

____

I am livid!!
- Conservatives as they are renewing their season tickets.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (OalnH)

270 Better yet, just print some bills up in the basement.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Use quality paper

Posted by: Miklos, singing along to "Legal tender" by the B-52s at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

271 The absolute worst insult in my household remains "liberal" or "lefty". I could call my wife the c-word and get away with it but if I said she sounds like a leftard, look out.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (dscaa)

272 I had to see the Aurora for 3 months straight, every 12 hours, in perpetual night through a periscope. So I'm good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (UuD2k)

273 And then people wonder why I am divorced, and live alone... /smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (oHd/0)


Careful there, buster.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

274
Bob Wills is still the King.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (CLkaN)

275 Hmmm....bad idea. You are simply loaning the U.S. government money at 0% interest.

Let me regale you with how many arguments I've had with my wife - dual major, mind you, math and music with a focus in something called Operations Research - who can't focus her head around the idea that paying a "penalty" at the end of the year is ok - if you save more along the way.

She's my fault, in a way. I've been too good in my primary job of junk yard dog.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (PiUom)

276 266
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Bravo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (hOUT3)

277 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (OalnH)

Calm down.

Not everybody wants to run around with their hair on fire.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (XIJ/X)

278
True Story,

My uncle owned the access road to the set they built on Lake Michigan for "The Road to Perdition."

When they were negotiating, the Hollywood guys had to deal with my brother, who was my uncle's lawyer.

They seriously started with "You can meet the stars for a temporary easement."

He replied that my uncle hadn't seen a movie since Dr. Zhivago, and he didn't like it.

They paid.

Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (Xo3T0)

279 >>>The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!

>Calm down!
You're being hysterical!
Stop acting like a bitch!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (S3EUx)

280 I saw the lights about 14 years ago, in the countryside outside South Haven, MI. Way far south for the aurora. I stood in the yard looking up until my neck was sore. It was all hues of red and orange, and covered the entire northern half of the sky. I called everyone I knew on my old dumb cellphone and told them to run outside. Absolutely amazing.

Also saw it in Vermont, on the highway, when I was 20 or so, with all my pothead buddies. Girl in the car said, "Look at the lights in the sky!" We all told her she was high. 5 minutes later we were all outside the car, along with everyone else on the highway. That time it was the full greens, blues, purples experience you see in the videos. I consider myself lucky to have seen it twice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

281 271 The absolute worst insult in my household remains "liberal" or "lefty". I could call my wife the c-word and get away with it but if I said she sounds like a leftard, look out.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (dscaa)


You married a good woman.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

282 Every year that goes by, the chances of actually seeing an Aurora grow less and fewer and fewer and less.

Because Oldsmobile went out of business in 2004, and what few Auroras remain on the road are likely scrapyard bound hoopties, by now.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (QzJWU)

283 273 And then people wonder why I am divorced, and live alone... /smile
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:58 PM (oHd/0)


Careful there, buster.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

/locks the doors...

Uh... OK....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (oHd/0)

284 I had to see the Aurora for 3 months straight, every 12 hours, in perpetual night through a periscope. So I'm good.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (UuD2k)

**looks at map**
Hmmmm...???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (axyOa)

285 279 >>>The one thing you DO NOT say to a woman!

>Calm down!
You're being hysterical!
Stop acting like a bitch!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (S3EUx)


That's it. You're on the list too.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

286 277 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (OalnH)

Calm down.

Not everybody wants to run around with their hair on fire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (XIJ/X)

___

Hit a nerve did I ?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:01 PM (OalnH)

287 152 If the NFL doesn't have drag queens in coaching positions by August then they're just a cesspit of hate and genocide.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 30, 2022 10:33 PM (0V/8D)

At lleast one cheerleader must be drag.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qyH+l)

288 I knew Disney was lost when they removed the chased wenches from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 30, 2022 10:43 PM (+3ARs)


Just another reminder that liberals have no sense of humor.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:02 PM (+lVUW)

289 All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood
The rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 11:02 PM (Vxu+H)

290 I watch both those movies because they were shot where I went to college. Well at the college right next to where I went to college, so everything looked familiar.



Another Tulane Boy in the House

Posted by: Miklos, so suspecting at March 30, 2022 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)

291
"female or a member of an ethnic or racial minority" as an offensive assistant, the league said in a statement.

So whats the deal about the Defense?
Are they're like what...not smarter?
Posted by: Diogenes


Calling them "offensive" is like...offensive!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 11:03 PM (63Dwl)

292 Hit a nerve did I ?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:01 PM (OalnH)

Do you really want to irritate me? Because you have already been banned once before Moo Moo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:03 PM (XIJ/X)

293 How long before the NFL has a requirement for at least 25% womYn on every team? I say 5 years.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:03 PM (OalnH)

294 Not everybody wants to run around with their hair on fire.

No shit...

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (XHHjS)

295 That's it. You're on the list too.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:01 PM (TdMsT)


We are so fu*ked!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (axyOa)

296 Moo Moo. Whatever happened to that guy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)

297 You married a good woman.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

That is for sure. She is definitely punching down.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (dscaa)

298 I consider myself lucky to have seen it twice.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

I am hugely jealous!

And I am on the southern edge of the viewing area but it is socked in here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (XIJ/X)

299 Top pic: On Golden Pond

or the San Fernando Valley version:
On Golden Blonde

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

300 Calm down. Not everybody wants to run around with their hair on fire.

Yet we still remember Paul Revere. I'm sure some folks were pissed off that he disturbed their sleep.

Our current mess isn't because too many people have their hair on fire. Rather, too few. And the wrong hair on fire.

Keep Calm and Whatever On is not a virtue, when the rail-cars are lining up and we're all wearing new decorative badges.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:05 PM (PiUom)

301 If Susan Collins votes yes for Judge "Not A Biologist" Brown......Lord forgive me, but, I hope she burns in hell.

___

If? She said she is a yes. There's no if about it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:05 PM (OalnH)

302 DeSantis, grades K through 3 can't talk about buggery but it's OK to talk to my 4th grade daughter about buggery and faggots?

I think it’s brilliant, and very Trumpian. It forces the left to go public with wanting to force sex talk and sex on very young kids—which they’re doing.

Opposition to this bill is very much a minority, and every time the media spotlights another obvious groomer—which they cannot stop themselves from doing—the left loses another vote.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 30, 2022 11:05 PM (U+Oxn)

303 >Calm down!
You're being hysterical!
Stop acting like a bitch!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 11:00 PM (S3EUx)


That's it. You're on the list too.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

As someday it may happen that a victim must be found
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of societies offenders, who live in underground
they never would be missed, they never would be missed?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)

304 Do you really want to irritate me? Because you have already been banned once before Moo Moo.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Somebody is on CBD's misanthropic side

Posted by: Miklos, behaving hisself at March 30, 2022 11:06 PM (QzkSJ)

305 Top pic: On Golden Pond

or the San Fernando Valley version:
On Golden Blonde
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)


So...Joe Mannix is on this, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:06 PM (axyOa)

306 In the spring of 1985, my buddy and I drove to Alaska. We saw Aurora every night as we drove. Magnificent. I kind of thought that it was normal, driving though the Great White North. Not so much. It was an unusual event.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)

307 Madammayhem, that was something else!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:06 PM (OssQ4)

308 BLAM BLA
BLAM ....BLAM BLAM... BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ...
BLAM BLAM ...BLAM
BLAM

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

309 So...Joe Mannix is on this, right?
Posted by: Diogenes

I left a message on Jim Rockford's answering machine...

Posted by: Miklos, not sure if that helps at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

310 Do you really want to irritate me? Because you have already been banned once before Moo Moo.

I can't write a better scenario than why taverns are where politics should be discussed, rather than social media.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (PiUom)

311 Oops. There go the lights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (XG2Fi)

312 nerdygirl, You are far from mediocre, I love your comments.
{{COMM}} I am early tonight, I'll still probably be here late too, I am doing fine.


If I were an ambitious young Disney exec I would get my ass over to London and pay Prince Andrew's settlement and legal fees for him to do an "I'm going to Disney World" commercial.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (a4EWo)

313 308 BLAM BLA
BLAM ....BLAM BLAM... BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ...
BLAM BLAM ...BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

13 rounds with no reload? 9mm?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (oHd/0)

314 BLAM BLA
BLAM ....BLAM BLAM... BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ...
BLAM BLAM ...BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)

Did you get the screech owl?

Posted by: Vinny Gambini at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

315 Keep Calm and Whatever On is not a virtue, when the rail-cars are lining up and we're all wearing new decorative badges.
Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:05 PM (PiUom)

___

It's incredible the power the NFL has on some people. They literally have slogans on helmets that say we hate you and everything you believe in. And yet conservatives still cheer them on and happily give them money.
It's really bizarre.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:09 PM (OalnH)

316 Its a song by a band called Lemon Demon. My girl spawn was listening and it caught my ear. There is much more to it and its hilarious. I can not stop laughing about Mr Rogers.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 11:09 PM (Vxu+H)

317 311 Oops. There go the lights.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (XG2Fi)

Boom Boom? out go the lights?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 11:09 PM (oHd/0)

318 Oops. There go the lights.
Posted by: Cicero

shit

*ducks*

Posted by: Miklos the piano player at March 30, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

319 So...Joe Mannix is on this, right?
Posted by: Diogenes

I left a message on Jim Rockford's answering machine...
Posted by: Miklos, not sure if that helps at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

Hello!

Posted by: Thomas Magnum at March 30, 2022 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)

320 BLAM BLA
BLAM ....BLAM BLAM... BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ...
BLAM BLAM ...BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:07 PM (U2p+3)


You see???
This is what happens when y'all piss off the nurse. Out comes the .45 and the shotty.
But on the upside, the druggies on 1st Ave in Seattle are shitting themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:10 PM (axyOa)

321 Moo Moo. Whatever happened to that guy

He doubled down on stupid. It didn't work out like he thought it would.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 11:10 PM (SchxB)

322 Bob Wills is still the King.

You did it, didn’t you, hoss. You just had to cross that ol’ red river.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 30, 2022 11:10 PM (U+Oxn)

323 At the end of the movie DARPA ends up with their time machine, and based on the last few years I can't help but think DARPA would do something *horrible* with a time machine.

If DARPA ever gets a time machine, they already have.

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2022 11:11 PM (kOpft)

324 Moo Moo. Whatever happened to that guy

He doubled down on stupid. It didn't work out like he thought it would.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 11:10 PM (SchxB)

That's why you've always got to have an ace in the hole.

Posted by: George Strait at March 30, 2022 11:11 PM (4I/2K)

325 Oh, it was wild and weird and wan, and ever in camp o' nights
We would watch and watch the silver dance of the mystic Northern Lights.
And soft they danced from the Polar sky and swept in primrose haze;
And swift they pranced with their silver feet, and pierced with a blinding blaze.
They danced a cotillion in the sky; they were rose and silver shod;
It was not good for the eyes of man -- 'twas a sight for the eyes of God.
It made us mad and strange and sad, and the gold whereof we dreamed
Was all forgot, and our only thought was of the lights that gleamed.

-- Robert Service, Ballad of the Northern Lights

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:11 PM (OssQ4)

326 I cried when my Gene Autry 45 of "Red River Valley" got broken. I was nine. Still my favorite Country and Western song. Sitive Knicks and Chris Isaak did a cover of it. Kind of like Faith Hill too.

Posted by: Javems at March 30, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

327 324 Moo Moo. Whatever happened to that guy

He doubled down on stupid. It didn't work out like he thought it would.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 11:10 PM (SchxB)

That's why you've always got to have an ace in the hole.
Posted by: George Strait at March 30, 2022 11:11 PM (4I/2K)

Word.

Posted by: Bret Maverick at March 30, 2022 11:12 PM (oHd/0)

328 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:09 PM (OalnH)

How about this.

I do me.

You do you.

Fuck the hell off of you don't approve of what I do.

You're not my mother.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:12 PM (U2p+3)

329 I was walking by the TV before and I could swear I saw the retard biden speaking, then taking his jacket off like he was getting ready for bed, and then ask what he was doing on the stage. Did I see that right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 11:12 PM (VwHCD)

330 Oh roar a roar for Nora
Nora Alice in the night
For she has seen Aurora
Borealis burning bright!
Oh roar a roar for Alice!
Nora Alice! Borealis!
A roaring Borealis is our Nora,
Sorry sight!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM (T8gyh)

331 That flannel shirt looks like a German sex club. A Cummerbund.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM (P3gRi)

332 That set has since been torn down, Hanks' death scene is now a township park in West Olive, Mi.

It used to be home to a red cabin at the shoreline that could be seen from out on Lake Michigan from Grand Haven down to Port Sheldon. Drank much there 40 years ago.
Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2022 10:48 PM (Xo3T0)


I'd assumed that that was a privately owned cottage, which, even if it weren't much of a house, would make the lot worth quite a bit of coin. Did it end up being donated to the township?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

333 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:05 PM (OalnH)

Everything you say is contentious and with a purposeful edge on it.

I have suggested that you stop that sort of stuff, but you don't seem to listen very well.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM (XIJ/X)

334 Robert Service, Ballad of the Northern Lights
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

That was lovely. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:14 PM (U2p+3)

335 That's why you've always got to have an ace in the hole.
Posted by: George Strait

It's in the hole!

Posted by: Carl-Miklos Spackler at March 30, 2022 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

336 I do me.
You do you.
Fuck the hell off of you don't approve of what I do.
You're not my mother.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:12 PM (U2p+3)

___

Do what you want. Keep sending money to people who want you dead. All good.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:14 PM (OalnH)

337 331 That flannel shirt looks like a German sex club. A Cummerbund.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM (P3gRi)

---------

Cummer-bund

German

ISWYDT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:14 PM (XG2Fi)

338 That flannel shirt looks like a German sex club. A Cummerbund.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM



*golf clap

Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 11:15 PM (pQPjX)

339
BLAM BLA
BLAM ....BLAM BLAM... BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM ...
BLAM BLAM ...BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched


Is that that Black Betty song?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 11:15 PM (63Dwl)

340 I was walking by the TV before and I could swear I saw the retard biden speaking, then taking his jacket off like he was getting ready for bed, and then ask what he was doing on the stage. Did I see that right?

Yes. He was getting a saline "Covid booster shot" at the studio across the street from the White House.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 30, 2022 11:15 PM (SchxB)

341 Everything you say is contentious and with a purposeful edge on it.

I have suggested that you stop that sort of stuff, but you don't seem to listen very well.

___

Dude, my opinion is that if you support the NFL you are supporting people that hate you. And when you do that, it's not really advancing your cause.

If you disagree, cool.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM (OalnH)

342 Capt Obvious

I can count you in for June?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM (U2p+3)

343 He got huge investments from the government, from taxpayers, from those public schoolteachers and those minimum wage workers who have been paying their taxes all along to get that business up and running and help see it through rough times." Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA)

Taxpayers who had no choice in the matter. Taxpayers who had their money taken from them by people like Warren and given to others against their will. Her statement reads as if the public schoolteachers and minimum wage workers *chose* to *give* their money to Tesla. Not even close. It was taken from them. (And from *every* taxpayer. Why single out schoolteachers and minimum wage workers?) No taxpayer chose to do that (other than the ones who vote for people like Warren).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM (Do5/p)

344 I have suggested that you stop that sort of stuff, but you don't seem to listen very well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:13 PM (XIJ/X)

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*piano player stops*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM (XG2Fi)

345 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 30, 2022 11:08 PM (a4EWo)

Hey DDS hope you are feeling well. Did you ever make that Focaccia or was it too much of a pain? I really love that recipe.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM (dscaa)

346 That was lovely. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:14 PM (U2p+3)


I think 'tcn in AK' said she has most of Service's work memorized. He was a heckuva poet, and he would fit right in here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~every book has been totally rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (hOUT3)

347 Cummer-bund

German

ISWYDT
Posted by: Cicero

I hope the membership cards are laminated

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

348 Capt Obvious

I can count you in for June?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM (U2p+3)
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Barring catastrophe, I will be there. I will camp, as the motel is rather pricey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (T8gyh)

349 Ummm yeah about that shirt you can't wear as a shirt and are supposed to wear around the waist....

That's a skirt.

Just lettin y'all know.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (Vxu+H)

350 329 I was walking by the TV before and I could swear I saw the retard biden speaking, then taking his jacket off like he was getting ready for bed, and then ask what he was doing on the stage. Did I see that right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 11:12 PM (VwHCD)


Oooooo. I'd love to see a clip of that!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

351 Oh the northern lights
Have seen queer sights
And the queer as they ere did see.
Was the night on the marge.of Lake Lebarge
When i read the O N T.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (axyOa)

352 @344: "*piano player stops*"

*creaky swimming door flaps back and forth in the background*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (4NlP1)

353 The woman injecting Joe was masked but he was not.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (63Dwl)

354 If DARPA ever gets a time machine, they already have.

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2022 11:11 PM (kOpft)

Whoa

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:18 PM (dscaa)

355 No taxpayer chose to do that (other than the ones who vote for people like Warren).

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 30, 2022 11:16 PM

And likely the people who vote for people like Warren are not even voting for that either (to have their money taken from them and given to places like Tesla). They are voting for people like Warren to take *other people's* money and give it to Tesla.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 30, 2022 11:18 PM (Do5/p)

356 My favorite poet of all, Nurse. Hard to believe he's a limey.

Was a limey, anyway. Honorary American, and Canadian, in my book.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (OssQ4)

357 Barring catastrophe, I will be there. I will camp, as the motel is rather pricey.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Please tell me you will bring your concertina.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)

358 You're not my mother.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:12 PM (U2p+

Some folks just gotta be bitter and scoldy. I try to ignore certain nics. Doesn't always work, alas.

I often wear a Winnipeg Jets ball-cap. Why? I love hockey. And when I bough t the cap they were the craziest team in the NHL.

I do not have an allegiance to any team. I just like team sports like football and hockey.

Fuck soccer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)

359 BLAM BLAM ...BLAM
BLAM
Posted by: nurse ratched

Is that that Black Betty song?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Dyin' over here!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:20 PM (OssQ4)

360 Please tell me you will bring your concertina.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
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He travels with me.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 30, 2022 11:20 PM (T8gyh)

361 Jim SND,

We're fast running out of opportunities to view comets, galaxies, and novas as well.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 30, 2022 11:20 PM (Mwfjn)

362 352 @344: "*piano player stops*"

*creaky swimming door flaps back and forth in the background*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (4NlP1


In the distance a dog barks.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:20 PM (axyOa)

363
Oooooo. I'd love to see a clip of that!
Posted by: Ladyl


https://youtu.be/dhPsdsFeVqY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 11:20 PM (63Dwl)

364 Please tell me you will bring your concertina.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
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He travels with me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

PAR-TAY!!!

Posted by: Miklos with accordion and eleven words of Cajun French at March 30, 2022 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

365 There was a time, not all that long ago, when I really couldn't care less if one were a homosexual... No longer! Never again will I willingly suffer a homosexual!
Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 10:49 PM (ZZDcC)


I never cared whether people are gay or not, and I don't care if they want to do things to their bodies to pretend that they are the other gender. What I can't tolerate is constantly having their agenda shoved at me. I also can't tolerate people demanding my approval.

So many people are terrified of being called transphobic or homophobic, that they cave in. I have to respect liberals like the Harry Potter author, and Chappelle for refusing to cave.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:21 PM (+lVUW)

366 362 352 @344: "*piano player stops*"

*creaky swimming door flaps back and forth in the background*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

In the distance a dog barks.
Posted by: Diogenes

The lonely crunch of a pair of boots takes two steps.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 11:22 PM (bNcG+)

367 352 @344: "*piano player stops*"

*creaky swimming door flaps back and forth in the background*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

In the distance a dog barks.
Posted by: Diogenes

The floor creaks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 11:22 PM (4I/2K)

368
Child Butt Pirates of the Caribbean will be a complete re-theming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)


'Twas the plundering below decks which made all the rogers jolly!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 30, 2022 11:22 PM (pNxlR)

369 In the distance a dog barks.
Posted by: Diogenes

It was my understanding that the murders have already started.

Posted by: Miklos, often in error at March 30, 2022 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

370 For fun, y'all need to do a yoo toobz of blooper reels. Who's Line Is it Anyway is fucking stellar. Way better than what made it to the TV.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at March 30, 2022 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)

371 The lonely crunch of a pair of boots takes two steps.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 30, 2022 11:22 PM (bNcG+)

---------

And then the murders started.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:23 PM (XG2Fi)

372 In the distance a dog barks.

A blue cloth mask rolls slowly across the dusty street. A dust devil catches it. It twirls upward in the summer heat.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 30, 2022 11:23 PM (U+Oxn)

373 Please tell me you will bring your concertina.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
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He travels with me.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

PAR-TAY!!!
Posted by: Miklos with accordion and eleven words of Cajun French at March 30, 2022 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)
***

Oh shit.
Sorry. I misunderstood.
**puts.claymores away**

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:23 PM (axyOa)

374 Bob Wills is Still the King_ _ _

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwEOZtJm8pU

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:23 PM (CLkaN)

375 Wayne Brady and that Ryan guy made WLIIA.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (7DwHm)

376 "*piano player stops*"

*creaky swimming door flaps back and forth in the background*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:17 PM (4NlP1


In the distance a dog barks.

The bartender sets down the glass he was wiping and slowly reaches under the counter...

Posted by: Methos at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (kOpft)

377 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:14 PM (OalnH)

Is there anything you support or watch that explicitly hates your values?

Genuine question.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (YglAn)

378 Like ethanol, hydrogen is not an energy source, it is an energy store. You still have to make it, or scoop it off a gas giant I guess.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 30, 2022 10:04 PM (yQpMk)

Most commercial hydrogen is made by "re-forming" natural gas. There are no hydrogen wells, anywhere. And hydrogen is hard to store and transport. It either has to be put in heavy-walled pressure vessels at high pressure, or liquefied at extremely low temperatures, and stored in cryogenic vessels. The hydrogen molecule is so tiny, it can leak through holes and cracks that block all hydrocarbon gases.

Little-known fact: there is more hydrogen in a gallon of gasoline than there is in a gallon of liquid hydrogen.

If fuel cells could be made to work efficiently at realistic temperatures, "burning" liquid hydrocarbon or alcohol fuel, that would be a game-changer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (P3gRi)

379 91 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the photo up top and the nice tune behind it.

Elizabeth Warren is forever saying that others are successful, not because of their own efforts or ideas, but because of the mundane contribution of the communal - sorta like communism, no? STFU and go home, Elizabeth. You're drunk, again.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 30, 2022 10:16 PM (XTpZy)
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Wut? I thought that the whole idea of BIG Government as advocated by every Democrat is to help people succeed in life. Where did Musk go wrong on using taxpayers' money doled out to him by YOU and the rest of the Congress to get ahead? The executives of Solyndra and tens of thousands of other companies have done exactly the same as Musk.

Yup, she's an idiot. A total idiot. A totally evil total idiot.

Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (AMIL/)

380 My only allegiance is to Tom Brady. He could go play for a new Alaska expansion team, and that would be my team.

When he retires for real, I only have my Red Sox. And this ashtray. And this paddle ball game.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (OssQ4)

381 My favorite poet of all

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:19 PM (OssQ4)

He was marvelous. The simple pleasure of poetry!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 11:25 PM (XIJ/X)

382 Weii, for me...
I kinda like that BLAM, BLAM, BLAM....
it just feels kinda comforting....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 11:25 PM (9uqbB)

383 @371: "Way better than what made it to the TV."

Sad day when you realize all the comedy panel shows, including British stuff, is all heavy scripted and rehearsed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:25 PM (4NlP1)

384 What kind of a TV dinner cowboy puts a loaded handgun in his trousers without a proper holster and blows his own nuts off? That's awesome!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 30, 2022 11:25 PM (S3EUx)

385 *a shadow walks in* Loud hush . . . .

Posted by: Infidel at March 30, 2022 11:26 PM (ou23q)

386 Is there anything you support or watch that explicitly hates your values?

Genuine question.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (YglAn)

___

Sure. If I watch any movie someone associated with that movie does. But the NFL is explicitly out there telling me to go fuck off and die. It would be like if I'm watching a movie and every second line in the script were "hey you conservative guy, I hate you".

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:26 PM (OalnH)

387 When he retires for real, I only have my Red Sox.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (OssQ4)

Ummmmmmm.......................

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:27 PM (dscaa)

388 Weii, for me...
I kinda like that BLAM, BLAM, BLAM....
it just feels kinda comforting....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

BLAM BLAM thank you ma'am

Posted by: Miklos, seeing a window of opportunity at March 30, 2022 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

389 Is there anything you support or watch that explicitly hates your values?

Genuine question.
Posted by: thathalfrican

I would add, "or listen to, music-wise"?

Like, welp. It's just the Bill Gaither Trio. That's about it.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:27 PM (OssQ4)

390 Child Butt Pirates of the Caribbean will be a complete re-theming.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Sleeping Brutus...Mary Poppin Your Cherry...Alladin Your Bed...

Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2022 11:28 PM (5iUNf)

391 I would add, "or listen to, music-wise"?

Like, welp. It's just the Bill Gaither Trio. That's about it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:27 PM (OssQ4)

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Zamfir seems pretty benign. I mean, the pan flute is his life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:29 PM (XG2Fi)

392 Disney is dead to me and my Floridian family. The. Last. Straw..

Posted by: Towhead at March 30, 2022 11:29 PM (Jq9CG)

393 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:24 PM (P3gRi)

Hydrogen can permeate through solid metal. They had to change the material used in PWR nuclear plant steam generators because too much hydrogen was leaking into the steam system.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 30, 2022 11:29 PM (Y5qcH)

394 Ummmmmmm.......................
Posted by: ...

I *will* sic Bluebell on you.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:29 PM (OssQ4)

395 Zamfir seems pretty benign. I mean, the pan flute is his life.
Posted by: Cicero

Boxcar Willie seems pretty down-to-earth, despite his fame and fortune

Posted by: Miklos, undecided re: Slim Whitman at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

396 The non-precious metal fuel cell is promising but anyone that has had to buy stainless steel in the last month knows nickel is beyond volatile at the moment. The London Metals Exchange halted trading on nickel for a week in the middle of March due to volatility. So putting a larger demand on nickel to make anodes for fuel cells is not going to be helpful in stabilizing the nickel market. Just sayin.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (Xqlct)

397 It would be like if I'm watching a movie and every second line in the script were "hey you conservative guy, I hate you".

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:26 PM (OalnH)

Well no - you may be supporting a studio that *releases* those movies, or an actor that agrees with them, and honestly fuck those fuckers. Would you give up on all their movies forever to be a staunch self-ally?

You must know it's *extremely* difficult not to give money to people who hate you. Try to avoid Procter ampersand Gamble products and then also vet the competition to be sure. No chance. Even the Other Shave people hate your ass for existing.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (dscaa)

398 I have enjoyed the pleasure of watching Nurse Ratched operate a 1911 in .45 ACP.

Her BLAMS are more fraught with deep meaning that most lesser shooter's BLAMS. I'd imagine that her BLAMS would go right to the heart of the matter.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (QzJWU)

399 Bob Wills is Still the King_ _ _

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwEOZtJm8pU

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:23 PM (CLkaN)

Them funny looking limey boys did a good job. They ever put out any other music?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)

400 Ummmmmmm.......................
Posted by: ...

I *will* sic Bluebell on you.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:29 PM (OssQ4)

**piano player stops**

Slowly backs away from the bar....

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:31 PM (axyOa)

401 I *will* sic Bluebell on you.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:29 PM (OssQ4)

No, I mean:

Brady officially announced his retirement on Feb. 1, following a stunning 22 NFL seasons and seven Super Bowl titles - most of which happened during his time with the New England Patriots.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:31 PM (dscaa)

402 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:26 PM (OalnH)

I mean Hollywood is pretty much demonic personified. Much worse than the NFL IMO in terms of who's been caught doing what.

I hate the NFL for making me not watch it, but, I still buy Madden.

We could go the rounds on this shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 11:32 PM (YglAn)

403 In honor of Bruce Willis retiring... going to go watch a guilty pleasure movie, 'Sunset'. James Garner as Wyatte Earp, and Bruce Willis as Tom Mix, early 1900's Hollywood.

Fun Movie.... give or take a lie or two.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 11:33 PM (oHd/0)

404
Well no - you may be supporting a studio that *releases* those movies, or an actor that agrees with them, and honestly fuck those fuckers. Would you give up on all their movies forever to be a staunch self-ally?

You must know it's *extremely* difficult not to give money to people who hate you. Try to avoid Procter ampersand Gamble products and then also vet the competition to be sure. No chance. Even the Other Shave people hate your ass for existing.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (dscaa)

___

I get it. But the NFL and NBA is not just that. They are outwardly telling me they hate me every day on helmets, on end zone messages, etc. It would be the equivalent of Gillete having I HATE YOU etched on every razor they sell me.

So yes, if I want to live in modern society I have to put up with woke shit because that's corporate America today. But the NFL/NBA takes it to a whole different level.

That's all.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:33 PM (OalnH)

405 Sleeping Brutus...Mary Poppin Your Cherry...Alladin Your Bed...
Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2022 11:28 PM (5iUNf)

Cinderfella (been done), Ben Knobs A Groom's Stick...

Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2022 11:33 PM (5iUNf)

406 My bad, I get a bit defensive about my Red Sox!

Brady announced his return last week.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:33 PM (OssQ4)

407 *reads latest Disney news*

Shee*t!

Close Caption: Golly!

Posted by: Uncle Remus at March 30, 2022 11:34 PM (4I/2K)

408 362

And then, Matt Dillon walks in...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 11:34 PM (9uqbB)

409 Is there anything you support or watch that explicitly hates your values?



Duke University hates me and America

But I like Coach K, and hope he retires with a championship

Posted by: Miklos, life is full of contradictions at March 30, 2022 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

410 I have enjoyed the pleasure of watching Nurse Ratched operate a 1911 in .45 ACP.
Her BLAMS are more fraught with deep meaning that most lesser shooter's BLAMS. I'd imagine that her BLAMS would go right to the heart of the matter.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (QzJWU)
***
I too have seen her Blam.
I was more than slightly aroused.
But by the time she emptied the magazine, I'd wet my pants just a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2022 11:35 PM (axyOa)

411 Rocket To Uranus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:35 PM (XG2Fi)

412 I sometimes wonder if part of the reason we are in the mess we are in is that someone in the junta has a way to see some of the future. At various points a lot of things had to go just right for them to get us here.

Consider, for example, if there was nothing in Sen Ryan's divorce papers, or if Seth Rich had lived to keep sharing intelligence of what the Clinton campaign was doing...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 11:35 PM (ESjRY)

413 Have them withhold as little as possible and pay your tax bill with inflated dollars!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2022 10:53 PM (XIJ/X)


I know, but I hate writing that check in April. I just hate it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:35 PM (+lVUW)

414 @415: "... someone in the junta has a way to see some of the future."

Calm down there, Philip K. Dick.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:36 PM (4NlP1)

415 Country singer Eric Church was scheduled to play

Job opportunity for insom?


Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CLkaN)

I am not a big listener to country music on the radio, but I sure know and appreciate the classic country artists. Eric Church is simply not on my radar at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:37 PM (P3gRi)

416
Calm down there, Philip K. Dick.


Phillip...you DICK!

Posted by: Spicolli at March 30, 2022 11:37 PM (ESjRY)

417 Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 30, 2022 11:33 PM (OalnH)

Me? I gave up on pro sports, cancelled cable and only rarely lay out cash for a movie. But I have an Amazon subscription because I buy stuff from there and like it in a day.

I can only do my bit but I don't have the time or inclination to fuck with what other people, idiots or not, might be doing with their own cash. We are selling the commies the rope, it is the way of it because they have force of will and zero moral limits. At this point I'm just trying to live my damn life.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:38 PM (dscaa)

418 The tax collector hates me.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (63Dwl)

419 https://youtu.be/dhPsdsFeVqY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2022 11:20 PM (63Dwl)


Thank you, Bertram!

My God, that shambling demented pervert who passes for "President" is a mumble-fvck.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

420 Them funny looking limey boys did a good job. They ever put out any other music?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 30, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)
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They had a good audience.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:40 PM (CLkaN)

421 I would let a leftard surgeon operate on me if he hated my guts and believed in all the shit I hate, but was the only one that could do the surgery.

Not a likely scenario but so would you unless you're the most principled high and mighty dead toad walking that ever lived.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:40 PM (dscaa)

422 Joe, most of the people who make, sell, and maintain the technology that allows you to post these thoughts? They hate us, too. Microsoft, Apple, Google, every ISP, most of the tech people who run all this shit...

I don't see you going to live in a cabin in Idaho like the Unabomber. No, I see you using their products just like the rest of us. We all pick and choose, even you. Otherwise we simply must go full Amish, and then we can't be the Horde. Do you get it?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:40 PM (OssQ4)

423 I want to be a cat!

Posted by: Old Yeller at March 30, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

424 My God, that shambling demented pervert who passes for "President" is a mumble-fvck.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (TdMsT)


Worst part is many many people (in BOTH parties) already knew that well before the rigged election!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:42 PM (hOUT3)

425 406 In honor of Bruce Willis retiring... going to go watch a guilty pleasure movie, 'Sunset'. James Garner as Wyatte Earp, and Bruce Willis as Tom Mix, early 1900's Hollywood.

Fun Movie.... give or take a lie or two.
Posted by: Romeo13
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Accidentally saw that. it was WHAT?!

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:42 PM (CLkaN)

426 271 The absolute worst insult in my household remains "liberal" or "lefty". I could call my wife the c-word and get away with it but if I said she sounds like a leftard, look out.
Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 10:59 PM (dscaa)


Well, in that case, if you decide you really want to piss her off, say something like, "You know, when you wear that outfit, you really look a lot like Hillary."

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:43 PM (+lVUW)

427 I want to be a cat!
Posted by: Old Yeller at March 30, 2022 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

Come on up here. We'll have a bedrockin' gay old time!

Posted by: Charlie the Lonesome Cougar at March 30, 2022 11:43 PM (4I/2K)

428 Mumblefuck?! Surely, you meant stutterer!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:43 PM (4NlP1)

429
Well, in that case, if you decide you really want to piss her off, say something like, "You know, when you wear that outfit, you really look a lot like Hillary."
Posted by: nerdygirl


"In lieu of flowers,....."

Posted by: Miklos can see this coming at March 30, 2022 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

430 Worst part is many many people (in BOTH parties) already knew that well before the rigged election!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:42 PM (hOUT3)


But no more mean tweets.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:44 PM (TdMsT)

431 I sometimes wonder if part of the reason we are in the mess we are in is that someone in the junta has a way to see some of the future. At various points a lot of things had to go just right for them to get us here.

Consider, for example, if there was nothing in Sen Ryan's divorce papers, or if Seth Rich had lived to keep sharing intelligence of what the Clinton campaign was doing...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 11:35 PM (ESjRY)

What you are detecting *is* supernatural but it's not because there's a human involved that can see the future.

It is evil. Real evil. Not "the other guy is evil because morality is fungible and all politicians are skeezy assfaces who lie". But true stop your heart and turn your brain to jelly evil. Like you daren't imagine.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:45 PM (dscaa)

432 Mumblefuck?! Surely, you meant stutterer!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:43 PM (4NlP1

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The main is IRISH, peeple!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 30, 2022 11:45 PM (XG2Fi)

433 @430: "'You know, when you wear that outfit, you really look a lot like Hillary.'"

Your laugh reminds me of Kamala!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 30, 2022 11:45 PM (4NlP1)

434 Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:37 PM (REV04)

The NFL toned it way down, or has tried at least, so they can bring back in fans from out of the cold.

The diversions such as art, largely run by leftists, lets you know they either; A) can't do traditional art that elevates B) hates America(ns) or C) you find some trad artist.

Music? Same thing as well as Hollywood.

That said the NFL and certainly the NBA came out during the summer of love to tell the world "Yeah America is trash because of Trump, and has largely always been trash but certainly more so now, and if you support Trump YOU'RE trash."

The other genres either did it subtly or are so small in significance nobody noticed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 30, 2022 11:45 PM (YglAn)

435 But no more mean tweets.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:44 PM (TdMsT)


Yes, that makes up for everything else!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:47 PM (hOUT3)

436 413
I would so love to share a range with the nurse.
I suspect she'd kick my ass, though...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 30, 2022 11:47 PM (9uqbB)

437 Then you are a fool. Because it's not a matter of principal anymore. That surgeon will let you die now. That's how shit works. And that surgeon is using his position to push politics, and insisting he can't be second-guessed.

You are purposely naive. Which is fine - do you. But it never goes like that. You need others to be naive with you.

Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:43 PM (REV04)

Ok. You're the dead guy with a crying family and I'm the fool.

You want to intentionally miss my point, go right the fuck ahead. But it's way beneath your propellant brand of haught to do so.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:47 PM (dscaa)

438 The Lying Queen, Oh My Liver & Company! (Drinkers understand), Peter Man Handler, Bro-zen Come at Me!, The In-edibles, and Bambi (only because her pole dancing stage name was released).

Posted by: Boswell at March 30, 2022 11:48 PM (5iUNf)

439 Good night, all. I'm out like the gout.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:48 PM (OssQ4)

440 I know, but I hate writing that check in April. I just hate it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
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File an extension. Two extensions used to be easy peasy.
Just send a little money along with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:49 PM (CLkaN)

441 I'm going on a tour of the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park in August. If I don't see the Northern Lights on that trip, I'm going to be hugely disappointed!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

August is a bad time to see Northern Lights, unless the Sun is really active. And not enough hours of real darkness, too.

If your tour will take you to Calgary or Edmonton, I would be happy to make a run there, and buy you lunch or dinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:49 PM (P3gRi)

442 Whoa. Just read this:

"Mel Gibson has said Passion: Resurrection will depict everything that occurred during the 3 days in every realm of existence and possibly even have flashbacks to the fall of the angels."

Now that could be indescribably moving, much as The Passion of the Christ was, but in a magnificently different way. Can't wait to see it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 11:50 PM (xpV7z)

443 My God, that shambling demented pervert who passes for "President" is a mumble-fvck.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

What clued you in? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)

444 Well, in that case, if you decide you really want to piss her off, say something like, "You know, when you wear that outfit, you really look a lot like Hillary."

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2022 11:43 PM (+lVUW)

"Those pearls really bring out the Pelosi in your eyes."

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:51 PM (dscaa)

445 It is evil. Real evil. Not "the other guy is evil because morality is fungible and all politicians are skeezy assfaces who lie".

Speaking of which I wonder if anyone will ever make a movie based on That Hideous Strength?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 11:51 PM (ESjRY)

446

I've just read the Northern Lights may visible as far south as I-40...

Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 11:51 PM (E98Rf)

447 Then you are a fool.
Posted by: Life Is Simple
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That's what's called invective.
We avoid that.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:51 PM (CLkaN)

448 Can't wait to see it.
Posted by: Sharkman

It's going to be his magnum opus, people associated with the production are saying. Huge. I'll be watching it, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 30, 2022 11:52 PM (OssQ4)

449 I just got around to watching the 2014 Ridley Scott version of EXODUS Gods and Kings.
I must say, an epic.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 30, 2022 11:52 PM (jTmQV)

450 448 My God, that shambling demented pervert who passes for "President" is a mumble-fvck.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

What clued you in? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)


Only every public commented that asshole has ever made!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:52 PM (TdMsT)

451 I've just read the Northern Lights may visible as far south as I-40...
Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 11:51 PM (E98Rf)


Estimated time for this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:53 PM (hOUT3)

452 That's what's called invective.
We avoid that.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 30, 2022 11:51 PM (CLkaN)

When you're bringing ten pounds of weakass shit in a five pound bag, it bubbles to the surface before you can even control it.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:53 PM (dscaa)

453 448 My God, that shambling demented pervert who passes for "President" is a mumble-fvck.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (TdMsT)

What clued you in? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)


That would be fantastic!

I'm staying at that fabulous Hotel on Lake Louise!

Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

454 I pity the Foo Fighter.

Posted by: Mr. T Rex at March 30, 2022 11:54 PM (63Dwl)

455 I used to watch the NFL. Gave it up some time around when Brady was deflating his balls.

I don't miss it.

But...people need some sort of hobby. I'd suggest finding another one, versus the NFL, considering what they've become. However, most other things one might pick up have become just as corrupted.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)

456
Life Is Simple

And you are a vile pus filled bag of used douche fluid sitting a cum soaked prolapsed rectum.

I hope you die in slow agony because you refuse to let a physician offering to help you.

Next time you get neurosyphilis please go see a politically acceptable Scarifaction practitioner...

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at March 30, 2022 11:55 PM (A6s0x)

457 I'll bet easily half of all NFL Offensive coordinators and assistants are "persons of color".

Head coaches, not so much, but it takes decades to get to that level of experience for the most part. The NFL picked up another minority head coach today when Bowles took over for Arians in Tampa Bay.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 30, 2022 11:56 PM (xpV7z)

458 Estimated time for this?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 30, 2022 11:53 PM



Starting at about 2300 EDT -- so, like, now, basically...

Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 11:57 PM (E98Rf)

459 North Atlantic, sat on the flight deck of an LPH and watched for awhile. Darken ship at sea, so no light pollution at all.

Pretty rad.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (oHd/0)

Not uncommon for me to see them at stately Peon Manor (approx. lat 51N). Best ones I ever saw were near Rainbow Lake, in northern Alberta, 1980-something. I was on a seismic crew, we had worked all day, it was about 8:00 P.M., full dark, because January, and we were 6 or 8 of us crammed in a Suburban, headed back to camp for dinner and bed. The northern lights started kicking up, and got brighter and brighter, and dancing like crazy, and by unspoken mutual consent, the driver stopped, and we all got out, and gawked at the sky for ten minutes or so, until the cold set in on us. It was about -25C out. Horizon to horizon, the entire sky was lit up and moving. All the colors, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2022 11:57 PM (P3gRi)

460 Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:55 PM (REV04)

The doctor was of my invention, shitstain. You changed the rules because you couldn't handle a simple (there's that word again) point about these so-called high-minded principles of yours.

You can wriggle all you want. I've been doing this a really long time.

Posted by: ... at March 30, 2022 11:58 PM (dscaa)

461 As a long time Formula 1 fan, I'd tell anyone thinking of giving up the NFL to consider watching. There have only been 2 races so far this year and they have both been great.

Posted by: Akua Makana at March 30, 2022 11:59 PM (YkUJb)

462 Here's a link to ZeroHedge's October 2020 report on Hunter Biden's laptop:

https://tinyurl.com/ZH-Laptop-From-Hell

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 12:00 AM (xpV7z)

463 One of the many surprises of the last couple of years...the most important and accurate source of journalism has been ZeroHedge.

Just...don't read their comments.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 12:00 AM (ESjRY)

464 North Atlantic, sat on the flight deck of an LPH and watched for awhile. Darken ship at sea, so no light pollution at all.

Pretty rad.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2022 10:57 PM (oHd/0)

Served as Helo Recovery Officer on an LPD - no lights and at night it was like being one with God and the sky.

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2022 12:00 AM (5iUNf)

465 Starting at about 2300 EDT -- so, like, now, basically...
Posted by: Zettai at March 30, 2022 11:57 PM (E98Rf)


Thanks, but heavy overcast here, so no luck!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:01 AM (hOUT3)

466 Whoa! Some deleted comment blips are bigger than others.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 31, 2022 12:02 AM (4NlP1)

467
Served as Helo Recovery Officer on an LPD - no lights and at night it was like being one with God and the sky.
Posted by: Boswell


I was on an MSO and a LPD but both were in the south Pacific. No Northern lights.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:02 AM (63Dwl)

468 Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:52 PM (REV04)

Here's why I don't mind pro sports; it's an easy tribalism that shouldn't devolve into violence.

Now the obsession of it, which I had been a part of in my 20's, is a negative for sure. But that's what happens when you substitute God, family, service etc. in lieu of literally being entertained to death.

Plus as far as Boomers go....I liken it to those who up until maybe this year thought the FBI, and institutions like that, could be saved because of the "good people" inside.

Of course there's good people in those institutions, but they are so utterly corrupt they gotta be destroyed and rebuilt.

Boomers, and in general people on the right, like to believe in fair play, justice and the like.

I dunno I kinda got off on a tangent.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:03 AM (YglAn)

469 Is it my imagination, are is it any day that the Northern lights would be visible in the continental US there are rains/clouds?

I'm far enough north to see the lights tonight but...clouds.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 12:04 AM (ESjRY)

470 425 431

Just a question.
Who actually talks to their surgeon about politics before a surgery? Does one ask the doctor what his political leanings are before a procedure is about to be done?
I just don't see it.
I suppose if the doctor asked me about my political leanings, yeah, I'd probably tell him to fuck off - I d prefer another doctor.
I just don't see this happening. At least not yet...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:04 AM (9uqbB)

471 Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at March 30, 2022 11:55 PM (A6s0x)

Chill bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:05 AM (YglAn)

472 Boomers, and in general people on the right, like to believe in fair play, justice and the like.

I dunno I kinda got off on a tangent.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:03 AM (YglAn)


What should be true, and what you'd like to be true, and far too often are far from reality!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3)

473 >> I've just read the Northern Lights may visible as far south as I-40...

50 degree latitude line for sure.

This afternoon, I read some descriptions of the Carrington event. Aurora was visible at the equator. In the northern latitudes it was bright enough to read by. Some people woke up, thinking it was morning, the story goes.

It wreaked havoc with telegraph lines and equipment, arcing over, frying power supplies, and shocking operators. When they finally figured out they all needed to disconnect their power supplies, they discovered they could still operate the system based on the geomagnetic induced voltage alone!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:06 AM (Mzdiz)

474 Posted by: Akua Makana at March 30, 2022 11:59 PM (YkUJb)

I could have swore F1 went woke, or at least one of their biggest stars is, Lewis Hamilton I believe.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:06 AM (YglAn)

475 I was on an MSO and a LPD but both were in the south Pacific. No Northern lights.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:02 AM (63Dwl)

Aww - I served on both an LPD in the northern Pacific and a FFG in the Northern Atlantic - fantastic seas and sky at night. I'd never want to lose those sights and my thoughts on the Quarter Deck now.

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2022 12:06 AM (5iUNf)

476 What would George Washington say if he was alive right now?

HELP HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 12:06 AM (ESjRY)

477 Boomers, and in general people on the right, like to believe in fair play, justice and the like.

I dunno I kinda got off on a tangent.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:03 AM (YglAn)

What should be true, and what you'd like to be true, and far too often are far from reality!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:06 AM (hOUT3)

Yup, it always goes back to you can shit in one hand and wish in the other. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:08 AM (VwHCD)

478 My bad, I get a bit defensive about my Red Sox!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus




Did you see where 75 y/o Bill "The Space Man" Lee came out of the stands at a minor league game last week and pitched to a batter?

Man does that bring back childhood memories. The first baseball game I attended in person was at Fenway Park in 1975 when I was 12. Yaz, Rice, Tiant, Lee, Burleson, Doyle, Fisk, Evans, Lynn.

Damn, that was a team!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 12:08 AM (xpV7z)

479 My God, that shambling demented pervert who passes for "President" is a mumble-fvck.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 30, 2022 11:39 PM (TdMsT)


Speaking of which, are the photos of that cheat sheet real?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 31, 2022 12:09 AM (+lVUW)

480

Overcast here at the palatial Zettaibunker, too...

Posted by: Zettai at March 31, 2022 12:09 AM (R9CQE)

481 Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)

Unless you're building/learning something most hobbies are time wasters.

Which is OK as long as people aren't deluding themselves. I know when I play video games I am 100% absolutely wasting my time. When I'm at the gym I know I am 100% absolutely not wasting my time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:09 AM (YglAn)

482 "Who actually talks to their surgeon about politics before a surgery?"
Reagan did after his shooting.
He said "I hope you all are Republicans" to his surgeons, and they had the classiest answer possible under the circumstances:
"Yes sir, today we are all Republicans".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 31, 2022 12:09 AM (jTmQV)

483 471 Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at March 30, 2022 11:55 PM (A6s0x)
Chill bro.

That IS chill.

You should see me off my meds!

Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at March 31, 2022 12:10 AM (7DYli)

484 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:08 AM (VwHCD)

In the immortal words of my pops; Sometimes life is just a shit filled Twinkie.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:10 AM (YglAn)

485 Posted by: Dr. Feelgood at March 31, 2022 12:10 AM (7DYli)

Strong nic to post content ratio.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:11 AM (YglAn)

486 >>What would George Washington say if he was alive right now?

Well, isn't he six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton? He's coming, he's coming...

https://tinyurl.com/4ak5tksd

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2022 12:11 AM (5iUNf)

487

USS Impervious MSO-449 1971-1973
USS Juneau LPD-10 1973-1975

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:11 AM (63Dwl)

488 I know when I play video games I am 100% absolutely wasting my time

Depends on the game. Some of the Paradox games right now are probably the top teachers of history in the world.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 12:11 AM (ESjRY)

489 Unless you're building/learning something most hobbies are time wasters.

Which is OK as long as people aren't deluding themselves. I know when I play video games I am 100% absolutely wasting my time. When I'm at the gym I know I am 100% absolutely not wasting my time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:09 AM (YglAn)

My hobbies all seem to involve building shit and learning. Except for video games, I'll admit I just piss away the time with those.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:12 AM (VwHCD)

490 Posted by: 18-1 at March 31, 2022 12:11 AM (ESjRY)

Help a halfrican out....which games/system?

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:13 AM (YglAn)

491 "Woke North Carolina medical student...brags about deliberately injuring patient...who mocked her she/her pronoun badge".

https://tinyurl.com/ydrwjjtx

Gonna be kind of awkward if, one day, she chokes on a chicken bone, and the only guy in the restaurant who knows the Heimlich maneuver is this ex-patient.

Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:13 AM (njExo)

492 It's a shitty Boomer habit that needs to end. It's brand loyalty to the point of personal satisfaction over cheering for laundry.
Posted by: Life Is Simple at March 30, 2022 11:52 PM (REV04)

Fuck off with the "boomer" shit, child.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:14 AM (P3gRi)

493 Gonna be kind of awkward if, one day, she chokes on a chicken bone, and the only guy in the restaurant who knows the Heimlich maneuver is this ex-patient.
Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:13 AM (njExo)


Expecting justice in this world, rarely works out the way it should!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:15 AM (hOUT3)

494 ""What would George Washington say if he was alive right now?""

He would would call us Americans a bunch of slack jaw faggots and then nut punch us for making him freeze his ass off crossing the Delaware for nothing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

495

https://spaceweather.com/

Posted by: Zettai at March 31, 2022 12:17 AM (pQPjX)

496 Posted by: Classical Liberal at March 31, 2022 12:14 AM (sI26c)

I'd argue, and maybe I'm biased and using a small community, RWB tolerate dissent.

Look at the commenters on AoS. I've been reading/posting since my late 20's, I'm 37 now and the shift in political beliefs/philosophy is vastly different.

Myself included. Some of the shit I read or say myself I couldn't dream of saying 10 years ago. Then I got mugged by reality once Trump got elected and everything that followed. Now maybe I should have been smart enough to realize I was being led down the primrose path back in the day but I wasn't.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:18 AM (YglAn)

497 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

*wipes tear from eye*

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:19 AM (YglAn)

498
Remember this image of George Washington in modern garb?

https://tinyurl.com/y789txvq

They've also done Lincoln and Ben Franklin.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

499 483
Granted. But do most people ask this? I'm thinking that if/when one is about to go under the knife, they probably aren't thinking politics. Just my opinion I guess...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:21 AM (9uqbB)

500 491 "Woke North Carolina medical student...brags about deliberately injuring patient...who mocked her she/her pronoun badge". https://tinyurl.com/ydrwjjtx Gonna be kind of awkward if, one day, she chokes on a chicken bone, and the only guy in the restaurant who knows the Heimlich maneuver is this ex-patient.

Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:13 AM (njExo)

Someone is going to discover that her malpractice insurance doesn't cover willful acts, and that if she can get coverage in the future it's going to make her medical school debt seem reasonable. The police may not care, the medical board may give a slap on the wrist, but the insurance companies will either avoid her or bleed her dry.

Play stupid games, get stuck with the check for stupid prizes. And everyone who saw her and got blood drawn can sue, what's she going to say "No that isn't the person I committed assault on....but you'll have to trust the word of someone whose stated public they have no ethics"? She'll get to be a class action defendant.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:21 AM (8E+wy)

501 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)

I forgot about these. Interesting how they turned out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (YglAn)

502 Now maybe I should have been smart enough to realize I was being led down the primrose path back in the day but I wasn't.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:18 AM (YglAn)

Most of us have been fooled over the past 25 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (XIJ/X)

503 The game the Left seems to be playing is to convince the Right that the country as we knew it is gone, and the Left that it never existed in the first place.

It's demented, but you do naturally start to wonder if they are wrong on either count.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (dscaa)

504 Actually, Reagan was speaking completely in jest.
His situation was more serious than anyone knew at that time.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (jTmQV)

505 Woke North Carolina medical student...brags about deliberately injuring patient...who mocked her she/her pronoun badge".

https://tinyurl.com/ydrwjjtx

Gonna be kind of awkward if, one day, she chokes on a chicken bone, and the only guy in the restaurant who knows the Heimlich maneuver is this ex-patient.
Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:13 AM (njExo)
***

Is it possible to choke.on a 9mm?
Asking for a friend in the hospital.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (axyOa)

506 Now maybe I should have been smart enough to realize I was being led down the primrose path back in the day but I wasn't.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:18 AM (YglAn)

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You're not the only one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (XG2Fi)

507
The police may not care, the medical board may give a slap on the wrist, but the insurance companies will either avoid her or bleed her dry.

Maybe. What happens when the insurance companies are run by wokesters?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (63Dwl)

508 Most of us have been fooled over the past 25 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (XIJ/X)

Hell, I even once bought a Limp Bizkit album.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (UuD2k)

509 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (XIJ/X)

Yeah. Hate to say it but "Follow the money" turned out to be a good idea.

Not an end all be all but a good place to start.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:24 AM (YglAn)

510 What would George Washington say if he was alive right now?

Probably something along the lines of what he wrote to Barack Obama in 2011.

https://tinyurl.com/4pjawrtm

Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:24 AM (njExo)

511 He would would call us Americans a bunch of slack jaw faggots and then nut punch us for making him freeze his ass off crossing the Delaware for nothing.
Posted by: Berserker
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Poetry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 12:24 AM (qmS3k)

512

For those following the CME, this one is better:


https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/

Posted by: Zettai at March 31, 2022 12:25 AM (pQPjX)

513 Most of us have been fooled over the past 25 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (XIJ/X)

The best part will be in October when people tell us we need to forget the past and "vote for the con artists again, because it's important" and try to sell us that this time Lucy really will let us kick the football, cause she swearsies.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:25 AM (8E+wy)

514 Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (dscaa)

The country as we knew it isn't gone. Now, I think, we're seeing it for what it is, all the masks are off.

We have been ill-served by our leaders for at least 40 years.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:25 AM (YglAn)

515 Damn! The crippled Caesars are going down good. Too good, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)

516 My name is Cicero and I gave money to the Mitt Romney presidential campaign.

*sits down*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

517 474 thathalfrican,
Lewis did go somewhat that way but at the time he was World Champion. And the only halfrican in F1 and feeling like raising his fist in solidarity. Now, he's lost some of his wokety as he lost last years Championship and is struggling this year. It seems to have re-centered his mind on being a racing driver (but lots of younger guys want to topple the old guy).

Posted by: Akua Makana at March 31, 2022 12:26 AM (YkUJb)

518 Posted by: Diogenes at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (axyOa)

Depends how good her deepthroat game is.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:27 AM (YglAn)

519 What would George Washington say if he was alive right now?

Probably something along the lines of what he wrote to Barack Obama in 2011.

https://tinyurl.com/4pjawrtm

Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:24 AM (njExo)

Omg that was fucking awesome.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)

520 Now maybe I should have been smart enough to realize I was being led down the primrose path back in the day but I wasn't.
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:18 AM (YglAn)
Most of us have been fooled over the past 25 years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 31, 2022 12:22 AM (XIJ/X)


It is very hard for ethical people to comprehend that they really are in the minority, and that unethical people are naturally attracted to positions of power, a condition which can never end well in the long run!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:27 AM (hOUT3)

521 The best part will be in October when people tell us we need to forget the past and "vote for the con artists again, because it's important" and try to sell us that this time Lucy really will let us kick the football, cause she swearsies.
Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:25 AM (8E+wy)

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Just be sure to hold off on your donations until there's 10x matching!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 12:27 AM (XG2Fi)

522 No aurora here in Apache Junction, but the sky is clear, and the stars are out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:28 AM (P3gRi)

523 Maybe. What happens when the insurance companies are run by wokesters?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 31, 2022 12:23 AM (63Dwl)

Seeing an insurance company more interested in anything more than the bottom line, even for woke, would be like seeing the proverbial Skittles shitting unicorn. Hell, I'd applaud it just out of awe.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:28 AM (8E+wy)

524 You think giving money to Mittens is bad? I have money to McCain in 2000 and 2008.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 12:29 AM (OnfAq)

525 I don't think insurance companies could be run by wokesters. They'd go out of business too fast.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2022 12:30 AM (UuD2k)

526 524 You think giving money to Mittens is bad? I have money to McCain in 2000 and 2008.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 12:29 AM (OnfAq)

Honestly, Hunter using money on hookers and blow seems a better return on investment.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (8E+wy)

527 You think giving money to Mittens is bad? I have money to McCain in 2000 and 2008.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 12:29 AM (OnfAq)

See? It is all your fault!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (P3gRi)

528 "They'd go out of business too fast."
But make up for it in volume!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (jTmQV)

529 Breaking: 2022 is the most important election of our lifetime. And we have to elect Republicans at all costs, even if they are basically Dems who pretend to like guns.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (OnfAq)

530 You think giving money to Mittens is bad? I have money to McCain in 2000 and 2008.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 12:29 AM (OnfAq)

Ever hear the phrase, there's nothing so bad as a reformed smoker?

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (dscaa)

531 Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:28 AM (8E+wy)

Insurance companies are probably the only people that really have an interest in the real statistics of negative events! They may not flaunt their analyses, but their rates will tell you a lot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:32 AM (hOUT3)

532 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

My first vote ever? GWB. I proceeded to, vote for McCain, Romney and Trump.

In 2008 I wanted Alan Keyes or Fred Thompson. In 2012 I wanted Herman Cain, Bachmann, Paul.....anyone but fucking Romney.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:32 AM (YglAn)

533 Camping one night, north of lake Huron, saw the lights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 12:32 AM (qmS3k)

534 Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (8E+wy)



At least that way, someone would be having a good time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:33 AM (hOUT3)

535  Breaking: 2022 is the most important election of our lifetime. And we have to elect Republicans at all costs, even if they are basically Dems who pretend to like guns.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 31, 2022 12:31 AM (OnfAq)

Or even if they are honest in their opinions and say there needs to be common sense laws passed. 2022 is just that important.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:33 AM (8E+wy)

536 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:27 AM (hOUT3)

At this point if you don't know, you're either naive or stupid.

Someone posted this and I've stolen it; Politics is usually taking bad people and dragging them to a position you want because you've threatened their power and money.

Maaaaan that shit is true.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:34 AM (YglAn)

537 ...but you'll have to trust the word of someone whose stated public they have no ethics"? She'll get to be a class action defendant.

Posted by: Bete at March 31, 2022 12:21 AM



My crystal ball sees this person appointed as Chief of Something or Another at some prestigious medical centre right out of med skoo...

Posted by: Zettai at March 31, 2022 12:34 AM (ZZDcC)

538 519: "Omg that was fucking awesome." - Berserker

Withdraws gold snuff box from green satin vest, takes a pinch, sneezes violently, retrieves bag wig from gravy boat. I am delighted that it gave you pleasure, my dear fellow.

Posted by: Paco at March 31, 2022 12:35 AM (njExo)

539
Now this is cool:

https://tinyurl.com/ya5zmuh8

This is map projection of the induced surface geoelectric field produced by the storm. Note that right here over my corner in upstate SC, it gets pretty "hot" (not enough to do any damage) around 2 AM or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:35 AM (Mzdiz)

540 I am sick of all this looking around and judging people on the color of their skin. Really? Being tanner than I am makes you fit to be Vice President? Or a Supreme Court Justice? No it only means that you have more melanin in your skin than I do. What makes you fit to be in a job, any job, is your brains and your ethics and your integrity along with lots of other things, not the amount of color (or lack thereof) in your skin.

Being a 20th generation American, descended from people who built Jamestown, came ashore on the Mayflower, and fought for the Revolutionary

Posted by: Akua Makana at March 31, 2022 12:36 AM (YkUJb)

541 Donations go to select individual conservative candidates that need the money. Trump's picks.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:37 AM (CLkaN)

542
Note that peak E field levels hit about 750 mV/km.

That projection has it hitting that range here.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:37 AM (Mzdiz)

543 Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:34 AM (YglAn)

Right on.
There is another version of that which I cannot find, but it is essentially that it is imperative to make corrupt people/politicans do the right thing by ensuring that the downside for them not doing so will be catastrophic for them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:38 AM (hOUT3)

544 There is another version of that which I cannot find, but it is essentially that it is imperative to make corrupt people/politicans do the right thing by ensuring that the downside for them not doing so will be catastrophic for them!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

"The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing."

-Milton Friedman

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:40 AM (dscaa)

545 Breaking: 2022 is the most important election of our lifetime. And we have to elect Republicans at all costs, even if they are basically Dems who pretend to like guns.
Posted by: Joe XiDen
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Many here will disagree, but reality is reality, someone is going to be elected. I (often reluctantly) vote for the most conservative candidate on the ticket, locally, nationally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 12:40 AM (qmS3k)

546 Being a 20th generation American, descended from people who built Jamestown, came ashore on the Mayflower, and fought for the Revolutionary

Posted by: Akua Makana at March 31, 2022 12:36 AM (YkUJb)

Pretty awesome. The most I can say is my ancestors may have killed Caesar and invented meatballs. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)

547 Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:40 AM (dscaa)[.i][

That's it. But I think my version has merit as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:41 AM (hOUT3)

548 In 2008 I wanted Alan Keyes ...
Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men
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I watched Alan Keyes debate Alan Dershowitz, it was magnificent.
I watched Keyes run against Obama for the senate.
Alan Keyes is one of the worst candidates in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:41 AM (CLkaN)

549 That projection has it hitting that range here.
Posted by: publius,
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Have you noted a date? I've not been paying close attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 12:41 AM (qmS3k)

550 Pretty awesome. The most I can say is my ancestors may have killed Caesar and invented meatballs. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)

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That was one hell of a day's work, too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 31, 2022 12:42 AM (XG2Fi)

551 I am done, burned out, overloaded, and going to call it a night.
Take care good people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:42 AM (hOUT3)

552 529

Yes. Let's keep believing this over, and over, and over....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:43 AM (9uqbB)

553 And then as a further insult to Caesar, they named a salad after him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2022 12:43 AM (UuD2k)

554 Yes. Let's keep believing this over, and over, and over....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:43 AM (9uqbB)


Vote harder COMM, just vote harder and all will be well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:44 AM (hOUT3)

555 Just got done processing maple sap for the night. I'm beat.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:44 AM (5wvSX)

556

The Space Weather Prediction Center has issued an advisory for a "STRONG" geomagnetic storm for 31 MAR 22...

Posted by: Zettai at March 31, 2022 12:44 AM (ZZDcC)

557 Many here will disagree, but reality is reality, someone is going to be elected. I (often reluctantly) vote for the most conservative candidate on the ticket, locally, nationally.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 12:40 AM (qmS3k)
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It is always better to have a Republican in that seat.
People complain about Susan Collins. When Susan retires that seat will be occupied by a Democrat which may be the one seat that loses the majority.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:45 AM (CLkaN)

558 And then as a further insult to Caesar, they named a salad after him.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 31, 2022 12:43 AM (UuD2k)

But it is a pretty good salad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:45 AM (P3gRi)

559 Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:41 AM (CLkaN)

I was 24 lmao.

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 31, 2022 12:46 AM (YglAn)

560 Just got done processing maple sap for the night. I'm beat.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:44 AM (5wvSX)

Ottawa has a few saps that need "processing".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:46 AM (P3gRi)

561 "The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing."

-Milton Friedman
Posted by: ...
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Takes a witty fellow to do that.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:47 AM (CLkaN)

562 >
Ottawa has a few saps that need "processing".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:46 AM (P3gRi)


More than a few. Im too tired to do anything about it tonight

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:49 AM (4kNoB)

563
Note that field strength is about 1.2V per mile. That is, a long conductor a mile long (and oriented just right, of course) would have a voltage of 1.2V induced along it's length.

By comparison, a Carrington level event would generate field strengths of around 1 to 10 V per km in the lower lattiudes ( - 40 to + 40 deg.) It would get up in the 10 to 50V per km range at the high latitudes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:49 AM (Mzdiz)

564 But I think my version has merit as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 31, 2022 12:41 AM (hOUT3)

I have a version that's like your version except it involves meat grinders and plastic. Lots and lots of plastic.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:49 AM (dscaa)

565 554

Except if I vote any harder, I'm going to sprain a thing...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (9uqbB)

566 More than a few. Im too tired to do anything about it tonight

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:49 AM (4kNoB)

Just slap some french toast on it.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (dscaa)

567 Cont.
Army, I was really pissed the other day when asked for my "ethnicity" and was given the choice of white, African-American, Hispanic or Native American. So, thanks to 23andme I could tell them that I am a quintessential American. I am descended from people who came from (from North to south) Denmark, Norway, Scotland, Ireland, Great Britain, HOlland, France, Germany, Switzerland, Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece, Turkey, North Africa, E. Africa and Japan.

An American mutt. Hooray for the millions of American mutts. And for the fortitude of all those who went before to make a country where we were given the opportunity for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness

Posted by: Akua Makana at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (YkUJb)

568 Well, isn't he six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton? He's coming, he's coming...

https://tinyurl.com/4ak5tksd

Posted by: Boswell



That's so funny. Abe Lincoln would be very have a song like that made about him. But he did have Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. An unappreciated gem.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (xpV7z)

569 Midnight rider has came and run
people it's been fun
but it's time to run
g'night

Posted by: Braenyard at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (CLkaN)

570 >
Except if I vote any harder, I'm going to sprain a thing...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (9uqbB)



........Go on.......

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:51 AM (4kNoB)

571 >> Have you noted a date? I've not been paying close attention.

The projected peak was around 2:30 - 3AM UTC 3/31. So it's already happened, actually.

The actual measurements will tell the true story, but when they'll publish 'em, I don't know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)

572 Wasn't the Caesar salad invented at a restaurant of that name in lovely Tijuana? Seem to recall that. Back then there were a few very nice "continental" restaurants in TJ - which was a small, sleepy, friendly, safe place. People here would go down there for a nice French meal at a significant discount.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:53 AM (OTzUX)

573 Muad'dib thanks for putting the sirop d'erable knowledge to me a while back, was relieved to see that "Grade B" yet lives, under a new and ridiculously confusing nomenclature. Just used some in something the other day. Depth of flavor is great.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:54 AM (OTzUX)

574 My pleasure rhomboid

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:56 AM (4kNoB)

575 Muad do you sell out of the house, like they do up in VT and NH?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:56 AM (OTzUX)

576 Wouldn't put too much faith in the business/common sense of insurers, versus political sense. Remember, they wrote Obamacare. These guys know where the bread actually gets buttered in our shell game of a country, and they act accordingly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2022 12:57 AM (SKVme)

577 I don't sell at all. I give the syrup to friends, family, and MoMe's.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 31, 2022 12:58 AM (5wvSX)

578 Wasn't the Caesar salad invented at a restaurant of that name in lovely Tijuana? Seem to recall that. Back then there were a few very nice "continental" restaurants in TJ - which was a small, sleepy, friendly, safe place. People here would go down there for a nice French meal at a significant discount.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:53 AM (OTzUX)

I think you are right. The Caesar cocktail, though, was invented at Caesar's Steak House in Calgary, Alberta, a classy joint favored by the oilpatch high-rollers. I have eaten there once or twice. The steaks are very good indeed. A Caesar cocktail is similar to a Bloody Mary, but uses Mott's Clamato juice, not tomato juice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 12:58 AM (P3gRi)

579 Lucky them, Muad!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 31, 2022 12:59 AM (OTzUX)

580
I see on the updated projection map the red zone peaks were over 1V/km. Red spots here seemed to be over Oconee and another one in NC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

581 https://tinyurl.com/2p8kswd6
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2022 01:01 AM (2JoB8)

582 Then you are a fool.
Posted by: Life Is Simple
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That's what's called invective.
We avoid that.

Posted by: Braenyard

I pity the fool

Posted by: Miklos, thinking of both Mr. T and Johnny "Blue" Bland at March 31, 2022 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

583
Sorry

I meant Bobby "Blue" Bland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstzRJuONVk

Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at March 31, 2022 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

584 I see on the updated projection map the red zone peaks were over 1V/km. Red spots here seemed to be over Oconee and another one in NC.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Not saying it's aliens, but...

Posted by: Miklos, saying it's aliens at March 31, 2022 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

585 I'm an 11th generation North American/American. #1 was a Catholic indentured servant who came over from Middlesex County, England to Boston, Massachusetts in 1640.

We've fought/served in every war, including both sides of The War of the Rebellion/War of Northern Aggression, on up to the first Iraq War.

This country is still the World's great hope, but time is very much limited in our ability to save it from the truly satanic evil that is assaulting it.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 01:08 AM (xpV7z)

586 Wasn't the Caesar salad invented at a restaurant of that name in lovely Tijuana? Seem to recall that. Back then there were a few very nice "continental" restaurants in TJ - which was a small, sleepy, friendly, safe place. People here would go down there for a nice French meal at a significant discount.
Posted by: rhomboid

Yes

Caesar (or Cesare) and his brothers immigrated (legally) from Italy and had several establishments. The one in Tijuana had the additional benefit of being just inside the Mexican side during Prohibition. It's quite a good story.

Posted by: Miklos, historian of the Culinary at March 31, 2022 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)

587 I meant Bobby "Blue" Bland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstzRJuONVk
Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at March 31, 2022 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)

NIce tune, and interesting video.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:08 AM (P3gRi)

588 I see on the updated projection map the red zone peaks were over 1V/km. Red spots here seemed to be over Oconee and another one in NC.
Posted by: publius
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Overcast here, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:08 AM (qmS3k)

589 Well, visiting the ONT is like looking through the best kaleidoscope ever. So very beautiful...
So many fantastic people and conversations.
I love it here!
Time for this girl and her girldog to take a nap.
God willing and the creek don't rise, and I'm welcome, I'll visit with y'all tomorrow night.
Love you guys!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 01:10 AM (9uqbB)

590 Overcast here, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:08 AM (qmS3k)

You could clip your Fluke meter to the clothesline, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:10 AM (P3gRi)

591 I meant Bobby "Blue" Bland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qstzRJuONVk
Posted by: Miklos
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Ah, the Bland band, I remember them from *cough* *cough* years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:10 AM (qmS3k)

592 God willing and the creek don't rise, and I'm welcome, I'll visit with y'all tomorrow night.
Love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 01:10 AM (9uqbB)

Night, CoMM!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:11 AM (P3gRi)

593 Except if I vote any harder, I'm going to sprain a thing...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 31, 2022 12:50 AM (9uqbB)



........Go on.......
Posted by: Muad'dib

I imagine COMM voting like James Brown putting on a show in 1963

Posted by: Miklos, will vote often if possible at March 31, 2022 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

594 Mr. Maud'dib, if you are planning to attend the Nova MoMe this year, I would like to remind you of the invitation to stay at our place.

Save a couple of bucks and see the Virginia swamps.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 31, 2022 01:12 AM (lTSoz)

595
You could clip your Fluke meter to the clothesline, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I used to have (before the last ice storm) an 80M loop antenna. That might have responded. Still have a 40M doublet strung in the attic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:13 AM (qmS3k)

596 I used to have (before the last ice storm) an 80M loop antenna. That might have responded. Still have a 40M doublet strung in the attic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:13 AM (qmS3k)

A doublet. Is that a folded dipole, about 300 ohms impedance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:16 AM (P3gRi)

597 ... Still have a 40M doublet strung in the attic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:13 AM



So... Your pleasure room is in the attic and not in basement?

Kinky...

Posted by: Zettai at March 31, 2022 01:16 AM (E98Rf)

598
Those surface fields aren't too bad for the power system, but you can see if you up an order of magntiude of more, as a 1859 Carrington event would, the grid is toast.

The trouble is those YUGE transformers on the ends of long and medium length transmission lines. On the time scale of 60Hz, a large DC voltage is induced on the phases. For Wye banks, that produces a large DC current flowing through the windings. A transformer is essentially zero impendence to DC current.

Efficient transformers operate just at the knee of the saturation curve (gives you the most capacity bang per buck of iron core needed). So, the AC voltage riding on top of that will drive the cores into saturation on the half cycle, dropping the exciting impendence at 60Hz to nothing as well.

HUGE, non-linear currents will flow, frying the windings in no time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)

599 Still have a 40M doublet strung in the attic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:13 AM



So... Your pleasure room is in the attic and not in basement?

Kinky...
Posted by: Zettai

Ask him about the 49 meter band....

Posted by: Miklos, with lots os Recepption Reports and IRCs somewhere at March 31, 2022 01:19 AM (QzkSJ)

600
So, hopefully we'd have warning if Sol throws another Carrington or worse our way. We'd have to shut the grid down, and hopefully shunt out those big transformers to boot.

If the system was up when it hit, those huge, expensive, not off the shelf transformers would be toast.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

601 HUGE, non-linear currents will flow, frying the windings in no time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Hope you and Miley have one of those hand-cranked Amish microwaves

Posted by: Miklos, relearning the Old Ways at March 31, 2022 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)

602 A doublet. Is that a folded dipole, about 300 ohms impedance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Discussion:

https://tinyurl.com/yckwppyf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:22 AM (qmS3k)

603
I remember Art Bell, years and years ago, going on about some induced DC voltage he had on some of his very long wire antennas he had set up.

It was enough to shock the hell out of him, and did some damage to something, IIRC. He had to do something, basically a DC filter (which is basically a capacitor in series, but that will still pass what you want) and then ground out the DC.

I don't know if ever figured out what the source was, but it was something local.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)

604 It was enough to shock the hell out of him, and did some damage to something, IIRC. He had to do something, basically a DC filter (which is basically a capacitor in series, but that will still pass what you want) and then ground out the DC.

I don't know if ever figured out what the source was, but it was something local.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Hmmm

Art was a Radio Tech in the military, not a beginner

Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Good Old Art Bell days at March 31, 2022 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

605 Efficient transformers operate just at the knee of the saturation curve (gives you the most capacity bang per buck of iron core needed). So, the AC voltage riding on top of that will drive the cores into saturation on the half cycle, dropping the exciting impendence at 60Hz to nothing as well.

HUGE, non-linear currents will flow, frying the windings in no time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)

So...could you protect those transformer with surge arrestors consisting of an LC filter? Big fat capacitor in line between each leg of the line and the transformer, coupled with a big choke coil that has a very high impedance at 60 Hz, but looks like a direct short to ground for DC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:25 AM (P3gRi)

606 A doublet. Is that a folded dipole, about 300 ohms impedance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Essentially a 1/2 wave dipole, with center-fed balun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:25 AM (qmS3k)

607 Essentially a 1/2 wave dipole,


I'm a single Mom working on a Ph.D. in radio physics

Posted by: "Two Pole" Brandi at the Gentlemen's Club at March 31, 2022 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)

608 >> So...could you protect those transformer with surge arrestors consisting of an LC filter?

Yes, you could in theory. They would have to be some big ass capacitors for 60Hz, and you'd have to figure the effects of that on the system as a whole.

I imagine it would be quite expensive to do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)

609 I imagine it would be quite expensive to do that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

We can afford that

Thanks

Posted by: Ukraine at March 31, 2022 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

610 AOP - Better link: https://tinyurl.com/4p247rud

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:32 AM (qmS3k)

611 Yes, you could in theory. They would have to be some big ass capacitors for 60Hz, and you'd have to figure the effects of that on the system as a whole.

I imagine it would be quite expensive to do that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:30 AM (Mzdiz)

Perhaps you could go with something that was too lossy for for regular use, but which could be switched in for short periods when geomagnetic storms were forecast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:33 AM (P3gRi)

612 And that's how George Strait became the King of Country Music.

My sister and I were at that concert. We were at the rodeo for hours, pretty drunk and laughing our asses off at the fancy horses with wig tails. Didn't know before that there were wig tails for horses, but one fell off mid routine and we were on the floor screaming. But mostly we were there to look at the gorgeous wild convicts riding the wild horses and bulls. Eventually George Strait shows up, and that was a very good day.

Posted by: UgalyGirl at March 31, 2022 01:35 AM (EOMcI)

613 AOP - Better link: https://tinyurl.com/4p247rud
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Looks like what I did when I was 14 year old shortwave geek.

I learned everything I knew from Popular Something c. 1970 something.

The length of the antenna had to be according to desired wave band, but there were ways to adjust that.

Posted by: As recalled by Miklos at March 31, 2022 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

614 there were ways to adjust that.
Posted by: As recalled by Miklos
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Yes, but it hertz.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 01:42 AM (qmS3k)

615 Very Quiet

I like quiet

*goes outside to set the dog possums and late night squirrels*

Posted by: iklos, letting the dog make the noise at March 31, 2022 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)

616 Yes, but it hertz.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*ohm...ohm..*

Posted by: iklos, Buddhist Electrical Engineer at March 31, 2022 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

617 Well, my coach is about to empumpkinate. Time for me to hit the sack. night, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 31, 2022 01:46 AM (P3gRi)

618 Yes, but it hertz.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

We'll try harder

Posted by: Avis at March 31, 2022 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)

619 Well, my coach is about to empumpkinate. Time for me to hit the sack. night, horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

G'night

Sorry about the cool and stylish slippers

Posted by: Miklos "Archie" Campbell has some recollection of Rindercella at March 31, 2022 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

620
I was just looking up the series capacitor thing. Yep, that would work, could be done, but the main factor is indeed economics.

Series capacitors are actually used in some cases to cancel line inductance. This is complex thing, actually, and depends on load characteristics.

Transients and faults are a problem as well. Big ass fault on the load side, and the voltage drop across the series caps will be YUGE.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:51 AM (Mzdiz)

621 I am beyond sick and tired of the unending cacophany from the trannies, gay, bi, lesbian etc.

It would be great if they practiced their perversions as I practice my heterosexuality--quietly and with no fanfare.

They are currently intolerable.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2022 01:51 AM (KATBx)

622 I was just looking up the series capacitor thing. Yep, that would work, could be done, but the main factor is indeed economics.

Series capacitors are actually used in some cases to cancel line inductance. This is complex thing, actually, and depends on load characteristics.




Jen Psaki should be asked about this

Posted by: MiklosMedia at March 31, 2022 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

623 It would be great if they practiced their perversions as I practice my heterosexuality--quietly and with no fanfare.

They are currently intolerable.
Posted by: irongrampa

*harrumph of Great Agreement*

Posted by: Miklos, whose business is none of yours at March 31, 2022 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

624 >> Jen Psaki should be asked about this

Kamala, but she may be too busy at her house in the Naval Observatory overseeing the calculations of the passage of astronomical time. It's significant you know.

AOC might have some thoughts on the subject as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

625 Kamala, but she may be too busy at her house in the Naval Observatory overseeing the calculations of the passage of astronomical time. It's significant you know.

AOC might have some thoughts on the subject as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


They are busy figuring out how to spell "longitude".

What it means is for later

Posted by: Miklos, south-southeast of Publius Estates at March 31, 2022 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

626 Howard Cosell was the inspiration for wig tails.

Posted by: klaftern at March 31, 2022 01:59 AM (taPSh)

627 It would be great if they practiced their perversions as I practice my heterosexuality--quietly and with no fanfare.
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Why, it's as if exhibitionism and lack of self-esteem problems are emblematic of the dysphoria.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 02:01 AM (qmS3k)

628 Howard Cosell was the inspiration for wig tails.
Posted by: klaftern

the Monkey

Look at him go

Posted by: Miklos, Sambo as reported by ABC at March 31, 2022 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)

629 It's significant you know.
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And it's what we are doing now, so we need to keep on doing it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 02:03 AM (qmS3k)

630 And it's what we are doing now, so we need to keep on doing it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Preach it.

Posted by: The Chambers Brothers at March 31, 2022 02:04 AM (qmS3k)

631 Why, it's as if exhibitionism and lack of self-esteem problems are emblematic of the dysphoria.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I'm guessing that neither Mike Hammer nor The Missus have nose rings.

Just a guess.

Posted by: Miklos, willing to put some Ukrainian hryna on this one at March 31, 2022 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

632
I'm guessing that neither Mike Hammer nor The Missus have nose rings.

Just a guess.
Posted by: Miklos
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Heh. You should have seen me with the skull staples.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 02:06 AM (qmS3k)

633 Heh. You should have seen me with the skull staples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

You can repurpose those

Posted by: Miklos, thrifty to the point of McCulloch tightfistedness at March 31, 2022 02:08 AM (QzkSJ)

634 Tis time. Too cloudy for aurora lights, dammit.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 31, 2022 02:08 AM (KATBx)

635 Re Kamala's house at the Naval Observatory. I got interested in this. It was originally built for the superintendent of the observatory back the late 1800s.

But, in the '20s, the Chief of Naval Operations appropriated it for himself, and it became the CNO's official residence until the early '70s, when they decided to make it the VP's "official temporary residence".

The USNO is still in charge of determining astronomical time for the US through the NIST. Now, using modern very long baseline "shooting" of quasars, they have mean time down to around 10 microsecond accuracy. Which is damned impressive.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)

636 Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa

Night, IG

Posted by: Miklos, almost sleepy hisself at March 31, 2022 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

637 Normalizing regular old perversion is no longer enough for the Satanic Left. They're like a mental deficient who has recently realized that torturing animals isn't doing it for them anymore and it's time to "move on" to teenage runaways.

The Golden Ring of pedoism has descended and now by golly they are #Standing With It because they will #Stand with anything. And the ones manipulating the strings could not be more pleased with their ugly, glorious creation.

JMO.

Posted by: ... at March 31, 2022 02:13 AM (dscaa)

638
The USNO is still in charge of determining astronomical time for the US through the NIST. Now, using modern very long baseline "shooting" of quasars, they have mean time down to around 10 microsecond accuracy. Which is damned impressive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

In New Orleans, a half hour late is still considered "on time".

Posted by: Miklos, who availed himself at March 31, 2022 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

639 You can repurpose those
Posted by: Miklos
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I have not only the staples, but also the staple-puller. Souvenirs. Makes for interesting show-and-tell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 02:16 AM (qmS3k)

640 I have not only the staples, but also the staple-puller. Souvenirs. Makes for interesting show-and-tell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Medicare is a bit difficult on this

Posted by: Miklosian Phrenology Associates, LLC at March 31, 2022 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

641 Waaay late. Time to shut down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 31, 2022 02:19 AM (qmS3k)

642 Waaay late. Time to shut down.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


But I still got smokes....

Posted by: Miklos, adhering to the Webb Wilder School of Life Philosophy at March 31, 2022 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

643 Did you see where 75 y/o Bill "The Space Man" Lee came out of the stands at a minor league game last week and pitched to a batter?

Man does that bring back childhood memories. The first baseball game I attended in person was at Fenway Park in 1975 when I was 12. Yaz, Rice, Tiant, Lee, Burleson, Doyle, Fisk, Evans, Lynn.

Damn, that was a team!

Posted by: Sharkman at March 31, 2022 12:08 AM (xpV7z)


And the Red Sox still didn't win the World Serious, losing to the Cincinnati Reds of the Johnny Bench era. Sorry, had to say that.

This from a person who was at Shea for Game 6 in 1986. Thank you Billy Buckner's bad knees.

Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2022 02:21 AM (ldL4g)

644 I will cut myself

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

645 Or maybe just pierce something else

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

646 Hair color

Green is so lame now

Suggestions?

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

647 I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY COMMENT WEIGHT

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

648 So like txt me ok?

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:32 AM (QzkSJ)

649 i found some stuff in Gramma's closet

so outrageous

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)

650 I was walking by the TV before and I could swear I saw the retard biden speaking, then taking his jacket off like he was getting ready for bed, and then ask what he was doing on the stage. Did I see that right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

He was gettin' ready to duke it out with Will Smith.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:35 AM (arJlL)

651 I now identify as an "I"NT

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

652 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:35 AM (arJlL)

653 He was gettin' ready to duke it out with Will Smith.
Posted by: JT

Men being so so "masculine"

*decides to change hair color to "Sustainable Algae Green*

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)

654 Open interviews at the IHOP later

My stepfather hates me

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

655 I could work at IHOP

That smell of spilled dried fake maple syrup isn't so bad

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

656 Open interviews at the IHOP later

My stepfather hates me

Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)


My local IHOP closed thanks to 'Rona. From what I read, IHOP may not be around much longer. They are closing a ton of restaurants thanks to the COVID-1984 Dempanic because they really couldn't do takeout.

Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2022 02:47 AM (ldL4g)

657 He was gettin' ready to duke it out with Will Smith.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:35 AM (arJlL)

Maybe he mistook him for corn pop.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2022 02:47 AM (VwHCD)

658 My local IHOP closed thanks to 'Rona. From what I read, IHOP may not be around much longer. They are closing a ton of restaurants thanks to the COVID-1984 Dempanic because they really couldn't do takeout.
Posted by: RickZ

The local is nest to a Waffle House.

No competition.

Posted by: this ONT, returning to a level of Miklosian sanity *hopefully* at March 31, 2022 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

659
Hey Goth Chick INT, your dog collar makes your ass look fat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)

660 I also lost a belly-busting White Castle near me as well. Didn't go there often but sometimes you just gotta have it. Then the pain sets in and you remember why you don't go often. On top of that, they got really expensive for those teeny tiny little burgers.

Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2022 02:50 AM (ldL4g)

661 He was gettin' ready to duke it out with Will Smith.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:35 AM (arJlL)

Maybe he mistook him for corn pop.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Hiya Berserker !

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:51 AM (arJlL)

662 Hey Goth Chick INT, your dog collar makes your ass look fat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Nothing about the piercings or tattoos?

So superficial

Posted by: this INT, with Goth Chick mentality at March 31, 2022 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)

663 Men being so so "masculine"

*decides to change hair color to "Sustainable Algae Green*
Posted by: this ONT, with Goth Chick mentality

Just pay people to blow their nose in your hair.

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:52 AM (arJlL)

664 Ukraine say JT

Posted by: Hiyaskis -A tasty traditional Ukrainain jelly filleded donut at March 31, 2022 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

665 The local is nest to a Waffle House.

No competition.

Posted by: this ONT, returning to a level of Miklosian sanity *hopefully* at March 31, 2022 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)


What's wrong with Waffle House? Crappy food and free entertainment. What's not to love? Cheaper than a dinner-theater, too.

Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2022 02:54 AM (ldL4g)

666 >> Nothing about the piercings or tattoos?

Now that you mention it, that newest eyebrow ring looks like it might be getting infected.

And I think one of those tats is misspelled.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)

667
'Rona seems to have broken the local Waffle Houses up here. Supply and labor problems. Closing early, with take-out only days and shit like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)

668 What's wrong with Waffle House? Crappy food and free entertainment. What's not to love? Cheaper than a dinner-theater, too.
Posted by: RickZ

Hold on now

Posted by: darleen, Charleen, Marleen and Miklos, Waffle Hut Entrepreneurializers at March 31, 2022 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)

669 Ukraine say JT
Posted by: Hiyaskis -A tasty traditional Ukrainain jelly filleded donut

Is Putin still laying mimes there ?

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 02:57 AM (arJlL)

670
Burt's Chili at the WH was one of my favorites. Damn good shit, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 02:57 AM (Mzdiz)

671 'Rona seems to have broken the local Waffle Houses up here. Supply and labor problems. Closing early, with take-out only days and shit like that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally

Was the same here, but back to 24/7 normal months ago

Posted by: Miklos, in a Henruh McMastuh accent at March 31, 2022 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

672
Erratum: that's Bert's Chili.

Sort of like Burt Reynolds vs. Bert Convy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

673 Is Putin still laying mimes there ?
Posted by: JT

I believe he has gone hypersonic

Posted by: Miklos, cupping hands around keyboard at March 31, 2022 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

674 Sort of like Burt Reynolds vs. Bert Convy.
Posted by: publius

GLARE

Posted by: Ernie at March 31, 2022 03:01 AM (QzkSJ)

675 Erratum: that's Bert's Chili.

Sort of like Burt Reynolds vs. Bert Convy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

What about Burt Backarat ?

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 03:02 AM (arJlL)

676 >> Was the same here, but back to 24/7 normal months ago

I haven't checked the one in Fountain Inn in a while. If they're back up to normal, we'll go one night and see if the food is back up to normal as well.

May get the All-Star breakfast with country ham. I used to like to pig out on that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 03:02 AM (Mzdiz)

677 Is Putin still laying mimes there ?

Posted by: JT


Yep. They are silent but deadly.

Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2022 03:02 AM (ldL4g)

678 Erratum: that's Bert's Chili.



Burt was accurate.

That's the sound you make after.

Posted by: Miklos, hand in air TESTIFYING at March 31, 2022 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

679 May get the All-Star breakfast with country ham. I used to like to pig out on that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

Denny's Grand Slam is the competition

But the waitresses there make Darleen look like Miss South Carolina

Posted by: Miklos, hate to say it, but at March 31, 2022 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

680 No aurora spotted here. Darnit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2022 03:08 AM (Dc2NZ)

681 No aurora spotted here. Darnit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Gotta wait for that Aurora's rosy finger bidnis

Posted by: Ancient Greek Poet Miklosious at March 31, 2022 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)

682 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 03:13 AM (arJlL)

683
Yeah, the Fountain Inn Waffle House waitresses were a bit rough around the edges, but they wuz good people.

Just don't get on their bad side. They'd kill you. Before you knew it. But I'm sure you know that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)

684 2020 - Junta
2021 - Plandemic
2022 - WWIII
2023 - Triffids

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2022 03:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

685
Aurora was supposed to be the code name for some super-sekret SR-71 replacement. That may or may not exist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 03:15 AM (Mzdiz)

686 Just don't get on their bad side. They'd kill you. Before you knew it. But I'm sure you know that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

The local Waffle Hut has the cleanest and safest parking lot in town.

Me and the girls run a quality bidnis.

Posted by: Miklos, even Carleen repaid the bail money at March 31, 2022 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)

687 2023 - Triffids
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-

So.

We have something to look forward to

Posted by: Miklos, moderately unoptimistic at March 31, 2022 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)

688 Success is in Lieawatha's bloodline. Her people used every bit of the high cheekbone.

Setting aside the fact that she's full of shit, I'd be fine with a world where Elon Musk is siphoning money out of public schoolteachers' pedo grooming funds to fuel rockets to Mars.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 31, 2022 03:21 AM (MYwnC)

689 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 31, 2022 03:25 AM (sAmhv)

690 Setting aside the fact that she's full of shit, I'd be fine with a world where Elon Musk is siphoning money out of public schoolteachers' pedo grooming funds to fuel rockets to Mars.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Hmmmm

Posted by: CalPERS at March 31, 2022 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)

691 Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum

*sips backatcha*

But not coffee, too early for that

Posted by: Miklos, imbibing as is his wont at March 31, 2022 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)

692 Success is in Lieawatha's bloodline. Her people used every bit of the high cheekbone.

Setting aside the fact that she's full of shit, I'd be fine with a world where Elon Musk is siphoning money out of public schoolteachers' pedo grooming funds to fuel rockets to Mars.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 31, 2022 03:21 AM (MYwnC)


A question that should be asked of Fauxcahontas, but never will: So you say Elon Musk didn't make it on his own, that he received huge investments from the government. Well, you lied to get ahead, to jump the academic line so to speak. Tell me one thing you've created with your white privilege that benefits anyone, other than government red tape?

Posted by: RickZ at March 31, 2022 03:29 AM (ldL4g)

693 Is now Time of Recline.

Talk among yourselves

Posted by: Miklos, teacher identifying as ONT-adjacent at March 31, 2022 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)

694
I'm out too. Thought I'd check back one last time. Kirk out. Scotty, do NOT beam up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 03:36 AM (Mzdiz)

695 The Recline and Fall of the Miklosian Empire.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 31, 2022 03:36 AM (Dc2NZ)

696 396 The non-precious metal fuel cell is promising
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Not if it means we lug hydrogen gas around in our cars. Too many problems, from explosive properties to making metals brittle to porosity.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 31, 2022 03:43 AM (qfLjt)

697 I saw Brittle from Porosity open for Putin's Laid Mimes....

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 03:45 AM (arJlL)

698 Read the Audi article, and it's a fact this Dane didn't buy the feature for his car; but what bothers me is, while the software controls hardware, there exists the real possibility a purchaser is on the hook for maintenance of mechanical hardware they can't use. If a mechanical something malfunctions and throws a CEL, and you didn't buy that thing, but it's installed in your car anyway, what do you do?
I'd be SERIOUSLY pissed off about having something installed on a car that I didn't buy, and can't use, but have a responsibility to maintain anyway.
Maybe that's not how it works, but it doesn't look good to me.

Posted by: Len Neal at March 31, 2022 03:47 AM (43xH1)

699
Kirk not quite out. Re Carrington event. There was a near miss in July 2012 (of all times). Sol did spit out a coronal mass ejaculation of Carrington proportions then, but it just missed us. Sol went Peter North but missed the Earf's face by a little bit.

Had it hit, it would've been a Carrington, with all the fried transformers I was going on about above.

Frequency of these things is not yet known very well. Lower bound is once in a thousand years. Higher bounds are once in a 150 years.

Kirk out for real, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 31, 2022 03:49 AM (Mzdiz)

700 700!

Posted by: m at March 31, 2022 03:56 AM (nIvvp)

701 700!
Posted by: m

Lookitchoo !

Posted by: JT at March 31, 2022 03:59 AM (arJlL)

702 177 Clapton aged like fine wine, IMO. He was a class act, and at his finest, at his Crossroads Festivals. Consummate pro.
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Except for stealing George Harrison's wife. And that only lasted 9 years.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 31, 2022 04:01 AM (qfLjt)

703 Which reminds me: if you want a cheap car, go to Eastern Europe. A few months back I met friends in uh There Somewhere, who had a brand-new Dacia Sandero; I got in the back, and realized the front doors had power windows, the back doors had roll-down handles!
I was like, WTF, I haven't seen that in the USA since what, the 1980s at the latest?! Couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Len Neal at March 31, 2022 04:03 AM (43xH1)

704 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at March 31, 2022 04:07 AM (nIvvp)

705 113 And his schoolteachers probably taught him nothing he's using now.
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Did Musk come to the USA as a very small child, an adult or was he born here? If he was in South Africa during his childhood then the teachers would not have been American and thus irrelevant to this issue.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 31, 2022 04:12 AM (qfLjt)

706 Thanks, MisHum. The mystery click instantly brought me back to 1972, when I was still a youngster of -21 years old.

Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at March 31, 2022 08:00 AM (5whL5)

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