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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report - 3/24/22Joe Biden’s recent Supreme Court nominee Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, whom the president has admitted was nominated in part because she is a woman, stunned listeners on Tuesday when she refused to give a definition of what a woman is. “I can’t. … I’m not a biologist,” Jackson said after Republican Sen. Marsha Blackburn asked her to provide a definition of the word “woman. But for not knowing what a “woman” is, Jackson loves to use the word. Here are 14 times she invokes the fairer sex in just the first two days of her confirmation hearings, plus 34 times she’s used the word in her legal opinions as a judge. . . ” . . . Repeatedly using a word she says she “can’t” define is not a good look for a potential Supreme Court justice. Blackburn should ask Jackson: What did you mean by “woman” all of those times you said and wrote it?Yes, it's all well and good. But had I been up there questioning this fool, I'd have had this exchange: Senator Sefton: “Can you provide a definition for the word ‘woman’?” Judge Jackson: “No, I can’t. I’m not a biologist.” Senator Sefton: "Judge Jackson, are you a woman?" Judge Jackson: “Hummina, hummina, hummina, well, uh, yes.” Senator Sefton: "How can you make that determination if you're not a biologist?" Judge Jackson: “Hummina, hummina, hummina, Norman! Coordinate! Get this cracka' Jew-boy out my face!” At which point Dick Durbin would fling the gavel at me. Somewhere up in Heaven, Paddy Chayefsky is looking down on all this, trying to warn us that his oeuvre was meant as entertainment, not as an instruction manual. Meh, why am I getting worked up over this? In all likelihood, this nightmarish woman will take a seat on the Supreme Court. In a way, I feel sorry for her. Unlike so many who have wasted their lives in prison, dissolution or an early grave as pawns of a political movement and party that have abused them for generations, Jackson has had all the advantages of a system that created the likes of Clarence Thomas and Janice Rogers Brown, who by all rights should be sitting on that court right now were it not for the hideous, grotesque actions of Joe Biden and Dick Durbin among others who have the fucking gall to crow (no pun) about championing the first black woman to the SCOTUS. It's not about race. It's not about sex. It's not about gender. It's not about trivial differentiators, or insane ones like transgenderism, that set a minority apart from, and against, the majority. It's all about politics and whom the Democrats can use as the means to obtain power, either at the ballot box or via a corrupted culture that is overturning society all by itself. Still, all of this begs the question, how could Clarence Thomas have gone one way and Kentanji Jackson the other? Meh, so say by some miracle she doesn't make the cut. There are dozens, even scores of mind-numbed racialist automatons that think exactly like her, waiting in the wings. Democratic pundits, worried about the midterms and Joe Biden’s terrible approval ratings, are sounding the alarm: That dastardly “fringe” is hurting the party. “This whole noisy, identity left” composing “15% of the party” has taken over (James Carville). “The Democrats have to step away from the super wokeness” (MSNBC host Donny Deutsch). But what’s the distinction between super wokeness and ordinary wokeness when the party’s oldest and most mainstream members are all pushing ideas that would have seemed outlandish in the Obama era? Biden offered a Fed nominee who said she wanted to deny credit to the fossil fuel companies that power America, and tried to put an actual Marxist in charge of the currency. Only 10% of the senators in the party spoke out against this. The party’s new legal superstar, Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson, can’t offer a definition of a woman because “I’m not a biologist”? Being moderately woke is like being moderately pregnant. Democrats now view everything in terms of who’s being systematically oppressed. The reasonable view of racism is that there has always been racism in America. The woke translation is that America is defined by bigotry. From there you get to “I have no idea how to distinguish a woman” in about three intellectual moves.And speaking of Justice Thomas, he has yet to be released from the hospital and there's no news on his condition. Ugh. The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World available here.
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WTFO??
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 07:44 AM (yrol0) 2
Not yet.
Posted by: IanDeal at March 24, 2022 07:45 AM (MGjjz) 3
bonjour mes amis de gray.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 07:45 AM (O+7Gz) 4
Yo
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 07:45 AM (BFigT) 5
Thank you, J.J.!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 07:46 AM (3D/fK) 6
Guten morgen horden
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 07:46 AM (lCui1) 7
Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.
Verse for the Day: "I will greatly rejoice in the Lord, my soul shall exult in my God; for he has clothed me with the garments of salvation, he has covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decks himself with a garland, and as a bride adorns herself with her jewels." --Isaiah 61:10 Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2022 07:47 AM (YmKky) Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 24, 2022 07:48 AM (aW5/6) 9
morning horde. coffee is ready. off to the content
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at March 24, 2022 07:48 AM (8D42x) 10
Rachel Levine has a XY chromosomes in all the cells of the body. That makes Levine a man, no matter how much nutjob surgery changes the outward body appearance.
This is stupid. Like the swimming mom, "I'm no vet but I know what a dog looks like" and Levine is no woman. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 07:48 AM (O+7Gz) 11
I think the real reason the left hates Russia is because they abandoned socialism.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 07:49 AM (5kI0z) 12
Taliban renege on promise to reopen schools to girls above Grade Six. Oddly enough.
And... China's foreign minister makes a surprise stop in Kabul to "meet Afghanistan's Taliban rulers." To discuss the girls' school issue, I'm sure. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:49 AM (UHVv4) 13
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 24, 2022 07:49 AM (IUd0M) 14
Hey Senator Durbin, what did the emails contain you received from James Hodgkinson?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2022 07:50 AM (PiwSw) 15
Norks fire their 12th long-range missile into the sea near Japanese waters. Japanese upset about it for some odd reason but Biden will reassure them, I'm sure.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:50 AM (UHVv4) 16
Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ
Pretty sure I mispronounce her name. I'll just call her Justice Melanin. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2022 07:50 AM (EZebt) 17
Happy Thursday, everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at March 24, 2022 07:50 AM (4olE8) 18
Joe Biden's recent Supreme Court nominee Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson, whom the president has admitted was nominated in part because she is a woman, stunned listeners on Tuesday when she refused to give a definition of what a woman is.
Ask her if she can define "race", because that was the other reason she was nominated. Lets see if she goes 0 for 2. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 07:50 AM (O+7Gz) 19
Mornin' Mo-rons!
Posted by: Hawkpilot (Ace-Certified best nic) at March 24, 2022 07:50 AM (ufI4J) 20
Senator Sefton has a nice ring to it...
Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at March 24, 2022 07:53 AM (flINI) Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 07:54 AM (mwOsj) 22
I think the real reason the left hates Russia is because they abandoned socialism. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 07:49 AM Nah, it started when a gay couple left an adopted Russian child in a car and the child died. That upset the Russian people so much they had a moratorium on adoption practices and voted to cut off the supply of infants to the USA. Which put a nip in the bud of that little fad among the gays. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 24, 2022 07:54 AM (dQvv7) 23
hiya
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:54 AM (arJlL) 24
Swiss cops investigate four people found dead and one seriously injured at the foot of a building in lakeside city of Montreux. Suspected group jumpers. Cops won't say if citizens or foreign yet.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:54 AM (UHVv4) 25
Thanks Tonypete !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:54 AM (arJlL) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2022 07:54 AM (SWi3y) 27
The Army is changing several of its fitness test exercises including the dreaded leg tucks in favor of planks because about half of all female soldiers were unable to complete the exercise.
How can we be sure those soldiers are actually "female"? Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 07:55 AM (vrz2I) Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 07:55 AM (arJlL) 29
Senator Sefton: Judge Jackson, are you a woman?
Kunta Kinte Jackson: My name is Toby! More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2022 07:56 AM (Sdlpf) 30
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 07:56 AM (w199+) 31
This decision also reinforces my prediction that no orbital flights will occur out of Boca Chica before summer, and are more likely blocked through November. It also increases my expectation that the first orbital flight might not occur at all in Texas. The longer the Biden administration delays SpaceX's operations there, the greater the chance the entire Starship/Superheavy launch program will shift to Florida.
For those not following the EPA madness, SpaceX in Boca Chica has been hounded by a small group of (primarily out of state) nutjobs worried about the effect of launches on beach grasses. BehindTheBlack speculates the Junta won't let any more launches occur there until after the midterms, because reasons. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 07:57 AM (O+7Gz) 32
20 Senator Sefton has a nice ring to it...
Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at March 24, 2022 07:53 AM (flINI) Something would be very wrong with the world if that were to happen. Or right? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 07:58 AM (s2VJv) 33
Somali suicide bomber kills 15 including a female legislator in a polling station attack. It's like Biden has brought back the '90s!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:58 AM (UHVv4) 34
"U.S. Army's New Fitness Test Boasts Different Standards For Men And Women"
SO if you are a guy and can't cut it, just claim to be a gal. Posted by: fd at March 24, 2022 07:58 AM (vrz2I) 35
I've heard Russians have on average five abortions. If true that will go a long way towards numbing the population against combat deaths and while numbers are going to be hard to pin down especially if Russia wins the rubble they seem to be considerable.
Posted by: torabora at March 24, 2022 07:58 AM (mHhDI) 36
You know, if I wrote a governing administration as inept and just plain stupid as this one - even in a farce - I'd be told it was too over-the-top unbelievable.
I mean, look at the cast sheet: A President who is an obvious dementia patient who loves his icecream. A VP who answers every question with word-salad of pseudo-profundity. A Gay Cabinet member who needed to take several weeks of "Mxternity leave" to "nurse his adopted baby." A Press Secretary who is essentially a pathological liar and conflict avoider. I mean, it's as if the Democrats looked at the old show West Wing and decided "Let's do that for real, but as a satire!" Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 07:59 AM (mwOsj) 37
Call Of Duty to add Snoop Dogg as a playable character in an update next month.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 07:59 AM (UHVv4) 38
The SEC proposal is specifically designed to destroy American capitalism, there is no other explanation. It will triple the compliance cost of every listed company, for no reason other than to satisfy the blood lust of anti-capitalists.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 07:59 AM (5kI0z) 39
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
https://instapundit.com/511301/#respond What? Your Super Duper All-Woke Shield of Progressivism and Knee-Jerk Democrat Voting didn't protect you from the racism and poverty you wanted to inflict on those horrible Deplorables? Anyway- BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 08:00 AM (5NkmN) 40
Even a little bit of thought could have sidestepped the "What is a woman" question. Rattle off some possible rubrics, and briefly expound on how none of them alone are completely satisfactory (at least in her world view). Baffle 'em with bullshit.
Chromosomes are the obvious go to, but genetic disorders exist. Cultural identity is another, but evolving gender traits and roles can make it ambiguous. Et cetera. Bullshit, but at least demonstrate that you can spout off some bullshit to a stock question without beclowning yourself. A weak willed punt like "I'm not a biologist" not only gives the game away that biology is the sine qua non of gender identity, it just makes you look like a fool. Of course, i follow Alinsky here in judging her by her own rules. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:00 AM (6FeV1) 41
Hmm. NYC mayor to announce exemption for athletes and performers from city's vaxx mandate.
I [enlarged heart] NY!!! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:00 AM (UHVv4) 42
41 Hmm. NYC mayor to announce exemption for athletes and performers from city's vaxx mandate.
I [enlarged heart] NY!!! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:00 AM (UHVv4) Well done! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 08:01 AM (s2VJv) 43
The Army is changing several of its fitness test exercises including the dreaded leg tucks in favor of planks because about half of all female soldiers were unable to complete the exercise.
Of course. Because what matters in our armed forces is not their level of physical fitness or combat readiness, but whether or not we're letting soldiers feel good about themselves. Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:01 AM (mwOsj) 44
SpaceX....
I thought Musk through SpaceX was procuring an old drilling rig to repurpose at sea so he could avoid all this bullshit. I don't recall hearing anything about morning to FL. Seems to me the same group would follow SpaceX there and bitch about something else. Unless Musk is stupid enough to think NASA won't put the pinch on him too and elected their facilities to launch from. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 08:01 AM (BFigT) 45
So the Pope says there is no just war. God lead His people to war in the old days.
Is the Pope saying God is unjust? Doesn't that completely undercut the church...as well as other Pope's who've gone to war? Seems the papal committee did as great as search for a candidate as FJB did with Jackson. Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:02 AM (8E+wy) 46
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (UHVv4) 47
Yeah, every good lawyer knows how to dispense with weasels who pretend they don't know a word, can't answer because of definition.
"Tell what you think a woman is?" But, Democrats in DC gigging at the clever dodge doesn't see: Every Democrat this fall is going to be asked, "what is a woman?" Put your truth on display, freaks. And be sure to explain why your party calls Hispanics "LatinX." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (bqxN5) Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (+94U5) 49
Senator Sefton has a nice ring to it...
Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at March 24, 2022 07:53 AM (flINI) I'm still not moving to Rhode Island. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (6FeV1) 50
Is the Pope saying God is unjust? Doesn't that completely undercut the church...as well as other Pope's who've gone to war? Seems the papal committee did as great as search for a candidate as FJB did with Jackson.
Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:02 AM (8E+wy) *** They chose him because he has a white penis Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2022 08:04 AM (flINI) 51
So the Pope says there is no just war. God lead His people to war in the old days.
Posted by: Bete The 'Pope' is not. Benedict is my Pope. DJT is my President. Jesus is my Savior. Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2022 08:04 AM (YmKky) 52
Perhaps some of you remember the name of Marilyn Mosby. She being the twice elected States Attorney for the city of Baltimore.
Despite being one of the very first Soros funded candidates for prosecutor, running on the platform of criminal justice and reform, crime has continued to run rampant in B'More, with the murder rate heading toward another historic high this year. Several weeks ago she was indicted on Federal charges concerning fraudulent statements on a loan application to buy one of her two investment properties located in Florida. And now...it would appear that her Grandfather was not only voting from beyond the grave, but even making financial contributions from beyond the grave. https://tinyurl.com/4pt7c3rk What is interesting is the now very frequent instances of competitive media entities now quoting and referencing the work of their media competitors in this long and twisted series of events. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:04 AM (3D/fK) 53
We doubled down on STUPID:
In the Boston region, 60 percent of students at some high-poverty schools have been identified as at high risk for reading problems twice the number of students as before the pandemic. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 08:05 AM (yrol0) 54
I'm Not a Biologist! > Follow the Science!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2022 08:05 AM (EZebt) 55
Well done!
----------------------- "It was a good advertising campaign," he typed as he hummed the jingle to himself, remembering the past when everything seemed possible but now lays in ruins. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:05 AM (UHVv4) 56
I'm still not moving to Rhode Island.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (6FeV1) *** Rhode Island isn't even a state Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2022 08:05 AM (flINI) 57
When I was just a 300#er, I went solo canoeing and sat on the rear seat. Everything was fine until the wind caught the front of the canoe and used it as a sail. No matter how fast I paddled, I couldn't steer, and ended capsized in the bushes. I think the Democrats are like that. They learn no lessons from their failures, only decide they need to repeat their actions faster, harder, and with more money.
Posted by: Downcast at March 24, 2022 08:06 AM (AEMfu) 58
The 'Pope' is not. Benedict is my Pope. DJT is my President. Jesus is my Savior.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2022 08:04 AM (YmKky) In Hell, DJT is your pope, BXVI is your savior, and Jesus is your president. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:06 AM (6FeV1) 59
Good morning all. Very worrisome that we aren't getting any news on Justice Thomas.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 24, 2022 08:06 AM (nxdel) 60
Rhode Island isn't even a state
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report Wasn't it a Plantation? That's racissssss!! Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2022 08:06 AM (Msys3) 61
Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 08:00 AM (5NkmN)
Something something Chickens something Roost something something... As funny as this is (and it's hilarious), they won't learn the correct lesson from it (meritocracy is a good thing). So they'll either a) accept this as a "cost of being anti-racist" (yes, really - amazing that it costs them nothing, just their children's potential futures) or b) find some way in the future to claim they are part of the victim class. The only hope is that Little Johnny goes to trade school, finds out what real work is like, and decides that these left-wing policies he's been spoon-fed his entire life are stupid and starts being more conservative/libertarian. And that's a slim damn hope. Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:07 AM (mwOsj) 62
So Mariupol is under siege. All the descriptions are what happen under a siege. It ain't pretty, but it is reality.
Oh and if Russians are committing war crimes in targeting civilians, let me know who is standing trial for vaporizing an aid worker and his family in Kabul. Posted by: WiNO at March 24, 2022 08:07 AM (EpDzw) 63
The nominee for Supreme Court can't define or even describe what a woman is. Converting sloth into tragedy is the real American genius.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at March 24, 2022 08:07 AM (cemsp) 64
22-year-old "car-show" shooter arrested in Arkansas that killed one and left 26 wounded.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:07 AM (UHVv4) 65
What is interesting is the now very frequent instances of competitive media entities now quoting and referencing the work of their media competitors in this long and twisted series of events.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:04 AM (3D/fK) Baltimore's always been a shining example of moral rectitiude, just ask the d'Alesandro family.... Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2022 08:08 AM (PiwSw) 66
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 24, 2022 08:08 AM (DUIap) 67
JJ, dude, volume leveling. Walsh is super quiet, so I crank the volume to hear him, then -BOOM- Sefton blowing out eardrums.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:08 AM (R8uWY) 68
Good morning, Hordelings! Thanks, J.J.!
Waiting for a day of rain here in N. Central FL. Mel Gibson is filming Passion of the Christ sequel, and it's going to be huge. Focusing on three days after, a bit of Hell, and of course, the Resurrection. Same actor returning (no pun) as Christ. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:08 AM (OssQ4) 69
There is not going to be any question about where brown-Jackson is going to rule on any Title IX cases that comes before the court. Jackson is going to vote for the tranny. The tucking freak outside shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2022 08:09 AM (qgkm9) 70
67 JJ, dude, volume leveling. Walsh is super quiet, so I crank the volume to hear him, then -BOOM- Sefton blowing out eardrums.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:08 AM (R8uWY) You mean Harry Stein. I asked him to lean in and tried boosting the v's. Oh well. Ride the volume control. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 08:09 AM (s2VJv) 71
I do not care how much they fuck with the army fitness standards. The army exists to serve and protect the regime, not you. You are on your own. And the regime fully deserves a fighting force of lowered standards and inclusion
Posted by: Dusky Piss Flaps at March 24, 2022 08:09 AM (RlHi9) 72
Seven kids sent to hospital in Virginia after being given sleeping pills by another child at a home. [I guess contrasted with 'at school' or the like.]
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:09 AM (UHVv4) 73
"22-year-old "car-show" shooter arrested in Arkansas that killed one and left 26 wounded."
Any photos of the suspect? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:10 AM (3D/fK) 74
Your Dan Crenshaw will never stoop to exposing the insanity of the Democrats by asking his opponent to define a woman, to define a "LatinX," to say why "The Joys of Anal Sex" must be taught to 1st graders.
But your MTG will. And next January, there's going to be a lot more of the latter in Congress Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2022 08:10 AM (bqxN5) 75
Pin the Tail on the Science
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:10 AM (6FeV1) 76
Good morning horde
KJB is a social justice warrior, wouldn't be there otherwise Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 24, 2022 08:10 AM (2KnB1) 77
The Army tried changing its PT test so it was the same for everyone. If women want to serve combat roles, they need to meet the same standards as men. Sounds good on paper.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:11 AM (R8uWY) 78
"Baltimore's always been a shining example of moral rectitiude, just ask the d'Alesandro family...."
Nancy was born into politics and crime. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:11 AM (3D/fK) 79
But what's the distinction between super wokeness and ordinary wokeness when the party's oldest and most mainstream members are all pushing ideas that would have seemed outlandish in the Obama era?
++++ Speed. That's the sole distinction, The older radicals who built up the environment that the younger radicals are now hurtling through at breakneck speed wanted gradual development until the stage was set for sudden victory. The difference is in where they think we are. The younger radicals think the stage is set and it is time to run toward the sudden and total victory they were promised. The old-fashioned radicals think we're not yet quite ready for the final push. It's the difference between Raskin (Biden's failed Fed nominee) and Chomsky (who argued passionately back during the *Obama* administration that the young radicals were pushing too fast and he was worried they might lose the game). The older "moderate woke" types are being dragged along by the younger. I don't think they like it much, but they're in too deep. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:11 AM (DU+/6) 80
I'm not sure which is more depressing: that the Democrat's entire social program seems to be "you're not qualified to do anything yourself - even think" OR that so many people seem to buy into it.
Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:12 AM (mwOsj) 81
Yes, let's just scale down military physical standards to make sure more people get in and accommodate feelz. Cause war will adjust down to that level you can fight at, like a video games difficulty setting.Russia would vouch for that right now.
Posted by: Bete at March 24, 2022 08:12 AM (8E+wy) Posted by: Louhi at March 24, 2022 08:12 AM (vrz2I) 83
Same actor returning (no pun) as Christ.
------------------------- Are the Rolling Stones doing the soundtrack? [A little New Testament humour there.] Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:12 AM (UHVv4) 84
Hiya BenHad !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (arJlL) 85
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
No, I am behind. Was listening to the Walsh episode on the way to work. My truck doesn't have that fancy volume control. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (R8uWY) 86
I kinda wish Jackson would have been honest when she was asked what a woman was. The consistent, honest answer would have been, "it's impossible to know and it doesn't matter. The definition of anything changes based on the needs of the moment. If me being a woman today advances our cause, then I am a woman. If tomorrow I need to be a man, then tomorrow I won't be a woman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (DU+/6) 87
For those not following the EPA madness, SpaceX in Boca Chica has been hounded by a small group of (primarily out of state) nutjobs worried about the effect of launches on beach grasses. BehindTheBlack speculates the Junta won't let any more launches occur there until after the midterms, because reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 07:57 AM (O+7Gz) This is where a good state governor in Texas would put an end to this. Those people would get cited for every traffic violation imaginable. The hotels they stayed at would get midnight fire alarm testing. They would be audited for possible tax evasion. And any EPA official in the state would begin getting the same treatment. Posted by: WiNO at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (EpDzw) 88
I'm not sure which is more depressing: that the Democrat's entire social program seems to be "you're not qualified to do anything yourself - even think" OR that so many people seem to buy into it.
Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:12 AM (mwOsj) ++++ Close, but not quite. It isn't so much that you are unqualified to do anything so much as that the only thing you are worthy of is slavery to them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:14 AM (DU+/6) 89
And speaking of Justice Thomas, he has yet to be released from the hospital and there's no news on his condition.
-- This concerns me deeply. See, I already know this Ketanji racist is going to be confirmed. She's going to be illegitimate, because Biden's "presidency" is illegitimate. Ultimately, lefty for lefty. But if something were to happen to Clarence Thomas, I don't even want to contemplate how earth shattering that would be. We're, and by extension our Constitution, are hanging by the thinnest of threads as a nation as it is. And that's putting it mildly. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 08:14 AM (sVtYq) 90
...or b) find some way in the future to claim they are part of the victim class...
Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:07 AM (mwOsj) Yeah, I suspect we're going to see a huge resurgence of Lizzie Warren's Tribe among these quarters. Break out the Ceremonial Crab Dip and Spastic Macarena Dancing!!! Posted by: naturalfake at March 24, 2022 08:14 AM (5NkmN) 91
85 Posted by: J.J. Sefton
No, I am behind. Was listening to the Walsh episode on the way to work. My truck doesn't have that fancy volume control. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (R8uWY) Oh. Sorry about that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 08:15 AM (s2VJv) 92
Any photos of the suspect?
--------------------------------------- Oddly enough, no, but "Brandon Deandra Knight, of Jacksonville, who has been charged with first-degree battery and aggravated assault." Let's go, Brandon! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:15 AM (UHVv4) 93
Lets not go charging into the valley of death with our junto of fatuous fanatics in command
Old and Busted: Charge of the Light Brigade New Hotness: Charge of the Lightbringer Brigade Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:15 AM (ESjRY) 94
I think a a general rule, the ruling class is composed of foolish, lazy, greedy degenerates who will take the path of least resistance to power and wealth. This is easily exploited by anyone just a little bit not lazy, and completely devoid of scruples. So it only takes a handful of clever and or lucky actors to completely radicalize your ruling class once you've reached a sufficient state of political degeneracy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:15 AM (6FeV1) 95
Yes, let's just scale down military physical standards to make sure more people get in and accommodate feelz. Cause war will adjust down to that level you can fight at, like a video games difficulty setting.Russia would vouch for that right now.
Posted by: Bete Given that DC wants to aim them at us, not our foreign enemies, I find it comforting that they are lowering the standards. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 08:15 AM (5kI0z) 96
No Drive Sundays......sounds more like the never ending attack on Christianity by the left is going into the realm of Covid church shutdowns on steroids. I guess if this gets any traction and some type of enforcement is ordered, the lawsuits reaching the New Improved SCOTUS panel will have lawyers asking "How do you know you're a Christian, you're not a Pope?"
Posted by: Robert17 at March 24, 2022 08:15 AM (aTimx) 97
This is where a good state governor in Texas would put an end to this.
Unfortunately we have Greg Abbot, who was definitely a sheep in wolf's clothing. Now he's the Republican Incumbent, and no one with a real chance is around to challenge him. He's way better than governors in some other states, but he's no Ron DeSantis or Krisiti Noem. Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:16 AM (mwOsj) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:16 AM (R8uWY) 99
.. If tomorrow I need to be a man, then tomorrow I won't be a woman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (DU+/6) It would have been fun to see Durbin "add context" to that one... Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2022 08:16 AM (PiwSw) 100
For those not following the EPA madness, SpaceX in Boca Chica has been hounded by a small group of (primarily out of state) nutjobs worried about the effect of launches on beach grasses. BehindTheBlack speculates the Junta won't let any more launches occur there until after the midterms, because reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 07:57 AM (O+7Gz) ++++ SpaceX is a microcosm of how things change with administrations. SpaceX was ready to go with the Falcon and the Dragon/Crew Dragon capsules during the Obama administration. They more or less constantly had launch windows canceled, faced sudden obstacles to using facilities, saw delays in testing, etc. It probably added 5-7 years to Falcon/Dragon development. Once Trump was in office, most of that official interference ended and they put men in space and were launching quickly and on short turnaround for their new Starship design. Now that Trump is out, we're back to official interference and they're probably six months or so behind where they would have been without the administrative change. There's a reason Musk is working to build a sea-based launch platform. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:17 AM (DU+/6) 101
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:18 AM (Zz0t1) 102
"It would have been fun to see Durbin "add context" to that one..."
Is Little Dickie still holding her hand and clarifying her words for the white folk there? Seems a smidgen racist. But what the hell do I know. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (3D/fK) 103
Just in case you haven't realized it yet, we're fucked. Conservatism is a dying breed. They're winning, bigly.
They control the world. They control the US. They control the media in all forms. We're a massive minority and short of actual war, we will be imprisoned in OUR lifetime. Mark it. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (Zz0t1) 104
Good morning hordelings. Thanks again JJ.
SCOTUS threw out the re-districting maps put forth by Wisconsin Democrats, and upheld the maps put forth by the Republican legislature. Demographics are now a little more in our favor. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (45fpk) 105
Wtf kind of name is ketanji
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (SScvq) 106
you're not qualified to do anything yourself - even think
The first thing you would expect here is for people to be offended...but I can't count the time LIVs have told me I can't disagree with the government line because I'm not a doctor, a lawyers, etc etc And the other part of this, if you are Chinese - your technocratic overlords have overseen a real improvement in your standard of life. If you trace Chinese standard of life from the start of Deng Xiaoping to now it is a significant improvement. But in America if you compare 2022 with say 2008, when the current oligarchy formally came to power, your standard of life has declined in almost every way. We've traded freedom, not for safety and comfort but for idiocy. Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (ESjRY) 107
The new fitness tests for the Army are a joke. They've got bigger plans for us. The Selective Service tweeted yesterday about what they will do with conscientious objectors in the event of a draft. Wonder why they're tweeting something like that now?
https://tinyurl.com/ycyzprtu https://twitter.com/SSS_gov/status/ 1506677659182551040 Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2022 08:20 AM (VhE0u) 108
FJB
And all who support him. Posted by: National Review the Shiny New Jen Rubin of Conservative Urinalism at March 24, 2022 08:20 AM (jV+aN) 109
... But if something were to happen to Clarence Thomas, I don't even want to contemplate how earth shattering that would be. We're, and by extension our Constitution, are hanging by the thinnest of threads as a nation as it is. And that's putting it mildly.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 08:14 AM (sVtYq) ++++ It will happen and it will be a disaster, but not as big a disaster as you think. For the most part, the SCOTUS is aligned against American interests despite Thomas. Without him, the ranks will break and there will be no conservative position on the court to act as an anchor and never again will a single case be won by a conservative, but we're batting a seriously low average anyway. The Constitution and nation are not hanging by threads. Those threads were severed and we've been floating through the air, buffeted by winds on our way down for some time now. Losing Thomas might modestly accelerate that, but the path is already well set. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:20 AM (DU+/6) 110
Looking back on covid and election 2020. Now that thomas is in the hospital take another look at scalia and how he died.
What a coincidence I hope justice thomas has a fantastic security team and doctors. Posted by: Eli Cash at March 24, 2022 08:21 AM (SScvq) 111
No Drive Sundays......sounds more like the never ending attack on Christianity by the left is going into the realm of Covid church shutdowns on steroids.
Absolutely. The ride I take on Sunday is the most important drive of the week. Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2022 08:21 AM (45fpk) 112
Oprah is releasing a movie that shows America just how badly the blacks have been oppressed and were denied EVERYTHING in life to succeed.
It will air. People will watch it. People will believe it. We are fucked. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:21 AM (Zz0t1) 113
He's way better than governors in some other states, but he's no Ron DeSantis or Krisiti Noem. There are supposedly 28 Republican governors. Outside of DeSantis how many of them are making a positive difference. Hell, how many of them have you heard ANYTHING from? Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:21 AM (ESjRY) 114
Wtf kind of name is ketanji
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (SScvq) You can't throw a stone at an African phone book without hitting one. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:22 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 08:22 AM (sVtYq) 116
Losing Thomas might modestly accelerate that, but the path is already well set.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:20 AM (DU+/6) Losing Thomas will make the Court incontrovertibly ridiculous, and ultimately accelerate the erosion of public trust in our failed institutions. If it can happen fast enough to minimize the literal and figurative rubble and minimize the likelihood of violence being necessary to dislodge the ruling junta, so much the better. They're heightening their own contradictions for us. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:23 AM (6FeV1) 117
you're not qualified to do anything yourself - even think
When I think back to my childhood, one thing that set me apart from most of my peers was my refusal to accept that I needed to rely on experts. That trait has stayed with me my entire life. I will listen to those with training, let them explain facts to me, think about their recommendations, but I always reserve the right to make my own decisions. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 08:24 AM (5kI0z) 118
The first thing you would expect here is for people to be offended...but I can't count the time LIVs have told me I can't disagree with the government line because I'm not a doctor, a lawyers, etc etc
Oh, lordy, yes. "I think a doctor would know more about it than you do." 1 - Why? Most doctors are not hematologists or histologists. The fact is, your GP often doesn't know what's wrong with you when they prescribe medicine. They know a list of things that could be wrong with you and just pick the most likely one. Lucky for us, most drugs are pretty broad acting, so as long as they're close, you'll get better. 2 - Why would you assume a *GOVERNMENT PAID* doctor would be telling you anything other than what the government wants you to believe? He has a mortgage to pay, too. 3 - If anyone in authority ever tells you something that simply defies common sense, there's a good chance they're wrong. Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:24 AM (mwOsj) 119
The Real "Reset" Is Coming
You want Washington building a country centered on liberty You'll settle for Pinochet cleaning things up with his express helicopter service You'll get...Ms Lindsay Graham showing the belly Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:24 AM (ESjRY) 120
House Democrats Push Biden to Extend Student Loan Freeze Through the End of the Year
** But also simultaneously "just buy a $50,000 Tesla" Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:25 AM (yblBL) 121
https://twitter.com/SSS_gov/status/ 1506677659182551040 Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2022 08:20 AM (VhE0u) Have cock, will suck. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:25 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 24, 2022 08:25 AM (Spr0s) 123
The medical profession by and large is one of the most complete expressions of the Dunning-Kreuger effect in American life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:25 AM (6FeV1) 124
Oprah is releasing a movie that shows America just how badly the blacks have been oppressed and were denied EVERYTHING in life to succeed.
It will air. People will watch it. People will believe it. We are fucked. Posted by: Sponge - FJB Docs always tell me the best way to heal a wound: keep picking at it. Oh wait. No, they dont. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:25 AM (OssQ4) 125
If me being a woman today advances our cause, then I am a woman. If tomorrow I need to be a man, then tomorrow I won't be a woman."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:13 AM (DU+/6) Concur. I could float off this floor like a soap bubble if I wish to. I do not wish to, because the Party does not wish it. You must get rid of those nineteenth-century ideas about the laws of Nature. We make the laws of Nature. More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 24, 2022 08:26 AM (Sdlpf) 126
**
But also simultaneously "just buy a $50,000 Tesla" Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:25 AM (yblBL) That will soon cost $85,000 because of the lack of nickel. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:26 AM (Zz0t1) 127
Alright. Gotta get my lazy bones to work.
Posted by: AllenG #Texit at March 24, 2022 08:27 AM (mwOsj) 128
Seems a smidgen racist. But what the hell do I know.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (3D/fK) "Chairman time" https://is.gd/1zJHZi Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2022 08:27 AM (PiwSw) 129
Yes; No drive Sundays is an attack on the church and Christianity. The church I serve dates from the 1850's, but it's not as if we lived in the 1850's, everybody lived in the community and (d'oh) cars hadn't yet been invented. If we're going to have "No drive Sundays" to save gas perhaps the Biden administration can issue us all a horse and buggy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 08:27 AM (EE+QM) 130
"The statement noted that estimates from Ukrainian officials and United Nations officials put the number of civilians killed well into the thousands, including more than 2,400 civilian deaths in the in the besieged city of Mariupol."
This is beyond stupid. Two take aways here: 1) In view of the 2020 Riots in the former United States (FUS), how does this materially differ from a Peaceful Protest? 2) The FUS lost big time in Afghanistan and other countries due to the Woke idea that when in a War that is allegedly worth fighting, its important to give your enemy every opportunity to define what is off-limits, and when they don't do that, then you allow women's studies majors to identify and continually expand that definition. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 08:27 AM (lD3vL) 131
If Jackson can't tell you what a woman is, she can't tell you what a child is, which explains her leniency when it comes to child predators.
Posted by: p-squared at March 24, 2022 08:28 AM (0CzL1) 132
VDH:
In truth, we are about to see a radical reset - of the current reset. It will be a different sort of transformation than the elites are expecting and one that they should greatly fear. ... What will replace it is a return to what until recently had worked. ++++ I love VDH, but this is preposterous wishcasting. He is likely not wrong about the former, though he may be optimistic on timing. There will be a major pushback that will result in failure. What comes next, though, will *not* be a Great Restoration. When the perversion that America and the West have become finally fails and is destroyed, what will replace it will be something else. It will be a third condition, neither this nor the previous. There is no such thing as a return to the status quo ante. It never happens and will never happen. What will replace this when it is all over will be something else. If they win, it will be technocratic totalitarianism. If they lose, it will be something unfamiliar. My bet is on pseudo-monarchy, but who knows. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:28 AM (DU+/6) 133
NY Post headline:
Indiana Pacers Fan Allegedly Called Center Jusuf Nurkic's Late Grandmother "A Bitch" Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 08:28 AM (m45I2) 134
So it looks like the goal is to put Biden Bucks in our tanks?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:28 AM (3D/fK) 135
$100 for gas? That's 2 fill-ups. Whoa, be still my heart.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2022 08:29 AM (45fpk) 136
So I finally got around to reading through Jeff B's twitter thread complaining about his delayed-speech son not getting proper speech therapy because masks and that his son was sent home from speech therapy with a mask tied to his face:
twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/ 1506655838877929473 You know what not one person in that thread reminded him? That he wanted it. That he voted for it. That this is his decision, and these are the outcomes of his decision. We are a society that pretends things just happen to people. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:30 AM (yblBL) 137
And we are transitioning from No-Nut-November to No-Drive-Sundays?
Seems like the Left is a suicide pact. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:30 AM (3D/fK) 138
Does that number of Ukrainian civilians killed include those killed by the Ukrainian military as well, because they have been shelling Ukranian Donbass for several years now.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 08:30 AM (5kI0z) 139
$100 for gas? That's 2 fill-ups. Whoa, be still my heart.
Posted by: grammie winger ** That's not even one fill up for probably 1/3rd of the country. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:31 AM (yblBL) 140
Poll: Majority Believe World Is Less Stable Since Joe Biden Assumed Office
The poll conducted at the beginning of March asked 1,318 adults if the world under Biden's presidency is more or less stable. Fifty-one percent said the world is less stable under Biden, while 24 percent said it was more stable. Eighteen percent of the world had not significantly changed. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:31 AM (UHVv4) 141
When I think of the tribulations in the bible, I think things today are still good times.
It's going to get bad beyond our modern understanding, we have all grown up in luxury compared to human history. Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2022 08:31 AM (fvJFK) 142
Re: that opening para...BRAVO!
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2022 08:32 AM (cTCuP) 143
Clarence Thomas is still in the hospital.
Pray for Justice Thomas and pray for America. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (+94U5) ******* Amen! Everyone please pray for Justice Thomas. Posted by: redridinghood at March 24, 2022 08:32 AM (NpAcC) 144
Yes; No drive Sundays is an attack on the church and Christianity.
Muslims and Jews notably left alone. Its the latter that causes suspicion to your accusation. It may be that the people we are dealing with are so inbred stupid that for even/odd "remedies" they can't deal with a hebdomad week and are confused by fortnights or considering rotating weekdays, such that Even is always M/W/F and Odd can never be anything other than Tu/Th/Sa. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 08:33 AM (lD3vL) 145
What's this No Drive Sundays talk? Is a law really in the works?
They're going to have to triple the number of police cars driving if they want to enforce it. Kinda self-defeating. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:33 AM (OssQ4) 146
The Selective Service tweet...
Yea, I think that's the product of a mid-level bleeding heart liberal who's in the Selective Service's media department and decided to go off the reservation and put out that garbage. The government used to have pretty tight media relations. Typically only certain people would be permitted to discuss issues in public. Then, as digital media evolved, the "press offices" grew larger to include social media. Several months ago there was a host of pro-trans shit coming out of "official" Army, Navy, Marine, Air Force accounts. Whether or not those messages were sanctioned at the top or by the "real" media relations people and not some mid-tier staffer is open to debate. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 08:34 AM (BFigT) 147
Ukraine has drafted all men in their country to fight.
Did everyone see they are including trannies in this? A number of male->female trannies have tried to flee with the actual women and children and the Ukes have forced them back to go join the fight. Please, please, please someone ask Joe Biden what he thinks of this. Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:34 AM (ESjRY) 148
That will soon cost $85,000 because of the lack of nickel.
* We literally *just* got an email from Starlink (Elon's Tesla side hustle) that their prices are going up across the board by 10% because of rampant inflation. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:34 AM (yblBL) 149
Oprah is releasing a movie that shows America just how badly the blacks have been oppressed and were denied EVERYTHING in life to succeed.
It will air. People will watch it. People will believe it. -- If it's any consolation, it's just another broadcast in a never-ending stream of relentless "America sucks and blacks are horribly oppressed" shows designed to keep the hatred ramped up to 11. TBH, unless you're one of those who drink up that garbage like it's your lifeblood, most people are thoroughly sick and tired of being pummeled with that crap. The virtue-signalling yard signers will tune in. Blacks will tune in because they live and breathe this stuff. Everybody else is sick of it. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 08:34 AM (sVtYq) 150
Dems have always been good at ignoring reality and getting away with thanks to MSM collusion. But this whole thing with trannies gender confusion, denying biological women exist while simultaneously glorifying them, birthing persons etc... is just an insanity too far. There is no way to reconcile their delusions with reality and make it work, even on paper.
Question is, will the LIV voters finally notice and say "Fuck this shit" ? I'm not optimistic. Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 08:34 AM (MxEKc) 151
Re: no drive Sunday, how many cars on the road have that system where they can remotely disable your car if it's reported stolen?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:35 AM (6FeV1) 152
135 $100 for gas? That's 2 fill-ups. Whoa, be still my heart.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2022 08:29 AM (45fpk) Lets Go Brandon https://photos.app.goo.gl/B5F1GNBNKdHfLpPL7 Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 08:36 AM (yrol0) 153
Great job, J.J., as usual.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 08:36 AM (5pTK/) 154
Can Affirmative Action Jackson explain what the constitution is?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:36 AM (R8uWY) 155
The same people who want "no drive Sundays" are
The ones that insisted that is was too dangerous to keep the church open or said "Why can't you worship online to help save a life?" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 08:36 AM (EE+QM) 156
151 Re: no drive Sunday, how many cars on the road have that system where they can remotely disable your car if it's reported stolen?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:35 AM (6FeV1) No drive Sundays also keeps the people out of Church. a 2fer! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 08:36 AM (yrol0) 157
Well, I won't be replacing my canceled Visas with MC then...
||Pelham @Resist_05 MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.. once you reach your limit you can no longer purchase|| ...and I'm sure that'll apply to the mega-rich too. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:37 AM (UHVv4) 158
It's comical that, as Democrats have stoked racial strife and black on __________ violence to levels unheard of in decades, you turn on the TV and every commercial is a mixed couple, and there are bumbling white men waiting on their intelligent black wives to help them hang ceiling fans and turn the stoves on everywhere you look.
While in the real world people are dying, and even Oprah is trying to get more people killed. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:37 AM (yblBL) 159
They wanted a $15 minimum wage. Soon it is going to be worth less than the old minimum wage.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:37 AM (R8uWY) 160
Re; No Drive Sundays
Wasn't there news recently about the NTSB or some such agency regulating that all cars produced after 2025 have kill switches? It really isn't much of a stretch to see a "progressive" government in the future just hitting the switch on Sundays. It'll be justified by the theoretical number of traffic fatalities saved, and of course saving of mother Gaia. Posted by: Daisy Cutter at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (nFUmW) 161
Lia Thomas breaking the gender bar, is exactly like Al Jolson breaking the color bar.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (ZEHVO) 162
Hummina, hummina, hummina, Norman! Coordinate! Get this cracka' Jew-boy out my face!
JJ, Imma cracka, you're a matzo ball. Lets stay in our respective lanes. Mmmkay? Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (4vi12) 163
No drive Sundays also keeps the people out of Church. a 2fer! Posted by: rhennigantx I personally think that is the only reason. The purported fuel savings are only a legal excuse. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (5kI0z) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (5pTK/) 165
"They wanted a $15 minimum wage. Soon it is going to be worth less than the old minimum wage."
All is going exactly as foretold. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (3D/fK) 166
Question is, will the LIV voters finally notice and say "Fuck this shit" ? I'm not optimistic.
On the one hand, if COVID mania didn't wake them up...what would? On the other hand I see the junta telling people living paycheck to paycheck that they need to buy a new electric car, stop eating meat, and starve their pets. They HAVE to see who is causing them this pain right? Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:39 AM (ESjRY) 167
When Donald Trump got elected in 2016, marquee journalists announced partisan reporting would have to displace the old, supposedly disinterested approach to the news.
There is a common theme here. ++++ Yes, and that theme is Marcuse: Liberating tolerance, then, would mean intolerance against movements from the Right and toleration of movements from the Left. As to the scope of this tolerance and intolerance: ... it would extend to the stage of action as well as of discussion and propaganda, of deed as well as of word. ... Withdrawal of tolerance from regressive movements before they can become active; intolerance even toward thought, opinion, and word, and finally, intolerance in the opposite direction, that is, toward the self-styled conservatives, to the political Right ... When tolerance mainly serves the protection and preservation of a repressive society ... it must begin with stopping the words and images which feed this consciousness. To be sure, this is censorship, even precensorship, but openly irected against the more or less hidden censorship that permeates the free media. This ain't new. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:39 AM (DU+/6) 168
Trust, it will be something like 'no drive Sunday' that will be the match.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:39 AM (oWBc3) 169
Also I can hardly wait for one of, if not THE richest TV woman in America, who is also black, to lecture me about success while I try to budget to pay for food for my two kids.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:39 AM (yblBL) 170
Why does the selective service tweet? Why do they pay someone to tweet. And who follows selective service tweets?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:39 AM (R8uWY) 171
164 The White House and the FBi is warning of cyber attacks?
I should believe those people why? ----------------- Cuz our norms. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:39 AM (4vi12) 172
"No drive Sundays" to save gas perhaps the Biden administration can issue us all a horse and buggy ?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 08:27 AM (EE+QM) Maybe we can have a "no government summer" or something where they all go play a nice rousing game of hide and go fuck yourself for a few months. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) 173
anyone heard anything on Clarence Thomas ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 24, 2022 08:40 AM (us2H3) 174
Oprah pushing CRT, here is my shocked face
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 24, 2022 08:40 AM (2KnB1) 175
"They wanted a $15 minimum wage. Soon it is going to be worth less than the old minimum wage."
All is going exactly as foretold. * Yep. And auto techs and other decent jobs making $25/hour and doing pretty well got caught in the swell and they're making the equivalent of minimum wage, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:40 AM (yblBL) 176
MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.. once you reach your limit you can no longer purchase
...and I'm sure that'll apply to the mega-rich too. Posted by: andycanuck What a brilliant plan - advertising a product in such a way as I know beforehand not to want it. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2022 08:40 AM (5kI0z) 177
161 Lia Thomas breaking the gender bar, is exactly like Al Jolson breaking the color bar.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (ZEHVO) blackface bad pinkface gooderer Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 08:41 AM (yrol0) 178
> Wasn't there news recently about the NTSB or some such agency regulating that all cars produced after 2025 have kill switches?
____________ I think it was an interlock to cut down/stop drunk driving. Whether it would used as a "kill switch" by the feds for whatever reason they see fit is probably academic at this point. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 08:41 AM (BFigT) 179
"while I try to budget to pay for food for my two kids."
Consider getting rid of one of your children, and replacing them with an electric child. -The Left. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:41 AM (3D/fK) 180
Great. We will have karens screaming at people for driving on Sunday. Following them in their own car to yell at them for driving. All while live streaming on FB.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:41 AM (R8uWY) 181
Lia Thomas breaking the gender bar, is exactly like Al Jolson breaking the color bar.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 24, 2022 08:38 AM (ZEHVO) The fact that they're saying he should be treated like Jackie Robinson means we're having a tire iron shortage and Insom needs to step up his game. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) 182
blackface bad
pinkface gooderer Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 08:41 AM (yrol0) OK, give me a few minutes... Posted by: NBC Photoshop expert at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (PiwSw) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (lCui1) 184
Good grief, the Deep State is talking about playing regime change with a nuclear power?
Dangerous idiots, one and all. The people of the USSR may not be fond of the war in Ukraine but I'd hazard a guess they'd be even less fond of the US moving to get rid of Putin. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (5pTK/) 185
No Drive Sundays? Girlfriend, please.
How about No Drive Streets? There are still many many streets here closed to vehicles. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (EZebt) 186
No; I really don't thinks lots of people will tune into Multi millionaire Oprah's movie on the systemic oppression of blacks. White leftists will applaud it, of course and angry AA race baiting media types, but your average person isn't going to the movies .as much (There were three in the showing for Batman when FenSpouse and son went) and if they go they want to be entertained. She should have produced another Wakanda movie.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (7Tlk0) 187
@Resist_05
MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.. once you reach your limit you can no longer purchase ... Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 08:37 AM (UHVv4) ++++ Just as the SEC is set to start requiring "carbon production" figures in mandatory filings. Not that any of it can be calculated. It's like the opaque and arbitrary absurdity of a "Value-Added Tax" (VAT), just on steroids. The creeping influence and requirements of the "Environmental, Social and Governance" (ESG) movement are pernicious to the extreme. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (DU+/6) 188
No-drive Sundays won't hurt Hobby Lobby's sales.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (45fpk) 189
Aren't credit cards made out of plastic... which is made out of...?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (R8uWY) 190
Whether it would used as a "kill switch" by the feds for whatever reason they see fit is probably academic at this point.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 08:41 AM (BFigT) "That broken bottle isn't actually a knife", said no one in a bar fight ever. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (6FeV1) 191
176 MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.. once you reach your limit you can no longer purchase
...and I'm sure that'll apply to the mega-rich too. --------------- This smells of Larry Fink. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (4vi12) 192
> MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint...
_______________ I presume buying gas is bad. Buying "Beyond Meat" is good. But... you typically buy one to get the other. Even if it's delivered. U.N. = stupidity at eleventy. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (BFigT) 193
Maybe we can have a "no government summer" or something where they all go play a nice rousing game of hide and go fuck yourself for a few months.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB I like it Also, " no tax fiscal year" Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 08:44 AM (lCui1) 194
There is a BLM supporter in my area, I see him frequently, that stand at major intersections with his signs and weird clothes and hair, doing a odd, dance and jumping around. Day after day, at least a year now. He gets lots of honks of approval but I'd like to believe most people are thinking
1. This is BLM? 2. Why isn't he working? At least in a normal world anyway. Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 08:44 AM (MxEKc) Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 08:44 AM (48cDc) 196
MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.. once you reach your limit you can no longer purchase
**" Tell me this is satire Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 08:44 AM (lCui1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (3D/fK) 198
Can you buy MC carbon offsets? I bet there is a way they are making money off of this.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (R8uWY) 199
Tell me this is satire Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 08:44 AM (lCui1) ---------------- It's no longer satire; it's prophecy disguised as satire. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (5pTK/) 200
NASCAR races will be exempt.
"Sports broadcasts will proceed as usual! Shut up! Be happy!" -- Ice-T, "Shut up, be happy!", a piece of prophecy from an unlikely source. youtube.com/watch?v=jHPx0kS6YbU Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (OssQ4) 201
Aren't credit cards made out of plastic... which is made out of...?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (R8uWY) Pig shit and unicorn farts. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (Zz0t1) 202
I wonder how the NFL feels about "No Drive Sunday?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 08:46 AM (5pTK/) Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:46 AM (OssQ4) 204
No; I really don't thinks lots of people will tune into Multi millionaire Oprah's movie on the systemic oppression of blacks.
-- I actually think oppressed Oprah is a $billionaire. Which puts a nice, ridiculous cherry on the top of it all. Maybe she'll interview $multimillionaire and former president oppressed Obama. Or a whole litany of rich, successful blacks who can commiserate on how awful America has been to them. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 24, 2022 08:46 AM (sVtYq) 205
192 > MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint...
-------------------- Great argument for cash. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:47 AM (4vi12) 206
No drive Sundays, all those NFL cities, all those expensive stadiums. That's either a tear of joy or my allergies
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:47 AM (oWBc3) 207
Pig shit and unicorn farts.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (Zz0t1) Those are just down stream from bacon and magic! Posted by: Boswell at March 24, 2022 08:47 AM (5iUNf) 208
Good morning!
They say the left can't meme, but in this case. . . its creator was unintentionally a little too on the nose? https://tinyurl.com/yku5afrp Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:48 AM (MmndN) 209
> Can you buy MC carbon offsets? I bet there is a way they are making money off of this.
____________ If they are making money off this, we can too. Invest. Become majority shareholders and burn the fucking thing to the ground. Salt Scatter etc. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 08:48 AM (BFigT) 210
Aren't credit cards made out of plastic... which is made out of...?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:43 AM (R8uWY) ++++ Try to be a little less suburban and a little more cosmopolitan, CAT. It's clear that the physical credit card will soon be a thing of the past. It is already technically unnecessary as it could be app-driven and make use of near-field communication facilities in your mobile phone. The waste of physical cards is only needed because of regressive and change-skeptical consumers. As we move further into our environmentally-friendly future, these will be done away with. There will be merely one device - your mobile phone - that is connected to all commercial, financial, identification and state-related functions. The small environmental implications of this single device are still present, but more than offset by efficiency and environmental gains made elsewhere through the elimination of unnecessary, redundant and duplicative systems. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:49 AM (DU+/6) 211
-- Ice-T, "Shut up, be happy!", a piece of prophecy from an unlikely source.
youtube.com/watch?v=jHPx0kS6YbU Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (OssQ4) Woof. I hadn't heard that in quite some time. I never imagined it would be something that would happen in real life. Here it comes. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:49 AM (Zz0t1) 212
Pinkface!
That's brilliant Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (lCui1) I got it from here Cannot remember who! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 08:49 AM (yrol0) 213
How about No Drive Streets? There are still many many streets here closed to vehicles.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2022 *** There are many many streets in Da Swamp which *ought* to be closed to vehicles and to human sight. They are as cracked and split as neglected toenails. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 24, 2022 08:49 AM (txdEq) 214
206 Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:47 AM (oWBc3)
The National Forensics League either got a lot more popular or you mean the archaic and violent game of armored rugby the left wants banned. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:50 AM (Lzpvj) 215
>>> MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.
Translation: MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint and then automatically becomes deactivated when you've exceeded your weekly carbon rations. Social credit system by another name. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:50 AM (MmndN) 216
I wonder how the NFL feels about "No Drive Sunday?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 08:46 AM (5pTK/) All roads will be blocked accept those to stadium. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:50 AM (Zz0t1) 217
Yes; I thought after I wrote it I was underestimating her wealth, but I don't really think it means a lot. As it doesn't when Pelosi and Obama yammer on about global warming. These policies on global warming can be enacted, of course, but everyone knows the filthy rich leftists are hypocrites.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 08:51 AM (H9u37) 218
106 Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (ESjRY)
You can't post, you are not a journalist. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:51 AM (Lzpvj) 219
Translation: MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint and then automatically becomes deactivated when you've exceeded your weekly carbon rations.
Social credit system by another name. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:50 AM (MmndN) Imagine being locked out of your electric car because of a bad tweet. That's what's coming. Posted by: blaster at March 24, 2022 08:52 AM (9otr5) 220
We've traded freedom, not for safety and comfort but for idiocy.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2022 08:19 AM (ESjRY) ++++ I think it started as that safety and comfort thing. They would pull us out of the financial crisis and remake society for the betterment of all. That was the sales pitch. By the time reality became known, it was more about fear. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:52 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: pookysgirl, memologist at March 24, 2022 08:53 AM (XKZwp) 222
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 08:45 AM (OssQ4) Yup - the line that always jumped out at me, with regard to Americans, is "THE COMFORT YOU DEMANDED IS NOW MANDATORY," and nothing sums up the whole "own nothing and like it, get in your Metaverse pod, and eat your Soylent" crowd better. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 08:53 AM (Zhwz2) 223
If they are making money off this, we can too. Invest. Become majority shareholders and burn the fucking thing to the ground.
Salt Scatter etc. ----------------- You know they have access to the Fed Window for operating cash, don't you? Its Joe Biden's Loan Shark State at work. They can never lose. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:53 AM (4vi12) 224
217 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2022 08:51 AM (H9u37)
The only way we can have racial, social, sexual, and sartorial justice is through the denial of economic opportunity to the disfavored..... //Kendi X Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:53 AM (Lzpvj) 225
Wasn't there news recently about the NTSB or some such agency regulating that all cars produced after 2025 have kill switches?
* It makes sense when you start to understand that your car's battery isn't really yours, but will be storage for the power company. They'll decide if they can let you drive or not. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (yblBL) 226
Imagine being locked out of your electric car because of a bad tweet.
That's what's coming. ----------------- Buy a used car that doesn't surveil and report on you. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (4vi12) 227
Social credit system by another name.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:50 AM (MmndN) ++++ Yes, of course. Social Credit schemes here aren't going to be like they are in China. It won't be the Party dictating who does what and who is restricted from what, etc. It will be the companies with their ESG goals as dictated by their woke boards that will do the enforcement. If you don't want to participate, you won't have to. You'll just have to pay a lot more for everything you buy and do and will be limited to where you can live. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (DU+/6) 228
I so appreciate Mr. Sefton, or the Senator if he so prefers, but I admit that there are some mornings after reading when I feel more tired than just being near 70 allows. Time for chores nonetheless. Heavy sigh.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (oWBc3) 229
"Imagine being
That's what's coming. *Suggested edit Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (3D/fK) 230
225 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (yblBL)
That pill is not yours it belongs to the pharmacist, you just rent it. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (Lzpvj) 231
Since the DOJ has gone full NKVD, how long until we find out that, like Lavrenti Beria, Merrick Garland has the corpses of teen age girls buried in his flower garden?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (ZEHVO) 232
>>@Resist_05
MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint.. once you reach your limit you can no longer purchase They want us to move to digital currency, yet keep telling up how easily digital currency can be controlled by others/outside forces. Why would you give up paper money and coins knowing that a digital dollar could be restricted in all sorts of ways on the whims of bureaucrats* and banks? Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (MmndN) 233
The only way we can have racial, social, sexual, and sartorial justice is through the denial of economic opportunity to the disfavored.....
//Kendi X Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:53 AM (Lzpvj) ++++ It isn't about us winning, it's about them losing. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (DU+/6) 234
It makes sense when you start to understand that your car's battery isn't really yours, but will be storage for the power company. They'll decide if they can let you drive or not. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (yblBL) Tesla showed you what's coming by pushing that cute update to your car where it started playing Christmas music and flashing lights and rolling down windows without any interaction from you whatsoever. ISN'T THAT CUTE!!! Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) 235
Wow, what a thought!
The cabal wants WAR! because they can crack down with force any dissent here at home. But will DC survive? Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (Cfk8j) 236
NCAA announces new inspirational motto for women's swim meets that include "women" with penises:
Where there's a Will, there's a wake! Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (m45I2) 237
Translation: MasterCard and the United Nations have joined forces to produce a credit card that measures your carbon footprint and then automatically becomes deactivated when you've exceeded your weekly carbon rations.
Social credit system by another name. Posted by: Lizzy That's when people start becoming hunted. Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 08:56 AM (w199+) 238
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Buy a used car that doesn't surveil and report on you. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 08:54 AM (4vi12) Cash for clunkers is not your friend. Used cars will be unavailable. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 239
We are sorry, we can not complete your fueling transaction, as you are at your carbon limit. To continue, wait 30 days or pay $100 per ton of additional credit to ActBlue, who will forward a portion of the funds to a carbon capture project.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 08:57 AM (R8uWY) 240
NCAA announces new inspirational motto for women's swim meets that include "women" with penises:
Where there's a Will, there's a wake! Posted by: Muldoon New NCAA chant: CHEATER CHEATER HAS A PETER! Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 08:57 AM (w199+) 241
234 Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
The reason companies have the space to act the ass is the lockstep woke hate us more than they love ownership and freedom. Seriously, and if I am honest I feel reciprocal hate but not exceeding my love of property and liberty. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 08:57 AM (Lzpvj) 242
Tesla showed you what's coming by pushing that cute update to your car where it started playing Christmas music and flashing lights and rolling down windows without any interaction from you whatsoever.
ISN'T THAT CUTE!!! Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 08:55 AM (Zz0t1) ++++ Never purchase a car that depends on external connectivity. Ever. My "new" car (not so new anymore) is a 2017 model that has a cell radio in it for the manufacturer's version of OnStar. That connectivity is not a requirement. Unplugging the cellular antenna renders the system isolated. You can't do that with some cars. Isolating it for too long results in loss of function. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:57 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:57 AM (3D/fK) 244
I'm still pissed off about this and have had some covfefe:
U.S. Announces Russia Has Committed War Crimes in Ukraine Due to "Deliberate Targeting of Civilians" And what do you call seizing the property of Russian Civilians? And what do you call burning down cities and maiming and killing innocent civilians in Summer of 2020? And what do you call slaughtering tens of millions of babies and auctioning off their body parts to add a Lamborghini to the garage? And what do you call waging a Woke War (no civilian casualties allowed unless Obama running the drone's joystick) for TWENTY YEARS benefitting only the MIC? And what do you call unleashing a chimera on the world then following it up with a toxin that killed and maimed millions? Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 08:58 AM (lD3vL) 245
>>magine being locked out of your electric car because of a bad tweet.
That's what's coming. "Your car"? You think you own it if a third party can control it? At most you will be leasing it, but you sure as heck don't "own" a thing that can be deactivated or otherwise rendered useless by a another entity. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:59 AM (MmndN) 246
First of all, who is Jusuf Nukric, and second, do we know for a fact the his dead grandmother WASN'T a "bitch"?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 08:59 AM (m45I2) 247
Prayers for CT that he gets out of hospital alive.
Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2022 08:59 AM (S1hrL) 248
244 I'm still pissed off about this and have had some covfefe:
And what do you call unleashing a chimera on the world then following it up with a toxin that killed and maimed millions? --------------- Heh, kill 50,000 elderly and they'll give you an Emmy. Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (4vi12) 249
"Imagine being blocked from food, water, shelter and life saving medical care because of a bad tweet.
That's what's coming. *Suggested edit Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Then you have nothing left to lose. And city hall starts looking attractive. Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (w199+) 250
Not a day goes by that there isn't some story about hackers bilking people out of millions of their "digital dollars" because the digital security was a joke. Pixy has at least one story a week about this.
Having worked for the Fed I do not have the confidence they could pull off any sort of crypto-currency effort without massive amounts of corruption and theft. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (BFigT) Posted by: McCool at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (BqBIh) 252
"and second, do we know for a fact the his dead grandmother WASN'T a "bitch"?"
I don't know. I'm not a veterinarian. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (3D/fK) 253
Now, now. If J.J. identifies as a cracka, who are we to question him?
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (cTCuP) 254
Never purchase a car that depends on external connectivity. Ever. My "new" car (not so new anymore) is a 2017 model that has a cell radio in it for the manufacturer's version of OnStar. That connectivity is not a requirement. Unplugging the cellular antenna renders the system isolated.
Unless the radio is 4G it will be deactivating itself on its own. (Several of my stored burn phones no longer work because the network doesn't support the dated tech anymore) Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (lD3vL) 255
That beer is not yours. You simply rent it.
Oh....wait. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 08:57 AM (3D/fK) You forgot to change your sock to "Things said by drunk fucks yearning for friendship in a men's room." Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:01 AM (Zz0t1) 256
At the BEE:
Senate Hearing Delayed As Ketanji Brown Jackson Has Trouble Locating The Women's Room Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 09:01 AM (yrol0) 257
>>Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 08:58 AM
THIS All of this, and so much more. Add to it Trudeau/Freeland essentially seizing the property of Canadian truckers -- and those who contributed to their cause - when they froze their bank accounts. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 09:01 AM (MmndN) 258
I was thinking about having some yogurt and granola berries for breakfast, but I'm not a nutritionist, so I guess I'll have a bowl of ice cream and a donut.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 09:01 AM (m45I2) 259
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 08:53 AM
"The number one enemy of progress is questions!" https://genius.com/Ice-t-shut-up-be-happy-lyrics Well, I learned something. It was originally Jello Biafra, 1987. Hyperbole at the time, real today. Like "They Live", though, they all thought it was the Christian Reaganite Right who would do all this to us. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:01 AM (OssQ4) 260
"Your car"?
You think you own it if a third party can control it? At most you will be leasing it, but you sure as heck don't "own" a thing that can be deactivated or otherwise rendered useless by a another entity. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 08:59 AM (MmndN) ++++ This is the forefront of property rights and consumer protection, and it is unsurprisingly where the most aggressive battles are being fought. From Apple to John Deere, the war over ownership is raging right now. I own the hardware, but not the software. The software is required for the hardware to function. If I adjust, reverse engineer, crack or otherwise acquire or subvert the software in the interests of repairing, maintaining or altering my use of the hardware I own, I am in violation of licensing. If I sell parts with modified software, I am in violation of licensing. This battlefield is generally described as "right to repair" and it is tremendously important. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (DU+/6) 261
What's this No Drive Sundays talk? Is a law really in the works?
No. Just another stupid idea someone floated. Not gonna happen. Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (nxdel) 262
253 Now, now. If J.J. identifies as a cracka, who are we to question him?
Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (cTCuP) I identify as a matzoh. Passover looms. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (s2VJv) Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (S1hrL) 264
"Then you have nothing left to lose. And city hall starts looking attractive."
*Insert Admiral Josh Painter quote here* Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (3D/fK) 265
Buy a used car that doesn't surveil and report on you.
** They've already hinted at how they'll deal with that, too. Zero automobile deaths. No, really. Same as our COVID restrictions that we watched people readily embrace. They'll just ban old cars. Not outright, of course. You just can't sell or register or drive cars with more than X miles or in a window of years. Idiots like me will probably still be able to buy classics, but poor people like L'Shanawnda won't be able to buy a 1995 Mitsubishi to try to take her kids to daycare. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (yblBL) 266
I'm not a veterinarian.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:00 AM (3D/fK) I hate veterinarians and their I dont eat dead animals BS! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (yrol0) 267
It's all Kabuki, she'll be confirmed and does not currently, nor will ever matter. She's a midwit plant replacing another midwit plant. She'll grow fat next to the wise latinx and the wise lesbian, and have no impact, other than on the springs of her chair.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (fj2YZ) Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (Zz0t1) 269
Used cars will be unavailable.
You will have to 'redeem' your used car to buy a new one... Vocational/Technical schools will make a comeback, and these Post CoViD retarded kids will be paid to weld up old cars such where the road literally looks like the Mad Max series. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (lD3vL) 270
I hate veterinarians and their I dont eat dead animals BS! Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (yrol0) But eating fish is OK because they're not raised in cages. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:03 AM (Zz0t1) 271
267 It's all Kabuki, she'll be confirmed and does not currently, nor will ever matter. She's a midwit plant replacing another midwit plant. She'll grow fat next to the wise latinx and the wise lesbian, and have no impact, other than on the springs of her chair.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (fj2YZ) Come every June for the next 30 odd years, she will have an impact. Then again, the nation will be completely wiped out long before then, so there's that to look forward to. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 09:03 AM (s2VJv) 272
Vocational/Technical schools will make a comeback, and these Post CoViD retarded kids will be paid to weld up old cars such where the road literally looks like the Mad Max series.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (lD3vL) ++++ The further down the road they go of making cars unaffordable and impossible to acquire, the better we're going to get at Cuban car maintenance. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (m45I2) 274
Now, now. If J.J. identifies as a cracka, who are we to question him?
Posted by: creeper Unleavened whitebread. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (OssQ4) 275
Well, I learned something. It was originally Jello Biafra, 1987. Hyperbole at the time, real today. Like "They Live", though, they all thought it was the Christian Reaganite Right who would do all this to us. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:01 AM (OssQ4) Yeah, that's the thing with Lefties. Even if they disapprove of a given evil, they accuse their perceived opponents on the Right of it, because they know in their bones it is what *their* people will do. Plain old projection. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (Zhwz2) 276
It's all Kabuki, she'll be confirmed and does not currently, nor will ever matter. She's a midwit plant replacing another midwit plant. She'll grow fat next to the wise latinx and the wise lesbian, and have no impact, other than on the springs of her chair.
I love your sunny optimism that there will still be a governable nation a year or so from now. This isn't just Kabuki, its moot. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (lD3vL) 277
Vocational/Technical schools will make a comeback, and these Post CoViD retarded kids will be paid to weld up old cars such where the road literally looks like the Mad Max series.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (lD3vL) ------------ Rat Rods will go mainstream? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (5pTK/) 278
But eating fish is OK because they're not raised in cages.
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:03 AM (Zz0t1) I think they now call that pedestrian. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (yrol0) 279
No. Just another stupid idea someone floated. Not gonna happen.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (nxdel) Hope you're right. It's the stupid ideas that usually get set in stone nowadays. As in Lia really is a woman. Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (S1hrL) 280
Well, I learned something. It was originally Jello Biafra, 1987. Hyperbole at the time, real today. Like "They Live", though, they all thought it was the Christian Reaganite Right who would do all this to us.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist ** Jello Biafra was once seemingly curmudgeonly anti-everything, and I loved it. Then, like everyone else that's on a stage, it turns out it's all an act. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (yblBL) 281
No. Just another stupid idea someone floated. Not gonna happen. Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (nxdel) "It's just marriage between two people that love each other very much......" Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (Zz0t1) 282
Just when I though things could not get more insane...
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (gmo/4) 283
"Vocational/Technical schools will make a comeback, and these Post CoViD retarded kids will be paid to weld up old cars such where the road literally looks like the Mad Max series."
We will look upon the vehicles of Havana with longing, and a desire to be able to keep our old cars running as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (3D/fK) 284
265 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:02 AM (yblBL)
Really though they will be doing her a favor, you ever see cattle driving itself? Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (Lzpvj) 285
>>Tesla showed you what's coming by pushing that cute update to your car where it started playing Christmas music and flashing lights and rolling down windows without any interaction from you whatsoever.
A couple years ago an exec for a company working on driverless cars (forget which one) was talking about how great they could be, saying -- When there's an amber alert we could activate all of the cameras [pointing inside and outside] in all our cars to search for the missing kid! Wouldn't that be awesome? Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM (MmndN) 286
I think they now call that pedestrian. Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 09:04 AM (yrol0) Don't trample on my religion. It was a great day when they finally built our walkway at Texas Motor Speedway. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM (Zz0t1) 287
Just when I though things could not get more insane...
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (gmo/4) ++++ Peak Madness, like Peak Stupidity, is a merely theoretical condition. The achievement of either will be perfectly coincident with the extinction of the species, so there will be no one left to identify that the point was achieved. Both can happen simultaneously, but there will still be no way to demonstrate it. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM (DU+/6) 288
281 Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
The notion that children could be forced against their and their parents' will to march in a gay pride parade in class is crazy-it'd never happen in Texas. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM (Lzpvj) 289
I know nothing about Biafra. Always heard the name and assumed jazz musician.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (OssQ4) 290
If you want something to make you smile watch this Croatian EU MP tear Trudeau a new one in front of the entire EU parliament.
It's always the people who actually suffered under communism who speak the most clearly. https://tinyurl.com/y6dfjh9e Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (ZLI7S) Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (Lzpvj) 292
If a state can do gas rationing rules, remember that? Why couldn't they do no drive sundays?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (fvJFK) 293
A couple years ago an exec for a company working on driverless cars (forget which one) was talking about how great they could be, saying -- When there's an amber alert we could activate all of the cameras [pointing inside and outside] in all our cars to search for the missing kid!
Wouldn't that be awesome? Posted by: Lizzy * But wouldn't employees need to sit and tediously look through millions of images of faces in order to recognize... Oh, wait. Nevermind. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (yblBL) 294
Passover looms.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton ******* Was the fabric for the Shroud of Turin made on a Passover loom? Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (m45I2) 295
288 281 Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)
The notion that children could be forced against their and their parents' will to march in a gay pride parade in class is crazy-it'd never happen in Texas. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM (Lzpvj) To assume it wold never happen in Texas or any other non blue shit hole is living in denial. It is happening. And it must be stopped. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (s2VJv) 296
47 Yeah, every good lawyer knows how to dispense with weasels who pretend they don't know a word, can't answer because of definition.
"Tell what you think a woman is?" But, Democrats in DC gigging at the clever dodge doesn't see: Every Democrat this fall is going to be asked, "what is a woman?" Put your truth on display, freaks. And be sure to explain why your party calls Hispanics "LatinX." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2022 08:03 AM (bqxN5) Ketanji has created a problem for Team Democrat. I expect that last night Ketanji was re-briefed on the Team's definitions for woman and female and given CYA talking points to use in further hearings and media interviews. Talking points that attempt to limit further damage by her, while also limiting damage to vulnerable Democrats in November. I also expect Team Dem/Media will do a public "Cleanup on Aisle Ketanji" operation, reminding everyone that biology does NOT give a complete definition of woman and female in Correct Thinking. When do they do it? Maybe it started today on CNNMSNBCNYT. Maybe the big reminder starts after she is out of committee or confirmed by the full Senate. Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (AMIL/) 297
the SEC is set to start requiring "carbon production" figures in mandatory filings. Not that any of it can be calculated. It's like the opaque and arbitrary absurdity of a "Value-Added Tax" (VAT), just on steroids.
The creeping influence and requirements of the "Environmental, Social and Governance" (ESG) movement are pernicious to the extreme. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 08:42 AM (DU+/6) ============== That's not the goal, as I understand it. Gensler, who is a back-office Goldman Sachs hack by the way and did nothing to actually produce revenue and he always hated actual business people, wants to make companies explicitly state environmental goals in 10-K's. Numbers. Then, the ambulance chasers can sue them for any "failures" to meet those "goals". This effort is all about money for a favored constituency, lawyers. Who cares that he loads the economy with all sorts of regulatory burdens, lawsuits, and uneconomic real costs... Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (9qWmi) 298
The notion that children could be forced against their and their parents' will to march in a gay pride parade in class is crazy-it'd never happen in Texas. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM (Lzpvj) At least the Texas AG stepped up and reminded them that act was illegal. Not that anything will happen, but hey. STERN WORDS were said. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (Zz0t1) 299
Just when I though things could not get more insane...
Posted by: Archer at March 24, 2022 09:05 AM (gmo/4) --------------- Of all the insanity the one that really gals me is the flippancy of the Deep State toward nuclear war. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (5pTK/) 300
Was the fabric for the Shroud of Turin made on a Passover loom? Posted by: Muldoon at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (m45I2) That ain't right? But it is funny. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 09:09 AM (s2VJv) 301
I know nothing about Biafra. Always heard the name and assumed jazz musician.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, ** Punk rocker, lead singer of the Dead Kennedys, and went on to do lots of really great side projects. Disrespectful to stupid bullsh*t done by everyone, Democrats and Republicans alike. Fit my political position well when I was a youf. All just an act. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:09 AM (yblBL) 302
A couple years ago an exec for a company working on driverless cars (forget which one) was talking about how great they could be, saying -- When there's an amber alert we could activate all of the cameras [pointing inside and outside] in all our cars to search for the missing kid!
Wouldn't that be awesome? ----------------- Amber is endlessly getting lost. Maybe just put a tracking device on her? Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 09:09 AM (4vi12) 303
290 Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (ZLI7S)
Trudeau is the very model of a modern major general, he is the "New Man" for Anglosphere governance. It is going to be an interesting day when Warsaw has more liberty for the average man than DC or Ottawa. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (Lzpvj) 304
I still suggest that Clarance Thomas recover from his illness.
And then come out and identify as a black woman. Thus either ending this 'Historical First' bullshit for Affirmative Action Jackson... Or force the Left to explain why Clarance Thomas isn't really a woman. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (3D/fK) 305
The notion that children could be forced against their and their parents' will to march in a gay pride parade in class is crazy-it'd never happen in Texas.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:06 AM Wanna bet? Posted by: Austin Texas at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (bVYXr) 306
Amber is endlessly getting lost. Maybe just put a tracking device on her?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 09:09 AM (4vi12) or one of those electric puppy fence collars Posted by: rhennigantx at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (yrol0) 307
That New Mexico story is disturbing. WTF is NM allowing prostitutes and thieves who can't spell or use proper grammar to teach kids? WTF are they teaching them anyway? How to tuck?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (k4dH2) 308
Amber is endlessly getting lost. Maybe just put a tracking device on her?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 24, 2022 09:09 AM (4vi12) *** Yeah, I was going to say that the dumb bitch needs to stay in and around familiar places. Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 24, 2022 09:11 AM (flINI) 309
Then, the ambulance chasers can sue them for any "failures" to meet those "goals". This effort is all about money for a favored constituency, lawyers. Who cares that he loads the economy with all sorts of regulatory burdens, lawsuits, and uneconomic real costs...
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (9qWmi) ++++ Power of and. They want to skim off more of the product as they always do. Others want to force social credit schemes and environmental totalitarianism. Others still want broad-spectrum oppression of "dangerous elements" in society. There's plenty of common cause among the malefactors. There always is, right up until they win and slaughter each other for final dominance. Just ask a Menshevik. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 09:11 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 09:11 AM (lCui1) 311
295 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 24, 2022 09:08 AM (s2VJv)
Well the TX AG expressed wholeheartedly his notion that Austin was breaking the law. Did he do anything over the child endangerment? No, too hard. But he sees it. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:12 AM (Lzpvj) 312
If a state can do gas rationing rules, remember that? Why couldn't they do no drive sundays?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (fvJFK) Oh, there would be massive protests across the country if they tried that. /s Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2022 09:12 AM (S1hrL) 313
305 Posted by: Austin Texas at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (bVYXr)
Next you are going to tell me that the Austin ISD SPT basically ignored his letter. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:13 AM (Lzpvj) 314
307 Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (k4dH2)
I'd lay money that the whores and second story men would do a better job teaching math than the educrats. I am not joking. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:14 AM (Lzpvj) 315
Funneh
https://twitter.com/CivicViewPoint/status/ 1506896851261435911 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 09:11 AM (lCui1) Hyfuckingsterical. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:14 AM (Zz0t1) 316
289 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (OssQ4)
Nigerian separatist state in the 70s. A lot of merc work there. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:15 AM (Lzpvj) 317
That New Mexico story is disturbing. WTF is NM allowing prostitutes and thieves who can't spell or use proper grammar to teach kids? WTF are they teaching them anyway? How to tuck?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (k4dH2) PHOBE!!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:15 AM (Zz0t1) 318
Jeebus, Judge Jumanji could not even carry a badly conceived mock courtroom show on television. Why aren't candidates called out and grilled, good and hard, when they are obviously being willfully evasive? Make them answer the fooking questions! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 24, 2022 09:16 AM (pNxlR) 319
Here's another EU MP bitch slapping Trudeau. Short and to the point.
https://tinyurl.com/yckc9fy8 Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:16 AM (ZLI7S) 320
314 307 Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (k4dH2)
I'd lay money that the whores and second story men would do a better job teaching math than the educrats. I am not joking. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:14 AM (Lzpvj) Yeah, for them 2 + 2 damned sure equals 4. Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2022 09:16 AM (AMIL/) 321
Also the Jeff B saga....
I recall that when members of the horde used to point out the dumpster fire that was educrat policy he would defend teachers.... wonder if he is self-aware enough to grasp the irony? Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:17 AM (Lzpvj) 322
If you want something to make you smile watch this Croatian EU MP tear Trudeau a new one in front of the entire EU parliament.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:07 AM (ZLI7S) ~~~~~ And he wasn't the only one who dissed Trudeau: https://twitter.com/AndersonAfDMdEP /status/1506905594623574020 Posted by: IrishEi at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (VhE0u) 323
Ann Selzer is renowned among lefties as the premier pollster in America.
Her poll yesterday says Brandon is at 34 % approval and only that high because suburban women still give him majority support. They are the only demographic group still supporting that demented rapist. What the hell is wrong with them? World war 3 has to happen before they are willing to vote against him? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (9qWmi) 324
Like a rock, Oh, like a rock!
Out of Nowhere: Driver of Red Truck Flipped Over During Tornado Talks The driver of a red pickup truck seen in a widely-circulated video flipping over on Highway 290 during a tornado in Elgin says the twister hit "out of nowhere" and adds he's "blessed to live another day." "It just happened fast," said 16 year old Riley Leon. Leon said he was on his way home from Whataburger where he had gone for a job interview. "I actually called my friend. I was like, I got the job!" Leon said. "Everything was going good." The tornado pushed his Silverado on its side, then bounced it back upright, before he appeared to simply drive on. "On the video, it looks like I drove off but in reality I didn't" he said. "I landed in the center of the road and I was just driving to get off the road." https://bit.ly/382l1Hf Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (w199+) 325
I had a conversation with my 7 year old that I never imagined I would have to.
If a teacher or therapist at school tells you to keep something a secret from us, whatever they are telling you is bad, and the reason they don't want you to tell us is because they know it is bad and we would be mad at them if we knew. So if a teacher tells you to keep something secret, you must tell us. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (R8uWY) 326
304 I still suggest that Clarance Thomas recover from his illness.
And then come out and identify as a black woman. Thus either ending this 'Historical First' bullshit for Affirmative Action Jackson... Or force the Left to explain why Clarance Thomas isn't really a woman. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:10 AM (3D/fK) He can wear that same get-up that was made famous by a local artist back in the 80s of Chicago Mayor Harold Washington in drag. Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (48cDc) 327
https://tinyurl.com/h5bycrma
The FBI doing their part to help democrats starts hiding crime stats Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (Lzpvj) 328
All just an act. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:09 AM (yblBL) I'm not sure it's an "act," exactly. You see it really commonly. Virtually everyone feels drawn toward various groups indifferent areas. In this case we're talking about political groups, and in this country, that is usually broadly defined as Left & Right. Whether that's a meaningful distinction is a matter of debate, but that's how most people perceive it. However, when someone's preferred political grouping violates their personal values of X, Y, and Z, they just dismiss it. It ceases to exist in their minds, or they rationalize it into something else. So what often appears as someone being a hack, is actually that person fooling themselves. In short, seemingly principled people who behave hypocritically about these things are willing dupes. This applies not just to outspoken or "political" people. For instance, every person who votes (for any reason besides naked self-interest) is acting out this dynamic. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2022 09:19 AM (Zhwz2) 329
I had a conversation with my 7 year old that I never imagined I would have to.
If a teacher or therapist at school tells you to keep something a secret from us, whatever they are telling you is bad, and the reason they don't want you to tell us is because they know it is bad and we would be mad at them if we knew. So if a teacher tells you to keep something secret, you must tell us. Posted by: Cat Ass Troph * *fistbump* We had that same talk with ours. We made it about all adults, but we told them that it included teachers, too. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:19 AM (yblBL) 330
Here's another EU MP bitch slapping Trudeau. Short and to the point.
https://tinyurl.com/yckc9fy8 Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:16 AM (ZLI7S) "Please spare us your presence.......thank you." That was RUDE!!!!!! - - Canadian voters Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:19 AM (Zz0t1) 331
325 I had a conversation with my 7 year old that I never imagined I would have to.
If a teacher or therapist at school tells you to keep something a secret from us, whatever they are telling you is bad, and the reason they don't want you to tell us is because they know it is bad and we would be mad at them if we knew. So if a teacher tells you to keep something secret, you must tell us. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (R8uWY) The old "stranger danger" talk, right? Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 09:19 AM (48cDc) 332
I thought the best comeback for the biologist reply would have been, "So you agree it's about biology?" Head exploding ensues.
Posted by: EGGO at March 24, 2022 09:20 AM (D4xED) 333
Here's another EU MP bitch slapping Trudeau. Short and to the point.
https://tinyurl.com/yckc9fy8 Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:16 AM (ZLI7S) ==================== "Mr. Trudeau, you are a disgrace to any democracy. Please spare us your presence." Gets right to the point. Like it. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:21 AM (9qWmi) 334
Interesting article on Dave Rubin and his pregnancy.
I like Rubin, sort of, but he has now put himself in the league with Buttgig. Too bad. Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2022 09:21 AM (S1hrL) 335
325 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (R8uWY)
Yeah it is as if the left is literally trying to hit every button for an 80s "Very Special Episode of Sitcom X." Oh hi dad, I had a very interesting day at school. "How is life here in Taos?" Well a nice woman in very tight pants explained to me the importance of sex work and kicking up 10% to the big guy, and discussed proper lubricating procedures. "Life in Nueva Mexico" Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:21 AM (Lzpvj) 336
He can wear that same get-up that was made famous by a local artist back in the 80s of Chicago Mayor Harold Washington in drag. Posted by: Roy at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (48cDc) Reminds me of the Eddie Murphy standup about getting drunk and heading to the voting booth. https://youtu.be/2dHgeV9zMCI Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:21 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:22 AM (3D/fK) 338
That's gonna leave a mark!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:22 AM (3D/fK) ++++ No it won't. That would require shame, and people like Trudeau and the rest of the ruling class are entirely shameless. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 09:23 AM (DU+/6) 339
The old "stranger danger" talk, right?
Posted by: Roy Never thought I would have to specify teachers, though. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 09:23 AM (R8uWY) 340
But eating fish is OK because they're not raised in cages.
They made a huge stink and delayed for at least a decade the technology that allows inland fish farms to raise salmon in less than half the time of wild through the miracle of inhibiting a certain gene in the fish from working. The same people who insist that you lose your career and life if you don't take a continual course of mRNA genetic programming drugs were outraged that a fish's genes would be altered. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:23 AM (lD3vL) 341
327 Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (Lzpvj)
======================= Disgusting. This rates one full AllenG. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:24 AM (9qWmi) 342
interesting report this morning - Ukrainian forces appear to have carried out a major attack on the black sea port of Berdyansk, 100 miles behind the front lines of the conflict. One russian ship sunk, another heavily damaged, port facilities damaged. Russia had been running the supply lines for its Black Sea operations through Berdyansk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2022 09:24 AM (evAgx) 343
What the hell is wrong with them? World war 3 has to happen before they are willing to vote against him? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:18 AM (9qWmi) Daddy complex? Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2022 09:24 AM (cTCuP) 344
Kentanji, her eyes uncovered.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 24, 2022 09:25 AM (vuisn) 345
341 Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:24 AM (9qWmi)
They redefine anything their morality pets do as "not crime" and criminalize things like "walking through a foyer." I am sick of it. Posted by: sven at March 24, 2022 09:25 AM (Lzpvj) 346
Where'd everybody go?
Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:27 AM (Zz0t1) 347
Eddie Murphy is a VERY funny man !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 09:27 AM (arJlL) 348
Clearing baffles.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at March 24, 2022 09:27 AM (bVYXr) 349
If a teacher or therapist at school tells you to keep something a secret from us, whatever they are telling you is bad, and the reason they don't want you to tell us is because they know it is bad and we would be mad at them if we knew. So if a teacher tells you to keep something secret, you must tell us.
This is the exact opposite of the Eddy Eagle program which highly encourages children, when spotting something taboo and age inappropriate (in this case unsupervised loaded handguns) to immediately seek out the parent. (and presumably not the authorities lest CPS comes out and abducts the child into the human trafficking industry) Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:28 AM (lD3vL) 350
"You want to defeat them in their election. Adam's not running again. Liz I don't believe is focusing on Wyoming."
================ Somebody needs to whack Luntz-McCarthy with a clue-bat. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:28 AM (9qWmi) 351
Eddie Murphy is a VERY funny man !
Posted by: JT at March 24, 2022 09:27 AM (arJlL) His standup was unparalleled. The dude was good and DAMN funny. But, never again. Liberals ruin EVERYTHING. Posted by: Sponge - FJB at March 24, 2022 09:28 AM (Zz0t1) 352
Union leader caught taking covid-related bribe of $50,000
Lorrie Goldstein @sunlorrie; 19h Unifor says former national president Jerry Dias accepted $50,000 from a supplier of COVID-19 rapid test kits that he promoted to employers of Unifor members, several of whom purchased those test kits. [...] In a separate statement to union members, Dias says he is entering a residential rehabilitation facility and stepping away temporarily from all of his advisory positions due to his use of pain killers, sleeping pills and alcohol to deal with a sciatic nerve issues. https://nitter.net/sunlorrie/status/ 1506696095040167944#m Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 09:28 AM (UHVv4) 353
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Waiting for NATO and Z's latest flic. Posted by: Ziba at March 24, 2022 09:28 AM (S1hrL) 354
""Please spare us your presence.......thank you."
" That's gonna leave a mark! Posted by: Village Idiot's" Not really. Only scattered applause. He is a rock star in that chamber and will be a special guest at all the follow up parties. Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 09:29 AM (MxEKc) 355
Barbara Walters: Judge Jackson, what kind of tree would you be?
Affirmative Action Jackson: I can't answer that. I'm not an arborist. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 24, 2022 09:29 AM (4I/2K) 356
That's gonna leave a mark!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2022 09:22 AM (3D/fK) ++++ No it won't. That would require shame, and people like Trudeau and the rest of the ruling class are entirely shameless. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Klaus Schwab really seeks out and grooms those who don't have any conscience. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:30 AM (lD3vL) 357
Mitch McConnell would like everyone to know that his Twitter page still suggests that you get your vax and boostah asap.
Thanks Mitch. Posted by: Capital Eff at March 24, 2022 09:30 AM (1IJnB) 358
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 09:28 AM (UHVv4)
++++ Ah, the old "I got caught with my hand in the cookie jar and now I'm going to {rehab|a mental institution} for a while to deal with my {addiction|nervous breakdown}" play. I guess it's nice to see that there's still a place for the classics. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 24, 2022 09:30 AM (DU+/6) Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:31 AM (OssQ4) 360
Oprah is releasing a movie that shows America just how badly the blacks have been oppressed and were denied EVERYTHING in life to succeed.
It will air. People will watch it. People will believe it. We are fucked. Posted by: Sponge - FJB She should do an autobiography. Show how she was oppressed. Worked hard. Became a billionaire. Wait. That would be racist. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 24, 2022 09:31 AM (NW9xb) 361
Oddly enough, Canadian MFM is not running video of the [two] MEPs' speeches about the Clown Prince.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 09:31 AM (UHVv4) 362
Huge spike in server traffic as everyone refreshes the main page.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 24, 2022 09:32 AM (R8uWY) 363
yes, nood art is up
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 24, 2022 09:32 AM (UHVv4) 364
Not really. Only scattered applause. He is a rock star in that chamber and will be a special guest at all the follow up parties.
Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2022 09:29 AM (MxEKc) =============== I had a different reaction. I heard applause and that happened each time an Member stood up and condemned the little schmuck. He's no rock star in that chamber, or any chamber, even his own Parliament. Leads a minority government, so he's not even a rock star with his voters. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 24, 2022 09:32 AM (9qWmi) 365
Art up
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2022 09:32 AM (w199+) 366
Stranger Danger has evolved to Teacher Danger.
Posted by: MJ at March 24, 2022 09:33 AM (zwDuR) 367
>>Not really. Only scattered applause. He is a rock star in that chamber and will be a special guest at all the follow up parties.
The EU is a socialist organization by definition, the leading globalist organization in the world. Any dissent is a good thing, particularly in the ruling class. Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2022 09:33 AM (ZLI7S) 368
Judge, does 2 + 2 = 5?
No Senator, it does not. Well Judge - how do you know that? You are not a mathematician. Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2022 09:33 AM (zSyrn) 369
>>Jello Biafra was once seemingly curmudgeonly anti-everything, and I loved it. Then, like everyone else that's on a stage, it turns out it's all an act.
Heh, my sister was childhood friends with his sister. Boulder. Posted by: Lizzy at March 24, 2022 09:34 AM (MmndN) 370
Well the TX AG expressed wholeheartedly his notion that Austin was breaking the law.
Did he do anything over the child endangerment? No, too hard. But he sees it. That is the beauty of so many laws in this multi-tier The politicians can exhibit all kinds of virtue in writing toothless "laws" that have no penalties or remedies for violation. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:35 AM (lD3vL) 371
I'd lay money that the whores and second story men would do a better job teaching math than the educrats. I am not joking. ________________ I don't really doubt it, having witnessed first-hand the alarming ignorance and stupidity of some of our local teachers here when I did some volunteer work at a school. I had to explain to one teacher the meaning of "packed by weight, not by volume" on a package of candy (she was incensed that there were different quantities of candy in two bags. "But they each cost the same, so there should be the same number of candies in every bag!"). Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 24, 2022 09:36 AM (k4dH2) 372
Someone should ask Judge Janet Rogers Brown if she can define what a woman is.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2022 09:36 AM (zSyrn) 373
Stranger Danger has evolved to Teacher Danger.
It long has been prima facie evidence of child abuse if any parent sentences their spawn to government/public school. Posted by: Reuben Hick at March 24, 2022 09:37 AM (lD3vL) 374
If a teacher or therapist at school tells you to keep something a secret from us, whatever they are telling you is bad, and the reason they don't want you to tell us is because they know it is bad and we would be mad at them if we knew. So if a teacher tells you to keep something secret, you must tell us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy At some point a kid has to wonder why we're sending him to people who would do this, you would think. I guess that'll be the topic of a future conversation. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:37 AM (OssQ4) 375
Thanks for puttin' me some knowledge.
* One of his better - and accessible - side projects was Lard. It was him and Al Jourgenson from Ministry. Also the country western one with Mojo Nixon, but it's crass and horrible as you'd expect. Lots of fun, though. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Joe Biden's Daughter's Diary is Real, Too at March 24, 2022 09:39 AM (yblBL) 376
There have been many comments made, both here and in other media, regarding stocking up on essentials, especially food. The inflation we're experiencing is not going away so it is a prudent line of thinking to spend your $1 before it's worth $0.75, and shrinking.
It's interesting though that interest rates are predicted to go up by 1/4% at the fed level whereas the credit card/bank rates went up dramatically a couple of years ago. This ties in to stocking up. The banks feel the need to cash in/stock up now, not they were ever failing to make money. Expect 35% credit card rates over the next couple of years. Expect companies that rely on a credit line to operate to continue price hikes to offset the bank's loan rate. Expect folks up and down the food chain to default. Expect the election of 2024 to be a nightmare regardless of who runs. Expect the financial pain to extend until late in the decade. Expect me to grow more tomatoes, peppers, and cucumbers. Posted by: Robert17 at March 24, 2022 09:41 AM (aTimx) 377
What hospital Thomas is in and get some people in there to keep them from pulling a Scalia on him. The medical "profession" is just as corrupt and degenerate as teachers and lawyers.
Posted by: JoshO at March 24, 2022 09:42 AM (Z9wz+) 378
Future kid: "Why did you keep sending me to be taught by these people? Even when you knew how evil they were? I don't understand why."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:43 AM (OssQ4) 379
I never cry anymore, since I quit drinking in 2019. But if I did it would be thinking about that question being asked by millions upon millions of grown up kids.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:46 AM (OssQ4) 380
"You knew."
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 24, 2022 09:46 AM (OssQ4) 381
It's an old book by now, but every parent should read Protecting the Gift by Gavin deBecker
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 24, 2022 09:47 AM (lCui1) 382
Years and years ago, Jeff Goldstein of proteinwisdom.com warned us about Democrat attempts to control language. Few people listened.
Posted by: OCBill at March 24, 2022 10:03 AM (SUECK) 383
Top 10,000th! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 24, 2022 10:37 AM (pNxlR) 384
Those Turks had some good proverbs. Another good one:
"When a clown moves into the palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus" Sorta like this Administration; it's a joke (a cruel, stupid one) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2022 10:43 AM (ynpvh) 385
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