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From I, Hypocrite ( @lporiginalg ):

Biden is touting a new "civil right" against, it seems, people posting your dirty sex pictures on the internet.

Huh, wonder which family member asked him for that.

Who amongst us pic.twitter.com/AlaEBxHqiQ
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Local.

Crime.

Story.

Made-up hate crimes by not existent white men will always get orders of magnitude more attention than actual violent hate crimes against whites.

The same goes for any white person that commits a perceived infraction (Amy Cooper, Emma Sarley, etc) pic.twitter.com/553E8uj54w
— I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg) March 15, 2022

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— Alex Stein #99 (@alexstein99) March 16, 2022

My mom literally goes “hey look what happened at work” and sends me this pic.twitter.com/UnWhqwpLnM
— Residen(T) FDR Hater (@trabreee) March 15, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 06:09 PM

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1 first-like

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2022 06:09 PM (KFhLj)

2 Umm. Really?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 16, 2022 06:11 PM (VdGjU)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

4 LOL.. On Joe and the sex photos....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2022 06:11 PM (J8ILO)

5 Two boys per girl? This is NOT surf-music-approved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 06:11 PM (II3Gr)

6 FRONT AND CENTER!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:11 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Well. That happened.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 16, 2022 06:11 PM (XvPQV)

8 Lol at the airborne car.

Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (x6uUk)

9 White trash?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Alternate for the top post
Daddy, are you paying attention to me now?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (qnVBz)

11 Sports fanatics I need help
16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.

Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (bVhJi)

12 Bets on this ending with Jef stabbing RealysTe?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (MmndN)

13 Those chicken thieves don't look like they be missing' any meals...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (jTmQV)

14 Because having a baby should be like a game of musical chairs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (wWu8x)

15 buried the snip mid post.

I love this fucking place.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (6FeV1)

16 >My mom literally goes "hey look what happened at work" and sends me this

Them Duke boys...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (7+sHS)

17 Team fuck. Big deal.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (vrz2I)

18 That Camry caught a lot of air

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (/laOj)

19 You just know the AOC blowjob video is out there....

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (CYnTg)

20 Don't those idiots know that Maury Povich gives free DNA tests?

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (xPl2J)

21 I know those 2 guys in that top tweet. Both are blowing up my phone to see who is the father.

Posted by: Maury Povich at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (8E+wy)

22 we are a team

That may well be how it happened in the first place.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (Xrfse)

23 Hmmm.

Seem to stumble onto first few comments sometimes after being away.

No interesting peace scare on Ukraine, just more of the same. Too busy to see if more talks slated for tomorrow.

Ukes (well, somebody in that broad category) hitting Donetsk towns pretty regularly now. No shred of a military rationale, just area weapons into populated areas. Nice! I assume you won't see a word of this anywhere in the propaganda cartoon that now passes for a "press" in the west.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

24 Those people are procreating. Super.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

25 Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (bVhJi)

DH... Designated hitter ? Was your Son already on the Varsity team ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2022 06:14 PM (J8ILO)

26 Well sure, a starter on the varsity is a bfd

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2022 06:14 PM (CYnTg)

27 Come and knock up my whore.
She's been waiting for two.
Where the kisses are his and his and hers
Three's Company too.

Posted by: Mr. Groper at March 16, 2022 06:14 PM (2VliP)

28 instant convertible

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

29 After seeing that first picture above, I thought this was going to be a good ole fashion Monty DOOM thread. Oh well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (sAmhv)

30 Them Duke boys done been at the shine again.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (vrz2I)

31 Lord forgive me, I can't stop laughing at the chicken robbery video.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (hOlji)

32 >Those people are procreating. Super.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (Ez6QX)

No it's great that we're celebrating people acting like feral cats in heat.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (h1Sto)

33 Those people are procreating. Super.

Seen Idiocracy?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (Srlpc)

34 The mom of one of the attackers is named Precious. How perfect.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (3vQN0)

35 I can't even be that mad about two dudes boning the same gash saying, "Who's the daddy? Who cares!"

Kid will have a hell of life, sure, but would you rather have two maybe-daddies who care about you, or zero daddies?

At least the impulse to do "a" right thing is there, which shouldn't be mocked.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (6FeV1)

36 Lord forgive me, I can't stop laughing at the chicken robbery video.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (hOlji)

Gotta keep dat fat booty fat, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

37 The chicken robbers are awfully fat. They don't seem like they really need the food. That should make it aggravated chicken robbing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (KFhLj)

38 About a 100% chance that neither of those guys is the father.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (xPl2J)

39 Two men enter...

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (QYPq3)

40 That "Chicken Spot" yardbird must be all kinds of good, to merit a hard felony for the fetchin'!

"Whuchu in fo, sis?"

".. oh, nuffin'. Ah got HONGRY fo somedat Chicken Spot 'bird, yo!"

Of course, with a Soros D.A., they'd get out on Time Served, with a side of fries.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (QzJWU)

41 There was an accident near me where a drunk chick launched her car onto the roof of a restaurant. With her baby inside. Baby is ok

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (qnVBz)

42 Them Duke boys done been at the shine again.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (vrz2I)

You KNOW someone is hard at work adding the Dixie horn to the soundtrack for that vid.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

43
Alternate post title:

Two Cucks in a 'relationship' with the same pregnant women: "Neither of us know who the father is."
Ice-T: "I've got news for you. That means neither of you are the father."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (F8O+m)

44 I wonder if preggers blondie is a teacher?

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (Vr12I)

45 They're a team! A double team evidently.
Hint? Whoever went in the front door is the daddy.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (6S84Y)

46 Those big girls have got to maintain the calorie intake to keep that sexy "thick" look. So that's not really armed robbery of someone's bacon cheese burger.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (cknjq)

47 I'm seeing double double.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

48 No it's great that we're celebrating people acting like feral cats in heat.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (h1Sto)

I saw Feral Cats in Heat open for Canned Heat at the Viper Room in '86.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (II3Gr)

49 Sports fanatics I need help
16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.

Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:12 PM (bVhJi)

Kinda, they love his hitting, but don't trust him in the field.

Posted by: WeBoned! at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (8k7U7)

50 "About a 100% chance that neither of those guys is the father."

They both look fey. Probably dropped it each other.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (vrz2I)

51 That Camry caught a lot of air
Posted by: Squid
___

Very impressive Dukes of Hazard recreation.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (hOlji)

52 25
Yes he was already on varsity. He texted me and said Momma huge news! I am the DH!
I wanted to make sure that was a good thing.

Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (bVhJi)

53 Me and @realystTe at our girlfriend's baby shower yesterday... neither one of us know who the real father is

That's not how it works, son. Not how any of it works.

Posted by: Montel Williams at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (786Ro)

54 Afternoon.

That last video needs the Dukes Of Hazard honk.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (2IHpg)

55 If she is a teacher odds are a student knocked her up....

Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (CYnTg)

56 >>>Kid will have a hell of life, sure, but would you rather have two maybe-daddies who care about you, or zero daddies?

-----
A goat owned in common will always starve.

-West African Proverb

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (U1eOr)

57 There was an accident near me where a drunk chick launched her car onto the roof of a restaurant. With her baby inside. Baby is ok

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (qnVBz)

Baby is screwed.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (SH2Zi)

58 My mom LITERALLY goes. Well yeah she said that so she literally said it.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (3vQN0)

59 I'm thinking that didn't happen at her parking lot. It's like when some guys who really know how to tell jokes (I'm not one) tell it in first person.

Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (XHhHI)

60 Kid will have a hell of life, sure, but would you rather have two maybe-daddies who care about you, or zero daddies?

At least the impulse to do "a" right thing is there, which shouldn't be mocked.

To play Devil's advocate, there are worse things than not having a father. I had one; he kind of sucked. And by kind of, I mean mostly. I'm not necessarily convinced that double the daddy is necessarily better than zero.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (KFhLj)

61 Yes he was already on varsity. He texted me and said Momma huge news! I am the DH!
I wanted to make sure that was a good thing.
Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (bVhJi)

It means he can hit the ball, well.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)

62 47 I'm seeing double double.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

Animal style.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (II3Gr)

63 >>BIDEN: "I bet everybody knows somebody. . . that in an intimate relationship, what happened was the guy takes a revealing picture of his naked friend, or whatever, in a compromising position and then blackmails."

Oh sweet Lord, America is in the express lane to Hell under Biden - rampant crime, record inflation, edging towards war with Russia - and this f'in guy is talking about revenge pr0n?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (MmndN)

64 The saddest part isn't the fact they don't know which one is the baby daddy, it's that they refer to her as "our" girlfriend.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (QYPq3)

65 Of course, with a Soros D.A., they'd get out on Time Served, with a side of fries.
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (hOlji)

66 No it's great that we're celebrating people acting like feral cats in heat.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

That's hot!

Posted by: Beto at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (786Ro)

67 35 I can't even be that mad about two dudes boning the same gash saying, "Who's the daddy? Who cares!"

Kid will have a hell of life, sure, but would you rather have two maybe-daddies who care about you, or zero daddies?

At least the impulse to do "a" right thing is there, which shouldn't be mocked.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2022 06:15 PM (6FeV1)

__

Bro, within 3 months of the birth both those daddies will be long gone. And then the baby momma will be on welfare for the next 50 years.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (3vQN0)

68 That little blonde is destined for the stripper pole or hooking or both.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (gmo/4)

69 16 >My mom literally goes "hey look what happened at work" and sends me this

Them Duke boys...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Waylon Jennings!

https://youtu.be/Y_2ZuR9BTXg

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (sAmhv)

70 Gonna be fun times if the baby is whiter than Deborah Harry.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (nfrXX)

71 So why are we hating VDH, today?

Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (XHhHI)

72 11plus side- your son being named DH means he can hit.

Down side- probably means his contribution to fielding is best served on the bench watching someone else do it.

Posted by: Bete at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (8E+wy)

73 When you look at the race percentage of unwed mothers what they don't show is that around 30% of the white percentage of unwed mothers have black fathers.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (NyKsY)

74 There was an accident near me where a drunk chick launched her car onto the roof of a restaurant. With her baby inside.

What was her baby doing inside the restaurant?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (Srlpc)

75 Weez a TEAM!

You can roll a Rolo to your pal......

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

76 I'm seeing double double.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2022 06:17 PM (63Dwl)

Insomnia ace is best ace.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

77 I really doubt the defense of necessity will help those FAT asses that stolen the food from other customers.

Sheesh. Maybe steal a salad next time.

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (haWye)

78 Isn't revenge porn already illegal? As well as blackmail?
I don't understand, is he trying to get DAs to not use photo evidence in prosecutions?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (xhaym)

79 "neither one of us konw who the real father is, but we are a team"

Asian guy pops out, "SUPLIZE!!!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (p6Md5)

80 Gonna be fun times if the baby is whiter than Deborah Harry.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 06:19 PM (nfrXX)
---
Or Aisan.

Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (XHhHI)

81 "What was her baby doing inside the restaurant?
Posted by: Hawkpilot"

It would not have been safe inside the car.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (vrz2I)

82
Insomnia ace is best ace.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (SH2Zi)

The jitters cause copy / paste paste paste.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

83 64 The saddest part isn't the fact they don't know which one is the baby daddy, it's that they refer to her as "our" girlfriend.

i suspect they may be a bit fuzzy on the manage-a-three concept.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (oY6Yp)

84 Oh good lord I just noticed she already has a kid, off to the left sitting on the couch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (Ez6QX)

85 Joe fills his pants has a lot of child pron somewhere. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

86 Let's play guess who baby daddy is.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (nN3Qn)

87 What was her baby doing inside the restaurant?

Eating, one would normally think.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (SchxB)

88 >>Sports fanatics I need help
16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.

At 16 you should definitely be excited. Making the varsity as an underclassmen is impressive, being named to the lineup is even better.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (ZLI7S)

89 I don't think Jeff and RealystTe have figured out they are both potentially on the hook for the next 18 years. That gal is a dreaming of two child support checks every month, what hustle!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (MmndN)

90 400 pounds, 3 inch heels, and not a single nugget or fry dropped

that's actually pretty impressive

Posted by: Hands at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (786Ro)

91 38 About a 100% chance that neither of those guys is the father.
Posted by: Mark1971

The jokes on them when the kid turns out Asian. Hey, she needed help with her math homework.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (sAmhv)

92 Gonna be fun times if the baby is whiter than Deborah Harry.
Posted by: Oddbob
___

With mixed babies, that just might happen.

My sis was born with green eyes and so pale.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (hOlji)

93 What was her baby doing inside the restaurant?

Robbing it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (KFhLj)

94 Hey Dad, I'm taking Mom's Camry to the store.

Need anything?

Posted by: Evel Knevel Jr at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (lhr6a)

95 Never got deja vu halfway through the content before.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 06:22 PM (OssQ4)

96 Hooz ho dis be?

It be owuz.

Posted by: Sheeeit at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (WmGrA)

97 81 "What was her baby doing inside the restaurant?
Posted by: Hawkpilot"

It would not have been safe inside the car.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:21 PM (vrz2I)

AHHHHH!!!!
*look at each other*
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Gale and Eville Snoats at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (II3Gr)

98 Any old timers remember?

There was a video posted...either by Ace or the cobs...of a car hitting a barrier and catching some serious air? Someone made a page with the Dukes horn audio that you could click while watching the video.

It was great!

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (2IHpg)

99 "neither one of us knows who the real father is, but we are a team"

The rest of the soccer team couldn't make it for the picture.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (vrz2I)

100 Pretty sure the chick in the Chicken Robbery video was just there for the gravy.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (U1eOr)

101 That Camry caught a lot of air

Posted by: Squid at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (/laOj)

I have a random traffic cam clip of a sedan taking a traffic circle at about 80mph, it caught about 15 feet of air off the central barrier, and I suspect it shoved the engine through the dashboard when it hit.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (xhaym)

102 RealysTe?

Did his mom name him that or did he make that up himself? If his mom gave him that name, I'm blaming her for him being such an idiot. I should probably blame her either way.

How do you pronounce that anyway? Realist? Real Lice Tea? Reel Listy?

Good God people, if you want your children to act human give them a human name.

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (OQcPl)

103 There was a video posted...either by Ace or the cobs...of a car hitting a barrier and catching some serious air? Someone made a page with the Dukes horn audio that you could click while watching the video.

Was that the one that shot over the toll booth? Good times.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (SchxB)

104 Next....on Maury....

I'm surprised that show is still on considering how badly blacks end up looking back when I had the show on in the background.

Never saw an Asian chick on Maury. Or on Springer. Like ever.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (FsZ2q)

105 Weez a TEAM!

So which one is B.A. Baracus?

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

106 Sports fanatics I need help
16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.

He can concentrate on hitting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (k5W2O)

107 16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.
Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:12
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So your son can't field?

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (ju2Fy)

108 400 pounds, 3 inch heels, and not a single nugget or fry dropped

that's actually pretty impressive
Posted by: Hands

Homegirl was teeterin' a bit at the end, though...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (OssQ4)

109 The airborne car was the most normal thing in this post.

I think I'm gonna puke.

Oh, and fuck Joe Biden in particular.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (AiZBA)

110 "neither one of us knows who the real father is, but we are a team"
The rest of the soccer team couldn't make it for the picture.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (vrz2I)

. . . And losers go home and think about the winners!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (xhaym)

111 400 pounds, 3 inch heels, and not a single nugget or fry dropped

that's actually pretty impressive
Posted by: Hands

Beautiful and healthy at any size!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (II3Gr)

112 What the hell happened to the roof of my car?!

Posted by: Three people walking to the parking lot after work at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (0TqRP)

113 That's funny, I don't know a single person who's had sex pictures of them posted on the Internet. But that's probably because I didn't go to an Ivy League college.

Posted by: Socratease at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (BT83d)

114 DH = he can hit but can't field for shit.

I didn't know HS had DH.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (3vQN0)

115 ------------

So your son can't field?
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (ju2Fy)

https://youtu.be/DLs0pjWnzTY

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Pretty sure the chick in the Chicken Robbery video was just there for the gravy.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (U1eOr)

The horrified Asian family in the background made the video.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)

117 Thelma and Louise!

Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (Y274z)

118 I'da laffed myself into a hernia if one of those cows got wedged in the exit making a getaway in the chicken joint.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (ZSK0i)

119 Wasn't there a TV show in the 80s about a little girl with two dads because no one was sure which one knocked up her whore mother?

I think it was a sitcom.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (2IHpg)

120 How do you pronounce that anyway? Realist? Real Lice Tea? Reel Listy?

Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (OQcPl)

I think it's just a Twitter handle. But thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (Ez6QX)

121 >>>What was her baby doing inside the restaurant?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (Srlpc)

"Any of you effing pricks move and I'll execute every mothertrucker last one of ya!"

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (QYPq3)

122 bizarre

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (geLO8)

123 16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.
Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:12

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It's great news and he should be very excited. Congrats to him.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (U1eOr)

124
I didn't know HS had DH.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (3vQN0)

Likely ever since parents started buying 14 year old's Tommy John for their birthday.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Makin' their way, the only way they know how...

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (yQpMk)

126 400 pounds, 3 inch heels, and not a single nugget or fry dropped

that's actually pretty impressive
Posted by: Hands

Homegirl was teeterin' a bit at the end, though...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (OssQ4)

Contact high from the chicken.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (SH2Zi)

127 Wasn't there a TV show in the 80s about a little girl with two dads because no one was sure which one knocked up her whore mother?

I think it was a sitcom.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (2IHpg)

Yes. It was called My Two Dads and starred BJ McKay. But Bear wasn't in it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

128 Oh, and I don't know anyone who has had revenge prone used against them. Guess that's my privilege showing in not hanging around people who tend to make those kind of life choices.

Posted by: Bete at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (8E+wy)

129 Yale hosted a panel organized by the American Humanist Association and the Alliance Defending Freedom to talk about the 2021 Uzuegbunam v. Preczewski case in which a Georgia college student was banned from distributing Christian literature on campus.

AHA, ADF, the ACLU, and Americans United for Separation of Church and State all wrote briefs supporting the student's right to distribute literature.

Despite the case unifying people across the political spectrum, the talk was hosted in part by the ADF and the Federalist Society, which are leftist bete noirs, so Yale Law students showed up en masse to shout down the talk and threaten the speakers.

After the event closed, hundreds of Yale Law students signed an open letter condemning the speakers and the school.

This is Yale Law. These twats will be in high positions of government and business in a decade or two and they are acting like brownshirts.

https://bit.ly/3wfkIms

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (8/9Tc)

130 What the hell happened to the roof of my car?!
Posted by: Three people walking to the parking lot after work at March 16, 2022 06:25 PM (0TqRP)
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (hOlji)

131 I'm surprised that show is still on considering how badly blacks end up looking back when I had the show on in the background.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (FsZ2q)

It is?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (Ez6QX)

132 When I was in college we got pulled over for jumping a VW bug coming out of a Tucson Underpass. We had it dialed to get just ridiculous air in that spot.

Cops parked on the side street right where we hit our zenith. We were almost above the light bar.

They were laughing so hard that they couldn't even give us instructions when they walked up on the car.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (lhr6a)

133 Yes he was already on varsity. He texted me and said Momma huge news! I am the DH!
I wanted to make sure that was a good thing.
Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:18 PM (bVhJi)

It means he can hit the ball, well.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe

Congrats !

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (arJlL)

134 "I think it was a sitcom.
Posted by: Robert"

My Two Cucks

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (vrz2I)

135 Was that the one that shot over the toll booth? Good times.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (SchxB)

Yeeeaaaah, that's the one!!!!

That shit was hilarious.

I think someone eventually put the audio and video together. It was glorious.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (2IHpg)

136 those fat MFers have had enuff fried chicken

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (geLO8)

137 >>>Lord forgive me, I can't stop laughing at the chicken robbery video.

>Have you seen the price of chicken lately? Robbery will offset the price of chicken the next time they go to the market.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (oWZwa)

138 119 My Two Dads. With Paul Raiser.

Posted by: Bete at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (8E+wy)

139 Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 06:27 PM (k5W2O)

140 Neither of those people stealing food look as if they've ever missed a meal, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (MmndN)

141 Likely ever since parents started buying 14 year old's Tommy John for their birthday.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

So ridiculous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)

142 Rush said it first: Twitter is a sewer

Posted by: torabora at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (Y274z)

143 Or Aisan.
Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2022 06:20 PM (XHhHI)

Read that as Alien...now THAT would blow some minds.

Posted by: Boswell at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (5iUNf)

144 Did those chicken robbers have weapons? Don't see any.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (63Dwl)

145 Yes. It was called My Two Dads and starred BJ McKay. But Bear wasn't in it.

Bear was trying to get a remake of "Planet of the Apes" greenlit. Couldn't have any other projects in the way if it happened. He was a few years too early, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (SchxB)

146 I realize I have become anesthetized to this stuff. I am not shocked anymore, although I did chuckle watching those two chicken dinner thieves.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (0W3z4)

147 Yes. It was called My Two Dads and starred BJ McKay. But Bear wasn't in it.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2022 06:26 PM (xPl2J)

If it had just been a BJ there wouldn't be a question about paternity...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (II3Gr)

148 "Ukes (well, somebody in that broad category) hitting Donetsk towns pretty regularly now. No shred of a military rationale, just area weapons into populated areas"

this is video of some of that (YouTube) ~20 dead, Russian soldiers walking around. idk why the Russians are in town ... if they are there with tanks, that might make them a target? Other reports of mass burials, saying maybe 20,000 dead civilians ... probably hype I guess. So much is unclear, as both sides claim the other are shelling civilian dwellings. There do seem to be a lot of high rise apartments shelled, but could be pics from Syria for all I know.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (Cus5s)

149 @119. My Two Dads. With Greg Evigan and shoot that guy who was in the sitcom with Helen Hunt.

In the pilot it was made kinda ambiguously gay gay gay but then they had to make it that those guys were pulling so much tail that of course they both nailed the same chick.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (9otr5)

150 Rush said it first: Twitter is a sewer
Posted by: torabora

The internet is a sewer.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (UioMC)

151 Rush said it first: Twitter is a sewer
Posted by: torabora

Was that on Roll the Bones or Presto?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (OssQ4)

152 144 Did those chicken robbers have weapons? Don't see any.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2022 06:28 PM (63Dwl)

Death by crushing trauma.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (II3Gr)

153 Lady in the yellow mask needs *her* food stolen.

The car stuntsperson could have killed someone.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (rF64X)

154 the link
https://is.gd/iap1wT

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (Cus5s)

155 So your son can't field?
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (ju2Fy)

https://youtu.be/DLs0pjWnzTY
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:25
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Heh.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (ju2Fy)

156 98 Any old timers remember?

There was a video posted...either by Ace or the cobs...of a car hitting a barrier and catching some serious air? Someone made a page with the Dukes horn audio that you could click while watching the video.

It was great!
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (2IHpg)

_________________________________

Paul Walker video?

Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (rZP7P)

157 here's the youtube of the flying tollbooth car

https://tinyurl.com/2s49ta5x

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO8)

158 Good God people, if you want your children to act human give them a human name.
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply

Yeah! What he said!

Posted by: Ffly-from-Fornication Bull at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (p6Md5)

159 Those people who stole the food at the chicken place: they don't look like they needed more food.

Posted by: Ralph at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (Qf//C)

160 Fuck Joe Biden
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Is that you again, Jill?

Posted by: Ashley at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (WmGrA)

161 Convenience store up the street had a car drive through the wall right into the middle of the store a few months ago. They installed some concrete posts out front.

About a month ago another car hit the posts so fast it was launched into the store taking out part of the roof. If they had any luck......

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (AmoqO)

162 That girl is real marriage material. And so are the guys.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (rF64X)

163 Those people who stole the food at the chicken place: they don't look like they needed more food.
Posted by: Ralph at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (Qf//C)

Girlfriend definitely needs a new shirt, though. One that fits.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (Ez6QX)

164 What the living @($#@! is going on with that white boy rap?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

165 Hey chique!

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (hOlji)

166 I think someone eventually put the audio and video together. It was glorious.

For your viewing pleasure:

https://youtu.be/uj4MEGi-OyQ

Not sure if that's the original, but it's got all the elements.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:31 PM (SchxB)

167 >>About a month ago another car hit the posts so fast it was launched into the store taking out part of the roof. If they had any luck......

Should have gone with a velcro wall.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2022 06:31 PM (lhr6a)

168 What a lucky trio up top

S/

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 06:31 PM (2JoB8)

169 Papa was a rollin stone
Wherever he laid his head was his home
And when he died
All he left us was alone

Posted by: Regular joe at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (nnp+f)

170 Those food robbers don't look like they've missed many meals.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (FVME7)

171 157 here's the youtube of the flying tollbooth car

https://tinyurl.com/2s49ta5x
Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO

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I saw Bruce Willis take out a helicopter the same exact way! Honest!

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (U1eOr)

172 Sooner or later, you've stole enough nuggets. Deep Thoughts from Barky the 1st.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)

173 we are a team

That may well be how it happened in the first place.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 16, 2022 06:13 PM (Xrfse)

HINT: The father ISN'T the one who went in through the back door, dearie.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (guGkK)

174 Trio Mandili:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kJd9PwVwY

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (qpX6U)

175 Here's to hoping the throuple at the top can pool resources to support their bastard child without government subsidies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (oWZwa)

176 Greg Evigan was also in A Year at the Top with Paul Schafer about a band that sold its soul to the Devil for, you know, a year at the top.

Kind of closed end for the writers but it got cancelled after 6 episodes so they were saved.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (9otr5)

177 Those food robbers don't look like they've missed many meals.

They hit every table, they didn't miss any meals.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (SchxB)

178 When some mans love a woman...

Posted by: Zombie Percy Sledge at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (Xrfse)

179 That yellow ski mask on Ms Chicken Robber's head...
But she was rockin' those boots.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (hOlji)

180 Did those chicken robbers have weapons? Don't see any.

Their weapons were surprise and a fanatical devotion to the pope.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (nfrXX)

181 That fat black woman thief really should be stealing food from some salad place.

Stealing from a fast-food chicken place is just going to add heft to her already weighty problems.

I'd also suggest that she steal herself some clothes from a store that actually carries her size, because she has clearly been stealing from a place that sells sizes that she really shouldn't wear. She needs to find some plus-size or super-size store to steal from because, after all, if one is going to be a thief, one need not be a tacky thief!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (k4dH2)

182 There was a video posted...either by Ace or the cobs...of a car hitting a barrier and catching some serious air? Someone made a page with the Dukes horn audio that you could click while watching the video.

It was great!
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:23 PM (2IHpg)

_________________________________

Paul Walker video?
Posted by: Orson at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (rZP7P)

Not nice.

Posted by: James Dean at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (k5W2O)

183 Of course, with a Soros D.A., they'd get out on Time Served, with a side of fries.

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2022 06:16 PM (QzJWU)

They'll get off with a BCD.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (SH2Zi)

184 Those boys up top look barely legal age. Good lord.

Posted by: Tuna at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (gLRfa)

185 They hit every table, they didn't miss any meals.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (hOlji)

186 >>>What the living @($#@! is going on with that white boy rap?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

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I think it was self-promotion. Pretty good too, although it took me a while to figure out.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (U1eOr)

187 "400 pounds, 3 inch heels, and not a single nugget or fry dropped"

She need to go to the fat farm (prison) for a year or two, dropping a hundred pounds or more would be the best reform.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (Cus5s)

188 How many stones you guess those ladies went?

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (Vr12I)

189 At some point, you've eaten enough fried chicken

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

190 Re the skank, makes one rethink the abortion question. For sure the 3 pictured should have been.

Posted by: Dingbat at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (LXWTj)

191 Hey SMH! How are you?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (rF64X)

192 Speaking of fat people, it's time for me to go home and work out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (Ez6QX)

193 >>How many stones you guess those ladies went?

Posted by: kraken

all of them

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

194 Free food makes you eat too much.

Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (taPSh)

195 here's the youtube of the flying tollbooth car

https://tinyurl.com/2s49ta5x
Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO

Dude...

High five!!!

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (2IHpg)

196 she so fat...

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (geLO8)

197 16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.
Posted by: Jmel

Great news, this means he's probably the best and most reliable hitter on the team. It also means he may not be among the 9 best fielders on the team.

*I denounce myself

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (WFMLs)

198 Someone should tell the chicken robbers about these things called "buffets"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (guGkK)

199 Chicken robbers seemed to be fake. They had a camera crew.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (NyKsY)

200 That chicken video.....I just can't even right now.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (3vQN0)

201 I think that White Boy rap is some comedian/ performance artist who uses the Plano City Council meetings for.his venue.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (9otr5)

202 Speaking of fat people, it's time for me to go home and work out.
Posted by: Jordan61

You look Mahvelous !

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (arJlL)

203
For your viewing pleasure:

https://youtu.be/uj4MEGi-OyQ

Not sure if that's the original, but it's got all the elements.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 16, 2022 06:31 PM (SchxB)

The opening audio is from Bullet. I like it. And am still laughing at it. DFW Airport. Go figure.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

204 I'd also suggest that she steal herself some clothes from a store that actually carries her size, because she has clearly been stealing from a place that sells sizes that she really shouldn't wear. She needs to find some plus-size or super-size store to steal from because, after all, if one is going to be a thief, one need not be a tacky thief!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (k4dH2)

I assure you she believes she looks amazing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (rF64X)

205 199 Chicken robbers seemed to be fake. They had a camera crew.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (NyKsY

Pretty entertaining.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:36 PM (Vr12I)

206 199 Chicken robbers seemed to be fake. They had a camera crew.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (NyKsY)

____

Camera crew is a guy with a cell phone. It could well be fake but that's not exactly hard hitting evidence.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 16, 2022 06:36 PM (3vQN0)

207 I assure you she believes she looks amazing.
Posted by: chique l'African
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:36 PM (hOlji)

208 >>Someone should tell the chicken robbers about these things called "buffets"

Posted by: Cicero

YOU HEAH FOUR OWAH! YOU GO NOW!

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (geLO8)

209 198 Someone should tell the chicken robbers about these things called "buffets"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:35 PM (guGkK)

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I can just imagine the mayhem. I mean, Golden Corral table spacing can barely accommodate a wheelbarrow, say nothing of a bucket loader.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (U1eOr)

210 >What the living @($#@! is going on with that white boy rap?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

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I think it was self-promotion. Pretty good too, although it took me a while to figure out.
Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:33 PM (U1eOr)

He punks the city councils on a variety of issues with a rap performance. He has it timed to the second.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (X5jRy)

211 174 Trio Mandili:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kJd9PwVwY

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at March 16, 2022 06:32 PM (qpX6U)

I discovered Trio Mandili a few months ago and I love them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (xPl2J)

212 Sponge, there you are! I been missin you.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (bVk7f)

213 >>Not sure if that's the original, but it's got all the elements.

They nailed the doppler effect on the General Lee Horn.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (lhr6a)

214 Now I'm hankering for some chicken tenders. And dipping sauces.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2022 06:38 PM (oWZwa)

215 "Someone should tell the chicken robbers about these things called "buffets"

She'd probably like "Cheeseburger In Paradise".

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:38 PM (vrz2I)

216 207 On the other hand, she clearly doesn't dress like she thinks she's a dude. In this case I don't know that that is a good thing though.

Posted by: Bete at March 16, 2022 06:38 PM (8E+wy)

217 What the living @($#@! is going on with that white boy rap?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)
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I just wish it had been Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: Axeman at March 16, 2022 06:39 PM (XHhHI)

218 >> She needs to find some plus-size or super-size store

Omar The Tentmaker to the white courtesy phone, please...

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:39 PM (geLO8)

219 Menage-a-twat.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:39 PM (bVk7f)

220 Sports fanatics I need help
16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.
Posted by: Jmel

Means he's got no glove.
What kind of Dad are you, anyway?
(j/k)

Posted by: MkY at March 16, 2022 06:39 PM (cPGH3)

221 Sponge, there you are! I been missin you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:37 PM (bVk7f)

Awwwww.....

{{{{Ben Had}}}}

Took short vacation camping up in Oklahoma with the wife. Got some good relax time in. Weather wasn't awesome, tho, so we didn't get out much like we wanted.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 16, 2022 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)

222 Yep.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:36 PM (hOlji)

You know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math ~~Queen~~ King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 16, 2022 06:39 PM (rF64X)

223 Can't wait to see who the kid looks like.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (guGkK)

224 I wish we could somehow combine the chicken robbery story, the baby daddy story and the car jump story into one story, get it on video, and then have that other dude rap about it.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (dscaa)

225 jmel look at it if he is excited it's a great thing for him. He probably is the most powerful hitter on the team so got that spot.

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (2JoB8)

226 "Someone should tell the chicken robbers about these things called "buffets"
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You go home now!

Posted by: John Pinette's Chinese Waiter at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (XHhHI)

227 He punks the city councils on a variety of issues with a rap performance. He has it timed to the second.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

It's hilarious.

I love seeing politicians mocked and disrespected.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (MMLyn)

228 Omar The Tentmaker to the white courtesy phone, please...

Spandex has truly been a mixed blessing of our age.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (nfrXX)

229 Huh, wonder which family member asked him for that.

The entire tangled Biden family tree.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (D6lWx)

230 Best chicken by faaaar is bone-in chicken. Fried chicken my favorite flesh food. Grandma made the best - cast iron skillet and Crisco.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (Vr12I)

231 Can't wait to see who the kid looks like.

It will be born a tranny, guaranteed.

Posted by: Zombie Percy Sledge at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (Xrfse)

232 Inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out. Or, in this case, three or four.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (FVME7)

233 224 That's gold!

Posted by: Michael Bay at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (8E+wy)

234 You know what I'm talking about.
___

lol, unfortunately, I do.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (hOlji)

235 218 >> She needs to find some plus-size or super-size store

Omar The Tentmaker to the white courtesy phone, please...
____________

Or she could just call that Ana Navarro chick and find out where she buys hers . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (k4dH2)

236 >>>I wish we could somehow combine the chicken robbery story, the baby daddy story and the car jump story into one story, get it on video, and then have that other dude rap about it.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (dscaa)

That's what this post is.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (QYPq3)

237 Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (MMLyn)

His Covid rap was a classic.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (X5jRy)

238 224 I wish we could somehow combine the chicken robbery story, the baby daddy story and the car jump story into one story, get it on video, and then have that other dude rap about it.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:40 PM (dscaa)

This is why I come here.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2022 06:42 PM (9otr5)

239 The world is their buffet.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:42 PM (dscaa)

240 Did those chicken robbers have weapons? Don't see any.

*

Where in the midwest do you live to not understand exactly why they were allowed to rob everyone in the restaurant with no fear?

Your life would be ruined, and you'd likely lose everything, for that chicken wing.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 16, 2022 06:42 PM (vwLCV)

241 Or she could just call that Ana Navarro chick and find out where she buys hers . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 06:41 PM (k4dH2

Or some of Hillary's Khrushchev pants!

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 06:42 PM (ONvIw)

242 SMH, Hi hon.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:43 PM (bVk7f)

243 About a month ago another car hit the posts so fast it was launched into the store taking out part of the roof. If they had any luck......
Posted by: Javems

I like the car that almost hit the target store sign. The caption read "up two, to the right two, send it again".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2022 06:43 PM (UioMC)

244 I bet they would not have stole Stacy Abram's chicken wing.

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:43 PM (vrz2I)

245 So they don't know if the baby will be zebra or checkerboard?

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2022 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

246 Man that Hunter Biden is such a perv. Tone it down a few notches Hunter!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at March 16, 2022 06:44 PM (A3b6q)

247 From the anime Vivy the mid-season OP "Galaxy Anthem"

https://youtu.be/bySay9gB7sQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 06:44 PM (64sZ6)

248 My mom literally goes "hey look what happened at work" and sends me this

They got lucky. Should be able to buff that out.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 06:45 PM (D6lWx)

249 Hillary's fashion idol says "Hello!"

https://tinyurl.com/mrx3djrr

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 06:45 PM (ONvIw)

250 24 Those people are procreating. Super.
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Well I read that picture as there being another guy somewhere who is the father.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 16, 2022 06:46 PM (qfLjt)

251 The chicken spot thing has to be staged.

Posted by: Bosk at March 16, 2022 06:46 PM (x6uUk)

252 Those people are procreating. Super.
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Well I read that picture as there being another guy somewhere who is the father.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 16, 2022 06:46 PM (qfLjt)
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Amniocentesis is your friend.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2022 06:46 PM (T8gyh)

253 What would the end of slavery had been without the civil war? Is there a book that makes a good argument that it would be xyz?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 16, 2022 06:46 PM (ybIRR)

254 228 Omar The Tentmaker to the white courtesy phone, please...

Spandex has truly been a mixed blessing of our age.
__________

When I walk past some of those women and see the seams of their stretchy pants strained to the max I sometimes wonder if maybe they're just conducting physics experiments to see how much abuse the fabric can take and for how long before it just explodes or disintegrates into nothingness.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (k4dH2)

255 Turkey baster loaded with anonymous sperm

So who knows what will spawn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (64sZ6)

256 248 My mom literally goes "hey look what happened at work" and sends me this

They got lucky. Should be able to buff that out.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 06:45 PM (D6lWx)

Well at least she was not " figuratively saying" because then we would be suspicious.

Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (Vr12I)

257 "The chicken spot thing has to be staged."

Chicken so good you'll steal it!

Posted by: fd at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (vrz2I)

258 Did those chicken robbers have weapons? Don't see any.

They threatened to sit on the lap of anyone who didn't hand it over.

Posted by: JT at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (arJlL)

259 Can't wait to see who the kid looks like.

I'm thinking a freckled redhead. And a lot of 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (D6lWx)

260 If Gus Fring managed that chicken place they wouldn't have these incidents.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (guGkK)

261 I'm not going to give the threesome raft of shit. At least they are calling the baby a blessing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (bVk7f)

262 We are not in hell yet are we? Cause there seems to be a heap of evil stuff going around.

Posted by: Eromero at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (pheRU)

263 That video of the black mother aghast at her child's misdemeanor charge being upped to a felony because the language made it a hate crime is fantastic. "I feel like they're just trying to ruin people's lives"

hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (vwLCV)

264 Nikita needs some Vulcan hands.

Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (taPSh)

265 Had a thought about U.S. and Russia's relations concerning the war. Wonder what things are like on the International Space Station? Remembering the movie "2010".

Posted by: Javems at March 16, 2022 06:48 PM (/lE6c)

266 That's what they get for putting a traffic circle in front of the office parking lot.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2022 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

267 Spandex canna stand the pressure, try the Kevlar reinforced Spanx.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2022 06:48 PM (64sZ6)

268
Mega Mac has another fat person trying to get out from inside her. His name is Ben.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 06:48 PM (SKVme)

269 Bummer. Just found out the Ernest Tubb Record Shop is closing.

Posted by: Bert G at March 16, 2022 06:48 PM (TxXrI)

270 35 I can't even be that mad about two dudes boning the same gash saying, "Who's the daddy? Who cares!"

Kid will have a hell of life, sure, but would you rather have two maybe-daddies who care about you, or zero daddies?

At least the impulse to do "a" right thing is there, which shouldn't be mocked.
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Thank God, no abortion mentioned.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 16, 2022 06:48 PM (qfLjt)

271 >> What would the end of slavery had been without the civil war? Is there a book that makes a good argument that it would be xyz?

A book about William Wilberforce?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 06:49 PM (MmndN)

272 264 Nikita needs some Vulcan hands.
Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (taPSh)

Da, live long and prosper, comrade, Klaftern

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 06:49 PM (ONvIw)

273 >>When I walk past some of those women and see the seams of their stretchy pants strained to the max

the only women I see wearing these pants are women who definitely should not be wearing these pants

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:49 PM (geLO8)

274 Just how many different pictures are out there of Hunter Biden looking drugged out of his mind with a cigarette or crackpipe hanging out of his mouth?

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2022 06:49 PM (sVtYq)

275
They took the chicken
Never been in a kitchen
Only to eat
When they smell cooked meat

Or any meat...
They will eat it raw
They could eat Godzilla to a draw

-Epic Rap Guy

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:50 PM (dscaa)

276 The Inman with the golf cart getting major air was good too.

Posted by: goodluckduck at March 16, 2022 06:50 PM (pCXlW)

277 Is being very sharp-looking suit, da?

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:50 PM (geLO8)

278 Holy cow there is a good comment in the hate crime thread (unassociated, just there as a "you might also like" sort of thing I guess)

Apparently every progressive can afford a Tesla, but can't afford to pay back student loans.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 16, 2022 06:50 PM (vwLCV)

279 Just how many different pictures are out there of Hunter Biden looking drugged out of his mind with a cigarette or crackpipe hanging out of his mouth?

And those are from his high school yearbook.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:50 PM (guGkK)

280 I'm not going to give the threesome raft of shit. At least they are calling the baby a blessing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (bVk7f)

Small mercies indeed.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:51 PM (dscaa)

281 "Just how many different pictures are out there of Hunter Biden looking drugged out of his mind with a cigarette or crackpipe hanging out of his mouth?"

Not enough to make a difference.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2022 06:51 PM (jTmQV)

282 LiB there were probably hours of video on his laptops

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2022 06:51 PM (2JoB8)

283 Hooray! Someone fixed the Twatter car jump video!

https://tinyurl.com/muv2t36f

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2022 06:51 PM (WKVBe)

284 That video of the black mother aghast at her child's misdemeanor charge being upped to a felony because the language made it a hate crime is fantastic. "I feel like they're just trying to ruin people's lives"
Posted by: Moron Rubie

Hahn?

Posted by: Ffly-from-Fornication Bull at March 16, 2022 06:52 PM (p6Md5)

285 274 Just how many different pictures are out there of Hunter Biden looking drugged out of his mind with a cigarette or crackpipe hanging out of his mouth?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2022 06:49 PM (sVtYq)

googolplex

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 06:52 PM (ONvIw)

286 Just how many different pictures are out there of Hunter Biden looking drugged out of his mind with a cigarette or crackpipe hanging out of his mouth?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2022 06:49 PM (sVtYq)

There's like a hundred compromising images of Hunter floating around. But he's totally incompetent. I shudder to think what might be out there with Joe and Jill.

Do you remember that story awhile back, where that trucker got caught banging his sister in his sleeper at a church?

Those people are probably Bidens.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 06:52 PM (SKVme)

287 "The chicken spot thing has to be staged."
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The only stage those girls are going near are the stages of congestive heart failure.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2022 06:52 PM (dscaa)

288 Ben Had!

Small blessings indeed.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:52 PM (hOlji)

289 Jmel - congrats to your boy. Making any spot on a varsity roster is a big deal if you're at a high school with sizable enrollment. DH means you're a reliable hitter. What the others said about fielding may or may not be true. Encourage him to keep working on defense. In baseball, change is constant. If he works hard and hustles, fair-minded coaches will look for reasons to play your son when someone gets cold / injured. Good luck!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 16, 2022 06:52 PM (kuJJV)

290 I'm not going to give the threesome raft of shit. At least they are calling the baby a blessing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (bVk7f)

I agree with that

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 06:53 PM (ONvIw)

291 I'm not going to give the threesome raft of shit. At least they are calling the baby a blessing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (bVk7f)

Yep. And they can put it up for adoption on a majority vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2022 06:54 PM (guGkK)

292 Try to steal my chicken and I'll stab your fat hand with a plastic fork.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

293 So, Montgomery Scott came from the future and brought us Stainless Beryllium Spandex? Uh... thanks dude.

Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 06:55 PM (taPSh)

294 I wonder what Joe Brandon is worried about with the posting of sexy pictures issue.
Someone have some Jill Biden pics or Joe Biden pics or... ?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 16, 2022 06:55 PM (pOvT7)

295 CO renames Mount Evans, because woke

now it's 'Mount Blue Sky'

see, somebody named Evans did something retroactively bad in 1864

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (geLO8)

296 That video of the black mother aghast at her child's misdemeanor charge being upped to a felony because the language made it a hate crime is fantastic. "I feel like they're just trying to ruin people's lives"
Posted by: Moron Rubie

Dems da rules.

Posted by: flounder at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (m5eZ0)

297 Try to steal my chicken and I'll stab your fat hand with a plastic fork.
Posted by: wth
___

I keep a knife on me when out in public.
And I know how to use it.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (hOlji)

298 Love the car video with the Dukes of Hazzard song superimposed.

Now do the chicken robbery video with "Buffalo Girls" dubbed over it.

Posted by: 496 at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (U1eOr)

299 >>Just how many different pictures are out there of Hunter Biden looking drugged out of his mind with a cigarette or crackpipe hanging out of his mouth?

Follow-up questions:
-- Who took these pictures? (not the selfies -- the ones where he's passed out)
-- Why in the world would Hunter have them on his laptop?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (MmndN)

300 I'm not going to give the threesome raft of shit. At least they are calling the baby a blessing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 06:47 PM (bVk7f)

I agree with that

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 06:53 PM (ONvIw)

The cynic in me tells me those words are for public consumption. Statistically, the "relationship" will end poorly and soon. We'll be paying for mom and her child for years.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

301 What the hell?

An appeals court set Juicy free while he appeals his conviction.

https://bit.ly/3w88RXc

Goes to twatter.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2022 06:57 PM (8/9Tc)

302
Try to steal my chicken and I'll stab your fat hand with a plastic fork.
Posted by: wth at March 16, 2022 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

When they were kids, one of my family members fork-stabbed another for pilfering from his plate at dinner. "Get yer cotton-pickin' fingers off my biscuit," he said.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 06:57 PM (SKVme)

303 You know, I don't live in much of a socioeconomic bubble, and I am friendly with all kinds of odd people, but I don't know anybody who has had naked pictures of themselves posted online, or who has done that to others.

WTF?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (Y2hlM)

304 The cynic in me tells me those words are for public consumption. Statistically, the "relationship" will end poorly and soon. We'll be paying for mom and her child for years.
___

That will likely happen.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (hOlji)

305 that rap was incredible

Posted by: thathalfrican - All up in arms like minute men at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (YglAn)

306 At least they are calling the baby a blessing.

For now...

Posted by: Zombie Percy Sledge at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (Xrfse)

307 Althea Bernstein who was burned in Madison WI?

The Video tapes did not show any evidence of any attack. Downtown Madison has lots and lots of cameras.

She was driving home from participating in a riot that night. IIRC, there were rioters attempting to set fire to the Police Building which included the juvenile detention cells using lighter fluid. Setting a jail full of children on fire?

Ann Althouse had posts on this. A lot of the commenters mentioned these "unknown details."

https://tinyurl.com/39bpcuvc

they mention the riot towards the bottom, but not her role, or any fire.

https://tinyurl.com/39bpcuvc

Posted by: rd at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (Z32m1)

308 Revealing picture of his naked friend ???

Naked picture of his revealing friend ?
Freindly picture of his naked reveal ?
Naked friend of revealing picture ?

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2022 06:59 PM (V13WU)

309 >What the hell?

An appeals court set Juicy free while he appeals his conviction.

$10 says his sentence gets commuted to time served

Posted by: DB at March 16, 2022 06:59 PM (geLO8)

310 Somebody at one of those tables could have just stuck their foot out when chubby ran by and made that video epic.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2022 06:59 PM (v0R5T)

311 BTW, the repair guy who discovered the stuff on Hunter's laptop is being ruined by the DOJ and the IRS.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2022 06:59 PM (jTmQV)

312 By the way, those two black guys think one of them is the father.

Doesn't mean it's true.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2022 07:00 PM (FsZ2q)

313 Statistically, the "relationship" will end poorly and soon. We'll be paying for mom and her child for years.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

Probably. None of that is smart. But at least they didn't do the murder. That's a plus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 07:00 PM (SKVme)

314 What the hell?

An appeals court set Juicy free while he appeals his conviction.

https://bit.ly/3w88RXc

Everything is a mindfuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 16, 2022 07:01 PM (k5W2O)

315 The cynic in me tells me those words are for public consumption. Statistically, the "relationship" will end poorly and soon. We'll be paying for mom and her child for years.

Posted by: Archer at March 16, 2022 06:56 PM (gmo/4)

Maybe, maybe not, with respect to the payments. Maybe she's got a family who will help her get through a program and get a job. One of the women at the hospital I retired from had a situation like this, her parents helped her through a nursing program, and babysat while she worked her way through an APN degree. Not all unwed moms have no support and go on welfare.

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 16, 2022 07:01 PM (ONvIw)

316 307 Posted by: rd at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (Z32m1)

Her "burns" are consistent with flash burns, frankly I suspect her parents were probably not down with the struggle and she created the event to explain her burns gained from "theatricality."

Again, the feds were functionally providing command, control, and coordination for the riots and acting to some degree as protection for them consequently if evidence existed not only would passive surveillance have caught it the Fed drone cams would have.

//Facts

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

317 that rap was incredible
Posted by: thathalfrican
___

o_O

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 16, 2022 07:01 PM (hOlji)

318 >>see, somebody named Evans did something retroactively bad in 1864

Oh for pete's sake! Are they going to rename the collegiate peaks because the schools' founders were evil white men (e.g. Yale founder owned slaves)?

They did that with Agassiz Rock in MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 07:01 PM (MmndN)

319 Archer, maybe. Lots of problems with this scenario, yes. At least they are looking at life for this child.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 07:02 PM (bVk7f)

320 Sure their a team... until she makes them pay child support.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

321
Shit, they renamed Mt. McKinley just for fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2022 07:03 PM (SKVme)

322 73 When you look at the race percentage of unwed mothers what they don't show is that around 30% of the white percentage of unwed mothers have black fathers.
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That's ambiguous. The baby has a Black father or the woman has a Black father?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 16, 2022 07:03 PM (qfLjt)

323 An American League high school. Who knew?

Posted by: Richard Quest at March 16, 2022 07:03 PM (6le/T)

324 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 16, 2022 07:03 PM (xtLt2)

325 Jussie's bond is two bread-ties and some pocket lint.

Posted by: klaftern at March 16, 2022 07:04 PM (taPSh)

326 303 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 16, 2022 06:58 PM (Y2hlM)

My nymphomaniac ex does not have pictures floating around the web at random...

that is what snapchat was for.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 07:04 PM (Lzpvj)

327 Hooray! Someone fixed the Twatter car jump video!
https://tinyurl.com/muv2t36f
Posted by: Robert

Perfect!

Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 07:04 PM (D6lWx)

328 >>Statistically, the "relationship" will end poorly and soon. We'll be paying for mom and her child for years.

Goven that they are her boyfriends, neither one is her husband, probably already maxing out entitlements.
Julia, is that you?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2022 07:04 PM (MmndN)

329 YD, I wish you had been around to talk to Broseidon yesterday.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2022 07:05 PM (bVk7f)

330 More Questions on Althea Bernstein story:

https://tinyurl.com/2exwck6a

4. Is it significant or just coincidence that a person was photographed tossing a Molotov cocktail with what appears to be charcoal lighter fluid at the Madison City-County building during rioting just a few hundred yards from where Bernstein claimed she was burned by four white males. Nurses suspected that charcoal lighter fluid burned Bernstein?

Posted by: rd at March 16, 2022 07:05 PM (Z32m1)

331 that rap was incredible
Posted by: thathalfrican
.......

That took balls.
Misshapened shrivelly balls.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2022 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

332 By the way, those two black guys think one of them is the father.

Doesn't mean it's true.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2022 07:00 PM (FsZ2q)
*******
"You are not the father."
"And you are not the father."

Maury Povich

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2022 07:06 PM (NpAcC)

333 330 Posted by: rd at March 16, 2022 07:05 PM (Z32m1)

They are not particularly skilled at mayhem, thank God they have federal protection.

If she was doused and ignited the burn pattern would be different she got splash flash or too close and got flame-kist.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 07:07 PM (Lzpvj)

334 89 I don't think Jeff and RealystTe have figured out they are both potentially on the hook for the next 18 years. That gal is a dreaming of two child support checks every month, what hustle!
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DNA, paternity test?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 16, 2022 07:07 PM (qfLjt)

335 My kid came out looking like an Asian boy. Looks like my mother now.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 16, 2022 07:08 PM (b+v9B)

336 335 Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 16, 2022 07:08 PM (b+v9B)

My son looked like he was from Vulcan or the planet Conehead....

then he looked Scottish....

then he looked human.

Posted by: sven at March 16, 2022 07:10 PM (Lzpvj)

337 Looking at those two guys I think we can all agree...

SMOD its time

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2022 07:15 PM (ESjRY)

338 16 year old son was just named the DH for his varsity baseball team. He is bonkers excited. Is this a good thing? I am embarrassed that I do not know.
Posted by: Jmel at March 16, 2022 06:12
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So your son can't field?
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 16, 2022 06:24 PM (ju2Fy)

Not yet, but some one with a glove on his hand can't hit.

Posted by: Agitator at March 16, 2022 07:20 PM (8Avx7)

339 188 How many stones you guess those ladies went?
Posted by: kraken at March 16, 2022 06:34 PM (Vr12I)

Between 15 and 20.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 16, 2022 07:36 PM (xnpli)

340 256 248 My mom literally goes "hey look what happened at work" and sends me this

They got lucky. Should be able to buff that out.
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2022 06:45 PM (D6lWx)

Well at least she was not " figuratively saying" because then we would be suspicious.
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That.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 16, 2022 07:39 PM (qfLjt)

341 Ben Had...

I was watching an old HBO special on the 1980 USA / CCCP hockey "Miracle on Ice" last night (still brings a tear to my eye).

Mike Eruzione was telling a story of how they had received thousands of telegrams in Lake Placid the day before the game, but the one that stood out was from a women in Texas, it read:

Beat those Commie bastards!!!

Was that you?

Posted by: Gen. Dietrich von Choltitz at March 16, 2022 07:44 PM (BgMrQ)

342 /off crazy German general sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 16, 2022 07:46 PM (BgMrQ)

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