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Covid Fanatic and Potential Trump Assassin Stabs Two Employees at the Museum of Modern Art;
Media Not Interested in Story, Doesn't Report on His Crazed Leftist Rantings on Social Media

A mentally ill man whose sanity had worsened during the Covid lockdowns (as predicted, as planned) was denied entrance to the MoMA, due to past disruptive behavior.

So he came back dressed like Fat Zodiac and stabbed two employees there.

Gothamist.com is one of the few media outlets willing to report on his political beliefs:

The man who allegedly stabbed two employees at the Museum of Modern Art on Saturday was a Broadway usher and passionate critic of former President Donald Trump whose recent social media tirades had worried some of his friends, several people who spoke to Gothamist on Sunday said.

Security footage released Sunday showed the enraged suspect, who police identified as 60-year-old Gary Cabana, leaping over the museum counter, cornering two employees and plunging a knife into them as they tried to escape. He fled the building and remained at large Sunday, the NYPD said.


...

Varney and other friends said that Cabana had a history of mental illness, which appeared to worsen during the pandemic. A public Facebook post shared on an account that three friends said belongs to Cabana called the stabbing a "total frame job," while seeming to acknowledge that he had previous altercations at the museum.

"Bipolar is a tough road to hoe," one of those posts from Sunday read. "Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde on the 2 'supposed' days I 'acted up: 2/24 +. 3/9. Total blind side when I got 'the letter,'" an apparent reference to the letter revoking his MoMA membership.

It continued: "It wasn't SCREAM 6 at MoMA it was poke poke poke wake-up call."

Note he's claiming he's being framed, and then also justifying the stabbings as a "poke poke wake-up call."

Multiple people close to Cabana said they noticed a shift in his social media presence at the start of the pandemic, as his musings shifted from critiquing films to posts filled with anger directed at tourists who did not follow COVID protocols, as well as Trump, whose leadership Cabana said allowed the pandemic to worsen.

"His politics are liberal," Varney said. "He'd get more worked up about them than I would choose to."

Later the article notes:


"COVID hit him hard as far as loneliness," Blair said. "Nobody was able to visit him."

50 anger directed at tourists who did not follow COVID protocols,

**

This was quickly glossed over, but this is normal people behaving normally. No masks, no masks on their kids, just happy people living life.

Remember, this is what they wanted.

It worked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better

He stabbed the workers repeatedly but, thankfully, non-fatally.


The two 24-year-old victims, a man and a woman, were stabbed in the lower back, back of the neck, and collarbone. Both were taken to Bellevue Hospital with non-life-threatening wounds, police said.

He worked as a theater usher and would rant and rave about people not being masked. Covid shut down Broadway for almost two years, so that contributed to this bent leftist lunatic's dissolving sanity.

Even Gothamist undersells it; he's not just a "passionate Trump critic," he's using social media on the run to threaten to kill the (real) president.

Think we'll see any media heavy-breathing about how unhinged political messaging and Misinformation can drive people towards violence?

Obviously, they won't; they like that their own demented conspiracy theories and red-meat political agitation drives their leftist allies to commit murder. That's the coward's way of fighting a war: typing up psyops propaganda to drive the mentally ill to do what the coward only dreams of doing.

This video of the attacks is disturbing.

Gavin Mario Wax
@GavinWax

Nobody is reporting it but the brutal MoMA stabber is a crazy Covidian who hates "no-maskers" and "Repubs".

See his social post below:

He also says he wants "2 BEAT THE REPUBLICANS 2 THE PUNCH" and start his own insurrection before they do.

He also vows to "DOUBLE-CAP" Republican "Virus Zombies."


cabanamessage1.png

cabanamessage2.png

In this post, he talks about shooting Trump through a window ("BOOM BOOM") and then about using his knife to "cut the head off a fat snake."

cabanatrumpfantasy.png

CNN has other things to report on today.

Posted by: Ace at 03:15 PM




Comments

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1 First

Posted by: GF at March 14, 2022 03:16 PM (+EzUW)

2 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 03:16 PM (z5Vrg)

3 Is this insurrection?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

4 Look old Mack he is back!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 14, 2022 03:19 PM (XvPQV)

5 Multiple people close to Cabana said they noticed a shift in his social media presence at the start of the pandemic, as his musings shifted from critiquing films to posts filled with anger directed at tourists who did not follow COVID protocols, as well as Trump, whose leadership Cabana said allowed the pandemic to worsen.

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But any sort of limitation of usage of social media is authoritarian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:19 PM (LvTSG)

6 3 Is this insurrection?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

Peaceful protest.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 03:19 PM (z5Vrg)

7 not first!

Posted by: Inogame at March 14, 2022 03:19 PM (53oGX)

8 Has that f**ker Kurt commented today? I bet that's him.

Maybe raimondo?

Posted by: JROD at March 14, 2022 03:19 PM (0jZnq)

9 As Bonhomme said, Carry everywhere, get training, head on a swivel.

It is the land of wolves out there for many

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 14, 2022 03:20 PM (XvPQV)

10 Gary Joe Cabana?

Sounds Russian.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)

11 6 3 Is this insurrection?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

Peaceful protest.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 03:19 PM (z5Vrg)

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Ah, a riot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

12 You can't stab people when you're socially-distancing...except maybe with a pike.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:21 PM (XHhHI)

13 To be fair, the poor guy did lose his MoMA membership.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:21 PM (XG2Fi)

14 He's 60 and can jump over counters? I want to know what he eats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:21 PM (txdEq)

15 Not me

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2022 03:21 PM (lCui1)

16 Cabana was not able to cope-a.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM (XHhHI)

17 BTW: What's a 'double cap'?

Is he trying to say 'double tap'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM (XvPQV)

18 Local news story.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM (EiLuW)

19 Gary Joe Cabana?

Sounds Russian.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2022 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)


I remember when he played the steel drums for Jimmy Buffet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM (XG2Fi)

20 Sorry, but we can't report anything but the war

Posted by: The MFM led by FNC at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM (KiBMU)

21 To be fair, modern art can make anyone homicidal

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2022 03:23 PM (lCui1)

22 This crazy person's rantings are still more coherent than Kamala's fartclam.

Posted by: Inogame at March 14, 2022 03:23 PM (53oGX)

23 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THE MULTIPLE KNIFE VICTIMS WILL STILL VOTE DEMOCRAT AND ARE STILL PROBABLY ANTI-2A.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 14, 2022 03:23 PM (GYllL)

24 20 Sorry, but we can't report anything but the war
Posted by: The MFM led by FNC at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM (KiBMU)

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Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:23 PM (LvTSG)

25 Reporter: VP Harris if Pete and Re-Pete land on a tree and Pete flies away. Who is left ?

Harris: Re-Pete

Reporter: VP Harris if Pete and Re-Pete land on a tree and Pete flies away. Who is left ?

Harris: Re-Pete

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2022 03:23 PM (DgN54)

26 "Crazy Dem that wants to kill Republicans ... let him out, no bail." Soros DA

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Cus5s)

27 This is fine. Local story. Not news.

- American Media

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (BFigT)

28 Gary " Copa" Cabana.

Posted by: kraken at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Vr12I)

29 His name was Gary, he was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (XG2Fi)

30 It's good to know that those tough, effective, and fearless MOMA Security goons are protecting our precious modern art masterpeices

Posted by: Regular joe at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (nnp+f)

31 14 He's 60 and can jump over counters? I want to know what he eats.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:21 PM (txdEq)


Demon possession can give a person unnatural strength.

Not saying that's the case here; I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (6RgRK)

32 26 "Crazy Dem that wants to kill Republicans ... let him out, no bail." Soros DA
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Cus5s)

=========

*goes out to kill more Democrats because lives in New York City*
-knife dude

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (LvTSG)

33 > As Bonhomme said, Carry everywhere, get training, head on a swivel.

Whether you call it, "program compliance," "the discipline," or just "being prepared," carry everywhere you're allowed and don't go places you're not allowed to carry.

Hit the range and get good.

Also, get out of the damn cities.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (8/9Tc)

34 This is a local crime story.

-MSM

Posted by: Inogame at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (53oGX)

35 Modern Art can make a person very stabby. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (KMmDq)

36 It wasn't stab stab. Just poke poke poke wake up call

Posted by: Whoopi G at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (QYPq3)

37 Good.

More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (wVHhX)

38 I live in Manhattan and this has been a local story. Even though it was obvious they immediately knew who the guy was, they did not disclose his name. They had a picture of the guy -- who is white or at least looks it -- but no mention of his name. Why not? I think there's more to this than just another leftist lunatic.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

39 Apparently a Pat Travers fan as well

Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (hUPKb)

40 This fellow is the kind who, 80 years ago or even 50, would have been locked away with McMurphy and the other members of Nurse Ratched's ward. (The original Nurse, I mean!) Or deeper away with Olivia de Havilland in The Snake Pit.

Instead he was wandering around loose. Jeez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (txdEq)

41 If it weren't for Trump and this damn war!

Posted by: Broadway stabby guy at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (oBFfj)

42 35 Modern Art can make a person very stabby. Just sayin.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (KMmDq)

=========

I was assured that New York news was national news.

I mean...that's what started the covid panic, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

43 They can dismiss him as crazy, and therefore his crimes have no relationship to the poison and frantic state of crisis that they've kept the country in for five years or so.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (HCRZt)

44 Gary " Copa" Cabana.
Posted by: kraken at March 14, 2022 03:24 PM (Vr12I)
---
Gary "Could not Cope-a" Cabana.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (XHhHI)

45 Cabana just needed a couple of fruity drinks with little umbrellas.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

46 That's the dude that attacked me!

Posted by: Jussie S at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (QYPq3)

47 23 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, THE MULTIPLE KNIFE VICTIMS WILL STILL VOTE DEMOCRAT AND ARE STILL PROBABLY ANTI-2A.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 14, 2022 03:23 PM (GYllL


Of course they are. Think how bad it would have been if he'd had a gun!

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (6RgRK)

48 43 They can dismiss him as crazy, and therefore his crimes have no relationship to the poison and frantic state of crisis that they've kept the country in for five years or so.
Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (HCRZt)

=========

It's funny because he was described up above as just a dude who spent social media talking about movies, and then covid and social media were what radicalized him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

49 This is Putin's fault obviously.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (OalnH)

50 anger directed at tourists who did not follow COVID protocols,

**

This was quickly glossed over, but this is normal people behaving normally. No masks, no masks on their kids, just happy people living life.

Remember, this is what they wanted.

It worked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (tHxO3)

51
I was worried the Democrat wouldn't have a qualified candidate to run for President in the 2024 election.

Fortunately for them, Fat Zodiac now zips to the top of the possible candidate list.

FAT ZODIAC 2024

Cuz There's Not Many Problems That Can't be Stabbed At Least Fifty, Sixty Times!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (OMayC)

52 Let's Go Branden...........

United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres on Monday sounded the alarm over Russia raising the alert level for its nuclear forces after invading Ukraine, describing it a "bone-chilling development" for Ukraine, which is already "on fire."

"The prospect of nuclear conflict, once unthinkable, is now back within the realm of possibility," Guterres told reporters, and repeated his call for an immediate cessation of hostilities

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (DgN54)

53 COVID hit him hard as far as loneliness," Blair said. "Nobody was able to visit him."


People were using that as an excuse to avoid his nutbag ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (H4qIP)

54 He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.

Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (FJYfm)

55 He hates these Surrealists!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (XG2Fi)

56 Say this nutbar got one of his own knives shoved into his orbital lobe?

"Peaceful Protester Murdered In Act of Right Wing Violence"

"Anti-Latinx Hate Crime In Manhattan"

Et fucking cetera.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (/EuRN)

57 > It is the land of wolves out there for many

For those who don't know the reference, or who want to watch that scene again:

https://youtu.be/aDJJBMXiwiI?t=158

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (8/9Tc)

58 49 This is Putin's fault obviously.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (OalnH)

But of course! And - Trump!!!

Posted by: kraken at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (Vr12I)

59 Don't worry, when he is finally arrested he will probably be released on his own recognizance because of "bail reform".

On a more serious note, just because he is bi-polar does not mean he is not criminally responsible and did not have intent.

Posted by: Penfold at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (Fbt5B)

60 We've determined that Cabana is not an extremist.

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

61 Excuse me, sir, your mask isn't on properly. That isn't very safe.

Posted by: Karen at the MOMA addressing knife-wielding maniac at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (h5TKJ)

62 "The two 24-year-old victims, a man and a woman, were stabbed in the lower back, back of the neck, and collarbone."

That's interesting, because the pics in the NY Post of the two victims were clearly both women . . . or at least looked like women.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

63 Is he available for birthday parties and children's read alongs?

Posted by: Suburban Karens at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (LjX+p)

64 As seen from NC....

"Local Crime Story, victims weren't included in the 2020 protected class, Eric Adam's responsibility."

/sarc

Posted by: Scott_T at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (2waQ7)

65 I was assured that New York news was national news.

I mean...that's what started the covid panic, right?
------------------
Yes. Right after the sensational reporting and film of ChiCom hospitals overflowing with dead people and stories about Orc's welding people in their apartments. This happens everyday.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (KMmDq)

66 54 He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (FJYfm)

He was talking about the vice president.

A tough ho to have rode.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (/EuRN)

67 If my dog had the same IQ as Harris.... I would euthanize it to put it out of it's misery.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (DgN54)

68 Well, the NY post reported on it with the headline "Fright at the Museum" (instead of "Night at the Museum") which for a terrible story was a catchy headline, but I don't know how many people read the N"Y Post" and I'm not at all surprised the video news didn't cover it. Every week there's several horrible stories they can choose not to cover.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (GezNK)

69 It's like reading Keith Olbermann's diary.

Posted by: ... at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (dscaa)

70 This is one theater usher you don't want to mess with!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (oWBc3)

71
He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.

Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM


for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (DUIap)

72 The Joker movie was ruined by BEN sitting behind me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (44ww/)

73 That's the cabana boy Rear Admiral Kristol really needs to hire for his yacht...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (WTFce)

74 If he wanted to stab something, why not a Roy Lichtenstein?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (XG2Fi)

75 Willowed:

True, but taking Odessa doesn't end it. It will starve Ukraine out, but that could be a long process. Taking Kiev ends it right there and then. And by "taking" Kiev I don't think it even involves much urban warfare. Get one tank column in the city and that's all she wrote. It will shatter the pro-Ukraine propaganda we've been fed and break the will of the Ukrainian government.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 14, 2022 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

It's a decent idea. So decent that the Russians tried it in Grozny, Chechnya. The results were catastrophic. Most of the West's current plan is to make urban combat, especially in Kiev, such a grinder Russia won't be in condition to wage another war, much less occupy Ukraine.

Ukraine's doing very well for morale, especially with Western supplies coming in. But that will change very quickly when a vast population of poorly trained "mobilized" males start getting hungry. And I don't mean the Russians.

Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (2usme)

76 Apparently a Pat Travers fan as well
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 14, 2022 03:25 PM (hUPKb)
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Even on the live album that Travers released his version from he alludes to it being a sort of blues standard.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (XHhHI)

77 He was kicked off Facebook for that post, right? Right?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (Ez6QX)

78
The "whacko COVID freak Lefty who threatens to kill Trump all the time" angle isn't the most interesting. Obviously, this basketcase wasn't mentally fit to deal with those developments, but COVID was sort of a big deal, and so was Trump.

The "getting a pass to the MoMA revoked sends pinko fruitcake into kill-mode" angle? That's just gold, Jerry. That's not only one of the craziest things I've heard, it's one of the lamest, too. This is a study in abnormal psychology, plus being the biggest cheesedick ever.

MoMA pass. I'm dying over here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (SKVme)

79 Cabana boy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

80 Well, the NY post reported on it with the headline "Fright at the Museum" (instead of "Night at the Museum")

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2022 03:28 PM (GezNK)
----------------------------

I figured that one out myself.

Posted by: ... at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (dscaa)

81 The last time I visited MoMa they had a display, an "installation".
It was a bunch of food wrappers, willy-nilly, all kinds, Chinese, Fast Food, pizza boxes, Popeye's Chicken.
It was like someone upturned a garbage bin from the cafeteria.
My MIL wanted to go, so I bought us tickets.
I never felt so stupid in my whole life.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (jTmQV)

82 for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2022 03:29 PM (DUIap)
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"It's like a cow's opinion. It's moo".

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (XHhHI)

83 He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (FJYfm)

Ah, "the work camps of the Grammar Nazis."

Posted by: trev006 at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (2usme)

84 I assume he was released this afternoon without bail, right?

Posted by: t-bird at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (D6lWx)

85 74 If he wanted to stab something, why not a Roy Lichtenstein?
---
He's no Rothko.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (sWM8x)

86 Crazy Fuck sure says "NOW!" a lot.

Just like a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley - I am here. Standing...here. at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (HsAzN)

87 Will Cabana hoe the ho with Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (WTFce)

88 When he found out they didn't have the Mona Lisa he just cracked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (XG2Fi)

89 Dumbfuck should have kept taking his meds.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (rJ48h)

90 Geez. What happened to see something say something? This guy was insane. The signs were all there.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (NpAcC)

91 How many rows would Woodrow hoe if Woodrow could hoe rows?

Posted by: Guy Smiley - I am here. Standing...here. at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (HsAzN)

92 62 "The two 24-year-old victims, a man and a woman, were stabbed in the lower back, back of the neck, and collarbone."

That's interesting, because the pics in the NY Post of the two victims were clearly both women . . . or at least looked like women.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

+++

A "man" and a woman.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:31 PM (OalnH)

93 Dude obviously got a D- on his 8th grade art project and, well, has some lingering resentment.

Nothing an intervention by the community de-escalation squad can't handle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (BFigT)

94 You know, Ricky Ricardo didn't go around stabbing people. I liked Ricky.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (KMmDq)

95 The last time I visited MoMa they had a display, an "installation".
It was a bunch of food wrappers, willy-nilly, all kinds, Chinese, Fast Food, pizza boxes, Popeye's Chicken.
It was like someone upturned a garbage bin from the cafeteria.
My MIL wanted to go, so I bought us tickets.
I never felt so stupid in my whole life.


Nothing makes "art is now just how the elites launder money" more clear than "modern art".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)

96 Well to be fair surrealist artwork makes me feel like stabbing something too.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (Vxu+H)

97 >>for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point

You can't see the forest through the trees.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ZLI7S)

98 It's funny because he was described up above as just a dude who spent social media talking about movies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

I suspect that cover has been used for insane nutballs before.

Posted by: ... at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (dscaa)

99 Sounds a lot like this story over at Breitbart:

Woman Allegedly Stabbed Blindfolded Date to Avenge U.S.-Iran Drone Strike

An woman in Henderson, Nevada, allegedly stabbed her blindfolded date during a sex game in claimed retaliation for the 2020 death of an Iranian military leader killed in an American drone strike, police said.

Nika Nikoubin, 21, was charged Saturday with attempted murder for allegedly luring and then attacking a man she met on the dating site Plenty of Fish.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

100 Isn't quoting a blues tune about toxic masculinity some sort of microgression?

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (XHhHI)

101 98 It's funny because he was described up above as just a dude who spent social media talking about movies

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

I suspect that cover has been used for insane nutballs before.
Posted by: ... at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (dscaa)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (LvTSG)

102 In a few days the newsfaces on teewee may tell us this guy is a Trump supporter and antivaxxer whose racist attacks were motivated by a desire to protest NATO and others' actions against Putin.

Depends on if the derp state decides this is useful or not.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (llON8)

103 Cabana boy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2022 03:30 PM (63Dwl)
.......

That's raciss.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

104 Doesn't his ranting come under the heading of

72 hour lockup for evaluation because he seems to be a threat to others?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (WTFce)

105 The last time I visited MoMa they had a display, an "installation".
It was a bunch of food wrappers, willy-nilly, all kinds, Chinese, Fast Food, pizza boxes, Popeye's Chicken.
It was like someone upturned a garbage bin from the cafeteria.
My MIL wanted to go, so I bought us tickets.
I never felt so stupid in my whole life.


Exhibits like that have been accidentally thrown away by cleaning staff, more than once.

Example: https://bbc.in/3ufGKTx

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (8/9Tc)

106 I'd just assume he doesn't stab people anymore.

Posted by: ... at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (dscaa)

107 >for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point

Meh. I could care less.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (XG2Fi)

108 Article in NY post says two women. The one woman is quite pretty and definitely a woman, and the other one looks like a woman too. They don't give any names so maybe the second person is a transgender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (GezNK)

109 It's weird that his grammar and spelling is better than 99% of the rest of social media posts. Including my own, of course.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (UuD2k)

110 Pat Travers "Boom Boom" is shockingly violent towards women. I somehow just realized that recently. Guess I never paid attention to the lyrics.

If I get her in my sights, boom boom out go the lights.

Really, Pat?

Posted by: Guy Smiley - I am here. Standing...here. at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (HsAzN)

111 about using his knife to "cut the head off a fat snake."
------------------

HEADLESS SNAKE FOUND IN TOPLESS MUSEUM

Posted by: The NY Post at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM (dscaa)

112 As a point of reference, Newark's art galley has one of the largest collections of Hudson Valley Art in the US. Just so you know. Best to drive a MRAP when you visit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM (KMmDq)

113 Garland will give it to him!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM (AiLSR)

114 I often feel that "allegedly" should modify the whole statement. Nobody was ever "allegedly stabbed".

They were either physically stabbed or it's alleged that they were stabbed.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM (XHhHI)

115 Nothing makes "art is now just how the elites launder money" more clear than "modern art".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)


Well, one thing makes it more clear.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM (FJYfm)

116 Ahhh...Cloggenstein has a solemate.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM (axyOa)

117 >>> 95
.....
Nothing makes "art is now just how the elites launder money" more clear than "modern art".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)

Isn't that ALL they do any more, find one way or another to launder the money received via graft?

Fredo Class.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (llON8)

118 For all insensitive porpoises

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (H4qIP)

119
No Ranch Flavor Corn Nuts, No Peace!!!

Stabbings....But, No Peace!!!!

Posted by: Gary Cabana, 2024 Democrat Presidential Candidate at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (OMayC)

120 He wasn't even wearing his mask properly, not to mention what kind of wussy "man" can't properly stab 2 women?

Weak.

Posted by: Venus at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (YVBLw)

121 Cabana was not able to cope-a.
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:22 PM


Damn. Two people beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (vqhPW)

122 MSM: "In another Trump-related outrage, a man today knifed two employees ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (7p0Hn)

123 and we wonder why there's now a guy going around shooting homeless crazies in nyc

Posted by: nckate at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (2oJif)

124 Ahhh...Cloggenstein has a solemate.
Posted by: Diogenes


Funny way to spell cellmate.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (H4qIP)

125 Gonna buy me a pistol
Long as I am tall
Gonna shoot poor Thelma
Just to see her jump and fall

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (LCzyp)

126 Ahhh...Cloggenstein has a solemate.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2022 03:34 PM


Swordfish?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (vqhPW)

127 Why did I just *know* that when this guy flipped out after having his MOMA membership revoked and couldn't watch some art film and went on a stabbing spree - he was not just your run of the mill lefty but a high priest of the cult?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

128

Is he a fag?

He sounds like a fag.

Posted by: Big Gay Al at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (cjvuO)

129 Met - Vivian Leigh, Streetcar
MoMA - this guy
Guggenheim - Christopher Walken, Deerhunter

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (oWBc3)

130 Nothing makes "art is now just how the elites launder money" more clear than "modern art".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)
___________

Maybe MoMA was featuring a collection of Hunter Biden pieces. Which would explain Cabana's reaction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (7p0Hn)

131 Pat Travers "Boom Boom" is shockingly violent towards women. I somehow just realized that recently. Guess I never paid attention to the lyrics.

If I get her in my sights, boom boom out go the lights.

Really, Pat?
Posted by: Guy Smiley - I am here. Standing...here. at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (HsAzN)
---
Travers didn't write it. It's a Stan Lewis tune.

And yes, even if it were thought to mean "we're going to do it", a line of the bridge says "Just found out/She don't want me no more". So, it sounds non-consentual.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (XHhHI)

132 Judge will say he was sufficiently provoked and let him go.

Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (Y274z)

133 If I get her in my sights, boom boom out go the lights.

Really, Pat?
Posted by: Guy Smiley - I am here. Standing...here. at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (HsAzN)

The song was actually written and first performed by Little Walter, (Marion Walter Jacobs), who is black, so actually it would be "cultural appropriation."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (PiwSw)

134 "It's like a cow's opinion. It's moo".
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022


***
"I hate to say this, but that actually makes a kind of sense."
( -- Rachel)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)

135 He also vows to "DOUBLE-CAP" Republican "Virus Zombies."

--------

"IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S TYPING THESE THREATS IN ALL CAPS!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (CkShc)

136 132 Judge will say he was sufficiently provoked and let him go.
Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (Y274z)

=========

I thought the "dissed to violence" defense was only good for black people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

137 107 >for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point

Meh. I could care less.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (XG2Fi)

I'll understand this better after I have an expresso.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (eGTCV)

138 March 14th, 2022 In another Reagan related outrage, a man stabbed three people...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (H4qIP)

139 Ahhh...Cloggenstein has a solemate.
Posted by: Diogenes


Funny way to spell cellmate.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (H4qIP)


Yeah...damn. As soon as I hit post I knew I screwed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (axyOa)

140
"I give my word as a Biden, this incident had absolutely nothing, nothing to do with masks or Trump."

Posted by: A Biden is a Lying Piece of Fucking Shit at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (5026n)

141 Realistically, it's pretty obvious he was on the ragged edge of sanity even before Covid.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (7p0Hn)

142 Benny
@bennyjohnson
Steve Hilton gives BEST case EVER for Biden's impeachment-- just brutal.

https://tinyurl.com/ms8vddtp

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

143
The MoMA is a place you go as a kid on a school or family trip because you're supposed to, blah blah, blah. And then you shrug and think "well, that was a totally lame," and never think about it again until some complete freakin' space-alien loves the MoMA so much that it becomes an obsession, and he goes stalking and stabbing around the place.

The MoMA? Really?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (SKVme)

144 Nika Nikoubin, 21, was charged Saturday with attempted murder for allegedly luring and then attacking a man she met on the dating site Plenty of Fish.
Posted by: Grimmy at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
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Dick.

Crazy.

Do not assemble

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (T8gyh)

145 Other than you who cares about the politics of the mentally ill or tries to understand why they do things
---
I couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Kamala Harris, Groom of the Stool at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (sWM8x)

146 ngl, just remember, most people who discuss politics online are sick freaks like this or chelsea clinton. Maybe for Lent, just let it go a bit.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (ZZK0E)

147 123 and we wonder why there's now a guy going around shooting homeless crazies in nyc


wait, there is?

anyway this story is just .. incredible

hopefully they put up the fencing soon and protect the rest of the US from this

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (j9HX3)

148 You ever stop to notice how bad these guys are with their attacks? From Squeaky Fromme on up, these people are terrible at their kill attempts. Which is a good thing, obviously, but its sort of pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (KZzsI)

149 So is Old Joe schedule to speak this week? I need to decide whether to go to cash or remain in the market.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (KMmDq)

150 "Root them [Repubs] out. Lock them UP. Segregate them."

I'm feeling all the love the unity here.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (Rl7KJ)

151 He seems nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (7Ol+s)

152 I stand corrected, Stan Lewis, Little Walter's harmonica player, wrote it, and Little Walter performed it.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (PiwSw)

153 ...and you don't even get your 15 minutes of fame. *sigh*

Posted by: James T Hogkinson, memory holed at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (F9322)

154 and we wonder why there's now a guy going around shooting homeless crazies in nyc

*

That's terrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (tHxO3)

155 150 "Root them [Repubs] out. Lock them UP. Segregate them."

I'm feeling all the love the unity here.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (Rl7KJ)

==========

"This is how Democrats have been talking for generations. It's Republicans who have become more radicalized."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (LvTSG)

156 Wow. The dude is really unhinged. He thinks that if he locked up all the "White supremacists" nobody would vote for Trump.

Sounds to me like he'd use that as a litmus test and it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Sounds like, the guy doesn't think analytically.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (XHhHI)

157 He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (FJYfm


I hope you aren't trying to make me tow the lion.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (xhaym)

158 He's the smartest guy I know.

Posted by: Brandon at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (Y274z)

159 Nika Nikoubin, 21, was charged Saturday with attempted murder for allegedly luring and then attacking a man she met on the dating site Plenty of Fish.
Posted by: Grimmy at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
____________

What's the world coming to when you can't trust someone you met on an anonymous internet dating site?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (7p0Hn)

160
If Biden's Senility, Harris' Stupidity, and Gary Cabana's Crazy had a #-Way Steel Cage Death Match,

who would win?

Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2022 03:40 PM (OMayC)

161 Is he a fag?
He sounds like a fag.
Posted by: Big Gay Al at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM (cjvuO)


Not all members of the local MOMA are homos, but all homos are members of the MOMA.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 03:40 PM (wAnMi)

162 123 and we wonder why there's now a guy going around shooting homeless crazies in nyc
........

Mervyn Garlique must be pissed.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2022 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

163 157 He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:27 PM (FJYfm

I hope you aren't trying to make me tow the lion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022 03:39 PM (xhaym)
______________

I hope not, too, because that would endanger the polo bears.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (7p0Hn)

164 160
If Biden's Senility, Harris' Stupidity, and Gary Cabana's Crazy had a #-Way Steel Cage Death Match,

who would win?
----------------
Cabana Boy. Easy question.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (KMmDq)

165 He's not wrong!

Posted by: Brandon at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (Y274z)

166 160
If Biden's Senility, Harris' Stupidity, and Gary Cabana's Crazy had a #-Way Steel Cage Death Match,

who would win?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2022 03:40 PM (OMayC)

Maxine Waters.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (PiwSw)

167 Steve Hilton gives BEST case EVER for Biden's impeachment-- just brutal.

https://tinyurl.com/ms8vddtp

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (NpAcC)

I can give you the best case ever against it.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (dscaa)

168 The song was actually written and first performed by Little Walter, (Marion Walter Jacobs), who is black, so actually it would be "cultural appropriation."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (PiwSw)
---
Thus, intersectionally, it is "black culture" and cannot be criticized...

So, you're right. Only the white guy popularizing the song deserves blame! For misogyny and cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (XHhHI)

169 I hope not, too, because that would endanger the polo bears.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:41 PM (7p0Hn)


OK, that made me laugh. Until I started thinking about how totally cool polo bears would be.

Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (FJYfm)

170 Not all members of the local MOMA are homos, but all homos are members of the MOMA
------------------
Isn't carrying a MoMA Tote Bag the first sign of ghey?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (KMmDq)

171 CNN+ should sign this guy up to co-host with Tater.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (W3VUu)

172 Charlie Gibson? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Pat Travers at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (LilNs)

173
So an Iranian terror-bride dresses up as a THOT to kill some random American dude for Soleimani? Charming.

And also: it's Trump's fault!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (SKVme)

174 CRT makes Martin Luther King a "white supremacist", at least at the height of his popularity.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (XHhHI)

175 Saw an article about this loon earlier today where they reported that he's posting shit online even now about how the NY cops know who he is and where he is but haven't bothered to arrest him yet, and that even if they do, he'll be out within the hour because of the stupid bail laws in NY, and that despite stabbing two innocent people, he won't do any time.

And he's not wrong.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (k4dH2)

176 and we wonder why there's now a guy going around shooting homeless crazies in nyc

Posted by: nckate at March 14, 2022 03:35 PM (2oJif)


the report is that the guy is shooting homeless crazies in NYC and DC. No explanation why they think it is the same guy.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022 03:43 PM (xhaym)

177 >>>Note he's claiming he's being framed, and then also justifying the stabbings as a "poke poke wake-up call."

Honestly - except for the stabby, stabby part - is this much more deranged than the crap that comes out of Psaki's or Pelosi's mouths? And guaranteed, the latter two have down far more damage.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 14, 2022 03:43 PM (SH2Zi)

178
MOMA.
Just killed a man....

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:43 PM (XHhHI)

179 175 Saw an article about this loon earlier today where they reported that he's posting shit online even now about how the NY cops know who he is and where he is but haven't bothered to arrest him yet, and that even if they do, he'll be out within the hour because of the stupid bail laws in NY, and that despite stabbing two innocent people, he won't do any time.

And he's not wrong.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (k4dH2)

=========

I guess he'll never leave NYC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

180 Explain to the slow guy what MoMa is. Please.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 03:43 PM (eGTCV)

181 So, we're talking bad chef at a Thanksgiving diner type injuries

Posted by: SMOD at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (RHGPo)

182 CNN+ should sign this guy up to co-host with Tater.

They should make sure he has his knife on him when he co-hosts, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (ZGrMX)

183 maybe nyc and dc shooter takes the train

Posted by: nckate at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (2oJif)

184 For all his incessant screaming about white supremacy, it'd be hilarious if either of the two stabbing victims were off-white or darker.

Well, not hilarious to them, but from the 30,000 ft view of society

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (MFphb)

185 150 "Root them [Repubs] out. Lock them UP. Segregate them."

I'm feeling all the love the unity here.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 14, 2022 03:38 PM (Rl7KJ)
____________

Savor the civility.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (7p0Hn)

186
Explain to the slow guy what MoMa is. Please.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 03:43 PM (eGTCV)

Big museum of modern are in Manhattan. Lame. Not cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (SKVme)

187 If Biden's Senility, Harris' Stupidity, and Gary Cabana's Crazy had a #-Way Steel Cage Death Match,
who would win?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2022 03:40 PM (OMayC)


I would just point out that although crazy has no bounds, there is no defense possible against stupidity.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (xhaym)

188 Wow. The dude is really unhinged

---

eh, just about medium as far as most liberals go

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:44 PM (ZZK0E)

189 FJB

Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (WTFce)

190 Why bothering hiring security guards when they seem to be useless.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (NpAcC)

191 There's a lot of old blues tunes out there that wouldn't pass muster for "modern sensibilities".

Posted by: Azathoth at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (W3VUu)

192 imagine this guy or hodgkinson at Thanksgiving dinner reading off their Vice dot com approved talking points strategy, eh?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (ZZK0E)

193 Note he's claiming he's being framed, and then also justifying the stabbings as a "poke poke wake-up call."
---
The people he votes for are no more linear.

We hope that decades-old Russian bioweapons technology that America has been helping Ukraine clean up from the leftover Russian biolabs doesn't "fall into the hands of Putin"--but it's totally not new weapons or anything. It's all technology that the USSR had that we hope doesn't fall back into the hands of the Russians.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (XHhHI)

194 So totally reasonable. See we can just sit around and talk to sense to these folks!

Posted by: Cruise Ship Politics at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (jtTt3)

195 When I was 16 I spent one day at $1.65 hr hoeing weeds in sugar beet rows with a short handled hoe in the June central valley sun.

I didn't care who was going to do that because I never went back.

Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (Y274z)

196 Explain to the slow guy what MoMa is. Please.

Museum of Modern Art- NYC

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (GezNK)

197 For all his incessant screaming about white supremacy, it'd be hilarious if either of the two stabbing victims were off-white or darker.
____________

The irony is he was ranting about Republicans, but he stabbed two NYC employees of MoMA. The chances that they were Republicans? ~0.0%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (7p0Hn)

198 189 FJB

Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (WTFce)

Obviously this is Putin's fault.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

199 There's a lot of old blues tunes out there that wouldn't pass muster for "modern sensibilities".

Posted by: Azathoth at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (W3VUu)

Don't you mean pass mustard?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (dscaa)

200 Look, I get what you're doing here. The left loves to roll-out the politics of every crazy that does crazy shit, any time those poltics fit the narrative (and often even when they don't by faking the motivations of dudes like the lefty that popped Gabby Giffords), so I know why you're doing this. I get it. I understand.

But I really wish that as a nation we were less concerned with the politics of crazy fuckers, and more concerned with what we're going to do to try to find these crazy fuckers and stop them before they do shit like this.

A blue knife cuts just a deeply as a red. Making crazy people doing crazy shit about politics is... well, it's fucking crazy.

Posted by: Goober at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (Hgvgt)

201 189 FJB

Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (WTFce)

___

Only transitory. It will be back to $50 in no time. Trust us.
- Economists, MSM, White House

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (OalnH)

202 You could go to a children's museum and feel not-as-foolish as you might at a modern museum.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (44ww/)

203 OK, that made me laugh. Until I started thinking about how totally cool polo bears would be.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM


In Putin's Russia, is not polo ponies. Is polo bears.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (vqhPW)

204 >>> 189 FJB

Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (WTFce)

That's because of Putin and Russian cyberattacks.

Posted by: Jen Pisshockety at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (llON8)

205 It's your patriotic duty to be stabbed. I'd be stabbed 15 times if it gave me a clear conscience.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (BJKQV)

206 Travis Bickle>Cabana boy

Posted by: mr tmz at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (rJ48h)

207 New measurement for stupidity: Kamalakohns

Posted by: ... at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (dscaa)

208 But I really wish that as a nation we were less concerned with the politics of crazy fuckers, and more concerned with what we're going to do to try to find these crazy fuckers and stop them before they do shit like this.

We as a society abandoned that in the 70s when the libs went on a crusade to close all of the mental institutions. That was the groundwork for "gays are not mentally ill, they're better than you" that now is common knowledge.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (ZGrMX)

209 I thought the "dissed to violence" defense was only good for black people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)

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He will be labeled a White Negro.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (1aV7B)

210 I first thought it said MoMe and wondered why I didn't recall a !Manhattan MoMe listed in the side bar.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (+3ARs)

211 Probably on the FBI watch list for years

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (2JoB8)

212 107 >for all intensive purposes, it's a mute point

Meh. I could care less.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2022 03:33 PM (XG2Fi)

Ya gotsta be careful out there; it's a dogey dog world.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (JNTt1)

213 Let's see what stabby man has to say about the Art Thread before passing judgement, eh? He's obviously an art critic or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (BFigT)

214
Alternate post title that only garrett will appreciate:


Unbreaded?...Touchdown!



Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:47 PM (JNBbP)

215 Has Peppermint Patty explained how brilliant Kamala was in Europe?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (eGTCV)

216 Savor the civility.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevar

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a friend was telling me that arguing politics online is basically engaging with this type of person. You wouldn't even touch them in real life, so this guy is basically Kurt, so is it really worth your time?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (ZZK0E)

217 199 There's a lot of old blues tunes out there that wouldn't pass muster for "modern sensibilities".

Posted by: Azathoth at March 14, 2022 03:45 PM (W3VUu)

Don't you mean pass mustard?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (dscaa)
____________

She's just trying to ketchup.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (7p0Hn)

218 5 gallon natural gas tanks were $49.99 to replace for as long as I remember. Then it went to $54.99 last summer. Today it is $69.99. No biggie just a 60% increase in less than a year. Carry on, nothing to see here folks.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (OalnH)

219 Say no to Pat Travers hate!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (oWBc3)

220 My best friend worked as a bartender in the NYC theatres.

Of course it's a corrupt union gig for some genuinely otherwise unemployable people.

Posted by: Oschisms at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (BD0Jm)

221 OK, that made me laugh. Until I started thinking about how totally cool polo bears would be.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (FJYfm)


Do they wear little helmets, carry mallets and ride horses? I'd pay extra on a streaming service to watch that. Maybe they eat the horse if they lose?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (wAnMi)

222 I first thought it said MoMe and wondered why I didn't recall a !Manhattan MoMe listed in the side bar.

LOL. A Manhattan MoMe would need armed security.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (ZGrMX)

223 At the Gary, Gary Cabana
The fastest knife north of Havana

Posted by: Barry Manilow at March 14, 2022 03:49 PM (FVME7)

224 Don't you mean pass mustard?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (dscaa)

That's not mustard.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Diaper Intern at March 14, 2022 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

225
I never do nothin' wrong.
But everytime I get the blame.
Oh, I've been framed.

Posted by: Gary "Can't Copa" Cabana at March 14, 2022 03:49 PM (XHhHI)

226 >>>My best friend worked as a bartender in the NYC theatres.

Of course it's a corrupt union gig for some genuinely otherwise unemployable people.

Posted by: Oschisms at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (BD0Jm)

So, Teachers.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 14, 2022 03:49 PM (QYPq3)

227 I thought the "dissed to violence" defense was only good for black people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
___________

Ah, the monoamine oxidase 2R allele defense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:49 PM (7p0Hn)

228 226 >>>My best friend worked as a bartender in the NYC theatres.

Of course it's a corrupt union gig for some genuinely otherwise unemployable people.

Posted by: Oschisms at March 14, 2022 03:48 PM (BD0Jm)

So, Teachers.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 14, 2022 03:49 PM (QYPq3)

__

Worse. Phys Ed teachers.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (OalnH)

229 Ooh, are we doing malapropisms?

I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (dfRN6)

230 Planned Parenthood has a stereotypical pedo ice cream truck as part of their latest ad campaign.

https://bit.ly/3iavEcJ

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (8/9Tc)

231 WE need to impeach Trump for the 57th time for what Biden has done..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (DgN54)

232
Ace, if you still want to learn that faggy french language, here's a long-winded ponce explaining how the French Foreign Legion teaches languages fast:

https://youtu.be/KBZxE_RUabM?t=510

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (JNBbP)

233 A blue knife cuts just a deeply as a red. Making crazy people doing crazy shit about politics is... well, it's fucking crazy.

Posted by: Goober at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (Hgvgt)

Anxiously awaiting all the non-FBI lead crazy red people doing crazy shit about politics.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (SH2Zi)

234 Sounds like the security at our workplace. I suppose if they didn't complete their checks alarms might get triggered and PD would be called. But no way were they equipped to be able to thwart any threats.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 14, 2022 03:51 PM (3cGpq)

235 He used the phrase "road to hoe" in a post? Idiot should go to jail for that alone. I'll give him a hoe, and let him use it on a road for a year, and see how that works out.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022
*
I hope you aren't trying to make me tow the lion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022
______________
I hope not, too, because that would endanger the polo bears.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022

***
Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear at March 14, 2022 03:51 PM (txdEq)

236 If Biden's Senility, Harris' Stupidity, and Gary Cabana's Crazy had a #-Way Steel Cage Death Match,
who would win?
Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2022 03:40 PM (OMayC)


That's messing with the forces of nature. They might combine to form one. Something like that could create a singularity that would swallow the universe.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 03:51 PM (wAnMi)

237 Wow. The dude is really unhinged
==
Um,

Michael Rapport
Lena Dunham
Alec Baldwin
Robert Deniro

Pretty much right there with this guy.

Posted by: The Country Watches these People on TV at March 14, 2022 03:51 PM (Gu/QI)

238 But I really wish that as a nation we were less concerned with the politics of crazy fuckers, and more concerned with what we're going to do to try to find these crazy fuckers and stop them before they do shit like this.

[ . . . ]
Posted by: Goober at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (Hgvgt)


"We have to conclude it is not enough to merely keep pulling bodies out of the river. At some point we have to determine when and why people keep falling in and drowning."

I cannot remember who made that statement, I just remember the quote.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022 03:51 PM (xhaym)

239 All I could think of watching the video was "Dude, pick up the chair and use it to hold him off."

Posted by: WiNO - Member NBC, DoFF, KFI, HRSNN, CD2D, FHAR at March 14, 2022 03:52 PM (EpDzw)

240 Goods work by security.

I guess now might be a good time to smash and grab Picasso's Two Nudes?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2022 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

241 Planned Parenthood has a stereotypical pedo ice cream truck as part of their latest ad campaign.

https://bit.ly/3iavEcJ

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022


***
"Ice Cream As Cold as TX Politicians"? Jeez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (txdEq)

242 > I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.

I say things expodentially worse than that.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (8/9Tc)

243 239 All I could think of watching the video was "Dude, pick up the chair and use it to hold him off."
--------------------
Use the chair to pin him. Then kill him with his knife.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (KMmDq)

244 Ace, if you still want to learn that faggy french language, here's a long-winded ponce explaining how the French Foreign Legion teaches languages fast:

https://youtu.be/KBZxE_RUabM?t=510
==
It actually doesn't work that well, unless you WANT to be Lucky Pierre.

Posted by: don't ask me how i know at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (jqEHk)

245 It's OK. Museum employees are resilient.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (II3Gr)

246 OK, that made me laugh. Until I started thinking about how totally cool polo bears would be.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (FJYfm)

Do they wear little helmets, carry mallets and ride horses? I'd pay extra on a streaming service to watch that. Maybe they eat the horse if they lose?
Posted by: clutch cargo


Water polo bears. You ride them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (H4qIP)

247 Mediaite
@Mediaite

@ananavarro
calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep.
@TulsiGabbard
for "shilling for Putin."

https://tinyurl.com/2j77m8wa

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (NpAcC)

248 Ace, if you still want to learn that faggy french language, here's a long-winded ponce explaining how the French Foreign Legion teaches languages fast:

https://youtu.be/KBZxE_RUabM?t=510
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (JNBbP)
_________

What, no ESL type classes that teach recruits in their own language for 12 years, the California way?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (7p0Hn)

249
This is what happens when leftist Twitter Imams are constantly declaring Fatwas on other people and instructing the jihadists twitter "followers" who to "hate" each day.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (JNBbP)

250 247 Mediaite
@Mediaite
@ananavarro
calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep.
@TulsiGabbard
for "shilling for Putin."
https://tinyurl.com/2j77m8wa
Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (NpAcC)

=========

We're not even at war with Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

251 Dude needs a theme song.

Posted by: Bryan Adams at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (BFigT)

252 This guy is batshit but not quite as batshit as the CA prof with the 900 page manifesto who threatened to shoot up his college after they canned him. That one was *spectacular*.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (U+s6u)

253 Nothing makes "art is now just how the elites launder money" more clear than "modern art".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 14, 2022 03:32 PM (ZGrMX)


Modern "art" is a purposeful rejection of beauty. I'm pretty confident that the Venn diagram of the Modern "artists" and people rebelling against Christianity will be a circle.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (pJWtt)

254 The song was actually written and first performed by Little Walter, (Marion Walter Jacobs), who is black, so actually it would be "cultural appropriation."

I always took the song to mean that the girl in question cheated on or rejected him and he's gonna go sock her in the snoot. Not a nice thing, but not exactly rape or other abuse nor less shooting. He's just pissed he got disrespected.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (KZzsI)

255 PNWMoMe left sidebar!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (j2mKL)

256 But I really wish that as a nation we were less concerned with the politics of crazy fuckers, and more concerned with what we're going to do to try to find these crazy fuckers and stop them before they do shit like this.

Posted by: Goober at March 14, 2022 03:46 PM (Hgvgt)
---
We should be, but it's not the traditionals that popularize the idea that Id-related politics erupts in reactionary violence, and therefore traditionals saying anything that alludes to violence in anyway "encourage" their more violent counterparts.

That's shtrait leftism, bro.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (XHhHI)

257 OK, that made me laugh. Until I started thinking about how totally cool polo bears would be.
Posted by: Wally at March 14, 2022 03:42 PM (FJYfm)
___________

I actually got that in a corporate memo, and laughed out loud. My secretary came in to see what I was laughing at.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (7p0Hn)

258 252 This guy is batshit but not quite as batshit as the CA prof with the 900 page manifesto who threatened to shoot up his college after they canned him. That one was *spectacular*.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (U+s6u)

========

I think we just found out who the Zodiac is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (LvTSG)

259 Note he's claiming he's being framed, and then also justifying the stabbings as a "poke poke wake-up call."

He may be saying that he could have bombed the place.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (In5Sq)

260 Never been shot, but getting stabbed sucks big time - there's a reason the adage goes run to a gun, run from a knife.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (oWBc3)

261 This guy is batshit but not quite as batshit as the CA prof with the 900 page manifesto who threatened to shoot up his college after they canned him. That one was *spectacular*.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (U+s6u)

Maybe he is just lazy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (SH2Zi)

262 251 Dude needs a theme song.
Posted by: Bryan Adams at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (BFigT)

Ahem.

Posted by: Mack The Knife at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

263 251 Dude needs a theme song.
-----------------
Like Berretta?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (KMmDq)

264 We're not even at war with Russia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Soon young padawan. Soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (H4qIP)

265 All art is "modern" when it's created.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:55 PM (OalnH)

266 Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma
==
Take pride in the fact that you are standing up to Putin!

Posted by: President Grabby Hands and Stinky Pants at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (/BiW6)

267
Twitter is literally "fomenting violence" and "radicalizing" left wing jihadists every day.

*two of the left's favorite phrases

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (JNBbP)

268 I hope you aren't trying to make me tow the lion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022


***
I could of tried.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

269 ananavarro
calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep.

Ana's brain has been replaced by donuts.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (eGTCV)

270 This guy is batshit but not quite as batshit as the CA prof with the 900 page manifesto who threatened to shoot up his college after they canned him. That one was *spectacular*.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (U+s6u)
___________

And IIRC that guy was black. So you KNOW he was out there if got fired.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (7p0Hn)

271 Its a good thing for Cabana Boy that Frank Cannon wasn't there. He would have Karate Chopped this guy something powerful. Then he would have eaten something.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (KMmDq)

272 Seems mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (jYQlA)

273 I like how these media personalities call on the fbi to do this or that. Ok I call on the FBI to give me $10M and a date with Kate Upton.

LOL

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (OalnH)

274
Twitter is literally "fomenting violence" and "radicalizing" left wing jihadists every day.

*two of the left's favorite phrases
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (JNBbP)

I think for a lot of Lefties, that's more of the old projection thing. They know they're compadres are out recruiting lunatics to radicalize, so they just figure everyone does.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (SKVme)

275
Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Wouldn't you rather pay an extra few dollars than give money to Putin to collect your trash? You aren't a traitor, are you?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (JNBbP)

276 That's terrible; those unsuspecting workers. He's way off his meds.

Knife-related homicides in the US accounted for less than 20% a few years ago, but maybe we're becoming more cosmopolitan & stabby and are raising our percentages more toward the rest of the world (22% +).

Posted by: Lola at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (xjz83)

277 273 I like how these media personalities call on the fbi to do this or that. Ok I call on the FBI to give me $10M and a date with Kate Upton.

LOL

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (OalnH)

=========

Just you wait to discover what pregnancy did to her boobs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (LvTSG)

278 meanwhile, the next shoe's getting ready to drop as our lunatic twitter overlords seem to realize that russia and china are going to work together to de-cert the dollar...or whatever it's called.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (ZZK0E)

279 I always took the song to mean that the girl in question cheated on or rejected him and he's gonna go sock her in the snoot. Not a nice thing, but not exactly rape or other abuse nor less shooting. He's just pissed he got disrespected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (KZzsI)
---
Well, he's at least talking about knocking her out.

When I mentioned the non-consensual part, I was only trying to frame the often-seen more "benign" interpretation that "out go the lights" means sex in light of "I just found out/She don't want me no more". So, knocking her out (or the intent) is the most benign interpretation.

And that's not very benign. But, I'm a white guy.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (XHhHI)

280 This guy is batshit but not quite as batshit as the CA prof with the 900 page manifesto who threatened to shoot up his college after they canned him. That one was *spectacular*.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 14, 2022 03:54 PM (U+s6u)
__________________

Hey, it was a publication!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (7p0Hn)

281 Cabana's Bannanas

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (M+Lyo)

282 as his musings shifted from critiquing films

We need common-sense controls on film critiquers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

283 ananavarro
calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep.
@TulsiGabbard
for "shilling for Putin."
https://tinyurl.com/2j77m8wa
Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (NpAcC)

=========
Ha ha

CNN claiming that somebody else is shilling for a foreign interest.

Posted by: Knee Slapper at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (jqEHk)

284 282 as his musings shifted from critiquing films

We need common-sense controls on film critiquers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

WHAT DID I DO?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (LvTSG)

285 Clinton-Backed Haiti Pastor Indicted on Child Sex Charges

https://bit.ly/3ML02Zn

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (8/9Tc)

286 Navarro is trying to get her competition silenced and jailed.
It is the modern, caring way we have now.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (xhaym)

287 Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---
What a bunch of gahbage.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (XHhHI)

288 I saw Ragged Edge of Insanity open for the Talking Heads at The Cutting Room in '84.

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (g3yOs)

289 >>>I hope you aren't trying to make me tow the lion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022

***
I could of tried.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

Everyone is outing themselves as speechwriters for Kumala.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (QYPq3)

290
We need common-sense controls on film critiquers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (a3Q+t)

When the founders invented film, they never envisioned Prometheus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (SKVme)

291 I think for a lot of Lefties, that's more of the old projection thing. They know they're compadres are out recruiting lunatics to radicalize
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (SKVme)
___________

Robert Creamer said as much. Wind 'em up and aim 'em at some conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (7p0Hn)

292 Note he's claiming he's being framed, and then also justifying the stabbings as a "poke poke wake-up call."

-
Ahh. The Smolett syndrome.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (FVME7)

293 Just got a letter in mail that the quarterly garbage fee is going up. From $50 to $75.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Ours went up but you know what - those trash guys actually do work hard. Unlike our pols

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (lCui1)

294 Water polo bears. You ride them.
Posted by: rickb223

War bears. Armor clad war bears. Sorta like war horses but with more clawing and mauling.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (Vxu+H)

295 Kate Upton had a baby?

SAD!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (OalnH)

296 289 >>>I hope you aren't trying to make me tow the lion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2022

***
I could of tried.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 03:56 PM (txdEq)

Everyone is outing themselves as speechwriters for Kumala.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (QYPq3)

What's more plausible, that the VP of the US is a complete dumbass or her speeches are written by a cabal of her enemies?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (z5Vrg)

297 No one needs to critique more than one film a month...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (jYQlA)

298 294 Water polo bears. You ride them.
Posted by: rickb223

War bears. Armor clad war bears. Sorta like war horses but with more clawing and mauling.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (Vxu+H)

Now present in Warhammer Total War III

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (z5Vrg)

299 295 Kate Upton had a baby?

SAD!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 03:59 PM (OalnH)

=========

Justin Verlander must pay!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

300 271 Its a good thing for Cabana...

That his first name isn't Taco.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (In5Sq)

301 ananavarro
calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard

Covid made Leftists very demanding. They demanded you wear a mask, now they demand that their political enemies get investigated

Posted by: JoeF. at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)

302 meanwhile, the next shoe's getting ready to drop as our lunatic twitter overlords seem to realize that russia and china are going to work together to de-cert the dollar...or whatever it's called.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (ZZK0E)
______________

Remove it as the reserve currency, i.e., the currency in which international trade is priced.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (7p0Hn)

303 295 Kate Upton had a baby?
SAD!

--

she's a good girl from a nominal gop family, this is good

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (ZZK0E)

304 War bears. Armor clad war bears. Sorta like war horses but with more clawing and mauling.
Posted by: Madamemayhem


We have a winner!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (H4qIP)

305 I miss the old days when Alice Cooper and Ozzy were as crazy as it got.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (FVME7)

306 Planned Parenthood has a stereotypical pedo ice cream truck as part of their latest ad campaign.
https://bit.ly/3iavEcJ
Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:50 PM (8/9Tc)


And of course, we get to spring for the tab on that evil idiot marketing device. Why can't tax payer funds ever go for something that has to do with conservative values? Just once?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (wAnMi)

307
What's more plausible, that the VP of the US is a complete dumbass or her speeches are written by a cabal of her enemies?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022


***
Wasn't it The Empress who said, "Embrace the power of 'and'?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (txdEq)

308 How did someone as pig ignorant as Ana Navarro get a paying media job? Was it her looks?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)

309 What's more plausible, that the VP of the US is a complete dumbass or her speeches are written by a cabal of her enemies?
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And this is different than the Resident of the US?

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (KMmDq)

310 calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep. Tulsi Gabbard

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calls...on the...DOJ? ok, sure. go yell at some more clouds.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (ZZK0E)

311 285 Clinton-Backed Haiti Pastor Indicted on Child Sex Charges

https://bit.ly/3ML02Zn

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 03:58 PM (8/9Tc)

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How do you say "Comet Pizza" in Haitian Creole?

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (g3yOs)

312
Okay, now let's refresh our memories to just a few hours ago when shitt romney said Tulsi Gabbard's "lies may well cost lives."

Meanwhile, left wingers on Twitter literally Ginning Up Hate and Outrage on-the-daily.

These people are at War with us.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (JNBbP)

313 300 271 Its a good thing for Cabana...

That his first name isn't Taco.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (In5Sq)

Heh. When we were kids, my sister more or less lived at Taco Cabana.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (dfRN6)

314 Kate Upton had a baby?
SAD!

--

she's a good girl from a nominal gop family, this is good
Posted by: Tim Riggins


It's great if you're the baby getting to nurse. Not so much for the rest of us.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (H4qIP)

315 she's a good girl from a nominal gop family, this is good
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (ZZK0E)

___

Politics be damned. Those boobs are not meant to be used for that kind of thing!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (OalnH)

316 War bears. Armor clad war bears. Sorta like war horses but with more clawing and mauling.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 14, 2022


***
Wasn't there a cohort of war bears in The Golden Compass?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (txdEq)

317 Remove it as the reserve currency, i.e., the currency in which international trade is priced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------------

That'll be good for the ol' portfolio.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (In5Sq)

318 ananavarro
calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep.
@TulsiGabbard
for "shilling for Putin."
https://tinyurl.com/2j77m8wa

Posted by: redridinghood at March 14, 2022 03:53 PM (NpAcC)
---
Wow, Trump called the press "fake news", Obama investigated members of the press--but Trump just *called* the fake news the "enemy of the people" and he "threatened" the free press.

And she wants members of the press investigated again.

These people, as Chris Plante says, don't know what words mean.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (XHhHI)

319 Polo Bears have a monogram on their fur chest

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (2JoB8)

320 What, no ESL type classes that teach recruits in their own language for 12 years, the California way?
___________

It's raaaaaacist to expect illegal aliens who enroll their illegal alien kids in U.S. taxpayer-funded schools to learn English!

Why should illegal aliens have to make an effort to fit in here? Americans should be the ones making the effort to make it easier for illegal aliens to break U.S. laws and spend U.S. taxpayer monies! After all, U.S. taxpayers pay for the public schools that provide billions of dollars' worth of "free" education for illegal aliens, so why shouldn't taxpayers spend even more to provide that education in the language of the illegal aliens' choice? That just's good manners when foreigners break into your country illegally and enroll their kids in the schools that your tax dollars pay for, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (k4dH2)

321 Remove it as the reserve currency, i.e., the currency in which international trade is priced.
Posted by: Deplorable

---

it may be that I'm being paid by Putin but it seems to me that engaging in economic warfare against russia may not be in our best interests if that strengthens the chinese/russia/iran axis (along with India and Mexico) since these countries actually have a manufacturing base and ... IDK could be wrong (IDKCBW?) but haven't dissolved their currency by printing 80% of it in the last 5 years or so.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 04:03 PM (ZZK0E)

322 War bears. Armor clad war bears. Sorta like war horses but with more clawing and mauling.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
We have a winner!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM (H4qIP)


There's a Warbears comic. Also, WarBears and StagRiders I think from a video game. And yes, they're in armor. Except IIRC Warbears comic leans a bit furry.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 04:03 PM (wAnMi)

323 317 Remove it as the reserve currency, i.e., the currency in which international trade is priced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------------

That'll be good for the ol' portfolio.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (In5Sq)
____________

The problem is that if the dollar is no longer the reserve currency, we'll be more subject to the vagaries of fluctuating exchange rates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 04:03 PM (7p0Hn)

324 I think the DOJ should investigate Ana Navarro for shilling for Big Donut.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 14, 2022 04:03 PM (6lMp2)

325 >>>It's great if you're the baby getting to nurse. Not so much for the rest of us.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (H4qIP)

That kid isn't going to know what his/her mom looks like until they're weened.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 14, 2022 04:03 PM (QYPq3)

326
"COVID hit him hard as far as loneliness," Blair said. "Nobody was able to visit him."


Somehow I get the feeling that he had the same number of visits as before the China Lung Rot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 14, 2022 04:04 PM (n+4am)

327
Politics be damned. Those boobs are not meant to be used for that kind of thing!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022


***
I mind a scene in Friends where one of their acquaintances is breast-feeding her baby. Joey expresses his dislike of the sight.

Monica: "It's a natural, beautiful thing!"
Joey: "I know! But there's a baby hanging off of it!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)

328 All art is "modern" when it's created.

Well we're more at the Post Modern movement of art, from Modern which was early to mid 20th century. That's when you got Picasso and Mondrian and Pollock and the rest, doing bizarre stuff with color and shape and pretending its beautiful or artistic.

Postmodern art rejects the very idea of beauty or art and is not interested in subjective interpretation where you decide what it means, but just making your own statement and presenting basically crap like 3 basketballs in a glass case or a toilet seat and pretending you've created something amazing. Postmodern "art" rejects any authority or rules, and is cynical about the whole idea of art to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

329 The problem is that if the dollar is no longer the reserve currency, we'll be more subject to the vagaries of fluctuating exchange rates.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
----------------

As in, 'on your knees, yankee dog'.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:04 PM (In5Sq)

330 That just's good manners when foreigners break into your country illegally and enroll their kids in the schools that your tax dollars pay for, right?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM


Newsletter?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at March 14, 2022 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

331 I'm all for peace and love.
I believe Imperialism is the answer.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:05 PM (In5Sq)

332 the boobs served their purpose, they got a multimillionaire MLB pitcher to put a baby in her

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 04:05 PM (ZZK0E)

333 it may be that I'm being paid by Putin but it seems to me that engaging in economic warfare against russia may not be in our best interests if that strengthens the chinese/russia/iran axis
____________
You would think that a key goal of our foreign policy would be to keep Russia, China, and Iran separate from each other, sort of the way Britain handled the various Continental powers for centuries.

Instead, F. Joe Biden has driven together. Pure genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (7p0Hn)

334 The problem with Kate Upton having a baby is that I was not involved in the process at any point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

335 Politics be damned. Those boobs are not meant to be used for that kind of thing!
.........

That's going to be one healthy baby.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

336 308 How did someone as pig ignorant as Ana Navarro get a paying media job? Was it her looks?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 04:01 PM (eGTCV)

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Affirmative-action "severe conservative" and tons of fun, but mostly ... (I'm guessing a lot of swamp critters have a pig fetish after they get bored with diddling little kids).

Posted by: ShainS -- Immanentizing the Eschaton is not just a river in Egypt at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (g3yOs)

337 I miss the old days when you could say "sound as a dollar" un-ironically.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (FVME7)

338 132 Judge will say he was sufficiently provoked and let him go.
Posted by: torabora at March 14, 2022 03:36 PM

I need more essential information before I can make a determination. The article doesn't say anything about race or sexuality of the attacker or victims. It says the victims were a man and a woman, but frankly, I have no faith that they actually confirmed their gender-identity. Justice blind to these important factors is justice denied!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

339
Remember how illegal "child" invaders with full beards were being put in Middle Schools because they were "13" years old?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (JNBbP)

340 I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.
---
Have you noticed that often people who use a malapropism use it repeatedly? Why is that?

I worked with a guy who said "and Excedrin" for "and et cetera." You couldn't have even a brief conversation with him without hearing that at least once.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (sWM8x)

341 Biden lying again, this time about his family chats about gas prices, at a time when nobody was talking gas prices.

Does anyone have an explanation for the squinting? Is he trying to look tough? Do his drugs dilate his pupils? Is he suffering mini-strokes?

https://bit.ly/3t8iOSC

Posted by: bonhomme at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (8/9Tc)

342 The Kate Upton comments remind me a a gag about breastfeeding from "The League":
"Breasts are meant to be ogled and fondled, not tugged at like some raccoon pulling at a trash bag."

Posted by: Xander Crews at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (MpOGS)

343 calls on the DOJ to investigate "Russian propagandists" like Fox News' Tucker Carlson and former Rep.

---
tell me you're a fascist by acting like a fascist

Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (ZZK0E)

344 Monica: "It's a natural, beautiful thing!"
Joey: "I know! But there's a baby hanging off of it!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)

___

Exactly!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 04:08 PM (OalnH)

345 Did you know Barretta drove a Chevy Impala? Shit you forget.

Posted by: Puddinhead at March 14, 2022 04:08 PM (KMmDq)

346 I hear he was an austere theater usher.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 14, 2022 04:08 PM (H8QX8)

347 yeah yeah yeah, stabby stabby, go cray-cray, yada yada
knife fights happen all the time, nbd.

But the really very very important thing is:
DOES GARY CABANA STILL STAND WITH URKRAINE???

Posted by: Twitter Blue Checks at March 14, 2022 04:08 PM (786Ro)

348 342 The Kate Upton comments remind me a a gag about breastfeeding from "The League":
"Breasts are meant to be ogled and fondled, not tugged at like some raccoon pulling at a trash bag."
Posted by: Xander Crews at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (MpOGS)

Stealing a Mitch Hedberg joke here but that show was like pancakes, love it at first and then fucking sick of it by the end.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 14, 2022 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

349 BREAKING: Russian Roulette will now be known as Ukrainian Roulette.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (OalnH)

350 That his first name isn't Taco.

Posted by: Braenyard


Dressed up like a million dollar trooper? Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (Vxu+H)

351 Just like the collectivism of Marxism creates the collectivism that Management Government can use. The destructivists' zeal for the destruction of their political opponents buffers the authoritarianism that state authoritarians might be interested in creating.

Why does the FIB seem to be always backing the left? It might possibly be that the left are asking them to for a Police state over their political opponents, and they want to win at any cost. Thus it fosters political crackdowns in general which can challenge the structure that keeps the FIB (and other bureaucrats) in place.

We could theorize that over the long term the "client" of the state becomes the rationale of authority.

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (XHhHI)

352 Remove it as the reserve currency, i.e., the currency in which international trade is priced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------------

That'll be good for the ol' portfolio.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2022 04:02 PM (In5Sq)
____________

The problem is that if the dollar is no longer the reserve currency, we'll be more subject to the vagaries of fluctuating exchange rates.
==
Thinking about buying a new car, washing machine, or other durable good? Do. It. Now.

Posted by: You heard it here first at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (Nim8e)

353 340 I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.
---
Have you noticed that often people who use a malapropism use it repeatedly? Why is that?

I worked with a guy who said "and Excedrin" for "and et cetera." You couldn't have even a brief conversation with him without hearing that at least once.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (sWM8x)

Maybe it's closet trolling?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (z5Vrg)

354 349 BREAKING: Russian Roulette will now be known as Ukrainian Roulette.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (OalnH)

========

The Deer Hunter has been re-edited to remove all of the Russian Roulette. It is now 30 minutes long.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)

355 I pacifically avoid malapropisms.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (oWBc3)

356 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the American Rescue Plan."

-
Learn it. Live it. Love it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (FVME7)

357 It's great if you're the baby getting to nurse. Not so much for the rest of us.
Posted by: rickb223

You still got the train, right?

Posted by: MkY at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (Q/yQC)

358
NYC is a Shithole. Crime is out of control.

Meanwhile, the fake "mayor" of NYC is calling on the MLB to let women and "women" play in the major leagues.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (JNBbP)

359 I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.
---
Have you noticed that often people who use a malapropism use it repeatedly? Why is that?

I worked with a guy who said "and Excedrin" for "and et cetera." You couldn't have even a brief conversation with him without hearing that at least once.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 14, 2022


***
My ex-mother-in-law (No. 2, the hot one) used to say, "Apress voos, mon cherry" as she gestured us ahead of her. I returned the favor with "Excusez-moist!"

The difference is that we both knew we were playing with the phrases. A true malapropist, I think, does not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (txdEq)

360 Nood white hispanics!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (z5Vrg)

361 BIDEN: "The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the American Rescue Plan.

___

DAMN RIGHT!
- MSM

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (OalnH)

362 Back on the streets before any J6 bystanders?

Posted by: Blago at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (eK/kK)

363 356 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the American Rescue Plan."

-
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (FVME7)

========

So, we should have a president whose mere presence in office prevents Putin from doing this sort of thing. So, Biden is the obvious answer, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

364 We going to have a post on the Ipsos poll that ABC/globohomo is pushing that says Americans want our elementary yutes brainwashed by Big Gay? Be nice for a legit outfit like Trafalgar to do an honest poll on the subject (although I suppose the VA govs race was a good proxy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 14, 2022 04:11 PM (9KXDf)

365 Has Biden mentioned his time spent as a gas bar attendant?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 14, 2022 04:11 PM (eGTCV)

366 356 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
BIDEN: "The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the American Rescue Plan."

-
Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 14, 2022 04:10 PM (FVME7)

So after Ukraine and Russia make peace, what's their next excuse?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 14, 2022 04:11 PM (UuD2k)

367 The Deer Hunter has been re-edited to remove all of the Russian Roulette. It is now 30 minutes long.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (LvTSG)


And re-edited to remove anything about deer hunting.

It's now 3 minutes of Meryl Streep crying.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 14, 2022 04:11 PM (OMayC)

368 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 14, 2022 04:11 PM (khAeP)

369
NYC's "priorities" are:

1. Plant-based diets for all the plebes
2. Girls being allowed to play in the MLB

*btw, there is no "rule" excluding women from MLB

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 14, 2022 04:12 PM (JNBbP)

370 353 340 I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.
---
Have you noticed that often people who use a malapropism use it repeatedly? Why is that?

I worked with a guy who said "and Excedrin" for "and et cetera." You couldn't have even a brief conversation with him without hearing that at least once.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 14, 2022 04:07 PM (sWM8x)

Maybe it's closet trolling?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 14, 2022 04:09 PM (z5Vrg)

Yeah, sounds like a lame joke in that case. With my example I think it's just pig-ignorance.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 14, 2022 04:12 PM (dfRN6)

371 Some people take their performance art seriously.

Posted by: Shia Lebouf at March 14, 2022 04:12 PM (I+ZWa)

372 meanwhile, the next shoe's getting ready to drop as our lunatic twitter overlords seem to realize that russia and china are going to work together to de-cert the dollar...or whatever it's called.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at March 14, 2022 03:57 PM (ZZK0E)
______________

Remove it as the reserve currency, i.e., the currency in which international trade is priced.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 14, 2022 04:00 PM



Lionel Shriver wrote a novel about this, called "The Mandibles". I highly recommend! Mark Steyn interviewed her about it in 2017.

https://youtu.be/JzzIeoUMcdE?t=675

Posted by: Hands at March 14, 2022 04:12 PM (786Ro)

373 I mind a scene in Friends where one of their acquaintances is breast-feeding her baby. Joey expresses his dislike of the sight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:04 PM (txdEq)
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Are we nearing our limit on Friends' references?

(disclosure: I made one up top about a "moo point'.)

Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022 04:12 PM (XHhHI)

374 Maybe it's closet trolling?
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I don't think so. I worked with him for years and it never changed. He used it when talking to everyone. It was like a verbal tic or something.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

375 I've a colleague who, when she means to say "flesh something out" always says "flush something out" instead.

-
Not entirely stupid. You flush game out of cover to shoot them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (FVME7)

376 The left is demanding that the first amendment only applies to those that agree with the narrative.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (5kI0z)

377 I was sitting in my parent's home as a teenager with the super hot wife of a buddy of theirs. She's got her new baby with her and is cuddling it, and it starts to fuss. So she pops her top down, yanks out a naked, very full boob with a very large full nipple and stuffs it in baby's mouth.

Now, I'm all for feeding babies, and that's how the business works and all but I'm like a 16 year old boy and she's a late 20s gorgeous woman and I'm just not ready for this.

I don't mind breast feeding, but ladies, could you at least pretend maybe this is a private affair, and not just business as usual?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

378 334 The problem with Kate Upton having a baby is that I was not involved in the process at any point.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 04:06 PM (KZzsI)

How is a guy involved with the stork bringing the babbeh to the parents? *srednop*

Posted by: Thrawn at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

379 Are we nearing our limit on Friends' references?

(disclosure: I made one up top about a "moo point'.)
Posted by: Axeman at March 14, 2022


***
Personally I would set the limit pretty high. At its funniest, Friends delivered scenes and lines that are timeless.

(I repeat: At its funniest)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 14, 2022 04:14 PM (txdEq)

380 don't mind breast feeding, but ladies, could you at least pretend maybe this is a private affair, and not just business as usual?
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that's when the fight started . . .

Posted by: Seriously at March 14, 2022 04:15 PM (JLm3g)

381 @75

>>occupy Ukraine.

I don't think the plan is to occupy Ukraine, they simply want to topple the government, try to consolidate their power in the Eastern parts, attempt to set up a puppet government and essentially cause sturm und drang for the West.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2022 04:16 PM (wJ7h6)

382 The left is demanding that the first amendment only applies to those that agree with the narrative.
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ha

You say that as if it doesn't. Good one.

Posted by: CNN - we have special needs at March 14, 2022 04:16 PM (ZRaZJ)

383 Clinton backed Pastor who moved to Haiti and adopted children indicted for boinking said adopted kids.

https://bit.ly/3tOTz6U

Apparently, tweeting about it for years didn't raise any eyebrows.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 04:18 PM (wAnMi)

384 I don't mind breast feeding, but ladies, could you at least pretend maybe this is a private affair, and not just business as usual?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (KZzsI)


At least it was in a private home. After having my office in Palo Alto in the 80's-90's, it was not unusual for some hairy hippy chick to whip out a boob in a bookstore or coffee shop and start feeding baby.

I'm not really sure how good that can possibly be for a chihuahua, but I'm not an animal nutritionist.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 14, 2022 04:22 PM (wAnMi)

385 TJM LoL

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Posted by: Shirley at March 14, 2022 05:34 PM (nzKxt)

387 Shirley you jest!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 14, 2022 05:40 PM (Mzdiz)

388 Now, I'm all for feeding babies, and that's how the business works and all but I'm like a 16 year old boy and she's a late 20s gorgeous woman and I'm just not ready for this.

I don't mind breast feeding, but ladies, could you at least pretend maybe this is a private affair, and not just business as usual?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 14, 2022 04:13 PM (KZzsI)

Slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, now with coof antibodies? at March 14, 2022 05:42 PM (Mzdiz)

389 Now if they had shot up the place it would be front page news in the New York Slimes, Washington Compost, and Atlanta Urinal/Constipation and the talking heads would on it all week long

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 14, 2022 06:19 PM (wGqjj)

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