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Extremely Vapid and Unprepared Woman Desperately Seeks a Lifeline and Begs a Stronger, More Capable Man to Bail Her Out and Speak First
So embarrassing.
So embarrassing. If there was a desk in the very back of the class where Kamala could sit and hide under in an effort to not be called on by the teacher to answer, she would be sitting there. But in her very stupid narcissism, she sought a job in which she'd have to stand right up front at a podium with no place to hide. Except where she could find a bit of room to hide, in the shadow of a White Man, who gives her some time to stall. Remember, Putin waited to invade Ukraine until the senile Biden and the stupid dickriding Canuck whore Kamala were in office for a year because it was Trump who was the weak one he thought he could bull right over. Oh by the way: I'm tired of NeverTrump and the leftists (but I repeat myself) liesplaining that Putin invaded because Trump called him "savvy." So did Biden.Biden has repeatedly said he wants a stable and predictable relationship with Russia. On Monday, he called Putin "tough" and "bright" and said he's a "worthy adversary."Oh, he wanted a stable relationship with Russia? Sounds like something a RUSSIAN STOOGE would say. He praised Putin just before meeting with him, therefore signaling that Putin should invade Ukraine. That's the logic they apply to Trump, right? Trump said Putin was "savvy" after the the fact, and this somehow retroactively caused the invasion? While they meanwhile ignore Biden explicitly inviting Putin to launch a "Minor Incursion" into Ukraine.
.@VP Harris awkwardly starts laughing when asked about the Ukrainian refugee crisis pic.twitter.com/SIHhiLbK6X
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 10, 2022
After that, there was more word salad, more Bart Simpson Book Report making stuff up on the fly.
We’re not sending our best pic.twitter.com/n72SkT3vX6
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) March 10, 2022
We saw it, we saw it right there, right on TV, guys...! And this is wonderful.
"I am here. Standing... here..." ::checks notes:: pic.twitter.com/lylvfZj4qO
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) March 10, 2022
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:33 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at March 11, 2022 02:33 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:34 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2022 02:34 PM (H4qIP)
Posted by: kathysaysso at March 11, 2022 02:35 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:35 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 11, 2022 02:35 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 11, 2022 02:36 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:36 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Rob Ford'a rotting, cocaine-soaked corpse would have more gravitas than Kamala Harris!
Or Doug Ford, come to think of it.
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:36 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (J8ILO)
It's one party Commie group hug in CA--bottom to top and back down again.
And they look and sound like fools when they leave the CA plantation...not that Kamala helps anything by being an invertebrate, calling whore.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (FCPbW)
and willowed:
Harmeet K. Dhillon @pnjaban
We are doomed
https://tinyurl.com/3w2kpbwb
The White House is briefing tiktok stars about the war in ukraine
On Thursday afternoon, 30 top TikTok stars gathered on a Zoom call to receive key information about the war unfolding in Ukraine. National Security Council staffers and White House press secretary Jen Psaki briefed the influencers abou the United States' strategic goals int he region...
WTF
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (8I+CL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (qnVBz)
I'm sure this is incredibly racist, but it's the Democrats fault because they have decided skin color is how everything in society is to be organized. So all of them get a question mark over their head.
Posted by: Blago at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (mprjT)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (4vi12)
Whoa-ho, bucko. Just because she lived in Montreal for a few years doesn't make her Canadian. She's a total American mongrel.
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (a1ycR)
Posted by: Joe Isuzu at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (ou23q)
To calm herself. She has to know that the masses won't buy into gobbledygook.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: Kamala Harrris at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (PiwSw)
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She babbles incoherently to take up space. It's far worse than "um" and similar verbal crutches. Her words are clear, but there is no meaning to be discerned.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (DU+/6)
So, the powers that be keep propping up dumber and dumber figureheads as they feel their power slip until they get desperate and do push forward a strongman that could easily turn on them once in power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
WTF
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (8I+CL)
HAHAHAHAHAAAA.
Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing...
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (Eqkqm)
Should have stuck to "what she knows best", if you know what I mean...
Bailing out rioters, encouraging looters, cackling madly.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (8I+CL)
It's how they're briefing China.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (QYPq3)
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In fairness, they had to coach her *out* of just dropping to her knees and miming a blowjob when she got out of her depth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (DU+/6)
On Thursday afternoon, 30 top TikTok stars gathered on a Zoom call to receive key information about the war unfolding in Ukraine. National Security Council staffers and White House press secretary Jen Psaki briefed the influencers abou the United States' strategic goals int he region...
The dances will be epic!
Posted by: Bruce at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (wmDcS)
It's one party Commie group hug in CA--bottom to top and back down again.
And they look and sound like fools when they leave the CA plantation...not that Kamala helps anything by being an invertebrate, calling whore.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (FCPbW)
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This is why I've never been scared of Newsom. He'd collapse in a primary race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
But hey, THE ADULTS are charge and they will not rest until they've murdered every last one of us.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (3iij0)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (4vi12)
https://tinyurl.com/233b2bkn
Posted by: Pony Tail at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (tzZq2)
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (v0R5T)
We'll be told harris has a "condition" for "nervous laughter."
Also, we'll be told she's just being "folksy."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (rjIKj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (oWBc3)
And she's fucking it up. This should not be possible to fuck up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)
The dances will be epic!
Posted by: Bruce
Only if they wear nurses' scrubs.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (WnnCS)
Posted by: abbynormal at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (Ly/95)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (4vi12)
True! I assume her parents were both American at the time, or at least that they have citizenship now, but I haven't gone back to check. So "American," then.
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (Eqkqm)
Posted by: huerfano at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022
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I meant to say, not children like the junior high schoolers who were my classmates. We were a little brighter than this. Maybe today's "middle-schoolers," as they call them now, are this vapid after being taught nothing but "racism is everywhere," CRT, and "Be respectful of everyone" since kindergarten.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (D/Dti)
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:33 PM (Eqkqm)
She was chosen precisely because she could never, ever, show up Joe Biden, a senile bitter timeserver these last 10 years. Even the other lightweights in the Dem primary could do that every so often.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (eoQWY)
And she's fucking it up. This should not be possible to fuck up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)
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Gentlemen, I give you the VPOTUS.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (8I+CL)
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I mentioned this on the Russian novel thread, and I think I stand by it:
Why not? It'll probably even work, at least to some degree. And there's no reason it shouldn't. Poorly-educated, half-naked teenagers dancing to regurgitated talking points are no less credible than anyone else in the wider press complex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (DU+/6)
pete cocksucker buttgig's fake "husband" led a group of chldren to say the "pledge" to the sodomite flag. Really.
I won't link a vid because you don't want to see it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 11, 2022 02:42 PM (rjIKj)
Looking like you're ready to cry.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 02:42 PM (v0R5T)
I remember video of a blonde beauty pageant contestant who was ridiculed mercilessly for a stupid response to a stupid question. Kamala is stupider.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 02:42 PM (eGTCV)
Why not? It'll probably even work, at least to some degree. And there's no reason it shouldn't. Poorly-educated, half-naked teenagers dancing to regurgitated talking points are no less credible than anyone else in the wider press complex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (DU+/6)
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And I said that it's not serious until they get the top performers on OnlyFans in for a briefing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
We need our own mentally unstable orphan to bring justice.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2022 02:42 PM (3iij0)
........
That's poetry, man. *snif*
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Wouldn't 'stupid dickriddled Canuck whore be more poetic?'
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:42 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (oWBc3)
The other two have a tiny bit of charisma, and can belt out a silly but complete sentence. So they are out, leaving Harris.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (eoQWY)
He seems intent on showing people things we've been refusing to admit for a very long time. I don't know if this is the last chance to repent, or like Jeremiah's ministry the explanation for why judgment is now inevitable.
Posted by: Methos at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (eoQWY)
Indeed, but it also means we have an incredibly unstable government that promises to devour itself as every messianic shitbag from Hillary Clinton down to John F Kerry competes for the brass ring when Biden kicks it.
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (Eqkqm)
Jesus fucking Christ this bitch is retarded.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (OalnH)
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Pete Buttigay as Batman?
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Squid at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (XFSHJ)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (L9uv7)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (eoQWY)
Have to disagree. She is not that smart. I mean, fvck, the WH is briefing tik tok 'stars'?
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (qnVBz)
A minor incursion could be likened to "just the tip". We're at the "hair pulling, leg shaking consummation" point.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: huerfano at March 11, 2022 02:41 PM (MzKgG)
https://tinyurl.com/233b2bkn
She didn't listen to the question at all!!
Posted by: Pony Tail at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (tzZq2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
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Next: The ball gag.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (LvTSG)
Pretty much everything about our ruling class is now focused either on internal politics, or on following outside direction from funding interests (so they can fund themselves, both living lavishly and for more internal politics)
None of this is "real" for people like Harris. They think they're setting us up for a re-run of the 30's, when they're really setting us up for something worse.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (0BW5E)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (D8mow)
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I'd wear their shit out in the Octagon.
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (sWM8x)
They give her retard power. When people see those hand movements they understand that this person is retarded and we must humor her or she will start shrieking and banging her head.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2022 02:43 PM (Eqkqm)
They have been doing that every day since the election, no wait required. Which is why the government is especially incoherent, because it depends on who gets to the mike first with a policy - State, the Deep State, DOD, the marxists....We don't have one dysfunctional government, we have about a dozen.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: megthered at March 11, 2022 02:46 PM (qox/d)
Posted by: Chauncey Gardner at March 11, 2022 02:33 PM (QYPq3)
.......
Made more sense in the original Khoisan.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 02:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (8I+CL)
Hypothesis: Idiocracy was too optimistic
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 02:46 PM (L9uv7)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 11, 2022 02:46 PM (p40Pc)
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I'd wear their shit out in the Octagon.
Posted by: Frederica Wilson at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (sWM8x)
Soon.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (PiwSw)
The social media company is also temporarily allowing posts that call for death to Russian President Vladimir Putin or Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko in countries including Russia, Ukraine and Poland, according to a series of internal emails to its content moderators.
this is zuckerberg and china
the world is burning down right before our eyes
I know we should look at this peek chaos on purpose, but more people need to push back now. Not tomorrow.
EVERYONE is getting suspended off of every social media platform now. Of course I would like to see them all disappear, so praying this obscene blocking of free speech and dissent by opposing views takes it all down quicker. There are only so many robots hitting the LIKE button you can use until you realize you aren't making money.
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (8I+CL)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:38 PM (eoQWY)
Have to disagree. She is not that smart. I mean, fvck, the WH is briefing tik tok 'stars'?
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (ou23q)
Well they already had the fingernail guy. Sounds like Dr Jills faction, she's goofy enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (eoQWY)
God has withdrawn His divine providence from America because our leaders have slaughtered millions of unborn babies, and pursue the lusts of homosexuality and pedophilia.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:44 PM (J8ILO)
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Joe: I am cancelling all leases so Big Oil can no longer drill and destroy our environment
Also Joe: Why aren't these GRREDY BIG OIL COMPANIES PUMPING More??!?!?!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
There is no lower limit. This gang of imbeciles has proven that.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (WnnCS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (tGWrO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (oWZwa)
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Pence strikes me more of a Rudoph Hess than a Hitler. I think Pence would look good in Lederhosen. Just sayin (and I'm not gay!)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (W3VUu)
Also Joe: Why aren't these GRREDY BIG OIL COMPANIES PUMPING More??!?!?!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM
The big banks won't let them.
Posted by: huerfano at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (DTly5)
Posted by: artisanal ette at March 11, 2022 02:47 PM (8I+CL)
Don't interrupt your enemy while he is committing suicide. Social media is controllable only barely when it is unified. If you drive people off, they find other channels. I only even read SM that ace or others put up.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (SVUeu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
I would like an impeachment theater please
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (tGWrO)
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If all we're going to get is failure theater, then we might as well get the most luxurious and pointless of the failure theaters, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (LvTSG)
the democrats
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (a1ycR)
Over to you President Duda
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (gz+xQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (tGWrO)
Is it Duda? DeSantis?
just curious. this whole experiment in no longer having a US chief executive has been illuminating.
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Oldcat
Doomed we are. My faith is in the Lord.
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (ou23q)
.@VP Harris awkwardly starts laughing when asked about the Ukrainian refugee crisis
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"IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S NO WHITE MAN IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE TO POSITION HER FOR SUCCESS AND BEHIND WHOM SHE CAN SEEK REFUGE HERSELF!!!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (bPVGI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (LvTSG)
Also Joe: Why aren't these GRREDY BIG OIL COMPANIES PUMPING More??!?!?!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
That goes along with Joe reversing Trump's executive order to lower prices of insulin. Then he turned and said, "We have to do something about the price of insulin! Harumph!"
Posted by: abbynormal at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (Ly/95)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (tGWrO)
Do you think she got into Joe's stash ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (J8ILO)
Yeah, Pence strikes me more as a guy you shouldn't bend over in front of.
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (nnLls)
"would not matter. We have plenty of crap on the Biden's and Hunter. We KNOW what they did and have proof, yet, they seem bulletproof. Any sense of decency has been thrown out by our media... Biden could shoot someone in the head and they would somehow say he was shooting an insurrectionist destroying the country... just like Ashlie Babbit."
I remember Rush Limbaugh saying back in the 90's that Bill Clinton could commit an ax murder on camera, and the media and a huge sector of the country would somehow shrug it off.
Posted by: RM at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (OalnH)
Dunning-Kruger and all that semen floating around in there.
Posted by: Ma Duece at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (0dmP2)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (4vi12)
Let's ask garrett...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (BgMrQ)
Looking like you're ready to cry.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022
***
"Well, she looked at me, and I, I could see
That before too long I'd fall in love with her!
She wouldn't dance with another (Whooh)
When I saw her standing there. . . ."
-- None of the Beatles, not if it's Kamala
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 11, 2022 02:45 PM (0BW5E)
I doubt harris knows anything about the 1930s, even who won the World Series
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (+ya+t)
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Either we have a new commenter, or Marcus is getting radical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....
Posted by: Kanlale at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (SVUeu)
Posted by: RM at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (U3LtS)
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They pivoted away from "women's rights" and attacked any woman who accused him of rape, so Rush's assertion was not without reason. And yeah, they will do the same for Biden, because he is the symbolic head of their Complex.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (DU+/6)
How badly do her handlers hate her?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (NOYGJ)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 11, 2022 02:49 PM (W3VUu)
Oh no, there's no comedy to be had with the current regime, because they are such titans of decorum and statesmanship.
But POTATOE, hahahahaha, so funny!
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (L9uv7)
I'm sure this is incredibly racist, but it's the Democrats fault because they have decided skin color is how everything in society is to be organized. So all of them get a question mark over their head.
Posted by: Blago
it's neither racist or unfair. it's reality based.
Posted by: x at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (uQFwj)
Posted by: JT at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (arJlL)
And she's fucking it up. This should not be possible to fuck up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)"
The entire point here was to find as unsympathetic a villain as possible and set them up against a reasonably inoffensive victim - and they did - and they're *still* fucking it up.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (0BW5E)
Posted by: Oldcat
Doomed we are. My faith is in the Lord.
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (ou23q)
Maybe the Lord should move straight to the smiting phase, this is getting painful.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (nnLls)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (qnVBz)
How badly do her handlers hate her?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (NOYGJ)
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No one is in charge.
The administration is a series of competing power centers of the Left, fighting each other for position and influence. It is a total clusterfuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
Scariest part is they are doing it so Joe doesn't have a chance to speak...... They think she's better....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (J8ILO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (tGWrO)
........
You misspelled hang.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (bPVGI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (LvTSG)
Irradiated Marcus is now in Hulk Mode...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (BgMrQ)
scarier still ... they're right
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (j9HX3)
Scariest part is they are doing it so Joe doesn't have a chance to speak...... They think she's better....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (J8ILO)
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She probably smells better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Maybe the Lord should move straight to the smiting phase, this is getting painful.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (eoQWY)
Maybe that big old rock hewn without hands could roll over the White House.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (uWF4x)
The administration is a series of competing power centers of the Left, fighting each other for position and influence. It is a total clusterfuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
Yup, which is probably why we got that MIG fiasco.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 11, 2022 02:48 PM (OalnH)
There's more the ,la than that. She's also black enough.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 11, 2022 02:54 PM (nR2nR)
Asked about inflation, blathered about the Black Sea and maps.
https://tinyurl.com/233b2bkn
Posted by: Pony Tail at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (tzZq2)
How badly do her handlers hate her?
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (NOYGJ)
Its not just in the US, the UK sent an envoy (a woman) pre war to talk to Lavrov and she didn't know which cities were in Russia or the Ukraine, and what sea that Ukraine lies on. He sent her packing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
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It's funny how just two years ago, Big Oil had no problem pumping so much oil out of the ground that it was sending it to customers overseas instead of in the country. Odd, that.
I wonder what might have changed in the last two years to get the oil companies to act differently now?
Posted by: Junior at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (rIcpC)
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (nnLls)
Should have stuck to "what she knows best", if you know what I mean...
Bailing out rioters, encouraging looters, cackling madly.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (jTmQV)
Licking taint...
Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2022 02:56 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 11, 2022 02:56 PM (rjIKj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley - I am here. Standing...here. at March 11, 2022 02:56 PM (HsAzN)
scarier still ... they're right
Posted by: Black Orchid at March 11, 2022 02:54
Her speaking is so provocative to our enemies. What must their alternatives to Kamala sound like. I'm genuinely concerned and can't believe what I'm seeing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 11, 2022 02:56 PM (NOYGJ)
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The Police "Don't Stand So Close to Me."
Posted by: Venus at March 11, 2022 02:56 PM (YVBLw)
The administration is a series of competing power centers of the Left, fighting each other for position and influence. It is a total clusterfuck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
That's my conclusion, also. That explains the mixed messages and public flailing.
Order + Counter-Order = Disorder (<- we are here)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (pJWtt)
Who promptly told him, "It can take as little as 30 minutes. . . ."
I smiled and pointed to the Shell station across the street. "Five minutes to refuel vs. 30. And you can find a gas station anywhere."
Again he had no answer to that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: mr tmz at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (tasZ1)
Posted by: Junior at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (rIcpC)
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I don't know what changed, but I can tell you one thing for sure. You can be certain that canceling oil leases, throwing as many environmental and regulatory challenges in the path of any fracker with an existing lease, an aggressively anti-oil energy policy and climate-focused goals that disparage hydrocarbons all have absolutely NOTHING to do with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (DU+/6)
What's that song that goes don't stand so close to me?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 11, 2022 02:56 PM (rjIKj)
That's not a song, I'd sooner listen to a garbage disposal than the Police.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (mVMcL)
Agreed. Can they send her back to the barracks to improve morale?
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 02:46 PM (L9uv7)
Yes, it was.
I love love that deer in headlights look Ol' Heels Up as she's asked a very simple question about refugees designed to let her look all concerned and in charge.
All she literally had to say was something, "That is a heartbreaking situation. And we're looking right now for the best solution for those unfortunate people. I can't talk about that now but we are working very hard to resolve it."
Just common, every day political baloney-speak and she can't even manage that.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (SVUeu)
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (gz+xQ)
That is not a sober woman speaking.
Posted by: US Bio weapons labs in Ukraine at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (zUiNW)
@charliespiering 2h
Jen Psaki tells the Tik-Tok influencers in her briefing that Russia "of course hacked our election here" in 2016.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (zWpOF)
Hey Kamala, MacDonalds just closed 850 stores in Russia. Just call it a No Fry Zone and go with it. The media will love love love your international relations savvy.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (axyOa)
Because I really need the Friday afternoon fun threads.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (uWF4x)
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Umm, she's in Poland. Have you seen Polish chicks? Sending Kamala to the barracks would *not* be a morale booster.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (DU+/6)
Along with "Message In A Bottle" which includes the refrain
Sending out an SOS...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (jYQlA)
A new sports bar in Portland - the "Sports Bra" is opening. Their schtick is that they will only show women's sports - and not women's beach volleyball, or lingerie football. They're going to show the WNBA, women's soccer, women's golf, and zzzzz... excuse me, I fell asleep for a second.
Since there's isn't that much live women's sports content, the rest of the time they will show reruns of women's sports.
I'm sure franchising opportunities are available - this is your chance to get in on the ground floor!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (I2/tG)
Its not just in the US, the UK sent an envoy (a woman) pre war to talk to Lavrov and she didn't know which cities were in Russia or the Ukraine, and what sea that Ukraine lies on. He sent her packing.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM
This tells me these people are unserious and are seriously unqualified for any position and have skated through life somehow. I wouldn't trust her to run anything.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (NOYGJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (DU+/6)
Are you sure?
***Vincent Gambini voice***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm grateful for cackling idiot witch Harris
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (tGWrO)
Order + Counter-Order = Disorder (
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (pJWtt)
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There were reports last month of House Democrats asking for messaging help from the White House, and the White House outright refused to offer it.
Not even the White House can agree on what to say, and they've got spokespeople out there everyday talking at odds with each other.
I'm less interested in how this is going to affect federal legislature seats and more interested how it's going to affect state legislatures and governorships, especially with polling showing election integrity as one of the major concerns of the electorate going into the midterms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
She should be ashamed that she is not qualified for the job, her supporters should be embarrassed that they cheated for her, and we should be embarrassed that we allowed the election to be stolen.
I don't know how we can escape destruction at this point.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (5kI0z)
____________
More than Putin can say about him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 02:50 PM (tGWrO)
......
You mean besides Truvada?
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 02:51 PM (eoQWY)"
Yeah I don't expect her to be able to hold a meaningful conversation about it, but the lies coming out of the WH to cover up the state of things combined with the lies and actions clearly intended to make things worse are just too complex to be an accident.
They think they're being clever jacking up energy prices and inflation and trying to kick off WW3. People like Harris don't understand that they're disposable, and Biden doesn't really understand much of anything anymore.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (0BW5E)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022
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Hillary thought that would work too. But she was depending on words that came *out* of her mouth instead of on something going into it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)
It wasn't that long ago the MSM was ripping her for having been unprepared and going through aids and staff like tic-tacs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: I Mean at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (DTly5)
Just vote "no". Withhold a bill from me, then pressure me into voting for it with no time to read it? NO.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (qnVBz)
@charliespiering 2h
Jen Psaki tells the Tik-Tok influencers in her briefing that Russia "of course hacked our election here" in 2016.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2022 02:58 PM (zWpOF)
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But concerns about 2020 are insurrection.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
She's controllable. And it seems a bit less competent than Aviator Face. Wow.
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:00 PM (gz+xQ)
Posted by: radar at March 11, 2022 03:00 PM (aCYZU)
It looks like I need to give you all another lesson in reading the bullshit between the lines.
The social media company is also temporarily allowing posts that call for death to Russian President Vladimir Putin or Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko in countries including Russia,...
Translation: Fakebook is going to attempt to create a fake anti-Putin Preference Cascade with propaganda Bots. See?! See?! Russians hate Putin! Look at all these comments from Russians saying so!
So Fakebook had to revise their own TOS to allow their own fake bots to escape deletion/banning.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (rjIKj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 02:40 PM (DU+/6)
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This is a prime example why the dems cannot cheat themselves out of this. They are royally fucked. In a very special fucky, fucky way
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (LyTO1)
Posted by: Marxus T at March 11, 2022 02:53 PM (nnLls)
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Who knew that "The Glass Ceiling" would end up being a lip gloss to be broken through.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (bPVGI)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (gz+xQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (eGTCV)
https://is.gd/mKVUMx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
.....
I'm less interested in how this is going to affect federal legislature seats and more interested how it's going to affect state legislatures and governorships, especially with polling showing election integrity as one of the major concerns of the electorate going into the midterms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
That's totally about the 100k or so the Rooskies spent on Farcebuk ads in 2016. Not anything else.
Move along, nothing to see here...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (2NHgQ)
Husband Fights Patriarchy By Letting Wife Change Car Tire
https://tinyurl.com/2p9hj7pz
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Oldcat
Oh, he will. Just a matter of time.
Posted by: Infidel at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (LyTO1)
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Also, most of the new cheating apparatuses in 2020 have been dismantled.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: I Mean at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DTly5)
Kamala Harris
Nancy Pelosi
Patrick Leahy
Antony Blinken
Janet Yellen
Lloyd Austin
Merrick Garland
It's like a Murderers Row of Liars, Imbeciles, and Incompetents.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (2rR88)
The worst DM on the planet would never have you ambushed simultaneously by a shambling pedophile litch and a syphilitic pustular succubus... Yet, here we are...
Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:57 PM (txdEq)"
These are the types of people who'd be forking hay and shoveling cow shit a thousand years ago, who are only working in office jobs and LARPing as smart people on account of other people's brilliance dragging up their standard of living.
They're going to have a hard landing.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (0BW5E)
Perhaps she's a available for these kind of public appearances.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (2NHgQ)
I'm not sure what Adderall would do to Kamala. She would probably talk faster and laugh less.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (I2/tG)
Can't wait to see that episode of Bar Rescue in a year.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (L9uv7)
I smiled and pointed to the Shell station across the street. "Five minutes to refuel vs. 30. And you can find a gas station anywhere."
Again he had no answer to that.
--
Good for you, Wolfus. And it's safe to assume "...as little as 30 minutes" is a best case scenario. And it also doesn't count the cars in line in front of you.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (LvTSG)
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It could change of course, but right now it means another massacre of the dem bench. Realize that Obama probably sacrificed the dem party in 2010, setting them up for this failure.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (LyTO1)
On Thursday afternoon, 30 top TikTok stars gathered on a Zoom call to receive key information about the war unfolding in Ukraine. National Security Council staffers and White House press secretary Jen Psaki briefed the influencers about the United States' strategic goals int he region...
________________
Whom are the "influencers" influencing? Each other?
Occupation: "TikTok star" (laughs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: JT at March 11, 2022 02:52 PM (arJlL)
Would ya look at this guy with his "Hiya" and his cheerful attitude and smile.
Well I got yer "Hiya" right here, pal!
*Grabs crotch*
*Finger*
Posted by: Some Guy With Anger Management Problems at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (AJvTq)
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (gz+xQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (qnVBz)
I smiled and pointed to the Shell station across the street. "Five minutes to refuel vs. 30. And you can find a gas station anywhere."
Again he had no answer to that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Official numbers are that it takes 16 times longer to charge a vehicle as to fuel it. With 75,000 gas stations in the US, that means we would need 1.2 million charging stations.
Or, if you want to charge at home, we only need about 20 trillion dollars to upgrade the grid, because if only ten percent of the vehicles switch to electric, the current grid will collapse. Let's see, that is only about five years of our total GDP.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (5kI0z)
Oh good lord, it's like watching a child.
On second thought. not really. My stepdaughter would bluntly reply that she couldn't answer and would have to ask someone else, because she at least has some integrity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (SKVme)
Occupation: "TikTok star" (laughs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (vBvJV)
I dunno, busty women do have an influence on me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (7DYli)
__________________________
Take that back! What you said is insulting . . . to liches and succubi.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (DU+/6)
It wasn't that long ago the MSM was ripping her for having been unprepared and going through aids and staff like tic-tacs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (BFigT)
So...Biden gets the hook.
We're stuck with the hooker.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (axyOa)
Occupation: "TikTok star" (laughs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (vBvJV)
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Mostly, they influence teenagers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (DU+/6)
Perhaps she's a available for these kind of public appearances.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (jYQlA)
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Is she a TikTok star? An influencer? What?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (BJKQV)
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Lying red-headed witch. Ok, Raggedy Jen, let's go with that. Proposal to counter Russia from ever hacking our elections again...wait for it...paper ballots and no computers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (I2/tG)
Can't wait to see that episode of Bar Rescue in a year.
He'll bring his friend "Vinny the Torch".
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (SVUeu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022"
*
These are the types of people who'd be forking hay and shoveling cow shit a thousand years ago, who are only working in office jobs and LARPing as smart people on account of other people's brilliance dragging up their standard of living.
They're going to have a hard landing.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 11, 2022
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The paradox is, he's a Vietnam vet who's worked with his hands as an electrician all his life. And yet he is still determined to live in his Bernie bubble.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:05 PM (txdEq)
https://is.gd/mKVUMx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
GawDAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (AJvTq)
Huh
Posted by: I Mean at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DTly5)
It may be too late for them. The Russians don't even talk to the EU any more, just member states. They have no need to sell anything to the EU with other clients available.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (eoQWY)
___________
Hunter paid off her stripper mama with about $20 million in cash, so I doubt she's currently living in a trailer park.
Although, given her genetic lineage on both sides, there is probably one in her future.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:03 PM (LyTO1)
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Imagine a MI where a new Republican Legislature and Republican governor decides to shore up election integrity as a priority early in 2023. Or Arizona. Or Georgia. Or Wisconsin. Or, maybe even, Pennsylvania.
Or all of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
So did Kamala. How'd that work out?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (BJKQV)
So Fakebook had to revise their own TOS to allow their own fake bots to escape deletion/banning.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at March 11, 2022 03:01 PM (rjIKj)
So, pretty much everyone believes that Russia has people who kill people inconvenient to Putin, right? How not very smart is it to play let's piss off that guy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (nR2nR)
I could see doing it if she made a good presentation, if she were a decent spokesmodel, perhaps an actress who could memorize lines. But no.
These type of meetings are usually done by Secs of State or NatSec Advisors, not by VPs. Why are they sending her?
It is obvious that Sundowner Biden cannot run in 2024.
Are his people going to put Kamala forward as a candidate? Are they trying to enhance her resume?
I don't get it.
Posted by: Mothman's Mother at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (txdEq)
Thank you for your understanding!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (PiwSw)
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They do? Some women might like the idea, because vag, but that's about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (vBvJV)
https://is.gd/mKVUMx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
GawDAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (AJvTq)
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Gonna be honest, she needs to stop skipping leg day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)
Oblig.:
https://youtu.be/PHzOOQfhPFg
Also, Rush, YYZ, official (very cool) video:
https://youtu.be/ftVTWDrtrlc
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (2rR88)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (YvFkn)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (2NHgQ)
https://is.gd/mKVUMx
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DU+/6)
GawDAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (AJvTq)
Needs to up her leg day game...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (7DYli)
__________________________
Take that back! What you said is insulting . . . to liches and succubi.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Liches in particular have to learn death magic to turn into one. Succubi are born that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (dNqv+)
Are the only women on TikTok 12 years old and also could you please link me to these busty 12 year olds, kthnx.
Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (AJvTq)
Posted by: Black JEM
Oh, they will try. Mark their words, they will try. The GOPe will, of course, help, they know their role. They also know if the Trumpbarians at the gate get back in, it's not going to be gentle. And if it all comes apart, it ain't gonna matter if it's R or D, they all face the music.
They have to do the cheat now. They backed themselves into a corner. No choice anymore.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
So did Kamala. How'd that work out?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 11, 2022 03:06 PM (ZSK0i)
=========
The Democratic electorate when with the guy the media had spent more than a decade promoting as the moderate while radical after radical fell away. So, the establishment sort of got what they wanted by making her VP, but it took riding on a facade of moderation to get even Democrats in a place where they could make it happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black
even at 30 minutes you'd have to have a charging station with several hundred chargers to not have a line. it would look a dozen Buccee's in a row.
Posted by: x at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (uQFwj)
I could see doing it if she made a good presentation, if she were a decent spokesmodel, perhaps an actress who could memorize lines. But no.
These type of meetings are usually done by Secs of State or NatSec Advisors, not by VPs. Why are they sending her?
_____________
Because F. Joe Biden is too feeble to do much travel, and to prone to putting his foot in his mouth. Imagine him speaking extemporaneously while jet-lagged ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: runner at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (eXZrW)
She just hasn't found that one goto phrase that Sharpton came to with 'resist we much'.
Posted by: micky at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: I Mean at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (DTly5)
Posted by: Kamala's Ukrainian plug at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (zUiNW)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 11, 2022 02:59 PM (5kI0z)
Pretty much short of a "Pinoche Solution", which I doubt anyone wants, we're going to be evermore screwed over the next 3 years.
Even with a PS, which Obama or his handlers short-circuited anyway by loading up the Pentagon with militarily ignorant toadies, and marxist-buttlicks, and even if everything was reversed tomorrow, we'd probably still be stuck with about 10 years of economic clean-up, not to mention the diplomatic and cultural stuff.
Buckle-up and just hope you aren't retired or have to retire soon.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)
If whites have to position blacks for success, does that not prove whites are superior since blacks cannot succeed on their own?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: 29Victor
"You don't really blow it. . . "
-- SNL era Chevy Chase
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (WnnCS)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (DU+/6)
See also:
Dust, Fast, Left, Strike, Oversight....
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (0HbJk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (XlDSe)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (guGkK)
It is odd the USA is supposed to be the ones supplying aid. Certainly the rest of NATO could handle that.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (Cus5s)
I don't get it.
======>: Mothman's Mother
"Enhance my resume or I go public with your senility and invoke the 25th"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (YvFkn)
https://tinyurl.com/45se387r
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 02:39 PM (LvTSG)
_____________
God, how I hope you're right. California, as a one-party state, produces hot house flowers that are simply not used to the rough and tumble of facing any opposition.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (KFhLj)
See also:
Dust, Fast, Left, Strike, Oversight....
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (0HbJk)
whack.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (XlDSe)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (guGkK)
++++
Too coherent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (DU+/6)
MI and PA love them some D govs. And the PA legislature, while R, is worthless.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (qnVBz)
Huh
Posted by: I Mean at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DTly5)
It may be too late for them. The Russians don't even talk to the EU any more, just member states. They have no need to sell anything to the EU with other clients available.
==
Right now Russia can't ship anything. No insurance for the boats. Not sure what the pipeline capacities are right now. More posturing. Moving goods in a war zone just doesn't happen.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (LyTO1)
Posted by: Kamala's Ukrainian plug at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (zUiNW)
Even on Station 11 they knew to have the babies born on the INSIDE of the hospital. You'd think the producers would lend a hand to the production in Ukraine.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: 29Victor
Next BLM riots should be LIT
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (2rR8
........
Jennifer Granholm
Alejandro Mayorkas
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (vBvJV)
he's not even popular here. The recall was stared by liberals not what passes for a GOP in this doomed state.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (KFhLj)
"We know, right?"
- - Dunning & Krueger, LLC
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: I Mean at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (DTly5)
Not like they left themselves a lot of wiggle room.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (nR2nR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (KFhLj)
I know how stupid I am. God reminds me every day. Problem is, everyone else is more stupider.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (QYPq3)
https://is.gd/mKVUMx
Posted by: Joe Man
The beauty of a face with a droopy eye an inch lower than the other one.
Posted by: Kamala's Ukrainian plug at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (zUiNW)
Which is probably going to fund Democrats/Uniparty this election season and in 24, not to mention their pockets.
Just like the emergence of BLM in 2016 and 2020.
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (0HbJk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
I think that the GOP smells blood. They know that big wins this year would create a GOP majority for 4-6 years at least, if not longer. McCarthy and McConnell aren't going to let that kind of power slip by.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (2rR8
........
Jennifer Granholm
Alejandro Mayorkas
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Mayor Peter Puffer
Xavier Becerra
Lloyd Austin
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:11 PM (LyTO1)
++++
Biden promised during his big presser in January that this would never happen because Russia wouldn't "bite of its nose" to spite its face, and that Europe had Russia by the balls on energy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (DU+/6)
"These type of meetings are usually done by Secs of State or NatSec Advisors, not by VPs. Why are they sending her?"
My guess is they are trying to give her "on the job" experience dealing with foreign policy issues, so that when they 25th Joe, she can fleet up on the basis that "she knows what's going on, she's been handling it."
Posted by: Moki at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (JrN/x)
Ace, you're being slightly harsh, here. This is simply the on-going result of the racist heteropatriarchy not preparing and positioning her for success.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Hey, she's strictly missionary position, hater.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (guGkK)
______________
"I believe it's called the Thirty Years' War."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2022 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Liches in particular have to learn death magic to turn into one. Succubi are born that way.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
___________________________________
The lich is a great character! They are already archmages -- among the most powerful people on the planet -- but still want more. The final potion to create a lich kills you. Hopefully you rise as an undead lich, but just as often you stay dead. Imagine the cojones and commitment to do that.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
||Alec Baldwin claimed that he was following Halyna Hutchins' directions when he pointed what turned out to be a gun loaded with live rounds at her on the set of the movie 'Rust' and pulled the trigger, killing the cinematographer, according to a new court document.
The actor made this allegation in an arbitration demand that his lawyers filed on Friday against his fellow producers. The document also maintains that Baldwin's contract protected him from financial responsibility related to Hutchins' death.
Baldwin has been named as a defendant in multiple lawsuits that have been filed in connection with the fatal shooting.||
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (UHVv4)
They have to do the cheat now. They backed themselves into a corner. No choice anymore.
Posted by: Brother Tim, #teamheadsonpikes at March 11, 2022 03:08 PM (OUMaO)
==
Yes they will. But it isn't enough. And a son with a famous name will take out Reid's machine antics with a win in Nevada. Warnock is toast in Georgia. ANd Kelley is in trouble in Arizona. We have issues in Pennsylvania where thankfully the dems do as well.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (LyTO1)
She is just bad at faking it. The substance is no worse, or better, but the image and charisma and ability to sound intelligent is what's missing.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (YvFkn)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (guGkK)
______________
"I believe it's called the Thirty Years' War."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (vBvJV)
Enough with the Polish jokes, m'kay?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (s2VJv)
I could see doing it if she made a good presentation, if she were a decent spokesmodel, perhaps an actress who could memorize lines. But no.
Posted by: Mothman's Mother
Because they aren't serious people and everything is pre-programmed by leftover Obama-ites with ties to transnational NGOs and other non-american entities.
This shit-show doesn't rely on BiteMe or Kamal-toe. They are just placeholders.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2022 03:14 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 03:14 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (guGkK)
______________
"I believe it's called the Thirty Years' War."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (vBvJV)
Maybe she means Star Wars?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2022 03:14 PM (XlDSe)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 11, 2022 03:14 PM (Xrfse)
https://tinyurl.com/45se387r
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (2NHgQ)
.......
I think they have synched their menstruation cycles.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
Of course these are the same people who supported the Sandinistas, Castro, Chavez, Zelaya, Muslim Brotherhood, Arafat, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:02 PM (LvTSG)
I think that the GOP smells blood. They know that big wins this year would create a GOP majority for 4-6 years at least, if not longer. McCarthy and McConnell aren't going to let that kind of power slip by.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (wmDcS)
========
Federal level is going to be a disappointment for a while. I'm only interested in it as a stopgap against the worst excesses of the Biden administration.
I'm much more interested in how a red tsunami affects state houses and governor's mansions. Our future is at the state level. If there's any hope of voting our way out of this, it's there, not at the federal level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022
***
I added that. "What if you're in line behind 5 people, and each one needs to take 30 minutes? Six times 30 is three hours."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (MmndN)
I still think this is mostly ValJar and Barky running this clown show. Top.Pyrsyns.All.
Posted by: micky at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (3byMq)
https://tinyurl.com/45se387r
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:10 PM (2NHgQ)
.......
I think they have synched their menstruation cycles.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 03:14 PM (v0R5T)
Well they're having a last laugh now...
#hopefully
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:16 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm much more interested in how a red tsunami affects state houses and governor's mansions. Our future is at the state level. If there's any hope of voting our way out of this, it's there, not at the federal level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
I agree. I meant that being in the majority means perks, privileges, and money coming in. Not that they'd actually do much to advance a conservative agenda. But being in the majority is better than the minority.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 03:16 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (txdEq)
Need to be running the heater if its cold out...and batteries hold less charge when cold.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:16 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2022 03:16 PM (oWZwa)
Tonight on Point-Counterpoint:
President Joetato: shambling pedophile litch or necrotic pedophile barrow-wight... You decide!
Posted by: Reunite Pangaea! Send $ Now! at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)
Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?
What color was George Washington's white horse?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ballistic at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (oXNqT)
____________
Yeah, but Kamaltoe is black(ish), so she doesn't have to conform to the white's man notions of competence. Gavin doesn't get that pass.
Being articulate, intelligent, competent, logical, hard-working, capable, skilled, knowledgeable in one's chosen field -- these are "white supremacy" notions. Just ask the Smithsonian. Or consult their handy-dandy chart.
Kamaltoe is a Divine Female Goddess and Naturally-Superior Person of Color! She doesn't have to kowtow to the evil and inferior White Man's standards of competence!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (k4dH2)
THEY DO NOT WORK UNLESS YOU ARE ABLE TO STOP ALL EXPORTS FROM TARGETED COUNTRY.
We know this. If one country still buys their oil, or gas, then they just sell just as much, but make more profit since the price is higher. US banning Russian oil just helps Russia. It worked with Iraq and Iran because we limited their ability to export anything, but you have to cut their imports a lot before the price advantage is eliminated.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (YvFkn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
As sung by Nick the lounge singer (Bill Murray).
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (WnnCS)
You fooking whyte men ... chalk people! ... are just leaving that strong, brave and beautiful gurrrrl of color up there and, and, and ... you're LAUGHING AT HER!
You wanna see someone go full Carrie on you? 'Cause that's how you get someone to go full Carrie on you!
https://youtu.be/XTMue4Dyvr4
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (JN4/P)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 11, 2022 03:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 03:16 PM (wmDcS)
=======
They do seem to love being in the minority, though.
"Oh...sorry. We couldn't stop those awful nominees that we all voted for that have made this administration so antagonistic to you. We'll do some great stuff next time. Just send $100. 5x match!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 11, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (0HbJk)
Ayup. Funny how we're still working with that debil Russia on an Iran deal. "Working with" is probably the wrong descriptor. Sounds more like "bending over and taking it while Russia laughs".
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 03:18 PM (L9uv7)
I still think this is mostly ValJar and Barky running this clown show. Top.Pyrsyns.All.
Posted by: micky at March 11, 2022 03:15 PM (3byMq)
Barky is still too lazy. He may stick an oar in from time to time but all signs show many factions acting not at all in concert.
See the Blinken MiG fiasco, to Poland, back to state. All at odds and unprepared, and the two US groups did not agree at all.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:18 PM (eoQWY)
Any day now we will start hearing from the regime that it's our fault that we're paying more at the pump. We'll need to check our tire pressure more frequently like Obama told us 7 years ago.
I wonder what the 'free' Kamala tire pressure gauge will look like?
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh at March 11, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)
I can just imagine some busty chick bouncing around interspersing quotes from the briefing with her saying "Okay, boomer".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: ballistic at March 11, 2022 03:17 PM (oXNqT)
The amount she swallowed could fill up a cement mixer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (s2VJv)
You could call it "The Death of Biden."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (p+1gI)
Xavier Becerra
Lloyd Austin
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (s2VJv)
Not Cabinet-level, but still...
Rachael Levine
Sam Brinton
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: micky
I doubt Ex-Prez'Nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas is involved too much. He's the laziest fucker in the History of the Republic.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (2rR88)
--------------
She got the double wide with Greek Columns!
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (4vi12)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022
***
Again, junior high stuff. This is the sort of thing we'd write when we had 500 words due in English, there was half an hour until home room and English was first period, and we had no idea what the topic was about.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (UHVv4)
"Bitch set me up"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (L9uv7)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (6BTho)
--
I was wondering about that GA commie just the other day. I don't hear much about him and his reelection chances/polling there. Is he doing poorly?
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:19 PM (BgMrQ)
They warmed up under her arms . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: radar at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (aCYZU)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 11, 2022 03:16 PM (oWZwa)
The secret is, you don't have to let them do that. Use the real name, ignore the sequels you don't like, even the author can't make you see a work any different. Your interpretation is yours alone.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (XlDSe)
At least Joe has nominated Ketanji to the SCOTUS.
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (L9uv7)
Worked for me!
Posted by: Marion "Role Model" Barry at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)
I knew someone would appreciate that.
***tips cap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (BgMrQ)
https://is.gd/mKVUMx
Posted by: Joe Man
I would giver her the therapy she needs to get those legs in tone.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (CRS/E)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 11, 2022 03:13 PM (UHVv4)
Odd that she said "Load the gun and plug me in the heart"
Posted by: Oldcat at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (eoQWY)
You could call it "The Death of Biden."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2022
***
Is there a Shakespearean tragedy or comedy with a ruler "whose wits, like a uncaged bird, have o'erflown the ramparts and shall not return"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
Lily Adams, yes, a daughter of Cecile Richards and Kurt Adams, was The Twit's Communications Director for Kamala Harris for President. There were communications shortcomings there, too, but Lily is now Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Treasury & today she reports The Twit's husband & Yellen are celebrating the 1st anniversary of American Rescue Plan in Denver.
And that's what's important.
Posted by: Lola at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (xjz83)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 11, 2022 03:07 PM (2NHgQ)
Nailed it. Remember that picture with Jerret at the front with all the others and the caption "that feeling you get weaponizing the federal govt only to lose the next election"
They are passed HRC lost and are trying their best to dig the deepest hole for the next president.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (NW9xb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (txdEq)
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Yep, the last paragraph of an exam essay question where you need a one page answer and are flailing around trying to pad it just a bit more to make the minimum words.
Posted by: radar at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (aCYZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:20 PM (s2VJv)
I knew someone would appreciate that.
***tips cap***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:21 PM (BgMrQ)
Reminds me of the late Gilda Radner as Candy Slice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (Sb1Se)
Posted by: Twatter Bots at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (2rR88)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (4vi12)
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I loved that picture. I saved it to my desktop and revisited in 100x during the course of Trump's presidency.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (CRS/E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (s2VJv)
Shit...we're old.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Whenever bitch says anything in the past tense, just imagine her next words to be...
"And then the murders began."
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 03:24 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 03:24 PM (Sb1Se)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:24 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 03:24 PM (Sb1Se)
No, she's succeeding at failing!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (s2VJv)
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I don't know what it will look like but it will probably work as well as those Chinese and Korean-made covid tests that our idiot government spent billions on -- only to find out later that they had less accuracy in telling if the tested person is infected than flipping a coin does.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (CRS/E)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Lola at March 11, 2022 03:22 PM (xjz83)
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Be careful on those image searches for Lily Adams!
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (MCVM5)
Asked about inflation, blathered about the Black Sea and
maps.https://tinyurl.com/233b2bkn Posted by: Pony Tail at March 11, 2022 02:55 PM (tzZq2)
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Looking at this pic from yesterday something is wrong. She looks ill. Her face is dreadfully distorted.
https://is.gd/VUq1eL
And this vid from yesterday also the proportion and her mouth, something is wrong. Maybe it's too much travel.
https://is.gd/VNPkKC
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (/plaZ)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: micky at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (CqHIp)
Wut...where...jackstraw's about?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:24 PM (sVtYq)
Bill Murray as her manager Jerry Oldini from Poly Sutra Records, giving his "input." Lines of coke on a mirror.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (T41Bc)
Posted by: Kamala Speaks at March 11, 2022
.......
They fought for Fweedom!
Posted by: wth at March 11, 2022 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (13Al/)
I'd say not. They are un-glib and inarticulate in different ways.
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:27 PM (CRS/E)
The daughter of Ann Richards ex governor of TX the only reason George Bush was elected governor?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2022 03:28 PM (/plaZ)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (MCVM5)
I got a lot of ATT Lilly images
#thatwasnice
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 03:28 PM (Sb1Se)
She has nothing inside of her. Her complete inauthenticity means she has no clue how to be, hence her bizarre behavior in different situations.
I'm not fond of throwing around "affirmative action hire" willy nilly since I was once accused of being one. But if she isn't an affirmative action hire, I don't know who is.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (rF64X)
Yes
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 11, 2022 03:23 PM (2rR8
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She polled (?) at one percent with blacks in California. One. Percent.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (vBvJV)
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It worked for the dog-eating light-bringer.
Now give Kamala her well-deserved Nobel Peace Prize, and let's get her to the India-Pakistan border stat!
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (bPVGI)
Posted by: kallisto at March 11, 2022 03:26 PM (T41Bc)
Eh. Roseanne Barr would've.
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (CRS/E)
Can't even give the "of course I'm going to do something about that, I'll tell you later what that something is" classic dodge you learn when you run for class President of your middle school. She is soooooo bad.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 11, 2022 03:30 PM (T/vhV)
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Funny, but in Meatballs, Bill Murray is trying to bamboozle some camp moms and calls himself Jerry Oldini as he tells them they're bringing in hookers for the kids to participate in Sexual Awareness Week.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:30 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (vBvJV)
Sounds like Covid Kamalalala is deadly...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 11, 2022 03:29 PM (rF64X)
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Young Ketanji qualifies. When you specify the race and sex of your next nomination, but don't yet know who the nominee will be, you're talking affirmative action.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:30 PM (vBvJV)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Stateless at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:30 PM (sVtYq)
Meatballs is a quiet gem...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (BgMrQ)
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Rearranging the furniture watching him trying to figure it out laughing their asses off.
Posted by: dartist at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (CRS/E)
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (CRS/E)
And this vid from yesterday also the proportion and her mouth, something is wrong. Maybe it's too much travel.
https://is.gd/VNPkKC
Posted by: Braenyard
Her mouth has many miles on it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (Sb1Se)
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"You ever eat a hamburger and bite into one of those hard things...?"
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (sVtYq)
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Willie Brown nods head in approval of your assertion and entendre.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (/plaZ)
My guess is they are trying to give her "on the job" experience dealing with foreign policy issues, so that when they 25th Joe, she can fleet up on the basis that "she knows what's going on, she's been handling it."
Posted by: Moki at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (JrN/x)
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Seems likely. Biden's handlers, whoever they may be, know that the old puppet won't make it much longer and they need to make an arrangement with the successor.
So that they can continue his fine work.
For the children.
Posted by: Mothman's Mother at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 11, 2022 03:31 PM (BgMrQ)
Very quotable as are most of Murray's comedy movies.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (XntMs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2022 03:30 PM (vBvJV)
I see you spelled her name correctly, something her supporters, including Ginger Goebbels (h/t), couldn't be bothered to do.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 11, 2022 03:32 PM (rF64X)
Joey brownpants* insurance that the Dems wouldn't force him from office.
*Actually Jill Macbeth's insurance she wouldn't be forced from office.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (T/vhV)
So they have someplace to park their bicycles!
*cackle cackle cackle*
Posted by: Kamalama at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
by Kamala Harris
You see the thing to remember here is that there's these rings. And rings are important. It's important to have rings because that means it's something you can be lord of. So when you have a lord of the rings, that's somebody who can do a lot of things because the rings let you do a lot when you have them. Being a lord has a lot of responsibility to it. What you need to remember is that you can't just pretend you don't have these rings or that you're not a lord. You have to do things with them. Important things. Because when you're a lord, that's what you do. {cackle}
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (F12Cs)
Posted by: Dogbert at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2022
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It's been a while since I read or watched any portion of that play. Wasn't Lear considered mad rather than senile?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Bete at March 11, 2022 03:34 PM (5BE7o)
by Kamala Harris
You see the thing to remember here is that there's these rings. And rings are important. It's important to have rings because that means it's something you can be lord of. So when you have a lord of the rings, that's somebody who can do a lot of things because the rings let you do a lot when you have them. Being a lord has a lot of responsibility to it. What you need to remember is that you can't just pretend you don't have these rings or that you're not a lord. You have to do things with them. Important things. Because when you're a lord, that's what you do. {cackle}
Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (F12Cs)
The cackle is a bit too much Hillary!
Posted by: m at March 11, 2022 03:34 PM (CRS/E)
Posted by: Mothman's Mother at March 11, 2022 03:35 PM (M/9m0)
Asked about inflation, blathered about the Black Sea and maps.
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And to think she passed-up speaking at the Jusse Smollett trial in his defense for this!
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 11, 2022 03:35 PM (bPVGI)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at March 11, 2022 03:12 PM (wmDcS)
Yup
They'll stand by , picking their nose, while Trump gets robbed. But don't fuck with their victory.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2022 03:35 PM (mR6Gs)
Yes, this is the way we wrote book reports in fourth grade to use a lot of words to say almost nothing. Some never moved past it.
Posted by: Dogbert at March 11, 2022 03:36 PM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 11, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)
A distinction without a difference.
Trust me, I know...
Posted by: Dr. Jilldo at March 11, 2022 03:36 PM (BgMrQ)
She knows all about the inflation of flaccid penises.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2022 03:36 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 11, 2022 03:36 PM (tGWrO)
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Looking at this pic from yesterday something is wrong. She looks ill. Her face is dreadfully distorted.
https://is.gd/VUq1eL
And this vid from yesterday also the proportion and her mouth, something is wrong. Maybe it's too much travel.
https://is.gd/VNPkKC
Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2022 03:25 PM (/plaZ)
She's fine. She just forgot to eat breakfast.
Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 11, 2022 03:36 PM (llON8)
Has Jen briefed Steely-Eye Tough Guy Joe about our strategic interests in the region?
Joe, Jake Sullivan, and Tony Blinken need at least a few some hints.
Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2022 03:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2022 03:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Trying and failing. Sucks when an elderly dementia patient, clearly in late stage cognitive decline, whom on a day to day basis can't even speak in full sentences without a script, whom is obviously propped up like a ventriloquist's puppet only to speak the words written by whomever actually is in charge, still looks far more competent than you at the job he's obviously only pretending to do.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 11, 2022 03:38 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: This... is XiNN at March 11, 2022 03:36 PM (llON
She's in Poland--she had kielbasa for breakfast
Posted by: JoeF. at March 11, 2022 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 11, 2022 03:40 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 11, 2022 03:40 PM (lKAqb)
She still bounces up and down a bit, and/or raises her shoulders a bit then lowers them, when she speaks about almost everything. Stress indicator, nervous habit, something. She's not as bad with it as last year. So she may be partially trainable - by the best cattle-prod wielding speaking coach pros in DC.
Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2022 03:48 PM (AMIL/)
Way to go, jackasses. You know why everyone hates you? Because you suck and only care about yourselves.
https://tinyurl.com/pd4r2d4t
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2022 04:04 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: sidney at March 11, 2022 04:04 PM (LJJah)
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at March 11, 2022 04:05 PM (Z4oqp)
Way to go, jackasses. You know why everyone hates you? Because you suck and only care about yourselves.
https://tinyurl.com/pd4r2d4t
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2022 04:10 PM (VpIIl)
copy and paste this link_________ WWW.CASH46.COM
Posted by: Shirley at March 11, 2022 06:39 PM (TTVqk)
No, she's much worse and she's become an even bigger, international embarrassment. This isn't impoverished Central America that she's practicing on; this is NATO and nuclear weapons are in play.
Stick a fork in her. She should be done and she can't be fixed. The only thing they can do is hide her.
Posted by: Wendy at March 12, 2022 10:35 AM (Q+0aA)
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