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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/12/22) $pring Ahead Bull $h!t Edition

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The Saturday Night Joke


Bartender vs. Psychiatrist

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

“How much do you charge?”

"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.

"I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."

"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now!”

FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARTENDER!

ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION! (H/T Hrothgar)

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There she blows.........(H/T Weasel)



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If you see a camel on the run. Stay away.

STOMPED TO DEATH' ‘Loose’ camel kills two men in front of families at petting zoo in Obion, Tennessee, as they tried to help catch animal

A LOOSE camel killed two men at a local petting zoo as they tried to help capture the animal.

The deadly encounter unfolded at the Shirley Farms in Obion, Tennessee, Thursday afternoon.


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Virtual sex? Whatever.


VIRTUALLY REAL Sex in the metaverse will be ‘equally enjoyable’ as real life act, experts claim

SEX in the metaverse could become as common and "equally enjoyable" as sex in real life, according to two experts.

Daniel Golden, vice president of adult site DreamCam, and cam model Carly Evans spoke to The Sun about how the metaverse could evolve sex online.


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I'll be honest. I don't mind having a McDonald's meal once in a while. But, this guy really likes McDonald's.

A Russian person has stockpiled McDonald’s burgers after it was announced all locations would temporarily shut in the country.

The CEO of McDonald’s said closing the stores is the right thing to do due to the ‘needless human suffering in Ukraine’.

There were huge queues on Tuesday as people flocked to get a final bite of their favourite meals from a McDonald’s in Moscow.

And now, it has emerged one Russian diner has bought in bulk.


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When it comes to cookies: Do you agree with this Top 15 List?

A Definitive Ranking of Every Girl Scout Cookie
We hate to say it, but not all cookies were created equal.


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Wisconsin Nice.........


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Top 20 songs of all time! Oh I don't know about that. What say you Morons?


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I wish I had seen this around Valentine's Day.

Any time two household appliances can be merged into one is a big win for those living in a small apartment, but while a garbage can isn’t exactly an appliance, upgrading one with a built-in vacuum cleaner is kind of a genius idea because it eliminates the extra step of emptying a standalone vac.

It may come as no surprise to longtime readers that the trashcuum cleaner, as I will call it just that once, is another ‘innovation’ from Japan’s Thanko. The company is obsessively focused on creating gadgets and devices that address hyper-specific needs, but every once in a while it comes up with something that’s genuinely clever—even moreso than a smartphone wrist mount, if you can believe that.


Just kidding Fabulous. But I do remember you have a birthday coming up.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Speak Easy Emporium


No history tonight. It's a really, really, really long song edition....................


&&&


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Who is the Genius Award Winner here? The idiot leaf blowing before 8AM? Or the neighbor who woke up and pulled a gun? You decide. There is no wrong answer.

ARCH 9--Wearing a bathrobe and a holster on his hip, the owner of a $1.1 million Florida home threatened to shoot his next-door neighbor and the man’s dog in retaliation for the victim's 7:45 AM leaf blowing, according to police.

Investigators allege that Curtis Manfred Franz, 51, initially fired a pistol into the air seven times yesterday morning as a neighbor on Sunnybrook Lane in Largo used a blower to remove leaves from his roof.

Minutes after hearing the gunfire, the neighbor told police, Franz appeared in his backyard holding a firearm. Franz, the victim recalled, told him to stop using the leaf blower and “then pointed his pistol at the victim’s dog and said, ‘I’m going to shoot your fucking dog,’” according to an arrest affidavit.

Franz then told the victim, “If you keep using your blower I will shoot you too,” police allege. The neighbor told cops that Franz “was wearing a robe and had a black holster on his right hip.”


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM




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Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (eWH9R)

2 Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (UJBzp)

3 The Ides of March soon approach. Pay up, bitches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (F0YaR)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (arJlL)

5 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (SchxB)

6 Firsy? Is the ONT I landed on in another galaxy?

Posted by: Farmer at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (55Qr6)

7



Scout has just informed me that:
A - the cat bowl is Winchester
B - the gooks are in the wire
C- the foo gas detonators are FUBAR'd

But mostly, that the cat bowl is Winchester...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (7DYli)

8 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (XG2Fi)

9 Hi De Hi De Hi De Hi

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (UJBzp)

10 4 hiya
Posted by: JT at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (arJlL)

Ditto

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

11 "When cowardice is made respectable, its followers are without number both from among the weak and the strong; it easily becomes a fashion."- Eric Hoffer

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

12 Present

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:03 PM (4I/2K)

13 top 15

Posted by: Theodore at March 12, 2022 10:03 PM (GJnvT)

14 I'm not first...but dammit, I'm gonna keep trying...funk you people! Tomorrow, yeah, that's the ticket. Tomorrow.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM (r1z5A)

15 good evening everyone

Posted by: wing at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM (PlW9M)

16 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)

17 Fuckin' goddamn daylight savings bullshit...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM (II3Gr)

18 "Sex in the metaverse will be 'equally enjoyable' as real life act, experts claim"

Ummm, no, it isn't. Trust me.

Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:05 PM (Vry30)

19 Oily Cow! That made it in to the top 20!

Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:05 PM (Vry30)

20 Loose camel kills two men in front of families at petting zoo in Obion, Tennessee

-
Muslim suicide camel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (FVME7)

21 None of the GS cookies are good.
No or off flavor. A gauze layer of peanut butter in the ones that are supposed to have it.

Just terrible and way to much money

Posted by: Bruce at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (vd8XM)

22 Virtual sex = real sex.

We are fucking doomed as a species, ain't we.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (F0YaR)

23 Thanks Mis Hum!!

"Ahead of Me" is a touching music video with lyrics from 15 year old Ava Kolker who lost her young cousin Ty to brain cancer at 14. The song is about the pain of losing someone and trying to heal.

It was sweet. Hopefully, the song is irrelevant to most of you here. But in reality....

https://tinyurl.com/2p8abbzk

Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (FsZ2q)

24 past

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (geLO8)

25 DST

https://tinyurl.com/56yczrz6

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (rz+/y)

26 "A Definitive Ranking of Every Girl Scout Cookie"
I haven't eaten a Girl Scout cookie in 20 years. I won't fund their feminism, nor their grooming of little girls to be the same.

Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (Vry30)

27 What a fine Saturday night joke, MisHum!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

28 Wearing a bathrobe and a holster on his hip, the owner of a $1.1 million Florida home threatened to shoot his next-door neighbor and the man's dog in retaliation for the victim's 7:45 AM leaf blowing, according to police.

If it was a Saturday or Sunday, I would only vote to convict as to the animal endangerment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:07 PM (II3Gr)

29 Loose camels sink ships.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:07 PM (XG2Fi)

30 Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

The last picture speaks to me, saying Philly has a shit-hole government.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

31 Now that the Iranians are openly firing missiles at US diplomatic facilities, the big question is:

Was Joe Biden awake when he got the 7 PM phone call?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

32 16 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM (XG2Fi)

Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on box wine.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (II3Gr)

33 The Saturday Night Jokes rule...

Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (FsZ2q)

34 Good evening

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (FBu0o)

35 17 Fuckin' goddamn daylight savings bullshit...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker.


Time is a construct of the white patriarchy, make your own time. A device is set to go off at ? ignore that. Carve your own path!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (r1z5A)

36 >>> 18 "Sex in the metaverse will be 'equally enjoyable' as real life act, experts claim"

Ummm, no, it isn't. Trust me.
Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:05 PM (Vry30)

Why don't you trust us?

Posted by: EXPERTS! at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (llON8)

37 20 Loose camel kills two men in front of families at petting zoo in Obion, Tennessee

-
Muslim suicide camel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (FVME7)


Dang. I thought they just spit on people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

38 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)

39 Up town funk you up
Uptown funk you up

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (XG2Fi)

40 Still awaiting delivery of the girls scout cookies I paid for in 2001. Never again.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (82iOE)

41 * Respectful tip of the hat to Hrothgar. *

Good joke. Practical wins over talk therapy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

42 >>Top 20 songs of all time! Oh I don't know about that. What say you Morons?


Nyet

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (geLO8)

43 26 "A Definitive Ranking of Every Girl Scout Cookie"
I haven't eaten a Girl Scout cookie in 20 years. I won't fund their feminism, nor their grooming of little girls to be the same.
Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (Vry30)

Same...

But when I was buying them (back in the day) Thin Mints ruled!!!

#freezethem

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)

44 I hate when cancer takes the people I care for.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Ls+Jx)

45 A Russian person has stockpiled McDonald's burgers after it was announced all locations would temporarily shut in the country.

Heh. That reminds me of a 2008 episode of No Reservations where Samir shows Tony Bourdain a knockoff McDonalds right next to a real McDonalds.

The catch? It was in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (ZSK0i)

46 27 What a fine Saturday night joke, MisHum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (hOUT3)

It was. A good friend of mine submitted it to me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

47 Tomorrow.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM (r1z5A)


SR: I feel your pain!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

48 Zettai

Well played. Even better than the braille First.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

49 The Exploding Whale.

Classic.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (9otr5)

50 Top 20 songs of all time! Oh I don't know about that. What say you Morons?

Opinions are like like assholes -- everyone has a fartclam.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (F0YaR)

51 That top 20 songs list is a load of crap.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel)

52 Farmer

ONT has a landing strip? Hmmmmm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

53 >Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)



I'm very sorry to hear about this. They will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (FBu0o)

54 So, I watched "The Last Days of Disco" by Whit Stillman, who is a very interesting filmmaker. He's kind of like Woody Allen or Paul Thomas Anderson in that his films kind of wander around a story but with the added bonus that you don't hate the characters and want them to die in a fire. It's mostly characters talking about stuff. But it does progress (unlike PTA) and when it's over you don't feel you need a shower (unlike WAllen).

Kind of surprised that TJM hasn't done a review of Whit Stillman's filmography but maybe that's because WS's views are like in the tens or something.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (m0zqP)

55 >>Now that the Iranians are openly firing missiles at US diplomatic facilities, the big question is:

Was Joe Biden awake when he got the 7 PM phone call?



this is the same crowd that brought you the Benghazi debacle

they'll 'tell the President' tomorrow

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (geLO8)

56 You will own nothing, have no privacy, eat bugs, and only have virtual sex, and you will like it.

Posted by: The World Economic Forum! at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

57 I hate when cancer takes the people I care for.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Ls+Jx)

Yes. Very sorry to hear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)

58 Today was great!
Grandson. "C

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

59 >>> 38 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)

Prayers up.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (llON8)

60 The Ides of March soon approach. Pay up, bitches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (F0YaR)

I closed on this house on march 15 last year. Almost a year since my journey to hell started. Yup, had to do it on the ides of march. Great thinking there Bers...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD)

61 Oh I'm so sorry SMH. Prayers sent for her family.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel)

62 30 Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

The last picture speaks to me, saying Philly has a shit-hole government.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

I wonder if our friend Wyatt Earp has any inside knowledge of this farce.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

63 It was. A good friend of mine submitted it to me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)



Most assuredly your friend is a man of considerable refinement and excellent taste!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

64 28 Wearing a bathrobe and a holster on his hip, the owner of a $1.1 million Florida home threatened to shoot his next-door neighbor and the man's dog in retaliation for the victim's 7:45 AM leaf blowing, according to police.

If it was a Saturday or Sunday, I would only vote to convict as to the animal endangerment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:07 PM (II3Gr)


Yeah, threatening to kill a dog is inexcusable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

65 My beertender is a Einstein

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (0OP+5)

66 oops

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (r1z5A)

67 {{{ SMH at God's grace }}}

You got it. Prayers ascending.

And F*** Cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

68 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)

69 >>You will own nothing, have no privacy, eat bugs, and only have virtual sex, and you will like it.

Posted by: The World Economic Forum!


in the year 2525...

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:12 PM (geLO8)

70 Kind of surprised that TJM hasn't done a review of Whit Stillman's filmography but maybe that's because WS's views are like in the tens or something.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (m0zqP)


And just like that there will be a 4,000 word review.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

71 Postmodern science says that spring begins March 13.
Does it feel like spring to you?

- And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night. And let them be for signs and for seasons, and for days and years, "

The vernal equinox occurs on Sunday, March 20.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:12 PM (UJBzp)

72 Robert the Cat (TM) and I are kind of coming to an understanding.

Damn, he's gorgeous.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:13 PM (m0zqP)

73 SMH
Prayers for your friend, her partner and her family.
Some for you as well. It hurts losing loved ones.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at March 12, 2022 10:13 PM (cjvQp)

74 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)

Prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 12, 2022 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)

75 53 >Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)

I'm very sorry to hear about this. They will be in my prayers.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:10 PM (FBu0o)

My knees get rug burn just asking for forgiveness for my transgressions.

The way things have been going the last few months, I'm wearing out the carpet.

#makeitstopplease

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:13 PM (BgMrQ)

76 63 It was. A good friend of mine submitted it to me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)


Most assuredly your friend is a man of considerable refinement and excellent taste!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)


Why of course. I need all of the cultural enriched friends I can get

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

77 Top 20 songs of all time and they're all from th last what? 80 years? Couldn't even be bothered to throw a bone like the Ode to Joy to Pacabel's Canon in D?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (ra05g)

78 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace

Okay

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (arJlL)

79 I wouldn't shoot my neighbors dogs but I'd like to shoot..

I'll settle for complaining to Animal Control on Monday. She now has 5 dogs. They are going to end up being a very real problem soon.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

80 they'll 'tell the President' tomorrow

Three hours now, and the White House has said nothing.

An unnamed US government official claimed that there was no casualties and no damage, but Kurdish security people said that two rockets hit the consulate (which had just been completed and was unoccupied).

The Iranians are kicking off Solemani's birthday celebrations with a bang! I read that the missiles hit the consulate two years after Solemani's death to the minute.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (I2/tG)

81 OH! SMH! FUCK CANCER!!
Gods mercy upon you and your friend.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (r1z5A)

82 SMH, prayers for Tom, you, and Ex-Ex on you loss of Robin.

Posted by: Eromero at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (0OP+5)

83 Commissar Hrothgar

Is your arm out of joint? Because you can pat yourself on the back. Amazing!

What happened to that introverted, humble, salt of the earth guy I used to know?

Note the Oxford comma.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

84
Tasty top pic.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (UJBzp)

85 I'm sorry SMH....

Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (FsZ2q)

86 Top 20? Oh yeah, where's Slim Whitman?!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

87 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great Saturday Night Joke!

Thin Mints for the win!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 10:15 PM (oJ+Lj)

88 So sorry for those who have lost loved one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:15 PM (m0zqP)

89 virtual sex, physics definition: denoting particles or interactions with extremely short lifetimes and (owing to the uncertainty principle) indefinitely great energies, postulated as intermediates in some processes.

That about covers it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (4I/2K)

90 Two great long songs! Well done.

Posted by: Squid at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (XFSHJ)

91 I personally think mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth, so I disagree with the cookie ranking. Samoas and Tagalongs are definitely top two spots.

And Keebler makes (or made, haven't checked in a while) a version of the Samoas, so you don't have to get your fix from the Girl Scouts.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

92 Thank you all.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (Ls+Jx)

93 >>Top 20 songs of all time and they're all from th last what? 80 years? Couldn't even be bothered to throw a bone like the Ode to Joy to Pacabel's Canon in D?

Posted by: Buzzion

I know, right? and no Carl Perkins either
totally bogus list
feh

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (geLO8)

94 I hate when cancer takes the people I care for.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Ls+Jx)


{{{SMH}}} I understand that far too well.

Prayers are up from here for you, her soul, her family, and her partner Tom!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

95 Greetings from Sedona, AZ. First Time here, for me.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (Trg6t)

96 2 Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho
Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:02 PM (UJBzp)


Ho De Ho De Ho De He

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (6RgRK)

97 Any "Best Songs Of All Time" list that doesn't have Soft Cell's "Sex Dwarf" on it is just BS.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

98 I just received an email from Coursera. Courses from Russia are cancelled.

Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:17 PM (FsZ2q)

99 86 Top 20? Oh yeah, where's Slim Whitman?!

------------

Zamfir was the biggest-selling pan flute virtuoso of all time and he didn't make the cut either.

I call bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:17 PM (XG2Fi)

100 Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)


Prayers offered.

Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:17 PM (Vry30)

101 > Thank you all.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace


may your friend's memory be a blessing

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:17 PM (geLO8)

102 Not gonna say anything about that rat fucker Neil.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:17 PM (UJBzp)

103 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, it has been that kind of day...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

104 77 Top 20 songs of all time and they're all from th last what? 80 years? Couldn't even be bothered to throw a bone like the Ode to Joy to Pacabel's Canon in D?
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:14 PM (ra05g)

------------------------------

There's a hilarious rant about Canon in D by a former cello player.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2022 10:18 PM (CAJOC)

105 >>Greetings from Sedona, AZ. First Time here, for me.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


Sedona, or this comment section?

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:18 PM (geLO8)

106 Any top songs of all time list has to include the Bridge Over The River Kwai. How's that for an earworm?

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (bgR2+)

107 Greetings from Sedona, AZ. First Time here, for me.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

How is it? Mrs Blutarski and I are thinking of pulling up stakes and moving near there.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (rz+/y)

108 Sedona. I live for the ONT

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (Trg6t)

109 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)


My condolences, SMH.
Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (II3Gr)

110 I'm watching "Combat!". It's the one with Charlie X as a mixed up kid.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (vrz2I)

111 38 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)


So sorry, SMH. Yes, I'll pray.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (6RgRK)

112 There is always an upside.
The people that find virtual sex to be as good as real world sex will not be producing any offspring that go on to vote D!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

113 I just received an email from Coursera. Courses from Russia are cancelled.

Collective punishment of the Russian people is going to work out real well in the long run. /s

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 12, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

114 I'll settle for complaining to Animal Control on Monday. She now has 5 dogs. They are going to end up being a very real problem soon.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB


Oh, dear. Went through this with my neighbor...killed bout dozen chickins, attacked kids puppy..."Next time your dog steps foot on my property...I'll kill it." They've kept their dog in the yard.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)

115 Who cleans up the virtual mess when you are done?

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (vrz2I)

116 And Keebler makes (or made, haven't checked in a while) a version of the Samoas, so you don't have to get your fix from the Girl Scouts.

They also make a version of the Thin Mints called, IIRC, Grasshoppers. Cheaper, available year 'round, and your $ doesn't go to support militant lesbian feminists. At least not as directly.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (nfrXX)

117 the virtual mop and bucket man

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (geLO8)

118 SMH, I am so sorry. I will keep Tom, her family and of course, you and yours ini my prayers.

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (JrN/x)

119 It's beautiful, weather just turned warmer. It had been in the 50s. It's upper 60s/lower 70s. For a small town, the traffic was pretty brutal for about a 5 mile stretch.

Lotta spring breakers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (Trg6t)

120 Time to turn in. Busy day tomorrow.

But I feel blessed to be able to converse, enjoy the ONT, and see my grey box and real life friends.

May you all bask in the warmth that is a smart military blog camaraderie.

This year in Corsicana.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

121 Keebler makes a simple shortbread cookie that is my favorite

also like Biscoff

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO8)

122 91 I personally think mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth, so I disagree with the cookie ranking. Samoas and Tagalongs are definitely top two spots.

And Keebler makes (or made, haven't checked in a while) a version of the Samoas, so you don't have to get your fix from the Girl Scouts.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 12, 2022 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

Just to make sure:

What's your opinion on raisins in cookies?

***prepares to write NOoC name in little black book***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:22 PM (BgMrQ)

123 I heard one symphony wouldn't play Russian composers, like Prokofiev. My classical station played Prokofiev (born in the Ukraine, then part of the Russian Empire) in solidarity with Ukraine. ((eye roll))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

124 106 Any top songs of all time list has to include the Bridge Over The River Kwai. How's that for an earworm?
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (bgR2+)


you fiend.

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (JrN/x)

125 I personally think mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth, so I disagree with the cookie ranking. Samoas and Tagalongs are definitely top two spots.

You spelled "cilantro" wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (II3Gr)

126 Sorry SMH, prayers up for family and friends

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (ONvIw)

127 Exploding Whale is a good enough metaphor for the Biden years.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (ybIRR)

128 What's your opinion on raisins in cookies?
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Fuck Big Raisin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

129 The 1812 Overture is right out then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (XG2Fi)

130 Insomniac speaks with the wisdom of the ancients

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (Trg6t)

131 >What's your opinion on raisins in cookies?

as low as pineapple on pizza

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (geLO8)

132 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)
* * * *
Prayers up, for the repose of Robin's soul, and for God's grace and comfort to Tom, her family, you, and other friends. F*ck cancer.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (oJ+Lj)

133 Oatmeal raisin cookies are lesser sans raisins.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (FBu0o)

134 Prayers for Robin's quick acceptance and for her family.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (UJBzp)

135 This year in Corsicana.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:22 PM (u82oZ)


True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

136 How is it? Mrs Blutarski and I are thinking of pulling up stakes and moving near there.

We visited briefly last spring. Beautiful area, very touristy artsy-fartsy vibe, traffic circles every couple of hundred yards. I may be exaggerating but not a lot.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX)

137 I'm a music lover, so of course I ignored any "best songs" list. ridonkulous

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (Trg6t)

138 Cut the GS commies out of your money. I hand some cash straight to the parents, if possible. Never been refused.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (taPSh)

139 My wife would absolutely pull a gun if a neighbor was using a leaf blower that early in the morning. She probably wouldn't even tell him to stop, she'd just shoot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (evAgx)

140 Ok so we're past 100:

Did anyone read / see this today?

https://tinyurl.com/sr4tnp53

Ed Dowd on the death count for Young Americans from the Clot Shot.

2 1/2 minutes...extremely disturbing if even a 10th of the number is true.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)

141 Oatmeal raisin cookies are lesser sans raisins.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (FBu0o)
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Oatmeal raisin cookies only work if you leave out the raisins and insert chocolate chips.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

142 Samoas are best, trefoils if you're sick, then they're bland and ok.

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (ONvIw)

143 How's that for an earworm?
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2022 10:19 PM (bgR2+)

Well, you got me whistling it in my head! Instantly!

Posted by: GWB at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Vry30)

144 The top 20 list needs some Stevie Ray Vaughn. Maybe three spots.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (XG2Fi)

145 125 I personally think mint is a vile weed that should be eradicated from the Earth, so I disagree with the cookie ranking. Samoas and Tagalongs are definitely top two spots.

You spelled "cilantro" wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (II3Gr)

One of those mutants with the gene that makes it taste like soap huh.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (ra05g)

146 Watching Rifftrax "Miami COnnection" on Amazon. I saw this in the theater and laffed.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

147 GS butter cookies, that's the buy.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (UJBzp)

148 133 Oatmeal raisin cookies are lesser sans raisins.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (FBu0o)

You are a man of refined taste Usul...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)

149 One of those mutants with the gene that makes it taste like soap huh.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (ra05g)

You're just jealous of my superior DNA.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)

150 136 How is it? Mrs Blutarski and I are thinking of pulling up stakes and moving near there.

We visited briefly last spring. Beautiful area, very touristy artsy-fartsy vibe, traffic circles every couple of hundred yards. I may be exaggerating but not a lot.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX)

And the ghost of John McCain

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

151 If Free's tune All Right Now isn't on the list, I instantly know the list is bogus.

PS Fuck cancer. Sorry for your friend's loss, SMH.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (F0YaR)

152 Israel said take the deal, Zelensky. He said no.

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (ONvIw)

153 Oatmeal raisin cookies only work if you leave out the raisins and insert chocolate chips.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

Ur nutz...

I mean, you're a squirrel...just sayin'

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (BgMrQ)

154 133 Oatmeal raisin cookies are lesser sans raisins.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:

Oatmeal raisin cookies are served in hell.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (ra05g)

155 141 Oatmeal raisin cookies are lesser sans raisins.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:24 PM (FBu0o)
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Oatmeal raisin cookies only work if you leave out the raisins and insert chocolate chips.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

Embrace the word "and" dark chocolate chips.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

156 Ed Dowd on the death count for Young Americans from the Clot Shot.
2 1/2 minutes...extremely disturbing if even a 10th of the number is true.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

He's the guy I follow on GETTR that used the term "Democide". Murder by government.

He said the second half, Gen X and Millennials lost 61,000 which he compared to Viet Nam.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:28 PM (rz+/y)

157 Oatmeal raisin cookies are served in hell.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (ra05g)

-----------

Only in the Reception Hall.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)

158 123 I heard one symphony wouldn't play Russian composers, like Prokofiev. My classical station played Prokofiev (born in the Ukraine, then part of the Russian Empire) in solidarity with Ukraine. ((eye roll))
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

Cardiff Wales...cancelled Prokofiev.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (BgMrQ)

159 "Oatmeal raisin cookies are served in hell."

Those aren't raisins.

Posted by: The Cookie Demon at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (vrz2I)

160 man bites dog

camel smokes men

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (us2H3)

161 Oatmeal raisin cookies only work if you leave out the raisins and insert chocolate chips.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

Ur nutz...

I mean, you're a squirrel...just sayin'
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (BgMrQ)
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Gumdrops are an acceptable alternative to raisins as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (K5n5d)

162 Skip the raisins and try dried blueberries in oatmeal cookies.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (4NlP1)

163 157 Oatmeal raisin cookies are served in hell.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (ra05g)

Says a dead man...

They're better warm anyway!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)

164 On the Ides of March 2 years ago, I lost my mom to cancer.

It was the same day that COVID lockdowns started in her town.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (VqNuf)

165 The local liquor store is no longer selling Russian vodka.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FBu0o)

166 BeckoningChasm, I am so glad to hear that you ane Robert the Cat (TM) are getting along so well, and that you obviously adore him!

(I ignore anything bad he might say about you when he takes over the keyboard...)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (oJ+Lj)

167 Dang. I thought they just spit on people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (+lVUW)


I have been told that some people just piss off camels, and there is nothing that can be done about it besides stay out of their reach.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (xhaym)

168 Big bowl of hot oatmeal with butter and maple syrup. No raisins.

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (bgR2+)

169 Oatmeal raisin < chocolate chip and pecan

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (ONvIw)

170 162 Skip the raisins and try dried blueberries in oatmeal cookies.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:29 PM (4NlP1)

An acceptable dried fruit.

As opposed to Liberace who isn't.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)

171 Didn't they make fun of virtual sex in the movie Demolition Man? (It was supposed to be fun and violent, not prophetic.) Yeah. Sex without touching? I don't think so. It might say something about the clowns doing the prediction.

Posted by: JTB at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (7EjX1)

172 Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (BgMrQ)

My betters have assured me this is dezinformatsiya, but it is troubling that there seem to be many sources and countries reporting this "side-effect"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

173 Traffic AND The Outlaws? Hubba hubba, musically-wise.

PS #2 -- Cilantro tastes great. Yummy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (F0YaR)

174 >>>the trashcuum cleaner

Last thing I need is a Kumala in my kitchen.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (hVqGz)

175 Oatmeal raisin cookies only work if you leave out the raisins and insert chocolate chips.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)

Embrace the word "and" dark chocolate chips.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

I make oatmeal with dried cherries, white chocolate and macadamia nuts. I also make a version with walnuts, dried apricots and dried cranberries. I don't mind raisin oatmeal cookies, but either of these is preferable.

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (JrN/x)

176 I find the mint cookies to be truly addictive. gotta stay away from them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (evAgx)

177 tomorrow March 13 marks the day the covid madness began, 2 years ago

the county schools shut down, and the craziness started

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (geLO8)

178 I, for one, love oatmeal raisin cookies. Pass 'em over here iffen you don't want them.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)

179 I hate oatmeal raisin cookies. I love oatmeal butterscotch chip cookies.

Raisins are only good in trail mix. Post used to make good raisin bran. that is all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

180 Fuck Big Raisin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

Not quite sure where you stand on the issue Eris...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (BgMrQ)

181 California has shut down the Russian River.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

182 165 The local liquor store is no longer selling Russian vodka.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FBu0o)


And just when I thought electing Biden/Harris meant we had reached peak stupidity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

183 165 The local liquor store is no longer selling Russian vodka.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FBu0o)

The People's Republic of Eau Claire hardest hit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

184 >>>$pring Ahead Bull $h!t Edition

Fucking Putin.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (SH2Zi)

185 Camel Toe Rampage!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)

186 So we negotiate with Iran and give them the ability to get nukes and then they bomb us. Good negotiating there Brandon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (6lMp2)

187 178 I, for one, love oatmeal raisin cookies. Pass 'em over here iffen you don't want them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)

You are a Great American.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

188 stomped to death by a camel - nobody ever has that one on their bingo card.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (evAgx)

189 >183 165 The local liquor store is no longer selling Russian vodka.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FBu0o)

The People's Republic of Eau Claire hardest hit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (aA3+G)


Right? I had to be there 3 times this week for business.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (FBu0o)

190 "Fuck Big Raisin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

How about a date?

Posted by: The Duke Of Prunes at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (vrz2I)

191 I make oatmeal with dried cherries, white chocolate and macadamia nuts. I also make a version with walnuts, dried apricots and dried cranberries. I don't mind raisin oatmeal cookies, but either of these is preferable.
Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (JrN/x)


We obviously need to talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

192 >>The local liquor store is no longer selling Russian vodka.


ooh
the lions in their dens tremble

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (geLO8)

193 California has shut down the Russian River.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

----
Say it ain't so! What about the delta smelt?!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d)

194 I make oatmeal with dried cherries, white chocolate and macadamia nuts.

Dang, that sounds good. I think you just flung a cravin' on me. I'll have to go to the grocery store tomorrow.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (nfrXX)

195
I have been told that some people just piss off camels, and there is nothing that can be done about it besides stay out of their reach.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (xhaym)

We went to a lecture on camel husbandry in Riyadh, and the trainer said the same thing. His solution was to give the camel something that smelled like the offending person and let it trample it. Once it was done, the camel was fine.

I wondered how they discovered that tidbit of information, but I didn't really want to know the answer.

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (JrN/x)

196 Next time, let's spring forward an hour on Friday afternoon, say at 4:00pm.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K)

197 @166 - He's his own self. And has made that known many times.

But...he loves the skritches and pettings. He and I are a work in progress, and WOW does that sound gay.

Neither of us are gay! Promise!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (m0zqP)

198

I've read camels kill more people every year than sharks...


https://is.gd/camel_mating_behaviour

Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (cuE9l)

199 181 California has shut down the Russian River.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

they're gonna say it was just misspelled, it was really always the Rushin' River.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (evAgx)

200 Raisins are evil, stick in your teeth, give you gastric distress. They are bad

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (ONvIw)

201 I haven't seen Russian dressing anywhere?

(granted, I haven't exactly been looking)

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Trg6t)

202 180 Fuck Big Raisin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)

Not quite sure where you stand on the issue Eris...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (BgMrQ)


Usually Eris is far less ambiguous!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)

203 The only raisins I like are the white raisins my mom uses in her thanksgiving stuffing.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:35 PM (ra05g)

204 197 @166 - He's his own self. And has made that known many times.

But...he loves the skritches and pettings. He and I are a work in progress, and WOW does that sound gay.

Neither of us are gay! Promise!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (m0zqP)

So...biologically male pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:35 PM (II3Gr)

205 I love fucking camels.

Posted by: Achmed at March 12, 2022 10:35 PM (bgR2+)

206 I like cookies. Especially cookies I didn't have to bake.

Oatmeal with camel? I'll take two.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:35 PM (F0YaR)

207 168 Big bowl of hot oatmeal with butter and maple syrup. No raisins.
Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (bgR2+)

Oh no no no, that's where Raisins shine...

The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

#juleswinfeildapprovedmotherfucker

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)

208 I've read camels kill more people every year than sharks...

https://is.gd/camel_mating_behaviour

Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (cuE9l)

that is a hilariously horrible story. I'm scared to even say anything about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (evAgx)

209 Hrothgar, I will happily supply you and Conor with cookies of your choice whenever you so wish!

Oddbob, do it. I just use the recipe on the quaker oatmeal lid and add in the extras. You can pretend you re being healthy 'cause of the oatmeal and dried fruit!

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (JrN/x)

210 7:45 AM is early to you guys? Maybe on a weekend but not a weekday.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (+56GQ)

211 203 The only raisins I like are the white raisins my mom uses in her thanksgiving stuffing.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:35 PM (ra05g)

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When did you first start hating Raisins of Color?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (XG2Fi)

212 I LOVE Oatmeal Raisin cookies....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (VqNuf)

213 203 those yellow ones?

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (ONvIw)

214 Remember, everything the Democrats are doing now has nothing to do with reality. They are trying to make Trump toxic. That's all you need to know. They are painting their enemies.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (m0zqP)

215 208 I've read camels kill more people every year than sharks..

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Seriously, how many camels ever get near a shark?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (XG2Fi)

216 I'm a big fan of oatmeal-raisin cookies too--my favorite actually.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (+56GQ)

217 I LOVE Oatmeal Raisin cookies....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (VqNuf)

Can I sit next to you? Sharing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

218 The local liquor store is no longer selling Russian vodka.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FBu0o)

zi was gonna buy a 5th of Stoli, but it was made in Latvia.

I wish I had kept that bottle of Stolichnaya I bought in East Berlin for like six bucks. Cryllic alphabet and all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)

219 OH oh... it was 2 years to flatten the curve. I must have misheard them originally.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (6lMp2)

220 >>>Top 20 songs of all time! . . . What say you Morons?

16. Scorpions - Wind of Change
14. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
13. Bryan Adams - Everything I Do, I Do It For You

AYFKM? Somebody is gayer than a bootygig baby shower.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (SH2Zi)

221 187 178 I, for one, love oatmeal raisin cookies. Pass 'em over here iffen you don't want them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)

You are a Great American.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

My ranks grow strong...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

222 Oh, dear. Went through this with my neighbor...killed bout dozen chickins, attacked kids puppy..."Next time your dog steps foot on my property...I'll kill it." They've kept their dog in the yard.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (r1z5A)


Neighbors kept their dog in their fenced yard after I chased it down the street with a crowbar for trying to tree me in my pickup bed. The first time the kid just laughed. When I tried to run it down to beat it to death the kid looked shocked.
I suspect he told his dad, who probably told him I had cause.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym)

223 216 I'm a big fan of oatmeal-raisin cookies too--my favorite actually.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 12, 2022 10:37 PM (+56GQ)

Like them he does...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

224 OH oh... it was 2 years to flatten the curve. I must have misheard them originally.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Two weeks to flatten the curve.

And then the murders began.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (rz+/y)

225 214 Remember, everything the Democrats are doing now has nothing to do with reality. They are trying to make Trump toxic. That's all you need to know. They are painting their enemies.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (m0zqP)

some of what they are doing is fun, because they're so desperate. today Beto said CRT should never be taught, he never thought it should be taught. Tells me more about what his internal polling is showing than anything else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (evAgx)

226 My ranks grow strong...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

#TeamRaisinWolfpack

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (4I/2K)

227 I, for one, love oatmeal raisin cookies. Pass 'em over here iffen you don't want them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)

You are a Great American.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

My ranks grow strong...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

Oatmeal raisin brigade is mustering tonight.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (SH2Zi)

228 And then the murders began.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (rz+/y)
----
Are we playing that game again? I admit it works surprisingly well in a number of books...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:40 PM (K5n5d)

229 But...he loves the skritches and pettings. He and I are a work in progress, and WOW does that sound gay.

Neither of us are gay! Promise!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 12, 2022 10:34 PM (m0zqP)
* * * *
Hahahaha! Glad you cleared that up!

NTTAWWT...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 10:41 PM (oJ+Lj)

230 220 >>>Top 20 songs of all time! . . . What say you Morons?

Baba O'Reilly is somewhere in the top 10.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:41 PM (evAgx)

231 Ahem. Ok. Top songs....pretty weak.
Joke. I can certainly identify....
And McDonald's. Screw 'em....
Good evening all! Yay ONT!
Always heartwarming to see MisHum!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 12, 2022 10:41 PM (9uqbB)

232 When did you first start hating Raisins of Color?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:36 PM (XG2Fi)

The first time I ate them. I hate white raisins too. Just not in stuffing.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:41 PM (ra05g)

233 Good evening morons and thanks wd

Low Spark of High Heeled Boys is a great road trip tune.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM (EZebt)

234 TONIGHT! WE EAT RAISINS! IN HELL!

ΑΠΟΨΕ! ΤΡΩΜΕ ΣΤΑΦΙΔΕΣ! ΣΤΗΝ ΚΟΛΑΣΗ!
~Leonidas
~Λεωνίδας

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ybIRR)

235 226 My ranks grow strong...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)

#TeamRaisinWolfpack
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (4I/2K)

Seriously, we've got Morons and "Ettes of all walks of life; an intergalactic prophet; a Jedi master; and Mis Hum

Hell, all we need now is Perry Mason

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)

236 Behold the power of a fully functional oatmeal-raisin...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM (+56GQ)

237 The idea of the Metaverse has been fully explored in the TV show Red Dwarf, including groinal adapters.
In fact, I find that most of life's questions are answered somewhere in Red Dwarf.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (BJKQV)

238 I'm on team oatmeal raison cookie. Plus, they are the best dunking in coffee cookie ever made.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (qH6FZ)

239 >>>>>Top 20 songs of all time! . . . What say you Morons?


it seems they went just by sales numbers
who knows what the actual top 20 songs of all time are

every person's fav list is different

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (geLO8)

240 ...Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM



+1

Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (cuE9l)

241 To be fair, oatmeal raisin cookies are better than those peanut butter abominations.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (4NlP1)

242 Ed Dowd on the death count for Young Americans from the Clot Shot. 2 1/2 minutes...extremely disturbing if even a 10th of the number is true.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

I loved this article about Ed and why Moderna and Pfizer are going to be destroyed. It can't happen fast enough. It'll hopefully topple governments...

https://tinyurl.com/4fnzukz8


Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (FsZ2q)

243 Oatmeal raisin brigade is mustering tonight.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (SH2Zi)

Makes them easier to eliminate when they mass together.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (II3Gr)

244 Bartenders are smaaaahhht.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (3EOkv)

245 In fact, I find that most of life's questions are answered somewhere in Red Dwarf.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (BJKQV)
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That show was absolutely brilliant (at least in the early years)...some of the funniest television I've ever watched.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (K5n5d)

246 233 Good evening morons and thanks wd

Low Spark of High Heeled Boys is a great road trip tune.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM (EZebt)

oh yeah, one of my favorites. I think I remember that the title is a line from Bob Dylan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (evAgx)

247 238 I'm on team oatmeal raison cookie. Plus, they are the best dunking in coffee cookie ever made.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (qH6FZ)

Mandelbrot beats an oatmeal raisin cookie for dunking in coffee, hands down. Oatmeal raisin isn't bad in ice cold milk, though.

Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (JrN/x)

248 some of what they are doing is fun, because they're so desperate. today Beto said CRT should never be taught, he never thought it should be taught. Tells me more about what his internal polling is showing than anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (evAgx)


I bet if you asked him to define what teaching CRT entails and why it is wrong he wouldn't be able to or would refuse. Because he thinks it should be taught just don't call it CRT.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (ra05g)

249 239 >>>>>Top 20 songs of all time! . . . What say you Morons?

it seems they went just by sales numbers
who knows what the actual top 20 songs of all time are

every person's fav list is different

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (geLO

Premise is flawed. There are some great classical, not even registering, songs that require a hell of a lot more talent and are more enjoyable than most listed, and the list of objects go on and on. I blame Putin.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (SH2Zi)

250 I loved this article about Ed and why Moderna and Pfizer are going to be destroyed. It can't happen fast enough. It'll hopefully topple governments...
https://tinyurl.com/4fnzukz8
Posted by: Stateless

I can't understand where the ambulance chasers are. They should be all OVER this.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (rz+/y)

251 I gotta say that is one weird song list. But the best song list is your own song list. And if it doesn't include The Hansons' "Mmm bop", well I just feel sorry for you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (6lMp2)

252 *readies thermobaric bomb*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (II3Gr)

253 Headline ion Seattle Times:

Mixed Emotions as Mask Mandate ends

Mixed emotions at no longer have to wear a mask after 2 years. Alt headline: Many Seattle Residents are Imbeciles

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (3EOkv)

254 Sorry, mh not wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (EZebt)

255 Any top 20 song list that doesn't include Bach is full of shit. Any list that does include anything by Mungo Jerry is doubly full of shit. I'm not saying whoever wrote "We Are The World" should be punished in some deservedly horrible fashion, but they should be damn nervous.

And where the hell was "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"? Sheesh!

Posted by: JTB at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (7EjX1)

256 Lotta spring breakers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 12, 2022 10:21 PM (Trg6t)

Spring Break is only during Holy Week! All other spring breaks are of the devil!!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)

257 Makes them easier to eliminate when they mass together.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (II3Gr)

We are armed, with oatmeal and raisins.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (SH2Zi)

258 Damn....missed the Traffic tune....thanks for that MH!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (9uqbB)

259 243 Oatmeal raisin brigade is mustering tonight.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:39 PM (SH2Zi)

Makes them easier to eliminate when they mass together.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (II3Gr)

And this is why I insisted on Perry Mason be on #teamraisin

We need someone to reign in Hamilton Berger here...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (BgMrQ)

260 That show was absolutely brilliant (at least in the early years)...some of the funniest television I've ever watched.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (K5n5d)

oh yeah! They took every standard SciFi trope and stood it on it's head - but they did it logically and perfectly! One of my faves is 'Backwards" where they land on a planet where Time runs backwards. "Santa Clause, what a bastard! E's the bloke who shows up on Christmas and takes away every kid's favorite toy!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (evAgx)

261 "Mandelbrot beats an oatmeal raisin cookie for dunking in coffee, hands down. Oatmeal raisin isn't bad in ice cold milk, though."
Posted by: Moki at March 12, 2022 10:44 PM (JrN/x)


What's milk?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (qH6FZ)

262 Any top 20 song list that leaves out "Sylvia's Mother" is not worth reading.

Posted by: Theodore at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (GJnvT)

263 188 stomped to death by a camel - nobody ever has that one on their bingo card.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:33 PM (evAgx)

Would you accept death by camel toe?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (cupoy)

264 I can't understand where the ambulance chasers are. They should be all OVER this.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (rz+/y)

I'm sure they are. A good point in the article is that a lot of powerful professionals were injured by the jab and are now out for blood.

Moderna stock is below $140 and here they own one of humankind's greatest accomplishments ever.

Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (FsZ2q)

265 Any top song list without "Willie the Pimp"' on it is garbage.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (vrz2I)

266 Any top x lists about art are retarded. It is all subjective and impossible to quantify.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (3EOkv)

267 Yep, another batch shot horrifies our Rifftrax hosts...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

268 Spring Break is only during Holy Week! All other spring breaks are of the devil!!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)
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Where I live, students get both a Spring Recess (March 17 and 1 to celebrate St. Pat's and then get an additional full week off for Spring Break about a week after that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:48 PM (K5n5d)

269 I can't understand where the ambulance chasers are. They should be all OVER this.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (rz+/y)

They will be, the lure of easy money will be too strong.

#notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)

270 Seriously, we've got Morons and "Ettes of all walks of life; an intergalactic prophet; a Jedi master; and Mis Hum

Hell, all we need now is Perry Mason
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)
* * * *
I have no objection to oatmeal raisin cookies, your Honor!

Posted by: Perry Freaking Mason at March 12, 2022 10:48 PM (oJ+Lj)

271 To be fair, oatmeal raisin cookies are better than those peanut butter abominations.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (4NlP1)

Wut?

Posted by: Big Peanut at March 12, 2022 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)

272 Good evening y'all!

Colorado Morondezvous is on!

Saturday April 30th
Denver
6:30pm til ???

Details......

wds dot aoshq at proton mail dot com

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 10:49 PM (/UQ/R)

273 I have a seedless grape in my yard, and last year I dried them to raisins. And they were fantastic. I made about a half gallon in all. Half I used in making pear chutney, and the others I have been using up in breads and cinnamon rolls.

Home dried raisins make the Sun Maid ones taste like little balls of sugared tile grout.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym)

274 And this is why I insisted on Perry Mason be on #teamraisin

We need someone to reign in Hamilton Berger here...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (BgMrQ)

Raymond Burr is so ghey

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (ONvIw)

275 In fact, I find that most of life's questions are answered somewhere in Red Dwarf.

The hats were supposed to be green.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (nfrXX)

276 After the election steal, word went out that any lawyers willing to work for Trump would no longer have career. And it worked since nobody signed on.

I suspect the same is with suing Moderna or Pfizer. Any lawyer doing it can kiss any future career opportunity goodbye. And lets be real no judge will ever allow a case like that to happen, if he knows whats hood for him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (3EOkv)

277 Home dried raisins make the Sun Maid ones taste like little balls of sugared tile grout.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym)

Yes, sugared grout! No good can come from that.

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (ONvIw)

278 I'm on team oatmeal raison cookie. Plus, they are the best dunking in coffee cookie ever made.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (qH6FZ)
* * * *
The very best dunking in coffee cookie is my homemade almond biscotti. Or any biscotti for that matter. Hands down the very best!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (oJ+Lj)

279 Wut?
Posted by: Big Peanut at March 12, 2022 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)

I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing...

Posted by: Jules Winfield on Big Raisins Payroll at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)

280 They will be, the lure of easy money will be too strong.

#notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard Shilling for Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)

just to be prosaic, the problem with suing them is that they had explicit Federal approval for everything they did, in fact the Feds were in bed with them all the way. That's enough (for now) to automatically dismiss any suit against them. Now, when the government changes, this could change. But it ain't gonna happen anytime soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)

281 Now a good list would be the top 10 cookies to eat paired with the top 10 songs.

10. Ebony and Ivory with an Oreo.
9. Little Red Corvette with a Red Velvet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (6lMp2)

282 I am not a fan of oatmeal for breakfast, but I do love corn meal mush with butter and a lick of molasses once in a while.

My wife despises it however.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)

283 Biscotti aka breakfast hardtack.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (4NlP1)

284 Raymond Burr is so ghey
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (ONvIw)

You don't roll with Ironside?

#yourenotwearingyourribbon

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (BgMrQ)

285 Any top song list without "Willie the Pimp"' on it is garbage.
Posted by: fd at March 12, 2022 10:47 PM (vrz2I)

Or "Humpty Dance"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)

286 Muse - Uprising

https://youtu.be/w8KQmps-Sog

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (SH2Zi)

287 I can't understand where the ambulance chasers are. They should be all OVER this.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (rz+/y)

Aren't they going to be hindered by the immunity the government gave big pharma for this? And don't the ambulance chasers wait until there is some study that "proves" something is bad first?

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (ra05g)

288 Hey LS! How you be?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)

289 Camel related music -- Dust -- From A Dry Camel

https://youtu.be/HKDUUj34Jws

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (F0YaR)

290 Where I live, students get both a Spring Recess (March 17 and 1 to celebrate St. Pat's and then get an additional full week off for Spring Break about a week after that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 10:48 PM (K5n5d)

So much time off, no wonder kids today don't know anything!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (7bRMQ)

291 Virtual sex. One step closer to the prophecy of Demolition Man being fulfilled.

Just waiting on that big one that ravages the West Coast.

Posted by: Bete at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (5BE7o)

292 My heart will go on? We are the World? AYFKM?

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (ONvIw)

293 just to be prosaic, the problem with suing them is that they had explicit Federal approval for everything they did, in fact the Feds were in bed with them all the way.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Yes. The first step is to prove fraud (which is kind of obvious based on the 55,000 page data dump from PFE). Then they lose their immunity.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (rz+/y)

294
$20 bill
I can set you straight
Meet me on the corner boy
And don't be late

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (vrz2I)

295 Home dried raisins make the Sun Maid ones taste like little balls of sugared tile grout.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym)

Yes, sugared grout! No good can come from that.

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (ONvIw)

Mmmm. Sugar grout.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (SH2Zi)

296 In fact, I find that most of life's questions are answered somewhere in Red Dwarf.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 12, 2022 10:43 PM (BJKQV)

++++

I heard it differently.
https://youtu.be/rsi_iXff7i0

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2022 10:54 PM (hVqGz)

297 My Grandson:
Can I use this wood?
Me: why?
GS: I want to make a gun.
Me: draw it out.
Introduce Grandson to mr. bandsaw.
Me: Be careful, loss of fingers on me.
GS: Your're the best!
Me: BEST DAY EVER!!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)

298 just to be prosaic, the problem with suing them is that they had explicit Federal approval for everything they did, in fact the Feds were in bed with them all the way. That's enough (for now) to automatically dismiss any suit against them. Now, when the government changes, this could change. But it ain't gonna happen anytime soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)

I had heard bandied about, that if it can be shown that they knew the product was defective prior to it's release, their immunity is gone...

***poof*** like a fart in the wind

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)

299 Hey LS! How you be?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *
Just dandy, ma'am! And how about you?

Congratulations on hosting another Colorado Morondevous! You are truly the hostess with the mostest!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (oJ+Lj)

300 I am not a fan of oatmeal for breakfast, but I do love corn meal mush with butter and a lick of molasses once in a while.

My wife despises it however.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)

She has good taste.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (SH2Zi)

301 Raymond Burr is so ghey

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (ONvIw)

And so fat, he makes the Goodyear Blimp loos svelt!

Posted by: Johnny Carson at March 12, 2022 10:56 PM (7bRMQ)

302 Me: Be careful, loss of fingers on me.
GS: Your're the best!
Me: BEST DAY EVER!!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)

Epico!

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:56 PM (SH2Zi)

303 That list was trash.

Batmetal
https://youtu.be/qatmJtIJAPw

If you don't like metal, try this earworm.
https://youtu.be/dzB2cN-AU8w

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

304 I thought sugary grout was one of the dried tropical fruit pieces although I can't remember which one.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (4NlP1)

305 I can't understand where the ambulance chasers are. They should be all OVER this.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (rz+/y)


Lawyers understand all too well the concept of disbarment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

306 Aren't they going to be hindered by the immunity the government gave big pharma for this? And don't the ambulance chasers wait until there is some study that "proves" something is bad first?
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 10:53 PM (ra05g)

Bingo on the immunity. Even if it wasn't given so explicitly (it was) Big Pharma always has the legal defense that "We told the Government everything we knew at every step of the way, and they told us to go ahead with it!" Bingo, no fraud, just government deception, and that doesn't call for a court, that calls for a revolutionary army.

The real issue isn't that Big Pharma defrauded people; it was our own government that did it. They knew, all the way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (evAgx)

307 291 Virtual sex. One step closer to the prophecy of Demolition Man being fulfilled.
-----------------------------------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR_6JGQRDzk


Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (UJBzp)

308 And don't the ambulance chasers wait until there is some study that "proves" something is bad first?
Posted by: Buzzion

There's a LOT of stuff that points to fraud by PFE in their recent 55,000 page data dump. The Feds will throw them under the bus, even though they were completely complicit.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (rz+/y)

309 Many Seattle Residents are Imbeciles
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (3EOkv)

This one young actress had a picture on Instagram appearing on a Seattle morning show. Holy crap!! The girl wasn't in the studio, the anchors are 15 feet apart, alone AND IN MASKS!! Wow!!

Okay, I'm going to watch some shows which don't tick me off before the ONT gets me sucked into an hours long debate.

Like, could the virtual sex thing have women that bring me Oatmeal Raisin cookies which I could taste? Can I have virtual sex with anyone I wanted?

If someone brought Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi into the sex fantasy, severely bondaged them as part of the sex play, beat the crap out of them with whips, like really beat the crap out of them....could it be reported?

But mostly I'm wondering about the cookies...

Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (FsZ2q)

310 Top 20 songs of all time! . . . What say you Morons?

I. I uh.

Comfortably Numb, Sweet Emotion, Heaven and Hell, Moonlight Sonata, Hurt (Johnny Cash version), I Feel Love (Blue Man Group w/Venus Hum), Seasons in the Abyss, Walk, Analog Kid, Animal Magnetism, Black Diamond (the album version), I'm Your Captain/Closer to Home, Still in Love With You (Live and Dangerous).

Well, hell. it's a start. I could go for days.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

311 Have you seen the price of sugary grout these days? It's ridiculous!

Posted by: davidt at March 12, 2022 10:58 PM (bgR2+)

312 I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing...

Posted by: Jules Winfield on Big Raisins Payroll at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)

Adjusts monocle.

Posted by: Big Peanut at March 12, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ)

313 "Me: BEST DAY EVER!!
Posted by: Some Rat "

Yep. My boys and I cut out rubber band guns and had a war in the backyard. Hard to beat that.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2022 10:58 PM (vrz2I)

314 Collective punishment of the Russian people is going to work out real well in the long run. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 12, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)

Just one more thing that future generations will be ashamed of us for.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 12, 2022 10:58 PM (BJKQV)

315 I watched Riders of Justice tonight...what an odd, though entertaining movie.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 10:58 PM (ESjRY)

316 The real issue isn't that Big Pharma defrauded people; it was our own government that did it. They knew, all the way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (evAgx)

Fuck, they'll go Sgt Schultz at the first hint of a crack in the dike...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)

317 Raymond Burr is so ghey

Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:50 PM (ONvIw)

And so fat, he makes the Goodyear Blimp loos svelt!

Posted by: Johnny Carson


I met him, we did a retrospect for "Perry Mason" a really class act, a very nice person.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)

318 I had heard bandied about, that if it can be shown that they knew the product was defective prior to it's release, their immunity is gone...

***poof*** like a fart in the wind
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)

the most important question, I think, is did they hide this from the Federal Regulators? Or did they tell this to the Feds, and the Feds replied "no problem go ahead". We don't really know the answer to that yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (evAgx)

319 Raymond Burr is so ghey
Posted by: CN

Any man that can face down Gojira is okay in my book. And his character's name in that movie was...Steve Martin.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (rz+/y)

320 Lawyers understand all too well the concept of

disbarment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ The easy graft is always up front! ~ at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3)

Wow, I really read that as Dismemberment

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (XlDSe)

321 We are doing dandy as well!

Don't know about the Morondezvous?........No one is responding?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)

322 I can't understand where the ambulance chasers are. They should be all OVER this.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:45 PM (rz+/y)


Probability of full indemnity from the Feral government I suspect. Should that go away then it will be feeding time.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)

323 Batmetal
https://youtu.be/qatmJtIJAPw

If you don't like metal, try this earworm.
https://youtu.be/dzB2cN-AU8w

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

Both good.

Aeryon - Valley of The Queens

https://youtu.be/TbebO5BZi-I

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (SH2Zi)

324 312 I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing...

Posted by: Jules Winfield on Big Raisins Payroll at March 12, 2022 10:51 PM (BgMrQ)

Adjusts monocle.
Posted by: Big Peanut at March 12, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ)

Stand back, shit's about to get real...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)

325 Any guy who gets killed by an escaped camel because he's "just trying to help" is a worthy Darwin Award winner.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (OssQ4)

326 I suspect the same is with suing Moderna or Pfizer. Any lawyer doing it can kiss any future career opportunity goodbye. And lets be real no judge will ever allow a case like that to happen, if he knows whats hood for him.

I would tend to guess that if the damn is going to break it would have to be in another country, not quite so controlled by the Deep State. Perhaps Japan? Sweden? India?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (ESjRY)

327 Wow, I really read that as Dismemberment
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (XlDSe)

Your little cannibal ears perked right up at that didn't they...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (BgMrQ)

328 Hey ONTers! Oatmeal raisin for the win here.

BeckChas - Thrilled for you and Robert the Cat - a match made in heaven. So glad I 'complained' about the Robert the cat and Robert the truckdriver confusion; he is now a real TM!

DH has been clearing tornado debris all week. The stories are heartbreaking.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (G3XPP)

329 >>Stand back, shit's about to get real...

Posted by: browndog


Let's get into character...

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (geLO8)

330 Ann Barnhardt probably thinks Perry Mason is satanic too.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:02 PM (xhaym)

331 There's a LOT of stuff that points to fraud by PFE in their recent 55,000 page data dump. The Feds will throw them under the bus, even though they were completely complicit.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (rz+/y)

after November, a whole lot may change. Watching what is happening with hispanic voters, I'm starting to think that this may not just be a "red wave" election like 2010; it may be a realignment election, like 1980, or even 1932. (elections where a significant part of the electorate switched sides and stayed switched for the next 20 years)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:02 PM (evAgx)

332 Your little cannibal ears perked right up at that didn't they...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (BgMrQ)

Lol. Well lawyers and all too....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 11:02 PM (XlDSe)

333 29 Loose camels sink ships.
----
The cigarettes?
On the topic of camels, they are called ships of the desert, and they smell like phew!

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (qfLjt)

334 Don't know about the Morondezvous?........No one is responding?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *
They will!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, HONK! Believing in America at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (oJ+Lj)

335 Mixed emotions at no longer have to wear a mask after 2 years. Alt headline: Many Seattle Residents are Imbeciles
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (3EOkv)

The people who want to wear them will still wear them. They're getting emotional about not being able to force OTHER PEOPLE to wear them. And this in a city where public drug use and defication is a common occurance.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (BJKQV)

336 330 Ann Barnhardt probably thinks Perry Mason is satanic too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:02 PM (xhaym)

Well...

We all have something to repent for.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (BgMrQ)

337 Don't know about the Morondezvous?........No one is responding?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)

Sorry, can't attend.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (7bRMQ)

338 281 Now a good list would be the top 10 cookies to eat paired with the top 10 songs.

10. Ebony and Ivory with an Oreo.
9. Little Red Corvette with a Red Velvet.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2022 10:52 PM (6lMp2)

8. Full of Shit with an oatmeal raisin...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (II3Gr)

339 On the topic of camels, they are called ships of the desert, and they smell like phew!
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (qfLjt)

------------

That's because they're full of Arab seamen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (XG2Fi)

340 Also, the 55,000 page data dump is what the FDA and PFE wanted to be sealed for 75 years.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (rz+/y)

341 The people who want to wear them will still wear them. They're getting emotional about not being able to force OTHER PEOPLE to wear them. And this in a city where public drug use and defication is a common occurance.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (BJKQV)

Their priorities are just a tad misplaced.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

342 I met him, we did a retrospect for "Perry Mason" a really class act, a very nice person.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)

Wouldn't be surprised. He wished he never did Perry, though, didn't he?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)

343 Midnight at the oasis
Sing your camel to bed

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

344 Ann Barnhardt probably thinks Perry Mason is satanic too.

Well, obviously he had, uh, outside help, with all those cases.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (ESjRY)

345 Lifebuoy Soap>Rancid Limburger>Cilantro

Posted by: the Big Wheel at March 12, 2022 11:05 PM (g6+Ik)

346 329 >>Stand back, shit's about to get real...

Posted by: browndog

Let's get into character...
Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (geLO

I am not playing "flock of seagulls guy", and definitely not Marvin.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:05 PM (BgMrQ)

347 37 20 Loose camel kills two men in front of families at petting zoo in Obion, Tennessee

-
Muslim suicide camel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 12, 2022 10:06 PM (FVME7)

Dang. I thought they just spit on people.
----
They'll pee on you if you stand behind them, and it's quite a stinky flow.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:05 PM (qfLjt)

348 Stand back, shit's about to get real...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)

Meet my little fren, George Washington Carver.

Posted by: Big Peanut at March 12, 2022 11:05 PM (7bRMQ)

349 Ayreon - Everybody Dies

https://youtu.be/9AAXtUdM7xE

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:06 PM (SH2Zi)

350 Stop! In the name of oatmeal.

Posted by: The California Raisins at March 12, 2022 11:06 PM (4I/2K)

351 WDS! We are saving our change for gas to the Morondezvous! Would not miss it for ummm, whatever it is people say.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 12, 2022 11:06 PM (G3XPP)

352 8. Full of Shit with an oatmeal raisin...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 11:03 PM (II3Gr)

Objection:

Assumes facts not in evidence!!!

Posted by: Perry Mason representing Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)

353 Midnight at the oasis
Sing your camel to bed

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

Really Count? You gotta put that in my brain before I head to bed?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 11:07 PM (XlDSe)

354 Their priorities are just a tad misplaced.

If you are a leftwinger you've already put everything that could sold the crime, effluent, and degradation as something you aren't willing to allow. So why not solve communicable disease with a magic totem instead?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:07 PM (ESjRY)

355 Really Count? You gotta put that in my brain before I head to bed?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 11:07 PM (XlDSe)

Sorry. *slides oatmeal raisin cookie through usb port*

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

356
Assumes facts not in evidence!!!
Posted by: Perry Mason representing Big Raisin at March 12, 2022 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)

Res ipsa loquitur, ya fat homo.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 11:08 PM (II3Gr)

357 WDS
Just sent an email. Let me know.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 12, 2022 11:08 PM (9uqbB)

358 Don't know about the Morondezvous?........No one is responding?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)

Sorry. We want to be there. Been some weird events.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 12, 2022 11:09 PM (x8Wzq)

359 She has good taste.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 10:55 PM (SH2Zi)


She thinks kimchi soup is good for breakfast. The term you are looking for is "differently biased"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:09 PM (xhaym)

360 Don't miss Loose Goose from Dust, while yer at it.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 12, 2022 11:09 PM (taPSh)

361 Res ipsa loquitur, ya fat homo.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 11:08 PM (II3Gr)


I'm dying here...LOLOL

Speak to this

***Grabs Raisinettes***

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at March 12, 2022 11:10 PM (BgMrQ)

362 Sorry. *slides oatmeal raisin cookie through usb port*

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 11:10 PM (XlDSe)

363 (((((SMH))))) prayers for Robin, Tom & you

Posted by: Iris at March 12, 2022 11:11 PM (6lKe4)

364 She thinks kimchi soup is good for breakfast. The term you are looking for is "differently biased"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:09 PM (xhaym)

I was going for the stealth compliment, but I'll accept differently biased.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (SH2Zi)

365 I was reading the threads on reddit about DuckDuckGo about them getting on the censorship bandwagon and there are some seriously intelligent posts opposing it - why should some people get to decide what disinformation is? Aren't the people we are counting on now proven liars? Don't we have novels...and actual historical examples of how this turns out?

But there are way too many counter examples...

It isn't censorship if we get bad of people's opinions.
We need to trust our government because they care about us...unlike those Russians!
And...the ever popular...everyone that disagrees with me is a Russian bot.

Though I do give one poster credit for reaching new levels of stupidity - "We know rightwing Americans have ALWAYS been in favor of Russia!"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ESjRY)

366 men kept calling the camel "Joe"

seems that gender assumption is a big deal with camels also

REEEEEE

Posted by: REDACTED at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (us2H3)

367 I thought sugary grout was one of the dried tropical fruit pieces although I can't remember which one.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 12, 2022 10:57 PM (4NlP1)


Applets and Cotlets, Tropical blend.

Mmmm. Jack Fruit and Tamarind, nom nom nom

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (xhaym)

368 Saw Judas Priest on Thursday. Those old bastards still rock and are 1000 times better than any current chart topping performers.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (h1jJh)

369 My wife like Perry Mason a lot (I like it some, even though it can be formulaic) She's been watching the box set recently. One thing you notice is that Raymond Burr had health problems even then - there are some shows where he absolutely looks like hell, eyes sunken in. And there's even a couple where he only appears a couple times, talking from a hospital bed, while other stars carry the lead. That wasn't done just because it was part of the script.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:13 PM (evAgx)

370 As I've gotten older the more doing the time change business aggravates.

It's nonsensical and only serves to highlight the old saw about you can't get rid of a Government project or tax.

That's the only thing keeping this crap going is those lazy bastards in DC don't want to be known as the guys who shut it down. Doesn't matter if it messes peoples minds up, costs money and is a waste of time (hah!)

Well I partially stopped that being retired and all. I don't have many critical appointments so I have one people clock that I change, my pocket watch that I change and my phone and computer take care of themselves. So I have one mechanical device (battery powered tho) so if the grid blows out I can tell time and all the rest is foo fa raw.

Tbhtbhthn (or whatever that cat used to do in that hippy comic)

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:13 PM (9RkRx)

371 51 That top 20 songs list is a load of crap.
----
That.

Also whoever made that list up is obviously an Elton John and/or Diana fan. That song wouldn't even make top 100.

Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You? I have heard it, since I saw the movie but not since. I'm sure she has several more memorable songs anyway.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

372 Don't know about the Morondezvous?........No one is responding?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

It's early in the social season. Myself, I plan on attending. baring court appearances.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 11:14 PM (r1z5A)

373 Though I do give one poster credit for reaching new levels of stupidity - "We know rightwing Americans have ALWAYS been in favor of Russia!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ESjRY)
-----
*sigh* Sometimes you just have to shake your head in wonderment (and sorrow) at the willful, deliberate ignorance on display.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 11:14 PM (K5n5d)

374 BTW MisHum, great pet thread today. Gotta love them critters.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (9uqbB)

375 353 Midnight at the oasis
Sing your camel to bed

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

Really Count? You gotta put that in my brain before I head to bed?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 11:07 PM (XlDSe)

funny, I remembered that as Take your Camel to Bed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (evAgx)

376 Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You? I have heard it, since I saw the movie but not since. I'm sure she has several more memorable songs anyway.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:13 PM (qfLjt)

Arguably, Dolly and Linda Ronstadt did better versions...

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (BgMrQ)

377 335 Mixed emotions at no longer have to wear a mask after 2 years. Alt headline: Many Seattle Residents are Imbeciles
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 12, 2022 10:46 PM (3EOkv)

The people who want to wear them will still wear them. They're getting emotional about not being able to force OTHER PEOPLE to wear them. And this in a city where public drug use and defication is a common occurance.
Posted by: 29Victor

Nice to hear the experts tell us the lay of the land.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (U2p+3)

378 Yah go to the bathroom, ya lose about 23 treads.
I hate you people.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)

379 /off delicious dried fruit sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:16 PM (BgMrQ)

380 and the operator says forty cents more for the next three minutes

Posted by: Theodore at March 12, 2022 11:16 PM (GJnvT)

381 That's the only thing keeping this crap going is those lazy bastards in DC don't want to be known as the guys who shut it down. Doesn't matter if it messes peoples minds up, costs money and is a waste of time (hah!)
----
I do remember many moons ago, sometime after 2000, the feds did change the dates when daylight savings time would start and end. They didn't seem to care too much about the cost back then.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d)

382 378 Yah go to the bathroom, ya lose about 23 treads.
I hate you people.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)

Bob and friends at the NSA must just love Saturday nights tracking the HQ...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (BgMrQ)

383 Posted by: SnailRacer at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (G3XPP)

Are you OK?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (hOUT3)

384 How does kimchi taste?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9RkRx)

385 83 Commissar Hrothgar

Is your arm out of joint? Because you can pat yourself on the back. Amazing!

What happened to that introverted, humble, salt of the earth guy I used to know?

Note the Oxford comma.
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Where?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

386 How does kimchi taste?
Posted by: jakee308
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Good, if prepared right.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:19 PM (Ls+Jx)

387 Where?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

Oxford?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:19 PM (7bRMQ)

388 without DST, it would still be light out past 8 in the evening through much of summer

that should be enough (imo, ymmv)


also, I could do without going to work in the dark again for the next month

Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 11:20 PM (geLO8)

389 Where?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)
Oxford?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

You people kill me.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (rz+/y)

390 Evening all.
Ive been making cookies.
Good.cookies.
Really.. Kick ass good.cookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (axyOa)

391 How does kimchi taste?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9RkRx)[/.i]

If you don't already know, don't try to find out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (hOUT3)

392 89 virtual sex, physics definition: denoting particles or interactions with extremely short lifetimes and (owing to the uncertainty principle) indefinitely great energies, postulated as intermediates in some processes.

That about covers it.
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That could describe a farticle, just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

393 384 How does kimchi taste?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9RkRx)

my wife likes it. I do not. It's spicy fermented cabbage, Korean.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (evAgx)

394 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 12, 2022 11:07 PM (XlDSe)

funny, I remembered that as Take your Camel to Bed.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Mrs. former Rat, in the throws of morning sickness, would demand DEATH to any one who played that song.
Problebly why I loved her.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (r1z5A)

395 funny, I remembered that as Take your Camel to Bed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:15 PM (evAgx)

have a listen . . . https://youtu.be/VlrKETxwRvM

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (4I/2K)

396 Fuckin' goddamn daylight savings bullshit...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM

^THIS!!!

Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (dpnJh)

397 my wife likes it. I do not. It's spicy fermented cabbage, Korean.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (evAgx)

Wife keeps asking me if I want some. Nah, I have enough trouble with weird Filipino food. Cheese flavored ice cream?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)

398 I liked Judas Priest Firepower.

Unrelated, I liked the new Ghost album that came out on Thursday. But it isn't as good as others.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2022 11:23 PM (ybIRR)

399 396 Fuckin' goddamn daylight savings bullshit...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 12, 2022 10:04 PM
^THIS!!!
Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (dpnJh)


Sometimes, in spite of your better judgement, you find yourself saying this Insom guy really gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:23 PM (hOUT3)

400 PNWMOME June 4. Yakima, WA.

Will sidebar soon.
I'm working on deets.

Love all y'all. Contact is through Mark Andrew Edwards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (U2p+3)

401 106 Any top songs of all time list has to include the Bridge Over The River Kwai. How's that for an earworm?
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The one about Hitler's single testicle?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

402 373 Though I do give one poster credit for reaching new levels of stupidity - "We know rightwing Americans have ALWAYS been in favor of Russia!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ESjRY)
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*sigh* Sometimes you just have to shake your head in wonderment (and sorrow) at the willful, deliberate ignorance on display.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 11:14 PM (K5n5d)

I mean if you really want to get down to the minutiae it's true. The right is in favor of a free and democratic Russia. As opposed to the Soviet Union and also the authoritarian attempted reconstruction of the Soviet Union by Putin. But of course that idiot thinks we're in favor of Putin.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (ra05g)

403 Really.. Kick ass good.cookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2022 11:21 PM (axyOa)

Even more oatmeal raisin?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (7bRMQ)

404 Evening all.
Ive been making cookies.
Good.cookies.
Really.. Kick ass good.cookies.
Posted by: Diogenes
__

I baked butterscotch cookies earlier.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (Ls+Jx)

405 How does kimchi taste?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM



Kimchi has a very complex flavour profile: sweet, sour, salty, spicy, bitter, fruity...

Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (W5H2t)

406 Bob and friends at the NSA must just love Saturday nights tracking the HQ...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

"The Sat ONT is on line, tell Grand Coulee to drop another turbine on the grid."

Posted by: Some Rat at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

407 Nah, I have enough trouble with weird Filipino food. Cheese flavored ice cream?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)


Surprisingly, red bean ice cream is quite tasty as it green tea ice cream!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)

408 The one about Hitler's single testicle?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

Himmler is similar.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)

409 I mean if you really want to get down to the minutiae it's true. The right is in favor of a free and democratic Russia. As opposed to the Soviet Union and also the authoritarian attempted reconstruction of the Soviet Union by Putin. But of course that idiot thinks we're in favor of Putin.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (ra05g)
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The right is also in favor of a free and democratic Ukraine, a free and democratic Iran, a free and democratic Cuba, a free and democratic North Korea, etc...But idiots on the Left are too stupid to understand this.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (K5n5d)

410 384 How does kimchi taste?

Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9RkRx)

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probably with her tongue?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 12, 2022 11:26 PM (h1jJh)

411 How does kimchi taste?
Posted by: jakee308 at March 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9RkRx)


There are a lot of kimchi types, the main type is fermented Napa cabbage with red pepper, garlic and a type of fermented soybean paste called doenjang. The fancier types have oysters and tiny shrimp fermented in it too, or at least anchovy paste.
It is not bad, some other versions, like the type with Daikon leaves, are really spicy and can tear you up.

Kimchi is a good pro-biotic, and probably good for you.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:26 PM (xhaym)

412 Kimchee fried rice is fantastic

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (U2p+3)

413 Surprisingly, red bean ice cream is quite tasty as it green tea ice cream!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)

Passing on Purple Yam too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)

414 Cucumber kimchee is perhaps my favorite

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (U2p+3)

415 Hello, Hrothgar, my dear friend. Yes, we are fine. Darn thing was right on my behind driving home and then passed right by the house. Some strong winds but no damage at the SnailRacer farm. Others were not so lucky.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (G3XPP)

416 113 I just received an email from Coursera. Courses from Russia are cancelled.

Collective punishment of the Russian people is going to work out real well in the long run. /s
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Concur. I hear that Russian Formula 1 driver(s) have been forbidden to race in Great Britain. If I were the Drivers' Unuon I would give the whole shebang an ultimatum - the Russians race or there will be no F1 in the UK.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (qfLjt)

417

Wegmans own store-brand kimchi is the bomb...

Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 11:28 PM (W5H2t)

418 But of course that idiot thinks we're in favor of Putin.

And to raise the other part of this...as recently as 2012 there was an election where whether Putin was a friend or not of the US was one of the points of disagree. With Obama saying yes and Romney saying no.



Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:28 PM (ESjRY)

419 Marie I sent you an email back

Pug we missed you in August. Hopefully you and the lovely Mrs Pug will be able to make it

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)

420 PNWMOME June 4. Yakima, WA.

Will sidebar soon.
I'm working on deets.

Love all y'all. Contact is through Mark Andrew Edwards.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (U2p+3)

In. On the calendar.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:29 PM (SH2Zi)

421 Passing on Purple Yam too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)
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Too bad, its awesome. More for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 11:29 PM (EZebt)

422 Posted by: SnailRacer at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (G3XPP)

Dear SnailRacer, so glad to hear that you and yours are safe and prayers are up for those who are not!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)

423 The one about Hitler's single testicle?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (qfLjt)


Trudeau
Has only got one ball
Klaus Schwab
Has two but very small
Biden's
Have gone in hidin'
And Boris Johnson has got none at all

Posted by: spindrift at March 12, 2022 11:29 PM (+8HLO)

424 Nah, I have enough trouble with weird Filipino food.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:23 PM (7bRMQ)

Try Filipino girls.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:30 PM (SH2Zi)

425 As a point to consider, Kim Jong-il went to school in Switzerland while his father was butchering people in North Korea and...no one cared.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:30 PM (ESjRY)

426 123 I heard one symphony wouldn't play Russian composers, like Prokofiev. My classical station played Prokofiev (born in the Ukraine, then part of the Russian Empire) in solidarity with Ukraine. ((eye roll))
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The one in Wales said 'no Tchaikovsky'.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:30 PM (qfLjt)

427 With Obama saying yes and Romney saying no.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:28 PM (ESjRY)


Wonder if that video can be found on line?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ "...every book has been rewritten...! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:32 PM (hOUT3)

428 Sometimes, in spite of your better judgement, you find yourself saying this Insom guy really gets it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:23 PM (hOUT3)

And then he blows his cover with an diatribe on the evils of our friend the raisin.

#notfoolinganyone

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 12, 2022 11:32 PM (BgMrQ)

429 The one in Wales said 'no Tchaikovsky'.

Cardiff Symphony

This is the very height of absurdity.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (jTmQV)

430 If I don't receive any more RSVPs by March 30th.........I have to cancel. My pocketbook can't take that big of a hit

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (/UQ/R)

431 Surprisingly, red bean ice cream is quite tasty as it green tea ice cream!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) -Honk as if your life depended on it! ~ at March 12, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)


I have to make a stance here: Asian cuisine does not understand deserts or sweets. Anything more complicated than almond cookies or candied ginger is a bridge too far.
Subtlety in flavor is not your friend in sugary deserts, is all I am saying here.

Someone gave me Chinese creme-filled cookies once, and all I could say in favor of them was, "at least they are not plaid"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (xhaym)

432 Too bad, its awesome. More for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 11:29 PM (EZebt)

Have at it! I'll take the Chocolate Indulgence at Red Ribbon.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (7bRMQ)

433 Thank you, Hrothgar!

DWS - see my 351! Looking forward to hanging out with you and Mr. WDS and assorted friends.

Hey, Nurse. All quiet on the beach?

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 12, 2022 11:34 PM (G3XPP)

434 Try Filipino girls.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:30 PM (SH2Zi)

Second time's the charm!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)

435 I'm surprised that top 20 song list didn't include "Muskrat Love". It would fit in so well with many of the other songs. At least Toni Tennille was hot.

Posted by: JTB at March 12, 2022 11:35 PM (7EjX1)

436 Try Filipino girls.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:30 PM (SH2Zi)

Second time's the charm!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)

First one wasn't bad either.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:35 PM (SH2Zi)

437 Good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2022 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

438 Passing on Purple Yam too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:27 PM (7bRMQ)


chapchae noodles are good, they are made of yams

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:36 PM (xhaym)

439
Wonder if that video can be found on line?


The quote is:

Gov. Romney,[...] a few months ago when you were asked what is the biggest geopolitical group facing America, you said Russia, not al-Qaida [...]. And the 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back. Because the Cold War has been over for 20 years.

But then there is a bunch of stuff out of the Obama's flunkies, including Hillary, talking about working closer with Russia, infamously, ending with Hillary's "reset button"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 12, 2022 11:37 PM (ESjRY)

440 417
Wegmans own store-brand kimchi is the bomb...
Posted by: Zettai at March 12, 2022 11:28 PM (W5H2t)

You know I bet they get it from a place that makes it for a bunch of others and just has a difference of who's name is on the packaging. Because I worked at a place that did co-packing. And Wegmans was one of the brands. Along with IGA ALDIs and Piggly Wiggly. All the same stuff just a different label on the package.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 11:37 PM (ra05g)

441 Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2022 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

And a good evening to you {{{Ladyl}}}! Late is better than not at all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at March 12, 2022 11:37 PM (hOUT3)

442 I have to make a stance here: Asian cuisine does not understand deserts or sweets. Anything more complicated than almond cookies or candied ginger is a bridge too far.
Subtlety in flavor is not your friend in sugary deserts, is all I am saying here.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (xhaym)

You are correct.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:37 PM (7bRMQ)

443 167 Dang. I thought they just spit on people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

I have been told that some people just piss off camels, and there is nothing that can be done about it besides stay out of their reach.
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see 347

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:38 PM (qfLjt)

444 Love all y'all. Contact is through Mark Andrew Edwards.

Posted by: nurse ratched
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Hope you have fun.

Our MoMee-attending days are pretty much over.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:38 PM (Ls+Jx)

445 I have a feeling a lot of travel plans will be changed due to the cost of fuel.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:38 PM (jTmQV)

446 Have at it! I'll take the Chocolate Indulgence at Red Ribbon.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (7bRMQ)
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Tonight was Baskin Robbins Cherries Jubilee and Chocolate Fudge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (EZebt)

447 Someone gave me Chinese creme-filled cookies once, and all I could say in favor of them was, "at least they are not plaid"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (xhaym)

you got that right! You know European Continental cooking (especially the French) generally has astoundingly good pastries and the like. England has amazing pasty shops as well. If you can find a Mexican bakery, with a real Mexican baker who knows what's he's doing, you can find incredibly good stuff there, too. But the Asian cultures? They just don't get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (evAgx)

448 First one wasn't bad either.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:35 PM (SH2Zi)

But she left............

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (7bRMQ)

449 I hate when cancer takes the people I care for.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Ls+Jx)
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One of my two best friends, of 50 years, in 2019. You have my sympathy. I hope that those around her partner are being supportive. That's very important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 11:40 PM (bPH26)

450 First one wasn't bad either.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:35 PM (SH2Zi)

But she left............

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (7bRMQ)

I left. Circumstances.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:40 PM (SH2Zi)

451 445 I have a feeling a lot of travel plans will be changed due to the cost of fuel.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:38 PM (jTmQV)


Unless you really need to go to Davos, then...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ "...every book has been rewritten..." ~ at March 12, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3)

452 I have a feeling a lot of travel plans will be changed due to the cost of fuel.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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Yes, it has.
Only reason we're traveling now is a death in the family.

And even then, it's iffy.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:41 PM (Ls+Jx)

453 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)

My condolences for your loss.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:42 PM (SH2Zi)

454 $5.99 per gallon at Chevron locally.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:42 PM (jTmQV)

455 One of my two best friends, of 50 years, in 2019. You have my sympathy. I hope that those around her partner are being supportive. That's very important.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Thank you.

He has plenty of support.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:42 PM (Ls+Jx)

456 417 I didn't know that Wegmans had kimchi. I'll look for it.

Posted by: Theodore at March 12, 2022 11:43 PM (GJnvT)

457 Thank you, flounder.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:43 PM (Ls+Jx)

458 Tonight was Baskin Robbins Cherries Jubilee and Chocolate Fudge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (EZebt)

No i.c. tonight, just cake. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough cake. From Smith's.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:43 PM (7bRMQ)

459 445 I have a feeling a lot of travel plans will be changed due to the cost of fuel.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:38 PM (jTmQV)


To be fair, in spite of Putin's best efforts, our pResident BaiDen has managed to keep the daily gasoline price increases under 2.5% ever since his magnificent SOTU!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ at March 12, 2022 11:44 PM (hOUT3)

460 But the Asian cultures? They just don't get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (evAgx)

So you've been to a Filipino bakery?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:44 PM (7bRMQ)

461 He's gotta GO.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 12, 2022 11:44 PM (vuisn)

462 I'm surprised that top 20 song list didn't include "Muskrat Love". It would fit in so well with many of the other songs. At least Toni Tennille was hot.
Posted by: JTB
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Yeah, I mean, Minnie Ripperton wasn't in there either. Bogus!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 11:45 PM (bPH26)

463 458 Tonight was Baskin Robbins Cherries Jubilee and Chocolate Fudge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 11:39 PM (EZebt)

I despise Ben and Jerry's for the political positions they take, I look down on anyone who buys there products.

and my Secret Shame is Cherry Garcia. It calls me, I try to say NO! but it still calls me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:45 PM (evAgx)

464 so . . . Is the comment I ran across, "When Trump goes on Rogan it will break the internet" a prediction or just hyperbole?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:45 PM (xhaym)

465 I left. Circumstances.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:40 PM (SH2Zi)

She left me. Wanted to play, not be mommy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:46 PM (7bRMQ)

466 We are soon to commence a Hawaiian vacation.
Which we paid for, in full, in Dec. of 2019.
And due to the Great Unpleasantness, all was cancelled.
But, they still have our money.
So we are going now. More than 2 years later.
No refunds, so we have to go and do our vacation.
I know, feel sorry for us now. LOL!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:48 PM (jTmQV)

467 Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:48 PM (jTmQV)

But at least the travel is at 2019 prices, yes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 12, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)

468 COLORADO PALS!
Please respond to WDS..
Hopefully we can meet up. Obviously fuel prices will affect the trip. But, dang! Let's try anyway.....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 12, 2022 11:49 PM (9uqbB)

469 She left me. Wanted to play, not be mommy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:46 PM (7bRMQ)

I stand corrected. Maybe second time would be the charm.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:50 PM (SH2Zi)

470 I'm betting that it was a dromedary. Never turn your back on a dromedary.

Posted by: Lawrence...of Arabia. at March 12, 2022 11:50 PM (WZ5i4)

471 464 so . . . Is the comment I ran across, "When Trump goes on Rogan it will break the internet" a prediction or just hyperbole?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:45 P

He appeared on a podcast that had 5 million views in under 24 hours before YouTube pulled it. So a prediction.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2022 11:50 PM (ra05g)

472 "But at least the travel is at 2019 prices, yes?"

Except for the rental cars.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:50 PM (jTmQV)

473 My friend, Robin, just lost her battle with cancer this evening.

Please pray for her family and Tom, her long-time partner.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 10:08 PM (Ls+Jx)

Condolences, SMH. I learned the other day that my cousin Margaret passed away 2 weeks ago. But she was over 80 years old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 11:50 PM (P3gRi)

474 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2022 11:45 PM (evAgx)

Ben and Jerry's is coming out with a new flavor to celebrate communist dictators, it is Miguel Diaz-Canela with the flavors of cinnamon, Sea, Sun, Rum, expropriated sugar plantations and extrajudicial imprisonment.

One taste and you too will hanker for a 90 mile Caribbean cruise!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2022 11:51 PM (xhaym)

475 Hey, Nurse. All quiet on the beach?
Posted by: SnailRacer

Yep! It got cooler and the rain came in a little. So the beach is quiet. I should go for a walk.

I love the rain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

476 {{{Hrothgar}}}

{{{SMH}}}

My deepest condolences for the loss of your dear friend.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2022 11:53 PM (TdMsT)

477 alt-J - Breezeblocks

https://youtu.be/rVeMiVU77wo

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:53 PM (SH2Zi)

478 I love the rain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

You're in the right place.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (SH2Zi)

479 193 California has shut down the Russian River.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2022 10:32 PM (XG2Fi)

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Say it ain't so! What about the delta smelt?!
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They smelt bad so we burned the lot.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)

480 Dropped a dozen missiles on our air base, huh?

If it were up to me, their largest oil refinery would need major repair.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (KATBx)

481 SMH may her memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (EZebt)

482 {{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (TdMsT)

483 I stand corrected. Maybe second time would be the charm.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:50 PM (SH2Zi)

Is so far....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (7bRMQ)

484 I love the rain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

It gets tiring after a while.

Posted by: Noah at March 12, 2022 11:56 PM (7bRMQ)

485 I love the rain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

You're in the right place.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (SH2Zi)

Damn it Nurse.
Your woodpeckers are back!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2022 11:56 PM (axyOa)

486 16.5 deg., still falling, 2-3 in. of snow on the ground, but at least the wind has stopped.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 12, 2022 11:56 PM (830x5)

487 Is so far....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (7bRMQ)

Outstanding.


Daft Punk - Get Lucky

https://youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:57 PM (SH2Zi)

488 If it were up to me, their largest oil refinery would need major repair.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (KATBx)


Funny, and sad, how that doesn't seem to work anymore!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 12, 2022 11:57 PM (hOUT3)

489 It gets tiring after a while.

Posted by: Noah at March 12, 2022 11:56 PM (7bRMQ)

Noob.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:57 PM (SH2Zi)

490 Condolences, SMH. I learned the other day that my cousin Margaret passed away 2 weeks ago. But she was over 80 years old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___

Condolences to you and the rest of your family.
Robin was in her 60s.

Thought she was over the hump, so to speak, but took a turn for the worse yesterday.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 12, 2022 11:58 PM (Ls+Jx)

491 Don't miss Loose Goose from Dust, while yer at it.

Posted by: klaftern@yahoo.com at March 12, 2022 11:09 PM (taPSh)


Another good tune from them. The bassist, Kenny Aaronson, has played with a number of famous bands, including Blue Oyster Cult.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 12, 2022 11:58 PM (F0YaR)

492 215 208 I've read camels kill more people every year than sharks..

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Seriously, how many camels ever get near a shark?
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What? You never heard of sand sharks?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

493 Israel said take the deal, Zelensky. He said no.
Posted by: CN at March 12, 2022 10:27 PM (ONvIw)

Him dumb ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2022 11:59 PM (P3gRi)

494 SMH,
No words. Cancer sucks. And the treatment is horrid and painful and demoralizing. Prayers for your friend. And for so many who fight it. Past and present. Because it never really goes away.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:00 AM (U2p+3)

495 Outstanding.

Daft Punk - Get Lucky

https://youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:57 PM (SH2Zi)

Provincial. Probably makes the difference.

Posted by: Noah at March 13, 2022 12:00 AM (7bRMQ)

496 Grandson - Dirty

https://youtu.be/bRaMatWRK50

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:00 AM (SH2Zi)

497 220 >>>Top 20 songs of all time! . . . What say you Morons?

16. Scorpions - Wind of Change
14. Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
13. Bryan Adams - Everything I Do, I Do It For You

AYFKM? Somebody is gayer than a bootygig baby shower.
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And no Diana Ross?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:00 AM (qfLjt)

498 488 If it were up to me, their largest oil refinery would need major repair.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 12, 2022 11:54 PM (KATBx)

Funny, and sad, how that doesn't seem to work anymore!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 12, 2022 11:57 PM (hOUT3)

That's what we SHOULD do - but Biden doesn't dare do it, because gasoline goes to $10 a gallon here in the States the day after he hits it. The refinery is named Abadan, and it is probably the most critical refining complex in the world, for a variety of reasons. Someone will blow it sooner or later (Saudi's? Israelis?) and when they do, the next Great Depression is starting for real.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 12:00 AM (evAgx)

499 Noob.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 12, 2022 11:57 PM (SH2Zi)

The Original!

Posted by: Noah at March 13, 2022 12:01 AM (7bRMQ)

500 489 It gets tiring after a while.

Posted by: Noah at March 12, 2022 11:56 PM (7bRMQ)

Noob.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

Heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:01 AM (U2p+3)

501 I'm coming to this late.
But.
I don't mean to brag. But actually yes I do.
My margaritas have been enjoyed, and copied on four continents.
AND, there is a bar on old town Prague, called O'Shays, where if you ask for the Diogenes Special margarita, you will move to a whole different level of happiness.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 12:01 AM (axyOa)

502 Israel said take the deal, Zelensky. He said no.

Either he things Brandon and the Euros will enter the war on his side or he's looking at $$$ as the "Ukrainian leader in exile"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2022 12:01 AM (ESjRY)

503
I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, well, you're an idiot.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 13, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)

504 503
I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, well, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Some Rat at March

Piss off, dirtbag

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)

505 224 OH oh... it was 2 years to flatten the curve. I must have misheard them originally.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Two weeks to flatten the curve.

And then the murders began.
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We should have gotten the fartclams out earlier.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (qfLjt)

506 Young the Giant - My Body

https://youtu.be/qQYpF2pCkLI

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (SH2Zi)

507 Because it never really goes away.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:00 AM (U2p+3)


Even if you "beat" it once, you always know in your mind it is still there just waiting...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (hOUT3)

508 And the treatment is horrid and painful and demoralizing.
___

If I am ever diagnosed with cancer, there will be no radiation therapy, and no chemo.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (Ls+Jx)

509 Even if you "beat" it once, you always know in your mind it is still there just waiting...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (hOUT3)

Oh thank goodness!!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 13, 2022 12:04 AM (7bRMQ)

510 Yeah, well, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 13, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)


SR, I seriously misjudged you.
Fuck Off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:04 AM (hOUT3)

511 If I am ever diagnosed with cancer, there will be no radiation therapy, and no chemo.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (Ls+Jx)

That's what I said after watching my mom. Then I got it. And my boys were teenagers.

So. I did what I was told.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)

512 That's what I said after watching my mom. Then I got it. And my boys were teenagers.

So. I did what I was told.
Posted by: nurse ratched
___

My kids are grown.

And they know my wishes.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:06 AM (Ls+Jx)

513 If I am ever diagnosed with cancer, there will be no radiation therapy, and no chemo.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (Ls+Jx)

Respect. I am thankful that my littles got another two years with their Grandma, and I believe she was thankful for them as well. In the end, she chose when she was ready, and we were able to be there for her.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:06 AM (SH2Zi)

514 Rat!


You bastard! You better make it this time! You owe me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:06 AM (U2p+3)

515
I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, well, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Some Rat at March

Piss off, dirtbag
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 13, 2022 12:06 AM (TdMsT)

516 I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yeah, well, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Some Rat at March

Piss off, dirtbag
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)
***

Let's set this aside and get serious.
Nurse, these woodpeckers are driving me nuts!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (axyOa)

517 SR, I seriously misjudged you.
Fuck Off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:04 AM (hOUT3)

You might be witnessing playful banter.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (SH2Zi)

518 If I am ever diagnosed with cancer, there will be no radiation therapy, and no chemo.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM (Ls+Jx)


Pretty much all chemo is hell on earth.
Radiation is highly dependent on many variables, but in some circumstances well worth considering!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)

519 SMH - So sorry to hear about your friend's passing. So much pain in the world. Ugh.

Nurse R - love walking in the rain as long as it is not too cold.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (G3XPP)

520 244 Bartenders are smaaaahhht.
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Like AOC ?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

521 Let's set this aside and get serious.
Nurse, these woodpeckers are driving me nuts!
Posted by: Diogenes


Lawn chairs, Diogenes special margaritas and pellet guns.

Done.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:08 AM (U2p+3)

522
Some German feminists are mad that all rocket are phallic shaped. So, they've created the Pussy Rocket:

https://tinyurl.com/y9jgobof

I sort of suspect this may be a joke, poking fun at woke feminist bullshit, but I'm not sure. It's getting impossible to parody them, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)

523 You might be witnessing playful banter.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (SH2Zi)


I sincerely hope I over-reacted, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (hOUT3)

524 Like AOC ?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

Are we sure she was a real bartender, and not just a glorified server?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)

525 Hrothgar - i believe you are witnessing some friendly Moron banter.

Posted by: SnailRacer at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (G3XPP)

526 If I am ever diagnosed with cancer, there will be no radiation therapy, and no chemo.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:03 AM

I had a good friend who's father made that choice. He was a strong Christian, and he told all of us that he did not want to die, but he did not fear death either, and when his time was up, it was up and he could accept it. The one thing he would not do is to accept the terrible things he'd seen done to others in the name of trying to fight it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 12:10 AM (evAgx)

527 Lawn chairs, Diogenes special margaritas and pellet guns.

Done.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:08 AM (U2p+3)


Ooooooo!!!
I take back everything CBD ever said about you.
Good plan.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2022 12:10 AM (axyOa)

528 You might be witnessing playful banter.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (SH2Zi)


Playful banter on a Saturday ONT?
Come on man...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:10 AM (hOUT3)

529 I sort of suspect this may be a joke, poking fun at woke feminist bullshit, but I'm not sure. It's getting impossible to parody them, now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)

Depends on if the cost is published. $20, same as in town will be a clew.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 12:10 AM (7bRMQ)

530 Hrothgar,
All good.

I love you, sweet man.

Rat does owe me a nice dinner in the waterfront though.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:11 AM (U2p+3)

531 Radiation is highly dependent on many variables, but in some circumstances well worth considering!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:07 AM (hOUT3)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: DC at March 13, 2022 12:11 AM (7bRMQ)

532 116 And Keebler makes (or made, haven't checked in a while) a version of the Samoas, so you don't have to get your fix from the Girl Scouts.

They also make a version of the Thin Mints called, IIRC, Grasshoppers. Cheaper, available year 'round, and your $ doesn't go to support militant lesbian feminists. At least not as directly.
*****
Safeway has straight-up knock offs of each GS cookie in their house brand. The GS are outside the store all week, but I walk on by.

Posted by: sassy at March 13, 2022 12:11 AM (xSICi)

533 Some German feminists are mad that all rocket are phallic shaped. So, they've created the Pussy Rocket:

https://tinyurl.com/y9jgobof

I sort of suspect this may be a joke, poking fun at woke feminist bullshit, but I'm not sure. It's getting impossible to parody them, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (Mzdiz)

The original pussy rocket was called Star Trek: Voyager

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 12:11 AM (evAgx)

534 SMH- praying for Robin, Tom and you.

Posted by: sassy at March 13, 2022 12:12 AM (xSICi)

535 The Chemical Brothers - Sometimes I Feel So Deserted

https://youtu.be/saZVNLMMmmo

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:12 AM (SH2Zi)

536 525 Hrothgar - i believe you are witnessing some friendly Moron banter.
Posted by: SnailRacer at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (G3XPP)


So two corrections. Thanks to both of ye

SR: I think I did not understand the back stories, mea culpa!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:12 AM (hOUT3)

537 Respect. I am thankful that my littles got another two years with their Grandma, and I believe she was thankful for them as well. In the end, she chose when she was ready, and we were able to be there for her.
Posted by: flounder
___

She was a brave and wonderful woman, it seems.

Just like my Gammy.
And one who I want to emulate.

I love my grown daughters, and my granddaughters, and most of all, my husband.
But I have grown weary of this world.
I'm here for as long as the Good Lord wants me to be.
I'm also not crazy enough to put my faith into the VA, or any govt entity.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:13 AM (Ls+Jx)

538 Don't the GS only make something crazy, like $ .05 a box?? Such a scam all around.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2022 12:14 AM (UUBmN)

539 The Supermen Lovers - Starlight

https://youtu.be/h61QG4s0I3U

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:14 AM (SH2Zi)

540 276 After the election steal, word went out that any lawyers willing to work for Trump would no longer have career. And it worked since nobody signed on.

I suspect the same is with suing Moderna or Pfizer. Any lawyer doing it can kiss any future career opportunity goodbye. And lets be real no judge will ever allow a case like that to happen, if he knows whats hood for him.
----
So we need death squads?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

541 Personal attacks, even if meant tongue in cheek, are fair game for counter attacks. It's only fair.*

*But keep in mind, flamewars rarely result in a "winner".

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 13, 2022 12:15 AM (F0YaR)

542 The original pussy rocket was called Star Trek: Voyager

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 12:11 AM (evAgx)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Ensign Kim at March 13, 2022 12:15 AM (7bRMQ)

543 Posted by: GnuBreed

Da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:16 AM (hOUT3)

544 @ 537

You'll be around for a long while, good lady.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2022 12:18 AM (KATBx)

545 Are we sure she was a real bartender, and not just a glorified server?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 12:09 AM (7bRMQ)

Either way she likely only had the job because she was blowing the owner.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 12:18 AM (ra05g)

546 I suspect the same is with suing Moderna or Pfizer. Any lawyer doing it can kiss any future career opportunity goodbye. And lets be real no judge will ever allow a case like that to happen, if he knows whats hood for him.
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So we need death squads?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

I just got a $33 and change check for an ATT Mobile class action settlement. I had ATT Mobile two decades ago (when I was 9). Any class action or otherwise likely would not see resolution before the impending fall of the Republic.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:18 AM (SH2Zi)

547 You'll be around for a long while, good lady.
Posted by: irongrampa
___

You're sweet, but I hope to God I'm not.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:19 AM (Ls+Jx)

548 @ 537

You'll be around for a long while, good lady.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2022 12:18 AM (KATBx)

That's an order, missy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:19 AM (SH2Zi)

549 Met a guy at a car club BBQ earlier tonight, a Polish guy, told me the story of his family, his mom's family, and the Russian occupation of the eastern half of Poland in 1940.

The Russians rounded up anybody above the social level of serf labor, jammed them all into prison camps, and ran out of space, then deported the 100,000 or so of overflow to points east and north, into the gulag regions of Siberia.

His mom's dad was a teacher, she was 11 when the family got put on trains and dumped in the frozen wastes. After 7 years of near starvation, she escaped and bribed her way back west, then got money and traveled back east with liquor and cash to bribe and buy the survivors freedom, those being her mom and little brother. All had been forced to learn Russian, and were schooled with Soviet propaganda.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 13, 2022 12:20 AM (KiBMU)

550 But I have grown weary of this world.
I'm here for as long as the Good Lord wants me to be.
I'm also not crazy enough to put my faith into the VA, or any govt entity.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:13 AM (Ls+Jx)

when you say "weary" you reminded me of something I've sung, quite old, which is not well known here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPJBFYuUWvY

I'm weary with my former toil -
Here I will sit and rest awhile,
Under the shadow I will be,
Of Jesus Christ the Appletree.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 12:20 AM (evAgx)

551 Any class action or otherwise likely would not see resolution before the impending fall of the Republic.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:18 AM (SH2Zi)


The "justice" system has not been configured to do what you think it does!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:21 AM (hOUT3)

552 The "justice" system has not been configured to do what you think it does!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:21 AM (hOUT3)

Preaching to the choir.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:22 AM (SH2Zi)

553 If I don't receive any more RSVPs by March 30th.........I have to cancel. My pocketbook can't take that big of a hit
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 12, 2022 11:33 PM (/UQ/R)

Well, I would like to come, but it just can't happen. Would mean me overstaying my time here in the USA. Can't risk that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:22 AM (P3gRi)

554 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2022 12:20 AM (evAgx)

beautiful
thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at March 13, 2022 12:23 AM (hOUT3)

555
Well, I would like to come, but it just can't happen. Would mean me overstaying my time here in the USA. Can't risk that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:22 AM (P3gRi)

Just pretend you only speak Spanish. They'll let you stay forever.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 12:25 AM (ra05g)

556 Well, I would like to come, but it just can't happen. Would mean me overstaying my time here in the USA. Can't risk that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:22 AM (P3gRi)

No problemo, esse! You from Nueva Alberta, vato. Check starts rollin' in.

Posted by: Act of Love at March 13, 2022 12:25 AM (7bRMQ)

557 346 329 >>Stand back, shit's about to get real...

Posted by: browndog

Let's get into character...
Posted by: DB at March 12, 2022 11:01 PM (geLO

I am not playing "flock of seagulls guy", and definitely not Marvin.
----
So you're not going to run so far away?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)

558
That's what we SHOULD do - but Biden doesn't dare do it, because gasoline goes to $10 a gallon here in the States the day after he hits it. The refinery is named Abadan, and it is probably the most critical refining complex in the world, for a variety of reasons. Someone will blow it sooner or later (Saudi's? Israelis?) and when they do, the next Great Depression is starting for real.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Just buy an electric car.

Posted by: Jenn Pssaki at March 13, 2022 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

559 Just buy an electric car.

I haven't had slot cars in years. Or were you talking about those rolling environmental disasters that are dependent on China to exist?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 12:31 AM (SchxB)

560
I see that Big Diabetes continues to exert its baleful influence on public discourse about sugar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2022 12:32 AM (pNxlR)

561 Stop being a lazyass. Fly a kite in storms and capture mother nature's bounty.

Posted by: Jen Psaki of the Future, Probably at March 13, 2022 12:32 AM (KFhLj)

562 Dear MORONS. To those of you who defended Ms. Nurse.
God Bless you!
Now fuck off, this is between me and that short round little shit who could shoot my eyes out!, yes, that little mother of a UNITED STATES MARINE! is my good friend, I'm going to take her and LCD, Diogensese and anyone else who comes to dinner!....so there, mr. poopie pants!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 13, 2022 12:33 AM (r1z5A)

563 Irongrampa---

Saw in previous thread that you're tying flies?

PBS had a series called: Fly Tying, The Anglers' Art which showcased 2 or 3 patterns per episode. They listed the needed supplies and showed tying of each one, step by step. Awesome show!

Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2022 12:33 AM (dpnJh)

564 I'm also not crazy enough to put my faith into the VA, or any govt entity.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 12:13 AM (Ls+Jx)
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I pray for and your health but if I could I would light you up.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 12:34 AM (UJBzp)

565 387 Where?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:19 PM (qfLjt)

Oxford?

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That's in Oxfordshire or something. Right?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:34 AM (qfLjt)

566 I'm going to take her and LCD, Diogensese and anyone else who comes to dinner!....so there, mr. poopie pants

Of sure, you talk tough now. When she orders dessert you're gonna cry like a little girl.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 13, 2022 12:36 AM (SchxB)

567 PBS had a series called: Fly Tying, The Anglers' Art which showcased 2 or 3 patterns per episode. They listed the needed supplies and showed tying of each one, step by step. Awesome show!
Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2022 12:33 AM (dpnJh)

Wouldn't tiny manacles be easier than tying them up?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:37 AM (P3gRi)

568 That's in Oxfordshire or something. Right?

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:34 AM (qfLjt)

Correct! It's right next to Oxnard.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 12:38 AM (7bRMQ)

569 Stop being a lazyass. Fly a kite in storms and capture mother nature's bounty.

Posted by: Jen Psaki of the Future, Probably at March 13, 2022 12:32 AM (KFhLj)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 13, 2022 12:38 AM (SH2Zi)

570 Lol, AOP

Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2022 12:39 AM (dpnJh)

571 Well, got to go but leave this little tid bit.

Irakli Okruashvili, former defense minister of Georgia, joined a Ukrainian foreign-fighter regiment. He and a group of countrymen made contact with Russian troops north of Kyiv.

With a .50-caliber Barrett M99 single-shot anti-armor precision rifle the Georgian unit disabled two Russian armed vehicles before falling under a sustained reply from 152-millimeter howitzer cannons.

Later, Ukrainian planes bombed the Russian artillery positions, silencing them.
_ WSJ
https://is.gd/0ahaDC

Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2022 12:39 AM (UJBzp)

572 The right is also in favor of a free and democratic Ukraine, a free and democratic Iran, a free and democratic Cuba, a free and democratic North Korea, etc...But idiots on the Left are too stupid to understand this.
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Leave the free but take out the democratic. That's a direct path to totalitarianism and never democratic, plus tough if you are a minority.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:40 AM (qfLjt)

573

I'm weary with my former toil -
Here I will sit and rest awhile,
Under the shadow I will be,
Ol' ChemJeff at Applebee's.

Posted by: B.F. Trike at March 13, 2022 12:41 AM (63Dwl)

574 That top 20 list is nothing more than a claim of single sales and ranking them that way. Which is questionable to begin with because it is heavily weighted to a time when the majority of recorded music sales were singles. By the late 60s albums were primarily bought. Plus it's very hard to calculate sales today due to the multitude of ways to acquire songs. Musical taste is subjective anyway so there is no way to do a list of the "best" anything in music in general, especially ranked by number.

Posted by: azjaeger at March 13, 2022 12:43 AM (3/XaG)

575 423 The one about Hitler's single testicle?
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

Trudeau
Has only got one ball
Klaus Schwab
Has two but very small
Biden's
Have gone in hidin'
And Boris Johnson has got none at all
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good job!

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:44 AM (qfLjt)

576 Leave the free but take out the democratic. That's a direct path to totalitarianism and never democratic, plus tough if you are a minority.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12:40 AM (qfLjt)

Yep. "Peoples' Democratic Republics" are not free, not democratic, and the people get fucked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:44 AM (P3gRi)

577 Don't sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me
https://youtu.be/VbDamfUdCUE

Posted by: The D-Day Darlings at March 13, 2022 12:45 AM (4I/2K)

578 I've been reading all this chatter about oatmeal raisin cookies and (up through comment # 225) no one has mentioned that oatmeal raisin cookies must have icing. Water, confectioner's sugar, a drop or two of vanilla. No icing and oatmeal raisin cookies suck. Oatmeal raisin cookies without icing is like a bacon and egg sandwich without the bacon. Heresy.

Posted by: RickZ at March 13, 2022 12:53 AM (ldL4g)

579 Chiantishire is what the Italians called Chianti when too many Brits moved in. Too many wanted "A Room With a View"

Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2022 12:54 AM (9zK/o)

580 571 Well, got to go but leave this little tid bit.

Irakli Okruashvili, former defense minister of Georgia, joined a Ukrainian foreign-fighter regiment. He and a group of countrymen made contact with Russian troops north of Kyiv.

With a .50-caliber Barrett M99 single-shot anti-armor precision rifle the Georgian unit disabled two Russian armed vehicles before falling under a sustained reply from 152-millimeter howitzer cannons.
Later, Ukrainian planes bombed the Russian artillery positions, silencing them.
_ WSJ
https://is.gd/0ahaDC
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 202

I have no reason to believe any of that is true.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 12:54 AM (ra05g)

581 Once upon a long time ago I tied flies for Dick's Sporting Goods in Binghamton for a short period.

They were ok to deal with, the State of New York wasn't, even back then.

The flies I did sold for $1.25 to $1.50 and cost me 3 or 4 cents to make. I netted 50 cents a fly, IIRC.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2022 12:54 AM (KATBx)

582 I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I'm only happy when it rains.

Posted by: Shirley Manson at March 13, 2022 12:55 AM (+8HLO)

583 "Short and round?"

You're dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2022 12:55 AM (U2p+3)

584 Go low carb or at least eschew sugar. Then you will realize raisins are sugar bombs. They are the sweetest thing ever if you are low carb. But if this is a vote, oatmeal raisin cookies rock, if made well

Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2022 12:57 AM (9zK/o)

585 Leave the free but take out the democratic. That's a direct path to totalitarianism and never democratic, plus tough if you are a minority.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 12

Eh. You can ultimately twist anything to that. I view it as meaning the people are free and actually get a real say in their leaders.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 12:58 AM (ra05g)

586 I would submit that certain songs ( or tunes) are so emblematic of their era that they belong in the Ten Best by virtue of the fact of their staying power. When it comes to the 1920's, everyone has heard the Muskrat Ramble, even if they don't know it by name:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syzu3OksJNk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:58 AM (P3gRi)

587 I used to think raisins sucked and were a waste of time. But we ate so much sugar back then it was hard to differentiate.

Posted by: Quint at March 13, 2022 01:00 AM (9zK/o)

588 Now fuck off, this is between me and that short round little shit who could shoot my eyes out!, yes, that little mother of a UNITED STATES MARINE! is my good friend, I'm going to take her and LCD, Diogensese and anyone else who comes to dinner!....so there, mr. poopie pants!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 13, 2022 12:33 AM (r1z5A)

Nurse R isn't short and round. She is nicely lumpy, in all the right places.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 01:02 AM (P3gRi)

589 Nurse is a beautiful woman. Not lumpy.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:02 AM (Ls+Jx)

590 "Short and round?"

You're dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You little snot, ha!
Gosh, I do get a kick outa you!
Thomas

Posted by: Some Rat at March 13, 2022 01:03 AM (r1z5A)

591 Damn, my eyes hurt.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:03 AM (Ls+Jx)

592 Farmer
ONT has a landing strip? Hmmmmm.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 12, 2022 10:10

Well Salty I certainly hope so. Where else are we going to land the cocaine in AR, damn I forget the name o that small airport. You know, the same same one Billy and his cohorts ran the drugs out of. Oh, heck, go ask Roger, he might remember.

Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 01:03 AM (55Qr6)

593 Hello Everyone.....

(hic......)

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at March 13, 2022 01:07 AM (7SwmH)

594 They'll pee on you if you stand behind them, and it's quite a stinky flow.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 12, 2022 11:05 PM (qfLjt)

Camels, IIRC, can recycle their urine back through their kidneys to recover the water. By the time they're ready to void, their urine has probably been reprocessed and re-concentrated several time.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 13, 2022 01:07 AM (qyH+l)

595 *raises hand* I'm the short, round one...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 13, 2022 01:11 AM (UUBmN)

596 Hey lin-duh. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:14 AM (Ls+Jx)

597

Muskrat Ramble > Muskrat Love

Posted by: Zettai at March 13, 2022 01:14 AM (eaYRW)

598 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 01:15 AM (P3gRi)

599 454 $5.99 per gallon at Chevron locally.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 12, 2022 11:42 PM (jTmQV)

That's what it is here in Orange County. Every single Chevron has the same price...like they're all the same company or sumptin......

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at March 13, 2022 01:23 AM (7SwmH)

600 106 Any top songs of all time list has to include the Bridge Over The River Kwai. How's that for an earworm?
----
BTW I think it's called Colonel Boogie's March or similar.

Posted by: Ciampino at March 13, 2022 01:24 AM (qfLjt)

601 Tis time. Snow removal tomorrow.

Be safe, stay warm and sleep well, good people.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 13, 2022 01:28 AM (KATBx)

602 One ONT a moron described an ette as short and round. And that's when the murders began.

Posted by: Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down at March 13, 2022 01:29 AM (KFhLj)

603 One ONT a moron described an ette as short and round. And that's when the murders began.
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:29 AM (Ls+Jx)

604 I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

For nurse ratched, who loves the rain: A bit of SRV "Couldn't Stand the Weather"
https://youtu.be/nO23B5C_Mcw

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 01:31 AM (4I/2K)

605 Niters, ig.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:36 AM (Ls+Jx)

606 Well, I would like to come, but it just can't happen. Would mean me overstaying my time here in the USA. Can't risk that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2022 12:22

Just pretend you only speak Spanish. They'll let you stay forever.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 12:2
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OMG, Buzzion, I think you almost gave me a hernia laughing at that. TY bud, I guess.

Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 01:38 AM (55Qr6)

607 Hey Farmer. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:41 AM (Ls+Jx)

608 I love the rain.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2022 11:52 PM (U2p+3)

For nurse ratched, who loves the rain: A bit of SRV "Couldn't Stand the Weather"

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 01:31 AM (4I/2K)
-----

For those 'rain' haters, The Commitments' version of a classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J89M1hJPfw

Posted by: RickZ at March 13, 2022 01:41 AM (ldL4g)

609 Hi fellow Illinoinsina? LOL

You guys are in such a good place there. Glad the family is all doing fine. But you are moving south and escaping IL?

Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 01:45 AM (55Qr6)

610 Saw a bumper sticker today that said:

"I have a Marine, don't make me use him."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at March 13, 2022 01:48 AM (eKvjl)

611 Hi fellow Illinoinsina? LOL

You guys are in such a good place there. Glad the family is all doing fine. But you are moving south and escaping IL?
Posted by: Farmer
___

We cannot afford to move now.
Only thing we can do is prep and help our children and granddaughters survive the best we can.

We have no credit card debt, no mortgage, no car payments, so we're able to help our kids out the best we can. We rent a house, but our landlord loves us...lol. He's even willing to sell us this home.

We're in grasshopper mode.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:50 AM (Ls+Jx)

612
-- a LOT of good information
gathered here. I'm on a Marathon
Reading session.
https://nitter.moomoo.me/FishEaters

Posted by: zigzag at March 13, 2022 01:51 AM (i0049)

613 Hey tcn.

Condolences for the passing of your furbaby.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:51 AM (Ls+Jx)

614 So when do I Spring sideways, or whatever that thing is?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 13, 2022 01:52 AM (jYQlA)

615
My "atomic watch" incorrectly handled the DST change, I realized. Long story, but the radio signal coming from Ft. Collins has two DST bits. On the day of the DST change, starting at 0:00 UTC, it flips on one bit that means "DST is coming on today". That change thus occurred at 7PM EST.

When a radio clock notices that, it should then make the change at 2AM local time. This watch did not, it just jumped immediately.

The other bit is turned on 24 hrs. later, and means DST came on the previous day. Thus DST bits of 11 means DST is on (everywhere).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 01:55 AM (Mzdiz)

616 publius. Whatever you do, don't get in your truck and drive 88 mph.

Thatisall.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 01:58 AM (QzJWU)

617 As far as escaping...there is no escape.

The coming shitstorm is gonna affect everybody, does not matter where they live. Red state, blue state, does not matter.

Only thing that matters is now. Canned goods, growing your own produce, community security is what matters.

Six months from now, it's gonna be really ugly...year from now, we're gonna look back at this time as the good 'ol days.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:59 AM (Ls+Jx)

618 Hey Jim. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:59 AM (Ls+Jx)

619 Time warp!

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 02:00 AM (ra05g)

620 Booo. Must be manual. Or we'll be back to being an hour behind again.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 02:01 AM (ra05g)

621 We're in grasshopper mode.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 01:50

That's cool. It could be worse. I always try to look on the bright side. Hey someone else is worse off than we are.

Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 02:03 AM (55Qr6)

622 Hey Buzzion. : )

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:03 AM (Ls+Jx)

623 Hi SMH.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 13, 2022 02:04 AM (ra05g)

624 SMH!

I'm putting in wire racks in the guest bedroom. Canned goods by the whole flat to go on those. Just two of us here, so ordinary consumer sized cans, not the #10 commercial bulk cans. Just picked up 20 bags of 1 lb. brown rice bags.

Need to find a bargain on an upright freezer, too. 2nd gunsafe is purchased, pending delivery.

Oh, and though I prefer to buy bourbon in the 1.75l bottle, I'll also buy a few cases of pints. Because, barter. If I do build raised garden beds though, I'll barter sharecropping to green thumb neighbors. So long as I get a few Mason jars of canned goodness, we'll call it even.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 02:05 AM (QzJWU)

625
My flux capacitor is on the fritz.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)

626 That's cool. It could be worse. I always try to look on the bright side. Hey someone else is worse off than we are.
Posted by: Farmer
___

True.

But when your own govt is trying to kill you off, you have to be pragmatic and do what you gotta do to care for you and yours.
Unfortunately, MoMees and other frivolous stuff goes by the wayside.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:06 AM (Ls+Jx)

627 ..My flux capacitor is on the fritz. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)

Friends don't let Friends buy Seimenns (junk) or Krupps (built Auschwitz crematoria ovens & many nazi weapons systems).


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 02:09 AM (QzJWU)

628 I'm putting in wire racks in the guest bedroom. Canned goods by the whole flat to go on those. Just two of us here, so ordinary consumer sized cans, not the #10 commercial bulk cans. Just picked up 20 bags of 1 lb. brown rice bags.
___

Good.
I've bought a bunch of wire shelves to go down in the basement, not to mention another freezer.

Been on a dehydrator kick; fruits, veggies, meats, etc.
I love my food sealer.

You can even dehydrate bagged frozen veggies and grind them into powder.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:10 AM (Ls+Jx)

629 Who's watching the skies? Top. Men.

An asteroid was discovered just 2 hours before it hit the Earth. - Jerusalem Post.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2022 02:11 AM (4I/2K)

630 Jim,

Get this:

https://tinyurl.com/23zyrr6e

As far as dehydrators go, this is top of the line, as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:13 AM (Ls+Jx)

631 And I missed the news about you losing, Robin. So sorry to hear of your loss.

Posted by: Farmer at March 13, 2022 02:13 AM (55Qr6)

632 SMOD is such a tease.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:13 AM (Ls+Jx)

633 And I missed the news about you losing, Robin. So sorry to hear of your loss.
Posted by: Farmer
___

It was a shock.

Thought she was over the hump when I saw her two days ago.
She wanted me to make her teriyaki beef jerky.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:15 AM (Ls+Jx)

634 SMH. My talisman for cancer loss, will always be my Admin Assistant from 1998/99. Cheryl Johnson.

RIP, age 27, breast cancer. Her fiancee felt the lump, she went to the Dr., and ten months later, she was gone. Her family honored me by inviting me to be one of her pallbearers.

So, when I commiserate with you as to the loss of your dear Robin, it's for real. The loss, is REAL. (hugs)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 02:28 AM (QzJWU)

635 Thank you, Jim.
You have no idea how much your words mean to me.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:34 AM (Ls+Jx)

636 Lol, crazy shooter neighbor has a FLWright home.
Probably falling apart and leaks like a sieve.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2022 02:42 AM (EesIS)

637
My father is 94, as I've mentioned, still going. Mind is not hitting on all 8 and he's sort of feeble, but he's still going.

I remember how it hit me in the gut when his buddies, those of his generation around here started dying. They're gone, things just won't be the same. They were fixtures in my life, they all taught me many things and well over the years, and then they started going. That was a hit in the gut and quite a ponderous thing for a while.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)

638 SMH. Coming on to a year ago April, was the first chance I'd had to visit my Mother's grave (Whittier, CA) for far too many years.

I owe a visit to Cheryl's final resting place in San Antonio, TX, too.

But if you Horde wanna come visit me after I'm gone, you'll have to check out the mulch pile. Bullshit to Bullshit, Mulches to Mulch. It's in the Book of Fertilizers, Chapter I.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 02:47 AM (QzJWU)

639 Grief and the Christian

https://www.ligonier.org/learn/articles/grief-and-christian

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:49 AM (Ls+Jx)

640
Speaking of Pfizer and lawyers, I've been reading about some lawyers going over all the documents that have been released so far.

Now, Pharma has immunity from vaccines, and even more immunity under this "emergency" than under regular order.

But fraud and willful misconduct as legally defined will indeed pierce that immunity. It's a very high bar, sort of like "actual malice" for libel against a public figure.

So what a normal person would consider fraud and misconduct ain't what the law considers it. Another problem is the FDA committed all the fraud and misconduct in partnership with Pharma. And that makes it harder, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at March 13, 2022 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

641 First Thessalonians 4:13 says, "But we do not want you to be uninformed, brothers, about those who are asleep, that you may not grieve as others do who have no hope."
Notice that the text does not say that we shouldn't grieve, just that we should grieve differently than those who have no hope.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 02:50 AM (Ls+Jx)

642 publius. Likewise. My Dad outlived many of his friends.

Step Mom outlived ALL of hers. Made her lonely, it did.

My natural Mom went at age 54, and I was 19. Emergency Leave from the USAF, and I got there barely in time for one last squeeze of the hand.

I'm beginning to see the wisdom of having "Hold My Beer And Watch This!" as one's final words on the tombstone.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 13, 2022 02:51 AM (QzJWU)

643 Satisfaction, Elvis

https://youtu.be/WWVMXLSS1cA

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2022 02:52 AM (ybIRR)

644 My automatic time changing alarm clock did its duty at 1:59a and made the switch to 3a.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 13, 2022 03:06 AM (ju2Fy)

645 Oh, and First post in CDST.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 13, 2022 03:14 AM (ju2Fy)

646 The AoSHq time machine is still off.
Howling winds here

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2022 03:15 AM (2JoB8)

647 "Grief is like a long valley, a winding valley where any bend may reveal a totally new landscape."

- C. S. Lewis, 'A Grief Observed'.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 13, 2022 03:16 AM (Ls+Jx)

648 Today's American Thinker articles are up

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2022 03:22 AM (2JoB8)

649 Thought about making a Dutch Baby, haven't made one in awhile.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2022 03:31 AM (2JoB8)

650 So it's central time for comments?

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 13, 2022 03:36 AM (Z/jzm)

651 Last time it took awhile for the clock to get fixed, never seems a priority.
I should try and get my hour of sleep back

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2022 03:43 AM (2JoB8)

652 Thought about making a Dutch Baby, haven't made one in awhile.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2022 03:31 AM (2JoB

At least you'll know it's going to be taller than the European average.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 13, 2022 03:45 AM (7bRMQ)

653 Me too, but stiff neck and shoulders are preventing that.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at March 13, 2022 03:45 AM (Z/jzm)

654 Pixy is nood

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2022 03:54 AM (2JoB8)

655 Most of those Top 20 songs are shite.
A half dozen I don't even know.
They even had one of the worst Beatle songs on their list.
I know, it's by sales, but still...

Posted by: jbspry at March 13, 2022 08:04 AM (3DI/c)

656 For those who are worried about chemo, no it's not fun. My husband has Stage IV and is on Folfiri and Cetuximab. We also do off label meds through an integrative oncologist. The side effects are there, but while certainly annoying, are bearable. Without chemo, my husband would almost certainly be gone. Instead we are planting a garden, taking to rockhounding trips up the coast, and enjoying our time with family. It has also given us time to look up alternative treatments/clinical trials. Everyone has to make their own choices, naturally, but I am treasuring every extra minute that we are given.

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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat