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The "Folksy" Joe Biden

"Folksy" is a euphemism the leftwing propaganda organs deploy when they want to put a positive spin on a leftwing politician's racial bias or even actual racism.

Example: Joe Biden has a history of folksy references to African-Americans and Indians, which endears him to blue collar Americans. (Supposedly, in the media's telling.)

This is what the media thinks of blue collar people. This is what they think the working class really responds to.

This is "folksiness," they reckon.

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

2 Was forcefully fingering his intern part of his folksy charm?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

3 They meant "dopey".

Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2022 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

4 He's gonna put us all in chains.

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:14 PM (VJsqe)

5 Joey Braindeath looks like he plays with his balls.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

6 but Biden didn't say these things on twitter, so it doesn't count.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (Ynyl9)

7 He's everything they claimed Trump was. Literally. And maybe worse even thpugh Trump was Orange Hitler.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (xLzgF)

8 Biden is an illiterate, racist, piece of garbage, but he gets a pass because he's in the right party.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (XSRBF)

9 Why can't I be called folksy?

Posted by: David Duke at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (zcPgo)

10 7 He's everything they claimed Trump was. Literally. And maybe worse even thpugh Trump was Orange Hitler.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (xLzgF)

OUT: Orange Hitler

IN: Orange Shitler

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 09, 2022 12:16 PM (wtvvX)

11 It's because they're black, isn't it?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 12:16 PM (z5Vrg)

12 >>>Why can't I be called folksy?
Posted by: David Duke


You're more "volksy."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:16 PM (XSRBF)

13 Those cocksuckers mean folksy to be like that fat wheezing perv Garrison Keillor.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 09, 2022 12:16 PM (y7DUB)

14 8 Biden is an illiterate, racist, piece of garbage, but he gets a pass because he's in the right party.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (XSRBF)

Yes, he does. Like Hillz and her "accents"

Posted by: CN...FJB at March 09, 2022 12:16 PM (ONvIw)

15 It's "folksy" when Slow Joe says it.

It's irredeemably raaaaaacist and grounds for firing and being socially canceled and having your bank accounts seized if any of us say it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (k4dH2)

16
Why can't I be called folksy?

Posted by: David Duke at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM


Preach it, brother

Posted by: David Allen Coe at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (DUIap)

17 But I like volks, too, just like Sleepy Joe. I just like some volks more than other volks, though.

Posted by: David Duke at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (zcPgo)

18 >>>Yes, he does. Like Hillz and her "accents"
Posted by: CN...FJB

Exactly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (XSRBF)

19 You can't make this sh!t up

Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (DJFLF)

20 "Fuckface" is the word that comes to my mind with Biden.
I guess that sounds a little like "folksy".

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (YohY1)

21 Joe reminds me of my Granny we finally got her to say Negro. She pronounced it Nigra.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (yrol0)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (IXZGh)

23 So our Under Secretary of State admitted yesterday that "Uke" has biological weapons research facilities. Where are they? Who built them? Who is connected to them? Who does research there? Seems like something every American taxpayer should kinda fucking know.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (xLzgF)

24 5 Joey Braindeath looks like he plays with his balls.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 09, 2022 12:15 PM (wtvvX)

Hey...

Is that wrong?

#askingforafriend

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (BgMrQ)

25 He's folksy and a dessert topping.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (JzJvm)

26 Even the Simpsons couldn't foresee this mess of a human creature masquerading as pResident

Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (DJFLF)

27 Imagine if DJT had said that...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (jTmQV)

28 >>>Why can't I be called folksy?
Posted by: David Duke


You're more "volksy."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:16 PM (XSRBF)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (SH2Zi)

29 Fuck Joe Biden. And fuck everyone that voted for him and actually thinks he's doing a good job.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (IXZGh)

30 They cancelled Apu for less.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (KbCG3)

31 6 but Biden didn't say these things on twitter, so it doesn't count.
______________

Yeah, it's a lot less offensive to say the raaaaaacist insult to the person's face, as opposed to typing it on twatter!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (k4dH2)

32 Do folksy people lie?
Because 'ol Joe lies every time he reads the teleprompter.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (axyOa)

33 What kind of ball was he talking about?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (63Dwl)

34 Worst part is the Ron Klains and Jen Psakis make you think the junta is just as bad as Biden, even though they lack the dementia excuse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (eQVV8)

35 Racists Against Racism, Unite!

Posted by: Satans Retards at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (UNMbE)

36 25 He's folksy and a dessert topping.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (JzJvm)


comes with a built-in GPS system!

That frequently glitches too!!@!

Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (DJFLF)

37 Obama was always referencing, "The Folks."

Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (ApVam)

38 21 Joe reminds me of my Granny we finally got her to say Negro. She pronounced it Nigra.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 12:17 PM (yrol0)

Like "The Falls"...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (BgMrQ)

39 Is that like a folk dance?

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM (bVYXr)

40 Joe Biden is a retarded bastard with terrible impulse control and a disturbing tendency to get close to children. He isn't as evil as Michael Bloomberg, Jeffrey Epstein, George Soros or the rest of their perverted Christian-hating cabal, but that is strictly down to diminished mental capacity.

Posted by: trev006 at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (Eqkqm)

41 This is what the media thinks of blue collar people. This is what they think the working class really responds to.

This is "folksiness," they reckon.

========

I don't think that's true.

I think they have lemons and they're trying to make lemonade. Biden's not giving them anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

42 If Biden is 'folksy', what does that make Kamala?

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (VJsqe)

43 It's a big party, and you ain't in it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (a3Q+t)

44 If Trump said it we'd have weeks of msm stories demanding every Gope official condemn it.

Down to the municipal level.

Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (d20FS)

45 Real Folks Blues

Joey did that

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (71+NS)

46 The mayor of Moscow will play ball with you even though Putin will really bomb you.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (eQVV8)

47 >>>Fuck Joe Biden. And fuck everyone that voted for him and actually thinks he's doing a good job.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe!

This. So much this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (XSRBF)

48 Stinkfinger is also a folksy name for Joe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (XvPQV)

49 Good thing they passed the anti-lynching bill.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (63Dwl)

50 So, not seeing the images or watching the video, I'm guessing 2 are black and one is middle eastern.


In Joe's racist world, all blacks play basketball and all mid easterners will bomb you.

FUCK you, 81 million. FUCK. YOU.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (IXZGh)

51 Folksy can't run the country. I want competence and toughness.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2022 12:21 PM (NpAcC)

52 Listen folksssss. You knew what you were getting when 57 billion of you democratically, safely, and securely mailed in your ballots to elect Joe Biden. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Especially not those folkssss caught right there on camera taping over windows or pulling ballot boxes from under tables after the polling precinct was "closed for the day". Blaming them is right out.

Posted by: Baracka Obami at March 09, 2022 12:21 PM (kA3HQ)

53 If Biden is 'folksy', what does that make Kamala?
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (VJsqe)
=============
Sucky.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Diplomat and Artiste at March 09, 2022 12:21 PM (eQVV8)

54 Is there any context to FJB's rayciss blather in this case?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 12:21 PM (lCui1)

55 This is what the media thinks of blue collar people. This is what they think the working class really responds to.

This is "folksiness," they reckon.
***

Hey media...I got your folksy right here you lying commie bastards.

**grabs man place**


Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:21 PM (axyOa)

56 44 If Trump said it we'd have weeks of msm stories demanding every Gope official condemn it.

Down to the municipal level.
Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at March 09, 2022 12:20 PM (d20FS)

========

"Our leading story tonight, the Republican mayor of BumFuck, Kansas did not return our call about condemning President Trump's deeply racist remarks. Now, here are seven experts from across the world about why this proves the Jim Crow origins of the Republican Party."
-ABC Nightly News

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

57 The white guy is the bomber right?

Posted by: MJ at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (zwDuR)

58 "Where is the malignant little homunculus these days, the witless protection program?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState"



The regime issued a Don't Say Fauci executive order.

Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (MxEKc)

59 50 So, not seeing the images or watching the video, I'm guessing 2 are black and one is middle eastern.

It's Houston, so most likely Indian.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)

60 Archie Bunker was very folksy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (Ynyl9)

61 Bears repeating from last thread.

>>>I hate that the left can steal an election and then just turn the energy taps off

>>>it's an act of war against our people

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (SH2Zi)

62 Folksy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6rLKBcz0FU

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (yrol0)

63 I love how he thinks all blacks play sports.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (XSRBF)

64 Don't you know his son died?!!!

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (cUuEU)

65 **grabs man place**


Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:21 PM (axyOa)

-----
'Mark IV style, motherf*cker!'

-Sgt. Rex Power Colt

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (VJsqe)

66 >So our Under Secretary of State admitted yesterday that "Uke" has biological weapons research facilities. Where are they? Who built them? Who is connected to them? Who does research there? Seems like something every American taxpayer should kinda fucking know.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (xLzgF)

So we've got a worldwide network of puppy torture labs and bioweapons facilities, but we're still the Good Guys, right? Right?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (L9uv7)

67 He's gonna put us all in chains.
Posted by: 496

"after a little argument"

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (arJlL)

68 Obama was always referencing, "The Folks."
Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2022 12:19 PM


Ditto our RINO governor. It's like nails on a chalkboard.*


*millennials, your parents can explain that one

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (vqhPW)

69 What was the highest gas price with Gaylord?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (71+NS)

70 As Trump was President Al Czervich, Biden is Navin Johnson, but without the innocence or work ethic.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (SSxqF)

71
The white guy is the bomber right?
Posted by: MJ


Must be Irish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (63Dwl)

72 >> I love how he thinks all blacks play sports.

Only when they stop dancing and singing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)

73 WTF?!
I'm blue collar and I don't talk like that.

President Potato Head is a piece of racist garbage.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll have to choose btw gas & King Harv coffee Harv at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (79p/O)

74 Wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

75 Is there any context to FJB's rayciss blather in this case?
Posted by: vmom

Just Joe being Joe?

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (vd8XM)

76 George Jefferson would be a better President than Joey.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (71+NS)

77 And of course the thing is Trump would NEVER say something like this.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (6XF+3)

78 Donald Trump was racist because he said criminals were criminals.

Joe Biden is NOT racist when he calls all black people basketplayers or says you have to have an Indian accent to go into a 7-11 (and he didn't even get the joke right).

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 12:24 PM (ESjRY)

79 64 Don't you know his son died?!!!
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (cUuEU)

From burn pits. While sitting at a desk.

The A/C was set to outside air!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (yrol0)

80 Our leading story tonight, the Republican mayor of BumFuck, Kansas did not return our call about condemning President Trump's deeply racist remarks. Now, here are seven experts from across the world about why this proves the Jim Crow origins of the Republican Party.
-ABC Nightly News
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)



CBS producer hears this. Grabs phone. Get me eight...NO! Make it Nine experts! NOW! And some pictures of George Wallace. Yeah, I know no one knows who he was, so we make him new again!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (axyOa)

81 "The white guy is the bomber right?"

ha, yeah, that would be the Psaki Spin ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (Cus5s)

82 The funny part is that these fools will just grin and take it like a minstrel show, because they get to be moved up the ranks of the deep state. It wasn't so funny when it was little girls that their government parents were offering up to be a molestation appetizer for that Satanic fuck.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (L9uv7)

83 So we've got a worldwide network of puppy torture labs and bioweapons facilities, but we're still the Good Guys, right? Right?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (L9uv7)

So it would seem. I guess It's Complicated.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (6XF+3)

84 lol. that's my perkins coie congressman, Colin Allred who claims to have made it to NFL. if you consider the practice squad the NFL.

Posted by: x at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (uQFwj)

85
>> I love how he thinks all blacks play sports.

Only when they stop dancing and singing.
Posted by: JackStraw


He wanted them to sing Camptown Races.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2022 12:25 PM (63Dwl)

86 So biden and his national security team is refuting claims the Saudis do want to speak to biden. And get this, they are admitting he has not spoken to them or any other Middle East oil producers since, get this FEB 9th...A month ago. Which means the Saudi's told the US, don't bother calling. Lying scumbags

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (Irn0L)

87 I find all of the examples throughout history of people rising up and killing their oppressors very folksy.

The crowds. The cheering. The smell of tar. Or the crack of the guillotines. The tightening of ropes and necks snapping. Nothing folksier.

Posted by: Stateless at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (FsZ2q)

88 IS THAT REAL????????

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

89 66 >So our Under Secretary of State admitted yesterday that "Uke" has biological weapons research facilities. Where are they? Who built them? Who is connected to them? Who does research there? Seems like something every American taxpayer should kinda fucking know.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (xLzgF)

So we've got a worldwide network of puppy torture labs and bioweapons facilities, but we're still the Good Guys, right? Right?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM (L9uv7)

Why skulls though?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (z5Vrg)

90 >>He wanted them to sing Camptown Races.

Black guys, help the white guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (ZLI7S)

91 And of course that's why he cozied up to the biker's girl. Folksy. Trump? Rapist.

Posted by: Caliban at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (HgGBT)

92 Folksy, reducing professional black men to the athlete stereotype and an Arab-looking (?) man/ bald white guy to the terrorist stereotype.

Is he comparing the other guy to neo Nazis?

Who knows what is going on in his addled brain?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (rF64X)

93 Director of the Information and Press Department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, Maria Vladimirovna Zakharova: We have found your WMDs . . . in Ukraine.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (SH2Zi)

94 The fact that the media doesn't care tells you exactly how much they give a shit about "racism".

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (6XF+3)

95 ol. that's my perkins coie congressman, Colin Allred who claims to have made it to NFL. if you consider the practice squad the NFL.
Posted by: x

He got to shower with some of them.

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (vd8XM)

96 And no one will call out the media for allowing this, because Democrats

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (XSRBF)

97 Nothing like a full tank of gas for $60 to $100

Posted by: Yo! at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (WBeov)

98 So our Under Secretary of State admitted yesterday that "Uke" has biological weapons research facilities. Where are they? Who built them? Who is connected to them? Who does research there? Seems like something every American taxpayer should kinda fucking know.
----
With RT banned, who is going to tell them?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (xELde)

99 You can hear the squeal of the bearings going out as the smell of burning ozone wafts through the room.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (wAnMi)

100 Is this camera off?

Posted by: tuggin tubin at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (cSW7V)

101 You know what? I don't care that Biden is casually racist. I really don't.

I hate that he stole power and acts as a meat puppet for people taking away our liberty, our money, our guns and our cars as fast as they can.

Biden's an asshole? Yeah, well known, long known. He'll get a pass for it as 'that's just Joe'. Again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (XvPQV)

102 "And I, or course, look like I just shit my pants. Wait a minute...."

Posted by: Dementia Joe, innocent victim of Putin's Price Spike at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (kyWWM)

103 It's okay if they do it.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (Zy9Yy)

104 99 You can hear the squeal of the bearings going out as the smell of burning ozone wafts through the room.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (wAnMi)

We called the magic smoke!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (yrol0)

105 Hiya Chique !

Good to see ya !

Posted by: JT at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (arJlL)

106 Prezzident Folksy McFuckface

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (BFigT)

107 I guarantee that Biden uses the n-word at least once a month.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (cUuEU)

108 An unclean and inarticulate white cracker ... if you can keep him.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (Mj8vn)

109 At this point I would believe Fauci would have sub-contracted work out to Unit 731 in China,

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (71+NS)

110 Folksy <<<< Jive Turkey

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

111 If you took the five worst presidents in American history (take your pick) and distilled their failings and malfeasances down to an essence, then spiked that essence a thousand times over with the most powerful street-level anabolic steroids, you wouldn't even come close to this wretched catastrophe of a man and those around him.

Because it's not a matter of degree, but one of category.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (H8QX8)

112 "Where are they? Who built them? Who is connected to them? Who does research there?"

If you are a USA taxpayer, step up for your prize.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (jTmQV)

113 Turkey Hill went up 20¢ overnight.

Now: $4.59

Posted by: mpfs, I'll have to choose btw gas & King Harv coffee Harv at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (79p/O)

114 86 So biden and his national security team is refuting claims the Saudis do want to speak to biden. And get this, they are admitting he has not spoken to them or any other Middle East oil producers since, get this FEB 9th...A month ago. Which means the Saudi's told the US, don't bother calling. Lying scumbags
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (Irn0L)

A week or so ago, I saw a video clip of some Middle Eastern official saying screw Biden, we're not talking to him.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (rF64X)

115 93 Director of the Information and Press Department of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation, Maria Vladimirovna Zakharova: We have found your WMDs . . . in Ukraine.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (SH2Zi)

SHe has Russian RBF but still a 1

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (XvPQV)

116 Fuck Joe Biden. And fuck everyone that voted for him and actually thinks he's doing a good job.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe!
__________

Remember when the Biden Junta said Slow Joe was going to help lower energy prices by calling Saudi Arabia and asking them to pump more oil?

Slow Joe called them (and several other Arab OPEC leaders) yesterday, and they refused to take his call.

LOL, restoring America's dignity! Making the world love and respect us again! That's why we needed Joe, peeps!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (k4dH2)

117 Which means the Saudi's told the US, don't bother calling. Lying scumbags
Posted by: Nevergiveup

We got percentage points and lousy joints
And all the glitter we can use
Mama so uh huh, don't call us, now we'll call you

...Sugarloaf...

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (vd8XM)

118 I also note our Under Secretary didn't call them Gain of Function facilities. We live in a very bad novel.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (6XF+3)

119 I guarantee that Biden uses the n-word at least once a month day
Posted by: Moron Rubie


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (HtUT2)

120 Who knows what is going on in his addled brain?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM


I do.

Posted by: The Shadow at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (vqhPW)

121
At least when James Watt described staff as "a black, a Jew and a cripple" he was being completely clinical.

But he got reamed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (s2VJv)

122 Hi JT. How's it going?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (rF64X)

123 Example: Joe Biden has a history of folksy references to African-Americans and Indians, which endears him to blue collar Americans. (Supposedly, in the media's telling.)
This is what the media thinks of blue collar people. This is what they think the working class really responds to.

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It was too much to hope for, but I did hope that post-Trump this shit would end. The faux folksiness of politicians is so fake it's actually revolting. They all do it and they all always have done it and it has always sucked. Then Trump took a helicopter to the Iowa state fair and sauntered out in his suit while all the other candidates were wearing flannel and denim and pretending to be normal people.

That contrast was so striking that I had a distant hope that this shit would be untenable in the future. It's so fake. It's so demeaning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (DU+/6)

124 So our Under Secretary of State admitted yesterday that "Uke" has biological weapons research facilities.

I believe she admitted they were ours.

But you know the great thing about this current moment? I can always find the news of tomorrow in the "completely false crazy conspiracy theories of the right".

Its like see the CNN chron a week in advance!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (ESjRY)

125 61. And what is Mitch doing about it. That bastard from Kentucky , who could have passed legislation to protect our domestic energy industry. And protect our borders....why the fucker investigated Trump. Priorities don't include us

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (ONvIw)

126 I greatly dislike the word "folks". Whenever I hear it, I feel like I am being talked down to. Usually I hear during one of our work townhalls, which we have like 1 a week.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (9UaSi)

127 It should be as easy to buy a gallon of gasoline as it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (VJsqe)

128 And since it was willowed, everyone recalls where the CIA black sites were located, right?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (xELde)

129 I got into it with an old college friend the other day. He was telling me that joe's creepy hugging and sniffing and pinching is just "the way some older folks are," and nothing creepy about it at all. Then he proceeded to tell me it was far less concerning than PDT "grabbing them by the pussy."

The conversation deteriorated from there. I swear some people have totally lost their minds.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (W2Pud)

130 Brandon Lets Go.

Folks Joe Biden.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (WmGrA)

131 Nothing like a full tank of gas for $60 to $100
Posted by: Yo! at March 09, 2022 12:27 PM (WBeov)


The cheapest gas I've seen in a while was yesterday in Watsonville CA - of course that's where most of our illegals live. I really should have stopped to top off. Oh, it was $5.30 for 92. Back home - well yesterday it was over $1/gal more for 92. Today? Who knows. But getting half a tank of gas for $90 is insane. If I drive like an old lady I can squeeze a little over 20 mpg out of my whip.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (wAnMi)

132 IS THAT REAL????????
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
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I don't know. If it is (if those are they people he was talking about), he'd be drummed out of office if he were most other people or any non-communist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (DU+/6)

133 eight bucks a gallon sounds reasonable

Posted by: tuggin tubin at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (cSW7V)

134 Listen Fat!

Next thing you know a rap battle is gonna break out like on that movie "Planet Of The Apes". Where is Michelle anyways?

C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Old Raycist at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (sDz6A)

135 It should be as easy to buy a gallon of gasoline as it is to buy a gun.
Posted by: 496

And a lot easier than buying a book in certain areas of Chicago.

...The JEF...

Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (vd8XM)

136 Anna Puma. I remember seeing gas at 4.25 in Nashville TN, in and around 2010. A Hurricane and pipeline problems compounded JEF's already high prices. That is the highest I remember.

Ranging 4.20 in my part of NC today.

Posted by: Picric at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (13tTk)

137 The purple lipped Messiah liked to drop the word folks.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (eGTCV)

138 Last week I said on these august pages that I wouldn't be surprised if the US biolabs in Ukraine thing was real, because these days it's only a few months from conspiracy theory to confirmed fact. My cynicism pays off yet again.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (L9uv7)

139 64 Don't you know his son died?!!!

Rubie is right. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
This is not who we are.
Be Better.
Etc..

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (bQvYf)

140
Out - Carjackings

In - Gas-jackings

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (s2VJv)

141 The way Joe was struggling to get the words out, it almost seemed like he was reading a teleprompter ... he got Proud Ukrainians wrong the other day (said pound of Ukrainians) ... but I can't imagine what else he could have been trying to say.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

142 101- gotta agree. Already know he's dumb, crooked, racist, and demented. All easily ascertained. He should have (and was) nigh unelectable until Barky plucked him from obscurity and polished the turd for 8 years. In the end, it's either a completely corrupt system, or a completely unworthy people who delivered the office to this stupid-evil (new d&d alignment?) drooling moron.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (SSxqF)

143 A week or so ago, I saw a video clip of some Middle Eastern official saying screw Biden, we're not talking to him.
Posted by: chique l'African


Saudis: "You get Trump! We talk Trump!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (HtUT2)

144 114 86 So biden and his national security team is refuting claims the Saudis do want to speak to biden. And get this, they are admitting he has not spoken to them or any other Middle East oil producers since, get this FEB 9th...A month ago. Which means the Saudi's told the US, don't bother calling. Lying scumbags
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (Irn0L)

A week or so ago, I saw a video clip of some Middle Eastern official saying screw Biden, we're not talking to him.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at March 09, 2022 12:29 PM (rF64X)

Between Obama and Biden it seems we have ceded our entire position in the Middle East.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (z5Vrg)

145 It's those racist Vegans sending messages to the steel plate in his head.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

146 Ahhh, yes. I'm told this is just "Joe being Joe." It's a magic catchall for his racist stupidity. Exonerated, before ever being charged. It's good to be a Democrat!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (sVtYq)

147 A deal is a deal in the Arab world.

How often has Joey stiffed them in the past year?

And that is your answer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (71+NS)

148 The US government has biolabs, weapons labs, all sorta' labs spread all over the third world. Why? Because we paid off those governments to allow us to experiment with deadly shit that might kill some (or most) of the population of those 3rd world shitholes.

Better "over there" than "here."

This will be another black eye for the US as more of these outfits are exposed and questions asked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (BFigT)

149 So we've got a worldwide network of puppy torture labs and bioweapons facilities, but we're still the Good Guys, right? Right?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:23 PM


Well when you outlaw bio weapons research in the United States you gotta outsource this stuff. It's pretty simple actually.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (bVYXr)

150 133 eight bucks a gallon sounds reasonable
Posted by: tuggin tubin at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (cSW7V)

We're headed there - guaranteed. Because this admin is refusing to pursue any plan that could actually avoid that. Everything they do propose is utter nonsense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (trdmm)

151 *removes sock*

*waves to chique*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (vqhPW)

152 Remember all those times the media kept trying to make their fiction that Trump was a "racist" into reality. That Democrat donor Khan and the "Mexican" judge?

Biden has been a racist for years. His statements and associations leave no room for imagination. The media? Meh.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (VpIIl)

153 I got into it with an old college friend the other day. He was telling me that joe's creepy hugging and sniffing and pinching is just "the way some older folks are," and nothing creepy about it at all. Then he proceeded to tell me it was far less concerning than PDT "grabbing them by the pussy."

The conversation deteriorated from there. I swear some people have totally lost their minds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Trump: You can grab them by the pussy. They'll let you do it.
Biden: I sniff and grope little girls in public and do G-d knows what behind closed doors and they can't do anything to stop me.

Trump was a horndog but ultimately his comment was about fame sluts who consent to what happens. Biden and his ilk sexually abuse children who can't stop them. There is no comparison, not even in theme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)

154

Team Biden - The Folksy-Gemeinschaft

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

155 107 I guarantee that Biden uses the n-word at least once a month.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (cUuEU)

-------

To be fair, when he was bangin' with Corn Pop and The Chains Gang, he was exposed to a lot of wrap music.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (Mj8vn)

156 >> 69 What was the highest gas price with Gaylord?

Now hold on there, young lady. I tried to warn everyone:
'Don;t Underestimate Joe's Ability to F--- Things Up.'

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (uWF4x)

157 >I greatly dislike the word "folks". Whenever I hear it, I feel like I am being talked down to. Usually I hear during one of our work townhalls, which we have like 1 a week.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (9UaSi)

Even better is the left's perversion of the word into "folx".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (L9uv7)

158 The best part of the video is how pleased Biden looks with himself. "I'm killin' it up here! They love ol' Joe!"

Man, this guy is a terrible human being.

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (FJYfm)

159 Con-men are folksy.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (AMIL/)

160 128 And since it was willowed, everyone recalls where the CIA black sites were located, right?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (xELde)

That's racist!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (XvPQV)

161 I just paid $4.25 and felt like I hit the jackpot I got it so "cheap"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (Irn0L)

162 107 I guarantee that Biden uses the n-word at least once a month.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (cUuEU)

Maybe change your time frame to "day".

Hell, maybe "hour"...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)

163 So if this isn't about Ukraine remaining neutral and not becoming a member of NATO then why is Putin demanding Ukraine remain neutral?

@zerohedge

*UKRAINIAN AIDE: CAN DISCUSS NEUTRALITY, NEED SECURITY GUARANTEE

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)

164 One place you can still get gas for $1.39 ..

Taco Bell. (insert canned laughter)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

165 156 >> 69 What was the highest gas price with Gaylord?

Now hold on there, young lady. I tried to warn everyone:
'Don;t Underestimate Joe's Ability to F--- Things Up.'
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (uWF4x)


How can it be a fuck-up if it's intentional? And it is intentional at this point.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

166 And then Biden went on to exhibit more of his folksy charm:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umjmV3SwDjw

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (OMayC)

167 Look, Fat: people love me!

You wanna settle this behind the bleachers?

Posted by: Joey Soft-Serve at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (UnQlg)

168 Avuncular Joe!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (4I/2K)

169 I greatly dislike the word "folks". Whenever I hear it, I feel like I am being talked down to. Usually I hear during one of our work townhalls, which we have like 1 a week.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (9UaSi)
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I use it. Sometimes I'll use "hey, folks" instead of "hey, guys" for larger groups where the level of formality doesn't call for "welcome, ladies and gentlemen." I also use it to refer to my family as in, "I'm going to visit my folks."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

170 Mad Max and the oil refinery was supposed to only be a movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (71+NS)

171 Nurse R,
I've stop talking to old friends who supported Biden.

Life is too short to argue with people who are terminally stupid and have never had a complete thought in their entire empty, sad lives.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll have to choose btw gas & King Harv coffee at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (79p/O)

172 He was telling me that joe's creepy hugging and sniffing and pinching is just "the way some older folks are,"

I showed a LIV I know the video of Biden pinching a little girl's nipple. Its a CSPAN video on youtube, so I couldn't get a "that's fake news" argument.

Instead what I got? Oh, no it can't be what you are saying even if that's what it looks like! Why not? Because if it was the news would be talking about it!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (ESjRY)

173 eight bucks a gallon sounds reasonable

Posted by: tuggin tubin at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (cSW7V)

You'll get used to it.

Posted by: BignJames at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (AwYPR)

174 132 IS THAT REAL????????
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2022 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
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I don't know. If it is (if those are they people he was talking about), he'd be drummed out of office if he were most other people or any non-communist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (DU+/6)
_____________________________

Drummed out of office? That's it? How about arrested and prosecuted for a hate crime?

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

175 163 So if this isn't about Ukraine remaining neutral and not becoming a member of NATO then why is Putin demanding Ukraine remain neutral?

@zerohedge

*UKRAINIAN AIDE: CAN DISCUSS NEUTRALITY, NEED SECURITY GUARANTEE
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (ZLI7S)


"What guarantees can I give you, Michael? I am the hunted one! You think too much of me, kid."

- - Virgil Solozzo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (s2VJv)

176 Spent $200 yesterday. Tank of gas and carton of cigarettes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (qnVBz)

177

Beau died from a brutal cross-examination in a useless JAG case that should never have been brought.

Hunter is still paying the price for that incident. Well. Beau's widow, really, bu that's beside the point.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (bQvYf)

178 Biden belongs in one of Cuomo's old folksy homes.

Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (ApVam)

179

I'm foxy.

I have smelly anal glands and a tail.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (wJlLU)

180 Trump: You can grab them by the pussy. They'll let you do it.
Biden: I sniff and grope little girls in public and do G-d knows what behind closed doors and they can't do anything to stop me.

Trump was a horndog but ultimately his comment was about fame sluts who consent to what happens. Biden and his ilk sexually abuse children who can't stop them. There is no comparison, not even in theme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)

Brandon showered with his daughter by her account, and he covered up for his pedo crackhead son molesting his grandaughter, by crackhead's account.

Not even in the same world as saying golddiggers gonna dig gold. My 90+ year old Baptist preacher Granny said BFD, more or less, to Trump's comments.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (SH2Zi)

181 The conversation deteriorated from there. I swear some people have totally lost their minds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (W2Pud)


The problem is, most of these "concerned" people get all of their information from other "concerned" people. In spite of having the world's collective knowledge literally in their pockets, that's how they get information. I bet your friend couldn't even say where the whole pussy thing came from, or what the context actually was. And at the same time, Bill Clinton gets a 100% pass. In spite of not being a billionaire bachelor citizen like Trump was at the time. All of hollywood gets a pass too, for far, far worse. There's no "can" but actual pussy grabbing and worse.

There's too many years of brainwashing to undo, and too many years of education to give. They've all been abducted into a cult. Nothing will snap them out of it - short of a life altering event. Or death. Even then, it's 50/50.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (wAnMi)

182 I greatly dislike the word "folks". Whenever I hear it, I feel like I am being talked down to. Usually I hear during one of our work townhalls, which we have like 1 a week.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (9UaSi)

Even better is the left's perversion of the word into "folx".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM


You know who else liked Volks.....

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (bVYXr)

183 Lying dog-faced pony soldiers not available for comment.

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (UnQlg)

184 170 Mad Max and the oil refinery was supposed to only be a movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (71+NS)


The blonde chick was a Ukie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

185 Spent $200 yesterday. Tank of gas and carton of cigarettes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (qnVBz)
++++
Armor up the car and get some more smokes and maybe pilfer the good stuff from the pharmacy and you'll rule the wasteland. You're like halfway there already.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (DU+/6)

186 Better "over there" than "here."

Well, they made it illegal here.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (JioHo)

187 Biden's smile is one of an evil man.

It is what I expect from Lucifer as he gloats over burning of thousands of children alive.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (xELde)

188 The little girl had lint on her shirt.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (qnVBz)

189 107 I guarantee that Biden uses the n-word at least once a month.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:28 PM (cUuEU

I would not be shocked if he's dropped it on Kamala.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (eGTCV)

190 I think we're only hours away from the Left's groupthink response on gas prices being "When you factor in inflation, they're really not that high."

But never address where that inflation came from.

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (FJYfm)

191 Brandon showered with his daughter by her account, and he covered up for his pedo crackhead son molesting his grandaughter, by crackhead's account.

Not even in the same world as saying golddiggers gonna dig gold. My 90+ year old Baptist preacher Granny said BFD, more or less, to Trump's comments.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 12:36 PM (SH2Zi)
++++
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (DU+/6)

192 Mr. Haney, Harry Mudd, and Cyrano Jones are more believable than Joey Bidet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (71+NS)

193 23 So our Under Secretary of State admitted yesterday that "Uke" has biological weapons research facilities. Where are they? Who built them? Who is connected to them? Who does research there? Seems like something every American taxpayer should kinda fucking know.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:18 PM (xLzgF)

Anthony Fauci used your tax dollars to build and staff them at the behest of George Soros. Did you really want to know that?

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (fpzDt)

194 Cheapest gas station in town- Diesel $4.89.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (fkakb)

195 .....And all the king's horses and all the king's men,
Couldn't put the USA together again.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 09, 2022 12:38 PM (Fs5vw)

196 Team Biden - The Folksy-Gemeinschaft

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:33 PM


At the rate they're going it'll be the Folksy-Gerichtshof by 2024.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 12:38 PM (vqhPW)

197 140
Out - Carjackings

In - Gas-jackings
____________

I recall people doing that back in the '70's, during the Carter-caused crisis. Then car manufacturers started making gas tank doors that automatically locked.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 12:38 PM (k4dH2)

198 137 The purple lipped Messiah liked to drop the word folks.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (eGTCV)


"Let me be clear, folkshwee..."

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2022 12:38 PM (AMIL/)

199 GF is all het up because there is a story that Russia bombed a children's hospital.... I'm too disgusted with the rest of the world to look for where and how this story will inevitably be some sort of lie....

Not that i can't believe it, just that i know better than to believe The News.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (aTVrz)

200 Mad Max and the oil refinery was supposed to only be a movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (71+NS)


The blonde chick was a Ukie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

Virginia Hey?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (XvPQV)

201 Per the AAA national gas average, gas is up by 1.9%.

Since yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (DU+/6)

202 Joe's not folksy. He's always been obtuse and uncultured. Now his mind is going as well. And he's the front man for the evil cabal that has hijacked our republic.


Posted by: DB - the US Gov't is your enemy at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (geLO8)

203 Negotiators for other countries must be taken aback when Negotiators for the U.S. hate the American people more than they do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (eGTCV)

204 Just checking out the fabric.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (ApVam)

205 >>> I'm foxy.
I have smelly anal glands and a tail.

That's hot.

Posted by: fluffy at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (UnQlg)

206 195 .....And all the king's horses and all the king's men,
Couldn't put the USA together again.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 09, 2022 12:38 PM (Fs5vw)

I did that!

Posted by: Barky O at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (ONvIw)

207 Has Heels Up landed in Poland and stopped the war?


I'm waiting...

Posted by: mpfs, I'll have to choose btw gas & King Harv coffee at March 09, 2022 12:39 PM (79p/O)

208 Posted by: Eric Schmidt at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (fpzDt)

Now there's a creepy little fuck we don't hear about anymore.

I'm sure he's hip deep in this shit show.

#dontbeevil

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (BgMrQ)

209 For his next trick Folksy Joe tells the PM of India he looks like he should be selling him a Slurpee at the 7-11

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (CYnTg)

210 Trump was a horndog but ultimately his comment was about fame sluts who consent to what happens.

Starfuckers.

For some reason, people can't do the math and figure out that for casting couches and the like to be a thing, there has to be a supply as well as a demand.

Apparently golddiggers are a figment of society's imagination.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (KFhLj)

211 Joe is a vindictive ,mean, senile old man...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (J8ILO)

212 Trump was a horndog but ultimately his comment was about fame sluts who consent to what happens. Biden and his ilk sexually abuse children who can't stop them. There is no comparison, not even in theme

--

Exactly. I'm sick and tired of that faux outrage as these people pretend to run to the fainting couch, grasping for their smelling salts, because Trump intimated there are actually women out there that will do just about anything if their target man is rich or powerful enough. Plenty of women are drawn to that. And every living adult knows it. This isn't some grand secret. So spare me the phony hysteria.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (sVtYq)

213 This bikini girl getting onto a boat doesn't buy Brandon's folksy bullshit for even one moment:
https://is.gd/DK58BK

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)

214 The Left is about to tell us we've had it "too good for too long".

Can you FEEL the toogoodedness of it all???

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (H+S8x)

215 This what happens when you allow an election to be stolen. By a racist.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (LDoY2)

216 An Ukie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:41 PM (71+NS)

217 Mad Max and the oil refinery was supposed to only be a movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (71+NS)

The blonde chick was a Ukie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

She was a shieldmaiden.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:41 PM (4I/2K)

218 ... I'm sick and tired of that faux outrage as these people pretend to run to the fainting couch, grasping for their smelling salts, because Trump intimated there are actually women out there that will do just about anything if their target man is rich or powerful enough. Plenty of women are drawn to that. And every living adult knows it. This isn't some grand secret. So spare me the phony hysteria.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (sVtYq)
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Cut, jib, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:41 PM (DU+/6)

219 They choose not to see and cannot be reasoned out of a position they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (SSxqF)

220 Apparently golddiggers are a figment of society's imagination.

Yeah...I know a number of women that have told me that isn't a thing.

And then they've also told me they'd totally marry Bezos or Gates...or bang whoever the "hot actor of the year" is.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (ESjRY)

221 Biden is a coarse blowhard. He has the manners and speech of an AFL-CIO apparatchik after a 3-martini lunch. That's as close to blue-collar/folksy as that SOB gets.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (KFhLj)

222 Has Heels Up landed in Poland and stopped the war?

--

She thought she was being sent to Ho'land.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (sVtYq)

223 I greatly dislike the word "folks". Whenever I hear it, I feel like I am being talked down to. Usually I hear during one of our work townhalls, which we have like 1 a week.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 12:30 PM (9UaSi)


Meh. If you're from the South, it's a word you hear often. Often in reference to parents "Going to see the folks.", etc. or, "What's up with you folks?"

Whatever. You Offense Meter may be dialed too high.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (OMayC)

224 am I over the top here or what

Posted by: DB - at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (geLO8)

225 Yeah...I know a number of women that have told me that isn't a thing.

And then they've also told me they'd totally marry Bezos or Gates...or bang whoever the "hot actor of the year" is.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (ESjRY)
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But it's not because they're rich, it's because they're powerful and influential and popular! Gold-digging doesn't happen, but power-digging and fame-digging are totes different!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (DU+/6)

226 Well when you outlaw bio weapons research in the United States you gotta outsource this stuff. It's pretty simple actually.
Posted by: Mister Scot

**

People have no idea how vaccines are developed for first world countries. We kill thousands of 3rd worlders so that 1st worlders get a safe injection.

People are beginning to understand, though.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (cUuEU)

227 Mr. Haney, Harry Mudd, and Cyrano Jones are more believable than Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (71+NS)

Mr. Haney was the man!

He loved Mr.Douglas...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (sDz6A)

228 Trump is a normal man. The offending thing to the left is he likes women. You can't tell me all these fudge packing celeb newsreaders aren't horn dogs.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (jTmQV)

229 Joe is a vindictive ,mean, senile old man...
Posted by: It's me donna

He's also disgusting, picks his teeth in public. He's the old man in the gym who takes pictures of girls exercising and probably lurks in the bathroom at Target.

Posted by: mpfs, I'll have to choose btw gas & King Harv coffee at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (79p/O)

230 I refuse to believe and accept our great country can be transformed into an authoritarian Marxist socialist dictatorship by the likes of Joe Biden, who was a bumbling fool long before he was a senile, doddering idiot. It would be one thing if we were facing off against a tough, ruthless, old timey Bolshevik bastard whose holy books are The Prince and The Art of War, crushing all before him, but this guy? No, just no.

Posted by: troyriser at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (+UKMq)

231 Jimmy the Greek...also. Folksy.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (lhr6a)

232 If you're foxy, what does the fox say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (71+NS)

233 And it is intentional at this point.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

The inability and/or refusal of our party to understand this about the Left will go down as one of the great moral occlusions in history. I constantly hear Republican politicians and conservative intellectuals talk about liberals as "well-intentioned just misguided" and that they "care about equal outcomes rather than equal opportunity." No, you fools. They hate you and hate us and mean every vicious thing they say and do (and, by the way, haven't the slightest interest in "equal outcomes").

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (H8QX8)

234 161 I just paid $4.25 and felt like I hit the jackpot I got it so "cheap"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:34 PM (Irn0L)

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Luxury! Stations here say "Market Price"

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (VJsqe)

235 142 101- gotta agree. Already know he's dumb, crooked, racist, and demented. All easily ascertained. He should have (and was) nigh unelectable until Barky plucked him from obscurity and polished the turd for 8 years. In the end, it's either a completely corrupt system, or a completely unworthy people who delivered the office to this stupid-evil (new d&d alignment?) drooling moron.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 09, 2022 12:32 PM (SSxqF)

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And then Clyburn re-plucked the turd from the ass-heap of history and re-polished him for Head Junta Vegetable-Puppet ... all to get a Notorious RBFC (Racist Black Female Commie) on the SCOTUS.

Saw a great bumper sticker the other day: "Make Racism Bad Again!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (uQtS4)

236 This bikini girl getting onto a boat doesn't buy Brandon's folksy bullshit for even one moment:
https://is.gd/DK58BK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)
***

Dang. Where was she when I was 20, or 30, or 40, hell...last week?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (axyOa)

237 214 The Left is about to tell us we've had it "too good for too long".
Can you FEEL the toogoodedness of it all???
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (H+S8x)

Saruman subjugates the Shire in real life...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (BgMrQ)

238 >> Joe is a vindictive ,mean, senile old man...


You left out Racist and Rapist.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (lhr6a)

239 This bikini girl getting onto a boat doesn't buy Brandon's folksy bullshit for even one moment:
https://is.gd/DK58BK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)

Venus rising from the sea...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (XvPQV)

240 Whatever. You Offense Meter may be dialed too high.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 12:42 PM (OMayC)

I think he means folks as a vocative, not just as a word in general.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (/HVv9)

241 Hunter Biden's text messages were filled with racial epithets.

Filled.

Perhaps Richard Pryor was his father?

Posted by: MJ at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (zwDuR)

242 Jack-

Russian tactics are the same they used in Syria. They ratchet a little with the military and negotiate. If they don't get what they want, they ratchet a little more.

Shock and awe is the US military doctrine, not the Russian one.

They are moving slowly to brink Ukraine to the bargaining table. Their 3 demands (no NATO, leave Russian speaking provinces alone, and cede Crimea) are the actual goals.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (xELde)

243 one big of good news, in a small way, in Harris County (Houston) Lina Hidalgo is the corrupt and viciously partisan County Judge (what Texas calls a County CEO) and Harris County was ground zero for all the attempted election chicanery in 2020. Now, Hidalgo's handpicked candidate to head Harris County's Electoral Commission, a woman named Isabel Longoria, was just forced to resign because her office botched the March 1 primary so badly. (a couple days after the election they found 10,000 ballots that they forgot to count) A small step in the greater scheme of things, but still enjoyable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 12:44 PM (trdmm)

244 Mr. Haney, Harry Mudd, and Cyrano Jones are more believable than Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:37 PM (71+NS)

*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at March 09, 2022 12:44 PM (4I/2K)

245 From the last thread, the only silver lining I see is the blue cities are going to flame out first. That will give the normals plenty of warning time to get to your bug out place.

Posted by: Megthered at March 09, 2022 12:44 PM (JcKir)

246 Can't even joke about the "oopsie" moment from the zombie turd infesting the white house.

bidump is a vile senile fucking pig that is destroying my country. This shambling shitbrained dickmitten should be taken to a far away place and abandoned/exiled for the good of every other person on this planet.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, brandon won't last past the 4th of July at March 09, 2022 12:44 PM (9s20h)

247 Poor kids are just as bright as white kids.

Brandon is 81 million votes strong.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:44 PM (76KdS)

248 We had an informal work get together. People we had not seen in some time. A few of the guys were hugging each other. Nobody dared to have any contact with the women because of the current environment. Don't you know one of them still complained. It made them feel awkward. Ugh

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2022 12:45 PM (VpIIl)

249 Joe is a vindictive ,mean, senile old man...

I should have added racist and classless... yeah... he really brought class to the WH... And while we're at it let's talk about the first "Lady" who dresses like a teenage streetwalker

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 12:45 PM (J8ILO)

250 They are moving slowly to brink Ukraine to the bargaining table. Their 3 demands (no NATO, leave Russian speaking provinces alone, and cede Crimea) are the actual goals.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (xELde

The problem is that they could have had that just by moving into the eastern provinces, in force, and making threats. If that's all they wanted, then it was insane to think they had to start bombarding Kiev to get it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (trdmm)

251 We had an informal work get together. People we had not seen in some time. A few of the guys were hugging each other. Nobody dared to have any contact with the women because of the current environment. Don't you know one of them still complained. It made them feel awkward. Ugh
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2022 12:45 PM (VpIIl)
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It's a no-win scenario. If things continue, workplaces will self-segregate by sex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (DU+/6)

252 Biden: looking at the world through Rosacea-colored glasses.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

253 The JEF plucked this turd from the punchbowl and gifted him to us.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (76KdS)

254 Hunter Biden's text messages were filled with racial epithets.

Filled.
___________

Yep, I noticed that too. But Joe and Jill Biden are the world's greatest parents, so we know little Hunter couldn't have learned those ugly words and sentiments at home, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (k4dH2)

255 The problem is that they could have had that just by moving into the eastern provinces, in force, and making threats. If that's all they wanted, then it was insane to think they had to start bombarding Kiev to get it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (trdmm)
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Wasn't most of Ukraine's army in those provinces? If so, then moving to encircle and take more lightly-defended positions might make sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (DU+/6)

256 Jimmy the Greek...also. Folksy.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (lhr6a)

Howard Cosell . . . also folksy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (4I/2K)

257 Don't you know one of them still complained. It made them feel awkward. Ugh
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2022 12:45 PM (VpIIl)

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Better to have that complaint than a complaint because you hugged one who didn't want it.

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (VJsqe)

258 129 I got into it with an old college friend the other day. He was telling me that joe's creepy hugging and sniffing and pinching is just "the way some older folks are," and nothing creepy about it at all. Then he proceeded to tell me it was far less concerning than PDT "grabbing them by the pussy."

The conversation deteriorated from there. I swear some people have totally lost their minds.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (W2Pud)
_________________________________

Yea I'm sick of that comparison. Trump was the classic rich playboy and knew first-hand how certain women threw themselves at rich playboys. He didn't say he actually went around grabbing pussies. He said you COULD grab these kinds of women by the pussy. His point was that if you're rich and famous you can do almost whatever you want with certain kinds of women. And he was undoubtedly correct.

By contrast, Joey Shitbrains actually went around touching, fondling, and even raping UNWILLING women, including young girls. NO COMPARISON.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

259 Don't demean a poor man who lost his war hero son, Beau, to the horrors of the burn pits and close combat in Afghanistan, haters!

Is it any wonder Hunter is a total f-up?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (ptqGC)

260 "Shock and awe is the US military doctrine, not the Russian one."


And arguably the inferior strategy. If you survive the initial shock and awe, you're more than halfway to victory against the US. Survive the initial Russian push, and what do you have? The opportunity to face the second push.

Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (FJYfm)

261 I could MAYBE understand the NeverTrump bullshit argument of "character counts" if Dems ran some Jimmy Carter type.

But Biden really is a corrupt jackass that is worse than Trump on saying stupid shit on a regular basis. I';s just the media didn't run around with their hair on fore after every comment.

But imagine if Trump had used the N-word on the Senate floor how that would have down (like Biden did in the past)

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (mprjT)

262 Kamala is clearly incompetent and stupid but I have no doubt at all that the Biden White House has a deeply toxic work environment.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (eGTCV)

263 LBJ and McNamara tried the ratchet approach in Vietnam.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:48 PM (71+NS)

264 Jimmy the Greek...also. Folksy.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (lhr6a)

Howard Cosell . . . also folksy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (4I/2K)

Joe Biden is folksy like Marv Albert was folksy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2022 12:48 PM (KFhLj)

265 The last time Kumala went abroad to face down the Russkies, Russia started their invasion 4 days later.

What's next, nukes being launched in Kumala's wake?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 09, 2022 12:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

266 253 The JEF plucked this turd from the punchbowl and gifted him to us.
Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (76KdS)

Biden is the JEF's puppet.

Who's been pulling Barky's strings? He surely didn't get to where he is without some really "dark money" behind him.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (BgMrQ)

267 "It's a no-win scenario. If things continue, workplaces will self-segregate by sex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (DU+/6) "

That's exactly where it's going. Next informal gathering will be dudes only. I've had enough.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (VpIIl)

268 LBJ used to speak with reporters while he was on the toilet.

Folksy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

269 Jimmy the Greek...also. Folksy.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (lhr6a)

Howard Cosell . . . also folksy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (4I/2K)
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Bull Connor...so folksy you could plotz.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (T8gyh)

270 #250
Putin gambled he could take the entire country with Brandon in the White House.

Napoleon: If you want to take Vienna, take Vienna.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (76KdS)

271 I use it. Sometimes I'll use "hey, folks" instead of "hey, guys" for larger groups where the level of formality doesn't call for "welcome, ladies and gentlemen." I also use it to refer to my family as in, "I'm going to visit my folks."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

Yeah I can see your point. I think it may be a northern vs. Southern thing. My company is based up north, but most everybody actually works in Texas. I feel like the big boss lady uses "folks" to seem like she is part of the group. I think that's why it rubs me the wrong way.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (9UaSi)

272 Luxury! Stations here say "Market Price"

Financing Available!

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (KDCRD)

273 Don't demean a poor man who lost his war hero son, Beau, to the horrors of the burn pits and close combat in Afghanistan, haters!

Is it any wonder Hunter is a total f-up?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:47 PM (ptqGC)
***

I suspect Beau was the best of the litter and God took him out just to avoid this bullshit we are seeing now.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (axyOa)

274 All I can say is imagine the WH without Kamala and Joe.

Posted by: Ziba at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (S1hrL)

275 Regular gas 5.59 Diesel 6.29

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (J8ILO)

276 256 Jimmy the Greek...also. Folksy.
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (lhr6a)

Howard Cosell . . . also folksy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM (4I/2K)


"I know, right?"

- - Al Campanis

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

277 The problem is that they could have had that just by moving into the eastern provinces, in force, and making threats.


No, there was plenty of Ukranian artillery already aimed at those eastern provinces.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (LDoY2)

278
I suspect Beau was the best of the litter and God took him out just to avoid this bullshit we are seeing now.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (axyOa)

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Beau was as evil as the rest. As DE AG, he refused to indict a wealthy family friend who'd admitted to sexually molesting his own 3 y.o. child.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

279 269
Bull Connor...so folksy you could plotz.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (T8gyh)


His real name was Bubby Cohen . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (s2VJv)

280 Has anyone told Joe that the Marines here at Camp Pendleton are gearing up for WW3?

Posted by: motionview, a National Divorcee at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (kyWWM)

281 #268 LBJ would show off his Johnson to reporters. Folksy

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (76KdS)

282 The cost of my drive to Texas has doubled in the last month. Fuck you Democrats. Just. Fuck. You.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (axyOa)

283 I remember Perot being murdered in the press for addressing the NAACP and using the term "you folks". I could be misremembering but it was something very innocuous but he was called out as a racist.

Posted by: pawn at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (kYVzH)

284 232 If you're foxy, what does the fox say?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 12:43 PM (71+NS)

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"Huminan Huminan Huminan?"

[h/t The Honeymooners]

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (uQtS4)

285 All the people who got outraged by Trump saying women throw themselves at him have rape buttons in their office. They knew it was true and were jealous, so they wanted to punish him for him.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (irezo)

286 Joe Biden is folksy like Marv Albert was folksy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2022 12:48 PM (KFhLj)

YUSS!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (dfRN6)

287 If that's all they wanted, then it was insane to think they had to start bombarding Kiev to get it.
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As I understand it, the provinces is where the Ukraine military was located, so attack where the enemy is weak. Rhomboid probably knows better, he's been following this.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (xELde)

288 The runaway clown train that is our gub'mint just keeps careening towards the cliff.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (Xrfse)

289 278
Beau was as evil as the rest. As DE AG, he refused to indict a wealthy family friend who'd admitted to sexually molesting his own 3 y.o. child.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (ptqGC)


Beau knows diddling, er, diddly, er, what his dad did to sis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (s2VJv)

290 I remember Perot being murdered in the press for addressing the NAACP and using the term "you folks". I could be misremembering but it was something very innocuous but he was called out as a racist.
Posted by: pawn at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (kYVzH)
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Shoulda called 'em ball players.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)

291 Oil done $13 a barrel but don't hold your breath waiting for gas to come down LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (Irn0L)

292 Uhh...

@disclosetv 5m

NOW - Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry on migration: "Wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (zWpOF)

293 Beau was as evil as the rest. As DE AG, he refused to indict a wealthy family friend who'd admitted to sexually molesting his own 3 y.o. child.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (ptqGC)

Ahh. So he WAS the best of the litter!

;-)

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (axyOa)

294 Husband was bringing me home from surgery yesterday, and for the first time ever in GA, we saw regular gas going for $4.29. Of course, it's not Joe's fault, it's Russia's and Trump's.

Starting to see Stacey Abrams signs going up. We're doomed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

295 And the women who were "outraged" wanted to keep it on the down low... or were jealous.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (irezo)

296
Part of dementia. He's got no filter, unless his handlers enforce one.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (rXie1)

297 275

$7 by June, not September, amirite?

Posted by: Ziba at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (S1hrL)

298 281 #268 LBJ would show off his Johnson to reporters. Folksy
Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:50 PM (76KdS)


"This is where aaah gits maaaahn!"

LBJ showing reporters where he shagged Doris Kearns Goodwin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

299 What's next, nukes being launched in Kumala's wake?

They can't keep me silent and stuck in an office. I didn't get where I am by keeping my mouth shut!

Posted by: Kamala at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (B2mhs)

300 FJB could launch into a n- word laden rant and they would pass it off as the folksy way people of his generation talked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (qnVBz)

301 This is why they avoid letting him speak off script and why he does little to no impromptu press interviews.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (rXie1)

302 Gov. Brian Kemp has announced he's suspending the gasoline tax here. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

303 And the women who were "outraged" wanted to keep it on the down low... or were jealous.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (irezo)
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I strongly suspect this is true of Mika Brzezinski. She practically creamed herself on live TV when Trump came on the show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (DU+/6)

304 Husband was bringing me home from surgery yesterday, and for the first time ever in GA, we saw regular gas going for $4.29. Of course, it's not Joe's fault, it's Russia's and Trump's.

Starting to see Stacey Abrams signs going up. We're doomed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
__

She'll lose like she lost last time. But by a bigger number.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (mprjT)

305 Yeah, he's just regular "Joe From Scranton".

Joe moved out of Scranton for good in 1953, when he was eleven years old.

You'd think he'd get a new schtick.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (I2/tG)

306 LBJ showing reporters where he shagged Doris Kearns Goodwin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

Did he hold her up by the ears?

#beaglegate

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)

307 She'll lose like she lost last time. But by a bigger number.
Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (mprjT)
++++
Remember 2016?

Posted by: Fulton County at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (DU+/6)

308 274 All I can say is imagine the WH without Kamala and Joe.

Posted by: Ziba at March 09, 2022 12:49 PM (S1hrL)

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"I'm your dingleberry." -- Mayor Pete Bootygag

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (uQtS4)

309 Perot called them "you people".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (qnVBz)

310 Idjit. Just stone stupid and unable to perceive it. A meat puppet that makes noises which must be washed through the broke down Bidenterpreter media so the rest of us can understand what they want us to think.

Posted by: AMartel at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (aRX3l)

311 Starting to see Stacey Abrams signs going up. We're doomed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
__

She'll lose like she lost last time. But by a bigger number.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (mprjT)

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Maybe not. We're seeing a lot of NY and NJ tags here. Locusts arriving in droves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

312
Because we disagree on Ukraine is no reason to be rude.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (SHylA)

313 If Biden was a white Republican from a southern state the media would use him to tar all white southern people.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

314 Wasn't there a movie caled 'FFolkes'?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (XvPQV)

315 Russia tactics have never been to take Ukraine as a whole. They have made no efforts to cut off western Ukraine.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 12:55 PM (xELde)

316 This is like when they always used to call him "nice" because he had that stupid shit-eating grin on his face all the time (while he was saying racist, sexist shit).

Posted by: AMartel at March 09, 2022 12:55 PM (aRX3l)

317 Howard Cosell . . . also folksy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:46 PM


"Truly, a sublime metamorphosis, of the Lane Meyer..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 12:55 PM (vqhPW)

318 $7 by June, not September, amirite?
Posted by: Ziba


Definitely on the West coast.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2022 12:55 PM (zWpOF)

319 >>Joe moved out of Scranton for good in 1953, when he was eleven years old.

>>You'd think he'd get a new schtick.

He's made millions of dollars and made it all the way to the Oval Office with that shtick.

We have a lot of very stupid people in this country who will believe anything they are told by someone on teevee.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)

320 314 Wasn't there a movie caled 'FFolkes'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (XvPQV)


"ffolkes" Roger Moore, '78 or '79?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (s2VJv)

321 I drive past a gas station every day. A few days ago, premium was $4.50. Today it was $4.99.

My wife and I are fairly comfortable and can take the hit. I have no idea how people living closer to the edge can absorb these massive price increases.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (NahKu)

322 Maybe not. We're seeing a lot of NY and NJ tags here. Locusts arriving in droves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

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Also the MSM has turned her into a celebrity. It's hard to beat name recognition.

Then again with a target that big...

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (VJsqe)

323 318 $7 by June, not September, amirite?
Posted by: Ziba

Definitely on the West coast.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2022 12:55 PM (zWpOF)

Already has in LA

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (J8ILO)

324 NOW - Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry on migration: "Wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed."

I DID THAT!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (ESjRY)

325 Wasn't there a movie caled 'FFolkes'?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (XvPQV)
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"ffolkes". Starred Roger Moore.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (T8gyh)

326 Speaker Hastert was folksy.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (76KdS)

327 313 If Biden was a white Republican from a southern state the media would use him to tar all white southern people.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)


ISWYDT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (s2VJv)

328 @disclosetv 5m

NOW - Biden's Climate Czar John Kerry on migration: "Wait until you see 100 million people for whom the entire food production capacity has collapsed."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (zWpOF)

Let them eat cake and ketchup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (Irn0L)

329 My simple surgery on the skin cancer on my nose turned into a bigger deal than I thought it was going to be. In surgery for an hour (after leaving the skin cancer doc and having Mohs surgery over a four hour period) by plastic surgeon in hospital. Was intubated for the first time in my life. Came to in the OR as they were removing the tube. That was fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

330 I strongly suspect this is true of Mika Brzezinski. She practically creamed herself on live TV when Trump came on the show.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (DU+/6)

She could have had a swim by the end.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (irezo)

331 $7 by June, not September, amirite?
Posted by: Ziba

Definitely on the West coast.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2022 12:55 PM (zWpOF)


Likely before then.
And by golly, the glorious People Democratic Party of Washington State has yet ANOTHER gas tax coming next year. 17 cent/gallon increase.
Because...the children!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (axyOa)

332 one big of good news, in a small way, in Harris County (Houston) Lina Hidalgo is the corrupt and viciously partisan County Judge (what Texas calls a County CEO) and Harris County was ground zero for all the attempted election chicanery in 2020. Now, Hidalgo's handpicked candidate to head Harris County's Electoral Commission, a woman named Isabel Longoria, was just forced to resign because her office botched the March 1 primary so badly. (a couple days after the election they found 10,000 ballots that they forgot to count) A small step in the greater scheme of things, but still enjoyable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 12:44 PM (trdmm)

Last year Hidalgo took away voter registration from the elected Tax Assessor, and took away election management from the elected County Clerk and gave all the responsibility to a newly-created Elections Administrator that she appointed. Mind you, over the objections of the County Clerk, the Tax Assessor, a few Dems and the Repubs in the county administration.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (4I/2K)

333 Joe Biden is NOT racist when he calls all black people basketplayers
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Moreover, he's just dumb...that is, he never watched Barky taking shots at the hoop.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (WD9ZA)

334 They have to hide the black Sharpies form Uncle Joe as he keep drawing blackface on the WH Lawn Jockeys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (yrol0)

335 Maybe not. We're seeing a lot of NY and NJ tags here. Locusts arriving in droves.

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I'm right next door to you in SC. The exact same thing is happening here. The out-of-state plates is nothing short of incredible. It's really troubling from a potential political perspective. All I can do is hope they're not locusts, but decent and normal people trying to get away from the hellscapes of their previous states.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (sVtYq)

336 "worse than Trump on saying stupid shit on a regular basis."

But remember the MSM has no power any more, and it's evil unseen dark powers and "leftists" who are the problem. I heard Trump was connected to RUSSIA!, has that been looked into?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

337 329 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)


Gevalt. If you're here, you must be better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (s2VJv)

338 That's right, Roger Moore...some kind of war movie. I used to see the box cover but never rented it. I wonder if it's on Amazon...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (XvPQV)

339 >FJB could launch into a n- word laden rant and they would pass it off as the folksy way people of his generation talked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


worked for Robert Byrd

Posted by: DB - at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (geLO8)

340 re: "Joe Biden has performed above expectations since Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine." from this AM...

Well he certainly exceeded my expectations. By doing almost nothing. The more nothing he does, the better, and that's even considering that doing nothing is just leaving the matter to his puppetmasters.

Meanwhile, I cannot adequately express how enraged I am about these twats shutting down gas and oil production and transport, and then having the balls to brag that #'s were higher in the first year of the Depends administration vs. the first year of PDT's (as oil and gas were spinning up after years of Jugear's bullshit).

That level of dishonestly is the single biggest tell that this is all intentional. I wouldn't even put it past the progs to have gone out of their way to try and ensure a war just to fuck gas prices. And war in Europe or not, the impending clusterfuck in NA is still coming. There can be no peace with the progs.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (doiJh)

341 Georgia republicans have a choice between two republican tools. But the biggest tool is winning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (qnVBz)

342 I'm right next door to you in SC. The exact same thing is happening here. The out-of-state plates is nothing short of incredible. It's really troubling from a potential political perspective. All I can do is hope they're not locusts, but decent and normal people trying to get away from the hellscapes of their previous states.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (sVtYq)

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Someone on Nextdoor was bragging that Greenville and Charleston are blue, and now they have to turn all the "redneck" areas blue. *seething hate*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

343 >>>This is "folksiness," they reckon.

They "reckon."
Lawsy mercy.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (k8wcX)

344 I filled up this morning at Costco. Up 25 cents from my last fillup. ($4.46 now) They had three people running the gas lines, asking people not to put up the I Did That biden stickers.
I laughed.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (axyOa)

345 Any other job in America, saying what Joe did would be a resume generating event.

Posted by: Mitch probably at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (ckDoc)

346 #FJB and everyone who looks like him

Posted by: Archie B.'s daughter at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (bkrQ4)

347 Gevalt. If you're here, you must be better.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (s2VJv)

I was a hot mess last night. Today I'm appreciating the pain meds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

348 Don Imus was only being folksy.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (IXZGh)

349 Sometimes a Woman gets lippy and you need to get Folksy with her.

Am I wrong?

Posted by: Zombie Sean Connery at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (lhr6a)

350 Oil down 11%

Posted by: Hmmm at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (hiSyH)

351 We have to forgive Joe. His wife and daughter died because a truck driver drank his lunch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (qnVBz)

352 We have a new team member, Glenn Greenwald.

The Washington Post is now referring to him as a "right-wing pundit".

If you go against the regime you will be banished to the ranks of the deplorable.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (ZLI7S)

353 Howard Cosell . . . also folksy.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Funny that. I was watching the MNF broadcast when Cosell made the remark, saying the receiver looked like a monkey making a catch.

At the time, I thought: he looks just like a monkey making that catch!

Cosell was right on the button on that play. Everyone else can bugger off about it.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (w9Wax)

354 #315
Russian tactics are schiff...by ignoring the West nearly all of the gear that is inflicting damage on them is coming in from Poland.

Poland knows they're on the hit list.



Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (76KdS)

355 329 My simple surgery on the skin cancer on my nose turned into a bigger deal than I thought it was going to be. In surgery for an hour (after leaving the skin cancer doc and having Mohs surgery over a four hour period) by plastic surgeon in hospital. Was intubated for the first time in my life. Came to in the OR as they were removing the tube. That was fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

Prayers for a clean resolution.

Having had a goodly chunk taken out of my thigh, I can't imagine how they handle areas with thin skin.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (BgMrQ)

356 You can't make this sh!t up
Posted by: kallisto

But the Media does every day.

Every day, a new set of lies for us all to swallow, to further intimidate and mock people. If you dare to publicly refuse the lie, they will attack you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (vcOmj)

357 Jane - you live in a blue area.

If election is Kemp vs Abrams, she has a chance. Sizable portion of GOP won't vote for Kemp after he screwed Trump.

If it is Perdue against Abrams, she will lose.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (xELde)

358 > Came to in the OR as they were removing the tube. That was fun.

I hate coming out of anesthesia. I always feel like crap. I throw up pretty much every time. My wife tells me I get really saccharine too.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (NahKu)

359 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM

Oof. Prayers for quick healing, Jane.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (vqhPW)

360 335 Think of them as locusts until proven otherwise

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (ONvIw)

361 You'd think he'd get a new schtick.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2022 12:53 PM (I2/tG)

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"A drunk dryer murdered my wife, child, dog, and cat.
And nobody else has ever suffered over the loss of a lover like when poor St. Beau went prematurely gray. I'm pretty sure that drunk dryer also gave Beau brain cancer ... and I've got the New York AG and former Governor Fredo Nipple-Rings working on it if he ever wants to become a member of my cabinet as Nursing Homes Czar."

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM (uQtS4)

362 Moreover, he's just dumb...that is, he never watched Barky taking shots at the hoop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 12:57 PM (WD9ZA)

IIRC the media thought Obama was a basketball expert.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM (eGTCV)

363 "he can bomb you"

That part's not so clear.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM (k8wcX)

364 We have to forgive Joe. His wife and daughter died because a truck driver drank his lunch.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (qnVBz)

And his son was killed in combat while saving the lives of his platoon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM (XIJ/X)

365 338 That's right, Roger Moore...some kind of war movie. I used to see the box cover but never rented it. I wonder if it's on Amazon...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (XvPQV)

James Bond and the Crystal Skulls

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM (yrol0)

366 "Joe Biden has performed above expectations since Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine."
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Just Say Shit

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (eG93X)

367 That was fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Recent experience causes me to have great sympathy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (WD9ZA)

368 What did he mean 'the other one looks like he can bomb you' ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (Q3fP7)

369 Prayers for a clean resolution.

Having had a goodly chunk taken out of my thigh, I can't imagine how they handle areas with thin skin.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (BgMrQ)

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Thanks. The doc took two grafts from my right ear and a chunk of cartilage. But the guy is supposedly an artist, so I'm hoping for good results. Right how I look like something out of a horror movie. Both cats bushed up and backed away from me when I came in last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

370 That part's not so clear.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM (k8wcX)
++++
In fairness, he's a retard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)

371 The cost of my drive to Texas has doubled in the last month. Fuck you Democrats. Just. Fuck. You.
Posted by: Diogenes
___

This is why we're not going to be attending the TxMoMee this year.
We just cannot afford to.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (BO3bF)

372 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 12:56 PM

Oof. Prayers for quick healing, Jane.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (vqhPW)

Dang Jane! Ditto this. Get better quick!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (axyOa)

373 In my opinion, Biden is the absolute best representative of the Federal government.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (OJ5dF)

374 351. I wonder if she found out he was a philandering bastard, drank her lunch, and suicided

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (ONvIw)

375 >> Came to in the OR as they were removing the tube. That was fun.


I warned the Doctors that I would wake up swinging if there were people hovering over me / masking me.

It's just a reflex...

but, in my defense, that anesthesiologist was warned.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 01:03 PM (lhr6a)

376 338 That's right, Roger Moore...some kind of war movie. I used to see the box cover but never rented it. I wonder if it's on Amazon...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Good movie, Roger Moore plays against type and actually plays a believable tough guy taking on terrorists on an oil platform. He does not play his Bond or his earlier Saint tv series persona.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:03 PM (Iq9dF)

377 Notice they're not saying Russia invaded Ukraine. All focused on Putin. Is that typical? Doesn't seem typical. When China invades Taiwan if they report it at all will they say Xi has invaded Taiwan?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:03 PM (eG93X)

378 Thankfully he ain't racist tho.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 09, 2022 01:03 PM (ytSiK)

379 374 351. I wonder if she found out he was a philandering bastard, drank her lunch, and suicided
Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (ONvIw)

There is that rumor

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 01:03 PM (J8ILO)

380 >FJB could launch into a n- word laden rant and they would pass it off as the folksy way people of his generation talked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Hell, he could buy a few and send them out to pick in the fields and the media would hype how he got people back to work.

Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (Ti+Tv)

381 I wonder if she found out he was a philandering bastard, drank her lunch, and suicided
Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (ONvIw)
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It has been speculated.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (T8gyh)

382 IIRC the media thought Obama was a basketball expert.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 09, 2022 01:01 PM


Come on, he's black, isn't he?

Posted by: The Media at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (vqhPW)

383
I warned the Doctors that I would wake up swinging if there were people hovering over me / masking me.

It's just a reflex...

but, in my defense, that anesthesiologist was warned.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 01:03 PM (lhr6a)

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I actually DID come out swinging! Didn't know where I was and saw all of these masked faces staring at me, plus the pain of the tube being removed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

384 And this asshole has been saying and doing this sort of shit for DECADES...and without consequence. Not to mention the intern-fingering and fondling of little girls.

Posted by: Stu-22 at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (J8sNU)

385 377. The Russian who negotiated our capitulation to Iran was a good guy. Totally not pootiny

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (ONvIw)

386 338 That's right, Roger Moore...some kind of war movie. I used to see the box cover but never rented it. I wonder if it's on Amazon...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 12:58 PM (XvPQV)

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Ffolkes?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (OJ5dF)

387 > We have to forgive Joe. His wife and daughter died because a truck driver drank his lunch.

That lie pisses me off more than many of the lies Joe tells. The truck driver was stone cold sober and the accident was almost certainly Joe's wife's fault. I'm sure the truck driver felt awful for the rest of his life for having killed a mother and child, whether it was his fault or not. On top of that a national level politician is out there lying about how he was drunk at the time. What an unbelievable asshole.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (NahKu)

388 Billy Carter was actually folksy. Made awful beer, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

389 Jane - you live in a blue area.

If election is Kemp vs Abrams, she has a chance. Sizable portion of GOP won't vote for Kemp after he screwed Trump.

If it is Perdue against Abrams, she will lose.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
____

And here's the thing, I hope Kemp loses, he's a piece of shit. But Trump started that feud when he made a bitter enemy there by blasting Kemp publicly for opening up GA too early. He held a press conference that just ripped into him. All the Republican Governors were then scared shitless and the lockdowns continued.

It's like Trump never thinks there's a cost to going to battle with people.

Kemp took the opportunity to then stab Trump in the "front" when he needed him in GA.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (mprjT)

390 Oil down 11%
Posted by: Hmmm at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (hiSyH)



Won't show up at the pumps for 3 weeks.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (IXZGh)

391 Have we made it this far yet without someone saying:

You know who else was volksy?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (KFhLj)

392 Biden is a charlatan.

If you're poor, he'll tell you his family was poor for a while while he was a kid. If you're middle-class, he'll tell you his family was middle-class while he was growing up. If you're a laborer, he'll tell you he mined coal as a teenager. If you're a union member, he'll tell you he's been fighting for unions against the fat cats since he was in high school.

If you're black, he'll tell you he marched at Selma and was arrested in South Africa for trying to visit Mandela. If you or someone in your family is or was in the military, his son was too and suffered through many deployments (he leaves out that all his superiors knew who his daddy was), was in combat theater, and was killed by toxic smoke in the combat theater.

If you're a truck driver, he was too. If you're a woman, he knows all about your problems because he loved his mother and grandmother, and is married (to a woman, but he might change that to a man someday while talking to an LGBT group).

And on and on. A charlatan and a con man.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (AMIL/)

393 This is why we're not going to be attending the TxMoMee this year.
We just cannot afford to.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (BO3bF)


Ya know...just a thought. Maybe WE are to blame. Gas prices, Ukraine, threats of nuclear war. The TXMoMe has risen to the top of the fibs ladder of suspicious activities and started this whole ball rollin'!
Awesome 'Rons and "Ettes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (axyOa)

394 After Trainwreck of an Election Last Week, Houston Elections Administrator Isabel Longoria Resigns

Too bad she didnt take Fuck Hildago with her!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (yrol0)

395 As I understand it, the provinces is where the Ukraine military was located, so attack where the enemy is weak. Rhomboid probably knows better, he's been following this.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Supposedly, the best units of the Ukraine Army are in the Donbass area, and are about completely encircled by the Russian Army. Zelensky probably knows this, and that the war is just about over, because after this he will have no army left to fight. Just a bunch of "volunteers" with light automatic weapons. That will not stop armored columns.
Also, most of the Black Sea coast has been taken by the Russian Army, according to Russian "propaganda".
The things you are hearing about this and that about the Russian Army are probably deliberate misinformation.
Most of what we see, hear and told is likely dis-information, from both sides.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (vcOmj)

396 And when I say I hope Kemp loses, I mean the GOP primary.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (mprjT)

397 plus the pain of the tube being removed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

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Your throat must be very sore today! Stay quiet, sip tea, and be sure not to post comments in all caps til your throat feels better!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (VJsqe)

398 #332 So transparent election malarkey. Nice

And Gov. Abbott and the rest of the R establishment ignored it I betcha.

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (76KdS)

399 388 Billy Carter was actually folksy. Made awful beer, though.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

I've still got a can of it in my bar set up...

Great conversation piece.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (BgMrQ)

400 And his son was killed in combat while saving the lives of his platoon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Let us tell you about our war experiences...

Posted by: John Kerry, Richard Blumentha, Nathan Philipsl at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (L47aO)

401 Someone on Nextdoor was bragging that Greenville and Charleston are blue, and now they have to turn all the "redneck" areas blue.

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Greenville is fast on its way to being blue. And it used to be very red until just the last handful of years. It now has a 100% Democrat-elected city council for the first time in its history. And just walking downtown in the trendy areas feels like you're in a blue hell of progressives.

Oh, and I once awakened while being wheeled down the hall post surgery...and I was still intubated! It was literally terrifying. I remember clawing at my throat and trying to signal to somebody that I couldn't breathe. They looked down and just yanked it out. It was a very scary feeling.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (sVtYq)

402 You know who else was volksy?

I did not-see that joke coming

Posted by: Some Failed Austrian Painter at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (ESjRY)

403 Mitch says they agreed on $14B for aid (which I guess largely goes to defense contractors?) ... and he said they made agreements for some NATO members to buy planes from us ...

So Heels Up will not want to push for a stand down until that money gets approved, I'd guess. (and maybe they want to keep the war going longer, idk) Seems like they should push Ukraine to cut a deal, but surely there are many details we can never know, of what the real goals are.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (Cus5s)

404 I suspect Beau was the best of the litter and God took him out just to avoid this bullshit we are seeing now.
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Beau Biden was just as big a crook as the rest of that sleazy family.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (k4dH2)

405 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

I hope things work well for you Jane. I'm having a knee replaced in 2 weeks finally. Surgeon said it was one of the worst knees he had seen and he didn't know how I was still walking. Oh well. Must trust in the Almighty.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (o2MD2)

406 and then having the balls to brag that #'s were higher in the first year of the Depends administration vs. the first year of PDT's
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Just Say Shit.

It's all they do now.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (omOhR)

407 Let us tell you about our war experiences...
Posted by: John Kerry, Richard Blumentha, Nathan Philipsl at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (L47aO)

Danang Dickhead

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (yrol0)

408 >>Kemp took the opportunity to then stab Trump in the "front" when he needed him in GA.

The election rigging started long before that. GA was one of the first place Abrams and Elias targeted after 2016.

Based on the press conference from Georgia the other day about election fraud in 2020 it was so extensive nobody was going to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

409 291 Oil done $13 a barrel but don't hold your breath waiting for gas to come down LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 09, 2022 12:51 PM (Irn0L)

In would say most of the reason for it coming down is the unaffordability factor. People have drastically cut down on their driving or have quit altogether.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (Fs5vw)

410 Ya know...just a thought. Maybe WE are to blame. Gas prices, Ukraine, threats of nuclear war. The TXMoMe has risen to the top of the fibs ladder of suspicious activities and started this whole ball rollin'!
Awesome 'Rons and "Ettes!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
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lol
Food for thought.

Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (BO3bF)

411 I hate coming out of anesthesia. I always feel like crap. I throw up pretty much every time. My wife tells me I get really saccharine too.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2022 01:00 PM (NahKu)

I end up trying to be a stand up comedian that makes no sense.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (Q3fP7)

412 Hitler had folksy tendencies.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (IXZGh)

413 Biden's Deputy National Security Advisor Daleep Singh: "I'm an idiot who doesn't understand how supply and demand affect prices. If a large, oil producing nation floods the market with oil, it doesn't affect the price of oil at all."

https://bit.ly/3HZ6U1B

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (NahKu)

414
I've still got a can of it in my bar set up...

Great conversation piece.
Posted by: browndog
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I liked Billy, he struck me as a person completely without guile.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (L47aO)

415 >> I suspect Beau was the best of the litter


Would it surprise you to know that might be Hunter?

Because, Beau was as scummy as his old man, no doubt.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (lhr6a)

416
"Biden is the JEF's puppet."

Barky doesn't have the opposing thumbs to work a puppet.

Does eat dogs, though.

Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (bQvYf)

417 No way many of us are going to be able to "absorb the hit" for very much longer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (Xrfse)

418 #392

Succinct
Nicely done

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (76KdS)

419 And on and on. A charlatan and a con man.
Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2022 01:05 PM (AMIL/)

Well, he's very bad at it.

Posted by: Professor Harold Hill at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (4I/2K)

420 Nude Press Liars, BIRM.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (yQpMk)

421

Perot "you people"

https://tinyurl.com/3uud2e22

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (63Dwl)

422 I hope the "folks" go all wicker man on the carrot in chief. That'd be pretty folksy. Especially playing some happy bluegrass music to make the occasion more festive.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (wAnMi)

423 But Trump started that feud when he made a bitter enemy there by blasting Kemp publicly for opening up GA too early. He held a press conference that just ripped into him. All the Republican Governors were then scared shitless and the lockdowns continued.
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Maybe Trump did that because he knew Kemp was a POS and didn't trust Kemp to not screw him? I didn't understand it at the time but it made sense in the context of not trusting him to "open up" and then release all kind of bad numbers showing that opening up was bad.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (omOhR)

424 379. Could be true. I have read many a sad drunken missive by a suicidal patient threatening to kill him or herself and the kids. Fortunately they lose custody after their grotesque letters.

Posted by: CN at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

425 Good Lord Jane!! Sorry you are going through all this.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (nxdel)

426 I end up trying to be a stand up comedian that makes no sense.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (Q3fP7)
Heh. Me too, but I think I'm really funny. An audience of one.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (o2MD2)

427 Shackleton's ship "Endurance" had been located and photographed. It is in 3008 meters of water at the bottom of the Weddell Sea.

https://tinyurl.com/4kuazver

Posted by: Javems at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (AmoqO)

428 So just how folksy is the senile pervert. Does he use the old HW term "darky darkie ?"

In my more mellow moments I think "no the commiecrats didn't select the senile pervert just to sicken and embarrass fly-overs like me; it was just his name recognition, their need to have someone they could threaten to expose and their fear of losing their commie dream if they let a halfway honest election reseat DJT" But at times I truly feel like they selected that senile pervert to cheat into office for the maximum spite on all the Trump voters, especially former Ds.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (3cGpq)

429 My wife tells me I get really saccharine too.
Posted by: bonhomme
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I started crying. A damned hard thing for me to admit. Hell, I haven't cried since I was probably 6 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (L47aO)

430 Based on the press conference from Georgia the other day about election fraud in 2020 it was so extensive nobody was going to stop it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

Fulton had about 150k to 200k fake votes.
Cobb probably had that many but deleted their files.

PDT lost by about 10k.

So my guess is PDT had to have had a 500k lead at one time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (yrol0)

431 Your throat must be very sore today! Stay quiet, sip tea, and be sure not to post comments in all caps til your throat feels better!

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 01:06 PM (VJsqe)

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It is. I'm supposed to remove all the bandages except my ear (my nose is actually unbandaged and horrifying) at 4:00 and stand in a warm shower and let it wash off most of the blood and goo. I'm actually looking forward to that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

432 Posted by: Auspex at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (bQvYf)

I owe you an apology for jumping all over you a few weeks back.

Please excuse my bad manners.

***bows deeply***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (BgMrQ)

433 I filled up this morning at Costco. Up 25 cents from my last fillup. ($4.46 now) They had three people running the gas lines, asking people not to put up the I Did That biden stickers.
I laughed.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 12:59 PM (axyOa)


Ours went up 30 cents overnight. $3.99 to $4.29. Guess it's time to start making trips to CDA.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

434 Someone on Nextdoor was bragging that Greenville and Charleston are blue, and now they have to turn all the "redneck" areas blue.

*

Yep. Two of the one-time most pleasant places that I enjoyed visiting, and now two places that I do my best to avoid.

Coincidental, I'm sure.

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (cUuEU)

435 We're saved. Pocahontas is pushing a windfall profits tax on oil.

As noted last week:
Microsoft 2021 profit margin was 36%
Coca-Cola 2021 profit margin was 25%
Exxon 2021 profit margin was 8%

We definitely need to punish evil oil.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (LDoY2)

436 > I end up trying to be a stand up comedian that makes no sense.

When I had my testicle removed due to cancer, as I was waking up, I remember asking the nurse if she knew any funny nicknames for a man with one testicle. She said she didn't. I said I liked "the uniballer" and "tetherball."

Posted by: bonhomme at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (NahKu)

437 >>I started crying.


Happens to a lot of sex-change patients, I hear.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (lhr6a)

438 Uncle Joe sure is one folksy fartclam.

Posted by: Mozam at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (ea+OK)

439 I suspect most of the additional votes in 2020 over 2016 didn't come from actual citizens.

If that is true the real result was something like Trump 75M, Biden 60M...which sounds about right.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (ESjRY)

440 I mean we bitch rightly about how Trump trusted the wrong people but then when he (correctly) didn't trust an R who turned out to be an asshole, that's a problem too.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (WmFpo)

441 #392

Succinct
Nicely done

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2022 01:08 PM (76KdS)

Yep. And not even a good one at that. You can kind of respect the skill of someone who is good at their craft. He's just a dullard dining out on people's naivety and the long past its date respect for institutions.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (SH2Zi)

442 My wife tells me I get really saccharine too.
Posted by: bonhomme


I get sweet & low on occasion.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 01:12 PM (HtUT2)

443 I started crying. A damned hard thing for me to admit. Hell, I haven't cried since I was probably 6 years old.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (L47aO)

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I almost did. I was terrified, and it hurt so badly. I had no idea where I was or who was hurting me. Never ever experienced that before, through many surgeries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

444 Nood Veritas

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 01:12 PM (qnVBz)

445 Happens to a lot of sex-change patients, I hear.

He *hears.*

You know, from a friend.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 09, 2022 01:12 PM (KFhLj)

446 >>>stand in a warm shower

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Sounds weird, but that 1st shower can be exhausting. Go slow, use caution.

Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 01:13 PM (VJsqe)

447 When I had my testicle removed due to cancer, as I was waking up, I remember asking the nurse if she knew any funny nicknames for a man with one testicle. She said she didn't. I said I liked "the uniballer" and "tetherball."
Posted by: bonhomme


Tether ball. Snort

Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 01:13 PM (HtUT2)

448 My wife tells me I get really saccharine too.
Posted by: bonhomme
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I started crying. A damned hard thing for me to admit. Hell, I haven't cried since I was probably 6 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:10 PM (L47aO)


After his knee surgery my husband was feeling frisky and trying to get me to climb onto the bed with him. He doesn't remember that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 09, 2022 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

449 >>My wife tells me I get really saccharine too.


Hahaha -
My ex used to tell any woman I sweet talked that they shouldn't pay any attention to me as it was all saccharine.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2022 01:13 PM (lhr6a)

450 The Hill has this for the official transcript; no better:

The three congressmen you have here - two of them look like they could - they really could and did play ball. And the other one looks like he could bomb you. (Laughter.) And - that's - it's a tough group but a good group.

Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 01:14 PM (k8wcX)

451 Happens to a lot of sex-change patients, I hear.
Posted by: garrett
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Hey, dammit! Let's not start ugly rumors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:14 PM (bk3Sg)

452 In would say most of the reason for it coming down is the unaffordability factor. People have drastically cut down on their driving or have quit altogether.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons

The price of oil is driven by speculation and futures trading, "Betting" on the price of oil in 2 weeks, 4 weeks, sometime in the future. When actual supply is factored in (and that is sometimes unknown precisely), futures move up and down.
So with future oil supply really a big guess right now, the "futures" speculation has oil prices all over the place (mostly way up). When information gets solid as to the actual future supply, speculation will decline.
My uneducated guess is that with the loss of some imported oil and refined gas from Russia, some refineries are looking for new supplies. And the insiders know what is going on. Oil prices should stabilize at some point when supplies get firmed up, and Biden the Dork will take credit, of which he deserves none.
Its the market working to adjust the problem the idiot politicians have created.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at March 09, 2022 01:14 PM (vcOmj)

453 >>So my guess is PDT had to have had a 500k lead at one time.

Sounds likely. There's no way Biden was within 5 points of Trump let alone beat him in Georgia without massive cheating. It never made any sense.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

454 I remember an old guy at a meeting who had suffered a stroke months earlier, and would occasionally curse inappropriately. We understood he was just being "folksy," so no harm done.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 09, 2022 01:15 PM (Wg1SU)

455 his son was too and suffered through many deployments (he leaves out that all his superiors knew who his daddy was), was in combat theater, and was killed by toxic smoke in the combat theater.
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Beau Biden had a 7-month stay in Iraq, which he interrupted with a trip back to the U.S. to watch daddy dearest's inauguration as VP.

Beau was a JAG and worked in an office. I saw a photo of him once during his Iraq deployment. He was in what appeared to be a very large and comfortable office, sitting at a desk, working on a laptop. No "burn pit" smoke in sight.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 01:15 PM (k4dH2)

456 423 But Trump started that feud when he made a bitter enemy there by blasting Kemp publicly for opening up GA too early.
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Maybe Trump did that because he knew Kemp was a POS and didn't trust Kemp to not screw him? I didn't understand it at the time but it made sense in the context of not trusting him to "open up" and then release all kind of bad numbers showing that opening up was bad.
Posted by: ...
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Bit of history--Kemp was Sec. of State before becoming governor and his SOS assistant turned into a sales rep for Dominion which then promptly sold Dominion systems to Georgia for the 2020 elections plus their election suite software. There was a mysterious server data wipe of the 2018 election data which was under Kemp's direct supervision. That was the last election using the Diebold system.
My guess, is that Republicans have been using the system to cheat at primary elections for awhile and that the whole GA executive branch if not the leg is complicit of that. Kemp is corrupt just like the last GA governor.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:16 PM (Iq9dF)

457 Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (omOhR)

No it was payback for what Trump thought was an earlier slight by Kemp. Trump can't let anything go. That's just Trump. What I can't forgive is what Trump did for the run off. Cut our nose off to spite our face.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 09, 2022 01:17 PM (Q3fP7)

458 435 We're saved. Pocahontas is pushing a windfall profits tax on oil.
As noted last week:
Microsoft 2021 profit margin was 36%
Coca-Cola 2021 profit margin was 25%
Exxon 2021 profit margin was 8%

We definitely need to punish evil oil.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (LDoY2)


She's simply providing today's anti-Big Oil sound bite to the Media. Yesterday Brandon filled the last half of his speech with anti-Big Oil sound bites. Psaki is providing anti-Big Oil soundbites every day now in her press conferences. The Junta screwed-up by putting Joe with his anti-Big Oil screed yesterday, the same day KommieLa and Mayor Buttplug were ranting about Big Oil.

It's all propaganda, all the time.

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2022 01:18 PM (AMIL/)

459 I actually DID come out swinging! Didn't know where I was and saw all of these masked faces staring at me, plus the pain of the tube being removed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 09, 2022 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

When I woke up from one surgery they had my wrists strapped to the gurney. Being claustrophobic that bothered me more that the breathing tube.

Posted by: Javems at March 09, 2022 01:18 PM (AmoqO)

460 Yes Charleston is Blue.. They want Cunningham back so bad here... Most natives are offended by the thoughts that have to do with; saving the turtles, stopping offshore drilling and banning plastic bags.

Posted by: Silent at March 09, 2022 01:18 PM (CrU4U)

461 Ah, so in reality, the justice system actually suffers from "systemic folksiness". That makes a lot more sense

Posted by: deadrody at March 09, 2022 01:18 PM (/jrmI)

462 Sounds weird, but that 1st shower can be exhausting. Go slow, use caution.
Posted by: 496
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Walgreen's, Ace Hardware, have suction-cup-attached assist bars for showers. I recommend them, highly, just to have a stabilizing handhold. Example: https://tinyurl.com/443xvffe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2022 01:19 PM (bk3Sg)

463 Just look at these three Congressmen, you got a skinhead and a couple of Coloreds who look a lot like that Negro baseball player. I bet they'd really give Lebron a game too! Anyway, the one fella looks a lot like Corn Pop and the other guy looks like his brother. You know, most people don't know Corn Pop's brother was just as tough as Corn Pop. He would cut you just for looking at him. And he also had very light colored hairs on his legs. Me and him would sit with our legs in the pool while youngsters would try to straighten out our leg hair. It was a different time back then. The youngsters would jump in our laps and we'd sniff their hair. Ahhh the good ole days.

Posted by: Folksy Joe at March 09, 2022 01:20 PM (UzHWA)

464 457 Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:09 PM (omOhR)

No it was payback for what Trump thought was an earlier slight by Kemp. Trump can't let anything go. That's just Trump. What I can't forgive is what Trump did for the run off. Cut our nose off to spite our face.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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Mitch the Bitch did that. He stiffed the rural irregular voters by killing the Covid relief bill amounts. Then you have Kemp and all the GA Gop refusing to apply the requirement that you had to have voted during the general in order to run in the runoff and that GA GOP delayed the election from Dec. to January. GA GOP did nothing to prevent the same damn shenanigans that happened in Fulton and other urban areas as well during the runoff plus Loeffler and Perdue looked to be embarrassed by any claim that the Dems cheated their way to victory.

Revisionist history don't fly here for people that remember the events.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:21 PM (Iq9dF)

465 I mean we bitch rightly about how Trump trusted the wrong people but then when he (correctly) didn't trust an R who turned out to be an asshole, that's a problem too.
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2022 01:11 PM (WmFpo)

One had nothing to do with the other. You don't disagree with the right policy because you don't like the guy. Pick something else to bash him.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 09, 2022 01:24 PM (Q3fP7)

466 Maybe Trump did that because he knew Kemp was a POS and didn't trust Kemp to not screw him? I didn't understand it at the time but it made sense in the context of not trusting him to "open up" and then release all kind of bad numbers showing that opening up was bad.
Posted by: ...
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So if a Republican Gov does something genuinely "conservative" (like opening the state back up) it's cool for Trump to preemptively stop that and try and destroy him (even though he's not up for reelection) because deep down, Trump doesn't like him?

This is the problem with the cult of personality, we start believing in nothing.

I think both Kemp and Trump were in the wrong, but Trump burned an important bridge for a one day press conference.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 01:25 PM (mprjT)

467 Revisionist history don't fly here for people that remember the events.
Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:21 PM (Iq9dF)

It's not revisionist. Trump joined the chorus that voter fraud occurred and it was useless to vote.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 09, 2022 01:26 PM (Q3fP7)

468 eight bucks a gallon sounds reasonable
Posted by: tuggin tubin at March 09, 2022 12:31 PM (cSW7V)

We're headed there - guaranteed. Because this admin is refusing to pursue any plan that could actually avoid that. Everything they do propose is utter nonsense.
==
8 dollars a gallon is their plan. Putin is the scapegoat.
Look at where the rare earth and battery production is coming from and then factor in the big guys 10%. He is China's market maker/salesman. 10% commission.

Its pretty much in your face. Just like his child molestin'

Posted by: marvelously consistent criminality at March 09, 2022 01:26 PM (8ubGD)

469 It's not revisionist. Trump joined the chorus that voter fraud occurred and it was useless to vote.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

NO HE DID NOT, that was nutball lawyer dude Lin Wood who has left the state for SC. Trump stated for a fact that voter fraud has occurred and the state leg senate judiciary had just had an 8 hr hearing indicating that very fact at the end of december. Everything since then indicates that the fraud was more massive than believed at the time. So your statements are garbage and absent of any facts.

Show me where Trump said not to vote in the runoff with direct attribution and I will agree with you. Otherwise, you sound like Brian in New Orleans.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:30 PM (Iq9dF)

470 It's not revisionist. Trump joined the chorus that voter fraud occurred and it was useless to vote.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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And then outbid Democrats (and the Republicans running for the Senate seats) with his bullshit "more checks in the mail" plan. I guess Mitch McConnell actually doing something conservative by saying no was where he went wrong and "we" are supposed to be mad at him. because it's no longer about ideology but making Trump a deity.



Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 01:31 PM (mprjT)

471 466 Blago, you have a boring tic about Trump probably because you work in some capacity for the GOP.

Kemp is not a conservative, has not done shit about voter fraud which he is directly implicated in--via the sweetheart deal as SOS for the new Dominion system and implicated in wiping 2018 election data that was subject of a lawsuit. Raffensperger is worse than Kemp and runs an office that is full of anti-Trump haters that were recruited from a firm that boasts about getting people elected. Raffensperger as SOS has a brother that is a lobbyist for Huawei btw. The Atty Gen is nowhere to be found and Kemp had his pet GBI director roll over and play dead on fraud.

You may not like Trump but Kemp is the antithesis of a conservative and the GA GOP establishment did a whole bait and switch on a number of conservative items in favor of Big Bidness centered around Atlanta.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:35 PM (Iq9dF)

472 470, The fact that you are supporting Mitch is all everyone here needs to know. You outed yourself.

Posted by: whig at March 09, 2022 01:36 PM (Iq9dF)

473 Whig, would you stop with ridiculous allegations that I work for McConnell?

I don't like McConnell, I think he completely threw Trump under the bus. But when McConnell does something conservative, I'm going to praise it. Sending checks in the mail is a BULLSHIT public policy plan. But I guess you disagree? Trump was in the wrong on this one.

Posted by: Blago at March 09, 2022 01:41 PM (mprjT)

474 $4.57 gal. here this morning. Glad I don't have to drive to work anymore. My brother drives over an hour each way every day. Not getting better for awhile I think.

Posted by: dartist at March 09, 2022 01:54 PM (+ya+t)

475 Righto. I guess David Duke is just "folksy".

I suppose Marge Schott was just "folksy". And Roseanne.

Just "folksy".

Other euphemisms for "racist":

Plain-spoken. Lacking mental filters. Old. Advanced age. Blunt. Direct

Posted by: deti at March 09, 2022 02:16 PM (C7e3k)

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