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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Charles M. Russell
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2022 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We are not going to HONK our way out of this mess!~ at March 09, 2022 09:30 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2022 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:30 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:31 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Tanto at March 09, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (onc9E)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (lCui1)
Drewish maybe?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2022 09:33 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Kris at March 09, 2022 09:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
He's keeping an eye on the
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We are not going to HONK our way out of this mess!~ at March 09, 2022 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (Msys3)
Judges would have also accepted The Fugowees.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We are not going to HONK our way out of this mess!~ at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (onc9E)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 09, 2022 09:34 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We are not going to HONK our way out of this mess!~ at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (lCui1)
The Croctaw.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 09:36 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 09:36 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2022 09:36 AM (onc9E)
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at March 09, 2022 09:36 AM (wJlLU)
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: The Washington Football Team at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: 496
That loincloth isn't gonna scrub itself.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: red speck at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: The Washington Football Team at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Indian Hairstylist Cher at March 09, 2022 09:38 AM (ApVam)
Posted by: Tuna at March 09, 2022 09:38 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 09, 2022 09:38 AM (z2xUm)
Posted by: 496
It's for playing Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: Some Brave Brave at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We are not going to HONK our way out of this mess!~ at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
AtC is passing out smallpox blankets?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Kris at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 09:35 AM (HsAzN)
Little Louse on the Prairie.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (SH2Zi)
"This isn't gonna look gay, is it?
I mean, I don't want my hair to look all gay and stuff.
Last time when you gave me a man bun?
That looked gay.!"
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (zraYP)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at March 09, 2022 09:40 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Kris at March 09, 2022 09:39 AM (OyyDO)
Kris!!
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 09:41 AM (Vr12I)
I'd settle for Indian tits.
I'll get a fully dressed squaw*.
*Yes, I know the Interior Department of the USG is spending vast sums to rename everything with "squaw" in their place names. Sigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2022 09:42 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:42 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at March 09, 2022 09:42 AM (wJlLU)
Posted by: The Washington Football Team at March 09, 2022 09:37 AM (ESjRY)
I believe most indians have very little facial/body hair.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 09:42 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Nova local at March 09, 2022 09:42 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: 18-1
Our betters must be getting desperate over the political skills and balls on this renegade governor.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We are not going to HONK our way out of this mess!~ at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (hOUT3)
I really don't like this painting.
Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (2nFxy)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (SjcEJ)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Nova local at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (exHjb)
See the comments on body hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 09:44 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 09, 2022 09:45 AM (AiLSR)
Posted by: Nova local at March 09, 2022 09:46 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 09:46 AM (SjcEJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:46 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: andycanuck
You're suggesting someone got the Big Horn?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2022 09:46 AM (onc9E)
Do they actually mean something or are they simply affectation?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2022 09:46 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (VJsqe)
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Obviously.
That's Frank de Kova.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (AiLSR)
(My hovercraft is full of eels)
Useful Lakota for us morons.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
So today I'm going to bathe in the pristine warm stream, pick some berries, sunbathe, and spend the day in a hammock.
What life was actually like
So today I'm going to get up at dawn and start looking for food. Presuming the neighboring tribe doesn't kill me, and I don't get lost in the woods, maybe I can catch a squirrel that doesn't chew off my other pinky. If I get that done before noon, I can collect firewood until dark so we don't freeze to death tonight.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (ESjRY)
BTW, I don't use the term 'native American'. I was born here and so that term applies to me as well. One advantage to being old, big, and well-armed is being able to ignore left enforced political correctness.
Mini-rant concluded.
Posted by: JTB at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (7EjX1)
Why do you ask, 2 dogs fucking?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (yrol0)
In short, the same shit they say every year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (qnVBz)
"Oh, It's just so nice to take a little me time, you know.
A break from all the scalping and all that....this just so relaxing.
You know? I've changed my mind. I have that mani-pedi we talked about. I'm worth it!
Coral pink for the nails, don't you think?"
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 09:48 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: The Squaw in the picture at March 09, 2022 09:48 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 09:48 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: 496
Don't be dissing the zydeco, Yankee imperialist tool.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2022 09:48 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2022 09:48 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 09:49 AM (BFigT)
I love how every mid/upper manager is required to say the same stupid corporate stuff that at best changes nothing, and at worst makes things worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:49 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: McCool at March 09, 2022 09:49 AM (BqBIh)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:43 AM (VJsqe)
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Obviously.
That's Frank de Kova.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
Iorn Eyes Cody, aka, Espera DeCorti.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:50 AM (HtUT2)
Do they actually mean something or are they simply affectation?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 09, 2022 09:46 AM (dfRN6)
It means he's the Riddler!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 09:50 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 09:50 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2022 09:50 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 09:50 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:50 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (PiwSw)
I just can't even...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09
The lack of self control is staggering.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (gmo/4)
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Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/sNyYMmuZLh0
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (AiLSR)
McDonald's vill now be kalled McIvan's. Take dat Amerikanskis!
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
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I mean...why not? If the globo corps take the Uke side, why wouldn't you acknowledge that as Russia?
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Why not indeed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (txdEq)
I remember when DeSantis was one of the few governors fighting the narrative and Biden threatened to close the border from FL to the rest of the country.
And DeSantis responded by saying he'd send the national guard to keep it open.
More then any individual event I think marked the beginning of the end of COVID mania.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (ESjRY)
I just can't even...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, I violated at 88 - sorry, CBD - I expected the comments to be past 100. Should've checked.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (IUd0M)
I just can't even...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
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Shrinkflation - 100 comments is now down to about 60.
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cicero
Have you seen the new LoL ad? Just the landscape.
American Indians have already exclaimed, "just like the white man. Get rid of the Indian, keep the land".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (p+1gI)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (2NHgQ)
Thanks for the education, CBD.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (l1LhX)
I just can't even...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09
The lack of self control is staggering.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 09:51 AM (U2p+3)
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I am the master of my domain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 09:47 AM (qnVBz)
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She's only 1/582 parts her grandmother.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (AiLSR)
Bill or George or Anything But - a limerick
The Chief's getting a lovely hair-do.
And he's got a dress fitting at two
His make-up? It's a fail!
Dammit! chipped another nail!
Life ain't easy for a boy named Sioux!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (m45I2)
Out: Crappy burgers and fried potatoes
In: Fried potatoes and crappy burgers
Taste the difference!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Silent at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (CrU4U)
That means....?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
They were trying to steal TJM's gag of posting that as comment 100.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: NC Ref at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (9unzF)
That means....?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (XIJ/X)
Yeah.
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (z5Vrg)
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I've never tried that one. It'd be a good one, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:32 AM (Msys3)
Judges would have also accepted The Fugowees.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
LOL! My first thought!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
You are the Jedi Master of the 404.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (2NHgQ)
Or would you insist on being lied to?
Posted by: Today is bad but tomorrow will be worse at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (EAaOl)
" you know, this was a lot easier before you looted that mirror from the dead settlers"
" hang on, I can still see your roots"
"I'm telling you, there's something crawling around in there"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (MzKgG)
The Chief's getting a lovely hair-do.
And he's got a dress fitting at two
His make-up? It's a fail!
Dammit! chipped another nail!
Life ain't easy for a boy named Sioux!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM (m45I2)
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That's Michiganeh!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (AiLSR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (UuD2k)
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"We burn out entire white eye settlement and all I get is this lousy mirror."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (VxC1e)
And DeSantis responded by saying he'd send the national guard to keep it open.
More then any individual event I think marked the beginning of the end of COVID mania.
Posted by: 18-1
DeSantis needs a State Guard.
He sends the National Guard and Biden Federalizes them and sends them to Arizona.
Checkmate.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (IUd0M)
Nope...an anecdote about stupid corporate crap is fine. The purpose of the 100 comment rule is to give The Horde a respite from the constant hammering of current events.
Although...you said nothing about leveraging synergies, so I am a bit disappointed in you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (XIJ/X)
Is Squaw something that really offends Indians themselves?
Or is this just more lame-ass Karening by the left?
Cuz, as a for instance, the Japanese use the word "oriental" all the time to describe Japanese and other Asians and their stuff.
Obviously, "oriental" is no insult at all. Just more lame-assery by American born progtards of Asian ancestry to create their own "n-word" to be all upset about.
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2022 09:54 AM (UuD2k)
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It was on the wall.
Yeh, I know. What wall?
Posted by: Biden's Dog at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (AiLSR)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (VxC1e)
In short, the same shit they say every year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022
***
Yeah, I've got a 40-minute presentation to sit through about harassment and discrimination. Mandatory, and they actually tracked me down to say I hadn't gone through it (unlike the coof testing). So I guess I'll have to set aside an hour and click through it. (I doubt I can just let it play and come back in 35 minutes.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (MzKgG)
Yes, and I also like Curtis and Bierstadt's work too.
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (Vr12I)
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Please tell me this is from the Babylon Bee
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: huerfano at March 09, 2022 09:55 AM (MzKgG)
Agreed, but I got a chuckle out of the topic and thought that The Horde would too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (XIJ/X)
McPutins has the best borsch!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (yrol0)
Thanks for the education, CBD.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM
For those who like Russell and Remington, the Amon Carter Museum, located in the Museum District of Fort Worth, has one of the best collections of their work in the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (trdmm)
We are here because Democrats put us here. Now Brandon is trying to make Russia his excuse for high gas prices and inflation? F these people. They don't care about anything but themselves.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Sheer poetry Marcus. Nice throat punch reference too and my sentiments exactly.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 09, 2022 09:58 AM (00M+L)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:53 AM
Wait...those are a thing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2022 09:58 AM (vqhPW)
"Biden is doing the best he can. The gas prices aren't his fault."
"I'm feeling anxiety over no masks."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 09, 2022 09:58 AM (QQApq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
In the Cleveland area in the 60's and 70's we had Chippewa Lake Park - it was an amusement place with rides and such.
Their radio spot for years had an "Indian" saying at the end of the jingle "Hav'em heap big time!"
It was fantastic.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (qnVBz)
The last one of those I had to watch was like a Mexican soap opera. I actually enjoyed it.
The boss was banging a project manager he kept promoting, and the senior floor manager was giving her crap about it. So she got drunk at the company holiday party and threw a drink at him.
I think they managed to get every HR rule broken in the story. It was awesome.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (ESjRY)
"Biden is doing the best he can. The gas prices aren't his fault."
"I'm feeling anxiety over no masks."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at March 09, 2022 09:58 AM (QQApq)
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"Fuck you for worrying about high gas prices when you could just go right out and buy a new electric car right now. What are you, some kind of peasant that can't drop tens of thousands of dollars right now on a new car that won't take you cross country?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (qnVBz)
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I remember talk of upping the rule to 200 comments.
Let's not tempt fate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:00 AM (LvTSG)
I bet they treat the lady camels with more respect than their wives.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Hell Make 1 bad comment here and you can get a lifetime of harassments and discriminations.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:01 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Igor at March 09, 2022 10:01 AM (PiwSw)
I always take her out to dinner before we move to the love making. Always!
Posted by: Some Saudi Camel Owner at March 09, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM (txdEq)
Every time an Employee sits through a discrimination seminar, an HR staffer is awarded their pitchfork.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:01 AM (trdmm)
President Biden
@POTUS
United States government official
Loosening environmental regulations won't lower prices.
But transforming our economy to run on electric vehicles, powered by clean energy, will mean that no one will have to worry about gas prices.
It will mean tyrants like Putin won't be able to use fossil fuels as a weapon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022
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I guess a lot of the Northern Plains tribes got named by the French or the Americans because of some cultural trait of theirs. Nez Perce = "pierced nose," though I've heard those Indians never actually adorned their noses that way. Flathead, Blackfoot, etc. More southerly tribes like Comanche, Apache, Arapaho, etc., seemed to keep their own names for themselves, or at least didn't get dubbed with something in English that stuck.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)
In short, the same shit they say every year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Wait until the legal department decides you can't talk to customers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (HtUT2)
McDonald's vill now be kalled McIvan's. Take dat Amerikanskis!
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
There was a chain of fast food places in St Petersburg about 15 years ago called Blin!donalds, named for the crepe style Russian pancake blin. Blin also means darn or dang hence the exclamation point. Neat place with tasty food.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (3gjFX)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (UHVv4)
I always take her out to dinner before we move to the love making. Always!
Posted by: Some Saudi Camel Owner at March 09, 2022 10:01 AM (ESjRY)
Yea, they don't beat them to death. They screw them to death; but they don't beat them to death.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Hump fillers?! Yoo Hoo!!
-- Buttigig
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (Msys3)
It will mean tyrants like Putin won't be able to use fossil fuels as a weapon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (FVME7)
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They've given up on the election and are just fundraising off of their base. "Don't abandon us like everyone else! We're dedicated to your pipedreams!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (qnVBz)
I always take her out to dinner before we move to the love making. Always!
Posted by: Some Saudi Camel Owner at March 09, 2022
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One of the great book titles:
The Last Camel Died at Noon
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 09:57 AM
Nope, for reelz. Previously, this was more of a local contest, but this one was opened up, and attracted entrants from around the Middle East.
The owner of the winner stated he'd spent "years" preparing her.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (a3Q+t)
I bet they treat the lady camels with more respect than their wives.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 09, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Remember the Arab Sheikh in Ben Hur, played by Hugh Griffith? "Do you think you can treat my horses like Animals???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (trdmm)
In short, the same shit they say every year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
We shall continue to provide excellence in the field of excellency!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (HsAzN)
In short, the same shit they say every year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Wait until the legal department decides you can't talk to customers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:02 AM (HtUT2)
Have you heard these neanderthals speak? Are you trying to get us all prosecuted!?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (z5Vrg)
The boss was banging a project manager he kept promoting, and the senior floor manager was giving her crap about it. So she got drunk at the company holiday party and threw a drink at him.
I think they managed to get every HR rule broken in the story. It was awesome.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (ESjRY)
That would be great. Unfortunately, I'm in a multi-culti left-wing industry filled with "sensitive" people. Everything has to be a humorless as possible lest someone recognize themselves in the vignette.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (YIVH2)
Loosening environmental regulations won't lower prices.
But transforming our economy to run on electric vehicles, powered by clean energy, will mean that no one will have to worry about gas prices.
It will mean tyrants like Putin won't be able to use fossil fuels as a weapon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Except no oil means no plastics. You know, like what the EV's are made out of.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (qnVBz)
hoo hoo hoo
ha ha ha
She might as well said FUCK YOU PEASANTS!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (yrol0)
That would be great. Unfortunately, I'm in a multi-culti left-wing industry filled with "sensitive" people. Everything has to be a humorless as possible lest someone recognize themselves in the vignette.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (IUd0M)
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So, it's all straight white dudes pinching each others' asses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
"Biden is doing the best he can. The gas prices aren't his fault."
Answer that might get through - "Even if they aren't his fault, is he proposing anything to actually make it better for us? I mean, I don't have the money to buy an electric car, and there aren't any available to buy right now anyway, and I'd like to visit my parents this summer without having to take out a 2nd mortgage. This sucks, and we didn't have these issues in the 2010s...somehow, we had enough energy to actually export it back then."
Posted by: Nova local at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (ukNFU)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (UHVv4)
I think they managed to get every HR rule broken in the story. It was awesome.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (ESjRY)
This. Is. CNN.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Judge Chamberlain Haller at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (ukNFU)
pigtails maybe?
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (j40lz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
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"Screw electric cars, they still rely on non-renewables. Go buy yourself a nuclear submarine and help save the planet until the feral government finally mandates that all cars and trucks be nuclear-powered."
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (At8MT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Frankly, if you were the kind of person who should be travelling cross-country, you'd have a taxpayer funded corporate jet at your disposal.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (GYllL)
And crossbows.
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (IUd0M)
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I mean...it's true. Only the elite should be allowed to travel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (ukNFU)
Rolled around in a fire.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2022 10:07 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 09, 2022 10:07 AM (0chEi)
Posted by: johnd01 at March 09, 2022
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Extra body and facial hair is not as much of a problem with Indians, or with East Asians generally (Mongoloid race, as they used to be called). I expect if there was something to be removed, they either plucked it out hair by hair, or singed it off. I don't want to think about either alternative.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 10:07 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Nooooooooooo!!!! There goes the bachelor party!
Wait! Prop her up! Maybe no one will notice
-Abdullah bin Humpin
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:07 AM (HtUT2)
Year 2019 4,485,653
Year 2021 4,082,478
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:06 AM (yrol0)
I expected a bigger drop than that.
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 10:07 AM (Vr12I)
*******
Throughout history many more white men did not invent the wheel than Native Americans.
Just for some perspective.
Posted by: Nosmo King at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (m45I2)
They're kind of quiet on how an essential part of the plan is how every poor schlub in the country who's living paycheck to paycheck will be forced to finance a new $70,000 vehicle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:05 AM (At8MT)
I give you the 1957 Ford Nucleon!
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (Vr12I)
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"There were NO tribes back then, h8r! All natives lived in peace and harmony together with each other and with nature ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (At8MT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (HtUT2)
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No oil = no plastics = no food or medicine, both of which are ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON PLASTIC to maintain our current standard of living.
Idiots. Evil fucking idiots. The lot of them can burn in Hell and leave us alone.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (j40lz)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (frr40)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (gmo/4)
I think I saw those in the fallout 3 game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (VwHCD)
They're kind of quiet on how an essential part of the plan is how every poor schlub in the country who's living paycheck to paycheck will be forced to finance a new $70,000 vehicle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (trdmm)
Tom
The other little secret is that EVs capture rate (replacing EVs with EVs) is a little over 50% some years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:10 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 10:03 AM (IUd0M)
You need a new job. Try to quietly sabotage as much of it as you can before you leave.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:10 AM (trdmm)
Idiots. Evil fucking idiots. The lot of them can burn in Hell and leave us alone.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2022 10:09 AM (YIVH2)
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It's okay. We'll just use much heavier metals. Easy peasy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Men's hair was a big deal to the Amerindians, kind of a fetish according to some authors. And by men's hair I mean both their own and that of others.
Posted by: 11B40 at March 09, 2022 10:10 AM (uuklp)
Heap painful! We thank-um Great Spirit for invention of "Nair." Good medicine! How!
Posted by: The Squaws at March 09, 2022 10:10 AM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (KiBMU)
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I mean...why not? If the globo corps take the Uke side, why wouldn't you acknowledge that as Russia?
Why not indeed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 09:52 AM (lCui1)
They're merely seizing assets from foreign fast food oligarchs.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (DTX3h)
"Biden is doing the best he can. The gas prices aren't his fault."
THEY ARE HIS FAULT AS OF 1400 hrs on Jan. 6th, 2021 when he killed the Keystone Pipeline.
DO NOT let people get away with that. We went from net exporter to net importer In. A. Day.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (HtUT2)
But the Repubs are out there talking up war the majority of the country doesn't want (as far as I can tell) and generally doing their damnedest to lose what should be the easiest election in history.
Tis more then mildly frustrating.
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (ESZMY)
I'm getting a very 18th century Soviet vibe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (9nadL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (yrol0)
Expensive toys for rich boys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (trdmm)
Even if Brandon could snap his rapin' fingers and put a brand new Tesla in every driveway tomorrow, WE DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE TO SUPPORT THEM.
Our electric grid would collapse faster than Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef. It will take decades to build the power plants needed to charge all of these EVs, and that's making the false assumption that the democrats would allow said plants to be built, which they certainly would not.
These people are stupid, venal, grifting assholes and I'm sick and fucking tired of it.
Posted by: ballistic at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (oXNqT)
A transportation secretary who knows nothing about transportation.
Why... i am beginning to think that cabinet secretaries are only chosen to pay back political favors and pad resumes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
The people that invented horse riding went on to conquer Europe and the Middle East.
The "Proto Indo Europeans".
Though the left is still on a kick of arguing that the reason all the native men stop reproducing when the PIEs show up in your area is because the local women just found the PIEs hot...as opposed to the PIEs killed the men and took the women...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (HsAzN)
Men's hair was a big deal to the Amerindians, kind of a fetish according to some authors. And by men's hair I mean both their own and that of others.
Posted by: 11B40
*points to lodgepole - and that scalp, and that scalp, and that scalp...
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
More like...
White dude 1: I just don't want Ubanganeptaicka on my team. She's brown.
White dude 2: Yes, why don't those people go back where they belong?
Ubanganeptaicka: I've just solved all the world's problems.
White dude 1: Quick, let's rape her and steal credit for her brilliant ideas.
Gay dude 1: But that's wrong. I'm going to organize a march.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (KiBMU)
Great. I go through that shit with my hair now as it is. I can hardly wait for the "after people" era.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Spoken like a good little apparatchik. We've always been at war with EastAsia.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (HsAzN)
A transportation secretary who knows nothing about transportation.
Why... i am beginning to think that cabinet secretaries are only chosen to pay back political favors and pad resumes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
It's almost like the plan is to let the Deep State Bureaucracy do whatever the hell it wants to do with no interference or oversight from above.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:14 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:08 AM (trdmm)
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And what percentage of an electric car comes from mines in Russia or China?
Posted by: 496 at March 09, 2022 10:14 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 10:14 AM (9nadL)
And I guarantee there were a lot more American oligarchs on Epstein Island...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:14 AM (UHVv4)
The "Proto Indo Europeans".
Though the left is still on a kick of arguing that the reason all the native men stop reproducing when the PIEs show up in your area is because the local women just found the PIEs hot...as opposed to the PIEs killed the men and took the women...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (ESjRY)
Maybe this is the origin of women loving men on a horse.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
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Upper-middle class guy who probably barely leaves the house is happy to let the lower classes starve.
Because he loves the little guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Don't let that person engineer anything; it will be a disaster. As an alternative, I give you permission to use your little giant tire iron for re-education purposes.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (gmo/4)
A transportation secretary who knows nothing about transportation.
Why... i am beginning to think that cabinet secretaries are only chosen to pay back political favors and pad resumes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
When haven't cabinet posts been paybacks? I give you Elizabeth Chao.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (N39Ws)
Spoken like a good little apparatchik. We've always been at war with EastAsia.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (HsAzN)
One word can puncture that lie - Keystone.
Even the dems saying this lie know that it's a lie, that's why it cannot stand. They will repeat it because The Party tells them they have to; but they know its a lie. And of course, so does everyone else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (trdmm)
I remember after the Mortgage Meltdown in 2008 my commute got a lot better.
I took that as a sign of how much the government was hurting people...but I guess if you are a government worker you just don't care.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (qnVBz)
"The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to thee sum of the squaws on the other two hides!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (m45I2)
Just to refer woke greenies to
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (lCui1)
Their radio spot for years had an "Indian" saying at the end of the jingle "Hav'em heap big time!"
It was fantastic.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 09:59 AM (Msys3)
I remember.
Obligatory: fuck the Guardians!
#chiefwahooforever
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (YynYJ)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (HtUT2)
In Texas, near Vinegaroon
A lone cowboy cried
At the death of his bride
No more humps by the light of the moon
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (5NkmN)
Upper-middle class guy who probably barely leaves the house is happy to let the lower classes starve.
Because he loves the little guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
The kind of guy who thought it was a great idea to clean up the European ghettoes in 1943 by putting all of their residents in Camps.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
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Upper-middle class guy who probably barely leaves the house is happy to let the lower classes starve.
Because he loves the little guy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Not far from the truth, actually. Despite being a member of management, he is only in the office 2-3 days a week. The other days, he "works" from home.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (m45I2)
Good lord Muldoon...
***shakes head***
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Diversity affirmative-action hire, amirite?
Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (9N6ra)
The January 6th Kangaroo courts are starting.
Reffitt's son, Jackson, who opposes his father's political views, recorded conversations between the family after January 6 and turned the recordings over to the FBI; Jackson testified for the prosecution at trial.
Motherfucker. I can't even imagine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
Also the left: Who knew the price of gas would just randomly go up after we got elected? But don't worry, we've hired OJ to help us find the real price spikers!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (ESjRY)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (HtUT2)
Now that is brilliant!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (YynYJ)
From LazyBrave(TM).
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (trdmm)
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It's a problem when you let Apocalyptic cults thrive for decades, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
******
You are much too young to be this cynical...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:19 AM (m45I2)
The January 6th Kangaroo courts are starting.
Reffitt's son, Jackson, who opposes his father's political views, recorded conversations between the family after January 6 and turned the recordings over to the FBI; Jackson testified for the prosecution at trial.
Motherfucker. I can't even imagine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
Thanksgiving will be a little awkward this year!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:19 AM (N39Ws)
I'm getting a very 18th century Soviet vibe.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 10:11 AM (BFigT)
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The Russian Revolution of 1719?
Long vodka ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (At8MT)
Posted by: Muldoon
My recently departed nun math teacher martinet would like to have a word with you!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (lCui1)
Just to refer woke greenies to
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:16 AM (lCui1)
Everything does. You name it, I think I can tell you how it directly relies on fossil fuel.
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Diversity affirmative-action hire, amirite?
Posted by: Roy at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (9N6ra)
Nope. Old white guy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (N39Ws)
That's akin to lining the edges of your Trump 2024 yard sign with razor blades.
...And I approve.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (frr40)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:15 AM (z5Vrg)
what really sealed the deal was that all of those early horsemen had long hair and carried an early version of the guitar with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
Pretty shocking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (+3ARs)
It wouldn't have helped the current situation, given that the damned thing wasn't completed. But it sure doesn't help either.
That said, blocking all future federal leases really fucks with frackers. Fracking wells may start on Private land, but since their horizontally drilled can cross quite a bit of land distance, crossing multiple owners and if the Fed Gov is on that list and you don't already have a lease from them?
Well, you're fucked.
In ND only about 10 percent of the Bakken is on Federal land, but its enough to make it a massive headache.
Posted by: FrozenTech at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (ESZMY)
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I think it will take more than a spike to "nudge" people. The near future prices of about $7-8/gal are what they really want. At that price a whole segment of the population will relent and go EV, or public, or just quit commuting.
The real shit starts when the price of booze skyrockets.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (71+NS)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (J8ILO)
Then strap on your sword and head out into the wastelands.
Posted by: blaster at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (9otr5)
what really sealed the deal was that all of those early horsemen had long hair and carried an early version of the guitar with them.
No! Ogg's Ax is really Ax, not guitar.
Look? See heads on belt? Very sharp ax. Makes "woosh" sound only.
Posted by: Ogg not a musician at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:13 AM (N39Ws)
Don't let that person engineer anything; it will be a disaster. As an alternative, I give you permission to use your little giant tire iron for re-education purposes.
Posted by: Archer
He definitely should be on a list at the very least.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (m45I2)
The real shit starts when the price of booze skyrockets.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (BFigT)
Which it will because the cost of transporting is going up
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2022 10:22 AM (J8ILO)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: rickb223
My kind of guy. Follows that you can't cheat an honest man.
Newsletter details please if you would Sir!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 10:22 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 09, 2022 10:19 AM (N39Ws)
In my family, there would be two empty seats.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:22 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM
I'm having flashbacks to "Zinc Oxide and You".
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (frr40)
Also the left: And I'm going to take EVERYTHING from them. Because I love them so much
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (YynYJ)
New BLM rules now require a new application for EACH well on a lease. So if you need to punch in 4 or 5 holes each one take its own approval instead of being albe to get all 5 holes approved at once.
BLM has not approved a drilling for the last 30 days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (yrol0)
A transportation secretary who knows nothing about transportation.
Why... i am beginning to think that cabinet secretaries are only chosen to pay back political favors and pad resumes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
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At least our nuclear waste czar knows a thing or two about human waste, so we've got that going for us ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (At8MT)
A transportation secretary who knows nothing about transportation.
Why... i am beginning to think that cabinet secretaries are only chosen to pay back political favors and pad resumes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM (qnVBz)
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And to rub our faces in feces.
Speaking of which, at least our nuclear waste czar knows a thing or two about human waste, so we've got that going for us ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (At8MT)
Posted by: Archer at March 09, 2022 10:20 AM (gmo/4)
Ok. It has to be directly involved, specially as a raw product - like you just can't switch to nuclear energy and still have it work.
Medicine
Food
Roads
Computers phones internet
I think those are the big ones?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (lCui1)
Also the left: And I'm going to take EVERYTHING from them. Because I love them so much
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (ESjRY)
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"The poor thrived when there was nothing but wood to warm them in the winter."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (71+NS)
The real shit starts when the price of booze skyrockets.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Wait until a $3 head of lettuce costs $20, of which $17 is trucking costs.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
And don't give me that crap about shipping food and stuff - I get mine from Whole Foods. Delivered.
Posted by: The Left at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (ESjRY)
https://youtu.be/7YOD9drZasM
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (YynYJ)
42k adverse advents in less than 90 days!!
WTFO
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 09, 2022 10:25 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (71+NS)
Yep. Though I think we would go with a new concrete patio.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:25 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 10:21 AM (ZLI7S)
Don't think of it as destroying society! Think of it as going camping! Forever.
You like camping, don't you?
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 10:25 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (HtUT2)
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That'll be fixed by spending trillions of dollars to replace all the gas powered trucks with electric trucks that go about twenty miles (sans AC) before they need a recharge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:25 AM (LvTSG)
Come on man, what more do I need to say?
Posted by: The Georgia Guidestones at March 09, 2022 10:25 AM (ESjRY)
Motherfucker. I can't even imagine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
Sometimes it's completely acceptable to outlive one's kids.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2022 10:26 AM (VwHCD)
Medicine
Food
Roads
Computers phones internet
I think those are the big ones?
Posted by: vmom
Building materials. Specifically, pvc pipe.
Lumber. Roofing. Electric wire. (Sheathing)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:26 AM (HtUT2)
Now, now all it will take is a breakthrough.
I hear they're working on Magnetic Wood.
Once, we got that EVs will be totally sustainable!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 09, 2022 10:26 AM (5NkmN)
Also the left: And I'm going to take EVERYTHING from them. Because I love them so much
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2022 10:23 AM (ESjRY)
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They love the poor which is why they want to make more people poor.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:27 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
The world population needs to come down to 1 billion. Now we're not going to say how, but we are going to nudge and wink at it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:27 AM (z5Vrg)
I hear they're working on Magnetic Wood.
Oh, Reggie's wood is magnetic already. Right Reggie? Oh....wow...
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 09, 2022 10:27 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning Bushido with Kurosawa at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM
They do admit it. Doesn't take much prompting either. We just don't hear it from the famous ones because the fucking MFM won't repeat the really bloodthirsty, damning quotes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2022 10:27 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 09, 2022 10:12 AM
You are too young to begin traipsing this path which leads inexorably toward cynicism.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2022 10:28 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: davidt at March 09, 2022 10:28 AM (ApVam)
the young man set up a GoFundMe for himself and has collected nearly $171,000 as of five minutes ago.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 10:28 AM (yuorg)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
I volunteer the left as tribute!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:29 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
MH linked that on the ONT. What a fn stasi snitch bastid
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:29 AM (lCui1)
the young man set up a GoFundMe for himself and has collected nearly $171,000 as of five minutes ago.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at March 09, 2022 10:28 AM (yuorg)
On the bright side, he did get that money from people who are also truly terrible.
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 10:30 AM (FJYfm)
A whole segment of the population can't just get an EV even if they want to and have the money for a new $60K unplanned car.
I've been in sales all my career. When I first got out of school I was doing B2B sales and driving 6 - 700 miles a week at times, sometimes more. I never gave a thought to planning a trip around gas stations because they are everywhere. That is not even close to the case with charging stations that are required ever few hundred miles at best. And it didn't take me the better part of an hour or more to fill up either.
You can't just flip a switch and change an economy and society based on fossil fuels to electric overnight no matter how expensive gas gets. This is a plan made by demented children.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
And don't give me that crap about shipping food and stuff - I get mine from Whole Foods. Delivered.
Posted by: The Left at March 09, 2022 10:24 AM
And masked too because science!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2022 10:31 AM (GwxCX)
There are times when I sympathize with Pavlik Morozov's family...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2022 10:32 AM (KYKwc)
lemme guess... each application requires a separate fee as well ?
Posted by: McCool at March 09, 2022 10:32 AM (BqBIh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward
The thing on the left that's folded ?
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2022 10:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:33 AM (lCui1)
https://tinyurl.com/2p84dx8t
Map: https://tinyurl.com/3pkd2zzj
Although I don't know how much new oil it would be adding to the North American supply.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:33 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2022 10:33 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2022 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
There is one huge upside to this - if We are on the ball, we now are being handed a golden opportunity to kill all of this "Green" nonsense forever. With 3 more months of this, the economy will be in total collapse and 90% of the LIV's will be on our side. We need to push our leadership (such as it is) into not letting this crisis go to waste.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:33 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:33 AM (lCui1)
2 years late, but you guys are finally coming around to my way of thinking!
Posted by: Governor Cuomo at March 09, 2022 10:34 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
I looked him up. Turns out he just agreed with his mom's testimony.
This Reffitt spawn is much worse
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:34 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Governor Cuomo
Hey! This is a nipple ring free zone!!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:35 AM (lCui1)
The January 6th Kangaroo courts are starting.
Reffitt's son, Jackson, who opposes his father's political views, recorded conversations between the family after January 6 and turned the recordings over to the FBI; Jackson testified for the prosecution at trial.
Motherfucker. I can't even imagine.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:18 AM (yQpMk)
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IIRC the term for murdering one's father is patricide. What's the term for murdering one's son?
* Prepares for an onslaught of Marvin Gaye jokes, NTTAWWT *
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:35 AM (At8MT)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 10:36 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:22 AM (yQpMk)
And a couple of teeth on the driveway....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 10:36 AM (XIJ/X)
Crowder did a pretty funny "interview" last week with "Naomi Camel", who was disqualified for Botox (and was also a trans-camel).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2022 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2022 10:37 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 10:37 AM (SjcEJ)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 10:38 AM (SjcEJ)
Now, of course, she's full of shit... She's an incredibly self-centered individual who can't stop yammering about her vagina and her truth, no matter how inappropriate the venue. She would weep so many tears for herself, if it ever came to pass.
But that virtue signal is so important for her - she'll loudly clap for the conductor on the camp train when she's being carted off, just to show she's a hampster gurl in good standing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2022 10:39 AM (SKVme)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2022 10:40 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:40 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 10:41 AM (SjcEJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:40 AM (m45I2)
Feeding him to pigs is sooeycide
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
hampster gurl
hampster gurl
hampstring out things...
Posted by: rejected omd lyrics at March 09, 2022 10:42 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 10:42 AM (SjcEJ)
Posted by: runner at March 09, 2022 10:41 AM (SjcEJ)
It's not that they can't, it's that they are permitted not to.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:42 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:42 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:43 AM (yQpMk)
In this case, "long overdue"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2022 10:43 AM (KYKwc)
Put a pistol on the table and tell her, "barrel end in mouth".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:43 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:43 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 09, 2022 10:40 AM (m45I2)
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:44 AM (eyk1N)
I don't think that's right. I think one spouse can not be compelled to testify against the other, like via subpoena.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2022 10:44 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: JackStraw"
Not to mention resale or trade in value of their existing gas powered cars, almost new or very used guzzler or fuel efficient, will all plummet to near zero with everybody selling at the same time. No help there for paying for the new EV.
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2022 10:44 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: micky at March 09, 2022 10:40 AM
Kick, more kick,,,dumbear..
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2022 10:45 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 10:45 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Brick Top at March 09, 2022 10:45 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 09, 2022 10:46 AM (wGitj)
Posted by: Wally at March 09, 2022 10:41 AM (FJYfm)
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Nice.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:46 AM (eyk1N)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:43 AM
Tell her it's what Arec Barwin would want.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 09, 2022 10:46 AM (GwxCX)
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 10:47 AM (cTCuP)
Now, now all it will take is a breakthrough.
hey, web on over wattsupwiththat. new technology: electric truck hydropower. fill electric trucks with water at the top of a hill and drive them down using regenerative braking to charge the batteries. will generate all the power we need!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, contemplating the future at March 09, 2022 10:48 AM (v3pYe)
https://bityl.co/BFum
I've seen this movie; Suckers
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:48 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2022 10:44 AM (MxEKc)
But luckily, there will be brokers there to help. By purchasing the ICE vehicles for pennies, and selling them overseas in third world shitholes who ironically are not cutting their own throats over global warming. They prefer to cut their own throats over more traditional things.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2022 10:49 AM (KYKwc)
Now, now all it will take is a breakthrough."
hey, web on over wattsupwiththat. new technology: electric truck hydropower. fill electric trucks with water at the top of a hill and drive them down using regenerative braking to charge the batteries. will generate all the power we need!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, contemplating the future at March 09, 2022 10:48 AM (v3pYe)
How do you get the truck on the hill?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:48 AM (yQpMk)
The Sequel, "I'm Gonna Git You, Sucka!" was better.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:49 AM (trdmm)
This is a realistic, available now, "affordable" electric car. The $30K Nissan Leaf.
It gets about 100 miles of real-world range in real-world usage. (they show the $40K+ "Plus" version's range to fool people)
nissanusa.com/vehicles/electric
-cars/leaf.html
https://tinyurl.com/ybqa3taz
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 10:50 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)
Shut up, that's how.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2022 10:50 AM (KYKwc)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)
teams of mexican peasants with long ropes and horse collars.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:51 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:51 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, contemplating the future at March 09, 2022 10:48 AM (v3pYe)
How do you get the truck on the hill?
you build them up there. obviously!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 09, 2022 10:51 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 10:52 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2022 10:53 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: just the punchline at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2022 10:53 AM
That was Laura.
Posted by: Ike Turner at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (Do4GM)
that's a slippery slope. once the third world shitholes are able to drive to their job mining cobalt and lithium for car batteries, it won't belong before they themselves are demanding electric cars.
the only way out is for elon musk to start mining cobalt and lithium on mars.
Posted by: A Better Life Awaits You Offworld! at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (lCui1)
(but she certainly will get whatever next juicy offering the elites have planned for us)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ru6etw
Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (DJFLF)
There will be plenty of power during certain seasons when the sun shines a lot and the wind blows, but not too hard. Who wants to drive in the winter anyway?
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Bert G at March 09, 2022 10:54 AM (Do4GM)
(but she certainly will get whatever next juicy offering the elites have planned for us)
In her case having that hard head worked out.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 10:55 AM (Msys3)
It gets about 100 miles of real-world range in real-world usage. (they show the $40K+ "Plus" version's range to fool people)
I need 80 miles one way with AC on full blast in summer and heat in winter
Oh, and 110 v charging at home. If I don't have to pay to install a gas pump, I'm not paying for a fancy charging station.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:55 AM (HtUT2)
Posted by: zigzag at March 09, 2022 10:55 AM (rau8Y)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
You build a hill under the truck.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:55 AM (lCui1)
only until we enlightenedly ban the internal combustion engine, hater.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 09, 2022 10:55 AM (v3pYe)
And it's selling so poorly it's being discontinued. I describe Teslas as a "penalty box" because of their shitty interiors, but they're miles ahead of the Leaf.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)
you build them up there. obviously!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 09, 2022 10:51 AM (sGtp+)
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OK, how do you get the water up the hill?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (T8gyh)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (T8gyh)
Rain.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (cTCuP)
https://tinyurl.com/2hj2fpw2
Posted by: kallisto at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (cTCuP)
Oh cool! Thanks creeper!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (lCui1)
Spring 2022 - a SyFy Channel Premiere: Squito-nado!
Starring Penn Bagely as a Florida bait shop owner living on the edge of the Everglades, struggling to hold onto his marriage to Niccola Peltz after she's left him to head up a high-end party planning business in South Beach. . . when tornadoes of Franken-sqitos start terrorizing Miami's elite nightclubs and parties. . . Can Penn unleash the power of local aquatic critters to consume these Franken-squitos???
Posted by: Lizzy at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (MmndN)
Oh, and 110 v charging at home. If I don't have to pay to install a gas pump, I'm not paying for a fancy charging station.
Posted by: rickb223
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Yep. FWIW, that $40K+ "plus" version will only manage 185 miles in ideal conditions.
I'd wager there's a few million people that commute farther than that every single day. Definitely more people do that than there are gay people in the US. But f*ck 'em, they're not a real constituenty or something.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
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Even if every American (and the tens of millions of illegal aliens now living here) ditched their gas-powered car and bought an EV, we'd still need lots of gas and oil.
Most of the electricity generated in the U.S. comes from fossil fuels. People who charge their EV batteries by plugging them into the wall are still using fossil fuels. Electricity doesn't appear in the wall socket by magic, as the left likes to believe. Most of it is put there by fossil fuels.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (trdmm)
Isn't that basically the plot for any random 3-month stretch of The Bold and The Beautiful?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
First you get ten thousand of them.on the Beltway jamming up traffic.
And then...slowly they turn. One by one, mile by mile. Until suddenly, they are on The Hill!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2022 10:58 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:58 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ian S.
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It sells poorly because the people who buy it buy it as an only car.
The folks who buy Teslas have two or three other "real" cars.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 10:58 AM (cUuEU)
They exist. Toyota's system is the best/most reliable, and available in some form on almost everything they make now, but the others have gotten better too.
Plug-in hybrids are the new hotness - you can charge them and run pure electric like a battery EV for short trips/commutes, and the gas engine kicks on otherwise.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2022 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Kamala at March 09, 2022 10:58 AM (Ov/Pn)
Posted by: creeper
I have a couple also - did the women weave in a slight imperfection (on purpose) so as to show nothing is perfect, except for the Gods.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 09, 2022 10:59 AM (Msys3)
Why are all the electric and hybrid cars seem to be so damned ugly? Can't they ever break out of the Prius look? Even the Tesla looks slightly Prius dorky to me.
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2022 10:59 AM (MxEKc)
The Frogs. Today the pond, tomorrow the world.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 09, 2022 10:59 AM (BMmaB)
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I've never in my life spent more than $20K on a car. I save up to pay cash for everything. There's no way I can swing it, much less D'oneesha and Trayvon down in the projects.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (XvPQV)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (HtUT2)
Now that is brilliant!
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This is brilliant. I salute you.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (0chEi)
Not actually true. I directly know multiple families where their only cars are Teslas. They're all gloating about gas prices this morning, in fact.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (ZGrMX)
I think those are the big ones?
Posted by: vmom
I'd go back a level and point out that everything used to *make* those items they require needs to be harvested, dug up, smelted, transported, *made* using power.
And the only power that is currently sufficient for the worlds lifestyles are hydroelectric, nuke, and carbon based. The first 2 have already been limited and the latter is on its way to being rationed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (onc9E)
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (cUuEU)
*fistbump* I haven't had a car note since 1988.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 09, 2022 11:01 AM (yQpMk)
more, once we take over the congo
Posted by: China at March 09, 2022 11:01 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 09, 2022 11:01 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2022 10:59 AM (MxEKc)
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Aerodynamics. Someday we will all be dressed-up with pointy helmets and driving EV bobsleds.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 11:02 AM (eyk1N)
Posted by: Ripley
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They're designed that way on purpose so that other drivers know you're saving the planet.
I'm not joking. Honda made their Civic and Accord hybrid look identical to their internal combustion engine vehicles, and no one wanted them. Outstanding hybrids, but there was no virtue signalling.
They re-designed their hybrid offerings to look stupid and people began buying them like crazy.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 11:02 AM (cUuEU)
As for California .... I think a thermobaric blast is probably their best hope at this point.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 11:02 AM (lCui1)
The folks who buy Teslas have two or three other "real" cars.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 10:58 AM (cUuEU)
You ever notice professional mechanics own 4 or 8 cars...but what they actually drive is usually a Toyota Corolla?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 11:02 AM (XvPQV)
The people who "care deeply" about the environment only actually care about their backyard. You could strip-mine Canada and American Karens would consider their job done since it's not depressing *their* property values.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2022 11:03 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Ian S.
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I'm sure you can point to outliers, but statistically I'm betting it's true.
Teslas are toys.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 11:03 AM (cUuEU)
Posted by: Ian S.
Would be unfortunate if their tires ran over a bunch of caltrops
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 09, 2022 11:04 AM (lCui1)
Let the games begin.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 10:17 AM (HtUT2)
Creative. I need more tips. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 11:05 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, contemplating the future at March 09, 2022 10:48 AM (v3pYe)
369 How do you get the truck on the hill?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 09, 2022 10:49 AM (z5Vrg)
391 OK, how do you get the water up the hill?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2022 10:56 AM (T8gyh)
. . . the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning round
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:05 AM (CRS/E)
The quiet part said out-loud. The don't want you in electric cars, they don't want you driving. Period.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at March 09, 2022 11:05 AM (5djUI)
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 11:00 AM (cUuEU)
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You will be made to subsidize free EV Obamacars for D'oneesha, Trayvon, Juan, and Juanita ... and you will like it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 11:05 AM (SVo7f)
I'm not joking. Honda made their Civic and Accord hybrid look identical to their internal combustion engine vehicles, and no one wanted them. Outstanding hybrids, but there was no virtue signalling.
That factor has worn down as hybrids went more mass-market. You can buy identical-looking hybrid versions of everything Toyota makes, and they sell quite well. This means there's no real point to the Prius now, so they said "fuck it" and made it look like it's out of an 80s anime.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2022 11:05 AM (ZGrMX)
you build them up there. obviously!
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 09, 2022 10:51 AM (sGtp+)
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OK, how do you get the water up the hill?
you drill a well, of course. do i have to think of *everything*?
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at March 09, 2022 11:06 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:06 AM (CRS/E)
The quiet part said out-loud. The don't want you in electric cars, they don't want you driving. Period.
Posted by: Eisenhorn
Talk to my job. I have no issues working from home.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 09, 2022 11:07 AM (HtUT2)
I'm not joking. Honda made their Civic and Accord hybrid look identical to their internal combustion engine vehicles, and no one wanted them. Outstanding hybrids, but there was no virtue signalling.
They re-designed their hybrid offerings to look stupid and people began buying them like crazy.
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Enjoy your new DNA at March 09, 2022 11:02 AM (cUuEU)
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Did not know that -- thanks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 11:08 AM (SVo7f)
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The Accord hybrid had some very interesting engineering. They had complete done away with the transmission. The engine ran at a constant speed and charged the battery. The electric motor handled the low speed duty and the gas engine clutched in at highway speed. It saved so much weight that it wasn't much heavier than the regular Accord.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 09, 2022 11:09 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Eisenhorn
The only thing Americans will fight harder to keep than guns is their cars. America is car-centric. Not driving ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 11:09 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:10 AM (CRS/E)
Nood joe mannix.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:10 AM (CRS/E)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:06 AM (CRS/E)
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"Hill!ary 2024 -- Pound With Her!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 11:10 AM (SVo7f)
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 11:11 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 11:11 AM (SVo7f)
Damn, I'm slow.
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 11:11 AM (cTCuP)
I didn't take it that way, creeper.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:12 AM (CRS/E)
"Hill#ary 2024 -- Pound With Her!"
"Hill!ary 2024 -- Bang With Her!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 11:11 AM (SVo7f)
heh
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:13 AM (CRS/E)
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:12 AM (CRS/E)
Then you and I were the only ones, m.
I shoulda known. Hazards of posting early, I guess.
Posted by: creeper at March 09, 2022 11:14 AM (cTCuP)
My new bet is $7/gallon. Fuck everything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 09, 2022 11:16 AM (XvPQV)
Nood joe mannix.
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022
***
That's a hairless chimp, thus an ape.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 09, 2022 11:17 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 09, 2022 11:23 AM (0chEi)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 09, 2022 10:33 AM (UHVv4)
With an increase in pipeline capacity, Alberta could drill and complete many new conventional wells, and restart shelved oil sands projects.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2022 11:23 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 09, 2022 11:24 AM (0chEi)
* Prepares for an onslaught of Marvin Gaye jokes, NTTAWWT *
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:35 AM (At8MT)
Late-term abortion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2022 11:24 AM (P3gRi)
.. this will get them where it hurts
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
I guess the Russians now get to out Pizza the Hut
Posted by: Boswell at March 09, 2022 11:26 AM (5iUNf)
.. this will get them where it hurts
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2022 10:57 AM (RHGPo)
I guess the Russians now get to out Pizza the Hut
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Amazing the power of Larry Fink.
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 09, 2022 11:29 AM (0chEi)
* Prepares for an onslaught of Marvin Gaye jokes, NTTAWWT *
Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 09, 2022 10:35 AM (At8MT)
filicide
Posted by: m at March 09, 2022 11:33 AM (CRS/E)
Posted by: sell my house australia at March 09, 2022 05:52 PM (IZKoL)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 09, 2022 06:36 PM (wGqjj)
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