aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Bald Eagle Ballet Cafe
This looks like a good spot! Amazing liquid cat. Baby bunny. Master Blaster rules Bartertown. Nuns on a run. Mama dog corrects misbehaving puppy. Cute calf loves its stuffed hedgehog. Baby rhino frolics. Pretty cute. Also pretty fast, and he's still smol. Beach bum. Mr. Elegant. He was doing so well, but then he crapped out at the end. Sound on.
Steve Inman: Someone did a really nice job of cleaning this glass door. Pussy riot. This guy just wanted to be a girl's backdoor lover and look at all the grief he gets just for trying to get a little fartclam strange. NeverTrump dweebs on Twitter relating current events to The Avengers think they're showing off a youthful, culturally-relevant freshness. But here's what they're really showing. Just an absolute classic Coning situation for Brandy Tifa.
The dance of the “Bald Eagles” 👌👌
— Figen (@TheFigen) February 28, 2022
pic.twitter.com/QJLu53Swmc
Whoa WTH??pic.twitter.com/xZ3ct9uBf8
— Figen (@TheFigen) March 1, 2022
A snow loving mop pic.twitter.com/5DHbb3eNsA
— Jamie Gnuman197... (@JGnuman197) January 30, 2022
Apparently this is a Komondor, a Hungarian livestock guardian dog.
Love is.. pic.twitter.com/dSBrAjQOtK
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) March 2, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 07:40 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 07:42 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Margins at March 04, 2022 07:43 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 07:44 PM (Sa6AO)
Also read the content...
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at March 04, 2022 07:44 PM (Hh3y4)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 04, 2022 07:45 PM (+3ARs)
Throws maple syrup at CBD.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 07:44 PM (Sa6AO)
Pure luck.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2022 07:45 PM (XIJ/X)
See, e.g., Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria.
An 18th century castle in Belgium pretty much follows the pattern.
Class dismissed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 07:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy editors at March 04, 2022 07:46 PM (9Y010)
Posted by: Bete at March 04, 2022 07:48 PM (9Y010)
Posted by: Dr Dempsy at March 04, 2022 07:48 PM (y9OnK)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2022 07:49 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 07:49 PM (Sa6AO)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 04, 2022 07:51 PM (JfwUR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 07:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2022 07:52 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 07:52 PM (0G13K)
Fire was down to coals and charcoal pot still steaming so left it in low position, maybe under a foot above, see in morning if I have charcoal or ashes.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 07:52 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 07:53 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2022 07:55 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 04, 2022 07:55 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (arJlL)
When did this happen and why was I not informed?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Roger at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (bPPSH)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 07:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 07:58 PM (K5n5d)
**
What? I missed that
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 07:58 PM (lCui1)
Nitter works.
Posted by: Christopher B at March 04, 2022 07:59 PM (YBx6K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
"Used as an orphanage"
Okaaaay. . . . Those kids are well balanced and happy, I'm sure.
Right.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:00 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Employees and their immediate families are ineligible for first place finishes.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2022 08:00 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2022 08:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: REDACRED at March 04, 2022 08:01 PM (us2H3)
Right.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:00 PM (Msys3)
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Maybe one of them became a maladjusted chess grandmaster.
I saw it in The Queen's Gambit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 08:01 PM (VxC1e)
$8000.00 later.
Internal medicine vet: Your dog has a mass in her lung.
I exaggerate but not by much.
Posted by: JuJuBee at March 04, 2022 08:01 PM (mNhhD)
it does.
It also has a "God has no place here" vibe.
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 08:01 PM (0G13K)
Okaaaay. . . . Those kids are well balanced and happy, I'm sure.
Right.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:00 PM (Msys3)
I'm currently reading a novel where kids are being snatched from our southern border by the government and then taken to a mysterious location for a special "Project." That pic up top is probably where they are taking these kids..."orphans" indeed...How did they get to be orphans, I wonder?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 08:02 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: 29Victor at March 04, 2022 08:02 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 08:02 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Kamala! 2024! at March 04, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2022 08:04 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at March 04, 2022 08:05 PM (MCVM5)
@batworld
Seeking someone in the Jackson Township area of New Jersey to help with a bat transport mission. One way drive time would be between 1 to 2 hours depending on what other transporters we can find. Bat needs to get to a rehabber ASAP- if you can help, please call us 940-325-3404
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 08:05 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2022 08:04 PM (gLRfa)
----
"Mine's bigger." -- Groot Lightfoot
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 08:06 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 08:06 PM (FVME7)
That castle looks cool. Would poke around in there, if I had plenty of company. I'm curious, but kind of a scaredy cat.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2022 08:06 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: joey b. playing with my poop and getting paid to do it. at March 04, 2022 08:06 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2022 08:06 PM (20SKS)
Posted by: Tuna at March 04, 2022 08:04 PM (gLRfa)
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The Paolo, he does not seek, how do you say, the notoriety.
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2022 08:07 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 04, 2022 08:07 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Kurt at March 04, 2022 08:07 PM (+VjxJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2022 08:07 PM (axyOa)
a. Nancy Pelosi
b. Jen Psircle Back
c. Mike Pence
d. AOC
e. Miss Lindsey
"The time has come for the United States to impose an embargo and sanctions on all oil and gas exports from Russia."
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 08:07 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
What channel?
Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2022 08:08 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 08:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls,
F**kin' A. That would be awesome.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2022 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 04, 2022 08:09 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 08:09 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Zettai at March 04, 2022 08:10 PM (rm8S6)
Rome also had rampant ethnic (unassimilated Goths and Germanic tribes) conflict and massive inflation for the lower classes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:11 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 08:11 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2022 08:11 PM (20SKS)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 08:12 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
We have nothing to fear, that one don't eat men.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2022 08:12 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 08:12 PM (II3Gr)
Yep. As seen on the cover of Beck's Odelay album.
I've never met a Komondor in person, but I have met a Bergamasco, an Italian livestock dog with very similar dreadlocked hair but in a dark brown / black color. Very friendly and playful dog, but its owners were lax in grooming around its undercarriage so its rear end was disgusting.
Posted by: Alex at March 04, 2022 08:12 PM (YjiAb)
Posted by: Memaw herder at March 04, 2022 08:13 PM (Q3hdX)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly
Thank you.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 04, 2022 08:13 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 08:13 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:13 PM (UewuT)
Was that a quote or did you make that up? Cause that is spot on!
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 04, 2022 08:14 PM (pcp3j)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
You'd push me in front of you, wouldn't you?
Fine if you want to hear a grown man scream like a little girl.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:15 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:16 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
----
So...fodder for whatever is lurking inside? Am I reading that right? Sacrifice the others to save your own skin?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 08:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Fact Checkers Say at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Alex
Never forget to wash your fartclam!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: 40 Miles North at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (uWF4x)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2022 08:18 PM (20SKS)
Posted by: Skip
Bet it's amazing!
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2022 08:18 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: weirdflunky at March 04, 2022 08:18 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: ace at March 04, 2022 08:18 PM (0G13K)
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You're speaking in multi-syllables to Kurt?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 08:18 PM (VxC1e)
Unassimilated Goths are also an issue in many high schools.
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at March 04, 2022 08:19 PM (MCVM5)
Twitter seems to encourage morons. Patricia Arquette- kick Russia out of NATO.
I am guessing she meant the UN.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:19 PM (QCwhW)
Good God. Vampire Orphans?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 08:19 PM (HsAzN)
On Twitter, the rest require log-in for "adult content," and if you sub in Nitter, it says twit not found.
I must also complain about Twitter that it's harder than it used to be to get to kbdabear's pix. I've given up trying.
Save us, Joe Mannix, you're our only hope.
Posted by: nitter picker at March 04, 2022 08:19 PM (OIPBq)
Posted by: Alex at March 04, 2022 08:12 PM (YjiAb)
***Fun Size Joe Has Long Butt Fur***
Touches nose...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Brad Hamilton at March 04, 2022 08:19 PM (MCVM5)
I wonder what the Goth Ladies' breast size was like...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:20 PM (QCwhW)
Touches nose...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:20 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:21 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 08:22 PM (FVME7)
Rituel "She Past Away"
https://tinyurl.com/yckvdt5k
Still a killer toon after all these years, call it goth or call it what you will.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 08:23 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 08:23 PM (Sa6AO)
ace, with all due respect, I think you are overthinking it. The biggest thing about these asshat's betrayal is that we did not change- they just said they were for the same thing and asked for our money and our votes while doing what they really pleased- exactly the type of shit you are questioning whether we should accept by walking with the 'honest libs' against tyranny.
The thing is, these positions are just as much of a tyranny in the long run and should also be tossed out with the rest of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:24 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:25 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:20 PM (QCwhW)
IIRC Amy Lee set a fine example, though it's been a few years so I might be misremembering things.
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:26 PM (VWp7G)
But I now have a source for true opaque black beads, so if you'd like a replacement, just e-mail me (addy in my sig) and remind me of the metal and Pater bead colors. I'll have the replacement out to you as soon as I can.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 04, 2022 08:26 PM (y0zVi)
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 08:26 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 08:22 PM (FVME7)
He can just pull one out of his dick.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 08:27 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 04, 2022 08:27 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 04, 2022 08:27 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2022 08:27 PM (AMIL/)
I'll bet there's some good ghost hunting there.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 08:27 PM (Hica+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:28 PM (KZzsI)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/jyekfy4d
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 04, 2022 08:28 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 04, 2022 08:28 PM (Xrfse)
Seeking someone in the Jackson Township area of New Jersey to help with a bat transport mission. One way drive time would be between 1 to 2 hours depending on what other transporters we can find. Bat needs to get to a rehabber ASAP
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 08:05 PM (NpAcC)
Yeah I'm not falling for the "would you drive these bats to the hospital" prank again.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 08:28 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:25 PM (UewuT)
You recall right, IIRC. She was hot as hell in that 'This is going to be one fun trainwreck' kind of way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:28 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2022 08:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 04, 2022 08:07 PM
I'd be interested in seeing your goldenrod and wild hickory nuts.
Posted by: Cora Segal at March 04, 2022 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 04, 2022 08:30 PM (Xrfse)
Doing everything they can to boost Truth Social
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 08:30 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (Msys3)
Preach it!
Posted by: James Kochalka at March 04, 2022 08:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 04, 2022 08:28 PM (QCwhW)
Pretty good vocalist, too. Pity that Evanescence never really graduated from one-hit-wonder status, though she also did a couple of good collaboration tracks along the way.
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:30 PM (UewuT)
The longest python ever held in captivity was 7 meters long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 04, 2022 08:31 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at March 04, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)
"this area feels really cold!"
"And I think I heard some tapping.... over there..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (Msys3)
Ummm, what should you use to wash your fartclam? Asking for a friend. :-)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
When did this happen and why was I not informed?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (VxC1e)
I can't find my scorecard. Is that a promotion or a demotion?
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (F6Xpw)
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Wo Minx? Wo My Inks? Wommy Nuts?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I beg to differ.
Posted by: Nick Foles at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: pawn at March 04, 2022 08:33 PM (Cfk8j)
Posted by: Gref
A rabbit.
Posted by: The Bear at March 04, 2022 08:33 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 08:33 PM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
Kaercher pressure washer at twenty paces.
*shudder*
Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 04, 2022 08:33 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: van Gogh's Cat at March 04, 2022 08:33 PM (Puxwi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 08:33 PM (x6cfo)
While that is a funny and memorable scene I suspect every Asian girl ever hates that movie and wishes it has never been made
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:35 PM (KZzsI)
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I am not very smart, but din't NATO bomb Serbia ? Invaded Yogoslavia ?
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 08:35 PM (V13WU)
When did this happen and why was I not informed?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (VxC1e)
I can't find my scorecard. Is that a promotion or a demotion?
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (F6Xpw)
How does this affect the dental plan?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2022 08:35 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:25 PM (VWp7G)
So, I'm in the on deck position to step on the platform at Raw Natls in 2019. The official who's in charge of the area had these kick ass boots on.
My coach sees them, and asks what they were made from. The official proudly states: PYTHON.
And of course, smart ass that I am, I go:
Those aren't pythons...***flexes arms*** these, these are PYTHONS.
The back stage area cracks up...I have no guns to speak of. #toothpickarms
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:35 PM (BgMrQ)
****
Yes.
Posted by: Memaw herder at March 04, 2022 08:36 PM (Q3hdX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:36 PM (KZzsI)
Everyone have a great evening
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (2JoB8)
Those aren't pythons...***flexes arms*** these, these are PYTHONS.
The back stage area cracks up...I have no guns to speak of. #toothpickarms
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Hahaha! Epic!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (V13WU)
Pretttttty sure I'm done listening to him.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (oXNqT)
When did this happen and why was I not informed?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 07:56 PM (VxC1e)
I can't find my scorecard. Is that a promotion or a demotion?
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (F6Xpw)
Yes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (llON8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (LKTKP)
Was that a quote or did you make that up? Cause that is spot on!
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 04, 2022 08:14 PM
https://tinyurl.com/4ter69ze
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 08:12 PM (OalnH)
He could provide "comfort beejers" for real troops on leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (P3gRi)
- San Francisco's office-vacancy rate is 22.6%, compared to the national average of 16.6%.
- The metro area has the lowest share of workers back at the office among the top 10.
- The city has recovered 61% of jobs that left during the virus, well behind 72% for California and 87% of the U.S. overall.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (X5CsJ)
?! I've been hearing hits from her for the last year. She's inspired a few other power voices, Halestorm and Lilith Czar, though they might be local.
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2022 08:38 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:38 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1
Nic doesn't click
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2022 08:38 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:17 PM (Msys3)
Ummm, what should you use to wash your fartclam? Asking for a friend. :-)
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2022 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
Kerosene and a wire brush.
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
They have been limiting your time there if you are not a member. I can't see much of it on my phone, but the PC seems to show me a lot more.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (bkUtD)
Pretttttty sure I'm done listening to him.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (oXNqT)
Um. Yeah no, Mark, Miss Lindsey fcked up. And what do these super geniuses think of the Castreau regime taking a couple hundred random Rooskies as hostages?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (x6cfo)
To hear that, you let 'im take his first shot ever with a gun be from a Browning Buckmark .22lr, and have to damn near catch the gun as it's being fumble-fingered mid-scream.
/longstory
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (QzJWU)
[ x ] Needs setting on fire.
[ ] Probably an okay place to have a sleepover.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 08:40 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
I haven't heard Lilith Czar on the radio, but Halestorm does have a couple of hits. Fine band but Lizzie needs a better songwriter, just sayin'
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:41 PM (UewuT)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (QzJWU)
Jeff?
Fuckin' Todd, that guy is.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 04, 2022 08:41 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 04, 2022 08:41 PM (Xrfse)
/longstory
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2022 08:39 PM (QzJWU)
But it was a good story...
#irememberthatnight
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Damn. And she's gonna be our Resident soon.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at March 04, 2022 08:41 PM (pcp3j)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)
Save us, Joe Mannix, you're our only hope.
Posted by: nitter picker at March 04, 2022 08:19 PM (OIPBq)
I, too, have given up on trying to view kbdabear's postings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 08:43 PM (P3gRi)
155 -- Hmm, it should; looks good when I preview it. if not, empire 1003 (remove space between name and number) at hushmail dot com.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at March 04, 2022 08:43 PM (y0zVi)
Posted by: NCKate at March 04, 2022 08:43 PM (2oJif)
Amy Lee has an incredible voice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:44 PM (LKTKP)
Seeking someone in the Jackson Township area of New Jersey to help with a bat transport mission. One way drive time would be between 1 to 2 hours depending on what other transporters we can find. Bat needs to get to a rehabber ASAP
Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2022 08:05 PM (NpAcC)
Yeah I'm not falling for the "would you drive these bats to the hospital" prank again.
Posted by: lowandslow
Batworld is legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2022 08:45 PM (Hica+)
Once upon a time we had a society and we had corporal punishment.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2022 08:45 PM (WRSBv)
It's the only way, bro.
Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 04, 2022 08:41 PM (Xrfse)
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Power washer.
Have some empathy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 08:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: SHEP at March 04, 2022 08:45 PM (+2bUL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Festival grounds: one side lined with propane heaters, the other with industrial swamp coolers.
Attendees run back and forth from one to the other.
But at least the music is, well...never mind.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 04, 2022 08:46 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 08:46 PM (V13WU)
Amy Lee has an incredible voice.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:44 PM (LKTKP)
Detumescence was supposed to be the opening act, but they couldn't get up to go on the road.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Wolfman at March 04, 2022 08:47 PM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Large Hardon Collider at March 04, 2022 08:47 PM (Puxwi)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2022 08:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2022 08:06 PM (K5n5d)
And they are both fake
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2022 08:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SHEP at March 04, 2022 08:45 PM (+2bUL)
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Oh Shep, they're all flaccid once they get a gander at you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 08:48 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: NCKate at March 04, 2022 08:43 PM
Pickin' and grinnin'
Posted by: zombie Roy Clark at March 04, 2022 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Shemp Smoth at March 04, 2022 08:49 PM (Puxwi)
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I like Evanescence but all their songs sound the same.
They have Depeche Mode Syndrome.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 08:49 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 08:49 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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If we start using metric, like Putin, then Putin has won.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2022 08:50 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 08:49 PM (oWBc3)
What did Race Bannon do now?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 08:50 PM (BgMrQ)
Yes, it's as ridiculous as so much of what we read here on this blog lately. Just thought it was more fun and less gray than a lot of the stuff Russian media is talking about.
But there has been a several-year pattern of bomb threats to all kinds of the usual targets - schools, train stations, etc - going on across Russia. None ever confirmed, and no splodey-splodeys.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)
Attendees run back and forth from one to the other.
LOL
"if you thought our songs were man bashing before WAIT TIL YOU HEAR US NOW!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Shemp Smoth
What, did they run out of chicken? I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:51 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 08:51 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2022 08:52 PM (WRSBv)
If it drops below 50mph it will crash and explode.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 04, 2022 08:52 PM (x6cfo)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 08:52 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Shemp Smoth
What, did they run out of chicken? I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:51 PM (bkUtD
A well constructed joke with irony and just a hint of sous vide.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (WRSBv)
Posted by: NCKate at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (2oJif)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Heh, thanks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (MKbJv)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 04, 2022 08:52 PM (oWBc3)
Hey Pence. Do you know who *you* are siding with, dickhead?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (MKbJv)
Gojira is ours! Get own monster, ex-commies!
Posted by: Japan at March 04, 2022 08:55 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 04, 2022 08:56 PM (MKbJv)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8zcs4a
Posted by: Gref at March 04, 2022 08:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac
I think Precision Transmission out of Amarillo is still posting.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 08:56 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (II3Gr)
I'd bet money that the algorithms target what they estimate are children to see that stuff.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 08:56 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 04, 2022 08:56 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (llON
Don't trust Pence. Pence is asshoe!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 08:57 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Dr Dempsy at March 04, 2022 08:57 PM (y9OnK)
Yes, it's as ridiculous as so much of what we read here on this blog lately. Just thought it was more fun and less gray than a lot of the stuff Russian media is talking about.
But there has been a several-year pattern of bomb threats to all kinds of the usual targets - schools, train stations, etc - going on across Russia. None ever confirmed, and no splodey-splodeys.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)
I want to say something trolly about people believing obviously fake news, but then I look at what Western old and new media pumps out on a regular basis and I can't throw stones really.
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 08:57 PM (UewuT)
>I haven't been this outraged since Spanky and Alfalfa were going to duke it out over that little tramp, Darla.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 08:58 PM (PEbbU)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 08:58 PM (V13WU)
On the contrary, the sanctions have been triggered by the war. And the purpose is to weaken the Russian economy, to make the Russian economy feel the weight of the consequences and to increase, strengthen the position of the Ukrainians on the coming negotiations. But nothing about regime change, he said.
^the above from the EU is a lot more responsible than posturing in the US
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 08:58 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 04, 2022 08:58 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:00 PM (vrz2I)
ABC and CBS apparently ending their reporting from Russia.
Russian has now picked up "fake" - not sure if this dates from 2016, however - and describes false reports as "fakey" (basically plural of our "fake"). Kind of funny.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2022 09:00 PM (OTzUX)
Especially since he's personally fought off 127 ninjas trying to assassinate him, according to the news
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:01 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 09:01 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Buckwheat at March 04, 2022 09:01 PM (x6cfo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 08:59 PM (KZzsI)
Look, we're just trying to get Ukrainians killed with false hope to goose news ratings! It's not serious enough for us to do anything meaningful.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 09:02 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:01 PM (VxC1e)
Penny from "Lost in Space" and "The Sound of Music."
Posted by: Stateless at March 04, 2022 09:02 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)
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Every tyrannical invasion has a silver lining.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:03 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Shemp Smoth
What, did they run out of chicken? I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 08:51 PM (bkUtD
A well constructed joke with irony and just a hint of sous vide.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 08:53 PM (LKTKP)
Can you sous vide Chicken Kiev?
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 09:04 PM (F6Xpw)
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing pythons.
Posted by: Mike Pence at March 04, 2022 09:05 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 09:05 PM (Sa6AO)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Jesus was analogue.
Twelve months, twelve hours, twelve disciples.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2022 09:06 PM (WRSBv)
I liked the Ukrainian soldiers we trained, good dudes. And most of the country seems nice, with some hot chicks. But the system is right up there with Cyprus and Macao for global money laundering, drug dealing, arms dealing end user certificate transfers and facilitating pretty much everything the global scumbags do. So our corrupt scumbags will of course spill our blood and treasure to protect and support their interests.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 04, 2022 09:06 PM (CWc0a)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 04, 2022 08:54 PM (llON
He is siding with the exact same people he sided with right after the last election.
His friends, the Democrats.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2022 09:06 PM (oHd/0)
Twelve months, twelve hours, twelve disciples.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2022 09:06 PM (WRSBv)
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How many kilograms did he weigh?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
>>Russia v Ukraine is like the world series of agitprop, best to not take either side's claims too seriously until independently verified.
As has been noted, Everything and I mean everything is an Op.
When one Op ends, another Op commando rolls right into the space vacated by the last Op to start the next cycle.
Commando Roll Out: Plandemic.
Commando Roll In: Global Thermo Nuclear War.
Or Alternatively...
Professor Falkin: F**K YOU JOSHUA!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
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You can sous vide anything with nipples.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: runner
no
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 04, 2022 09:08 PM (pMv+f)
Posted by: CppThis at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (NDCP0) at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (NDCP0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
I though you could sous vide to any desired temperature, so if you want to cook chicken to 165 for safety, you can, without drying it out.
But I will defer to the many sous vide experts here.
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (F6Xpw)
Twelve months, twelve hours, twelve disciples.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 04, 2022 09:06 PM (WRSBv)
72 disciples depending on which book of the bible .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (uHFrd)
Posted by: runner
no
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 04, 2022 09:08 PM (pMv+f)
The real question is whose life story that is. Doesn't sound like Neal Kinnock.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (xhaym)
The Russian invasion of Ukraine and the run up to it was not an op, but the insane and counterproductive reaction to it is.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (6FeV1)
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Let's see the spin on that. I'm sure somehow this is Trump's fault.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)
They paid him a million bucks to be an honorary professor. He never actually taught a class though.
Good work if you can get it.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (9otr5)
"This is all because Putin secretly wants to date AOC"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (xhaym)
That was good and can't believe no one here said it first.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (uHFrd)
Posted by: Cicero
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Looking for confirmation from Cannibal Bob on this one.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ballistic
Graham might as well tell us the name of the person HE plans to install as the next President of Russia, too.
If publicly pleading for an assassin is stunning and brave then there is absolutely nothing that is verboten now.
Posted by: old chick at March 04, 2022 09:10 PM (sOete)
https://nitter.moomoo.me
/SteveInmanUIC/status
/1497406033014276101
Try nitter.moomoo.me
Works, very well!
Posted by: zigzag at March 04, 2022 09:11 PM (qNlPb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:11 PM (KZzsI)
But I will defer to the many sous vide experts here.
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (F6Xpw)
Well, i did not know that
(In my best Johnny Carson voice)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods
Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 09:11 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 09:12 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
You meant JAGoff, I assume?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 09:13 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 04, 2022 09:13 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: runner
He was a much a professor as Dogeater was a "Constitutional Scholar".
Which is not at all. The Penn thing was to launder money. Biden got $1MM for his non efforts.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2022 09:13 PM (20SKS)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 09:12 PM (jTmQV)
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Just Any Guy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:14 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero
*hollers out into the kitchen*
Honey? Cicero wants to talk to you!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:14 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)
Just opened RT.com, Russia Today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:14 PM (P3gRi)
well, ya know, when the light comes on
the rats and the roaches run for cover
Posted by: REDACRED at March 04, 2022 09:14 PM (us2H3)
Twelve months, twelve hours, twelve disciples.
Posted by: Braenyard
72 disciples depending on which book of the bible .
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Five was right out.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:15 PM (Msys3)
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Every tyrannical invasion has a silver lining.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Ah, but we'll always have those golden days of shining up to Saddam Hussein.
Those were heady days!
Posted by: Forgotten CNN Management at March 04, 2022 09:15 PM (tjZg/)
he's still a jagoff
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:15 PM (geLO8)
The dudes in the Moscow Grande hotel in their shorts on a Zoom call have to pack up? Oh dear
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:15 PM (KZzsI)
The only reason COVID even existed was ignorant, out of control lunatics playing God and getting rich with other people's money. (In Chinese labs)
The only reason Putin saw an opening for the invasion he wanted was ignorant, out of control lunatics playing God and getting rich with other people's money. (In Ukrainian board rooms)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:16 PM (6FeV1)
Seizing ships, and Yachts. Breaking contracts right and left ... are we seeing the destruction of the Western Idea of Property Rights? When a politician can order a Bank, to essentially steal your property... we're in a very dangerous place.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2022 09:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:14 PM (P3gRi)
huh...must be my provider
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:16 PM (V13WU)
Uhm no. Fuck off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 09:17 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Yeah, but that doesn't matter now. I'm sure Lindsay is much more popular on Twitter.
The USC codes? Bosh!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at March 04, 2022 09:17 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 04, 2022 09:17 PM (CWc0a)
Posted by: Romeo13
They call it the Trudeau Gambit.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 09:17 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2022 09:13 PM (20SKS)
Did they get a new president, too, then?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:17 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (5HBd1)
The CBS/ABC action is presumably a reaction to new law in Russia criminalizing criticism of Russian military or promoting sanctions (in effect).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)
Honorary...
But of course now, he's the second coming of Professor Kingsfield
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (BgMrQ)
>Nothing can match tenderness of Mayor Bootyjudge's nipples.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Justine from Canada at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)
Uhm no. Fuck off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
Why would you help radioactive people? Uranians will kill you, man.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (bkUtD)
Still mildly surprised that Russia hasn't taken Kiev yet. I know we took 3 weeks to take Baghdad, but we were decimating the Iraq military outside the city within a week, and could only come from one direction.
One problem both sides have is air superiority. Both sides use the Russian AA systems and they are superior. If we were to send F22s in, they would be shot down. So there is no air support. The entire conflict is ground forces.
I'm still not caring which side wins, can't muster any fucks to give.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (KjwO8)
Uhm no. Fuck off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at March 04, 2022 09:17 PM (3vQN0)
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For God's sake, don't help the Uranians!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:19 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:19 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:19 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:19 PM (uHFrd)
This is a very hard movie to judge. It's literally three hours of Batman investigating crime scenes interspersed with a few intense action scenes. It's pretty slow, surprisingly. I really liked it, but people who don't love the character will struggle at the run time unless they like crime noir. Think Se7en with a Lord of the Rings timing starring Batman.
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2022 09:19 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 09:20 PM (9otr5)
I was able to bring it up, after a check. But the info above is in an article on their front page.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 04, 2022 09:21 PM (5HBd1)
There is literally nothing brave about saying "someone else ought to kill that guy!" That sentiment is probably upwards of 5-6% of all grammatical data transmission across the Internet on a daily basis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:21 PM (6FeV1)
The hell with that. Your mask profile is what matters.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at March 04, 2022 09:21 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:19 PM (vrz2I)
I think I know who that guy is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Pfft, I do that all the time. *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 04, 2022 09:23 PM (9uqbB)
Posted by: Romeo13
I think that's part of the plan. Right out of the WEF playbook. Collapsing the economy right now, boss.
Then, the banks go into the shitter, you lose all your savings, and everything is replaced by a global digital currency, and they will have a social credit scorecard system to see if you can pay for food and live.
Thanks, you're welcome.
That is, what I think, this Russki-Ukraine clusterfoxtrot is part of. Russia signed on LAST YEAR to the 4th Industrial Revolution playbook. No wait, THEY"RE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE TEAM.
https://tinyurl.com/3wrwdzwc
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at March 04, 2022 09:23 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2022 09:18 PM (KjwO
If you haven't heard defending Putin like that is going to give the Dems ammo against us in the future.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 09:23 PM (9otr5)
I think Pattison is the worst choice for the part, but a return to Batman the actual freaking detective is a nice step. He's not a thug, or a brute, or a brawling monster, he's the world's greatest detective. Cops do not need to call for special help if the only help they need is to beat confessions out of suspects.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:23 PM (KZzsI)
Sean's got his softball questions rehearsed.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 04, 2022 09:23 PM (KiBMU)
Yeah, even Brave wants to determine if I am a worthy viewer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2022 09:24 PM (Xrfse)
There is literally nothing brave about saying "someone else ought to kill that guy!" That sentiment is probably upwards of 5-6% of all grammatical data transmission across the Internet on a daily basis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Lindsay Graham, International Man of Mystery.
Yeah, baby!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at March 04, 2022 09:24 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon "
Maybe. He said he had been into them for years and was in a Studebaker club but in don't know which one.
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:24 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 04, 2022 09:23 PM (KiBMU)
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Lindsey Graham is a great gay American!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:24 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: f'd at March 04,
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On approach to South bend airport earlier this evening, got a good view of the trees arranged to spell Studebaker at their old test track.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2022 09:24 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:25 PM (KZzsI)
I have a higher opinion of Pattinson and his acting ability after watching him in the movie The Rover.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:25 PM (uHFrd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2022 09:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ju at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (aTmM/)
For quite a run there, Studebaker made the nicest looking cars put out in America, just wonderful designs. Its a tragedy what happened to so many of those great smaller companies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:09 PM (uHFrd)
There are 12 Apostles, the big guys. Including Matthew, John, James, Peter, etc. then there are "The Seventy," which included Luke (and 69 others...).
Posted by: Flyover at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2022 09:25 PM (4I/2K)
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$5.28 for premium in SoCal today.
FJB
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (vrz2I)
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Win Lottery or Irish Sweepstakes
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Posted by: zigzag at March 04, 2022 09:27 PM (v+oE2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2022 09:27 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:25 PM (uHFrd)
*eye twitches*
.....
*suppresses urge to go on boilerplate rant about that movie that I've already made 100 times*
...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:26 PM (vrz2I)
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Why? Classic Studebaker trucks let the Russians beat the Krauts in WWII.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:28 PM (VxC1e)
Seizing ships, and Yachts. Breaking contracts right and left ... are we seeing the destruction of the Western Idea of Property Rights? When a politician can order a Bank, to essentially steal your property... we're in a very dangerous place.
Posted by: Romeo13
castrodeaux tested this with his truckers. no one of any consequence so much as gave him the side eye.
agree, we are now off the fucking map and sailing blindly into uncharted schoals
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 04, 2022 09:28 PM (IJES/)
It probably is unfair to dump on him for Twilight, I am pretty sure the director kept telling the kids to tone it down, not so emotional. And the atrocious writing. Like the Star Wars prequels, George Lucas sitting down in the grass with the actors.
OK now, lets try it again, but this time, Natalie, try not to show a single emotion or thought whatsoever. And you, whatsyourface with the stupid braid thing, don't even talk to her, just read your lines and stare into the distance. But instead of trying to act just read them. Ready? Annd ACTION
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blaster
There are several commentators/pundits on the "right" that are all in for War Fever.
Mark Levin
Dennis Prager
Sebastian Gorka
I have to think that either
a) the sincerely believe this
b) the message from the top is that they have to do this
We are being gas-lighted from the Left and Right, now. And I, frankly, don't know what to believe.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....nic at night at March 04, 2022 09:28 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I liked Keaton and Bale. Affleck was awful, IMO, and I cannot imagine Pattinson would be good. But I haven't seen the film.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2022 09:28 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at March 04, 2022 09:13 PM (b+v9B)
See, now I had a Covid wave stating in September "forcing" courts to allow mail in voting again.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2022 09:29 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2022 09:29 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)
That's what I always figured. Them and most "free" VPN services.
Posted by: a.moron at March 04, 2022 09:30 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 04, 2022 09:30 PM (bkUtD)
Clooney had promise, but the script was trash. Kilmer was just not right in the role.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Advo at March 04, 2022 09:30 PM (LcnVR)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 04, 2022 09:28 PM (IJES/)
It's not uncharted. This is the norm throughout all of human history. If the nobility so desires, they can smash you and take your stuff. Nothing ever really "belonged" to you peasants anyway, so it's not really theft at all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (6FeV1)
You are in my and Cannibal Bob's thoughts. We won't forget the morning we learned of your beautiful wife's sudden passing. You have been amazing in your strength going forward.
Posted by: Heidi at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (5RdHA)
Biden needs Russian oil so he's not gonna go the whole hundred yards.
Comically, Justine Trudeau said he was sanctioning all Russian oil and apparently they don't even buy any.
Kabuke theatre.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (LKTKP)
Woulda kicked their asses.
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (9otr5)
This is a very hard movie to judge. It's literally three hours of Batman investigating crime scenes interspersed with a few intense action scenes. It's pretty slow, surprisingly. I really liked it, but people who don't love the character will struggle at the run time unless they like crime noir. Think Se7en with a Lord of the Rings timing starring Batman.
Posted by: Max Power
Still just as gay than reviewing The Twilight movies.
Posted by: Memaw herder at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (Q3hdX)
Why? Power steering, power brakes, AC, EFI, no grease fittings etc.
Why not? Carb and points. Will still work after an EMP. Can grease the with rendered fat..
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: blaster at March 04, 2022 09:20 PM (9otr5)
99% sure any "donate to Ukraine" thing is a grift.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 04, 2022 09:32 PM (lCui1)
Twelve months, twelve hours, twelve disciples."
numbers in scripture can be fun.
https://is.gd/fgHx7a
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2022 09:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at March 04, 2022 09:32 PM (Xrfse)
This has been the funniest take thus far: "Guys, they'll say we're in league with Putin!" Can't wait for the supreme court nomination hearings, where the refrain will be: "Guys, they'll say we're white supremacists if we oppose." Thank God for conservatism! Such stalwarts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 09:34 PM (KFhLj)
My favorite variant on that was the one with Blade behind the pair on the poster. You know, the first real major black cinematic Marvel superhero
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Infidel at March 04, 2022 09:35 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2022 09:35 PM (4I/2K)
Why not? Carb and points. Will still work after an EMP. Can grease the with rendered fat..
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:31 PM (vrz2I)
Actually, the Studebaker US6 deuce and a half as sold to Russia did have vacuum-assist brakes. I have one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:35 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2022 09:35 PM (4I/2K)
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Why do you ask? Are you a fan of homo volleyball?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:36 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: John Stagliano at March 04, 2022 09:36 PM (4iiQB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 04, 2022 09:35 PM (4I/2K
This summer, probably. cruise isn't stupid. He knew releasing it during the pandemic would mean a shit box office.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:36 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 04, 2022 09:36 PM (KFhLj)
You have stock in companies that do business in Ukraine.
What do you do? Obviously you make a decision based on whether or not you're in the market to make money, or you're in the market to make a statement. One will pay, one won't.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:37 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 04, 2022 09:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:36 PM (VxC1e)
That gets me hard.
Posted by: Slider at March 04, 2022 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet
So did I - a quarter of a tank - $24.00
Thanks Joe!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2022 09:38 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:38 PM (KZzsI)
You are batman, right?
I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear!
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 09:39 PM (Sa6AO)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:39 PM (uHFrd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 04, 2022 09:40 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2022 09:40 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:40 PM (uHFrd)
I'm not into our version of panic porn where the WEF is just inches away from imposing a dictatorship over the entire world.
But what do I know, I'm at such a don't care state that Russia could use a tactical nuke and I'd probably shrug my shoulders. That is how far the deep state has driven me into apathy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2022 09:40 PM (KjwO8)
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I you scroll down you'll see a photo of the head, obviously fake.
Posted by: Ciampino at March 04, 2022 09:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 04, 2022 09:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2022 09:42 PM (KjwO8)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 04, 2022 09:42 PM (20SKS)
the next country that nukes another country will be an international pariah for generations (imo)
I wonder if Vlad has considered this
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO8)
I must have missed something. What is his "response" beyond just whining and name-calling?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (nfrXX)
I have some hopes for that one, not because it looks like my cup of tea, but beause its MCU branching out and trying new genres. They've been so incredibly cookie cutter for over a decade now that its good to see them taking some chances and wanting to try something new. Comic Books tell a HUGE variety of kinds of stories, and limiting yourself to four-color superhero good guy stuff is like telling only later Hopalong Cassidy westerns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at March 04, 2022 09:41 PM (Xrfse)
Grampa says not everyone can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (uHFrd)
But what do I know, I'm at such a don't care state that Russia could use a tactical nuke and I'd probably shrug my shoulders. That is how far the deep state has driven me into apathy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
i think i'm there with you.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (nfrXX)
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You obviously missed the drooling.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (VxC1e)
How well do they work? I have memories of driving my dad's 41Ford pickup and pushing the brake petal was like stepping on a brick.
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:45 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (R8uWY)
Never mind COVID. We have other problems. Kamala is going to Poland and Romania. To stop Putin.
Posted by: runner at March 04, 2022 09:45 PM (V13WU)
the next country that nukes another country will be an international pariah for generations (imo)
I wonder if Vlad has considered this
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO
Putin isn't stupid. He's not going to nuke what he regards as traditional Russian territory. All he needs to do is encircle Kiev, and wait them out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:45 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:46 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:46 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 04, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:47 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: runner
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lol
I'll continue to put my faith in God.
He hasn't let me down.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 09:47 PM (Pbmra)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 04, 2022 09:47 PM (uHFrd)
There are videos of foresting operations in the Amazon Basin where they come across HUGE Pythons... large enough to be picked up by backhoes.
https://tinyurl.com/y6wzatxu
(Goes to Reddit)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2022 09:47 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:43 PM (vrz2I)
I haven't had them working yet. There is a vacuum assist cylinder, with a control valve on the brake pedal push rod.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:48 PM (P3gRi)
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Man, that girl can sing. I know a few of her songs from those early Evenescence days and have always been super impressed with her voice.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 09:48 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:48 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at March 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
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This^
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Pbmra)
Posted by: f'd
at my corner gas station ($4.09/gal yesterday) I noticed a few of those Joe Biden "I Did That" stickers on the pump-
well, partial stickers- it was evident someone had come along and tried to scrape them off
I live in blue hell
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2022 09:49 PM (KjwO8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 04, 2022 09:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "
I'd rather just play with my pickle.
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:50 PM (vrz2I)
the next country that nukes another country will be an international pariah for generations (imo)
I wonder if Vlad has considered this
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO
So?
Posted by: Xi at March 04, 2022 09:50 PM (llON8)
lol
I'll continue to put my faith in God.
He hasn't let me down.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 09:47 PM (Pbmra)
Amen, SMH. I know whom I have believed and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I have given unto Him against that day.
Posted by: Moki at March 04, 2022 09:50 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 04, 2022 09:51 PM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Memaw herder at March 04, 2022 09:51 PM (Q3hdX)
Posted by: f'd
I'd rather I just played with your pickle too.
Posted by: Shemp Smith at March 04, 2022 09:51 PM (zFCVw)
Posted by: Memaw herder at March 04, 2022 09:51 PM (Q3hdX)
well, partial stickers- it was evident someone had come along and tried to scrape them off
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Those people love living in the smoldering rubble that was once a prosperous America. Go figure.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2022 09:52 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 04, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 04, 2022 09:53 PM (Pbmra)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 04, 2022 09:53 PM (Sa6AO)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:54 PM (vrz2I)
Well, some of us might have. (looks at ceiling innocently)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2022 09:54 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:55 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: BIRBS at March 04, 2022 09:55 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: DB at March 04, 2022 09:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: f'd at March 04, 2022 09:54 PM (vrz2I)
Right after fixing the engine so it doesn't boil the rad after running for 5 minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2022 09:57 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 04, 2022 09:46 PM (R8uWY)
pink....pink....pink....pinkpink....pink....pink
pinkpinkpinkpink....fuck!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 04, 2022 10:01 PM (BgMrQ)
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Then you could have counted them with your ears or some of the fingers on one hand.
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