"Iranians"

I'm going to do a bunch of quick posts of clips from the State of the Brandon.

Lot of controversy about this post: Many commenters say they heard "Uranians." Some say they are sure it was "Uraniums."

I hope this doesn't cause a schism.

BIDEN: Putin will "never gain the hearts and souls of the *Iranian* people." pic.twitter.com/22cR8ajLxU
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 2, 2022

WATCH: Kamala corrects Biden under her breath when Biden refers to “Ukrainians” as “Iranians.” pic.twitter.com/wkXcUpRu53
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) March 2, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 12:48 PM

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1 Ugh.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:49 PM (wAnMi)

2 And the press has to put words in his mouth, just like Syria.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

3 You will take this content and you will love it....

-Liberal Lurkers....Probably

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at March 02, 2022 12:50 PM (5/BkF)

4 I thought he might have said uraniums at one point.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

5 Noodleated below decks

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:51 PM (wAnMi)

6 Too bad he didn't call them geraniums

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2022 12:51 PM (CYnTg)

7 I reject the audio interpretation of Iranians. I heard Uranians indicating that Joe Biden is concerned about nuclear war.

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorists have been Right for 2 years at March 02, 2022 12:51 PM (lfSFb)

8 Look at that squinty eyed vegetable face

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (CYnTg)

9 Slurring Alzheimer's patient.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (wAnMi)

10 So Kamala is in on the # Save Our Sundowner bullshit.

Posted by: CN The First at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (ONvIw)

11 Kamala is really rockin' that Village of the Damned look.

Those eyes tho

Posted by: kallistx at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (DJFLF)

12 That's for Biden to do!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

13 Look at that squinty eyed vegetable face
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (CYnT

Bright lights, dilated pupils.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (wAnMi)

14 Its tough keeping the world straight when your brain is pudding.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (lfSFb)

15 Too bad he didn't call them paymasters

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (vkS2Z)

16 I thought he might have said uraniums at one point.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

I think he did.

Posted by: BignJames at March 02, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (tjClK)

18 I'm going to do a bunch of quick posts of clips from the State of the Brandon.

Nood!

Oh. Not that quick, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (KdGoM)

19 Fuck Joe Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (tjClK)

20 Iranian Mullahs are more interested in camels, sheep and goats than Russians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

21 I'm not sure I've seen shoulder pads that large since the last time I watched Blade Runner.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (lfSFb)

22 For some reason, Kamala has a most inviting mouth.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (o2MD2)

23 America is really back, the idiot is correcting the vegetable.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (N2gf7)

24 Ukranians make the best ukuleles.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

25 He is getting close to where his face resembles a mask. Like it is really Hannibal Lecter under there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (dNqv+)

26 Scary shit.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (E7vND)

27 OMG when the stupidest woman in government actually corrects El Retardo, that's baaaaad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (iDcra)

28 Look at that squinty eyed vegetable face
Posted by: steevy

Enough about Kamala.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (KdGoM)

29 Looks more like the Walter puppet every day

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (CYnTg)

30 I reject the audio interpretation of Iranians. I heard Uranians indicating that Joe Biden is concerned about nuclear war.
Posted by: Conspiracy Theorists have been Right for 2 years at March 02, 2022 12:51 PM (lfSFb)

Is a Urologist somebody who studies the Uranians?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (wAnMi)

31 5-year old transgenders hardest hit.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (BCSAN)

32 I'd like to say it's a Freudian slip and he's letting us know what's *really* on his mind, but I doubt it. I think he's just addlepated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (DU+/6)

33 He clearly said Uranium people, referring to Chernobyl residents. Clearly.

Posted by: JayInAmes at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (yGu6h)

34 I heard Uranians

Uranians were a turn of the century gay advocacy group.

Well as much as they *could* advocate in 1892 or thereabouts.

Posted by: kallistx at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (DJFLF)

35 America needs to learn to eat their vegetables.

NOT ELECT THEM!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (KdGoM)

36 I reject the audio interpretation of Iranians. I heard Uranians indicating that Joe Biden is concerned about nuclear war.

Posted by: Conspiracy Theorists have been Right for 2 years at March 02, 2022 12:51 PM (lfSFb)

God love him. Brandon's always on the lookout for Uranus.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (SH2Zi)

37 81 million votes for this drooling, demented fool. Right.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)

38 I reject the audio interpretation of Iranians. I heard Uranians indicating that Joe Biden is concerned about nuclear war.
Posted by: Conspiracy Theorists have been Right for 2 years at March 02, 2022

***
I don't think we have to worry too much about people from that gas giant planet. They wouldn't be interested in our real estate anyway.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (txdEq)

39 I hope he's suffering mightily.

Jill is even starting to show signs of dementia. Good. Fuck that family. NOT with Joe's dick, tho. He's done that enough to his family, the sick fuck.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (tjClK)

40 Jeff Dunham needs to come up with a Kamalala dummy, to accompany Walter.

Then he could riff away on a SOTU

#hilarious

Posted by: John Kasich Son of A Postman at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (BgMrQ)

41 I love David Bowie's version 'I'm Afraid of Iranians'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

42 "I can't be tricky all the time .. I've got other things to think about" -- Boris Badenov

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (RHGPo)

43 /off gop sell out sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (BgMrQ)

44 34 I heard Uranians

Uranians were a turn of the century gay advocacy group.

Well as much as they *could* advocate in 1892 or thereabouts.

Posted by: kallistx at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (DJFLF)

Ah yes, the gay 90's.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

45 ...and I was the first member of my family to go to the moon....

....I have an erection coming up....

Posted by: Redenzo at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (E7vND)

46 It could have been worse, he could have said urinals.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (N2gf7)

47 24 Ukranians make the best ukuleles.

And the best gumbo, with ukra.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (w9Wax)

48 Look he does have a point. Putin would have to at least try to invade Iran to capture the hearts of the Iranian people. Silly Putin Iran is the other way!

Posted by: Mishdog at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (3gjFX)

49 I'm not sure I've seen shoulder pads that large since the last time I watched Blade Runner.
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (lfSFb)

I think David Byrne sold off most of his wardrobe for cheap in the late 80's.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (wAnMi)

50 I think war against Russia is a great way to start year 2 of the Biden junta's war against American. I bet they have some show stoppers coming in April.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (iDcra)

51 40 Jeff Dunham needs to come up with a Kamalala dummy, to accompany Walter.

Then he could riff away on a SOTU

#hilarious

Posted by: John Kasich Son of A Postman at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (BgMrQ)

She'd always be sucking on something, though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

52 w h i s p e r toooo

Posted by: joey biden at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (UHVv4)

53 Jeff Dunham needs to come up with a Kamalala dummy, to accompany Walter.

Then he could riff away on a SOTU

He could do a live rebuttal point by point.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (KdGoM)

54
Kamaltoe's correction was "Geranium people, Joe, Geraniums!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (pNxlR)

55 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

Replied to you in the last thread, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (tjClK)

56 Scooper jeeenyus

Posted by: Henry at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (gHKlS)

57 Hey, I thought fatheaded jock boy Brett Baier said Biteme had a "pretty good night tonight." Either fatheaded jock boy Brett Baier is an idiot, or the rest of the country who saw Dopey Joe are idiots.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (sVtYq)

58 well, I am sure the Iranians are greatly relieved to hear Biden say that.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (hV9ir)

59 And pound Ukrainians not proud... It was more a State of the European Union speech...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (J8ILO)

60 22 For some reason, Kamala has a most inviting mouth.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (o2MD2)

Well she's about as smart as a fleshlight

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (XvPQV)

61 What is a Europe? Is it in Wakanda?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (p40Pc)

62 You sure Kamala didn't say "Uruguayans"?

I mean based on her book report on the Ukraine situation yesterday, anything's possible.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (W3VUu)

63 OMG when the stupidest woman in government actually corrects El Retardo, that's baaaaad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (iDcra)
++++
There's stiff competition for that title.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (plgnq)

64 God love him. Brandon's always on the lookout for Uranus.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (SH2Zi)

He's always been in the pocket of Uranus Corp.

That's why he's full of Brown-25

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (BgMrQ)

65 Ukranians make the best ukuleles.
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM

Nah, brah...

Posted by: Zombie Israel Kamakawiwo'ole at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (HhfIU)

66 Frankly, I'm astounded by the lack of shame among the left.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (ptnPb)

67 "BIDEN: Putin will "never gain the hearts and souls of the *Iranian* people.""

To be fair: some contend that Biden actually said "Uranian."

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (qpX6U)

68
She'd always be sucking on something, though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

I think the occasional 'verp' of a white, milky substance would suffice.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (tjClK)

69 Jeff Dunham needs to come up with a Kamalala dummy, to accompany Walter.

Then he could riff away on a SOTU

#hilarious
Posted by: John Kasich Son of A Postman at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (BgMrQ)

Has he taken advantage of using Walter like that? Seems an obvious take - it would be hilarious if he had a nurse Jill or Kamala dummy.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (wAnMi)

70 Yesterday I commented on the joy I got (schadenfreude?) Regarding the anxiety his handlers had to be feeling prior to the fiasco. So, how are they feeling now, post-fiasco? Relieved? Harried? Exhausted? Anticipating next shoe?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (9KXDf)

71
Bright lights, dimmest bulb

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

72 And pound Ukrainians not proud... It was more a State of the European Union speech...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (J8ILO)
++++
He focused too much on current events, I think. There's always some discussion of the big pressing current development, but it is not supposed to be a quarter or third of the address.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (plgnq)

73 MAY THE ODDS BE EVEWA IN YOUWA FAVOWA!

Posted by: Li'l Kamala Twinket at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (vted1)

74 Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it. You mean Kyiv? Try Key-Eve next time. At least you'll be close.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (T/vhV)

75 You see, an old white man is currently President. He's very old, and very white. He's on such a mental decline that he can't announce the most important county in the world right now. Then you have me, very important woman progressive of color. Old white man is taking Presidential power away from young important woman progressive of color and taking away a chance for progress.

And that's wrong.

Posted by: Homer's Donuts at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (BCSAN)

76 And I'd have a pound of Ukrainian people but it's Ash Wednesday.

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/
1498846956101251076

18-seconds; use private window to open; video doesn't play on nitter.net version

Posted by: joey biden at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (UHVv4)

77 He is getting close to where his face resembles a mask. Like it is really Hannibal Lecter under there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2022

***
Last night I watched the 1st Roger Moore Bond film, Live and Let Die, for the first time since it came out. Part of the plot revolves around Mr. Big, who in 2 or 3 scenes looks like what Michael Jackson would later evolve into. At a climactic moment Mr. Big peels off his makeup to reveal that he is actually Dr. Kananga (Yaphet Kotto). Probably one of the poorest makeup jobs ever.

FJB's is probably no better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (txdEq)

78 Kiss my grits!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (PEbbU)

79 examples of paintings done by a Uranian:

https://tinyurl.com/ad55jx6s

Posted by: kallistx at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (DJFLF)

80 'Busty Iranian' has some good returns.

https://tinyurl.com/44mac77f

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (dNqv+)

81 Replied to you in the last thread, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (tjClK)

Thank you, much appreciated. I should have complained first before ordering off Amazon

No need to send me anything.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (XvPQV)

82
Uranus Together!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (pNxlR)

83 53 Jeff Dunham needs to come up with a Kamalala dummy

The kind with an "o" shaped mouth?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (w9Wax)

84 Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it. You mean Kyiv? Try Key-Eve next time. At least you'll be close.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (T/vhV)
++++
Whenever there's a war, all the pronunciations change. Just like Off-ghan-EE-stan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (plgnq)

85 78 Kiss my grits!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (PEbbU)

I used to watch Alice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (ynpvh)

86 81 million ballots for the droolp fool

Posted by: Braenyard at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (RJgnk)

87 >>>Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it. You mean Kyiv? Try Key-Eve next time. At least you'll be close.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (T/vhV)

It's in the matrix.

Posted by: Reanu Keeves at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (QYPq3)

88 He was referring to the citizens of Uranus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

89 #76 Joey's so hopped up, he's linking stuff that makes him look even stupider!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (UHVv4)

90 Has he taken advantage of using Walter like that? Seems an obvious take - it would be hilarious if he had a nurse Jill or Kamala dummy.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (wAnMi)
---------

He has. A co-worker just went to see him and he does a segment with Walter as Biden.

Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (G0vdT)

91 He is getting close to where his face resembles a mask. Like it is really Hannibal Lecter under there.

--

He's nearing Fire Marshal Bill territory with that stretched mug.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (sVtYq)

92 This was worse than Joe Kennedy's response to Trump.

Posted by: MikeN at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (o/eHL)

93 83 53 Jeff Dunham needs to come up with a Kamalala dummy

We already have one....She just needs a better ventriloquist...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (J8ILO)

94 "And that's wrong."

It's not OK. It's almost problematic.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (qpX6U)

95 I now know Keeve is the capital of Urania.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (Ti+Tv)

96 Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it. You mean Kyiv? Try Key-Eve next time. At least you'll be close.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022

***
"Key-yev" is the way I've always heard it. These people pronouncing it "Keev" are probably the same idiots who pronounce the name of the French film festival city as "Can." One of them does it, they all rush to do it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (txdEq)

97 Biden does answer the question of whether there are any squintient life forms on Earth.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (m45I2)

98 Ukranians make the best ukuleles.
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM

Nah, brah...
Posted by: Zombie Israel Kamakawiwo'ole at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (HhfIU)

One thing I don't miss about working in the islands is hearing every GD singer or band at every GD restaurant doing that fucking Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World medley - wanted to slash my wrists. No disrespect to IZ.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (wAnMi)

99 I saw Schism open for Ugly Mustard at Trees in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (tjClK)

100 88 He was referring to the citizens of Uranus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (ptqGC)

I don't want to know what their greeting is.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

101 I am reminded of the joke about grandpa dying peacefully in his sleep, unlike his passengers, but in the joke, I wasn't in the car, and grandpa didn't have his palsied fingers on the trigger of a nuke.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (ptnPb)

102 ++++
There's stiff competition for that title.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (plgnq)

Willie Brown taught her how to win the stiffy competition on her knees.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (lfSFb)

103 He has. A co-worker just went to see him and he does a segment with Walter as Biden.
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (G0vdT)

Walter is smarter and more articulate.
The resemblance is uncanny, though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (XvPQV)

104 So, how are they feeling now, post-fiasco? Relieved? Harried? Exhausted? Anticipating next shoe?
===

I go with relieved. JoePedo could have done so many more bizarre things... like actually shit his pants and laugh about it. Challenge Putin to fight with chains behind the pool house. The possibilities are endlessly hilarious.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (iDcra)

105 41 I love David Bowie's version 'I'm Afraid of Iranians'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

Rajid's in Hezbollah
Rajid looks up at the stars
Rajid builds a bomb vest
Rajid wants goat pussy and cars

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (II3Gr)

106 Posted by: joey biden at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (UHVv4)

the replies to that tw@tt are funny

sad/funny though

sort of tragically hilarious

Posted by: kallistx at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (DJFLF)

107 Kamala corrects Biden under her breath when Biden refers to "Ukrainians" as "Iranians."

Lol, no. Kamala's so dumb, she's not sure what is correct. She was repeating what Biden said to try and commit it to memory. "Oh, they're IraniansI. I better remember that so I don't look dumb if someone asks me about this Ukraine thing!"

Posted by: AoS Analyst at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (yBWAd)

108 VP Harris really gained a lot of weight this past year.

Appearances aside, it makes me want throw up seeing her and Pelosi and Biden up on that dais as our nation's leaders

Posted by: Blacksheep at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (C4gx4)

109
Thank you, much appreciated. I should have complained first before ordering off Amazon
No need to send me anything.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (XvPQV)

10-4.

I tried.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (tjClK)

110 Did POTATUS call a lid on the rest of the week?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (wAnMi)

111 Man Kamala is seething with contempt for that old cracker mf'er. If anything happens to Joe and it is suspected foul play, she'd be first on my list to investigate.

Posted by: JROD at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (0jZnq)

112 Whenever there's a war, all the pronunciations change. Just like Off-ghan-EE-stan.

***

If I remember my high school geography correctly, Keev is not too far from Pockistan.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (W3VUu)

113 Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it. You mean Kyiv? Try Key-Eve next time. At least you'll be close.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022

***
I see what you mean.

Posted by: Christopher Keeve at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (txdEq)

114 "The State of My Onion is Fine."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (dkP80)

115 74 Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it. You mean Kyiv? Try Key-Eve next time. At least you'll be close.
Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (T/vhV)

Can't remember where I read this today:

Kyiv - Cold War ethos, nominally good guys

Keev - New World Order, definitely bad guys

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (BgMrQ)

116 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Turns out Ukranians hate black people at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (cUuEU)

117 Scary shit.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 02, 2022 12:53 PM (E7vND)

What, that the most powerful political people in this country are on more amphetamines than CHAZ, or that they have an identical economic understanding as the twekrs at CHAZ?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (xhaym)

118 Fathead jock boy Bret Baier also said right before Brandon came in, that the science has determined no masks tonight. Spoken with no indicative irony or sarcasm.

Lets Go Bret.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (KiBMU)

119 Keev - Tollyban, nothing really changes with them.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (Vr12I)

120 "Key-yev" is the way I've always heard it. These people pronouncing it "Keev" are probably the same idiots who pronounce the name of the French film festival city as "Can." One of them does it, they all rush to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (txdEq)

Same here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (z5Vrg)

121 My favorite visual of the night was Nancy giddily standing and clapping her claw-fists over burn pits.

The ones that Beau was no where near that gave him cancer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

122 27 OMG when the stupidest woman in government actually corrects El Retardo, that's baaaaad.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 12:54 PM (iDcra)

------

She can see the teleprompter too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (DcKNO)

123 Forget senile Joe... What was up with Nancy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (J8ILO)

124 "Key-yev" is the way I've always heard it. These people pronouncing it "Keev" are probably the same idiots who pronounce the name of the French film festival city as "Can." One of them does it, they all rush to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (txdEq)

IIRC, Key-yev is how the Russians pronounce it, and the Uranians are trying to take it back by pronouncing it Keeve.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (Ez6QX)

125 I love David Bowie's version 'I'm Afraid of Iranians'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

Rajid's in Hezbollah
Rajid looks up at the stars
Rajid builds a bomb vest
Rajid wants goat pussy and cars

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (II3Gr)

Golf clap.

Now I gotta put on Earthling.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (wAnMi)

126 lol you guys.

Posted by: wth at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

127 Why have I been locked in this closet?

I miss being on all the talk shows!

Posted by: Anthony Fauci, DR. SCIENCE! at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (I2/tG)

128 The most annoying thing of this war is the NPC Firmware Update that went out telling everyone to pronounce the capital of Ukraine as "KEEEEEV" rather than Key-ev.

Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (oXNqT)

129 ***
"Key-yev" is the way I've always heard it. These people pronouncing it "Keev" are probably the same idiots who pronounce the name of the French film festival city as "Can." One of them does it, they all rush to do it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 01:00 PM (txdEq)

Reminds me of the 'several iterations' of Osama bin Laden.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (tjClK)

130 Bret Baier rose to prominence during W's War, as I recall.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (Vr12I)

131 Vegetable Von Shitpants should have Segued into his joke about Clingons circling Youranus

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (DU2RJ)

132 On the culinary front I have heard that Ukrainian pork belly is cooked within six degrees of Kiev-an bacon.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (m45I2)

133 Who doesn't enjoy a good dinner of chicken Keev?

Posted by: Azathoth at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (W3VUu)

134 The President just ordered a no fly zone over Urania.

Guys...don't forget to say your prayers tonight.

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (6BTho)

135

Yeah. "YER-ain-ians."

Just like the Ayatollah Kholrabi . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

136 "the same idiots who pronounce the name of the French film festival city as "Can.""

Heck, even the French misspell "Lyons."

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (qpX6U)

137 Dunham actually has a Biden puppet now but Biden looks more like Walter

Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (CYnTg)

138 One thing I don't miss about working in the islands is hearing every GD singer or band at every GD restaurant doing that fucking Over The Rainbow/Wonderful World medley - wanted to slash my wrists. No disrespect to IZ.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM

Oldest goddaughter has been teaching herself ukelele. She has a lovely singing voice, but if I hear that song one more time...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (HhfIU)

139 Put aside the mush-mouthed misnaming and whatever it implies about his mental condition. Just consider the (presumably) intended statement that "Putin will never win the hearts of the Ukranian people." OK, Joe. SO F'ING WHAT!! What makes you think that Putin gives one shit about that? Or why should we?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (nfrXX)

140 Posted too late on thread below:

Gig Gangel >>> Jamie Gangel

Gig was the January 1980 Playmate of the Month from Harlingen, Texas

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (4I/2K)

141 >>Fathead jock boy Bret Baier also said right before Brandon came in, that the science has determined no masks tonight.

Dude eats Graham Crackers out of Stephen Hayes' asscrack while Frank Luntz rubs one out in a gimp mask and watches.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (+y12g)

142 ------

She can see the teleprompter too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (DcKNO)

Remember when we had a president that didn't really need a teleprompter when giving speeches?

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (tjClK)

143 The Uranians first came to this planet in 30000 BC and it's been all downhill since.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (QRdjz)

144 Say what you will but life is pretty good for me... you not so much. But every morning I take a nice healthy piss at 7:30. Then at 8:15 I take a huge healthy shit. Then around 9:00 I get out of bed.

Life be good.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (iDcra)

145 I love David Bowie's version 'I'm Afraid of Iranians'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)

Rajid's in Hezbollah
Rajid looks up at the stars
Rajid builds a bomb vest
Rajid wants goat pussy and cars

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 01:01 PM (II3Gr)

You ARE the man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (XvPQV)

146 135 Just like the Ayatollah Kholrabi . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM (s2VJv)

Is he as much of a vegetable as Sniffy Joe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

147 81 million ballots

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (BFigT)

148 Joe will never get over Arianna Grande.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (+y12g)

149 RBOB sitting at $3.22 a gallon. In a rising commodity market a rule of thumb is RBOB plus $1 to $1.20 is your average pump price for regular. Oh my.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (oWBc3)

150 110 Did POTATUS call a lid on the rest of the week?
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:02 PM (wAnMi)

He and Nurse Jill took off somewhere this morning on Marine One.

A reporter tried to ask him a question about how he squares his "faith" with abortion, and Jill scurried over to tell him to get on the chopper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

151 >>>"Key-yev" is the way I've always heard it.

That's the Soviet pronunciation based on Russian. That's why the Ukrainians are so hell bent on getting people to call it Kyiv instead of Kiev. But the EE next to EE vowel is just to complicated for Ole Mumbles so be get a slurred "keeve" instead.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (T/vhV)

152
Forget senile Joe... What was up with Nancy ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Any reference to smoking pits filled with bodies draws her thoughts homeward and she cannot contain her excitement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (pNxlR)

153 America needs to learn to eat their vegetables.

Posted by: rickb223

This a recommendation for Cannibal Bob?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (vnqom)

154 My favorite visual of the night was Nancy giddily standing and clapping her claw-fists over burn pits.

It's where I intend to put my political enemies!

No one will remove me from power! NO ONE!

Posted by: Nancy, The Undead Immortal! at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (I2/tG)

155 I'm undecided whether 'Uranimus' is a planet, or an element.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (pbStR)

156 >>>I used to watch Alice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>That wasn't Rhoda? I thought she had some snappy comeback.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (PEbbU)

157 What little I heard was straight up gibberish from a drooling retard.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (YIVH2)

158 Gig Gangel >>> Jamie Gangel

Gig was the January 1980 Playmate of the Month from Harlingen, Texas
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (4I/2K)

*Heads to library downstairs to fact check*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (XvPQV)

159 No one wants to know what circles his anus. The Secret Service have to deal with that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (SWV0+)

160 It's "Kyiv Olbermann"!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (UHVv4)

161 Ukraine is now pronounced "Western Russia"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (m45I2)

162 Sharon Case is still a looker at 51

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (ufFY8)

163 I prefe Peking Duck to Beijing Duck. Old school, I am.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (Vr12I)

164 A friend texts me during SOTU;

"A mumbling dementia patient, a BJ Queen and a crazy lady whose eyebrows are running away from her face. What's to worry about?"

Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (VpIIl)

165 "My favorite visual of the night was Nancy giddily standing and clapping her claw-fists over burn pits."

Mescaline was my guess.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (qpX6U)

166 Also did Joe say Go get em' ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (J8ILO)

167
A reporter tried to ask him a question about how he squares his "faith" with abortion, and Jill scurried over to tell him to get on the chopper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!

- - Jill "Dutch" Biden

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (tjClK)

168 Who doesn't enjoy a good dinner of chicken Keev?
Posted by: Azathoth at March 02, 2022 01:03 PM

Food Wishes has a technique for that that I want to try after Lent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (HhfIU)

169 Dude eats Graham Crackers out of Stephen Hayes' asscrack while Frank Luntz rubs one out in a gimp mask and watches.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (+y12g)

----------

Missed opportunity to use "fartclam" in a sentence.

Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (oXNqT)

170 149 Joe will never get over Arianna Grande.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (+y12g)

She's too old for him now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

171 Wow, Zero Hedge has up a never before seen video of the second plane hitting the WTC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (eMEkg)

172
Look at her facial expression as she says "Ukrainian." She can barely conceal her contempt for her braindead boss. Funny stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (SKVme)

173 Also did Joe say Go get em' ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (J8ILO)

"God Bless America! Go get him."

He's a fucking twice baked potato.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (tjClK)

174
Remember when we had a president that didn't really need a teleprompter when giving speeches?
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe!

I always got a kick out of Baraccus the Greatest Orator Ever, and his swiveling Pong head.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

175 The media shifted fast and furiously away from COVID to Ukraine based on poll numbers. WTF are they going to do to Biden when he can't get his numbers up (among other things *wink*Jill*)?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (DcKNO)

176 Dude eats Graham Crackers out of Stephen Hayes' asscrack while Frank Luntz rubs one out in a gimp mask and watches.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (+y12g)

You're a poet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

177 I took "keev" to be of the same family of pretension as BHO's "pock-eee- stahn"

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (9KXDf)

178 >>Missed opportunity to use "fartclam" in a sentence.

Fartclam is Ace's.

I'd really hate to have to ask him permission to use it.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (+y12g)

179 And again

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Ukranians hate blacks, make Democrats own it at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (cUuEU)

180 157 >>>I used to watch Alice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>That wasn't Rhoda? I thought she had some snappy comeback.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (PEbbU)

It was the Texas waitress, can't think of her name right now. She used to tell folks, "Kiss my Grits!" in Mel's Diner.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

181 151 110 Did POTATUS call a lid on the rest of the week?

***

I'm going to go with yes. He had more Adderall in him last night than SAT week at a DC area private school.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (W3VUu)

182 Joe Manchin jokes "they just can't help themselves" when asked about Biden trying to revive the key elements of his Build Back Better agenda.

"I don't know where that came from," he jokes.

"Nothing's changed," he said.

"That was a little bit far," he added.

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (RHGPo)

183 Anbody know any Ukranians? I do, there are a number who are members of my church. Their take on what is going on is interesting.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)

184 Did someone say Uranus?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (IMSZT)

185 IIRC, Key-yev is how the Russians pronounce it, and the Uranians are trying to take it back by pronouncing it Keeve.
Posted by: Jordan61

And spelling it Kyiv instead of Kiev.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (KdGoM)

186 "God Bless America! Go get him."

He's a fucking twice baked potato.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (tjClK)

Who is the "him" ? Putin, Trump, the ice cream guy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (J8ILO)

187 Gig Gangel >>> Jamie Gangel

Gig was the January 1980 Playmate of the Month from Harlingen, Texas
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2022
*
*Heads to library downstairs to fact check*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022

***
I don't recall exactly when she was a Playmate, but I remember Gig for sure.

Posted by: Christopher Keeve at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (txdEq)

188 Ice-T is on the back of my Honey Nut Cheerios box. Apparently I can scan a code and get 4 healthy workouts with Coach Ice-T. I find this very amusing

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (bNveM)

189 181 157 >>>I used to watch Alice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>That wasn't Rhoda? I thought she had some snappy comeback.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM (PEbbU)

It was the Texas waitress, can't think of her name right now. She used to tell folks, "Kiss my Grits!" in Mel's Diner.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

had to look it up. Flo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

190 In old East Slavic folklore, three brothers named Kyi, Shchek, and Khoryv founded the mediaeval city of Kyiv.

Damn, Mike Myers gets around.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (w9Wax)

191 159 Gig Gangel >>> Jamie Gangel

Gig was the January 1980 Playmate of the Month from Harlingen, Texas
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (4I/2K)

*Heads to library downstairs to fact check*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (XvPQV)

He's right.

My apologies, but it is hard to find a picture that is SFW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

192 Keef Richards want his name back.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (KiBMU)

193 BIDEN: "You can't build a wall high enough to keep out a vaccine."

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

194 Whenever there's a war, all the pronunciations change. Just like Off-ghan-EE-stan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2022 12:59 PM (plgnq)

Like Nick-ah-rrrra-KHHwa

One thing I adore about the woke and the left is the repeated claim that Americans are so backward because they won't adopt the spelling or pronunciation of foreign places and words.

And then I think of the Mexicans I know and their insistence that my Korean wife is "China"

And wake me up when the MSNBC virtue signalling heads start referring to South Korea as Hangook

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (xhaym)

195 >>Arianna Grande, I certainly would choose her over Kim. What's wrong with Pete?

Not really my type.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (+y12g)

196 Wow, Zero Hedge has up a never before seen video of the second plane hitting the WTC.
**

Did the FBI just release it and not explain why they had the camera set up and filming?

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Ukranians hate blacks, make Democrats own it at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (cUuEU)

197 Did POTATUS call a lid on the rest of the week?

I thought he had a cabinet meeting tomorrow.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (I2/tG)

198 "My favorite visual of the night was Nancy giddily standing and clapping her claw-fists over burn pits."

Mescaline was my guess.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (qpX6U)

That could certainly help explain the whole "my fucking God is she possessed or what?" question.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (wAnMi)

199 I slur words and have difficulty finding words or replacing words. I also have brain injuries. I love my country thats why i would never hold an office in government. I'm not qualified. Now ask brandon.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (0OmEj)

200 164 I prefe Peking Duck to Beijing Duck. Old school, I am.

Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM (Vr12I)

Twenty Dolla, same as in town

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

201 >>It was the Texas waitress, can't think of her name right now. She used to tell folks, "Kiss my Grits!" in Mel's Diner.

Flo!

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (+y12g)

202 "And spelling it Kyiv instead of Kiev."

Most cities in that part of the world have had four different names in the last 120 years.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (qpX6U)

203 >>> 57 Hey, I thought fatheaded jock boy Brett Baier said Biteme had a "pretty good night tonight." Either fatheaded jock boy Brett Baier is an idiot, or the rest of the country who saw Dopey Joe are idiots.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2022 12:57 PM (sVtYq)

Isn't he the retard who said "the SCI(L)ENCE!!! has lead us to this moment" of the congresscritters without face-diapers (well, during the SOTU instead of during some party in which the servants all had to wear theirs)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (llON8)

204 Gig was the January 1980 Playmate of the Month from Harlingen

******

Fred and Gig drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (m45I2)

205 BIDEN: "..and a pound of Ukrainian people. The proud, proud people, pound for pound, ready to fight with every inch of energy they have..."

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

206 172 Wow, Zero Hedge has up a never before seen video of the second plane hitting the WTC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (eMEkg)

Please to link...

Can't find it at the site just now.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (BgMrQ)

207 Kumala always looks like she's got a mouthful of schism.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (J0+rx)

208 158 What little I heard was straight up gibberish from a drooling retard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2022 01:05 PM

You traitor! Undermining confidence in our Commander in Chief during a time of war! Besides, that's "President" Drooling-Retard, and he deserves our 110% support!

Posted by: The Bulwark and other NeverTrumper organizations at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (yBWAd)

209
Who is the "him" ? Putin, Trump, the ice cream guy ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (J8ILO)

I was thinking his doctor.

It was a cry for help.

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (tjClK)

210 It was the Texas waitress, can't think of her name right now. She used to tell folks, "Kiss my Grits!" in Mel's Diner.
Posted by: jim

**

Flo IIRC

Posted by: Moron Rubie - Ukranians hate blacks, make Democrats own it at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (cUuEU)

211 I thought he had a cabinet meeting tomorrow.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (I2/tG)

Do they let him take the toaster out of the cabinet by himself?

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (wAnMi)

212 IIRC, Key-yev is how the Russians pronounce it, and the Uranians are trying to take it back by pronouncing it Keeve.
Posted by: Jordan61

Google Translate says it's the other way around.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (ZSK0i)

213 A pity the GOP had grandma give the rebuttal. What was needed was someone 15 years younger with a bit of fire and brimstone. Not platitudes and slogans.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (axyOa)

214 199 Did POTATUS call a lid on the rest of the week?

there's a hold on new garden airfield b/c POTUS coming back today maybe just for the day?

who knows he's always freaking here

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (j9HX3)

215 BIDEN: Putin will "never gain the hearts and souls of the *Iranian* people."

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

216 195 BIDEN: "You can't build a wall high enough to keep out a vaccine."
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

Did he mean a virus ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (J8ILO)

217 lolololol

Posted by: sidney at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (LJJah)

218 It was the Texas waitress, can't think of her name right now. She used to tell folks, "Kiss my Grits!" in Mel's Diner.
*
Flo!
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022

***
The actress's first name was Polly. I think she played the town miser (akin to Mr. Potter) in Gremlins.

Posted by: Christopher Keeve at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (txdEq)

219 Anbody know any Ukranians? I do, there are a number who are members of my church. Their take on what is going on is interesting.
Posted by: kraken
-------

My surgeon's PA is Ukranian. Interesting, and erudite fellow. His comment to me was, 'Don't believe *anything* from the media.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (CTJwJ)

220 Chuck Schumer getting up to a chorus of boo's is the night's first fantastic moment.

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

221 204 "And spelling it Kyiv instead of Kiev."

Most cities in that part of the world have had four different names in the last 120 years.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (qpX6U)

We also don't refer to a lot of countries by the same name as the locals. Deutschland and Daehan Minguk for instance.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM (z5Vrg)

222 >>The actress's first name was Polly. I think she played the town miser (akin to Mr. Potter) in Gremlins.

Best Christmas Movie, ever.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (+y12g)

223 There was so much stumble-fuck nonsense in that shart of a speech, I'm not sure why they're trying to correct this one so badly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (zWpOF)

224 How many edibles did Kamala consume before the SOTU?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (m/Gc2)

225 Wow, Zero Hedge has up a never before seen video of the second plane hitting the WTC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (eMEkg)

Please to link...

Can't find it at the site just now.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (BgMrQ)

https://bit.ly/3vx0fZP

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (wAnMi)

226
>>>I used to watch Alice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

She worked at Jojo Krako's Diner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (63Dwl)

227 Who is the "him" ? Putin, Trump, the ice cream guy ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (J8ILO)

I was thinking his doctor.

It was a cry for help.
Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (tjClK)

The ice cream truck. It was headed towards Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (axyOa)

228 BIDEN: Putin will "never gain the hearts and souls of the *Iranian* people."

has Politifact ruled this "mostly true"?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (Ynyl9)

229 Please to link...

Can't find it at the site just now.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (BgMrQ)

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It's in his headline area at the top.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (eMEkg)

230 221 Anbody know any Ukranians? I do, there are a number who are members of my church. Their take on what is going on is interesting.
Posted by: kraken

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What's his take?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (DcKNO)

231
BIDEN: "..and a pound of Ukrainian people.

"... with a side of Uyghur sausages! Tell you what - a guy'd never go hungry with that served to him every day!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

232 had to look it up. Flo

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Polly Holliday. From Jasper, AL.

Older than dirt but she's still on this side of it last I heard.

Posted by: Azathoth at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (W3VUu)

233
I couldn't keep watching this old bag of air for more than a few minutes. He just immediately pissed me off too much for my good health when talking about Ukraine, and I had to shut it off. I figured that, since I wasn't watching, he would die for sure, and I would miss it. Oh well.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (SKVme)

234 Biden is as dumb as he is corrupt.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (cRGZe)

235 224 >>The actress's first name was Polly. I think she played the town miser (akin to Mr. Potter) in Gremlins.

Best Christmas Movie, ever.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (+y12g)

Like Die Hard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

236 Wow, Zero Hedge has up a never before seen video of the second plane hitting the WTC.
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It was the Joooos, wasn't it?

I knew it!!!

Posted by: spike lee at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (UHVv4)

237 >>>and the Uranians are trying to take it back by pronouncing it Keeve.

Um no that's not how you pronounce Kyiv. It has two EE-ee emphasis on the first. KEYeve is the closest arrangement in English that you can use. Again way to hard for Grandpa Mumbles.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (T/vhV)

238 163 Sharon Case is still a looker at 51
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 02, 2022 01:06 PM

And Dr. Biden looks like a hooker at 70!

Posted by: AoS Fashion Correspondent at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (yBWAd)

239 Uranuians > Orangutans > Ukrainians > Iranians

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (dfgwz)

240 221 Anbody know any Ukranians? I do, there are a number who are members of my church. Their take on what is going on is interesting.

yep and yep

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (j9HX3)

241 **

Did the FBI just release it and not explain why they had the camera set up and filming?
Posted by: Moron Rubie - Ukranians hate blacks, make Democrats own it at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (cUuEU)

Why, they would never do such a thing.

- - Kyle Rittenhouse

Posted by: Sponge - Trudeau is Asshoe! at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (tjClK)

242 Oddly enough, "uranian" is a 19th century euphemism for "ghomosexual".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (mZOHK)

243 >>I hate to admit it, but AOC is looking pretty hot. I am a girl, so what do the guys think?

That face. Her smile.

It is ...

not Bueno.

Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (+y12g)

244 203 >>It was the Texas waitress, can't think of her name right now. She used to tell folks, "Kiss my Grits!" in Mel's Diner.

Flo!
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (+y12g)

Was Flo supposed to be from Texas? Mel's was in Arizona, IIRC.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (dfRN6)

245 227 How many edibles did Kamala consume before the SOTU?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (m/Gc2)

Sausage platter.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

246 Google Translate says it's the other way around.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (ZSK0i)

Well, they would wouldn't they

#dontbeevil

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (BgMrQ)

247 It's on Zerohedge desktop not mobile mode

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (eMEkg)

248 Oddbod reminds me of my first reaction when hearing about this pathetic slip by the vile vegetable.

How ignorant, and stupid, and childish, are the targets of Biden's intended remarks (where his dementia doesn't mix up the words), that "winning the hearts of the Ukrainian people" is any sort of topic whatever? As if Russia is doing this most costly and risky direct realpolitik of use of force to endear itself to anybody?

A pathetic - and despicable - sub-mediocrity addressing childish nonsense to a target audience of ignorant childish airhead "adults".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (OTzUX)

249 mouthful of schism.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (J0+rx)

Wut?

Posted by: Commie Pope Francis at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (ufFY8)

250 Watching what little I did. Is Nancy a zombie? Rictus Botox is a fitting name and description of her.
What a vile person.

Posted by: Bosk at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (x6uUk)

251 lol. homosexual, not ghomosexual.

Biden is probably a gomersexual but whatever.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (mZOHK)

252 The actress's first name was Polly. I think she played the town miser (akin to Mr. Potter) in Gremlins.
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Best Christmas Movie, ever.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022

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I saw it on the same day as Ghostbusters. Gremlins suffered badly by comparison.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2022 01:14 PM (txdEq)

253 NOOD Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: PattiO'Table, oxidizing slowly at March 02, 2022 01:14 PM (/ZecF)

254 Um no that's not how you pronounce Kyiv. It has two EE-ee emphasis on the first. KEYeve is the closest arrangement in English that you can use. Again way to hard for Grandpa Mumbles.

correct

not sure where the KEEV thing is coming from I dunno

all of this is weird and getting weirder

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 01:14 PM (j9HX3)

255 They need a Presidential Speaker or Oral Secretary who accompanies Puddin at all times and reads the shit written for him by Ron Klain. Or they could go old school and call it the Groom of the Larynx.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2022 01:14 PM (sWM8x)

256 Psaki says Biden didn't "have the time" last night to mention our 13 servicemembers killed in Afghanistan

Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2022 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

257 Uranium people sounds like a B-52s album.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at March 02, 2022 01:15 PM (3AD8C)

258 245 Oddly enough, "uranian" is a 19th century euphemism for "ghomosexual".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 02, 2022 01:13 PM (mZOHK)

Fauci is a Gnomosexual.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

259 It's in his headline area at the top.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 02, 2022 01:12 PM (eMEkg)

Ahhh...t/y

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:15 PM (BgMrQ)

260 Isn't he the retard who said "the SCI(L)ENCE!!! has lead us to this moment" of the congresscritters without face-diapers (well, during the SOTU instead of during some party in which the servants all had to wear theirs)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 02, 2022 01:10 PM (llON8 )

And Brit Hume replied with something like, "yeah, I don't think it's science that got us here" which I thought was pretty funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 02, 2022 01:15 PM (Ez6QX)

261 >>>Who is the "him" ? Putin, Trump, the ice cream guy ?

>Let's hope he meant Dr. Fauci, because I'd love to stomp a mudhole in the middle of his loose ass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 02, 2022 01:15 PM (PEbbU)

262 You ARE the man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (XvPQV)

Heh. Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 02, 2022 01:16 PM (II3Gr)

263 My surgeon's PA is Ukranian. Interesting, and erudite fellow. His comment to me was, 'Don't believe *anything* from the media.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
===

I've been saying this and I'm not even Iranian.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 02, 2022 01:16 PM (iDcra)

264 Anbody know any Ukranians? I do, there are a number who are members of my church. Their take on what is going on is interesting.
Posted by: kraken at March 02, 2022 01:08 PM (Vr12I)

I know a German who says that a large number of East Germans decided to go to Ukraine, and a good number of those were army veterans. He also said that one of the biggest exports from Russia to Ukraine in the last 20 years was retired Russian Military. He thinks Ukraine has more experienced troops now than the Russians.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2022 01:16 PM (xhaym)

265 259 Psaki says Biden didn't "have the time" last night to mention our 13 servicemembers killed in Afghanistan

he was way under the allotted time ...wut?!?!

I guess he didn't have "meth time" left

Posted by: Black Orchid at March 02, 2022 01:16 PM (j9HX3)

266 256 NOOD Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: PattiO'Table, oxidizing slowly at March 02, 2022 01:14 PM (/ZecF)

Oh God No! PLease!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 02, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

267 Who is the "him" ? Putin, Trump, the ice cream guy ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 02, 2022 01:09 PM (J8ILO)

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The diaper-exchange serviceman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Honk Semper Tyrannis! at March 02, 2022 01:17 PM (dfgwz)

268 Most cities in that part of the world have had four different names in the last 120 years.
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Fuck that, Comrade!

Posted by: Leningrad at March 02, 2022 01:17 PM (UHVv4)

269 SPLITTERS!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 02, 2022 01:17 PM (oedLL)

270 @80
She's not Iranian and I've read she wears prosthetic boobs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 02, 2022 01:17 PM (Wg1SU)

271 I heard Yourannus.

*Disclaimer: I dis not watch any of it.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2022 01:18 PM (rqQ57)

272 not sure where the KEEV thing is coming from I dunno
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I'm not doing Keev. I don't give a shit who the supposed authorities are who always want to change our pronunciations. It's Kiev. That's the American English pronunciation for the capital of Ukraine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 02, 2022 01:18 PM (sWM8x)

273 I prefe Peking Duck to Beijing Duck. Old school, I am.
Posted by: kraken[/i[

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Peiping Duck at March 02, 2022 01:18 PM (IANdO)

274 215 A pity the GOP had grandma give the rebuttal. What was needed was someone 15 years younger with a bit of fire and brimstone. Not platitudes and slogans.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2022 01:11 PM

Are you nuts?! And excite voters into thinking they have some kind of choice? Boring, out of touch, with rote platitudes is PERFECT. If we turn off enough voters, we have an easier time ensuring the people we want elected ARE elected, and enact the policies we want!

Posted by: GOPe leadership at March 02, 2022 01:19 PM (yBWAd)

275 Polly Holliday is a staunch lefty, from what I've read. Too bad because I always loved her Florence Jean Casselberry from Cowtown, TX persona. Another staunch lefty that disappointed me was Marcia Wallace...Carol from Bob Newhart.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 02, 2022 01:19 PM (sVtYq)

276 Kyiv - Cold War ethos, nominally good guys

Keev - New World Order, definitely bad guys

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard

Kiev - The English spelling of the name. You know? English, the language of space travel, technology and science.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2022 01:22 PM (dkP80)

277 74 Where is Keeve? I've never heard of it.

Posted by: mikethemoose at March 02, 2022 12:58 PM (T/vhV)

It's a long ways east of SIGH-uh-dad JEW-ar-eez!

Posted by: Joy Reid, Brian Stelter, Chuck Todd and other Media Geographer Brainiacs at March 02, 2022 01:22 PM (AMIL/)

278 Polly Holliday is a staunch lefty, from what I've read. Too bad because I always loved her Florence Jean Casselberry from Cowtown, TX persona. Another staunch lefty that disappointed me was Marcia Wallace... Carol from Bob Newhart.
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Dr Cuddy from House M.D. too. A real Red-diaper Baby from the IMDB bio.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 02, 2022 01:23 PM (UHVv4)

279 Dude eats Graham Crackers out of Stephen Hayes' asscrack while Frank Luntz rubs one out in a gimp mask and watches.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2022 01:04 PM (+y12g)

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Missed opportunity to use "fartclam" in a sentence.

Posted by: ballistic at March 02, 2022 01:07 PM (oXNqT)

Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at March 02, 2022 01:28 PM (SH2Zi)

280 Wow, Zero Hedge has up a never before seen video of the second plane hitting the WTC.

Posted by: MAGA Ken

"Omigod! What the FUCK is going on?"

The beginning of 20 years of foreign wars that benefited just one class of people. The ones who'll fuck your children, kill their babies, and steal the coins from your eyes while you're laying in your casket.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2022 01:36 PM (dkP80)

281 Iranian Strong!

Posted by: Baldy at March 02, 2022 01:43 PM (7m7/V)

282 The beginning of 20 years of foreign wars that benefited just one class of people. The ones who'll fuck your children, kill their babies, and steal the coins from your eyes while you're laying in your casket.
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You forgot they'd fuck your dog and run him over for giggles.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 02, 2022 01:50 PM (SWV0+)

283 Kiev - The English spelling of the name. You know? English, the language of space travel, technology and science.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 02, 2022 01:22 PM (dkP80)

Yeah yeah yeah, I fucked up there ...

I knew it as soon as I hit "post"

I denounce myself

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 02, 2022 01:53 PM (BgMrQ)

284 That moment when the second in line of succession realizes her Boss is a mentally ill geriatric.

Posted by: obsidian at March 03, 2022 11:44 AM (c4hW5)

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