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Karate Kick Cafe
Yosemite National Park
Photo Credit: The Fartclam Observer
Thanks to kallisto, a penguin at a Japanese zoo has imprinted on a park employee and is now a "Stage 5 clinger," following him at a distance of inches and jealously biting at him if he attempts to feed other penguins. Is this real? I feel like I'm being punked. Tricked out wheels. I linked this before -- how they built the foundations for bridges in the middle ages. They built, I think, a coffer dam, and then used a mill to pump all of the water out of that, and then built the footing of bridge's supports in that dry area. Kind of neat. Honey! We've got baby goats again! Tableau marchant.
I think I might have something on the line!
3D animation.
This looks like a good place!
Steve Inman: In Soviet Russia, trash takes you out. Asian Andy Tifa's escape ended neatly. Nailed everything except the end bit. What your three months of Tae Kwon Do in 8th grade training actually gets you. A couple of years of training gets you this. A little wobbly, but he gets there.
The little tails.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Q36Bisrl4Y
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 23, 2022
The world's largest floating crane Hyundai 10000 pic.twitter.com/KWk14WSrc0
— Amazing Innovations (@AmazingInnovat1) February 10, 2022
Physics is Everything, Physics is Everywhere pic.twitter.com/jtdi6HIUks
— Amazing Physics (@amazing_physics) February 8, 2022
There are 2 types of dogs.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/5L9QdVesIR
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 23, 2022
— Animals Being Jerks (@AnimaIBeingJerk) March 1, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tofer732 at March 03, 2022 07:45 PM (GcxM3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 07:45 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 07:46 PM (2javT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2022 07:47 PM (SVIGI)
https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1499535843207389186
Posted by: Chernobyl II Nuclear Boogaloo at March 03, 2022 07:48 PM (1dzqn)
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 07:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 07:48 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 07:49 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 07:49 PM (arJlL)
Ben Had - we're thinking towards the end of May - maybe 25-26ish. Still kind of fluid though.
JT - Mrs. TP said it's 'Fine!'
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 07:50 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 07:51 PM (2JoB8)
Will someone point to the fartclam thread, please?
Posted by: RI Red at March 03, 2022 07:51 PM (1MACa)
Posted by: Margins at March 03, 2022 07:51 PM (+3ARs)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 07:51 PM (BgMrQ)
https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1499535843207389186
Posted by: Chernobyl II Nuclear Boogaloo at March 03, 2022 07:48 PM (1dzqn)
Hopefully it's just an admin building and not something important.
Posted by: Thrawn at March 03, 2022 07:51 PM (hR5xa)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2022 07:52 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 07:52 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 07:53 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Glenn John at March 03, 2022 07:53 PM (LilNs)
Ace, just FUCK twatter.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at March 03, 2022 07:53 PM (e5dzA)
Posted by: zombie johnny hart at March 03, 2022 07:53 PM (UHVv4)
ah... nitter doesn't seem to work on the age-restricted tweets.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2022 07:53 PM (SKVme)
Progs need to go to jail and get the butt sex!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 07:54 PM (yrol0)
No crowds.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 07:54 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 07:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Glenn John at March 03, 2022 07:54 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 03, 2022 07:55 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2022 07:55 PM (SVIGI)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2022 07:10 PM (0G13K)
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Ace - if that was a reference to the Emperor of Ice Cream then you killed it... at least as it refers to Tank Abrams.
Consider, Horde, the following lines:
"... spread it as if to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb."
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 07:56 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2022 07:56 PM (MGjUO)
Posted by: ace
Dead links tell no tales......
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 07:56 PM (arJlL)
>>Nuclear power plant on fire in Ukraine, supposedly after Russian attack. Yippee.
Putin is clearly in YOLO mode.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 07:56 PM (0C60m)
You forgot to leave a gap in the link, and the iPhone users are not liking you very much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Got banged up a little himself in the process, Mr. April did. He's grumpier than usual tonight.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at March 03, 2022 07:57 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 07:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at March 03, 2022 07:57 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 03, 2022 07:58 PM (vuisn)
Will someone point to the fartclam thread, please?
Posted by: RI Red at March 03, 2022 07:51 PM (1MACa)
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In my opinion, there were several. It continued all night long.
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 07:58 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: fd at March 03, 2022 07:58 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 07:59 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 07:59 PM (lCui1)
Clearly Mr April needs some tender, loving, care. Note the Oxford comma.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB8)
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It nothing -- it just house diesel generators.
Posted by: Fukushima Power Corp. at March 03, 2022 07:59 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
He's no fartclam.
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 08:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: tom Servo at March 03, 2022 08:00 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 03, 2022 08:00 PM (uHFrd)
>>Anyone heard anything about the new Batman movie? Friend wants to know if I want to go. I haven't been inside a theater since December 2014.
Apparently it's Se7en as filtered through Kurt Kobain set in the world of Batman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 08:00 PM (0C60m)
Will someone point to the fartclam thread, please?
Posted by: RI Red
Look at the thread before last night's ONT
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2022 08:01 PM (arJlL)
Consider, Horde, the following lines:
"... spread it as if to cover her face.
If her horny feet protrude, they come
To show how cold she is, and dumb."
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 07:56 PM (U1eOr)
I don't want to thing about Abrams' horny anything.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Golfman at March 03, 2022 08:01 PM (StJCj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:01 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 03, 2022 08:01 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Carl Bernstein at March 03, 2022 08:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 03, 2022 08:01 PM (vuisn)
Schroedinger's Fartclam.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 03, 2022 08:02 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, oops, I commented again. Sorry, eh. at March 03, 2022 08:04 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 08:04 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2022 08:05 PM (EstGD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 08:05 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 08:06 PM (7nmUH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Inman needs a few new lines, no doubt. But the underlying videos are fantastic. His schtick was great at first, but now I'd laugh just as hard with no sound on.
Posted by: 496 at March 03, 2022 08:06 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:07 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 08:07 PM (GYllL)
https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1499535843207389186
Posted by: Chernobyl II Nuclear Boogaloo at March 03, 2022 07:48 PM (1dzqn)
***
This business will get out of control. it will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 03, 2022 08:07 PM (JVb4L)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2022 08:05 PM (EstGD
Your doggies bring YOU meat?
*yells at doggeh*
Hey, doggeh, get over there and learn to do that!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:08 PM (lCui1)
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2022 08:08 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 08:08 PM (2javT)
That will show the Russians.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 08:08 PM (haWye)
Hey, remember what the US govt did to the Bin Laden family after obama bin laden did 9/11?
Yeah, they escorted the entire family to safety and secreted them out of the USA.
But all Russians everywhere must be punished!! Including those weird Russian cats!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 08:08 PM (DI4px)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 03, 2022 08:08 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Diogenes off Site at March 03, 2022 08:09 PM (JVb4L)
*hears whisper in ear*
But I thought this was a Cafe? Whaddya mean, "not that kind of Cafe?"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2022 08:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 08:10 PM (2javT)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 03, 2022 08:11 PM (PiwSw)
Herman the German was a floating crane I used to see all the time when I was in the Navy at Long Beach.
https://tideworks.com/herman-the-german
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 08:11 PM (63Dwl)
Is bob o'rourke the D nom in Texas?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 08:11 PM (DI4px)
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2022 08:12 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 03, 2022 08:12 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2022 08:12 PM (QCwhW)
Anyone know which way the wind is blowing?
Posted by: Diogenes off Site
Windy.com shows the prevailing wind blowing towards the Scandi countries at this time.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 08:13 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at March 03, 2022 08:13 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 08:13 PM (7nmUH)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at March 03, 2022 08:14 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 08:14 PM (7nmUH)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
What does this mean?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 08:14 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 08:15 PM (rz+/y)
Ah, thank you.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:16 PM (dscaa)
Just pull up some grass and toss it in the air.
Posted by: bob dylan at March 03, 2022 08:16 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:16 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 08:14 PM (KAi1n)
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You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 03, 2022 08:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Azathoth at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2022 08:12 PM (QCwhW)
They're supposedly preventing the fire from being put out so I'd say intentional. But who knows anything anymore.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:07 PM (dscaa)
Yes
Ann Barnhardt see her Meme post
Van Der Leun at American Digest
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Big double-ended boats built, flat bottomed, but upside down. The gunwales edged like huge blades. Move into place with barges, then stack huge stonework on the tops and control descent to bottom.
Once on bottom, pump air in and water out, send miners down into space via tubes, and dig dig dig until edges bear on bedrock. Keep piling stonework atop.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:18 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (lCui1)
Well, Putin keeps finding new ways to make it better for himself- you have to give him that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2022 08:19 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 08:14 PM (7nmUH)
Because in Texas they literally have no other democrat politician to love. He's it, that's why he's running. He got 91% of the Dem primary vote; for fun, I looked up the resumes of his 4 competitors in the Dem Primary. The most "prominent" job any of the four of them had ever held was "policy advisor to the public utility commission". They were all people who were just thrilled to see their name on a ballot.
That's it - the Texas Democrat Party has literally run out of people willing to be put on the ballot. (except for rich wankers with nothing else to do)
Posted by: tom Servo at March 03, 2022 08:19 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 03, 2022 08:19 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2022 08:20 PM (EstGD)
Cool.
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 03, 2022 08:20 PM (pMv+f)
Thread says it's a building in the nuke plant compound, not the plant itself, that's on fire
Posted by: vmom stab
Nuke plant on fire - another bullshit story from the Ukies. like claims of Russia shelling Holocaust Memorial.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (rz+/y)
I did that! - Joe Biden
Posted by: tom Servo at March 03, 2022 08:20 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at March 03, 2022 08:21 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Hi!
Haven't seen you in a while I think
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:23 PM (lCui1)
Oh...never mind.
Posted by: Zombie Emily Litella at March 03, 2022 08:23 PM (Xrfse)
https://nitter.net/loganclarkhall/status/
1499547793454731267#m
Logan Hall @loganclarkhall; 31m
redpilled kanye watching tucker carlson.
person says, "stop listening to this man. it's negative. he's taking your words out of context."
kanye: "no. he's putting them in context!"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 08:24 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 03, 2022 07:54 PM
They call that "shucking the fartclam" on the inside.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 08:25 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 08:25 PM (ptqGC)
https://gettr.com/post/py1koa1b81
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 08:25 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 03, 2022 08:27 PM (pMv+f)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:27 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2022 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Caliban at March 03, 2022 08:28 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 03, 2022 08:27 PM (pMv+f)
Is it called "White Men Are the Racist Devil and Black People Are All Sacred Heroes Unless They're Icky Republicans In Which Case They're the Racist Devil, Too"?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:28 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: squeakywheel at March 03, 2022 08:27 PM (pMv+f)
White Women can't Twerk?
No wait, that's not right.
Posted by: tom Servo at March 03, 2022 08:28 PM (evAgx)
Haven't seen you in a while I think
Oops. Am I socking a regular? I did not intend to do that.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at March 03, 2022 08:29 PM (lKAqb)
Phil Kerpen
@kerpen · 4h
Every Senate Democrat present voted AGAINST ending the COVID National Emergency.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 03, 2022 08:29 PM (MFZ8i)
It's NATO they might nuke, it the situation arises
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:30 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: The Poobah of this town at March 03, 2022 08:30 PM (9X60i)
It's NATO they might nuke, it the situation arises
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:30 PM (lCui1)
___
Why nuke when you can take down a nation's grid via cyberwarfare?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 03, 2022 08:31 PM (xzNDG)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at March 03, 2022 08:31 PM (uHFrd)
Gotta appease those constituents still paralyzed by irrational fear.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 08:32 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 08:32 PM (2javT)
behave yourself
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:15 PM
She fights! We cannot spare her!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 08:31 PM
Fuck them gently with a chainsaw.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: SMH
Hubs said they started seeing a lot more cyber attacks today on their cloud/ security service provider.
Presumably Russian, maybe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:34 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)
And it is such a wonderful thing.
Freezer is quickly filling with dehydrated meats, fruits, and veggies.
Yes, I have a new dehydrator, why do you ask?
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 03, 2022 08:34 PM (xzNDG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
What about me?
Posted by: Mrs. Non-Concrete at March 03, 2022 08:34 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Bete at March 03, 2022 08:34 PM (2javT)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:35 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2022 08:35 PM (EstGD)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (ou23q)
I think it's some adminisration buildings
but you know the media, end of the world
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:35 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 08:35 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs!
Whoa! Glad both the Mr. and doggehs are pretty much okay.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 08:35 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: No one of any consequence
Welcome. A Dread Pirate Roberts reference I take it? I think someone else has used the same phrase, possibly without the "any." Certainly close enough to cause confusion. You probably should consider something else.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2022 08:36 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM
Can he read?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 03, 2022 08:36 PM (3/XaG)
Presumably Russian, maybe
Posted by: vmom
___
There's a lot of pissed off Ukrainian and Russian hackers right now.
And the global infrastructure is their battlespace.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 03, 2022 08:36 PM (xzNDG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)
Graffiti is a scourge and should be a capital offense.
Posted by: Capital Eff at March 03, 2022 08:36 PM (GYllL)
Putin is a FUCKING MORON
Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2022 08:37 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:38 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 03, 2022 08:38 PM (PEbbU)
Healthy suspicion is a good thing as long as we don't carry ourselves into Cloud Cuckoo Land, but this just smells rotten all the way down into to the fartclam.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:39 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:35 PM
Teh Ewok appears to be a devotee of this school of philosophy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2022 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
He's a Haaaavad man. Old joke is that a guy gets in the "less than 10 items" line at a supermarket in Boston with obviously more than 10 items. Clerk asks "Are you from MIT and can't read or Harvard and can't count?"
Posted by: Oddbob at March 03, 2022 08:40 PM (nfrXX)
In the book of Joel,IIANM, it talks about mens eyes melting in their sockets.
Posted by: Jmel at March 03, 2022 08:40 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:41 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:41 PM (5HBd1)
It's gonna be a thing here, too. Definitely sockin' it away for some tough times ahead.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2022 08:42 PM (QzJWU)
Healthy suspicion is a good thing as long as we don't carry ourselves into Cloud Cuckoo Land, but this just smells rotten all the way down into to the fartclam.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:39 PM
Is it WWIII already? I still have my COVID decorations up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 08:42 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: ...
___
Satan knows time is short, and he wants to take as many with him.
And with the majority of humanity wanting to be their own little gods, well, you see what happens.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 03, 2022 08:42 PM (xzNDG)
so much, they ended up attacking us
just think if they woulda had nukes
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:42 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: azjaeger at March 03, 2022 08:43 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Concur.
Germany 1939-1941- Blitzkrieg.
Russia 1800s-Present - Meat Grinder.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2022 08:43 PM (R/m4+)
to be fair, there was some commercials in between
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:43 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:43 PM (geLO8)
>>How did we go from The Official End of COVID to WWIII in like 36 hours...?
As noted, with the exception of a few years after WWII, a couple in the 80's, 90's and sprinkled elsewhere, we've been nested inside of an op, that's sitting atop a scam, that's being born aloft by a vulture for 100 plus years.
There are no coincidences.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 08:43 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 08:42 PM (RkC6l)
Eastern Orthodox Covid always lags Western Covid...
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 03, 2022 08:44 PM (xzNDG)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:43 PM (geLO
totally painless, right ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: The Dude at March 03, 2022 08:45 PM (22Z1q)
Posted by: The Dude at March 03, 2022 08:45 PM (22Z1q)
Excaliber is the gold standard dehydrator but a little pricey. I went with a Cosori. Figured I'd see how often I used it and upgrade later.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:45 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:44 PM
True, that. We're a week apart this year.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 03, 2022 08:46 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at March 03, 2022 08:46 PM (xzNDG)
Posted by: REDACTED
after a series of big needles jabbed into my jaw, yes
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:47 PM (V13WU)
I don't believe anything the media says. This all sounds like the run up to America entering WWI. We just need to hear about nuns being raped in Belgium.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
The Huns are bayonetting babies!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 08:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:47 PM (geLO8)
Good luck getting Nosering Hannah and JimBob-ita (he/shim) the Barista Twins to give a chortling fuck about this shit once Dancing With the Stars comes back.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 08:47 PM (dscaa)
And there it is.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 08:47 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:46 PM (geLO
you musta had an upper tooth worked on
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:48 PM (us2H3)
--------------
I had one and it went fine during and after. I wish the same for you.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 08:48 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: sassy at March 03, 2022 08:48 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO8)
thanks
I've had 'em before
but hey- any excuse to call in sick on a Friday
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:50 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: sassy at March 03, 2022 08:48 PM (xSICi)
seems like that would be kinda snowy
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2022 08:50 PM (us2H3)
There's a couole of nuke experts doing a twatter space trying to calm ppl down but I guess panicking is more fun
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:51 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: sassy
The last time I was there my son and I did all of our hiking starting at 0500 and were back in the valley by noon (when the crowds were starting). Rookies. We missed the crush of folks on the trails, the loud music, and idjits wearing flipflops that were going to fall or otherwise need to be carried out.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 08:51 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau -
this guy has his fingers on the pulse of a nation
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: CCP Soldier at March 03, 2022 08:52 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:52 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 03, 2022 08:17 PM (KiBMU)
Isn't that when they discovered The Bends, then named Caisson Disease?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:53 PM (geLO8)
>>Went back to look at the twitter nuke plant thread and good lord the panic-orgy.
Well, to be fair, if one was to get all Henny Penny, a fire at a nuke plant in the middle of an active war zone, might just be the most legitimate time to get all Henny Penny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 08:53 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: Shep "remember me?" Smith at March 03, 2022 08:53 PM (22Z1q)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 08:54 PM (haWye)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 08:56 PM (ou23q)
That scene was tough.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 08:56 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
It crossed my mind today. Mostly because it's one of those things that I haven't got, and wouldn't want to wish that I had.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 08:58 PM (P4LRL)
Dehydration, a vacuum sealer and a deep freezer, I think that'd do the trick?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
That's one option.
Alternatively, we can hide under our school desks.
If we had desks.
And if we still could fit underneath them.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (lCui1)
Might want to find a new venue...like maybe Gab.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (W+kMI)
To me, the definitive version is Coltrane with Duke.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (geLO8)
Which is why I go over the divide with my truck. Takes longer, but, well. Worth it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 08:38 PM (V13WU)
Who is They? I can reach RT by VPNing through India.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (Jea1g)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (ou23q)
Ah, the joys of the septic interwebz, not to mention people who pee their pants when the propaganda gets scary.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:01 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU)
Sorry to see RT go and fire everyone in 'Merica.
Back in the last cold war got a big kick out of Russian / Cuban propaganda, the current crew in charge here seems allergic to anyone's bullshit but thier's.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2022 09:01 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 09:01 PM (UHVv4)
>>To me, the definitive version is Coltrane with Duke.
100pct, not even a question.
Although there is Ella Fitzgerald.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 09:01 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (Jea1g)
My internet providers; One of the BIg ONes
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU)
Shelling a nuke plant. Fucking idiots.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 08:53 PM (yQpMk)
Yep...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (BgMrQ)
Well, to be fair, if one was to get all Henny Penny, a fire at a nuke plant in the middle of an active war zone, might just be the most legitimate time to get all Henny Penny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
How about Jive Turkey Lurkey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (lz5hY
Maybe never watch him again. Like ever?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:03 PM (LKTKP)
you gotta make reservations just to enter RMNP now
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 09:03 PM (geLO8)
Me
Likey.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2022 08:54 PM (haWye)
Word is DeSantis is calling for Constitutional Carry be on his desk to sign toot sweet.
The man has enlarged my mind and other areas.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2022 09:03 PM (R/m4+)
But I divide my brain into "vocal music" and "instrumental music", both are highly cherished, but different.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 09:04 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)
Time to change channels. Hannity is breathless about the nuke plant.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
I switched over to Gomer Pyle.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2022 09:04 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU)
Thing is, I am going to a Christian retreat in June in Utah. I'll need gas money for that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (bUGMk)
*
One f*cking year into his presidency.
20%+ real inflation after the first real wealth creation for the lower and middle class in 40 years wasn't enough. Empty shelves after the best economy in decades wasn't enough. $4 gas after being energy independent two years ago wasn't enough. Forced DNA experiments and literally retarding schoolchildren from learning wasn't enough. No, one year in and we're already honestly talking about nuclear war with Biden in office. Amazing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (Lzpvj)
==
99.9% from unverified source
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:06 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 09:05 PM (Msys3)
so you die tired ?
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 09:06 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2022 09:06 PM (EstGD)
If you'll recall, Hitlery was talking up war with Russia during the 2016 campaign. This was the plan all along.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at March 03, 2022 09:07 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU)
I have AT&T and they appear to have removed RT from their routing tables. Can see it through India, but not Argentine, the only two I have tried.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:07 PM (Jea1g)
>>both are highly cherished, but different.
Yeah, it's like Take 5, there's the classic instrumental version and then there's the Al Jarreou vocal version, which is fairly amazing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 09:08 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:08 PM (Jea1g)
Possible - we're talking eastern Europe and Russians, after all - but extremely skeptical. The Russian effort doesn't seem to be there best, but they've done nothing like this so far, and just today agreed with the Ukes on humanitarian corridors and other civilian-related matters. Doesn't seem likely they'd be so careless as to attack an active nuke.
But, Russians, so let's see.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:08 PM (OTzUX)
Rationing is coming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:08 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:00 PM (ou23q)
We never had duck and cover. but I would hear PSAs on the local radio that would start: "Nobody likes to think about it, but the threat of nuclear does exist..." followed by instructions on how to seek out your local fallout shelter (presumably so you can pound your fists on the steel door in vain, while the elite are safely ensconced).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Look, the community that gained the most percentage under Trump was black males and they could not resist "getting the Obama band" back together....
The American people evidently understood that the combination of energy independence, non-inflationary economic growth, and "mean tweets" was unacceptable so now thanks to Never Trump, the Lincoln Logs and friends we have none of the above.
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:08 PM (Lzpvj)
*
They hate them for not allowing gays to adopt and groom future targets.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:09 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1)
Seems unlikely there'll be any reliable info on the situation for some time, so I'm not gonna kill myself looking for same.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (Jea1g)
Donkey loves nothing more than the boot stamping, I can even forgive them their evil they are after all "evil" what I cannot forgive is Liza Mulletkowski, and friends pretending that 8 buck a gallon fuel is an economic awesomesauce thing.
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (Lzpvj)
In instrumental music, the "sideman" (side person) gets to shine.
It really is 2 different disciplines.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Joe's Left Foot at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (hgoDd)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
**
Next we'll start wondering about the integrity of our voting system.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (Kt1w/)
They've been censoring American media and people for some time now.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (LKTKP)
Is it the bottom of the hour?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (Jea1g)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:04 PM (Xrfse)
Still a better batting average than TV
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:13 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 09:13 PM (PYJJG)
I'm old enough I remember when democrats were telling me in the 80s Russia's inability to listen to VOA was a sign of weakness.
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:13 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (LKTKP)
Is it the bottom of the hour?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (Jea1g)
This matters? Oh man. I don't wear a watch.
Does it matter what the barometric pressure is?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:13 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:13 PM (V13WU)
Screw that. More and more links to Twitter demand that I log in to view the post in question. Maybe that's a sign that they're hurting? Probably not, but I hope so. In any case, I'm not about to make an account in the cesspool.
Posted by: Mark at March 03, 2022 09:14 PM (fglF9)
***
Oh gawd, they are gonna use this as an excuse to send troops and declare another emergency, aren't they?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 09:14 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:10 PM (LKTKP)
Is it the bottom of the hour?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:11 PM (Jea1g)
Remember..."I am up, I am moving, They see me, I am down."
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2022 09:14 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:14 PM (V13WU)
I have not watched a second of TV "news" in a very long time.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:14 PM (x8Wzq)
**
Edit:
...and we're already honestly talking about nuclear war with Biden in office (edit begin) entirely to protect a money laundering operation for DC politicians, family members, and connected cronies (end edit). Amazing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:15 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)
---------------------------------------------
About 1.27%. That's my best calculation.
I have ways of knowing these things.
Manchin? He be paralyzed by a fear of unions.
The unions get some goodies because of the federal emergency act.
Posted by: Mothman at March 03, 2022 09:15 PM (M/9m0)
North of Charleston I saw the simplest congressional ad ever.
, fight Communism.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:15 PM (KjwO8)
Been thinking that long column of Russian vehicles (1-at most 2 Motor Rifle Divisions) could be a great disinformation plan.
Show low movement there, and have the Eastern side of Kiev assaulted by those two columns from south of Kursk.
Alternately, just get the artillery in range, and pound Kiev like Grozny. Defend from counterattacks.
Lots safer than an urban assault.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:16 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:15 PM (V13WU)
It's OK. I can believe this shit, but that's because I'm very credulous.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 09:16 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: The Bulwark at March 03, 2022 09:16 PM (dscaa)
That kind of coverage is simply jaw-dropping, inconceivable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:17 PM (KZzsI)
The man has enlarged my mind and other areas.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I think Ohio passed CC both houses today or yesterday also. We'll see if DeWine signs it. *spit*
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 09:17 PM (Msys3)
That kind of coverage is simply jaw-dropping, inconceivable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:17 PM (KZzsI
Helps to remember that there were like three choices on TV back then.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (Xrfse)
"Freedom".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:02 PM (lz5hY)
Someone had to take Shep's place
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (M+Lyo)
October of this year marks Cuban Missile Crisis year 60.
I remember at the time the Grand Rapids Press front page with an arc on the map showing the range of Russian Missiles. South end of town was included.
Spent the following week with the Grandparents out of range in their cabin on the creek in Newaygo County, probably the last place for radiation shielding but one of the best weeks of my life. Drank my first beer.
War is good for children and other living creatures. if it don't get to shootin.
Posted by: Auspex at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (Xo3T0)
>>Lots safer than an urban assault.
As has been noted, it took the US three weeks to get to Baghdad and topple Saddham, and that was with unchallenged sea, land and air superiority.
Putin's been at it for about two weeks, at the current pace, Kiev will fall by next Friday or earlier.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (0C60m)
Posted by: Notsothoreau -
this guy has his fingers on the pulse of a nation
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO
That's not my pulse.
Posted by: The Nation, panting heavily at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (MCHZf)
Amazing what having just 3 major networks, and not having alienated 40% of the audience enabled eh?
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:19 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO
That's not my pulse.
Posted by: The Nation, panting heavily at March 03, 2022 09:18 PM (MCHZf)
That's not my finger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:19 PM (6FeV1)
Jim was a great character. I remember a scene where he sat down a piano and started to play Chopin or something and another characters says 'I didn't know you could play piano, Jim' and he replys with astonishment 'Neither did I!'.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 03, 2022 09:19 PM (fppa6)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 03, 2022 09:20 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:20 PM (V13WU)
**
We have nothing remotely similar anymore, do we? Even big events like the superbowl or college football playoffs might get what, 4-5% of viewers? (I honestly have no idea and that's just an arbitray guess) Certainly not Edna and Fred from the Bible study group. Well, maybe Fred, but not if Edna's stories are on.
That's probably a whole lot of what's wrong with us today, honestly. We have no shared anything any longer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:21 PM (Kt1w/)
I hated Latke, it was so great they dumped him for the much better Reverend Jim character.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 09:21 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: AnnaS at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (1Lx+d)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons
Didn't you die of stomach issues?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (Msys3)
"If Tomorrow Starts Without Me"
https://youtu.be/8YMJcIvpUlc
We're all going to die. We're all going to lose someone.
"If Tomorrow Starts Without Me" is something worth listening to every once in a while. Like, every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (Xp33B)
We will always have fartclam.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Tits to Taxis
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (M+Lyo)
And pounding urban areas is stupid, and seemed to be something they were specifically going to avoid (and avoid large urban centers in general).
Of course I've always wondered how Russia was going to achieve its particular objective here. Not, like the pathetic former Trump NSA stupidly put it, a "war of conquest", obviously - those are straightforward.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:19 PM (lz5hY)
I think with some rare exceptions of genuinely newsworthy people, every guest on every channel is coached by the DNC. No coachy, no talky. That or you are one of the Designated Hate Objects and you get attacked mercilessly.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (lz5hY)
We are one country mentally and physically divided into tribes. Not one America any more.
And we have a lot of overlapping tribes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (M+Lyo)
Now i will dream of Marilu Henner. Thanks.
No sarc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (6FeV1)
I went to my local liquor store to buy a Russian Vodka. Turns out Stoli is Latvian. At least now. Makes me wish I had kept the Stoli bottle I got in East Berlin so many years ago. Cyrillic text on the bottle. Very kitschy.
I am not pro-Putin (can't spell Rasputin without Putin). But I am deeply suspicious of the "WE LUVS UKRAINE" thing. Seems very deliberate. I am totally going Fox Mulder level with this booshit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (x8Wzq)
The rich brats of Russian Oligarchs are desperate to keep their twitter likes and social status, so they are openly defying the administration and their parents for cred.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:24 PM (dscaa)
>>Are there no sane folks left in control of anything?
Looking back at the long arc of history, our current condition is the universal condition of man, when we're not at each others throats, we're planning to be at each others' throats.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2022 09:24 PM (0C60m)
"Whaaaaaat.... doesssss... aaaaa ... yellll-lowwww...liiiight...meeeean?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:25 PM (6FeV1)
Not at all disappointed.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 03, 2022 09:25 PM (jTmQV)
We will always have fartclam.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)
If the world ends tomorrow, we've gone out on a high note.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:25 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)
Just throwing stuff out there. I'd love to listen in to what the Minister of Defense and the General Staff are talking about with Putin.
The GRU has maintained a solid reputation, but there seems to be issues today.
Maybe I can not wrap my brain around all the craziness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 09:26 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:25 PM (x8Wzq
That's a crying shame.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:27 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 03, 2022 09:27 PM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 03, 2022 09:27 PM (g6+Ik)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:27 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo
I stopped listening to Hannity after the Mittens election. Guy never shuts up, and when he opens his mouth, he says stupid things.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2022 09:28 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:28 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:26 PM (dscaa)
With earthy base notes and a fruity finish?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:28 PM (LKTKP)
"If Tomorrow Starts Without Me" is a poem I wasn't familiar with until recently when the audio reading popped up on youtube.
It is terribly sad, but the good part starts about 2 minutes in.
"He said, 'This is eternity and all I've promised you. Today your life on earth has passed but here life starts anew. I promise no tomorrow, but today will always last
And since each day is the same there's no longing for the past. You have been so faithful so trusting and so true. Though there were times you did some things you knew you shouldn't do. You have been forgiven and now at last you're free.'"
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 09:28 PM (Xp33B)
A lot of straight reporting of factoids, including western government statements or developments. Every new sanction is noted.
The non-opinion stuff (which is predictably party line) isn't terribly informative overall, but it's no more a cartoon than *all* western media has been for some time on *anything* with *any* "political" angle to it.
Since I don't consume almost any western media, I'm gonna just have to guess that there's been zilch on the fighting around Donetsk, or the Ukrainian shelling of civilian targets (there isn't much else) there (which has been happening for years, and was amped up a bit the last few months (brilliant move, Ukraine! Oh yeah - that is 75% of the Russian army massing at three places on your border, why do you ask?).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:28 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (II3Gr)
They've basically soiled their depends over thoughts that Trump and his family are going to be arrested soon. Every article and news show babbles incoherently about unnamed or completely made-up laws these dastardly people have supposedly violated - though not ever charged, you know, actually.
The MSNBC programs are the worst, being really close now, maybe one week or so away, from just advocating that the former President be summarily executed for crimes against the left - it's become that weird, demented and insanely out of control over there. NBC, the doofus parent of this slutty sister channel, isn't much saner, and the Lester Holt/Barr interview they are now literally screaming about every ten minutes looks more and more to be a just complete laughingstock production. The whole News organization is really just one Tater away from collapse.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (5iUNf)
The Uranian people say, "Hey!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:22 PM (ZLI7S)
"Always"? It's like you haven't even heard of Peak Fartclam. It's a real thing and our betters demand that we all be shuddering like a dog shitting a peach pit in paralytic terror of what happens when we hit Peak Fartclam.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (P4LRL)
because of all the pokies
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (LKTKP)
Here is something sobering to play with:
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Gulp.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 03, 2022 09:30 PM (7nmUH)
This is the result of the low level wipeout of Democrats starting in 2010. There are states like Texas where there is no bench at all.
The Dems wouldn't have their Biden problem right now if they had anyone at all under 60 years old that had any retail politics skill at all available in 2020.
Forget rising superstars like DeSantis. Do the Dems have anyone even with the appeal of Noem or Haley? Their bench is empty.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:30 PM (KjwO8)
The whole News organization is really just one Tater away from collapse.
Posted by: Boswell
A house built on 'Taters cannot stand.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 03, 2022 09:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:27 PM (LKTKP)
eh. In hindsight it turns out Three's Company was a fucking stoopid show. Despite bra-less boobs. And John Ritter, whom I liked. Great guy.
As for Taxi, also meh. never a Judd Hirsch fan. I like Christopher Lloyd, though. He was the best part of the show.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)
We thought we'd always have Ewoks going through Rubio's garbage, too.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2022 09:31 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:31 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:30 PM (KjwO
And yet they "win"
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 09:31 PM (lCui1)
Then, my friend, we walk bravely into the dark. Our heads held high with joy in our hearts.
They may take our lives but they will never take our fartclam!
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:21 PM (Kt1w/)
I vaguely remember this sentiment from a Bloom County strip back in the late '80s or early '90s.
OTOH, we do have all the WEF stooges and their lackeys going nuts in lockstep about anything labeled "Russian" today.
Posted by: spindrift at March 03, 2022 09:32 PM (GZJOH)
Posted by: Javems at March 03, 2022 09:32 PM (MGjUO)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 03, 2022 09:33 PM (KiBMU)
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Gulp.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ)
How about a nice game of chess?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 03, 2022 09:33 PM (VWp7G)
He's in the WH.
We see much of the direct result of this. None of it requiring legislative cooperation from the GOP (though they still managed to get their fingerprints on a part of the fiasco, with "infrastructure").
Nearly 3 years left of this, and nothing important can be changed by a GOP Congress (and what reason is there to think they'll even try?). America has the problem. And it can go all the way to the closest mirror to figure out what the problem is.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:33 PM (OTzUX)
Here is something sobering to play with:
https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
Gulp.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
all y'all remember me saying to live over the horizon, and upwind from the major shizz, right?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 09:34 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, The Mad Hater at March 03, 2022 09:34 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:34 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo
Late in the series, Latke got wife played by Carol Kane. I thought she was a great addition. But, yeah, Reverend Jim was the best.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 09:35 PM (PYJJG)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:35 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:35 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at March 03, 2022 09:36 PM (Xp33B)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 09:34 PM (IJES/)
I'm rewatching Jericho for educational purposes.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 09:36 PM (P4LRL)
It works well for fruits and herbs. It makes prunes out of plums in about 2 days, and takes about 3 or 4 days to make raisins out of grapes.
Mint and ginger take about 24 hours.
Buying one is much easier by the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2022 09:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 03, 2022 09:36 PM (nHzHV)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2022 09:36 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:35 PM (PQ4Fz)
Forget it, Splunge. It's AceTown
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (LKTKP)
Follow *any* of the nuclear war survival skill info in Jericho you'll die.
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Bernie. Peter Peckerwood languishing in some useless end-of-the-road cabinet post. Andrew Yang. Hell, even AOC to some extent is getting hung out to dry (probably for rattling Schumer's cage).
It's almost like the Uniparty is there to make sure NOBODY is happy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (6FeV1)
i may be in tacoma this june. if it works out, any chance of a tag up on one of my non working Saturdays?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (IJES/)
I recall reading about a late night tv show decades ago
where someone mentioned a common Bible quote. The people who ran the show were surprised by how many calls they got asking where the quote came from. They received thousands of calls.That is one of the earliest examples I know of when it became manifest that we no longer have a shared culture to fall back on
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (8UZv/)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 03, 2022 09:36 PM (nHzHV
They shadowban anyone who's against their liberal agenda.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (UHVv4)
But I'd love to know why the "Go Satan" party is doing the same thing.
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (PEbbU)
The Obamas
The Clintons
Biden
Kerry
Pelosi
And they've been riding that train for so very long.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (dscaa)
We have the US version of the Wuhan Institute (the National Bio and Agro-Defense Facility) in Manhattan Kansas. Opening this year.
We are upwind of that. And have some zombie protection factors. But I thought we were too advanced to be thinking about Nuclear War, toe to toe with the Commies in other countries.
Now we have CA congressmen that want to nuke us. This is not progress.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (5HBd1)
Knecki*: Slow down.
Jim; What. Does. A. Yellow. Light. Mean?
I died laughing watching that part.
*I forget Conaway's name in Taxi.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:39 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:39 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 03, 2022 09:40 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)
Did you ever see the episode where Tony went on a merchant ship with his dad? Tony wanted to sing sea chanteys.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 09:40 PM (PYJJG)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:40 PM (PQ4Fz)
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That must be awful on Bean Night in the mess-halls.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 09:41 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
I went for broke and dropped a 50 megaton warhead on DC
a guy can dream
Posted by: DB at March 03, 2022 09:41 PM (geLO8)
Putin isn't shelling the nuclear plant at least not yet.
What has happened is some artillery unit lieutenant has mistaken a map for a takeout menu and has been attempting to order sushi and waffles on the fire mission phone...
Posted by: Just Sayin at March 03, 2022 09:41 PM (7DYli)
Follow *any* of the nuclear war survival skill info in Jericho you'll die.
Posted by: sven
concur. i had to take and pass a course on radiological survey just to qualify for a slot in my first nukular missile battery. convinced me that when i see the flash or hear the bang....i'm just gonna bend over and kiss my own ass goodbye. that shit leaves a mark on a naieve 18 year old kid raised in rural louisiana.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 09:41 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:40 PM (PQ4Fz)
Mike Obama's whole life is eating other people's food and never reaching for the check. She's a prop. And she loves it. She would never dream of having any kind of job that smacked of effort.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)
It's really odd when you think about it. But not so much when you realize the public only knows politicians based on federal elections because that's all most people pay attention to. So the Democrats milk that a million times over.
I will say the the Squad and specifically the AOC campaign was heavily coordinated with the media - she was in mainstream headlines for *MONTHS* - and along with her charisma, did get her traction.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:40 PM (PQ4Fz)
Yeesh... imagine someone with every negative of a Kamala Harris, but with a bloody minded arrogance and self confidence backing it up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)
Oh no! Not the French!
Plus, you have invaluable skills to reanimate America.
In either of your locations, you will be safe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
where someone mentioned a common Bible quote. The people who ran the show were surprised by how many calls they got asking where the quote came from. They received thousands of calls.That is one of the earliest examples I know of when it became manifest that we no longer have a shared culture to fall back on
Posted by: Quint
**
I've recently been coming to terms with the fact that there is no longer common knowledge about literature and quotes and such. Yes there are some biggies like Shakespeare, sure, but 20-40 year olds will reference a meme before they will have any idea what you mean when you jokingly say "I am become death" as you squish a stinkbug in the office.
We criticize our educational system a lot, but it has really failed us. Combine that with an uninterested population and we're screwed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
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YMMV but I don't think they do.
They have to keep ramping up the cheating to higher levels to elect ever more ancient or insane candidates.
Eventually they run out of runway and people literally die. Their youth is comprised entirely of the Squad. They will have no appeal in places they have to win like Wisconsin.
Looking at it from a purely demographic standpoint the Dems have no future unless they change course or succeed in tyranny.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (KjwO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:42 PM (LKTKP)
I tried, for laughs, got the main page but links are all dead.
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Capt. Picard at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (PEbbU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:30 PM (KjwO
All their rising 'stars' are on the progressive left - the squad, essentially. This is because the young leftist NE media, mostly squad wannabees themselves, have hooted and hollered about them incessantly. But they are detested by average Americans, so what's left for the Dems, really? Incompetent cabinet doofuses like Buttigieg, aging Congressional Reps, out of touch whackadoo Governors like Inslee and Hochul and Gavin Newsom, or perennial losers like Beto. It's a mess over there.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: Ju at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (aTmM/)
@BNONews 2m
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (Lzpvj)
Disagree; the first step it teaches is "be somewhere that isn't bombed". Can't argue with that.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (uwycx)
-Clean out shed.
-Fold laundry.
-Kill the woman in the first penguin video.
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 09:37 PM (UHVv4)
Everyone remembers him as King Tut. But I especially remember him as a guest on some spinoff sitcom set in a diner. He played a food critic who was grudgingly visiting the diner to taste Mel's chili, all the while rhapsodizing about the perfect Peking Duck. Little did I know, when watching it as a young'un, that I would have tasted that too, in Beijing, and agreed with him.
Spoiler: he tasted the chili, and died.
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
if they have it, try a vintage pershing 1, or maybe my old missile, nike hercules. mine had two warheads, first was 13 x hiroshima with an 80 mile flyout. 2nd was 20x the first one...with an 80 mile flyout. very sobering.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (IJES/)
He's in the WH.
----
Who do they run in 2024?
They have a Biden problem and it is serious.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (KjwO8)
@BNONews 2m
BREAKING: U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (zWpOF
Unified message, I see. Warhawks gotta feed those donors.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:46 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Kansas is a big state, so I'm fine with their food issues.
We do get their smoke when they shell their range vegetation, and I am getting pretty good at telling what weapons (above small arms) are being fired.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: REDACTED
Things haven't changed THAT much, just the instantaneous NOW, and filling the 24/7 cable news show with content. Lather, rinse, repeat, repeat, repeat...
WT Sherman thought the newspapermen covering his Army were all spies, as they printed everything they saw and heard.
"If I had them all shot at sunset, there would be news from Hell by breakfast"
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at March 03, 2022 09:47 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 09:47 PM (zWpOF)
They have a Biden problem and it is serious.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 03, 2022 09:45 PM (KjwO
Biden or Harris. You saw this last "campaign" didn't you?
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:47 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Fred Samford at March 03, 2022 09:47 PM (Xrfse)
*
I've wondered a lot about that recently. How much is gas price f*ckery and how much is inflation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (Kt1w/)
a guy can dream
Posted by: DB
We noticed.
-- The guys next to Bob @ NSA
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)
A little worse than that, I think. At least Kamala knows she is very lucky to be in a high position. Michelle managed to have big resentments even as First Lady. She could be King of the World, and still have those resentments.
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (ou23q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
"eh" okay so "be lucky" I suppose, of course much like the Day After evidently you can sight see active mushroom clouds with no health cost.
Posted by: sven at March 03, 2022 09:48 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:49 PM (dscaa)
Most don't know who fought in the French and Indian War, or where Idaho is on a map. But now everyone knows that saying? I don't buy it.
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2022 09:49 PM (8UZv/)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at March 03, 2022 09:49 PM (MFZ8i)
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Interesting.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 09:49 PM (UHVv4)
I don't remember the original, but it was based on some british comedy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (Kt1w/)
No worries. The Russians do not have one anymore. Even if they did, their delivery systems would not make it to Portland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)
We got a dehydrator, and it works great, but ultimately that's all it really is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (zWpOF
So...a sitting US Senator calls for the assassination of the head of a foreign nuclear power...boy, I sure hope they hold off nuking us before I get through all these pet videos and Inman twitter rants I haven't gotten through...
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (5iUNf)
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hi, I'm Folksy Torgo at March 03, 2022 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)
The best commentary of Big Mike's work ethic was when she quit her six figure hospital job for DC the position stayed unfilled.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2022 09:51 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:50 PM (Kt1w/)
Steptoe and Son
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2022 09:51 PM (dscaa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:51 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at March 03, 2022 09:51 PM (5HBd1)
It's going to be pretty hard for the government,ent oppression to continue as the Civil unrest ramps up.
C'mon woodchippers...
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 09:51 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:52 PM (Kt1w/)
Not sure what we're transitioning to. Russian oil?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:52 PM (LKTKP)
Graham also mistook what happened with Hawley's drill-baby-drill bill too.
TOP.MEN
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (u82oZ)
***
aaand Hannity heaves a sigh of relief
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 09:47 PM (zWpOF)
Expressed, like a dog's blocked anal gland.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (y7DUB)
The Dems had nobody the last cycle. Biden is nobody. He's the worst candidate in their modern history, and he didn't even have a campaign. He's in the WH.
The GOP is so pathetic a loudmouthed NYC real estate entrepreneur waltzed in and took their prez nomination, something without anything close to a parallel in recent history. They then proceeded to sit on their hands as a virtual coup was mounted, and did nothing to implement the key policy changes that got him the nomination and the election. It's no better today.
Anyway politics as sport, never very interesting, is completely irrelevant, it's policies and results that matter. 2024 is 10,000 years away in politix, and 3 very long years of decline and vandalism away in terms of policies.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Just Sayin at March 03, 2022 09:53 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:52 PM (LKTKP)
Candles and draft animals
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (lCui1)
Loss of advanced civilization, which is plentiful power and mobility for self-governed citizens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at March 03, 2022 09:51 PM (y7DUB)
The Obama's were always a 'make work' project.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (5iUNf)
Graham and McCain were both given awards by Poreshenko after the Maidan coup. Order of Ukraine or some such idiocy.
He was definitely part of Team Coup.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (ZLI7S)
abroad and here
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 03, 2022 09:56 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Dirty Farmer Frank at March 03, 2022 09:56 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2022 09:56 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (V13WU)
Is there a Brutus in Russia? Is there a more successful Colonel Stauffenberg in the Russian military?
The only way this ends is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out.
You would be doing your country - and the world - a great service.
Mar 4, 2022 · 2:35 AM UTC
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Video:
twitter.com/BNONews/status/1499577773148491788
His official Twatter account message:
twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1499574209567199235
@LindseyGrahamSC
Is there a Brutus in Russia? Is there a more successful Colonel Stauffenberg in the Russian military?
The only way this ends is for somebody in Russia to take this guy out.
You would be doing your country - and the world - a great service.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (zWpOF)
The proper place for a peasant is under a hobnail boot, comrade NaCly!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (uwycx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:52 PM (LKTKP)
Candles and draft animals
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2022 09:54 PM (6FeV1)
In the glorious green energy revolution, the universal labor-saving device is...
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (ou23q)
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Generally yes, although our 'corn farmers' are dairy farmers in Quebec and eastern Ontario. And suburbs can be more purple in U.S. terms as well.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: rhomboid
Graham's fartclam has been retaliated on for decades.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 09:57 PM (ou23q)
Well don't hog em. Share!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (LKTKP)
It goes through a labyrinth, winding its way through Ukraine it would appear. Surely, Leo Goetz would not have that much overhead for the dirty clothes washing.
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: Stateless
What part is that? Without giving away vitals, I mean.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (PYJJG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 09:58 PM (Xrfse)
You would be doing your country - and the world - a great service.
**
Wow. Interesting to know this is how he thinks.
And again, imagine if you get a REAL pro-Russia leader in after Putin.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Nothing's Built, Nothing's Back, Nothing's Better at March 03, 2022 09:59 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
No. Found a ton of pickles I canned too. Hoping I can can tomatoes this year too.
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 10:00 PM (ou23q)
I believe so...in some areas. I'm in a conservative rural area.
The West is more conservative until you hit BC.
The place could still use a thorough cleansing...
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 10:00 PM (FsZ2q)
Almost like NATO was a grifter's dream project...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 03, 2022 10:00 PM (uwycx)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse
It's not on my bingo card. It's on my wish list.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 10:00 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2022 10:00 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
No. Found a ton of pickles I canned too. Hoping I can can tomatoes this year too.
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 10:00 PM (ou23q)
How wude!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 03, 2022 10:01 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at March 03, 2022 10:01 PM (lKAqb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:59 PM (u82oZ)
HE HAS THE FOOD
RAID HIS COMPOUND
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2022 10:01 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Infidel at March 03, 2022 10:01 PM (ou23q)
Hannity the plant not a great American?
Hell, to the no.
Posted by: micky at March 03, 2022 10:02 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 03, 2022 10:02 PM (Xrfse)
Maybe I can not wrap my brain around all the craziness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at March 03, 2022 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
Putin is supposed to have purged a lot of his officers with real experience, and the ones remaining are not daring.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2022 10:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Capt. Picard at March 03, 2022 09:44 PM (PEbbU)
Get off my planet...
Posted by: Paul M'uad Dib at March 03, 2022 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)
Instead of guillotine, the horde wisened me up to the idea of simply putting our leaders through woodchippers.
I liked it. Enrich the farmland...
They're big on that...
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 10:03 PM (FsZ2q)
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2022 10:04 PM (V13WU)
Om Alghabra, Canada's Minister of Transport tweeted, "A charter aircraft that carried Russian foreign nationals has been held at the Yellowknife airport. We will continue to hold Russia accountable for its invasion of Ukraine."
https://bit.ly/3vCTXYP
Not war criminals, not military, random people from a nation they don't like.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2022 10:04 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 10:05 PM (FsZ2q)
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Just like Obama.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at March 03, 2022 10:05 PM (UHVv4)
Many serious obsevors know how this will end in the long run. I hope they are wrong but it is not like a bunch of people are being surprised. I hope the Uke resistance wins in the end.
Posted by: Quint at March 03, 2022 10:06 PM (8UZv/)
Hopefully.
I'd have an election for a week...
Posted by: Stateless at March 03, 2022 10:07 PM (FsZ2q)
Well, to be fair, if one was to get all Henny Penny, a fire at a nuke plant in the middle of an active war zone, might just be the most legitimate time to get all Henny Penny.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
How about Jive Turkey Lurkey?
*****
You owe me a new keyboard!
Posted by: sassy at March 03, 2022 10:15 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: sassy at March 03, 2022 10:15 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
*******
I watched 3s Co every day after Sesame Street. I seriously watched the syndication for years when I was 4-10. And I always turned the channel when Taxi was on. I can hear the music.
Posted by: sassy at March 03, 2022 10:33 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2022 11:25 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: larryw208 at March 04, 2022 01:04 PM (N6Ddf)
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