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Daily Tech News 21 February 2021

Top Story

  • Hackers took advantage of the confusion around an update to OpenSea's smart contracts to launch a phishing attack and steal NFTs worth between $0 and $200 million. (The Verge)

    Apparently they managed to make $1.7 million in real crypto before being caught at it and locked out. The NFTs can easily be rendered untradeable and worthless, but once sold the cryptocurrency is harder to block.

    So the ALV (Average Laundering Value) of the NFTs - the imaginary hyper-inflated prices they were listed for - was around $200 million, the thieves actually made off with $1.7 million in ETH, and the remaining stolen NFTs are now worth absolutely nothing.


  • Here's how it went down translated into non-crypto terms:

    1. The Open Seas Zoo was planning on transferring $200 million worth of extremely rare monkeys to a new secure location in a U-Haul with security features and GPS tracking.
    2. The thieves stole an identical truck and added removable U-Haul decals to make it look exactly like the real thing.
    3. On the night of the transfer, they parked their U-Haul right behind the Zoo one and overpowered the driver.
    4. They then directed the monkey wranglers to fill their truck with monkeys.
    5. The original U-Haul was ostentatiously driven off, breaking the speed limit and getting caught on camera before being abandoned in an open field where it would be quickly tracked and found.
    6. Meanwhile the decals were stripped off the fake U-Haul and it was driven sedately from the crime scene and parked under a disused railway bridge where it wouldn't be found.
    7. The thieves now laid low for a few weeks while the police traced the real U-Haul but found no sign of the monkeys.
    8. A month later after the fuss had settled down the thieves could return to the stashed truck at their leisure.
    9. This is all your fault, Brian.
    10. You can have your monkeys back, guys.


  • These crypto enthusiasts are idiots. (CNBC)


Tech News

  • I have two lights now on my fiber internet box. Yesterday it had one; it's supposed to have three. Progress, I guess.


  • I also have the new phone, a new SIM card on a 120GB plan instead of a 2GB plan, and probably a 400GB microSD card. I say probably because I accidentally bought it from a third-party vendor when ordering from Amazon, something you should never ever do for SD cards and USB drives. It's probably real though. If it's fake, it's a very good fake. I've bought a dozen or so SanDisk cards and it looks 100% legit.

    The Samsung A52s is very close in specs to the Oppo A91 I already have - same 2400x1080 AMOLED screen, just 0.1" bigger, same camera layout, same 128GB storage - but has an A78 core instead of A73. It's about 140% faster according to benchmarks, and by far the fastest Android device I own. Will be interesting to play with it.


  • San Francisco mayor London Breed also wants to flush workers who have fled their offices back into the city. (SF Chronicle)

    In her case it is rather more literally a shithole.


  • AMD's new Radeon 660M RDNA2 integrated graphics outperforms Intel's fastest Iris Xe offering in most benchmarks. (Tom's Hardware)

    On the one hand, it's not a lot faster than Intel's best integrated graphics.

    On the other hand, this is the cut-down version with 6 graphics cores. The full version has 12 cores and isn't too far behind dedicated GTX 1060 and 1650 desktop cards. (WCCFTech)


  • Yet another thunderstorm rolling in this evening, but at least this one isn't directly on top of me.


  • Was going to share the worst take in the history of takes, but he got ratioed out of existence.


  • At least in software I can just sigh and deploy to older, crappier, but still working hardware.




  • Speaking of older crappier but still working hardware, 2.82TB of backups transferred so far. I could reduce that way down with some cleanup effort, but never have the time.

    Compression and dedup on the new backup server reduce the actual storage used to 1.67TB.

    Also, hard drives are really slow when you have 100 million files.


Party Like It's 1980-ish Video of the Day



Disclaimer: Or is it?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Good evening Pixy

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 04:00 AM (2JoB8)

2 I like Joe Depeche Moode

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 04:02 AM (2JoB8)

3 Morning Skip

Posted by: Pixy Misa at February 21, 2022 04:03 AM (ZprhJ)

4 Mornin' again, all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2022 04:08 AM (Uoovy)

5

Did Vic check in yesterday?

Posted by: Tainter Salad at February 21, 2022 04:09 AM (7DYli)

6 >>>Was going to share the worst take in the history of takes, but he got ratioed out of existence.

This sounds intriguing.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 04:14 AM (k8wcX)

7 Video up, yesterday, of police overreach in Ottawa. I have 2 serious questions:

https://tinyurl.com/7rk8a3ft

When the policeman is ramming his knee at the protestor:

Is this a standard police/military tactic in some instances?
Is he going for the head, ribs, privates, small of the back, something else?

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 04:17 AM (k8wcX)

8 Why the heck am I awake
*sigh*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 21, 2022 04:18 AM (mTuD/)

9 I should say "ramming his knee and dropping his entire body weight"

The video is difficult to watch.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 04:19 AM (k8wcX)

10 I don't think Vic did

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 04:20 AM (2JoB8)

11 snarky SF analysis, from davidthompson on typepad:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8r6y4j

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 04:24 AM (k8wcX)

12 8 Why the heck am I awake
*sigh*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 21, 2022 04:18 AM (mTuD/)

maybe because:
You have promises to keep
And much to stab before you sleep

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 04:29 AM (k8wcX)

13 5 Did Vic check in yesterday?
Posted by: Tainter Salad at February 21, 2022 04:09 AM (7DYli)

He might not have been able to find the hiding krak thread.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 04:33 AM (k8wcX)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 04:37 AM (arJlL)

15 Hiya MLiiGRAM !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 04:38 AM (arJlL)

16 Why the heck am I awake
*sigh*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion

Someone is in need of a stabbing.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 04:40 AM (arJlL)

17 Hey JT

Stab my DSL vmom. It keeps kicking me off my wifi

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2022 04:42 AM (+UOue)

18 Mondays.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2022 04:44 AM (+UOue)

19 Worked yesterday, and will need to work Sunday afternoons until we hire someone. Not looking very good for that to happen soon.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2022 04:46 AM (+UOue)

20 That's 3 in a row, so I'll just say 'have a good day, all' and head out.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 21, 2022 04:47 AM (+UOue)

21 Have a good one, MLii and stay safe !

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 04:49 AM (arJlL)

22 Never know when that 3 strike rule will happen, sad really

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 04:54 AM (2JoB8)

23 "9. This is all your fault, Brian."
Fucking Brian.

Posted by: Teemo at February 21, 2022 04:58 AM (7K+wY)

24 Good morning morons

Re NFT theft. Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 05:00 AM (EZebt)

25 Is this a standard police/military tactic in some instances?
Is he going for the head, ribs, privates, small of the back, something else?
Posted by: m

My guess would be: Small town cop "SWAT" team member given the offer to go to the city and fuck up some protestors. The protestor isn't human, he is criminal scum and deserves every bit of what the cop is giving because he didn't follow orders. Just like that old lady who nearly broke the ankle of a proud police horse by getting her body entangled underneath its feet. She needed a few more stomps by the police as she writhed in pain, dying in the street.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2022 05:04 AM (qnVBz)

26 Future: Denver Broncos stolen by hacker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2022 05:04 AM (qnVBz)

27 Mayor Breed is in waaaaay over her head.

She set the fire, fiddled while the city literally burned, and now complains about the ashes.

She is literally confused. Never having had a job, or having created one, she has no idea how work works.

Girl F. has an office in the new Salesforce Tower. She has never been there. She could go, but its not safe downtown. And only 50% of the staff would be allowed, and she would have to take a rapid test. Why would she bother?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 05:08 AM (EZebt)

28 Re NFT theft. Not my monkeys, not my circus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 05:00 AM (EZebt)

Well played.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 05:11 AM (SH2Zi)

29 While the day is well advanced in the Ukraine still waiting for the word of Invasion!

Maybe tomorrow if not today

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 05:16 AM (2JoB8)

30 Well played.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 05:11 AM (SH2Zi)

*doffs dunce cap*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 05:21 AM (EZebt)

31 While the day is well advanced in the Ukraine still waiting for the word of Invasion!

Maybe tomorrow if not today

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 05:16 AM (2JoB

Won't anyone think of the child molester's polling?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 21, 2022 05:22 AM (SH2Zi)

32
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 21, 2022 05:23 AM (DUIap)

33 But we can't just have random Monkey Pundits running around

Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2022 05:23 AM (2JoB8)

34 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2022 05:04 AM (qnVBz)

Apparently she's *not* dead, fortunately. New report on Insty is that she's been identified as a Tribal Elder which means the government will try all the harder to suppress the true story.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 21, 2022 05:26 AM (nC+QA)

35 "Tribal Elder"? So those insurgents where taking hostages?

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 21, 2022 05:28 AM (EcHpA)

36 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at February 21, 2022 05:30 AM (ju2Fy)

37 Thank you for the NFT theft explanation Pixy. So, in the intervening time, most of the monkeys starved to death (the NFTS) but the ones sent directly to a purchaser (the crypto) still netted a decent return?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 21, 2022 05:30 AM (nC+QA)

38 My Leftist phone flashes
CNN - New Intel adds to US adds to fear Russia is ready for military action.
Today or tomorrow, or next week if the planets are not lined up right

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 21, 2022 05:32 AM (2JoB8)

39 Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 21, 2022 05:28 AM (EcHpA)

As with the US, many of the unvaxxed are minorities for whom something that causes potential sterility is an existential threat.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 21, 2022 05:33 AM (nC+QA)

40 Morning, folk. It's the last full week of work before The Annual Insanity, aka Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2022 05:40 AM (c6xtn)

41 My Leftist phone flashes
CNN - New Intel adds to US adds to fear Russia is ready for military action.
Today or tomorrow, or next week if the planets are not lined up right
Posted by: Skip's Phone

brandon's gonna hire a Swami to read the peanuts in his poop.

Posted by: JT at February 21, 2022 05:41 AM (arJlL)

42 Come now Polliwog, you sound like you are not loyal to our benevolent leaders. I'm pointing at the screen and hissing at you.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 21, 2022 05:42 AM (EcHpA)

43 So tell us how you really feel about NFTs, Pixy.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 21, 2022 05:45 AM (wGeit)

44 42 Come now Polliwog, you sound like you are not loyal to our benevolent leaders. I'm pointing at the screen and hissing at you.
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 21, 2022 05:42 AM (EcHpA)

Wasn't really hissing. More of a croaking shriek? Shrill yell? You have to admit, Sutherland was distinctive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 21, 2022 05:47 AM (dNqv+)

45 25 Is this a standard police/military tactic in some instances?
Is he going for the head, ribs, privates, small of the back, something else?
Posted by: m

My guess would be: Small town cop "SWAT" team member given the offer to go to the city and fuck up some protestors.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2022 05:04 AM (qnVBz)

A couple of people in the video comments say, about the policemen in green: "The goons in green were Quebec provincial cops." and "They were QPF. Quebec Provincial Police."; the knee-thrusting policeman there is in grey. Your guess might be right.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 05:47 AM (k8wcX)

46 43 So tell us how you really feel about NFTs, Pixy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 21, 2022 05:45 AM (wGeit)

I almost think of them as those Gigapets or Pet Rocks- except people seem to somehow believe that they are insanely valuable. At least Beanie Babies, Cabbage Patch Kids and Hummels were tangible things.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 21, 2022 05:48 AM (dNqv+)

47
Fox Fake News has a fake "war correspondent" pretending to be on the Ukraine "front lines" and pretending to be shelled by mortars.

https://youtu.be/bmsT9M25gxs

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 05:54 AM (kxJDK)

48
btw, biden just passed the 79.25 yrs old mark.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 05:57 AM (kxJDK)

49 47
Fox Fake News has a fake "war correspondent" pretending to be on the Ukraine "front lines" and pretending to be shelled by mortars.

https://youtu.be/bmsT9M25gxs
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 05:54 AM (kxJDK)

"So, you can see, some of the other journalists and soldiers who were with us, on the front line, here...."

I'm surprised he didn't say "soldier-journalists."

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 05:58 AM (k8wcX)

50 We watched the final Daniel Craig Bond film, No Time to Die, this weekend. I'm not sure what to think of it -- it's unlike any (serious) Bond film ever released, for sure. There is some PC/SJW/Woke stuff, true, and there are scenes that are a bit talky, which contributed to the movie's nearly 3-hour run time. In some scenes, I can imagine Fleming writhing in his grave at such speeches coming from his character. But . . . overall it's well done. There are surprises I don't want to give away, so I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2022 05:59 AM (c6xtn)

51
Can you imagine?

A grown man who is supposedly a "reporter" is claiming to be on the front lines of a war. And Fox News airs it like it's true.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 06:00 AM (kxJDK)

52 51 Can you imagine?

A grown man who is supposedly a "reporter" is claiming to be on the front lines of a war. And Fox News airs it like it's true.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 06:00 AM (kxJDK)

I quit watching after he said that.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:03 AM (k8wcX)

53
I just watched a yotube vid of a cafe owner surrounded by Canadian Jackboot Thugs demanding he open his door or they'll smash it.

That innocent shop owner was in far more peril than the above fake Fox News fake reporter in Ukraine.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 06:04 AM (kxJDK)

54 I'll grant that he's closer to the front lines than I want to be.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:04 AM (k8wcX)

55
Can you imagine?

A grown man who is supposedly a "reporter" is claiming to be on the front lines of a war. And Fox News airs it like it's true.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 06:00 AM


it's almost like the think Wag the Dog was a training film

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 21, 2022 06:05 AM (DUIap)

56 Looks like corporate media wants war regardless of what anyone else wants.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022 06:08 AM (BOJAx)

57 Can you imagine?
A grown man who is supposedly a "reporter" is claiming to be on the front lines of a war. And Fox News airs it like it's true.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 06:00 AM (kxJDK)


I think they hired the writers from "to Catch a Predator".

Posted by: lowandslow at February 21, 2022 06:09 AM (4thlk)

58 Wolfus Aurelius

I thought No Time To Die was a decent movie. My son dragged me to see it on his last visit. I'm glad I went. It is a marathon, though. Prepare accordingly!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022 06:13 AM (BOJAx)

59 I'm in favor of a vote of no confidence in Canada, procedure explained here:

https://tinyurl.com/565mw87v

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:13 AM (k8wcX)

60 The Canadian Parliament needed to do the no confidence vote a month ago.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022 06:15 AM (BOJAx)

61 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at February 21, 2022 06:16 AM (UnQlg)

62 51 A grown man who is supposedly a "reporter" is claiming to be on the front lines of a war. And Fox News airs it like it's true.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 21, 2022 06:00 AM (kxJDK)

"grown man"
facts not in evidence

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:16 AM (k8wcX)

63 Here's how it went down translated into non-crypto terms

You need to teach Computer Science. Especially the kind for non CS Majors.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 21, 2022 06:17 AM (4olE8)

64 Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022 06:15 AM

Nice nic!

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:18 AM (k8wcX)

65 Not sure Parliament has the strength to do the right thing. The authoritarian impulse is strong there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 06:20 AM (EZebt)

66 Aagghh. Here's a photo of QE2 looking lovingly at Justin Trudeau (photo no. 3):

ttps://tinyurl.com/2s3pznfs

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:22 AM (k8wcX)

67 Sorry, I lost an h.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3pznfs

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:22 AM (k8wcX)

68 That Depeche Mode tune is disco btw.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 21, 2022 06:23 AM (EZebt)

69
I heard the vote to suspend Parliament last Friday, the day before the Police Siege, was unanimous (and not debate the bullshit "emergency" act).

In other words, they All fled and they All endorsed the fake "emergency" act measures.

Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 21, 2022 06:24 AM (fE4Ea)

70
If you didn't see it, the new fascist police chief in Ottawa said his "investigation" will go on "for months to come" and he promised to prosecute all involved in the protest and make them pay.

Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 21, 2022 06:25 AM (fE4Ea)

71 The Canadian House of Commons is expected to reconvene today at 7 a.m.

https://www.ourcommons.ca/en

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:26 AM (k8wcX)

72
The woke shit in No Time To Die was bad enough, but they did something totally unforgivable. They made a BORING Bond film. How the fuck do you make a boring Bond film??

Plus, new diverse ambiguously cis-het replacement 007 has a fat ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 21, 2022 06:26 AM (KYKwc)

73
Had the Conservatives had a real leader from the beginning, instead of that cocksucker Erin O'Toole, things might've gone differently.

But true-dope's minority party, and their left-wing sister party, has No Opposition. So of course they're going to do whatever they please.

Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 21, 2022 06:28 AM (fE4Ea)

74 No opposition party, a head of state who labels political opponents as violent white supremacist insurgents... sounds somewhat familiar but I can't quite place it.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 21, 2022 06:35 AM (EcHpA)

75 he promised to prosecute all involved in the protest and make them pay.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 21, 2022 06:25 AM (fE4Ea)

Ah. Taking lessons from his allies on his southern border, I see.

Posted by: golfman. #158409 in Truth Social queue at February 21, 2022 06:45 AM (hOMhY)

76 Remember when, maybe up to a few months ago, people to muse about how Germany went all Germany in the 30's? Watching in real time as Canada is taking that memory stroll for real is instructive. Anyone who has doubts about which side the police and the media are on in future can't be helped.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 21, 2022 06:48 AM (oWBc3)

77 Is the world still here? I avoided the internet this weekend, took naps and played with the doggehs.

If it's not, let me know, and I'll go back home and play with the doggehs some more.

Posted by: Rosasharn at February 21, 2022 06:50 AM (yEBFM)

78 76 Remember when, maybe up to a few months ago, people to muse about how Germany went all Germany in the 30's? Watching in real time as Canada is taking that memory stroll for real is instructive. Anyone who has doubts about which side the police and the media are on in future can't be helped.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 21, 2022 06:48 AM (oWBc3)

And parts of Australia before this.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:51 AM (k8wcX)

79 If Parliament doesn't vote no confidence on Castro-lite, they are done. Narco-state to the south, facist dictatorship to the north, stuck in the middle with Joe.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 21, 2022 06:53 AM (oWBc3)

80 Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK, Austria, Finland, the list keeps getting longer. And yet in all those countries the normals know they are targeted but they still believe the Trump supporters are "Nazi's".

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 21, 2022 06:55 AM (EcHpA)

81 Plus I am just so sick of listening to Trudeau's whiny wokeism.

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 06:56 AM (k8wcX)

82 Depeche Mode? Totally not straight.

https://youtu.be/k26aeJL1x44

Posted by: Armchair Sinner at February 21, 2022 07:00 AM (Nig2g)

83 Armchair Sinner

I thought the same thing and I saw them in concert as the warmup act for Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022 07:03 AM (BOJAx)

84 BTW, the concert was at the Hollywood Bowl, so it was totally not straight!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022 07:05 AM (BOJAx)

85 Good morning everyone. Thanks for the Depeche Mode, Pixy, even though it's early, pop-tinged DM. Here's more frost-n-tip big shoulders era DM.

Everything Counts in Large Amounts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-gK-9EIq4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2022 07:05 AM (Dc2NZ)

86 https://nitter.net/hashtag/blackfacehitler
LOL

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 07:07 AM (k8wcX)

87 Going shopping to stock the apocalypse larder. Need more diet club soda, olives, and frilly toothpicks!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2022 07:11 AM (Dc2NZ)

88 Morning Pixy, morning, Hordelings.

Sundance at CTH nailed what's happening with this Russia war kayfabe last night in an excellent post.

https://tinyurl.com/yaj72ez4

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 21, 2022 07:12 AM (OssQ4)

89 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 21, 2022 07:13 AM (Adlwz)

90
Going shopping to stock the apocalypse larder. Need more diet club soda, olives, and frilly toothpicks!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2022 07:11 AM


Funyons have an extraordinary shelf life, just sayin'

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 21, 2022 07:13 AM (DUIap)

91 G'morning, all.


Any truth to the rumor that the Olympics are over?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 21, 2022 07:15 AM (3D/fK)

92 I only found out yesterday that the Canadian Parliament has been suppressed for the past two years. So, liquor stores are "essential" but Parliament is not.

Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 21, 2022 07:15 AM (lKAqb)

93 Funyons have an extraordinary shelf life, just sayin'
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 21, 2022 07:13 AM (DUIap)
---

Snarfing Funyons and drinking Four Loko and watching the world burn.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2022 07:17 AM (Dc2NZ)

94 Sundance nailed it. The wag the dog play acting is useless, however, as 75% of Americans are unaware or don't care and the remaining 25% have forever lost the ability to take our government seriously

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 21, 2022 07:20 AM (oWBc3)

95 So how about the component shortages, eh?

The ripples from the authoritarian madness continues at even more subtle levels. This entire generation is going to be wounded.

Yet the lesson will not be learned.

Pride meet Nemesis.

Posted by: pawn at February 21, 2022 07:21 AM (Cfk8j)

96 The nations child poverty rate rose from 12 per cent at the end of 2021 to 17 per cent last month, effectively erasing the gains from an expanded Child Tax Credit programme introduced by President Joe Biden, according to a report from the Center on Poverty and Social Policy at Columbia University.

It appears once again we have lost the War on Poverty.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2022 07:22 AM (yrol0)

97 Anyone who has doubts about which side the police and the media are on in future can't be helped.

Don't forget medicos and teachers. They all went happily along with enabling scam.

Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2022 07:22 AM (1vynn)

98 I thought No Time To Die was a decent movie. My son dragged me to see it on his last visit. I'm glad I went. It is a marathon, though. Prepare accordingly!
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 21, 2022


***
We broke it into 2 1.5-hour sessions.

It's no Skyfall or Casino Royale, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 21, 2022 07:24 AM (txdEq)

99 Remember back when teaching, especially elementary school teaching was an honored profession?

Yeh...Progressives managed to fcuk that one up too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 21, 2022 07:26 AM (3D/fK)

100 Don't forget poor old CNN...War talk always helps their ratings and clicks on their website. Better ratings, more dollars.

Posted by: Colin at February 21, 2022 07:26 AM (RMfpC)

101 Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 21, 2022 06:48 AM (oWBc3)

You're racking up some fine observations this morning.

Posted by: Ordinary American at February 21, 2022 07:27 AM (H8QX8)

102 nitter.net/most_maximus (Feb 1

Epstein sold and raped children and never lost his access to banks.

https://tinyurl.com/45wnc59r

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 07:28 AM (k8wcX)

103 a most unfortunately placed smiley face

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 07:29 AM (k8wcX)

104 Hey! It's President's Day. Jill says I get ice cream if I play nice with Putin. No kidding. If he starts a war though he doesn't get any. My word as a Biteum.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 21, 2022 07:30 AM (vrz2I)

105 Affirmation of the divine presence from the book on prayer, "A Private House of Prayer" by Rev. Dr, Leslie Weatherhead:


"The eternal God" it is , "is thy Refuge and underneath are thy Everlasting Arms" "and" said the Quaker , William Penn, "we cannot fall beneath the Arms of God, how low soever it be that we fall, they are still underneath us."

The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?....Wait on the Lord; Be strong, and let thy heart take courage; Yea, wait thou on the Lord."

Psalm 27 vs 1, 14

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2022 07:30 AM (dLcbz)

106 JJ

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 21, 2022 07:31 AM (yrol0)

107 91 Any truth to the rumor that the Olympics are over?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 21, 2022 07:15 AM (3D/fK)

The what?

Posted by: m at February 21, 2022 07:31 AM (k8wcX)

108 Le NOOD

It be here

And shit!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 21, 2022 07:35 AM (3D/fK)

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