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Orangutan Cafe
Harbor seals (common seals)
"That's when I realized, like, okay, we got problems," Thompson said. "And I just started swimming as hard as I could, towards the boat, and it really didn't take too long to realize like, it's getting farther, I'm not getting closer." Despite being an expert diver and experienced swimmer, Thompson felt the icy chill of the ocean and certain death creeping in. "The panic set in it was like, wow, this is a pretty heavy situation," he said. Thomspon needed a miracle to survive against overwhelming odds. With no land in sight, he leaned on the love for his family to inspire the fight to live. "Just keep swimming, you gotta get home to your family." Thompson kept telling himself. "I was devastating myself, through my mind, just picturing my girls and my son growing up without me, and my wife, you know, not having a husband to support her...I wasn't thinking about sharks or anything like that, until I hear this splash?" To Thompson, that splash felt like an angel summoned to help him. "It was a medium sized harbor seal," Thompson said. "The seal would go under water and he came up and nudged me. like a dog comes up and nudges your leg." Thompson saw that as a divine sign that against all odds he could make it. "Did it know, like hey, this human is in trouble, hey keep going dude?" he said. After his interaction with the seal, Thompson felt determined to swim to the nearest oil platform, which was far but closer than land. "You gotta make it to the platform because you have no choice," Thompson said.After his rescue, he recovered his boat, then went out looking for his savior seal. He found him, then killed him and ate him. No that's a joke. This badly abused pit bull -- which had been used as a "bait dog" in a dog fighting ring, and I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it's horrible -- was found abandoned under a dumpster. But some nice people decide they're going to give him a nice life to make up for the crap one he's had up until now. Shelter dogs getting adopted. Purr-kour. No, a different one. Hopefully this link doesn't get deleted. Cute little meeting. Cat Olympics. I think this clip will get better ratings than NBC. Awww, poor them. Another Miracle Mammal. I can't figure this one out. Ice, I'd guess, but I can't see it. Littermates. What do you do when one kid knows the right answer, but his brother is dumb as a stump? Cat demands attention. Hedgehog family out for Sunday stroll. Squeaky otter gets the chin-rubs. Inman: Friday Top Five compilation. Li'l Chaz wasn't ready to take the wheel. Another compilation, this one mostly punch-outs. Karen's night out. Someone really should have knocked her out. Enough of this bullshit. You want to throw hands, get ready to catch hands, Karen. Her outfit isn't enough to distract from this ignominy. The title of the Cafe is just Orangutan Cafe. Simple. Because... well:
Freezing and exhausted, he kept swimming some five hours -- finally reaching the platform. "It started getting brighter and I'm just like, I'm crying. And I'm like, shouting at the sky." he said.
Orangutan eats bread by dipping it in tea..🦧🥖☕🤯 pic.twitter.com/S8rEBSKa4Q
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 17, 2022
Dog takes care of the duckling.🐕🐤😍 pic.twitter.com/eDRU4XeOpp
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 16, 2022
Let's go dad..🐓🐤😅 pic.twitter.com/JkimYt5aDr
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 15, 2022
Happy family.. pic.twitter.com/CWu6HcZZrs
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) February 18, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2022 07:22 PM (Rfm/k)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 07:22 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2022 07:22 PM (Rfm/k)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (RoIW/)
Are the horse visors for covid, or to protect them from projectiles? I never noticed them before.
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 07:27 PM (KFhLj)
We've been trying for months to get a pup, or a kitten, or both.
Nope. Nothing to be had at the SPCA or Animal care and control.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 07:27 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 07:28 PM (5HBd1)
Ace, and other music lovers, are you familiar with this nice, unique song from 1981?
"Golden Brown"
by The Stranglers
https://youtu.be/AWAsI3U2EaE
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:28 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2022 07:29 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:30 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: ...and Crofts at February 18, 2022 07:30 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 07:31 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:31 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (nF+eU)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (LOlIj)
Which Cat is the bigger asshoe?
Cat #1 who knocks over a big clock?
https://youtu.be/65lOPdZ6R6Q
or
Cat #2 who knocks over a kid
https://youtu.be/9qOv_17_gUw
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (jaEX4)
by The Stranglers
Pixy posted this one the night he got hit by lightning. I assume the instrument is a harpsichord.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 07:33 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 07:33 PM (qnVBz)
And a Penguin would have drowned him first.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 07:33 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: Chapter 31 at February 18, 2022 07:33 PM (6LQLZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (W/MyG)
The elf chick in the armour, simply yell out every time - "Oh ! Look! Warrior Princess Galadriel!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (W+Owm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 07:35 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (LOlIj)
So I don't forget.... CowHorseQueen has a small thing for you.
Also, is this friend with the granddaughter and piglets anywhere nearby? I'm looking for a couple feeders.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2022 07:35 PM (llON8)
Pixy posted this one the night he got hit by lightning. I assume the instrument is a harpsichord.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Really? I saw it mentioned in youtube comments last night in an interesting video about Songs That Have No Choruses. What a real coincidence.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:35 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at February 18, 2022 07:35 PM (rz+/y)
Reminds me of the single set of footprints in the sand story.
What if God is a medium sized harbor seal?
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:35 PM (6Pupv)
His lectures were fantastic and he is a fascinating guy. This particular lecture was on strange deaths and he discussed a great many cases in which he unraveled the clues to determine how people died.
The one that I remember most vividly involved a man found dead in the hood system of a local McDonald's with his entire body cavity deteriorated and organs dissolved.
Investigation uncovered that the man was an employee who tried to sneak back into the restaurant after closing time through the hood vent system to steal the nightly take. That man lost his grip on the greasy duct work and slid down, impaling himself in his anus upon the Ansul fire-suppression system, causing it to release its contents up into his bowels.
The fire suppression chemicals were so caustic that they ate away his interior organs, and the man's dead body was found 3 days after the incident when employees began to smell a foul odor on the kitchen from the decaying body.
Fun!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2022 07:36 PM (Rfm/k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (W+Owm)
Gilgilad fired first!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:36 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 07:36 PM (lCui1)
Pipe Organ?
Sounds like circus music.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:30 PM (jaEX4)
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Sounds like an electric piano playing along with a harpsichord.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2022 07:36 PM (W/MyG)
Posted by: Jmel at February 18, 2022 07:37 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU)
Why can't this also be the story of Hilary?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2022 07:37 PM (llON8)
Someone ought to put the narrator of that video to work as a bait dog. That voice...
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (hVqGz)
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The feel-good story of the week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (nF+eU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (NtALL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (W+Owm)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (GezNK)
The elf chick in the armour, simply yell out every time - "Oh ! Look! Warrior Princess Galadriel!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (W+Owm)
...then who was Gabrielle? (that was the sidekick's name, right?)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (llON8)
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Didja see that Joy has already broken her sacred vow?
https://bit.ly/3JBwKtE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 07:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2022 07:39 PM (llON8)
Rectum?
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:39 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (LOlIj)
Rectum?
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:39 PM (6Pupv)
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Hell, it killed 'im!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (W/MyG)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (ZZK0E)
Whomever she was embracing in that publicity shot in Vanity Fair
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (W+Owm)
Posted by: Jordan61
Pull that trigger. You need it and the dog needs it. You won't regret it, eventually.
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (nF+eU)
He was asking for it.
Posted by: Dolphin at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:41 PM (W+Owm)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 18, 2022 07:41 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2022 07:39 PM (llON8 )
Thanks Helena. I truly believe that to be true.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 07:41 PM (NtALL)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (LOlIj)
Thanks, I was thinking maybe I should try putting some signs up in feed stores for that and some other things.
Yes, I'll probably decide on something in the next few days.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2022 07:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 07:42 PM (jTmQV)
And she'll hug it and squeeze it and love it and call it George!
(yeah, 99.99% of calicoes are female. fact, i know of a local yellow tabby female, and it's owner had 'er spayed. a one in ten-thousand cat, and not a breeder, now. sadz)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2022 07:42 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 07:42 PM (nF+eU)
I like Golden Brown better, but here's another oldie:
Up The Junction
by Squeeze
https://youtu.be/RQciegmLPAo
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:42 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (GezNK)
A parachute not opening... *that's* a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... Having your nuts bit off by a Laplander; that's the way I wanna go!
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik [DHS Verdict: MDM] at February 18, 2022 07:43 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (nF+eU)
CALUMNY !!
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 07:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 18, 2022 07:43 PM (5P6Lv)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:43 PM (LOlIj)
CMP trampling protestors https://is.gd/c36w0C
Posted by: JennyPLurker
That really does look like an attempt by the cops to provoke a violent response from the protesters. What other reason could they have for this behavior?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
The pigs are claiming one of the being-run-over protesters "threw" a bicycle at horses' legs/hooves and, I think, cops claim a little piggie was injured.
443 Interesting report from Don Surber about the Canadian protest that has gone violent. https://is.gd/Wx6YZc
Those are communists, Indians, and enviros attacking a pipeline; It has nothing to do with the Mandate protesters other than illustrating the double-standard in policing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Oh! You wanted 'Anusol'!?
Sorry 'bout that.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 07:44 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 07:42 PM (jTmQV)
Yes I was surprised at how few dogs there are at our local shelters.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 07:44 PM (NtALL)
The girl has now moved to Roy Orbison, the Roberts and Elvis.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:45 PM (Vxu+H)
It was a beautiful thing to see.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 07:45 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Cicero
Well, to be fair, the sailor's blouse was undone. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 07:46 PM (Msys3)
Plexiglass? Perhaps to keep the horses from sticking their whole snout into the trough. They have to limit themselves to their lips. Allows more horses to drink at once and helps to keep the water clean.
All wild guesses and speculation.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 07:46 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:45 PM (Vxu+H)
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You obviously raised missymayhem the younger well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 07:46 PM (5pTK/)
Pretty sure my doggeh would kill it. Accidentally.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 07:47 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 07:47 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had
Just over a year ago I was on the shelter website for no reason ( I had two dogs) and came across Babette. She was 10 years old and I thought that no young family would want a 10 year old dog, but she deserved to spend her final days on something other than concrete floors. We brought her home and now I can't imagine life without her.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:48 PM (rz+/y)
https://tinyurl.com/2darxpu9
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:48 PM (W+Owm)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 07:47 PM (ZLI7S)
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They already had four calling birds, three French hens, two Turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (W/MyG)
I wondered the same thing. Could probably get a couple hundred bucks for each pup.
I figured someone stole a car with them in it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (W+Owm)
You can do it, if fit, motivated, and not in too cold of water. We had a jerk guy pushed overboard in the Caribbean at 4 AM. He was in the water 6 hours before a helo spotted him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ)
I am not a coordinated man. Whatever you call the sixth sense, the internet says "Proprioception", which allows a person to feel the position of their body in the environment around them, well mine sucks a lot. I have done that twice getting into something and heard my spinal column pop from compressing on impact. Maybe I have a massive head, I don't know.
But I have done that exact move before. One time I jumped off a ledge not seeing that a ceiling above me also stepped down and I put my head right through it until it came into contact with a rafter. At one job I had to move quickly under these conveyor belts at a nighttime sorting operation for a shipper. I would smash my head directly into half-inch steel plates doing that.
I'm so glad phone cameras and the internet didn't exist back then. People would have followed me around filming probably. My poor damned head.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (bYTQR)
Was he jumping up and down on it?
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When I was a kid, I had this thing where I'd lie on my back on my bed and then spring up to standing by propelling myself with my arms and legs. One day, I misjudged my position on the bed and sprung up cracking my forehead on the underside of the window sill. Hurt like a mother!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 07:50 PM (FVME7)
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Probably no gays there though!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:50 PM (UHVv4)
Hope you are doing well, and have small lottery wins.
Would you consider some pictures of your model aircraft for the hobby thread? Don't make me beg, please.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: K Nuck at February 18, 2022 07:51 PM (veBeY)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:48 PM (rz+/y)
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We have a Golden that was 10 when we got her. 4 years later, we can't imagine being without her.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 07:51 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:51 PM (W+Owm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: blake -
So far today we have had KISS, Bonnie Tyler, Meatloaf, BeeGees, ABBA, The Ronettes, Elvis, Roy Orbison, Toto, and Redbone.
We have come back to the Beegees now. She is just as eclectic as I am.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:52 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:52 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:52 PM (UHVv4)
I love happy ending to such a harrowing tale.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 07:53 PM (AmoqO)
I just saw a goofy looking red Malamute mix that looks promising.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2022 07:54 PM (8KgiH)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:54 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:43 PM (LOlIj)
I'm afraid if I go to the shelter in person and just start looking around I'll come home with all of them!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 07:55 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 07:55 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 07:55 PM (D29DJ)
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It's a problem, all right.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 18, 2022 07:55 PM (W/MyG)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:52 PM (LOlIj)
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Hi Ben!
I know exactly what you mean. Had one just like that. He chose us and knew exactly what he was doing when he did.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 07:55 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2022 07:56 PM (sAo4d)
Well, Jack Straw is pretty mellow. Would he give the Goldens weed smoke to make them even more mellow? Kinda doubt it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jordan61
You won't. One will pick you and that's the only one you will want or need.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:56 PM (Vxu+H)
Wolverines!
Now that's a war cry
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2022 07:51 PM (W+Owm)
'Hate'll eat you up, kid.'
'It keeps me warm.'
-Wolverines!
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2022 07:57 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2022 07:36 PM (Rfm/k)
Imagine that scene. You show up to work, you get your hair tied back and your apron on, you get your hands all scrubbed up, and, hey, what's that smell? Yeah, that's horrible. Where is that coming from? Walk-in? No, that's fine. Pantry? No... It's like it's coming from the cooktops... yeah... up the hood exhaust? Lean over, take a look, and BLAMMO! Bloated weeping 3-day-old corpse ass staring right back at you.
*shudder*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 07:57 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 07:57 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Ben Had
My Banjo was a three time loser. Just wouldn't come when called and I assume previous humans beat him for it. Took about six months for him to trust the door.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:58 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Blind Roscoe McGee at February 18, 2022 07:58 PM (vted1)
**
You'd think that, but like everything else it's developed into a perverse incentive here in the U.S.
We have solved our stray dog and cat problem to the point that we don't have enough to adopt. So we import them from 3rd world sh*tholes. That's not a joke. We have created an industry importing stray dogs from other countries.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:58 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 07:59 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 07:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:59 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:59 PM (LOlIj)
Yup. Stuff that makes you go Yikes.
Took me years to get over having a shipmate die right next to me. Ya wonder what you could have done better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
It's not so bad!!
Posted by: Buttigig at February 18, 2022 08:00 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:00 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: wth at February 18, 2022 08:00 PM (v0R5T)
*shudder*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 07:57 PM (6FeV1)
Meh. Into the secret sauce bucket.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:00 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2022 08:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:00 PM (SH2Zi)
Don't order the cupcakes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:01 PM (u82oZ)
could be worse
could be "How Do You Mend A Broken Heart"
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 08:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: CppThis
Responsible adults are as rare as unicorns these days. I heard one was in the park one day. By the time I got there, it had gone away.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 08:02 PM (FVME7)
No apologies necessary. Didn't see you say a thing that would even warrant the thought of an apology.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:02 PM (KbCG3)
*shudder*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 07:57 PM (6FeV1)
Hey everyone! I found Lyle!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 08:02 PM (axyOa)
She gave one to Kamala Harris by accident and well...that's one flavor she knows all too well.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:02 PM (ESjRY)
Karen enablers are as trash as Karen.
Posted by: Bete at February 18, 2022 08:03 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 18, 2022 08:03 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:03 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Again, you whitey's taking credit for our accomplishments
Posted by: Chinese restaurant association at February 18, 2022 08:03 PM (6Pupv)
MAKE IT STOP!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:03 PM (Vxu+H)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAwANCkGLSs
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:04 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:45 PM (Vxu+H)
Ha, is she on youtube? Those rabbit holes can take you places you've never been. One of my kids is all hip-hop, all the time. The other will listen to anything and everything.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 18, 2022 08:04 PM (OX9vb)
Karen enablers are as trash as Karen.
Posted by: Bete at February 18, 2022 08:03 PM (Ojki1)
That's when you say, "OK, then. Have fun with that."
Like the kid who really wants to see what the power outlet tastes like.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:05 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:05 PM (5WSUX)
could be worse
could be "How Do You Mend A Broken Heart"
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 08:01 PM (geLO
'Don't go talking too loud, you'l lcause a landslide.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2022 08:06 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 18, 2022 08:06 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: April
Yep! YouTube is killing me! The girl is eclectic but draw the line at Blondie. That shit is rancid.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:02 PM (ESjRY)
*chews, spits*
This cumcake is South American. This cumcake is Argentinian. This cumcake is Mendoza range. This cumcake is southern Mendoza range....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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2 turtle doves
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 18, 2022 08:06 PM (IJES/)
Just stop it.
Tune to Hallmark and the next Christmas on President's Weekend will begin shortly.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
We have solved our stray dog and cat problem to the point that we don't have enough to adopt. So we import them from 3rd world sh*tholes. That's not a joke. We have created an industry importing stray dogs from other countries.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:58 PM (CM8Oa)
Sadly, this has gone in a wave that has been repeated across the country. Everyone gets pets because they're all at home, then things change in the area job situation and house arrest status, people start going back to work and the shelters get a ton of pets dumped on them. Our shelters are getting pretty full here.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:09 PM (l6b3d)
Really.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Duh, like, everyone does!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at February 18, 2022 08:09 PM (llON8)
Thank you. We need one more.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:08 PM (u82oZ)
You don't need any part of this nasal off-key baritone...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:09 PM (6FeV1)
Union City Blue: https://tinyurl.com/yc8etznw
Hooks to kill for. Perfect power pop.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2022 08:09 PM (HsAzN)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:09 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 18, 2022 08:11 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Ben Had
___
Appt was changed to a phone call, in which the doc didn't call. *shrugs*
It's the VA.
CT scan is next month, but I fully expect the usual runaround if there's something found.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:11 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 18, 2022 08:11 PM (vuisn)
They're lyin' about bein' seals.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:11 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 08:11 PM (1vynn)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:11 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 08:12 PM (vrz2I)
No. Just no. Blondie is nails on the chalk board, shoot the dying creature to put it out of everyone's misery awful.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:12 PM (Vxu+H)
Union City Blue: https://tinyurl.com/yc8etznw
Hooks to kill for. Perfect power pop.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2022 08:09 PM (HsAzN)
Take them on a Journey.
Or some history with Chicago and The Who.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 08:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:12 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:13 PM (5WSUX)
I wish they hadn't pushed so hard for spay and neuter. Folks used to be able to get all sorts of nice dogs. Now it seems like we are overrun by pit bulls. it's just not my kind of dog.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 08:14 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:14 PM (Vxu+H)
Where is Walla Walla?
Between Ting Tang and Bing Bang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:15 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 08:15 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:12 PM (5WSUX)
Assassination of southern hemisphere dictator
Purloining Middle Kingdom naval deployment intel
Light luncheon of prosciutto and a playful Riesling
Foiling plot to destabilize Balkan power grid
...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:15 PM (6FeV1)
Really.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)
*********
I was LMAO at the reading of her new book.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2022 08:16 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:14 PM (Vxu+H)
... I think what we're witnessing here is the rare case of the old guy screaming out his window, "Will one of you kids take this damned lawn, already!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:14 PM (Vxu+H
Haha, there was a cat that really was gone! I love Boney M.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 18, 2022 08:16 PM (OX9vb)
___
*smiles*
More like buying up foodstuff and prepping for the inevitable collapse just in case Jesus comes afterwards.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:17 PM (5WSUX)
The Ian Gillan Band released three albums in a 15-month period between 1976-77 that even Gillan's most ardent fans fans would rather forget ever happened. The group pursued a jazz-rock fusion style and it led to three tremendously *weird* albums that seem to be universally reviled, yet I dig 'em. I like weird.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 18, 2022 08:17 PM (HsAzN)
Blake Allen
@Blake_Allen13
OK-05 Democratic candidate Abby Broyles became intoxicated at a sleepover over the weekend and used racially tinged slurs against one pre-teen, verbally attacked another, and then finally threw up in the shoes of another
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She called one girl an "acne fucker" and another an "Hispanic fucker". She should be glad no black girl was present.
P.S. I call this story The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 08:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 08:12 PM
That's Mr. Mudd to you, bub.
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at February 18, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 08:18 PM (us2H3)
Hee-hee.
http://bitly.ws/oBUG
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 08:18 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
And it was released in '78. Pretty long run.
Posted by: Buttigig at February 18, 2022 08:18 PM (Msys3)
Turns out my SIL interviewed with that guy. She REALLY did not want to work for FB after the interview.
Now she knows why.
Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2022 08:19 PM (9otr5)
Posted by: Ben Had
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Yep, though I'd much rather be with Him than in this evil world.
But it is what it is, and in the meantime, do His will.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:19 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 08:19 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 08:19 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:20 PM (Vxu+H)
Tucker handled it perfectly. She should be mocked relentlessly and nothing she does or says should ever be given the benefit of even being taken seriously.
She's a world class dunce.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:20 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:20 PM (LOlIj)
Yes she sent us a message that she was super glad she did not get the job at FB, I will tell you guys about it later. Then I saw that thing in a nitter feed and I thought I bet this is it.
Yup.
Posted by: blaster at February 18, 2022 08:22 PM (9otr5)
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I got a Flat-Coated Retriever from a shelter, knowing nothing about the breed. There are no papers, of course, but the vet says he's purebred. Great dog.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 08:22 PM (sWM8x)
The animals living in peace with other types of animals thing is pretty hit or miss. Had a golden retriever that killed a rabbit and a turtle, but not two kittens who grew into cats.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 18, 2022 08:22 PM (yfcbk)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:07 PM (Vxu+H)
++++
There are exceptions.
https://youtu.be/NO94MYyc7SE
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 08:22 PM (hVqGz)
Hee-hee.
http://bitly.ws/oBUG
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 08:18 PM (sWM8x)
Ahhh. The new cab drivers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 08:22 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:08 PM
You Surface guys are weird, but ok. One more turtle dove.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Just dumped off in a town they have no connection to, with nary more than a "Good Luck, Fucker" and an EBT card.
I mean, screw them in general, but screw the bastard feds for acting like they're doing anyone a favor and not just shit-stirring with these stunts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:23 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 08:23 PM (+ya+t)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDZPmUBW34
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2022 08:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (LOlIj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (q3gwH)
'Squeal like a pig' will get your attention too. Especially if the speaker has a yuge knife and no teeth.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:25 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
I'll bet she was assigned a ghost writer, and said, "NO! I'm gonna do it!"
Wrong move, Tits McGee. Wrong move.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
Where is Walla Walla?
South central.Washington state.
Home of the state penitentiary and Batman's Adam West.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 08:26 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:26 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
In a sane world we'd be preparing for war with Castro right now, not Putin.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (ESjRY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (q3gwH)
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Oh, hell, yeah! That was one of the funniest animations I've ever seen. Period. Full stop.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:26 PM (5WSUX)
wellp, there it is. Someone find The Guy Who Says "And so it begins".
Prayers up for the martyr.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (6FeV1)
They'll bust your kneecaps as a matter of fact
They'll bust your kneecaps if you don't pay me back
And I don't wanna hear no squawking'
Pay me back if you wanna keep walkin'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: 18-1
I know right!! I'm confused by this.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:26 PM (5WSUX)
If true, the state got what they wanted.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (KbCG3)
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Good Lord.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 08:28 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: 18-1
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:28 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: fd
Supply chain issues. You know, Trumpus Maximus' fault.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 08:28 PM (Msys3)
*lights galois*
Ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (QCwhW)
Gaulloises.
Unless you're smoking a grad level algebra textbook.... Hey, you got any grad level algebra textbooks on you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:29 PM (6FeV1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (q3gwH)
That is hilarious.
Davie504 goes to Russia to play it.
https://youtu.be/U4J_yaN2cpk
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:26 PM (5WSUX)
If true, the state got what they wanted.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (KbCG3)
I don't think so. What they really wanted was a dead mountie.
This is just a consolation prize.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (6FeV1)
We (as soldiers) were discouraged against deploying such devices against the Iraqis, but against western protesters, it's A-OK.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (5WSUX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhPvJOnHotE
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (q3gwH)
Thats really good. I'd never seen it before.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (l6b3d)
Unless you're smoking a grad level algebra textbook.... Hey, you got any grad level algebra textbooks on you?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:29 PM (6FeV1)
Huh. Thanks. They are now manufactured in Poland according to the net.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (QCwhW)
Geography major.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)
Naa. Not really.
Drove thru there a number of times going up to Pullman.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2022 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (QCwhW)
Lol.
Pole smokers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:32 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:32 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 08:24 PM (vrz2I)
Never doubt the unending power of a gubmint regulation. As I get older and headlights get much brighter, I find it harder to drive at night.
It turns out, there is a tech solution for that -- headlights that can adapt to shine more on the roadway and less into oncoming drivers' eyes. One of the Jap car companies applied to some fed agency back in 2013 to allow use of these adaptive headlights.
NINE FUCKING YEARS later, the alphabet agency is about to approve a rule change allowing the tech. We won WWI and WWII in less than 9 years.
/rant mode off
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 08:32 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:26 PM (5WSUX)
If true, the state got what they wanted.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (KbCG3)
I don't think so. What they really wanted was a dead mountie.
This is just a consolation prize.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (6FeV1)
I get what you're saying, my point is that rather than engage to try to find a peaceful way out, they grew hostile until confrontation was inevitable. A dead protestor is now a warning to others -- see what happens?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:32 PM (KbCG3)
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:33 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: 18-1
I know right!! I'm confused by this.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:27 PM (Vxu+H)
It was the 70s, man. Crazy times.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:33 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:29 PM
Wouldn't that be grounds for a Branded-style dismissal? Ceremoniously stripped of your membership card, messenger bag, and chaps, then permabanned?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
This is just a consolation prize.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:30 PM (6FeV1)
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Sadly, you are probably right. Government *wants* to throw their stormtroopers into a meat grinder to give them the excuse to go full Nazi. Never go full Nazi.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2022 08:33 PM (K5n5d)
https://youtu.be/Biagyb7AcK8
Informative, funny, inappropriate humor.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 08:33 PM (qnVBz)
Perhaps he'll get as many honors as Lt Byrd?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:34 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
A non-commutative sentence.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:34 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 08:35 PM (sWM8x)
Cyberspace is totally compromised.
Paper notes and horseback is the only secure comms method.
Now taking donations for PonyExpress2K. Bitcoin only. Minimum $5K.
Posted by: William Campbell at February 18, 2022 08:35 PM (BFigT)
Something sounds a little off. It's cold here at night. Why was he wearing just shorts and a t-shirt? Was he peeing off his boat? I have so many questions.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 08:36 PM (c2zke)
@SaraCarterDC
Reports are the woman trampled by a Canadian horse patrol just died at the hospital ...
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:36 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:36 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:37 PM (LOlIj)
A Hero of the Canadian Union!
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at February 18, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: JackStraw
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So it's confirmed.
God bless her and her family.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Nickleback at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (l6b3d)
Cruz - Nothing
McConnell - Nothing
McCarthy - Nothing
Romney - Nothing
and on and on....though MTG is at least talking the talk...which I guess is why the GOPe and the FNM HATE her.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (ESjRY)
From memory, think orangutan translates from bahasa malaysia as "jungle man". Was very lucky many years ago to spend a few days at a research center right on the edge of virgin rainforest in Borneo, as a tourist.
Woman we had dinner with one day (we just ate at the mess hall with all the scientists, was very nice) was a Thai scientist studying orangutan behavior. She had one individual she was studying. She staked out one particular durian tree where the critter liked to feed. I think she'd seen the thing 3 or 4 times. The patience of such research work is a different world.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:25 PM (l6b3d)
Rasputin's dick is rumored to be preserved in a jar. A 12 inch dick. Meanwhile, we have 72 inch dicks preserved in DC.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (F0YaR)
Susanna Hoff was a 1.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (VxC1e)
is
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: William Campbell
Orphans preferred.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 08:39 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: OhNoNotTheBees at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (TEWKg)
Piss off you talent free hacks! Go annoy a rabid rhinoceros.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (Vxu+H)
Cruz - Nothing
McConnell - Nothing
McCarthy - Nothing
Romney - Nothing
and on and on....though MTG is at least talking the talk...which I guess is why the GOPe and the FNM HATE her.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (ESjRY)
Crenshaw will be along with some insight.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (AmoqO)
If true, the Fake News has their headline: Trucker protest turns deadly.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 08:41 PM (c2zke)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 08:41 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at February 18, 2022 08:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 08:41 PM (jaEX4)
COVID death.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (F0YaR)
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FUN FACT: At one point there was at least a dozen Rasputin's dicks circulating around Europe. One was eventually determined to be an old sea cucumber.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (VxC1e)
..."eventually"?!?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM
Or at least one view.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: banana Dream
is it possible, anyone with better image processing hardware than my tablet, get some face shot stills of the mounties. maybe one with their badge #.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (IJES/)
Tucker Carlson just asked the question "Why would you trust your bank if your assets could be seized because of your politics?"
Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (lKAqb)
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That's probably the "FBI assistance" talking.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 08:38 PM (VxC1e)
You're using the binary scale, right? Right?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (F0YaR)
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😂 😂 😂
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at February 18, 2022 08:37 PM (Xrfse)
Amazing a lot of those killed in the Katyn Forest massacre were done by one guy, Vasily Mikhailovich Blokhin, who killed 7K or so personally (and more in other massacres)
He ended up dying at his own hands later in life.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (V13WU)
Is there a white wine that goes well with steak? I know everyone says it should be a red, but my sister and I both have trouble with red wine, and I figure if there's a white that will pair well, someone here will know. Help, please?
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (y0zVi)
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Oh bullshit.
I'm looking at the picture of the poor woman lying on the ground next to her mobility scooter with a cop mounted on a horse standing over her.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:44 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:44 PM (Vxu+H)
It's not the size of the sea cucumber that matters. It's what you do with it.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Those are communists, Indians, and enviros attacking a pipeline; It has nothing to do with the Mandate protesters other than illustrating the double-standard in policing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:44 PM (UHVv4)
Exactly, Andy. The asshole cops claim they have no clue as to who vandalized the trucks. But they sure as Hell know who is cheerleading this action, David Suzuki, and other prominent tree-huggers. Use the Emergency Act to round them up, and jail them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (P3gRi)
Is there a white wine that goes well with steak? I know everyone says it should be a red, but my sister and I both have trouble with red wine, and I figure if there's a white that will pair well, someone here will know. Help, please?
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (y0zVi)
A nice buttery west coast Chardonnay works.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (6FeV1)
Crenshaw will be along with some insight. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (SH2Zi)
Lindsey is cowering somewhere, clutching his silk geisha robe, screaming KILL THEM ... KILL THEM AAAAALLLLLL
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (SH2Zi)
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not really, but white Burgundy may be ok
also, try non CA reds, I know people who had problems with red, till they went foreign - French , Italian.
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 08:46 PM (V13WU)
It's not the size of the sea cucumber that matters. It's what you do with it.
Personally I rank sea cucumbers only #87 out of 100 in my article on One Hundred Alternate Toys for When You've Already Exhausted All the Sailors on Shore Leave, #69 will shock you!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 18, 2022 08:46 PM (ESjRY)
Heh, the old cucumber trick. Rasputin you devil!
Posted by: Derek Smalls at February 18, 2022 08:46 PM (RhCVh)
Gewurtzraminer? Kind of spicy.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Endorsed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:46 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 08:42 PM (VxC1e)
You DICK!
Posted by: Spicoli at February 18, 2022 08:46 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 08:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1
I'm with you - don't like reds.
Pick the wine you like.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 08:47 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 08:47 PM (4fSQf)
Considering the Khmer Rouge, that's ironic.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 08:47 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (y0zVi)
++++
https://amzn.com/B08WRB9KXW
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 08:47 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 08:48 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nobody of any consequence at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (lKAqb)
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Would USAA freeze accounts? Probably.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:48 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1
Honestly, the color of the wine only matters to high fallutin foodies.
Drink what you want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 08:48 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 08:48 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:48 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:49 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:49 PM (6FeV1)
Please avoid the RCMP goons. They are not healthy for people or other living things.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 08:49 PM (+ya+t)
Is there a white wine that goes well with steak? I know everyone says it should be a red, but my sister and I both have trouble with red wine, and I figure if there's a white that will pair well, someone here will know. Help, please?
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM
A good Gewurztraminer, Riesling, or a champagne would be my choices, unless the steak is a ribeye. If it is, go red.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Warai's suggestion of an oaked (buttery) chardonnay has merit, made me think of steak with some sort of cheese - usually it would be gorgonzola or some sharp cheese to top a steak, but there are also cheese sauces that would be nice on beef and also go well with the chard.
(cue all the horrified reactions to steak any way except salt/pepper and waved over a low-level flame for 20 seconds .....)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (4fSQf)
Drink what you like. I would choose a dry wine maybe a viognier would be good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (c2zke)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:45 PM (6FeV1)
Goes well with some cheeses too, suposebly.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:49 PM (6FeV1)
Monkey Bay sauv blanc is fantastic.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Def don't go Cheap German White with red meat. Might as well poke a straw into a box of hawaiian punch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 08:47 PM (KAi1n)
Anti tech, killing off the educated, I know. But nothing needs to make sense when you've allowed yourself become a monster.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: rhomboid
Damn dude! Why you wanna go and burn the poor thing like that? Did it bite your dog?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:52 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 08:52 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (D29DJ)
Gin. What you're looking for is called gin. A tiny splash of dry vermouth, an olive and you're set.
* Follow me for more recipes.
Posted by: William Campbell at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (BFigT)
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My car/house insurance goes up much more I'll be shopping. I think it's all going up though.
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (BFigT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tlnMm8i9h4
Then head out for that Big 5-0-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb1uG58t0Ps
* of Wall of Voodoo "Mexican Radio" fame long ago and far away
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2022 08:54 PM (5NkmN)
Pairing for the side dish was a great suggestion, above.
Again, depending on the cut and preparation, there are beef/cheese combos that could work with whites.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 08:54 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 08:52 PM (UewuT)
Grape Creek in TX has a label called H... something with an H. Heath? Maybe? All sparkling wines. Amazing stuff. Bit pricey, but worth it if you're really into bubbly wines. I'll go find a bottle. Hang on....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
Pinkies out.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:56 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 18, 2022 08:56 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: dartist
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I only have checking/savings account with them, since 2008.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
Pinkies out.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:55 PM (SH2Zi)
Bro, I will still go buck wild on a bottle of Schwarze Katze, believe. Just not with a steak.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:55 PM (6FeV1)
I'll look into that. Wine.com lists Grape Creek, but no Heath; there's other vendors though so I might be able to find some.
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (UewuT)
This is how you know they want to rub your nose in it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (4fSQf)
Is there a white wine that goes well with steak? I know everyone says it should be a red, but my sister and I both have trouble with red wine, and I figure if there's a white that will pair well, someone here will know. Help, please?
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 18, 2022 08:43 PM (y0zVi)
Yes. It's called Stolychnaya.
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
What?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (Msys3)
I came across one from a CA years ago, when I'd visit Sonoma once or twice a year while living in the east. Cannot remember who made it, or the grape. It wasn't a dark pink champagne, it was red. Was fantastic with steak.
Hope that was helpful!
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Harbor Seals, LLC at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (mNhhD)
Whiskey is good after steak. I don't know about with. I've heard of people having port with steak.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (UewuT)
What?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 08:58 PM (Msys3)
If the kangaroo is already speaking to you, maybe *don't* tap into the third box, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 08:53 PM (qnVBz)
Are both the German chancellor and Ukraine president male?
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (6FeV1)
Just funnin'.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Jordan61
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Yeah.
Also feeling a bit remorseful, because as a soldier, the same tactics were employed in Iraq against protesters, except in armored vehicles instead of horses, but the outcome was the same.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (5WSUX)
Big sensitive dog with hurt feelings eliminates little dog who gets all attention.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:00 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (5WSUX)
Oh hell, I'm sorry.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:00 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 09:01 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (D29DJ)
YESSSSS!!!!!!!
That's how I make it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:01 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 09:01 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (mNhhD)
Steaks with cocktails, baby.
Tonight we had grilled steaks with Aviation cocktails.
Yum!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2022 09:01 PM (5NkmN)
(cue all the horrified reactions to steak any way except salt/pepper and waved over a low-level flame for 20 seconds .....)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)
Your post made me crave a steak with a stilton port sauce from the red barn. It's really good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 09:01 PM (c2zke)
Posted by: Jordan61
Oh I hit that like a starving North Korean.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 09:02 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at February 18, 2022 09:02 PM (KiBMU)
Mix it together and it'll be brown. So, perhaps a nice Jim Beam? Over ice. Very sophisticated.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 09:02 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 18, 2022 09:02 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2022 09:02 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:03 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:01 PM (6FeV1)
It's fine but I had to fish the jar out of the trash to figure out WTF was going on. I thought she dropped the entire pepper shaker in the sauce.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 08:59 PM (5WSUX)
I'm so sorry.
I'm shocked at what we are witnessing in Canada and here at home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (c2zke)
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Count your blessings. It might have been Joe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (FVME7)
"Hey, I know what! I'll send my whore..."
Posted by: Commander-In-Chief And Leader Of The Free World at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (sc/gu)
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Dogbert at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (8/n3b)
Put it with some sauteed chicken and onions in marinara, mixed it all up, breadcrumbs and a drizzle of balsamic on top, and baked it off for a couple minutes. Pretty good for what was supposed to be a zero-effort Friday Fukkit meal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (6FeV1)
I'm shocked at what we are witnessing in Canada and here at home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (c2zke)
hmm, I expected it. I expect worse to come, both there and here. But they'll fall in the end.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Jordan61
My kind of cook!
For R. it's two pepper flakes or less. In anything.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (+ya+t)
Marlboro reds and curbside puking, if I recall correctly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at February 18, 2022 09:06 PM (FVME7)
You forgot the garlic powder.
Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2022 09:06 PM (RhCVh)
For a while my favorite simple meal has been a nice grilled steak with some grilled anaheim and shishito peppers (latter sauced with soy/sesame oil after) and a good red. A really good cab franc, which is nearly impossible to find, one that has the distinct capsicum flavor note. Very little cooking, much enjoying.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 09:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)
I saw a video where someone took a couple of North Korean defectors to a bbq joint.
The look on their faces as they'd never had something so indulgent in their lives was wonderful.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:06 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at February 18, 2022 09:07 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yes, they will.
But in the meantime, a lot of innocents will die.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:07 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 09:07 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:04 PM (+ya+t)
Marlboro reds and curbside puking, if I recall correctly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (4fSQf)
YESSSSSSSS!
That's how I do it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
And some Mountie is about to get accolades for intentionally ridding over a woman with his horse.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:08 PM (ESjRY)
Can't catch the herp if your side piece is just showing you her oral skills, right Kamala?
Posted by: Willie Brown at February 18, 2022 09:09 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (4fSQf)
YESSSSSSSS!
That's how I do it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:09 PM (D29DJ)
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Would carry more weight if Canada was, ya'know, a democracy.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 18, 2022 09:09 PM (5p7BC)
Curbside... such luxury. We did it down the window sills in the car so it'd be ripe for summer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 09:09 PM (BFigT)
Have good evening everyone
Ann get Cabernet Blanc it will work.
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 09:10 PM (2JoB8)
That orangutan video is cute. They're imitative learners, I guess.
Here's one of my favorites. An orangutan using a wash cloth.
https://youtu.be/QUM2anIYf4I
It wrings it out properly!
Posted by: Robert at February 18, 2022 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 09:11 PM (OTzUX)
Repost
China dunks on Castrateau.
https://tinyurl.com/3e58t4u2
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 09:11 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yes, they will.
But in the meantime, a lot of innocents will die.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:07 PM (5WSUX)
GOD will accomplish what he has ordained. In His own time and in His own way. Where do we fit? 'Be strong in the Lord and the Power of His Might.'
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2022 09:11 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Matches what I was told. I think there was a bus floor, too.
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 09:13 PM (OMKK+)
Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at February 18, 2022 09:13 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 09:06 PM (Vxu+H)
My wife thinks anything spicier than mashed potatoes is me trying to kill her. I'm trying to step my daughter up in heat but its slow. Just basic american recipes and I know I still have to adjust things like pepper, paprika, chili pepper way down.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18,
Sure. He's a Frontline Skullcracking Hero, In This Together With Us All During These Troubling Times.
All decent people feel their hearts go out to these courageous men and women of the Mounties, who place their lives on the line in the defense of our freedom to follow the Party line in all things, or else get stomped by horses.
Now make sure to say your heart goes out for these Frontline Heros. Say it. Now. Loudly. Or else... You know, the thing. The horse thing.
Posted by: All of society, in one insipid, querulous, browbeaten voice at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Bubbles at February 18, 2022 09:12 PM (Uhrys)
Russia and Ukraine might as well be sitting on the couch with a big bowl of popcorn watching Canada go Tango Uniform in real-time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (6FeV1)
Curbside... such luxury. We did it down the window sills in the car so it'd be ripe for summer.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 09:09 PM (BFigT)
True story. Took my buddy out for his birthday. Did my buddy duty of getting him dumb shit hammered. On the way home on the freeway he's all, 'I gotta puke man'.
I can't pull over cause freeway and he just lets it go out the window.
It's like 10 degrees outside. Instant puke-cicles down the side of my car.
Yes, I made him clean it off the next day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
Jane, you might try taking some Benedryl. (Fox News) :
https://tinyurl.com/3e69fcut
Posted by: Spicoli at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 09:15 PM (LOlIj)
-at least 20% of the Shitteratti tomorrow
Bank on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:15 PM (6FeV1)
Jeez, and i'm using a legit keyboard here and not a phone. No one to blame that one on but me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:16 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:16 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 18, 2022 09:16 PM (ybIRR)
all i can say, it was good. had it with grilled mahi-mahi and some leafy greens on the side. would've been maybe '99 or so when i was trying to sell the turks an integrated air defense planning technical contract. good times. that was when i found out i look turkish, couldn't pick my ass out of a line up of anyone else there. wierd, cause the globull dna database swears blind i'm 100% norse, so nasty iceback bastard.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 18, 2022 09:16 PM (IJES/)
means. please explain.
Posted by: Bubbles
Tits Up
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 09:17 PM (OMKK+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:18 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:16 PM (6FeV1)
Have you been drinking? You could blame it on that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:18 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 09:18 PM (a8b7P)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 18, 2022 09:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:15 PM
I'm going to have a sister in arm!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 18, 2022 09:19 PM (aCgRi)
The front page right-column stuff is to give one something to read while repeatedly hitting Refresh watching for the next post!
Huh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - larn sumpin ever' day at February 18, 2022 09:19 PM (LImvu)
The spike proteins can cause significant inflammation wherever they spread in your body.
Looking on the positive side I'd guess arm tissue is one of the better places for this to happen. Perhaps suggest an anti-inflammatory? The FNM says...Tylenol for what's is worth.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:19 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:18 PM (D29DJ)
Thanks for the save, J.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JennyP
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A field day for bullies.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: good grandparents are in short supply at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (YqCaT)
My ex had her 2nd Pfizer shot today. Now her arm at the other side of her elbow (the crook of her elbow?) is very bruised (she texted me a pic) and slightly swollen. It's the same arm she got the shot in. Any thoughts? Much appreciative.
Posted by: SFGoth
I think bruising occurs when injection is performed by an incompetent nurse.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (qelPK)
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My personal preference would be to wave the hobo over the fire first to burn the hair off. Otherwise MD 20/20 will be fine.
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: good grandparents are in short supply at February 18, 2022 09:20 PM (YqCaT)
Whoo, sounds fun!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:21 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
A bruise could be a blood clot. I think she should go to the ER.
Or at least call her doctor and ask if it might be a clot.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (lCui1)
I keed. That was long before the Russians were selling to Turkey or the Turks were buying from Russia, I think.
Sounds interesting. Pairing fish with anything other white can be tricky, except salmon, which loves some pinots of course.
Getting hungry reading about food, and don't feel like cooking tonight.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (F0YaR)
Are Boat People walking across the frozen St. Lawrence yet? I imagine Little Toronto in Buffalo will become a vibrant community and tourist spot.
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (fSmfa)
My ex had her 2nd Pfizer shot today. Now her arm at the other side of her elbow (the crook of her elbow?) is very bruised (she texted me a pic) and slightly swollen
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Why is your ex sending you pics of her arm anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (VxC1e)
With a needle, you go straight in, and straight out, at a 45 degree angle, press syringe slowly and steadily.
Don't wiggle around. That's how bruising occurs, I believe.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:23 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 18, 2022 09:23 PM (Msys3)
Now we have uniformed mounted policemen unambiguously riding down their own citizens in the streets. No way to spin it. No way to deny it. Now let's see how ridiculous the brainwashed responses are.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:23 PM (6FeV1)
It's like 10 degrees outside. Instant puke-cicles down the side of my car.
Yes, I made him clean it off the next day.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:14 PM (4fSQf)
Reminds me of a time, long long ago, when I had to pick up a friend who had drunk who was WAY too drunk. An older Torino with the bench seat, he started saying "I'm sick! I'm gonna throw up!!" I said "Not in MY car!" and drove with my left hand while sitting in the middle of the bench seat, and with my right hand I stiff armed his head out the passengers window all the way home. Yeah, he lost it all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:24 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Soothsayer
It sounds like the bruise is far away from the injection site.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:24 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 09:24 PM (qelPK)
Which those in Yellow Knife will celebrate, if true.
Oh, you meant shooty or something. Nah, don't think so.
Politically, who knows.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 09:25 PM (OTzUX)
At BT last week they also tested for antibodies.
"The SARS-CoV-2 spike protein antibody level is >250 which indicates good immunity"
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:25 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 09:25 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
The Paolo, how you say, never leaves the bruise near the injection site.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 18, 2022 09:26 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:24 PM (q3gwH)
You remember the Monte Carlos with the front captain chair seats that swiveled out?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cicero
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He's not talking about the other one's.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:26 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (q3gwH)
It sounds like the bruise is far away from the injection site.
Posted by: vmom
Yeah, it can happen like that. Depends on where the blood ends up, I guess.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Bruising is below the injection site, but exgf said the Walgreens' employee who did it seemed kinda incompetent.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)
Someone should ask him if he's willing to do more then Candice Bergen. Because if he's just going to talk talk about the fascist problem I think the Canadians already have enough of those.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (ESjRY)
There'll be little specialty shops where everyone is painfully polite. Poutine parlors! American hockey and curling prospects will spike upwards.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
Ha! Yes! When they first came out, that was the hottest thing a guy could have. Then they started getting put in the Chevy Vans.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:28 PM (q3gwH)
I dabbled in Peptides a few years ago. Gave myself several hundred shots in my abdomen. I had my share of mishaps and bruising.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:28 PM (ZGgVu)
Yeah, it can happen like that. Depends on where the blood ends up, I guess.
The whole idea with the clot shot is that it is NOT supposed to get in your blood stream.
Hat tip: It does.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:05 PM (4fSQf)
Some bad old days I'm afraid. Although Winstons for me.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 09:28 PM (AmoqO)
Troll.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:29 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2022 09:29 PM (RhCVh)
Or at least call her doctor and ask if it might be a clot.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:22 PM (lCui1)
Seems reasonable to me. Anecdotal of course, but my closest links to people who've died from Covid related stuff is two coworkers' relatives. One was triple shotted and died of coof anyway, and the other died of something or other cardiac related a couple of days after getting one of the shots. And yes, it was duly and properly blamed on The Science(tm).
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Robert at February 18, 2022 09:10 PM (1Yy3c)
I've had this idea for a while now that a lot of the things we equate with intelligence, the ability to carry out complex tasks, repeating actions precisely or being able to cite elaborate things from memory are actually low level brain functions that have been fairly common among hominids.
That other things have supplanted this in humans like the ability to form relationships with anyone and everything, sympathize with others, adapt and create meaningful connections with others using creations of communicative language. I wouldn't be surprised if we could train gorillas to be super talented surgeons, or engineers. Because I don't think those endeavors, by them self, set us apart from animals or point to the uniqueness of man.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (K
I did my best, brah!
Posted by: Guy who collects carts in Walgreens parking lot at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (PCcso)
Posted by: Cicero
Because we're on good terms and she's also my client in a lawsuit over the killing of our pet cat in 2019. Heck, I took her to get the shot which she had to do for a contractor pre-apprentice program.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Blame it on the whiskey.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: Guy who collects carts in Walgreens parking lot at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (PCcso)
Hahaha
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:31 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
The rum has been flowing freely here this evening, so I may come across as an ass...
Pfizer, et. al., is killing people or injuring them. Check VAERS numbers then multiply by 100. (Johns Hopkins said VAERS reporting is probably only 1~10%).
First jabbed may be alright if they got it early enough. Second and subsequent jabbed will probably be no longer among the living in 3 - 5 years.
Speculation that I heard today said that 54.9 (or 59.4)% of the world's population may have VAIDS.
I may be painting a gloomy picture.
Posted by: Ex-ex at February 18, 2022 09:31 PM (RU4sa)
Where is Walla Walla?
Between Ting Tang and Bing Bang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Compare: Witch Doctor v. Gypsy w Gold Tattoo
Love potion number 9
https://youtu.be/7rXhXLsNJL8
Posted by: mindful webworker - broke my little bottle at February 18, 2022 09:31 PM (CJRaf)
I keed. That was long before the Russians were selling to Turkey or the Turks were buying from Russia, I think.
Sounds interesting. Pairing fish with anything other white can be tricky, except salmon, which loves some pinots of course.
Getting hungry reading about food, and don't feel like cooking tonight.
Posted by: rhomboid
yep, lost to the s400. they cintacted me through the embassy teo years later and asked for us to help them unphuck thier s400. stateies told us not to respond.
for the mahi-mahi, i followed the advice of our in country bd lead. bar none, the best food i have ever had on travel. and that red totes rocked the meal.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 18, 2022 09:31 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (KAi1n)
hmm, reminds me of Only Murders in the Building.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:31 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 09:32 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 09:32 PM (a8b7P)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
They need to bring those back, for old farts. Like turn signals that you can hear.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 09:32 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: SFGoth
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I'm willing to pay at the Dr.s office rather than that.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:33 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Umm..., WTF?
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:33 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:30 PM (o4vXJ)
Oh, how I wish I could.
I've been having white russians with wawa double chocolate milk instead of regular milk...
I don't even know where my man card is to surrender it, anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:33 PM (6FeV1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZV4Ocmk_Xc
I strongly suggest y'all subscribe to this guy.
He's sounding the alarm.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 09:32 PM (qnVBz)
agreed, bruising like that is always some kind of internal bleeding. Happened to me once when giving blood, the tech messed up. I've given multiple times, and all the rest have been very professional and have done very good jobs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (5HBd1)
I was happy with my minor surgery at Costco, maybe she can try them for her booster.
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (sTOQ8)
My point is, no pun intended, you need to be good with the needle so you don't move it about and rupture a bunch of tiny blood vessels around the injection site.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (UewuT)
First jabbed may be alright if they got it early enough. Second and subsequent jabbed will probably be no longer among the living in 3 - 5 years.
Looks like the short term complications kill about 1/1000 or 2000.
We are starting to see the mid term complications with the reduced immune response from those who've gotten the shots, depending on whether that is short term (and for God's sake stop getting boosters!) or not, it might end up dwarfing the death toll from the short term complications.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM
Time to bring back Monty's DOOM! posts?
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:33 PM (D29DJ)
Vaccine Acquired Immunity Deficiency Syndrome
Posted by: Ex-ex at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (a8b7P)
https://youtu.be/JzrnIskG5yw
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Heroin Addict at February 18, 2022 09:36 PM (RhCVh)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:36 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 09:36 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: t-bird "
Oh you tried the Vasectomy Booth?
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 09:37 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Ex-ex at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM (RU4sa)
Thanks, I hadn't heard of that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 09:37 PM (D29DJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:37 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:37 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Heroin Addict at February 18, 2022 09:36 PM (RhCVh)
Why can't you just smoke the vaxxine?
Posted by: Crack Addict at February 18, 2022 09:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:38 PM (q3gwH)
My point is, no pun intended, you need to be good with the needle so you don't move it about and rupture a bunch of tiny blood vessels around the injection site.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:34 PM (ZGgVu)
Yeah, if you're gonna do it that's fine, but FFS at least get it done by an actual medical professional who knows what they're doing, not some fool who can say yes to a corporate roll call.
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:38 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 18, 2022 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
It is funny how Costco's eye "doctors" also put new tires on your car.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:39 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 18, 2022 09:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
Swivel buckets. 442s/Cutlasses had them too. I might have to watch Dazed and Confused tonight.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 09:39 PM (SH2Zi)
https://twitter.com/buperac/status/1494817430677319680
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 09:35 PM
Ottawa police claiming "someone threw a bike at the horse". Very clearly that not only didn't happen, but the "bike" is a walker that the woman is very clearly still astride.
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 09:39 PM (aCgRi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZV4Ocmk_Xc
I strongly suggest y'all subscribe to this guy.
He's sounding the alarm.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace
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Haven't seen it but a correction will definitly happen. It's baked in the cake.
For one considering moving, as I am, checking the markets to get a base line.
There will be a sweet spot to sell & buy. A time that one may still get a good price for their home and take advantage of a beginning to fail market.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:39 PM (o4vXJ)
I believe the CDC considered and specifically rejected that recommendation.
There are other shots that are only supposed to go into the muscle and not the blood stream - but it would appear the issue here is that the clot shot gets in easier and causes more damage when it does...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 09:39 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:40 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Crack Addict at February 18, 2022 09:38 PM (6FeV1)
Maybe with some rejetting of the bong you can.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 18, 2022 09:40 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:41 PM (lCui1)
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Since my healthcare is totally through the VA, I fully expect to die if I am diagnosed with cancer or another terminal illness.
Not that that will bother me any, though my family will be upset (those that aren't in Christ, in any case).
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:41 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)
I had an incompetent draw blood and had big time bruising below the draw area. Perhaps the person nicked a vessel?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 09:41 PM (SH2Zi)
...
THAT'S WHY, ASSHOLE. That picture. Right fucking there. The body dying under a cavalry charge at the behest of a fascist dictator. THAT is why they will not "comply", you pustule. You genetic lacuna. You intellectual null-set. Fuck along, now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 18, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)
I always wondered if I just injected an air bubble into my bloodstream. So I'd just stand there for a minute and wait to die.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:41 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:42 PM (q3gwH)
Don't wiggle around. That's how bruising occurs, I believe.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:23 PM (ZGgVu)
I used to donate blood a lot. O neg and all. You get a lot of med school youngins volunteering for that to get experience. So I'm in my early 20s and there's this nurse that looks my age. I'm never squeamish about anything done to me so I'm watching her put the the first needle in that they then do some retraction thing and hook the tube to the bag. Well she didn't hit the mark the first try. So what do you think she did? If you say start jerking and wrenching it around inside my arm you win. My brain started communicating to the rest of my body how painful that was at the same time an older nurse came over looking shocked, shoved young nurse over and pulled the needle out. Didn't bleed at all but I got a massive bruise on that arm.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:42 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 09:32 PM (qnVBz)
Happened to me with shot in the butt. On blood thinners so my whole left buttock turned black.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 09:42 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 18, 2022 09:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:43 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runninrebel at February 18, 2022 09:43 PM (1jmBf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Yeah, seems to fit - my $150K procedure was $120 out of pocket.
I do not understand medical billing/insurance/discounts at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2022 09:43 PM (Msys3)
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We're not moving. We're staying put.
If we have to bug out, we'll go to MO, where the younger daughter and g-babies are at.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:43 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Heroin Addict
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You jukies are a lot better at it than Walgreens.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:43 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at February 18, 2022 09:44 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:24 PM (q3gwH)
Was taking a drunk buddy home one night. Me and our other friend sitting up front, busting his balls. He starts going, "Stop. Stop." I said, "Dude, we're just joking." "No, stop the car!" I stop, he flings the door open, pukes everywhere. The kicker was the chick we hadn't seen who was peeing in the bushes, who then yells, "He's totally puking!"
Yay Tampa!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 18, 2022 09:44 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 18, 2022 09:44 PM (P3gRi)
Re: the bike in Ottawa
Um, the past 48 hours in hours have been frigid with snow and freezing rain. No One is riding a bike there.
I have not seen one single bicycle in the hundred hours of livestreams I've watched in the last 20 days.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:44 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 09:42 PM (AmoqO)
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You could have applied for part of the Pigford settlement.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 09:45 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 09:32 PM (qnVBz)
The shot is in the upper arm but the bruise shows up in the inner elbow?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:45 PM (lCui1)
She was easy on the eyes too...
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:45 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:46 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 18, 2022 09:46 PM (EZebt)
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Me too. Watch out for those assholes and remember they work for you, not the other way around. You don't have to take every test they want to give you.
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:47 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 18, 2022 09:48 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: dartist
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The CT scan is kinda needed, since I have a mass on my left kidney could be either a cyst or a tumor.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:49 PM (5WSUX)
The shot is in the upper arm but the bruise shows up in the inner elbow?
Posted by: vmom
It's possible.
When I ripped the tendon off my knee, only my ankle and foot were black & blue immediately and for months afterwards!
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:49 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:45 PM (lCui1)
with internal bleeding, the blood moves down until it finds a place to pool.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:49 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:49 PM (5WSUX)
Anyways, Happy Friday everyone. I haven't even been able to read the comments ("best part"- Breitbart). I hope you all are able to start the long weekend off to a great start.
Posted by: sassy at February 18, 2022 09:49 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: klaftern at February 18, 2022 09:50 PM (taPSh)
Me too. Watch out for those assholes and remember they work for you, not the other way around. You don't have to take every test they want to give you.
Posted by: dartist
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I want the test
I want to know what's going on.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2022 09:50 PM (o4vXJ)
Posted by: SMH
Prayers
FWIW I have heard that kidney cysts are fairly common
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:50 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:42 PM (l6b3d)
That is exactly what happened to me. Felt like someone was trying to scrape the inside of my skull out.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 09:50 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:49 PM (5WSUX)
SMH! : (
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 18, 2022 09:51 PM (5P6Lv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 18, 2022 09:24 PM (q3gwH)
I don't know if newer paint formulations do but body paint on cars in the 70s and 80s would start peeling from puke if you didn't get it washed off
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:51 PM (5WSUX)
Posted by: Dogbert at February 18, 2022 09:52 PM (8/n3b)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 09:51 PM (l6b3d)
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Clearcoat FTW
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 09:52 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 18, 2022 09:52 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: vmom
Yeah, just at and below the major crease.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:53 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:41 PM (5WSUX)
NOT only your family {{{SMH}}}
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 18, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Moki at February 18, 2022 09:54 PM (JrN/x)
**Gentle massage and Elevation will help clear the bruising.
Posted by: Soothsayer says buying new tools is Stupid at February 18, 2022 09:55 PM (ZGgVu)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:55 PM (5WSUX)
Now, arteries have a much higher internal pressure, so imagine the kind of 'bruise' a failed arterial tap invokes. I've had one of these. Hurt worse than the procedure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 18, 2022 09:55 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 09:55 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 09:55 PM (lCui1)
It just served up a slew of: Watch this single cell organism die.
It's not pretty.
Bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2022 09:56 PM (sAo4d)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 18, 2022 09:53 PM (KAi1n)
Check @539 and 540. Blood pools funny.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 09:56 PM (SH2Zi)
Political fuckery, PURE AND SIMPLE.
Posted by: CppThis at February 18, 2022 09:57 PM (UewuT)
https://tinyurl.com/3efk49pz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 09:57 PM (qelPK)
I want to know what's going on.
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I think they test for anything for the money. They wanted to scan my lungs for nodules because I used to smoke. We'll just go in there and cut them out. NFW
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 09:58 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2022 09:58 PM (RhCVh)
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 09:55 PM (5WSUX)
Took me a few decades to get there. Quit being so afraid of everything and letting go. The peace on the other side of that fear is incredible.
God has it under control. When He wants me to come home, I'm there. Till then, Luke 14.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 18, 2022 09:58 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SFGoth
Not unexpected. The blood would track along a tissue plane and pool where it stops. If her arm gets hard, cold, or numb, that is a problem. Otherwise, prop the arm up on the arm of the couch and apply a warm compress.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 09:59 PM (qnVBz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 09:57 PM (qelPK)
This.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 09:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2022 10:00 PM (RhCVh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___
Amen.
Much worse things than death of this body.
Posted by: SMH at God's grace at February 18, 2022 10:00 PM (5WSUX)
https://tinyurl.com/3efk49pz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 09:57 PM (qelPK)
I couldn't tell you how many parents I know let their kids have a youtube or tiktok channel. Its crazy.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 10:00 PM (l6b3d)
Rectum?
Worse, ruined him dead.
Posted by: Ciampino at February 18, 2022 10:01 PM (qfLjt)
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I hope everything ends well with you. Do you get emails from the VA about new rules for collecting disability?
Posted by: dartist at February 18, 2022 10:04 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 18, 2022 09:45 PM (VxC1e)
They extended that give away to women as well. My wife got a package in the mail. All that was needed was a reason, like I was not given the USDA loan paperwork for a farm, and one witness to collaborate, and > 50K. She trashed the paperwork.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 10:07 PM (AmoqO)
NIV Luke 12:20
But God said to him, 'You fool! This very night your life will be demanded from you. Then who will get what you have prepared for yourself?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ We're not going to HONK our way out of this! ~ at February 18, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at February 18, 2022 10:22 PM (y0zVi)
Posted by: sassy at February 18, 2022 10:22 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 08:14 PM (Vxu+H
Just don't get me started on Gummy Bears
Posted by: Ciampino at February 18, 2022 10:29 PM (qfLjt)
Canadian Mounted Cossacks. Screw 'em.
Posted by: vivi at February 18, 2022 11:00 PM (33kEg)
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