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And according to a new Rasmussen Reports survey, two-thirds of voters agree with them. "Sixty-three (63%) of voters agree Biden's 'mental decline' has 'become apparent,' including 47% who Strongly Agree. Only 31% disagree that Biden's 'mental decline' is apparent, including 22% who Strongly Disagree." On top of that, 66% of voters believe that Biden should take a cognitive test and release the results publicly. Only 26% disagree. The poll does show that Democrats are mostly in denial about Biden's diminished mental state. While 73% of Republicans and 48% of independents strongly agree that Biden's "mental decline and forgetfulness have become more apparent over the past two years," just 23% of Democrats agree. However, 43% of Democrats believe that Biden should take a cognitive test and release the results.
When the left demanded Trump take a cognitive test, he did. Why won't Biden? I think the problem is that he already has taken the test -- and doesn't want to report the results. Because they're so good, you know. 81 million votes, everyone. "The brand is so toxic:" Democrats fear extinction in rural US.
Some Democrats in rural Pennsylvania are afraid to tell you they're Democrats. The party's brand is so toxic in the small towns 100 miles northeast of Pittsburgh that some liberals have removed bumper stickers and yard signs and refuse to acknowledge publicly their party affiliation. These Democrats are used to being outnumbered by the local Republican majority, but as their numbers continue to dwindle, those who remain are feeling increasingly isolated and unwelcome in their own communities. "The hatred for Democrats is just unbelievable," said Tim Holohan, an accountant based in rural McKean County who recently encouraged his daughter to get rid of a pro-Joe Biden bumper sticker. "I feel like we're on the run." The climate across rural Pennsylvania is symptomatic of a larger political problem threatening the Democratic Party heading into the November elections. Beyond losing votes in virtually every election since 2008, Democrats have been effectively ostracized from the overwhelmingly white parts of rural America, leaving party leaders with few options to reverse a cultural trend that is redefining the political landscape. The shifting climate helped Republicans limit Democratic inroads in 2020 -- the GOP actually gained House seats despite Donald Trump's presidential loss. A year later, surging rural support enabled Republicans to claim the Virginia governorship. A small but vocal group of Democratic officials now fears the same trends will undermine their atic candidates in Ohio, Wisconsin, Georgia, North Carolina and Pennsylvania, states that will help decide the Senate majority in November, and the White House two years after that. Meanwhile, the Democratic Party continues to devote the vast majority of its energy, messaging and resources to voters in more populated urban and suburban areas. ... Democratic Rep. Jim Cooper of Tennessee, who recently announced he would not seek reelection to Congress this fall, warns that the party is facing extinction in small-town America. "It's hard to sink lower than we are right now. You're almost automatically a pariah in rural areas if you have a D after your name," Cooper told the AP.On the plus side, Democrats' losses in rural areas is almost made up for in the Democrats' tremendous gains with Conservative, Inc. writers, fundraisers, fixers, grifters, and "thinkers."
You might have heard that Bob Saget's death is a bit of a mystery. He sustained a serious blow to the head, one that people have trouble explaining in the context of a hotel room -- how would one have fallen with enough force to incur an injury that is about as severe as being cracked with a baseball bat? How high can you stand in a hotel room? Now cops are hypothesizing that maybe this 60+ year old man was... standing on his bed and fell backwards and cracked his head on the headboard? Was he jumping up and down on it? And how tall was the headboard? Because Bob Saget is, what, six foot? We still have the problem that any fall in a hotel room is going to be a fall from a fairly low height. The taller the headboard, the more shallow the fall.
Judge temporarily blocks the release of records in Bob Saget's death after his family filed a lawsuit citing privacy concerns: Cops now say Full House star hit his head on hotel HEADBOARD A Florida judge on Wednesday granted a temporary injunction blocking the release of any records relating to Bob Saget's death investigation The injunction temporarily prohibits the release of any photos, video or other records related to the investigation into his death The decision comes after Saget's family filed a lawsuit to block the release of records from the investigation of his sudden death, citing privacy concerns The complaints states the release of records would cause the family to 'suffer irreparable harm in the form of extreme mental pain, anguish, and emotional distress' Police are saying that Bob Saget most likely died after hitting his head on the headboard of his bed at the Ritz-Carlton in Orlando Candace Cameron Bure, Saget's Full House co-star, said developments in the late actor's death raise 'a lot of questions' She spoke on Fox and Friends the day Saget's family was granted a restraining order to stop the release of photos from the scene of his death Saget, 65, was found dead in his hotel room at The Ritz-Carlton hotel in Orlando after a stand-up show on January 9 On February 9, the family said he died of head trauma, adding he 'accidentally hit the back of his head on something, thought nothing of it and went to sleep' Yet on February 11 the chief medical examiner of Orange and Osceola counties in Florida reported that Saget suffered severe skull fractures Medical experts said the report showed far more significant injuries than a bump to the head, with injuries consistent with being hit by a baseball batNamely:
An autopsy report showed that Saget had an abrasion on his scalp, a fracture at the base of his skull, fractures around his eye sockets, bleeding between the brain and tissue covering the brain, as well as bruises to the brain. A toxicology analysis didn't show any illicit drugs or toxins in Saget's body.A fracture at the base of his skull, on his scalp, and around his eye sockets? I'm no pathologist, and I'm no mathematician, but that sure sounds like at least two impacts, if not three. Definitely not just one. How does he fracture the base of his skull and his eye sockets in a single blow/single fall? Or are we back to the "blow was so powerful it cracked his skull and the shock also cracked his eye sockets," in which case: All from a five foot fall? My years of experience in CSI -- I mean watching CSI on TV -- tells me that there are often bizarre chains of events that can lead to baffling causes of death, and reveal what looks like a murder to be merely a very low-probability accident. So I'm going to be watching for the reveal in the last five minutes. It's going to take a real Gus Grissom Rube Goldberg summary to explain all this. The Washington Post reporter who contacted people off a doxed donor list and demanded they justify their (private, confidential) donations is now playing victim -- the people he intimidated and invaded the privacy of were "aggressive" towards him!
"Reaching out." Everyone understands this except the shitlibs.
I've been reaching out to people from Utah who appeared on the leaked Canadian trucker donation data. Hoo boy! Some of the replies have been...aggressive to put it mildly. --Bryan "12 min. 45 sec. media availability" Schott (@SchottHappens) February 17, 2022
Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks: I didn't have a strong male role model growing up. Yup, checks out:
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I'm a journalist who took a hacked list of private citizens who donated small amounts to the trucker's protest and I've been contacting them to ask them to confirm it was them and explain themselves and -- hoo boy! -- for some reason it turns out people don't like journalists! https://twitter.com/SchottHappens/status/
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Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks claimed Tuesday that despite growing up with an Oscar-winning dad, he had no one to turn to as a celebrity kid. "I didn't have a strong male role model to tell me ... 'Bro, f--k these people. They are just jealous of you,'" Chet, 31, said in a video on his YouTube channel of the disrespect he endured from his peers for his wealth, fame and being perceived as "arrogant, entitled and spoiled." "'You have all these things that they want, so they are trying to f--king throw their shade at you so you can feel s--tty about yourself because they are jealous.' I needed to hear that," he continued. "I didn't have anyone to tell me that. This is me now telling the younger version of myself what I needed to hear then."Joy Behar announces she will wear a mask indefinitely. How about a Giant Burlap Sack to cover up those "little problem areas" between your ankles and your forehead?
"The View's" most vocal co-host is remaining muzzled. Joy Behar says she is going to wear a face mask in public spaces "indefinitely" -- even after health officials say it is safe to take them off. The liberal commentator, 79, made the claim on the ABC chat show Thursday, during a segment discussing how the CDC will likely ease its guidance on mask-wearing in the near future. "Personally, I listen to the little voice in my head that doesn't really follow 100% what they tell me because they keep changing it," Behar stated. "A very short time ago, they were saying put the N95 masks on, and now make sure it's..." she added, trailing off, "and now they're saying you don't have to wear them anymore."I'd like to reassure her about covid. Yes, covid is dangerous for the obese, frail, venom-soaked and undoubtedly shrivel-hearted (given the hate she spits up daily) bridge trolls like yourself, but on the plus side, if you caught it... it's just Joy Behar. It's not like we're talking about a dog or ferret or something that brings warmth and charm into the world. It'd be like a snake catching pneumonia. You'd say, "Oh. That's too bad." And then you'd just put it in the trash, and get a new snake. Or maybe you wouldn't bother. It's just a snake, after all. So she should really look it from that perspective, which is to say my perspective, which is the correct one, in which her life is worth less than a snake's and now that I think about it I bet a lot of snakes bring real joy into their owners' lives, so maybe I should have said "ugly bloated worm." Update: And the bloated sow already is violating mask rules.
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Ahem. (Clears throat, taps mic): "Why of course I want public school teachers authorized to 'rap' with my children about their sexual preferences and kinks! Why shouldn't I want that?!?!" BLM organizer pleads guilty to 20 counts of possession of child pornography. As has been repeatedly documented, a huge proportion of BLM and antifa are convicted pedophiles and sex offenders. BLM and antifa are the social clubs of last resort for pedophiles and child-molesters.
A sick Louisiana teacher has pleaded guilty to giving her students cupcakes laced with her husband's sperm. Cynthia Perkins, 36, admitted to a slew of disturbing sex crimes, including child pornography, second-degree rape and mingling of harmful substances, when she took a plea deal in Livingston on Monday. The teacher and her now-ex-husband, Dennis Perkins, were arrested in 2019 on more than 150 sex crime-related charges -- including sexually abusing a child together. Cynthia was also hit with the harmful substance charge after she put Dennis' sperm into cupcakes that she gave to students at Livingston’s Westside Junior High School, authorities said. Under the plea deal, Cynthia had 68 other charges against her dismissed and will have to testify against Dennis at his upcoming trial.
Why do they all look like CNN Producers?
A New Hampshire man that previously organized a North Conway Black Lives Matter protest he called "Skate Away the Hate" pleaded guilty to to 20 counts of possession of child pornography.He organized a... skateboard protest. Which conveniently would be attended by youngsters.
Just one month after the protest took place, DeVries was charged with six counts of possessing child sexual abuse images, one count of possession of psilocybin mushrooms and one count of falsifying physical evidence.Almost every leftwing "organizer" is constantly attempting to organize "the youth." Think of the incentives, there, as far as p3dophiles go: leftwing political organizing is just a hunting ground for them, with a year-'round license.
In regards to the falsifying physical evidence charge, the complaint said that DeVries threw his cellphone from the porch when law enforcement arrived. The images reportedly showed underaged girls in "lewd exhibition" of private parts or engaging in sexual activity, according to the Daily Sun.
Remember when Deep State sources all "confirmed" that Russia would invade Ukraine on Wednesday?
WATCH: State Department spokesman walks back Joe Biden's claim that Russia would invade Ukraine today. Spoiler: Russia didn't invade Ukraine today pic.twitter.com/wUzoZUkfi0
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 16, 2022
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Lia Thomas is the @IvyLeague champion in the 500 free. Her time of 4:37.32 is a new pool record.
Catherine Buroker finishes in second.#FightOnPenn pic.twitter.com/ki2SQdxn6Q
JUST IN: Hillary Clinton is booed and heckled with chants of “lock her up” as she leaves hotel in NYC pic.twitter.com/gCjszS6bQT
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2022 06:06 PM (m9YUR)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. Honker. at February 18, 2022 06:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:08 PM (QCwhW)
I'm not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:08 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:09 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:09 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at February 18, 2022 06:10 PM (2sCft)
Is that some sort of new anti-COVID preventative? Does it mean children no longer need to wear masks in the classroom?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2022 06:10 PM (K5n5d)
I'm still beside myself over the fact that actual pogroms are happening in the neighborhood I, the child of a death camp survivor, felt safe and happy in growing up and coming of age.
I cannot begin to express the level of my rage at this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2022 06:10 PM (s2VJv)
Let's just say the odds of him being molested by daddy are very high.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:11 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: I Love My Classes at February 18, 2022 06:11 PM (TYHl6)
Posted by: I Love My Classes at February 18, 2022 06:11 PM (TYHl6)
Candy dots on paper, if they still exist, maybe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2022 06:12 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:09 PM (GezNK)
He was a dick? I mean, he wasn't Tom Hanks, but I think he was pretty much known for being a dick. I dunno. Those kind of people often find a way to get themselves fatally injured more than others.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 18, 2022 06:12 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: CN at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (ONvIw)
Me neither because I made it up but that was a good one
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2022 06:12 PM (s2VJv)
Heh - game recognizes game. Those dots were too strong for me.
Posted by: I Love My Classes at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (TYHl6)
Yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (KZzsI)
I accept Joy Behar masking. Tis better that way. A sound proof mask would be sublime.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (u82oZ)
was he? Other comics seemed to think he was a real joy.
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (0G13K)
"Look as we explained with Epstein's noose-death that required more force than could be explained with the facts, Fuck You."
--Authorities
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:14 PM (KZzsI)
"Is there worse evil than that which goes in the mask of good?" - High King Math, son of Mathonwy when his vassal reveals himself to be a traitor
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2022 06:14 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 06:13 PM (0G13K)
Is that really an argument for him not being one? I mean... comics?
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (J8ILO)
Ah...that explains it. See when she started giving me a handy she said, "FOR THE CHILDREN!".
I thought it was just something teachers yelled out but now I get it.
Posted by: The Sick Teacher's Husband at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (BFigT)
Even some Democrats now say it's time for Biden to take a cognitive test.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (Hica+)
Strangely that sounds familiar somehow. My grade school teachers used to read Encyclopedia Brown stories to us, I don't remember any of them in detail.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Or a black plastic bag tied tight around here neck
Posted by: Bruce at February 18, 2022 06:15 PM (m9YUR)
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (MzKgG)
I liked those books a lot as a child. These seem to be largely forgotten now though
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (ESjRY)
Can you accelerate your escape from NYC, NY?
I got prayers up for you and the rest of the NY 'rons, Cobs, and ace. Although I expect all of ace's training and Gainzzs means no one bothers him in a bar, and he can sit where he wants.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (u82oZ)
Even some Democrats now say it's time for Biden to take a cognitive test.
Sounds like teachers need to take a cognitive test.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (Hica+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (sAo4d)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:17 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:17 PM (SH2Zi)
Did he have dirt on Hillary?
Posted by: Tin Foil hat aficionado at February 18, 2022 06:17 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nova local at February 18, 2022 06:18 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 18, 2022 06:18 PM (ftFVW)
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please ? pretty please ???
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:18 PM (V13WU)
So if she serves anytime it will be what-a year or two simply for testifying against her now ex husband?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:18 PM (GezNK)
Cry me a fucking river. Try being a Trump supporter in a blue hellhole.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:18 PM (SH2Zi)
yeah it was too many videos for one post, holding it for monday
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 06:19 PM (0G13K)
A more-diverse town I live in adds school holidays for Diwali, Eid, Juneteenth and Lunar New Year
The Lunar New Year? After what china did to us?
WTF is this Country coming to?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2022 06:19 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:17 PM (ESjRY)
What's weird is where people choose to mask here: Liquor store- NO masks. Grocery store- around half.
Like one of them there compare and contrasts, it is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:19 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (3TihK)
BTW, I'm as much an expert on this as that Chicago (?ER) doc in the Chauvin trial was in his testimoney, er, testimony.
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (SofHK)
Damn, I was hoping the drugs were kicking in. Think I got burned.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (qpX6U)
So...it isn't a surprise that the most extreme leftists are also the most likely to have the most "transgressive" sexual tastes...like kids or "puppy play"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:18 PM (SH2Zi)
Yeah, crocodile tears bro. If it were the other way around you would be crowing about how you were going to stamp the wingnuts into extinction.
Fuck commies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (QCwhW)
==
We will find you, you'd be the ones wearing a mask.
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (V13WU)
**
Go to school board meetings.
Demand to see the Election Year Science that has them removing masks from children now but that couldn't remove them last year when cases were lower.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 06:21 PM (CM8Oa)
The GOPe is the stupid self-centered party. They chose corruption for themselves over a better society for all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gibson Girl at February 18, 2022 06:21 PM (KXY4V)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 06:20 PM (vrz2I)
Damn. I had skimmed over that one. Well, I am not a huge fan of cake anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:22 PM (QCwhW)
Also: Adult pretender bryan cranston is the Hollywood Celery Douche Bag of the Week.
First of all, Breaking Bad wasn't all that great. It's good; that's all. Cranston is not a very good actor. He did good as Walter White. Everything else he was okay; mediocre, especially Malcolm in the Middle.
Cranston is a Mental Defective. He is a weirdo. He will Bob Saget himself soon, believe me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:22 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (ESjRY)
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Which is a crying shame. I'm 29 years old (give or take 18 years) and they are *still* great books. They are intended for younger readers, but Alexander doesn't talk down to the reader at all. His use of language is masterful.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 18, 2022 06:23 PM (K5n5d)
The people who don't think Biden needs to take a cognitive test... need to take a cognitive test.
Biden is more mush than human or machine.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2022 06:23 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Gibson Girl at February 18, 2022 06:21 PM (KXY4V)
Hell, the official symptoms for covid could also include multiple skull fractures. It seemed like everything was a sign of covid there for a while.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:23 PM (QCwhW)
>>>it's just Joy Behar. It's not like we're talking about a dog or ferret or something that brings warmth and charm into the world.
lol
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:23 PM (SH2Zi)
Bryan Schott is a reporter with the Salt Lake Tribune, not the Washing Post. I received one of those emails, myself.
Posted by: Half Dozen at February 18, 2022 06:23 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 18, 2022 06:24 PM (ESjRY)
And who knows where that semen was before it got into the cakes.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:24 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2022 06:24 PM (Vr12I)
If the family/publicist kept their stupid mouths shut and didn't release a stupid statement of lies, nobody would really give a shit about how bob saget died.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (jaEX4)
I'm so sick of these narrative builders who are now trying to claim that nobody could have seen this coming. Everybody knew.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (6mvRv)
And who knows where that semen was before it got into the cakes.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:24 PM (qpX6U)
*snort* *golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: fd at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (vrz2I)
Yeah, I've always heard Saget was a really nice guy, too.
Of course, he was real tight with Norm MacDonald and Artie Lang. Might have had a gambling problem that caught up to him, those other two guys sure did.
In the end, nobody will ever know. The family and the cops both seem to want the story to just go away, so it will.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (SKVme)
welcome to our world, asshole
Posted by: DB - disgraced women's curling official at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: me at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (9p+wn)
He needs a visit from Harry Reids gang. Or a Brute Squad that defends freedom. Unlike the RCMP goons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:26 PM (u82oZ)
I just cannot seem to shut up and let stupid stuff slide. You'd think after 56 years even someone like me could learn but apparently not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 06:26 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 18, 2022 06:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (2JoB8)
Is Cranston's career beginning to languish? That often explains actor behavior.
Posted by: kraken
Perhaps like Jim Carrey?
My theory is that both Bryan Cranston and Jim Carrey fancy themselves Master Thespians and super intelligent authorities on all matters. So when they don't get the recognition, praise, and roles they feel they deserve, they Act Out.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (jaEX4)
That helps....
...me decide who I'm not going to vote for.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (fs1hN)
Hah!
Also, Joy, maybe triple mask with a couple of layers of plastic wrap between the masks. Can't be too careful, now!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (5pTK/)
I'm so sick of these narrative builders who are now trying to claim that nobody could have seen this coming. Everybody knew.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, it's ridiculous. The guy's eye exploded during the Dem debate. This is only a surprise if you knew nothing about Brandon until this week.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Wicklow at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (uH65w)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Gibson Girl at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (KXY4V)
I thought they were girding for war
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official, now on sabbatical at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (geLO8)
Just kill them both and be done with it.
MAPs go on the wall.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (3cGpq)
I just cannot seem to shut up and let stupid stuff slide. You'd think after 56 years even someone like me could learn but apparently not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)
I appreciated you standing up for the 'ettes, for what it's worth.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: I am not Whoopie Goldberg at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (QCwhW)
I don't think that happened w Saget.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (jTmQV)
I think he was beaten to death
secret life, that kind of shit
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official, now on sabbatical at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (ESjRY)
I was able to find a really beat up set of those in paperback. Very rare. I've re-read a couple, carefully. they are really neat, even as a 29 year old.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (x8Wzq)
not too old but this may be his last big show
don't think he wants to go out on a nothingburger
my guess is he's got some hole cards he aint showing
fingers doubled crossed
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (63Dwl)
In before ace declares a THREADWINNER.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (aCgRi)
Also...he was a walking heart attack. He had a 95% stenosis of his left main coronary artery.
He was on several drugs which alone and in combination can produce dizziness.
I think he slipped in the bathroom, fell back and caught the side of his face causing the orbital fracture, then onto the back of his head. He had a lot of intracranial blood, particularly around his cerebellum.
Having had this kind of fall myself...which caused a subdural hematoma requiring surgery...I can assure you, you aren't aware of the bleeding into your skull. There is no pain with that. I think he got up, made it to the bed, and laid back on the bed...and died.
Posted by: Dantes at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (fVKtH)
"The hatred for Democrats is just unbelievable," said Tim Holohan
Another flashback from 2010. We heard the exact same thing. You'll remember when Democrats cancelled their town-hall meetings because people were "shouting them down" and behaving "un-civil" like.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (jaEX4)
He chose poorly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (MzKgG)
Cock of the block.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (SH2Zi)
They wouldn't even let him out of his fucking basement. They kept him locked up like a gimp.
Hillary lost because she didn't go to a couple midwest swing states but Biden got 81 million votes by not going anywhere. Otay, Buckwheat.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM
I'm going with the Bob Crane theory until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (aCgRi)
So Hillary is still to old fat and weak to climb into a suburban?
Scooby van ?
Easier to toss her into
Posted by: Yo! at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (oLg1l)
That was no headboard injury. Not even if he was with a man as virile as the Paolo.
how do we say? No homo.
Posted by: Paolo at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official, returned from sabbatical and rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (geLO8)
It got so bad for Democrats in 2010, they conned the Shithead Republicans into sitting next to them at obama's SOTU!
Remember that?
It was for "unity!" and "civility in politics."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: CN at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (Ez6QX)
You know what to do. Unleash the hugs.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (SH2Zi)
Something definitely very strange going on regarding Sagats's death.
I think he was beaten to death
secret life, that kind of shit
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official, now on sabbatical at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM
I know it's only February, but Saget appears to have a lock on 2022 Bob Crane Award
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (x8Wzq)
think it will come back this summer, infecting mostly the vaxxed
the vax wears off very quickly
if you are licky
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2022 06:24 PM (Vr12I)
Or he is a blithering idiot
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (qpX6U)
@SchottHappens
It sure does, you Schott Head.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2022 06:29 PM (63Dwl)
Remember Marge Schott?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (QCwhW)
i saw commenters point out that you can have some kind of hematoma (is that what we're talking about?) and die hours or day later. I'm fine with that.
but i dunno, all the fractures, you'd think that if this was a slow death he'd have gotten an ambulance or called his doctor. The pain must have been tough.
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (8FXia)
Fell onto a camera tripod.
Posted by: Flying Purpleback
repeatedly, until dead
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official, returned from sabbatical and rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (geLO8)
Newsflash: Trump didn't lose. Republicans limited Dem inroads because Trump made new ones. Winning does that.
But new executive orders/"laws" were chasing votes while Dominion et al was counting them.
And history will still report that Biden received more affirmative votes than any candidate, ever, and that his campaign was simply inspirational and, um, smart.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:33 PM (V13WU)
I think all the ettes should take over a thread and bash guys for a while, just to show what its like. I mean, fair's fair right?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:33 PM (KZzsI)
DOCTOR Jill would never allow it, and if he took the test, the results might leak.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2022 06:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JROD at February 18, 2022 06:33 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)
Stop. I argued with you. Aggressively. You never said a single word that merits an apology. It was simply a debate.
You don't drink. But if you did, you'd be welcome to my cooler. So quit it.
Be nice to have a neighbor that was interested in good argument. I get bored.
Posted by: I Love My Classes at February 18, 2022 06:33 PM (TYHl6)
So, there you go.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 18, 2022 06:34 PM (sAo4d)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 06:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:08 PM (QCwhW)
6 So what's the theory as to why Bob Saget would have been beaten up till he died?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:09 PM (GezNK)
autoerotic BDSM
Posted by: I am not Whoopie Goldberg at February 18, 2022 06:34 PM (6Pupv)
Nobody listens to women.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:34 PM (MscNg)
That could be fun!
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:34 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Dantes at February 18, 2022 06:30 PM (fVKtH)
If that's the case why is his Family getting a Judge to keep the autopsy from being released
Posted by: It's me donna at February 18, 2022 06:34 PM (J8ILO)
Sass AtC. Or nurse ratched. Or Ben Had. Or Jewells45.
Uh, can I have your stuff?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (u82oZ)
The clot shot comedian got a fracture and she just fell onto the floor. So it is possible.
But...his injuries do sound worse then that.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (V13WU)
Try putting up a Trump sign in front of your house in Portland and see what happens to you.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (GezNK)
MAPs go on the wall.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:28 PM (MscNg)
That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (SH2Zi)
And garrett.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Goofy cop theories sure don't help make it seem like a fall though.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (ESjRY)
"He hit his head" and "thought nothing of it" and "went to bed."
That's what we were told. Those exact words.
Reality: He broke his fucking eye socket. The back of his head was cracked.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: It's me donna
This. They want to protect his legacy - I don't blame them - but this sounds like a homicide to me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: DB - reinstated women's curling official, returned from sabbatical and rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (lCui1)
I hear that, and thanks. You're right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (KZzsI)
Much like a puppy, ace is tiny and covered in fur.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (MscNg)
Wait...why are you all looking at me like that? The little girl? Uh...she's just a friend. Totally platonic. Just ask the monkey!
Posted by: The map from Dora the Explorer at February 18, 2022 06:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (Irn0L)
Ooh, a sammich thread! Then a breakout session for pillow fights in bras and panties.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)
The Croc Theists were a horrific schism I thought had been exterminated in the 5th century.
*shakes head sadly*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I think Norway is leading. Lousy vikings!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: kraken at February 18, 2022 06:32 PM (Vr12I)
Which reminds me- it's the 50th anniversary of "The Godfather" this year.
Yes, people have been making offers that can't be refused for a half century now...
When we saw it while dating, my husband wouldn't let me watch the horse head scene. The rest I guess he hadn't been warned about.
Posted by: sal at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (bJKUl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
It's called marriage.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM (Hica+)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (V13WU)
*snaps thong*
Posted by: acetta at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (O6DoG)
The one question I wish the cops would clarify. Did Saget talk about having any damaging info on Hillary?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (7RvOV)
All the 'ettes have to do is discuss the maturity level in the modern male.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (63Dwl)
(slaps forehead...)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM
Which spills over into a pool of baby oil.
And ends with Victory Tits.
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Willie Sutton, Bank Robber at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: ace
My degree in engineering makes me think that unless the headboard was made out of an old steam engine, it is unlikely to crack skull.
If they said the toilet or the corner of a wood stove, I could maybe see. But the headboard? They aren't even trying
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (6Pupv)
Anyway, all this to say I believe he passed out, and cracked his skull in the bathroom and then when he came to decided he needed some rest. I'd be pinning it on the "vaccine" booster.
Posted by: InCali at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (eFvmN)
Apparently, the kid had gone to a KISS concert and had been hit in the head by someone's flying boot. When he went home, he told his mother about the incident, said he had a headache, fell asleep on the couch and never woke up.
So yeah, it happens, but the fractures are bizarre.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (QYPq3)
Fine. I'll do myself.
Saget was killed in the bathroom by the maid using a dildo shaped candle stick
Posted by: Beartooth at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (8KgiH)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (1VG7x)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Never, in the history of political campaigns, has a candidate hid from the press and public the way Biden did.
And yet he garnered a vote larger than Obama's in '08 and '12.
#pullmyotherleg
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM
Like all the ladies in false beards at a good stoning?
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (ftFVW)
Ace:
But seriously, I've always disliked Tom Hanks -- including on Bosom Buddies. The only think I think I liked him in was Volunteers. What a Low Energy Jeb of an actor. Dead eyes, like a shark's eyes.
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (QCwhW)
So, like any other day.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Mark Berndt, CA teacher at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (5P6Lv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at February 18, 2022 06:40 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Jeffy E at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Isaac Kappy at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson! at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:08 PM (QCwhW)
Nah. I'm thinking there were one or more prostitutes in the room and things went... sideways.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (SH2Zi)
**
Confirmed by Pennsylvania and Wisconsin determining that there were millions of illegal votes cast via unconstitutional dropboxes
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (CM8Oa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (QCwhW)
biden is on live?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (Irn0L)
So, good, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (4tP3Q)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (QCwhW)
Batchelor Party.
And Adrian Zmed really outshined him. Also. The donkey.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (5pTK/)
Tom Petty played several concerts on a broken hip. He was well medicated, though, until he was too well medicated. And then he was dead.
Posted by: huerfano at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Max Power at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
By a father. With cause.
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)
It was a full house.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (5s1jz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (ESjRY)
He's a guy who publicly and voluntarily associated himself with a political party that openly supports rioters, arsonists, murderers, women who kill their kids and the alleged doctors that support them, people who think surgery can change their sex and the doctors who support them, pedophiles, perverts of all stripes, and criminal cartels...
... and he wonders why people hate him?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (IlgG0)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Flying Purpleback gp at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM (qpX6U)
Can't say I liked it, as in in oh boy is this great, but it was a well-done movie. It's one I've seen twice actually.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Nah. I'm thinking there were one or more prostitutes in the room and things went... sideways.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Cameraman: Hey, I think you smacked him in the head with that baseball bat too hard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (QCwhW)
Can you accelerate your escape from NYC, NY?
I got prayers up for you and the rest of the NY 'rons, Cobs, and ace. Although I expect all of ace's training and Gainzzs means no one bothers him in a bar, and he can sit where he wants.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:16 PM (u82oZ)
June July. Fixed in stone. We'll be fine until then.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (s2VJv)
they still appreciate their husbands chasing them around the house once in a while.
Except not with a pair of ice tongs yelling pirana. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (u82oZ)
Wait until we bring the dogs.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (yQpMk)
Your momma sure did.
Posted by: The Paolo at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (arTnq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2022 06:41 PM (ZSK0i)
sounds legit, did they find him in Vegas ?
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (V13WU)
She still has time to work a gator into the story...I'm pulling for Florida Woman.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (MscNg)
It's not unprecedented. The Spanish-American war, for example.
I don't have an answer for this. On one hand, American Media have used media to shape public opinion for as long as man could read print.
On the other hand, well - there is no other hand. I'd like every profane, obnoxious, anti-whatever opinion to hit the Internet. Because some of those opinions are mine. And I don't trust the refs. And certainly not those helpful Karens that call for the refs.
Posted by: I Love My Classes at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (TYHl6)
A limited Russian offensive in Eastern Ukraine is a lot more plausible than blitzing into Kiev.
And, after all, Biden said that that would be OK.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (I2/tG)
Re: Behar
It's clear all those Media Totalitarians fully realize they are "Influencers" in these stupid times we live in. They've embraced their roles as shameless propagandists.
Time after time we have Ocular Proof of their sheer, blatant, obnoxious Hypocrisy and they just don't care.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (jaEX4)
I do have a great husband but he hasn't had his testosterone
levels checked, just expensive heart related tests.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (GezNK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
On fire.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (7RvOV)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (s2VJv)
shedding NY city for Middle America....you ready ?
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (XSRBF)
Well then. I guess Joke Blowhard, I mean Behar needs something along the lines of the mask in The Man in the Iron Mask.
Can't be too careful you know...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (LOlIj)
I prefer to think of it as reliable.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (QCwhW)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:35 PM (V13WU)
nahh...
https://tinyurl.com/yc6662fr
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 18, 2022 06:45 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 18, 2022 06:46 PM (yQpMk)
*******
ace, 100% pure cocaine kicks like a mule. I'll have my plug (it's not that twink garrett, but straight garrett) give you a call.
TTFN
Posted by: zombie bob saget at February 18, 2022 06:46 PM (D+zRW)
So both my kids have staple scars on the back of there heads from jumping on there bed and hitting the headboard.
Posted by: redchief at February 18, 2022 06:46 PM (Kab4E)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 06:46 PM (KFhLj)
Authentic frontier gibberish?
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2022 06:47 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 18, 2022 06:39 PM
I've got Monday on my bingo card. Perfect day for Putin to rub an invasion into Joey's soft serve.
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 06:47 PM (aCgRi)
Posted by: In Reel Life
I'm gonna stop you at ""told his mother,...."
Isn't it strange that in 99% of incidents explained to mothers, the kid is an innocent bystander?
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 06:47 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:47 PM (KZzsI)
I categorically denied you danced in Go-Go boots. So no worries.
You have too much grace and class for that. But waltzing with your husband, sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bert G at February 18, 2022 06:48 PM (aCgRi)
The last thing he did was hand his oboe to the concertmaster. Then sank to the stage.
If you know anything about the oboe, it creates a lot of cranial pressure when you play it (sometimes even when you listen to it).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
William_Bennett_(oboist)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 18, 2022 06:48 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 06:44 PM (LOlIj)
That's the way to get the party started.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 06:48 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: runner at February 18, 2022 06:43 PM (V13WU)
Nope, Orlando.
So, this story needs something Disney related to go with the prosties...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 18, 2022 06:49 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Max Power at February 18, 2022 06:42 PM (QCc6B)
It seemed he was well loved by his fellow comedians and TV crew based on their unsolicited comments after his death.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 06:49 PM (7RvOV)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 06:49 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news
True story: For what ever reason, Cranston was on the cover of something like Tiger Beat. Maybe early 80's?
Also, I like BB in spite of Cranston. I hated him and his wife.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 06:49 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, drive-by Honker at February 18, 2022 06:49 PM (bPH26)
249 Jane D'oh
I categorically denied you danced in Go-Go boots. So no worries.
You have too much grace and class for that. But waltzing with your husband, sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:47 PM (u82oZ)
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You're a dear, but I was a member of a professional theater company in ATL for eight years. Dancing in go go boots would be tame.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 06:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:50 PM (u82oZ)
https://nitter.net/TheMarieOakes/status/1494820442112147457
Posted by: Dogbert at February 18, 2022 06:50 PM (90cx5)
Sidebar: So this may be the Davoisie sending a warning shot across the bows of their Chinese Communist business partners. Personally I hope the Chinese communists just seize their assets -- f**k 'em.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 06:50 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:27 PM (u82oZ)
I've wondered why Putin doesn't release all of the info.
Posted by: Clutch at February 18, 2022 06:50 PM (CJGso)
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Perhaps rainmandodo has been hired on...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: flounder,
Srsly
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (lCui1)
Incidentally, compare and contrast the Canadian gestapo today to the the police in 2020 literally kneeling before the rioters.
Remember the kneeling from all the cops? They were kneeling down to the rioters. And mitt romney joined in.
They don't care when we catch them in their hypocrisy. They are way beyond Shame and Accountability.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (jaEX4)
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Greg Kinnear is very good as Crane. Almost too good - it took me a long time to not think of him as a sociopathic sex freak.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Slapweasel at February 18, 2022 06:52 PM (Ckg4U)
!!!! Story time at a MoMeet with you would be very interesting. Because you have stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:52 PM (u82oZ)
He seems to love to play really twisted individuals, and does it well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (nJ7Jw)
This is idiocy on stilts - obviously this can't hold or the office of the Presidency becomes little more than some clerk doing whatever Mehta's court decides is cilvily allowable. In essence, this shit for brains makes himself President.
How oh how did anyone in their right mind make someone this devoid of the thought processes necessary to live a Federal Court Judge - the man should be in a fucking mental institution, not on the Federal Bench.
Posted by: Boswell at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (5iUNf)
The hatred for Democrats is just unbelievable," said Tim Holohan, an accountant based in rural McKean County who recently encouraged his daughter to get rid of a pro-Joe Biden bumper sticker. "I feel like we're on the run."
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!
*deep breath*.
Hahahahahahaha.
*wipes eyes*
Hahahahahahaha. What a day.
Posted by: LASue at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Putin and Joe already agreed to slice up Ukraine like Molotov-Ribbentrop. US gives arms to Ukraine to keep the spice flowing to defense contractors. Ukraine not in NATO, but is better armed plus additional graft opportunities for family and friends of Joe. Win-win.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (fs1hN)
https://nitter.net/TheMarieOakes/status/1494820442112147457
Posted by: Dogbert
Gonna be great when some Mountie is getting his ass kicked and no one bothers to help them. I still hope the truckers never go to Canada ever again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2022 06:53 PM (Irn0L)
During the second fake impeachment witch trial, a video montage of all the Democrats screaming for insurrection was played. The Democrats laughed!
They Do Not Care when they are exposed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (u82oZ)
I would have found it incredibly odd if a Teacher had brought in food for the class.
Wouldn't trust it, either.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (MscNg)
Hmmmm....
Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (lxd0n)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (O6DoG)
People have said the same thing about Mark Harmon's portrayal of Ted Bundy. "He was too good at it."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (x8Wzq)
D whiner. "ohhh the hatred for D's is so mean"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (3cGpq)
!!!! Story time at a MoMeet with you would be very interesting. Because you have stories.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:52 PM (u82oZ)
Lol. I actually performed and was friends with some people who went on to be pretty famous. I was dating D'oh during the last couple of years, and he was my biggest fan. Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (qnVBz)
I'm no pathologist, and I'm no mathematician, but that sure sounds like at least two impacts, if not three. Definitely not just one."
Not weighing in one weigh
or another on what really happened, but...
When I stumbled and fell down stairs last July, I was made quite aware on impact of how, when flailing helplessly, the noggin is just a big deadweight bowling ball, bouncing off everything. I just slammed down once, but I can imagine how many a fall must involve bouncing off one thing and then off another. It's not always just one smash like with that Morning Joe guy's victim.
Sherlock will sort this out.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and lived at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (LImvu)
Not so much now, eh?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Guy never got the hint that we didn't really want him hanging around.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Sunday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (O6DoG)
People have said the same thing about Mark Harmon's portrayal of Ted Bundy. "He was too good at it."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (x8Wzq)
A former girlfriend is beyond certain that Dwight Yoakam was an abusive husband/ boyfriend in real life based on his Sling Blade role.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (7RvOV)
They don't care when we catch them in their hypocrisy. They are way beyond Shame and Accountability.
Posted by: Soothsayer,
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A consequence of being bereft of any identifiable morality, or sense of personal responsibility.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2022 06:57 PM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: klaftern at February 18, 2022 06:57 PM (taPSh)
Canada just hit Robert Heinlein's Bad Luck.
If you have skills, are a productive worker, or an innovator, you should leave Canada now.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 06:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (qnVBz)
I was waiting for you to weigh in. The whole thing sounds so hinky.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 06:57 PM (c2zke)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 06:58 PM (ptqGC)
A teacher's husband jerks off into the cake batter and she serves it up to the students and SMOD is a no show?
Posted by: Holy wow at February 18, 2022 06:58 PM (1SiPd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Sunday.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (XSRBF)
Thanks. Sounds like a plan to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 18, 2022 06:58 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 06:58 PM (qnVBz)
I still hate Dwight based on that role. I've known guys like that, and he nailed that shit. Totally irrational on my part, of course. I'm literally hating this dude for being excellent at his job.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 06:59 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 18, 2022 06:59 PM (R/m4+)
I'm having a hard time not hating the assholes who voted for Dementia Joe.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Clutch
Are you kidding? and miss out on this opportunity? Why get in the way when your enemy is destroying themselves.
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (6Pupv)
We need to keep Biden in place as long as we can without him getting us all killed. He "won" the democrat primary which in theory means he is their best person for the job. He is as terrible as every non retard knew he was going to be and the implication is that every other democrat is even worse. He is dragging all of America down but most of his damage has been inflicted on his own party.
On all social media platforms we need to stop using FJB, Brandon and other monikers and start to criticize him by saying "Biden and the democrats". So that independents get it ingrained in their minds that Biden isn't working alone. This boat anchor needs to be tied around all of their fucking necks.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Putin rolls in as the Closing Ceremony gets underway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (XSRBF)
So Hillary is still to old fat and weak to climb into a suburban?
Scooby van ?
Easier to toss her into
Posted by: Yo! at February 18, 2022 06:31 PM
Not too heavy for us to carry across the finish line in 2024!
Posted by: 81 million totally legitimate votes at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (NCgXW)
Purchases may be made at their official store.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)
The scalp bleeds like stink and skull fractures like that create a bloodbath.
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Yeah. I've seen it happen. Blood everywhere. I mean *everywhere.* Lots and lots of blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (SKVme)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 06:33 PM
The 'Rons have cooties! Teeny-tiny, unmanly cooties! *flips pigtails over shoulder and flounces off*
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 18, 2022 07:00 PM (MzsZz)
Yes, Judge in a Civil Trial says he can be sued for all the Jan 6 stuff... even when he said to go and PEACEFULLY protest...
Being President does not matter, because Jan 6 was an insurrection.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 06:59 PM (KFhLj)
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I've watched more than a few movies where actors really nailed their role and told my wife, "You know that actor got hate mail."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 18, 2022 07:01 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: flounder,
Srsly
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February
Yep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 18, 2022 07:01 PM (g1jh1)
Putin and Joe already agreed to slice up Ukraine like Molotov-Ribbentrop. US gives arms to Ukraine to keep the spice flowing to defense contractors. Ukraine not in NATO, but is better armed plus additional graft opportunities for family and friends of Joe. Win-win.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
[x] rich
[x] king
[ ] rules everything
Putin will not be satisfied until he puts the ussr back together. I think Ukraine is a diversion, his real target are the Baltic states. Then Poland.
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:02 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:02 PM (LOlIj)
Hilarious because they all hate conservatives.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 18, 2022 07:02 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 18, 2022 07:02 PM (Xrfse)
Cynthia was also hit with the harmful substance charge after she put Dennis' sperm into cupcakes that she gave to students at Livingston's Westside Junior High School, authorities said.
Teacher of the year?
I think they mean Ejaculate, unless, you know, she's also a skilled lab scientist who can seperate the sperms from the ejaculate.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:03 PM (jaEX4)
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I would enjoy reading their complaints about their husbands avoiding sex. That would be a pretty amusing thread.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:03 PM (CM8Oa)
I made a nice dinner last night, served my husband, and had to go lie down. This is insane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 07:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2022 07:03 PM (3cGpq)
Interesting how ejaculate can be both a noun and a verb, and pronounced differently, but same word.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (jaEX4)
right. well with stairs, it's easy for me to imagine multiple impacts "bouncing around." I'm having trouble thinking of how you can do this in a hotel room.
A commenter brought up the fall backwards in shower/then slam your head forward into sink possibility. I guess, but... if that didn't knock him out immediately, why didn't he call 911? That sounds gnarly AF.
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (0G13K)
D whiner. "ohhh the hatred for D's is so mean"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (3cGpq)
Leftists are always so wonderfully lucky in picking their enemies. Christian, turn the other cheek and all that. Nonleftists are hunted down and killed in leftist enclaves. Leftists are very slightly inconvenienced in the sparsely populated non-leftist rural areas.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (bYTQR)
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So then when Biden told his supporters about his biggest fraud machine in history...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (CM8Oa)
Not trying to get all neo-confederate, but I guess a case could be made for Lee's 1862 and 63 campaigns.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Government Skool Teacher at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 06:51 PM (O6DoG)
He's an actor, of course he's a sociopathic sex freak.
Posted by: InCali at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (eFvmN)
Cry me a fucking river. Try being a Trump supporter in a blue hellhole.
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Exactly. Being a Trump supporter in a blue hellhole and daring to even have a sticker on your car would guarantee your car was demolished with a strong chance you yourself would be attacked in some fashion.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
He did take an IQ test. It came back negative.
Bah dum dum Tsss.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (rz+/y)
At least they weren't threatening them with using their reins as whips.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: lurk at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (MIODZ)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:03 PM (CM8Oa)
I worked with this woman, horny little minx, was always complaining about her husband not meeting her needs. He was into triathlons and nothing more. Poor girl.
Went to the sex shop with her and another office hottie. That was instructive to young flounder.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Kung pow at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (veBeY)
So, under this precedent, it looks like Ukraine and Russia can civilly sue Biden, for his war rhetoric, which has hurt both Russia (sanctions) and Ukraine (currency took a hit).
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (oHd/0)
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That fucking guy.
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 06:37 PM
Don't be so hard on him. At least not until you've walked a mile in his Crocs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)
Easy. Just say the magic words, "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (ELgVT)
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Then that confirms my take that nothing is going to happen.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Holy wow at February 18, 2022 06:58 PM (1SiPd)
WASTF
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (OX9vb)
How long before Mitt Romney joins in?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (fs1hN)
maybe something like that, but again if he's bashed his head that bad, he doesn't call 911? He just goes to bed?
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)
https://is.gd/c36w0C
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (a8b7P)
-end of story
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (0OP+5)
If that was the case though, they would have said so.
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (6Pupv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 06:56 PM (qnVBz)
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He tried to pay in sperm-filled cupcakes
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (O6DoG)
They Do Not Care when they are exposed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 06:54 PM (jaEX4)
Hint: they want to be exposed. It shows how much power they have.
Posted by: InCali at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (eFvmN)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (sVtYq)
Been walking around the last 3 months with my new Ballcap on... says 'You stay safe, I'll stay free'.
Yes, some dirty looks, but at 6 ft 223 lbs with a grey pony tail and goatee... I can get away with it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (oHd/0)
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This comes up now and then, as a lateral observation, what ad agency thought up using Ray Liotta for a Chantix ad? Creepy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (GBHAb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 07:08 PM (GezNK)
You would have thought she'd use it in the Frosting?
It loses all its nutritional value when you cook it, you know.
Posted by: Shep Smith at February 18, 2022 07:08 PM (MscNg)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 18, 2022 07:08 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 07:08 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 18, 2022 06:58 PM (qnVBz)
You can't stop the signal Mal. If there was blood, it would be seen by solution/ ultraviolet light . No cleaning would have been good enough. Probably didn't do the testing.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 07:08 PM (7RvOV)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:09 PM (jaEX4)
Luminol!
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 07:09 PM (MscNg)
Might have been a really stupid plan. They are polling lower than herpes.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 18, 2022 07:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 18, 2022 07:07 PM (O6DoG)
Nah, man. That I could respect. The man tried to pay me in Canadian currency.
Posted by: The Pimp at February 18, 2022 07:10 PM (QYPq3)
It was either Mayhem or Misadventure.
"Flukes" are like coincidences in matters such as this -- rare and often not true.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:10 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: Kung pow at February 18, 2022 07:10 PM (veBeY)
I've wondered why Putin doesn't release all of the info.
Because the truth is that President Zheimer and his crackhead son were both working for _him_ during the Obama administration and he's busy using their corruption against both the US and Ukraine.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at February 18, 2022 07:10 PM (c80gr)
Posted by: blake
Playing the villain can really be an honor.
In a more innocent era... Margaret Hamilton was always proud of her role as the Wicked Witch, so much so that she asked her obituary be headlined "The Wicked Witch is Dead."
And she was so sweet.
https://youtu.be/vEY5EkUR6_M
"I really was very thrilled."
Posted by: mindful webworker - and sometimes uncomfortable at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (LImvu)
Posted by: just a thought at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (gDnIv)
"Flukes" are like coincidences in matters such as this -- rare and often not true.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:10 PM (jaEX4)
Madame Mayhem did it? Damn, watch out for the Ettes!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (oHd/0)
maybe something like that, but again if he's bashed his head that bad, he doesn't call 911? He just goes to bed?
Posted by: ace at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (0G13K)
They have cameras all over the place.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (7RvOV)
Exactly. Being a Trump supporter in a blue hellhole and daring to even have a sticker on your car would guarantee your car was demolished with a strong chance you yourself would be attacked in some fashion.
Posted by: Lady in Black at Febru
I use to see some show on CBSNBC or whatever going into some restaurant undercover and having someone say a bunch of racist things and people stick up for the person being picked on. I wan't to see them go into an antifa rally wearing a MAGA hat and then get back to me.
I think I've told this story before but in Solvang my friend had her Trump sign thrown in her bushes by her neighbors that she knows. A gay couple from LA that aren't very tolerant themselves obviously Her other neighbor that is paralyzed and in a wheelchair saw them do it and came out the next morning and yelled at them to pick up the sign and put it back. He shamed them and they don't walk their dog past her house anymore.
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (c2zke)
Posted by: Rothko at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 07:12 PM (geLO8)
Yeah, the story has been told but Bruce Dern got so much flack for shooting John Wayne in the back in The Cowboys that his daughter was hated at school for years. Dern is, like James Spader, almost too good at playing a rotten guy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 07:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: I am not Montel Williams at February 18, 2022 07:02 PM (6Pupv)
Those are NATO states. So, no I don't think so. Americans don't care about Ukraine. They also, probably don't care about the Baltics, but they do care about the abject defeat it would be for the US if NATO is defeated.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2022 07:12 PM (fs1hN)
"Flukes" are like coincidences in matters such as this -- rare and often not true.
Posted by: Soothsayer,
I had nothing to do with this!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:12 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 18, 2022 07:12 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
I'm a moderate fan and saw him a few years ago. Rarely have I seen a performer hold the audience in the palm of his hand like that guy. Really good on stage.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:13 PM (rz+/y)
Luminol damages DNA though, they prefer not to use it unless necessary. There are other chemicals now, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 07:13 PM (KZzsI)
Harper was a quite good PM. Canada chose poorly when they replaced him. Which shows the corruption inherent in the Canadian Parliament.
PM Trudeau is a twisted, gormless, semi-upper class twit with delusions of adequacy and anger issuers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 18, 2022 07:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2022 07:14 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Kung pow at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (veBeY)
They have cameras all over the place.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 07:11 PM (7RvOV)
Don't some hotels know when your door is opened? They have logs of when and if it's opened from the inside or a key is used?
Posted by: CaliGirl at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (c2zke)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Skip at February 18, 2022 07:16 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (KFhLj)
Some people just want to watch the world hurl.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 07:16 PM (SH2Zi)
How dare you, sir! How dare you!!!
(of course I'm sure it's already been said)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at February 18, 2022 07:16 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2022 07:04 PM (sVtYq)
Though every time I wear my Babylon Bee t shirt I get a compliment or two.
Theory: blue areas aren't actually blue, it's just the voting officials are blue or so to speak.
Posted by: InCali at February 18, 2022 07:17 PM (eFvmN)
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I really don't understand why. It sounds like a lot of work.- collect the semen, then bake cupcakes.
Was it for some sort of Aleister Crowley type magick spell?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 07:17 PM (lCui1)
I better not say what I'd do next.....
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 18, 2022 07:17 PM (fs1hN)
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I don't know about her getting hate mail, but I seem to recall Margaret Hamilton (who was by all accounts an extremely sweet women) saying it hurt her thinking that kids hated her for her Wicked Witch of the West role.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 18, 2022 07:17 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:17 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 07:18 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2022 07:18 PM (pNxlR)
https://is.gd/c36w0C
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (a8b7P)
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That really does look like an attempt by the cops to provoke a violent response from the protesters. What other reason could they have for this behavior?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 07:19 PM (geLO8)
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Dead Katsopolis bounce.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:19 PM (UHVv4)
Was it for some sort of Aleister Crowley type magick spell?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 18, 2022 07:17 PM (lCui1)
Ummmmmmm....Yes.
Aunt Flo's Pizza is next.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 18, 2022 07:20 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 18, 2022 07:15 PM (BFigT)
Unless we get a veteran's discount this year we are cancelling.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 18, 2022 07:20 PM (NtALL)
Posted by: just read the side bar at February 18, 2022 07:20 PM (gDnIv)
Posted by: Kanadian Kop Kommando at February 18, 2022 07:20 PM (iSKMZ)
Posted by: t-bird at February 18, 2022 07:20 PM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2022 07:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:21 PM (CM8Oa)
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT : The O'Jays
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Vir6swQpfbY
Posted by: garrett at February 18, 2022 07:21 PM (MscNg)
JUST IN: Hillary Clinton is booed and heckled with chants of "lock her up" as she leaves hotel in NYC
Good!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2022 07:21 PM (pNxlR)
"You want to see a genuine smile, look at my hideous Joker rictus grin!"
--Tater Stelter
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 18, 2022 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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You aren't contacting them every time something is even slightly late I see.
They are paying me for my membership. I suspect I get $5 credits every week or two, and I get every third $10-$15 item free.
Hint: Motor oil leaks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Hey, remember the conspiracy theories about collecting your DNA from the PCR tests? at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (CM8Oa)
https://is.gd/Wx6YZc
Interesting report from Vox Day about the consequences of government action against the bank accounts of those that donated to the Freedom Convoy.
https://is.gd/MIqyF3
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (hVqGz)
The cupcake baker would be taken out and have cupcake wrappers crammed down her filthy throat until she expires.
That's the nicest she ought to be treated.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (LOlIj)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 18, 2022 07:23 PM (jxmu6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I suspect that there is some correlation between typecasting, and the actor's actually personality. If you want an actor to play a looney tune, it's probably valid to hire an actor that *is* a looney tune.
She has her defenders, of course (early career), but Joan Crawford comes to mind. Crispin Glover? Randy Quaid?Plenty of others.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (L47aO)
https://is.gd/c36w0C
Posted by: JennyPLurker at February 18, 2022 07:06 PM (a8b7P)
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That really does look like an attempt by the cops to provoke a violent response from the protesters. What other reason could they have for this behavior?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
Yeah, waiting for the response of all the US Politicians who shrieked about the Border Patrol rounding up illegals with horses.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (8gxrg)
Good!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 18, 2022 07:21 PM (pNxlR)
They are chanting "Boo-urns."
Posted by: Huma at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (SH2Zi)
That really does look like an attempt by the cops to provoke a violent response from the protesters. What other reason could they have for this behavior?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 18, 2022 07:19 PM (sWM8x)
The troops in Tienamen Square were supposedly given amphetamines and were told they were antibiotics prior to being sent in.
Of course, Tienamen square protests never happened now.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:09 PM (GezNK)
I've been in Hotel clubs with semi-famous folk performing. They like to pass their room keys to likely looking audience members. Maybe he passed a key to the wrong person.
With cooking duties and a balky keyboard I'm having hell keeping up tonight.
Posted by: Javems at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (AmoqO)
Last straw for me. F*cking greedy bastards. I can afford the $2 increase but this is as good a time as any to flip Bozos the bird. I'm sure they'll do just fine without me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 18, 2022 07:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cannibal bob at February 18, 2022 07:26 PM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 18, 2022 07:27 PM (SKVme)
How dare you, sir! How dare you!!!
(of course I'm sure it's already been said)
Posted by: The Lincoln Project at February 18, 2022 07:16 PM (7bRMQ)
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Just beat me to it. I was going to sock it as the North American Man+Boy Lincoln Association.
Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 18, 2022 07:27 PM (743lG)
Posted by: Methos at February 18, 2022 07:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Kindltot
Tienamen square never happened - CCP
When it happened it was awesome! - CCP
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 18, 2022 07:28 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 18, 2022 07:25 PM (L47aO)
MI3, with Philip Seymour Hoffman, then he killt himself with heroin. Similar to Heath Ledger's joker.
Posted by: Huma at February 18, 2022 07:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 18, 2022 06:38 PM (7RvOV)
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When the hotel says they only show one entry, they are likely referring to the keycard system. So, nobody else swiped their way in. They came in with him or he let them in.
Also, most hotels do not have video in the hallways where the rooms are. People get concerned if a hotel is monitoring the comings and goings of the rooms, so no cams.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 07:29 PM (hVqGz)
When self defense (or of others) becomes necessary, it's morally justified regardless of who the threat is.
Posted by: Methos at February 18, 2022 07:29 PM (kOpft)
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"If we say it every day until we finally piss off Putin enough, one day we're bound to be right!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Keep on HONKING in the Free World! at February 18, 2022 07:29 PM (743lG)
No.
Just "Skateaway":
https://youtu.be/vcwl-Q7pAtY
Dire Straits, of course.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2022 07:29 PM (8gxrg)
The husband of the semen cupcake teacher, Dennis Perkins, was a *sheriff's deputy*, you may not have seen.
He was also the head of the dept's SWAT team. He has lot of sex charges against him as well. He and his wife were "working with the kids".
He's going to trial, looks like, and his wife is going to testify against him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 18, 2022 07:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ace at Febr
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my eyeball pops out, I'm calling that amberlamps and being carried into the ER
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: K Nuck at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (veBeY)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 name in news at February 18, 2022 07:32 PM (jaEX4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Eh, you're still a youngin....not that it gets better, you just get better at it
Posted by: 7man at February 18, 2022 07:33 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: Lady in B
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it's clear that the teachers see their job as a prime dating opportunity.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 18, 2022 07:33 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (ZZK0E)
https://is.gd/c36w0C
Posted by: JennyPLurker
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That really does look like an attempt by the cops to provoke a violent response from the protesters. What other reason could they have for this behavior?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist
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The pigs are claiming one of the being-run-over protesters "threw" a bicycle at horses' legs/hooves and, I think, a little piggie was injured.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:34 PM (UHVv4)
https://is.gd/Wx6YZc
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Those are communists, Indians, and enviros attacking a pipeline; It has nothing to do with the Mandate protesters other than the double-standard in policing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: K Nuck at February 18, 2022 07:40 PM (veBeY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 18, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: klaftern at February 18, 2022 07:47 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: ace
((oooo... a reply from the Boss hisself. Must be half a decade since the last time that happened. Ahem (composes self) hi, ace))
Certainly agree the damage as reported is suspicious. As far as "knock him out immediately," I know when I came back to groggy consciousness after my fall, I knew I had to stay awake, and get up, and crawl inside and ask for help, lest I lapse out and it was hours until someone figured out where I was. Had I not roused...
Posted by: mindful webworker - and in this universe, I survived... at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (LImvu)
https://is.gd/Wx6YZc
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Those are communists, Indians, and enviros attacking a pipeline; It has nothing to do with the Mandate protesters other than the double-standard in policing.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 18, 2022 07:38 PM (UHVv4)
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Exactly.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 18, 2022 07:49 PM (hVqGz)
But, hotel room and beaten (probable).
Probably, some sort of sex hook-up gone bad. Maybe he was teh ghey and looking for rough trade or some such thing and things went very bad very quickly.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2022 07:55 PM (5NkmN)
"Welcome to the party, PA!"
Posted by: mpputtre at February 18, 2022 07:56 PM (/77uJ)
Agreed, if he fell down a flight of steel or concrete stairs striking head repeatedly might explain multiple fractures. maybe didn't knock him out long or at all, staggered to room, figured he.d old school sleeping off.
Posted by: Kung pow at February 18, 2022 08:01 PM (veBeY)
Well, you know what they say: The family that sexually abuses a child together, stays together.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 18, 2022 08:39 PM (EughT)
Stan Ridgway*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tlnMm8i9h4
*of Wall of Voodoo, "Mexican Radio" Fame once upon a time
Then head out for that Big 5-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb1uG58t0Ps
Posted by: naturalfake at February 18, 2022 08:40 PM (5NkmN)
Could have been worse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYFM66TC4nI
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at February 18, 2022 08:44 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 18, 2022 06:09 PM (GezNK)
For a Jersey Girl - you're really fucking stupid about how shit works. Purposely so, one might say. Intentionally ignorant. Right up there with a useful idiot.
Saget got beat to death because he pissed somebody off that had the will to have him beat to death. This ain't exactly a mystery wrapped up in an enigma all inside a conundrum. This is pretty damn obvious. Should be obvious even to you.
Posted by: Connet the Dots at February 18, 2022 08:44 PM (qj31E)
Went to the sex shop with her and another office hottie. That was instructive to young flounder.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 18, 2022 07:05 PM (SH2Zi)
When a woman tells you her husband isn't satisfying here, she wants your bone.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 18, 2022 11:03 PM (yQpMk)
Joe Biden says....
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"
Posted by: Pravda at February 19, 2022 01:15 AM (6BTho)
Send me a letter from Hell how that movie about THE LORD having ... with St. Mary Magdalene worked out for you.
Life is short, eternity is long.
Posted by: Heath at February 19, 2022 01:19 AM (6BTho)
Posted by: Tony P at February 19, 2022 10:12 AM (7Tuzj)
Maybe a disgruntled audience member.
Unless he was doing the Jeff Goldblum fly exercise and fell off the ceiling.
Posted by: obsidian at February 19, 2022 11:11 AM (ekAdk)
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