Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/7/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“I come back to centering on our mission of unlocking the potential of human creativity and enabling more than a billion people to enjoy the work of what we think will be more than 50 million creators. That mission makes these clashes worth the effort,” Spotify CEO Daniel Ek

Quote II
“No one likes to watch people fighting, and we’re supposed to support one another — respect and obey Reagan’s ‘11th commandment.’ But If we are truly going to stop the assault on our freedoms and stop what’s happening to our country, where America is just being able to be sold out to the rest of the world. We have to lean into this civil war in the GOP.”Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-GA)

I couldn't agree more.

Quote III
‘We had been in our house for four years at that point and found this shoved in the basement wall shelving. It is in fact a VIBRATOR from the 60s.
‘It does work, no I have not tried it.’McKayla Pinsker

I call Bullshit.

Quote IV
“I want to end the hour with a final thought, and I'm going to go a little bit rogue here, so bear with me, OK? Jeff Zucker's departure was shocking to the staff of CNN. But CNN was not built by just one man, not by only Ted Turner and it was not led only by Jeff Zucker. CNN is so much bigger than any single individual. It is about teams and teams of people thousands of individuals who make up CNN. This place is not perfect, it will never be perfect. We will always have flaws, we will always screw up, we will always have to run corrections, we will always have to keep working to make it better and better and better every single day. That is the goal.” CNN's Brian Stelter

I believe he said this while on his knees and his ears were being gently massaged.

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I wonder if Dr. Fauci and his Gang of Monsters had anything to do with this. Mutant super-gonorrhoea spreading across UK - with couple amongst first diagnosed

The pair in their 20s are among four people in the UK to be diagnosed with Neisseria gonorrhoea so far. It is resistant to the antibiotic ceftriaxone and is spreading across the country

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What is the best towing EV? Well that would be my V8 98 Chevy Z71 4 WD truck, Silly.

An EV may be your next tow vehicle — and the options just keep getting better.
If you’re looking for the best EV for towing a trailer or boat, you’re in luck. There are more electrified cars and trucks available in the automotive marketplace today than ever before, and quite a few are engineered to tow some substantial weight.
A complete compendium of those EVs offering maximum trailer weight ratings of at least 1,500 pounds could go on forever. You don’t have forever, so we rounded up a representative group of the electric vehicles available today that offer maximum trailer weight ratings ranging from 1,500 to 10,000-plus pounds. One of these smart and powerful EVs just might be your best EV that can tow.
Before We Dig In: Let’s Review the ABCs of EVs
There are different types of vehicle propulsion systems that make them an EV, and they work in different ways. There are battery electric vehicles (BEV), plug-in hybrid electric vehicles (PHEV), and hybrid electric vehicles (HEV).

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Is this a step up from Gas Station Mini-Mart Sushi? Time will tell.

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en·a·bler
/iˈnāblər,eˈnāblər/

a ~~person~~ Government who encourages or enables negative or self-destructive behavior in another.
"being an enabler to an addict does more harm than good"
SERIOUSLY: Biden admin to fund crack pipe distribution for ‘racial equality’

You might think you’ve heard it all, but here’s a story of the Biden administration funding the distribution of crack pipes that might just challenge that notion.
Via Free Beacon:
The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance “racial equity.”
The $30 million grant program, which closed applications Monday and will begin in May, will provide funds to nonprofits and local governments to help make drug use safer for addicts. Included in the grant, which is overseen by the Department of Health and Human Services, are funds for “smoking kits/supplies.” A spokesman for the agency told the Washington Free Beacon that these kits will provide pipes for users to smoke crack cocaine, crystal methamphetamine, and “any illicit substance.”

The soft bigotry of low expectations. Or any expectations.

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Well this should certainly make flying this airline even more interesting or disturbing, it depends on your point of view.

Frontier Airlines and Spirit Airlines, the two largest ultralow-cost carriers in the U.S., have agreed to merge, creating what would become the fifth-largest airline in the country.
The company boards approved the deal over the weekend.
The deal, valued at $6.6 billion, is structured with Frontier Airlines controlling the merged airline and Spirit holding the remaining 48.5%.

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Ewwww. A letter. That will frighten them. Not! Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) gets all senatorial with Go-Fund-Me.

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz said he sent a letter to the Federal Trade Commission asking for an investigation into GoFundMe after the for-profit crowdfunding platform ended the fundraiser for Canadian truckers.
"Today I sent a letter to the Federal Trade Commission asking that the FTC open an investigation into GoFundMe into whether they've committed deceptive trade practices," Cruz told Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo on "Sunday Morning Futures."
"Because when people gave money, they gave money under the promise it would go to the Freedom Convoy, not to whatever left-wing political ideology GoFundMe and other Silicon Valley companies support. They are deceiving consumers and it is wrong,"

Perhaps a Constitutional attorney could lead a class action law suit against Go-Fund-Me because you damn well that letter isn't going to change bupkis.

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Let's exam human nature. What happens when someone in authority tells you not to do something. My guess not from previous experinece (cough, cough) is that people will disobey.

AMERICUS — Attorney William McCall Calhoun Jr. questioned potential jurors Monday for his client’s pending murder trial, probing for biases that could affect his chances.

At one point during the proceeding, a court-ordered ankle monitor could be seen poking from beneath the pantleg of Calhoun’s slate-blue suit.
Later, Sumter County Superior Court Judge Jimmie Brown told the jurors not to do any of their own research about the case.

You damn well if you see a defense attorney wearing an ankle monitor and a judge tells you not to run a search on him, they will.

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Fear the man who has nothing to lose, for he who loves nothing, therefore fears nothing. Fear the man who has everything to lose, for he who has everything, will stop at nothing to protect it.This has the appearance of all out confiscation to me.

San Jose’s aspiring tyrant, Democrat Mayor Sam Liccardo, thinks he’s figured out a way to separate gun owners and their guns. He pushed through a measure to require gun owners to buy an insurance policy (that doesn’t exist) and to pay a “fee” in order to exercise their Second Amendment rights.
Nevermind that the Mayor’s plan will impact the poor and minorities in his city the hardest. As every good wanna-be authoritarian inevitably concludes, Mayor Liccardo will have to break a few eggs in order to make an omelet.

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The ONT Musical Interlude

Born on this day: February 7, 1949 - Alan Lancaster
Alan Lancaster, bassist with English group Status Quo. He left the band in 1984. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967, 'Whatever You Want' in 1979 and 'In the Army Now' in 2010. Twenty-two of these reached the Top 10 in the UK. In July 1985 the band opened Live Aid at Wembley Stadium with 'Rockin' All Over the World'. He died on 26 September 2021 age 72 due to complications from multiple sclerosis. via thisdayinmusic.com

&&&

Born on this day: February 7,1948 - Jimmy Greenspoon
Jimmy Greenspoon, organist with Three Dog Night, who had the 1970 UK No.3 & US No.1 single with a cover of the Randy Newman song 'Mama Told Me Not To Come'. The band scored 21 Billboard Top 40 hits (with three hitting No.1) between 1969 and 1975. He died on March 11 2015 after a long battle with cancer at the age of 67. via thisdayinmusic.com

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I'm not sure if it will end up on his permanent record, but he does win tonight's Genius Award Winner 1st Runner Up.

'I was basically an administrator': He was a 6th grader when he hacked a school system. The lack of security made it too easy
A few keystrokes later, he had accessed an Excel document containing every student password.
“You don't think in the back of your mind, ‘Oh, this is going to change my life,’ ‘This is going to get me expelled,’ ‘This is illegal,’” said his mother Janet Currier. “They're not thinking that way. They're just not.”
By 15, Jeremy said he and his friends had gained nearly unfettered access to the Rochester Community Schools systems.
“I was able to log into any person's account and grab any information I wanted,” he said. “I was basically an administrator… I could see everything, unlock doors, I could see cameras.”
“Students are curious, and for the most part, they are not looking to significantly cause harm or mayhem in a school district by accessing systems inappropriately,” said Doug Levin, who runs the K-12 Cybersecurity Resource Center, a nonprofit dedicated to helping protect schools from cybersecurity threats.

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No word if she's a blond. Genius Award Winner.

An Oregon man tricked a woman into thinking she was training to be a DEA agent for a year, officials say.
Authorities accused him of keeping fake badges, tactical vests, and a rifle that was actually a BB gun.
When caught, the man told agents he and his "trainee" were "into cosplay."
A woman in Oregon who believed that she was training to be a Drug Enforcement Administration agent realized she had been tricked for a year by a man pretending to be her supervisor, according to a criminal complaint seen by Insider.
Robert Edward Golden, 41, is accused by Portland officials of impersonating a DEA special agent, using false credentials to gain information from residents and installing red-and-blue emergency lighting in his car to navigate traffic.
He also kept a tactical vest affixed with "DEA Police" patches, two body-armor-plate carriers, handcuffs, badges, and an AR-15 style rifle which turned out to be a BB gun, an affidavit from a DEA special agent, Morgan T. Barr, said.

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She was last night's Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. She is again tonight.

A rough first showing at the Beijing Winter Olympics for U.S.-born Chinese figure skater Zhu Yi continued on Monday after she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice.
Zhu, who was born in California but gave up her American citizenship to compete for China in 2018, began the women’s free skate event well, landing both her first two jumps before falling on a triple-flip attempt, according to Yahoo Sports.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:00 PM (SchxB)

2 Sup Morons

Posted by: ballistic at February 07, 2022 10:00 PM (oXNqT)

3 First?

Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2022 10:00 PM (55Qr6)

4 Buncha F5 crack monkeys

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:00 PM (4fSQf)

5 third or later

Posted by: Theodore at February 07, 2022 10:00 PM (GJnvT)

6 Nice Pic!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:00 PM (7bRMQ)

7 Top 10
Goodnight again horde

Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (2JoB8)

8 fvck...you are fast!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ/X)

9 One more saki and then to bed.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

10 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (mD/uy)

11 500 monkeys on crack pounding that F5 key!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

12 fvck...you are fast!

That's what she... oh, um, nervermind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (SchxB)

13 OK, I was close. You ever heard the exprssion...close like in atom bombs or horseshoes?

Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (55Qr6)

14 One more saki and then to bed.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

The next time we see each other remind me to tell you my story about sake.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (XIJ/X)

15 Yay! ONT!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (JfNvZ)

16 Would you like to join the FIB?

Let's start your training. First, I need you to go to the hardware store and buy the things on this list...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (4fSQf)

17
Good evening, everyone.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (sy5kK)

18 ""I believe he said this while on his knees and his ears were being gently massaged.""

And you know damn well he wasn't getting Ferengi oomax.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (VwHCD)

19 We will always have flaws, we will always screw up,

You said it, Tater.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

20 500 monkeys on crack pounding that F5 key!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)

I know how the system works and I may or may not have inside information, and I still got my ass beat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

21 I use the button with the circular arrow next to the little home button. Maybe using the F5 key would be faster. Oh yeah, nice pic. I didn't see it until now.

Posted by: Theodore at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (GJnvT)

22 'I was basically an administrator': He was a 6th grader when he hacked a school system. The lack of security made it too easy

Microsoft Windows. Failure is not an option, it's a standard component.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:05 PM (SchxB)

23 Ted Cruz can sit and spin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:06 PM (4fSQf)

24 Lovely top picture MisHum. As always, you have the most beautiful and peaceful pictures.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)

25 LCD!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (nxdel)

26 Ohhh. Tater...you so sweet....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (JfNvZ)

27 Thanks for the ONT.

Have no idea why I like covered bridges, but I do.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (eN2PK)

28 One more saki and then to bed.
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

You are a cross borders drinker, way to go!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

29 24 Lovely top picture MisHum. As always, you have the most beautiful and peaceful pictures.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)

Thank you Jewells.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

30 The Biden administration is set to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance "racial equity."

And they're not going to be walking down the sidewalk around homeless encampments handing out bottles of hooch? That doesn't seem fair.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (+lVUW)

31 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (arJlL)

32 CNN is so much bigger than any single individual. It is about teams and teams of people thousands of individuals who make up CNN.

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What's the opposite of synergy? You know, where the total is less than the sum of the parts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (FVME7)

33 Not that I like being that kind of person, but I'd point and laugh at Zhu Yi if I ever saw her. You chose to serve evil, you lost.

HA HA!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

34 Don't worry. We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - britches burning at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (hpqjH)

35 If the now-Chinese skater defected in 2018, wasn't she 15 or 16 at the time? She's nineteen now.
Can you do that? Or is this a case of Parental Involvement?
I assumed that she was at least in her twenties.

Posted by: sal at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (bJKUl)

36 I know how the system works and I may or may not have inside information, and I still got my ass beat!

You could do it like the rest of us. Sit on the front page hitting reload until the picture changes.

Someday the same pic will be used as the previous thread. It'll be 25 or 30 minutes of just CoB's in the thread until someone gets bored and starts scrolling.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)

37 A rough first showing at the Beijing Winter Olympics for U.S.-born Chinese figure skater Zhu Yi continued on Monday after she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice.

Karmas a bitch isn't it?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)

38 I know how the system works and I may or may not have inside information, and I still got my ass beat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

The COBs have trained us well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

39 Foghat! I never knew what they looked like and now they wouldn't look like that anyway...

Posted by: Theodore at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (GJnvT)

40 BTW
Mishum...
Zappa in February?! That's gotta pass people off...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (JfNvZ)

41 24 Lovely top picture MisHum. As always, you have the most beautiful and peaceful pictures.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)

Concur !

What's the reason for covered bridges ?

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (arJlL)

42 Someday the same pic will be used as the previous thread. It'll be 25 or 30 minutes of just CoB's in the thread until someone gets bored and starts scrolling.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)

types
deletes

Carry on.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

43 Always wondered how FogHat got their name.

Speaking of, Lynard Skynard got their name from the song Hello Muddah by Allen Sherman. Leonard Skinner caught Ptomaine poisoning in the song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)

44 A rough first showing at the Beijing Winter Olympics for U.S.-born Chinese figure skater Zhu Yi continued on Monday after she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice.
Karmas a bitch isn't it?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

She obviously wasn't good enough to make the US team. So she renounces her citizenship? That seems rash.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 07, 2022 10:10 PM (Qh+gE)

45 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Hard to tell if the lovely bridge up top is a photo or a painting. Nice Foghat behind it!

Love me some MTG. She speaks truth to power!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 07, 2022 10:10 PM (973h7)

46 What's the reason for covered bridges ?
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (arJlL)

You do not want ice on a bridge, don't ask me how I know...

Posted by: River Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

47 An EV may be your next tow vehicle

Spoiler: It wasn't.

Excellent ONT!

Posted by: Splunge at February 07, 2022 10:11 PM (PQ4Fz)

48 Yo horde, yay ONT!

Posted by: Zeera Hunkering down here, Boss at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (2lMU6)

49 Frontier Airlines and Spirit Airlines, the two largest ultralow-cost carriers in the U.S., have agreed to merge, creating what would become the fifth-largest airline in the country.

There have been youtubes of the kind of behavior that goes on on those two airlines. The quality of their customers is pretty low.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

50
What's the reason for covered bridges ?
Posted by: JT

To protect the wooden planks and supports from the weather to forestall rot.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (mD/uy)

51 Frontier Airlines and Spirit Airlines, the two largest ultralow-cost carriers in the U.S., have agreed to merge, creating what would become the fifth-largest airline in the country.

On the plus side, one less crappy budget airline.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (SchxB)

52 Now she'll get to be an Olympic-wannabe has-been in Beijing instead of California. Not a huge difference I bet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (CARG2)

53 What's the opposite of synergy? You know, where the total is less than the sum of the parts.

Committee?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (nfrXX)

54 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Improper Grilling Techniques.

En fuego!

Posted by: guy who always says "en fuego!" but this time HE MEANS IT at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (786Ro)

55 But If we are truly going to stop the assault on our freedoms and stop what's happening to our country, where America is just being able to be sold out to the rest of the world. We have to lean into this civil war in the GOP. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-GA)
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First, get rid of the non-GOP members of the party, like Mittens, Coke Bear, Adam Kinzinger, and other traitors who lie like a rug and mostly do whatever their Democrat Party masters tell them to do. Yes, you know that clowns like this are doing the heavy lifting of the Democrat wish list.

Otherwise, MTG, you are just spinning your wheels.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)

56 German National Socialism is so much bigger than just one man...

Posted by: "Kartoffelchen" Stelter at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (6FeV1)

57
What's the reason for covered bridges ?

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (arJlL)

To keep from getting wet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

58 There have been youtubes of the kind of behavior that goes on on those two airlines. The quality of their customers is pretty low.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

So you're saying I need to look for a different airline for the next MoMe?

Posted by: River Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

59 Good evening morons and thanks for the great musical selections mh

RESIGN TRUDEAU

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (EZebt)

60 53 What's the opposite of synergy? You know, where the total is less than the sum of the parts.

Committee?
Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (nfrXX)

Dissonance?

Discordant?

Grating?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (eN2PK)

61 @30: "And they're not going to be walking down the sidewalk around homeless encampments handing out bottles of hooch? That doesn't seem fair."

You laugh, but free pipes are a consequence of free needle exchange programs. It wasn't fair that only hardcore heroin junkies got tax subsidized concierge service.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (4NlP1)

62 Otherwise, MTG, you are just spinning your wheels.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds to me like that's exactly what she's advocating for, but she can't really do much other than "spin her wheels" so long as she's outnumbered by finks and quislings.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

63 ESPN will make skater commie an announcer for their ESPN Xi channel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (4fSQf)

64 And it's not as if she can't go back to CA. With her clear loyalty to the CCP, she can always "chauffer" a Senator there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (CARG2)

65 She obviously wasn't good enough to make the US team. So she renounces her citizenship? That seems rash.

Idk.. parents probably had something to do with it so maybe I'm being a bit too harsh. At any rate.. sure didn't work out the way the planned did it?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)

66 We will always have flaws, we will always screw up,

You said it, Tater.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (+lVUW)

BS. Tater is a liar for the cause. That is no mistake. It is intentional.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (SH2Zi)

67 From the sidebar, that Sherriff who is highjacking armored cars; you know he damn sure wouldn't dare touch a courier for one of the cartels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (evAgx)

68 62 Otherwise, MTG, you are just spinning your wheels.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds to me like that's exactly what she's advocating for, but she can't really do much other than "spin her wheels" so long as she's outnumbered by finks and quislings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

And the best, "Severe Conservatives"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

69 Woohoo! In under 100.

I usually don't read the ONT until morning, but I'm dealing with flooded living quarters right now and sleep is hours away.

Hello, all Nightcrawlers.

Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (5whL5)

70 Oh, and Zhu, you ain't all that good lookin'....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

71 What's the opposite of synergy? You know, where the total is less than the sum of the parts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (FVME7)

Bureaucracy.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (Msrhc)

72 I know how the system works and I may or may not have inside information, and I still got my ass beat!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You too?

Posted by: Zhu Yi at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (786Ro)

73 she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice

.Nothing worse than cold Chinese

Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (vd8XM)

74 Can't beat your competition? Identify as another sex!

Still not working? Defect to another country!

You'll win eventually, kid!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (4fSQf)

75 What's the opposite of synergy?

divorce

Posted by: runner at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (V13WU)

76 Sounds to me like that's exactly what she's advocating for, but she can't really do much other than "spin her wheels" so long as she's outnumbered by finks and quislings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

At least she is actively spinning her wheels, not just making taxpayer funded subsidized deposits in Zurich or the Caymans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3)

77 ESPN XI- the Elfie!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (eN2PK)

78 14 One more saki and then to bed.
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)

The next time we see each other remind me to tell you my story about sake.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:02 PM (XIJ/X)
I imagine that will be October of 2022. So chopsticks and kimonos?

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (0OP+5)

79 but I'm dealing with flooded living quarters right now and sleep is hours away.
Posted by: lizardbrain

Whoa! That doesn't sound like fun.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (mD/uy)

80 "Today I sent a letter to the Federal Trade Commission asking that the FTC open an investigation into GoFundMe into whether they've committed deceptive trade practices,"
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Wow, all guns blazing there. "Committed deceptive trade practices" is like an a-bomb of pure unadulterated nuclear-option only GOPe conservatism.

(Incidentally I think this is the textbook definition of "strongly worded".)

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (dscaa)

81 Frontier Airlines and Spirit Airlines, the two largest ultralow-cost carriers in the U.S., have agreed to merge, creating what would become the fifth-largest airline in the country.

On the plus side, one less crappy budget airline.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.

Picture the plane Carl Reiner and Edie Adams flew in in Its a Mad Mad World

Posted by: JT at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (arJlL)

82
Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (5whL5)

Welcome and good luck with the mitigation efforts.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

83 A rough first showing at the Beijing Winter Olympics for U.S.-born Chinese figure skater Zhu Yi continued on Monday after she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice.

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! SUCK IT, TRAITOR!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (II3Gr)

84 70 Oh, and Zhu, you ain't all that good lookin'....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

You can't insult a Zhu like that! That's antisemitism!

Posted by: ESPN, one day, probably, because fucking hell at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

85 True story, we were camping in Quebec and a guy a few campsites over did that with the lighter fluid, the can caught fire, he threw it in the fire ring and it exploded. So that was some crazy frere.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (EZebt)

86 Yeah, I've always been a big Foghat fan. The music was hard, tight, and original rock. It is impossible to listen to a Foghat hit and not start bouncing to the beat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

87 77 ESPN XI- the Elfie!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (eN2PK

The Pooh!

Come on. It was right there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (4fSQf)

88 passionate Tater is best tater

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (sJHOI)

89 Now she'll get to be an Olympic-wannabe has-been in Beijing instead of California. Not a huge difference I bet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (CARG2)
* * * *
The difference may well be life or death. China does not tolerate losers or those who "shame" its honor.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (973h7)

90 It is impossible to listen to a the Foghat hit and not start bouncing to the beat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (dscaa)

91 (Incidentally I think this is the textbook definition of "strongly worded".)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (dscaa)

We prefer the epithet "Harshly worded"!

Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

92 Too much salt in those taters, hun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (4fSQf)

93 Hard to tell if the lovely bridge up top is a photo or a painting. Nice Foghat behind it!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 07, 2022 10:10 PM (973h7)

Same with last night's. We'd need MisHum to verify.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)

94 I imagine that will be October of 2022. So chopsticks and kimonos?

I'll pay a dollar to see that shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (nxdel)

95 62 Otherwise, MTG, you are just spinning your wheels.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds to me like that's exactly what she's advocating for, but she can't really do much other than "spin her wheels" so long as she's outnumbered by finks and quislings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

MTG is farther along this path than any other GOP representative in Congress. That's why she catches so much heat; the uniparty hates her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (evAgx)

96 Tonypete, ice dam in the driveway caused melt to back up against the foundation. I live in a cellar apartment. I chopped a channel and got the water flowing down the driveway, now I wait to see if it worked. Lots of rain coming to Maine overnight.

Nope. Not fun at all for a 29 year old.

Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (5whL5)

97 Holy f'ing shit!

Dr. Andrew Huff @AGHuff

Here is a copy of the Whistle Blower complaint that I submitted to Senator Gary Peter's Office. I would like to testify on this critical matter as soon as reasonably possible.
twitter.com/AGHuff/status/1489633037201690626

"Former EcoHealth Alliance VP" states that he believes PeterDaszak could be a Chinese agent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (zWpOF)

98 94 I imagine that will be October of 2022. So chopsticks and kimonos?

I'll pay a dollar to see that shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (nxdel)

$5.00

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

99 If she was so obviously inferior, why did the commies put her on the team? Considering, you'd think their qualification process would be pretty strenuous. Maybe they do not have too many to choose from, or was it a party favor to the defecting scientist?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (eN2PK)

100 What's the opposite of synergy? You know, where the total is less than the sum of the parts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 10:07 PM (FVME7)

Congress.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (SH2Zi)

101 Big Foghat and BTO fan.

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (qpolg)

102 Oh, and Zhu, you ain't all that good lookin'....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

You can't insult a Zhu like that! That's antisemitism!
Posted by: ESPN, one day, probably, because fucking hell at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

This comment is under further review. Get Whoopie on the line

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (sJHOI)

103 Old Japanese Iron Chef quote: "Morimoto is tossing lobsters into a keg of sake. This is usually done for prawns to make 'drunken prawns'."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (4NlP1)

104 Speaking of, Lynard Skynard got their name from the song Hello Muddah by Allen Sherman. Leonard Skinner caught Ptomaine poisoning in the song.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)
===
They got the name from a teacher in their school.

Those dudes never heard Allan Sherman. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (EZebt)

105 What's the opposite of synergy?

Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (786Ro)

106 Tater's sounding even more hysterical these days. I think he lost his patron.

The day that Discovery/Liberty Media cuts him loose will be a day to celebrate.

Posted by: Splunge at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (PQ4Fz)

107 Thanks, MH.

Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (5whL5)

108 {{{Jewells}}}

I know I am bringing really dark sunglasses this year! Somethings, you do not want to see!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

109 The Pooh!

Come on. It was right there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (4fSQf)

I was trying to stay within the mode of Dodge Ball. Unfortunately eleven in Spanish is not that campy, so I went for German.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:21 PM (eN2PK)

110 Speaking of, Lynard Skynard got their name from the song Hello Muddah by Allen Sherman. Leonard Skinner caught Ptomaine poisoning in the song.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I thought it was their high school principal who made them get haircuts.

Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2022 10:21 PM (qFDg6)

111 They got the name from a teacher in their school.

Those dudes never heard Allan Sherman. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (EZebt

I think you're mistaken. They are on video telling that very story. The school teacher was a coincidence and sealed the deal but they first heard it on that song and joked about it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:21 PM (4fSQf)

112 She gave me the queen, She gave me the king She was wheelin' and dealin', Just doin' her thing She was holdin' a pair, But I had to try Her deuce was wild, But my ace was high But how was I to know, That she'd been dealt with before? Said she'd never had a full house, But I should have known From the tattoo on her left leg, And the garter on her right She'd have the card to bring me down, If she played it right

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq_GSIw0X0w

Posted by: David Prince at February 07, 2022 10:21 PM (dSbXx)

113 SURRENDER JUSTIN

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West, skywriting at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

114 I skimmed the Spotify CEO statement. Because once you have established your wuss credentials, no one needs to listen to one more word out of your trembly mouth.

Posted by: Splunge at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (PQ4Fz)

115 $5.00
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

I thought it was $20 in town?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

116 What's the opposite of synergy? You know, where the total is less than the sum of the parts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

"No one of us is as dumb as all of us."

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (mD/uy)

117 Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)

That is fvcking brilliant.

it will happen...sooner rather than later.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (XIJ/X)

118 105 What's the opposite of synergy?

Jeffrey Toobin
Posted by: Hands at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (786Ro)

He single handedly invented the Zoom meating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (6FeV1)

119 I demand racial justice in crack-pipe distribution.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (EZebt)

120 Karmas a bitch isn't it?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

Karma's a bitch and so is Zhu Yi.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7)

121 The Hamsters at Pixy Misa's Home for Morons only like long strings of unbroken text.

Posted by: David Prince at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (dSbXx)

122 FREEBIRD!!

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)

123 You can't insult a Zhu like that! That's antisemitism!

Posted by: ESPN, one day, probably, because fucking hell at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (6FeV1)

She's a Zhu in name only! Democrats say it's ok.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (7bRMQ)

124 /rant on
i sincerely hope none of you are in business development, because fuck business developers.

my engineers have been busting their asses for three weeks to pull a pop up demo off to some pacom bigwig. settled on the path forward, and executed to task, conditions, and standards.

bd boys showed up today with a shiny new idea. fucked everyone in the squeak hole.

troops are all hang dog and kicking the ground with their toes. i pulled the bd faggots aside and had my back to my troops, so they could see what had happened. then i told them they were gonna go over there and unfuck my troops by telling them that their shiny new idea was simple enthisiasm for a technical solution.

they did it.

i still loathe bd faggots.
\rant off

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (xKOTy)

125 122 FREEBIRD!!
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:22 PM (0OP+5)

Gimme Three Steps...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

126 3 Dog Night owned the radio back in the day.

Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (qFDg6)

127 How do you create racial justice by distributing crack pipes?

Posted by: Splunge at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (PQ4Fz)

128 18 ""I believe he said this while on his knees and his ears were being gently massaged.""

And you know damn well he wasn't getting Ferengi oomax.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 10:03 PM (VwHCD)

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Dang! Late to the thread, and beaten to the Ferengi joke!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (CAJOC)

129 If she was so obviously inferior, why did the commies put her on the team?

Big middle finger to the US.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (SchxB)

130 I can't laugh hard enough at commie skate princess. I hope her whole damn family ends up in a gulag.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (KFhLj)

131 Did I ever tell you about the time Im riding the Third St bus through the 'hood and the guy in the seat behind me lights up his glass pipe? Fun times. Not a lot has changed, except now the bus is a light rail that goes past the Chase Center.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (EZebt)

132 I know I am bringing really dark sunglasses this year! Somethings, you do not want to see!

Ha! Are you kidding? I'd give more than a dollar to see CBD and Eromero in a freaking kimono. I'll raise MisHim 5 dolla and go for 10. Screw it.. I'll throw down 50 right now.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

133 So, ching-chong ding-dong traitor skater cvnt fell again?

Good. The bitch daughter of a probable spy deserves it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (ufFY8)

134 I imagine that will be October of 2022. So chopsticks and kimonos?

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (0OP+5)

A sake brewery...judo...sushi...and more than I should have consumed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (XIJ/X)

135 107 Thanks, MH.
Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 07, 2022 10:20 PM (5whL5)

Now that I know the full story, good luck with the channel trenching. We had that issue a couple years back. The damn garage was flooded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

136 127 How do you create racial justice by distributing crack pipes?
Posted by: Splunge at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (PQ4Fz)

------------------------

I'd love to see Joe stammer and struggle to explain that one, while trying to dance around the obvious answer.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

137 Today was a good day. Had the day off. Later in the afternoon, next door neighbor brings me over the gift of a bottle of Jim Beam Single Batch Bourbon.

I'll have to hold off crackin' the seal on that one, till I can be in a proper cigar smoking situation, with which to accompany said bourbon.

*pours slug of Tom Sims Bourbon*

Cheers, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (QzJWU)

138 That is fvcking brilliant.

it will happen...sooner rather than later.

Not too soon, everyone's gonna be watching for it for a few days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (SchxB)

139 Geez, Tucker pointed out that the world's botox supply comes from Ireland. And if the truckers here stop delivering, it might be painful for Joe and Mika.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (YynYJ)

140 Ha! Are you kidding? I'd give more than a dollar to see CBD and Eromero in a freaking kimono. I'll raise MisHim 5 dolla and go for 10. Screw it.. I'll throw down 50 right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

I sure hope you meant kimonos (plural)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

141 139 Geez, Tucker pointed out that the world's botox supply comes from Ireland. And if the truckers here stop delivering, it might be painful for Joe and Mika.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (YynYJ)

That's gotta sting. Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (4fSQf)

142 >>Speaking of, Lynard Skynard got their name from the song Hello Muddah by Allen Sherman. Leonard Skinner caught Ptomaine poisoning in the song.

Er, no.

Lynyrd Skynyrd got their name from a high school gym teacher who didn't like long haired rock and rollers.

Leonard Skinner became Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (ZLI7S)

143 You could do it like the rest of us. Sit on the front page hitting reload until the picture changes.

Someday the same pic will be used as the previous thread. It'll be 25 or 30 minutes of just CoB's in the thread until someone gets bored and starts scrolling.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:08 PM (SchxB)

I go by the title text, not the picture. ace's undernoods are another option for mischievous cobs. Think it has to do with timestamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (eN2PK)

144 What is a Zhu really? Is it a race? a religion?

I'd say it's an attitude

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2022 10:27 PM (sJHOI)

145 Well this should certainly make flying this airline even more interesting or disturbing, it depends on your point of view.

We'll have competition for the title of World's Worst Airline!

Posted by: Air Koryo! at February 07, 2022 10:27 PM (I2/tG)

146 Spotify CEO Daniel Ek

May you and all the other Tech Lords be sucked into the black hole of space.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:27 PM (1/1+W)

147 Ted Cruz can sit and spin.

Like this? https://tinyurl.com/2p85succ

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 07, 2022 10:27 PM (CX3cf)

148 Now she'll get to be an Olympic-wannabe has-been in Beijing instead of California. Not a huge difference I bet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (CARG2)
* * * *
The difference may well be life or death. China does not tolerate losers or those who "shame" its honor.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (973h7)
***

She will have a wonderful career as a rice picker on the People's Rice Farm #12 in Wuhan province.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 10:27 PM (axyOa)

149 Now that I know the full story, good luck with the channel trenching. We had that issue a couple years back. The damn garage was flooded.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

That shall never happen to me!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

150 Think it has to do with timestamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (eN2PK)

This is AoSHQ.

The shortest distance between two points is a cube.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (XIJ/X)

151 132 I know I am bringing really dark sunglasses this year! Somethings, you do not want to see!

Ha! Are you kidding? I'd give more than a dollar to see CBD and Eromero in a freaking kimono. I'll raise MisHim 5 dolla and go for 10. Screw it.. I'll throw down 50 right now.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

I see your $50 and raise to $100.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (aA3+G)

152 it might be painful for Joe and Mika.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (YynYJ)

Oh dear.... their faces would look like Duane Johnson's pecs...

Like a dermatological Dali painting...

Like a butter sculpture at the county fair on a hot day...

*shudder*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (6FeV1)

153 The Dems are going full-on totalitarian because they know that they're going to get wiped out in the midterms, but, they also know the ratchet only goes one way. It'll be three steps forward and two back, resulting in another step forward for the party.

Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (qFDg6)

154 Is Zhu Yi one of the results of "birth tourism", wherein pregnant mamas come to the USA to drop their litter?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (P3gRi)

155 I don't understand your complaint about the grilling techniques.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 07, 2022 10:28 PM (SlnXa)

156 Is allan sherman the same guy who did the 'All I want for Hanukah is Marilyn Monroe'? This is not a joke, there really is a song called that and the voice matches in my memory of the two songs...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (eN2PK)

157 RE: the 6th grade hacker

Ummm, a 15 y/o 6th grader...

I thought that shit only happened in Little League?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (BgMrQ)

158 How do you create racial justice by distributing crack pipes?

Posted by: Splunge at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (PQ4Fz)

If they all die, it leaves just us!

Posted by: Lame Brain Idea Man at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (7bRMQ)

159 I flew Spirit Airlines once.

I forfeited the return trip and bought a ticket on an airline that was actually minimally competent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)

160 Er, no.

Lynyrd Skynyrd got their name from a high school gym teacher who didn't like long haired rock and rollers.

Leonard Skinner became Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (ZLI7S

Er, yes

Bob Burns the drummer is on video explaining how it came about. The teacher was after the song and a coincidence.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (4fSQf)

161 When we decided to re-work the insulation in the attic of our current house we found some X rated VCRs stuffed in the old insulation. The house, with the exception of the last owners, had been owned by some notable people, so we wondered.

Then we found the air duct vent into the master bath had been altered so you could look through it into the room from the attic. The last inhabitants were a woman, her teenage daughters and her second husband. He had a chair in the attic where he went to smoke. Mrs mentioned that later to the the woman and she was like, 'we divorced no so never mind'. Oh well.

Posted by: Javems at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (AmoqO)

162 I wonder if that skater was born as part of the Chinese child birth in the US business Ive seen dozens of hugely pregnant Chinese women out in groups in Orange County. They busted a few of the pregnancy homes but Im sure there are lots left.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

163 Zhu Yi the American born skater for China father is a Chinese born PhD in computer science and artificial intelligence. He and his wife came here after he graduated with a BS in computer science in China and then earned a masters and doctorate from Harvard and other Ivy League schools He is a bigwig head of computer science and artificial intelligence at UCLA and splits his time with Peking University. I would guess he is favored by the CCP as a spy by turning over all his UCLA developments and was rewarded with his daughter getting a spot on the Chinese team as long as she became a party member and Chinese citizen. Wiki has a lot of details about the dad including the Peking University position he shares with Microsofts former head of artificial intelligence.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (Ufzqi)

164 What's the reason for covered bridges ?
Posted by: JT

I heard it was to fool the horses into crossing a bridge by making them think they were entering a barn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (FVME7)

165 134 I imagine that will be October of 2022. So chopsticks and kimonos?

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (0OP+5)

A sake brewery...judo...sushi...and more than I should have consumed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (XIJ/X)
I thought you were going for the sumo suit. Remember those looked like a real sumo. Hotter tha a MOPP suit specially if your drunked up. My opponent was a young woman and she put my ass down PDQ. I just rolled around like a turtle and nobody would help me up. Jacksonville Florida, baby!

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (0OP+5)

166 "500 monkeys on crack pounding that F5 key!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar"

Now with clean, safe govt. crack pipes.

Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (PTDkx)

167 We have to lean into this civil war in the GOP, "Rep. Marjorie Taylor Green (R-GA)

Hear, hear.
And while you're at it kick Louie Gohmert for running against AG Bill Paxton.

Louie, I hope you are sucked into the Tech Lord black hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (1/1+W)

168 troops are all hang dog and kicking the ground with their toes. i pulled the bd faggots aside and had my back to my troops, so they could see what had happened. then i told them they were gonna go over there and unfuck my troops by telling them that their shiny new idea was simple enthisiasm for a technical solution.

they did it.

i still loathe bd faggots.
\rant off
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (xKOTy)
***

**whistles quietly as I erase BD from LinkedIn site**

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (axyOa)

169 she can always harvest organs

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (sJHOI)

170 Nope not Allan Sherman

https://youtu.be/kBRyvvnrapA

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (YynYJ)

171 Ha! Are you kidding? I'd give more than a dollar to see CBD and Eromero in a freaking kimono. I'll raise MisHim 5 dolla and go for 10. Screw it.. I'll throw down 50 right now.
Posted by: Jewells45

This possible match up brings to mind the old show MXC.

"Right you are Ken!"

https://youtu.be/KL7nobiZ9pQ?t=17

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (mD/uy)

172 Don't get me started or I'll have another drink.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (1/1+W)

173 159 I flew Spirit Airlines once.

I forfeited the return trip and bought a ticket on an airline that was actually minimally competent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)

Jeebers, you're a picky SOB on occasion.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

174 Nothing worse than cold Chinese
Posted by: Bruce at February 07, 2022 10:16 PM (vd8XM)

Two hours later, the bitch will screw up again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (ufFY8)

175 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (m0zqP)

176 Speaking of gas station sushi, I once had gas station Spam sushi in Hawaii. I liked it.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (d9Cw3)

177 >>Er, yes

>>Bob Burns the drummer is on video explaining how it came about. The teacher was after the song and a coincidence.

https://tinyurl.com/2p94m7s2

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (ZLI7S)

178 I sure hope you meant kimonos (plural)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

Wait, wait... like three-legged-sack-race, side by side?

Or like two children in a trenchcoat trying to sneak past a carnie, double-decker style?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (6FeV1)

179 Oh shit what have I gotten myself into!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (nxdel)

180 But, seriously, it was no risk. The US will let her back in whenever she wants, probably give her some cushy government job where she can """surreptitiously""" pass information and peddle influence for decades, etc. Maybe she could go private, and head the USOC. That's probably about right.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (CARG2)

181 What is a Zhu really? Is it a race? a religion?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2022 10:27 PM (sJHOI)

It's a place full of animals. But, that's not important right now.

Posted by: Zhulander at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)

182 On the plus side, one less crappy budget airline.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries.

Frontier and Spirit have been gradually getting less spartan than they were originally, and the major carriers are getting ever more crappy...there isn't a whole lot of difference anymore.

Posted by: Bigsmith at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (G/mW5)

183 170 Nope not Allan Sherman

https://youtu.be/kBRyvvnrapA
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (YynYJ)

Lou Menchell? Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (eN2PK)

184
"Police On Guard" issued this statement to all active duty Canuck cops:

https://tinyurl.com/59c367ax

This group formed in response to the public health tyranny being imposed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (Mzdiz)

185 Zappa ! ! ! !

Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (F6Xpw)

186 58 There have been youtubes of the kind of behavior that goes on on those two airlines. The quality of their customers is pretty low.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

So you're saying I need to look for a different airline for the next MoMe?
Posted by: River Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 07, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

Well, a flight on Spirit could be good practice for the MoMe. Do fights break out at the MoMes?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

187 Hear, hear.
And while you're at it kick Louie Gohmert for running against AG Bill Paxton.

Louie, I hope you are sucked into the Tech Lord black hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:30 PM (1/1+W)

I always liked Louie before, but I think he's running a very week campaign. Primary is in 3 weeks, and I think that's going to be the end of his political career. And I don't think he'll mind; he pretty much disappeared over the last year, and I think he's gotten sick to death of the whole political game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (evAgx)

188 She will have a wonderful career as a rice picker on the People's Rice Farm #12 in Wuhan province.
Posted by: Diogenes

Couldn't happen to a nicer gal.

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)

189 Artificial intelligence? Yeah, that's Brandon.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

190 Speaking of, Lynard Skynard got their name from the song Hello Muddah by Allen Sherman. Leonard Skinner caught Ptomaine poisoning in the song.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)
---------

It was their gym teacher.

Posted by: ballistic at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (oXNqT)

191 Is allan sherman the same guy who did the 'All I want for Hanukah is Marilyn Monroe'?

It sounds like the kind of thing he would sing, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t. I have most of his albums and that’s not on any of them.

Looks like it was a Lou Menchell. And while that might be a made-up name, he definitely doesn’t sound like Sherman.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (CX3cf)

192 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

After a half hour, it seems to be effective, but I won't rest easy until the rain stops (tomorrow morning).

Yep. Ice dams just one of the benefits of living in the far North.

Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (5whL5)

193 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.

Good to hear BC!!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (nxdel)

194 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:21 PM (4fSQf)

*doffs dunce cap*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (EZebt)

195 I wonder if Dr. Fauci

That Sicilian gnome is going to hang or we are all going to hell.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:34 PM (1/1+W)

196 I thought you were going for the sumo suit. Remember those looked like a real sumo. Hotter tha a MOPP suit specially if your drunked up. My opponent was a young woman and she put my ass down PDQ. I just rolled around like a turtle and nobody would help me up. Jacksonville Florida, baby!
Posted by: Eromero

next time we meet, remind me to tell you about training the guard dogs at the missile site. *shudders*

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:34 PM (xKOTy)

197 159 I flew Spirit Airlines once.

I forfeited the return trip and bought a ticket on an airline that was actually minimally competent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)

My brother-in-law flew from Denver to Houston for $30.00, one way, a couple of years ago on one of those airlines. He has the first two nickles he has ever earned, for sure.

Posted by: Javems at February 07, 2022 10:34 PM (AmoqO)

198 Wiki has a lot of details about the dad including the Peking University position he shares with Microsofts former head of artificial intelligence.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (Ufzqi)

Thanks. Sounds like pretty obvious spy guys.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

199 Frontier Airlines needs to DIAF. I don't know about Spirit, but I assume they are of equal use and quality.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (eKvjl)

200 X rated VCRs? "Oooo, switch me to SLP and we can go for hours! Now put it in me! Press that right there...yeah baby..."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (II3Gr)

201 The CEO of Spotify has proven to be a pussy. Instead of backing his asset, the highest rated podcast in the world, he grovels to the leftist mob.

He should have done what Adam Corolla did a few years ago when pressured from the cancel crowd. Adam told them to go to hell. He is doing fine these days.

The Spotify CEO has so much more leverage, and cash flow to boot. Instead of standing up to the mob, he bows and grovels. So far, Rogan has "chosen" to remove 113 old episodes of his show. I did listen to his response from a few days ago, and he made a lot of common sense. Of course, this just fans the flames of Leftist hate.

Still, I am impressed with somebody who gets a gig to sit on his ass for a few hours a day, espouses his opinions, and gets paid $100,000,000 for it. That to me is the definition of genius.

Hang in there, Joe Rogan. Thing is, we probably disagree on most political issues. Doesn't matter, he is honest in his views, which cannot be said of many others in the public eye these days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (sy5kK)

202 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (m0zqP)

Cats are both predator and prey, and survive by knowing all the ins and outs of their turf so they don't get caught off guard. A new home, even a good one, is a possible danger until everything possible is learned about it. That's why often a cat in a new spot finds a corner, wall, under a bit of furniture or something up in the air to give moral support while they 'study up'.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (eoQWY)

203 Looks like it was a Lou Menchell. And while that might be a made-up name, he definitely doesn't sound like Sherman.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 07, 2022 10:33 PM (CX3cf)

My memory is tricksy and false!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (eN2PK)

204 I flew Spirit Airlines once.

I forfeited the return trip and bought a ticket on an airline that was actually minimally competent.

Flew Frontier once. From Denver to El Paso. It would have been faster to rent a car and drive home, by about 30 minutes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:36 PM (SchxB)

205 What is the best towing EV? Well that would be my V8 98 Chevy Z71 4 WD truck, Silly.

Only thing wrong with that Tesla truck is that it's missing a 427.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:36 PM (1/1+W)

206 200 X rated VCRs? "Oooo, switch me to SLP and we can go for hours! Now put it in me! Press that right there...yeah baby..."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (II3Gr)

No wonder Beta never caught on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:36 PM (6FeV1)

207 So Zhu fails and her former country barely notices.

But her current one sure does.

Custer didn't misjudge the odds that badly.

Posted by: Bete at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (Ojki1)

208
**whistles quietly as I erase BD from LinkedIn site**
Posted by: Diogenes

never you, brother. you've been in that trench.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xKOTy)

209 199 Frontier Airlines needs to DIAF. I don't know about Spirit, but I assume they are of equal use and quality.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:35 PM (eKvjl)

-----------

Spirit Airlines has pioneered providing meth heads and hobos the type of access to air transportation previously enjoyed only by regular people.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (VxC1e)

210 Well, a flight on Spirit could be good practice for the MoMe. Do fights break out at the MoMes?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

Only if the topic of discussion fades into the crossbow/longbow territory. In that case, all bets for civility are off.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (eKvjl)

211 Sometimes people register to run as a fall back in case something happens to the front runner

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

212 Hello Jewels!

Hope your days are getting better, my prayers have included your name in them recently.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (sy5kK)

213 You laugh, but free pipes are a consequence of free needle exchange programs. It wasn't fair that only hardcore heroin junkies got tax subsidized concierge service.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (4NlP1)

It's just nice to know that my tax money will go toward something worthwhile.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

214 I still loathe bd faggots.
\rant off
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:23 PM (xKOTy)

Bif,
Sounds more.like the.Program Manager guys. Most BD folk are out looking for the next opportunity. Thats what I did. Unless they had you working a new Task Order. And the big question...who's charge line???

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 10:38 PM (axyOa)

215 You laugh, but free pipes are a consequence of free needle exchange programs. It wasn't fair that only hardcore heroin junkies got tax subsidized concierge service.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (4NlP1)

It's just nice to know that my tax money will go toward something worthwhile.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

It is sad that pipes to junkies is high up on the list of valuable government programs these days, what with Fauci sponsoring Death Viruses and Puppy torture in many forms also on my dime.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2022 10:39 PM (eoQWY)

216 Thank you LCD.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:39 PM (nxdel)

217 >>>I always liked Louie before, but I think he's running a very week campaign. Primary is in 3 weeks, and I think that's going to be the end of his political career. And I don't think he'll mind; he pretty much disappeared over the last year, and I think he's gotten sick to death of the whole political game.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (evAgx)
----------------

He's attacking Paxton because Paxton is being attacked by the Austin Democrat machine.
Fuck you, Louie.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:39 PM (1/1+W)

218 Fool For the City and Slow Ride have to be my two most favorite Foghat songs.

On a very large stereo system, of course. It is impossible to have too much bass when listening to a Foghat song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:39 PM (sy5kK)

219 I flew spirit one time. They charged for water, and If they could figure out how to charge to breathe the air or to use the bathroom, they would.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 10:40 PM (Ed8Zd)

220 Speaking of, Lynard Skynard got their name from the song Hello Muddah by Allen Sherman. Leonard Skinner caught Ptomaine poisoning in the song.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

---------

It was their gym teacher.
Posted by: ballistic

Ed White High School
Jacksonville, FL

Posted by: Adriane the Rebel Rock Music Critic ... at February 07, 2022 10:40 PM (okV1R)

221 On a very large stereo system, of course. It is impossible to have too much bass when listening to a Foghat song.

---------

Or any fresh seafood, for that matter.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 10:40 PM (VxC1e)

222 Louie should be defending Paxton.
That's how the Dems do it.
That's how it should be done.
Reference the magnificent MTG's earlier quote.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:41 PM (1/1+W)

223 Flew Frontier once. From Denver to El Paso. It would have been faster to rent a car and drive home, by about 30 minutes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:36 PM (SchxB)

It took Frontier 48 hours plus at least three good hard lies to fly me and my toddler son from San Diego to Madison, WI. They put us up in a hotel in Denver, one with a pool, without our luggage. Not much swimming without that swimwear.... and no room service or restaurant, and it was after closing time locally. No food, no clothes, no deodorant, no diapers. Neato.

Luckily, I travel somewhat prepared. But there's only so much applesauce you can eat at one sitting.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:41 PM (eKvjl)

224 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (m0zqP)
* * * *
That's terrific news, BeckoningChasm! Sounds like you are bonding well with the new fur baby.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 07, 2022 10:41 PM (973h7)

225 I'm off to bed praying fervently that I don't dream about Eromero and CBD in a kimono. Night all.. Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:41 PM (nxdel)

226 Re: Foghat, their rendition of "Maybellene" is better than Chuck Berry's. And I say that as a big Chuck Berry fan.

Posted by: a.moron at February 07, 2022 10:42 PM (F6Xpw)

227 Well, I guess the memo has gone out from the Biden Administration.

California, Oregon, New Jersey, Delaware, and Connecticut all announced today that their mask requirements will be gone in a number of weeks. (I may have missed some states, and technically unvaccinated people in California will still have to mask, which I'm sure will be ignored.)

Joe wants to declare victory over Covid in his State of the Union Address, so he is clearing the decks.

Oregon was particularly amusing, since just last week state health bureaucrats were preparing a permanent mask mandate. Now, all mask requirements will be gone by March 31st at the latest.

Portland Reddit responded predictably to the news: many commenters announcing that they will wear masks forever, commenters announcing that this was all political (of course - it's always been political), and several parents announcing that the mask requirements have to stay until their two-year-olds can be vaccinated (if you walk around unmasked, you are murdering two-year-olds).

Masks today . . . masks tomorrow . . . masks forever.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

228 China definitely screwing with Olympic competitors: https://archive.ph/Gsj15

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:42 PM (SchxB)

229 It's in the documentary that made in 2018.

Allen Sherman was 1963. The teacher was 1966

https://tinyurl.com/2p99dapr

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:42 PM (4fSQf)

230 Night Jewells45.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:42 PM (eN2PK)

231 Freedom convoy 's address to the nation. Well spoken and inspiring.

https://tinyurl.com/2j6keezt

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 07, 2022 10:42 PM (i6oLq)

232 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2022 10:31 PM (m0zqP)

Nothing better than a cuddly kitty.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 10:43 PM (P3gRi)

233 222 Louie should be defending Paxton.
That's how the Dems do it.
That's how it should be done.
Reference the magnificent MTG's earlier quote.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:41 PM (1/1+W)

Seriously, just go meet up for a beer and flip a coin, or rock-paper-scissors for it, fucking something, and not this horseshit backstabbing King Fuck of Fail Mountain script all the damned time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:43 PM (6FeV1)

234 Oh my - just read news of a big Supreme Court vote, 5-4 (roberts siding with the liberals) that OVERTURNED a ruling against the Republicans in Alabama redistricting.

In other words, a big win for Republican redistricting, and the SCOTUS has joined the fight on our side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:43 PM (evAgx)

235 Insom, you don't need a VCR, check out the Japanese pron. Some of their work is quality product.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (1/1+W)

236 Do fights break out at the MoMes?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

MoMe's have only the kindest, wittiest, calmest people at them. Of course, I've yet to attend a NoVA MoMe. So at this point, the jury is still out before making that a blanket statement.

Think of it, Weasel, bluebird, and Berserker, all in the same room. Like I said, the jury is still out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

237 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Yay, cat!

Posted by: Adriane the Rebel Rock Music Critic ... at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (okV1R)

238 >>It was their gym teacher.
Posted by: ballistic

>>Ed White High School
Jacksonville, FL

Still remember exactly where I was when I heard they crashed. Southern rock was a huge part of my high school years. I weep for the crap the kids of today have.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (ZLI7S)

239 235 Insom, you don't need a VCR, check out the Japanese pron. Some of their work is quality product.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (1/1+W)

I plead the fifth. But the idea of a VCR that was itself X-rated was amusing to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (II3Gr)

240 234 Oh my - just read news of a big Supreme Court vote, 5-4 (roberts siding with the liberals) that OVERTURNED a ruling against the Republicans in Alabama redistricting.

In other words, a big win for Republican redistricting, and the SCOTUS has joined the fight on our side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:43 PM (evAgx

And Roberts confirms his status as chief apologist for liberals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (4fSQf)

241 Paxton is being attacked by the Austin Democrat machine.

Ken Paxton is possibly the only really serious state-level politician we have. If he’s faking it, he’s faking it a lot better than anyone else, including “letterman” Cruz and especially Abbott.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (CX3cf)

242 Most BD folk are out looking for the next opportunity. Thats what I did. Unless they had you working a new Task Order. And the big question...who's charge line???
Posted by: Diogenes

it's a corporate charge back long term irad. the local bd boys funded some travel to get an in person demo to leverage someone else's investment or LOE. they basically wanted a trl7 end result of 24 months of development, overnight.

ghaaa. this is why we don't let them near our engineers and force them to work through a PM construct as a bridge. PM signed off on the demo as it was a risk reduction to a near term decision point. i supported her on that. then the bd boys got the bit in their teeth so to speak and ran away.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (xKOTy)

243 Fool for the city. Folks moved from HB to western CO in 75. In 76 I walked out to I 70 and hitchhiked back to CA. I think I was 14. Really stupid, but stayed a virgin. What a wild trip. I think I had $16 at the time

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (qpolg)

244 China will win more medals than any other country. They will do so by proclaiming positive covid tests on anyone else who might be a contender. They will treat them badly and then claim it was all to "keep them safe."

Anyone who did not see this coming is a serious Pollyanna.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:46 PM (eKvjl)

245 Think of it, Weasel, bluebird, and Berserker, all in the same room. Like I said, the jury is still out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

Bluebird???
Well, there's gonna be hell to pay now!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 10:46 PM (axyOa)

246 222 Louie should be defending Paxton.
That's how the Dems do it.
That's how it should be done.
Reference the magnificent MTG's earlier quote.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:41 PM (1/1+W)

Paxton has a lot of baggage, and I did not support him when he first ran 4 years ago. But he's done a good job, and deserves to keep it. Louie's going to pay a high price, I think - goodbye to politics for a while, maybe for good. Maybe he already has a better offer and is using this as a way out.

George P. Bush is pretty much done, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:46 PM (evAgx)

247 First we turn south to clean up Greece before we turn East.
Operation Barbarossa will begin a little late but what could go wrong?

Posted by: Brandon at February 07, 2022 10:47 PM (6BTho)

248 then the bd boys got the bit in their teeth so to speak and ran away.
Posted by: BifBewalski

i guess i'm ultimately responsible, which is why i'm so pissed. i trusted them when they said 'just the tip'

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:47 PM (xKOTy)

249 @201: "The Spotify CEO has so much more leverage, and cash flow to boot. Instead of standing up to the mob, he bows and grovels."

Spotify's problem is that they've been trying to leverage their market position with a whole bunch of "exclusive" podcasts from left leaning social media influencer types. Sure, it's a headache when Michelle Obama or Harry and Meghan get all pissy about their exclusive podcasts being tainted by association, but the real mess is simmering down on the third and fourth tiers of paid talent. Those are the people that'll spurn Spotify as soon as the paychecks and turn their fury into obsessive boycotts and constant rage tweeting.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 10:47 PM (4NlP1)

250 In 76 I walked out to I 70 and hitchhiked back to CA. I think I was 14. Really stupid, but stayed a virgin.

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Do you remember a Chevy van with some Native American claptrap on the side? Because that was me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 10:47 PM (VxC1e)

251 That will frighten them. Not! Sen. Ted

SFGoth succinctly nailed the other night, he said,

"RICO"

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:47 PM (1/1+W)

252 They will treat them badly and then claim it was all to "keep them safe."

Anyone who did not see this coming is a serious Pollyanna.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:46 PM (eKvjl)

World class athletes don't need to do such silly things as eating well or getting a good night's sleep. That's preposterous. They're machines!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:48 PM (6FeV1)

253 Think of it, Weasel, bluebird, and Berserker, all in the same room. Like I said, the jury is still out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

We won't have a room for the AKMOME; it is a bring your own kinda place, but I expect all and sundry to be there. Check the sidebar, please, and I will send info.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 10:48 PM (eKvjl)

254 I was thrilled to see the Biden Administration will be handing out Crack Pipes...
Finally there is a job for Hunter; that he is eminently qualified to have.

Posted by: gekkobear at February 07, 2022 10:48 PM (I388C)

255 Think of it, Weasel, bluebird, and Berserker, all in the same room. Like I said, the jury is still out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

Guns, grub, and guitars.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 10:48 PM (II3Gr)

256 37 A rough first showing at the Beijing Winter Olympics for U.S.-born Chinese figure skater Zhu Yi continued on Monday after she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice.

It's really difficult to figure skate when you have the weight of 12 million oppressed Uyghurs on your back. Especially the landings.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:48 PM (sy5kK)

257 I'd have loved to see Skynard and /or the Allman Brothers live.

Hell, 38 special and foghat too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:49 PM (4fSQf)

258 Alternatively:

Shooting, shivving, and shredding.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 07, 2022 10:49 PM (II3Gr)

259 >>Think of it, Weasel, bluebird,

Can I have you stuff?

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)

260 How do you order the free crack pipes?

I smell a business plan forming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:50 PM (4fSQf)

261 A rough first showing at the Beijing Winter Olympics for U.S.-born Chinese figure skater Zhu Yi continued on Monday after she fell twice during the final event in the team competition before breaking down in tears on the ice.

Karmas a bitch isn't it?
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 07, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)

I call dibs on her kidneys.

Posted by: Rico at February 07, 2022 10:51 PM (yQpMk)

262 Do you remember a Chevy van with some Native American claptrap on the side? Because that was me.
Posted by: Cicero

lol. There was some hippy couple that picked me up in a van. I slept in the van one night. I was horrified at what they were doing. Then there was a nice old man. And then then there was the truck driver. Got left in SF bus station. He was nice enough to buy me a bus ticket to the southland. I was leary of the SF pimps with the hats and monochrome suits in the bus station. then there were the freaks on the bus.

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 10:52 PM (qpolg)

263 Ken Paxton is possibly the only really serious state-level politician we have. If he's faking it, he's faking it a lot better than anyone else, including "letterman" Cruz and especially Abbott.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (CX3cf)

I think he's serious; it's just that he's got some serious snake oil stuff in his past, and he has the same problems with his staff that Kamala does. But the public doesn't appear to mind much.

The story of his criminal indictment is truly bizarre, and probably should become a book at some point. He's still under indictment now; but it's been 5 years and no court has been willing to hear the case. It never gets dismissed, it never goes to trial. It just bounces and bounces and bounces along. (It is a bullshit case)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 10:52 PM (evAgx)

264 261 That liver is mine!

Posted by: David Crosby at February 07, 2022 10:53 PM (Ojki1)

265 MoMe's have only the kindest, wittiest, calmest people at them. Of course, I've yet to attend a NoVA MoMe. So at this point, the jury is still out before making that a blanket statement.

Think of it, Weasel, bluebird, and Berserker, all in the same room. Like I said, the jury is still out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

Bluebird? Damn right the jury is still out. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 10:53 PM (VwHCD)

266 Bob Burns the drummer is on video explaining how it came about. The teacher was after the song and a coincidence.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (4fSQf)

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I think we need a link, Yoko-lover.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:53 PM (EZebt)

267 264 261 That liver is mine!
Posted by: David Crosby at February 07, 2022 10:53 PM (Ojki1)

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It's SIX TO A CUSTOMER, bitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 10:54 PM (VxC1e)

268 Frontier Airlines and Spirit Airlines, the two largest ultralow-cost carriers in the U.S., have agreed to merge, creating what would become the fifth-largest airline in the country.
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In-flight meals and entertainment to be provided by Chuck E Cheese and WorldStar Hip-Hop.

"We loves us some flyin', and it be showin' like a motherf'er!"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 07, 2022 10:54 PM (OssQ4)

269 The Lynard Skynard controversy may divide the Horde like nothing since Mary Anne vs. Ginger.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 10:55 PM (VxC1e)

270 An Oregon man tricked a woman into thinking she was training to be a DEA agent for a year, officials say.

Important part is; Did he get laid.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 10:55 PM (1/1+W)

271 62 Otherwise, MTG, you are just spinning your wheels.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)

Sounds to me like that's exactly what she's advocating for, but she can't really do much other than "spin her wheels" so long as she's outnumbered by finks and quislings.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 10:14 PM (6FeV1)

Yeah, maybe I was a bit harsh on MTG, but I'm pretty burned out on politics. She does a good job of being a Leftist target while speaking her mind.
Let's just get to the next revolution, while my knees still function properly and I can still see the targets.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:55 PM (sy5kK)

272 then the bd boys got the bit in their teeth so to speak and ran away.
Posted by: BifBewalski

i guess i'm ultimately responsible, which is why i'm so pissed. i trusted them when they said 'just the tip'
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 10:47 PM (xKOTy)
***

Well don't be too hard on yourself. TRL 7 is a big step. Particularly if you have to adapt to new crap from the good idea fairy.
I've had three.proposals done and dusted with a pWin sitting at about .85 when the senior VP waltzes.in (with his bimbo) and decides we need to make some changes. I hated those people. Lost all the bids.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 10:56 PM (axyOa)

273 267 264 261 That liver is mine!
Posted by: David Crosby at February 07, 2022 10:53 PM (Ojki1)

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It's SIX TO A CUSTOMER, bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 10:54 PM (VxC1e)

But that three year old whose parents aren't vaccinated can't have the life saving transplant. Die now, peasant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2022 10:56 PM (eN2PK)

274 If people ever ask me if I believe in "The Mandela Effect" I respond "Yes."

Prior to to a few years ago I had never, ever heard of the group 'Status Quo' who have apparently been around since 1967.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 07, 2022 10:56 PM (EughT)

275 Think of it, Weasel, bluebird, and Berserker, all in the same room.
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I have met them all in different combos but never the 3 all at once. Bluebird is lovely!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 07, 2022 10:56 PM (UUBmN)

276 Good evening y'all!

The last couple of times flying southwest the attendants have been mask names and general bitches, including the "males"

{{{{Jewels}}}}

Off to watch Gutfeld

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 07, 2022 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)

277 The Lynard Skynard controversy may divide the Horde like nothing since Mary Anne vs. Ginger.

Mary Anne and Ginger had a jello wrestling match?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 10:57 PM (SchxB)

278 Paxton. I think his GOP rivals smell weakness due to Paxton's very public problems and are challenging him because they want the office.
Nothing nefarious, just politics. I'm going to stick with Paxton because I assume his problems are B.S. till proven otherwise because Dems have tried to use lawfare against GOPers ever since i got to Texas (Kay Bailey Hutchinson, Tom Delay, Rick Perry being prominent examples).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2022 10:58 PM (KFhLj)

279 159 I flew Spirit Airlines once.

I forfeited the return trip and bought a ticket on an airline that was actually minimally competent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 07, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)

I was reading the comments after one of the youtubes of fights aboard Spirit Airlines. Commenters were telling the prices they paid for tickets. I'd be afraid to fly an airline that sells tickets that cheaply. You wonder who they're hiring as pilots, not to mention the scrimping they do on maintenance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

280
Off to the rare-earth mine for the failed Chinx Ice skater.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 10:59 PM (/U27+)

281 ===
I think we need a link, Yoko-lover.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 10:53 PM (EZebt)

I provided one. See 229

It's in the Documentary on the band. Streaming on Netflix now. Bob Burns interview.

USA Today reported on it.

I'm not saying the teacher wasn't part of it. But that Burns got the idea first from that song. The teacher came after and sealed the deal because they thought it was funny. It was karma when the teacher showed up. But they joked about Skinner being responsible for things they couldn't explain for a while before the teacher.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:59 PM (4fSQf)

282 Best thing about Lynard Skynard is putting Neil Young in his place.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:01 PM (1/1+W)

283 >>Think of it, Weasel, bluebird,

Can I have you stuff?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)

Dibs on your gubs!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:02 PM (axyOa)

284 You get so used to bad news, anything can cheer you up. Had to make a follow up call on some medical stuff, and everything ok. Bank had not posted CC payment, check CC and it posted and they jacked my credit limit up by 3K. Neighbor comes by, son left a bottle of scotch . Neighbor doesn't do scotch, gives it to me (JW Black).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 07, 2022 11:03 PM (lz5hY)

285 Do fights break out at the MoMes?
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

Does chili have carrots?

Posted by: flounder at February 07, 2022 11:03 PM (SH2Zi)

286 Poetry in Motion ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2022 11:03 PM (qAR6u)

287 Nazis.......ugh!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 07, 2022 11:03 PM (/UQ/R)

288 I know somebody married into the Skynerd family. Will ask tomorrow.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 11:03 PM (0OP+5)

289
From my occasional views of the sport, competitive cross-country skiing is a particularly prolonged and painful form of suicide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:04 PM (/U27+)

290 who is this 'b,uebird' and what has she done with bluebell?

inquiring shivs need to know

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 11:04 PM (xKOTy)

291 who is this '~~b,uebird~~ bluebird' and what has she done with bluebell?

inquiring shivs need to know
Posted by: BifBewalski

that's the tax for no autocucomber

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 11:05 PM (xKOTy)

292 From my occasional views of the sport, competitive cross-country skiing is a particularly prolonged and painful form of suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:04 PM (/U27+)

That's what the rifle at the end was originally for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (6FeV1)

293 From my occasional views of the sport, competitive cross-country skiing is a particularly prolonged and painful form of suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Tired once with some friends when we first moved here. Cold, hard work and not enjoyable.

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (qpolg)

294 That's what the rifle at the end was originally for.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (6FeV1)

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lol

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (VxC1e)

295 Do fights break out at the MoMes?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Oh, I wouldn't call them 'fights'.

More like 'discipline'.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (mD/uy)

296 289
From my occasional views of the sport, competitive cross-country skiing is a particularly prolonged and painful form of suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:04 PM (/U27+)

It gives the wolves a little exercise before they eat.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 07, 2022 11:07 PM (cupoy)

297 >>Dibs on your gubs!

Soon as I hit post I knew it was just a matter of time before one you morons would get me but it was too late.

your

Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 11:07 PM (ZLI7S)

298 Prior to to a few years ago I had never, ever heard of the group 'Status Quo' who have apparently been around since 1967.
Posted by: Chuck C

Same with some band called Sparks. Until a few months ago, never heard of them. Then all of the internet tells me, all at one, that they're one of the most influential bands of all time. I guess, sure?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 07, 2022 11:07 PM (OssQ4)

299 Knife people know anatomy better than meatcutters, Bif. Watch yourself.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 11:08 PM (0OP+5)

300 I have 14 confirmed requests for info for the AKMOME at this time. Please don't feel you cannot come if you want to. We are a real state, just like the other ones, only better.

I'm hoping about 1/3 of the requests make it up here, and we still have plenty of room.

Also, if you want to come up to visit, but can't do the MOME, feel free to send an email from the sidebar. I will send you the info and you can always crash in our guest room. If you like dogs. And who doesn't like dogs?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (eKvjl)

301 I only know Status Quo from my momma's vinyl collection... and I've never heard of Sparks until literally just right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)

302 Do fights break out at the MoMes?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Oh, I wouldn't call them 'fights'.

More like 'discipline'.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (mD/uy)

Yeah, well if the ettes start breaking out the wooden spoons I'm leaving a vapor trail.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (VwHCD)

303 Yeah, well if the ettes start breaking out the wooden spoons I'm leaving a vapor trail.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (VwHCD)

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Whatever happened to shooting out the lights?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 11:10 PM (VxC1e)

304 who is this 'b,uebird' and what has she done with bluebell?

inquiring shivs need to know
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 11:04 PM (xKOTy)
***

Somewhere on the eastern seaboard, a wet stone is being applied to a custom handled steel shiv. 4 inches of cold, penetrating death.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:10 PM (axyOa)

305
And who doesn't like dogs?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (eKvjl)

__________

Rat bastards and Democrats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:10 PM (/U27+)

306 Someone was on Twitter whining that you have to make sacrifices to buy a house:

even if young people actually *could* get on the housing ladder by foregoing coffee, holidays, netflix, brunches, books... why should we have to? why should we have to forego the lovely small things that make life bearable just to feel like we have somewhere stable to live?

Marissa D. Barrera, Senior Health Policy Advisor for Bernie Sanders and the Senate Budget Committee chimed in:

this is how I feel when people suggest having roommates as an adult,

So the new entitlement is the right to live in an expensive city without roommates?

I had roommates until I was 40 - I just accepted it as part of urban living, and almost invariably lived with people I got along with.

I didn't know that my human rights were being violated by having to share living spaces.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (I2/tG)

307 Also, if you want to come up to visit, but can't do the MOME, feel free to send an email from the sidebar. I will send you the info and you can always crash in our guest room. If you like dogs. And who doesn't like dogs?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (eKvjl)

I would like to come, but probably cannot, because I will have exhausted all my permitted visitor time in the USA by the time I leave
Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (P3gRi)

308 Same with some band called Sparks. Until a few months ago, never heard of them. Then all of the internet tells me, all at one, that they're one of the most influential bands of all time. I guess, sure?

Budgie. No idea they even existed, and who would expect a band with that name to be old school metal?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (SchxB)

309 And who doesn't like dogs?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:09 PM (eKvjl)

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I love dogs.

Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (VxC1e)

310 293 From my occasional views of the sport, competitive cross-country skiing is a particularly prolonged and painful form of suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Tired once with some friends when we first moved here. Cold, hard work and not enjoyable.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (qpolg)

I competed as a kid, but never won anything. It is, however, a lovely thing to do as a touring hobby. You get to go to the most awesome places and it is quiet and pleasant. And if you keep moving, you really don't get cold.

Uses muscles you might not be familiar with. I did it while I was competitively swimming--same muscles, mostly. But I never did "skating" which is how they compete now. That looks like it hurts.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (eKvjl)

311 I would like to come, but probably cannot, because I will have exhausted all my permitted visitor time in the USA by the time I leave
Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (P3gRi)

You can't get another travel visa? Weird.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:12 PM (eKvjl)

312
The story of his criminal indictment is truly bizarre, and probably should become a book at some point. He's still under indictment now; but it's been 5 years and no court has been willing to hear the case. It never gets dismissed, it never goes to trial. It just bounces and bounces and bounces along. (It is a bullshit case)
Posted by: Tom Serv

In my short time here Ive learned indictments against politicians are just expected and no one takes them too seriously. Except the austin American statesman if its against a Republican

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 11:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

313 Knife people know anatomy better than meatcutters, Bif. Watch yourself.
Posted by: Eromero

yeah, but what a way to go.

did you hear about the man that was killed by ~~liberty valence~~ bluebird?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (xKOTy) - at February 07, 2022 11:13 PM (xKOTy)

314 I've never heard of Sparks until literally just right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

A couple of months ago, there were stories flooding the zone, even on Polygon, a video game site. More than a few hipster commenters bemoaned the thought of people finding out about them. I took a listen, and said meh. I'm probably just not intelligent enough to appreciate their genius or something.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 07, 2022 11:13 PM (OssQ4)

315 I love dogs.
Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (VxC1e)

Probably best to stay away. We will be armed. Fair warning, shithead.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:13 PM (eKvjl)

316 Robert is becoming more used to his new situation. In fact, he's turning into a real cuddlebug.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Awesome

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 07, 2022 11:13 PM (WF/xn)

317 "Why should i have to reprioritize my spending to buy something i can't afford?"

....

Not enough oxide in the Earth's crust to smelt the metal for the sheer quantity of tire irons needed to smack the sense back into this dolt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:14 PM (6FeV1)

318 I would like to come, but probably cannot, because I will have exhausted all my permitted visitor time in the USA by the time I leave
Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (P3gRi)

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the only foreign tourist in America who thinks that visa laws mean anything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 11:14 PM (VxC1e)

319 Everybody knows crackpipe access has been limited to minorities since crack came on the scene. Big Crackpipe does what's best for Big Crackpipe.

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 11:14 PM (dscaa)

320 315 I love dogs.
Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at February 07, 2022 11:11 PM (VxC1e)

Probably best to stay away. We will be armed. Fair warning, shithead.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:13 PM (eKvjl)

Forgot to remind you that the last time you came up here you mispronounced "Kenai" and the had a fish cum on you, so maybe this isn't the most warm and fuzzy place for your tourism bug to scratch it's itch.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:16 PM (eKvjl)

321 It's enjoyable seeing the skiers and the other Olympic athletes in real sports that are good natured and good representatives for America.

None of them are whiny, America-hating wokesters like the gymnasts in the summer Olympics.

Simone Biles and all of her America hating have pretty much ruined the summer Olympics.

I wouldn't mind if they completely eliminated gymnastics.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2022 11:16 PM (Rfm/k)

322 ** its **

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:16 PM (eKvjl)

323 I wouldn't mind if they completely eliminated gymnastics.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 07, 2022 11:16 PM (Rfm/k)

Dude, you haven't seen Nurse shoot have you?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:17 PM (axyOa)

324 Ok then.

Hope
Y'all have a lovely eve.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:17 PM (U2p+3)

325 ** its **
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:16 PM (eKvjl)

Did anybody else's brain just involuntarily start playing the Flying Circus theme?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:17 PM (6FeV1)

326 My experience has been white women with crackpipes. Brothers around here smoke a lot of weed.

Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2022 11:18 PM (0OP+5)

327 90 It is impossible to listen to a the Foghat hit and not start bouncing to the beat.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 10:17 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 10:18 PM (dscaa)

Sorry that you lived a sheltered childhood.

Lots of hits. Lots of good times.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 11:18 PM (sy5kK)

328 Love x-c skiing. What tcn said about much of it. Fantastic workout and natural beauty and .... not many people, and few of the people one would rather avoid anyway. If I'd done things right I'd be spending two months in northern Norway every winter. Assuming they've got hockey too.

And I stalled out, mostly due to geography and available time, just when I was on the precipice of getting into even better things like back-country skiing. Telemark skis, skins, etc. Did one high-altitude mountaineering ski adventure to a hut, was fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:18 PM (OTzUX)

329 299 Knife people know anatomy better than meatcutters, Bif. Watch yourself.
Posted by: Eromero

True story

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 07, 2022 11:18 PM (mTuD/)

330 It is sad that pipes to junkies is high up on the list of valuable government programs these days, what with Fauci sponsoring Death Viruses and Puppy torture in many forms also on my dime.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 07, 2022 10:39 PM (eoQWY)

YEah, I'm wondering what happens to the beagles after Dr. Mengele Fauci is finished with them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

331 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the only foreign tourist in America who thinks that visa laws mean anything.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 11:14 PM (VxC1e)

Yeah, whats up with that??
Just go to Mexico, cross the border at El Paso, tell them your sponsor is in Alaska. Presto! Free trip to the mome.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

332 ** its **
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2022 11:16 PM (eKvjl)

Did anybody else's brain just involuntarily start playing the Flying Circus theme?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:17 PM (6FeV1)

Lol yup, along with the big stompy foot

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 11:19 PM (VwHCD)

333 FYI If I get a kitten I will not be naming it Crackpipe.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2022 11:19 PM (ybIRR)

334 Crack for Crunkers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)

335 Everybody knows crackpipe access has been limited to minorities since crack came on the scene. Big Crackpipe does what's best for Big Crackpipe.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2022 11:14 PM (dscaa)

Venture Capital is lining up for a shot at Hunter's Pipe Emporium.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:20 PM (axyOa)

336 Lol yup, along with the big stompy foot
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 11:19 PM (VwHCD)

Pthbthbthbthbbbtttt

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)

337 The crack pipes initiative sounds like something someone would propose while socking Mary Cloggenstein. It's laugh out loud funny in a way, but shows you the astonishing contempt Dems actually have for black folks.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2022 11:21 PM (KFhLj)

338 Keith > Brent > Pigpen

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 07, 2022 11:21 PM (EZebt)

339 This Spotify CEO sounds like many of the "tech" people - apparently somewhat able in terms of gadgets and marketing or at least oligopoly-building - but pretty much ignorant arrogant idiots otherwise. What an absurd statement there in the quote.

Dude, you run a distribution and hosting business. It's just paperless. You have nothing to do with changing the world (which you're not fit to even consider anyway), or unlocking anything. Jeebus the vapid arrogance and ignroance of these "tech" people.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:21 PM (OTzUX)

340
It's enjoyable seeing the skiers and the other Olympic athletes in real sports that are good natured and good representatives for America.

___________

Without a crowd at the events it's sensationally dull.

Watched the women's biathlon, which prompted my comment above. Immediately after crossing the finish line, everyone collapsed to the ground with exhaustion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:21 PM (/U27+)

341 Fear Keyser Söze because he has everything to lose, but will will stop at nothing to kill it himself.

Posted by: JT Smith at February 07, 2022 11:21 PM (frfx6)

342 And Roberts confirms his status as chief apologist for liberals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (4fSQf)

I think someone has something on him. Bet there are photos.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

343 137 Today was a good day. Had the day off. Later in the afternoon, next door neighbor brings me over the gift of a bottle of Jim Beam Single Batch Bourbon.

Cheers, Horde!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

-----------------
You have a great neighbor!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (sy5kK)

344 And Roberts confirms his status as chief apologist for liberals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (4fSQf)

I think someone has something on him. Bet there are photos.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

And audio.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (VwHCD)

345 Bet there are photos.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

They probably have the live boy in person.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (6FeV1)

346 Jeet Heer, whose BMI bests his IQ by thirty points, says truck owner operators aren't working class.

"A lot of right wing strategy is about eliding the difference between company drivers & owner-operators. It's a trick to disguise a typically reactionary constituency with the mantle of the working class."

https://bit.ly/3JcGaeQ

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 11:24 PM (i0wNm)

347 Not seeing any of the Olympics. X-c viewing has become immensely better thanks to the proliferation of cameras. Also, the commentators usually are actual experts, and there's much more meat than idiotic boring soap opera crap for children, which of course has long dominated coverage of "popular" events.

X-c including biathlon of course, which can actually be a very exciting race event to watch if covered properly, ski jumping, downhill, bobsled - only events I've ever watched.

Well, hockey, since it's often much better, and played on the big ice. Not just shoving and holding and dump-and-chase, which makes pro hockey mostly unwatchable dreck.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:25 PM (OTzUX)

348 @337: "The crack pipes initiative sounds like something ..."

There's just so much money slushing around the "non-profit homeless support service industrial complex" that every dumb idea is bound to be funded eventually.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 11:25 PM (4NlP1)

349 >>Keith > Brent > Pigpen

Different times, different vibes.

Liked all. Still do.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 11:25 PM (ZLI7S)

350 Jeet Heer sounds like part of an old Foxworthy bit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:25 PM (6FeV1)

351 From my occasional views of the sport, competitive cross-country skiing is a particularly prolonged and painful form of suicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Tired once with some friends when we first moved here. Cold, hard work and not enjoyable.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 11

I much preferred X-Country skiing over downhill. Nothing like breaking trail through untouched snow in clear, cold mountain air. The solitude and beauty far surpassed jostling downhill wankers racing to break bones. The only pain back then was having the wrong wax for your skis when snow conditions changed.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 07, 2022 11:25 PM (8KgiH)

352 People will be cutting their feet on streets littered with crack pipes. Little children will pick them up and chew them.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:26 PM (1/1+W)

353 Yeah, big rig ceos. Go with that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2022 11:26 PM (KFhLj)

354 The ChiComs let Hunter compete.

https://bit.ly/34jNEOD

Posted by: bonhomme at February 07, 2022 11:27 PM (i0wNm)

355 rhomboid,
I got to watch the men's biathalon at the Vancouver BC Olympics. I was wishing binocular viewing of a shooting station. It was insane. Those guys are just busting ass on the snow, throw themselves on their bellies and instant calm.

What a party it was. I feel bad for the athletes in Beijing. No parties. No comraderie. No crazy sex parties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

356 Tired once with some friends when we first moved here. Cold, hard work and not enjoyable.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 11:06 PM (qpolg)

Actually you end up overheated from all that arm movement. That being said, it does take exertion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)

357 I feel bad for the athletes in Beijing. No parties. No comraderie. No crazy sex parties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

And the free condoms provided by the host country are all size Small.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)

358 World of difference between company drivers and owner operators.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:30 PM (1/1+W)

359 nerdygirl, just not a fan of the cold. I really hate being cold.

Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 11:30 PM (qpolg)

360 XC skiing is hard work, but immensely gratifying. Especially if you pack in a picnic lunch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

361 Crack for Crunkers?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)

I not just the client, I'm the president.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 07, 2022 11:32 PM (d5sc9)

362 357 I feel bad for the athletes in Beijing. No parties. No comraderie. No crazy sex parties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3)
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Xi decided to be tough guy instead of gracious host.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:32 PM (1/1+W)

363 And the free condoms provided by the host country are all size Small.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)

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In China they're sized like olives. The smallest size is "medium" and the standard non-Chinese size is Super Colossal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2022 11:32 PM (VxC1e)

364 @353: "Yeah, big rig ceos. Go with that"

Nowadays, you don't qualify as true working class unless you're stuck making fancy coffee drinks and forever waiting on $50k in student loan debt forgiveness.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 07, 2022 11:33 PM (4NlP1)

365 The incredible and AFAIK unique aspect of biathlon is the combination of the most aerobic activity there is (x-c skiing) with a task involving breath control and fine motor skills (target shooting).

It's of course an outgrowth of military training, with fast skis/equipment, and specialized rimfire rifles added/subbed in.

There was an effort a while back to get an "historic biathlon" thing going - general-purpose skis of the sort used by ski troops, service rifle calibers, steel profile targets at realistic ranges, engaged from concealment, all in a natural setting. Would have been strictly for geek/afficionados, but would have been fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:34 PM (OTzUX)

366 Swim twenty laps and then drown a guy.

Run five kilometers and strangle a guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko ripping off Seinfeld at February 07, 2022 11:36 PM (6FeV1)

367 Did anybody else's brain just involuntarily start playing the Flying Circus theme?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:17 PM (6FeV1)

HA! (raises hand)

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 11:37 PM (evAgx)

368 Can't believe Gutfeld has Marianne Williamson on the show.........blech!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 07, 2022 11:37 PM (/UQ/R)

369
I have three doctors appointments this week for a variety of annoying little problems. I'm on Medicare now, so all you young whippersnappers need to get to work to cover the cost.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:38 PM (/U27+)

370 359 nerdygirl, just not a fan of the cold. I really hate being cold.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2022 11:30 PM (qpolg)

I didn't mind the cold when I was younger, now I avoid going outside. I sold my cross country skis about six years ago.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:39 PM (+lVUW)

371
And the free condoms provided by the host country are all size Small.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)

XS.

Posted by: LASue at February 07, 2022 11:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

372 Out of desperation tried to watch Brett Baier, couldn't make it past the introductions.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:40 PM (1/1+W)

373 Out of desperation tried to watch Brett Baier, couldn't make it past the introductions.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:40 PM (1/1+W)

Creepy little Cabbage Patch looking motherfucker...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2022 11:41 PM (6FeV1)

374 369
I have three doctors appointments this week for a variety of annoying little problems. I'm on Medicare now, so all you young whippersnappers need to get to work to cover the cost.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:38 PM (/U27+)
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Good luck.
I just had one of three. One of the tests was ant-body leaves. They shot me in April so the results should be interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 07, 2022 11:42 PM (1/1+W)

375 I have three doctors appointments this week for a variety of annoying little problems. I'm on Medicare now, so all you young whippersnappers need to get to work to cover the cost.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:38 PM (/U27+)

It's balanced out by people like me. I haven't been to my GP in, I think, 3 years. I'm not sure. My beagle goes to the doctor more than I do.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:43 PM (+lVUW)

376 >>XC skiing is hard work, but immensely gratifying. Especially if you pack in a picnic lunch.

When I lived in Maine we used to downhill ski at Sugarloaf which also has miles of groomed X country trails. I had only done it previously on ungroomed trails and it was hard work but on the groomed ones it was a lot of fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 07, 2022 11:43 PM (ZLI7S)

377 There is this,
What is CANADA
Should be USA
Without a doubt
The time is NOW

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2022 11:46 PM (J00IM)

378 ..You have a great neighbor! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (sy5kK)

Good neighbor, and with a Hordian Grade inventory of canoe ballast, there, too. Knows his way around a tool-bin and a galley, and until he got engaged a few months back, a Two-and-a-Half Men lineup of hotties transiting through as they "auditioned" for the role.

Been tryin' to get him up to the TxMoMeet, fingers crossed for this year. He'll be a natural in the Weasel School for Wayward Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2022 11:47 PM (QzJWU)

379 I ever tell you folks about the time I was at the Civic Center Muni station catching the train inbound and a couple (man and woman) were shooting up on the platform? I even took a picture of it, still have it. The lights from the oncoming train make it unreal. 8:02 a.m. That was January, 2018. Shit's been falling apart for a long time.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 07, 2022 11:47 PM (KAi1n)

380 Truckers have blocked the bridge between Detroit and Windsor.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

381 The x-c talk reminded me of the kind of snowmobiles that I've always wanted:

https://tinyurl.com/2p85m9v8

(Soviet WWII prop-driven armed sleds)

Even cooler than motorcycle side-cars with machine guns mounted, I'd say.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)

382 380 Truckers have blocked the bridge between Detroit and Windsor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

Maybe they should go get some of those Confederate Statues that have been 'taken down' over the last few years... and put them in the middle of the Highway.

Watch Liberal and Media heads... explode.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2022 11:51 PM (oHd/0)

383 That's the Ambassador Bridge, it carries a lot of traffic.

Posted by: Lirio100 at February 07, 2022 11:51 PM (uFOGo)

384 Fun times when I was younger and dumber, Cousin and I would go downhill skiing on moonlit nights through the woods.

Logs and stumps were a bit of bother.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 07, 2022 11:51 PM (KATBx)

385 Truckers have blocked the bridge between Detroit and Windsor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

Typically a solid military tactic. Go for the bridges.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:51 PM (axyOa)

386 Should stop up the tunnel there too.

Posted by: Lirio100 at February 07, 2022 11:52 PM (uFOGo)

387 369
I have three doctors appointments this week for a variety of annoying little problems. I'm on Medicare now, so all you young whippersnappers need to get to work to cover the cost.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2022 11:38 PM (/U27+)

Remember, unlike the millions of illegals crossing the border, you paid in to Medicare for 40-50 years. Yeah, the gubbermint spent it all and it's upon the current workers to keep it solvent, but the point is that it isn't another gubbermint freebie, you PAID for that care.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 11:52 PM (sy5kK)

388 Diogenes, appropos of nothing save cigars, had a Perdomo Lot 23 today. Not bad.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:54 PM (OTzUX)

389 Windsor:

https://tinyurl.com/6dt7a4d3

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:54 PM (I2/tG)

390 380 Truckers have blocked the bridge between Detroit and Windsor.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

Gawd I love these truckers.

*sheds tear*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 07, 2022 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

391 Just saw the SC said Alabama doesnt have to redraw districts before 22 election to 'reflect the black population' WTF is that supposed to mean, I thought districts were drawn for population period...not based on some jacked up scribblings made by a 2 year old..but what do I know

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 07, 2022 11:55 PM (+I6Y/)

392 Typically a solid military tactic. Go for the bridges.

The Russians still maintain 24x7 police guards on major railroad bridges.

They know.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 07, 2022 11:56 PM (I2/tG)

393 I remember night skiing Friday nights at Alpental for seven bucks.

Hit the bar in the lodge.
Drive home after midnight.

Ah. The 90s.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:56 PM (U2p+3)

394 Wow, I am excited at the idea of using a EV for towing. Bonus, one could even charge the battery off the generator in the trailer! One would have almost unlimited electricity, that way, right?

/repost after somehow posting under a horrid picture of Tank Abrams surveying her lunch

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 07, 2022 11:56 PM (5pTK/)

395 Same with some band called Sparks. Until a few months ago, never heard of them. Then all of the internet tells me, all at one, that they're one of the most influential bands of all time. I guess, sure?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

They (Sparks) were around in the 1970's. I remember hearing them (well, at least on the radio and a record somebody had). They were...ok, I guess. They had kind of a unique sound....which is why they are played all the time now (haha). Most influential?

Really? More know -it- all BS from people who want to buffalo you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 07, 2022 11:56 PM (tjZg/)

396 News from the Canada Front - Trudeau emerged from hiding and swore a huge new crackdown today. In response, the Ambassador Bridge connecting Detroit and Windsor, Ontario, is now shut down due to a blockade on *Both* sides of the bridge. If this continues, all auto manufacturing in the Detroit and Windsor areas (a lot!) will be shut down within days.

Well here's the answer to your threats, Trudeau.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 11:56 PM (evAgx)

397 Truckers have blocked the bridge between Detroit and Windsor.

But how will I get to the strip clubs?

Posted by: Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick! at February 07, 2022 11:57 PM (I2/tG)

398 SFGoth succinctly nailed the other night, he said,
"RICO"
Posted by: Braenyard

: - >

Posted by: SFGoth at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (KAi1n)

399 Diogenes, appropos of nothing save cigars, had a Perdomo Lot 23 today. Not bad.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:54 PM (OTzUX)

The Nicaraguans make.some.good ones!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (axyOa)

400 Can't imagine that MI-Ontario bridge blockage will be tolerated for very long.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (OTzUX)

401 Blue Water bridge at Port Huron MI goes to Canada too. Another possible.

Posted by: Lirio100 at February 07, 2022 11:59 PM (uFOGo)

402 News from the Canada Front - Trudeau emerged from hiding and swore a huge new crackdown today. In response, the Ambassador Bridge connecting Detroit and Windsor, Ontario, is now shut down due to a blockade on *Both* sides of the bridge. If this continues, all auto manufacturing in the Detroit and Windsor areas (a lot!) will be shut down within days.

Well here's the answer to your threats, Trudeau.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2022 11:56 PM (evAgx)
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The elites are howling in anger over this, yet, they don't realize this is the cheapest way to keep things from going into a hot civil war. And, honestly, keep the elites from having to go into hiding.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 08, 2022 12:00 AM (5pTK/)

403 That video statement by the leaders of truckers was good. Clear, concise, sincere and dead serious. Better than anything you will see from the weasel political class like Trudeau who is probably hiding under his bed, if he had the nerve to watch it. . They are a serious threat to the covid power grab and are in grave danger if this goes on. I'm not the praying type but I may start for these truckers

Posted by: Ripley at February 08, 2022 12:01 AM (PTDkx)

404

A Canadian judge issued a 10-day injunction Monday banning protesting truckers from honking their horns in downtown Ottawa, CBC reports.

"Tooting a horn is not an expression of any great thought I'm aware of," Justice Hugh McLean of the Ottawa Superior Court said. He also said the ban on honking would not rob demonstrators of their right to protest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 12:01 AM (63Dwl)

405 https://tinyurl.com/2p85m9v8

(Soviet WWII prop-driven armed sleds)

Even cooler than motorcycle side-cars with machine guns mounted, I'd say.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)

They might work on frozen lakes, and flat-ass prairie. Those things don't do hills at all. Here is how you do hills in the snow:

https://tinyurl.com/bdhct8fj

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:02 AM (P3gRi)

406 XC skiing is hard work, but immensely gratifying. Especially if you pack in a picnic lunch.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I once went XC skiing with one of my best friends, through a forest at night. We went out at 1 am, and didn't come back until 3 am.

It was beyond cool. It was so quiet and silent. In the dead of winter.

XC skiing is a very cool way to workout and move around in winter.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:02 AM (tjZg/)

407 But how will I get to the strip clubs?
Posted by: Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick!

You mean the Windsor ballet?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (tjZg/)

408 Injunction on the honking had some weasel words in there that it shouldn't be taken as a judgment on the lawfulness of any such anti-honking decree.

Basically, we don't know if we can actually do this, but we're gonna do it anyway, so lolgf.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (4NlP1)

409 400 Can't imagine that MI-Ontario bridge blockage will be tolerated for very long.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (OTzUX)
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What are they going to do?
Wreckers won't haul them
Cops can't move them
Tanks would tear it all to hell

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (1/1+W)

410 400 Can't imagine that MI-Ontario bridge blockage will be tolerated for very long.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (OTzUX)

The big problem is that it's blocked on BOTH sides. So they can't fix it by just clearing the Canadian side; they would have to get the US government in on it, too. And while I don't doubt that the current regime is vicious enough to try it, I think they are too disorganized and chaotic to get around to figuring out what to do in time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (evAgx)

411 The Nicaraguans make.some.good ones!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (axyOa)

If you didn't see it the other night, my Constantine Toros you recommended will arrive tomorrow.

In Hoc

Posted by: Beartooth at February 08, 2022 12:04 AM (8KgiH)

412 The big problem is that it's blocked on BOTH sides. So they can't fix it by just clearing the Canadian side; they would have to get the US government in on it, too. And while I don't doubt that the current regime is vicious enough to try it, I think they are too disorganized and chaotic to get around to figuring out what to do in time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (evAgx)
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It's going to depend on the willingness of towing companies to get involved. Considering how loved Whitmer is, I'm guessing towing companies are going to find all kinds of other things they need to do.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 08, 2022 12:05 AM (5pTK/)

413 Get some haz mat trucks in on the bridge blockade...wont be so eager to go all bulldozer

Posted by: a dude in MI at February 08, 2022 12:05 AM (+I6Y/)

414 Tom Serv,
I was wondering about the Michigan Nat Guard stepping in, but not sure they can given its a foreign country. State Patrol perhaps?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:06 AM (axyOa)

415 How is the new oil pump with massive filter coming?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:07 AM (1/1+W)

416 I'm guessing towing companies are going to find all kinds of other things they need to do.

Sorry, Governor, all our drivers are under Covid quarantine.

I'm sure you understand.

Posted by: Detroit Truck Towing Companies! at February 08, 2022 12:08 AM (I2/tG)

417 414 Tom Serv,
I was wondering about the Michigan Nat Guard stepping in, but not sure they can given its a foreign country. State Patrol perhaps?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:06 AM (axyOa)

And here's where the political consideration come in; does Whitmer feel strong enough to call in the national guard on her own protesters? Because it's Americans doing it on the American side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (evAgx)

418 If you didn't see it the other night, my Constantine Toros you recommended will arrive tomorrow.

In Hoc
Posted by: Beartooth at February 08, 2022 12:04 AM (8KgiH)

No. I didn't! An excellent cigar! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. And will...I've ordered a box myself.
In Hoc!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (axyOa)

419 >>>I think they are too disorganized and chaotic to get around to figuring out what to do in time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (evAgx)
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I'd take someone who knows how to make a deal to finesse this.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (1/1+W)

420 You mean the Windsor ballet?

I mean the Royal Canadian Ballet!

Posted by: Funny Detroit Slang! at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

421 @410: "The big problem is that it's blocked on BOTH sides."

If it really is both sides, then you're looking at more than one mile, and four lanes across. Logistically speaking, assuming you can even find enough commercial tow truck drivers willing to turn against their brothers, then you're looking at several days to clear the deck, assuming folks were only kinda sorta dug in, not fullblown hardcore resistance.

Definitely a situation where "making the decision" to do something is divorced from the reality of what actually comes next.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 08, 2022 12:12 AM (4NlP1)

422 What are they going to do?
Wreckers won't haul them
Cops can't move them
Tanks would tear it all to hell

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (1/1+W)

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Panzerfausts

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2022 12:12 AM (VxC1e)

423 How is the new oil pump with massive filter coming?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:07 AM (1/1+W)

Parts arrived yesterday. I will get it up on the hoist tomorrow, maybe. The doggone oil pickup screen in these things is tiny, less than 2 inches O.D. No wonder it can get clogged.Studebaker engines have oil screens about 4" in diameter. So do VW's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:12 AM (P3gRi)

424 And here's where the political consideration come in; does Whitmer feel strong enough to call in the national guard on her own protesters? Because it's Americans doing it on the American side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (evAgx)

I think she's heavy handed enough and thats what this would be. Not sure how big the American protest is, but State po po is the way to go...if they do anything at all. But then again, doing nothing is de facto support to the truckers.
Ha. It sucks to be her.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:13 AM (axyOa)

425 Yea! USA women's hockey tie game 1-1

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)

426 Yea! USA women's hockey tie game 1-1
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)

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That's like soccer only on ice, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2022 12:15 AM (VxC1e)

427 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 08, 2022 12:16 AM (YglAn)

428 That's like soccer only on ice, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2022 12:15 AM (VxC1e)

That's sort of like saying sex is like pushups, only in bed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:17 AM (P3gRi)

429
What a party it was. I feel bad for the athletes in Beijing. No parties. No comraderie. No crazy sex parties.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2022 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

We could invite the athletes to the next PacNWMoMe. That would solve the problem.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:17 AM (sy5kK)

430 That's like soccer only on ice, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 08, 2022 12:15 AM (VxC1e)

Except when they player goes down it is usually a real injury.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:17 AM (axyOa)

431 A5S84

raykon in da house

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:19 AM (P3gRi)

432 >>> No wonder it can get clogged.Studebaker engines have oil screens about 4" in diameter. So do VW's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:12 AM (P3gRi)
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Possible to modify the oil screen?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:19 AM (1/1+W)

433 My favorite Skynrd is the guitar parts of "That Smell" .And my favourite Foghat is the long version of Stone Blue. In the late 70s they were a kid favorite but the critics didn't think much of them.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 08, 2022 12:20 AM (3/XaG)

434 And Roberts confirms his status as chief apologist for liberals.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 07, 2022 10:45 PM (4fSQf)
I think someone has something on him. Bet there are photos.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
And audio.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2022 11:23 PM (VwHCD)

Multi-camera video

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:20 AM (hOUT3)

435 Possible to modify the oil screen?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:19 AM (1/1+W)

I am considering it. Will have to wait until I can get the pan off, and see if there are any constraints on its size or shape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:20 AM (P3gRi)

436 Howdy Hordelings

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:21 AM (mZUr4)

437 Parts arrived yesterday. I will get it up on the hoist tomorrow, maybe. The doggone oil pickup screen in these things is tiny, less than 2 inches O.D. No wonder it can get clogged.Studebaker engines have oil screens about 4" in diameter. So do VW's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:12 AM (P3gRi)

I wonder if they make a "performance" version of that thing. Something a little more generous .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:22 AM (VwHCD)

438 337 The crack pipes initiative sounds like something someone would propose while socking Mary Cloggenstein. It's laugh out loud funny in a way, but shows you the astonishing contempt Dems actually have for black folks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2022 11:21 PM (KFhLj)

Oh, yes, but Democrat contempt is not limited to black folks. Anyone who doesn't kneel and kiss the ring will face the wrath. In this case, the Dems are equal opportunity.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:23 AM (sy5kK)

439 But why did they cover bridges like that?
Posted by: EEEk at February 08, 2022 12:21 AM (A5S84)

trolls have to eat, too

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:23 AM (P3gRi)

440 Doooof!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:23 AM (VwHCD)

441 Hello Doof!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:23 AM (sy5kK)

442 The only fights I have seen at a MoMe was the water gun fights at the last VaMoMe. It was epic.

Posted by: Theodore at February 08, 2022 12:24 AM (GJnvT)

443 Hi Doof!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:24 AM (/UQ/R)

444 Howdy Hordelings
Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:21 AM (mZUr4)

Hello Doof! Enjoyed our phone conversation today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:24 AM (P3gRi)

445 Detroit-Windsor blockade is a big fucking deal for both sides.
The auto industry JIT nonsense will be severely disrupted if it lasts any length of time.

I have family that work in more than one tier 1/2 factories and they will be affected probably by the end of the week.

Mrs DIG told me that they did not have much work tonight, because of the chip shortage, which has been going on independent of this new thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2022 12:25 AM (ufFY8)

446 Hello Doof! Enjoyed our phone conversation today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:24 AM (P3gRi)

Same!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:25 AM (mZUr4)

447 Cicero.......hardly. Hockey players don't flop

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:26 AM (/UQ/R)

448 The reason bridges were covered like that was to protect the surface of the bridge from the effects of weather.
Duh...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 08, 2022 12:26 AM (jTmQV)

449 417 414 Tom Serv,
I was wondering about the Michigan Nat Guard stepping in, but not sure they can given its a foreign country. State Patrol perhaps?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 08, 2022 12:06 AM (axyOa)

And here's where the political consideration come in; does Whitmer feel strong enough to call in the national guard on her own protesters? Because it's Americans doing it on the American side.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (evAgx)

I believe the phrase you are looking for is "in a New York minute."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:26 AM (sy5kK)

450 Mrs DIG told me that they did not have much work tonight, because of the chip shortage, which has been going on independent of this new thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2022 12:25 AM (ufFY

Maybe they could use peanuts, or popcorn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)

451 I miss hanging out here as much as I used to. Hope to return to regular status soon.

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:28 AM (mZUr4)

452 GM 5.7 diesels had a screen shaped like a sock for more surface area in a smaller space.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:29 AM (1/1+W)

453 Berserker, LCD, WDS -- hello!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:29 AM (mZUr4)

454 My favorite Skynrd is the guitar parts of "That Smell"

The entire album, "Street Survivors," is an order of magnitude better than any of their early albums. They got very tight as a band and just better over time. Then came the crash and they sort of froze in development.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 08, 2022 12:30 AM (BMmaB)

455 I'd take someone who knows how to make a deal to finesse this. Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (1/1+W)

There's a guy in Mar-a-Lago . . . .

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 08, 2022 12:31 AM (BMmaB)

456 If the truckers are going to be ticketed for parking, why not just start a 5mph (7 kph in Canada, eh?) convoy, 24/7, looping around main arterials?

A 40 mile (64 km) of trucks would completely mess up any functioning city. How could it be illegal?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:31 AM (sy5kK)

457
Hockey players don't flop
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Freezer burn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 12:32 AM (63Dwl)

458 Maybe they could use peanuts, or popcorn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Saltines...I always go with saltines during a chip shortage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2022 12:32 AM (GBHAb)

459 Bridge blockade is a big fucking deal.
The two neighboring country's, in concert, blocking both sides of the international border.

Has it every happened before?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:33 AM (1/1+W)

460 Doof, my good man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:33 AM (hOUT3)

461 GM 5.7 diesels had a screen shaped like a sock for more surface area in a smaller space.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:29 AM (1/1+W)

I have had several 6.2 Diesels apart. I don't remember how their oil screens were made, other than they were normal enough to be unremarkable.And many oil screens are made such that, if the screen becomes fully obstructed, suction deflects the screen, and allows unscreened oil to enter the pump. Not so, this one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:34 AM (P3gRi)

462 Bridge blockade is a big fucking deal.
The two neighboring country's, in concert, blocking both sides of the international border.

Has it every happened before?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:33 AM (1/1+W)

Team New World Order is thinking about blowing up the bridge so there will be no reason to blockade it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:35 AM (hOUT3)

463 A Canadian judge issued a 10-day injunction Monday banning protesting truckers from honking their horns in downtown Ottawa, CBC reports. "Tooting a horn is not an expression of any great thought I'm aware of," Justice Hugh McLean of the Ottawa Superior Court said. He also said the ban on honking would not rob demonstrators of their right to protest. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 08, 2022 12:01 AM (63Dwl)

Their system is different than ours, but I have a hard time figuring out who the defendant subject to the injunction would be, and obviously if there is such a person, whether that person had notice and an opportunity to be heard in court before his conduct being enjoined. That just fails due process coming and going.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 08, 2022 12:35 AM (BMmaB)

464 If the truckers are going to be ticketed for parking, why not just start a 5mph (7 kph in Canada, eh?) convoy, 24/7, looping around main arterials?

Malicious compliance!!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2022 12:35 AM (ufFY8)

465 409 400 Can't imagine that MI-Ontario bridge blockage will be tolerated for very long.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2022 11:58 PM (OTzUX)
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What are they going to do?
Wreckers won't haul them
Cops can't move them
Tanks would tear it all to hell

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:03 AM (1/1+W)

Daddy! What should I DO?

Posted by: The bastard son of Fidel Castro, now ruining a perfectly fine nation at February 08, 2022 12:35 AM (sy5kK)

466 The two neighboring country's, in concert, blocking both sides of the international border.

Has it every happened before?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:33 AM (1/1+W)

Happened a few days ago at the Coutts/Sweetgrass crossing in N. Montana, where I-15 meets Alberta Hwy 4. I know that one real well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:37 AM (P3gRi)

467 Saltines...I always go with saltines during a chip shortage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2022 12:32 AM (GBHAb)

I like those. Is it my imagination, or do they die fast shortly after opening them? Even new sometimes. It seems like if you have them for a just a little bit, but long before the expiration date, and you open them they taste like they were out in the barn for a few months.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)

468 Daddy! What should I DO?
Posted by: The bastard son of Fidel Castro, now ruining a perfectly fine nation at February 08, 2022 12:35 AM (sy5kK)

Jill! Is it time for my ice cream yet?

Posted by: Dead Brain Joey Choo Choo at February 08, 2022 12:38 AM (ufFY8)

469 457
Hockey players don't flop
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Freezer burn.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Burma shave!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 12:38 AM (U2p+3)

470 Doof, my good man!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:33 AM (hOUT3)

Yo Hrothgar!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:38 AM (mZUr4)

471 Doof.....good to see you.....you do what you need to do......and anything you need we are here

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:39 AM (/UQ/R)

472 I like those. Is it my imagination, or do they die fast shortly after opening them? Even new sometimes. It seems like if you have them for a just a little bit, but long before the expiration date, and you open them they taste like they were out in the barn for a few months.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)

Saltines, with a big slab of icy cold butter. Breakfast of champions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)

473 Heya doof!
How are ya, mister?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 12:40 AM (U2p+3)

474 Happened a few days ago at the Coutts/Sweetgrass crossing in N. Montana, where I-15 meets Alberta Hwy 4. I know that one real well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:37 AM (P3gRi)

Was their cooperation on the US side?

I heard about the Coutts (coots, not cow-ts, lol) side...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2022 12:41 AM (ufFY8)

475 Binder clips to seal those opened sticks of Saltines.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:41 AM (1/1+W)

476 Saltines, with a big slab of icy cold butter. Breakfast of champions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)

Such a simple combination, yet an almost perfect match!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:42 AM (hOUT3)

477 AOP.........
don't you know it! Peanut butter can even be a good addition

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:42 AM (/UQ/R)

478 Binder clips to seal those opened sticks of Saltines.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:41 AM (1/1+W)

I stick them in a zip lock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD)

479 Binder clips to seal those opened sticks of Saltines.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:41 AM (1/1+W)

placed inside of a ziplock bag

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:43 AM (hOUT3)

480 Bers, great minds!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:43 AM (hOUT3)

481 Peanut butter can even be a good addition

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:42 AM (/UQ/R)

Peanut butter, or jelly, or both is great on a saltine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

482 Supreme Court sides with Republicans and BLOCKS bid to redraw Alabama electoral maps to account for racial bias

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:44 AM (1/1+W)

483 Doof.....good to see you.....you do what you need to do......and anything you need we are here
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 12:39 AM (/UQ/R)

Thanks, WDS. Appreciate the kind words here and the emails.

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:44 AM (mZUr4)

484 Supreme Court sides with Republicans and BLOCKS bid to redraw Alabama electoral maps to account for racial bias
Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:44 AM (1/1+W)

What, Roberts failed to read the instructions on the back of the compromising photo?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:46 AM (hOUT3)

485 482 Supreme Court sides with Republicans and BLOCKS bid to redraw Alabama electoral maps to account for racial bias
Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:44 AM (1/1+W)

Pfffftt.
We will just ignore them.

Posted by: NY, WA, CA, IL, NJ legislatures at February 08, 2022 12:46 AM (sy5kK)

486 Backassward Biden promises he will STOP Nord Stream 2 pipeline turning on if Putin invades Ukraine
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No, Joey, stop it now and he won't invade.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:47 AM (1/1+W)

487 Was their cooperation on the US side?

I heard about the Coutts (coots, not cow-ts, lol) side...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 08, 2022 12:41 AM (ufFY

I don't know, but northbound trucks were stacked up on I-15 for miles. Truckers on both sides of the border are being hurt by these mandates. I expect any truckers who really wanted to get through could have made a U-turn, and headed to one of the other crossings only a few miles away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:47 AM (P3gRi)

488 Saltines with a thin layer of butter, PB and blackberry jam, washed down with icy cold milk.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 08, 2022 12:47 AM (KATBx)

489 Heya doof!
How are ya, mister?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 08, 2022 12:40 AM (U2p+3)

Hello, my friend! Still keeping busy. Yesterday I had a lovely visit to one of Mrs Doof's favorite cousins and her husband. Turned into a business meeting. We discovered a potentially mutually beneficial opportunity. Very exciting!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:48 AM (mZUr4)

490 Only place you drive south into Canada from the United States.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2022 12:48 AM (PFcQG)

491 Daddy! What should I DO?
Posted by: The bastard son of Fidel Castro, now ruining a perfectly fine nation at February 08, 2022 12:35 AM (sy5kK)

Place your head firmly between your legs and kiss your pansy ass goodbye, you worthless little commie stooge.

Meant in a most Christian manner, of course.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:48 AM (eKvjl)

492 Saltines with sweet pickle slices, and sometimes a thin slice of cheddar cheese.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:49 AM (eKvjl)

493 Saltines with a thin layer of butter, PB and blackberry jam, washed down with icy cold milk.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 08, 2022 12:47 AM (KATBx)

Also a slice of sharp Cheddar cheese, zap 'em in the microwave until the cheese melts. Mini open-face grilled cheese sammiches!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:50 AM (P3gRi)

494 Peanut butter, or jelly, or both is great on a saltine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

From maybe the third grade until the eighth grade or so, probably my number one food after school.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:50 AM (sy5kK)

495 Hundreds of supporters of Canada's Freedom Convoy join NYC workers to march across the Brooklyn Bridge in protest of vaccine mandates

https://is.gd/Mfzcbf

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 12:51 AM (1/1+W)

496 Stop it. These saltine recipe ideas - starting with AOP's classic - are making me hungry, or at least munchy, and I don't have any saltines, and shouldn't eat anything now anyway.

Drinking is OK.

Woodinville Port Cask Finished bourbon, near the end of the bottle.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 12:51 AM (OTzUX)

497 Heh. The Horde has saltine recipes. The Cookbook will have to be expanded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2022 12:52 AM (WZ5i4)

498 Only place you drive south into Canada from the United States.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2022 12:48 AM (PFcQG)

Point Roberts, Washington. Accessible by land only by traveling through a couple of miles of British Columbia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:52 AM (P3gRi)

499 Campbell's tomato soup, with a zillion saltines crushed up and put in it.

Delicacy of childhood.

And adulthood. Would jump on that in a second.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 12:53 AM (OTzUX)

500 Don't know how your evening is progressing, but I had two large glasses of wine and proceeded to steam clean my upstairs bathroom. Now I'm sweaty and half potted, but my tile looks amazing.

It will probably require straight up whiskey to get me to do the oven.

I better go back to the office tomorrow or this whole place will be unrecognizable.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (eKvjl)

501 Woodinville Port Cask Finished bourbon, near the end of the bottle.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 08, 2022 12:51 AM (OTzUX)

I am sipping some Maker's Mark Stave 46 bourbon, on ice..

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (P3gRi)

502 Damn, out of bourbon. I had a small glass though, so I'm good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (VwHCD)

503
What, Roberts failed to read the instructions on the back of the compromising photo?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at February 08, 2022 12:46 AM (hOUT3)

My hunch is that someone with power has incriminating evidence that somehow Robert's kid (kids?), adopted from Guatemala (I believe) was done with some shady move.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (sy5kK)

504 497 Heh. The Horde has saltine recipes. The Cookbook will have to be expanded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2022 12:52 AM (WZ5i4)

More of a SnackBook, I think.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (eKvjl)

505 My hunch is that someone with power has incriminating evidence that somehow Robert's kid (kids?), adopted from Guatemala (I believe) was done with some shady move.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (sy5kK)

He adopted from Ireland. So they would look like him. But that, of course, is illegal. Heaven only knows who got paid what to make that happen. He did it while I was adopting my son from Guatemala, so I know the ins and outs of that nonsense.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:55 AM (eKvjl)

506 Well another week starts without lifting the clot shot immunity.

What are they afraid of?

Posted by: torabora at February 08, 2022 12:56 AM (Fcqgj)

507 498 Only place you drive south into Canada from the United States.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2022 12:48 AM (PFcQG)

Ahem.

Posted by: Most of Alaska, also a state. at February 08, 2022 12:56 AM (eKvjl)

508 Damn, out of bourbon. I had a small glass though, so I'm good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (VwHCD)

Head down the turnpike and thru Delaware and come see me. I've got a bottle or 20!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:57 AM (mZUr4)

509 He adopted from Ireland. So they would look like him. But that, of course, is illegal. Heaven only knows who got paid what to make that happen. He did it while I was adopting my son from Guatemala, so I know the ins and outs of that nonsense.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:55 AM (eKvjl)

He'd have had more adoptive choices if he had married Pete Bootyjudge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:57 AM (P3gRi)

510 He adopted from Ireland. So they would look like him. But that, of course, is illegal.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:55 AM (eKvjl)

It's tough to keep track of all the corruption our "betters" in DC are involved with. Roberts seems to me, at or near the top of this sorry list.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 08, 2022 12:59 AM (sy5kK)

511 Don't know how your evening is progressing, but I had two large glasses of wine and proceeded to steam clean my upstairs bathroom. Now I'm sweaty and half potted, but my tile looks amazing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 08, 2022 12:54 AM (eKvjl)

Jeez, did you put crank in that wine? 2 large glasses of wine would make me tired. Cleaning the bathroom would be right out. Well, my 2 large glasses would be about a bottle, and I would go zombie.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:59 AM (VwHCD)

512 Psaki insists it is STILL Biden's recommendation for children to wear masks in schools
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Radio was talking about children building up immunity/exposure to things that their bodies would otherwise, in later life, be vulnerable.

And how our sterile society and now masks are thwarting our natural habits of developing resistance/communities.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 01:00 AM (1/1+W)

513 Can't fight sleep any longer. Good night y'all!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 01:01 AM (mZUr4)

514 Saltine. Very thin layer of cheap pizza sauce from the jar. Slice of mozzerrela, cut to fit. Single slice of pepperoni.

No heat, no cooking. Just eat. Few sips of beer makes a great chaser. So does black covfefe.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2022 01:01 AM (QzJWU)

515 So, every NFL team has a shortened knick name.

9ers. Packers. Plowboys. Squeelers....

So... I guess the new Washington Team, the Commanders, will be known as.... the Commies?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 01:01 AM (oHd/0)

516 And how our sterile society and now masks are thwarting our natural habits of developing resistance/communities.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 01:00 AM (1/1+W)

IOW, kids need to eat some dirt.

Posted by: Most of Alaska, also a state. at February 08, 2022 01:01 AM (eKvjl)

517 Head down the turnpike and thru Delaware and come see me. I've got a bottle or 20!

Posted by: Doof at February 08, 2022 12:57 AM (mZUr4)

You're in delaware? Thats kinda close. Too late for a booze run though. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)

518 Well, my 2 large glasses would be about a bottle, and I would go zombie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 08, 2022 12:59 AM (VwHCD)

It requires an altered state of mind to get me to clean much of anything. NOT a natural housewifey type.

Posted by: Most of Alaska, also a state. at February 08, 2022 01:02 AM (eKvjl)

519 Well, there is that lower 48 I forgot to mention.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2022 01:06 AM (PFcQG)

520 IOW, kids need to eat some dirt.
Posted by: Most of Alaska, also a state. at February 08, 2022 01:01 AM (eKvjl)
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They had a whole list - dirt, crud from their playmates, peanuts, chocolate, strawberries... thinking all of these new vulnerabilities are caused by lack of exposure.

Easy for me to say, but if I had a kid he would be exposed to this covid in order to develop antibodies.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 01:07 AM (1/1+W)

521 Easy for me to say, but if I had a kid he would be exposed to this covid in order to develop antibodies.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 01:07 AM (1/1+W)

I'm old. I remember Mom sending us to a Measles party.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 01:10 AM (oHd/0)

522 tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief,

You've peeked my curiosity, what type of steam cleaner do you use? I missed this on the Shop Tools thread.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 08, 2022 01:11 AM (1/1+W)

523 Tcn, I just got the mo me info. I'll look at tomorrow. Thanks.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 08, 2022 01:14 AM (PFcQG)

524 I'm old. I remember Mom sending us to a Measles party.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 08, 2022 01:10 AM (oHd/0)

Kurt's mom sent him to a gonorrhea party, but I thnk she mostly wanted to get him out of the house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 01:17 AM (P3gRi)

525
I'm also seeing reports of "slow rolling" by the truckers on major arteries. Pack of trucks takes up all lanes, then just starts slowing down.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)

526 Been hearing a lot of military jet activity the last couple of hours. Makes me wonder if brain dead is doing something. Something stupid that is.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 08, 2022 01:31 AM (7bRMQ)

527 Truckers oughta park their rigs in a complete surround and impoundment of every State or Province Police Barracks and other similar installation. Two or three trucks deep, in an unbroken ring.

No cop cars in, no cop cars out.

And let all the truckers gather down at the Tim Hortons for hot coffee n' such. No need to keep the rigs idling while the truckers stay warm over coffee n' other Canuk fare.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2022 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

528 Saltines, with a big slab of icy cold butter. Breakfast of champions.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)

Such a simple combination, yet an almost perfect match!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft!

My great-uncle Bob used to eat butter on Uneeda biscuits. Thanks for the memories.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 08, 2022 01:35 AM (EughT)

529 Tis time. Be going to bed hungry, dammit.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 08, 2022 01:36 AM (KATBx)

530
Denninger made a point this morning. Everything depends on trucks for at least the mile. Every damn thing comes in on trucks. If there were a general trucker strike, things wouldn't last a week. Food, fuel, every damn thing.

And makes a point I hadn't even thought of. Public water systems require a shit ton of sanitizing chemicals to treat the water with. That is delivered. By truck. Turn that off, and the water soon wouldn't be safe to drink in the major cities and suburbs.

Same way the sewage going out through the sewer system. Treatment plants requires flocculant chemicals to work. If they don't, the shit don't come out of suspension, and pretty soon you've got shit bursting out of the seams everywhere.

Without trucks bringing all this stuff in continuously, society will literally go to shit in short order.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 01:38 AM (Mzdiz)

531 Got a copy of Stone Blue on clear blue vinyl.

Snacks? Hmmm...

Made jalapeno poppers Saturday. There was extra filling-- oh so good on saltines or Ritz!

Posted by: JQ at February 08, 2022 01:39 AM (dB4Iz)

532 Quiet in here tonight.

Miklos must be trying to fulfill his parole / community service obligations this evening.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 01:45 AM (KFhLj)

533
Denninger makes a point. Without doing one single illegal act, the truckers alone could bring the tyrants to their knees.

Just stop working. That's all it takes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 08, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzdiz)

534 Just stop working. That's all it takes.
Posted by: publius,

Hey, I did my part!

Posted by: JQ at February 08, 2022 01:48 AM (dB4Iz)

535 Well, time for me to get horizontal. Busy day tomorrow. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2022 01:49 AM (P3gRi)

536 My former employer has been continuously looking for new employees. People don't want to wrk, for some odd reason.

Posted by: JQ at February 08, 2022 01:50 AM (dB4Iz)

537 And how our sterile society and now masks are thwarting our natural habits of developing resistance/communities.

That's how polio worked. Poor kids lived in dirty environments and tended to get polio young, when it was a mild disease. Middle class kids lived in cleaner environments, tended to get polio when they were older, when polio was much more serious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 08, 2022 01:50 AM (I2/tG)

538 Public water systems require a shit ton of sanitizing chemicals to treat the water with. That is delivered. By truck. Turn that off, and the water soon wouldn't be safe to drink in the major cities and suburbs.

Water systems know that, and tend to keep a fair amount of chemicals in reserve (in the West, you have to worry about earthquakes and such). You can also relax the water quality standards and stretch out your available supplies.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 08, 2022 01:53 AM (I2/tG)

539 Point Roberts, Washington. Accessible by land only by traveling through a couple of miles of British Columbia.

More than a couple. A fair number of Vancouverites keep post office boxes there, so they can get US domestic mail shipments from Amazon and such. Gas is cheaper too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 08, 2022 01:56 AM (I2/tG)

540 I just watched the movie "Gorky Park." It was dumb, but William Hurt did smack a lady around and call her a whore, which was unexpected. C+, just for that surprise. A solid D-, if not for that weird scene.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 01:57 AM (CARG2)

541 YD......did you send me mail?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 01:59 AM (/UQ/R)

542 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 01:59 AM (/UQ/R)

Not that I remember. Do I owe you an email? If so, on what? I forget email sometimes

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 02:00 AM (CARG2)

543 Desperately need some Moron prayers tonight and in the days to come.

We had to cut our visit with our first grandbaby short because I got a call from my father, asking us to come help him in his final days.

He has prostate cancer, and he has continuously told us NOT to come, as he can take care of himself. I haven't seen him in person since the first day of COVID lock downs in March, 2020 - which also happened to be the day that my mother died from lung cancer.

I told Dad that when the end came, I would be with him through it all, advocating for the best care he can get, and - as with my mom I will stay with him in any facility if that ends up being necessary.

I'm having a REALLY hard time with this - we got home a couple of hours ago, and we are headed to his house tomorrow. I pray that he is able to stick around for a little while longer. I'm the last one left in our "original" family unit.

Thank you in advance.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at February 08, 2022 02:02 AM (SRRAx)

544 Sorry for your troubles, Teresa.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 02:05 AM (KFhLj)

545 {{{{Teresa}}}} I am so sorry sweetheart! Prayers for you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 02:07 AM (/UQ/R)

546 Teresa. Is your Dad nearby with you in Ft. Worth, or ?

Hugs. Prayers.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2022 02:09 AM (QzJWU)

547 Teresa, that's terrible. Nobody wants to be the last monkey jumping on the bed. Praying for you...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 02:09 AM (CARG2)

548 left never has any fun!?

Posted by: here we go at February 08, 2022 02:10 AM (/YCog)

549 Wow, more prayers going up, Teresa! So sorry you and your family must go through this.

May you have quality time with your dad, and may his inevitable passing be peaceful and painless.

Posted by: JQ at February 08, 2022 02:11 AM (dB4Iz)

550 YD.....thought it came from you? No worries. Will you help me out with a Morondezvous 2022 invitation?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 02:11 AM (/UQ/R)

551 Teresa, so sorry to hear this. So good of him to reach out. May you brighten his last days. Prayers for all.

Posted by: SnailRacer at February 08, 2022 02:13 AM (hHeVF)

552 Are you following me?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 02:15 AM (/UQ/R)

553 Will you help me out with a Morondezvous 2022 invitation?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 02:11 AM (/UQ/R)

Sure. I can work one up one Wednesday. Link in nic. Hit me up with details, location, time/date, cost, size, printing type, any other particulars.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 02:19 AM (CARG2)

554 Teehee!

Posted by: SnailRacer at February 08, 2022 02:20 AM (hHeVF)

555 Thanks YD! That will be wonderful!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 08, 2022 02:21 AM (/UQ/R)

556 Sorry, now the link should be there,lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 02:23 AM (CARG2)

557 52 Now she'll get to be an Olympic-wannabe has-been in Beijing instead of California. Not a huge difference I bet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2022 10:12 PM (CARG2)

Her options may include concubinage, "sparrow" school, the loggai, or organ donation.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 08, 2022 02:24 AM (qyH+l)

558 Off to bed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 08, 2022 02:24 AM (CARG2)

559 I so identify with the 12 year old hacker. It's all about being ABLE to do things. At 13, I had access to my school's grading system - I could Ferris Bueller alter anyone's grades. Granted, it probably would have been detected at some point (probably a parent who called in to ask why her son (it was all boys) got such a better grade than expected). Anyway, my group got caught and punished - but I was at confirmation class that night, so I dodged the penalty. The Lord was looking out for me...

Posted by: BetaPhi at February 08, 2022 02:25 AM (hGNrS)

560 {{{Teresa}}} prayers for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 08, 2022 02:36 AM (a4EWo)

561 The Chinese girl, Yi.

She's YOUNG. Made mistakes. There's still time for forgiveness, and grace.

Bring her back, but yank her away from her parents, and the West Coast. Let her work for a year on the ranch in Corsicana. And send her to EVERY MoMeet in every State, and experience the love and comraderie. Cumulating in the Tx Mo Meet, with all the food and shooty goodness.

If after that, she wants to return to China? Fine. But with utter revocation of EVERY thing U.S.A., and no possible right of return. But till now, her upbringing has been a CA upbringing, and NOT a USA upbringing. We can fix that. We have the knowledge. We have the ammo. We have the technology. We have the Bacon and the BBQ. We have the booze.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2022 02:42 AM (QzJWU)

562 No thanks. The commies can keep her. She can make her youthful mistakes there.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 02:49 AM (KFhLj)

563 Very noble, Jim SND.

But we don't have the luxury of time/resources for de-programming the commie idiocy, at least beyond our own families and children. Sad!

Can't save them all. Save the ones who are not so far gone.

Posted by: JQ at February 08, 2022 02:54 AM (dB4Iz)

564 ..No thanks. The commies can keep her. She can make her youthful mistakes there. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 08, 2022 02:49 AM (KFhLj)

Sorry, Bear. "Success is the Best Revenge."

You thought I was being merciful. My "mercy" is couched in Revenge. Without success, we send her back to Bejing. With success, we parade her as a trophy as to the Chinese failures.

Trophy-wise, I'd rather we send the Chinese a box with assorted Zukerberg parts inside, available for reassembly. With instructions by Ikea.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2022 02:56 AM (QzJWU)

565 So... I guess the new Washington Team, the Commanders, will be known as.... the Commies?
Posted by: Romeo13

Or the Mandys, at least until they start winning.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 08, 2022 02:57 AM (KAi1n)

566 FWIW, Dad and I have a great relationship - we hated texted or talked to each other almost every day since Mom passed; he was just scared to death of COVID, so he hasn't wanted any personal contact.

I hate that damn disease for robbing me of time with my dad. I will never get that back.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at February 08, 2022 02:57 AM (SRRAx)

567 "Had", not " hated".

Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at February 08, 2022 02:59 AM (SRRAx)

568 Hugs, Teresa.

Any other commentary is silly, now.

Just, hugs.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2022 03:00 AM (QzJWU)

569 So sorry Teresa. Prayers said.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:10 AM (ueG+b)

570 Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:14 AM (ueG+b)

571 Good morning, MyLife, how is everything going with you?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 08, 2022 03:21 AM (a4EWo)

572 Pretty pic on top. Brings to mind Bridges of Madison County

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:25 AM (ueG+b)

573 Hey Debby.

Fighting this cold/flu thing still

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:26 AM (ueG+b)

574 Fever broke about midnite. Body aches before that were insane.

Not sure if it's a Lyme flare up or the covid crap. Just been hanging on for about 3 weeks now. It'sgetting old!

Hope you are well

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:28 AM (ueG+b)

575 I am fine, I'm sorry that you have been sick, you have enough on your plate.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 08, 2022 03:32 AM (a4EWo)

576 It's been one of those underlying things that doesn't really take you down but is super annoying!

Haven't seen my Hailey for a couple weeks because: being careful.

And, daughter tested positive last week

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:36 AM (ueG+b)

577 So not sure about this week either. Sad.

I feel horrible that I can't help them out. Used to be grandma could step in if mom was sick, now everyone is freaked out and isolates.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:39 AM (ueG+b)

578 And great grandma (my mom) has missed out on 2 years of family because they all are worried she will get sick. That makes me sad and angry. She would've rather had them all around her and taken that chance. Now it's too late because she no longer remembers any of them.

(She has seen my kids and Hailey regularly, it's my siblings and family I'm bitching about)

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:44 AM (ueG+b)

579 Ok. Pity party over! Lol

Better get my coffee started

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:46 AM (ueG+b)

580 I admire you so much, MyLife, you just keep on doing so much for so many. Please know that I am thinking of you so often and praying for peace in your life. I hope that today will be a good day for you and that you will feel a whole lot better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 08, 2022 03:51 AM (a4EWo)

581 2 Alarms got me up today

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 03:56 AM (2JoB8)

582 Much appreciated Debby!

And ditto with the admiring. You have as much or more on your plate, taking such good care of your hubby.

Honestly not sure I can do that on my end - seeing my future with Mr.I's issues and knowing what's ahead after all this with mom. It exhausts me thinking about it! Lol

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:56 AM (ueG+b)

583 So, I'm not going to think about it!

Ha! Channeling Scarlet, "Tomorrow is another day!"

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 03:58 AM (ueG+b)

584 Oh no MLii

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 03:59 AM (2JoB8)

585 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at February 08, 2022 04:00 AM (pymPl)

586 Donut stop today

Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2022 04:02 AM (2JoB8)

587 Skip, I'll take a blueberry cruller or any fruit/cheese danish thank you!

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at February 08, 2022 04:32 AM (ueG+b)

588 I mean the Royal Canadian Ballet!
Posted by: Funny Detroit Slang! at February 08, 2022 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

I've seen them, both in Pueblo when I was at CMC, and here in UA (Upper Alabama). Very good.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 08, 2022 09:37 AM (qyH+l)

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