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Friday Night ONT: The Honkening

If you haven't noticed, out normally quiet and polite neighbors to the north are dealing with a bit of a sticky wicket. Fed up with the heavy handed government imposition of mandates and other tyrannical actions in the name of “fighting COVID”, hundreds of thousands of truckers have descended on Ottawa and are parked in the streets, effectively paralyzing the nation's capitol. While honking. Lots and lots of honking. Justin Trudeau claims he has COVID and has fled the capitol in the face of these “fringe elements”. What will be the final result of this Freedom Convoy? Will the Canadian government acquiesce to at least some of their demands and status quo be restored? The premiers of Alberta and Saskatchewan have announced an end to all COVID related restrictions, will other provinces follow suit? Those of us who are at least 29 remember the Solidarność movement from the 1980s, which actually started kinda the same way. Two things about that comparison: Communist Poland was a much more oppressive regime than Trudeau's Canada, and the world is not currently blessed with leaders like Thostaer, Reagan and John Paul II. I even saw one person going on earnestly about how, since Canada was basically founded by loyalists who left the US after the revolution, they were finally having their Boston Tea Party. Not sure about that one.

In any event, this being 2022 and all, the event has generated thousands of memes, and tonight's Friday night meme collection is dedicated to....The Honkening.

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Trudeau gave a speech gave a speech from “an undisclosed location in the national Capitol area”. True to form, those magnificent autists of 4-chan pinpointed and published his location before the speech was even finished. Below is some of the typical leftist rhetoric from the speech, along with clips from the ground.


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Cartoonists are having a field day

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The original cartoon below has the man leaving in the 4th panel.

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Musical Interlude

Or maybe you'd prefer this version:

You know, no matter how many times I hear this song, I just can NOT seem to sing, either out loud or in my head, the word "truckin" in the line "roll this truckin' convoy". I use another similar sounding word.

The truckers even brought in the big guns.

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I suggested that the residents of Ottawa could pretend that the Sens had scored a goal when that thing goes off, but nobody would believe that. Of course, the leftists in Ottawa are recognizing that this convoy is kin to the BLM and Antifa movements that they have cheered on for the past few years, so they are being quietly supportive. Not.

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The police in Ottawa reportedly started calling tow companies to start removing the trucks. Everyone they contacted told them that they were unavailable because they all had COVID. Heh. There is an unconfirmed report that Trudeau asked the army to make plans to start removing the truckers, only to be told “Yeah, we won't be doing that”. If true, my respect for the Canadian military, already high, has gone up a few notches. Would that police and military leadership down here demonstrated more of a fealty to the Constitution and a willingness to refuse unconstitutional orders. Of course, the convoy is insanely peaceful.

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Last night I mentioned a comparison between the so-called CHAZ and what the truckers have created in Ottawa. Guess that's what happens when you start with people who are accustomed to getting things done instead of people demanding that everything be done for them.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by some encouraging words for the Freedom Convoy from the United States of America:

We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness - That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security.

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ETA: To be clear, I don't think Canadians are at the "abolish" point. But "alter" is certainly on the table.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:57 PM




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1 🚢
My ship came in
It put me in a panic
On the side of my ship
It clearly said Titanic
_____
Friday ONT? The weekend has clearly begun.

Posted by: mindful webworker at February 04, 2022 09:57 PM (4K0Cd)

2 me me me

Posted by: Theodore at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (GJnvT)

3 Willowed:

Is one of them Vanden Bossche? He predicted what would happen if they did this pretty much to a T about a year ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

I do not know. Her program is called Full Measure and her website has list of stations that carry it. Sorry couldn't answer.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (rz+/y)

4 Not again!

Nope, not again...

Posted by: Half Dozen at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (dJs6r)

5 I think I got last downstairs...
Onto WD ONT....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (JfNvZ)

6 HONK HONK

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

7

HONK! HONK!

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (3ihDZ)

8 ooh, so close. How does someone type all that so quickly?

Posted by: Theodore at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (GJnvT)

9 Huzzah!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (yQpMk)

10 good evening

Posted by: wing at February 04, 2022 10:00 PM (PlW9M)

11 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 10:01 PM (arJlL)

12 Lots and lots of honking.

"The truckers! They were just so loud!"
People opposing the Canadian Trucker Convoy
Conservative Momma, 2:18
https://youtu.be/kXZaX9cW2F8

Posted by: mindful webworker - rootin' tootin' hifalutin' at February 04, 2022 10:01 PM (4K0Cd)

13 Saayyyy....
What's wrong with a sticky wicket?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:01 PM (JfNvZ)

14 Lots of honkies in here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

15 That's another thing about Canada. They're all metric and shit. Still, Go Hosers!

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (rz+/y)

16 Coming across the Tappahannock bridge into the hinterlands of the Northern Neck of Virginia today. I was glad to see a local business proudly flying the Canadian flag!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (Nnfn7)

17 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (mD/uy)

18 Anyone else notice Fidel in his younger days looks like Liam Neeson playing him in a movie?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 04, 2022 10:03 PM (YglAn)

19 Powerline Funnies are gonna be lit AF tomorrow.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:03 PM (rz+/y)

20 Yay, mother honking ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:04 PM (SchxB)

21 Paging Admiral Painter to the white courtesy phone.

Admiral Painter to the white courtesy phone, please.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:04 PM (llON8)

22 It's so big!

Posted by: Garth Stonehocker at February 04, 2022 10:04 PM (gWAUD)

23 I won't make fun of Canada again. More balls than Australia.

I'll still make fun of Justin Blackface, but Canada is now Freedomland!

Give me some of that sweet Celine Dion, boys!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (4fSQf)

24 Honk honk!

In the minds of fascist faggitz like Trudeau (and many in the US government), peaceful protest against the government IS intolerance, hatred, and violence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (II3Gr)

25 Saayyyy....
What's wrong with a sticky wicket?!


My dear lady, sticky wicket isn't cricket.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (SchxB)

26 When do our USA truckers rev it up?!
Do we not have these men anymore?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (JfNvZ)

27 So glad I missed the pedoism thread earlier. What I have to say is unpublishable yet I doubt I'd find a soul here who'd openly disagree with a word of it.

Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (dscaa)

28 Lots of honkies in here.

I was born this way.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (SchxB)

29 I really did not plan to keep drinking tonight, but...

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (Narqh)

30 Cheech lowrider honk!

Posted by: mot at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (FmeBQ)

31 We need a day and hour of enhonkenment to occur here in the goodly US of A.

Doesn't need to be location specific. Just everyone, every car and truck, everywhere, all at a coordinated, specific time.. MAKE NOISE!

I'll leave it to more talented planners than I, to talentlfully plan such an enhonkening. But, make no mistake..

LET THERE BE HONK !

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (QzJWU)

32 Cobra Chicken!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (n/szn)

33 Posted by: ... at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (dscaa)

Musta missed that myself. Glad I did.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (YglAn)

34 GoFundMe can GoFuckThemselves

They're refusing to release the 10 million raised for the truckers, and those who donated have 2 weeks to get a refund.

Money not refunded (most of it, because "glitch, wink,wink") will be sent be given to "verified charitable groups" of GoFundMe's choosing. BLM and Pantifa I'm sure will be "verified".

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2022 10:07 PM (qAR6u)

35 God Bless the truckers.

Posted by: GWB at February 04, 2022 10:08 PM (A2G/3)

36 Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born ofay
Baby, I was born ofay (born ofay)
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born ofay
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born ofay

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:08 PM (II3Gr)

37 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2022 10:08 PM (qAR6u)

38 Honk three times in the City if you want me...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:08 PM (4fSQf)

39 COMtMarie and Jim, there have been some comments here about US truckers planning a convoy from CA to DC.

In the previous thread there was mention that a stop at the GoFraudMe HQ may be on the agenda.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:08 PM (llON8)

40 Thanks for this, WD. Others here may say "meh" but I feel strongly that what's goin' on up north may have a profound impact on our lives here south of The Toque. I had hoped that freedom-loving Americans would spark this movement but my hat (toque) is off to our Canadian brethren. Pedal to the metal, guys and gals.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 10:08 PM (Xrfse)

41 23

Fvck. More than us, and it hurts much to say that....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (JfNvZ)

42 HONK for my Canadian-American brothers and sisters. Especially the sisters, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (SH2Zi)

43 Yes; That was a brilliant video, Weird Dave. Thanks for posting it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (OAC4M)

44

I'd read that a yuge American enhonkening was set to commence on or about 01 MAR 22...

I can't verify that, though...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (EPNZf)

45 'Night Horde !

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (arJlL)

46 ooh, so close. How does someone type all that so quickly?

Posted by: Theodore at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (GJnvT)

Pssst, pretype your comment in the previous thread, copy then paste as soon as the new thread is up.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

47 Trust big internet corporations, because surely they are bound by all sorts of ethical considerations!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (Narqh)

48 Hope Ladyl is feeling better !

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (arJlL)

49 ..When do our USA truckers rev it up?! Do we not have these men anymore? Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (JfNvZ)

How many FBI glowies know how to operate an 18 wheeler? How much you wanna bet that they've got that as a new Academy segment at Quantico?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

50 >>> 34 GoFundMe can GoFuckThemselves

They're refusing to release the 10 million raised for the truckers, and those who donated have 2 weeks to get a refund.

Money not refunded (most of it, because "glitch, wink,wink") will be sent be given to "verified charitable groups" of GoFundMe's choosing. BLM and Pantifa I'm sure will be "verified".

Posted by: kbdabear at February 04, 2022 10:07 PM (qAR6u)

1) If you donated, dispute the charge with your CC company
2) If your state AG is even partially sane, call to ask WTF they will do about this massive fraud.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (llON8)

51 I wonder how the CBC is covering this?

No, I don't wonder, I know: If they cover it at all, it's white racism and sexism and transphobia and this-ism and that-phobia. The SOS, in other words.

Posted by: Nemo at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (S6ArX)

52 39
I hope so!
I often wonder what happened to manly men in the USA....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (JfNvZ)

53 I'm one of those obnoxious people who ditches the stock horn and installs a big fat air horn in my vehicles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2022 10:11 PM (2R+p+)

54 Count me among the Honkies

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:11 PM (geLO8)

55 HONK! HONK!
Posted by: Zettai

Atta Boy

Posted by: Jimmy Durante at February 04, 2022 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)

56 Coming across the Tappahannock bridge into the hinterlands of the Northern Neck of Virginia today. I was glad to see a local business proudly flying the Canadian flag!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (Nnfn7)

That's horrible! It's worse than the Confederate flag!!!!

Posted by: Lertists at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)

57 52 39
I hope so!
I often wonder what happened to manly men in the USA....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (JfNvZ)

Had the masculinity beaten, shamed, medicated, and socialized out of them. There are remnants, but there has been a multigenerational, systematic program of emasculation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr)

58 Honk honk!

In the minds of fascist faggitz like Trudeau (and many in the US government), peaceful protest against the government IS intolerance, hatred, and violence.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (II3Gr)

2/3 against Government is just healthy freedom loving humanity.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (SH2Zi)

59 I wonder how the CBC is covering this?

No, I don't wonder, I know: If they cover it at all, it's white racism and sexism and transphobia and this-ism and that-phobia. The SOS, in other words.
Posted by: Nemo at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (S6ArX)

Covered...

Like with a pillow until it stops breathing?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (Narqh)

60 Don't Honk until you see the whites of their eyes, men!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (4fSQf)

61 Atta Boy

Posted by: Jimmy Durante at February 04, 2022 10:11 PM



Basz meg

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (EPNZf)

62 Honk and roll will never die!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:13 PM (II3Gr)

63 GoFundMe can GoFuckThemselves

They're refusing to release the 10 million raised for the truckers, and those who donated have 2 weeks to get a refund.

Money not refunded (most of it, because "glitch, wink,wink") will be sent be given to "verified charitable groups" of GoFundMe's choosing. BLM and Pantifa I'm sure will be "verified".


If those who donated via credit card file a chargeback for "Services not rendered" it will cost GoFraudMe for every one. If GoFraudMe disputes and the donor refiles, it costs GoFraudMe again. Some people online have recommended filing chargebacks over requesting refunds for this reason.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:13 PM (SchxB)

64 Any and all protesting is now insurrection.

Funny how laws and freedoms get changed on their whim

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:13 PM (4fSQf)

65 Lots of honkies in here.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Weezy noticed that too

Posted by: George Miklos-Jefferson, movin' on up at February 04, 2022 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

66 I often wonder what happened to manly men in the USA....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (JfNvZ)

COMMENT, I thought you had been to a MoMee?

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:13 PM (Narqh)

67 Pssst, pretype your comment in the previous thread Microsoft Word, copy then paste as soon as the new thread is up.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)


FIFY

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (9otr5)

68 I intend to get there firstest with the mostest trucks

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (geLO8)

69 66: Dayum I hates autoqueuecumber

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (Narqh)

70 64 Any and all protesting is now insurrection.

Funny how laws and freedoms get changed on their whim
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:13 PM (4fSQf)

Very Stalinist. Or Castroite, if you prefer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (II3Gr)

71 >>> 57 52 39
I hope so!
I often wonder what happened to manly men in the USA....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:10 PM (JfNvZ)

Had the masculinity beaten, shamed, medicated, and socialized out of them. There are remnants, but there has been a multigenerational, systematic program of emasculation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr)

Insty mentions every so often that testosterone levels in the West have dropped 50% or so in as many years (I think, could be since WWII, but still). Look at how many products have soy protein in them, which we now know has some of the same effects as estrogen. "Isn't that conveeeeenient!" -- Church Lady

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (llON8)

72 HONK! HONK!
Posted by: Zettai

Someone said on Bannon today that this is exactly how the communist party folded in Estonia. Or Latvia. Or Lithuania. Somewhere, anyway, just truckers.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (rz+/y)

73 Konig Ludwig Weissbier, I like this stuff.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (SchxB)

74 I regret that I have but seventeen thousand honks to give!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (4fSQf)

75 HONK!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (lCui1)

76 How many major highways go into Washington, DC.?

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (cPGH3)

77 46
Damn. Do people really give that much of a fuk?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (JfNvZ)

78 Give me some of that sweet Celine Dion, boys!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (4fSQf)

Let's not go overboard here.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (7bRMQ)

79 67
Blaster, I j=Kerr=w there was something about you I liked!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (Narqh)

80 >Any and all protesting is now insurrection.


hey remember when dissent was 'patriotic'?

now it's 'disinformation'

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (geLO8)

81 That last Honk Gadsden should be a Canadian goose, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY8)

82 Basz meg
Posted by: Zettai

Kibaszott Jo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Az80fx9ZC8

Posted by: Miklos, basz meg kurva jo at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (QzkSJ)

83 Gotta get off this cursed iPad

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (Narqh)

84 >>> 76 How many major highways go into Washington, DC.?
Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (cPGH3)

Hmm, I-66, I-95, I-270?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (llON8)

85 COMtMarie and Jim, there have been some comments here about US truckers planning a convoy from CA to DC.

In the previous thread there was mention that a stop at the GoFraudMe HQ may be on the agenda.


Never fear. There is a movement to do the same thing down here, from California to DC. Facebook shut down their page when it exceeded 137,000 members., so they are getting traction.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (ZnkPo)

86 Damn. Do people really give that much of a fuk

.....


Yes!

It's performance art!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (Rfm/k)

87 Wow, the Canadian PM really is a fucking douchetool, eh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (VwHCD)

88 This was posted on ninety miles from Freedom this morning: How Canada can you get?

https://tinyurl.com/2p9cyj66

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (ZMraq)

89 76 How many major highways go into Washington, DC.?
Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (cPGH3)


Just one, really. I66.

Though I95 goes around it and has a couple of shunts (295, 395) that go up into the District.

Posted by: blaster at February 04, 2022 10:17 PM (9otr5)

90 Someone said on Bannon today that this is exactly how the communist party folded in Estonia. Or Latvia. Or Lithuania. Somewhere, anyway, just truckers.
Posted by: Blutarski

Taxi drivers blocked the bridges over the Danube in Budapest.

It worked

Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Fun 90s at February 04, 2022 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

91 Any and all protesting is now insurrection.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin at February 04, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse)

92 By the way, if you want to see Canada at its best, check out "Our Man in Tehran" on YouTube. It's a Canadian documentary on the Canadian ambassador in Tehran who hid a number of US diplomats after the Iranians sacked our embassy. He and his wife have brass nads, no doubt. Plus, it features interviews with the people who got the diplomats out of Teheran - the for-real story behind the movie "Argo".

By the way, Trudeau Senior was a total asshole during that crisis, and the documentary rakes him over the coals for it. Well worth watching.

Posted by: Nemo at February 04, 2022 10:18 PM (S6ArX)

93 BTW...
*smiling shyly*
Thanks WD for another fine ONT on this Friday night...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:18 PM (JfNvZ)

94 Sun Tzu made me laugh

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (sJHOI)

95 Twitter link for convoy says fundraising has begun on Give/Send/Go which says it would deplatform them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (OAC4M)

96 Had the masculinity beaten, shamed, medicated, and socialized out of them. There are remnants, but there has been a multigenerational, systematic program of emasculation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr)

The rest harleys. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

97 Uh, the rest ride harleys.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

98 No matter what, Canada will never, ever be forgiven for Molson.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (BFigT)

99 >>It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again.

>>David Plouffe

Not yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (ZLI7S)

100 Meant WON'T deplatform them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (OAC4M)

101 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP)

102 >>> 101 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP)

YAY!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (llON8)

103 BeckoningChasm,congrats!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (lCui1)

104 Insty mentions every so often that testosterone levels in the West have dropped 50% or so in as many years (I think, could be since WWII, but still). Look at how many products have soy protein in them, which we now know has some of the same effects as estrogen. "Isn't that conveeeeenient!" -- Church Lady
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (llON

He's not wrong. Phytoestrogens get put in our food and water. Foods (like red meat) that promote testosterone production are condemned. The "gay fish" think people laughed at Alex Jones about turned out to be a real thing - estrogen and other chemicals were giving fish actual intersex characteristics. It's definitely a problem. And in addition to physical issues, masculinity is treated as "toxic," some kind of disease to be eliminated, so boys are behaviorally conditioned not to exhibit traditionally masculine traits. And that doesn't even get to teachers brainwashing boys (and girls) into "identifying" as the opposite sex.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (II3Gr)

105 Good evening dear morons and thank you for that wonderful hopeful ONT

O Canada, We stand on guard for thee!

RESIGN TRUDEAU

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (EZebt)

106 >How many major highways go into Washington, DC.?
Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (cPGH3)

the big one is I-95
major north/south route on the eastern seaboard
and it just so happens to share the Capitol Beltway- the infamous and diabolical I-495- that encircles our nation's capitol.

Grid-locking the Beltway would be huge.

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (geLO8)

107 https://tinyurl.com/2p9fjbt6

Where Canadians live. Hint, it ain't the frozen tundra

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (cPGH3)

108 98 No matter what, Canada will never, ever be forgiven for Molson.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (BFigT


Damn, man. That's how you hold a grudge!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (4fSQf)

109 I thought Trudeau was the bastard child of The Rolling Stones, or maybe The Who.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (+lVUW)

110 Any and all protesting is now insurrection.

Funny how that works.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin

It wasn't THAT long ago that protest was the highest form of patriotism. Weird.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (rz+/y)

111 Damn honkies and their white supremacism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (FVME7)

112 Taxi drivers blocked the bridges over the Danube in Budapest.
It worked
Posted by: Miklos, recalling the Fun 90s at February 04, 2022 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)


The problem with the "all roads lead to Rome" transportation net is that everyone can get to Rome

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (ZMraq)

113 David Plouffe

Not yet.
Posted by: JackStraw

NOT TODAY, SATAN

Posted by: Church lady Miklos at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Wow, the Canadian PM really is a fucking douchetool, eh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM



Not unexpected, in light of his parentage...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (h00VL)

115 101 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP)

You got a foster toddler with hypertrichosis?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (II3Gr)

116 I-66, I-95, I-270?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:16 PM (llON


Alt routes via I395 and many exits off I495

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (Narqh)

117 That Truckstani Sunqueen video is powerful! Well done, Canada.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 10:21 PM (AytXr)

118 Thanks, DB

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:22 PM (cPGH3)

119 Any and all protesting is now insurrection.

Funny how that works.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Joe Stalin

If they'd only stuck with burning, looting, and murdering.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7)

120 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP


Get the rent upfront. Sounds like a real couch surfer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:22 PM (4fSQf)

121 Uh, the rest ride harleys.

+1 bro

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 10:22 PM (Xrfse)

122 You ever get into a rental car and use the horn, realizing it's a wimpy one? Eeeet!

Posted by: mot at February 04, 2022 10:22 PM (FmeBQ)

123 BeckChas, when do we get pics in the Pet Thread?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (llON8)

124 CW McCall was a visionary.

Posted by: tbodie at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (6jpby)

125 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Oh, man, those first few days are fun.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (rz+/y)

126 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.

Give the hairball a scritch at the base of the tail for me. BTW, make sure you do that on the top side. They hate it when you try from the other side.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (SchxB)

127 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP)
* * * *
AWESOME! This is wonderful news! Prayers up for a quick transition for the fur baby and much happiness for you both!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (973h7)

128 The rest harleys. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

I'm sure they do. I do not. I was told very seriously that I would be disowned if I ever purchased a motorcycle...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (II3Gr)

129 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.

Congratulations! male? female? Name?

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 04, 2022 10:24 PM (nxdel)

130 Damn. Do people really give that much of a fuk?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:15 PM (JfNvZ)

Fighting to be first is a major sport here, you know.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)

131 the big one is I-95
major north/south route on the eastern seaboard
and it just so happens to share the Capitol Beltway- the infamous and diabolical I-495- that encircles our nation's capitol.

Grid-locking the Beltway would be huge.
Posted by: DB

May I have one million marbles and two million caltrops please?

*smiles disarmingly*

Posted by: Delta Pledge Miklos at February 04, 2022 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)

132 Beckoning.. congrats on the new kitty! Pics for the Pet Thread, yes? YES?!

He's black, you say? Name him "Honky", in honor of the Canucks and their trucks. Long form of the name, aka Hadrian's show dogs: "Jive Ass Honky".

Here Honky! Here kitty kitty!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 10:24 PM (QzJWU)

133 BeckChas heartfelt congratulations,a great step forward! please to keep us informed of future related events!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:24 PM (Narqh)

134 Congrats on your new kitteh, BC! I know you've wanted one for a long time, so I'm very happy you finally got one!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:25 PM (II3Gr)

135

"No step on goose pls" sign means...?

Whatever, I like it!

Posted by: Bearded Spock at February 04, 2022 10:25 PM (7DYli)

136 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM



Kitteh haz noo yooman?

Most excellent!

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:25 PM (h00VL)

137 Where Canadians live. Hint, it ain't the frozen tundra
Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (cPGH3)

Basically, adjacent to MI.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 10:25 PM (ufFY8)

138 I thought Trudeau was the bastard child of The Rolling Stones, or maybe The Who.

Posted by: nerdygirl


I wrote a song, Maggie May, about banging Mrs Trudeau.

Posted by: Rod Stewart at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (yDmyH)

139 No goose stepping allowed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (II3Gr)

140 137 Where Canadians live. Hint, it ain't the frozen tundra
Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (cPGH3)

Basically, adjacent to MI.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 10:25 PM (ufFY

NYS...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (BgMrQ)

141 The rest harleys. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

Some have just gotten old. Course they have less to lose.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (AmoqO)

142 "Honk" - That's a Canadian Goose, now I get it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (9Fwwf)

143 Well, it's true. Canadian geese really do honk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (FVME7)

144 @123 He'll have to settle long enough for a photo. Right now he's exploring everything and hasn't quite found a still point.

Right now he's behind the expensive TV, which I hope he will not knock over.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (m0zqP)

145 Proud of the truckers

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 04, 2022 10:27 PM (eGTCV)

146 101
BeckChas!
You did it?! You got a fur baby?! Yay!
Good on you!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:27 PM (JfNvZ)

147 *#TruckersForFreedom2022. For those that don't do Twitter regularly you need to click on left side for most recent entries.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (hqa/k)

148 Must watch Polish-Canadian Pastor Pawlowski giving an awesome pep talk to the truckers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8wRKf2mJ5o

Posted by: Coki at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (bkdHO)

149 Evening.

You know running a truck ain't cheap. Those Canadian drivers are *literally* paying a high price to drive all the way to Ottawa. You know how much it costs to fill one of these bad boys up?

Thank the lawd I'm a company driver.

Justin Castro can suck a dick.

Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (/ARBu)

150
RESIGN TRUDEAU

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (EZebt)

That should be heard all across Canada. Is it happening? It's fine to joke around and insult Trudeau, but there should be calls for vote of no confidence from someone. Has there been?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

151 Ain't no party like a truck honking party
Cause a truck honking party don't stop

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (II3Gr)

152 Cats are pretty nimble. They don't usually knock stuff over on accident unless they are scared or they are angry with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (4fSQf)

153 Justin Castro can suck a dick.
Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (/ARBu)

Smart money says he has.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (II3Gr)

154 I have not yet begun to honk.

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (geLO8)

155 I regret that I have but one honk to give for my country.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (II3Gr)

156 >>> 144 @123 He'll have to settle long enough for a photo. Right now he's exploring everything and hasn't quite found a still point.

Right now he's behind the expensive TV, which I hope he will not knock over.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (m0zqP)

Uh oh, might want to reinforce it somehow.
https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=O4p4PUGUeK8
(can't get hook tube to work with this one for some reason)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (llON8)

157
153 Justin Castro can suck a dick.
Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (/ARBu)

Smart money says he has.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (II3Gr)

If he hasn't, he's at least practiced on a cucumber.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:30 PM (4fSQf)

158 Good evening y'all!

Ugh! Work was especially ugly today. Why can't I retire at 29.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 04, 2022 10:30 PM (/UQ/R)

159 Must watch Polish-Canadian Pastor Pawlowski giving an awesome pep talk to the truckers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8wRKf2mJ5o
Posted by: Coki

Like this?


https://tinyurl.com/y6v9trdj

Posted by: Mikloszczyszczów at February 04, 2022 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

160 I know we've arrived at a weird place in the timeline when I trust a gay leftist Brazillian to give me reporting with integrity over that of any traditional media, that a loudmouth orange yankee was the best President of my lifetime, I spend my online time with a bunch of Morons, and I'm suddenly looking at Canadian truck drivers as the vanguard of liberty in North America.

Posted by: ballistic at February 04, 2022 10:31 PM (oXNqT)

161 I'm happy you have a cat, BC. I think that will be good for both of you. It does take them a while to get adjusted, though, continue to be patient and quiet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:31 PM (hqa/k)

162 If he hasn't, he's at least practiced on a cucumber.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:30 PM (4fSQf)

That's no cucumber.

Posted by: Obi-ron-jeremy at February 04, 2022 10:31 PM (ufFY8)

163 An airhorn, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at February 04, 2022 10:32 PM (rz+/y)

164 We few, we happy few, we band of truckers;
For he to-day that honks his horn with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:32 PM (geLO8)

165 black fur

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP)

I'm available!

Posted by: Kitten Natividad at February 04, 2022 10:32 PM (XIJ/X)

166 >>> 161 I'm happy you have a cat, BC. I think that will be good for both of you. It does take them a while to get adjusted, though, continue to be patient and quiet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:31 PM (hqa/k)

Yes. Also, kitty treats!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:33 PM (llON8)

167

There must be a re-working of the 'summer soldier, sunshine patriot' thing in here somewhere for this occasion...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:33 PM (h00VL)

168 Feline Greenies in Catnip flavor are cat crack.

Just FYI.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:34 PM (4fSQf)

169 BeckoningChasm - Oh good for you! I am so jealous (I want one too.). Boy or girl? Long or short hair? Have you picked out a name yet?

Posted by: cfo mom at February 04, 2022 10:34 PM (Q8bDL)

170 This is clearly insurrection. Why hasn't Trudeau ordered anyone shot yet? We gave his army guns. Why aren't they using them?

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 04, 2022 10:34 PM (Cf/uA)

171 Most of you don't know this, but pathetic cucky-con Erin O'Toole abruptly lost his job as Conservative leader. The interim chief supports the truckers.

They might let tbe fraud stand: they might not. But the truckers didn't start with a financial advantage, and robbing hard men is usually a terrible idea. Imagine honking as a nighttime tactic from men used to late nights.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 10:35 PM (RJToO)

172 I'm sure they do. I do not. I was told very seriously that I would be disowned if I ever purchased a motorcycle...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (II3Gr)


True story, back in the day my father told my grandmother that he was looking into buying a motorcycle. She told him "That's great, but you should know that only one of you can stay here!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:35 PM (Narqh)

173 Ugh! Work was especially ugly today. Why can't I retire at 29.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow

Sorry to hear that! Have a drink on me and we'll settle up in TX in Oct.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 10:35 PM (mD/uy)

174 THESE are the times that try truckers' souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of honking for their country; but he that honks for it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Trudeau, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the honking, the more glorious the triumph.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:36 PM (II3Gr)

175 Good Lord. Trudeau sounds like someone just stole his favorite spot at the bath house. I've never heard the gremlin speak before. How embarrassing.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 10:36 PM (BJKQV)

176 >>> Posted by: Lindsey Graham at February 04, 2022 10:34 PM (Cf/uA)

Oh, look, a Fredo is here. This is one his his latest bright ideas (h/t a commenter at Sarah Hoyt's place):
https://is.gd/Xj472A

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8)

177 A couple of you mentioned a similar truck convoy going to DC.
Sorry. I'll believe it when it happens.
The fact that Canada(!) did it before (USA!), doesn't give me warm fuzziness...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:36 PM (JfNvZ)

178

A name from the Nipponese tongue for BeckoningKitteh would be nice...

Something with 'neko' in it...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (h00VL)

179 True story, back in the day my father told my grandmother that he was looking into buying a motorcycle. She told him "That's great, but you should know that only one of you can stay here!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:35 PM (Narqh)

Ooof.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (II3Gr)

180 Wanna' shut down D.C.?

Hit every interstate and national highway west of the Chesapeake Bay. I-95, 66, 495, 83, 270 and routes 301, 29 and 50.

Blocked at appropriate spots the resulting gridlock would be epic. Far enough for the junta to have to actually mobilize shit. Doubt they have the ability.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (BFigT)

181 Poso points out that GoF**kMe continue to fund CHAZ even after people were murdered.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (rz+/y)

182 News flash!

Trudeau has asked the FBI to send 100 "Patriot Front" people from Quantico to Ottawa, so the "right wingers" will finally start getting violent.

Posted by: Not The CBC! at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG)

183 {{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (llON8)

184 178

A name from the Nipponese tongue for BeckoningKitteh would be nice...

Something with 'neko' in it...
Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (h00VL)

Kuroneko. Literally "black cat"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (II3Gr)

185 We few, we happy few, we band of truckers;
For he to-day that honks his horn with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition
Posted by: DB

HUZZAH!

Posted by: Sir Miklos, with a big 10-4 at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

186 149 Evening.

You know running a truck ain't cheap. Those Canadian drivers are *literally* paying a high price to drive all the way to Ottawa. You know how much it costs to fill one of these bad boys up?

Thank the lawd I'm a company driver.

Justin Castro can suck a dick.

Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (/ARBu)

Jesus. At $6.00 a gallon that would be $1,200 to & $1,800 depending on tank size. Canadian $ I assume.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (AmoqO)

187 160 I know we've arrived at a weird place in the timeline when I trust a gay leftist Brazillian to give me reporting with integrity over that of any traditional media, that a loudmouth orange yankee was the best President of my lifetime, I spend my online time with a bunch of Morons, and I'm suddenly looking at Canadian truck drivers as the vanguard of liberty in North America.
Posted by: ballistic

At some point in the 21st century, the world slipped into an alternate bizzaro timeline.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (lCui1)

188 ...the more glorious the triumph.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:36 PM



You should have capitalised the nouns...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (h00VL)

189 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (Kz9dH)

190 They don't usually knock stuff over on accident unless they are scared or they are angry with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (4fSQf)
---
They DO like to knock stuff over on purpose, just for the lulz...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (K5n5d)

191 "The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naïve and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (Rfm/k)

192
You should have capitalised the nouns...
Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (h00VL)

Everybody's a fucking Critic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (II3Gr)

193 Kuroneko Wafer

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (ufFY8)

194 True story, back in the day my father told my grandmother that he was looking into buying a motorcycle. She told him "That's great, but you should know that only one of you can stay here!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:35 PM (Narqh)

Ooof.
Posted by: Insomniac

I got a free motorcycle that way.

Posted by: Miklos had a Pannonia that was lost in a flood (true story) at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)

195 My favorite was when Trudeau called the convoy "transphobic".

He's like a little kid screaming every insult he can think of, hoping that something sticks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)

196 The rest harleys. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:19 PM (VwHCD)

I'm sure they do. I do not. I was told very seriously that I would be disowned if I ever purchased a motorcycle...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:23 PM (II3Gr)

Well you have the spirit, so that counts. Seriously though, I would have thought by now the fucking soy would have at least seeped a little into it. Yeah no, every mofo who brings a bike into the shop is a man of steel. Even more surprising, there are dudes in their 30's starting to build the older harleys to recreate the bikes of their fathers and grandfathers. You start getting truckers, and harley dudes, and other enclaves where man shit happens on the same page and this convoy shit builds momentum its going to get interesting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (VwHCD)

197 >>> 190 They don't usually knock stuff over on accident unless they are scared or they are angry with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (4fSQf)
---
They DO like to knock stuff over on purpose, just for the lulz...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (K5n5d)

They are checking to make sure gravity is still working. Aren't they helpful?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:40 PM (llON8)

198 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.

Best guess is you're supposed to assume trucker guy made a remark about a tranny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:40 PM (SchxB)

199 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

The soyboy thought he was trying to spell tranny

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:40 PM (rz+/y)

200 there has been a multigenerational, systematic program of emasculation.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:12 PM (II3Gr)

Hard Times make Hard Men
Hard Men make Easy Times
Easy Times make Weak Men
Weak Men make Hard Times

Posted by: GWB at February 04, 2022 10:40 PM (A2G/3)

201

I've had a fair number of Canadian SOF guys from their one and only unit come through our programs. Solid dudes.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (7DYli)

202 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.

Best guess is you're supposed to assume trucker guy made a remark about a tranny.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Look at the photo right above it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (lCui1)

203 Well you have the spirit, so that counts. Seriously though, I would have thought by now the fucking soy would have at least seeped a little into it. Yeah no, every mofo who brings a bike into the shop is a man of steel. Even more surprising, there are dudes in their 30's starting to build the older harleys to recreate the bikes of their fathers and grandfathers. You start getting truckers, and harley dudes, and other enclaves where man shit happens on the same page and this convoy shit builds momentum its going to get interesting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (VwHCD)

Coming from you, I appreciate that more than I can express. And I'm damn glad the soy hasn't seeped in. True story - there's a motorcycle repair shop in my neck of the woods that has been openly flying a "Fuck Biden" flag out front. Makes me grin like a maniac every time I see it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (II3Gr)

204 Everybody's a fucking Critic.
Posted by: Insomniac

I hate fucking critics

Well sometimes

Posted by: Miklos recognizes the need of exceptions at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

205 At some point in the 21st century, the world slipped into an alternate bizzaro timeline.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:38 PM (lCui1)



Sept 10th, 2008. When they fired up the Large Hadron Collider.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (yQpMk)

206 They are checking to make sure gravity is still working. Aren't they helpful?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:40 PM (llON


Meow!
Did I do that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (Narqh)

207 Funny.


Just watched the Opening Ceremonies of n Beijing.

They did a bit with dinosaurs and the Jurassic Park theme music. Even the cgi actors were playing the parts of the actors in the movie.

Is this what you call, um. Theft? I bet the producer of the movie didn't get a dime.

Not that I care. Hollywood can diaf. But it's still theft.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (eFXb/)

208 195-exactly right.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:42 PM (hqa/k)

209 WDS
Obviously you need more money. I suggest politics...
Hi, girl.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:42 PM (JfNvZ)

210 Look at the photo right above it

D'oh!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:42 PM (SchxB)

211 He's like a little kid screaming every insult he can think of, hoping that something sticks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)


He IS a little kid screaming. The dude dressed up as everything short of peter fucking pan. We have to come to terms with the fact that the west is being run by drooling retards, soy boys, and the criminally insane.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:42 PM (VwHCD)

212 One of the best decisions I ever made was bringing home a stray cat to become a part of my little family. It then grew as I adopted a second kitty to keep the first company and then a third little kitten who desperately needed a home. We've all been together for nearly 8 years and it's been bliss.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2022 10:42 PM (K5n5d)

213 This weekend I intend to watch "Smokey & The Bandit" in support of Canadian Truckers.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 10:43 PM (BJKQV)

214 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.

.....

The truck says "Stop the tranny".

The Trudeau NPC makes fun of the typo assuming it should be tyranny.

The based individual says "Typo?" implying that Justin Trudeau is an effeminate transsexual pussy, and that there is no typo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 10:43 PM (Rfm/k)

215 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.. Trudeau's minister of health is a man who thinks he's a woman.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (qbs4g)

216 Hours devoted to the Genocide Olympics thus far: 0.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (rz+/y)

217 My father bought me a used Honda 70 when I was 12 and a Yamaha 450 Enduro for a graduation present. And he wasn't a motorcycle guy. I count my blessings everyday for having a father like that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (Kz9dH)

218 They did a bit with dinosaurs and the Jurassic Park theme music. Even the cgi actors were playing the parts of the actors in the movie.

Is this what you call, um. Theft? I bet the producer of the movie didn't get a dime.

Not that I care. Hollywood can diaf. But it's still theft.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (eFXb/)

They've been stealing American (and everybody else's) intellectual property for YEARS. For that alone we should be sanctioning and embargoing the shit out of them but they keep our political class too well-paid for that to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (II3Gr)

219 *surprised face!*

Hiya Miklos....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (JfNvZ)

220 >>> 213 This weekend I intend to watch "Smokey & The Bandit" in support of Canadian Truckers.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 10:43 PM (BJKQV)

The internets tell me there was, in fact, a movie "Convoy" in the 70s based on the song. You could have a double feature.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (llON8)

221 Not a whole
Lotta diversity in China.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (bEWiM)

222 Is this what you call, um. Theft? I bet the producer of the movie didn't get a dime.

Intellectual property theft is something the Chinese excel at. They even make it part of the contract if you want to manufacture in their country.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (SchxB)

223 Coming from you, I appreciate that more than I can express. And I'm damn glad the soy hasn't seeped in. True story - there's a motorcycle repair shop in my neck of the woods that has been openly flying a "Fuck Biden" flag out front. Makes me grin like a maniac every time I see it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM (II3Gr)

I know a bunch of shops in the area, they are all the same way. Its fuck biden 24-7 365.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (VwHCD)

224 ...But it's still theft.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:41 PM



Let us know when the wimmenz figure skating is up...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (9TjH4)

225 New kitties are fun. Congratulations, BeckoningChasm.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (SH2Zi)

226 143 Well, it's true. Canadian geese really do honk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 10:26 PM (FVME7)


They also fly in formation.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

227 I wonder if it's dawning on any of the useful idiots who attended the BLM protests that the government they thought they were prostesting was actually allowing the protest, encouraging it?
That this is what a protest the government doesn't approve of looks like?

Nah, I'm kidding.

If you were stupid enough to think BLM was a real protest, please take comfort that your tears won't save you when they line you up against the wall.

Posted by: Well at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (rYgr0)

228 Doggeh was sleeping then suddenly barked and trotted halfway to the door
Now I have to sit next to him while he settles back down
Big baby

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (lCui1)

229 My father bought me a used Honda 70 when I was 12 and a Yamaha 450 Enduro for a graduation present. And he wasn't a motorcycle guy. I count my blessings everyday for having a father like that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (Kz9dH)

hell yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (VwHCD)

230 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.. Trudeau's minister of health is a man who thinks he's a woman.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (qbs4g)

Thanks .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (Kz9dH)

231 217 My father bought me a used Honda 70 when I was 12 and a Yamaha 450 Enduro for a graduation present. And he wasn't a motorcycle guy. I count my blessings everyday for having a father like that.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (Kz9dH)

You are really really REALLY fucking lucky. Sadly my father had basically zero balls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (II3Gr)

232 "They had cars and trucks and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size. Them chickencoops was full of bears, and choppers filled the skies!"

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (VDbGO)

233 Good evening, Horde! HOOONNNKKKK!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 10:47 PM (TdMsT)

234 *surprised face!*

Hiya Miklos....
Posted by: COMountainMarie

*bows extravagantly, in such fashion that the feathers on my cap lightly touch the marble floor*

Posted by: Miklos , this cap and the feather part are expensive to get cleaned at February 04, 2022 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

235 Trudeau's minister of health is a man who thinks he's a woman.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM



What a coincidence!

Posted by: Four (4) Strar Admiral of the Ocean Seas, Rachel Levine at February 04, 2022 10:47 PM (9TjH4)

236 147 *#TruckersForFreedom2022. For those that don't do Twitter regularly you need to click on left side for most recent entries.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (hqa/k)


Speaking of that, for whoever suggested using nitter.net, thank you. I had canceled my Twitter account and nitter.net works.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2022 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

237
STAR...

Posted by: Four (4) Star Admiral of the Ocean Seas, Rachel Levine at February 04, 2022 10:47 PM (9TjH4)

238 I'm partial to this one:

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (hlxe7)

239 Thank you all.

His name is Robert. Therefor, he is a male.

He is mostly black, almost entirely in fact. A bit of faint white galactic cloud around the neck, and a few "stars in the midnight sky" white hairs here and there.

He is very much a cat. He's been rubbing against every surface he can find, jumping under the bed when noises are not nice, and---and I cannot believe how excited I am for this--he found and used the litter box.

I think the two of us will be fine in the long fun. And many, many thanks to those of you commentors. I have not sent anything to MisHum because I don't have a good picture yet.

I love you, and he loves you, and that's all that matters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (m0zqP)

240 Try again
https://post___.cc/LJMZP7GW

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (hlxe7)

241 217 My father bought me a used Honda 70 when I was 12 and a Yamaha 450 Enduro for a graduation present. And he wasn't a motorcycle guy. I count my blessings everyday for having a father like that.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (Kz9dH)

450 is a big boys bike. You race?

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (AmoqO)

242 Wait.

BeckoningChasm got a kitty????

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (U2p+3)

243 Trudeau's minister of health is a man who thinks he's a woman.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (qbs4g)

Named JoJo?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)

244
Named JoJo?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)

Sounds like a bizarre adventure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (II3Gr)

245 YEP, thank you for pointing me to the "Comedian Trolls Portland City Council Zoom Meeting" video!

https://tinyurl.com/55suazp9

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (VDbGO)

246 Third time's the charm???
https://i.post___.cc/pLmQwMCP/fuck-aboot.jpg

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (hlxe7)

247 2nd look at canada

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (CqHIp)

248 >>>Any and all protesting is now insurrection.

Funny how, when you are constantly accused of something, you subconsciously become more accepting of the idea.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (SH2Zi)

249 My favorite was when Trudeau called the convoy "transphobic". He's like a little kid screaming every insult he can think of, hoping that something sticks.

Commie kiddies throwing mud pies. How pathetic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (Xrfse)

250 That's the best news I've heard all week!
Congratulations, BeckoningChasm!!!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)

251 Wow, those Canadians look like they're just AWFUL people!

*snort!*

Honk! Honk!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (VDbGO)

252 153 Justin Castro can suck a dick.
Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (/ARBu)

Smart money says he has.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (II3Gr)


All that costume wearing he does. He's a one man gay pride parade.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

253 You can not post a link with the letters eye em gee in it. Use tiny url.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (qbs4g)

254 246 Third time's the charm???
https://i.post___.cc/pLmQwMCP/fuck-aboot.jpg
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (hlxe7)

the letters "i m g" will not post properly in succession. A relic from when people would abuse a certain injection to post pictures in the greyboxes, if i'm not mistaken.

Rest assured, when we see _ _ _ like that, we know it's supposed to be "i m g"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (6FeV1)

255 I give up.

It was a yellow flag with a goose, wings spread, and says "fuck aboot and find oot"

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (hlxe7)

256
Ya know, there's all those country music fans in Eastern Europe because they picked it up from RFE. I always thought it was weird... being so fucked over that you latch onto some random, completely foreign thing because it's not your relentless fucked-overness.

But now I kinda get it.

*reaches for maple syrup, orders Anne Murray album*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 10:51 PM (Cf/uA)

257 Sounds like a bizarre adventure.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (II3Gr)

JoJo left his home in Tucson Arizona....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)

258 Was able to see givesendgo and Adopt A Trucker is at $213K CAD

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:51 PM (lCui1)

259 ...and he loves you, and that's all that matters.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM



Aaaaaww...

Posted by: Four (4) Star Admiral of the Ocean Seas, Rachel Levine at February 04, 2022 10:51 PM (9TjH4)

260 Rest assured, when we see _ _ _ like that, we know it's supposed to be "i m g"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (6FeV1)

Oh, thank you. I'm a noob at trying to post pics.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (hlxe7)

261 216 Hours devoted to the Genocide Olympics thus far: 0.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (rz+/y)


There's an Olympic event?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (Narqh)

262 I love you, and he loves you, and that's all that matters.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (m0zqP)
---
The unquestioned and unconditional love of a cat is one of the greatest blessings you will ever experience. Wishing you both the best!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (K5n5d)

263 Someone explain the tyranny one to me.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
The soyboy thought he was trying to spell tranny
Posted by: Blutarski


Look at the truck in the pic above the cartoon. It does say "Stop the tranny," accidentally, one presumes, but THAT'S WHY THE TOON IS FUNNY. -- sorry, had a channeling-Ben moment.

Posted by: MINDFUL WEBWORKER ROTHLESBURGER at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (4K0Cd)

264 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (m0zqP)

Awesome. Clean the litter box frequently. Both you and the cat will be much happier.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (Kz9dH)

265 I am withdrawing my music from the truckers

Posted by: Neil Somebody or other at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

266 Trudeau's minister of health is a man who thinks he's a woman.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (qbs4g)

Named JoJo?

Posted by: OrangeEnt


Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola.

Posted by: Kinks at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (yDmyH)

267 https://i.post___.cc/pLmQwMCP/fuck-aboot.jpg
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (hlxe7)

the letters "i m g" will not post properly in succession. A relic from when people would abuse a certain injection to post pictures in the greyboxes, if i'm not mistaken.

Rest assured, when we see _ _ _ like that, we know it's supposed to be "i m g"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (6FeV1)

Another way to do it is put the link in tinyurl or bitly, and that problem should go away.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (II3Gr)

268 Ahem. Miklos.
Feathers really don't suit you.
Just sayin'...
Don't even talk about the tights. I have a certain picture of you.
Don't wreck it...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (JfNvZ)

269 ..You are really really REALLY fucking lucky. Sadly my father had basically zero balls. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:46 PM (II3Gr)

You had fathers still in the game. Counts for something, anyway.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (QzJWU)

270 >>> 265 I am withdrawing my music from the truckers
Posted by: Neil Somebody or other at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

Oh, shit. Does this mean they're flying Yoko to Ottawa to sing at the truckers?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (llON8)

271 I give up.

It was a yellow flag with a goose, wings spread, and says "fuck aboot and find oot"

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM



You've got to tell some people to replace the underscores with "i m g" (no spaces, no quote marks)...

The link actually does work!

Posted by: Four (4) Star Admiral of the Ocean Seas, Rachel Levine at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (9TjH4)

272 I wonder if Brandon will offer to bomb the truckers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (lCui1)

273 #227 I wonder if it's dawning on any of the useful idiots who attended the BLM protests that the government they thought they were protesting was actually allowing the protest, encouraging it?
That this is what a protest the government doesn't approve of looks like?

Nah, I'm kidding.

If you were stupid enough to think BLM was a real protest, please take comfort that your tears won't save you when they line you up against the wall.
************************************

Thanks, Well!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (VDbGO)

274 Third time's the charm???
https://i.post___.cc/pLmQwMCP/fuck-aboot.jpg


Bitly link: https://bit.ly/3HvyyDW

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (SchxB)

275 Ya know, there's all those country music fans in Eastern Europe because they picked it up from RFE. I always thought it was weird... being so fucked over that you latch onto some random, completely foreign thing because it's not your relentless fucked-overness.

But now I kinda get it.

*reaches for maple syrup, orders Anne Murray album*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Armed Forces Radio and Television was bigger

Posted by: Miklos can so testify at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

276 Beckoning Chasm--you have a cat? I am so happy for you!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

277 I wonder if any of the truckers have locomotive 'chimes' mounted. Here's a nice example:
https://tinyurl.com/ytp49cup

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (umPIN)

278 Sept 10th, 2008. When they fired up the Large Hadron Collider.

I guess it's as good an explanation as any.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 10:55 PM (Xrfse)

279 Oh, shit. Does this mean they're flying Yoko to Ottawa to sing at the truckers?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (llON

-honk
-squonk!
-HONK
-SKWEEEORNCH!
-HONK HONK!!!!
-YYYEEEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ono vs. Air Horn at February 04, 2022 10:55 PM (6FeV1)

280 COMM,

April 30th girlfriend!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 04, 2022 10:55 PM (/UQ/R)

281 You had fathers still in the game. Counts for something, anyway.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 10:53 PM (QzJWU)

Got a point. Frankly I'm a tad surprised he didn't go to the corner store for smokes one day and not come back, but that's a whole other long shitty story...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:55 PM (II3Gr)

282 RE: GoFraudMe and chargebacks

Remind people to do it this weekend. If you request the chargeback this weekend the chargebacks will all go out Mon morning. That will choke GoFraudMe's merchant account and accounting dept.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2022 10:55 PM (zWpOF)

283 His name is Robert. Therefor, he is a male.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (m0zqP)

*Grabs crotch*

You betcha!

Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (/ARBu)

284 Feathers really don't suit you.
Just sayin'...
Don't even talk about the tights. I have a certain picture of you.
Don't wreck it...
Posted by: COMountainMarie

This is my everyday around-the-house codpiece.

I got nicer

Posted by: Miklos can clean up fairly well at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

285 Sometimes Portland even out-Portlands itself.

About a couple of dozen pedestrians were killed last year in Portland, the most in decades. It turns out that 70% were homeless. Portland has been tolerating homeless camps next to freeways, freeway on and off ramps, and next to busy streets, and drunk and stoned people are unexpectedly staggering out into traffic and getting killed.

The mayor looked at this, and issued the reasonable order that homeless camps would no longer be tolerated next to high-traffic areas, to reduce the carnage.

Well, a couple of dozen left-wing "advocacy" groups signed a letter denouncing the mayor for doing this. How DARE the mayor prohibit homeless people from living next to freeways!

Instead, the organizations suggested two things: defunding the police (of course), with the money going to "traffic safety", and banning car traffic on "high-crash corridors", which is basically every major arterial in Portland. It's amazing that they didn't suggest shutting the freeways down (you know they wanted to).

Portland in a nutshell.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)

286 Ok, tiny url:

tinyurl.com/2p8ket89

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (hlxe7)

287 I love you, and he loves you, and that's all that matters.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:48 PM (m0zqP)


BeckChas, I have to tell you that this news of yours has really made my day complete. I think you are in for a lot of fun and enjoyment, even more than you ever thought possible.

Next up, attend a MoMee!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (Narqh)

288 This is my everyday around-the-house codpiece.

I got nicer

Posted by: Miklos can clean up fairly well at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

Made with authentic, rich Corinthian cod.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (II3Gr)

289 Look at the truck in the pic above the cartoon. It does say "Stop the tranny," accidentally, one presumes, but THAT'S WHY THE TOON IS FUNNY. -- sorry, had a channeling-Ben moment.
Posted by: MINDFUL WEBWORKER ROTHLESBURGER at February 04, 2022 10:52 PM (4K0Cd)


Yeah I didn't see the slogan on the pic above it and also didn't know the minister of health was a tranny. Is it a requirement that head of government health departments be trannies?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (Kz9dH)

290
Awesome. Clean the litter box frequently. Both you and the cat will be much happier.
Posted by: Anti
-------

Good quality clumping litter. Keep it deep, you save nothing by skimping. Scoop twice a day into a sealed container. It only tales seconds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (umPIN)

291 You can always capitalize IMG and there's no problem.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (l6b3d)

292 hey fappers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (sJHOI)

293 I don't care what the truth is but I choose to believe BC named his new kitteh after me.

Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (yDGD5)

294 286 Ok, tiny url:

tinyurl.com/2p8ket89
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (hlxe7)

Love it. You're a quick study!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (II3Gr)

295 Golly, GoFuckMe also froze funds to Australian covid protesters in Canberra, about 160k.

Cops moved in and cleared them from the park today, arrested one person who (gasp) had a rifle.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (ufFY8)

296 The post about not being able to understand how the police are letting some group of people take their freedoms away is just...stunning...in its lack of self awareness.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

297 Glad you like it!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (hlxe7)

298 I wonder if any of the truckers have locomotive 'chimes' mounted. Here's a nice example:
https://tinyurl.com/ytp49cup
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I saw that they have brought in a big-ass ship's horn

Posted by: Miklos seen that at February 04, 2022 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

299 296 The post about not being able to understand how the police are letting some group of people take their freedoms away is just...stunning...in its lack of self awareness.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

The distilled essence of Karenism- Freedom means I do whatever I want and you do whatever I want.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

300 BeckChas,
A step at a time. Don't disregard a MoMe....
You're on the way...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 10:59 PM (JfNvZ)

301 >>>True to form, those magnificent autists of 4-chan pinpointed and published his location before the speech was even finished.

I figured they would. Echoes of "he will not divide us" flag ops.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 10:59 PM (SH2Zi)

302 #274 Blanco Basura,

that link worked. Thanks!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 10:59 PM (VDbGO)

303 https://tinyurl.com/ytp49cup
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

That's funny!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:59 PM (hlxe7)

304 299 296 The post about not being able to understand how the police are letting some group of people take their freedoms away is just...stunning...in its lack of self awareness.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 10:57 PM (ESjRY)

The distilled essence of Karenism- Freedom means I do whatever I want and you do whatever I want.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)

And they want men with guns to enforce that on their behalf.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:59 PM (II3Gr)

305 @287 I'd love to attend a MoMe, really, and bring Robert with me, but I'm weird and non-functional.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (m0zqP)

306 What is best in Life?

To truck you enemies, to drive them before you... to hear the Honking of der womenz...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (oHd/0)

307 >>Commie kiddies throwing mud pies. How pathetic.

No matter what the media says everyone knows the truth.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (ZLI7S)

308 >>> This is my everyday around-the-house codpiece.

I got nicer

Posted by: Miklos can clean up fairly well at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)



... but look at the lovely plumage!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (l6b3d)

309 Not a whole
Lotta diversity in China.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 10:45 PM (bEWiM)

There was a comedian on TV years ago. He was talking about a barber shop having pics of all the different haircuts. he than says "I wonder what thats like in china", and then pretends to be a barber in china pointing to the pictures "we have a moe....and we have a moe... and uh..a moe...and a moe.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (VwHCD)

310 And they want men with guns to enforce that on their behalf.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:59 PM (II3Gr)

Awful, misogynistic men with rippling biceps and ex-urban accents...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (6FeV1)

311 298
That's what he said!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:01 PM (JfNvZ)

312 Gutfeld is on

Posted by: Theodore at February 04, 2022 11:01 PM (GJnvT)

313 Bitly link: https://bit.ly/3HvyyDW
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (SchxB)

Thank you! That is better than my link.

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 11:01 PM (hlxe7)

314 ... but look at the lovely plumage!

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (l6b3d)

Goose feathers!

Posted by: Honkie at February 04, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)

315 I'd love to attend a MoMe, really, and bring Robert with me,
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (m0zqP)

Beck, look, you're a nice guy and all, but...

*Thinks of his crushing solitude and lonely future*

So, uh...how much would you say you make per year?

Posted by: Robert, intends to keep wearing the pants at February 04, 2022 11:02 PM (c3IW4)

316 ...but I'm weird and non-functional.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM



And...that's it??

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 11:02 PM (Rty+z)

317 The internets tell me there was, in fact, a movie "Convoy" in the 70s based on the song. You could have a double feature.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 10:44 PM (llON

I just might. There were a number of trucker movies made in the 70s. For a time Americans associated Truckers with freedom. The were the new cowboys, living free on the open road, giving the finger to the authorities, resisting the growth of the nanny state.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 04, 2022 11:03 PM (BJKQV)

318 298 I wonder if any of the truckers have locomotive 'chimes' mounted. Here's a nice example:
https://tinyurl.com/ytp49cup
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Had a truck who was passing me who blew his train whistle once. Scared the crap out of me. Looked over and he was laughing ass off.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 11:03 PM (AmoqO)

319 Posted by: Miklos can so testify at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)

Did you know we still fund Radio Free Europe, now called Radio Free America.

And yes, it broadcasts American Propaganda into Russia?

And we call a few thousand bucks spent on ad busy on Face Book, an ACT OF WAR!!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 11:03 PM (oHd/0)

320 Unless they've had a new Minister of Heath recently appointed, the one rather recently in CA is named Jean Yves Duclos is a balding man and doesn't look like a transgender.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (2IS0h)

321 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (m0zqP)

Dude, a lot of us are pretty weird and fucked up in our own ways. But you know what? You get to a MoMe and it doesn't fucking matter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

322 but I'm weird and non-functional.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm

You can sit over here with me, Sidney, Clayton, and Jugdish

Posted by: Miklos, damn glad to meet ya at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

323 Speaking of trucking I got a load what needs delivering tomorrow.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (3/n6/)

324 I'd love to attend a MoMe, really, and bring Robert with me, but I'm weird and non-functional.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Okay - now list how you are different from others attending MoMes.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 11:05 PM (mD/uy)

325 is named Jean Yves Duclos is a balding man and doesn't look like a transgender.

I had to pretend to be a woman to get the job!

Posted by: Jean Yves Duclos! at February 04, 2022 11:05 PM (I2/tG)

326 305 BC
I'd hang out with you. I'm not very social my own self. We could sit in the corner, and just wonder about the rest of them...
Someone's gonna come and say hi...and off you go...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:05 PM (JfNvZ)

327 323 Speaking of trucking I got a load what needs delivering tomorrow.

Night!
Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (3/n6/)

I just delivered a load.... in my pants...

Posted by: Joe Biduh.. at February 04, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)

328 @315 Oh, I make, um, maybe three videos a year. And some stand along images.

Oh wait, you mean money? Hang on, gotta check the couch cushions...

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (m0zqP)

329 252 153 Justin Castro can suck a dick.
Posted by: Robert at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (/ARBu)

Smart money says he has.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (II3Gr)

All that costume wearing he does. He's a one man gay pride parade.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

330 tinyurl.com/2p8ket89

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (hlxe7)


BB: FWIW, I have no doubt that you are going to make it here as a regular and I so hope you do. Persistence is a virtue here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (Narqh)

331
The young person who asserted that horns on vehicles are manufactured with a finite supply of air to sound them is just SO PRECIOUS!

I'll bet that she can decline the pronouns for all 57 genders, though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (pNxlR)

332 Thank you! That is better than my link.

I aim to maim... er... please.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (SchxB)

333 I just delivered a load.... in my pants...
Posted by: Joe Biduh.. at February 04, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)

Oh mein gott!

Posted by: Some kraut sheiss perv at February 04, 2022 11:07 PM (ufFY8)

334 Of course King of the Hill had an episode on truck driving and truck drivers.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 11:07 PM (Kz9dH)

335 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

Like a hyena? Or does the hyena-laugh not involve tears? So confusing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:07 PM (II3Gr)

336 but I'm weird and non-functional.

I knew there were more like me out there.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 11:07 PM (SchxB)

337 I'm one of those obnoxious people who ditches the stock horn and installs a big fat air horn in my vehicles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 04, 2022 10

I prefer the Jericho siren

https://tinyurl.com/mvdknnme

Posted by: Beartooth at February 04, 2022 11:08 PM (8KgiH)

338
No "meep, meep, muthafookers"? Who are you people?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2022 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

339 It is fascinating that lefty twitter's take on the Freedom Convoy is;

A) We aren't taking your freedoms away, we are just taking away your ability to work if you don't do what we say because we think its important

*and*

B) We need to take your freedoms taken away because you are a white supremacist hater!

And no, those two taken together don't make any logical sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 11:08 PM (ESjRY)

340 330
See? New folks can be ok.
For me, I just know I had to earn my wings...and I don't even know if I have...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:09 PM (JfNvZ)

341 338
No "meep, meep, muthafookers"? Who are you people?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2022 11:08 PM (pNxlR)

I think the vibe right now is "honk honk, maplefuckers."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:09 PM (II3Gr)

342 I buy interesting shoelaces so I have something to look at when I go to parties.

Posted by: Um...Mi...Miklos...hi at February 04, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

343 I don't get fancy with the car horn. I just install a second horn next to the factory horn that's half a step off. Not loud. Not obnoxious. Definitely freaky and gets your attention more than a stock horn, though.

Dad used to have an air compressor in his truck to drive the air horn from a Mack CH.... now THAT freaked people out, hearing an air horn come out of an F150.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:10 PM (6FeV1)

344

Emily Campagno, Kennedy, and the ever-lovely Kat Timpf all on Gutfeld! right now...

He should have got Susan Li to sit in for Tyrus!

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 11:10 PM (Rty+z)

345 To be clear, I don't think Canadians are at the "abolish" point.

The year isn't over, yet.

Posted by: Methos at February 04, 2022 11:10 PM (kOpft)

346 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (m0zqP)

Dude, a lot of us are pretty weird and fucked up in our own ways. But you know what? You get to a MoMe and it doesn't fucking matter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (II3Gr)

Bingo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:11 PM (VwHCD)

347 The distilled essence of Karenism- Freedom means I do whatever I want and you do whatever I want.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 10:58 PM (6FeV1)


That's a beautiful summary Warai!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:11 PM (Narqh)

348 I want a horn that sounds like 'GET OFF THE PHONE'

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 11:11 PM (Kz9dH)

349 Had a truck who was passing me who blew his train whistle once. Scared the crap out of me. Looked over and he was laughing ass off.
Posted by: Javems
--------

Was driving somewhere down in NC. Unbeknownst to me, there was a Southern Rail track running parallel to the road, completely concealed by trees and brush. Apparently we were approaching a lateral road that crossed the track, because the locomotive loosed a blast. Scared the shit out of me...surprised that I stayed on the road.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 11:11 PM (uzXYw)

350 348 I want a horn that sounds like 'GET OFF THE PHONE'
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 11:11 PM (Kz9dH)

... like I said.... air horn off a Mack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:12 PM (6FeV1)

351 I buy interesting shoelaces so I have something to look at when I go to parties.
Posted by: Um...Mi...Miklos...hi at February 04, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)


Miklos gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:12 PM (Narqh)

352 Trudeau.
The wicked flee when no one pursueth.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 04, 2022 11:12 PM (n/szn)

353 Third time's the charm???
https://i.post___.cc/pLmQwMCP/fuck-aboot.jpg

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - resist we much! at February 04, 2022 10:49 PM (hlxe7)

Fuck aboot and find oot. That's good.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 11:12 PM (SH2Zi)

354 Bingo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Bingeau?

Posted by: Miklos, practicing his Canadian at February 04, 2022 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)

355 I buy interesting shoelaces so I have something to look at when I go to parties.
Posted by: Um...Mi...Miklos...hi at February 04, 2022 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

Accountants. Sheesh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:13 PM (II3Gr)

356 Winsome Sears had the correct response again;

https://tinyurl.com/msh9x94p

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 11:13 PM (2IS0h)

357 ..No "meep, meep, muthafookers"? Who are you people? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2022 11:08 PM (pNxlR)


It's "meep meep you mutherfuckinghamsterfuckers!"

Don't MAKE me point you out to Nurse! *grin*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:14 PM (QzJWU)

358 >>> 343 I don't get fancy with the car horn. I just install a second horn next to the factory horn that's half a step off. Not loud. Not obnoxious. Definitely freaky and gets your attention more than a stock horn, though.

Dad used to have an air compressor in his truck to drive the air horn from a Mack CH.... now THAT freaked people out, hearing an air horn come out of an F150.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:10 PM (6FeV1)

*ponders which truck accessories should be purchased first*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 11:14 PM (llON8)

359 I think WD meant > Theresa Tam, Canada's Chief Public Health Officer

Posted by: old chick at February 04, 2022 11:15 PM (sOete)

360 YouTube recommendation after the new convoy video. Not the greatest, but all right.
(MiladyJo chimes in: Thought the guy had a pretty good voice.)

Canadian Convoy Rally Song
Jolie Blue
https://youtu.be/dDzHtBZO5wE

Posted by: mindful webworker has a truck. A little one, but it's a truck. :D at February 04, 2022 11:16 PM (4K0Cd)

361 For me, I just know I had to earn my wings...and I don't even know if I have...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:09 PM (JfNvZ)


Dear COMM, you have not yet run away crying like a little girl (after some substantial time here), to me that means you are a post-probation regular.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:16 PM (Narqh)

362 So is there any backup for the truckers? Defunding them can't be allowed to go on too long, these vehicles are money intensive.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 04, 2022 11:16 PM (KATBx)

363 February 4th shall henceforth be known as "Jive Turkey" day at AOSHQ.

Posted by: a.moron at February 04, 2022 11:16 PM (F6Xpw)

364 But Miklos.
Do you know how to tie them in those cewl designs? Huh? DO you?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:16 PM (JfNvZ)

365 I'd love to attend a MoMe . . . , but I'm weird and non-functional.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 11:00 PM (m0zqP)

As are we all, my friend.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 11:17 PM (SH2Zi)

366 *ponders which truck accessories should be purchased first*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Longhorns for the hood, followed by horn that sounds like a stampede.

Posted by: Miklos, wanting a 70s Cadillac with that at February 04, 2022 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

367 Okay - now list how you are different from others attending MoMes.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 11:05 PM (mD/uy)

She doesn't eat people?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 11:17 PM (RoIW/)

368 335 I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

Like a hyena? Or does the hyena-laugh not involve tears? So confusing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:07 PM (II3Gr)


Yes, dahlin.

Exactly like a hyena.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

369 I left Canada partly for the crappy politics, way before Castreau. The Conservative party then was the Progressive Conservative party for reasons no-one cared. I always referred to them as the Regressive Preservatives. They were just like rinos or Gope

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 04, 2022 11:17 PM (iSbhf)

370 Fenelon, my mistake. Theresa Tam is chief public health officer of Canada, which makes him second in command. Silly me thought the chief would be the top guy.

Posted by: Weirddave at February 04, 2022 11:18 PM (qbs4g)

371 357 ..No "meep, meep, muthafookers"? Who are you people? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 04, 2022 11:08 PM (pNxlR)
It's "meep meep you mutherfuckinghamsterfuckers!"
Don't MAKE me point you out to Nurse! *grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:14 PM (QzJWU)


AoS Style Book Point Of Order:

It's "meep meep you mutherfuckinghampsterfuckers!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:18 PM (Narqh)

372 Yes, dahlin.

Exactly like a hyena.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks for getting that sorted.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:18 PM (II3Gr)

373 Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

===
I'm always calling on electeds to resign. Living where I live, it's all I've got. It's kind of my jam.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2022 11:18 PM (EZebt)

374 I like the scenario where the canuks consolidate and rebuild.
Then invade south along the coasts. Liberating the center. Reunited canuks and red state America establish the the new United states of North America. The coastal areas have no choice but join as jr partners. Alaska is part of the continuous states.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:18 PM (0OmEj)

375 Bingo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Bingeau?
~~~
Ha

In light of our freedom loving neighbors, I propose -eau for all of our oh sounds.

Let's geau Brandon!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:19 PM (IDhUW)

376 One of my all time favorite MST3K episodes was Canadian.

Rowzdower!

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 11:19 PM (rz+/y)

377 Lol. {{{Insom}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

378 Yes, dahlin.

Exactly like a hyena.
Posted by: Ladyl

IT'S ON

Posted by: The Loons at February 04, 2022 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)

379
It's "meep meep you mutherfuckinghampsterfuckers!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:18 PM (Narqh)


I'm laughing so hard I'll never get to sleep!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

380 Hey there Hordelings

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:20 PM (mZUr4)

381 WV AG jumping in on the GoFraudMe situation:

https://bit.ly/3gn5ORZ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 11:20 PM (SchxB)

382 DOOF!!!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

383 Horns do not run out of air, Karen.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (ybIRR)

384 361
And, that's the best one can ask for.
However, this girl doesn't ever, ever, run away. From anything.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (JfNvZ)

385 Welcome, Doof.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (SchxB)

386 Hey there Hordelings
Posted by: Doof

Make hey while the ONT shines

Posted by: Miklos says hey also at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (QzkSJ)

387 Doofmeister
How you doing?
Be forewarned,this is dangerous thread to join late!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (Narqh)

388 *fistbump* Doof !

This calls for a bourbon..

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (QzJWU)

389 Thanks for highlighting the Freedom Convoy WD!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:22 PM (IDhUW)

390 >>>I thought Trudeau was the bastard child of The Rolling Stones, or maybe The Who.

>He's going to be the bastard child of AC/DC when those crazy Canadian truckers fire up the Green Goblin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2022 11:22 PM (6liew)

391 Let's geau Brandon!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:19 PM (IDhUW)

The P in POTUS stands for pedeau.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:22 PM (6FeV1)

392 WV AG jumping in on the GoFraudMe situation:

https://bit.ly/3gn5ORZ
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I guess they do lurk here

Posted by: Miklos suggested this FIRST at February 04, 2022 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

393 384
but of course you wouldn't!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:23 PM (Narqh)

394 DOOF!
Now the fun begins!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:23 PM (JfNvZ)

395 I see on the Twatter that Spotify just completely deleted a few dozen Joe Rogan episodes, mostly with conservative guests, and most of them pre-covid so they can't hide behind "medical misinformation".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 04, 2022 11:24 PM (OyOhQ)

396 391 Let's geau Brandon!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:19 PM (IDhUW)

The P in POTUS stands for pedeau.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:22 PM (6FeV1)


You Morons are killing me tonight! I'm getting a headache from laughing!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

397 #164
That's from Honky V, isn't it?

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 04, 2022 11:24 PM (mNhhD)

398 Something with 'neko' in it...
Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 10:37 PM (h00VL)


"Necco-Wafer"?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 11:24 PM (ZMraq)

399 A tractor-trailer is not a small object. One man controls where it goes. One man (or woman, automatic transmissions and air seats) A few hundred trucks is imposing. I cannot imagine what a.few thousand can do to fuck up your city. Yeah, Trudy is shitting his pants.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 04, 2022 11:24 PM (n/szn)

400 The P in POTUS stands for pedeau.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:22 PM (6FeV1)


Dayum, you are on a roll tonight Warai!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:25 PM (Narqh)

401 Oh, we'll go honky-tonkin', honey, baby,
We'll go honky-tonkin' around this town...

Posted by: Toad-O at February 04, 2022 11:25 PM (cct0t)

402 However, this girl doesn't ever, ever, run away. From anything.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (JfNvZ)

Oh, i bet you're the type who runs away a lot....

...after lighting the fuse on a firecracker strategically poised for maximum effect

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:25 PM (6FeV1)

403 "Necco-Wafer"?
Posted by: Kindltot

Now that...that's just mean.

Posted by: Miklos, harrumphifying at February 04, 2022 11:25 PM (QzkSJ)

404 Hard Times make Hard Men

-
I thought hot chicks made hard men.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 04, 2022 11:25 PM (FVME7)

405 Truckers are heroes. Maybe CB radios will replace Facebook.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 04, 2022 11:26 PM (n/szn)

406 However, this girl doesn't ever, ever, run away. From anything.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (JfNvZ)

Huh. Sounds like a challenge has been made!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 11:26 PM (II3Gr)

407
IT'S ON
Posted by: The Loons at February 04, 2022 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)


BRING IT!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

408 *fistbump* Doof !

This calls for a bourbon..

Cheers!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (QzJWU)


Howdy Jim. No bourbon tonight. Younger son of Doof is out (driving) and I don't like to drink -- just in case. Tomorrow will be a different story. I got invited to a neighborhood poker game. I'll be taking a bottle of Woodford. I'm excited for the game AND the Woodford :-)

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:26 PM (mZUr4)

409 Everybody's a fucking Critic.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 10:39 PM (II3Gr)


Not a clue how you stack up, that is not my kink

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 11:26 PM (ZMraq)

410 I'm not sure 4chan actually found the house. The one Trudau is in has 4 steps to the porch, while the one 4chan found has 3, and someone else pointed out that the windows are not quite the same. Unless someone posts pics of Trudau in the house they found, it is just possible.

Posted by: douglas dean whiddon at February 04, 2022 11:28 PM (lr6X5)

411 I don't remember Trudeau making a comparable statement about hate when the churches of Canada were going up in flames.

Posted by: Socratease at February 04, 2022 11:28 PM (oqnjT)

412 Doofmeister
How you doing?
Be forewarned,this is dangerous thread to join late!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (Narqh)


Tired tonight. Very busy day - in a good way.

Do I even want to know what I've missed tonight??

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:28 PM (mZUr4)

413 DOOF!
Now the fun begins!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:23 PM (JfNvZ)


Howdy COMM! Not sure how much fun I'll be able to bring for a while. But I'm glad to be here and appreciate the welcome!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:29 PM (mZUr4)

414 However, this girl doesn't ever, ever, run away. From anything.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (JfNvZ)

Huh. Sounds like a challenge has been made!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Perhaps she hasn't heard of carrots in chili?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 11:29 PM (rz+/y)

415 Someone said on Bannon today that this is exactly how the communist party folded in Estonia. Or Latvia. Or Lithuania. Somewhere, anyway, just truckers.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:14 PM (rz+/y)

The truckers in chile got into it with Salvador Allende before the Army did. It did not end well for Allende.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 11:29 PM (P3gRi)

416 Jive Turkey" day at AOSHQ.
Posted by: a.moron at February 04, 2022 11:16 PM (F6Xpw)

If the turkey sees his shadow, it's six more weeks of jive ass motherfuckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (6FeV1)

417 406
A firecracker?
Ha! I laugh at your 'firecracker'!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (JfNvZ)

418 I'd love to attend a MoMe, really, and bring Robert with me, but I'm weird and non-functional.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


The MoMe's are amazing. I'm a social bug, years in music demanded it. For most part, people suck and I hate crowds, BUT when they're your peeps its a whole different deal. I was always the mingler. I would hang with the other bands, talk shop, talk to the people that came to the shows, did the parties, etc. They were from all walks of life. I was hanging with a few dudes at the bar one night, and this dude, I can't remember what country he was from, but he was one of this group of frigging scientists trying to cure malaria. I mean really?? All walks of life, but metalheads... my peeps. The MoMe's are the same...exact...way. All individuals, but all with common ground. Your... peeps. That was the one thing that I found amazing when it came to MoMe's. It was the same "thing" that I felt during the social aspects of my music career. The common thread thing, and you feel more comfortable than you do with some of your own family. You need to go to one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (VwHCD)

419 Do I even want to know what I've missed tonight??
Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:28 PM (mZUr4)


Let's just say it was a WDONT CANADIAN Friday night thread and let your imagination run rampant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (Narqh)

420 Enjoy that Woodford, Doof.

*makes note* We gotta get a distillery to bottle some Dooford Reserve. It'll be a bourbon with a distinctly nutty undertone! heheheheheheh


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (QzJWU)

421 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Dudley Powers at February 04, 2022 11:31 PM (Xrfse)

422 WV AG jumping in on the GoFraudMe situation:

Looks like he's asking for someone to come forward as a WV resident to go after GoFraudMe.

Is he the kind of guy to go through with it?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 11:31 PM (ESjRY)

423 DOOF!!!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:21 PM (TdMsT)


Hello, Lovely Ladyl!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:31 PM (mZUr4)

424 I watched the video of the Polish pastor speaking to the Canadian truckers. It reminded me of a retelling of the Warsaw Uprising and the Romanian Revolution. These stories inspire those that come after to persevere in well doing.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:32 PM (IDhUW)

425 Didn't see Elon Musk being a voice of reason coming but he's apparently all out of fucks.

Take your allies where you find them.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 11:32 PM (ZLI7S)

426 Very nice ONT! The Honkening.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:32 PM (Mzdiz)

427 Hey Doof! You have good taste in bourbon I see!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:32 PM (II3Gr)

428 That was the one thing that I found amazing when it came to MoMe's. It was the same "thing" that I felt during the social aspects of my music career. The common thread thing, and you feel more comfortable than you do with some of your own family. You need to go to one.

The complete and total opposite of #Cancel Culture

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 04, 2022 11:32 PM (lD3vL)

429 Enjoy that Woodford, Doof.

*makes note* We gotta get a distillery to bottle some Dooford Reserve. It'll be a bourbon with a distinctly nutty undertone! heheheheheheh


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (QzJWU)


Dooford Reserve -- love it!!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:33 PM (mZUr4)

430 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20 PM (m0zqP)

Woo-Hoo! BeckChas has a kitty! Good for you, man. Shower it with love.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 11:33 PM (P3gRi)

431 I thought hot[s/] chicks made hard men.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Edited for accuracy.

What can we say, we're guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 11:33 PM (mD/uy)

432
Truck Fudeau!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)

433 damnit

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 11:33 PM (mD/uy)

434 Carrots in chili...are you some kind of commie?
You are, aren't you...commie!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (JfNvZ)

435 Horde pray for my little brother. He lives in constant pain from severe neuropathy in his lower legs and arms. Other than pain he has very limited sensation. He finally said fu to the va pain control doctors deciding they could not help him. ( truth). Yesterday he consulted with a pain clinic that says he is the perfect candidate for new technology that uses implants in his spine that will block the pain signal. MRI of his neck and back are scheduled. Pray the inplant will stop his pain. It is the first hope hes had of being pain free in years.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (0OmEj)

436 Here's a little clip of our snow. SMH is in it.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/IJMip1wBjZfb/

Posted by: Ex-ex at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (RU4sa)

437 Beckoning Chasm. Got a yellow-eyed black cat (female) in my lap right now. About 12 years old. Some say the black ones are the smartest. I know this one is. So, enjoy.

You sure you don't want to rename it something like "Beckoning Catsm"?

I know with dogs, you really need a name you can yell out loud to call it. "Butch! Here, Butch!" Not "Missy!"

With cats, of course, it doesn't matter; they know their names but don't care to answer when you call it. Unless you include the word "fishies!" - then they all come.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I t'ot I saw a puddy tat! at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (4K0Cd)

438

Close tags are sooooo last year...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (EPNZf)

439 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (0OmEj)

Will do. Chronic pain is awful.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (II3Gr)

440 Truckers are heroes. Maybe CB radios will replace Facebook.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February

Would be a definite improvement!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (IDhUW)

441 {{{Ladyl}}}! Have you been unwell? Can we talk this weekend?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)

442 Take the carrots and beans out of chili and you're basically just eating a bowl of hot dog topping.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (6FeV1)

443 Hey Doof! You have good taste in bourbon I see!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:32 PM (II3Gr)


First time playing poker with these folks. If I like them, next time I'll bring the Double Oaked Woodford. For tomorrow, I figure regular Woodford is a classy choice.

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (mZUr4)

444 Doof, just your presence is fun.
You have some fantastic friends here, and all love you.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:36 PM (JfNvZ)

445 The common thread thing, and you feel more comfortable than you do with some of your own family. You need to go to one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (VwHCD)


Bers nailed it.
Think of a party attended by a collection of competent, fluent people with multiple skill sets THAT have all invested themselves in becoming regular (or frequent) commenters here. Then say to yourself, "Nah there is NO way I could have anything in common with THOSE kind of people!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:37 PM (Narqh)

446 MRI of his neck and back are scheduled. Pray the inplant will stop his pain. It is the first hope hes had of being pain free in years.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up for your little brother! May this provide the relief he's hoping for.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

447
The Bad Cat had a good 'un showing Maggie Trudeau huggin' all over Fidel while cuck Pierre looked on. Then a comparison of young Fidel to Justine:

https://tinyurl.com/2wtavv2n

And here he's got lots more good memes:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8t34ed

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:37 PM (Mzdiz)

448 I will pray for your brother, USNtakim

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 11:37 PM (y/xeI)

449 Nice Ex-ex. Thanks!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 11:38 PM (mD/uy)

450 I wonder if Brandon will offer to bomb the truckers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 10:54 PM (lCui1)


He is a scumbag and his people are too. He will try to go after relatives and bank accounts. He thinks he understands terror.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 11:38 PM (ZMraq)

451 Looks like the WV AG has the profile of a traditional GOPer...BUT...he's worked with Ken Paxton on a number of high profile things.

So...there is some hope there...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 04, 2022 11:39 PM (ESjRY)

452 I don't get fancy with the car horn. I just install a second horn next to the factory horn that's half a step off. Not loud. Not obnoxious. Definitely freaky and gets your attention more than a stock horn, though.

I think it is important to understand the use-case for a vehicle horn. A very common application for the horn is to awaken the idiot whose head is buried in their mobile device and oblivious to the light change. Another is to summon one from inside the house you're parked in front of. (this was a feature I employed on dates in my youth)

But the most urgent would be to warn someone that they are in danger - for this, the same horn that is used for car alarms and as an Egyptian Brake Pedal is totally inadequate. I propose a "horn" that sounds exactly like the sound of a car locking up all tires on dry pavement. I don't know any other sound that will get someone's immediate attention to their driving infraction.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 04, 2022 11:39 PM (lD3vL)

453 Justin has studied Stanislavski, after all

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 11:39 PM (ZMraq)

454
Robert Malone even likes to put up memes mocking all this:

https://tinyurl.com/mr4dm7e5

My favorite one there is "Youtube does something right". Yep they got Justine pegged there. Takes after his Paw, but in a very gay way.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:39 PM (Mzdiz)

455

I'd always thought that Trudeau being the bastard son of Fidel Castro was Settled sCiEnCe...

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 11:40 PM (l1LhX)

456 No arrests? I thought they said there was violence and "hatred" at the protest.

The telling point is a complete and utter lack of specifics. The one guy who went in with a Confederate flag (because the Confederacy has a huge following among Canadians, apparently) was covered head-to-toe, while the actual protestors were showing their faces. He was followed and told very clearly they knew he was a plant.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 04, 2022 11:40 PM (naEeR)

457 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

The new critter's goin' on patrol?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2022 11:41 PM (KAi1n)

458 Horde pray for my little brother.
~~~
God in Heaven, in your mercy, hear our prayer for "little brother". We pray for relief from pain, that his body and mind may be at ease. Give the doctors skill and wisdom to bring this to pass. May he know of the love that his brother and You have for him and may that be a comfort to him.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:41 PM (IDhUW)

459 441 {{{Ladyl}}}! Have you been unwell? Can we talk this weekend?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)


{{{Miley}}}

Good grief, I miss you, girl! I'm fine. Been doing some caretaking for the past 9 days...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

460 I'm waiting for the AG's of Virginia, Texas and Florida to announce that any resident who donated to GoF***Me might want to contact them about getting their dough back. With extreme prejudice. The court fees alone will be....delicious.

Posted by: vivi at February 04, 2022 11:41 PM (33kEg)

461 I figure regular Woodford is a classy choice.
Posted by: Doof

Classy, really the best, that I can tell you.

Posted by: Miklos a l'Orange at February 04, 2022 11:42 PM (QzkSJ)

462 Miley--And yes--call me this weekend!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:42 PM (TdMsT)

463 Clearly, more stricte horn control laws are required. Or just have the govt. seize them. Why does anybody really need a horn anyway?

Posted by: Ripley at February 04, 2022 11:42 PM (PTDkx)

464
There are clearly glowies and provocateurs. The truckers were smart and showed all their members how to spot 'em, and to immediately call them out. Just start pointing at 'em, and say "Fed, fed!" or the Canadian equivalent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)

465 Portland in a nutshell.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 04, 2022 10:56 PM (I2/tG)


they are not "homeless camps", they are Addict Camps.

Second, if this goes through the Portland activist scene will have managed to do what 40 miles of truckers have done to Toronto, without a single truck having arrived!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 11:43 PM (ZMraq)

466 There are clearly glowies and provocateurs. The truckers were smart and showed all their members how to spot 'em, and to immediately call them out. Just start pointing at 'em, and say "Fed, fed!" or the Canadian equivalent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)

Fed, eh? Fed ,eh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:45 PM (VwHCD)

467 Doof, just your presence is fun.
You have some fantastic friends here, and all love you.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:36 PM (JfNvZ)


Thank you, COMM! Yes, fantastic friends for sure. Even those oddball Scotch drinkers and Irish whiskey drinkers

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 11:45 PM (mZUr4)

468 Good grief, I miss you, girl! I'm fine. Been doing some caretaking for the past 9 days...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

I miss you, too. When's good for you?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)

469 Posted by: USNtakim
Payers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:46 PM (Narqh)

470

Drunk Kat is best Kat!

Posted by: Zettai at February 04, 2022 11:46 PM (h00VL)

471 Bers nailed it.
Think of a party attended by a collection of competent, fluent people with multiple skill sets THAT have all invested themselves in becoming regular (or frequent) commenters here. Then say to yourself, "Nah there is NO way I could have anything in common with THOSE kind of people!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:37 PM (Narqh)

yeah thats in a nut shell. I always say if a long hair freak of a metal guitar player can fit in, anybody can. Blend? Yeah, thats a different deal. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:46 PM (VwHCD)

472 Fed, eh? Fed ,eh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

hosers

Posted by: Bob, Doug and Miklos McKenzie at February 04, 2022 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

473 435 Horde pray for my little brother. He lives in constant pain from severe neuropathy in his lower legs and arms. Other than pain he has very limited sensation. He finally said fu to the va pain control doctors deciding they could not help him. ( truth). Yesterday he consulted with a pain clinic that says he is the perfect candidate for new technology that uses implants in his spine that will block the pain signal. MRI of his neck and back are scheduled. Pray the inplant will stop his pain. It is the first hope hes had of being pain free in years.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (0OmEj)


Just sent up prayer for healing, USN.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

474 Lol. Comments from Pence at a Federalist Soyciety event recently trying to distance himself from Trump, because (as the Breitbart article says) "Pence...has been floated as a serious possible 2024 presidential contender...".

By who? David French? I mean, he's seriously thinking about running, and seriously clueless about how embarrassingly he'll be destroyed.

Posted by: Grimmy at February 04, 2022 11:47 PM (NCgXW)

475 Very encouraged by the truckers and Canadia. 'Ceptin' for that useless Justin.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)

476 Robert Malone even likes to put up memes mocking all this:

https://tinyurl.com/mr4dm7e5
~~~
Funny

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 04, 2022 11:48 PM (IDhUW)

477 Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:34 PM (0OmEj)

Spinal Cord Stimulators. They will do a trial and then permanent if the pain relief meets a certain percentage. Unfortunately most of my claimants who had the implant eventually had it removed. Hopefully it will be successful for your brother.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 11:48 PM (Kz9dH)

478
I miss you, too. When's good for you?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)


I've got something going on tomorrow. Would Sunday work for you? Can't wait to hear your voice!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 11:48 PM (TdMsT)

479 Take off, fed! Not fallin' for it, eh!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 04, 2022 11:48 PM (II3Gr)

480 Hey i don't discriminate against Scottish or Irish distillers. The Canadians have my respect but their whiskey is subpar.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:48 PM (0OmEj)

481 469

Darn it
Posted by: USNtakim
Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:49 PM (Narqh)

482 Think of a party attended by a collection of competent, fluent people with multiple skill sets THAT have all invested themselves in becoming regular (or frequent) commenters here. Then say to yourself, "Nah there is NO way I could have anything in common with THOSE kind of people!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

I would need many many nametags

Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11 at February 04, 2022 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)

483 "Pence...has been floated as a serious possible 2024 presidential contender...".

...for Mr. Irrelevant.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 11:49 PM (Xrfse)

484 I want a horn that sounds like 'GET OFF THE PHONE'
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 11:11 PM (Kz9dH)


Consider: Mark Levin is a horn that sounds 'GET OFF THE PHONE'.

*monumental bong rip*

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2022 11:49 PM (P4LRL)

485 Pence might as well gather up all the leftover Romney signs and paraphernalia still out there, cross out Romney, sharpie in Pence, and save himself from having to shell out any more ill gotten campaign cash than he absolutely has to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:50 PM (6FeV1)

486 Thanks Nemo, thatshow is very good.

Posted by: Farmer, at February 04, 2022 11:50 PM (55Qr6)

487 Re Turdeau getting any assistance whatsoever from US government, you can't imagine the screeching from Canadian media etc. when a Conservative PM and the US government were thought to be in touch in any way. Brian Mulroney was a good friend to Reagan but the media fell all over their fainting couches. By the way they called Mulroney "BM the PM'" we should reuse the name for Castreau otherwise known as the Village Idiot or Prinz Dummkopf or The Spawn.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 04, 2022 11:51 PM (iSbhf)

488 467 Doof
Let's not get hasty about the whiskey, now....
Love ya, guy. My very best to you, and have a best to your evening.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 11:52 PM (JfNvZ)

489 I have a new roommate. About two years old, black fur, trying to get the scope of the new environment.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 04, 2022 10:20

Good for you, IIRC a cat?

Posted by: Farmer, at February 04, 2022 11:52 PM (55Qr6)

490 Blend? Yeah, thats a different deal. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:46 PM (VwHCD)


Bers, yes, 'we' don't do blending well, but we sure know how to fit in and have a good great time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:53 PM (Narqh)

491 apparently pence is that retarded

Posted by: nckate at February 04, 2022 11:53 PM (z5Nun)

492 wondering if this works...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:54 PM (6FeV1)

493 Huh. Neat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:54 PM (6FeV1)

494 449 Nice Ex-ex. Thanks!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 11:38 PM (mD/uy)



Yer welcome!

Posted by: Ex-ex at February 04, 2022 11:54 PM (RU4sa)

495 Pence, the next "please clap" candidate.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 04, 2022 11:55 PM (0OmEj)

496 apparently pence is that retarded
Posted by: nckate at February 04, 2022 11:53 PM (z5Nun)

The thing about the Washington Generals is that they all got paid fairly well, and didn't have to be particularly good at anything except not winning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:55 PM (6FeV1)

497 Pence might as well gather up all the leftover Romney signs and paraphernalia still out there, cross out Romney, sharpie in Pence, and save himself from having to shell out any more ill gotten campaign cash than he absolutely has to.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:50 PM (6FeV1)


There are many vintage Trump signs in my current AO (rural VA) with the Pence crossed out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:55 PM (Narqh)

498 There used to be a late night radio show where he would machine gun callers off the line that he didn't like. Larry Glick ?

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 04, 2022 11:55 PM (iSbhf)

499 Unless they've had a new Minister of Heath recently appointed, the one rather recently in CA is named Jean Yves Duclos is a balding man and doesn't look like a transgender.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 11:04 PM (2IS0h)

Not the Minister of Health, but Trudeau's "covid czar", one "Theresa" Tam, who, if not a tranny, is the ugliest Chinese woman in the history of ever. Theresa Tam: https://tinyurl.com/5jyuwud6

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (P3gRi)

500
justine castro looking like a Loser:

https://youtu.be/_LAaoxa14L8?t=5364

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (lDvMn)

501 Pence might as well gather up all the leftover Romney signs and paraphernalia still out there, cross out Romney, sharpie in Pence, and save himself from having to shell out any more ill gotten campaign cash than he absolutely has to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 04, 2022 11:50 PM (6FeV1)

That shit stain don't have a chance. I would love to be a fly on the wall when he gets to the pearly gates and Saint Pete says "no, because you're a jerkoff, thats why".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

502
Oh great, nothing dystopian sci-fi about this at all. Just reading. Chicom scientists are working on AI systems to raise babies. Don't need any pesky parents to have raise the children.

Perfect way to create an army of serfs to serve the oligarchs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

503 Sunday works for me, Ladyl. Mid-afternoon, like 2 or 3-ish?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

504 442 Take the carrots and beans out of chili and you're basically just eating a bowl of hot dog topping.

ketchup?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 04, 2022 11:57 PM (2PdcG)

505 There are many vintage Trump signs in my current AO (rural VA) with the Pence crossed out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:55 PM (Narqh)

Here too! Even in rural jersey. Some still fly the trump banners too.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:57 PM (VwHCD)

506 The thing about the Washington Generals is that they all got paid fairly well, and didn't have to be particularly good at anything except not winning.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*pours another, lights fart with $100 bill*

Posted by: John "Weepy" Boehner at February 04, 2022 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

507 Saint Pete says "no, because you're a jerkoff, thats why".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

Awww, shit. Come on, Pete. Do me a solid here.

...

Please?

...

Fuck. Well, all right then.

Posted by: Satan at February 04, 2022 11:58 PM (6FeV1)

508 The MoMe's are amazing. [...] All walks of life, but metalheads... my peeps. The MoMe's are the same...exact...way. All individuals, but all with common ground. Your... peeps. That was the one thing that I found amazing when it came to MoMe's. [...] The common thread thing, and you feel more comfortable than you do with some of your own family. You need to go to one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 04, 2022 11:30 PM (VwHCD)


Berserker nailed it, and there's not much to add. It's something you have to experience to believe.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at February 04, 2022 11:58 PM (v23vE)

509 Oh great, nothing dystopian sci-fi about this at all. Just reading. Chicom scientists are working on AI systems to raise babies. Don't need any pesky parents to have raise the children.

Perfect way to create an army of serfs to serve the oligarchs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

Sounds like a reboot of a book I read in high school. We've already got a ton of gammas, but they have no work ethic.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:58 PM (Mzdiz)

510 I would need many many nametags
Posted by: Miklosbot v. 183.57.11 at February 04, 2022 11:49 PM (QzkSJ)


Miklos wearing the coat of many many nametags!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 04, 2022 11:58 PM (Narqh)

511 If Pence were to run for Prez, I think he'd get fewer delegates than were won by Kumswalla.

*hears whisper in earpiece*

But they're gonna have to figure out how to post delegate totals in the negative, first.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:59 PM (QzJWU)

512 I'll probably be back later, but good seeing you guys!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)

513 Pence electoral multiplier. 1.25 for his opponents.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 05, 2022 12:01 AM (0OmEj)

514 But they're gonna have to figure out how to post delegate totals in the negative, first
Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 11:59 PM (QzJWU

I think a negative delegate means "if this nutsack somehow wins, we're going full Sumpter on you pigfuckers."

Posted by: Satan at February 05, 2022 12:02 AM (6FeV1)

515 Sulfurous Sock, Cease!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2022 12:02 AM (6FeV1)

516 Darn it
Posted by: USNtakim
Prayers up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


I had just been thinking how, if one deals with comments here enough, one develops a kind of "antiautocucumber" - retranslating to what was meant.

Posted by: mindful webworker - unless the typo is really mockworthy at February 05, 2022 12:03 AM (4K0Cd)

517 Perfect way to create an army of serfs to serve the oligarchs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)


Hmm, a really "well regulated militia" is a scary prospect in the hand of klepto-oligarchs (if you are not already in the klepto-oligarch class)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:04 AM (Narqh)

518 Second, if this goes through the Portland activist scene will have managed to do what 40 miles of truckers have done to Toronto, without a single truck having arrived!

After shutting down all the main streets to cars, the "advocates" also say that the maximum speed limit in Portland should be 20 MPH.

This is particularly funny, since there is no traffic enforcement in Portland, since cops are icky and profile, and there aren't enough cops to do traffic anyway.

Posted by: Jean Yves Duclos! at February 05, 2022 12:05 AM (I2/tG)

519 Surprising absolutely nobody, Trump has a resume to Pence.

Why anyone goes at him is a mystery. He never backs down.

https://tinyurl.com/24ejwcrj

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:06 AM (ZLI7S)

520 I'm not sure 4chan actually found the house. The one Trudau is in has 4 steps to the porch, while the one 4chan found has 3, and someone else pointed out that the windows are not quite the same. Unless someone posts pics of Trudau in the house they found, it is just possible.
Posted by: douglas dean whiddon at February 04, 2022 11:28 PM (lr6X5)

The Harrington Lake retreat serves Canadian PM's the same way Camp David serves U.S. Presidents. It's been common public knowledge for decades.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 12:06 AM (P3gRi)

521 I had just been thinking how, if one deals with comments here enough, one develops a kind of "antiautocucumber" - retranslating to what was meant.
Posted by: mindful webworker - unless the typo is really mockworthy at February 05, 2022 12:03 AM (4K0Cd)


There have been papers written on the inh3her3^t r3dundanci of hte Anglish labguage!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:06 AM (Narqh)

522 If only there were a number of people supplied with big signs that say "Plant" that point to the creeps with the nazi flags that will infiltrate the Honkening.

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2022 12:07 AM (33kEg)

523
503 Sunday works for me, Ladyl. Mid-afternoon, like 2 or 3-ish?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)


Perfect!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 05, 2022 12:07 AM (TdMsT)

524 I'm the king of mangled misspelled typo comments. You guys still mostly get what I mean. Truly amazing. Typing with one finger on a tablet don't help.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 05, 2022 12:07 AM (0OmEj)

525 "... and in the latest polls, Former VP Mike Pence is in a three-way statistical dead heat with a clogged sink drain and scoliosis."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2022 12:08 AM (6FeV1)

526 There have been papers written on the inh3her3^t r3dundanci of hte Anglish labguage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Did raimondo slip something in your drink?

Posted by: Miklos finds this plausible at February 05, 2022 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)

527 Something like an hour 'til MiladyJo's apple pie is baked. About enough time to watch an old Star Trek.

You know what's a really great sound? When the pipe thaws and water finally starts coming out of the faucet! There's a whole bigger story there, but I'm beaming up to the Enterprise.

Posted by: mindful webworker - going boldly where no man is an island at February 05, 2022 12:09 AM (4K0Cd)

528 There have been papers written on the inh3her3^t r3dundanci of hte Anglish labguage!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:06 AM (Narqh)

More likely the human minds ability to create order out of chaos and dissonance.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:09 AM (dNqv+)

529 Just FYI, not a OMG.

But just about every refinery flare-stack in Texas City and LaMarque, TX, are roaring at full blast right now.

Due to a power outage in those two towns, which sent the refineries and chemical plants into automated process shutdowns and all around OMG for the Process Engineers.

I'm twelve miles from the plants, across the Intercoastal Waterway from here, and the light in the sky over there is like a false sunset in the wrong quadrant.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 12:09 AM (QzJWU)

530 resme? I typed response.

fuck you autocorrect.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (ZLI7S)

531 525 "... and in the latest polls, Former VP Mike Pence is in a three-way statistical dead heat with a clogged sink drain and scoliosis."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2022 12:08 AM (6FeV1)

That stuff that collects under your toe-nails is gaining ground on him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (dNqv+)

532 Miklos wearing the coat of many many nametags!

Perfect!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (IDhUW)

533 Sunday works for me, Ladyl. Mid-afternoon, like 2 or 3-ish?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)


Perfect!
Posted by: Ladyl

Hot Lady/Duchess Action!

Posted by: Miklos, because Moron at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

534 530 resme? I typed response.

fuck you autocorrect.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (ZLI7S)

We know you meant that Trump was polishing up his resume to give to Pence. Don't try to hide it!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:11 AM (dNqv+)

535
This from ZeroHedge:

https://tinyurl.com/3hwyv88n

Hot tip: Go long funeral homes, short life insurance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:11 AM (Mzdiz)

536 That stuff that collects under your toe-nails is gaining ground on him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (dNqv+)

That's gonna be Chris Matthews' guest at 8 tomorrow night. Possible cabinet implications.... oh my.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2022 12:11 AM (6FeV1)

537 That's gonna be Chris Matthews' guest at 8 tomorrow night. Possible cabinet implications.... oh my.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2022 12:11 AM (6FeV1)

Something about being the only candidate with a personality in the race.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:12 AM (dNqv+)

538 The tater is in the oven.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 05, 2022 12:13 AM (0OmEj)

539 Miklos wearing the coat of many many nametags!

Perfect!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

name tags>>>skin tags

But there is apparently this One Weird Trick (do this now)

Posted by: Miklos, I think it involves apple cider vinegar at February 05, 2022 12:13 AM (QzkSJ)

540
I'm just shocked out how dirty some of y'all's minds is.

Strange, is that thunder? Sounds like it's getting close.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

541 He should be called Mike "30" Pence, or just 30 pence, that judas sonofabitch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:14 AM (VwHCD)

542 Ok. Heading over to the lounge, ordering a cocktai, and about to lurk.
I expect to learn things during the rest of the night...
Cheers!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 05, 2022 12:14 AM (JfNvZ)

543 On that "Trudeau is a master of disguise" graphic... he never plays dress-up as a Nazi.

/implying that he is a real one and the disguise is cover.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at February 05, 2022 12:15 AM (8kCiK)

544

I should think that the most notorious sock-puppeteers here (and we know who you are) would do well to have their hashtags on their name stickers...

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 12:15 AM (eQVV8)

545 30?

Pence is a much cheaper whore than that....He betrays for FREE.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:15 AM (VDbGO)

546 >>We know you meant that Trump was polishing up his resume to give to Pence. Don't try to hide it!

I honestly don't understand why anyone who calls themselves a Republican goes after him. He IS the Republican party at this point for better or worse. And he hates traitors worse than Democrats.

And he never backs down. Probably his best trait.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:15 AM (ZLI7S)

547 541 He should be called Mike "30" Pence, or just 30 pence, that judas sonofabitch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:14 AM (VwHCD)

Remember when we used to compare him to Race Bannon?

30 pieces of copper and a fistbump.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:16 AM (dNqv+)

548 But I DO like the nick. Sooooo fitting.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:17 AM (VDbGO)

549 Didn't Minister Teresa Tam also get Bell's Palsy after her jab?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2022 12:17 AM (ZMraq)

550 I have two regrets right now, I never made it to a Trump rally, and I wasn't at the roadside when the truckers drove by in Canada.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:18 AM (iSbhf)

551 I wish Rob Ford were alive to see this. Taken from us too early.

The perfect foil for PM Zoolander

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2022 12:18 AM (i250B)

552 When you post a comment, do you have to scroll all the way down from the top of the post, or does your browser bring you right back to the latest comments?

Because my computer is an enormous pain in the ass.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:18 AM (VDbGO)

553 Surprising absolutely nobody, Trump has a response to Pence.
~~~
PDT is right. Pence had the ability to have the results inspected. The Dims know the VP has that ability which is why they want to change the rules. In case the next guy actually has courage.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:18 AM (IDhUW)

554 I would need many many nametags

Small OLED panel with a Raspi zero behind it that changes the displayed name every few seconds. One tag, many names.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM (SchxB)

555 Night guys. You know im always amazed by this place.


In a good way.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM (0OmEj)

556 They don't usually knock stuff over on accident unless they are scared or they are angry with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 10:28 PM (4fSQf)

If they were angry at you, it wasn't an "accident".

Posted by: GWB at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM (A2G/3)

557 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Not feeling very cheerful tonight. We lost yet another friend who just dropped dead. What the heck is going on?

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM (6RgRK)

558
Hot Lady/Duchess Action!
Posted by: Miklos, because Moron at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)


Lol!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 05, 2022 12:20 AM (TdMsT)

559 When you post a comment, do you have to scroll all the way down from the top of the post, or does your browser bring you right back to the latest comments?

Because my computer is an enormous pain in the ass.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:18 AM (VDbGO)

My computer goes back to top of post.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2022 12:20 AM (7bRMQ)

560 When you post a comment, do you have to scroll all the way down from the top of the post, or does your browser bring you right back to the latest comments?

Because my computer is an enormous pain in the ass.


Mine always goes to the top of the page. I just hit "End" and scroll up a bit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:21 AM (SchxB)

561 I honestly don't understand why anyone who calls themselves a Republican goes after him. He IS the Republican party at this point for better or worse. And he hates traitors worse than Democrats.

And he never backs down. Probably his best trait.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:15 AM (ZLI7S)

I think a lot of the NTs state of mind rests on the idea that they really are the conservatives and Trump is a denigration of that. If only everyone could see just how awful and destructive he is ('Look what he makes the democrats do!) then we would see the light and things could go back to normal. That is the charitable read.

The uncharitable read is that they are just shilling what they are paid to shill and it is paying very well to try to gaslight everyone that reality is not what they see but what they tell them it is. They believe if they can just get rid of Trump (dead or imprisoned) then they will be paid handsomely (although one wonders when the rat cage is strapped on everyone's face, what use are they any more?) THIS is the read closer to the truth, I think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:21 AM (dNqv+)

562 Perfect way to create an army of serfs to serve the oligarchs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)


The demographic collapse is the result of the one child policy that was put in place to hide the governments role in the last couple of famines in China.
Sounds like they are flailing to find a way out of it.
Also sounds like the people in charge don't understand children or people. Can't raise kids like factory farmed pigs.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2022 12:21 AM (ZMraq)

563 ...What the heck is going on?

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM



Cardiomyopathy? (Just a stab in the dark!)

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 12:21 AM (eQVV8)

564
ctrl-end will get you to the very bottom of the page. Just scroll up a bit to back to the last comment.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)

565 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Not feeling very cheerful tonight. We lost yet another friend who just dropped dead. What the heck is going on?
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM (6RgRK)


Howdy Emmie. Prayers for your friend's loved ones. Nothing makes sense

Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2022 12:22 AM (mZUr4)

566 552 When you post a comment, do you have to scroll all the way down from the top of the post, or does your browser bring you right back to the latest comments?

Because my computer is an enormous pain in the ass.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:18 AM (VDbGO)

If I do not make a comment, it indexes to where I left off (last comment read.) Unless twitter videos are involved, they seem to mess up the indexing.

If I make a comment, it starts me back at the top. Use the end button to go to bottom of page to my comment and then hit refresh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:23 AM (dNqv+)

567 Cardiomyopathy? (Just a stab in the dark!)
Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 12:21 AM (eQVV


These are people who seemed to be just fine before they were "discovered unresponsive."

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:23 AM (6RgRK)

568 I was the biggest Never-Trumper on the planet. I made Jonah Goldberg seem reasonable and thoughtful. Then, the thought of the Clinton Crime Family inhabiting the White House once again set in fully...

Now, I think Trump was without doubt the best President of my lifetime. Think what he could have accomplished without a sellout Repuglican Party.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:24 AM (VDbGO)

569 Ajax wants to go out again. He went out an hour or so ago, but would not poop because the freezing rain/snow seemed to mess him up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:24 AM (dNqv+)

570 >> Cardiomyopathy? (Just a stab in the dark!)

If you got that Thomas Renz link I sent out, see the CMS whistleblower data.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)

571 Howdy Emmie. Prayers for your friend's loved ones. Nothing makes sense
Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2022 12:22 AM (mZUr4)


Thanks, Doof. You've been in my prayers as well. I'm glad you have family and friends surrounding you.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:25 AM (6RgRK)

572 What if Pence, in fulfilling his Constitutional obligations in tallyong up the Electoral College votes, stated that there unresolved irregularities and pushed the stack away -
-Nanzi Pelosi would have had him impeached or summarily executed ?
- SCROTUS would have directed him to tally the vote RIGHT NOW or had him jailed for contempt?
- or the incredible results woyld have been on hold until irregularities reolved?

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at February 05, 2022 12:25 AM (E9zUd)

573 My sincere thanks to all of you for answering my computer questions!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:26 AM (VDbGO)

574 Sorry to hear that, Emmie. My condolences to the family.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:26 AM (dNqv+)

575 If you got that Thomas Renz link I sent out, see the CMS whistleblower data.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz


I did get that link. Thank you.

Our young friend who passed last month -- her autopsy didn't show anything wrong.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:26 AM (6RgRK)

576 Didn't Minister Teresa Tam also get Bell's Palsy after her jab?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2022 12:17 AM (ZMraq)

How could you tell?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 12:27 AM (P3gRi)

577 Thanks, Doof. You've been in my prayers as well. I'm glad you have family and friends surrounding you.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:25 AM (6RgRK)


*hugs*

Posted by: Doof at February 05, 2022 12:27 AM (mZUr4)

578 AOP,

*snort!*

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:27 AM (VDbGO)

579 Small OLED panel with a Raspi zero behind it that changes the displayed name every few seconds. One tag, many names.
~~~
In comes the AoS Tech Team with high tech name tag FTW

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:27 AM (IDhUW)

580 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:26 AM (dNqv+)

Thanks, Aetius. As others have encouraged us, we should take every opportunity to tell our loved ones how much they mean to us.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:29 AM (6RgRK)

581
Not feeling very cheerful tonight. We lost yet another friend who just dropped dead. What the heck is going on?
Posted by: Emmie is u

I'm sorry, Emmie, my condolences.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

582 Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:29 AM (IDhUW

Thank you, American Kestrel.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:31 AM (6RgRK)

583 When you post a comment, do you have to scroll all the way down from the top of the post, or does your browser bring you right back to the latest comments?

Because my computer is an enormous pain in the ass.


Leave two tabs open: one to read and one to post into.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2022 12:31 AM (ZMraq)

584 Hi Horde, Prayers up for all who asked for them tonight, we are living in times that require lots of prayers. Emmie, I personally know two people, both healthy (ages 53, 61) who suddenly dropped dead. On a lighter note, I think the USA should send a few Honky Tonk women up to Canada, they would be a welcome relief for the truckers if the footage I've seen of the Canadian Karens is any indication.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 12:31 AM (a4EWo)

585 Thanks, Aetius. As others have encouraged us, we should take every opportunity to tell our loved ones how much they mean to us.
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:29 AM (6RgRK)

That hit home for me around 2012. Lost my last grandparents within a month of each other, then six months later one uncle, a year after that, another.

Always tell my parents I love them when I end a conversation on the phone or visit. May lose me some guy points, but I do not really give a fuck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:32 AM (dNqv+)

586 What if Pence, in fulfilling his Constitutional obligations in tallyong up the Electoral College votes, stated that there unresolved irregularities and pushed the stack away -
-Nanzi Pelosi would have had him impeached or summarily executed ?
- SCROTUS would have directed him to tally the vote RIGHT NOW or had him jailed for contempt?
- or the incredible results woyld have been on hold until irregularities reolved?
~~~
Great questions. But we don't know the answer, because pence didn't do his job. We need men of good character, to do what is right, come hell or high water.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:32 AM (IDhUW)

587 I'm sorry, Emmie, my condolences.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:29 AM (IDhUW)

Likewise, from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)

588 Kindletot,

That's brilliant. Thank you!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:32 AM (VDbGO)

589 Hot Lady/Duchess Action!

Posted by: Miklos, because Moron at February 05, 2022 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)

'Ettes gonna 'ette

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)

590 Can't raise kids like factory farmed pigs.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2022 12:21 AM (ZMraq)


Oh comrade, like socialism, it has never been done right...

YET!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:33 AM (Narqh)

591 'Ettes gonna 'ette
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:33 AM (Mzdiz)


Pay per view option?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:34 AM (Narqh)

592

Disable javascript for acecomments.mu.nu to clean up the formatting issues in the text box...

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 12:34 AM (9nadL)

593 So Pro Trump News reports that Russia and China entered into a "no limits" partnership aimed at opposing the west regarding Ukraine and Taiwan.

Here's hoping it's a new Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact that will disintegrate

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 05, 2022 12:35 AM (7bRMQ)

594 Not feeling very cheerful tonight. We lost yet another friend who just dropped dead. What the heck is going on?
Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:19 AM (6RgRK)
--
So sorry for your loss Emmie. I has indeed been a sucky past year, we lost both my inlaws and a good work friend of 32 yrs.
Then the other day Meat Loaf, who just a really fun, kind guy.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 12:35 AM (55Qr6)

595 There was a report that only 5% of the Pfizer vaxxine batch numbers caused all the adverse reactions. I bet that the same 5% were the only one that actually were vaxxines, the rest were placebos. They knew what the stuff was, giving it to everyone would have blown their operation, deaths and hospitalizations would have been massive and impossible to ignore. Its just a big drug trial to them, without a control group, that why they keep harping on vaxxinations.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:36 AM (iSbhf)

596 >>I think a lot of the NTs state of mind rests on the idea that they really are the conservatives and Trump is a denigration of that. If only everyone could see just how awful and destructive he is ('Look what he makes the democrats do!) then we would see the light and things could go back to normal. That is the charitable read.

I won't pretend that I didn't think his campaign was a joke and a PR stunt when he first started. I was wrong.

But I also know what he was up against and how hard his job must have been every minute of every damn day and what he sacrificed to try and turn this country around. And he's still going and he is probably the most energetic fighter for those of us who believe in this country in my lifetime and as long as he is fighting I have his back.

I don't care if the smart set thinks he's uncouth. He's not perfect but he fights for me. Best president in my life. His detractors can kiss my ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:37 AM (ZLI7S)

597 Pay per view option?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:34 AM (Narqh)

Use your himagination, like in olden days of yore.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)

598 Always tell my parents I love them when I end a conversation on the phone or visit. May lose me some guy points, but I do not really give a fuck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 12:32 AM (dNqv+)

Never ever waste a chance to tell someone you really care about, that you love them.
Because there is a non-zero chance that tomorrow, you might not still be here, and worse, that tomorrow THEY might not still be here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (Narqh)

599

The Japanese found metallic residue in their allotment of Moderna vaxxines...

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (9nadL)

600 DDS, good to see you this evening. Sorry to hear that you have lost people as well. It may be just the time in my life, but this really seems odd to have so many instances in the recent past.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (6RgRK)

601
Well, well, a Bank of America analysis sees a "rate shock" coming. Time for "wealth preservation", not return on investment thinking. There are some "disturbances in the Force" indicators going off that the Big One is coming.

See the latest posts from Denninger in the main Market Ticker. Denninger actually thinks the Fed is going to "do the right thing" to save the dollar. He reasons they know they fuck themselves if they let the dollar go. That is, the Mad Max hordes will eat them first if they let it go.

Doing the right thing means talking away the monetary punch bowl and sparking an asset collapse.

I don't know if I agree with that or not. Taking away the punch bowl would fuck the federal govt on rates. Hell, they'd end the Fed by law if they had to I think, but I don't know.

At any rate, get ready, things are about to go splodey, economically.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)

602 Use your himagination, like in olden days of yore.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)


BRB!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:39 AM (Narqh)

603 There was a report that only 5% of the Pfizer vaxxine batch numbers caused all the adverse reactions. I bet that the same 5% were the only one that actually were vaxxines, the rest were placebos. They knew what the stuff was, giving it to everyone would have blown their operation, deaths and hospitalizations would have been massive and impossible to ignore. Its just a big drug trial to them, without a control group, that why they keep harping on vaxxinations.

Too bad for them Oh-Mi-Cron! has derailed their plans. Pandemic's pretty much over except for the fascism and psychological warfare.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:39 AM (SchxB)

604 All our "leaders" have been shot with placebos, they know what is in that vaxx

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:40 AM (iSbhf)

605 They knew what the stuff was, giving it to everyone would have blown their operation, deaths and hospitalizations would have been massive and impossible to ignore. Its just a big drug trial to them, without a control group, that why they keep harping on vaxxinations.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:36 AM (iSbhf)

They just wanted to get it in everybody. Maybe they felt that if you took the first, you'd take the boosters. Nothing says how malignant the boosters may be - intentionally.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:40 AM (Mzdiz)

606 Likewise, from me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)


Thank you. AOP.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:40 AM (6RgRK)

607 There was a report that only 5% of the Pfizer vaxxine batch numbers caused all the adverse reactions. I bet that the same 5% were the only one that actually were vaxxines, the rest were placebos. They knew what the stuff was, giving it to everyone would have blown their operation, deaths and hospitalizations would have been massive and impossible to ignore. Its just a big drug trial to them, without a control group, that why they keep harping on vaxxinations.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:36 AM (iSbhf)

The problem with the VAERS reporting system is that batches that caused no reported adverse reactions at all never get into the database. All batches in the database had at least a few adverse reactions reported. And we don't know if that data is historical, or if parts of the bad batches are still circulating around out there. The only safe course is refuse to take any of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 12:41 AM (P3gRi)

608 So Pro Trump News reports that Russia and China entered into a "no limits" partnership aimed at opposing the west regarding Ukraine and Taiwan.

~~~
I feel for Ukraine and Taiwan, but not to the point of fighting for them. We have battles here at home that need to be fought.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:42 AM (IDhUW)

609 Thank you, Farmer.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:42 AM (6RgRK)

610 > This weekend I intend to watch "Smokey & The Bandit" in support of Canadian Truckers.

If you have the DVD, you can turn on the French audio dub to make it more Canadian-like. It is hilarious.

French audio + English subtitles would probably be the optimum mix for humorous purposes.

I don't know if you have those options on that newfangled NutLix thingie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2022 12:42 AM (bW8dp)

611 At any rate, get ready, things are about to go splodey, economically.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)


This is an oldie but goodie: a MEP from UKIP Godfrey Blome speaking in the EU Parliament

https://youtu.be/LqAGeM-Lt2g

Posted by: Kindltot at February 05, 2022 12:43 AM (ZMraq)

612 Senor Covfefe in 595.. I'd bet on that particular roll of the dice as being true.

Emmie. Hugs your way and prayers ascending.

*to old Coke commercial tune*

"What the world, needs now, is Horde, Sweet Horde.. "


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

613 Zettai,

Thank you. I will look into that.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:43 AM (VDbGO)

614 No time to read through 610 messages, but I take it that Fidelito Eilliot Bieber is still in hiding?

Maybe he's crashing on the ButtJuzz family's couch, with Commie Lay sleeping in the spare room.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2022 12:43 AM (bW8dp)

615 Its just a big drug trial to them, without a control group, that why they keep harping on vaxxinations.
Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:36 AM (iSbhf)


In 75 years, comrade, when they let us look at the data we will know whether or not you are right! What more can you ask of science?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:44 AM (Narqh)

616
Re the "hot lots". Denninger did a good analyis of that. Jessica Rose did a few weeks ago.

There seems to be a power law distribution with various lots. If that holds, that looks like a tolerance stacking problem.

Jessica Rose looked at it, but found less of an effect -- I can't remember -- the trouble is the VAERS data is so fucked up. Lot number typos and such are a mess.

Of course, this is public data. The govt and big Pharma know much more about this that we do. But they don't talk.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:44 AM (Mzdiz)

617 596 Jack Straw,

Same!

When Trump brought Juanita Broadrick, Kathleen Willey and Paula Jones to a press conference, I was all in. The look on the Clinton's faces when their hypocrisy was being shoved up their asses was beyond delectable.

He LOVES AMERICA. He FIGHTS!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:45 AM (VDbGO)

618 No time to read through 610 messages, but I take it that Fidelito Eilliot Bieber is still in hiding?

Maybe he's crashing on the ButtJuzz family's couch, with Commie Lay sleeping in the spare room.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2022 12:43 AM (bW8dp)


Lol

Who knew communist spawn could be eradicated by honking.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2022 12:45 AM (Ed8Zd)

619 Too bad for them Oh-Mi-Cron! has derailed their plans. Pandemic's pretty much over except for the fascism and psychological warfare.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:39 AM (SchxB)


This confuses me. Omicron is supposed to be mild and to have out-competed Delta, yet hospitalizations are surging. We've lost friends to Covid hospitalization as well. I do know that our local hospital is very dependent on Medicare and Medicaid funds and so they slavishly follow the "run-death-is-near" protocol.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:46 AM (6RgRK)

620 I don't care if the smart set thinks he's uncouth. He's not perfect but he fights for me. Best president in my life. His detractors can kiss my ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:37

This^^^. It's a tough battle between him and Dutch, my hometown fave. Ronnie had some smarts and he went to HS w/ my granddad.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 12:47 AM (55Qr6)

621 A lot of deaths and permanent damage from the Pfiser shot, disguised as result of Delta. And the other clot shots.

Agreed on the omoronic but the scaremongering barely hiccuped. They are so out of date but still won't drop it. My MIL is probably still harping at my wife that we both need the shot. Her son got vaxxed and the coof too.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:47 AM (iSbhf)

622 Pence calls Trump "Un-American": https://bit.ly/3gniOH5

Guess being president isn't in Pence's future, the little backstabbing cockholster.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:48 AM (SchxB)

623 There seems to be a power law distribution with various lots. If that holds, that looks like a tolerance stacking problem.

Jessica Rose looked at it, but found less of an effect -- I can't remember -- the trouble is the VAERS data is so fucked up. Lot number typos and such are a mess.

Of course, this is public data. The govt and big Pharma know much more about this that we do. But they don't talk.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:44 AM (Mzdiz)

Of course, if they made the lots with the active ingredients added in logarithmic steps of concentration, with the intent of finding the minimum effective dose, you'd get that exact same distribution, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 12:48 AM (P3gRi)

624 I remember the first time I ever heard Ronald Reagan speak. It was like a breath of fresh air. All I could think was, "Where has this guy been, and what do we have to do to get him in the White House?"

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:49 AM (VDbGO)

625 And then my young nieces, who both caught Covid after being jabbed, were both boosted immediately after their illnesses. I thought I heard that it was dangerous to give the Covid shots too soon after the illness. I had a friend who ended up on oxygen for several weeks after he got a shot after an infection. But apparently the doctors have not been cautioned about giving shots too soon. I heard you should wait three months.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 12:50 AM (6RgRK)

626 Just in and out. Have a good evening, everyone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2022 12:50 AM (bW8dp)

627 Remember how Leftists just LOVED huge, noisy protests, with round-the-clock drum circles and fireworks and chanting?

Odd, how the honking seems to perturb them.

Odd, and distinctly pleasing.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:50 AM (VDbGO)

628 >> Omicron is supposed to be mild and to have out-competed Delta, yet hospitalizations are surging.

Turns out the lag between initial infection and serious deterioration is longer from Moronic that previous. Moronic is milder, most part, but it's so infectious that even with less virulence, it pushes up the absolute number of serious infections.

It is also clear there is serious Vaccine Enhanced Disease/Infection going on with Moronic. Israel, one of the most vaxxed countries on the planet, now offering 4th jabs, has the highest per capita death rate now than since this mess began.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 12:51 AM (Mzdiz)

629 Mike Pence, busily working to see if he can generate less interest and support than Jeb! did in 2016.

Congratulations, prick. You did it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:52 AM (VDbGO)

630 The truckers have been in place for a week or so now. I pray they stand their ground and strengthen their demand. I pray they remain unified and look to God for strength and success.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (IDhUW)

631 Pence isn't running to be president. Everyone and their grandmother knows Trump is going to be the nominee. EVERYONE.

Pence is running to hurt Trump during the primaries and eventually help the Democrat. Same old GOPe.

I still don't know what he said today and he can go fuck himself, but it sounds like it may validate my theory. Also although I occasionally applauded his apparent loyalty, I was very clear for four years that I never trusted that fuck.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (dscaa)

632 I don't care if the smart set thinks he's uncouth. He's not perfect but he fights for me. Best president in my life. His detractors can kiss my ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 12:37 AM (ZLI7S)

Thats pretty much the way I see it. They call him a womanizer. Oh boo fucking hoo. They WISH they could do what he does. I don't have his money, but he's probably a piker next to the shit I did, so I don't give a damn if he strolls into the oval office wearing a chick's hoohah as a gas mask and pulling another behind him by his shlung. I don't fire off howitzers in a glass house. I don't give a shit about decorum. I don't do the fancy cocktail circuit, I wear a suit at weddings and funerals, and in the past few years I ditched the frigging tie. I wanted a fighter, a man of action, a dude that would tell china fuck off hop sing, and see the blood of a million dead servicemen that paid for and protected that constitution for over 200 years, and kick the closest dem square in the balls and say die commie fuck. Until you bring me one of them, trump is the closest thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

633 *Please clap.*

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (VDbGO)

634 This confuses me. Omicron is supposed to be mild and to have out-competed Delta, yet hospitalizations are surging. We've lost friends to Covid hospitalization as well. I do know that our local hospital is very dependent on Medicare and Medicaid funds and so they slavishly follow the "run-death-is-near" protocol.

Oh-Mi-Cron! is supposed to be milder than Delta, but that doesn't mean it can't mess you up. If you've already got a "co-morbidity" it can be a serious problem.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:54 AM (SchxB)

635 Good night Rodrigo

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:54 AM (IDhUW)

636 Berserker,

Standing Ovation!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:54 AM (VDbGO)

637 My 2 kids got the shot, my daughter said she felt lousy for a day or two, my son (and daughter)says no booster, wish they had talked to me first, they were coerced, work and school. Organizations that say we require bla bla , well I require you to shove it up where the sun doesn't shine.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 12:55 AM (iSbhf)

638

🍊

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 12:56 AM (tzQxk)

639 Odd, how the honking seems to perturb them.

Odd, and distinctly pleasing.
~~~
Yes, it's awesome. I find it funny that someone is trying to console herself and others by saying the horns will run out of air.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:57 AM (IDhUW)

640 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

Well said Bers, "perfect" has always been the enemy of the best thing we can possibly hope for in the real world!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 12:57 AM (Narqh)

641 When Trump brought Juanita Broadrick, Kathleen Willey and Paula Jones to a press conference, I was all in. The look on the Clinton's faces when their hypocrisy was being shoved up their asses was beyond delectable.

He LOVES AMERICA. He FIGHTS!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:45 AM (VDbGO)

Good times, good times!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:57 AM (Mzdiz)

642 Posted by: Zettai at

Just peachy!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 12:58 AM (IDhUW)

643 Emmie - Very sorry to hear. It has indeed been very sucky year. It seems that every day brings some fresh, debilitating challenge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2022 12:58 AM (4Vkwh)

644 {{{Emmie}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)

645 Pence is a nonentity. His name has been cut out of so many Trump /pence signs around here I know he would not be elected dog catcher

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2022 12:58 AM (Ed8Zd)

646 Well said, Berserker!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 12:58 AM (a4EWo)

647 638

Posted by: Zettai


https://youtu.be/wvAnQqVJ3XQ

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (SchxB)

648 For THAT COMMENT, Berserker goes into the METAL Hall of Fame.

Mostest Metalllic Comment, EVER.

Forged from fuckyoullium, it's armor for the soul.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

649
Yes, it's awesome. I find it funny that someone is trying to console herself and others by saying the horns will run out of air.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
------

She's calling on Science!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (4Vkwh)

650 #639,

"Yes, it's awesome. I find it funny that someone is trying to console herself and others by saying the horns will run out of air."

*************************************
AmericanKestrel,

They really are that effing stupid. It's hard to wrap your head around, but then, look at their political beliefs.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (VDbGO)

651 Think about it. Who do the Democrats have that can say stuff about Trump and make it resonate? After all these years? Liz Cheney? Mitt Rombles? Pelosi? Obama? Clinton?

There's nobody.

So Trump launches his network, has some rallies, and starts making a little noise.... and magically Pence rolls out with their latest headline-making marketing language.

Pence carries some cachet because he was Trump's right hand man, and he was "there". Supposed to be a friendly. Trump has said many good things about him. Like everything else we see and hear, it's all a big fake fucking joke.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (dscaa)

652 {{{Debby}}} Crust was super-hard (but I love that). I guess I'll try again with 3 1/2 cups of flour. I put too much and didn't get the big air bubbles.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:00 AM (Mzdiz)

653 Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 01:00 AM (Narqh)

654 kick the closest dem square in the balls and say die commie fuck. Until you bring me one of them, trump is the closest thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:53

I think I'll have to say I agree. Rock on Berserker.

Cat is now on my lap, may doze off zzzzz.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 01:00 AM (55Qr6)

655 Don't mind me, just seeing if I can copy and paste a peach without pixy freaking out.

🍊

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:01 AM (SchxB)

656 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

Hell to the yeah!

\m/ \m/

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. Honker. at February 05, 2022 01:01 AM (II3Gr)

657 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2022 12:58 AM (4Vkwh)

Mike, you've been in my prayers as well. I do hope your recovery is progressing well.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 01:01 AM (6RgRK)

658 Yes, it's awesome. I find it funny that someone is trying to console herself and others by saying the horns will run out of air.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
------

She's calling on Science!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2022 12:59 AM (4Vkwh)

Even the truck horns, that do run on air, have an unlimited air supply as long as the truck's engine is running.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:01 AM (P3gRi)

659 {{{Miley}}} I appreciate that you have been a bastion of sanity.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 01:02 AM (6RgRK)

660

It's not a peach! It's an ORANGE!

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:03 AM (9nadL)

661 It's not a peach! It's an ORANGE!

I was beginning to think maybe a tangerine.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:03 AM (SchxB)

662

This is a peach...


🍑

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:04 AM (9nadL)

663 It's just like the limited air supply in the human lungs. That's why it's important not to exercise too much. You'll run out of air and die young.

Posted by: The People on Twitter, They Know Things at February 05, 2022 01:04 AM (3YVs3)

664 Don't mind me, just seeing if I can copy and paste a peach without pixy freaking out.
~~~


I tried and could not.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:04 AM (IDhUW)

665 This is a peach...

Kinda looks like a butt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:04 AM (SchxB)

666 This^^^. It's a tough battle between him and Dutch, my hometown fave. Ronnie had some smarts and he went to HS w/ my granddad.

I have nothing for respect for Reagan, he was an excellent president and did us all proud. I was proud he was my president and he did a great job.

We are just in a different time and the rot in this country is so deep we need a different kind of president if we are going to keep this country. As I said, I didn't see this flamboyant real estate developer from Queens as the guy but he proved me wrong.

What he accomplished in 3 years, his last year was all China virus, is astonishing when you consider what he was up against. And he did it mostly by himself with little help from his own party.

I know Trump rubs even some who want to support him wrong, I wish he could dial back some of his bombast at times, but then he wouldn't be Trump. I was wrong about his approach before and he was right so party on dude. We have a country to take back.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:05 AM (ZLI7S)

667 If you haven't played Untitled Goose Game, you are missing out. You play this total asshole of a Duck, but it's fine, it's a game not RL

Posted by: Zakn at February 05, 2022 01:05 AM (cXz93)

668 I thought the woman was joking about the honking stopping. Like making a funny observation?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:06 AM (dscaa)

669 It's not a peach! It's an ORANGE
~~~
Hahaha

So it is.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:06 AM (IDhUW)

670 That peach reminds me of the "Made in Georgia" logo at the end of Squidbillies...

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:06 AM (VDbGO)

671 We need to start making noise about convoys here. With appropriate funding.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 05, 2022 01:07 AM (KATBx)

672 664 Don't mind me, just seeing if I can copy and paste a peach without pixy freaking out.
~~~
I tried and could not.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:04 AM (IDhUW)


Come on man!
You've been here long enough to know that Zettai has magical powers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 01:07 AM (Narqh)

673 I've never in my entire substantial life set out to obtain a cat, but it finally happened.
The missus saw a nice 2 year old tuxedo cat at the Petco. We already have a cat, a 13 year old male, but he is slowing down and we would love to have a lively cat. Anyway, this cat was the only one there, and it got along well with my wife.
So, I applied for ownership right away (this is what you do these days, you don't just lay down cash and walk away with the cat).
The cat went to someone else. Such is the competition.
Cat shortage here.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2022 01:07 AM (jTmQV)

674 Miley, I am going to make it again next weekend, I thought the crust was hard too, it was definitely too hard for my hubs, I would like to change a few things. I was a good start for me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (a4EWo)

675 JackStraw,

AMEN!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (VDbGO)

676 >> Of course, if they made the lots with the active ingredients added in logarithmic steps of concentration, with the intent of finding the minimum effective dose, you'd get that exact same distribution, wouldn't you?

Yes, it would. Denninger was of the opinion that Occam's Razer pointed to tolerance stacking. In making this shit, what are you doing? You are making very complex molecules, mRNA molecules, that is doing shit on tiny scale. Yet you have to scale that production up to millions and billions of total doses.

Most likely explanation is there is variability there, maybe even shit you're not aware of, that produces tolerance stacking.

There has been some revelations (again, from leaks), that the tolerances on the mRNA molecules may be so good, and indeed may be *unknown*.

Some lot runs may thus have high error rates in those mRNA molecules, and what the produce, when they hijack the ribosomes in cells, may produce something very deadly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)

677 Well... Just orangey, doesn't have the same ring at all.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (IDhUW)

678

Let's see if Pixy still hates Hatistan...


🇨

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (9nadL)

679

Yup

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (9nadL)

680 I guess its time for a bourbon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

681 That song at the beginning of Squidbillies is a favorite of mine, particularly the original country version:

All my dreams are dead and buried
Sometimes I just wish the sun would explode
When God calls me to his kingdom
I'll take all you sonsabitches with me when I go

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2022 01:10 AM (3YVs3)

682 Haven't been sick with anything in two years and don't know anyone who died from coof. Maybe bad batch didn't get sent here RGV S Texas blue voting area until 2020 election. I'm a bit past my 29 birthday like some of you here say. Inlaws claimed they had a few distant relatives died vaxx free but were unable to prove it.

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 01:10 AM (iSbhf)

683 Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM (VwHCD)

fist bump

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:10 AM (ZLI7S)

684
Come on man!
You've been here long enough to know that Zettai has magical powers!
~~~
I know!! But look at blanco!!

All the cool kids man.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

685 #667 Zakn,

Untitled Goose Game is a riot! I haven't played it, but I've watched it played....Very, very funny.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:10 AM (VDbGO)

686 Mike, you've been in my prayers as well. I do hope your recovery is progressing well.
Posted by: Emmie
-----

Thanks. Others here are dealing with worse situations, by far. I think that all of us wish that we could somehow take away and bear some of the grief and sense of loss that others are bearing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2022 01:11 AM (ywM9T)

687 What temperature are you guys baking at?

If you want a softer crust add a little oil to the recipe. Even a couple teaspoons can make a difference. I use "baking olive oil" which has no flavor and I just sort of hope it's real olive oil. Milk softens crust too but I never use milk in so-called hearth breads. Milk will also cause the bread to darken due to sugars.

(The last time I tried talking bread with you guys it didn't happen because I'm basically a repellent person and it comes through on here, but I'm trying one more time)

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:11 AM (dscaa)

688 {{{Miley}}} I appreciate that you have been a bastion of sanity.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 01:02 AM (6RgRK)

I am? Well then, thank you and you're welcome!

Baking bread is a nice distraction.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:11 AM (Mzdiz)

689 Some lot runs may thus have high error rates in those mRNA molecules, and what the produce, when they hijack the ribosomes in cells, may produce something very deadly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 01:08 AM (Mzdiz)

Who was it who stated, "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:11 AM (P3gRi)

690

Some still speak of the one they call 'El Naranja' and say that one day, he will return...


🍊

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (9nadL)

691 Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:05 AM (ZLI7S)

Basically the entire might of the enormous pervasive Federal Bureaucracy, that "we" are forced to fund, was arrayed against "our" President from day one!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (Narqh)

692 Man, all of you drinking bourbon tonight....How I envy you.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (VDbGO)

693 I know!! But look at blanco!!

It's just monkey see, monkey do in my case.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (SchxB)

694 Just pushing to 700

Posted by: Lotta nerve at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (JdcHc)

695 All my dreams are dead and buried
Sometimes I just wish the sun would explode
When God calls me to his kingdom
I'll take all you sonsabitches with me when I go
~~~
Wow! Now that's a fighting song!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (IDhUW)

696 off sock

Posted by: Chuck C at February 05, 2022 01:13 AM (EughT)

697 Someone posted a link to corn fritters recently, so I made those this week.

Congratulations on the bread making.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:14 AM (IDhUW)

698 Seven hundred

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 01:14 AM (Narqh)

699 Seven hundred

Keep pushing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:15 AM (SchxB)

700 Oh, for heaven's sake...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2022 01:16 AM (jTmQV)

701 (The last time I tried talking bread with you guys it didn't happen because I'm basically a repellent person and it comes through on here, but I'm trying one more time)

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:11 AM (dscaa)

Nah, not at all! This was my first loaf in many years. It's the Dutch oven method - wet dough and steam at 450F. Not sure if treating the top of this sticky loaf with cooking spray would work. You can't brush it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)

702 >> Who was it who stated, "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." ?

Indeed. There are lot of funny variations on ol' Arthur C. Clarke's law, there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)

703 Peach butt!

Posted by: Hare lip at February 05, 2022 01:16 AM (63Dwl)

704 700

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 05, 2022 01:16 AM (Narqh)

705 Man, all of you drinking bourbon tonight....How I envy you.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (VDbGO)

these bastards did that to me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (VwHCD)

706 #695,

I LOVED that cartoon!

Then Unknown Henson had to go and get drunk and insult Dolly Parton on Twitter, and that was the end of things.

Oh, well.

Damn you, party liquor!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (VDbGO)

707 Some still speak of the one they call 'El Naranja' and say that one day, he will return.


Posted by: Zettai at


Heh.

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (Ed8Zd)

708 because I'm basically a repellent person and it comes through on here, but I'm trying one more time)
~~~
Does not compute, check for error in analysis.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (IDhUW)

709 This may be complete bullshit. Guy claims he had a car crash and woke up in the Covid ward on a ventilator.

https://bit.ly/3HKmfE1

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (SchxB)

710 >>Basically the entire might of the enormous pervasive Federal Bureaucracy, that "we" are forced to fund, was arrayed against "our" President from day one!

There just might be some payback coming on that front.

I'm not always wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (ZLI7S)

711 All my dreams are dead and buried
Sometimes I just wish the sun would explode
When God calls me to his kingdom
I'll take all you sonsabitches with me when I go
~~~
Wow! Now that's a fighting song!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:12 AM (IDhUW)

You should listen to Manowar. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:18 AM (VwHCD)

712 Nutz!
Good night all!
Thanks for your contributions to this thread!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Honk Yes! at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (Narqh)

713 Here I post about a cat shortage and I get post number 700.
Congratulations, BC.
Everyone should know the love of a good kitty.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (jTmQV)

714 "435 Horde pray for my little brother. He lives in constant pain from severe neuropathy in his lower legs and arms. "

Prayer sent.

(Not medical advice) I sometimes have neuropathy pains. I take a time-release vitamin B12 pill every morning, which keeps it at bay. Just making an observation... ;-)

Posted by: the last to post at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (pnIvU)

715 I am drinking rum and cola. This rum is "The Real McCoy" from barbados. Pallid, but not white-white. It was on sale. Tasty enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (P3gRi)

716 Who was it who stated, "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice." ?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Hanlon's Razor

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (Cn3O7)

717 Miley the Duchess,

I told a friend of mine to give his fiancé a "Dutch Oven" for their wedding....

She still doesn't speak to me.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (VDbGO)

718

Canadian flag: 🇨

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (tzQxk)

719 elipsis. Keep on with the breadposting.

Better, show up at the TxMoMeet, and bring a dozen or so loaves of your finest.

You won't have to buy ammo, food nor bourbon, the entire time you're there. And so what if you're an asshole? I'm a member of Assholes Anonymous, and we have meetings at the Mo Meet! lol


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 01:20 AM (QzJWU)

720 On another note how did they produce so many vaxxes so quickly with quality control everything ramped up so well. on a product never mass produced. Not possible the out would be 5% and placebos, can't endanger the cash flow, and no-one would ever know right ? did they hire on a single person for production? Expect honesty from company with billions $ of guaranteed sales ?

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 01:20 AM (iSbhf)

721 What I like about Debby's no-knead recipe is that you have to commit for about 15 minutes tops, mixing the dough Then you can let it sit for 8-18 hours.

I wonder if you could make that into 4 small loaves, each in its own parchment wrapper.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

722 Thanks. Others here are dealing with worse situations, by far. I think that all of us wish that we could somehow take away and bear some of the grief and sense of loss that others are bearing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05,

You are a kind man. Thanks for your comments. May your healing continue.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:21 AM (IDhUW)

723 GoFraudMe's latest statement on the Trucker situation:

https://bit.ly/3GusUjS

OK, maybe it's fake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:21 AM (SchxB)

724 Berserker,

I remember Manowar!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:21 AM (VDbGO)

725 Nah, not at all! This was my first loaf in many years. It's the Dutch oven method - wet dough and steam at 450F. Not sure if treating the top of this sticky loaf with cooking spray would work. You can't brush it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)

Ah ok, 450 is great. You can get a harder darker crust if you finish for longer at a lower temperature like 375. I never do that though.

Also if you like it real crackly you can leave it in the oven for like 15 minutes with the door cracked and the oven off. Some swear by that.

And you're right. If you're in a Dutch oven, an even wetter dough should get you those nice bubbles. The other thing you can do is stretch and fold. I know you don't like "no knead" (I get it) but for fun look into stretch and fold if you haven't. It's really cool and watching the dough change each time you handle it is amazing. Great way to produce big bubbles.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:21 AM (dscaa)

726

Pirate flag: 🏴

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:22 AM (tzQxk)

727 Here I post about a cat shortage and I get post number 700.
Congratulations, BC.
Everyone should know the love of a good kitty.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (jTmQV)

My brother just rescued one in that big snow storm we had last week. It was outside freezing, and was sick. He brought it to the vet, got it fixed up nice. It seems to be domesticated, but was probably abandoned. It immediately made himself at home. My brother lost a cat a month or so ago, so now he has a replacement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)

728 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar ~ Honk Yes! at

Good night Hrothgar, nice nic!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:23 AM (IDhUW)

729

Niue flag: 🇳

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:23 AM (tzQxk)

730 Miley the Duchess,

I told a friend of mine to give his fiancee a "Dutch Oven" for their wedding....

She still doesn't speak to me.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:19 AM (VDbGO)

*wondering if I should look up "Dutch oven" on the urban dictionary*

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)

731 Was also doing bread and pizza Wednesday and sourdough pancakes Thursday using leftover dough. Easier on stomach than baking powder/ bakingsoda

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (iSbhf)

732 What I like about Debby's no-knead recipe is that you have to commit for about 15 minutes tops, mixing the dough Then you can let it sit for 8-18 hours.

I wonder if you could make that into 4 small loaves, each in its own parchment wrapper.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:20 AM (Mzdiz)

Why not? That's what I like about doing my ciabatta recipe. The bread takes like 7 hours total but your time with it is minimal. Like 5 minutes.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (dscaa)

733 This may be complete bullshit. Guy claims he had a car crash and woke up in the Covid ward on a ventilator.

https://bit.ly/3HKmfE1
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (SchxB)

Wish to Hell there was a transcript.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (P3gRi)

734 *wondering if I should look up "Dutch oven" on the urban dictionary*

You know better.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (SchxB)

735 I knew we couldn't mention the words dutch oven here...

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (dscaa)

736 " On another note how did they produce so many vaxxes so quickly with quality control everything ramped up so well. on a product never mass produced. "

Research on the vaccines were begun at the same time as the gain research viruses.
Patents were filed in 2017.
We've all been hoodwinked.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (jTmQV)

737

Odd that Pixy won't render the flag of Niue...

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:25 AM (tzQxk)

738
Speaking of data transparency: you know which Western nation is the absolute worst on this compared to all the others? The United States.

Every other Western nation is far better, although they all suck on an absolute scale, relative to the United States. All we know about how bad the suckitude is for these "vaccines" and so forth comes from other countries.

This is a problem. Hospitals, private companies, here hold all this shit close the vest. US govt allows it. US govt itself covers up all sorts of data.

If there is every restoration of this here Land of the Free, there needs to be a bedrock principle. For drugs and shit that are going to affect the health of an individual, fuck your trade secrets and proprietary data garbage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)

739 *wondering if I should look up "Dutch oven" on the urban dictionary*

Um, Miley, maybe give it a pass.

You seem like a classy lady.

So, yeah, give that one a miss.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:25 AM (VDbGO)

740 You're going to make every data point you have available for public review and independent analysis. Every damn thing you say needs to be able to be verified by any damn person on the planet.

Fuck your trade secrets on drugs and treatments and shit. If you're making a better widget or mouse trap, yep, you can have trade secrets. If you're selling medical shit, nope, you have to be completely spread wide open for everyone.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 05, 2022 01:25 AM (Mzdiz)

741 "Something like an hour 'til MiladyJo's apple pie is baked."

That sounds like a euphemism for foreplay.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2022 01:26 AM (KAi1n)

742 The other thing you can do is stretch and fold. I know you don't like "no knead" (I get it) but for fun look into stretch and fold if you haven't. It's really cool and watching the dough change each time you handle it is amazing. Great way to produce big bubbles.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:21 AM (dscaa)

I was watching a video for sourdough baguettes with some nice stretch-and-fold techniques. Don't know if that possible with this sticky dough, but one can only try!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)

743 GoFraudMe's latest statement on the Trucker situation:

https://bit.ly/3GusUjS

OK, maybe it's fake.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:21 AM (SchxB)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:27 AM (P3gRi)

744 Fuck your trade secrets on drugs and treatments and shit. If you're making a better widget or mouse trap, yep, you can have trade secrets. If you're selling medical shit, nope, you have to be completely spread wide open for everyone.

With some slightly different wording, this could be a campaign platform by itself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:27 AM (SchxB)

745 My brother lost a cat a month or so ago, so now he has a replacement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)

Funny how they always seem to know. Networking.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)

746 "I wish Rob Ford were alive to see this. Taken from us too early."

He's the guy who played Chris Farley on SNL, right?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (KAi1n)

747 Basically the entire might of the enormous pervasive Federal Bureaucracy, that "we" are forced to fund, was arrayed against "our" President from day one!

There just might be some payback coming on that front.

I'm not always wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:17 AM (ZLI7S)

Nope youre not wrong

The war is won, but the skirmishes will continue

Posted by: LASue at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (Ed8Zd)

748 I knew we couldn't mention the words dutch oven here...
Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:24 AM (dscaa)

The whammens on The View are known as the Butch Coven.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (P3gRi)

749 I was watching a video for sourdough baguettes with some nice stretch-and-fold techniques. Don't know if that possible with this sticky dough, but one can only try!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:26 AM (Mzdiz)

You definitely can! Do the stretch and fold right in your proofing container (hopefully like a bowl) and wet your hands each time before handling.

Sometimes you need to refresh your wet hands after touching the dough only twice. You'll feel it start sticking to you. Some people use oil but then you're adding oil to your dough. So don't. Water works really well.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (dscaa)

750 Will take a pass on the Dutch oven slang. Prudent.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)

751 You see, Miley, when a man loves a woman very much.....

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:30 AM (dscaa)

752 🥃

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:31 AM (SchxB)

753 Funny how they always seem to know. Networking.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:28 AM (Mzdiz)

So it seems. He didn't want another just yet, but this one would have died. Nice looking cat, looks like Sylvester.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:33 AM (VwHCD)

754 You should listen to Manowar
~~~
Any particular song?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:33 AM (IDhUW)

755 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 12:53 AM

That. Was. Awesome!

Posted by: JQ at February 05, 2022 01:33 AM (dB4Iz)

756 Manowar- Kingdom Come...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiccmDl8rA

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 05, 2022 01:36 AM (Ckg4U)

757 The Kenosha Kid has joined Gab. Just in case anyone gives a shit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:36 AM (SchxB)

758 #751 ...,

*howling!*

Use the "stretch and fold" technique. That'll sour your baguettes!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:37 AM (VDbGO)

759

I've got UD on speed dial in my browser... "Swift Selection Search" -- It's an extension for Firefox: highlight some text, and a pop-up appears that allows one to search that text at practically any search site: DDG, Startpage, Goolag Translate, U2b, Goolag Maps, online dictionaries including UD, etc.! Also opens links and copies to the clipboard....

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:37 AM (h00VL)

760 666 I know Trump rubs even some who want to support him wrong, I wish he could dial back some of his bombast at times, but then he wouldn't be Trump. I was wrong about his approach before and he was right so party on dude. We have a country to take back.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:05 AM (ZLI7S)

Concur completely. Best prez since Reagan. What impressed me most about Trump was he came out of nowhere, came out from behind a field of 15 or so 'Top Men', never publicly wavered even with the 'smart people' laughing at him....he is a fighter and we need that now.

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 05, 2022 01:37 AM (7SwmH)

761 You should listen to Manowar
~~~
Any particular song?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:33 AM (IDhUW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCV8rocQBac

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:39 AM (VwHCD)

762 Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024!

"Anything's better than a democrat, right?"

Posted by: JQ at February 05, 2022 01:39 AM (dB4Iz)

763 Use the "stretch and fold" technique. That'll sour your baguettes!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:37 AM (VDbGO)

Heh

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:40 AM (dscaa)

764 I found out, months after the fact, that what I'd posted concerning one troll C.J. was recognized with it's own Sidebar Post. I didn't know that at the time, and was both humbled and proud to find out about it in March 2021.

Let's not let Berserker's post fall to a similar fate?

I hereby nominate his rant to Sidebar Status, effective as soon as the first COB who reads this, can respond?

Do I have a Second to this Motion?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

765 ... Thanks for the tips!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)

766 Seconded, Jim SND!

Posted by: JQ at February 05, 2022 01:41 AM (dB4Iz)

767 Manowar- Kingdom Come...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiccmDl8rA

Posted by: Slapweasel at February 05, 2022 01:36 AM (Ckg4U)

{{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)

768 Ellipsis, I wasn't ignoring you about bread and you are not repellant in any way. I haven't baked bread in many decades and I have no idea how to go about it properly. A no-knead recipe from the internet looked easy enough for me to try. Miley is correct, that dough is really sticky.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

769 Goodnight, beloved Horde! Be strong and courageous!

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 05, 2022 01:43 AM (6RgRK)

770 I agree, Jim!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)

771 Goodnight, {{{Emmie}}}

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:43 AM (Mzdiz)

772 Debby, watch some youtube vids on kneading. You're gonna love it

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)

773 Night Emmie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 01:45 AM (dNqv+)

774 I'll check in with you guys a little later.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

775 Ellipsis, I wasn't ignoring you about bread and you are not repellant in any way. I haven't baked bread in many decades and I have no idea how to go about it properly. A no-knead recipe from the internet looked easy enough for me to try. Miley is correct, that dough is really sticky.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

Maybe the stickiness is a necessary condition for the no-knead property to work? he asked, knowing nothing about bread dough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 01:46 AM (P3gRi)

776 762 Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024!

"Anything's better than a democrat, right?"
Posted by: JQ at February 05, 2022 01:39 AM (dB4Iz)

To be fair, Camacho seemed to want to do what was best for his people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 05, 2022 01:46 AM (dNqv+)

777 756 Manowar- Kingdom Come...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebiccmDl8rA
Posted by: Slapweasel at

Thanks Slap

I have now sampled Manowar.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:46 AM (IDhUW)

778 Slap, so nice to see you. Thirded on the Berserker nomination, Jim.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 01:46 AM (a4EWo)

779 Thanks for the tips!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)

Absolutely!

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:48 AM (dscaa)

780

I'd like to nominate Berserker's poast on 'The Men Who Wanted To Be Left Alone' for the sidebar...

I found a version here:


https://is.gd/to_be_left_alone

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:48 AM (9nadL)

781 Debby, watch some youtube vids on kneading. You're gonna love it
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 01:44 AM (Mzdiz)

People, who knead people, are the luckiest people, in the world.

Posted by: The Close cover before striking school of massage. at February 05, 2022 01:48 AM (P3gRi)

782 Manowar

"Fast Taker"

https://tinyurl.com/ch5aezsx

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:49 AM (VDbGO)

783 AOP, You are probably right, I think the dough possibly has some industrial uses too. Good night Horde, I'll see you tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 01:49 AM (a4EWo)

784 Yes, Prez Camacho was nuts but did care for his country. Better than any current democrat.

Posted by: JQ at February 05, 2022 01:50 AM (dB4Iz)

785 Zeatti. A quotation, even a rendering therefrom, ain't quite the same as a Rant from the Heart.

I LOVED the "Men Who Wanted To Be Left Alone" thing.

But tonight's rant was PURE Berserker.

And there is a difference, thus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

786 'Right here's where I'm staying. Life's a game I play for KEEPS. Awwww, Fast Taker, Fast Taker, Fast Taker, take it away!"

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (VDbGO)

787 764 I hereby nominate his rant to Sidebar Status, effective as soon as the first COB who reads this, can respond?

Do I have a Second to this Motion?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 01:40 AM (QzJWU)


I concur too Jim NSD. It's one for the ages.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (7SwmH)

788 Ellipsis, I wasn't ignoring you about bread and you are not repellant in any way. I haven't baked bread in many decades and I have no idea how to go about it properly. A no-knead recipe from the internet looked easy enough for me to try. Miley is correct, that dough is really sticky.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 05, 2022 01:42 AM (a4EWo)

Awwwh thanks. I was being kinda funny. Sort of.

It's just I made a comment all excited the other night about bread, and it just sat there and looked really stupid - to me. It's really easy to miss stuff here.

If you ever have any bread questions, please feel free to ask me. After a health scare and recovery in 2010, I spent a decade obsessively getting really good at it.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (dscaa)

789 Good night Em

Good night Mi

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (IDhUW)

790

I can see 1000 comments on the horizon!

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (9nadL)

791 I can see 1000 comments on the horizon!

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (9nadL)

That right there is a mirage.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 01:54 AM (dscaa)

792 ...And there is a difference, thus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM



Indeed!

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:54 AM (9nadL)

793 Makes you laugh the shitty Canadian media which gets 600 million in subsidies from Castreau because no-one buys their crap, harping on someone waving a confederate flag. If there is anything more meaningless to average Canadians than a confederate flag it could only be the North Korean flag. Nothing could be less likely to be found in Canada or even recognized. Figures Castreau hiding behind an affirmative action Ottawa police chief. Racist Ahole Castreau hates everyone except Quebeckers, especially Western Canadians who don't vote for him but dresses up in blackface. Elitist prick like his "father" Pierre The Finger who destroyed the country I grew up in and blew the debt up buying votes

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 01:54 AM (iSbhf)

794 Maybe someday there'll be a Ca MoMeet....I can only hope....

The trucker thing in Canada strikes me as representing more than it appears superficially -meaning this could be the crack that brings down the whole dam....people are done with the representatives we elect - and their bureaucratic underlings using the tools of government against 'we the people'. To coin a phrase 'how dare they!'

Good Night All.....

Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 05, 2022 01:57 AM (7SwmH)

795 Good night Deb


Good night John boy

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:57 AM (IDhUW)

796 I'd like to nominate Berserker's poast on 'The Men Who Wanted To Be Left Alone' for the sidebar...

I found a version here:


https://is.gd/to_be_left_alone

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 01:48 AM (9nadL)

Oh cool. you actually found it. A friend had sent me that ( another asshole metal guitar player), but he couldn't remember where he saw it. I had to type it from off my phone, it would have been easier to link it. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 01:57 AM (VwHCD)

797 Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 05, 2022 01:59 AM (SchxB)

798 ...Good night John boy

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 01:57 AM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 02:00 AM (9nadL)

799 Good night

have to prep for possible freeze overnight

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 02:00 AM (iSbhf)

800 Good night Anon


*checks stash of good nights. Whew ~ we're good.*

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 02:00 AM (IDhUW)

801 Is there another MoMe in the works? Would it be anywhere in Texas, or is that a year away?

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:00 AM (VDbGO)

802 Good night, Mary Ellen.

Good night, Jim Bob!

Good night, Grandpa!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:01 AM (VDbGO)

803 I was wrong about his approach before and he was right so party on dude. We have a country to take back.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 01:05

Well said Jack. On 666 no less, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 02:02 AM (55Qr6)

804 Man I hated that show

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 02:03 AM (iSbhf)

805 Good night blanco

Good night senor

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 02:03 AM (IDhUW)

806 Man I hated that show
~~~
I never saw it ~ but I know about the good nights.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 02:04 AM (IDhUW)

807

The morning shift should be rolling in soon...

Posted by: Zettai at February 05, 2022 02:05 AM (h00VL)

808 Good night, AmericanKestrel!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:05 AM (VDbGO)

809 >>Concur completely. Best prez since Reagan. What impressed me most about Trump was he came out of nowhere, came out from behind a field of 15 or so 'Top Men', never publicly wavered even with the 'smart people' laughing at him....he is a fighter and we need that now.

100 years from now when there is some distance people are going to look back on what he did with awe.

It was incredible.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 02:05 AM (ZLI7S)

810 Got the roof all done except for venting so its going to wait until its warm again to see if we have enough

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 02:05 AM (iSbhf)

811 Re Stop the Tranny\typo meme.

I thought it was a transmission reference. Like stop me if you can or stop me if you dare.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 02:07 AM (IDhUW)

812 But tonight's rant was PURE Berserker.

And there is a difference, thus.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 01:52 AM (QzJWU)

This is true. It comes from me hating pretentious mofos, and thats all I see in never trump and the GOPe. I can't judge trump because he is a saint compared to me in my time. I hung with musicians my whole life, we're not altar boys. I have no leg to stand on judging trump. All I care about is results. I didn't even give a shit when clinton was was getting his knob polished in the oval office, because I would have done the same fucking thing just to say I did it, if I was single. I didn't like that he talked down his nose at us and lied about it, and his hag wife called it a right wing conspiracy. I would have said god damn right I did it, because Ben Franklin would be amused. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:07 AM (VwHCD)

813 Can't get to 1000 all by myself, someone will get suspicious

Posted by: Senor Coffee at February 05, 2022 02:08 AM (iSbhf)

814 Good night, AmericanKestrel!
Posted by: Sam Adams

Thanks Sam!


There are a couple MoMes listed in the side bar.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 02:10 AM (IDhUW)

815 JackStraw,

What is disturbing is that the American Left drew upon the roots of their Communist heroes. They knew there was no way in hell they could win that election, so they openly stole it, with the assistance of Bitch McConnell and a corrupt GOP-e. And, of course, our corrupt Media.

America doesn't want what the Democrats are selling. Democrats won't take "no" for an answer, because "no" doesn't mean "no" when they want what they want. They will happily rape this nation for decades if nothing is done.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:11 AM (VDbGO)

816 It's funny watching people say the Left "went crazy" over Trump or Trump "drove them nuts". I mean yeah it's obviously sort of true.

But far more accurately, what people don't get is that being what the Left are, they had *zero choice* but to oppose Trump the way they did.

Because he would have steamrolled everything they worked towards for 50 to 100 years. He is that kind of leader. When you look at what he accomplished with basically an entire globe aligned against him, you can imagine what he could have done, with say, half our country's power brokers and part of the other party behind him. It's unfathomable.

He would have remade not only this country, but the whole world. He already completely succeeded in rebranding both parties and people *still* don't give him credit for it. It certainly ain't the *Republicans* making Republicans popular these days.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:12 AM (dscaa)

817 Ok grey box friends

I'm out ~ good night

Peace

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 05, 2022 02:13 AM (IDhUW)

818 Yup, I'm gertting drunk

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:13 AM (VwHCD)

819
What is disturbing is that the American Left drew upon the roots of their Communist heroes. They knew there was no way in hell they could win that election, so they openly stole it, with the assistance of Bitch McConnell and a corrupt GOP-e. And, of course, our corrupt Media.

America doesn't want what the Democrats are selling. Democrats won't take "no" for an answer, because "no" doesn't mean "no" when they want what they want. They will happily rape this nation for decades if nothing is done.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:11 AM (VDbGO)

I understand the techniques they used for the steal are commonly used in Mexico but also in Russia. Which makes me surmise that Russia did have a hand in it. The Left do quite famously project, sometimes in hindsight but often in advance.

I mean why on God's green earth would Russia *not* want to usher the Democrats back into power?

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:14 AM (dscaa)

820 Because he would have steamrolled everything they worked towards for 50 to 100 years. He is that kind of leader. When you look at what he accomplished with basically an entire globe aligned against him, you can imagine what he could have done, with say, half our country's power brokers and part of the other party behind him. It's unfathomable.

He would have remade not only this country, but the whole world. He already completely succeeded in rebranding both parties and people *still* don't give him credit for it. It certainly ain't the *Republicans* making Republicans popular these days.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:12 AM (dscaa)

Yup, this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:14 AM (VwHCD)

821 Berserker.

I was more upset that Clinton got away scot-free with Cigar Abuse.

You KNOW that asshole was swabbing that with the finest Cuban contraband obtained from back channel sources, right?

Bitch ought to have hit his dick with the cigar cutter and set it alight with the triple flame torch, for good measure. First female Mojel, whaddayknow?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

822 I was more upset that Clinton got away scot-free with Cigar Abuse.

You KNOW that asshole was swabbing that with the finest Cuban contraband obtained from back channel sources, right?

Bitch ought to have hit his dick with the cigar cutter and set it alight with the triple flame torch, for good measure. First female Mojel, whaddayknow?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 02:15 AM (QzJWU)

I heard it was a Macanudo. And yeah, trashing a cigar on that eater pig was low form.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:17 AM (VwHCD)

823 uh..easter pig.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:17 AM (VwHCD)

824 I'm no officionado but I was always partial to Partagas. They were truly lovely.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:18 AM (dscaa)

825 Well, I am having a hard time keeping my eyes open now, so I am going to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: The Close cover before striking school of massage. at February 05, 2022 02:19 AM (P3gRi)

826 Slap, good to see you dude.

You know my goofy wife Jules, always calls you Slaphappy instead of Slapweasel. Somehow I think that fits you bud. Rock on.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 02:19 AM (55Qr6)

827 ellipse..

You keep typing, and don't ever stop. Holy shit, you're typing Gospel here, and I hope that folks take note and take heed.

The Dough Also Rises.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 02:20 AM (QzJWU)

828 I'm no officionado but I was always partial to Partagas. They were truly lovely.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:18 AM (dscaa)

Yeah, they are good. Again, non pretentious me is not that picky. I'll smoke anything that burns, but yeah some are way better than others, but any cigar is a good cigar. I'm like that with booze. I'm the retarded version of the most interesting man in the world. Although I don't drink much booze, but when i do, I'll drink...anything thats put in front of me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)

829 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 02:20 AM (QzJWU)

Well I appreciate that, Jim. {doffs cap}

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:22 AM (dscaa)

830 ellipse.

Partigas was always a far too peppery of a smoke for me.

Ramon Allones, was sublime. Before they got bought out by the conglomorates, that is.

The OLD Ramon Allones, was the cigar equivalent of smoking a snifter of Bailey's Irish Creme Whisky. Billows of creamy smooth smoke, and the taste on the palate to match.

I've not found it's equal, since. ZZZZ, Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

831 er. off, sock, and Good Night

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2022 02:23 AM (P3gRi)

832 When you find the right cat (or the right cat finds you), it's the coolest thing. They're friends and member of your family.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2022 02:24 AM (KAi1n)

833 >>America doesn't want what the Democrats are selling. Democrats won't take "no" for an answer, because "no" doesn't mean "no" when they want what they want. They will happily rape this nation for decades if nothing is done.

No, they don't.

But as you noted Americans won't accept what the left is pushing either and the blowback is pretty hard to miss. They've been building to this moment for most of my life and now that they are on the mountain they have Biden, Pelosi and Schumer in charge and the country is failing in every way possible.

Sometimes people need to get what they vote for good and hard before the wake the fuck up.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 05, 2022 02:26 AM (ZLI7S)

834 Okay, now all of my posts are "spam?" WTH?

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:27 AM (VDbGO)

835 Yup, I'm gertting drunk
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:13

Congrats, but I think I beat ya by a bit.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 02:28 AM (55Qr6)

836 819 Ellipses,

No shit! Russia immediately got a weakened, directionless, homo-centric American military. A weakened American economy. A weakened American energy sector which now purchases Russian oil. Further control over the European energy sector, and a man thoroughly compromised by his corrupt acts in Ukraine and Communist China. We're screwed.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:28 AM (VDbGO)

837 Beautiful ONT, WD. Thank you.

Posted by: micky at February 05, 2022 02:29 AM (3byMq)

838 Posted by: Jim at February 05, 2022 02:23 AM (QzJWU)

Darn I wish I could have tried those. Your description makes me feel like I just had one. 'night

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:31 AM (dscaa)

839 Pray for America. Pray for Canada. Pray for Australia. Pray for Great Britain. Pray for the nations being ground into the dirt by Communist shitbags. We need guidance. We need strength. We need wisdom. We need resolve. We need the Almighty.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:31 AM (VDbGO)

840 Okay, now all of my posts are "spam?" WTH?

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:27 AM (VDbGO)

Well there's special characters (quotes) that screw things up but also I remember someone saying there's some built-in language now that will automagically flag a comment. They won't say what that language is and I don't think it's too encompassing so I don't think about it.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:33 AM (dscaa)

841 I guess I'm out, too. You folks don't do anything too crazy on your way to 887.

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:34 AM (dscaa)

842 When you find the right cat (or the right cat finds you), it's the coolest thing. They're friends and member of your family.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 05, 2022 02:24

We ended up bringing in a feral cat to protect her 6 kittens she had in the neighbor's woodpile. She was a tortie, Jules looked tortie's up and in Scottish folklore, tortie's are good luck if they adopt you. J is Scottish BTW.

Well yrs later cat is now ca 13, sleeps on top of me at night. I wondered where the good luck was, and it's right there in my buddy that sleeps on top of me.

Posted by: Farmer, RIP ML, so much fun at February 05, 2022 02:37 AM (55Qr6)

843 Folks, I am done for the night. Really enjoyed spending some time with my beloved Moron Horde, the smartest and funniest people on the internet. May Almighty God bless and keep every last one of you. Not the trolls. That means you, Raimondo.

Good night!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 05, 2022 02:40 AM (VDbGO)

844
The cocksucking Ottawa Police tweeted a thank you to gofuckme, repeated the Lie about violent protesters, and then urged "all other funding platforms to follow suit."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2022 02:44 AM (lDvMn)

845 Posted by: ... at February 05, 2022 02:12 AM (dscaa)

Yup, this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 02:14 AM (VwHCD)

Agreed!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)

846 Maybe Trump could do a fundraising platform for deplorables.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

847 I mixed up a batch of bread ough. Already looks good compare to last time. 3 1/2 cups of flour and 1 1/2 cups of water. I used the smaller cup measure this time.

Strange thing about cup measures is that they can vary greatly.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 02:53 AM (Mzdiz)

848 Goodnight, ellipsis and Sam and the rest of you who took off while I was absent.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 02:54 AM (Mzdiz)

849 Well, if I'm alone here, I'll go back to my videos. Goodnight, Horde

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

850 Well, if I'm alone here, I'll go back to my videos. Goodnight, Horde

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 05, 2022 02:59 AM (Mzdiz)

I still tip toeing around. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 05, 2022 03:02 AM (VwHCD)

851 Want to know what is happening in Canada?

Smalldeadannimals.com.

Kate McMillan runs it. She is a conservative in Sasketchewan. She and her cobs are watching the Freedom Convoys. Kate was the blogger that kicked Ace's Ass in the Best Conservative Blog Contests back in the early 2000's. You know, back when Ace was only a teenager, and not his 29 yo self.

Also Rebel News at their site, twatter, or Convoyreports.com

Jack Posobiec has been posting a lot on Twatter too.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2022 03:17 AM (Z32m1)

852 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 05, 2022 03:21 AM (sAmhv)

853 Wow, Kid in Florida is with his Grandpa, fishing in a stream, and pulls out TWO Barret .50 Rifles.

HE FOUND WHERE THE CANOE ACCIDENT WAS!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 05, 2022 03:22 AM (oHd/0)

854
Remember the blogger "Five Feet Of Fury?"

RIP

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 05, 2022 03:28 AM (lDvMn)

855 It will soon (but not yet!) be Saturday's ask-Pixy-a-tech-question nood.

Posted by: m at February 05, 2022 03:48 AM (+crKF)

856 851 Want to know what is happening in Canada?

Smalldeadannimals.com.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2022 03:17 AM (Z32m1)

The URL above has an extra n in animals. Use this:

smalldeadanimals.com

Posted by: m at February 05, 2022 03:50 AM (+crKF)

857 cocksucking Ottawa Police

Back the blue!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2022 03:52 AM (3YVs3)

858 Wow...almost 1k comments...
Will it happen before Pixy?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 05, 2022 03:53 AM (JfNvZ)

859 Oh well...
*sad trombone*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 05, 2022 03:58 AM (JfNvZ)

860 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at February 05, 2022 04:02 AM (+crKF)

861 Checking back in, long after my intended bedtime, to say hello & goodbye for the night.

Watched Trek: Gamesters of Triskelion, with the green-haired girl in the aluminum bikini and boots. IMDB'd: Sad to read her acting career crashed, she got into drugs & booze & pr0n, but good to hear she cleaned up and made some change doing Trek conventions. She had two posters for sale at the cons. One of her in the silvery suit, one... without.

Then we watched... ready for this? Episode 2 of The Living Christ Series (1951)
youtube.com/playlist?
list=PLgShfJ6QB548Jxa3ssvjN9JHfeTXsv5vn

We've watched two. See, I went looking for the new "Chosen" series and ran across this. (I'm kind-of particular about my Christ actors -- hate those wimpy weepy soyboy Christs. Just my impression of what the carpenter was really like.) Anyway, "Living Christ" seems a respectful production. Twelve 1/2-hour episodes. It has that cheesy 1950s flavor of actors, accents, looks, that makes you think - these are so 20th Century folk - but like a lot of the 1950s, if you think of watching it as an onstage production, you don't care about such "imperfections." Good story.

Pixy byte limit. Gnight

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't tell anyone I was here. at February 05, 2022 04:06 AM (4K0Cd)

862 Rock on, Canada. Fuck, moar gonads than the US.

Now THAT is sad. New Border Patrol sign --

Now entering the United States. Please surrender all balls upon entering.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 05, 2022 04:09 AM (F0YaR)

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