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David French Cries Over the Suspension of Whoopi Goldberg -- But Refuses to Apologize For His Previous Giddy Cheerleading of the Cancellation of Roseanne Barr and Others

I can't tell you how incredibly gratified I am to see so many people hitting David French on this.


David French
@DavidAFrench

Shouldn't apologies count for something? Given that we’re all imperfect, we should *want* a society where contrition meets forgiveness? Yet we're constantly pushing towards a graceless society that treats apologies purely as confessions and thus grounds for further punishment.

When Ron Bassilian asked him to apologize for his support of the cancellations of Gina Carano and Roseanne Barr, David French refused, and added that he was happy to not be part of the principled pro-free-speech right.


Ron Bassilian
@Ron4California

Replying to @DavidAFrench


We're still waiting for contrition on cancelling @ginacarano and @therealroseanne over far less.

Until then, we understand we are at war with a leftist purge.

And by we, that doesn't include you.


David French
@DavidAFrench

I'm very happy not to be included in your political "we." Thank you.

Yes, you've made that clear, liberal. Say, have you been taking any money from Soros or the Sixteen Thirty Fund, by any chance...

davidfrenchroseannebarrdefiantls.jpg

These posters want to know why NeverTrump hearts only start Beating for Liberty when a leftwinger gets cancelled over speech:


Stacey - Gen X - The Sleeper Generation
@ScotsFyre

Of course they should. But they did not for Megyn Kelly, Gina Carano, or Ilya Shapiro. Until you realize grace only flows in one direction & punishment in the other, you are a useful idiot playing by the rules of a game your opposition isn't playing.

PoliMath
@politicalmath

I am anti-cancelling (for everyone) but I think this is an important point.

I think anyone who on the right or center right should refuse to talk about Goldberg until the left faces up to the fact that they do this shamelessly to their hated tribe


And I mean literally refuse to talk about it

When they go on MSNBC or CNN and someone asks about Whoopie Goldberg, they should literally say "I will not say anything until you call for Disney to rehire Gina Carano"

When David French writes about Whoopie Goldberg he should include, in the first paragraph, an apology for his hateful stance toward Roseanne and a list of the people on the right who should get their jobs back before he even starts talking about Goldberg

NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. have long viewed the left's cancellation efforts as a Tasting Menu whose dishes they could choose to either savor or refuse. Roseanne Barr? Delicious, let me have a serving of that. Nicholas Sandmann? Why, he spit upon the cross! Yes please give me a heaping slice of that cancellation! Alex Jones? Milo Yiannopolis? Yes, yes, yes! Please sir, can I have some more?!

But Kevin D. Williamson, or other NeverTrumpers? Leftwingers like Whoopi Goldberg? Only then does NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. say "Take that back to the kitchen; that is repulsive, and offends my very senses."

It has long, long been the case that NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. have supported most of the left's cancellation efforts that involved their internal rivals and enemies -- the left and NeverTrump's/Conservative, Inc., coincidentally enough, share a lot of the same political enemies.

Perhaps it is because precisely that they considered themselves apart from the actual right that they have always considered themselves the "tie-breaking vote" in disputes between the right and left over the left's cancellation efforts. They're neutral, unbiased judges. They're Switzerland, offering to serve as third-party mediators.

NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. only start knitting a flag and pompously talking about the absolute right to free speech when one of their own is targeted by the left, or someone on the left is targeted for cancellation. Then, and only then, do we start hearing about how important it is to respect even the views we hate, or about the civilization-binding power of contrition and forgiveness.

"Big shocker when that 'grace' machine gets tuned on, and who it's turned on for," a friend says, wryly.

To be honest -- to admit my cynicism -- I have not said one damn word about Ilya Shapiro because I'm observing NeverTrump's own rules. They only protect their own, and Ilya Shapiro seems to be "one of theirs." So they can handle this one. And if he gets cancelled? Oh well.

I guess that's the drawback of knifing your former coalition partners in the back!

Sorry, but as they say -- well, I say, anyway -- Your rules. You don't help us, we don't help you.

Done with the different rules for different people bullshit.

I'm sure Ilya Shapiro is a great guy and doesn't deserve this. He merely misspoke.

But then, Roseanne Barr merely misspoke, too. Like me, she probably thought that Valerie Jarrett was Iranian, not black, and therefore saw no reason not to note that she looks vaguely Zira-ish.

She does, by the way -- she has a muzzle-ish mouth. So does white, English Gary Oldman. He looks like a wise chimp himself. Once you notice his grinning chimp monkey-muzzle you never stop noticing it.

George Bush has a bit of a muzzle too; that's why the left always called him Chimpy.

It's a feature that people of all sorts of races have and it does make them look like they're from Planet of the Apes, as the muzzle-mouth was the main prosthetic application used to make actors look "ape" like.

And if you believe Valerie Jarrett is Iranian, rather than black, because her skin is light colored and the media only talks about her family's Iranian connections, then you'd see no reason not to point out she kinda looks like Zira.

Roseanne Barr apologized, too, of course. Profusely.

David French did not wax eloquently about the healing power of contrition then, of course. He just wanted his scalp. Probably on account of his bald head.

David French and NeverTrump are Of The Left and hated Roseanne Barr for supporting Trump because Trump empowered the actual right, not the neocon right-of-the-left that was controlling the right, so they supported her cancellation.

They support the cancellation of anyone who goes against the Establishment liberal narrative. Because they are Establishment liberals.

Just Establishment liberals with a preference for lower taxes and blowing up foreigners. (Though, as we keep seeing, rich Establishment Hillary Clinton style gentry liberals like those things too.)

And if NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. are wondering why the actual right seems disinterested in the Ilya Shapiro matter -- well, now you know how we feel about you cowards absenting yourselves from a dozen previous cancellation defenses. (Or actually joining the left in demanding the cancellation!)

Doesn't feel great to feel abandoned, huh? Kind of... makes you think the people absenting themselves from the fight are cynical and mercenary, and making decisions based on sectarian allegiance rather than principle, huh?

Gee. I wonder what having that feeling would be like.

They claim to be "principled," but in fact they're the most cynical, tribalistic motherf***ers in the world, one rule for me and my friends and another rule for my Deplorable Political Enemies, even worse than the SJW left, who at least are honest about their tribalistic motivations.

NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. have made it quite clear, as David French just did, that they don't want to be part of any "we" with the actual political right.

They are merely the "right of the left" -- the rightward edge of the political left.

They are the neocon pseudoright, liberals who want the left to be a bit more reasonable and a bit more right-ish.

But they're not actually a part of the right and never have been; as can be seen from their vicious glee in harming anyone they perceive to be of the Deplorable Right, joining with their actual leftist allies to cancel them and take away their ability to work in their chosen professions, they absolutely hate the actual right with a bitterness and passion that is only rivaled by the hatred of the normies of the harbored by their actual coalition partners of the socialist CRT left.

They are the worst people in America, and I wish them nothing but misery and defeat.

And one day, the worst punishment of all: Self-revelation, when they realize what awful, twisted hypocritical c*nts they are, what absurdly petty self-dealers they are, puffing themselves up as paragons of grace and virtue.


The Virtue Warriors of NeverTrump

It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store.

Posted by: Ace at 12:13 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 03, 2022 12:13 PM (bVYXr)

2 Screw that guy in particular.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:13 PM (Ez6QX)

3 He don't give a flying fvck about anyone that is not a hard left liberal.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 03, 2022 12:14 PM (bVYXr)

4 Add to this the Daily Wire article from yesterday about how Francis Collins was promoted by "evangelical leaders" to spread the NIH propaganda.

French was part of it.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 12:15 PM (QYPq3)

5 Is this 'dragging'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:15 PM (dNqv+)

6 David French is irrelevant. David French is a vapid Never-Trumper totem waved on a pseudo-Christian kabob stick.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:16 PM (786Ro)

7 I'm taking a "speed reading" course.

Posted by: BignJames at February 03, 2022 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

8 Whoopi thought the time was right for her true beliefs to reveal themselves. She's upset now she was a bit too soon and read the room wrong, except for her fellow travelers, like French.

Posted by: EveR at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (MUpk6)

9 David French surely has a closet to keep hidden

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (eGTCV)

10 David French is the Lia Thomas of the Dispatch.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (ji6qo)

11 I'm on a speed cancelling course.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (FVME7)

12 David French is, was and always will be pure shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (lOuKL)

13 6 David French is irrelevant. David French is a vapid Never-Trumper totem waved on a pseudo-Christian kabob stick.
Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:16 PM (786Ro)

You are not wrong. The problem is that David French has exactly the same reactions of say a Dan Crenshaw or a Lindsey Graham- who DO have power.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (dNqv+)

14 Globalists have fake opposition cheerleaders and they get paid!

It's the craziest thing.

Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Fcqgj)

15 David. Doing the French mistake. Voila!

Posted by: Dom DeLuise at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (WmGrA)

16 Mawkish Christianity on display.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Vr12I)

17 Is this just David French's opinion or is it the view held throughout the cuckhold community?

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (/BlEx)

18 It's a paid vacation isn't it?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (eWBWF)

19 David 'Bust My Wife's Bunker' French

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (WIpOf)

20 He don't give a flying fvck about anyone that is not a hard left liberal.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at February 03, 2022 12:14 PM (bVYXr)
=============
If you pay him, he will write. Anything. He doesn't care. His bedrock principal is "pay me", and also "please help out my wife, she's been neglected and is looking mighty sad".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ji6qo)

21 He has the look of a guy whose diet consists of soy and tears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

22 Sorry, but as they say -- well, I say, anyway -- Your rules. You don't help us, we don't help you.

Done with the different rules for different people bullshit.



This. Ace is a dish best served cold!

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (786Ro)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (arJlL)

24 People are hitting David French???

Don't tease me...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (V6f9+)

25 Just like the author of the War on Girls, a book about sex-selective abortion in China. The mental gymnastics she went through to support "a woman's right to choose" while calling out China for killing all of their girls made for quite the read. As always, it boils down to:

Way too many of you, not enough of me.

Posted by: Catherine at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ZSsrh)

26 >>Shouldn't apologies count for something?

No. They've been so discounted by overuse that apologies are now the slugs in the community coinage.

Zod apologizes that David French is not choking on a pear of anguish.

Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (x8kT3)

27 12 David French is, was and always will be pure shit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (lOuKL)

I am trying to think of anything to dispute you with (he wasn't that bad, once type of thing) and am not coming up with much. So much of the commentary from NRO was pure marzipan. May have been vaguely nice, but it is all meaningless fluff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (dNqv+)

28 The French Disease. There is a poster for that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ji6qo)

29 Posted by: rhomboid at February

I was talking about Mulvaney shanking Trump before the impeachment when he was acting CoS.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (F4b8f)

30 And yet, after all this, French will continue to claim the label of "conservative."

And media outlets will play along.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (tp+tP)

31 French is a whitewashed sepulchre.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (II3Gr)

32 French was in Iowa. They picked up Clint at the Kim-n-Go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (lqNK8)

33 When deception is your goal, the lies *have* to contradict one another.

Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (pbStR)

34 >>21 He has the look of a guy whose diet consists of soy and tears. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

He is a cake-eater.

Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (x8kT3)

35

Her Mom gave her that name because it sounds Jewy.

Why is that never talked about?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (XnbJC)

36 David French's wife is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

37 But did she pick up gas station sushi too?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (5P6Lv)

38 Kum-n-Go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (lqNK8)

39 His sort of weasel has sadly infiltrated a lot of mainstream evangelical churches.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Vr12I)

40 16 Mawkish Christianity on display.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:19 PM (Vr12I)

'Mawkish' is a good word. A 'Stronk Penis' word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (dNqv+)

41 Saw that thread from Polimath this morning. Did not expect to wake up to Poli saying your rules.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (9mfKN)

42 French is conservative like flour is a spice.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Kz9dH)

43 David French is a poor man's Beau Biden, isn't he?

Military Lawyer, right? He 'served'.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (WIpOf)

44 Don't these traitorous NeverTrumpers realize they are truly hated by the Left as well as the Right? Unbelievable to me that people could be so stupid.

Posted by: jmel at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (RWHIh)

45 So happy I never paid attention to Commie French.
What I know of him I learned on these hallowed pages.

Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Rbu5d)

46 In the bag of dicks there's that little broken off one at the bottom that says "David French."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (BFigT)

47 David French is the Lia Thomas of the Dispatch.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 12:18 PM (ji6qo)


Nah, Lia Thomas has way more testosterone.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (tp+tP)

48 Test

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (+4oV5)

49 French is as conservative as Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

50 No one can convince me these people - Weekly Standard, NRO, etc. - were ever truly conservative. Sure, they played the game and took laundry bags of money, but honestly, none of these people were ever on the right.

It was always a grift, and they played us from the very beginning.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (XSRBF)

51 36 David French's wife is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)

Oooo, nice one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (II3Gr)

52 NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. have made it quite clear, as David French just did, that they don't want to be part of any "we" with the actual political right.
They are merely the "right of the left" -- the rightward edge of the political left.

++++
And they will be destroyed, because the Left neither needs nor wants them. The ultra-cucks of Con Inc. don't seem to realize that they're actually useless now, and are essentially a liability. There was no way for them to outlive Trump.

If Trump had won and defeated the cheat, they'd be finished because they were useless and couldn't move opinion. If Trump didn't win and didn't beat the cheat (which is what happened), their usefulness is now over.

As much as they hated Trump and as much as they fellate their true club on the Left, none of it matters. They're useless and pointless and they're finished. The only ones who seem not to know it are they themselves. And when they wail and moan about it over the next couple of years, and as they feel betrayed and enraged over being dumped like the filthy whores they are, no one will hear them because they, too, will have no platform.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (DU+/6)

53 49 French is as conservative as Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

But far less masculine

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (II3Gr)

54 Test
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (+4oV5)

Welcome back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (lqNK8)

55 42 French is conservative like flour is a spice.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (Kz9dH)

*golfclap*

Suggested edit: 'French is principled like flour is a spice.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (dNqv+)

56 More bad news for Joe.

Biden Hits Record Low Approval Rating On Economy, Foreign Policy, Pronouncing Words, Standing Upright, Continence, Inflation, Math, The Alphabet, Remembering All The Animal Sounds, Respecting Personal Space

From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (FVME7)

57 43 David French is a poor man's Beau Biden, isn't he?

Military Lawyer, right? He 'served'.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (WIpOf)

-----

Show some respect. Beau's funeral is still ongoing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

58 48 Test
Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (+4oV5)

We are reading you 5x5.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (9mfKN)

59 This is an exercise in the will to power. What the heck have logical consistency or good-faith adherence to an objective sense of values got to do with it?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (dfRN6)

60 He is a cake-eater.
Posted by: ZOD


He fucks cobblers on stage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (zWpOF)

61 Speaking of, Erick Erickson just defended French's stance on Roseanne. They. Are. Not. Conservatives, and the never were.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (XSRBF)

62 50 No one can convince me these people - Weekly Standard, NRO, etc. - were ever truly conservative. Sure, they played the game and took laundry bags of money, but honestly, none of these people were ever on the right.

It was always a grift, and they played us from the very beginning.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (XSRBF)


You are rght, and I got snookered by them for a while. That's why I despise them SO much now.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Vr12I)

63 Way too many of you, not enough of me.
Posted by: Catherine at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM (ZSsrh)
++++
You have Kevin Williamson down pat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (DU+/6)

64 I can see why a paid 2 week suspension is a devastating punishment. At $96K per week.

I know I would be crushed.

Posted by: SlaveDog at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (w6HA3)

65 Fvck Joe Biden.

Fvck David French.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (+4oV5)

66 Why do all those NeverTrumpers like French, Goldberg, etal., all look like they'd hold one in their mouths until it went soft?

Is that a prerequisite for being a NeverTrumper?

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (CjdTm)

67 Ace said, "The Virtue Warriors of NeverTrump

It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed 'up the keester' by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store."

and saying "you know this is for the betterment of the country don't you?"

Posted by: Scott_T at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (2waQ7)

68 He fucks cobblers on stage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (zWpOF)

Those who make and repair shoes should be given far more respect and dignity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (II3Gr)

69 Nah, Lia Thomas has way more testosterone.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 03, 2022 12:22 PM (tp+tP)
===========
Ok, so David French is a Low-T Lia Thomas.

Better?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (ji6qo)

70 David French looks like that guy that works at every local hippie Vitamin Store.

Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (AD3JT)

71 Cat Ass: wow, I'm just blanking out on what you said about Mulvaney, as in I just can't remember anything about it. I do recall he was one of the best appointments - wasn't he at OMB? Unless I'm mixing him up with somebody else?

I don't recall what he did/said - or allegedly did said, since we're dealing with post-factual America.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (OTzUX)

72 It was always a grift, and they played us from the very beginning.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (XSRBF)
++++
I agree. I resent my subscription to the National Review that I carried for a couple of years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

73 Test
Posted by: Ladyl

A +++

Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (arJlL)

74 >>Speaking of, Erick Erickson


Ever wonder what's on the other side of a Gloryhole?

The answer is Erik Erickson.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (WIpOf)

75 NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. have long viewed the left's cancellation efforts as a Tasting Menu whose dishes they could choose to either savor or refuse.

Most people are not intellectually consistent. They like what they like, when they like it, and don't when they don't. Even if the only difference between the two things is as thin as a coin.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (8P2Ro)

76 David French is the David French of David Frenches.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (W/MyG)

77 I think it's interesting that everytime someone says a person looks like a monkey, the Left automatically equates that with black people. What does that say about them?

Posted by: abbynormal at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (Xpj5t)

78 50 Wyatt, what's this week's count?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (lz5hY)

79 NeverTrump and Conservative, Inc. have made it quite clear, as David French just did, that they don't want to be part of any "we" with the actual political right.

It's falling apart for these fake asshole grifters. It's a beautiful, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (jvt6t)

80 Dear Mr French...

Shut the fuck up you sniveling bitch.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (Vxu+H)

81 Re Ilya Shapiro cancellation: I've noticed that Conservative, Inc is outraged not because cancel culture is wrong, but because Ilya is not the type of person who should be cancelled. He "spoke clumsily" per Con Inc, and should not be canceled. But if MTG had said what Ilya said, we know that Con Inc would join the pile on.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (bAk8q)

82 Rosanne Barr confusing Valerie Jarrett's ethnicity: BURN THE WITCH!

Whoopii Goldberg minimizing the Holocaust: Meh when you say a lot of things you make mistakes occasionally.

Posted by: The FNM at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (ESjRY)

83 >>>You are rght, and I got snookered by them for a while. That's why I despise them SO much now.
Posted by: kraken


Same. I am very happy Dennis Prager threw these clowns overboard. A lot of "conservative" talk show hosts still have these grifters on their programs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (XSRBF)

84 He fucks cobblers on stage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (zWpOF)


You need a shoehorn to fuck a cobbler.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (lqNK8)

85 It was always a grift, and they played us from the very beginning.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (XSRBF)

This. Does not change what is Right and Wrong- but we were played.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (dNqv+)

86 Her name is Caryn Johnson.


Is, "David French," just a pen name?

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (yDmyH)

87 62 50 No one can convince me these people - Weekly Standard, NRO, etc. - were ever truly conservative. Sure, they played the game and took laundry bags of money, but honestly, none of these people were ever on the right.

It was always a grift, and they played us from the very beginning.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:23 PM (XSRBF)


You are rght, and I got snookered by them for a while. That's why I despise them SO much now.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (Vr12I)


My response as well. I'm glad to know I'm not alone in realizing I was taken by these frauds for decades.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (+4oV5)

88 Erick Erickson must be stung that Hayes got the MSDNC gig for "house conservative" and not him. He's upping his game now, and defending the French Disease.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (ji6qo)

89 >>66 Why do all those NeverTrumpers like French, Goldberg, etal., all look like they'd hold one in their mouths until it went soft?

Moist. Warm. Patient. Grateful.

Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (x8kT3)

90 French and his friends are paid to support The Narrative.

Expecting them to do anything else is a mistake.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (ESjRY)

91 Take that back to the kitchen; that is repulsive, and offends my very senses."

Says the people full of 1/2 baked ideas.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (FhXTo)

92 >>You need a shoehorn to fuck a cobbler.


And I only brought my Vuvuzela.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (WIpOf)

93 To be quite honest, I hate the fake conservatives an order of magnitude more than the honest communists of the left.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (iDcra)

94 This is why I don't have a bolg. I would have just written, "F'k David French".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

95 90 French and his friends are paid to support The Narrative.

Expecting them to do anything else is a mistake.

They're not worth wasting my time on

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (pZNr0)

96 Ace,

You should really think of becoming a playwright to commemorate the Apres moi le deluge period of history we are currently living.

David French, in particular, strikes me as the same as Moliere's Tartuffe.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Iq9dF)

97 No one can convince me these people - Weekly Standard, NRO, etc. - were ever truly conservative.

I read National Review's take on Biden during his first run for president.

They literally laughed at him.

Then NRO basically spent all of 2020 fluffing Biden.

It is quite eye opening to compare the two sets of coverage.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (ESjRY)

98 I agree. I resent my subscription to the National Review that I carried for a couple of years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

Hey, Florence King and the occasional nugget from that one guy WERE worth scanning through it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (dNqv+)

99 >>>This is why I don't have a bolg. I would have just written, "F'k David French".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

In Russia, bolg writes you.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (QYPq3)

100 If he is worried, try talking Whoopi into losing weight before she starts a gravity field around her.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (eWBWF)

101 Fuck David French.
Fuck Joe Biden.
Climb every mountain, fuck every Leftie.

Posted by: (jV+aN) President Orange Man Bad (Rheees Be Upon Him) at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (jV+aN)

102 gack, I hate those tweets with background pics

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (786Ro)

103 This is why I don't have a bolg. I would have just written, "F'k David French".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)
------
No one owns me!!

Posted by: Bolg, son of Azog at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (W/MyG)

104 Leave Whoopie alone!

Posted by: Minka Brzkrskszki at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (sWM8x)

105 96 Ace,

You should really think of becoming a playwright to commemorate the Apres moi le deluge period of history we are currently living.

David French, in particular, strikes me as the same as Moliere's Tartuffe.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Iq9dF)


That's really accurate.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (Vr12I)

106 I used to think that people who complained about church ladies were just rebelling against daddy and didn't want to be held to the standard of their former religion.

Having observed David French, however, now I get it. Church ladies will piously apply gospel principles to browbeat you, scold you, and harry you. Then they'll retreat into admonitions of grace and forgiveness when you push back.

They do what they want to do, and hide behind facades of religiosity as they do it.

Whited sepulchers.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (VCz/u)

107 >>>This. Does not change what is Right and Wrong- but we were played.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's not a scarlet letter, a lot of us were fooled. If nothing else, we're much wary of others - looking at you, GOP - and won't immediately give the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (XSRBF)

108 Fuck David French.

Why would I want to do that?!?

Posted by: Mrs David French at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (ESjRY)

109 Is it just me or do these NeverTumpers all look very similar? I have trouble telling them apart in pictures.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (Y5qcH)

110 >>David French, in particular, strikes me as the same as Moliere's Tartuffe. Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Iq9dF)

La Blowhim.

Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (x8kT3)

111 Question:
Do we even need to care about the hypocrisies of such an obviously small man?
I mean what is David French's real reach?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (JTztk)

112 Help!

I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.


Someone kill me now!



Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

113 Whoopi should have to give up the name "Goldberg" as penance.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

114 When this unfair suspension of Whoopi happened I immediately ran into the closet to cry. I was barely able to muffle my sobbing when I slightly opened the closet door to spy on the five guys doing the airtight downhill skier on my wife.

Posted by: David Frenc at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (LaNzR)

115 I thought Bush Jr. was "Chimpymchitlerjooosteinbear"???

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (UHVv4)

116 The Shapiro thing is really something, even if it falls into the "Redundant Evidence That The Civic Culture Has Completely Morphed Into Some Dystopian Fiction Nightmare" category.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (OTzUX)

117 Wasn't Bolg the cave troll in The Lord of the Rings?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (XSRBF)

118 Help!

I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

Someone kill me now!
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (gmo/4)
++++
Can you just leave?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (DU+/6)

119 "It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store."

**

And all I got was a bad case of drippy dick.

**sigh**



Posted by: Clint at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (u6xw0)

120 Those glasses Fwench wears really does complete the whole human penis he is going for.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (iDcra)

121 Same. I am very happy Dennis Prager threw these clowns overboard. A lot of "conservative" talk show hosts still have these grifters on their programs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

That would be a tell. A reason that I ignore Conservative Media TM as a source of information. You have to go into the weeds (fortunately easier now) and find the reliable sources amid the propagandists.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Iq9dF)

122 Help!

I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

Someone kill me now!

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

-----

*shoves grenade thru USB port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

123 Wait are we talking about non-Binary Ben or another Shapiro?

I presumed non-Binary was getting shit for DESTROYING some leftwing barista or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (ESjRY)

124 117 Wasn't Bolg the cave troll in The Lord of the Rings?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (XSRBF)

He was Azog the Defiler's son.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (Vr12I)

125 >>>26 >>Shouldn't apologies count for something?


I think they should/would count but mine wouldn't count so why should Whoopi's?

Roseanne apologized, and David French did not accept it.

Posted by: Allison Gollust at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (0G13K)

126 >>Wasn't Bolg the cave troll in The Lord of the Rings?


The Bolg and The Beautiful has been running on CBS for decades.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (WIpOf)

127 The Paolo take care of Clint. Like a Viking.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (sWM8x)

128 120 Those glasses Fwench wears really does complete the whole human penis he is going for.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (iDcra)

Not sure about the Human part

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 12:31 PM (pZNr0)

129 iirc, National Review didn't just approve of the vilification of Nick Sandmann. They *participated in it*.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (786Ro)

130 >>>"It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store."


LOLOL, I love this place so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (XSRBF)

131 >>119 "It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store."

Donkey punch for more intensity.

Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (x8kT3)

132 I wonder if the Dispatch keeps Jonah's fridge stocked? What? About 100-to 150 subscribers? Half of 'em family?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (jvt6t)

133 La Blowhim.

Posted by: ZOD

LOL.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (Iq9dF)

134 Ever wonder why Davey's eyes seem to bulge?? It's because he's busy trading butt plug gear with Donnie "back door" Lemon, with Chrissie "shivers" Matthews, and with Brian "tits tater" Stelter. . . . and those used sodo boys run with a big big gauge. . . . and Frenchie may not quite be up to the task

Posted by: Toss another RINO Rat Bastard log onto the Left's Funeral Pyre at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (5DfsO)

135 Mr Fwench at least keeps his rug neatly trimmed around his cock holster.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (iDcra)

136 Whoopii Goldberg minimizing the Holocaust: Meh when you say a lot of things you make mistakes occasionally.

-
Six million, shmix million.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (FVME7)

137 120 Those glasses Fwench wears really does complete the whole human penis he is going for.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

I was just about to say French looks like a used condom.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (sI15f)

138 It's even worse, it's virtual.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

139 It's not a scarlet letter, a lot of us were fooled. If nothing else, we're much wary of others - looking at you, GOP - and won't immediately give the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (XSRBF)

Exactly. THIS is why David French is important. Not because HE has any real value or power. The thing is, for the most part, our elected officials do not talk much. They give us very manufactured and sanitized sound bites. The occasional nugget (ala Crenshaw showing his ass over the J6 guys or Miss Lindsey during J6) creeps through. French TALKS for a living and he is of the same type as a lot of legislators. He is showing us in real time how they think and how their value system works.

This is useful. Annoying, but useful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (dNqv+)

140 >>>He was Azog the Defiler's son.
Posted by: kraken


I'm dying!!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (XSRBF)

141 Clint later went on to The Dispatch to prune Jessica's furrow while Jonah stroked his goatee.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (6liew)

142 They served nuts at the Battle of the Bolg. Much more civilized than MREs.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (UHVv4)

143 Mollie Hemingway already linked to this. She's fast are we sure she doesn't have a few 'First!'.

Posted by: lowandslow at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (4thlk)

144 The Shapiro thing is really something, even if it falls into the "Redundant Evidence That The Civic Culture Has Completely Morphed Into Some Dystopian Fiction Nightmare" category.
Posted by: rhomboid


Or rather, "What Part of the Academy Did You Think Wasn't ne plus ultra Commie?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (zWpOF)

145 As a Joo I'm totally not offended by Whoopie's inanity. But as Ace says, channeling Alinsky, make them play by their own rules.

Posted by: Zek at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (OzNIz)

146 The Great Retard Reset.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (fiE3h)

147 >>I was just about to say French looks like a used condom.


He looks like something you would see in a Medical Glossary under the Sub-Heading :

Common Varieties of Diseased Peni

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (WIpOf)

148 Watch out for those rancid hot dogs hanging around gas station convenience stores.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (mNhhD)

149 Not only are they the right edge of the left they have done nothing to keep the far left sane. Worse than useless.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (0OmEj)

150 2 weeks > than permanently banned.
David French is an idiot.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 03, 2022 12:33 PM (NpAcC)

151 Whoopie is looking like she is one Big Mac short of a massive heart attack. Maybe she will take the time off and start a healthy eating regiment.

Or maybe she will just eat the last Big Mac.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (Adlwz)

152 Is David French from The Bulwark, The Dispatch or Lincoln Logs?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (eGTCV)

153 French is as conservative as Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I mean...WOW! That's a lot of conservative there.

Hoo-boy, that's yuge. I mean big. Really big.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (vcOmj)

154 JT, if you're still here... sorry; this got willowed:

What was the PCSA ?
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2022 11:54 AM (arJlL)

Pendleton Civil Service Act. Some form of it had been proposed for awhile during the last half of the 19th century by some people in Congress, but mostly in the press - the idea was to create a permanent civil service as a way to put an end to the corruption and discontinuity of the spoils system.

It was an idea that went nowhere, until Garfield was shot by a campaign flack (Guiteau) who didn't get some job he wanted. That led to a public demand for this kind of reform.

It made it so that incoming administrations could no longer clear the ranks of the FedGov and pack it with their own cronies, as was the style of the time. It made most of the FedGov more-or-less unfireable, apart from the highest levels.

This bequeathed us our dystopian bureaucratic superstate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (Cf/uA)

155 His "shouldn't apologies count for something" belies his basic misunderstanding of Christian repentance and forgiveness. Just because God forgives our sin, when we repent, doesn't mean He wipes out the consequences of our sin.

Is he the guy that always tells the rest of us what bad Christians we are because we don't do as he says?

Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (Rbu5d)

156 >>I was just about to say French looks like a used condom.


To be fair to the used condom.

It has potential that David French simply can't match.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (WIpOf)

157 >>>I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

As an added bonus, the DEI trainer hates you, and is paid twice your salary to hate you.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (HmZuC)

158 OFF TOPIC - having trouble find a proverb/famous quote:

Along the lines off: Give a man a garden and you get a desert, sell a man a desert and you get a garden.

Something like that.

Thanks

Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (Z4oqp)

159 Meant to say "The Great Retard Set."

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (BYbUF)

160 153 French is as conservative as Ana Navarro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I mean...WOW! That's a lot of conservative there.

Hoo-boy, that's yuge. I mean big. Really big.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM

But Ana looks like Twiggy next to Whoppi

Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (pZNr0)

161 mean what is David French's real reach?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (JTztk)


Well, if his arms reach below his waist, he can "Do the Toobin."

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (CjdTm)

162 Another twitter thread on playing by the rules:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8zreku

No, I did not do the nitter.net thing. You can handle that yourself.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (9mfKN)

163 115 I thought Bush Jr. was "Chimpymchitlerjooosteinbear"???

Posted by: andycanuck

The really funny thing is that Shrub himself will always be hated by the left (except situationally as needed to go after conservatives) just like Nixon. But, what he is doing is unifying the right and left in hating his guts.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (Iq9dF)

164 74 >>Speaking of, Erick Erickson


Ever wonder what's on the other side of a Gloryhole?

The answer is Erik Erickson.

...

thanks for ruining gloryholes for me, dude

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (0G13K)

165 Have you ever met a really weird kid? The one the other kids avoid? He never seems to be responding to events surrounding him, but rather some internal play nobody's privy to? He says really odd and inappropriate things all the time?

Then you meet his dad and it all makes sense?

David French is that dad.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (VCz/u)

166 If you're wondering why we must attack French mercilessly forever (rather than ignore him):
It's because the radical left uses him as a weapon against us; he's "the reasonable conservative." So, only his voice is permitted.
And 90% of elected Republicans only see what is in the media-- they have no idea the actual conservatives hate French.

Also, French knows he's being used by the left and is happy to be their weapon against conservatives. That's why he must be destroyed.

Posted by: Well at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (jQ4Vv)

167 David French is to conservatism as Joe and Mika are to marital fidelity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

168 130 >>>"It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store."


LOLOL, I love this place so much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (XSRBF)


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (+4oV5)

169 I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.


I would have a lot of fun with people like that. My firing would be legendary, even in Hell.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (4olE8)

170 As an added bonus, the DEI trainer hates you, and is paid twice your salary to hate you.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (HmZuC)


Actually she does hate me!

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (gmo/4)

171 I think as a show of respect we should put all this bickering aside at least until after John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (/BlEx)

172 I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

Ask your trainer if he/she/xher believes in "implicit" and "unconscious bias" whether being paid to see Racism in everything might also bias the trainer?

Posted by: Zek, weaver of Zen Koans at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (OzNIz)

173 Whoopie is looking like she is one Big Mac short of a massive heart attack. Maybe she will take the time off and start a healthy eating regiment.

Or maybe she will just eat the last Big Mac.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM (Adlwz)


Yeah, I'm voting for the latter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (Ez6QX)

174 Maybe he's just a hypocrite who is being paid by the left and/or China and he and his wife get along fine?
And what church does he attend anyway?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (dprVF)

175 Great post by Ace. It's that last sentence that gets me. I mean, they have to already know they're whores, right?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 03, 2022 12:37 PM (9KXDf)

176 155 His "shouldn't apologies count for something" belies his basic misunderstanding of Christian repentance and forgiveness. Just because God forgives our sin, when we repent, doesn't mean He wipes out the consequences of our sin.

Is he the guy that always tells the rest of us what bad Christians we are because we don't do as he says?

Posted by: Flyover
++++++++++++
Yep. The religion and patriotism that French claims are the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:37 PM (Iq9dF)

177 109 Is it just me or do these NeverTumpers all look very similar? I have trouble telling them apart in pictures.


this is true and very creepy! like two of them have the surname "Hayes"!!!

is this a hidden alien invasion after all? Steven John-Hayes?!? David John-French?!!?

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 12:37 PM (j9HX3)

178 As a Joo I'm totally not offended by Whoopie's inanity. But as Ace says, channeling Alinsky, make them play by their own rules.
Posted by: Zek

I'm not a Jew, and I just think...."This woman is just really stupid". Does someone have to remind her to breath, and drink water?

But, if you let her stupid words stand with no response or rebuke, then, they get repeated by the NPC mouth breathers, and then it becomes "commonly" accepted.
And pretty soon, people get loaded into boxcars, et cetera, et cetera.... Words and thoughts do have consequences.
Every bad thing that ever happens begins as a bad idea in someone's head.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 03, 2022 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

179 top ten post btw ace

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 12:37 PM (j9HX3)

180 Actually she does hate me!
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (gmo/4)

Because youre on your phone during training. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:37 PM (9mfKN)

181 "I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.


Someone kill me now!

Posted by: Archer "



The DEI consultant will take care of that at the end of the session. But only after you apologize for your White privilege.

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (MxEKc)

182 If I looked in the mirror and saw David French, even if I was David French, I'd kill myself. I certainly see why he doesn't shave.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (wAnMi)

183 Wyatt or your mixing up in LotR a Balrog which is a minor demon that Gandorf fought.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (eWBWF)

184 Actually she does hate me!
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (gmo/4)


You should tell her calm down.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

185 >>I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.


David. He cried so hard, that the Paolo - he laughed.

Then, the Paolo pulled out and nutted all over his wife.

This was, as you say, Good Times.

Posted by: Paolo at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (WIpOf)

186 dystopian bureaucratic superstate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:34 PM

Good name for a metal band, if I more yoot-ful I'd do it.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (DB16e)

187 "Actually she does hate me!
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (gmo/4)"

Pro tip: refrain from making the "jerkoff" gesture and rolling your eyes.

Posted by: Zek, weaver of Zen Koans at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (OzNIz)

188 >>> Ace,

You should really think of becoming a playwright to commemorate the Apres moi le deluge period of history we are currently living.

David French, in particular, strikes me as the same as Moliere's Tartuffe.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Iq9dF)


1, thank you, 2, that sounds super-smart, I wish I understood what that meant. The only thing I can think of is the "Turk" character in a French play but I don't know if that was Moliere and I don't think his name was Tartuffe.

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (0G13K)

189 We love a parade.

Posted by: The Virtue Warriors of NeverTrump at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Xrfse)

190 "You know there's always a renewed national debate every time we nominate, any president nominates a justice, because the Constitution is always evolving slightly," Biden said, referring to his upcoming choice of a nominee to replace the retiring Justice Stephen Breyer on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (UHVv4)

191 164 74
Bon mots par excellence.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Iq9dF)

192 You should tell her calm down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

She should also smile more.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (9mfKN)

193 Why do all these NewLeftys look like they were punched out of the same pastry mold? Some have hair and some don't but they all look the same.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (yQpMk)

194 >>>179 top ten post btw ace


thanks Black Orchid!

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (0G13K)

195 It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store.

****

French is so cucked he probably hires another guy to watch her get plowed by that guy while he's in the other room writing another anti-evangelical screed.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (W3VUu)

196 I was just about to say French looks like a used condom.
===

Take a Sharpie and draw "smart" glasses on it and it is a dead wringer... although Fwench is more translucent.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (iDcra)

197 Have you ever met a really weird kid? The one the other kids avoid? He never seems to be responding to events surrounding him, but rather some internal play nobody's privy to? He says really odd and inappropriate things all the time?

Then you meet his dad and it all makes sense?

David French is that dad.


THAT is incredibly apt.

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (j9HX3)

198 And showtunes.

Posted by: The Virtue Warriors of NeverTrump at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Xrfse)

199 185 Paolo

You owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Iq9dF)

200 The DEI consultant will take care of that at the end of the session. But only after you apologize for your White privilege.
Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (MxEKc)


You're not supposed to capitalize white! You're only supposed to capitalize Black! Oh, and Ace.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (Ez6QX)

201 Hey, Florence King and the occasional nugget from that one guy WERE worth scanning through it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-------

I had a subscription to NR for years. As soon as WFB passed, and NRO was established, things went downhill quickly.

I still miss Derb.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (l0Lgi)

202 Isn't Tartuffe a fancy dessert??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (UHVv4)

203 165 Have you ever met a really weird kid? The one the other kids avoid? He never seems to be responding to events surrounding him, but rather some internal play nobody's privy to? He says really odd and inappropriate things all the time?


This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (yDmyH)

204 >>>David French is that dad.


Is he?

Posted by: that guy from Craigslist, you know the one at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (0G13K)

205 > Is it just me or do these NeverTumpers all look very similar? I have trouble telling them apart in pictures.

Then there's George Conway...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (BFigT)

206 The Bolg kills all but one.

Posted by: DaveA at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (FhXTo)

207 192 You should tell her calm down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

She should also smile more.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (9mfKN)


Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

208 And while we're at it: Fock Schitt Rumney and his brat spawn.

Posted by: Toss another RINO Rat Bastard log onto the Left's Funeral Pyre at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (5DfsO)

209 >>>David French is that dad.


Or. Is he?

Posted by: MattfromTinder at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (WIpOf)

210 Does Mollie Hemingway ever comment here?

Posted by: jmel at February 03, 2022 12:41 PM (RWHIh)

211 >>>LOLOL, I love this place so much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:32 PM (XSRBF)


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

glad you liked.

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:41 PM (0G13K)

212 197 Have you ever met a really weird kid? The one the other kids avoid?

Momma always said there was at least one kid like this on every bus. I never found 'em.

Posted by: Fool Otto at February 03, 2022 12:41 PM (DB16e)

213 David French is that dad.


Or. Is he?


horde mind!

also, I lol'ed

Posted by: Black Orchid at February 03, 2022 12:41 PM (j9HX3)

214 I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

Ask your trainer if he/she/xher believes in "implicit" and "unconscious bias" whether being paid to see Racism in everything might also bias the trainer?
Posted by: Zek, weaver of Zen Koans at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (OzNIz)

Ask her to define what a 'woman' is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (V6f9+)

215 Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

I'm going to try that line.
(from a safe distance)

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (/BlEx)

216 He fucks cobblers on stage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (zWpOF)


Whoa. Whoa. Whoa there, pally.

I make shoes and that's it!

Posted by: Cobbler at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (5NkmN)

217 David French and The Rick surely are twins, aren't they?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (eGTCV)

218 David French <<< Grampa did that.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (Xrfse)

219
Is, "David French," just a pen name?
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (yDmyH)



Can't be. It's French and therefore, lame. Perfect fit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (n+4am)

220 Momma always said there was at least one kid like this on every bus. I never found 'em.
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 03, 2022 12:41 PM (DB16e)

Well, you see, Otto, um...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (II3Gr)

221 188 Ace, look up the Moliere play of the same name: Tartuffe.

Read it in college. Moliere gets the absurdity of a decaying elite. Like Zuckerman's travails as a sex farce.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (Iq9dF)

222
Obligatory:

https://tinyurl.com/2e3h6se7

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (Cf/uA)

223 Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
===

I've tried that. It's not as successful as you would think.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (iDcra)

224 I had a subscription to NR for years. As soon as WFB passed, and NRO was established, things went downhill quickly.

I still miss Derb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (l0Lgi)

This is also my story. I stuck with NR for a long time out of loyalty to WFB. But when they axed Derb, I left. Best thing that could have happened, I guess.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (V6f9+)

225 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

226 Also, French knows he's being used by the left and is happy to be their weapon against conservatives. That's why he must be destroyed.
Posted by: Well

Destroy? Must we "destroy" people, literally or even figuratively? Ridicule and point out their immense hypocrisy and show that their false platitudes and pieties are nothing but nonsense, but literally destroy them?
French is paid to write and say what he wants. He is, in my eyes at least, a man of no principles or basic morals. He is not a Christian in any way, sense or meaning. He proves this time and again by his very words, the shallow things that they are.
A paid gun. He gets paid to write this drivel, either in a posted column or on Twitter or whatever. He is paid to supply content with his name attached, and thus lend credence to whomever still believes he is in any way sincere.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (vcOmj)

227 I saw Muzzle Mouth open for The Flaming Lips at the San Diego Zoo in '92

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (786Ro)

228 What does that say about them?
Posted by: abbynormal

You little monkey

Posted by: Howard Cosell at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (rz+/y)

229 How have we not adopted a usage / version of The French Pox for mocking this diseased knob?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (WIpOf)

230 >>>Then, the Paolo pulled out and nutted all over his wife.

This was, as you say, Good Times.
Posted by: Paolo


Seriously, I would literally die without this place. Crying more at that than the previous Clint post.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (XSRBF)

231 He fucks cobblers on stage.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:24 PM (zWpOF)

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa there, pally.

I make shoes and that's it!
Posted by: Cobbler at February 03, 2022 12:42 PM (5NkmN)

And now I miss Dean Martin

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (V6f9+)

232 It's that damned hall-shitter again...

@ChadPergram 5m

USCP are evacuating Cannon House Office Building due to an audible alarm

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (zWpOF)

233 I have nothing of value to add to the convo

I just wanted to say

1) Jarrett is black ? again , I had NO idea, I assumed she was Iranian, and I still can't believe it

2) Jarrett looks exactly like Zira

3) Gina Carano - yum yum yum - she's one of the first people I followed on Twitter - I luv her

4) fuck David French , and all NeverTrump scum

Posted by: Big Star at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (Modkf)

234 French and bb powerbottom would make a nice couple.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (0OmEj)

235 Do you think David French would get me a pony?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (Xrfse)

236 Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
===

I've tried that. It's not as successful as you would think.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (iDcra)

-----

That's when you tell her to calm down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

237 As a Joo I'm totally not offended by Whoopie's inanity. But as Ace says, channeling Alinsky, make them play by their own rules.
Posted by: Zek


I find it hard to be too offended. I'm more confused as to whether she's so stupid that she has no idea how wrong she is, or whether she knows, and she's so pathetically trying to meet the "new definition" of racism, that she's twisted herself into a pretzel. A very fat pretzel, but still a pretzel.

Posted by: Wally at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (FJYfm)

238 113 Whoopi should have to give up the name "Goldberg" as penance.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

I'm going to call Caryn by her real name, now.

Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)

239 225 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

I'd lick her donut.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

240 I've tried that. It's not as successful as you would think.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (iDcra)
++++
Follow it up with "don't be hysterical."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:45 PM (DU+/6)

241 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

She looks like trouble. And worth it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 12:45 PM (V6f9+)

242 174 Maybe he's just a hypocrite who is being paid by the left and/or China and he and his wife get along fine?
And what church does he attend anyway?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:36 PM (dprVF)

Was he LDS? Or was that McMuffin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:45 PM (dNqv+)

243 His sort of weasel has sadly infiltrated a lot of mainstream evangelical churches.
Posted by: kraken

Yep. I had to quit going to my church. Went horribly woke.

Posted by: Biergood at February 03, 2022 12:45 PM (FQWHA)

244 Tartuffo is an Italian dessert made with chcolate and ice cream . Tartuffe is a character in a Moliere play who pretends to be really religious and is the spiritual advisor to the man of a house in order to set himself up, while trying to seduce the wife of the house.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:45 PM (dprVF)

245 You should really think of becoming a playwright to commemorate the Apres moi le deluge period of history we are currently living.

David French, in particular, strikes me as the same as Moliere's Tartuffe.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:28 PM (Iq9dF)


1, thank you, 2, that sounds super-smart, I wish I understood what that meant. The only thing I can think of is the "Turk" character in a French play but I don't know if that was Moliere and I don't think his name was Tartuffe.
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (0G13K

I also wanted to get it but failed. If I were a contestant on Jeopardy I would definitely avoid the category 'French Plays' .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 12:45 PM (Kz9dH)

246 225 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

Prior to the diabetes diagnosis, I would have gone for the tits. However, now the donut gets my attention.

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 12:46 PM (/BlEx)

247 Destroy? Must we "destroy" people, literally or even figuratively? Ridicule and point out their immense hypocrisy and show that their false platitudes and pieties are nothing but nonsense, but literally destroy them?


Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Plane
===

Yes. Yes we must so that they never think of doing it again. Something, something, nuke him from outer space... something

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:46 PM (iDcra)

248 let me just say, French seems to be one of those "conservatives" who are happy with a permanent Dem majority (and an occasional Repub president, especially someone like H W Bush) so long as they get to be the permanent "conservative" opposition party. (but only so long as they get paid for being the opposition.)

send us money so we can win the next election.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Ynyl9)

249 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)


I sent this picture to our DEI trainer in the hope that it will help her inclusiveness.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

250 Who Pee Goldblum is a stupid person. She says stupid things on virtually every topic.

In fact, she is as stupid, today as she was the day they hired her at ABC.

She is one of several stupid persons that they have on that panel show. Who Pee is expected to weigh in with her stupid opinions each day. It is part of her job description. Stupid yentas yammering stupidly. THAT is the description of the show.

Back to back, on two different networks, Who Pee blather her stupid opinion, and the stupid rationalization as to why her stupid opinion is justified and correct.

They are firing her not because she is wrong. She is wrong, pretty much across the board. They are firing her because she is stupid. But she was stupid when they hired her. They, in fact, hired her because she is stupid.

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (0zxq7)

251 >>>This is also my story. I stuck with NR for a long time out of loyalty to WFB. But when they axed Derb, I left.

Pretty much the same for me. Derb's firing was the first visible symptom of the disease that overtook the body.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (HmZuC)

252 Wyatt or your mixing up in LotR a Balrog which is a minor demon that Gandorf fought.
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022


***
Forget not the Ballhog!

Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (txdEq)

253 >>>Tartuffo is an Italian dessert made with chcolate and ice cream . Tartuffe is a character in a Moliere play who pretends to be really religious and is the spiritual advisor to the man of a house in order to set himself up, while trying to seduce the wife of the house.

wow, maybe we should start calling this "a Smart Moliere blog"

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (0G13K)

254 USCP are evacuating Cannon House Office Building due to an audible alarm
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----

This implies that they also have inaudible alarms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (DMQdU)

255 I never really thought about it before, but David French looks like Wooly Willy.

https://tinyurl.com/yjt7k8sn

Posted by: Paco at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (njExo)

256 >>>I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

>This is so 1990s, are you sure you're not stuck in a time warp?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (6liew)

257 I'd lick her donut.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

I'd lick her donut hole. ( okay that sounds only appropriate for the ont)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Kz9dH)

258 I'd lick her donut.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (II3Gr)

But would you lick her donut and put it back on the shelf like Ariana Grande?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (dprVF)

259 Ace if you're going to become a playwright, remember Anton Chekhov's advice:

If you're going to hang a gun on the shelf in act 1, be sure to turn the screws the right fucking way.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (786Ro)

260 Ace,
What I meant was that your chronicle of our absurd times, elites, and governance of this era deserves permanency before the Great Reset troubles commence in earnest.

People are still reading, performing, and laughing at Moliere's plays centuries after those elites and its regime ended.

Your writings have a sardonic quality that only comes from a writer experiences in living during decadent times.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Iq9dF)

261 I still miss Derb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (l0Lgi)

I liked a lot of Derb's stuff. His writing and sense of things. Then came Terry Schiavo. His callous and somewhat evil take there soured me on him. Some might argue this is a small thing. I say: I do not give a shit.

People tell you who they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (dNqv+)

262 145. I always found her fake name offensive. She's like Shaun King and Liz Warren. Some people build careers on appropriation while attacking whites wearing Indian garb or mandarin collars. I gave up worrying about this hypocrisy except as it relates to my safety. I was once threatened over a necklace

Posted by: CN The First at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (ONvIw)

263 >>>This implies that they also have inaudible alarms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


That's for the congresscritters when there's a nuke. They get out, the aides... not so much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (XSRBF)

264 I have nothing of value to add to the convo

Posted by: Big Star at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (Modkf)


Never stopped me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Ez6QX)

265 Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (Xrfse)

266 Whoopi is taller when she is on her back than when she is standing.

If you cut does she not bleed gravy?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (iDcra)

267 >>>221 188 Ace, look up the Moliere play of the same name: Tartuffe.

Read it in college. Moliere gets the absurdity of a decaying elite. Like Zuckerman's travails as a sex farce.

...

WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

268 It's probably not good to have the visceral hatred I have for French and his collaborator hack tribe.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (oWBc3)

269
I'd rather shag Zira than Jarrett.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (s2VJv)

270 French can forgive Whoopi, cuz she's a person created by God and full of foibles and like all other such beings, in need of God's grace and redemption, and a good person should follow God's example to forgive, even as sometimes this can be difficult to do.

Trumpists, there is no need to show forgiveness, what good would it do for such sub-humans?

(Imagining French's "thinking")

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (fs1hN)

271
Between Whoopi and Jonah, I have to wonder if Goldberg is one of those "name is your fate" things where it just makes you into a fat fuck with a dog-brain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Cf/uA)

272 Zod apologizes that David French is not choking on a pear of anguish.

Posted by: ZOD at February 03, 2022 12:20 PM


Zod will rectify this situation. He will do it now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (RkC6l)

273 >>If you're going to hang a gun on the shelf in act 1, be sure to turn the screws the right fucking way.


haha

what are screws?

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (0G13K)

274 Far more damaging than a racist like Whoopi denying the Holocaust is the concerted effort to trash all effective early treatment of ChinaVirus, resulting in several hundred thousand dead. ...

Those that knowingly participated in the propaganda war are guilty of premeditated murder, the idiots that helped out of ignorance, they are only guilty of negligent homicide, I suppose.

Carano was correct, the current environment is like "early stage" Nazism. She should not have had to make the "early stage" distinction, since we are not being rounded up directly just yet, but as several recent JJ links have shown, there are multiple parallels, and we should pay attention. (instead, people paying attention get the full cancellation treatment)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

275 wow, maybe we should start calling this "a Smart Moliere blog"

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM (0G13K)



We is cultured.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (yQpMk)

276 This is the funniest, wittiest website on the internet. Hands down. Ace, you've made a masterpiece.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Vr12I)

277 FenelonSpoke nails it.

Between the anger and outrage crowd we get the moralistic guilt mongers.

Love and forgiveness is outside the nevertumpalzure understanding of the world.

Posted by: Auspex at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (Xo3T0)

278 >>>I'd rather shag Zira than Jarrett.


zira was low-key hot if i'm being honest

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (0G13K)

279 "NeverTrumpers" = Freebooters

Soggy Cheerios

Posted by: mrp at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (6eRlp)

280 I'd lick her donut.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 12:44 PM (II3Gr)
====

A tongue punch to the donut hole!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (iDcra)

281 When talking about it, always refer to it as Diversity, Inclusiveness, and Equity. Then say you identify as black.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (EpDzw)

282 Posted by: rhomboid at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (OTzUX)

Mulvaney was put in charge of the CPFB to dismantle it. Made it bigger and gave it a new HQ.

Was interim CoS after Kelly. When the Ukraine quid pro quo thing was blowing up, he had a press conference and said Hell yeah there was a quid pro quo! Trump does quid pro quo all the time! He is the king of quid pro quo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (F4b8f)

283 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022
*
Prior to the diabetes diagnosis, I would have gone for the tits. However, now the donut gets my attention.
Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022


***
There was a donut?

(In my defense, I'm at work and only had a moment to peer at the pic)

Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (txdEq)

284 Where else on the interwebs can you go from Moliere to licking donut holes?

Bravo!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (jvt6t)

285 > Tartuffo is an Italian dessert made with chcolate and ice cream . Tartuffe is a character in a Moliere play who pretends to be really religious and is the spiritual advisor to the man of a house in order to set himself up, while trying to seduce the wife of the house.

The Deus Ex Machina ending spoils the book.

Oh, the King saw through all your shenanigans and he's going to set everything right? *pfft* Total cop out.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (VCz/u)

286 They're Switzerland, offering to serve as third-party mediators.
____________

And like the Swiss, they have the stolen cash, jewelry, and artwork of the people they pretend to help stashed away in their attacks and safe deposit boxes.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (k4dH2)

287 This is way late- but don't any native Americans know that at least the Scots and Irish had chiefs? And brave has been used around the world?

Posted by: free tibet at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (CL76w)

288 267 >>>221 188 Ace, look up the Moliere play of the same name: Tartuffe.

Read it in college. Moliere gets the absurdity of a decaying elite. Like Zuckerman's travails as a sex farce.

...

WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

Well, sure.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I)

289
Obligatory:

https://tinyurl.com/2e3h6se7
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (Cf/uA)


Heh. Wearing the 5.11 Tactical Shoot Me First vest to show how butch he is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (n+4am)

290 oh man, i could have been first but lunch and work got in the way. that will teach me to get sidetracked...

you know, guttfeld was in the same vein last night. i was kind of surprised by that. he DID at least acknowledge that the left doesn't play by that rule, and never would, but still seemed to say we should be better in the name of principal or something...

i hate that position.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (8D42x)

291 135

> . . . killin' me. . . absolutely killin' me. But your obvious comfort and familiarity with the lexicon causes me concern.

Posted by: Toss another RINO Rat Bastard log onto the Left's Funeral Pyre at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (5DfsO)

292 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)


No. I barely even know who that is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (Ez6QX)

293 What exactly did Gina Carano do to get canceled?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (eGTCV)

294 Boobs are nice, but question ladies: are hoop earrings the size of dinner plates as annoying to wear as they look? Seems like they'd catch on everything.

Yes, I am OCD, why do you ask?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (dNqv+)

295
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at February 03, 2022 12:46 PM (Ynyl9)

You just described 99% of the GOP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (Cf/uA)

296 "I sent this picture to our DEI trainer in the hope that it will help her inclusiveness.

Posted by: Archer at February"



Send her the earlier busty brunette to prove your commitment to diversity.

Posted by: Ripley at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (MxEKc)

297 Who's better looking? Vindeman or French?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

298 278 >>>I'd rather shag Zira than Jarrett.


zira was low-key hot if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (0G13K)


Suddenly "Bungle in the Jungle" popped into my head. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (s2VJv)

299 I'd lick her donut.

Time to make the donuts.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (Xrfse)

300 >>If you're going to hang a gun on the shelf in act 1, be sure to turn the screws the right fucking way.


Uncle Vanya : Screw in. Screw. In. SCREW IN!

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (WIpOf)

301 I resent my subscription to the National Review that I carried for a couple of years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)


I'm proud to say those twatty cocksuckers never fooled me one iota. The Rear Admiral and the Weakly Standard crew, on the other hand played me like a fool.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (y7DUB)

302 The question of forgiveness doesn't apply her. She didn't do anything to French personally and he and his family aren't Jewish anyway. Besides if he didn't think it was a sham apology, he's obviously not very bright or it's just another example of-as was said-giving the left a pass, while castigating conservatives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (dprVF)

303 This is way late- but don't any native Americans know that at least the Scots and Irish had chiefs? And brave has been used around the world?
Posted by: free tibet at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (CL76w)


Are the native Americans even the ones who are actually offended?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (Ez6QX)

304 >>WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?


You should think about joining the Book Club.

Posted by: Dr. Moriarty at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (WIpOf)

305 293 What exactly did Gina Carano do to get canceled?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (eGTCV)

She made an accurate comparison of the mandates to the edicts of Nazi Germany.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (s2VJv)

306 >>USCP are evacuating Cannon House Office Building due to an audible alarm

===

Jerrold Nadler was heard saying there's a bomb about to go off in the men's room.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (O6DoG)

307 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

No, that is one of those names that people mention, but I have never gotten around to looking up, so I nod and give a slightly interested look.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

308 Caryn Johnson is on TV to meet a market demand for her type and her type of blather, to thus put eyeballs on advertisements. There are a lot of people who think she and her comrades are the cat's meow.

Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (yDmyH)

309 wow, maybe we should start calling this "a Smart Moliere blog"

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:47 PM


Not if we have to start posting in rhyming couplets.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (RkC6l)

310 you know, guttfeld was in the same vein last night. i was kind of surprised by that. he DID at least acknowledge that the left doesn't play by that rule, and never would, but still seemed to say we should be better in the name of principal or something...

i hate that position.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (8D42x)

If you let someone who hates you off the hook, they keep hating you anyway. Gutfield's position is stupid and subservient.

Posted by: CN The First at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (ONvIw)

311 Considering the absolute state of this country right now and factoring in the decades of money that Conservative Inc extracted from the pockets of people who honestly thought they were doing the right thing, if I found out today that David French was sleeping in a ditch in a half a foot of water I would consider that a good first step and pray for a cold snap.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (W3VUu)

312 Boobs are nice, but question ladies: are hoop earrings the size of dinner plates as annoying to wear as they look? Seems like they'd catch on everything.

Yes, I am OCD, why do you ask?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (dNqv+)


I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (Ez6QX)

313 >>>What exactly did Gina Carano do to get canceled?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking

They'll say it was equating cancel culture with the Holocaust, but it was really because Kathleen Kennedy hated her guts, and wanted her off Mandalorian.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (XSRBF)

314 OT,

This interview clip of Joe Rogan with Mikhalia Peterson is amazing.

https://youtu.be/7fncJdVjy5U

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (YynYJ)

315 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

I don't know about everyone, but I have performed in "Tartuffe".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (dprVF)

316 Tartuffe > cobblers > muffins > pie > cake

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (UHVv4)

317 So...did Whoopi actually apologize on camera?

If French is demanding that we accept an apology, surely there's an apology to accept, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

318 308 Caryn Johnson is on TV to meet a market demand for her type and her type of blather, to thus put eyeballs on advertisements. There are a lot of people who think she and her comrades are the cat's meow.
Posted by: davidt at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (yDmyH)


In her case, the Katzenjammer Kids meow. In Hugo Boss lederhosen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (s2VJv)

319 Who's better looking? Vindeman or French?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
====

Vindman is built for comfort and French is built for... watching.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (iDcra)

320 These people are literally getting a paycheck from America haters.

No different than congressmen, media, and university personnel taking bribes from China to undermine the US.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (5kI0z)

321 307 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

No, that is one of those names that people mention, but I have never gotten around to looking up, so I nod and give a slightly interested look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (dNqv+)

Yeah, not nearly as Hot as Voltaire, or Goethe. Definitely a back bencher type.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (Vr12I)

322 Ace is closer to Swift than those (real) French fucks. Vicious humor and a talented master of the language.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (oWBc3)

323 Jerrold Nadler was heard saying there's a bomb about to go off in the men's room.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 03, 2022 12:52 PM (O6DoG)

Maybe a premature detonation.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (lqNK8)

324 294 Boobs are nice, but question ladies: are hoop earrings the size of dinner plates as annoying to wear as they look? Seems like they'd catch on everything.

Yes, I am OCD, why do you ask?

Posted by: Aetius451AD
+++++++++++++
Aetius451AD,
Watch LA Story for the conversation between Marilu Henner has with others about earrings and presentation. Very well done.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (Iq9dF)

325 >>>293 What exactly did Gina Carano do to get canceled?


she pointed out that prior to the Holocaust, Hitler primed the population to commit more savage acts against the Jews by first getting them to depersonalize/dehumanize Jews and treat them as unpersons, and said this is the current stage of how the left is treating the right or just the non-left.

The left shrieked that this was "denying the Holocaust" or the like. Disney claimed it was "attacking people based on their heritage."

Which was defamatory.

The left had been trying to cancel her for a year over her refusal to post her pronouns. the tranny freaks were demanding Disney fire her every day. Disney used this incident as the pretext in order to appease the trannies.

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

326 I've got this!

Posted by: Big Mac at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (Fcqgj)

327
I sent this picture to our DEI trainer in the hope that it will help her inclusiveness.

Posted by: Archer

have you asked her to diagram out jow what whoopsie said is not worse than what roseanne barr said? they're both female, so no mansplaining.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (IJES/)

328 Ted, this girl needs some lovin'.

Posted by: Caryn Johnson at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (Xrfse)

329 Not if we have to start posting in rhyming couplets.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (RkC6l)




Reconciliation, not silly recreation!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (yQpMk)

330 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (Ez6QX)

How's your sister doin'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (dNqv+)

331 OT
One of my gun shop guys just posted the new laws passed in CA, effective 7/1/22. Newsom and his crew are batshit insane. They're sighting the WaPo as some sort of bastion of truth - I can't even. This reads like a bad SNL sketch.

https://tinyurl.com/2enbxrh8

If I look up some of the other "amendments" they're still in edit mode - and it says won't be enacted until 7/23. But that's bullshit, his doc clearly states 7/22. The best I could find to summarize the madness is a PDF dated 1/26/22.

https://tinyurl.com/384aa2x2

[types, deletes]

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (wAnMi)

332 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)
*
No. I barely even know who that is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022


***
It's a town in Wisconsin.

Oh. Wait. That's Racine. (Also a playwright.)

Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (txdEq)

333 I don't know about everyone, but I have performed in "Tartuffe".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
----------------
Hidden depths.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (Iq9dF)

334 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (Ez6QX)

But how do they hold her ankles when they're way up...oh. OH.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (II3Gr)

335 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (dNqv+)

Derb is more like Spock. Only looks only at the logical or practical side without consideration of empathy. Wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't against euthanasia.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (Kz9dH)

336 >>Yeah, not nearly as Hot as Voltaire, or Goethe. Definitely a back bencher type.


Try and get ANY of those fags to bake you a Blackbird Pie.

Posted by: Escoffier at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (WIpOf)

337 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.

Posted by: Jordan61
===

Sounds like she would fit right in here.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (iDcra)

338
OMG: @TheBabylonBee

Washington Commanders Unveil New Mascot 'General Custer'.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (HmZuC)

339 She does, by the way -- she has a muzzle-ish mouth. So does white, English Gary Oldman. He looks like a wise chimp himself. Once you notice his grinning chimp monkey-muzzle you never stop noticing it.

***

True. I sort of have it. So does Sheryl Crow and Carly Simon. Monkey faces all.

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

340 325 The left had been trying to cancel her for a year over her refusal to post her pronouns. the tranny freaks were demanding Disney fire her every day. Disney used this incident as the pretext in order to appease the trannies.
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:54 PM (0G13K)

=========

"That's awful...I'm gonna quit Disney. Right after The Book of Boba Fett."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

341 I don't know about everyone, but I have performed in "Tartuffe".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (dprVF)


Was that YOU?

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (/BlEx)

342 > What exactly did Gina Carano do to get canceled?

Among other things she pointed out the left is ramping up their hatred of the other and correctly noted that the level of their hate is approaching that of the German hatred of the Jew in ~1932.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (VCz/u)

343 Are the native Americans even the ones who are actually offended?
_____________

Doubtful.

When they surveyed Native Americans about the team name "Redskins," something like 90% said they had no problem with it and thought the team should keep the name.

Of course, they changed it anyway, because the left doesn't actually give a shit how Natives feel or what they want. It's all about lefty faux-virtue-signalling.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (k4dH2)

344 No love for Professor Pangloss at the HQ??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (UHVv4)

345 >>>The left had been trying to cancel her for a year over her refusal to post her pronouns. the tranny freaks were demanding Disney fire her every day. Disney used this incident as the pretext in order to appease the trannies.
Posted by: ace


The good news is she's still getting work, and a lot of people canceled Disney and Disney Plus afterward.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (XSRBF)

346 David French is aiming for that selective audience called irrelevance.

Keep being a Dave Dave

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (LNVoY)

347 French may backtrack if the Twitter heat gets too rough. When Rush Limbaugh died, ace/Ace wondered why French had yet to pile on. It was obvious to me and ace/Ace usually is far more insightful than me: French was waiting to see how the Left handled it.

French is for sale. When the money gets right and/or he needs to deflect from some peccadillo, he will come out and announce with Nancy at his side that he intends to live his life as a gay man. Mark that one down.

Finally, French has struck the same pose as Charlie Cooke did at National Review re Whoopi. In fairness, Cooke may have been consistent, I don't know, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (nMx88)

348 As a repeat, apologies or contrition do not obviate consequence. I ain't no freaking monument to justice anyway.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (oWBc3)

349 315 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM (0G13K)

I don't know about everyone, but I have performed in "Tartuffe".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:53 PM (dprVF)

How's the leg, BTW?

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (Vr12I)

350 Posted by: Aetius451AD

I have never worn large hoop earrings.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (dprVF)

351 >>Watch LA Story


Steve Martin's best movie.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (WIpOf)

352 what are screws?

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM


Beats me, ace.

Posted by: David French at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (RkC6l)

353 Also Cheryl Hines.

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

354 In the end, it's funny to see what speech they support and what speech they don't.

Not so much funny ha-ha as funny of absolute fucking course.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (dscaa)

355 Who the hell is Ilya Shapiro?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (0VNSV)

356 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.
Posted by: Jordan61

I don't get it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (W2Pud)

357 How exactly does Whoopi's "this is white people stuff" evasion constitute an apology anyway?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (3YVs3)

358 David French defending a holocaust denier. Isn't that a paddlin'

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (c04O7)

359 278 >>>I'd rather shag Zira than Jarrett.
zira was low-key hot if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (0G13K)

Monkey Love > Muskrat Love

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (BgMrQ)

360 Who's better looking? Vindeman or French?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM


As an owner of weed-whackers, I'm not the person to ask.

I do hope you're feeling better, Jane!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (a3Q+t)

361 355 Who the hell is Ilya Shapiro?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (0VNSV)

========

Libertarian lawyer who said something unwoke and is getting punished by his employer, Georgetown University, for it.

He's not PopeHat, is he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

362 "To be honest -- to admit my cynicism -- I have not said one damn word about Ilya Shapiro because I'm observing NeverTrump's own rules."

Oh. I thought it was for the same reason I and 95% of other people didn't. Because we all said "who the hell is Ilya Shapiro"? Is it the bastard offspring of Ben Shapiro and Ilhan Omar?

Posted by: Grimmy at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (JCZqz)

363 113 Whoopi should have to give up the name "Goldberg" as penance.
---
John Podhoretz is actually calling for that.

http://bitly.ws/ohRa

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (sWM8x)

364 How's the leg, BTW?
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (Vr12I)

About the same. Very colorful, but I don't have the energy to go get it checked out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (dprVF)

365 355 Who the hell is Ilya Shapiro?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (0VNSV)


Law professor who ran afoul of the Maoists.

https://legalinsurrection.com/2022/02/georgetown-

law-student-protesters-demand-ilya-shapiro-firing-

reparations-place-to-cry-end-to-originalist-center/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (s2VJv)

366 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.
Posted by: Jordan61



As a man, every now and then I hear something like this and I realize there lots of very funny jokes women only tell among themselves. Times like this, we fellas get a peek.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (786Ro)

367 That's awful...I'm gonna quit Disney. Right after The Book of Boba Fett."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)


My man , Ashoka, Obi One

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (b+Fr8)

368 They're Switzerland, offering to serve as third-party mediators.
-------------------

A lot more like Switzerland in the end than you might think. I mean yeah Switzerland was "neutral" like Fake Biden is "president".

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (dscaa)

369 stolen stuff:

hypocrisy (n.)
c. 1200, ipocrisie, "the sin of pretending to virtue or goodness," from Old French ypocrisie, from Late Latin hypocrisis "hypocrisy," also "an imitation of a person's speech and gestures," from Attic Greek hypokrisis "acting on the stage; pretense," metaphorically, "hypocrisy," from hypokrinesthai "play a part, pretend," also "answer," from hypo- "under" (see hypo-) + middle voice of krinein "to sift, decide" (from PIE root *krei- "to sieve," thus "discriminate, distinguish"). The sense evolution in Attic Greek is from "separate gradually" to "answer" to "answer a fellow actor on stage" to "play a part." The h- was restored in English 16c.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (coYBh)

370 >>>He's not PopeHat, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks


If he is, I would gladly send money to ensure his firing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (XSRBF)

371 297 Who's better looking? Vindeman or French?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

I've gotta go with a baboon's ass.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (Vr12I)

372 True. I sort of have it. So does Sheryl Crow and Carly Simon. Monkey faces all.
Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022


***
Miss Ellie the pharmacist (Elinor Donahue) on Andy Griffith had a very sexy overbite.

Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (txdEq)

373 True. I sort of have it. So does Sheryl Crow and Carly Simon. Monkey faces all.

***

Look up Brian Thompson sometime. He's the guy that played the alien bounty hunter in The X-Files. He looks like he's the first generation in his family to use a chair.

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (W3VUu)

374 "That's awful...I'm gonna quit Disney. Right after The Book of Boba Fett."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

You are a masochist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (dNqv+)

375 Ahh Bach ( nods head)

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Kz9dH)

376 359 278 >>>I'd rather shag Zira than Jarrett.
zira was low-key hot if i'm being honest
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM (0G13K)

Monkey Love > Muskrat Love
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (BgMrQ)


"Oh wee-oh wee-oh!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (s2VJv)

377
No love for Professor Pangloss at the HQ??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (UHVv4)

*raises hand*

I like Voltaire as much as the next man. But he could be incredibly petty. Pangloss was his vicious caricature of Leibniz and his Theosophy, which I like a whole lot, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Cf/uA)

378 351 >>Watch LA Story


Steve Martin's best movie.

Posted by: garrett
-------------
I agree.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Iq9dF)

379 Who's better looking? Vindeman or French?

Posted by: Jane D'o



Before or after the tire iron?

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (786Ro)

380 367 That's awful...I'm gonna quit Disney. Right after The Book of Boba Fett."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:55 PM (LvTSG)


My man , Ashoka, Obi One
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (b+Fr

=======

I haven't watched any of it. The Mandalorian was just so preciously safe that I feel no need to actually watch Boba Fett to know what happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

381 Theodicy not theosophy, sheesh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Cf/uA)

382 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

Shapiro said something along the lines of USSC nominees should be based on criteria other than race and gender, and Georgetown suspended him. French is waiting on his Twitter pals to decide whether to support or oppose this.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (nMx88)

383 But if MTG had said what Ilya said, we know that Con Inc would join the pile on.
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 03, 2022 12:26 PM (bAk8q)

in fairness, i'd join a pile on MTG, but for completely different reasons than con inc...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (8D42x)

384 I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

Someone kill me now!

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

Where do they stand on diversity of thought?

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

385 The NeverTrump crowd has long backed cancel culture. Before there was Woke, Trump or cancel culture. They were the wing of the GOP who eagerly pounced on or "distanced themsleves from" whatever conservatives the MSM told them were "extreme" or who had violated some conservative-only rule.

McCain & Romney both did this as did the RNC. I can think of countless others.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (BJKQV)

386 Bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (vuisn)

387 382 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

Shapiro said something along the lines of USSC nominees should be based on criteria other than race and gender, and Georgetown suspended him. French is waiting on his Twitter pals to decide whether to support or oppose this.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (nMx8

========

That's what it was. "Content of ones character." Feel like I've heard that before.

Was it Louis Farrakhan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

388 I've gotta go with a baboon's ass.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 12:58 PM (Vr12I)

....piss off

Posted by: Baboons' Ass at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (jvt6t)

389 Jerrold Nadler was heard saying there's a bomb about to go off in the men's room.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnel



it's a dirty bomb, run!

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (786Ro)

390 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?!?!
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:48 PM


He really pumps my nads.

Posted by: John Bender at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (RkC6l)

391 >>>in fairness, i'd join a pile on MTG, but for completely different reasons than con inc...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x)

SECONDED!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (XSRBF)

392 I remember a saying about it being better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
French should reflect on that maxim.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (eGTCV)

393 If Shapiro is Popehat I hope the left eats him and leaves no recognizable pieces of him left.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (0VNSV)

394 The taste of penis never leaves David French's mouth. I bet his breath smells of cock as well.

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (NsE9F)

395 Garrett,

I do also like Martin's dramatic performance in The Spanish Prisoner.

Victoria Tennant (his co-star in LA Story and ex wife) once relied a pretty tragic story about Martin's relationship with his parents. Most comedians often have fairly tragic lives.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (Iq9dF)

396 Apologies do count for something--they are the equivilant of "hit me harder'. "Sorry if anyone was offended isn't too bad", but the closest thing I have to an apology is "Sorry you weren't hit by a bus this morning. Hopefully tomorrow."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (c04O7)

397 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.
Posted by: Jordan61

I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (W2Pu

And you're a gymnast?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (Kz9dH)

398 According to Rebel News,
the RCMP are preventing protesters from joining the trucker blockade, however they are allowing commercial traffic through.

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (DJFLF)

399 He really pumps my nads.
Posted by: John Bender at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (RkC6l)


Damn, about time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (Ez6QX)

400 haven't watched any of it. The Mandalorian was just so preciously safe that I feel no need to actually watch Boba Fett to know what happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughin

Oh, you watch movies for the plot? What are you, a Continental?

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (b+Fr8)

401 Well, all the sites cancelled work for tonight. Let all my guys know. Now I am at loose ends.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (dNqv+)

402 > what are screws?

An inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (VCz/u)

403 what are screws?

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM

Beats me, ace.
Posted by: David French

railroad police. they wear crocks.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (IJES/)

404 L. A. Story is great. I also like Steve in Roxanne. Great soundtrack too, if you like jazzy sax.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (V6f9+)

405 APOLOGIZE!!1

https://youtu.be/3lU4L418qA0

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DTX3h)

406 French kiss > light sipping

Posted by: Your penis at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (Ti+Tv)

407 Michelle Obama has not only the same muzzle but the same jaw and tooth structure, huge ass, and long arms of a silverback gorilla. There, I said it. She looks like a goddamn gorilla.

Posted by: Stout at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (EHSFD)

408 400 haven't watched any of it. The Mandalorian was just so preciously safe that I feel no need to actually watch Boba Fett to know what happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughin

Oh, you watch movies for the plot? What are you, a Continental?
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (b+Fr

=========

The Mandalorian had interesting characters? Well, there was Werner Herzog...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

409 In the bag of dicks there's that little broken off one at the bottom that says "David French."
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Now that's some fine print!

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (P1f+c)

410 How's the disease, TJM?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)

411 Moliere

Moliere! The Cheese!

Posted by: Zombie Curly Howard at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (5P6Lv)

412 A lot more like Switzerland in the end than you might think. I mean yeah Switzerland was "neutral" like Fake Biden is "president".
_______________

Yep, Switzerland figured out that they could steal the Jews' wealth a lot easier if they pretended not to be against them (as they were secretly screwing them over and robbing them blind).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

413 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?

I've always thought of the AoSHQ as more of a Aristophanes kinda place.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (5NkmN)

414 I don't understand the whole concept of public apologies for voicing shit opinions or poorly stating opinions. People who do so have not wronged me in any way.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (3YVs3)

415 "Oh wee-oh wee-oh!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (s2VJv)

That exact song was running through my little, depraved brain...

God bless Morris Day!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (BgMrQ)

416 > Posted by: Stout at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (EHSFD)

Moby?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (VCz/u)

417 what are screws?

Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM
*
Beats me, ace.
Posted by: David French


***
French, if you'd spent any time in San Quentin, you'd know.

Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (txdEq)

418 Here's the link to Rebel News twitter.

There is a livestream on GETTR right now, of convoy organizers:

https://tinyurl.com/379uy9ck

Posted by: kallistx at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (DJFLF)

419 413 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?

I've always thought of the AoSHQ as more of a Aristophanes kinda place.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (5NkmN)

Throw in a little Ovid, too.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (Vr12I)

420 413 WTF, is everyone here a Moliere fan?

I've always thought of the AoSHQ as more of a Aristophanes kinda place.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (5NkmN)

'Aristophanes' is a fun word to say if you know the pronunciation. I suspect if you don't, it's stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (dNqv+)

421 287 This is way late- but don't any native Americans know that at least the Scots and Irish had chiefs? And brave has been used around the world?
Posted by: free tibet at February 03, 2022 12:50 PM (CL76w)

It's mostly the commie liberals who care about the indian thing, actually.

Posted by: Flyover at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Rbu5d)

422 The Spanish Prisoner

Underrated.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (3YVs3)

423 He really pumps my nads.
Posted by: John Bender at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (RkC6l)

Damn, about time.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM


I know, right? I can't believe no one beat me to that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (RkC6l)

424 410 How's the disease, TJM?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:02 PM (DU+/6)

=========

I'm feeling better. Dolley's convinced it's the covids, so I think I'm stuck in the media room for the next few days.

She threw a covid test at the floor and told me to take it. I am now watching King Kong while I work and do my real job, shitposting at the HQ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

425 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (3YVs3)

Until we go back to the old rules I want all leftists and their enablers to grovel and beg for forgiveness.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (0VNSV)

426 I haven't watched any of it. The Mandalorian was just so preciously safe that I feel no need to actually watch Boba Fett to know what happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM

The first season of the Mandalorian is Boba Fett. The 'Book of' just kills all the mystique the character once had. It's telling the best episode of the season doesn't have Boba in it.

And no, not paying Disney a penny for any of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (V6f9+)

427 In the bag of dicks there's that little broken off one at the bottom that says "David French."
Posted by: Martini Farmer

*snort*

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (jvt6t)

428 Watch LA Story


Steve Martin's best movie.

Posted by: garrett
-------------
I agree.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Iq9dF)

Bowfinger

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Kz9dH)

429 >>>Throw in a little Ovid, too.
Posted by: kraken

YOU WANT US ALL TO GET SICK?!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (XSRBF)

430 422 The Spanish Prisoner

Underrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (3YVs3)

========

David Mamet writes good dialogue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

431 GWB's speechwriter David Frum did that with a screed against all people that opposed invade the world, invite the world. Jerry Pournelle called Frum in return as long as he lived as the Egregious David Frum.

I miss Jerry Pournelle.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Iq9dF)

432 If you like Aristophenes, you will like Mephistopheles.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Vr12I)

433 Haven't seen many trolls here lately. I guess getting mocked endlessly for the inanity of the last year makes it difficult to defend ANYTHING they stand for.

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (BOJAx)

434 Watch LA Story

Steve Martin's best movie.

Posted by: garrett
-------------
I agree.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Iq9dF)

For Martin fans, Shopgirl is now on Netflix (or maybe amazon?). I thought the book was good and the movie has the same sweet/sad/somewhat surreal feeling.

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

435 393 If Shapiro is Popehat I hope the left eats him and leaves no recognizable pieces of him left.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (0VNSV)

National Bar Association wants Shapiro gone. His apology meant nothin and students are demanding his firing. I'm not sure where he got the idea that he had the same academic freedoms that lefties do?

Posted by: CN The First at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

436 Of course, they changed it anyway, because the left doesn't actually give a shit how Natives feel or what they want. It's all about lefty faux-virtue-signalling.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 12:56 PM (k4dH2)


I'm "Native American" enough that I have papers (that's right, just like the AKC sans hyphens) and know a few who are barely percentages, nobody gives a shit. Unless they're good little activists. I know one guy who's pretty Cherokee, and he flies the old Stanford Indians flag with pride - and that was a pretty stereotyped mascot right there! That's the same as Irish getting pissed over the Notre Dame mascot, or Germans being pissed over St Pauli Girl - because we all know that hot blondes with big boobehs are not typical of German women. And they certainly don't drink beer.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (wAnMi)

437 Whatever she wants Darth Whoopi can say. Matters not to the wise. Serves to underline hooting retards The View audience is.

Posted by: Dancemaster Yoda at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (MRe2S)

438 426 The first season of the Mandalorian is Boba Fett. The 'Book of' just kills all the mystique the character once had. It's telling the best episode of the season doesn't have Boba in it.

And no, not paying Disney a penny for any of it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (V6f9+)

==========

How could you...Oh...you rebel, you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

439 396 Apologies do count for something--they are the equivilant of "hit me harder'. "Sorry if anyone was offended isn't too bad", but the closest thing I have to an apology is "Sorry you weren't hit by a bus this morning. Hopefully tomorrow."
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at February 03, 2022 01:01 PM (c04O7)

Double down and tell the mob to suck your nasty man organ. The result will be no worse.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (nMx88)

440 David Mamet understands drama and how to write. Damn few people in Hollywood do.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)

441 Until we go back to the old rules I want all leftists and their enablers to grovel and beg for forgiveness.

I don't disagree. That's just game theory in action.

But it's still stupid.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (3YVs3)

442 I've always thought of the AoSHQ as more of a Aristophanes kinda place

***

Well to be fair we are currently living in his play "AssemblyWomen"

Posted by: Azathoth at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (W3VUu)

443 429 >>>Throw in a little Ovid, too.
Posted by: kraken

YOU WANT US ALL TO GET SICK?!!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (XSRBF)

Lol. You funny guy!

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (Vr12I)

444 397 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.
Posted by: Jordan61

I don't get it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (W2Pu

And you're a gymnast?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

I was just trying to figure out WHO's ankles were in the hoops
Ugh. I'm stupid

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

445 430 422 The Spanish Prisoner

Underrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (3YVs3)

========

David Mamet writes good dialogue.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
---------------
Creepy appropriate sound track.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (Iq9dF)

446 The insults are funny, but maybe the better answer is to just label French for what he has proven to be. What he claims to be is irrelevant...

Anti-Semite, Communist, and Christian heretic David French

Posted by: Joseph Tura at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (M/0OU)

447 How could you...Oh...you rebel, you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

If only there was an alliance of rebels worth joining.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (V6f9+)

448 Watch LA Story

Steve Martin's best movie.

Posted by: garrett
-------------
*
Bowfinger
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022


***
The first non-comic role I saw him in was in Pennies From Heaven, back in 1981 or so.

Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (txdEq)

449 She threw a covid test at the floor and told me to take it. I am now watching King Kong while I work and do my real job, shitposting at the HQ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I got sick this week, too. I took a home test. It lit up like a Christmas tree, so I guess I've got it. We can be 'Vid pals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (DU+/6)

450 449 She threw a covid test at the floor and told me to take it. I am now watching King Kong while I work and do my real job, shitposting at the HQ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I got sick this week, too. I took a home test. It lit up like a Christmas tree, so I guess I've got it. We can be 'Vid pals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (DU+/6)

========

Do we have a secret handshake?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

451 The Mandalorian had interesting characters? Well, there was Werner Herzog...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


There is animated universe and comics that apparently exists , and has existed forever. Lukas always wanted freedom to explore all these other lines. ,

Posted by: runner at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (b+Fr8)

452 Another day of Mrs. Goldberg leading the media discussion? Sweet. And knowing that the backlash is felt by NeverTrumper garbage like Ilya Shapiro: well, that just puts a skip in my step.

Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (Eqkqm)

453 433 Haven't seen many trolls here lately. I guess getting mocked endlessly for the inanity of the last year makes it difficult to defend ANYTHING they stand for.
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (BOJAx)

Soulless, humorless Leftists do not thrive here.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (Vr12I)

454
I love Shakespeare, but mostly just reading the plays. Plays, like movies, contain too many actors for me to ever really respect them as culture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (Cf/uA)

455 Euripides togas, Eumenides togas.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (UHVv4)

456 14 torabora Globalists have fake opposition cheerleaders and they get paid!

Unfortunately, I have cast ballots for quite a few of them in attempts to keep the greater of two evils from gaining political power. Good times. Futility is fun!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (dTWx7)

457 I mean no disrespect, but, what is the point of testing? Unless you have to, why do it?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (0VNSV)

458 I think we are all losing sight of the most important issue at hand: Who is going to defend Dr Jill's clinical reputation?

Posted by: fluffy at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (UnQlg)

459 He's not PopeHat, is he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 12:57 PM (LvTSG)


Did PopeHat defend Patterico when he who shall not be named sued him?

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (y7DUB)

460 I'm guessing Nick Sandman's lawyers looked at NRO's balance sheet and decided it wasn't worth their time...

Posted by: Greyman27 at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (RKLPC)

461 273 >>If you're going to hang a gun on the shelf in act 1, be sure to turn the screws the right fucking way.

haha

what are screws?
Posted by: ace at February 03, 2022 12:49 PM

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ACE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANG SHELVES, AND NEARLY DIED WHEN SHELVES HE INSTALLED FELL ON HIM.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (JCZqz)

462 It takes a brave man to hold his wife's hands and look lovingly into her eyes while she gets plowed by a guy named Clint they picked up at a gas station convenience store.

Maybe it's just me, but I think part of the sidebar should be dedicated to classic Ace Quotes (maybe an auto-rotation) and I nominate this to go into that pile.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (wAnMi)

463 Haven't seen many trolls here lately. I guess getting mocked endlessly for the inanity of the last year makes it difficult to defend ANYTHING they stand for.
Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (BOJAx)

A super assh*&l was here a day or so ago but I was proud no one engaged with him- he wallowed in his stupid, goulish awfulness and then slunk back to his mom's sub basement.,

Posted by: LASue at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

464 I was just trying to figure out WHO's ankles were in the hoops
Ugh. I'm stupid
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (W2Pud)


Heh, and here I thought you were waiting for a Ben Roethlisberger explanation.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Ez6QX)

465 428 Watch LA Story
Steve Martin's best movie.
Posted by: garrett
-------------
I agree.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 12:59 PM (Iq9dF)
Bowfinger
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:04 PM (Kz9dH)

Wut...no love for The Jerk???

I keed...I keed...

Posted by: Navin Johnson at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (BgMrQ)

466 I was never "principled". Principled is a Big Lie. We are human. We become what we hate. We can strive for consistency, but only strive, as it really is the hobgoblin of little minds, especially Libertarians.

They use "consistency" to attack anyone with principles. But they're no more consistent than anyone else. They just change the definitions of words as needed.

"Freedom for all" is great in theory. But where does the line between my freedom to live in quiet and yours to blast music whenever you want, end? What about the line between the freedom of a woman's body and that of the body inside her?

None of us have principles. We have beliefs, and if we're smart, most of us try to support those beliefs with morality rather than intellectual consistency. But morality wasn't invented by us. It is part of an absolute truth.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (dscaa)

467 Do we have a secret handshake?
---------------------------
How to spot a Freemason...

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (UHVv4)

468
GoFundMe has frozen the trucker's fund. They will probably hand it over to the local govt. of Ottawa which is trying to seize all the money.

Again, when we organize our convoy here, keep this in mind.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/
news/article-10470807

Note the local Ottawa govt. Karen who called the truckers "mercenaries" who are "occupying" Ottawa.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (Mzdiz)

469 This busty blonde with a donut and a mimosa wants David French to know that she has less than no interest in sharing her pastry with him:
https://is.gd/KcQx8l
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

Can we have a donut wench at the next MoMe? Can we have THIS one?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (VwHCD)

470 National Bar Association wants Shapiro gone. His apology meant nothin and students are demanding his firing. I'm not sure where he got the idea that he had the same academic freedoms that lefties do?
Posted by: CN The First at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

Vintage ABA right there. The average house cat has greater fealty to constitutional rights.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (nMx88)

471 I was just trying to figure out WHO's ankles were in the hoops
Ugh. I'm stupid
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

Innocent =/= stupid. It's endearing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (dNqv+)

472 455 Euripides togas, Eumenides togas.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (UHVv4)

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (BgMrQ)

473 402 > what are screws?

An inclined plane wrapped around a cylinder.


seven around two, wrapped by one

Posted by: Firestone at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (A2g3A)

474 >>>I mean no disrespect, but, what is the point of testing? Unless you have to, why do it?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (0VNSV)

Correct. Prior to this, just going in and wanting a test for the flu with zero symptoms would have been considered bizarre.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (QYPq3)

475
The idea of donuts & mimosas makes me want to throw up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (Cf/uA)

476 I mean no disrespect, but, what is the point of testing? Unless you have to, why do it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (0VNSV)


I don't even have any tests.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (Ez6QX)

477 Do we have a secret handshake?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (LvTSG)
++++
No offense, but I'm disconcerted by the notion of touching you...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (DU+/6)

478 Throw in a little Ovid, too.
Posted by: kraken
*
YOU WANT US ALL TO GET SICK?!!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022


***
Ovid got himself in Dutch with the emperor Augustus, and got exiled to a town on the Black Sea. That might not sound too bad, but Ovid was a party guy, and missed Rome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (txdEq)

479 I've always thought of the AoSHQ as more of a Aristophanes kinda place.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 03, 2022 01:03 PM (5NkmN)


Aristophanes was the first shite poster: "Kekekekekek - Coax! Coax!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (ZMraq)

480 I see I left myself wide open. When I speak of principles, I am speaking politically, which is the subject at hand.

The principles of how you treat people and such of course do really exist and can be maintained although it's hard.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (dscaa)

481 440 David Mamet understands drama and how to write. Damn few people in Hollywood do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)


Chayefsky. My hero. William Goldman was damned good as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

482 I'm feeling better. Dolley's convinced it's the covids, so I think I'm stuck in the media room for the next few days.

She threw a covid test at the floor and told me to take it. I am now watching King Kong while I work and do my real job, shitposting at the HQ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
---------------
TJM, if it is Coof, then take it easy as it is like a knuckleball pitch. Just when you think it is over, it knocks you for a loop.

Paxlovid (Pfizer mectin) is a possible treatment along with Ivermection (if you can get a doc to prescribe it) but best taken early to reduce viral loads.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (Iq9dF)

483 The idea of donuts & mimosas makes me want to throw up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (Cf/uA)


Mimosas and blintzes are better.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (ZMraq)

484
Can we have a donut wench at the next MoMe? Can we have THIS one?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022


***
Jordan? I thought this *was* her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq)

485 458 I think we are all losing sight of the most important issue at hand: Who is going to defend Dr Jill's clinical reputation?
_____________

What clinic has she been running? The Remedial English clinic, where she teaches community college students what a verb is?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (k4dH2)

486 OT-If "GoFundMe" is keeping the money set up for the tuckers, can't the truckers sue? This seems to be a fairly regular practice for Twitter-hold onto money of organizations which they don't like, but they don't refuse the requests initially. They wait till the amount gets built up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (dprVF)

487 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ACE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO HANG SHELVES, AND NEARLY DIED WHEN SHELVES HE INSTALLED FELL ON HIM.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM (JCZqz)


See?
If it weren't for me, those shelves would have very likely been full and you'd have lost your precious alt right blogger persyn. Yay me! Empty shelves for everyone!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (wAnMi)

488 I mean no disrespect, but, what is the point of testing? Unless you have to, why do it?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 03, 2022 01:07 PM (0VNSV)
++++
So I have a data point in case I get seriously ill and end up having to go to a hospital. That's all. It's not like I can go get a prescription to help me. I took it just so I'd have the result available in case things get bad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (DU+/6)

489 The idea of donuts & mimosas makes me want to throw up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (Cf/uA)


Glad I'm not the only one who thought that sounded gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (Ez6QX)

490 480: I usually associate "muh principles" with a need for impossible levels of ideological purity and a need to toss the election to the donks.

Posted by: CN The First at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (ONvIw)

491 Truckers' live feed on Rumble:

http://bitly.ws/ohRD

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (sWM8x)

492
Totally. I get tested pretty frequently as a work requirement. But when I got sick last week, I looked at my calendar - no in-person meetings in the next 14 days. So, no test. Why should I care what brand of the sniffles I got a free sample of?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (Cf/uA)

493 Boobs are nice, but question ladies: are hoop earrings the size of dinner plates as annoying to wear as they look? Seems like they'd catch on everything.

Yes, I am OCD, why do you ask?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 12:51 PM (dNqv+)

they're like that to hold her ankles...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (8D42x)

494 Hopefully this works and doesn't embarrel me since I never could figure out tiny urls:

Since you mentioned Polimath's response to French. Looks like Bulwark is specifically targeting Polimath for a mob because he kept the reciepts for French's nastiness (Day of Hygiene? Really? And French thinks that sort of *actual* nazi-style talk makes him the good guy?!).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (nC+QA)

495 I was never "principled". Principled is a Big Lie. We are human. We become what we hate. We can strive for consistency, but only strive, as it really is the hobgoblin of little minds, especially Libertarians.

Classic projection. Mistaking your motivations for everyone else's.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (6uD7/)

496 481 440 David Mamet understands drama and how to write. Damn few people in Hollywood do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)


Chayefsky. My hero. William Goldman was damned good as well.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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I would agree they are classy effective writers for the screen and the theater.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (Iq9dF)

497 Lol, forgot the link in question.

https://twitter.com/Timodc/status/1489267339988140036

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (nC+QA)

498 Bowfinger
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022

***
The first non-comic role I saw him in was in Pennies From Heaven, back in 1981 or so.
Posted by: Goodgulf Greyteeth at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (txdEq)

I did like him in the modern version of Silas Marner. I forget the name of the movie, I'm one of the few who liked the forced read book in High School.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (Kz9dH)

499 I'm stuck in our monthly management meeting at work and the topic is DEI -Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness training.

Someone kill me now!

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 12:29 PM (gmo/4)
----------------

Shouldn't that be diversity, inclusive, equality? DIE?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (MO4EG)

500 Can we have a donut wench at the next MoMe? Can we have THIS one?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022


You just want to see how the donut-hanger & dispenser thing works.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (wAnMi)

501 Meant not for "Twitter", for "Go Fund me"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (dprVF)

502 The idea of donuts & mimosas makes me want to throw up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (Cf/uA)

Served by that chick, I would take it intravenous if need be.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (VwHCD)

503 Pennies from Heaven. That was a somber movie. Good, but somber.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (Vr12I)

504 Classic projection. Mistaking your motivations for everyone else's.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (6uD7/)

I don't know you so I guess I really don't care, but are you accusing me of projection or are you agreeing with me?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (dscaa)

505 Just catching up. I love this place! I'm pretty sure I actually saw a performance of "Tartuffe" when I was in High School. I'm sure I read Moliere in French class. I just don't remember more...

Posted by: Iris at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (DibdT)

506 Jordan? I thought this *was* her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq)


Pffft. I wish. And I am strictly bacon. If I were a donut wench nobody else would get any.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (Ez6QX)

507 William Goldman was damned good as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022


***
Goldman was a top-notch novelist. In both his scripts and his novels he had a trick: a plot switch explained in one sentence. In Butch Cassidy, for instance, we thought we were about to witness Etta being raped by the Sundance Kid, until she says, "Just once I wish you'd be on time!" And we know it's a sexy game they play.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (txdEq)

508 in fairness, i'd join a pile on MTG, but for completely different reasons than con inc...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x)

SECONDED!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2022 01:00 PM (XSRBF)

saw a pic on mewe of her in slight profile with a bare midriff...

yeah, VERY bunk worthy...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (8D42x)

509 Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:11 PM (8D42

Hah . Schumtoddler.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:14 PM (Kz9dH)

510 If you have a little time watch this interview with a Blackhawk Down survivor.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9hcuvy

Posted by: dartist at February 03, 2022 01:14 PM (+ya+t)

511 I don't wear those. My sister does. She calls them her ankle holders. She is classy like that.

I confess that I've always liked those big hoop earrings.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:14 PM (3YVs3)

512 How could you...Oh...you rebel, you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

If only there was an alliance of rebels worth joining.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

well don't look here. just scum and villany. o heroes or rebels at all. we don't even have any droids, and my friend doesn't like you.

Posted by: Mos Eisley Spaceport at February 03, 2022 01:14 PM (IJES/)

513 Pennies from Heaven. That was a somber movie. Good, but somber.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022


***
All I remember about it was that Martin looked very authentic in his fedora, and that the actress his character was married to, the brunette, had a body just like my first wife's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (txdEq)

514 434 Watch LA Story

Steve Martin's best movie.

Posted by: garrett

How many lines do you remember from LA Story?

Now, how many can you recite from "The Jerk"?

People can live a normal life without ever having seen LA Story, but they would be social outcasts and considered less than educated if they missed "The Jerk".

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (/BlEx)

515 I confess that I've always liked those big hoop earrings.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:14 PM (3YVs3)

Choker > Hoop Earings

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (BgMrQ)

516 513 Pennies from Heaven. That was a somber movie. Good, but somber.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022

***
All I remember about it was that Martin looked very authentic in his fedora, and that the actress his character was married to, the brunette, had a body just like my first wife's.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (txdEq)

Bernadette Peters.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (Vr12I)

517 >>>or Germans being pissed over St Pauli Girl - because we all know that hot blondes with big boobehs are not typical of German women.

>Wait. What happened to the St. Pauli Girl? This is just more of man's inhumanity of man!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (6liew)

518 David Mamet understands drama and how to write. Damn few people in Hollywood do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (V6f9+)


Chayefsky. My hero. William Goldman was damned good as well.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (s2VJv)

Agreed. Though Goldman did write 'Memoirs of an Invisible Man'...at least he owned up to it being terrible.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (V6f9+)

519 seven around two, wrapped by one

Posted by: Firestone at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (A2g3A)


EUZKADI!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (ZMraq)

520 Choker > Hoop Earings
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (BgMrQ)
++++
On a young lady, the choker is superior to all other jewelry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (DU+/6)

521
Bowfinger was funny as hell. MindHead. Jiff Ramsey. The whole thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (Cf/uA)

522 I don't know you so I guess I really don't care, but are you accusing me of projection or are you agreeing with me?

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:13 PM (dscaa)


You went from "I" to "we" in three sentences. I perfectly accept, however, that you have no principles. Certainly won't try to argue you out of that.

And of course you care. You spent three paragraphs outlining your care. You have no principles - and you assume nobody else does either. Your message was perfectly clear.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (6uD7/)

523 It's that weird twilight time when you figure theres a nood coming but its too soon to abandon the current thread.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (786Ro)

524 Posted by Ace

I see we have gone back to uppercase. It's hard to keep up.

Posted by: Creeper at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (cTCuP)

525 466
"Freedom for all" is great in theory. But where does the line between my freedom to live in quiet and yours to blast music whenever you want, end? What about the line between the freedom of a woman's body and that of the body inside her?

None of us have principles. We have beliefs, and if we're smart, most of us try to support those beliefs with morality rather than intellectual consistency. But morality wasn't invented by us. It is part of an absolute truth.

Posted by: ...
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I would call that pragmatism as a theory of life. However, the closest thing to a universal set of principles is to treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. Seems to pop up in almost every other culture besides ours. If Fwench for example adopted that, he would be better off than using Texas sharpshooter fallacies.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (Iq9dF)

526 All I remember about it was that Martin looked very authentic in his fedora, and that the actress his character was married to, the brunette, had a body just like my first wife's.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (txdEq)

Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022


***
She might have been a brunette in that, but no, the other girl, the slim slim one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (txdEq)

527 derp derp

Posted by: TJ at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (W23tn)

528 National Bar Association wants Shapiro gone. His apology meant nothin and students are demanding his firing. I'm not sure where he got the idea that he had the same academic freedoms that lefties do?
Posted by: CN The First at February 03, 2022 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

===============

Having been to law school, I can tell you that most law professors are profoundly autistic and would not survive in any industry or endeavor that requires interaction with people on any other terms.

That one was unable to read the emotions of his colleagues is hardly surprising.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (BD0Jm)

529 517 >>>or Germans being pissed over St Pauli Girl - because we all know that hot blondes with big boobehs are not typical of German women.

>Wait. What happened to the St. Pauli Girl? This is just more of man's inhumanity of man!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (6liew)

Does anyone else find it odd that while we are busy doing everything we can to remove even the slightest of salacious depiction of women from society that OnlyFans is a huge thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (dNqv+)

530 off bartender sock

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (IJES/)

531 If you self test for COVID and pop hot, which variant do you have?

If you don't get a result do you have a variant that the test can't detect?

2 Questions I always ask my doctor and get a shrug.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (BFigT)

532 526 All I remember about it was that Martin looked very authentic in his fedora, and that the actress his character was married to, the brunette, had a body just like my first wife's.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (txdEq)

Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022

***
She might have been a brunette in that, but no, the other girl, the slim slim one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (txdEq)

Oh, right, Wolfus. Sorry about that.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Vr12I)

533 Well said, Ace! All of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (URNdm)

534 524 Posted by Ace

I see we have gone back to uppercase. It's hard to keep up.

Posted by: Creeper
-------------------------
Ask yourself a question--does ZOD ever appear in lower case? Then it is certainly appropriate for Ace (as it is the name of a proper thing) to be capitalized.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (Iq9dF)

535 Or does it actually make PERFECT sense?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (dNqv+)

536 Agreed. Though Goldman did write 'Memoirs of an Invisible Man'...at least he owned up to it being terrible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022


***
He adapted it from a novel. I can't recall who wrote it right now, but it was entertaining. I've never seen the film, because Chevy Chase.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (txdEq)

537 Good dialogue - David Chase.

I've been catching reruns of Kolchak: The Night Stalker. And discovered that David Chase of The Sopranos was a writer on Kolchak.

Posted by: Hands at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (786Ro)

538 >>>I confess that I've always liked those big hoop earrings.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:14 PM (3YVs3)

Sade, mid-80s, hoop earrings. Whoa.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (QYPq3)

539 If you self test for COVID and pop hot, which variant do you have?

If you don't get a result do you have a variant that the test can't detect?

2 Questions I always ask my doctor and get a shrug.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (BFigT)
++++
1. There's no way to know.
2. Maybe, but you also can't prove a negative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (DU+/6)

540
Ya know, besides Bowfinger, I really loved Tropic Thunder. I think the movies about Hollywood, by Hollywood people who secretly hate that town just touch a nerve with me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Cf/uA)

541 O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

542 Posted by: republican

are you new here?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (IJES/)

543 Jessica Harper was the wife, Wolfus.

Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Vr12I)

544 >>How many lines do you remember from LA Story?


You sink, with a portfolio like zees, you can have ze Duck!?

- He can has ze Chicken.

You can have ze Chicken.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (WIpOf)

545 French is obviously a cliquester

I'm mean, how many people could stand to be around this scrunt

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (us2H3)

546 If I'm not mistaken, Jeremiah was a Balrog...

Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (m45I2)

547 1. There's no way to know.
2. Maybe, but you also can't prove a negative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (DU+/6)

David French is NOT a conservative.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (dNqv+)

548 Bowfinger was funny as hell. MindHead. Jiff Ramsey. The whole thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (Cf/uA)

Took me a second viewing before I realized this was one of the top comedy movies ever. Really weird that I blew it off when I first saw it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (Kz9dH)

549 >>People can live a normal life without ever having seen LA Story, but they would be social outcasts and considered less than educated if they missed "The Jerk".


Heh. I kinda liked "All of Me," too.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (URNdm)

550 >>Ask yourself a question--does ZOD ever appear in lower case? Then it is certainly appropriate for Ace (as it is the name of a proper thing) to be capitalized.


ZOD is THE ZOD.


ace is just an Ace.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (WIpOf)

551 Bernadette Peters.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022
***
She might have been a brunette in that, but no, the other girl, the slim slim one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022
*
Oh, right, Wolfus. Sorry about that.
Posted by: kraken at February 03, 2022


***
Jessica Harper. At her nude scene, I wondered aloud to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, "How did that girl get Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's body grafted onto her head?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (txdEq)

552 How many lines do you remember from LA Story?

Now, how many can you recite from "The Jerk"?

People can live a normal life without ever having seen LA Story, but they would be social outcasts and considered less than educated if they missed "The Jerk".
Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 01:15 PM (/BlEx)

Maybe it's just me, but I found it memorable. (can't list quotes due to CR limits now)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (V6f9+)

553 Right now, Ilya thinks if he can just write a brief and present it to the right person, this will be all over.

He doesn't understand emotions.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (BD0Jm)

554 486 Fen

GFM asks the donors if they wish a refund, if they suspend an account. I donated to a lady that later appeared to be a fraud and they refunded my donation.

Posted by: EveR at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (MUpk6)

555 Sade, mid-80s, hoop earrings. Whoa.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 03, 2022 01:18 PM (QYPq3)

Most attractive five head in history.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:21 PM (Kz9dH)

556 >>Bowfinger was funny as hell. MindHead. Jiff Ramsey. The whole thing.


OMG, yes!
Even funnier after I discovered Eddie Murphy's brother, Charlie Murphy, on Dave Chapelle!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:21 PM (URNdm)

557 490 480: I usually associate "muh principles" with a need for impossible levels of ideological purity and a need to toss the election to the donks.

Posted by: CN The First
------------------------
True that. The alternative use of muh morals is more accurate but less semantically favorable as rhetoric.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (Iq9dF)

558 Joe thinks taking out some towel head is gonna save his llame ass

wait for the everywhere 4 buck gas by Memorial Day

that will just about finish him off and most his cocksucking buds

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (us2H3)

559 And of course you care. You spent three paragraphs outlining your care. You have no principles - and you assume nobody else does either. Your message was perfectly clear.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:16 PM (6uD7/)

You missed my point and I'm guessing purposefully.

Principles are impossible to apply to reality unless it's something ridiculous like "kill everyone who disagrees with me on any given day" which is very consistent and very principled but not what I'm talking about.

If you are honest with yourself about your political "principles", you will see you can't actually adhere to them. Which was my point. But it certainly sounds nice to say you have them and to rip me apart for saying it's not possible.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (dscaa)

560 That was Chris Rock as the Rappin' Waiter in LA Story, wasn't it?

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (WIpOf)

561 546 If I'm not mistaken, Jeremiah was a Balrog...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (m45I2)

You must have been close. I heard he was a mime, who dabbled as a sommelier.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (Ti+Tv)

562 I absolutely LOATHE this French guy. He's such a dishonest, pharisaical turd.

Posted by: Cory C at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (qGmNd)

563 I was just trying to figure out WHO's ankles were in the hoops
Ugh. I'm stupid
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (W2Pud)


Either way you risk ripping out earlobes.

You know what I miss? I miss those plastic sixpack rings. Who needs seagulls.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (ZMraq)

564 Damn! Ron Bassilian should not be picking on dumb, fat animals.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (SH2Zi)

565 Michelle Obama has not only the same muzzle but the same jaw and tooth structure, huge ass, and long arms of a silverback gorilla. There, I said it. She looks like a goddamn gorilla.
Posted by: Stout


Are you suggesting that big Mike is a Bigfoot?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (Vxu+H)

566 Disney has tagged back ABC. After all, WG/CA is on its payroll for the purpose of speaking. And while everyone knows a 2 week suspension is nothing but a minor embarrassment or badge of honor depending, now, reportedly, she's threatening to quit. So who's nervous? The alleged conservatives. WTH?

Roughly two years ago, Disney reinstated James Gunn to direct another Guardians of the Galaxy. He had been fired the year prior after alleged 'after alt-right journalists' exposed decade old writings that made light of pedophilia, rape. In the end, Jimmy took his punishment without question (remember other 'stars' howling in his defense?) for his 'poorly chosen words' & was welcomed back into the fold. Money.

Roseanne, Gina, some others = expendable. But Whoopi is the right distraction (please, I'm not making light of the Holocaust) at the right time for the left. And the elitist right (or pretenders) continues to look for a reason to believe it'll escape into a future without damage.

Posted by: Lola at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (xjz83)

567 Heh. I kinda liked "All of Me," too.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (URNdm)

Only line I can quote from that is

'Back in bowl' with my terrible Indian accent.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (Kz9dH)

568 Posted by Ace
I see we have gone back to uppercase. It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Creeper


If your Ace remains uppercase for more than four hours, contact your doctor.

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (P1f+c)

569 561 546 If I'm not mistaken, Jeremiah was a Balrog...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (m45I2)

I always called my johnson "jerimiah"

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (us2H3)

570 Does anyone else find it odd that while we are busy doing everything we can to remove even the slightest of salacious depiction of women from society that OnlyFans is a huge thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:17 PM (dNqv+)

it drives me nuts. I can mentally accept either a fully moral society (or one trying for that) that censors salaciousness or one where anything goes, but the current day lack of hotness but constant pornography is baffling to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (V6f9+)

571 Jessica Harper. At her nude scene, I wondered aloud to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, "How did that girl get Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's body grafted onto her head?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:20 PM (txdEq)

and how was THAT received?

spend some time on the couch?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (8D42x)

572 Are you suggesting that big Mike is a Bigfoot?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2022 01:23 PM (Vxu+H)
--------

GOONIE GOO GOO

Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (oXNqT)

573 I absolutely LOATHE this French guy. He's such a dishonest, pharisaical turd.
Posted by: Cory C at February 03, 2022


***
I've always been blurry on Pharisees vs. Sadducees. I mean, I know the former is not good, but how did the two groups differ in philosophy?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

574 >>Are you suggesting that big Mike is a Bigfoot?


'What the fuck is Goonie-Goo-Goo!?'

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (WIpOf)

575 ace is just an Ace.

Posted by: garrett

---------------------

True but THE ZOD does not always manifest himself to humans as such. Sometimes just ZOD. Probably something to do with the spirit of ZOD versus THE ZOD manifestation.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (Iq9dF)

576 Has french talked about how unchristian the Christians are?

Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (53oGX)

577 I've often wondered what it felt like for French or Goldberg to be on the receiving end of one of these masterful philippics.

Posted by: Caliban at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (HgGBT)

578 Jessica Harper. At her nude scene, I wondered aloud to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, "How did that girl get Mrs. Wolfus No. 1's body grafted onto her head?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022
*
and how was THAT received?

spend some time on the couch?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022


***
I got a great laugh and some "special attention" that night.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (txdEq)

579 Also re: Joe Mannix' hot girl in this post

She kinda has everything I want. I also have an, er, eh, thing for big hoop earrings on attractive women. No idea why. Some dudes like high heels and thigh-highs, I'm a big hoop earring guy.

Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (oXNqT)

580 I absolutely LOATHE this French guy. He's such a dishonest, pharisaical turd.
Posted by: Cory C at February 03, 2022


French has a dance card and tho it be small, it be full

that's all that matters to this putz

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3)

581 I've said too much

Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (oXNqT)

582 Michelle Obama has not only the same muzzle but the same jaw and tooth structure, huge ass, and long arms of a silverback gorilla. There, I said it. She looks like a goddamn gorilla.
Posted by: Stout


I always thought she looked like Bill Duke in drag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (s2VJv)

583 576 Has french talked about how unchristian the Christians are?
Posted by: Inogame at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (53oGX)

Not for a long time. He's been too busy gathering stones.

Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (Ti+Tv)

584 If you are honest with yourself about your political "principles", you will see you can't actually adhere to them. Which was my point. But it certainly sounds nice to say you have them and to rip me apart for saying it's not possible.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (dscaa)


So the intellect can't be trusted - but morals, which I assume you mean to be religious - are the infallible guide-stone ?

I get it - you have no principals. You said so. I believe you. And you can't trust yourself, so you don't think anybody else can trust themselves either. Again, your words, not mine. You made your point clear as crystal.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (6uD7/)

585 Another great movie written by and starring Steve Martin is 'The Three Amigos'. Talk about quotable...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (V6f9+)

586
Was Jessica Harper in "My Favorite Year?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (s2VJv)

587 565 Michelle Obama has not only the same muzzle but the same jaw and tooth structure, huge ass, and long arms of a silverback gorilla. There, I said it. She looks like a goddamn gorilla.
Posted by: Stout

But, but...
The stylish people in Washington all agree that when Michelle has her back waxed, she's far prettier that Melania.

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (/BlEx)

588 581 I've said too much
Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (oXNqT)

You haven't said enough?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (V6f9+)

589 Can we also please acknowledge that Whoopi says toxic stuff all the time?

She wasn't cancelled for her "rape rape" comment shrugging of pedophilia/rape of minors in Hollywood. She wasn't cancelled for asking McCain if he would re-institute slavery if elected POTUS. I know there's more, I just can't be bothered to Bing additional examples on MRC.org, but she is a stupid, bigoted Lefty who constantly reveals her true character.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (URNdm)

590 Ovid got himself in Dutch with the emperor Augustus, and got exiled to a town on the Black Sea. That might not sound too bad, but Ovid was a party guy, and missed Rome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (txdEq)


Well, also the winters on the Black Sea are brutal. Especially next to sunny Rome.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (ZMraq)

591 Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:22 PM (dscaa)

I think I adhere to them pretty well. To be fair my political principles follow pretty close with my faith and basic principles taught by my father before I knew what politics was.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (Kz9dH)

592 Shouldn't that be diversity, inclusive, equality? DIE?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (MO4EG)

That would be too obvious.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)

593 Was Jessica Harper in "My Favorite Year?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022


***
I had to look it up, but yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (txdEq)

594 Ovid got himself in Dutch with the emperor Augustus, and got exiled to a town on the Black Sea. That might not sound too bad, but Ovid was a party guy, and missed Rome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:09 PM (txdEq)


He had Ovid-19. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (s2VJv)

595 it drives me nuts. I can mentally accept either a fully moral society (or one trying for that) that censors salaciousness or one where anything goes, but the current day lack of hotness but constant pornography is baffling to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

MAE, it is a new Victorian age. Victorians had both Bowdler to eviscerate classics co-existing with child prostitutes, pix porn, and various sex treatments for 'hysteria'. The only difference in whether the practice was recognized as sinful or not was the arbitrary one of class.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (Iq9dF)

596 Testing. For fags it is.

Posted by: Dancemaster Yoda at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (MRe2S)

597 Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (URNdm)

Very good observation.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (Kz9dH)

598 Went backstage after the Appease the Trannies concert at Hara Arena back in 79. That lead singer sure was tight.

Posted by: Male Groupie who hit all that stuff at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (dTWx7)

599 I'm not saying Jessica Harper in 1981 was ugly; far from it. It was just the resemblance, right up there on the big screen, to Mrs. W. No. 1 that startled me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (txdEq)

600 593 Was Jessica Harper in "My Favorite Year?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022

***
I had to look it up, but yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:28 PM (txdEq)


Outstanding movie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (s2VJv)

601 I'm on another zoom meeting at work and the young blonde lady has both a nose ring and huge hoop earrings.

All I can think of is ankles stuck in them.

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

602 I've said on other places:

People who burn those an inch to their right, and have long dialogues with those a mile to their left are not there at the sum of their positions.

I am simplifying association when I say that, but it is true on its own.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (ybIRR)

603 I know you are sorry, Whoopie. How's the rest of your family?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (n/szn)

604 585 Another great movie written by and starring Steve Martin is 'The Three Amigos'. Talk about quotable...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (V6f9+)

El Guapo.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (UuD2k)

605 Ya know, besides Bowfinger, I really loved Tropic Thunder. I think the movies about Hollywood, by Hollywood people who secretly hate that town just touch a nerve with me.

I like The Player for this reason.

Though it has Whoopie and Tim Robbins. So I'm guessing I may be in the minority on this one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (3YVs3)

606 Nope. Uppercase triggers an identity crisis. Shove over, archy.

Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (cTCuP)

607 I absolutely LOATHE this French guy. He's such a dishonest, pharisaical turd.
Posted by: Cory C at February 03, 2022


French has a dance card and tho it be small, it be full

that's all that matters to this putz
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3)


I get invited to the Best Parties! Suck it Proles!

Posted by: D. French at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (Z32m1)

608 Ovid got himself in Dutch with the emperor Augustus, and got exiled to a town on the Black Sea. That might not sound too bad, but Ovid was a party guy, and missed Rome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022
*
He had Ovid-19. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2022


***
It was right around 19 AD, as far as I remember!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:30 PM (txdEq)

609 Nope. Uppercase triggers an identity crisis. Shove over, archy.
Posted by: creeper at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (cTCuP)


Well...crap!

Posted by: diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:30 PM (axyOa)

610 Can we also please acknowledge that Whoopi says toxic stuff all the time?

She wasn't cancelled for her "rape rape" comment shrugging of pedophilia/rape of minors in Hollywood. She wasn't cancelled for asking McCain if he would re-institute slavery if elected POTUS. I know there's more, I just can't be bothered to Bing additional examples on MRC.org, but she is a stupid, bigoted Lefty who constantly reveals her true character.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (URNdm)

Of course, she is a vile POS and always has been

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 01:30 PM (Irn0L)

611 So the intellect can't be trusted - but morals, which I assume you mean to be religious - are the infallible guide-stone ?

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (6uD7/)

Yes. Especially when conflicts arise, which they inevitably do.

-----------------------
I get it - you have no principals. You said so. I believe you. And you can't trust yourself, so you don't think anybody else can trust themselves either. Again, your words, not mine. You made your point clear as crystal.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:26 PM (6uD7/)

You keep saying "you have no principles" as part of your big tough argument, which is nice as a high ground maneuver, but ignores my post at 480 where I said I am speaking of *political* principles. You are being an obtuse ass for the sake of it. Which can be fun, but only when the other person plays ball.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:30 PM (dscaa)

612 585 Another great movie written by and starring Steve Martin is 'The Three Amigos'. Talk about quotable...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
-----------------
I like that spoof on Hollywood Westerns even with the insufferable Chevy Chase in it.

Also like Dirty Rotten Scoundrels as a guilty pleasure.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:30 PM (Iq9dF)

613 How many lines do you remember from LA Story?

Posted by: jwest


"Where do you zommer?" - maître d' played by Patrick Stewart.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (zWpOF)

614 Screw that guy in particular.
Posted by: Jordan61

Um, no thank you.

Posted by: Crack Whores of the World at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (oiNtH)

615 I've always been blurry on Pharisees vs. Sadducees. I mean, I know the former is not good, but how did the two groups differ in philosophy?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

Sadducees did not believe in the afterlife.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (Kz9dH)

616 The Three Amigos is the pinnacle of American Cinema.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (WIpOf)

617 I like My Blue Heaven too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (YynYJ)

618 >>it drives me nuts. I can mentally accept either a fully moral society (or one trying for that) that censors salaciousness or one where anything goes, but the current day lack of hotness but constant pornography is baffling to me.


Yeah, there's a running meme on GenZ lifting bro/BAP social media where they show a picture of hot person or people from the 70's or 80's (say, 80's supermodel or a random photo of Venice Beach showing a thing crowd who cared about looking good) vs. current day weirdo model or fat, androgynous and intentionally ugly people today. The caption is always: "This is what they took from us."

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (URNdm)

619 It really wouldn't be a good idea to have a dogfight over NYC against a giant gorilla, would it?

Lots of collateral damage to be had.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

620 I like that spoof on Hollywood Westerns even with the insufferable Chevy Chase in it.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:30 PM (Iq9dF)

Rustler's Rhapsody was a good spoof that was quite fun.

especially all the shot guys showing up for the bbq at the end...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (8D42x)

621 Best Steve Martin movie is "Ground Hog Day"

Fight Me!

Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (gmo/4)

622 Can we have a donut wench at the next MoMe? Can we have THIS one?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022

***
Jordan? I thought this *was* her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq)

Close, but she is our bacon wench. I'm pretty sure the laws of symmetry says blonde bacon wench must be matched with a blonde donut wench. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (VwHCD)

623 605 Ya know, besides Bowfinger, I really loved Tropic Thunder. I think the movies about Hollywood, by Hollywood people who secretly hate that town just touch a nerve with me.

I like The Player for this reason.

Though it has Whoopie and Tim Robbins. So I'm guessing I may be in the minority on this one.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
-----------------------
I liked both of them but inside joke movies are a one trick pony. Don't care too much to watch them again.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (Iq9dF)

624 I've always been blurry on Pharisees vs. Sadducees. I mean, I know the former is not good, but how did the two groups differ in philosophy?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

Sadducees did not believe in the afterlife.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (Kz9dH)


And because to them, this was all there was, so they were sad, you see?

Posted by: diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (axyOa)

625 I'm on another zoom meeting at work and the young blonde lady has both a nose ring and huge hoop earrings.
All I can think of is ankles stuck in them.
Posted by: Archer


That's one too many ankles, unless it's a threesome.

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (P1f+c)

626
I like The Player for this reason.

Though it has Whoopie and Tim Robbins. So I'm guessing I may be in the minority on this one.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:29 PM (3YVs3)

I haven't seen it. I'll check it out. For what it's worth, I'm sure those other two I mentioned are packed to the rafters with commie deviants, as well. Where do you see anything in public that isn't? It's the law.

I usually just try to avoid the shit that's overtly political, or too loaded with political jibes and jabs. I don't need to be actively denigrated by something I'm watching.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (Cf/uA)

627 How many lines do you remember from LA Story?

Posted by: jwest


"I could never be a woman, I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (zWpOF)

628 Rustler's Rhapsody was a good spoof that was quite fun.

especially all the shot guys showing up for the bbq at the end...

Posted by: SturmToddler

----
Thanks for the tip. I try to find it.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (Iq9dF)

629 Can we have a donut wench at the next MoMe? Can we have THIS one?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022

***
Jordan? I thought this *was* her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:10 PM (txdEq)

Close, but she is our bacon wench. I'm pretty sure the laws of symmetry says blonde bacon wench must be matched with a blonde donut wench. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (VwHCD)

hmmm, a bacon-donut wench... there's potential there...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (8D42x)

630 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (9gDA7)

631 David French: Owner of a mouth that has caressed more than one ball sack.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (9gDA7)

632 Something is afoot at weaselzippers. They haven't posted since 7:30 last night. Really unusual for them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (F4b8f)

633 How many lines do you remember from LA Story?

Posted by: jwest


"I'll have a half double decaffeinated half caff, with a twist of lemon."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (zWpOF)

634 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (+4oV5)

635 626 I haven't seen it. I'll check it out. For what it's worth, I'm sure those other two I mentioned are packed to the rafters with commie deviants, as well. Where do you see anything in public that isn't? It's the law.

I usually just try to avoid the shit that's overtly political, or too loaded with political jibes and jabs. I don't need to be actively denigrated by something I'm watching.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (Cf/uA)

========

Well...Robert Altman. I think I've come across one Robert Altman movie I didn't like, the one he made with some film students about Nixon. Secret Honor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

636 LMAO, Schumer forgot Thurgood Marshal was on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (oWBc3)

637 192 You should tell her calm down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

She should also smile more.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (9mfKN)


Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

This is like the trifecta of attempted spousal murder.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (Hh3y4)

638 Shouldn't that be diversity, inclusive, equality? DIE?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2022 01:12 PM (MO4EG)

That would be too obvious.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:27 PM (SH2Zi)


Equity, EQUITY! Never Equality! Equality is Unfair, Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Transphobic and White Priveleged Hate Speech. Down With Equality! Up with Equity!

Posted by: D. French at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (Z32m1)

639 I'm on another zoom meeting at work and the young blonde lady has both a nose ring and huge hoop earrings.
All I can think of is ankles stuck in them.
Posted by: Archer

That's one too many ankles, unless it's a threesome.

Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (P1f+c)

Show her the magic trick where you entangle three seemingly seamless hoops together and see if you get a lunch date.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (SH2Zi)

640 You should tell her calm down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

She should also smile more.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (9mfKN)

Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

This is like the trifecta of attempted spousal murder.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (Hh3y4)

then ask for a sandwich...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (8D42x)

641 How many lines do you remember from LA Story?

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The scene where the Steve Martin character gets off the phone and gets in his car to go over and comfort his upset female friend -- drives two houses down the street, gets out, and goes the door -- was perfect and still cracks me up

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (e977M)

642 I always get the urge to tug on nose rings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (F4b8f)

643 464 I was just trying to figure out WHO's ankles were in the hoops
Ugh. I'm stupid
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

Heh, and here I thought you were waiting for a Ben Roethlisberger explanation.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM

I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

644 Thanks for the tip. I try to find it.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (Iq9dF)

Secret hot bit: Sela Ward.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (dNqv+)

645 >>>All I can think of is ankles stuck in them.

>For the sake of Diversity, Equality and Inclusiveness, one must start slow like with a long golf clap before building up to a standing ovation!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (6liew)

646 In a short while, Whoopie will be back on The View and will receive a standing ovation and a love fest from the other yenta co-hosts. They will milk this for all it's worth. However, Whoopie again will let her racism roar with another vile comment and she will continue to collect $96K a week to do it.

Posted by: Cheri at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (oiNtH)

647 643 464 I was just trying to figure out WHO's ankles were in the hoops
Ugh. I'm stupid
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2022 01:06 PM (W2Pud)

Heh, and here I thought you were waiting for a Ben Roethlisberger explanation.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:08 PM

I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 03, 2022 01:35 PM (JCZqz)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (dNqv+)

648 624 I've always been blurry on Pharisees vs. Sadducees. I mean, I know the former is not good, but how did the two groups differ in philosophy?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)
Sadducees did not believe in the afterlife.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:31 PM (Kz9dH)
And because to them, this was all there was, so they were sad, you see?
Posted by: diogenes
--------------------
One of the funnier Bible stories of Paul in Acts is where both Pharisees and Sadducees were about to seriously put a hurt on him. Paul gets the two factions arguing against each other and escapes when he claims Pharisee status.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (Iq9dF)

649 LMAO, Schumer forgot Thurgood Marshal was on the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindicatorem at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (oWBc3)

I wish I could forget schumer is a Jew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (Irn0L)

650 I'm assuming LA Story would be even better if you have lived in LA.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (Kz9dH)

651 Oh pointy bird. Oh pointy pointy.

Was that La Story or Roxanne?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (F4b8f)

652 You keep saying "you have no principles" as part of your big tough argument,

No - full stop. I didn't say it. YOU said it. It was, literally, your first statement. Your foundational idea upon which everything else followed. You have no principals, so nobody else possibly could either, thus only morality could be the governing idea to follow.

First principals matter. Your first principal is that nobody has any. Which you can't know - but I'll take you at your word that you at least know yourself. You have no principals, so you need something else - an external creed or ethos - to guide you.

Who are you arguing with ? You have no principals. I agree. Cut - and lunch. Take five everybody.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (6uD7/)

653 French always ready to help those who don't need it and pounce on the helpless.

He's garbage.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Cp9bo)

654 I always get the urge to tug on nose rings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


I just want to go "MOOOOOOOO!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (zWpOF)

655 Close, but she is our bacon wench. I'm pretty sure the laws of symmetry says blonde bacon wench must be matched with a blonde donut wench. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 03, 2022 01:32 PM (VwHCD)

Spot on.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (jvt6t)

656 541 O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

Is non-binary a polite way of saying "is open to threesomes"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (fs1hN)

657 Secret hot bit: Sela Ward.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

She is definitely an attractive bonus.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

658 >>I just want to go "MOOOOOOOO!"


THIS, for the supremely unattractive septum rings.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (URNdm)

659 651 Roxanne.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

660 Oh pointy bird. Oh pointy pointy.

Was that La Story or Roxanne?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (F4b8f)


That was The Man with Two Brains.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

661 659 651 Roxanne.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

===========

I always think of the number from Moulin Rouge. Lots of yelling and dancing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

662 Joe's about to blame all the crime on guns

not young poc

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (us2H3)

663 Secret hot bit: Sela Ward.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

She is definitely an attractive bonus.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

Merilu Henner as well.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (8D42x)

664 >>O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?


Heh, xe'll have to pick one gender in order to compete.
Not that I'll be watching.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (URNdm)

665 Is non-binary a polite way of saying "is open to threesomes"?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (fs1hN)
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It's a way of being bisexual and also an edgelord simultaneously.

Posted by: ballistic at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (oXNqT)

666 Look out! Brandon is going off-script!

Posted by: Mean Tweets at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (BOJAx)

667 I strive for equistrity.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (ybIRR)

668 Cut - and lunch. Take five everybody.
Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (6uD7/)


YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (Ez6QX)

669 You should tell her calm down.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

She should also smile more.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 12:39 PM (9mfKN)

Tell her if she'd lose ten lbs. she'd be cute.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

This is like the trifecta of attempted spousal murder.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 03, 2022 01:34 PM (Hh3y4)


Go Ahead {C*word}! I Dare You! You don't have the guts!

Posted by: Famous Last Words at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (Z32m1)

670 What this Thread needs is a good ankleosaurus.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (a3Q+t)

671 I'm just gonna sit this right here


HEDY !!!!

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (us2H3)

672 Was that La Story or Roxanne?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Man with two heads. Anoint my head. Anointy nointy.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (rz+/y)

673 659 651 Roxanne.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

Roxanne was a good movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (dNqv+)

674 O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

How daring!
How brave!
Yawn
What time is Wheel of Fortune on?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (axyOa)

675 669 Go Ahead {C*word}! I Dare You! You don't have the guts!
Posted by: Famous Last Words at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (Z32m1)

========

Crustacean?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

676 Man with two brains. Way off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 03, 2022 01:39 PM (F4b8f)

677 O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?
Posted by: Roy at February 03, 2022 01:19 PM (Ti+Tv)

Is non-binary a polite way of saying "is open to threesomes"?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (fs1hN)

I have no fuckin idea what that is and I don't give a fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 01:40 PM (Irn0L)

678 French's lips whisper "crawl spaces".

Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2022 01:40 PM (taPSh)

679 >>Is non-binary a polite way of saying "is open to threesomes"?


More like, "Look At Meeeeeeeeee!! I am so dang special there is not category that can contain my uniqueness!! No really, pay attention to me, me, me!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:40 PM (URNdm)

680 Man with two brains. Way off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

My single favorite Martin movie. Get that cat outta here!

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:40 PM (rz+/y)

681 Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2022 01:33 PM (zWpOF)

Another silly line written by a man. Women have breasts, The can give sexual pleasure to people you're in a relationship with and woman enjoy them having them used by someone in a sexual relationship. They also provide food for a baby. However, when you've had them for 30 plus years they're part of your anatomy. It's not the breast equivalent of "Toobin'" while you're in the meeting on Diversity, Equity and inclusion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (dprVF)

682 I know people like French. They feel that they are Christians but have none of the fruits of the Spirit. Rather, they are judgmental, ungrateful, hypocrites, accusers, lovers of sin, and constantly apologizing for evil doers while simultaneously criticizing the faithful.

Not saying that Conservative, Inc. is made up of people of faith. But French seems particularly attracted at serving as Stan's children's public relations whore.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (lD3vL)

683 Did Biden shit himself yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (NsE9F)

684 O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?


Heh, xe'll have to pick one gender in order to compete.
Not that I'll be watching.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (URNdm)


So if xe is skating in pairs competition, isn't that cheating? It's pairs, not a triad.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (axyOa)

685 Taking this one to 1K ?

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (eWBWF)

686 Non binary means butt stuff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (UuD2k)

687 Joe wants to change the 2nd amendment

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (us2H3)

688 When I wrote the first crime bill . . .

[click]

Posted by: Prez Brandon at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (BOJAx)

689 Is non-binary a polite way of saying "is open to threesomes"?

Yeah, but only the bad kind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (3YVs3)

690 682 I know people like French. They feel that they are Christians but have none of the fruits of the Spirit. Rather, they are judgmental, ungrateful, hypocrites, accusers, lovers of sin, and constantly apologizing for evil doers while simultaneously criticizing the faithful.

Not saying that Conservative, Inc. is made up of people of faith. But French seems particularly attracted at serving as Stan's children's public relations whore.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (lD3vL)


Beautifully stated.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (+4oV5)

691 Who are you arguing with ? You have no principals. I agree. Cut - and lunch. Take five everybody.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:36 PM (6uD7/)

Again, ignoring my clarification from a minute later (well before you posted anything) that I was speaking *politically*.

A clarification I repeated twice. But you understood my original post just fine and decided to make it personal for some reason only you know. While whistling and pretending you're not making it personal at all.

Very principled, indeed. You're looking great.

Posted by: ... at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (dscaa)

692 All of Me with ... Lily Tomlin(?) was cute.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (dNqv+)

693 They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary.

Next, we're gonna' find out that Liberace was a little light in the loafers.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (6uD7/)

694 Man with two brains. Way off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

My single favorite Martin movie. Get that cat outta here!
Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:40 PM (rz+/y)

I've used ' into the mud scum queen ' more than once.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (Kz9dH)

695 I have no fuckin idea what that is and I don't give a fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 03, 2022 01:40 PM (Irn0L)


This is the correct response.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (Ez6QX)

696 Taking this one to 1K ?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (eWBWF)

i think the boss blew himself up with this long post and needs to hydrate and recover...

but it is an epic rant and well said.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (8D42x)

697 The scene where the Steve Martin character gets off the phone and gets in his car to go over and comfort his upset female friend -- drives two houses down the street, gets out, and goes the door -- was perfect and still cracks me up
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022


***
His coffee-making scene in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was another classic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (txdEq)

698 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (9gDA7)

699 685 Taking this one to 1K ?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (eWBWF)

We better start upping the posts per minute then.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric(phone) at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (9mfKN)

700 >>All of Me with ... Lily Tomlin(?) was cute.


"Edwina backinbowl!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (URNdm)

701 Not saying that Conservative, Inc. is made up of people of faith. But French seems particularly attracted at serving as Stan's children's public relations whore.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at February 03, 2022 01:41 PM (lD3vL)

Yeah, I actually think he is probably the worst of Conservative Inc because he is always affecting Christian piety while being awful, which makes it much worse. At least THE Rick Wilson is openly a jerk and Kristol is just vapid.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (rF64X)

702 Man, someone shorted Joe on the meds today

Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (us2H3)

703 687 Joe wants to change the 2nd amendment
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2022 01:42 PM (us2H3)

==========

There's a process for that. Is he going to follow that process or just bitch and whine in an effort to raise money from his rubes?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

704 Nood

Posted by: Blutarski at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (rz+/y)

705 nood biden

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (8D42x)

706 Roxanne.
Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:37 PM (Iq9dF)

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I always think of the number from Moulin Rouge. Lots of yelling and dancing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

Very different movies.

Are you watching Peter Jackson's King Kong or the good version?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

707 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (dNqv+)

708 Non- binary means he'll never be a computer programmer .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (Kz9dH)

709 Thurgood Marshall, in supporting Roe v. Wade, is probably responsible for the deaths of more Blacks than any other single human in history, aside from the other six justices that voted in favor of infanticide as well. Hardly a heroic figure and one that should be written of only in terms of man's propensity for evil.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (WEv0o)

710 Crustacean?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022


***
"A white sport boat
And a pink crustacean --"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (txdEq)

711 > Roxanne was a good movie.

I only really like two scenes.

The twenty something betters scene where he self-roasts and the one where he spooks the powerwalking group by pretending he was kidnapped by aliens.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (VCz/u)

712 682 I know people like French. They feel that they are Christians but have none of the fruits of the Spirit. Rather, they are judgmental, ungrateful, hypocrites, accusers, lovers of sin, and constantly apologizing for evil doers while simultaneously criticizing the faithful.

Not saying that Conservative, Inc. is made up of people of faith. But French seems particularly attracted at serving as Stan's children's public relations whore.

Posted by: Reuben Hick
-----------------
Thoughtful post.

Posted by: whig at February 03, 2022 01:45 PM (Iq9dF)

713 It all started with HER asking me to make her a sandwich. All I asked was if she really wanted that between meal snack?

Posted by: Famous Last Words at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (Z32m1)

714 The scene where the Steve Martin character gets off the phone and gets in his car to go over and comfort his upset female friend -- drives two houses down the street, gets out, and goes the door -- was perfect and still cracks me up
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 03, 2022

***
His coffee-making scene in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid was another classic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:43 PM (txdEq)

The scene where people are in a restaurant during an earthquake is one of my favorite scenes from L.A. Story.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (Hh3y4)

715 Again, ignoring my clarification from a minute later (well before you posted anything) that I was speaking *politically*.

Your clarification is noted, you have no political principals - and thus require a moral code to follow. I'll assume you didn't make this code up for yourself, but rather found one that suited you. Congrats.

Dude, find your argument with somebody that wants one. You have no political principals. I believe you. I think, at this point, we all know exactly where you're coming from. We're all letting you be clear.

Posted by: republican at February 03, 2022 01:46 PM (6uD7/)

716 706

Very different movies.

Are you watching Peter Jackson's King Kong or the good version?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, RIP Oregon Muse at February 03, 2022 01:44 PM (V6f9+)

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The good one by Peter Jackson.

*emoji with sunglasses*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

717 OK, What did I do THIS time?

Posted by: Famous Last Words at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (Z32m1)

718
I can't stand French for his fake Christian piety, which is probably his single worst feature, possibly aside from the paid shilling thing.

But I really, viscerally dislike his whining. He spent years pissing and moaning because some jerks on Muh Twitterz made racist cracks about his black daughter.

Any real man would:

a) ignore it and move on; or

2) read it while drinking and lash out. As in "yo, come at me bruh. Say it to my face motherfucker. I'll beat you til you shit blood."

Crying like you've been gang-raped about it over and over again is so lame.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 03, 2022 01:47 PM (Cf/uA)

719 Imma start whispering soon!

Posted by: Prez Brandon at February 03, 2022 01:48 PM (BOJAx)

720 I've avoided it for years now, but I guess I am finally going to have to google who the fuck David French is. He sure seems to get bowels in an uproar around here, and I don't understand why because the guy's name means nothing to me. He's never made a connection in any memorable way.

Posted by: From that time at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (4780s)

721 Roseanbe ? She was such a joker when she dressed asHitler and pulled burnt cookies shaped like people out of an oven

Posted by: Kurt at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (Lo2cr)

722 O/T: They keep talking about some US Olympic skater being non-binary. Don't we have enough of these stories about bears shitting in the woods and the sun rising in the east?

--

Mr. Black was just asking me, "hey, what's the deal with this Olympic skater who's 'non' something? What are they even talking about?" I didn't know about the person in question. I just said it has to be some mentally ill person and their made-up words of fantasy nonsense. Now I know the fantasy nonsense is "non-binary." He'll say, so...some f*cked up person then? Yes, dear.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (sVtYq)

723 Nude Biden, there is mind bleach commercials

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 03, 2022 01:55 PM (eWBWF)

724 I've avoided it for years now, but I guess I am finally going to have to google who the fuck David French is. He sure seems to get bowels in an uproar around here, and I don't understand why because the guy's name means nothing to me. He's never made a connection in any memorable way.
Posted by: From that time at February 03, 2022 01:49 PM (4780s)

In the end, Vidkun Quisling and Tokyo Rose and the like weren't important, but you don't want to allow people to think they are part of your group.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 03, 2022 01:58 PM (eoQWY)

725 At least they picked up Clint, and not Todd.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 03, 2022 02:03 PM (ufFY8)

726 "You know there's always a renewed national debate every time we nominate, any president nominates a justice, because the Constitution is always evolving slightly," Biden said, referring to his upcoming choice of a nominee to replace the retiring Justice Stephen Breyer on the Supreme Court.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 03, 2022 12:38 PM (UHVv4)
==
Eh, no, our desire to interpret it in a manner that supports a crooked politicians desire for power and money is what evolves. The document itself means what it always meant - as amended of course.

Posted by: Black JEM at February 03, 2022 02:12 PM (LyTO1)

727 >>>NeverTrump/Conservative, Inc. only start knitting a flag

LOL. Yay, boss.

Posted by: m at February 03, 2022 02:23 PM (Nyd7E)

728 I'm old enough to remember when Brendan Eich was stripped of control of his own company for supporting the contention that marriage is between a man and a woman.

Posted by: Socratease at February 03, 2022 02:36 PM (oqnjT)

729 One day you will all wake to this basic truism - there is no right and left. Just elites, those that aspire to be elites, and everyone else.

French is conservative up to a point that it gains him power and prestige. And that is it. That is all. There is nothing more. Worse, he was formally an elite that has been demoted by us back to throne sniffer. And there is NOTHING worse than that. he resents us, resents the situation, and is desperate to get back what he once seemingly had.

re. Whoppi - my problem isn't her anti Semitism. It is her basic stupidity. She deserves to be canceled because she's a moron - she doesn't know Hitler was racist? What else is new? She also doesn't know how the economy works, or much about history, or politics, or health... She is literally a high school drop out. Why does this moron have a talk show?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at February 03, 2022 03:06 PM (TirFV)

730 STOP!!!! I love you Ace but stop giving these guys (?) oxygen, let them shrink as appropriate and let's ignore

Posted by: phineas phogg at February 03, 2022 03:19 PM (fQrCH)

731 Confederates in the Lunchbox

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 03, 2022 05:12 PM (Ndje9)

732 "615 I've always been blurry on Pharisees vs. Sadducees. I mean, I know the former is not good, but how did the two groups differ in philosophy?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 03, 2022 01:24 PM (txdEq)

Sadducees did not believe in the afterlife."

Other differences:

1.) The Pharisees believed that what is often called the "Oral Torah", i.e., the long tradition of debate between rabbis over the meaning of the Scriptures and how to properly observe the ritual laws which was eventually recorded in the Talmud, was inspired by God; the Sadducees, on the other hand, rejected this and only followed the written Torah (if I understand it correctly, they rejected the inspiration of the rest of the Hebrew Scriptures as well, i.e., the prophets, Psalms, etc.)
2.) The Sadducees tended to be members of the priestly class (although the overlap was by no means complete) and therefore emphasized the priests' role in leading the community and performing acts of worship, whereas the Pharisees taught that all members of the community could participate in worshipping and following the Law.

Posted by: Joe Smith at February 03, 2022 10:42 PM (KKxUs)

733 cont. 3.) The Sadducees also were more willing to embrace influences, customs, philosophy, etc. from the Greek and Roman worlds, whereas the Pharisees rejected such influences and emphasized keeping Jewish thought and culture pure.
Most of the Jewish tradition that exists today comes from the Pharisees, as the Sadducees, being strongly connected with the priestly class and the Temple, naturally pretty much disappeared when the Romans destroyed the Temple and scattered the Jews, whereas the Pharisees' beliefs were well suited for the diaspora.

Posted by: Joe Smith at February 03, 2022 10:49 PM (KKxUs)

734 The Pharisees still exist. I ran into one of the super orthodox and he quite proudly said he was a Pharisee.

Posted by: Quartermaster at February 04, 2022 02:48 PM (J0tKB)

735 Great delivery. Solid arguments. Keep up the amazing work.

Posted by: jordan 4 dhgate at February 14, 2022 01:09 AM (mTmYu)

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