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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Auguste Toulmouche [Hat Tip: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing ]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (q5BCk)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (mD/uy)
Cute and nicely done
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 11, 2022 09:31 AM (q5BCk)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (APbwL)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (Gjs/G)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: fd at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (vrz2I)
Very French!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: John Milton at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (P69fT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2022 09:32 AM (vOGqy)
Photorealism is wrong and evil!!! It's only great art if it's not understandable!!!
Posted by: Splatter at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (Hica+)
500K midwit subscribers: OHHH I HEART THIS SOOOOO MUCH!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (44ww/)
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Posted by: Maria at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: fd at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (vrz2I)
A clone of my own
With the Y chromosome switched to X
And then my clone
The clone of my own
Will be of the opposite sex
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (9otr5)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Oooooo, lookit you all fancy and shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (Y5qcH)
(Time-travel tip to younger self: Don't get involved with her)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (H2rNu)
Posted by: fd at February 11, 2022 09:33 AM (vrz2I)
ingrown hair
Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
500K midwit subscribers: OHHH I HEART THIS SOOOOO MUCH!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2022 09:34 AM (44ww/)
Not you. You can kiss your own ass, Chicken Fucker.
(That's a "Tyson" crack. Not a BC crack. Lest anyone worry.)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (ONvIw)
similar to Boucher except this guy is a much better artist technically - well, in my opinion.
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (APbwL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (H2rNu)
Not enough shoe polish.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (6FeV1)
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
Posted by: JustSalt at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (QQTy3)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (OyyDO)
Poor model had lip cramps for days afterward.
Right. Too many clothes on.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (QMwOT)
"Marie LaFavreau, the Most Beautiful Woman in France. Except for the Small Conjoined Twin Hanging Out of Her Left Ear"
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: four seasons at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Until you spill vinegar or red wine on it.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (mD/uy)
For back then, isn't she practically undressed? I'm thinking there's still another forty-five pounds of clothes to go before she can go outside on a chilly day.
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (vOGqy)
Posted by: Alex Rodriguez at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Yeah and he'd made it too until she field dressed him.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Tool Moosh
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:35 AM (ONvIw)
gilty treasure?
Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (RkC6l)
Who kisses themselves in mirrors?
Posted by: Alex Rodriguez at February 11, 2022 09:37 AM (J7wri)
Dis bitch.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (9otr5)
Also: Joe Mannix: I replied to you in "The Morning Report - 2/11/22" post # 442, sorry I was delayed in responding, got tackled and waylaid by a phone call.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (uuISq)
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2022 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 11, 2022 09:39 AM (RkC6l)
Very nice painting.
You can tell my brother has been in a restroom because there are lip prints on where his reflection was. His lip prints.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 11, 2022 09:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 09:39 AM (h3vrG)
Posted by: Archer at February 11, 2022 09:39 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 09:39 AM (A4cav)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:40 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:40 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:40 AM (mD/uy)
I think Yes to both.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:41 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at February 11, 2022 09:41 AM (+56GQ)
Posted by: All the Ettes Everywhere at February 11, 2022 09:41 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 11, 2022 09:41 AM (nRMeC)
The artist shows wonderful talent and combines that with an interesting concept. This painting would make a good illustration for some Jane Austin story. Or perhaps for Vanity Fair.
Posted by: JTB at February 11, 2022 09:42 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Ziba at February 11, 2022 09:42 AM (S1hrL)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 11, 2022 09:42 AM (MdN7r)
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 11, 2022 09:42 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:40 AM (mD/uy)
They've been putting precious stones and metals into paints for millennia. Gold leaf is a PIA to work with tho. Really makes you appreciate those who work with it regularly.
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (MFZ8i)
I've got something she can kiss, heh heh
Posted by: Butthead at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (HhbkW)
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
This must be what attractive young women did in the days before TikTok...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2022 09:44 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (88xKn)
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Furniture built to last. How else is your aristocratic family going to hand down heirlooms for 5+ generations?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2022 09:45 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 09:45 AM (743lG)
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2022 09:45 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
What Ewok where??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 09:46 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Beavis at February 11, 2022 09:47 AM (HhbkW)
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 09:47 AM (VJsqe)
This must be what attractive young women did in the days before TikTok...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 11, 2022 09:44 AM (YIVH2)
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"The Selfie" has come a long way, baby ... one can imagine a parody of this painting with Obama the center of attention.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 09:47 AM (743lG)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 09:47 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2022 09:47 AM (APbwL)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 09:48 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tuna at February 11, 2022 09:45 AM (gLRfa)
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Love that it's pink. My favorite color.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2022 09:48 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 09:48 AM (sqH0x)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 09:48 AM (sqH0x)
...spoons..
Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 11, 2022 09:47 AM (APbwL)
Just getting home. She didn't get any at the Salon, so she's using the mirror.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 11, 2022 09:42 AM (MdN7r)
Oh, yes.
Thanks for posting this, CBD! I need it today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 09:50 AM (2JVJo)
@markspowart17
Maybe two big cranes, one starting on Canadian side one on the US, each picking up and dropping trucks into the river. Preferably with the drivers seat-belted in them. #AmbassadorBridge #FreedomConvoy2022 #EndItNow
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (MFZ8i)
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Man, these people love the working class and the environment so much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
Self love.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2022 09:50 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:40 AM (mD/uy)
It was all gold leafed. Also, I've been told that any authentic looking gold paint has to have some real gold in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 09:50 AM (trdmm)
@markspowart17
Maybe two big cranes, one starting on Canadian side one on the US, each picking up and dropping trucks into the river. Preferably with the drivers seat-belted in them. #AmbassadorBridge #FreedomConvoy2022 #EndItNow
Quote Tweet
National Newswatch
@natnewswatch 3h
'Whatever it takes': PM says as officials work with U.S. to 'resolve' protests via @CTVNews
2:53 AM Feb 11, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:43 AM (MFZ8i)
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"One word:
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 09:51 AM (743lG)
Posted by: The maid at February 11, 2022 09:51 AM (HhbkW)
OPP Officer in Ontario pays visit to personal residence after noting she commented on anti mandate protest. Admits to monitoring online activity.
https://tinyurl.com/2dp8mx7p
bullying, intimidation phase in Canada now - police coming to your house because of a facebook post
They are watching and listening in on everyone now.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:51 AM (xKKnI)
@markspowart17
Maybe two big cranes, one starting on Canadian side one on the US, each picking up and dropping trucks into the river. Preferably with the drivers seat-belted in them. #AmbassadorBridge #FreedomConvoy2022 #EndItNow
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
Do that and I guarantee you a general truck strike.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 09:52 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 09:48 AM (ESjRY
She's not exactly overflowing her dress, the way Chrissy did.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 11, 2022 09:52 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:52 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 09:40 AM (mD/uy)
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Haven't you ever seen Bugs Bunny in the Yukon? There was definitely gold paint back in the old west gold rush!
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 09:52 AM (VJsqe)
*******
Great choice!
Posted by: redridinghood at February 11, 2022 09:53 AM (NpAcC)
Beats hell outta those duck face selfies the tik tok tramps do now.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 11, 2022 09:53 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 11, 2022 09:53 AM (q5BCk)
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:53 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 11, 2022 09:53 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Nailed it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:54 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
What's almost comical is that the useful idiots like Spowart are just now realizing that this is so serious that only a heavy handed application of Force can stop it; and they don't yet realize that Trudeau's government pondered that weeks ago and realized that they don't dare try it. (combination of public backlash plus the military's refusal to carry out the orders)
The only answer is, Surrender to the Trucker's Demands. But they're not yet willing to face that reality, either. So this goes on, and Canada's economy sinks lower every day it does.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 09:54 AM (trdmm)
Ottawa Police Ordered to Return Fuel - Returns Fuel Contaminated - Freedom Convoy 2022
https://tinyurl.com/5xtxxr94
they say half water, half fuel
These truckers have "fuel testing" people in the group, says this guy.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:56 AM (xKKnI)
Maybe two big cranes, one starting on Canadian side one on the US, each picking up and dropping trucks into the river. Preferably with the drivers seat-belted in them. #AmbassadorBridge #FreedomConvoy2022 #EndItNow
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If you listen you can hear them explain to you why they don't believe you should have guns.
They know what they would do with one if they had one, and they assume you're exactly like them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 09:56 AM (A4cav)
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:56 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
https://tinyurl.com/5xtxxr94
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Ham n eggers, all of 'em
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 09:57 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Loki, a hero archetype, just like Supes and Jeezus at February 11, 2022 09:57 AM (ZW1rs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (njfCw)
2M Followers) Retweeted
Morgaine Swann
@MorgaineSwann
Replying to @MargaretAtwood
It's a coup d'etat by the same Christo-Fascist movement that brought the US an Insurrection on Jan 6. Make no mistake, they intend to take over & force Christianity on us all. Your government needs to take the threat seriously. I wish ours had. A military response might stop it.
7:43 PM · Feb 10, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (MFZ8i)
Courtney Holland @hollandcourtney
Stop what you're doing and watch this.
Kids at a Las Vegas elementary school burst out into cheers after learning they no longer have to wear a mask to school
https://tinyurl.com/ycxw8nzx
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (xKKnI)
These truckers have "fuel testing" people in the group, says this guy.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:56 AM (xKKnI)
Who knew that truckers, who's lives out in the Canadian west during a blizzard depend on using unadulterated fuel, would know how to do this?
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Kris
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See, it's this kind of talk that makes me think you people are from another world.
Posted by: From that time at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (6FeV1)
"Marie LaFavreau, the Most Beautiful Woman in France. Except for the Small Conjoined Twin Hanging Out of Her Left Ear"
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2022 09:36 AM (5NkmN)
Still counts as a threesome!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (cupoy)
Posted by: Grumpy old nuke at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (6q6RM)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (ONvIw)
2M Followers) Retweeted
@MorgaineSwann
Replying to @MargaretAtwood
It's a coup d'etat by the same Christo-Fascist movement that brought the US an Insurrection on Jan 6. Make no mistake, they intend to take over & force Christianity on us all. Your government needs to take the threat seriously. I wish ours had. A military response might stop it.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (MFZ8i)
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"Force Christianity on us all" = "resist special legal protections for groups outlined by the left and encourage cultural norms of heterosexual monogamy."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Oooooo, lookit you all fancy and shit.
Posted by: Tonypete
LOL !!!
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (arJlL)
Who are these deluded people??
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (88xKn)
Replying to @MargaretAtwood
It's a coup d'etat by the same Christo-Fascist movement that brought the US an Insurrection on Jan 6. Make no mistake, they intend to take over & force Christianity on us all. Your government needs to take the threat seriously. I wish ours had. A military response might stop it. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (MFZ8i)
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These people are insane.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (DU+/6)
How is that explicitly Christian let alone fascist?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 09:54 AM (trdmm)
they haven't found a scapegoat to run under the bus yet
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (UuD2k)
And all of that money just "disappeared", and no one knows where it went. *cut to Blutarski holding up his palms and looking confused*
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (trdmm)
Who are these deluded people??
Posted by: dantesed at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (88xKn)
That's funny, that is the stated purpose of Islam.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (ESjRY)
Trucker hats.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (xKKnI)
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I seem to remember a fellow named Todd being kicked around a bit. Is he avaialble?
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (VJsqe)
Big day! Matt has discovered how slippery slopes and new rules work.
Matt Lewis @mattklewis; 2h
Wait, Now the Right Loves Traffic-Blocking Protesters? thedailybeast.com/wait-now-t...
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze; 1h
You mean Matt Lewis and his employer suddenly don't like traffic blocking protests?
All day this game can go on. This is not a tactic or a game "the right" started. They only noticed the hypocrisy about one side is treated. It's telling @mattklewis doesn't "as a conservative"
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (UHVv4)
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I bet he spent a day trying to see if it was possible to kiss any other part of his body in the mirror.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Well TJM, I think we have to admit that we are trying to ban pedophiles.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 09:48 AM (sqH0x)
Reminds me of a creative HS principal's way of stopping the girls from leaving lipstick prints on the girls restroom mirrors - he gathered a few together for a demo of how hard it is to clean the mirror then had the janitor swish the mop in the toilet and wipe the mirror with it.
No more lip prints from then on...
This may be an urban legend.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (457XW)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (743lG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (trdmm)
it's the pre-emptive distrust
and btw, no one will ever trust vaccines again
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (UuD2k)
And all of that money just "disappeared", and no one knows where it went. *cut to Blutarski holding up his palms and looking confused*
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (trdmm)
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They raised about $2 billion and $60 million is left?
I'm not even mad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (HhbkW)
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (xKKnI)
Trudeau is the obvious scapegoat for the rest of the ruling class.
They just haven't yet found the nerve to make the only choice they have left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (trdmm)
Wait, Now the Right Loves Traffic-Blocking Protesters? thedailybeast.com/wait-now-t.
No, Matt, now the Right loves. . . Alinsky!
More specifically, Rule #4.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Well TJM, I think we have to admit that we are trying to ban pedophiles.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 11, 2022 10:01 AM (z5Vrg)
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Monsters we are.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (wZBA0)
It's a coup d'etat by the same pseudo-Marxist movement that brought the US an Insurrection on Jan 6. Make no mistake, they intend to take over & force Totalitarianism on us all. You people need to take the threat seriously. I wish ours had. A military response might stop it. ...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (6FeV1)
**
All projection, all the time. He's right about the threat aspect of how they took over, though. We Christians and conservatives took the "live and let live" approach of ethical Americans seriously, and they used it against us.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (A4cav)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Nailed it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 09:54 AM (6FeV1)
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Heh. TJM and I just made it over the wire ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (743lG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (njfCw)
Buffalo. I drove past the Peace Bridge last night, but the Rainbow and Lewiston/Queenston have got to be similar. L/Q is ALWAYS busy in normal times. A lot of the truckers like to go thru the L/Q cuz you don't have to drive thru a city to cross it.
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (OyyDO)
I am baffled by the table in the background and the top of the mirror. Is that gold ivy/laurel thing made out of wood?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (cupoy)
Good!
Dear elites,
You aren't that special. No one likes you. No one listens to you. You are less important than pond scum. You are as lovable as a bloated tick. You are poisonous weeds. Go fuck yourselves in to a coma.
Regards
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (Vxu+H)
Whatever it takes for those brave angels in blue to make it home safe to their families. Amiright, or amiright.
Posted by: Cause and Effect at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (oUkrT)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:04 AM (ONvIw)
=
And all of that money just "disappeared", and no one knows where it went. *cut to Blutarski holding up his palms and looking confused*
=========
They raised about $2 billion and $60 million is left?
I'm not even mad.
==
*The Cayman Islands....
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:04 AM (V13WU)
The left now: Blocking traffic should be met with fatal force.
Also the left how: You righties are hypocrites if after years of us getting away with blocking traffic you think it is ok to do it now too.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:04 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 09:54 AM (trdmm)
Now if our guys would just do the west coast ports.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at February 11, 2022 10:04 AM (457XW)
HOW DARE THEY ?!
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (V13WU)
Replying to @MargaretAtwood
It's a coup d'etat by the same Christo-Fascist movement that brought the US an Insurrection on Jan 6. Make no mistake, they intend to take over & force Christianity on us all. Your government needs to take the threat seriously. I wish ours had. A military response might stop it. ...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (MFZ8i)
++++
These people are insane.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (DU+/6)
Know that these same people have their hands on every lever of control at every level of authority. These are your rulers.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (sqH0x)
Posted by: red speck at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (A4cav)
100 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Now THAT'S code enforcement, right there.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (3D/fK)
=======================
Canadia already tried a false-flag op. The truckers rooted out a fed, trying to get them to "...storm Parliament Hill." I really wish "they" could try a little creativity and novelty when stomping on the faces of their own people.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (lGrs1)
The left now: Hey wait a minute people, we didn't mean any of that. Also, I have a sensitive neck you know!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (ESjRY)
Replying to @MargaretAtwood
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BTW, Atwood is the Canadian taxpayer-supported author who wrote The Handmaid's Tale.
I wonder what she tweeted that the American bitch replied to??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
It's what separates the Art Threads from the Monkey Threads.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (6FeV1)
The FBI sent a memo to the Capitol Police which all but said the J6 protesters were violent, heavily armed and were going to kill them.
The FBI planted the 2 pipe bombs to emphasize the memo.
That sent the police into a fearful frenzy, inciting them (though not much effort was needed) to kill.
They'll hide that memo behind 10 miles of lies about how it contains national security secrets.
Posted by: Well at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (ptnVq)
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LOL. Christo-Fascist? That's one I hadn't heard before.
If it weren't for projection, these Crypto-Fascists would have no ions at all ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (743lG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 11, 2022 10:00 AM (DU+/6)
It shows you that they do not speak to or even know anyone outside of their insulated bubble of hate and derision.
No one.
Maybe the truckers will take a Martha detour.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:07 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 10:07 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:07 AM (t3/qz)
More specifically, Rule #4.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (URNdm)
Alinsky wrote a remarkable handbook for how those who are out of power can carefully and peacefully take it from those who had power.
He called it "Rules for Radicals" - he was correct. And WE are now the Radicals! We do not want to "conserve" the existing regime, that's what the left wants. We want to overthrow it and replace it with something better.
We are now Radicals. We should think and act like it.
p.s. Washington, Jefferson, Franklin and the rest were all outrageous Radicals of their day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:07 AM (trdmm)
2M Followers) Retweeted
@MorgaineSwann
Replying to @MargaretAtwood
It's a coup d'etat by the same Christo-Fascist movement that brought the US an Insurrection on Jan 6. Make no mistake, they intend to take over & force Christianity on us all. Your government needs to take the threat seriously. I wish ours had. A military response might stop it.
Nope, wrong sugar tits. Got nothing to do with christianity. Its about stopping you commie scumbags in your tracks. As a matter of fact, if god personally forbid me from making you dig your own grave I would say tough tittie, and hand you the shovel anyway. Hows that for christianity?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 10:07 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (PoO4a)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (V13WU)
That stopped being true on November 2, 2008.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe
?
Shouldn't it be 101 comment rule ?
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
Narcissus called and said, "girl, you too into yourself."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (zoX7k)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (q5BCk)
Alternate title: "Vanity and Combs"
...or perhaps "Fox's New Chanel"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe
?
Shouldn't it be 101 comment rule ?
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
First 100 comments have to be on topic. 100 comment rule is correct.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Girl talking to her reflection at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (4I/2K)
That stopped being true on November 2, 2008.
I still chuckle to myself the fate of Cindy Sheehan.
She was an unquestionable saint to the left until the day after Obama assumed office.
Then suddenly she was some crank that should STFU and GTFH
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 10:05 AM (sqH0x)
For a little while more.
but not for long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (FJYfm)
Oh, it's a theocracy alright. Just not our Theos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (Gjs/G)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe
?
Shouldn't it be 101 comment rule ?
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
First 100 comments have to be on topic. 100 comment rule is correct.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (z5Vrg)
Correct. There is no comment #0.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (4I/2K)
Probably not so direct. It is likely couched in "intelligence suggests" they "could be" "previous experience indicates the possibility"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (6FeV1)
I stand corrected.
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe
?
Shouldn't it be 101 comment rule ?
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
First 100 comments have to be on topic. 100 comment rule is correct.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead
Excuuuuuuuuuuse me !
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (VwHCD)
What impresses me is the treatment of the vase...you can actually feel the slick surface of the ceramic. Very well done.
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (DJFLF)
=
And all of that money just "disappeared", and no one knows where it went. *cut to Blutarski holding up his palms and looking confused*
Hey, BLM has been raking in the mega-millions donation for years. It was waaay back in 2016 that they received $100 million from the Ford Foundation. They also got a pledge from the NFL in 2017 to give them over $100 million over 7 years. Fairly certain Hillary and the DNC arranged a huge payoff in 2016 -- they were harassing the Dem candidates, and started in on Hillz, then there was a meeting in DNC followed by. . . BLM on board.
As far as Act Blue, that was a scam to transfer BLM money to Biden's campaign. Act Blue has a policy where if an organization fails to claim donations after a set period of time (90 days, maybe?), Act Blue can then re-assign those funds to another organization who uses Act Blue to fundraise. IIRC, this is how Biden's campaign got a big infusion of money.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (PoO4a)
Do you embroider? I don't but am thinking about taking it up. That might work. I recently started recreating ancient art in crochet. It's very pixelated but it looks great for what I wanted it for. My most recent attempt isn't turning out tho. Too big of a bite at the apple.
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
First 100 comments have to be on topic. 100 comment rule is correct.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 11, 2022 10:09 AM (z5Vrg)
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Wait... so you DON'T carry the one?
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (VJsqe)
What impresses me is the treatment of the vase...you can actually feel the slick surface of the ceramic. Very well done.
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (DJFLF)
Wow. $20 would have been 19 cents back then? Inflation is crazy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
Basically I'm completely apolitical with these people but...it slipped out when they started talking about Sihks/knives.
I got some angry, confused looks, but then one of them decided to google it and after a few minutes opined that, wow...I was right.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (MkuC5)
Christianity doesn't have a 100 million plus murdered in the last 100 years-- but Marxists do.
And, reading the headline, they are all fired up to fire up the ovens again to double that score.
Posted by: Well at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (ptnVq)
Posted by: naturalfake
Still counts as a threesome!
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
There are more than a few instances of co-joined twins that have married.
Okay - so, you are getting busy with your wife and the other twin is looking at you. How freaky is that?
Of course, the twins have shared everything else but still, could they be of two minds about it?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Corona-exile lost in spaces at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (Gjs/G)
they are trying the "truckers children aren't safe" first
a not so subtle threat that they will be taken into child care or such
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 09:31 A
If you find it in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (i9Gy2)
Freud would have a field day with these arrested development muckrackers.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (O6DoG)
Inside the box was a coupon for Diamond brand plastic silverware. Coupon expired on 06-30-1997. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (ONvIw)
=
And all of that money just "disappeared", and no one knows where it went. *cut to Blutarski holding up his palms and looking confused*
**
Remember that black church in South Carolina that the white guy shot up and Obama went and talked about himself for a long time at the funeral?
You're going to want to sit down when I tell you what happened to the millions of dollars that poured in from around the nation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (A4cav)
That's right, no religion at all in your enlightened country. Just uh...free thought and all that.
Posted by: 'Stan going by some other name at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (ESjRY)
Courtney Holland @hollandcourtney
Stop what you're doing and watch this.
Kids at a Las Vegas elementary school burst out into cheers after learning they no longer have to wear a mask to school
https://tinyurl.com/ycxw8nzx
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 09:58 AM (xKKnI)
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Ironically, this makes me terribly sad and brutally angry ... but mostly brutally angry.
Millions of infantilized adults have perpetrated massive child abuse on a near worldwide scale -- and I will NEVER forget or forgive them.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (743lG)
a not so subtle threat that they will be taken into child care or such
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (xKKnI)
The only thing dumber than fucking with a trucker is fucking with his wife.
The only thing dumber than fucking with a trucker's wife is fucking with their kid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: pawn at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (kYVzH)
You're going to want to sit down when I tell you what happened to the millions of dollars that poured in from around the nation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (A4cav)
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The church looks exactly the same now as it did ten years ago. I drive by it weekly.
Weird, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (fWTJL)
Inside the box was a coupon for Diamond brand plastic silverware. Coupon expired on 06-30-1997. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (Hica+)
Time capsule in the flesh.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Christo- Christo-fascists
They're the modern threat to you and me.
From the time of Nazis,
They're a page right out of history.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (FVME7)
*****
By definition, comment #0 is the one immediately before Sponge hollers "FIRST!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (m45I2)
Yup. Think it was pretty obvious that Trump knowingly used Alinsky tactics.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (URNdm)
They live in their own self-constructed hell.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Muad'dib
You are saying it is just a spring clean for the May queen?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:16 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:16 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (A4cav)
Ah, more hinky shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2022 10:16 AM (wZBA0)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (O6DoG)
Down with Big Banksy!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:16 AM (6FeV1)
Christo-Fascism must've been the word that group-tested best to scare the dickens outta all progtards and keep them on the plantation.
Expect to hear that word a lot from here on out.
A bumpersticker thought for the Low IQ supporters of the Left to use as justification.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 11, 2022 10:16 AM (5NkmN)
I'd presume they get the same dopamine/oxytocin rush so...it really is like a threesome.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (743lG)
the kids are delightful if you watch each of them dance their own jig
the teacher sounds excited too (which surprised me)
and it shows the kids hated the masks - no compliance in those little kiddies
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (xKKnI)
He was an absolute idiot to raise the stakes so high; but like all ideological failures, he could not even conceive of the thought that he might lose the bet, so he kept doubling down. Now he is all in, and his political career is finished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (fWTJL)
One hundred one is right out.
Once the number one hundred, being the one hundredth number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Off-Topic Opinion towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall choke on it.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
I didn't even know she was still alive.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Shep! at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)
It's racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, bipocphobic, harrypotterphobic, arachnaphobic, indigenousphobic, hillariaphobic, kamalaphobic, kindereggphobic, .... wait what are we talking about again? doesn't matter, it's all part of the system! it's Systemic!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (fs1hN)
And yet somehow we still don't own that oil.
Maybe next time? Liz get on it!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (ESjRY)
It's never too late for a little brown-nosing.
J/K
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (fWTJL)
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And what about the Morons north of the border in metric-land? Shouldn't their 100 be about 75?
Posted by: 496 at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (VJsqe)
Christo- Christo-fascists
They're the modern threat to you and me.
From the time of Nazis,
They're a page right out of history.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Proprietor of the Outrage Outlet at February 11, 2022 10:15 AM (FVME7)
oh that's good, you're quick!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (OyyDO)
Okay - so, you are getting busy with your wife and the other twin is looking at you. How freaky is that?
Of course, the twins have shared everything else but still, could they be of two minds about it?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (mD/uy)
Her previous boyfriend could go all night. You're kinda lame in the sack, bucko.
Posted by: The conjoined sister, watching amusedly at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (njfCw)
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze; 8h
In 7 months Biden lost Afghanistan, Ukraine and Canada ROFL
Feb 11, 2022 · 6:33 AM UTC
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Ez6QX)
an error that Time will soon correct.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (trdmm)
A total of 80,000 donors
A total of $10 million was donated
There were a total of 573 foreign donators
They donated a total of $33,000
So way less that 1% of the donations came from foreign donors and for a total of way less than 1% of the money.
Another media narrative dies.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
It's never too late for a little brown-nosing.
J/K
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (3D/fK)
Oh sure, it's Kick a Cephalopod Day
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (fWTJL)
but not for long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:10 AM (trdmm)
I truly wish I had your optimism. I certainly welcome it and will live vicariously through your attitude. I know that in the end good wins. I also know that this is not the end.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (sqH0x)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (KanII)
I'd presume they get the same dopamine/oxytocin rush so...it really is like a threesome.
Posted by: 18-1
Wife: "me so horny".
Co-joined twin: "I'm not in the mood. I have a headache..."
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)
'Sup?
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (OyyDO)
Livin' the Dream
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (Vr12I)
SECRET RECORDING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford will announce tomorrow he's 'pulling these passports'
The dramatic about-face from Ford comes as thousands of truckers across Canada have engaged in peaceful protests, including blocking the Ambassador Bridge between Detroit and Windsor.
Doug Ford, the embattled Ontario premier, telephoned supporters on Thursday letting them know that on Friday he will announce that he is abandoning the province's vaccine passport scheme, and that he will provide more details on Monday.
One supporter recorded the call which was provided to Rebel News.
Ford starts his call by saying he had received "about 250 [messages] as of lunch today" asking him to scrap the passport.
"We're pulling these passports. We're going to get back to normal. I can't get you the exact date, but it's going to be very soon. I'll be speaking over the next few days. Friday I'm going to put out a statement. Monday I'll be giving some dates. And we're going to move forward."
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (xKKnI)
Kids at a Las Vegas elementary school burst out into cheers after learning they no longer have to wear a mask to school
https://tinyurl.com/ycxw8nzx
*
The funniest part is how many kids in that classroom are already not wearing one or are wearing it on their chin. Utter foolishness.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (A4cav)
Posted by: ... at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (dscaa)
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)
'Sup?
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (OyyDO)
Livin' the Dream
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (Vr12I)
Which is ambiguous
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (Vr12I)
Yep.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (Xrfse)
=
And all of that money just "disappeared", and no one knows where it went. *cut to Blutarski holding up his palms and looking confused*
David Brock is a master at laundering and siphoning off money. Truly.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eextm
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:20 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (t3/qz)
It's an incredibly rare condition called "Situs Inversus":
https://tinyurl.com/Whoa-aohW
Stumbled on the topic whilst discussing my grand niece's inverted heart and the surgery she underwent on Wednesday to start fixing that.
"Fascinating" *Spock eyebrow /\*
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
Yeah, the Niagara region is gonna be lit...
The Peace Bridge, if it is blockaded, will make travel a nightmare in and around the city of Buffalo.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (BgMrQ)
He was an absolute idiot to raise the stakes so high; but like all ideological failures, he could not even conceive of the thought that he might lose the bet, so he kept doubling down. Now he is all in, and his political career is finished.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (trdmm)
Trudeau celebrated the BLM protests (riots) and even went out to take a knee with them. So in effect, he showed Canada that this was acceptable and how to protest. Now that the protest is against him, he doesn't seem to like the taste of what he dished up.
Here's a hint Trudeau. Best way to eat a shit sandwich is in big bites. So go grab a napkin and bon appetit.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (N39Ws)
The best thing about the Atwood novel is the "appendix," which gives us a group of panelists discussing how the theocracy arose and how it was defeated. In contrast, Heinlein's story is *all* about how the Prophet's regime is defeated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (txdEq)
Conjoined Twin: "Oh, I can't. My sister is using the liver that night."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
Now let's not make the same mistake we made with Biden. We don't need to attribute to dementia what is really just a lifetime of idiocy and evil.
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (mZOHK)
A total of 80,000 donors
A total of $10 million was donated
There were a total of 573 foreign donators
They donated a total of $33,000
So way less that 1% of the donations came from foreign donors and for a total of way less than 1% of the money.
Another media narrative dies.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
nice
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
"Little Man In The Boat Overboard!!!"
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (8gxrg)
Yeah, the Niagara region is gonna be lit...
The Peace Bridge, if it is blockaded, will make travel a nightmare in and around the city of Buffalo.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (BgMrQ)
Granted I don't live near there, but I still fail to see the downside.
This may be the last possible peaceful protest to get the governments (Canada, US, state, local) to straighten up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (N39Ws)
First Head: "Thanks, sis."
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Second head: "that ain't how you suck a dick!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 09:49 AM (ONvIw)
So it is! I wonder when caster wheels for furniture first became commonplace. Something we take for granted now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (FJYfm)
The dementia just makes it more fun to watch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (6FeV1)
The only thing dumber than fucking with a trucker's wife is fucking with their kid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
As the wife of a trucker, A mom of two, and a mayhem loving malcontent....... I rate this as " you're damned right honey!"
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Diddle the Clam at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (fWTJL)
This should be tweeted in every response to her complaining about Christianity.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (ESjRY)
I'm on the truckers' side though, so I'm torn.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (njfCw)
And I hope GFM goes Chapter 13. Screw them
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: artisanal ette
How about right now? Why do you have to plan to stop doing something, unless you don't really plan to stop doing it. Put the date 2 weeks in the future, hope the truckers go away, then extend the date because "emergency".
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (MLw1k)
They want white power! No, just end the mandates.
They want Christian rule! No, just end the mandates.
They want to overthrow the government! No, just end the mandates.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (KbCG3)
They donated a total of $33,000
So way less that 1% of the donations came from foreign donors and for a total of way less than 1% of the money.
Another media narrative dies.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
nice
Posted by: artisanal ette
Define "foreign donors". Americans are technically "foreign" donors.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (Hica+)
@RealCandaceO
Wow this video is really important and every person needs to watch and share it. Black Lives Matter donations go directly to a superpac called "ACT BLUE" that has given hundreds of millions to Democrats running for President.
How is this legal? #BLM is LITERALLY a shell company.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8mpdpm
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 11, 2022 10:18 AM (fs1hN)
Why, this blog is automatic
It's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why, it's greased lightning! (Greased Lightning!)
Posted by: Danny Zuko at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (4I/2K)
They just haven't yet found the nerve to make the only choice they have left.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:02 AM (trdmm)
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As some Moron (sorry, forget who) posited yesterday, the WEF/Great Reset/Build Back Broke/Globalist oligarchs are afraid that should Castreau go, it might trigger a chain reaction / domino effect in other formerly free Western nations over which they now have authoritarian control (Australia, New Zealand, the UK, and maybe even the US if we could only be so
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (743lG)
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze; 8h
In 7 months Biden lost Afghanistan, Ukraine and Canada ROFL
Feb 11, 2022 6:33 AM UTC
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:19 AM (UHVv4)
Look, fat, you are being a wise-guy, we gainedMexico.
_Joe Brandon
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (V13WU)
I have news for you Mike: no matter how many white supremacist terror attacks they stage, it's not going to reduce crime.
Posted by: King Hannukah Shabazz at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (CARG2)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (rz+/y)
The Peace Bridge, if it is blockaded, will make travel a nightmare in and around the city of Buffalo.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (BgMrQ)
Yeah. We almost got caught in it last night.
Posted by: Kris at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (KanII)
NOW. Enough of this #TwoWeeks shit.
You end the mandates NOW. The truckers better not be fooled by this obvious BS.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (njfCw)
I'm on the truckers' side though, so I'm torn.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (njfCw)
Consider what your non-work life will be like if the truckers lose.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (KbCG3)
It's an incredibly rare condition called "Situs Inversus":
https://tinyurl.com/Whoa-aohW
Stumbled on the topic whilst discussing my grand niece's inverted heart and the surgery she underwent on Wednesday to start fixing that.
"Fascinating" *Spock eyebrow /\*
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (8gxrg)
I missed that discussion, I didn't know there were mirror image twins like that. I think mirror image twins with just the external features mirrored are pretty common. I've known some.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (Ez6QX)
I'd say it's a bit more than "technically". Canada is a whole different country and they speak funny.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)
I'm on the truckers' side though, so I'm torn.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
When Canada's major employers and exporters start calling their MPs (doesn't matter party) five times a day demanding a vote of no-confidence in the Commons and Boy Trudeau realizes he and his government might go down, we'll see some motion from Ottawa.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (Ob+7a)
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
Posted by: Maria
Oblig.:
https://youtu.be/ewyu4dIVj-8
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (ONvIw)
Narcissus called and said, "girl, you too into yourself."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (zoX7k)
Maybe her name is Narcissa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (ynpvh)
Conjoined Twin: "Oh, I can't. My sister is using the liver that night."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2022 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Worst luck of the draw. Being a conjoined twin and your twin is gay. And you control below the waist.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (PiwSw)
Look, fat, you are being a wise-guy, we
_Joe Brandon
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (V13WU)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw
Aboot those differences...
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (Ob+7a)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (t3/qz)
Yes. They are trying to stop the truckers, but they want action, not words.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (xKKnI)
Hey, BLM has been raking in the mega-millions donation for years. It was waaay back in 2016 that they received $100 million from the Ford Foundation. They also got a pledge from the NFL in 2017 to give them over $100 million over 7 years. Fairly certain Hillary and the DNC arranged a huge payoff in 2016 -- they were harassing the Dem candidates, and started in on Hillz, then there was a meeting in DNC followed by. . . BLM on board.
As far as Act Blue, that was a scam to transfer BLM money to Biden's campaign. Act Blue has a policy where if an organization fails to claim donations after a set period of time (90 days, maybe?), Act Blue can then re-assign those funds to another organization who uses Act Blue to fundraise. IIRC, this is how Biden's campaign got a big infusion of money.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:11 AM (URNdm)
Shakedowns > Touchdowns
Posted by: Colin K, former NFL player at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (cupoy)
Narcissus called and said, "girl, you too into yourself."
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 11, 2022 10:08 AM (zoX7k)
Maybe her name is Narcissa...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (ynpvh)
OMG I just arrived and was going to say:
Narcissa!
Posted by: m at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (+crKF)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (rz+/y)
Hereditary.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (RoIW/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (HFAZx)
I presume he's got a bunch of Karen minions/clients that are going to try and stop him.
The left is very hierarchical BUT the minions/activists are used to leftwing ratchet, not surrendering or walking back whatever craziness they are pushing.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JackStraw
No, the "foreign donations" lie will live on. Just like every other leftist lie.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: JackStraw
Aboot those differences...
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (Ob+7a)
Could be worse. Could be Scotland.
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (V13WU)
How is this legal? #BLM is LITERALLY a shell company.
**
Did you just come out of a coma?
Black churches have operated this way for decades. Preachers can preach whatever they want, and politicians can visit and politik about very, very specific political topics.
It's fine because Black.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did you wonder about the sciinz behind the D about face? at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (A4cav)
As evidence that optimism is now justified - look around! All of their great plans are failing, everywhere they look they see disaster. They are hanging on to power, having spent decades gaining it, but nothing they are doing is working out for them. And now, they're going YOLO with the crazy stuff (like sex perverts in the Energy Dep't) because even they know that their time in power is about to run out.
Think of a dam breaking - I recently rewatched "a war movie where the big scene at the end is when they blow the dam. They all think it's going to crumble instantly when they set off the explosives, but the Expert sits calmly when nothing happens at first. The team is incredulous, and he just says "You've got to igive these things some time, let nature take its course".
Then cracks appear, then water starts squirting out of them, and inevitably, the entire structure collapses.
That's where we are now, the dam is already crumbling.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: CN at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (ONvIw)
Good!
Dear elites,
You aren't that special. No one likes you. No one listens to you. You are less important than pond scum. You are as lovable as a bloated tick. You are poisonous weeds. Go fuck yourselves in to a coma.
Regards
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 11, 2022 10:03 AM (Vxu+H)
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Heh. MOAR Mayhem, please!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (743lG)
_Joe Brandon
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (V13WU)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge - China
Not there yet, but we're on the road.
In California the Asians have the money, the Hispanics have the money, blacks demand legacy privilege but no one takes them seriously, whites are on the sidelines looking in.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (Ob+7a)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (rz+/y)
Sounds like he has a dick in his mouth?
Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (N39Ws)
You have to be a bi-sectual
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (wZBA0)
I've seen many, uh, documentaries, on the internet going into explicit detail as to how common and normal this is.
Posted by: Obligatory at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (ESjRY)
Yes, it is due to illness -- has the same thing as NPR's Diane Rehm.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (URNdm)
He's transitioning to Katherine Hepburn.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (ZLI7S)
Right now, customs entries are only good at the port for which they have been filed. When a bridge shuts down and all the drivers head for another bridge, every last customs entry has to be revised or replaced.
We've had the technology to do a universal port code for many years and they've been talking about it forever.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (6FeV1)
Er-ah to what weird voice are you referring?
Posted by: Diamond Joe Quimby at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (PiwSw)
correction: the Hispanics have the *numbers*.
Posted by: JEM at February 11, 2022 10:28 AM (Ob+7a)
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (MLw1k)
He's the painter you need to paint the ladies. A lot of the paintings you see around here have women that should be named Olaf.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 10:29 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2022 10:24 AM (MLw1k)
Aguste is my brother from another mother!
Posted by: Peter North at February 11, 2022 10:29 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:29 AM (t3/qz)
https://tinyurl.com/3m3kmmzu
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:29 AM (DJFLF)
This should be tweeted in every response to her complaining about Christianity.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:23 AM (ESjRY)
Atwood
boho bourgeios bimbo
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 11, 2022 10:29 AM (mZOHK)
Posted by: m at February 11, 2022 10:29 AM (+crKF)
He's transitioning to Katherine Hepburn.
Posted by: JackStraw
He needs to spend three hours a day practicing before he tries to use it.
Posted by: Elizabeth Holmes, Federal Prisoner 5323234 at February 11, 2022 10:30 AM (Ob+7a)
Inflation had biggest spike since 1982.
NBC's Lester Holt: "Back in July you said inflation was going to be temporary... A lot of Americans are wondering what your definition is temporary is."
President Biden: "You're being a wise guy."
https://nitter.net/SteveGuest/status/
1491962164424417282#m
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:30 AM (UHVv4)
He reportedly has a condition called spasmodic dysphonia, a neurological condition that the U.S. National Institutes of Health say affects muscles in the larynx, also known as the voice box.
"When we speak, air from the lungs is pushed between two elastic structures -- called vocal folds or vocal cords -- with sufficient pressure to cause them to vibrate, producing voice," the organization says. "In spasmodic dysphonia, the muscles inside the vocal folds experience sudden involuntary movements -- called spasms -- which interfere with the ability of the folds to vibrate and produce voice." Sometimes those spasms occur on every other word.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (xKKnI)
This may be the last possible peaceful protest to get the governments (Canada, US, state, local) to straighten up.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:22 AM (N39Ws)
No downside at all. Just making an observation.
Traffic flow around the region is very easy for a "big city" environment. It will be interesting to listen to / read all the kvetching that will come from being "inconvenienced".
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:27 AM (V13WU)
Ouch. Wha'd I ever do to you?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
The left now: Hey wait a minute people, we didn't mean any of that. Also, I have a sensitive neck you know!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:06 AM (ESjRY)
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"Honkers of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your lanes!"
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (743lG)
Christianity has been around for a long time, and the dominant religion/culture in many many countries.
And it never implemented something like Iran - even in the rare Christian theocracies like the Papal States or the Teutonic Knights.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:25 AM (2JVJo)
"That Ho Over There"
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (DJFLF)
You wanna fight about it? I got a chain in the back of my limo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (t3/qz)
Asked if the Army investigative report on problems with the Afghanistan evacuation rings true, Biden tells NBC, "No. No. That's not what I was told." Asked if he rejects the findings, based on sworn testimony from multiple commanders, Biden says, "Yes, I am. I'm rejecting them."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:32 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:32 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:32 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:33 AM (HFAZx)
You wanna fight about it? I got a chain in the back of my limo.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:31 AM (t3/qz)
Yeah, rethink that, maybe; the other guy controls all of the armed forces of the US.
Posted by: m at February 11, 2022 10:33 AM (+crKF)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:33 AM (UHVv4)
The Maple Revolution
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It is reminiscent about the old joke about the most important organ in the body.
What angers the Canadian urban bureaucracy more than anything else is that their actions have been exposed, and it's a bunch of rural bimblebums that are constraining their statist (fascist?) actions.
Posted by: Elizabeth Holmes, Federal Prisoner 5323234 at February 11, 2022 10:33 AM (Ob+7a)
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (xKKnI)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. OK. Admit it guys. When you were calling that first girlfriend, you always checked the mirror before dialing.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: naturalfake, Thought Leader for Crisco-Fascism at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (5NkmN)
Asked if the Army investigative report on problems with the Afghanistan evacuation rings true, Biden tells NBC, "No. No. That's not what I was told." Asked if he rejects the findings, based on sworn testimony from multiple commanders, Biden says, "Yes, I am. I'm rejecting them."
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:32 AM (UHVv4)
It was worse than that. Lester Holt asked "A or B?" and Biden rejected them.
Posted by: m at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (+crKF)
==
Look, fat, I was there, in the thick of battle, those commanders are just being a bunch of wise-guys.
-Joe Brandon
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (V13WU)
A former pimp and drug dealer sexually abused women?
I'm shocked, shocked to hear that.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (wZBA0)
Temporary, like COVID restrictions, rent control in New York, the National Emergency declared on September 14, 2001 that still remains in effect, like affirmative action. . .
Posted by: Diddle the Clam at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (ESjRY)
Video on the top of this page:
https://tinyurl.com/tc83avz9
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (trdmm)
I'm shocked, shocked to hear that.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
Didn't he do a commercial with Martha Stewart? Or was that a nightmare I had?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (V13WU)
Two Democrat senators on the Senate Intelligence Committee have discovered that the CIA is running a secret program to collect the private data of all Americans.
Sens. Ron Wyden of Oregon and Martin Heinrich of New Mexico went public with the revelations on Thursday. They noted that the CIA has hidden the existence of this program from Congress and the public.
The two lawmakers sent a letter last year in April 2021 to high-ranking deep state spooks demanding the release of more details about the program.
bigleaguepolitics
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: andycanuck
They drove here from India ?
Posted by: JT at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (HFAZx)
That's the point where the Karens and Todds of the world realize they've totally fucked everything up and it's now affecting them.
Then the fun really starts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (BFigT)
Didn't he do a commercial with Martha Stewart? Or was that a nightmare I had?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (PiwSw)
He's been catering to his white side for quite awhile now. He's so influential, Ice-T is now whitening too.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxw8nzx
Posted by: artisanal ette
Awesome and so sad at the same time. These poor kids have been muzzled since they were three years old.
Put me in the Vengeance column, squarely.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes
Yes. Commercials. Print ads.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (Hica+)
So, you're an insurrectionist. You are going against the men and women of the military, like Trump did with LTC Vindman?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:37 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Sponge
Ice-T is cold calling.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:37 AM (Hica+)
I am still scared by those moments.
Posted by: Col Bearclaw drowning his sorrow in a box of bearclaws at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:37 AM (fWTJL)
But Trump clogged toilets, yo!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
If I thought masks accomplished anything I'd sigh. As it is, I laugh.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (HFAZx)
The "luxury tax"?
Posted by: BignJames at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (AwYPR)
Ice-T is cold calling.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:37 AM (Hica+)
And speed walking.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at February 11, 2022 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
Early onset Alzheimers. Hit her about the time of puberty. Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (HFAZx)
1898 - 2006. Temporary.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck
Some have complained Holt didn't push him hard enough.
I would argue Holt gave him enough rope to hang himself, and he at least mounted the scaffold and put the noose on his neck under his own power. You expected Doctah Jill to come lead him away. It'd have been great to have a camera on Biden's minions on the sidelines.
This wasn't a preprogrammed Google Robotics response. This was just a clear statement that Biden either wasn't listening or comprehended what he was being told through a filter of dementia.
Posted by: JEM` at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (Ob+7a)
And the fact that GiveSendGo says it will ignore Ontario's court order to freeze Freedom Convoy funds says it all.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (xKKnI)
He's really losing it. No true lawyer-politician answers questions unequivocally.
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (1vynn)
https://youtu.be/bpHYhVqT3ks
Posted by: Black Orchid at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (PiwSw)
Pffft...
He has a couple of business ventures with her, media shite of some sort...
They're good friends.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:39 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:39 AM (HFAZx)
If I thought masks accomplished anything I'd sigh. As it is, I laugh.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 11, 2022 10:38 AM (T7iTv)
Look at them and say "congratulations on spreading the disease, dipshit."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
But . . . would you be the man you are today if you somehow avoided her then?
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 10:39 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (HFAZx)
1898 - 2006. Temporary.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Income tax - Civil War, right?
Withholding - WWII, right?
Posted by: JEM` at February 11, 2022 10:39 AM (Ob+7a)
https://tinyurl.com/2yc9y6bs
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:37 AM (Hica+)
I HATE those commercials.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Moron Art Critic at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (HFAZx)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (UHVv4)
I HATE those commercials.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (Ez6QX)
WELCOME, to the DARK side.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Video on the top of this page:
https://tinyurl.com/tc83avz9
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (trdmm)
Damn, she can sing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (HFAZx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:13 AM (t3/qz)
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Absolutely. And it better take me at least 10 minutes to read through it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (743lG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (5P6Lv)
That's the point where the Karens and Todds of the world realize they've totally fucked everything up and it's now affecting them.
Then the fun really starts.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (BFigT)
And the area of Buffalo that will be "inconvenienced" is dark, dark Blue.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...(deepbreath) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant
Next thing you will tell me is that the Pope, while appreciating a Western sunset, baptizes the nearest ursine and steps behind the nearest redwood to eliminate
Posted by: JEM` at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (Ob+7a)
Posted by: Col Bearclaw drowning his sorrow in a box of bearclaws
__________________________________
There, there, Fatso. VoteVets has a cublicle for you stocked with bearclaws and milkshakes.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (fWTJL)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (t3/qz)
Shanty Irish, glommed on to political grift.
Posted by: kraken at February 11, 2022 10:42 AM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (5P6Lv)
Gain is on The List, because Proctor & Gamble.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:42 AM (Ez6QX)
Absolutely. And it better take me at least 10 minutes to read through it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (743lG)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This. So much this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:42 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (O6DoG)
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I know I'm lagging -- don't know how the rest of you keep up ... but this has my vote for relatively early threadwinner.
Well played, J. Frank!
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:42 AM (743lG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at February 11, 2022 10:43 AM (HFAZx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)
A Brazilian with a HUGE ASS.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions
Think Pacifico and Modelo owned by the same outfit.
We buy our laundry detergent at Costco.
Posted by: JEM` at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (Ob+7a)
Conjoined twins typically are joined at one of three body sites: the head, the chest (thorax) or the pelvis, referred to as craniopagus, thoracopagus and pygopagus, respectively.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
I miss Shorty...
He was a large part of that show.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)
Oh yes. And there are some charming photos out there of them at red carpet appearances with him pulling up her dress so the photographers can get a good look at her ass. What a gentleman.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (Ez6QX)
https://tinyurl.com/2yc9y6bs
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (DJFLF)
Castreau - you can't end a pandemic with blockades, you need to end it with science.
He wouldn't know science if it wore blackface while rogering him in the ass.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Snoop has turned into the black Jimmy Buffett.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:14 AM (Hica+)
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Heh. Wifey and I chuckle at dry/canned foods, medications, etc. in our cupboards whose expiration dates were before we escaped from Califzuela 9 years ago in 2013 ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (743lG)
NBC: "Damning new report" blames the Biden administration for the "chaotic and deadly" Afghanistan withdrawal which left 13 US soldiers dead.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ctdnx
I'm not yet seeing Impeach Impeach Impeach anywhere.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:44 AM (Ez6QX)
Wait....that's WRONG?!? Why didn't someone tell me this earlier?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61
Gentleman? And somehow I expect she's on board for the ride, she figures if the two of them part she'll get her next meal ticket from that media.
Posted by: JEM` at February 11, 2022 10:46 AM (Ob+7a)
>>Isn't Ice-T's wife some plasticized injection-molded bimbo thot?
Yes, and she publicly cuckolded him in spectacular fashion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2022 10:46 AM (MSXts)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 10:40 AM (VwHCD)
You may recall that in Blazing Saddles, she does a hilarious parody of an old Marlene Dietrich song. (many blazing saddles fans don't realize that's what it is) My wife, who is good at it, was always impressed at how Kahn does *everything* wrong in that song; breathes at the worst possible times, mangles all the phrasing. You have to actually be very good to know how to intentionally do something that badly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:46 AM (trdmm)
She studied with a professional voice teacher. She sang in productions of Candide and La Boheme.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:47 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: runner at February 11, 2022 10:47 AM (V13WU)
(Bloomberg) -- The percentage of the world's population living under some sort of democracy tumbled last year to 45.7% from 49.4% a year earlier according to the Economist Intelligence Unit's Democracy Index 2021. Of the 167 territories surveyed, just 21 were deemed to be full democracies, representing 6.4% of the world's population, while 53 fell into the "flawed democracies" category. Topping the list were Norway, New Zealand and Finland, while the U.K. ranked 18th. The U.S., which was given a flawed democracy classification, fell one spot to number 26. Afghanistan and Myanmar took the bottom two spots, just below North Korea.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (xKKnI)
Posted by: Muldoon
You gave us three words that rhyme. You know what we're waiting for...
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (AytXr)
Posted by: artisanal ette
Multiple low level staff... working with the best info at the time... mistakes by so many, not able to hold a single one responsible... hard drives crashed... backup software not configured... have I provided enough excuses?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (t3/qz)
>>I'm not yet seeing Impeach Impeach Impeach anywhere.
And The Meat Puppet pulled a move only democrats can get away with, he said he "rejected" the conclusions in the report and you better not ask me any questions about it, slick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (MSXts)
Absolutely. And it better take me at least 10 minutes to read through it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:41 AM (743lG)
And I would amend this with impeaching Biden at least 3 different times. Just because. Maybe throw one at Kameltoe for good measure.
Knowing Bitch McConnell, there won't be a conviction but just do it out of pure spite.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:47 AM (2JVJo)
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And she's dead and Nancy Pelosi is still walking around...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (W/MyG)
The simple fact is that everything regarding the Capitol Police and FBI actions on J6, including the people they killed, is that it is a political whitewash. Expecting any different outcome is foolish.
Justice is possible, and a pray that it will come. But it will not come through any investigation performed by any organization currently in Washington.
First must come a political upheaval to wrest power away from them, then a Truth Commission will be required.
This is all no different than the corruption of the police state that you see in Venezuela or during Saddam's reign.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: blaster at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (b/7jm)
Snoop has turned into the black Jimmy Buffett.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (2JVJo)
And he moves like he's 92 years old.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:46 AM (trdmm)
...or, you can be Joe Biden.
But your point is a good one.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 11, 2022 10:35 AM (wZBA0)
If you're not teamster you're a scab, or so they told me.
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (MLw1k)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Your wife would lay you out if you tried anything like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 11, 2022 10:17 AM (fWTJL)
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Properly correlated, we may end up with a 1000-comment rule then by next year ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Cure for ClownWorld Turned Out to be Honking at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (743lG)
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Why would you impeach? Biden is the best Dem Killer We've Ever Seen.
Posted by: Puddin Head at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (MbgKo)
Snoop has turned into the black Jimmy Buffett.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 10:45 AM (2JVJo)
Nobody likes Jimmy Buffett, except frat boys, and alcoholic chicks from the South
Posted by: Eric Cartman at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Nicole Austin. Look her up on IMDb. Who does squats in yoga pants and clear lucite stripper heels? That THOT.
AND, Ice-T is suffering from Michael Jackson syndrome. He's been getting lighter and lighter over the seasons in Law & Order SVU.
Props though, he was a US Army Ranger '79 - '81.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (Hica+)
(Bloomberg) -- The percentage of the world's population living under some sort of democracy tumbled last year to 45.7% from 49.4% a year earlier according to the Economist Intelligence Unit's Democracy Index 2021. Of the 167 territories surveyed, just 21 were deemed to be full democracies, representing 6.4% of the world's population, while 53 fell into the "flawed democracies" category. Topping the list were Norway, New Zealand and Finland, while the U.K. ranked 18th. The U.S., which was given a flawed democracy classification, fell one spot to number 26. Afghanistan and Myanmar took the bottom two spots, just below North Korea.
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (xKKnI)
Two wolves and a lamb voting on what's to be served for dinner.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (sqH0x)
Posted by: t-bird at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (AytXr)
Speaking of, the family was driving to dinner and the sky was red. My mom said, "red sky at night, the weather will be nice tomorrow." I said, "what the hell, that doesn't rhyme."
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (Ez6QX)
You are right - she was crazy talented. Just a pure entertainer.
Posted by: Cause and Effect at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (L6lkG)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2022 10:48 AM (MSXts)
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (W/MyG)
Posted by: t-bird
IKEA limerick. You have the parts.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (4fSQf)
Your wife would lay you out if you tried anything like that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (Ez6QX)
That explains a lot.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
...
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (Hica+)
Kinda like an IRA account.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (BgMrQ)
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Doocy to Psaki (probably not, but...)
The president says he rejects the sworn testimony of military commanders on the Afghan withdrawal. Will these commanders be punished for contradicting what the president remembers? If not, why not?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 11, 2022 10:52 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (W/MyG)
When Mozart was my age .... well he'd been dead a long long time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:52 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamiilion at February 11, 2022 10:52 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Augustine at February 11, 2022 10:52 AM (BDZWU)
15 year old Texan and 17 year old Illinois kid both drop dead during basketball games. Both boys apparently healthy athletes by all reports prior to incidents.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8zpynn
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (q2J/i)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
*FistBump*
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Nicole Austin. Look her up on IMDb. Who does squats in yoga pants and clear lucite stripper heels? That THOT.
AND, Ice-T is suffering from Michael Jackson syndrome. He's been getting lighter and lighter over the seasons in Law & Order SVU.
Props though, he was a US Army Ranger '79 - '81.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 10:49 AM (Hica+)
Oh you don't like hot women in yoga outfits? Well, I got news for ya ...
Posted by: Ice-T at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (sqH0x)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (W/MyG)
My god, Joe Bitem pulled a Kobayashi Maru on us...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (BgMrQ)
Anyone else hearing this?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (4fSQf)
Rebel news has a copy of a phone call he made yesterday telling supporters he was going to do it today or Monday. It was leaked to them by someone on the call.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Augustine at February 11, 2022 10:52 AM (BDZWU)
In 2 years, you'll be canceled for that unbelievably racist thing you said, that everyone was saying then.
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:54 AM (FJYfm)
did they succumb to the Safe and Effective disease?
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 10:54 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:55 AM (t3/qz)
Anyone else hearing this?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (4fSQf)
Rebel news has a copy of a phone call he made yesterday telling supporters he was going to do it today or Monday. It was leaked to them by someone on the call.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm
I was wondering because just last night big boy pants Trudeau said he was going to get tough or something.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2022 10:55 AM (4fSQf)
Still can't believe us white boys memorized his poseur crap. Very meta, really, when you think about it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:55 AM (t3/qz)
The weird thing is, I think the conclusion of that report is right, but not for the reasons they ranked us where they did.
Posted by: Wally at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: t-bird
IKEA limerick. You have the parts.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (OssQ4)
Must. Use. Cam-Loks.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Augustine at February 11, 2022 10:52 AM (BDZWU)
I present The Shizzolator:
Noooooo, it's been taken down...
Basically, you could input any text, and have it turned into Snoop talk. It was funny in it's day.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (BgMrQ)
You are right - she was crazy talented. Just a pure entertainer.
Posted by: Cause and Effect at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (oUkrT)
She was great in everything. "What are you wearing". Sad we lost her.
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (MLw1k)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (BgMrQ)
I've been sitting here quietly minding my own business, but I can't let this slide. There is no universe in which pretend president pudding head can be compared to Captain James T. Kirk.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (lVlF/)
>>Still can't believe us white boys memorized his poseur crap.
Well, he also had a metal band called body count that put out a couple of good songs.
I kinda of liked all of the Rap/Metal mashups of the 90's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (MSXts)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2022 10:55 AM (4fSQf)
Trudeau is still talking tough - but a whole lot of people in his party are reading the room and realizing that this is killing them. Ford being one of them.
It's inevitable now; they've got to dump Trudeau to save themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:58 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (lVlF/)
It's evil universe Kirk...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:58 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:58 AM (t3/qz)
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Some random European country that's painfully white, probably.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing with Mel Brooks at February 11, 2022 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at February 11, 2022 10:51 AM (W/MyG)
My god, Joe Bitem pulled a Kobayashi Maru on us...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (BgMrQ)
The phrase originates with one of the two leftist dipshits that ran the mythbusters show. He's a nasty sort that time and society would do well to completely forget.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 11, 2022 10:59 AM (sqH0x)
No, he was fairly smart. Is there a canonical dumb Star Trek Universe?
Posted by: Col Bearclaw drowning his sorrow in a box of bearclaws at February 11, 2022 10:59 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (MSXts)
Run DMC and Aerosmith. Fat Boys and Beach Boys.
When music was fun and music videos were entertaining.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:59 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 11, 2022 10:59 AM (t3/qz)
It's inevitable now; they've got to dump Trudeau to save themselves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (trdmm)
From your lips to God's ear. May all eyes turn to Biden after that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 11, 2022 11:00 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 11:00 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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But . . . would you be the man you are today if you somehow avoided her then?
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022
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I meant, don't marry her. A littel dalliance would have been fine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (OmE1Y)
No, he was fairly smart. Is there a canonical dumb Star Trek Universe?
Posted by: Col Bearclaw drowning his sorrow in a box of bearclaws at February 11, 2022 10:59 AM (ESjRY)
Well, we disagree with you're premise...
Posted by: Union of Theoretical Physicists at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 11:00 AM (trdmm)
Jill Biden me.
Posted by: Horta at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (4I/2K)
https://youtu.be/sjnWB7KazwQ
Can't wait to hear him rip into the LotR Abortion that Amazon is about to spew over us.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (8gxrg)
I can't imagine they're going to allow a third weekend of the Freedom Convoy Ottawa Block Party to happen.
One thing I'm convinced of though, whatever they do to end it will be a major catastrophe.
Posted by: kallisto at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (DJFLF)
Getting hotter.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 11, 2022 11:02 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 11, 2022 10:55 AM (4fSQf)I
He'd sell it better if he took his right had off his hip and quit flapping his left hand while talking.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2022 11:02 AM (axyOa)
Still can't believe us white boys memorized his poseur crap. Very meta, really, when you think about it.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 11, 2022 10:56 AM (OssQ4)
Not this white boy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 11:02 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cornpop at February 11, 2022 11:02 AM (fWTJL)
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No, he was fairly smart. Is there a canonical dumb Star Trek Universe?
Posted by: Col Bearclaw drowning his sorrow in a box of bearclaws at February 11, 2022
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The Pakleds from ST: TNG. "We are smart!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 11, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 11, 2022 11:03 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm)
Sure sounds like the shitweasel is shitweaseling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2022 11:03 AM (P3gRi)
Anyone else hearing this?
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No, asshole Ford is on-air right now declaring a state of emergency and shitting on the truckers applying to 400-series highways, airports and railways with up to $100,000 fines and up to a year in jail.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 11, 2022 11:04 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: 18-1
There are a lot of Sikh long hauk truckers in North America.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:05 AM (8gxrg)
You are right - she was crazy talented. Just a pure entertainer.
Posted by: Cause and Effect
She was great in everything. "What are you wearing". Sad we lost her.
Posted by: Javems
People say movies like Blazing Saddles couldn't be made today and they're right. Mainly, because most of the actors are dead. :-(
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 11:05 AM (Hica+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (MSXts)
Run DMC and Aerosmith. Fat Boys and Beach Boys.
When music was fun and music videos were entertaining.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 10:59 AM (4I/2K)
Odin is not amused. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 11:06 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
And she killed her part.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 11, 2022 11:07 AM (Hica+)
https://youtu.be/sjnWB7KazwQ
Can't wait to hear him rip into the LotR Abortion that Amazon is about to spew over us.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:01 AM (8gxrg)
I really wanted to like the Book of Boba Fett, but I must agree with Critical Drinker. I don't like it. I'm happy for Temeura Morrison (sp?), however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 11, 2022 11:07 AM (OmE1Y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 11, 2022 10:57 AM (trdmm)
Earlier today I was trying to think about this from Trudeau's point of view. He must know that if he caves history will record, and not entirely correctly, that he could not stand up to a bunch of truck horns. I think you are right, he either has to be dumped or somehow he has to be allowed a way out while saving face.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 11, 2022 11:08 AM (lVlF/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 11, 2022 11:02 AM (txdEq)
"we look for things to make us go"
"this is my friend, his name is reginod"
"We are strong"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 11:08 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 11, 2022 11:06 AM (VwHCD)
Apologies, Norse Lord. Hammer on!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 11, 2022 11:09 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JEM
Nice
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:25 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Yep.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:29 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
The little details you enliven this place with daily are very much appreciated.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:32 AM (8gxrg)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
The little details you enliven this place with daily are very much appreciated.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 11, 2022 11:32 AM (8gxrg)
Seconded.
Posted by: m at February 11, 2022 12:00 PM (+crKF)
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