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Vampire Weekend Cafe

cutebatsnuggles.jpg

Brand differentiation.

This is some classic textbook prancing.

Me in ten minutes.

If you missed it: Chicken charge.

Dogs have a playdate and one is a total spasmoid who probably won't get invited back. Dude try to act a little more cool.

This gazelle is flipping out.

Dog infiltrator.

Synchronized Stick Gymnastics.

Self-shipping cat.

Goat gonna goat, donkey's a good sport about it.

Windblown pup.

Best friends.

Baby goat tries to get a chicken to play headbutting games with him. The chicken does know how to peck, so it's a partial success.

Groomin' the chinchilla, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Rubbin' the koala, if you catch my meaning.

Steve Inman: Bulldog is bully.

So this must be what happened to Harry Reid. Just kidding, Harry Reid was beaten up by his gay hooker's pimp. That is the Settled Science.

I linked this on Wednesday, I think, but worth the link again.


Vampire suit:

This dog is apparently a vampire, reacting to garlic:

Posted by: Ace at 07:13 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: 496 at February 04, 2022 07:13 PM (U1eOr)

2 What fortuitous timing.

Posted by: 496 at February 04, 2022 07:13 PM (U1eOr)

3 I shall nood the others

Posted by: 496 at February 04, 2022 07:14 PM (U1eOr)

4 LOL husky

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 07:14 PM (lCui1)

5 Puppy bat.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at February 04, 2022 07:14 PM (wAnMi)

6 nope.

Posted by: runner at February 04, 2022 07:17 PM (V13WU)

7 Willowed...

416 On a funnier note:

Son has learned the wisdom of proofreading before hitting send.

Apparently he was feeling nostalgic and sent a text to Mrs IMG say he was thinking of "corn bread and milf." Of course, he meant "milk" and his autocucumber let it through. We had about 30 minutes of fun with him over that. Heh.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:17 PM (8C7+r)

8 My favorite euphemism for whacking it:
Badgering the witness. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 04, 2022 07:18 PM (r2qm/)

9 Truckers should stop delivering supplies to GFM headquarters.

Posted by: I Mean at February 04, 2022 07:19 PM (XpMSh)

10
remember the scene in AIRPLANE when MRS BEAVER spoke JIVE?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:19 PM (lDvMn)

11 Where are the jive turkeys?!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at February 04, 2022 07:19 PM (QYPq3)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 07:20 PM (arJlL)

13 That husky video is funny as hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

14 awww, what a cute puppy in that top photo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 04, 2022 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

15 I'm severely disappointed that ace didn't decide to save this one til monday and instead went with a cafe full of turkey links.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2022 07:21 PM (vMCab)

16 Cat getting to snuggle down with its toy and go to sleep is a cute video. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 07:21 PM (d37DA)

17 MAPs belong against the wall.

Is there a link about the GoFundMe thing?

UNBREADED!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:21 PM (ufFY8)

18 The wing suit vid is amazing.

Posted by: Bosk at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (x6uUk)

19 That Chinaman was simply getting that panda to nod off before cooking and eating it.

Are pandas good eating?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

20 Durians be nasty. I saw them on Star Trek. No one could stand being around them,

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (RoIW/)

21 Huskies are silly dogs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (S1Ngt)

22 and sent a text to Mrs IMG say he was thinking of "corn bread and milf."
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

Who among us has not pondered those very things?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (mD/uy)

23 Bad Bulldog

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 04, 2022 07:23 PM (2JoB8)

24 I like my cornbread like I like my MILFs. Fried.

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 07:24 PM (vrz2I)

25 Chicken Charge is hilarious. Little do they know he's leading them to KFC processing.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

26 20 Durians be nasty. I saw them on Star Trek. No one could stand being around them,
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (RoIW



But cooking them does provide the biggest heart boost in Breath Of The Wild.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2022 07:24 PM (vMCab)

27 Durians be nasty. I saw them on Star Trek. No one could stand being around them,
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (RoIW/)

The blue people with the antennas?

/S

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:24 PM (ufFY8)

28 Catching up on the last posts - I love the Breaking Dawn pitch meeting. It's the movie that finally broke Producer Guy. "No, I don't like that" and "What are we doing here, man?" Cracks me up.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 04, 2022 07:25 PM (8548M)

29 ace, jive turkeys are a name for black people like porch monkeys. I tried bringing back the latter in Clerks 2 and was called a racist cracker (true), kindly suggesting you do the same with jive turkeys.
Or not bc lol.

Posted by: jayson mewes at February 04, 2022 07:25 PM (VYxP2)

30 ..Are pandas good eating? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

Panda Express is opening new restaurant locations all over the place, so I'd guess the answer is "yes"?

I'd be fun to run a false ad proclaiming that they're actually offering "Panda" on the menu.

Wine-mom riots would be Pandamaneum!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (QzJWU)

31 Go Fund Me has seized the Truckers' $9-miilion based on the lie that they're being / have been violent.

If you don't request your refund using this form, GFM will give it to a "charity" of their own choice. I'm guessing BLM or the Trudeau Foundation.

https://tinyurl.com/2vd6uw8s

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

32
What's with queers and bicycle shops and ice cream shops?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (lDvMn)

33 The Twitter videos are working on my phone

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (2JoB8)

34 I think Cloginstien faded after her hero Chocolate Jesus left office. She is now wondering in the nether land looking for her hero. But, Brattleboro is a F**ked up place and people are like Cloginstien in that community located in the Peoples Republic of Vermont. I have been there and the memory is a bad dream.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 04, 2022 07:26 PM (GDgvI)

35 tried bringing back the latter in Clerks 2

THAT was a hilarious scene, and movie

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:27 PM (ufFY8)

36 I apologize, but my comment regarding Paul Harvey's "So God Made a Farmer" was willowed.

This should be required listening by all Americans. At least annually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDaPEaDJ7E

Posted by: 496 at February 04, 2022 07:27 PM (U1eOr)

37
Viva Frei is showing all the Not Boarded Up windows in downtown Ottawa.

None of those shop owners are afraid of looters during this "occupation" of this "toxic" "racist" "cult." Weird.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:28 PM (lDvMn)

38 That gazelle is amazing. Pure speed.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

39 A strong week, Ace. Have a great weekend!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2022 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

40 Durian Durian not hungry like the wolf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2022 07:30 PM (63Dwl)

41
ace, jive turkeys are a name for black people like porch monkeys.
Posted by: jayson mewes


Not sure "jive turkey" is solely directed at black people. Mostly it's directed at honkies.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:30 PM (lDvMn)

42 Does anyone one else wish they would dynomite JJ Walker?

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 07:30 PM (vrz2I)

43 Viva Frei has a 10 minute video posted yesterday about GFM and their terms and conditions, which are vague and arbitrary for GFM to do as they please.

He is livestreaming from Ottawa now. Flaming about how stupid the CA. Gubmint looks.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

44 I understand that there are people that don't like cats. But geez, kittens are so cute. Just leave them be if you don't like them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 07:31 PM (5HBd1)

45 Guys, I just watched the most transcendently stoopid movie! I HAD to see it --as the Detroit News review put it: "Moonfall: A Movie So Bad It Ruins the Moon".

https://tinyurl.com/2p9bjf6m

It had the trademark Roland Emmerich reality-defying physics, cartoonish CGI disaster porn, and thuddingly bad dialog, PLUS lots of Chinese money and Celestial characters shoehorned in.

Halle Berry wrinkled her brow a lot, like she was asking "How the hell did I end up here? -- oh yeah, the money, the money!". Patrick Wilson and John Bradley acquitted themselves well, all things considered.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 04, 2022 07:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

46 Just finished binge watching Feria on netflix. Spanish supernatural drama about a cult. Pretty good I thought.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 07:31 PM (lCui1)

47 Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean
Downtown Toronto is now being locked down by farmers. The workers of the world are uniting - just not in the way the globalists hoped.

https://tinyurl.com/2fj7fek5

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:31 PM (UHVv4)

48 That gazelle is amazing. Pure speed.
Posted by: wth

Love speed!

Posted by: fried milves at February 04, 2022 07:32 PM (VYxP2)

49 durian fruit must smell like ass

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

50
Yeah, nobody reads all the fine print when using gofuckme.

Stop Using gofuckme.

They are your mortal enemies.

I don't what the cause, what the charity. Don't use them.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:32 PM (lDvMn)

51 So you're a husky just kicking back and lying around, scratching where it itches, and everything is chill. Then some jive turkey shoves a durian fruit under your snout. Not cool, man.

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 07:32 PM (786Ro)

52 Just watched Cocaine Cowboys on Roku.

Damn, Miami in the 70s and 80s...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:34 PM (ufFY8)

53 TRIVIA:
"Cornbread & Milf" was one of the lesser known Stephen J. Cannell buddy detective shows from the 80s.

Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 07:34 PM (786Ro)

54 The meme...

Socialists upset workers are uniting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 07:35 PM (BFigT)

55 I think the late comedian Redd Foxx originated "jive turkey".
But, I wasn't there...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 04, 2022 07:35 PM (jTmQV)

56 re: Cornbread. I told him "You and me, we gotta talk." I thought he'd mis-sent it. He's dating a divorced woman with 2 kids. Mrs IMG said, "Nope!"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:35 PM (8C7+r)

57 >>> jive turkeys are a name for black people like porch monkeys. I tried bringing back the latter in Clerks 2 and was called a racist cracker (true), kindly suggesting you do the same with jive turkeys.
Or not bc lol.
Posted by: jayson mewes at February 04, 2


LOL no. It was a term used throughout the 70s on black comedies. A simple search would get you that much.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 07:35 PM (l6b3d)

58 I understand that there are people that don't like cats. But geez, kittens are so cute. Just leave them be if you don't like them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

There are a mozillion ferals cats in my AO. (Okay,half a mozillion)

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)

59 21 Huskies are silly dogs.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (S1Ngt)


WOOF!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

60 You know you fucked up when polite Canadians are shutting down their capital, their biggest(?) city, and border crossings...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (ufFY8)

61 >>>You gotta be gentle with them

That description would have worked on the Steve Inman gonad clip.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (hVqGz)

62 We will find out just how stringy cats are in the camps.

Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

63 Video from news chopper of Toronto tractors. Video 1:59 long; note police bus and three police-cars blocking the one end.

https://tinyurl.com/32dtamma

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (UHVv4)

64 #31 I'm amazed at the brazeness of Gofundme.

Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (ibQSj)

65 Aw. Cute l'il bat guy!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (II3Gr)

66 https://thedickinsonian.com/news/2021/11/15/ junkyard-turkeys-issue-anti-racism-statement/

The Junkyard Turkeys have been active on Dickinson's campus for decades, but Ultimate Frisbee has been around since 1968. The sport has a history of exclusivity based on race and socioeconomic status, and Dickinson's team has undoubtedly contributed to this history. Dickinson's Ultimate Frisbee team was called the "Jive Turkeys" up until 2018. The term "Jive Turkeys" originates from African American vernacular, and our appropriation of the phrase was racist. (Cont...)

Posted by: oh no at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (VYxP2)

67 There are many wild animals that like to eat cats. Let them deal with the issue.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (5HBd1)

68 A jive turkey is just a big dummy, like Lamont

Posted by: Fred Sanford at February 04, 2022 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

69 Am I alone not thinking 'cracker' is no problemo? My GAF meter is pegged zero. I am white and have dry skin. Just sayin.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at February 04, 2022 07:38 PM (oWBc3)

70 their biggest(?) city
-----------------------------------
Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:39 PM (UHVv4)

71 "Cornbread & Milf" was one of the lesser known Stephen J. Cannell buddy detective shows from the 80s.
Posted by: Hands at February 04, 2022 07:34 PM (786Ro)

*snort

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

72 You shouldn't be any more amazed at the gall of Go Fund Me than Fascistbook

Posted by: Skip's Phone at February 04, 2022 07:39 PM (2JoB8)

73 38 That gazelle is amazing. Pure speed.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:29 PM (v0R5T)


Needs a slow cook. Like goat, mandi style.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 07:39 PM (8C7+r)

74
Well, "shucking and jiving" describes black people who are subservient to their masters, performing for them, talking like them, etc.

It's used by angry black racists, such as obama, who are angry when blacks get along with the white devils.

The ol' okey-doke, and so on.



Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:40 PM (lDvMn)

75 62 We will find out just how stringy cats are in the camps.
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (v0R5T)



There's going to be Chinese buffets with "chicken" in the camps?

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2022 07:40 PM (vMCab)

76 There are many wild animals that like to eat cats. Let them deal with the issue.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

So, ya think I should pour maple syrup on them ?

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 07:40 PM (arJlL)

77 durian fruit must smell like ass
Posted by: wth at February 04, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T)


I used to be a receptionist and handled the phones, and one day a client came in and said, "You must be [Kindltot]
And I said, "Yes, it is a compulsion"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 07:40 PM (ZMraq)

78 Keean Bexte @TheRealKeean
Downtown Toronto is now being locked down by farmers. The workers of the world are uniting - just not in the way the globalists hoped.

https://tinyurl.com/2fj7fek5
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:31 PM (UHVv4)

Has nitter stopped working for you, too, Andy? All I get is a dns error.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 07:40 PM (P3gRi)

79 They're determined to take down Rogan. Now he's a racist as well. Spotify will have to make another statement.

Posted by: NCKate at February 04, 2022 07:40 PM (z5Nun)

80 Conservatives need to stop using GoFundMe, Facebook, & a lot of other companies. Large, SJW companies are not your friend and should be defunded.

However, I expect to be disappointed. Just go back to watching the Disney channel, HBO, Netflix while planning your vacation to the Marxist state of Hawaii. I just fucking give up.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 04, 2022 07:41 PM (MFZ8i)

81 In other news:

Robert Barnes
@barnes_law
This is fraud by @gofundme -- they should be criminally investigated & donors should bring a class action.
Quote Tweet
Election Wizard
@ElectionWiz · 47m
GoFundMe just stole $9,000,000 from the truckers!
Show this thread
4:26 PM · Feb 4, 2022

And just who is going to criminally investigate them? The DOJ? The FBI? lol

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at February 04, 2022 07:41 PM (MFZ8i)

82
There are a mozillion ferals cats in my AO. (Okay,half a mozillion)
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 07:35 PM (arJlL)


Are we talking about Firefoxian levels of cats?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 07:41 PM (ZMraq)

83 Some said Dole packaged salads resulted inn 2 dead of listeria. Guy what I had with dinner? Dole Caesar, BUT it wasn't express. (Also the shrimp and spinach alfredo was really good).

Just to be safe, no more Dole. They evidently had an outbreak in December, too. And whomever suggested washing packaged lettuce, well, consider it done.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 07:42 PM (rz+/y)

84 The husky smelling durian fruit for the first time....

I nearly peed myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

85 "There are many wild animals that like to eat cats."

Well I hope no wild animals try to eat my pussy!

Posted by: Mrs Slocumb at February 04, 2022 07:42 PM (vrz2I)

86 I missed the last thread but man, that CNN super cut by Benny is incredible. Have they ever been right about anything?

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2022 07:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

87 No one will ever improve on this description of the Durian experience:

"It's like eating custard in an outhouse."

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2022 07:42 PM (PQ4Fz)

88 64 #31 I'm amazed at the brazeness of Gofundme.
Posted by: Crusader at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (ibQSj)


My rule is "Leftists always push things too far."

Haven't had to mess with that rule in decades.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2022 07:43 PM (PQ4Fz)

89 Panda is a giant raccoon, I'm sure somebody has a recipe that goes in a pressure cooker overnight, dip in ice water, then straight to the centrifuge. Season to taste.

Posted by: klaftern at February 04, 2022 07:43 PM (taPSh)

90 Spotify has removed 70 Joe Rogan episodes today

www.jremissing.com

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (xPl2J)

91 I once saw the pandas in the Beijing zoo, and nobody was eating them. However, the docent was handing out copies of a recipe book. Sweet and Sour Panda, General Tsos Panda, Moo Goo Panda, Peking Panda with special sauce and several others that I forget. Never tried it myself.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (Gu023)

92 >>They're determined to take down Rogan. Now he's a racist as well. Spotify will have to make another statement.

Feels like we are getting to a breaking point.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)

93 Who would have ever thought I would look to Canada for hope?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (rz+/y)

94 I watched a lion gnawing on a slow gazelle. It was weird how the rest of the gazelles hung out nearby and watched.

"Bob was always an asshole."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

95 Jive turkey is the only insult to appear in both Airplane and Trading Places. Probably.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (PQ4Fz)

96
Oh lololol...

Viva Frei is walking around Ottawa right now and he was going to meet some people. So he walks by a group of women assuming they were the people he was supposed to meet up with.

Viva goes, "Let's go down here," where it's quieter and darker.
And the ladies say, "Okay," and follow him.

Then it turns into to a Monty Python sketch! "You're not the people I'm supposed to meet?"

"No!!"

hahahaha

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:45 PM (lDvMn)

97 Video from news chopper of Toronto tractors. Video 1:59 long; note police bus and three police-cars blocking the one end.
https://tinyurl.com/32dtamma
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:37 PM (UHVv4)


This of course has CREATED a giant un-moving gridlock that cannot move. Great move.

Oh, and the guys BBQing in the middle is a great statement

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 07:45 PM (ZMraq)

98 Just want to say, thank you, Jesus, for electricity.

Got power back this afternoon after a 24 hour outage. We are bad preppers--do not have a non-electrical heat source.

I was so happy to see the convoy of AEP trucks come down the street this afternoon, I went outside and waved like they were a victory parade.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

99 As Clint said in one of his movies, even worms gotta eat.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:46 PM (Gu023)

100 Am I alone not thinking 'cracker' is no problemo? My GAF meter is pegged zero. I am white and have dry skin. Just sayin.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at February 04, 2022 07:38 PM (oWBc3)


I am not a cracker, I am a RUSK!!

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 07:46 PM (ZMraq)

101 28 Catching up on the last posts - I love the Breaking Dawn pitch meeting. It's the movie that finally broke Producer Guy. "No, I don't like that" and "What are we doing here, man?" Cracks me up.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at February 04, 2022 07:25 PM (8548M)

Money, money, money, money, money.......... LOL

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 07:47 PM (X2vir)

102 That total spasmoid dog? Yeah, that's my Whiskey.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 07:47 PM (VhE0u)

103
Spotify will cave.
Even though Rogan is their only big draw and Spotify is doing very poorly, they will cave.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:47 PM (lDvMn)

104 Who would have ever thought I would look to Canada for hope?
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (rz+/y)

https://youtu.be/S0vjIXaeCFw

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 04, 2022 07:47 PM (ufFY8)

105 Viva Frei is walking around Ottawa right now and he was going to meet some people. So he walks by a group of women assuming they were the people he was supposed to meet up with.

Viva goes, "Let's go down here," where it's quieter and darker.
And the ladies say, "Okay," and follow him.

Then it turns into to a Monty Python sketch! "You're not the people I'm supposed to meet?"

"No!!"

hahahaha
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 07:45 PM (lDvMn)

Ottawa women are very naive and trusting. *considers moving to Canada*

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 07:48 PM (II3Gr)

106 I watched Gran Torino last night for the first time in ages. Clint is a national treasure.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

107 Panda walks into a bar...well, you know the rest of the joke.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:48 PM (Gu023)

108 Are pandas good eating?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (R/m4+)

We think so...

Posted by: Panda Express at February 04, 2022 07:48 PM (BgMrQ)

109 See, this is not rational behavior. You don't shut down podcasts because they have doctors contradicting what the government says. They keep doing that and there simply is no way to claim that is the normal way to deal with a disease.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 07:49 PM (5HBd1)

110 98 Just want to say, thank you, Jesus, for electricity.

Got power back this afternoon after a 24 hour outage. We are bad preppers--do not have a non-electrical heat source.

I was so happy to see the convoy of AEP trucks come down the street this afternoon, I went outside and waved like they were a victory parade.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:45 PM (OX9vb)


Power outages were in my top 20 reasons for leaving California. I get that emergencies happen, but this was more like living under Lumberg.

"Yeah, we spent the money on sustainable energy, instead of maintaining the area around power lines, so, yeah, we're going to kind of, you know, turn your power off for a couple of days."

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2022 07:49 PM (PQ4Fz)

111 Hi Jane Do! How's little Do doing? Met you both at TXMO me a couple of years and was really impressed with him.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:49 PM (Gu023)

112 racist first appeared in the late 1800's and was French or by a Frenchman to mean love of one's race.
Then in the 1920's it was that Marxist Trotsky who literally changed the definition to what we know today (Colonialists raping and strip mining the Coloreds).

Posted by: things I learn from OG 2016 gabbers at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (VYxP2)

113 I thought Harry Ried babysat his brothers kids wrong and it correctly earned him a face stomping.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (I4fVY)

114 I'm going to hell for laughing at the bulldog bully.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (QOU0Y)

115 GFM is extra bad but I'd want to personally hand a trucker in the convoy cash than trust any crowd source outfit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (3cGpq)

116 April - how much ice did you guys get?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (mD/uy)

117 Ha!
Bats.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (JfNvZ)

118 April,

Get an electric blanket and one of those lithium battery packs. They can be charged up in your car and they will run an electric blanket for some time. I like having kerosene lamps too as they put out both heat and light.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 07:50 PM (5HBd1)

119 Last night the weatherman said it was going to be colder tonight. Tonight the weatherman says it won't be as cold tonight. They can keep Duran.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 07:51 PM (m+yM6)

120 Here's a nitter link, AOP.

Does it work okay for you?

https://tinyurl.com/57sbn3a4

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:51 PM (UHVv4)

121 Splunge, mine was out because of ice, but it does happen at least once a winter here. Usually get it back in a few hours.

I really do need to get a kerosene heater for these occasions.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

122 Who among us has not pondered those very things?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 07:22 PM (mD/uy)

I laughed TP.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:51 PM (RoIW/)

123
Has nitter stopped working for you, too, Andy? All I get is a dns error.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


It works here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2022 07:52 PM (63Dwl)

124
Has nitter stopped working for you, too, Andy? All I get is a dns error.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

normie dns servers are blocking a shit ton of stuff. i cottoned i to them and started using these guys: alternative-dns.com.

check out their faq. they also block ads and ad site by default.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 07:52 PM (IJES/)

125 Is that a bat? Goodness, I thought it was a kitten with some weird facial disease. You know, the kind of things Ace likes to post at the end of the day to freak us out. But bats are OK.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:53 PM (Gu023)

126 Oddly enough, Harry Reid slipped on a pile of himself.

Posted by: klaftern at February 04, 2022 07:53 PM (taPSh)

127 These truckers and farmers are doing this in Canada.

In February.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 07:54 PM (rz+/y)

128 When are celebrities going to learn you can't bend the knee to the Left. It's like throwing chum in the middle of a school of sharks.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 07:54 PM (Kz9dH)

129 BTW, USA and Russia average size is DD

https://i0.wp.com/gajahealthtips.com/ wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Average-Breast- Size-By-Country-2021.png?ssl=1

Posted by: global map of boob size at February 04, 2022 07:55 PM (VYxP2)

130 Here's a nitter link, AOP.

Does it work okay for you?

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 07:51 PM (UHVv4)

Tries to load, and then an error page. Quote:

This site can't be reached because server DNS address could not be found
https://nitter.net/TheRealKeean/status/1489725040853598209

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 07:55 PM (P3gRi)

131 Notsothoreau, will look into that lithium battery pack.

I did spend most of today in the idling truck. It was quite comfortable in there!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

132 What I would like to see is someone saving the chum and throwing Brian Stelter into the middle of a school of sharks. Best PPV ever!

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:56 PM (Gu023)

133 Oh, Tonypete, it looked like more than 1/4", but less than 1/2".

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

134 Why is it that Walker Texas Ranger can put some people down with one punch but the bad guy takes 3 Chuck Norris kicks to the face to finally call it quits?

Posted by: fd at February 04, 2022 07:57 PM (vrz2I)

135 ... after all, chum has some value so why waste it on sharks?

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 07:57 PM (Gu023)

136 124 normie dns servers are blocking a shit ton of stuff. i cottoned i to them and started using these guys: alternative-dns.com.

check out their faq. they also block ads and ad site by default.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 07:52 PM (IJES/)


https://alternate-dns.com/

Thanks, I'll check 'em out. I'm currently using encrypted DNS via quad9.net.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 04, 2022 07:58 PM (DTX3h)

137 the battery packs are great for charging smaller things. They do go up in price if you want to run something like a portable fridge. Lots of the van dwellers use them for electric blankets.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 07:58 PM (5HBd1)

138 "Bob was always an asshole."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

It's always BOB.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:58 PM (RoIW/)

139 Regarding GoF*ckYou.com's attempted theft of $10 million from the Canadian Trucker Freedom Convoy:

Am reading that if you do NOT use the GFM refund form but issue a charge back or open a dispute with your bank/CC, then GFM has to pay a fee. Would be great to make them go through the hassle of dealing with millions of disputes in addition to the penalty of fees (as Grump suggested last thread, would be great if they were dropped from doing future CC business -- but that's obviously unlikely since the banks are undoubtedly all for this kind of bad faith theft from deplorables).

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 07:59 PM (743lG)

140 Guy that did our home inspection up north had an electric vest. Cool. Heats front and back. Rechargeable I believe. Like $50 on amazon.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:01 PM (RoIW/)

141 129 BTW, USA and Russia average size is DD

https://i0.wp.com/gajahealthtips.com/ wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Average-Breast- Size-By-Country-2021.png?ssl=1

Posted by: global map of boob size at February 04, 2022 07:55 PM (VYxP2)

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Imma gonna go out on a limb here and bet that average breast size correlates with obesity here ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:01 PM (743lG)

142 127 These truckers and farmers are doing this in Canada.

In February.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 07:54 PM (rz+/y)


Well, it is the slow season for row crops.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 08:02 PM (8C7+r)

143 >>133 Oh, Tonypete, it looked like more than 1/4", but less than 1/2".
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:56 PM (OX9vb)
===

without context, this is the saddest thing a man could ever hear from a woman.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 04, 2022 08:02 PM (O6DoG)

144 138 "Bob was always an asshole."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

It's always BOB.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:58 PM (RoIW/)

Phfew...finally off the hook.

Posted by: Todd at February 04, 2022 08:02 PM (BgMrQ)

145 >>Imma gonna go out on a limb here and bet that average breast size correlates with obesity here ...

If you start running now you might just make it.

Remember to serpentine.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

146 I have been having daily problems with the internet, and fear it may be approaching total collapse. It will happen slowly, then all it once and we are in the slowly stage now. What would we do without it? I think I know, and it is not good. Just as shipping our manufacturing base to China, the thing that made America great, was a huge stupid mistake, now we are absolutely dependent upon the net. It will go down, and we are F**ked rather royally when it does. Never put all your eggs in one basket, some wise person once advised us. Did we listen? Are you kidding?

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:03 PM (Gu023)

147
I have a ventless gas heater in the basement/garage that can be "emergency heat" if I lose Power.

A pellet stove is also an option.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:03 PM (lDvMn)

148 Never judge a cow by the size of its udder. That would be udder stupidity. On the udder hand....

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:04 PM (Gu023)

149 145 >>Imma gonna go out on a limb here and bet that average breast size correlates with obesity here ...

If you start running now you might just make it.

Remember to serpentine.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

LMF'nAO!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:04 PM (RoIW/)

150 Rogan will be gone by Monday. Spotify will cave, or he will cave. They have no guts for standing up to bullies. They just want to be loved by them.

Posted by: megthered at February 04, 2022 08:04 PM (XdJQO)

151 The "trust fail" video is pretty much Anko-chan trying to get attention from CPT Charles. It amuses me a great deal.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 08:05 PM (W+kMI)

152 It's always BOB.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:58 PM (RoIW/)

Nice tattoo, honey, but who's BOB?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:05 PM (II3Gr)

153
We eat way too many Carbs here.
Carbs make Fat Boobs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:05 PM (lDvMn)

154 One of the vloggers I follow got a heated coat for Christmas. He lives in Montana. I think they sound great.

As for the collapse of the internet, oh noes!!!! I'd get to retire. No more calls about not being able to connect the thermostat to the wifi. And kids would have to go to the schools again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:05 PM (5HBd1)

155 This site can't be reached because server DNS address could not be found
-----------------------------
I'm using Brave as a browser [and Win10]

It works in, ugh, chrome for me too.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 08:06 PM (UHVv4)

156
In the last 24 hours we got heavy rain, then snow, the freezing rain. Now we have 3" of frozen solid slush.

What a mess. Drainage has stopped.
Flooding is imminent.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:07 PM (lDvMn)

157 normie dns servers are blocking a shit ton of stuff. i cottoned i to them and started using these guys: alternative-dns.com.

check out their faq. they also block ads and ad site by default.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 07:52 PM (IJES/)

Thanks, Bif. Just did that; used the 76.76.19.19 dns site. And it works! Andy's nitter link loaded just fine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:07 PM (P3gRi)

158 without context, this is the saddest thing a man could ever hear from a woman.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

Haha, oops! ICE, I was talkin' bout ice, people.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

159 I know I should watch my diet and lose weight but sometimes I just want to go the closest all you can eat buffet and pig till I pass out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:07 PM (RoIW/)

160 > I have a ventless gas heater in the basement/garage that can be "emergency heat" if I lose Power.

We ditched our wood fireplace for one. Never looked back. However in a pinch, if you punch a hole in the "ventless" top and burn wood, you'll not likely die of carbon monoxide poising for a day or two.

YMMV

Not a recommendation.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 08:08 PM (BFigT)

161 Is there a global map of wang size too, and do people look this up? And no, I don't intend to look it it. Just another example of internet weirdness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 04, 2022 08:08 PM (7Tlk0)

162 Men are attracted to fat, greasy, ugly women. It's nature. The fatter the better, and with big, dangly sixteen pound tits. Those skinny little girls are completely outclassed by a figure such, as an example, that of Triggly Puff. It's fact, and Science (prostrates self in worship) tells us so.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:08 PM (Gu023)

163 Oh, Tonypete, it looked like more than 1/4", but less than 1/2".
Posted by: April

without context, this is the saddest thing a man could ever hear from a woman.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

I've been laughing for 5 minutes here!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 08:08 PM (mD/uy)

164 know I should watch my diet and lose weight but sometimes I just want to go the closest all you can eat buffet and pig till I pass out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:07 PM (RoIW/)

Last thing you want to hear from a cannibal.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (Kz9dH)

165 Speaking of Justin Castro, where is he because this dude pictured in 2022 is NOT him. (Compared to 2021 picture and all the others).

https://mobile.twitter.com/masonlemarquis/
status/1489518564143149057/photo/1

Posted by: Paolo Castro at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (VYxP2)

166
If you start running now you might just make it.

Remember to serpentine.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

-------

Heh. And they say learning how to run with the ball when being chased in football was a wasted skill to acquire ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (743lG)

167 It works in, ugh, chrome for me too.
----------------
Oops! I meant MS Edge and not Chrome.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (UHVv4)

168 Why is it that Walker Texas Ranger can put some people down with one punch but the bad guy takes 3 Chuck Norris kicks to the face to finally call it quits?
Posted by: fd
------

More to the point, Walker and/or bad guys sustain multiple blows to the face, from fists, kicks, elbows, etc., and yet...and yet they sustain not so much as a split lip or bloody nose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 08:10 PM (L47aO)

169 Goodnight Kittah is too cute

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 08:10 PM (2JoB8)

170 Paolo, he knows not what is really good. Likes pretty women. Stupid wog.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:10 PM (Gu023)

171 Oh, Tonypete, it looked like more than 1/4", but less than 1/2".
Posted by: April

Are you the she in the 'that's what she said' ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:11 PM (Kz9dH)

172 Nice tattoo, honey, but who's BOB?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:05 PM (II3Gr)

It says Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Just teh punchline at February 04, 2022 08:11 PM (RoIW/)

173 162 Men are attracted to fat, greasy, ugly women. It's nature. The fatter the better, and with big, dangly sixteen pound tits. Those skinny little girls are completely outclassed by a figure such, as an example, that of Triggly Puff. It's fact, and Science (prostrates self in worship) tells us so.
Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:08 PM (Gu023)

Stay off TikTok!!!

This "beautiful at any size" thing is as stupid and wrongheaded as "healthy at any size."

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

174 I pride myself on my lack of noticeable boobs, but then I am a man. With all appropriate shame.

*beats self with a bundle of sticks*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:13 PM (Gu023)

175 Speaking of Justin Castro, where is he because this dude pictured in 2022 is NOT him. (Compared to 2021 picture and all the others).

https://mobile.twitter.com/masonlemarquis/
status/1489518564143149057/photo/1

Posted by: Paolo Castro at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (VYxP2)

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Creepy.

I saw a headline and photo on a website recently speculating that there's a Biden body double as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:13 PM (743lG)

176 know I should watch my diet and lose weight but sometimes I just want to go the closest all you can eat buffet and pig till I pass out.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:07 PM (RoIW/)

Get a Boston Butt and use a dry rub and slow cook or airfry and eat it all.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 08:13 PM (lCui1)

177 "Bob was always an asshole."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 04, 2022 07:44 PM

===

It's always BOB.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 07:58 PM


In other news, Cannibal Bob has changed his nic to Cannibal Robert.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

178 *beats self with a bundle of sticks*
Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:13 PM (Gu023)

Faggot

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:14 PM (II3Gr)

179 Posted by: global map of boob size at February 04, 2022 07:55 PM (VYxP2)
-------

Imma gonna go out on a limb here and bet that average breast size correlates with obesity here ...
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:01 PM (743lG)
--------------------------

and Silicone

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:14 PM (m+yM6)

180 Boston Butt? TMI. You Yankees are truly bent.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:15 PM (Gu023)

181 The alternate dns does not block Ewetoob ads, unfortunately.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:15 PM (P3gRi)

182 Last thing you want to hear from a cannibal.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (Kz9dH)

Heidi wants to have a couple over and I'm not very social. Nor do i want to cook. Theres a Bucket of Spaghetti place down the street. I mean I can get a Bucket o' Meatballs too. Imagine plopping that on the table? Come on...fun right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:15 PM (RoIW/)

183 How many jive turkeys does it take to change a light bulb?

Posted by: davidt at February 04, 2022 08:16 PM (yDmyH)

184 From personal experience and observation, unless the average numbers are skewed heavily by the extremely obese, I wouldn't say the average size in America is DD. There really aren't that many that big. I would expect more like C.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 04, 2022 08:17 PM (3/XaG)

185 Tribute to the late great Meat Loaf. the man, his axe, and a bat out of hell.
https://tinyurl.com/s29rpms3

Posted by: exdem13 at February 04, 2022 08:17 PM (W+kMI)

186 Correction: a faggot of sticks. Or a bundle of faggots. or an obscenity of LGBY people and there is nothing wrong with that, or... well, screw it. I was lying anyway.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:17 PM (Gu023)

187 I really do need to get a kerosene heater for these occasions.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 07:51 PM (OX9vb)
-----------------

They make ventless propane space heaters for the home if your home is propane.

Why can't they make a freestanding, like Good Buddy, that does not require an open window?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:17 PM (m+yM6)

188 This "beautiful at any size" thing is as stupid and wrongheaded as "healthy at any size."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Keep noticing this only applies to women.

Posted by: stop being fat at February 04, 2022 08:18 PM (VYxP2)

189 In other news, Cannibal Bob has changed his nic to Cannibal Robert.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 04, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

Huh.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:18 PM (RoIW/)

190 Keep noticing this only applies to women.

Posted by: stop being fat at February 04, 2022 08:18 PM (VYxP2)

Good point. You don't hear this shit from fat guys.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (II3Gr)

191 Heidi wants to have a couple over and I'm not very social. Nor do i want to cook. Theres a Bucket of Spaghetti place down the street. I mean I can get a Bucket o' Meatballs too. Imagine plopping that on the table? Come on...fun right?

We've got Spaghetti by the Bucket around here. Got food from there, once. Better off with Prego sauce and a pound of noodles cooked at home.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (SchxB)

192 Why can't they make a freestanding, like Good Buddy, that does not require an open window?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:17 PM (m+yM6)

Vented or ventless; they still consume oxygen, and emit CO2 and water vapor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (P3gRi)

193
Heidi wants to have a couple over and I'm not very social. Nor do i want to cook. Theres a Bucket of Spaghetti place down the street. I mean I can get a Bucket o' Meatballs too. Imagine plopping that on the table? Come on...fun right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Add a case of beer and I'm talking party!

Posted by: Bruce at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (vd8XM)

194 That dog in the "me in ten minutes" video looks like the dogecoin dog. What breed of dog is that?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (l6b3d)

195 It lakes zero jive turkeys to change a light bulb, because turkeys are too stupid to even turn on a light, much less change the bulb. The are handy to have around at Thanksgiving, though. I will give them that. Except for the Jive part, they can keep that down at the turkey farm.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (Gu023)

196 I'd wait a bit until it's up and running properly and certified but the Christian-based funding site "Give Send Go" is okay with hosting the Truckers' Fund...

Truckistan Amb. Poso @JackPosobiec
BREAKING:
@GiveSendGo has agreed to host the Freedom Convoy donations after @GoFundMe cancelled them

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (UHVv4)

197 Vented or ventless; they still consume oxygen, and emit CO2 and water vapor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (P3gRi)

People. Who needs 'em.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

198 Cannibal Bob

I can see you not being social, what with all your dinner guests not reappearing. No repeat visits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

199 194 That dog in the "me in ten minutes" video looks like the dogecoin dog. What breed of dog is that?
Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (l6b3d)

Corgi I think?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

200 Cannibal Bob, you know what to do with "guests." It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:21 PM (Gu023)

201 We've got Spaghetti by the Bucket around here. Got food from there, once. Better off with Prego sauce and a pound of noodles cooked at home.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (SchxB)

I figured. But ya never know. I think Bucket of Tamales might work here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 04, 2022 08:21 PM (RoIW/)

202 Bringing this over from SDA...

"Update, from Kate: Jack Posobiec has tweeted that the Christian fundraising site GiveSendGo.com has agreed to start hosting donations for Freedom Convoy. I hit "Bad Gateway" server issues when connecting there, and that's to be expected if they've been inundated with requests -- or DOS attacks -- so be patient."

Posted by: Todd at February 04, 2022 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)

203 Vented or ventless; they still consume oxygen, and emit CO2 and water vapor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (P3gRi)
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But the space heaters don't require one to have a 4x4 vented area - crack the window.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:22 PM (m+yM6)

204 Also, focusing on weight or size is irrelevant. Some heavier women look great, and some skinny women look awful. There is no actual ideal. Unless of course you are a 13 year old boy whose preferences are all theoretical, the same type whose favorite car is a Lamborghini.

Posted by: azjaeger at February 04, 2022 08:22 PM (3/XaG)

205 Heidi wants to have a couple over and I'm not very social. Nor do i want to cook. Theres a Bucket of Spaghetti place down the street. I mean I can get a Bucket o' Meatballs too. Imagine plopping that on the table? Come on...fun right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Add a case of beer and I'm talking party!
Posted by: Bruce at February 04, 2022 08:19 PM (vd8XM)

Bucket of Bud. And his wife.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:22 PM (II3Gr)

206 We ditched our wood fireplace for one. Never looked back. However in a pinch, if you punch a hole in the "ventless" top and burn wood, you'll not likely die of carbon monoxide poising for a day or two.

YMMV

Not a recommendation.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I don't have one, but they make "Tent Stoves" which are tiny wood-burning stoves. Not for use by careless people. Not Recommended....but it could work.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:22 PM (lDvMn)

207 By the way, that "quote unfucker" is the tits...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 08:22 PM (BgMrQ)

208 Wouldn't it be great if Canadian truckers not only brought an end to vax mandates, but also brought a Big Tech player to its knees?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 08:22 PM (rz+/y)

209 I have a portable propane heater for the house. Haven't used it yet. Bought it after last years Texas freeze and power outage,

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:23 PM (Kz9dH)

210 Missed the whole day here, but if it wasn't discussed, go fund me is stealing 9 of the 10 million dollars raised for the Canadian Truckers under some stupid terms of use policy and sending that to their own charities (blm, etc). So if you know anybody who donated to the truckers you have until the 12th to get it back or go fund me will go fuck you.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 04, 2022 08:23 PM (coYBh)

211 There's a new event being introduced in these winter Olympics. Solo Bobsled. Women only. It's called...


Mono-Bobbing.


Honest.

Posted by: davidt at February 04, 2022 08:23 PM (yDmyH)

212 The alternate dns does not block Ewetoob ads, unfortunately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

yeqh, i know. i have a long term research project to block those little phuckers at my router. when i figure it out, i'll post it here for evryone.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 08:23 PM (IJES/)

213
and emit CO2 and water vapor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


True. Which is why metal objects in the area will develop surface rust quickly.

My ventless heater is right next my garage door. So plenty of drafty air in the basement to offset the Oxygen consumption.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:24 PM (lDvMn)

214 GoFundMe needs to be canceled.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:24 PM (Kz9dH)

215
But those "Tent Stoves" are really cute. Like a tiny fireplace.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:25 PM (lDvMn)

216 I'm also getting the error message for GiveSendGo.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 08:25 PM (rz+/y)

217 Go Fund me can go horsefuck itself. Sideways with a very masculine horse IFKWIM and I know you do.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:25 PM (Gu023)

218 @GiveSendGo has agreed to host the Freedom Convoy donations after @GoFundMe cancelled them

GFM didn't cancel the donations, they agreed to freeze them with the intention of handing them over to the Ottawa police later on. IOW, they're helping the cops steal the money.

If you want your money back, you have until the 19th of February to ask GFM for a refund. Credit card donations can have a chargeback isued against them, which slaps GFM with an additional charge. Not that I'm saying you should do that and add a cost for GFM, oh no.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:25 PM (SchxB)

219 Missed the whole day here, but if it wasn't discussed, go fund me is stealing 9 of the 10 million dollars raised for the Canadian Truckers under some stupid terms of use policy and sending that to their own charities (blm, etc). So if you know anybody who donated to the truckers you have until the 12th to get it back or go fund me will go fuck you.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at Februar


Sounds like a class action lawsuit and the end of GFM.

Posted by: LASue at February 04, 2022 08:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

220 and Silicone

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:14 PM (m+yM6)

-------

Yes, that was the wifey's first reaction as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:26 PM (743lG)

221 Jeebus, I'm trying to gain weight. Eggs are done for deviled eggs, ribs defrosting and sourdough starter on the counter for pancakes and bread, all waiting for tomorrow's grazing.

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2022 08:26 PM (qpolg)

222 This "beautiful at any size" thing is as stupid and wrongheaded as "healthy at any size."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

I'm guessing you never heard "she ain't a lady unless she's one eighty"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:26 PM (q3gwH)

223 How is GoFund Me taking 9 million dollars not Grand Theft? Or Wire Fraud?

Do the truckers have excess autonomous fuel browsers to reprogram? Shame if it crashed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

224 So, turkeys and boobs. Typical evening at the AOSHQ. It's why I keep coming back, some times.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (Gu023)

225 I'm guessing you never heard "she ain't a lady unless she's one eighty"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:26 PM (q3gwH)

Can't say as I have

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (II3Gr)

226 The alternate dns does not block Ewetoob ads, unfortunately.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

yeqh, i know. i have a long term research project to block those little phuckers at my router. when i figure it out, i'll post it here for evryone.


Between the pihole and Brave for a browser, I don't see YouTube ads anymore. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (SchxB)

227 yeqh, i know. i have a long term research project to block those little phuckers at my router. when i figure it out, i'll post it here for evryone.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 08:23 PM (IJES/)

They are making Ewetoob almost useless. I want to see how to take a Jeep dash apart, and I get an ad for some asshole insurance company. I kill the link, and the poor fucker who posted the instructions doesn't get his pittance from Ewetoob.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (P3gRi)

228 Have you been away Ruthless?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (eGTCV)

229
I'm telling you -- Spaghetti & (frozen) Meatballs is the easiest meal ever to prepare in an Instant Pot.

3 ingredients, in this order: Meatballs, Spaghettis, Sauce, and a little water.
Dump In
8 minutes of pressure
Done
1 pot to clean up

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (lDvMn)

230 Hmmm, Youtube seems to be moving. Razorfist just threw up a video saying he is getting cancelled by Youtube. MxR Plays (?) which seemed to just be clickbait videos of women doing things and a dude and his girlfriend reacting has gotten sacked per the Quartering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (dNqv+)

231 Ruthless

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

232 GFM is great if you are leftist and want to support some Maoist overthrow the government and put all white normal people in mass graves. Other than that, meh!

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:29 PM (Gu023)

233 I hope to pet a bat before I croak. I've pet a flying squirrel but that pales in comparison to a flying fox (no offense, Rocky).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 04, 2022 08:29 PM (DTX3h)

234 I'm also getting the error message for GiveSendGo.
Posted by: Blutarski

Me too, but, the scrolling recent donations have included many for the Freedom Convoy 2022 which is wonderful to see.

Posted by: old chick at February 04, 2022 08:29 PM (sOete)

235 223 How is GoFund Me taking 9 million dollars not Grand Theft? Or Wire Fraud?

Do the truckers have excess autonomous fuel browsers to reprogram? Shame if it crashed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (u82oZ)

They are probably saying that these are funds seized from a criminal enterprise and Canada's court system will just go ahead and take care of the rest. Probably split the money.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:30 PM (dNqv+)

236 They really do want to start a shooting war.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:30 PM (Kz9dH)

237 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Still doing OK? Hacking North Korea for fun?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

238 222 This "beautiful at any size" thing is as stupid and wrongheaded as "healthy at any size."
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 08:12 PM (II3Gr)

I'm guessing you never heard "she ain't a lady unless she's one eighty"
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:26 PM (q3gwH)

https://tinyurl.com/mu6au6nh

A 76kg Canadien Powerlifter has it all going on..

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)

239 We had a house with electric baseboard heat. We had propane installed for a propane fireplace and a gas stove. Worked out really well. We didn't install a fan for that as we wanted heat even if the power was off.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:30 PM (5HBd1)

240
Have you been away Ruthless?
Posted by: N.L. Urker


Yeah, where you been, ol' bean?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:31 PM (lDvMn)

241 Aetius451AD

Grrrr. This would make even Mother Teresa Hulk out.

GFM is evil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

242 Hi NyCly Dog -- I am great if a bit manic this evening. living in an interesting time will have that effect. How you?

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:31 PM (Gu023)

243 They are making Ewetoob almost useless. I want to see how to take a Jeep dash apart, and I get an ad for some asshole insurance company. I kill the link, and the poor fucker who posted the instructions doesn't get his pittance from Ewetoob.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (P3gRi)
------------------

If your dare; Go to tucows and download FF 25. With it you can view or save the video.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:31 PM (m+yM6)

244 *waves*

Hiya Ruthless!

Posted by: Infidel at February 04, 2022 08:31 PM (qpolg)

245 Between the pihole and Brave for a browser, I don't see YouTube ads anymore. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (SchxB)

Well, I am using Brave, but it's the older version, and it refuses to update in this older build of Linux Mint. My Windows 7 machine at home has the newer Brave which blocks Ewetoob ads.

If I do an install of Mint 20 over Mint 17, does that wipe out my documents and pictures?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:32 PM (P3gRi)

246
I take it none of have seen the latest cover of "SELF" magazine.

It's a pic of huge fat black woman as the model of the "new fitness."

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:32 PM (lDvMn)

247
Between the pihole and Brave for a browser, I don't see YouTube ads anymore. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:27 PM (SchxB)
-----
yeah, i know. i have a long term research project to block those little phuckers at my router. when i figure it out, i'll post it here for evryone.
Posted by: BifBewalski
-----
They are making Ewetoob almost useless. I want to see how to take a Jeep dash apart, and I get an ad for some asshole insurance company. I kill the link, and the poor fucker who posted the instructions doesn't get his pittance from Ewetoob.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

pihole and brave kill ads like crack heads steal from their moms. i wanna watch ewetube on roku sometimes, and to kill those ads, i need to do it at the router.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 08:33 PM (IJES/)

248 Catalytic heaters solve the CO problem, but they are pricey.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 08:33 PM (bk3Sg)

249 I was pretty cold this morning. I had as much get up and go as a barnacle. But I got better.

I think some OPSEC on GFM would be a worthy goal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

250 I think I saw Greenfield make the point that now we're going to have to have two of everything, depending on what your political inclinations are. Hard to keep a country together after that happens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:33 PM (q3gwH)

251 It shouldn't touch your home directory, but I would do a backup first. That's why Mint doesn't do auto updates like Ubuntu

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:34 PM (5HBd1)

252 >>They really do want to start a shooting war.

No they don't. They want us to surrender without firing a shot.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

253 We had a house with electric baseboard heat. We had propane installed for a propane fireplace and a gas stove. Worked out really well. We didn't install a fan for that as we wanted heat even if the power was off.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward

I have electric baseboard heat, It stinks,

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 08:35 PM (arJlL)

254 Here's info on the seizure/withholding from Ezra Levant on netter...

https://nitter.net/ezralevant/status/
1489744172202569731#m

https://tinyurl.com/r722ztfs

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 08:35 PM (UHVv4)

255
Boston Butt?

Wood eye!

Posted by: Hare lip at February 04, 2022 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

256 NyCly Dog, I have always been here in spirit, but do not usually go on a posting binge. It helps to be a little tipsy from a large glass of gin on the rocks. I have also been rather busy, since as an octogenarian I do not know when to quit and am starting another new business. I believe that human beings are meant to work and be productive members of society until they croak (not frog) and are carried away in a cardboard box to be cremated.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:35 PM (Gu023)

257 If I do an install of Mint 20 over Mint 17, does that wipe out my documents and pictures?

If you do a "clean" install it probably will. I've upgraded from 17 to 20, but I did it step by step, one version at a time.

Do you have somewhere you can back that stuff up to? I'm guessing no, but you're full of surprises. Well, that and mechanical know how.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:35 PM (SchxB)

258 Yep, can't get to givesendgo.com -- either their servers are being overwhelmed or the commies of the world are uniting to make the rest of us live in permanent sub-human status and conditions.

Let's get this thing on already IYKWIMAITYD!

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:36 PM (743lG)

259 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

The lack of healthy children from those large women (coupled with hair dye saying stay away) is a slow process. Healthy Christians, including Mormons, will show up in the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

260 I have been paying for ad free You Tube. The problem is that there doesn't seem to be much new content. They keep suggesting old stuff and old movies. I figured I'd put up with it a bit longer, since most of the stuff I'd watch is outdoors stuff. But I'm ready to be done with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)

261 Hi Infidel! Check in if you ever get over to Moab.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:37 PM (Gu023)

262 But are dinner guests self serving the next dinner guests?

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 08:37 PM (2JoB8)

263 252 >>They really do want to start a shooting war.

No they don't. They want us to surrender without firing a shot.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)
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They are the 5 year old that won't stop crying until it gets its way.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:37 PM (m+yM6)

264 Tucker Carlson has a new mug he's selling of CPL Avenatti.

https://tinyurl.com/2484r6sr

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (NpAcC)

265 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive. A 2 foot drift of ice against my garage door. There isn't one cell in my body that doesn't hurt.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

266 Howdy Hordelings. Nice to be here with you on a Friday night.

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (mZUr4)

267 This is funny. Jeff Toobin for CNN CEO? "fewer lawsuits; he's not going to harass anyone except himself"

https://tinyurl.com/36ydcx83

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (XSIWL)

268 Hare lip, you gave away the punchline!

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (Gu023)

269 I have Cadet heaters in this house. They've all been replaced multiple times since I've been here. I'm down to one working one. I bought two oil filled radiator type electric heaters to get me through the rest of my stay here. I really hate electric heat.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:39 PM (5HBd1)

270 Ruthless

Good for you!

Is this business helping poor Ukrainian widows that need a reason to live? Need an investor?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

271 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 08:39 PM (arJlL)

272 Inman's feed being restricted to logged in Twatter users pisses me off.

Posted by: SARDiver at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (Cmxw7)

273 246
I take it none of have seen the latest cover of "SELF" magazine.
It's a pic of huge fat black woman as the model of the "new fitness."
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:32 PM (lDvMn)
Yo man, but dat smell, knowm sayin'?

Posted by: Eromero at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (0OP+5)

274
Wood stoves use a "fan" that is magically activated by heat, no?

I forget what they're called, but they use no electricity.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (lDvMn)

275 Notsothoreau - look forward

Congratulations on another week closer to the future.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

276 At last! Watching 'Conagher', a guy fires his Winchester by first simply cocking the hammer. I've never seen a western where anyone used a Winchester without first dramatically levering a cartridge into the chamber.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (pK7cg)

277 Do you have somewhere you can back that stuff up to? I'm guessing no, but you're full of surprises. Well, that and mechanical know how.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:35 PM (SchxB)

I don't really have all that much stuff on this machine. I will just copy my Home directory to a thumb drive, and I should be good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (P3gRi)

278 265 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive. A 2 foot drift of ice against my garage door. There isn't one cell in my body that doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

Not good for the tennis game...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (BgMrQ)

279 Corgi I think?

Definitely not a Corgi. Maybe a Shiba Inu?

Posted by: Oddbob at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (nfrXX)

280 Prancing and stick gymnastics are not opening for me. Says "page doesn't exist". Wonder what I'm doing wrong.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (6RgRK)

281 Hope you're healing, Doof.
I'm sure it's going to take some time. Prayers sent for you and your family.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (NpAcC)

282 They are the 5 year old that won't stop crying until it gets its way.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:37 PM (m+yM6)

i wanna take their inner child and kick it's little ass

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (q3gwH)

283 Gosh, and we started out talking about bats. Only here. Only now. Only in some alternative universe where things are ... weird. AOSHQ is so special I could just ... well, imagine what I would do.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (Gu023)

284
I have been paying for ad free You Tube.
Posted by: Notsothoreau?


What?
I use Brave browser. No ads.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (lDvMn)

285 Okay it's called Freedom Convoy 2022. Goal is $16MM, only about $100K thus far but they're just getting started.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (rz+/y)

286 It's getting depressing. But you are right, NaCly Dog! One more week down in February.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

287 If bigger women want to feel more body positive they should go out to the bars at midnight or later.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (Rfm/k)

288 This is funny. Jeff Toobin for CNN CEO? "fewer lawsuits; he's not going to harass anyone except himself"

https://tinyurl.com/36ydcx83
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (XSIWL)

It would be funny if beforehand he had not already committed adultery with a co-workers daughter and had a kid who he first denied was his.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (Kz9dH)

289 I forget what they're called, but they use no electricity.
-------------------------
Perpetual Motion!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (UHVv4)

290 I don't really have all that much stuff on this machine. I will just copy my Home directory to a thumb drive, and I should be good.

Yep, just be sure to verify the stuff is on the thumb drive before starting the install. It ceases to be fun when the unverified backup is blank when you need it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (SchxB)

291 I stream You Tube through my Roku. I want to watch it on the tv, not my computer or phone.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (5HBd1)

292 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive. A 2 foot drift of ice against my garage door. There isn't one cell in my body that doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (TdMsT)


Hot bubble bath ?

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (arJlL)

293 {{{LadyL}}}

** Hands you muscle relaxer and Ben Gay. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

294 https://bit.ly/3olwlU3 [1:40 mark]

Cornelius Banks: [to Lou] You were never in 'Nam, you jive turkey.
Lou Redwood: Did you just call me a jive turkey?
Jackie Moon: No. No, he did not, he uh... he called you cocksucker. Right Cornelius?
Cornelius Banks: Yeah, I just called you cocksucker.
Lou Redwood: Pretty sure you called me a jive turkey.
Dick Pepperfield: No, no, now Lou, nobody called anyone a J.T.
Lou Redwood: Jive turkey is a little over the line, my man!
Jackie Moon: Look. We were all here, we all heard what was said, and we're in agreement, Cornelius said cocksucker. Right?

Posted by: Semi-Pro at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (Do5/p)

295 >>They are the 5 year old that won't stop crying until it gets its way.

They've spent decades infiltrating all our institutions including the media, our schools at every level, the media .. basically everything in preparation for this moment.

They don't want us to fight back, they want us to obey. Their biggest fear is that we won't because there are far more us than there are of them and the truth is without us they are doomed.

A bunch of truckers in Canada are proving that.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (ZLI7S)

296
Wood eye!
Posted by: Hare lip


Very few remember that joke. And I cannot find it on the internet for a copy/paste.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (lDvMn)

297 Watched another old movie on YouTube today and one Yesterday.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 08:44 PM (2JoB8)

298 I have been paying for ad free You Tube.

*

Yeah, unless it's on a TV in the living room, I second the workarounds. I'd suggest the workaround for the TV in the living room if there was one, too (DNS adjustment or something at the router level, maybe?)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 08:44 PM (CM8Oa)

299 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (TdMsT)

Hi, Ladyl!

I paid a kid to shovel my walk today. Usually don't have cash, but it was his lucky day. And mine.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

300 Ukranian widows can fend for themselves. Our target market is lovely virginal Ukranian girls who have won beauty contest on an international level and have mucho dinero they would like to invest.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:44 PM (Gu023)

301 I really hate electric heat.
---------------

I do to.
As an amendment I do use those milkhouse style heaters. They work well for a small areas or personal focus.

Usually two wattage setting and a small fan. About $20. I also like that they are metal and don't give off plastic vapors.



Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 08:44 PM (m+yM6)

302 Well I've been enjoying my new job. But now I get to adjust to starting on third shift this Sunday night after being first shift for the last 2 and a half years.

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2022 08:45 PM (vMCab)

303 It would be funny if beforehand he had not already committed adultery with a co-workers daughter and had a kid who he first denied was his.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 08:42 PM (Kz9dH)

I think it's very funny, and also politically useful for us, because Toobin is one of our enemies and he needs to be mocked and degraded mercilessly until he disappears from public life forever. Same for the rest of them.

Humor is one of our most powerful tactics in overthrowing the left. Humor is a Weapon, when used like this. And watch that clip, I saw it when Tucker first ran it, it is DAMN good!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:45 PM (q3gwH)

304 Very few remember that joke.

*

It's the first "grown up" joke I remember.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 08:45 PM (CM8Oa)

305 Nice, each chargeback costs GoFundMe $29.

The may need to have a fundraiser if enough people do that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:46 PM (SchxB)

306 Redstate is still a bunch of dicks, right?

Insty top article on the GoFundMe. Goes to Redstate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:46 PM (dNqv+)

307 Rocks use no electricity. Rocks are our future! Zero carbon for the win.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:46 PM (Gu023)

308 Wow, so go fund me cancelled the fund for the Canadian Truckers today, and stated they will not be giving the money back, but will give it to 'charities' of their choice.

Is that not plain FRAUD, which makes it WIRE FRAUD there Mr. Secret Service Agent?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

309 Still doing OK? Hacking North Korea for fun?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

It helps pass the time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (II3Gr)

310 Emmie didn't work for me, and was getting them on my phone and haven't been on my tablet lately.

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (2JoB8)

311 I walked by a tv with Olympic skating on it. The 3 comentators were some guy in a tie and jacket looked normal, Tara Lapinski who looked adorable, and Johnny Weir who looked lie a freak. Like Meatloaf said- 'Two out of three ain't bad.'.

Posted by: Eromero at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (0OP+5)

312 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Little Timothy was a bright young boy, and he was even fairly handsome. The only problem was that he was lost his eye in a fishing accident when he was younger. His family was too poor to afford a glass eye, so his grandfather whittled him a wooden one.

He was made fun of all through school for his eye and it completely destroyed his self esteem. But he was tired of letting the world get him down. The school dance was coming up and he would be darned if he didn't let himself have a good time. Timothy had eyes for a girl named Sally. She was shy and just as lonely as he was, due to having a fairly pronounced mustache, earning her the nickname, "Hair-lip". Well Timmy saw past her 'stache and thought she was the most beautiful girl in school, and he decided he was going to ask her out. He waited until lunch, and spotted her eating a peanut butter sandwich alone in the corner of the lunchroom.

He marched up to her and said, "Sally, I've been seeing you around for a while, and, well... Would you like to go to the dance with me?" Sally's eyes lit up and she responded, "Would I!" "Hair-lip!" blurted Timothy and ran away.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (u82oZ)

313 Rocks are our future!

.....

I give them out for Halloween.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (Rfm/k)

314 302 Well I've been enjoying my new job. But now I get to adjust to starting on third shift this Sunday night after being first shift for the last 2 and a half years.
Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2022 08:45 PM (vMCab)

Graveyard shift shouldn't be too hard on a dead guy...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (BgMrQ)

315 307 Rocks use no electricity. Rocks are our future! Zero carbon for the win.
Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:46 PM (Gu023)

I endorse this message!

Posted by: Fred Flinstone at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (oHd/0)

316 We should start a Go Fund Me to ban Go Fund Me. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (Gu023)

317 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive. A 2 foot drift of ice against my garage door. There isn't one cell in my body that doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Ladyl

I feel for you - I attacked it in two shifts earlier today. Luckily, the snow seemed rather dry and relatively light but the ice underneath was a bear.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 08:48 PM (mD/uy)

318 Rocks are our future!

Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 08:48 PM (II3Gr)

319 313 Rocks are our future!
.....
I give them out for Halloween.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (Rfm/k)

Don't do that, the poor kid will grow up to be a drug addict and eventually kill himself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (q3gwH)

320 Wood eye!
Posted by: Hare lip

Very few remember that joke. And I cannot find it on the internet for a copy/paste.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (lDvMn)


I recall that one from one of the many volumes of "Truly Tasteless Jokes" I bought at a mall bookstore back in the 80s. Fun times!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (mZUr4)

321 This looks promising:

@DrewHLive
1h
DEVELOPING: Telegram group "Truckers For Freedom" has announced Freedom Truckers are now ready to protest at GoFundMe's headquarters in Redwood City, CA

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (VhE0u)

322 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive. A 2 foot drift of ice against my garage door. There isn't one cell in my body that doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Ladyl

Take heart, good lady. There is alcohol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (dNqv+)

323 52. Just watched Cocaine Cowboys on Roku.

Damn, Miami in the 70s and 80s...


That's when Mrs. Paco and I lived there. We bought our first house in 1985, and were perplexed that, every couple of months, someone would come to our door - either police or private investigators - and ask questions about the house next door. We didn't know the people, and they moved out the first year we were there, and some new folks moved in (husband and wife, both doctors). The woman remarked that she thought it was strange that the living room was covered in cheap paneling, and when she had it taken down, it turned out there was blood all over the walls. We eventually learned that the owner of the house had rented it out, in succession, to two men involved in the drug trade. Both wound up being murdered in the house. This was before we moved in, though. We lived in Miami for 12 years, and never fired a shot. Loved it.

Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (njExo)

324
Rumors of a "counter protest" tomorrow in Ottawa.

You all know what that means.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:50 PM (lDvMn)

325 The more tasteless a joke, the better. The very best are absolutely disgusting.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:50 PM (Gu023)

326 Rumors of a "counter protest" tomorrow in Ottawa.

You all know what that means.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:50 PM (lDvMn)

Hand picked commie pedophiles, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:51 PM (dNqv+)

327 DEVELOPING: Telegram group "Truckers For Freedom" has announced Freedom Truckers are now ready to protest at GoFundMe's headquarters in Redwood City, CA
Posted by: IrishEi

What is Telegram?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 08:51 PM (rz+/y)

328 Hope you're healing, Doof.
I'm sure it's going to take some time. Prayers sent for you and your family.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 04, 2022 08:41 PM (NpAcC)


Thank you for the prayers and the kind words. Really means a lot. Been doing OK - keeping busy. Friends and family have been great. Hordelings have been reaching out by email and text - and posting comforting comments. Y'all are the best!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (mZUr4)

329 Current situation could be a metaphor for Ridley Scott's series "Man in the High Castle".

Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (KAi1n)

330 Rumors of a "counter protest" tomorrow in Ottawa.

You all know what that means.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:50 PM (lDvMn)

Antifa, undercover RCMP, or both.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (II3Gr)

331 Hand picked commie pedophiles, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Targets. Make the Earth better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

332 267 This is funny. Jeff Toobin for CNN CEO? "fewer lawsuits; he's not going to harass anyone except himself"

https://tinyurl.com/36ydcx83

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at February 04, 2022 08:38 PM (XSIWL)

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BREAKING: CNN to rebrand by adding another C -- Changing Name to the "Chicken-Choking News Network." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (743lG)

333 Speaking of disgusting, remember the one that starts "Hilary Clinton steps into a bar..." and, er, I forgot the punchline but it was like everything else about Her Thighness.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (Gu023)

334 Hiya Doof !

Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (arJlL)

335 Just read that GiveSendGo got kicked off their platform. Any truth to that?

Posted by: SnailRacer at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (Qeb9g)

336 Rumors of a "counter protest" tomorrow in Ottawa.

You all know what that means.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

I can't wait to see the antifag soyboys fuck with a trucker or farmer.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 08:53 PM (rz+/y)

337 I recall that one from one of the many volumes of "Truly Tasteless Jokes" I bought at a mall bookstore back in the 80s. Fun times!
Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (mZUr4)

instead of "hare lip", the version I knew was "peg leg! peg leg!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:53 PM (q3gwH)

338 The first adult joke I can remember my father telling me was:

Did you hear Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor started up a charity to help minority kids with scholarships?

It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 08:53 PM (Rfm/k)

339 Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Because the greatest love of all...*hic* *sob*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at February 04, 2022 08:54 PM (Xrfse)

340 Ah yes. The pedophile cabal ruling finance is continuing their usual policy of brazen theft.

I cannot wait until these fucking people get what they do whenever they wear out their welcome.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 08:54 PM (RJToO)

341 310 Emmie didn't work for me, and was getting them on my phone and haven't been on my tablet lately.
Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 08:47 PM (2JoB


Well, at least it's not just me.

Posted by: Emmie is unacceptable, eh at February 04, 2022 08:54 PM (6RgRK)

342 youtube "comedian trolls portland city council zoom meeting."
Pretty damn amusing.

Posted by: yep at February 04, 2022 08:54 PM (C/WmF)

343 Truckers are deplorable and probably Bible thumping bigots, not to mention racists.

*wonders where all the food in the grocery store went*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:54 PM (Gu023)

344 276 At last! Watching 'Conagher', a guy fires his Winchester by first simply cocking the hammer. I've never seen a western where anyone used a Winchester without first dramatically levering a cartridge into the chamber.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 08:40 PM (pK7cg)

John Wayne does in Rio Bravo and a couple of others. He levers a round into the chamber and then de-cocks the rifle, only to later cock it and shoot.

Posted by: SARDiver at February 04, 2022 08:54 PM (Cmxw7)

345 293 {{{LadyL}}}

** Hands you muscle relaxer and Ben Gay. **

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

-------

I know a great masseur named Gay Ben!

Posted by: Shep! at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (743lG)

346 Being called "jive turkey" was a serious insult.

In the third grade.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (EZebt)

347 Speaking of Justin Castro, where is he because this dude pictured in 2022 is NOT him. (Compared to 2021 picture and all the others).
https://mobile.twitter.com/masonlemarquis/
status/1489518564143149057/photo/1
Posted by: Paolo Castro at February 04, 2022 08:09 PM (VYxP2)


The best comment is: "I don't get this joke but he looks like he's slowly transforming into Tucker Carlson"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (ZMraq)

348 Hey doof, hope you and yours are doing as well as can be.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (II3Gr)

349
He marched up to her and said, "Sally, I've been seeing you around for a while, and, well... Would you like to go to the dance with me?" Sally's eyes lit up and she responded, "Would I!" "Hair-lip!" blurted Timothy and ran away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


That's great!
Super Dave told it a little differently.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (lDvMn)

350 336 Just read that GiveSendGo got kicked off their platform. Any truth to that?
Posted by: SnailRacer at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (Qeb9g)

Not seeing anything on that at Small Dead Animals

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (BgMrQ)

351 Yep,

Trudeau and the Canadian Commies are planning to bring massive violence and property destruction to Ottowa tomorrow. All of it will be blamed on the truckers. Everyone there should have no illusions about what is about to happen.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 08:56 PM (VDbGO)

352 I saw John Wayne pick up a .50 cal machine gun and shoot a plane down from the hip. It's true!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 08:56 PM (q3gwH)

353 Just read that GiveSendGo got kicked off their platform. Any truth to that?
Posted by: SnailRacer

You have got to be kidding me. Seriously? I gotta pull up GETTR

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 08:57 PM (rz+/y)

354 Shep!

You are on your own. And I am sure LadyL would turn a gay straight if a massage table and micro towel was involved.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

355 Interesting. Just saw a claim that if there's enough chargebacks against GoFundMe the card processors are supposed to pull their services.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:57 PM (SchxB)

356 >>> What is Telegram?
~~~~~

I don't use it but I believe it's an instant messenger app.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 08:57 PM (VhE0u)

357 givesendgo pulls up an archived version just now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (dNqv+)

358 It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 08:53 PM (Rfm/k)

I'm dying here...lol

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (BgMrQ)

359 Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales

Eh. Found on the Internet. YMMV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

360 Trudeau and the Canadian Commies are planning to bring massive violence and property destruction to Ottowa tomorrow. All of it will be blamed on the truckers. Everyone there should have no illusions about what is about to happen.
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 08:56 PM (VDbGO)

Canadians don't tolerate disorder. But the fact Liberals have to resort to obvious false flags that decimate their own supply chains is a sign of true desperation.

Also... do you have any idea how to stop multiple rapidly accelerating trucks? Because that was a big part of the failure to shut down the border protest with force.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (RJToO)

361 Political correctness has destroyed humor. This is very sad, like losing a dear friend and one of society's main strengths, the ability to find at least momentary happiness. What kind of a world is it without humor? Answer: This one. Damn, lived too long again.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (Gu023)

362 305 Nice, each chargeback costs GoFundMe $29.

The may need to have a fundraiser if enough people do that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:46 PM (SchxB)

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Damn! Didn't know it would be that high. Need to virally spread that word ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (743lG)

363 First adult joke I remember, which was pretty shocking, considering we're an uptight kinda family and my uptight kinda mom told it to me:

Two women are having coffee, and one says, "Do you smoke after intercourse?" The other says, "Oh, I don't know; I never looked!"

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 08:59 PM (OX9vb)

364 Sam Adams

If true, there are options.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

365 Super Dave told it a little differently.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (lDvMn)

The guy who started me as a lifelong consumer of genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 08:59 PM (RJToO)

366 348 Being called "jive turkey" was a serious insult.
In the third grade.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (EZebt)
BeeGees right? Back during disco?

Posted by: Eromero at February 04, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)

367 I always uncock my Winchester ... wait, what are we talking about?

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (Gu023)

368 322 Good evening, Horde. I spent over an hour shoveling about five inches of global warming from my drive. A 2 foot drift of ice against my garage door. There isn't one cell in my body that doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Ladyl

Take heart, good lady. There is alcohol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:49 PM (dNqv+)


I actually made myself a little drink. Rare for me, but it was necessary. My back feels like cement.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

369 Nice!

ProudArmyBrat
@leslibless
27m
$100,000 has been donated to Freedom Truckers on GiveSendGo in one hour. It's so busy on there right now that their server is limited.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (VhE0u)

370 Damn! Didn't know it would be that high. Need to virally spread that word ...

I've also seen a report that if they dispute you chargeback you should just refile, as every subsequent refile costs them more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (SchxB)

371 Keep a sharp eye on what transpires in Canada.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (Xrfse)

372 That's what I suspect that the counter-protest is to cause trouble and will be blamed on truckers and they will get J6

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (2JoB8)

373 >>> 358 Interesting. Just saw a claim that if there's enough chargebacks against GoFundMe the card processors are supposed to pull their services.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:57 PM (SchxB)

Yes, credit card companies do monitor such things. I wouldn't by shocked if AMEX, VISA etc refuse to notice thousands of chargebacks against GFM. However I'm still tempted to make a small donation to the truckers' fund and then dispute the charge just to fuck with both the CC and GFM.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (llON8)

374 Hey, did you know this was in the first draft of the Declaration of Independence?

"A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Jive Turkey is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

Posted by: Paco at February 04, 2022 09:01 PM (njExo)

375 You had money left after Spencer Gifts?
Posted by: Miklos remembers the Rich Kids at February 04, 2022 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)


Most of my money went to Sam Goodey!!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 09:01 PM (mZUr4)

376 Been in touch with my colleagues up north. The insurrectionist truckers are using CB radios to communicate with each other instead of the internet. Worse yet, they're using some kind of bizzarro code speak, with odd phrases like Rubber Ducky and Big Ten Four.


It's aggravating as hell.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (yDmyH)

377 ^

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (geLO8)

378
Antifa, undercover RCMP, or both.

Canadian mounted baby, a police force that works

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (63Dwl)

379 Yes, credit card companies do monitor such things. I wouldn't by shocked if AMEX, VISA etc refuse to notice thousands of chargebacks against GFM. However I'm still tempted to make a small donation to the truckers' fund and then dispute the charge just to fuck with both the CC and GFM.

Just make sure it's less than $29.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (SchxB)

380 Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated and he will use criminal code if necessary. Holy shit.

Sooner or later this thing is going to get out of hand.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (rz+/y)

381 @363 trevoo6,

Right now antifa appears to view those trucks as sitting targets.

So, what has up until now been a totally peaceful protest will now be presented by the corrupt Commie press as a hateful, violent uprising, with antifa painted as the "good guys."

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (VDbGO)

382 >>> 373 Nice!

ProudArmyBrat
@leslibless
27m
$100,000 has been donated to Freedom Truckers on GiveSendGo in one hour. It's so busy on there right now that their server is limited.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (VhE0u)

HA HA! The GFM cvnts might want to think about what could come after "I'm donating through this other service".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (llON8)

383 They are making Ewetoob almost useless. I want to see how to take a Jeep dash apart, and I get an ad for some asshole insurance company. I kill the link, and the poor fucker who posted the instructions doesn't get his pittance from Ewetoob.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2022 08:28 PM (P3gRi)


go to Redirect.invidious.io, choose and instance and either paste the Yootoob URL in it, OR you can search within Invidious.

Like Nitter, Invidious works better than youtube, for some reason

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (ZMraq)

384 First adult joke I heard about six decades ago: A young couple are having sex and he says, "Spread your legs more," and she says, "What are you trying to do, get your balls in there?" and he replies, "No, I'm trying to get them out!"

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (Gu023)

385 I actually made myself a little drink. Rare for me, but it was necessary. My back feels like cement.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (TdMsT)

It's part of being 29.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (dNqv+)

386 Hiya Doof !
Posted by: JT at February 04, 2022 08:52 PM (arJlL)

Hey doof, hope you and yours are doing as well as can be.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 04, 2022 08:55 PM (II3Gr)


Howdy JT! Thanks, Insom!

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (mZUr4)

387 (( raises wineglass to the Horde, sings ))

♪ Morons rush innnnn
Where soybois fear to gooooo
But soybois never winnnnn
Their bodies like play-douggggh...

(( crashes to floor, spasmodically writhing ))

Posted by: vampire mindful webworker at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (4K0Cd)

388 DEVELOPING: Telegram group "Truckers For Freedom" has announced Freedom Truckers are now ready to protest at GoFundMe's headquarters in Redwood City, CA
Posted by: IrishEi

What is Telegram?
Posted by: Blutarski


.. - .----. ... / .- / ... . -.-. .-. . -

Posted by: Adriane the BBC Critic ... at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (okV1R)

389 I think they will find that there is a lot more support for the truckers right now than there is for Trudeau

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (5HBd1)

390 Better turn this off and keep to sleep schedule
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2022 09:03 PM (2JoB8)

391 Best to you and your sons, Doof ...

Posted by: Adriane the BBC Critic ... at February 04, 2022 09:04 PM (okV1R)

392 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:04 PM (dNqv+)

393 (( stands up, dusts self off ))

Sorry. I'll use autotune next time.

Posted by: vampire batty mindful webworker at February 04, 2022 09:04 PM (4K0Cd)

394
.-.. . - .----. ... / --. --- / -... .-. .- -. -.. --- -.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

395
Keep a sharp eye on what transpires in Canada.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Will do!

Posted by: dan crenshaw "super veteran" at February 04, 2022 09:05 PM (lDvMn)

396 380 Been in touch with my colleagues up north. The insurrectionist truckers are using CB radios to communicate with each other instead of the internet. Worse yet, they're using some kind of bizzarro code speak, with odd phrases like Rubber Ducky and Big Ten Four.

It's aggravating as hell.
Posted by: Bob from the NSA
--------------------

Musk tweeted about CBs last week.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 04, 2022 09:05 PM (m+yM6)

397 Ladyl. Hunter Biden coulda snorted that snow in no time, flat.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 04, 2022 09:05 PM (QzJWU)

398 Drink more ovaltine?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:05 PM (dNqv+)

399 NyCly Dog should feel reMorse.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:05 PM (Gu023)

400 Hey Doof - glad you are hanging in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (mD/uy)

401 Ruthless

Not me. But semaphore is out of my league.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

402 However I'm still tempted to make a small donation to the truckers' fund and then dispute the charge just to fuck with both the CC and GFM.

**

oooh, this is a good idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (CM8Oa)

403 353 Yep,

Trudeau and the Canadian Commies are planning to bring massive violence and property destruction to Ottowa tomorrow. All of it will be blamed on the truckers. Everyone there should have no illusions about what is about to happen.

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What's Canadian for Reichstag Fire? We'll be talking about 2/5 like 1/6 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (743lG)

404 Are we willows now, bending in the wind of a new post?

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (Gu023)

405 I actually made myself a little drink. Rare for me, but it was necessary. My back feels like cement.
Posted by: Ladyl


epsom salts and a nice hot soak ...

Take care!

Posted by: Adriane the BBC Critic ... at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (okV1R)

406 NyCly Dog: What is a Sema for?

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (Gu023)

407 Musk tweeted about CBs last week.

Just don't call anyone on the CB "good buddy". I hear it's taken on a more... intimate tone since the 1970's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (SchxB)

408 From Telegram: It seems that as soon as GiveSendGo agreed to host the convoy donations their host pulled them from the domain.

However, a later message said they are inundated and that is causing the outage.

Hope its the latter.

Posted by: SnailRacer at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (Qeb9g)

409 How long before ace gets corralled in Beijing for attempted surprise sex with the contestants?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (6liew)

410 358 Interesting. Just saw a claim that if there's enough chargebacks against GoFundMe the card processors are supposed to pull their services.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 08:57 PM (SchxB)

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Awesome Sauce. Make it so, #1!

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (743lG)

411
I have no doubt the FBI has people in Ottawa, up to no good.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 09:09 PM (lDvMn)

412 411 NyCly Dog: What is a Sema for?
Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (Gu023)

Isn't that a raceway out in California?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:09 PM (dNqv+)

413 The Ottawa counterprotest is supposed to be at the City Hall that isn't on Parliament Hill but I don't know how far it is from the Truckers' protest area there.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 04, 2022 09:09 PM (UHVv4)

414 What's Canadian for Reichstag Fire? We'll be talking about 2/5 like 1/6 ...
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it

All for a fake vaccine that is neither safe nor effective against a virus that has a 99.5% survival rate. At at the end of pandemic.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:10 PM (rz+/y)

415 Givesendgo is all jammed up.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 09:10 PM (VhE0u)

416 The counter protest will consist of six crying little girls and their Queen, Triggly Puff.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:10 PM (Gu023)

417 However I'm still tempted to make a small donation to the truckers' fund and then dispute the charge just to fuck with both the CC and GFM.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (llON

I like the way you think!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (q3gwH)

418 "What is a Sema for?"


In town it's $20. Not sure about out in the sticks.

Posted by: davidt at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (yDmyH)

419 Ruthless

Specialty Equipment Market Association
https://www.sema.org/

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (u82oZ)

420 360 givesendgo pulls up an archived version just now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 08:58 PM (dNqv+)

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Finally came up for me. Love it -- Goal? $16 million.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (743lG)

421 I was watching a story in Beijing earlier today.

Apparently China is so controlling that if you are a Chinese citizen that purchases anything even as benign as ibuprofen, you are being ordered in by the government for COVID testing.

Reporters, athletes, coaches, etc, have to have daily COVID tests.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (Rfm/k)

422 All for a fake vaccine that is neither safe nor effective against a virus that has a 99.5% survival rate. At at the end of pandemic.

It's obviously very important to our betters.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

423 The FBI is everywhere, and wherever they go they are up to no good. It's in their motto, probably.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (Gu023)

424 "They had armored cars and tanks and jeeps and rigs of every size. Them chickencoops were full of bears, and choppers filled the skies."

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (VDbGO)

425 The Ottawa counterprotest is supposed to be at the City Hall that isn't on Parliament Hill but I don't know how far it is from the Truckers' protest area there.

I wonder how long the counterprotesters will be there before they figure out they're just cannon fodder?

Bring yer kids! Bloodied kids make for great pictures!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:12 PM (SchxB)

426 Just don't call anyone on the CB "good buddy". I hear it's taken on a more... intimate tone since the 1970's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (SchxB)

I rate this as true.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 09:12 PM (AmoqO)

427 Hope its the latter.
Posted by: SnailRacer at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (Qeb9g)
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Pretty sure they're being inundated. I finally got on their website after about 10 tries, and then when I clicked on the Trucker Convoy link, it went bust again.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 09:13 PM (VhE0u)

428 NyCly Dog -- Thanks for explaining. I thought it was some kind of Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:13 PM (Gu023)

429 Bitter Clinger

Do it China! Make everyone in the Olympics hate you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)

430 >>> 422 Interesting. Just saw a claim that if there's enough chargebacks against GoFundMe the card processors are supposed to pull their services.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

Tomorrow I will contact the South Carolina AG and insist that he contact GFM and require an immediate refund to all donors from SC.

He might actually do that.
Posted by: Miklos, seeing opportunity at February 04, 2022 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

I like this. We should look up our states AG offices and ask them what are they doing about this brazen theft.

....ok, anyone living in a sane state.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:14 PM (llON8)

431 Ruthless

You lead a wild and crazy life.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:14 PM (u82oZ)

432 370 Just read that GiveSendGo got kicked off their platform. Any truth to that?
Posted by: SnailRacer

GiveSendGo is reporting a stream of trucker contributions.

Posted by: Miklos (FORMER journalist) actually checks things at February 04, 2022 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

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Reminds me of when El Rushbo would mention some website and their servers would get overwhelmed -- kind of a friendly DDoS attack.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:14 PM (743lG)

433 Would it be the CIA aiding the RCMPs, rather than the FBI?


International vs National.

Posted by: davidt at February 04, 2022 09:14 PM (yDmyH)

434 428 All for a fake vaccine that is neither safe nor effective against a virus that has a 99.5% survival rate. At at the end of pandemic.

It's obviously very important to our betters.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

POWER and CONTROL is what is really important to our fucking tyrants.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:15 PM (dNqv+)

435 Miklos, seeing opportunity & Helena Handbasket

Great idea. I will do that with the Kansas AG on Monday.

He should remember me. I asked him at a meeting if a jury would convict me for doing what I wanted to telemarketers. He could not answer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)

436 Wish I could share a video I just saw on FB. Young guy, likely Russian, strips down to his shorts and goes out into the lake and busts ice to get to a dog that had fallen through. He managed to get the dog back to shore and he got back safely too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (5HBd1)

437 >>> 440
.....
POWER and CONTROL is what is really important to our fucking tyrants.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:15 PM (dNqv+)

There are adrenalin addicts, drug addicts, sex addicts, etc etc and some addicts can't ever have enough power over others.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (llON8)

438 NyCly Dog -- Thank you. And you wear a funny hat. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I believe that, as someone once used to say, Humor is the Spice of Life.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (Gu023)

439 I like this. We should look up our states AG offices and ask them what are they doing about this brazen theft.

....ok, anyone living in a sane state.


AZ's AG is sitting on election fraud evidence and making videos of himself flailing about with nunchuks. Not sure if this state qualifies as "sane".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (SchxB)

440 However I'm still tempted to make a small donation to the truckers' fund and then dispute the charge just to fuck with both the CC and GFM.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (llON

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Great idea, but GFM paused their account a couple days ago -- so no new donations allowed.

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (743lG)

441 Saw a photo of the American Olympic team all masked up and waving our flag. So sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:17 PM (Xrfse)

442 Best to you and your sons, Doof ...
Posted by: Adriane the BBC Critic ... at February 04, 2022 09:04 PM (okV1R)


Thank you

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 09:17 PM (mZUr4)

443 I like this. We should look up our states AG offices and ask them what are they doing about this brazen theft.

....ok, anyone living in a sane state.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:14 PM (llON

How about the new AG of Virginia...

Hmmm...Hmmm...look pretty good on a young man's resume

Posted by: zombie Judge Smails at February 04, 2022 09:17 PM (BgMrQ)

444 Hmm. The Morse got disappeared...as did my response.

I guess Bob doesn't like it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 09:17 PM (Lt1JN)

445 >>> 446 However I'm still tempted to make a small donation to the truckers' fund and then dispute the charge just to fuck with both the CC and GFM.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:00 PM (llON
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Great idea, but GFM paused their account a couple days ago -- so no new donations allowed.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (743lG)

Hmm, good to know. Maybe some other random fund that I wouldn't mind if they received the money.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:18 PM (llON8)

446 So, what has up until now been a totally peaceful protest will now be presented by the corrupt Commie press as a hateful, violent uprising, with antifa painted as the "good guys."
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (VDbGO)

So the Trudeau government first planned to make the truckers unemployable, then called them white supremacists, then robbed them?

Look, these aren't people who are terribly happy about being wronged, and they have the heavy equipment to go out with some violence.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 09:18 PM (RJToO)

447 Go Fund Me has officially seized 9 million in donations meant for the truckers. They intend to donate it to 'others charities', which may include BLM.

You have until Feb 19th to request a refund or else it's gone.


Big Tech is a cancer.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

448 432 Just don't call anyone on the CB "good buddy". I hear it's taken on a more... intimate tone since the 1970's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (SchxB)

I rate this as true.
Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 09:12 PM (AmoqO)

Yeah, that and Little Buddy... /wink wink

Posted by: The Skipper at February 04, 2022 09:19 PM (oHd/0)

449
Instead of "counter protestors," I call them government confederates.

*a person one works with, especially in something secret or illegal; an accomplice

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 09:20 PM (lDvMn)

450 Hey Doof - glad you are hanging in there.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 09:07 PM (mD/uy)


The Lord is providing a lot of comfort and support through many people. A whole lot of it here. It's amazing

Posted by: Doof at February 04, 2022 09:20 PM (mZUr4)

451 trev006

The Canadian Military is too small to feed Canada.

Just go home and park the truck.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ)

452 432 Just don't call anyone on the CB "good buddy". I hear it's taken on a more... intimate tone since the 1970's.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:08 PM (SchxB)

I rate this as true.
Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 09:12 PM (AmoqO)



Trucker Clock who wants some?!

https://youtu.be/eHR9LEZD58U

Posted by: buzzion at February 04, 2022 09:20 PM (vMCab)

453 Hmm, I thought the F in GFM stood for "fund," but I should have noticed it is actually the F word. Yeah, four letters, starts with F.... *whacks self on forehead*

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (Gu023)

454 454 Go Fund Me has officially seized 9 million in donations meant for the truckers. They intend to donate it to 'others charities', which may include BLM.

You have until Feb 19th to request a refund or else it's gone.

Big Tech is a cancer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

Bait and Switch is Fraud. As this is done across border electronically, it is Wire Fraud.

Posted by: The Skipper at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (oHd/0)

455 Rekeita is saying on FNT, reading the statement from GFM that supposedly the people who organized the GFM will be able to decide where the funds go, as long as it is a charity 'verified by GFM.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (dNqv+)

456 Military apparently has told Ottawa; Nah brah. Find someone else.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (YglAn)

457 Great idea, but GFM paused their account a couple days ago -- so no new donations allowed.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:16 PM (743lG)

I would have donated a lot more money using GoFundMe if I thought the Canadian government wouldn't simply invoke notwithstanding even if a court decision went against them.

If you haven't done it by now, don't. You might lose that money without recourse.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (RJToO)

458 If people keep being told that they are violent, eventually they will believe it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (Xb0Gn)

459 Tomorrow I will contact the South Carolina AG and insist that he contact GFM and require an immediate refund to all donors from SC.

He might actually do that.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing opportunity at February 04, 2022 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

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Great idea, Miklos. I'll do that here in AZ, not that that weasel Brnovich will act on it (like his inaction on the proven election fraud here).

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (743lG)

460 Just don't donate to the Teamster's Union ... they're probably all Demonrats.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:22 PM (Gu023)

461 https://www.defense.gov/ News/ Releases/Release/ Article/2923283/dod-identifies-army-casualty/


Strange coincidence.

Posted by: J at February 04, 2022 09:22 PM (iF0HG)

462 I won't watch a second of the Beijing Olympics.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 09:22 PM (Kz9dH)

463 Lasagna is lasagning, garlic bread at the ready. Who's with me?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (SH2Zi)

464 >>> 462 454 Go Fund Me has officially seized 9 million in donations meant for the truckers. They intend to donate it to 'others charities', which may include BLM.

You have until Feb 19th to request a refund or else it's gone.

Big Tech is a cancer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)

Bait and Switch is Fraud. As this is done across border electronically, it is Wire Fraud.
Posted by: The Skipper at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (oHd/0)

Heh. Good to know the proper terms; I don't think "fcking shitbag thieves" is in anyone's legal code.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (llON8)

465 Spotify has deleted 113 episodes of Rogan's podcast.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (rz+/y)

466 I'm hoping NBC loses their shirt on these Olympics.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)

467 Heh. Good to know the proper terms; I don't think "fcking shitbag thieves" is in anyone's legal code.

It should be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (SchxB)

468 Spotify should be ashamed. But it is part of the kink.

Second look at CDs put on a big hard drive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

469 Hi Flounder -- Thanks for the reminder, I have the meatballs browned and the hot water ready for the pasta. I will respectfully say good night and go stuff my face.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (Gu023)

470 473 Spotify has deleted 113 episodes of Rogan's podcast.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (rz+/y)


Hmmm. Where is this posted?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (4fSQf)

471 Who gives a sh*t about one black woman when there were millions of confirmed illegal ballots counted via dropboxes in Pennsylvania and Wisconsin, as the courts have confirmed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - holy men warn what happens if you play Rogan podcasts backwards at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (Xb0Gn)

472 there's still a good chance that the "counter protest" will be a big flop. It's easy to announce, hard to pull off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (q3gwH)

473 AlaBAMA

Wait. The Winter Olympics have started?

Yawn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:25 PM (u82oZ)

474 Spotify has deleted 113 episodes of Rogan's podcast.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (rz+/y)

Those absolute tools. I love it. Rogan could correctly call it a breach of contract and set up on his lonesome.

First indie guest: Owen Benjamin.

Posted by: trev006 at February 04, 2022 09:25 PM (RJToO)

475 RICO

Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2022 09:25 PM (KAi1n)

476 Heh. For some reason GoFraudMe's wiki page has a lot of edits today. It will probably get locked soon if it isn't already.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:25 PM (SchxB)

477 481 there's still a good chance that the "counter protest" will be a big flop. It's easy to announce, hard to pull off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (q3gwH)

Depends on what it is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:26 PM (dNqv+)

478 While I do not want to add legs to rainmandodo' s comment, here is the real story. The player is obviously scum:
https://tinyurl.com/bddnshvh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 04, 2022 09:26 PM (e/BfD)

479 Fraud, Conspiracy to commit fraud, Breach of Fiduciary Duty, Conspiracy to Breach Fiduciary Duty...

A state AG could have Big Fun with this
Posted by: Miklos, cautiously optimistic at February 04, 2022 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)

And as the Supreme Court has deemed money IS speech? at least in a political context... isn't this retroactively infringing on Free Speech?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 09:26 PM (oHd/0)

480 >>> 463 Rekeita is saying on FNT, reading the statement from GFM that supposedly the people who organized the GFM will be able to decide where the funds go, as long as it is a charity 'verified by GFM.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:21 PM (dNqv+)

Isn't that special. Do they have a *published online* list of *approved* charities that anyone may view *before* making a donation? Why do they allow donations to be made to any fund if it is *not* on the "approved" list? How much money are they getting on interest on the cash they hold until they decide, oopsie, you can't send your money to those guys over there? Still sounds like a great example of Bait and Switch to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:27 PM (llON8)

481 GFM is a private, non-state actor.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

482 Yeah, she was ineligible to vote. Here's what she was on probation for:

On April 29, 2015, she pled guilty to tampering with evidence and forgery, both felonies, and misdemeanor counts of perjury, stalking, theft under $500 and escape. Moses was placed on probation for seven years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 09:28 PM (5HBd1)

483 And as the Supreme Court has deemed money IS speech? at least in a political context... isn't this retroactively infringing on Free Speech?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 09:26 PM (oHd/0)

Sure, but Canadians do not have the first amendment and what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:28 PM (dNqv+)

484 Hmmm. Where is this posted?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Saw on GETTR. My Link Fu skills are weak, but here's what was posted.


https://www.jremissing.com/

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:28 PM (rz+/y)

485
GFM is a private, non-state actor.
Posted by: SFGoth


lol

"quasi"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 09:29 PM (lDvMn)

486 GFM is a private, non-state actor.
Posted by: SFGoth

Not what you mean, I know, but they seem to be acting very strongly for the State.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (dNqv+)

487 Have a great night, everyone.

Stay warm and happy.

And remember, regardless of the true story in Canada, the media is the schwerpunkt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (u82oZ)

488 Yes, but they have the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms which is part of the Canadian Consitution, created in 1982.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (5HBd1)

489 491 GFM is a private, non-state actor.
Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

Who, according to press reports, did this at the behest of the Canadian Government.

Making them an Agent of said Government. Not sure how this plays under Canadian Law... but do we allow other governments to infringe on the Free Speech of Americans... oh... wait... China, Olympians... never mind.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (oHd/0)

490 Sure, but Canadians do not have the first amendment and what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:28 PM (dNqv+)

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GoFundMe is an American company, no?

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (743lG)

491 GFM is a private, non-state actor.
Posted by: SFGoth
lol
"quasi"
Posted by: Soothsayer's

Sorta rhymes with Stasi... Fuck them to hell.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (FyMEc)

492
Covid deaths per population in Israel are now higher than any time during the previous 4 peaks. Israel is one of the most vaxxed countries in the world.

Negative efficacy has now moved to deaths, looks like. This is clear evidence of VEI, vaccine enhanced infection.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 09:31 PM (Mzdiz)

493 Sure, but Canadians do not have the first amendment and what are you going to do about it?

Class action with "Americans who donated" as a class comes to mind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:31 PM (SchxB)

494 >>> Spotify has deleted 113 episodes of Rogan's podcast.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:23 PM (rz+/y)


Leftists always eventually win.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 04, 2022 09:32 PM (l6b3d)

495 GoFundMe is an American company, no?
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:30 PM (743lG)

And they are doing the RIGHT thing.
-Nancy Pelosi, Kagan, Sotomayor, Biden, Hillary

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 04, 2022 09:32 PM (dNqv+)

496 The only person prosecuted for voter fraud in pa.

**

Dumbass, please keep up.

The dropboxes were found to be unconstitutional. Only 25% of votes were cast in person, so that means there were millions upon millions of illegal votes. Full stop, the end.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 09:32 PM (CM8Oa)

497 Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated and he will use criminal code if necessary. Holy shit.
Sooner or later this thing is going to get out of hand.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (rz+/y)


Because the Canadian Ethos is to deny your neighbor food and shelter when it is below freezing in the Winter.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 09:33 PM (ZMraq)

498 You must bake a homo cake but GFM can deny use of their product based on any reason they want.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 04, 2022 09:33 PM (Kz9dH)

499 Millions upon millions of illegal votes.

It's not even debatable any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 09:34 PM (CM8Oa)

500 You fucked up! You trusted us. Hey- just try and make the best of it.

Posted by: GoFundMe at February 04, 2022 09:34 PM (geLO8)

501 Dumbass, please keep up.

I try.

Oh, you meant the resident troll, sorry. Notice he provides no links, only accusations?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:34 PM (SchxB)

502 Blanco Basura,

That "Portland Comedian Trolls City Council Zoom Meeting" link was pure comedy gold.

Thanks!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 09:34 PM (VDbGO)

503 RICO

Sigh.

Posted by: The Maytag Repairman at February 04, 2022 09:35 PM (Xrfse)

504 Lasagna is lasagning, garlic bread at the ready. Who's with me?
Posted by: flounder

Mmmmmmmm. . . . garlic bread.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 04, 2022 09:35 PM (mD/uy)

505 Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated and he will use criminal code if necessary. Holy shit.
Sooner or later this thing is going to get out of hand.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:02 PM (rz+/y)

Wow. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 09:35 PM (II3Gr)

506 hahaha, I lurvs me some Raimondo generator device, especially during Hey Did You Know Black People Can Occasionally Do Normal Stuff Too Month

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 09:36 PM (CM8Oa)

507 Now I want Garlic Bread.

Or Olive Garden bread sticks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:36 PM (4fSQf)

508 >Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated

for what

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:36 PM (geLO8)

509 A black woman invented garlic bread in the 12th century.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 09:37 PM (CM8Oa)

510 for what
Posted by: DB

Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:37 PM (rz+/y)

511 That "Portland Comedian Trolls City Council Zoom Meeting" link was pure comedy gold.

Thanks!


You're welcome? I don't remember posting that one. I hope I wasn't throwing stuff in here sober.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:37 PM (SchxB)

512 Millions upon millions of illegal votes. It's not even debatable any longer.

Obviously nothing is to be done about it. We're supposed to just move along...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:37 PM (Xrfse)

513 508 >Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated

for what
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:36 PM (geLO

Doesn't matter. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 09:37 PM (II3Gr)

514 "They intend to donate it to 'others charities', which may include BLM. --You have until Feb 19th to request a refund or else it's gone."

imo, in the current mafia standard world we inhabit ... these mob lawyers that planned this theft should be gunned down in public ... since our government/mafia is complicit.

Isn't that how our nation was formed .. rebelling against a criminal government theft of our liberties?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 04, 2022 09:37 PM (Cus5s)

515 I'm so proud right now to be a small part of Shep's Place. Last week some asshole dumped their elderly diabetic dog in a box at a local Walmart. A kind soul found her and took her to an animal shelter who contacted Russell our "pack leader". He took her to a vet to get her stablilized, then to a vet hospital for further treatment. She's responded well and is now in foster care. Hopefully we can get her to our humble little house called Shep's Place soon.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 04, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel)

516 So if someone set up a GoFundMe for Uighar activists, and China told GFM they were violent, GFM would do also shit them down?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:38 PM (lCui1)

517 Interesting thought (to me anyway):

Will the Insurance companies cover the truckers if their rigs are "damaged in a riot".

I seem to remember that property claims are voided in times of civil unrest.

Anybody care to opine?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)

518 >Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated

for what

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:36 PM (geLO

Conspiracy to make people happy.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 09:38 PM (SH2Zi)

519 Crap. Thought it was you.

Okay, whoever posted the Portland Comedian City Council link, thank you!

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (VDbGO)

520
A black tranny invented Toasted Raviolis in 4500 B.C.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (lDvMn)

521 Also, Mitt Romney is "lashing out" after the Reps censured Liz and Adam.

Can you imagine weak tea Mitt "lashing out"?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (rz+/y)

522 >>> 508 >Ottawa police chief says if anyone gives food or water to protesting truckers they will be investigated

for what
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:36 PM (geLO

conspiracy! Insurrection!! HOARDERS WRECKERS KULAKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Ottawa Police Chief at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (llON8)

523 Same playbook as Jan 6th.

Arrests of all filmed. License plates. Loss of CDLs.

Exact same playbook.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (4fSQf)

524 {{{Jewells45}}}

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)

525
Funniest one I saw today: Screeching Woketards were on Twitter with photos of convoy participants building some temporary structures, with propane tanks and disel fuel containers all around.

They screeched "The seditionists are building a bomb factory! Reeeeeeeee!".

No, they were building make-shirt outdoor kitchens to cook food. For anyone, too, BTW.

The truckers have created an actual functioning "autonomous zone" in Ottawa. Because they're the people who actually know how to build stuff and get 'er done.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 09:40 PM (Mzdiz)

526 I seem to remember that property claims are voided in times of civil unrest.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 09:38 PM (BgMrQ)

Don't know the answer, but if true, and if it requires a formal declaration, then it would be prudent to note that, at the time, certain peoples' stuff is fair game.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 09:40 PM (SH2Zi)

527 This is clear evidence of VEI, vaccine enhanced infection.

If it saves just one life. Eh, who the fuck are we kidding? Stay safe.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at February 04, 2022 09:41 PM (Xrfse)

528 Arrests of all filmed. License plates. Loss of CDLs.

Exact same playbook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

There's a difference... who exactly is going to deliver food to Canada's groceries?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:41 PM (lCui1)

529 491 GFM is a private, non-state actor.

Posted by: SFGoth at February 04, 2022 09:27 PM (KAi1n)

So they can be sued?

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 09:41 PM (AmoqO)

530 Canceled Spotify. Told them if they are going to bend to the censors, I don't need their services.

Too bad. I liked Spotify. But I can live without it.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at February 04, 2022 09:42 PM (OX9vb)

531 There's a difference... who exactly is going to deliver food to Canada's groceries?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:41 PM (lCui1)

Sled dogs? Moose-drawn carts?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 09:42 PM (II3Gr)

532 not withstanding how effed up America seems, I've often wondered what is wrong with Canada. They deliberately live in a frozen hell, they elect socialists and commies to government, and they tolerate the French.

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO8)

533 There's a difference... who exactly is going to deliver food to Canada's groceries?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:41 PM (lCui1)


National Guard to the rescue!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:42 PM (4fSQf)

534 Also, Mitt Romney is "lashing out" after the Reps censured Liz and Adam.

Can you imagine weak tea Mitt "lashing out"?

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:39 PM (rz+/y)

Actual video of said event.

https://youtu.be/YersIyzsOpc

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 09:42 PM (SH2Zi)

535 I had a set of rubber medals made to wear in the shower. No more nipple rust!

Posted by: field marschall von tilley at February 04, 2022 09:43 PM (jxmu6)

536 516 So if someone set up a GoFundMe for Uighar activists, and China told GFM they were violent, GFM would do also shit them down?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:38 PM (lCui1)


Sounds like they'd probably just give the money to Xi directly.

Posted by: Splunge at February 04, 2022 09:43 PM (PQ4Fz)

537 >Sled dogs? Moose-drawn carts?


Oh no. Mooses bite.

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:43 PM (geLO8)

538 Because they're the people who actually know how to build stuff and get 'er done.

And that scares the crap out of the left.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:43 PM (Xrfse)

539 The liberal cities are electing these Marxist shitbags. They are the ones who want daddy to run their lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

540 >>There's a difference... who exactly is going to deliver food to Canada's groceries?

Would seem to be a bit of a problem. Particularly with farmers now occupying Ottawa.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 04, 2022 09:44 PM (ZLI7S)

541 537 >Sled dogs? Moose-drawn carts?


Oh no. Mooses bite.
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:43 PM (geLO

Oh right. Has your sister recovered fully?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 09:44 PM (II3Gr)

542 I hope I wasn't throwing stuff in here sober.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Doooood

Posted by: Even Miklos knows better at February 04, 2022 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

543 Another problem Trudeau has is that he's got no Trump to rally TDS with. Canadians seem pretty united in either not caring for Justin to actively hating him.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:45 PM (lCui1)

544 the thing about Rogan is that the minute Spotify tells him he is surplus to their needs, he can pull Dan Bongino up on his rolodex and Dan would take him out sparring, shooting, and to dinner with his family while arranging how to set up his Locals page and his Rumble account, and they would probably waive the fees because of the size of his audience.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2022 09:46 PM (ZMraq)

545 The liberal cities are electing these Marxist shitbags. They are the ones who want daddy to run their lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

We've secretly replaced the food with dry cold air. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Canuck Truckers at February 04, 2022 09:46 PM (SH2Zi)

546 Oh no. Mooses bite.
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:43 PM (geLO

Tim Bits >>> Moose Bits

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 04, 2022 09:46 PM (BgMrQ)

547 Still waiting to see what utter ridiculous shit Team Brandon comes up with to piss off even more people.

Guessing good old gun grab or registration maybe.

Beto is trying to install license plate readers everywhere.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:47 PM (4fSQf)

548 432 Reminds me of when El Rushbo would mention some website and their servers would get overwhelmed -- kind of a friendly DDoS attack.
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:14 PM (743lG)


Your post just reminded me that said phenomenon was also once referred to as, "the Slashdot effect." I bailed when they went full commie long ago so I dunno if their linking to smaller sites poses such a problem in current year.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 04, 2022 09:47 PM (DTX3h)

549 Beware weak men put into dangerous situations.

Not saying Castreaux has the stones to do anything drastic, but you never know.

Posted by: ballistic at February 04, 2022 09:47 PM (oXNqT)

550 Park and disable some semis at overpasses...

Posted by: davidt at February 04, 2022 09:47 PM (yDmyH)

551 They deliberately live in a frozen hell, they elect socialists and commies to government, and they tolerate the French.
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:42 PM (geLO

I forget the percentage, but the majority of Canucks live south of Detroit if I recall.

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 09:48 PM (cPGH3)

552
Dammit I hate the vacuum cleaner so damn much. I've hated it since I was just a little kid. I would trade any chore, just so I didn't have to listen to that headache-machine.

When my folks had a house with central vacuum, I was happy. Vacuum away. No skull-cracking noise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Cf/uA)

553 545 The liberal cities are electing these Marxist shitbags. They are the ones who want daddy to run their lives.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)

We've secretly replaced the food with dry cold air. Let's see if anyone notices.
Posted by: Canuck Truckers at February 04, 2022 09:46 PM (SH2Zi


Sure. I get it. But Trudeau will declare a national emergency and start using the Mounties or whatever they have in Canada.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:48 PM (4fSQf)

554 They deliberately live in a frozen hell, they elect socialists and commies to government, and they tolerate the French.

......

And their bacon is inferior.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 09:49 PM (Rfm/k)

555 If anyone gets Sharyl Attkison's show, she's having some doctors that called Covid right all along to speculate what's next. I'm a little uneasy about watching it.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (rz+/y)

556 >>> 554 They deliberately live in a frozen hell, they elect socialists and commies to government, and they tolerate the French.

......

And their bacon is inferior.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 09:49 PM (Rfm/k)

I bet they don't even have Bacon Wenches up there!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (llON8)

557 554 They deliberately live in a frozen hell, they elect socialists and commies to government, and they tolerate the French.

......

And their bacon is inferior.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 09:49 PM (Rfm/k)

This is true. Let it never be forgotten.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (II3Gr)

558
Oh, they've been working on a Moronic specific mRNA vaccine. Same thing as the original, just using the Omicron spike.

Well, guess what, in primate tests, they've found the Moronic specific jab is no more effective against Moronic than the original! It's a total failure.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (Mzdiz)

559 I guess I'm passionate about the Canuck truckers and farmers because they are taking a stand. Haven't seen a whole of of that here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)

560 >>> 555 If anyone gets Sharyl Attkison's show, she's having some doctors that called Covid right all along to speculate what's next. I'm a little uneasy about watching it.
Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (rz+/y)

Share? In the ONT if not here.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:51 PM (llON8)

561 LOL Headline over at ZeroHedge:

"Adam Carolla: If AOC Was 'Fat And In Her Sixties' Nobody Would Listen To Her"['/b]

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:51 PM (743lG)

562 ...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (llON8)

563 552 Dammit I hate the vacuum cleaner so damn much. I've hated it since I was just a little kid. I would trade any chore, just so I didn't have to listen to that headache-machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Cf/uA)


I grew up terrified that errant Legos that I didn't pick up would get vacuumed up.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (DTX3h)

564 Guess I won't be having maple syrup on my French Toast any time soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (4fSQf)

565 >Sure. I get it. But Trudeau will declare a national emergency and start using the Mounties or whatever they have in Canada.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

well, what are his options?

1) cave
2) negotiate with the protesters/strikers
3) attempt to arrest/break up the protest
4) ?

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8)

566 The cool part is that, in response to truckers blocking roads, the Canadian authorities have started...blocking roads.

Posted by: is for Miklos to laugh at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

567 Ottawa is going to have to decide. I'm guessing the government with enough local support... forced or paid for, will run the truckers out next week. Likely with little or no violence.

Lots of payoffs. As always... follow the money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (BFigT)

568 #342 yep,

YOU'RE the one I meant to thank! Hilarious video, man. Thank you.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (VDbGO)

569 Share? In the ONT if not here.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I just know it's on her next program which I think I get on Saturday morning. Her show is syndicated so could be anywhere.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (rz+/y)

570 @thecjpearson 5m

Just spoke with Georgia Attorney General
@ChrisCarr_Ga
who said he will have his team look into GoFundMe's theft of millions of dollars from hardworking Americans supporting the #FreedomConvoy.

Good on him. This is how we fight back.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (zWpOF)

571 Well, guess what, in primate tests, they've found the Moronic specific jab is no more effective against Moronic than the original! It's a total failure.

Even if it worked, by the time it could be rolled out Oh-Mi-Cron! will have already rolled through the population and rendered it worthless anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (SchxB)

572 564 Guess I won't be having maple syrup on my French Toast any time soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (4fSQf)

Make sure it's sourced from Vermont.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (II3Gr)

573 RCMP. Dudley DoRight.
Dunno about Nell.

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (cPGH3)

574 >> If anyone gets Sharyl Attkison's show, she's having some doctors that called Covid right all along

Is one of them Vanden Bossche? He predicted what would happen if they did this pretty much to a T about a year ago.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (Mzdiz)

575 >And their bacon is inferior.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 09:49 PM (Rfm/k)

This is true. Let it never be forgotten.

Posted by: Insomniac


Right? IT'S JUST THINLY-SLICED HAM, PEOPLE. That's not bacon.

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (geLO8)

576 He won't cave. He's a narcissistic prick who suckles the ballsack of the global cabal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)

577 License plate readers and traffic cams. And always popular .22 magnums.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (lz5hY)

578 559 I guess I'm passionate about the Canuck truckers and farmers because they are taking a stand. Haven't seen a whole of of that here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:50 PM (Xrfse)

------

Exactly. I was calling Sweden the new leader of the Free World when the virus madness began, and now that title goes to Canada. Hopefully, we'll re-secure it for ourselves. #Soon. [I still say our movement (wifey can't stop laughing, wondering if we need ex-lax) side needs a leader who will unite the clans ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at February 04, 2022 09:55 PM (743lG)

579 >>> 564 Guess I won't be having maple syrup on my French Toast any time soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:52 PM (4fSQf)

We could have sent you some but since you've insulted us with your ignorance, you're cut off! HA!

Posted by: Wisconsin and Vermont at February 04, 2022 09:55 PM (llON8)

580 Truckers need some part of govt to openly support them; that would force Trudeau out of hiding

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:55 PM (lCui1)

581 IT'S JUST THINLY-SLICED HAM, PEOPLE. That's not bacon.
Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (geLO
Loin, but okay

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 09:56 PM (cPGH3)

582 Last!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 04, 2022 09:56 PM (JfNvZ)

583 Right? IT'S JUST THINLY-SLICED HAM, PEOPLE. That's not bacon.

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:54 PM (geLO

I know. Why do they eve call it bacon.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 09:56 PM (AmoqO)

584 I'd like to hear some of the pro-virus folks get out the crayons and explain to us stupid people why the places like Israel with the highest vaccination are also seeing the highest infection rates.

C'mon, Pfauci and Pfizer and Pfriends. Let's hear it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CTCCTCGGCGGGCACGTAG at February 04, 2022 09:56 PM (CM8Oa)

585 We could have sent you some but since you've insulted us with your ignorance, you're cut off! HA!
Posted by: Wisconsin and Vermont at February 04, 2022 09:55 PM (llON


Your maple trees talk funny

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 04, 2022 09:56 PM (4fSQf)

586 Is one of them Vanden Bossche? He predicted what would happen if they did this pretty much to a T about a year ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

I do not know. Her program is called Full Measure and her website has list of stations that carry it. Sorry couldn't answer.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 09:56 PM (rz+/y)

587 >>> 580 Truckers need some part of govt to openly support them; that would force Trudeau out of hiding
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:55 PM (lCui1)

Haven't some of the Western provinces started to question Hair Leader?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:57 PM (llON8)

588 >Loin, but okay

Posted by: MkY


hey I don't know, just know it's not bacon

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 09:57 PM (geLO8)

589 Dammit I hate the vacuum cleaner so damn much. I've hated it since I was just a little kid. I would trade any chore, just so I didn't have to listen to that headache-machine.
When my folks had a house with central vacuum, I was happy. Vacuum away. No skull-cracking noise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Cf/uA)
~~~~~

You need a Roomba. They're the best!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 04, 2022 09:57 PM (VhE0u)

590 Hopefully, we'll re-secure it for ourselves. #Soon.

One can always hope.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (Xrfse)

591 So what exactly does Canada do with pig bellies since they don't make bacon? Hmmm?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (lCui1)

592 I know. Why do they eve call it bacon.

I thought it was back bacon, eh?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (SchxB)

593
You need a Roomba. They're the best!
Posted by: IrishEi

smash duct taped a knife to hers. it's a baaaad roomba.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (IJES/)

594 YD, I wear earplugs or such while vacuuming.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (llON8)

595 Canadian "bacon" on an English muffin with egg and cheese would be an awesome breakfast sandwich.

If only...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (BFigT)

596 Why does Fidel Castro in his younger pictures look like Liam Neeson?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (YglAn)

597
YD, I wear earplugs or such while vacuuming.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (llON

------

Duh. I have a ton of earplugs for shooting.

*smacks head*

Thanks, LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 09:59 PM (Cf/uA)

598 I cured some Canadian bacon last week.

Better than Canadian bacon from the store, but still not bacon.

I wonder if I could grind fatback and pork loin and mix it together in a loaf, cure it and smoke it and make like a bacon loaf.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 04, 2022 10:00 PM (Rfm/k)

599 also my employer will no longer require weekly testing of the unvaccinated

masks come off on the 18th, county-wide (except public transpo, because that's DOT/feds, and they remain asshoe)

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:00 PM (geLO8)

600 Costco calls pork bellies...Pork Belly Roasts.
I guess it's a thing. I make our bacon, and I wouldn't roast that gold intact for anything.

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:00 PM (cPGH3)

601 I thought it was back bacon, eh?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:58 PM (SchxB)

I've had fat back before. And dysentery.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 10:01 PM (AmoqO)

602 By the way, if you think American "conservatives" are fucking useless, Canadian "conservatives" say, "Hold my beer."

I didn't think there could be weaker tea.

But there is.

Much weaker.

Makes Mittens Romney look positively Ramboesque.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 04, 2022 10:01 PM (VDbGO)

603
I really can't believe I didn't think about the earplugs. They've been right there on my dresser the whole time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (Cf/uA)

604 I've had fat back before. And dysentery.
Unsmoked bacon, but cured. You didn't get dysentery from it, unless it wasn't cured.

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (cPGH3)

605 598 On the TV show port protection one of the guys makes an "old man" bacon like that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (lz5hY)

606 I buy pork belly on occasion. Wife won't eat it until I cut the nipples off.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (AmoqO)

607 >By the way, if you think American "conservatives" are fucking useless, Canadian "conservatives" say, "Hold my beer."


none of them seem to have conserved anything, except their phoney-baloney jobs

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:03 PM (geLO8)

608 Breakfast ham is different from "ham ham". If you get my drift. IMO drier, saltier. Maybe it's just what we're used to here in the mid-south.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 10:03 PM (BFigT)

609 Even if it worked, by the time it could be rolled out Oh-Mi-Cron! will have already rolled through the population and rendered it worthless anyways.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 04, 2022 09:53 PM (SchxB)

Demonstrating why we heretofore don't vaccinate for colds.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 04, 2022 10:03 PM (SH2Zi)

610 Unsmoked bacon, but cured. You didn't get dysentery from it, unless it wasn't cured.

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:02 PM (cPGH3)

This was cut off of the whole pig, in southeast Asia.

Posted by: Javems at February 04, 2022 10:04 PM (AmoqO)

611 you guys don't nood anymore?

Posted by: DB at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (geLO8)

612 There's a Nood you know.

Posted by: Blutarski at February 04, 2022 10:05 PM (rz+/y)

613 Breakfast ham is different from "ham ham". If you get my drift. IMO drier, saltier. Maybe it's just what we're used to here in the mid-south.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 04, 2022 10:03 PM (BFigT)

Country ham and City Ham. Sweet cure or salt cure. Salt cure, you really gotta rinse it and my Pop always cooked it in water or old coffee to knock down the brine,

Posted by: MkY at February 04, 2022 10:06 PM (cPGH3)

614 552
Dammit I hate the vacuum cleaner so damn much. I've hated it since I was just a little kid. I would trade any chore, just so I didn't have to listen to that headache-machine.

When my folks had a house with central vacuum, I was happy. Vacuum away. No skull-cracking noise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Cf/uA)


So, get a whisk broom and dustpan.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at February 04, 2022 10:29 PM (8C7+r)

615 https://i.postIMG.cc/pLmQwMCP/fuck-aboot.jpg

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 04, 2022 11:06 PM (ZSK0i)

616 48 That gazelle is amazing. Pure speed.
Posted by: wth

Love speed!
----
Pretty sure that's a springbok.

Posted by: Ciampino at February 05, 2022 02:52 AM (qfLjt)

617 Vladimir Putin and Viktor Orban fly to Canada to meet with Justin Trudeau on the issue of global warming.

Ironically, an ice storm hits Ottawa, shutting down airports and delaying the arrival of other world leaders. The three men sit awkwardly until Orban suggests Trudeau take them out ice fishing.

Trudeau, being a pansy, says he has fishing equipment. Orban laughs and says "I will show you how men fish in Hungary".

So the three men make their way out to a frozen lake where Orban and Putin begin to drill a fishing hole in the ice. Trudeau says "How will you catch fish with no fishing pole?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 05, 2022 10:14 PM (Rfm/k)

618 Orban drops his trousers, whips out his junk and dips his dick into the fishing hole. "Is cold!" he chuckles, but within a minute his hips wiggle and he stands up with a fish biting onto his penis. Trudeau is amazed, Putin chuckles, and Orban takes two fingers and pokes the fish in the eyes cashing the fish to release his cock and fall onto the ice.

"Comrade", says Orban to Putin motioning to the ice hole. Putin drops his pants and assumes the position with his cock in the ice hole. He looks up and grins and says "Deep, too." Within seconds, his hips wriggle and he stands up with a fish attached to his dick. Likewise, he pokes the fish in its eyes and it releases and falls to the ice.

Orban and Putin look at Trudeau and say "Would you like to give it a try?"

Trudeau replies, "Sure, but you have to promise not to poke me in the eyes like that."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 05, 2022 10:15 PM (Rfm/k)

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