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10 Truckistan Amb. Poso @JackPosobiec; 2h
BREAKING: Liberal Party votes down motion to condemn the use of blackface on the first day of Black History Month in Canadian Parliament
[andy: for accuracy actually the House of Commons]

Here it is...
Andrew Lawton @AndrewLawton; 3h
Liberal MPs deny unanimous consent to motion from Conservative MP @ArnoldViersen condemning blackface.
[29-second video]

https://nitter.net/AndrewLawton/status/
1488623375106953219#m

Posted by: Hershey Corp. at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (UHVv4)

11 Dalmatian Deer

That's just weird.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (njfCw)

12 That pic. I'm hearing Wagnerian music from Apocalypse ~~Now~~ Honk

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (786Ro)

13 Snowmageddon!!! Earlier, the NWS was predicting between 6 and 22 inches of snow. Way to narrow it down there, boys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (nwLhJ)

14 Evening, Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (CCdQT)

15 H7 called me "not riff raff ". That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at February 01, 2022 07:54 PM (r2qm/)

16 Thank you for soothing cafe.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at February 01, 2022 07:54 PM (qpX6U)

17 #10 Off Marxist corporation sock. BTW, fuck me.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 07:54 PM (UHVv4)

18 parliamentary politics are very confusing

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 07:54 PM (V13WU)

19 While laid up with the China virus, I watched all of season 1 of 1883.

Hoo boy, that was intense. And now I'm restless for season 2.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2022 07:55 PM (ptqGC)

20 Top Picture...

Pilot to bombardier, formation on target for SUV...

Posted by: Father Guido Romeo... at February 01, 2022 07:55 PM (oHd/0)

21 Truckistan Amb. Poso @JackPosobiec
Reporter: How long do you plan to protest?
Trucker: Just two weeks to flatten the curve

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 07:55 PM (UHVv4)

22 There's no way that dog did not eat the butterflies.

Posted by: Col Sanders at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (LKTKP)

23 That Dalmatian Deer - I wonder who spotted him first?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (mD/uy)

24 Wish my old dog would run like that. She was trying to play last night and that's about as good as it gets.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (5HBd1)

25 >>>Puppy meeting some butterflies.

=====

Dog and butterflies,
Up in the air they like to fly.

"I think we're on to something."

Posted by: Wilson Sisters at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (EPRp+)

26 parliamentary politics are very confusing

I keep hoping they'll have an emergency session and give Castro's kid a vote of no confidence. But I don't know how long they have to wait since the last time they did that is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (SchxB)

27 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee; 6h
Trudeau Demands Truckers Get Vaccinated Like He Did So They Don't Catch COVID Like He Did

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (UHVv4)

28 >>> between 6 and 22 inches

Only one way to find out, Ladies.

Posted by: fluffy at February 01, 2022 07:57 PM (CCdQT)

29 Why is this sock stuck to my pants leg?

Getoffme

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 07:57 PM (LKTKP)

30 Time after Time was such a great part of the Australian movie Strictly Ballroom. Quite the romantic movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

31 In before the riff-raff!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 07:52 PM

And madness takes its toll?

Posted by: Magenta at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

32 @JackPosobiec; 2h
BREAKING: Liberal Party votes down motion to condemn the use of blackface on the first day of Black History Month in Canadian Parliament
[andy: for accuracy actually the House of Commons]

This shocks no one and no one will piss about it.

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (Zz0t1)

33 18 parliamentary politics are very confusing

word. Where's George Clinton when we need him?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (njfCw)

34 3
In before the riff-raff!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 07:52 PM (/U27+)

/sings

The darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming.
Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life. Into my life...

Posted by: Riff Raf at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (oHd/0)

35 Puppies and ducklings walking on a road is all Twitter needs..

-------

I diasgree. Half-starved jungle cats stalking the hallways in search of tender, soy-fed Silicon Valley CHUDs to sate their bloodthirst is all Twitter needs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (Cf/uA)

36 That Dalmatian Deer - I wonder who spotted him first?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (mD/uy)

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Bummer of a birthmark, Frank.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 07:59 PM (OAuaP)

37 Sea Lions looking for seals
Dalmatian Deer needs a puppy friend
And ducklings moving faster than the puppies

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB8)

38 We need to ask our Canadien members how likely a vote of No Confidence is.

That could solve Canada's immediate problem.

A US Navy Commanding Officer would be fired and court-martialed for less.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 07:59 PM (u82oZ)

39 Eh. The backstrap all tastes the same.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (njfCw)

40 I keep hoping they'll have an emergency session and give Castro's kid a vote of no confidence.

===

that would be devastating ! then they can make fun of his hair on twitter which would totally do him in

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (V13WU)

41 I diasgree. Half-starved jungle cats stalking the hallways in search of tender, soy-fed Silicon Valley CHUDs to sate their bloodthirst is all Twitter needs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (Cf/uA)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (ptqGC)

42 I hate bats.
Posted by: Col Sanders at February 01, 2022 07:52 PM

Us, too.

Posted by: Big Penguin at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

43 That Dalmatian Deer - I wonder who spotted him first?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 07:56 PM (mD/uy)

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Bummer of a birthmark, Frank.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 07:59 PM (OAuaP)

So, what's the birthmark on your wife's ass look like to you? I think it's a question mark. Do YOU have any questions?

- Stephen King - Cujo

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

44 37 Sea Lions looking for seals
Dalmatian Deer needs a puppy friend
And ducklings moving faster than the puppies
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2022 07:59 PM (2JoB

If one of those Sea Lions, eats a sea Lion... would it be cannibalism?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (oHd/0)

45
13 Snowmageddon!!! Earlier, the NWS was predicting between 6 and 22 inches of snow. Way to narrow it down there, boys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (nwLhJ)

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A proper 95% confidence interval would have a negative number as the lower limit.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (pf8+U)

46 Thank goodness, Ace, I needed this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (hOUT3)

47 I diasgree. Half-starved jungle cats stalking the hallways in search of tender, soy-fed Silicon Valley CHUDs to sate their bloodthirst is all Twitter needs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 07:58 PM (Cf/uA

You sound nice!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (LKTKP)

48 Robbery failed.

Damn. Layin' the smackdown on some biznitches!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

49 no tigers...sad

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)

50 Snowmageddon!!! Earlier, the NWS was predicting between 6 and 22 inches of snow. Way to narrow it down there, boys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (nwLhJ)

But you should be scared out of your fucking mind because they NAMED THE STORM!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 01, 2022 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

51 So, what's the birthmark on your wife's ass look like to you? I think it's a question mark. Do YOU have any questions?

- Stephen King - ~~Cujo~~Culo
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

FTFY

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

52 Yudhishthira's Dice

Like the way you think.

How to get a Zombie apocalypse that goes after government-trusting Leftists?

Not a worry in Texas. Bam! Bam! Bam! :Nice grouping, Dad."

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

53 But you should be scared out of your fucking mind because they NAMED THE STORM!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 01, 2022 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Fuck the name, is it a SUPERstorm?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

54 *and then on twitter they can make fun of his hair, which will totally do him in ? ok fine

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:02 PM (V13WU)

55 Starting to get the idea you can see just 1 Twitter clip, the 2nd is blocked.

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2022 08:02 PM (2JoB8)

56 Truckistan Amb. Poso @JackPosobiec
Reporter: How long do you plan to protest?
Trucker: Just two weeks to flatten the curve

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 07:55 PM (UHVv4)

That's gold.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (SH2Zi)

57 I need a vodka!

Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (yrol0)

58 See lion?
Sea lion.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (II3Gr)

59 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (yrol0)

60 That pic. I'm hearing Wagnerian music from Apocalypse Now Honk
Posted by: Hands

Was the music in my head, too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (OssQ4)

61 >>Are they mice?

Look more like rats to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

62 Truckistan Amb. Poso @JackPosobiec
Reporter: How long do you plan to protest?
Trucker: Just two weeks to flatten the curve

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 07:55 PM (UHVv4)

LOL !!!

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (V13WU)

63 I'd worry about this winter storm, but I was already killed by net neutrality. Or was it tax cuts? I forget which. Anyway, I'm already dead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (OAuaP)

64 I can't share this, because it came through on FB, but it's a video of a Canadian trucker. He got one of the meal bags handed out. Whoever was doing those had their kids put a note in the bag. His was a thank you note from an 11 year old boy and it had him in tears. Me too. I hope they win this thing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

65 YD, I saw your great news about Vanessa. Wonderful!!!!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (ctIE/)

66 Oh well bed time anyway.
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (2JoB8)

67 64 I'd worry about this winter storm, but I was already killed by net neutrality. Or was it tax cuts? I forget which. Anyway, I'm already dead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (OAuaP)

Withdrawal from the Paris Accords.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (II3Gr)

68 Robbery failed.

Damn. Layin' the smackdown on some biznitches!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:01 PM (II3Gr)

Dude knocked that rat's whig into next week.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (SH2Zi)

69 that would be devastating ! then they can make fun of his hair on twitter which would totally do him in

Pretty sure in the parliamentary system a vote of no confidence is the first step to removing someone from office who is considered unfit to lead. But I'll let the Canadians here tell me I'm wrong about that before I say more.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:05 PM (SchxB)

70 Duke Lowell

Are you ready? I see scare quotes for Columbia.

And in Kansas City, Cannibal Bob is having a YouTube demonstration of ... techniques.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

71 I hope they win this thing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 08:04 PM (5HBd1)

They've won the PR war, so far.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (SH2Zi)

72 And in Kansas City, Cannibal Bob is having a YouTube demonstration of ... techniques.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:05 PM (u82oZ)

Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (II3Gr)

73 If one of those Sea Lions, eats a sea Lion... would it be cannibalism?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM

nurse would prefer they eat those sea otters, who are thoroughly nasty creatures, unlike river otters who are fun, playful, and hold hands.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

74 I have on an episode of TOS. It's the one with The Riddler in half blackface.

But they have remastered it so the SFX are CGI.

This is some sort of war crime.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (9otr5)

75 SNOW DAY called for tomorrow!

waHOO mountain dew

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (geLO8)

76 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!

You have bacon deficit in your diet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (SchxB)

77 Snowmaggedon will usher in the Upsilon variant of the Coof. New jabs are on the way.

Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (Xrfse)

78 'Negative, Gooserider.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (0OP+5)

79 Pretty sure in the parliamentary system a vote of no confidence is the first step to removing someone from office who is considered unfit to lead.

==

he is in hiding and they will never find him

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (V13WU)

80 Insomniac, it means eat more red meat.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (ctIE/)

81 Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker

You need an Angus steak in the worst way. That's what it means.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

82 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (II3Gr)

It means when I see you with a tire iron, I'm running away!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (PiwSw)

83 Not mice, rat.
Looks like a packrat, they're a pain here.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (tHtan)

84 Dalmatian deer is really pretty. I love black & white spotted animals.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (NpAcC)

85
We're now the proud owners of a transfer switch so we can run the well and either the furnace or AC from our large generator.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (/U27+)

86 Yeah, they are going nuts with ice storm talk for thursday and friday here.

It was 62 out, per my car on the way to work. Damn, it feels good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (f4mjo)

87 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM

You're ready for Lena/Trigglypuff Round 2?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

88 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (II3Gr)

It means you are not well.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (V13WU)

89 You have bacon deficit in your diet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM (SchxB)

That's true regardless. Have you SEEN the price of bacon at the grocery store? Even the cheap stuff is like $8-9 a package!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (II3Gr)

90 he is in hiding and they will never find him

Like Bai Den during the campaign or like Saddam after GWII?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (SchxB)

91 Puppies and ducklings always = major cuteness.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (NpAcC)

92 Tell me, Insomniac- was this person you ate your mother?

Posted by: Sigmund Fraud at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (f4mjo)

93 dims are getting ready to give up on the wuflu and declare victory

Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (us2H3)

94 >>>[65] I can't share this, because it came through on FB, but it's a video of a Canadian trucker. He got one of the meal bags handed out. Whoever was doing those had their kids put a note in the bag. His was a thank you note from an 11-year-old boy and it had him in tears. Me too. I hope they win this thing.
================
This might be it ... tinyurl.com/mrx427ax

Posted by: Kathy at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (h3RRP)

95 Duncanthrax nails it in one!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (ctIE/)

96 so can you bring an old item from a previous thread to a new thread?
Posted by: RedDinger

Referencing Groundhog Day?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (mD/uy)

97 Debt clock has rolled over 30 trillion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (LKTKP)

98 That's true regardless. Have you SEEN the price of bacon at the grocery store? Even the cheap stuff is like $8-9 a package!

I've been afraid to look. The grown men looking into the cooler and weeping kept me away.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (SchxB)

99 It means you are not well.
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (V13WU)

Everybody has fucked up dreams sometimes, but yes...I already knew that anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (II3Gr)

100 >>>parliamentary politics are very confusing

Paramilitary politics > parliamentary politics

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (SH2Zi)

101 Hadrian the Seventh

Excellent. You don't want to fry lineman working on the system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

102 Even the cheap stuff is like $8-9 a package! <<< Grampa did that.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (Xrfse)

103 There probably is some weird psycho sexual interpretation a quack might make, but most likely you are just hungry for protein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (f4mjo)

104 I grew up just across the river from Canuckistan. Heck, I'm 1/8 Canadian myself. But I have never understood that Parliament-Funkadelic system. Not at all.

You must have to be a full-blown native of the Great White North to get it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (njfCw)

105 I love the smack down of the trannies trying to rob that poor guy.

I liked even better the spitter getting the big pimp hand smackdown.

Tha-Whack!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (R/m4+)

106 Lauren Boebert is asking if the Buccaneers promise to replace Tom Brady with a woman of color. LOL

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)

107 Posted by: Duncanthrax

Cleans gun.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (U2p+3)

108 Duncanthrax

Hmmm.

Insomniac, were you licking your eyebrow in this dream?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

109 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:06 PM

You are worried you will run out of condiments.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (SH2Zi)

110 Excellent. You don't want to fry lineman working on the system.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

Unless you eat them afterward.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:11 PM (O5vbk)

111 Reporter: How long do you plan to protest?
Trucker: Just two weeks to flatten the curve

Posted by: andycanuck

lol. Greg Kelly interviewed a Canadian trucker in his truck. How long to you plan to do this?

"We have enough food for a month, gas is on the way, people are making coffee. GFM is at about 10M.
We're staying as long as it takes."

It was great.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:11 PM (qpolg)

112 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Hey! Its a living.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

113 Lauren Boebert is asking if the Buccaneers promise to replace Tom Brady with a woman of color. LOL

No doubt inspired by the Babylon Bee earlier this week:

https://bit.ly/3s8ytQa

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:11 PM (SchxB)

114 Star Trek is on. It's the one where the black and white racist fights the white and black racist until kingdom come.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:12 PM (vrz2I)

115 Are you *assuming* the gender of that face that isn't really there?!

https://tinyurl.com/y7uzpkld

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2022 08:12 PM (OaZlZ)

116 AoS.

Come for the smart military blog.
Stay for the dream analysis.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

117 nurse!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:12 PM (ctIE/)

118 Insomniac, were you licking your eyebrow in this dream?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

No, not this one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:12 PM (O5vbk)

119 Yesterday I said if Trudeau was afraid, he'd be kneeling and giving the truckers everything they want, like he did for BLM.

I've updated my opinion. He is afraid -- but not *that* afraid -- and he's more afraid of his elite masters and Klaus Schwab than he is of the protesters. The protesters won't do to him what his masters would.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (OssQ4)

120 9 There will be no jacknapary in this thread!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (LKTKP)

It's "jackanapery"; you've listened to a bit too much Yoko and it has fried your brain.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (F0YaR)

121 Have you SEEN the price of bacon at the grocery store? Even the cheap stuff is like $8-9 a package!

I'm at $6 a pound, but have found something new: bacon ends! Basically, little blocks of bacon, and they're only $5 a pound.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (vOGqy)

122 Lauren Boebert is asking if the Buccaneers promise to replace Tom Brady with a woman of color. LOL
Posted by: Notsothoreau

She's my critter. She is good so far.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (qpolg)

123 It's "jackanapery"; you've listened to a bit too much Yoko and it has fried your brain.

Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (F0YaR

It's my truth. Get your own.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (LKTKP)

124 Like Bai Den during the campaign or like Saddam after GWII?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (SchxB)

that reminds me, did you know that Romanian royal family ran a cockfighting ring ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

125 Sea otters? Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (nwLhJ)

126 Ben Had!!!!

Omg. I miss you more than you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (U2p+3)

127 122 nicotine, nary a more addictive substance on God's green earth.
Posted by: RedDinger at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM (pdxTS)

But it is so good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (f4mjo)

128 110 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder
-------------

Being the diner or the main course can mean different things.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (jg5Rp)

129 Which airplanes were designed after those birds up top.

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (+ya+t)

130 GnuBreed

Were you around for Flamewar Fridays? Those were fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

131 The dogs herding the bicyclist...rabbits did that to my dog once. Ran him into a parked car, gave him a nasty cut. Granted, he caught dozens of the things in his day, but I'm sure they all had a good laugh at that one.

Posted by: Mookie at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (u+Y3T)

132 >>>so can you bring an old item from a previous thread to a new thread?
Posted by: RedDinger at February 01, 2022 08:03 PM (pdxTS)

=====

Well, you're here, aren't you.

Posted by: Turn two at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (EPRp+)

133 Bacon went from a breakfast staple to a luxury good. Thanks Brandon!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (O5vbk)

134
We also had a 30A, 120V outlet put in so we can plug in the RV and run its AC off shore power.

Next week: flush toilets!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (/U27+)

135 "Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac"

It means you are starting to like people.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (vrz2I)

136 127 Sea otters? Those guys are fags!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Sea otters are sweet little
Floofers. They hold
Hands while they sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (U2p+3)

137 With ketchup.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (vrz2I)

138 That's true regardless. Have you SEEN the price of bacon at the grocery store? Even the cheap stuff is like $8-9 a package!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (II3Gr)

Oddly this has made Bentons Bacon affordable. It's still $9 a pound and so much better any bacon in the grocery store.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (0X6/9)

139 Being the diner or the main course can mean different things.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (jg5Rp)

*turns to a fresh page in notebook*

Posted by: Sigmund Fraud at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (f4mjo)

140 that reminds me, did you know that Romanian royal family ran a cockfighting ring ?

Chickens or guys with erections?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (SchxB)

141 We need to ask our Canadien members how likely a vote of No Confidence is.
-----------------------------------
Zero chance. The leftist-separatist Bloc Quebecois and the leftist NDP would vote with the Liberals over it. Also, it wouldn't see Justin have to resign and the Liberals choose a new party leader who would become the new PM but would trigger an election. No one wants an election esp. after the most-recent was just in Oct. 2021 including the Conservatives who have a RINO-esque leader who is attacking his own MPs for supporting the truckers etc. [He's our John McCain including being ex-military.]

The Liberals could dump Justin as leader [and the new leader would become PM] but the Party hierarchy won't call a leadership review to see him tossed as he's not that unpopular with his base yet to see that happen.

Ironically enough the Conservatives' backbenchers are tired of the RINO though and are trying to get a Party leadership review to get him tossed as leader though.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (UHVv4)

142 pigeon v rooster had me laughing

AND IT'S OVER!

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (geLO8)

143 Ben Had

♬ ♩ ♪ ♫ Good evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ ♪

Hope you, the horses, and the dogs are safe from the storm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

144 Insom, avoid charter flights over the Andes and late season wagon trains.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (4I/2K)

145 Good joke on Riff Trax just now.

Womens' breasts and model trains are alike. Both are made for kids but it's always the dads that end up playing with them.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (rz+/y)

146 596 copenhagen ... then skoal ... then long leaf. that stuff is more addicting to the nature of man than ... even caffeine.
Posted by: RedDinger at February 01, 2022 07:47 PM (pdxTS)
CoCaine, Copenhagen in a Can. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (0OP+5)

147 Lauren Boebert is asking if the Buccaneers promise to replace Tom Brady with a woman of color. LOL
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I *had* truly sympathized with Brian Flores, who I felt was prematurely dumped by Miami.

Sympathized right up to the very moment he played the race card and filed a race-based lawsuit. And I suspect I now know why they fired him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (njfCw)

148 "What about the lions"?

"Captain, if I say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach!"

Posted by: Maj Kilgore at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (DJp0o)

149 Hey all! I became a Star Seller on Etsy today. First time! I have a fancy new badge and everything! Thanks in no small part to you guys. I appreciate it

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (nxdel)

150 andycanuck

Thank you. Good copy. Well explained.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (u82oZ)

151 Cannibalism dreams are nothing to worry about until waiter Hannibal Lecter brings you a bottle of A1.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (lz5hY)

152 Chickens or guys with erections?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (SchxB)

chickens

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (V13WU)

153 I still have three pounds of bacon in the freezer from when Kroger was selling the packages on sale for like $5.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (f4mjo)

154 What I don't understand in Canada is how their party system works. I asked my boss at the time, who was Canadian, about it and he didn't understand it either.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1)

155 139 With ketchup.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (vrz2I)

Heh. No ketchup in the dream. Smoked, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (O5vbk)

156 Ironically enough the Conservatives' backbenchers are tired of the RINO though and are trying to get a Party leadership review to get him tossed as leader though.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (UHVv4

Ima gonna need Cliffs Notes to understand this system.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (LKTKP)

157 Congrats, Jewells!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (OssQ4)

158 chickens

Well that's just sick and wrong.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (SchxB)

159 Bacon $8/lb. Frigging stew meat, $7. Ham hocks $4? Grnd beef, $7 for the crap, $9 for the good. Thanks Brandon.

Posted by: Mookie at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (u+Y3T)

160 NaCly, the horses are all snug as a bug in a rug. Thank You, Dear.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (ctIE/)

161 my grocer had some steaks on sale
got a $19 black angus ribeye for $11

lb of bacon was $5

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (geLO8)

162 GnuBreed

Were you around for Flamewar Fridays? Those were fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

Yup. Mostly I just read the insults; ace's were best in class.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (F0YaR)

163 Ironically enough the Conservatives' backbenchers are tired of the RINO though and are trying to get a Party leadership review to get him tossed as leader though.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (UHVv4

when will they hand him ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)

164 {{{ Jewells45}}}

Your hard work, sharp eye for art, and fabrication skills put you there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (u82oZ)

165 Last I went, 73% ground beef was still 4.15/lb.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (f4mjo)

166 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 07:53 PM (LKTKP)

It's "jackanapery"; you've listened to a bit too much Yoko and it has fried your brain.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:13 PM

He's a big fan of Yoko; so much so that he induced MisHum to feature her on The ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

167 "We have enough food for a month, gas is on the way, people are making coffee. GFM is at about 10M.
We're staying as long as it takes."

It was great.
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:11 PM (qpolg)

The sad part to me is that it is the Canadian truckers, not US citizens, who seem to have found their spines!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (hOUT3)

168 Star Trek is on. It's the one where the black and white racist fights the white and black racist until kingdom come.
--------------------
Can't they just unite to kill all of the Grays??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (UHVv4)

169 also they had 93% lean ground beef @ $4.95/lb

got a 3lb tray

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (geLO8)

170 Congratulations Jewells45 - we knew you could do it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

171 GnuBreed

I learned never to piss off ace. Well, more than necessary. He has a skill in verbal takedowns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

172 um...hang him...of course Canada is different in many respects , maybe they hand too...

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:20 PM (V13WU)

173 Jewells, Congratulations.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:20 PM (ctIE/)

174 163 my grocer had some steaks on sale
got a $19 black angus ribeye for $11

lb of bacon was $5
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:18 PM (geLO

Did you have to scrape mold off it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:20 PM (II3Gr)

175 157 139 With ketchup.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (vrz2I)

Heh. No ketchup in the dream. Smoked, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (O5vbk)
Oh. So you smoked? I see.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5)

176 He's a big fan of Yoko; so much so that he induced MisHum to feature her on The ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q

It was more a dare that got a wee bit out of control.

Never thought he'd actually do it. Hmmm. Lesson learned.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (LKTKP)

177 {{{Jewells}}}
You were always a super star here!
But congrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (hOUT3)

178 Did you have to scrape mold off it?
Posted by: Insomniac

You had mold?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (mD/uy)

179 Star Trek is on. It's the one where the black and white racist fights the white and black racist until kingdom come.
--------------------
Can't they just unite to kill all of the Grays??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:19 PM (UHVv4)
---
I bet they both hate the people where the black and white split is at the height of the nose. White top or black top.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (OaZlZ)

180 Well that's just sick and wrong.

==

have you seen princess Irina ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

181 I love that chick getting the wig knocked right off her head. I am laughing so hard. That guy clleaned their clocks.

Posted by: cfo mom at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (Q8bDL)

182 Oh. So you smoked? I see.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5)

No, the long pig was smoked. As in, cooked in a smoker. Which looked a lot like an oversized crematorium incinerator...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (II3Gr)

183 Commissar Hrothgar

Good day to you. Did you send me a letter?

Anyway, I talked to two truckers at my friend's visitation. They are paying close attention to Canada. And OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

184 I image Flamewar Fridays required thick skin and a ferocious wit.

Must have been impressive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:22 PM (U2p+3)

185 I'm always amazed how often people respond to raykon not realizing he is the same troll. It's the same commenting style with weird syntax every time.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2022 08:22 PM (vMCab)

186 >Did you have to scrape mold off it?

nope
good stuff

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:22 PM (geLO8)

187 Oh. So you smoked? I see.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:20 PM (0OP+5)

Wonder exactly what he was smoking?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:22 PM (hOUT3)

188 I think the spotted deer is what they call a piebald. It's a genetic mutation. Those guys really need to keep their heads down during hunting season.

Posted by: Paco at February 01, 2022 08:22 PM (njExo)

189 That last video of Holland threatened to bring out my inner Quixote

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 08:23 PM (ZMraq)

190 188 I'm always amazed how often people respond to raykon not realizing he is the same troll. It's the same commenting style with weird syntax every time.
Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2022 08:22 PM (vMCab)

'Twould be impolite not to play along.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:23 PM (f4mjo)

191
Star Trek is on. It's the one where the black and white racist fights the white and black racist until kingdom come.

__________

Monocolored trash, do-gooders and bleeding hearts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2022 08:23 PM (/U27+)

192 Sea otters? Those guys are fags!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Sea otters are sweet little
FlPoofters. They hold
Hands while they sleep.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM

In the interests of blog harmony and can't-we-all-get-alongness, a slight edit aligns you and makes you both right!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

193 That's wonderful, Jewells!

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:23 PM (qpolg)

194 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

I am remiss, in the mail tomorrow AM!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:23 PM (hOUT3)

195 I wonder what kind of wood you use to smoke people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (f4mjo)

196 WHO's afraid of the Big Bad Germ.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (OaZlZ)

197 Big Sea Otter is relentless!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (LKTKP)

198 >>>[169] The sad part to me is that it is the Canadian truckers, not US citizens, who seem to have found their spines! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
=====
Washington DC is already the next planned destination for both US and Canadian truckers ... The logistics are being finalized, but actual dates need to wait until after the truckers complete their mission in Ottawa ... Here is one of the participating groups ... https://www.facebook.com/groups/428429165022269/

Posted by: Kathy at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (h3RRP)

199 I will never understand the mindset of "leaders" who either don't care or prefer that the average American suffers. This runs in both parties - worse on the left - and it's why Trump was popular. He genuinely seemed to want to make everyone's life better.

Posted by: Mookie at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (u+Y3T)

200 I wonder what kind of wood you use to smoke people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Phone poles

Posted by: Bruce at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (vd8XM)

201 198 I wonder what kind of wood you use to smoke people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (f4mjo)

If a Texan, use mesquite of course.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (II3Gr)

202 otters 'hold hands' to keep from drifting away while they sleep

it's not like they're dating

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8)

203 Yes, Jewells makes lovely things.
But.
It's her person, her love and attention to detail... it's her spirit that shows through that makes her pieces so special. Jewells made a piece for me out of a cross my Marine wore during the Crucible. It is perfect. And it was made with love and respect.

Nothing could be better.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (U2p+3)

204 Does pork freezer burn first for meats? I got 50 pounds of bacon I don't want to lose. And a crap ton of loins. I guess we need to eat pork every day.

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (z5Nun)

205 151 Hey all! I became a Star Seller on Etsy today. First time! I have a fancy new badge and everything! ...
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (nxdel)
-------------------

Congrats!

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (jg5Rp)

206 205 otters 'hold hands' to keep from drifting away while they sleep

it's not like they're dating
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO

You are shattering my illusions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (f4mjo)

207 have you seen princess Irina ?

Well, no.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (SchxB)

208 186 Commissar Hrothgar
Good day to you. Did you send me a letter?
Anyway, I talked to two truckers at my friend's visitation. They are paying close attention to Canada. And OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
OPSEC? I'd imagine it would not be easy to find a fibby smart enough to drive a 18wheeler.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (0OP+5)

209 Sea otters are sweet little
Floofers. They hold
Hands while they sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:15 PM (U2p+3)

So do stalkers.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (SH2Zi)

210 205 otters 'hold hands' to keep from drifting away while they sleep

it's not like they're dating
Posted by: DB

Jeepers. There's a lot of people I dated that I didn't mind drifting away from.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (U2p+3)

211 Posted by: Kathy at February 01, 2022 08:24 PM (h3RRP)
Farcebook does not like me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (hOUT3)

212 205 otters 'hold hands' to keep from drifting away while they sleep

it's not like they're dating
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO

When they wake up and start fucking is a different story.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:27 PM (II3Gr)

213 Aww thanks everyone! And thank you Nurse. It was my pleasure and honor.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 08:27 PM (nxdel)

214 Ok, let's try this one:

raykon... fuck off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 08:27 PM (Cf/uA)

215 151 Hey all! I became a Star Seller on Etsy today. First time! I have a fancy new badge and everything! Thanks in no small part to you guys. I appreciate it
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at February 01, 2022 08:16 PM (nxdel)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:27 PM (II3Gr)

216 I will never understand the mindset of "leaders" who either don't care or prefer that the average American suffers. This runs in both parties - worse on the left - and it's why Trump was popular. He genuinely seemed to want to make everyone's life better.
Posted by: Mookie

I firmly believe we are seeing the results of the CCP's long process of buying the American political process. They thoroughly own one party and have great influence in the other. They also own the administrative state.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (rz+/y)

217 As long as you're not dreaming about Whoopi Goldberg, you're doing okay.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (mNhhD)

218 Canada's political system is very similar to ours.

Moochers vote in Looters who take money from Producers to give to the Moochers for their vote.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (R/m4+)

219 Well, sh*t. Milltown Milt, a groundhog in New Jersey who is used to predict when winter ends, died on Sunday. So it looks like we're going to be stuck in winter forever.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (xxG/v)

220 Over there, you've got your spotted white deer, over here you've got your black tigers.

https://tinyurl.com/4nzu962p

They look like they're slightly burnt; sort of like that chicken Mrs. Paco told me to keep an eye on during a baseball game I was watching one time.

Posted by: Paco at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (njExo)

221 Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (0OP+5)

Come on man, driving a truck is like, you know, actual work, and we don't do that here!

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (hOUT3)

222 As long as you're not dreaming about Whoopi Goldberg, you're doing okay.
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (mNhhD

I dream big. But not that big.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (Cf/uA)

223 Farcebook does not like me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:26 PM (hOUT3)

We kinda sorta like you, and that's all that matters.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)

224 Mel, not Milt.

And no doubt he was unvaxxed.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (xxG/v)

225 Canada's political system is very similar to ours.

Moochers vote in Looters who take money from Producers to give to the Moochers for their vote.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (R/m4+)

And the big guy gets 10% on every round...

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (hOUT3)

226 "As long as you're not dreaming about Whoopi Goldberg, you're doing okay.
Posted by: JuJuBee "

I still have nightmares about eating Whoopi.

Posted by: Ted Danson at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (vrz2I)

227 Does pork freezer burn first for meats? I got 50 pounds of bacon I don't want to lose. And a crap ton of loins. I guess we need to eat pork every day.
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (z5Nun)

Go on....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2022 08:30 PM (M+Lyo)

228 Star Trek is on. It's the one where the black and white racist fights the white and black racist until kingdom come.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:12 PM (vrz2I)

Ahhhh. The Star-Bellied Sneetches episode.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2022 08:31 PM (ZMraq)

229 226 As long as you're not dreaming about Whoopi Goldberg, you're doing okay.
Posted by: JuJuBee at February 01, 2022 08:28 PM (mNhhD

I dream big. But not that big.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (Cf/uA)

**********

When I have my dreams about owning my own moon, Whoopie, er, Guinan always comes to mind.

Posted by: Quark at February 01, 2022 08:31 PM (xxG/v)

230 I firmly believe we are seeing the results of the CCP's long process of buying the American political process. They thoroughly own one party and have great influence in the other. They also own the administrative state.

I wonder if the CCP is a late entrant. This began in 1913 if not sooner. The left loved the Soviet Union and never got over the fact that the "amiable dunce" Ronald Reagan beat them like a government mule. China was a better partner - still commie but with enough "capitalist" grift to entice deep staters of both parties.

Posted by: Mookie at February 01, 2022 08:31 PM (u+Y3T)

231 We kinda sorta like you, and that's all that matters.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)

I rather be liked, or even just tolerated, by the horde than have a top site at farcebook!

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

232 I wonder what kind of wood you use to smoke people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work

Hickory. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:31 PM (SH2Zi)

233 Jonah Goldberg and Whoopi Goldberg should rut, and whelp the world's fattest bien-pensant dullard. For science.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 08:32 PM (Cf/uA)

234 Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder.

Word on the street is that Commissar Hrothgar has a nice dacha, cleans up well, and has a thick ... wallet.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:32 PM (u82oZ)

235 I still have nightmares about eating Whoopi

Dude would beed a miner's cap and supplemental oxygen now. Possibly a pick to break up the crust.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 01, 2022 08:33 PM (3YVs3)

236 One way is to boost the services Ford sells to car owners -- a business that could generate $20 billion a year in revenue. That could include selling drivers software to upgrade their car's performance or enhance dashboard touchscreens. Or it may involve getting more business in the service bays at Ford's dealers, which see 90% of owners go elsewhere for maintenance after their warranties expire, Farley said.

Hey! My car only goes 20 mph!

Yeah, that is the level 1 car. You can gain xp by driving mileage, or you can purchase a boost box for $200 for a chance at 5mph or other upgrades.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2022 08:33 PM (F4b8f)

237 Jeepers. There's a lot of people I dated that I didn't mind drifting away from.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I woke up alone more than once with a chewed-off arm underneath me.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (mD/uy)

238 Watching another Riff Trax, this one with Chuck Conners.

Fun Fact: Chuck Conners was Leonid Brezhnev's favorite actor.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (rz+/y)

239 Yudhishthira's Dice
** Shudder **

There are things man was not meant to know. Was it Ted Danson and Whoopi?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

240 If. This. Ship. Does. Not. Follow. My. Orders. I. Will. Order. Its. Destruction.

Posted by: Mookie at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (u+Y3T)

241 You watch SNL, raykon?

I knew it. I fuckin' knew it. You *are* 100 years old.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (Cf/uA)

242 I just realized something, Spielberg produced Color Purple. The movie that put Whoopie on the map. Spielberg, Schindler's list. Dedicates his time to cataloguing stories of Holocaust survivors. Irony of ironies. If he does not demand her ouster out of TV and polite society, I just don't know...

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (V13WU)

243 It's sleeting now. Inconceivable! How the hell am I supposed to survive a slightly slippery deck? Anyway, it's been nice knowing all of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:35 PM (OAuaP)

244 I had the butcher make me up 250 stuffed burgers to make it thru the winter. He's convinced people in the Carolina's don't grill out during the winter. So he stops making them after Labor Day. I don't understand his logic.

Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 08:35 PM (z5Nun)

245 Anyway, it's been nice knowing all of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:35 PM (OAuaP)

Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:36 PM (SH2Zi)

246 Meanwhile, it's in the 60's here in S.F., bone dry, and nary a ground rattle in years. The Apocalypse?

Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2022 08:36 PM (KAi1n)

247 Solid plan mookie

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2022 08:36 PM (F4b8f)

248 Congrats Jewells45. Hope you make a million bucks!

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2022 08:37 PM (+ya+t)

249 NCkare, as long as you got the air out of your packaging freezer burn should not be a problem for a long time.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:37 PM (ctIE/)

250 I was at the dollar store today, getting my stuff I always get on the first part of the month. In addition to the big grocery store next door closing, seems they have a bit of a delivery problem. Also a problem getting help. Store was trashed, couldn't navigate the aisles for unshelved goods. Manager said they get in everything they don't need, and get it in all at once. The health aisle was really picked over.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2022 08:38 PM (lz5hY)

251 251 Meanwhile, it's in the 60's here in S.F., bone dry, and nary a ground rattle in years. The Apocalypse?
Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2022 08:36 PM (KAi1n)

Why should God bother with New Sodom's destruction when the people there are doing it on their own.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2022 08:38 PM (vMCab)

252 I don't know about the UK but in Australia the sitting MPs decide who the Party leader is so they can change leader, and so the PM in the ruling party, whenever they like.

Of course, if the backbenchers fail, they know they'll never get plum Committee jobs or Party support during any future election; and the leadership challenger who is usually an important Cabinet Minister like the Minister of Finance, will have his ass tossed from Cabinet if the 'palace coup' fails that means a huge loss of perks and pay. Even with these problems, the Aussies have had two or three backbench revolts seeing the Party leader become the new PM over the last 20 years or so IIRC!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:38 PM (UHVv4)

253 Word on the street is that Commissar Hrothgar has a nice dacha, cleans up well, and has a thick ... wallet.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:32 PM

Not to mention that the 'ettes are impressed by his ability to differentiate between taupe and fawn at 10 paces.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

254 Dibs on your stuff.
Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:36 PM (SH2Zi)

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OK, but apparently you're going to have to tunnel through a glacier to get here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:39 PM (OAuaP)

255 Not to mention that the 'ettes are impressed by his ability to differentiate between taupe and fawn at 10 paces.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

Had no idea he was ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:39 PM (II3Gr)

256 56 and dry in San Diego - a fairly typical "winter" day - but lots of small quakes the last few weeks. Haven't even bothered to look and see what the seismologists are saying, or the magnitudes. Little window-rattlers.

Similar to the sonic booms back in the 60s and 70s from Navy jets out of Miramar, back when men were men and there were no firm pussified rules about no sonic booms over populated areas.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (OTzUX)

257 243 It's sleeting now. Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (II3Gr)

258 and nary a ground rattle in years.

Under pressure.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (F4b8f)

259 Duncanthrax

He is something then, all right. Anything beyond primary colours is beyond me.

But in his defense he has more than one weed-whacker.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

260 NCkare, as long as you got the air out of your packaging freezer burn should not be a problem for a long time.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:37 PM (ctIE/)

Wrap tightly in plastic wrap, then butcher paper. Old ways are best.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (SH2Zi)

261 242 I just realized something, Spielberg produced Color Purple. The movie that put Whoopie on the map. Spielberg, Schindler's list. Dedicates his time to cataloguing stories of Holocaust survivors. Irony of ironies. If he does not demand her ouster out of TV and polite society, I just don't know...
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 08:34 PM (V13WU)
I know, she was dare I say almost cute in TCP but I guess the festering hate ate her from the inside. Turned her into Butterfly McQueen body with Farrakhan brain.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (0OP+5)

262 237 Jonah Goldberg and Whoopi Goldberg should rut, and whelp the world's fattest bien-pensant dullard. For science.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2022 08:32 PM (Cf/uA)

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Should I bill you for the mental bleach I need after reading that?

Posted by: ballistic at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (oXNqT)

263 Evenin', Horde!

Years ago, my brother and his family thought their dog was on it's last legs, so they got another dog. Turns out, they were wrong. That old dog is still alive and kicking.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (CAJOC)

264 245 Anyway, it's been nice knowing all of you.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:35 PM (OAuaP)

>> Dibs on your stuff.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:36 PM (SH2Zi)

That didn't take long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (F0YaR)

265 Not to mention that the 'ettes are impressed by his ability to differentiate between taupe and fawn at 10 paces.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

But my specialty is discerning the subtle differentiation between puce and mauve!

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (hOUT3)

266 Hi Ya, flounder.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (ctIE/)

267 233. "Jonah Goldberg and Whoopi Goldberg should rut, and whelp the world's fattest bien-pensant dullard. For science."

My God! What if that thing should escape from the lab?

Posted by: Paco at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (njExo)

268 Professional hypocrite Shellenberger on TuCa decrying policies he voted for. Again. Douchebag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (EZebt)

269 That didn't take long.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (F0YaR)

You have to be quick around here.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (SH2Zi)

270 Biden has spent 340 million dollars of your taxes on the Illegal Immigrant Sightseeing Tours of the US.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (LKTKP)

271 Damn. flounder, you're fast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (U2p+3)

272 Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur

Listen, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (rz+/y)

273 Electric cars are now broadcasting sounds that are a replacement for engine sounds.

There will be a market for hacking the sound system and making whatever sound you prefer.

A Ferrari V12. A NASCAR V8. An F14. Jetson-mobile.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (9otr5)

274 I loved sonic booms as a kid.

Posted by: dartist at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (+ya+t)

275 Snowmageddon countdown. Tomorrow morning everything goes to shit. Temps drop, rain turns to ice, to snow. Grocery stores look like Sherman thru Atlanta. Dallas Schools have already closed for Thursday and Friday with nothing on the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (uXonU)

276 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (II3Gr)

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Sleet: n : Death from above.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (OAuaP)

277 Evenin', Horde!
Years ago, my brother and his family thought their dog was on it's last legs, so they got another dog. Turns out, they were wrong. That old dog is still alive and kicking.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 01, 2022 08:41 PM (CAJOC[p/i][

Thanks for a true good news story!

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (hOUT3)

278 Hey, Ben Had.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (SH2Zi)

279 Anyone else notice that the flamingos knees are on backwards?

Posted by: Vinny Van Go Go at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (RoIW/)

280 blaster

If there is a Coexist bumper sticker on that car, I'm going with crop-dusting farts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

281 Electric cars are now broadcasting sounds that are a replacement for engine sounds.

There will be a market for hacking the sound system and making whatever sound you prefer.

A Ferrari V12. A NASCAR V8. An F14. Jetson-mobile.
Posted by: blaster

A wet, greasy chili fart.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (uXonU)

282 San Franpsych, is he the gerbil wormening guy, or somebody else?

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

283 Damn. flounder, you're fast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 08:42 PM (U2p+3)

That's what she said.

Posted by: President flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (SH2Zi)

284 That last video of Holland threatened to bring out my inner Quixote
Posted by: Kindltot

Ready for tilting?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (tHtan)

285 Electric cars are now broadcasting sounds that are a replacement for engine sounds.

There will be a market for hacking the sound system and making whatever sound you prefer.

A Ferrari V12. A NASCAR V8. An F14. Jetson-mobile.

Briggs and Stratton 2 1/2 HP lawnmower engine?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (SchxB)

286 But in his defense he has more than one weed-whacker.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

Both a battery operated AND a four cycle industrial model!

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (hOUT3)

287 That's great Jewells!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (tHtan)

288 Did the flamingo seminar cover how they get their pink color?

Just want to make sure the putting of knowledge stays up to HQ standards.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (OTzUX)

289 286 But in his defense he has more than one weed-whacker.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

Both a battery operated AND a four cycle industrial model!
Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (hOUT3)

Sounds like overcompensating, but I'm not one to judge.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

290 Electric cars are now broadcasting sounds that are a replacement for engine sounds.

There will be a market for hacking the sound system and making whatever sound you prefer.

A Ferrari V12. A NASCAR V8. An F14. Jetson-mobile.

Briggs and Stratton 2 1/2 HP lawnmower engine?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (SchxB)

Audio from a certain porn star?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (LKTKP)

291 AlaBAMA

The meme to spread around is to announce this, then ask what they could do with their share of the money. But don't let them do the math.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

292 Need some Horde help. What's the best diesel engine degreaser?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:46 PM (ctIE/)

293 Sounds like overcompensating, but I'm not one to judge.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (II3Gr)

Oh wait, I forgot the two corded weed-whackers...

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:46 PM (hOUT3)

294 rickb223 280. 281

Horde mind, my brother.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

295 Had an early doctor appointment for a check up this morning and then stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things before the big storm hits.

I forgot it was the first of the month and got to dodge all the welfare folk. Man, it's aggravating to see morbidly obese 27 year olds riding those rascal carts and pushing shopping carts groaning with chips and bean dip.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 01, 2022 08:47 PM (rz+/y)

296 Need some Horde help. What's the best diesel engine degreaser?

The cleansing fire of napalm.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at February 01, 2022 08:47 PM (SchxB)

297 Similar to the sonic booms back in the 60s and 70s from Navy jets out of Miramar, back when men were men and there were no firm pussified rules about no sonic booms over populated areas.
Posted by: rhomboid

I loved those as a kid.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:47 PM (qpolg)

298 What's the best diesel engine degreaser?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:46 PM (ctIE/)

You need AOP for this!

Posted by: FIB Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)

299 In 10 years the ricers are going to have pissing contests to see how loud they can make their electric cars. Amps, speakers, obnoxious revving sounds....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2022 08:47 PM (F4b8f)

300 Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly

COVID-19 Wuhan and variants were made to end those people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

301 A wet, greasy chili fart.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (uXonU)

The Michael Moore Sound. Or, Nostrildamnus.

Either way, I ain't following your vehicle.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:48 PM (F0YaR)

302 290 Electric cars are now broadcasting sounds that are a replacement for engine sounds.

There will be a market for hacking the sound system and making whatever sound you prefer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Kid in the neighborhood has a nice looking 4cyl Mustang with acoustic boost. too funny

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 08:48 PM (jg5Rp)

303 rickb223 280. 281

Horde mind, my brother.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2022 08:49 PM (uXonU)

304 Only sonic booms I ever heard were from the space shuttle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at February 01, 2022 08:49 PM (II3Gr)

305 Need some Horde help. What's the best diesel engine degreaser?
Posted by: Ben Had

Slap a hot iron to it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2022 08:49 PM (F4b8f)

306 Hrothgar, I do and I am hoping this summons him.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:49 PM (ctIE/)

307 Meguiars Super Degreaser

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:49 PM (LKTKP)

308 California Rebel Base @CARebelBase; 6h
LA County officials are now calling for the mask mandate to end.

Public pressure WORKS

Commenters at the twatter thread implied it was just one councilman and that it's related to wanting mask mandates gone in time for the Stupor Bowl game.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (UHVv4)

309 288 Did the flamingo seminar cover how they get their pink color?

Just want to make sure the putting of knowledge stays up to HQ standards.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:44 PM (OTzUX)
It's the shrimp they eat.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

310 What's the best diesel engine degreaser?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:46 PM (ctIE/)

Internal or external degreasing?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (tHtan)

311 256 Rhomboid, in the early 70s, the DC ANG was flying F105s. Those Thud jocks, all SE Asia survivors, loved to kick in the AB right over base housing. Our outfit switched from F8s to F4Bs and thought it a good idea to do the same. Lots of broken Noritake china down in the housing.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (lz5hY)

312 What I don't understand in Canada is how their party system works. I asked my boss at the time, who was Canadian, about it and he didn't understand it either.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 08:17 PM (5HBd1)

It is modeled similar to England, but there are all sorts of exceptions for the French party (parties?) in Quebec.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY)

313 Apparently some of the contemporary techniques and standards for storing precious artifacts (temp, humidity, etc) come from the experience of the British museum types when they moved items out of London during the Blitz, and stored underground.

So nukes weren't the only wonderful by-products of that little WWII scrap.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)

314 Does dawn work? Or i think there is some purple shit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (F4b8f)

315 COVID-19 Wuhan and variants were made to end those people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)

Social credits for the win!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

316 Insomniac, welcome to the club. I had a feeling about you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 08:51 PM (RoIW/)

317 Anyone else notice that the flamingos knees are on backwards?
Posted by: Vinny Van Go Go at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (RoIW/)

That usually means they aren't knees, but ankles.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 08:51 PM (eoQWY)

318 that's a rat, with a teddy bear.

Posted by: Flyover, further disgusted by 2022. at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (Rbu5d)

319 It's the shrimp they eat.
Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (0OP+5)

Or the red food coloring added to their food so they don't turn sad and beige by their zookeepers.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

320 AlaBAMA, I have seen that and am leaning that way. Thanks.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (ctIE/)

321 Yeah! A Cannibal Bob appearance before millions are snowed in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

322 Commenters at the twatter thread implied it was just one councilman and that it's related to wanting mask mandates gone in time for the Stupor Bowl game.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at February 01, 2022 08:50 PM (UHVv4)

Disappearing many of the homeless for the same reason these last few weeks. Hope they don't end up at the bottom of some well somewhere.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 01, 2022 08:53 PM (eoQWY)

323 Are you cleaning a tractor Ben Had? I spray it with some Simple green or 409 and pressure wash it.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 08:53 PM (vrz2I)

324 Don't worry Whoopi, no need to apologize.

We know who you are. We have always known.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2022 08:53 PM (EZebt)

325 That older dog must be shedding lots of dust.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 01, 2022 08:53 PM (5pTK/)

326 before millions are snowed in

Run for your lives!!!

Posted by: Joe Snowdardi at February 01, 2022 08:53 PM (Xrfse)

327 precious artifacts (temp, humidity, etc) come from the experience of the British museum types when they moved items out of London during the Blitz, and stored underground.

I went down the rabbit hole of researching storage in salt mines here one day. Wow.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:54 PM (qpolg)

328 321 Yeah! A Cannibal Bob appearance before millions are snowed in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

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He prefers his meat fresh, not frozen?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 01, 2022 08:54 PM (CAJOC)

329 321 Yeah! A Cannibal Bob appearance before millions are snowed in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

He'll be dining a la carte.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (F0YaR)

330 AZ deplorable, external. I had to have a radiator replaced and my guy is saying there is an oil leak also and I'm saying bullshit that's antifreeze. I want to clean everything to be sure.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (ctIE/)

331 Eromero wins the SD Zoo coffee mug (sustainably produced and all proceeds going to wildlife conservation) on the flamingo question.

Bill in AR, there were multiple incidents of such things here back then, Navy pilots overflying their neighborhoods etc., slightly outside their requirements/SOPs, for kicks.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (OTzUX)

332 NaCly,

Good to see you. I've been stalking....mostly the ettes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (RoIW/)

333 320 AlaBAMA, I have seen that and am leaning that way. Thanks.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (ctIE/)

Oriely's has it for 25 bucks a gallon. It's concentrate, so you can dilute it for much more. Should last forever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (LKTKP)

334 Infidel

Salt mines are part of the solution to nuclear wastes. Borosilicate glass and stainless steel drums are the other parts.

Known since 1980.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

335 f'd no, it's my truck.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 08:56 PM (ctIE/)

336 Ben Had, I can't say what's 'best', but I've used Chemical Guys CLD_201 Signature Series Orange Degreaser and POR-15 Cleaner Degreaser with good results.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

337 San Franpsych, is he the gerbil wormening guy, or somebody else?
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:43 PM (OTzUX)

===
He wrote San Fransicko to criticize the same Marxist policies he advocated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2022 08:56 PM (EZebt)

338 Ok, Ok, I's watch out for Insom now. You now know new cannibals...they hunger.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 08:56 PM (RoIW/)

339 Cannibal Bob

Your old nic should be in the HOF of AoS nics.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

340 And he should pay Michael Savage who used that insult 20 years ago.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2022 08:58 PM (EZebt)

341 I'm never going to get used to this new laptop.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 08:59 PM (qpolg)

342 Ok, Ok, I's watch out for Insom now. You now know new cannibals...they hunger.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 08:56 PM (RoIW/)
-------------

I think Insomniac qualifies as a, yes, I'll go there, "Fine Young Cannibal."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at February 01, 2022 08:59 PM (5pTK/)

343 Salt mines are part of the solution to nuclear wastes. Borosilicate glass and stainless steel drums are the other parts.

Known since 1980.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

Windmills are non-radioactive and friends of Mother Nature, too bad about the eagles, but you can't have everything in a Gaia friendly solution!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 08:59 PM (hOUT3)

344 Me: Why do I need to get in this plastic bag before I hop in the hot tub?

Cannibal Bob: Gotta sous vide that shit!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 08:59 PM (OAuaP)

345 No, they were talking about riding clubs, which had nothing to do with actual horseback riding. It was the local level party organization. Must have been listening to something about it on the radio, when they were working to get that conservative elected as PM.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 08:59 PM (5HBd1)

346 - Stephen King - CujoCulo
Posted by: Sponge - Death Sucks at February 01, 2022 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

FTFY
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at February 01, 2022 08:02 PM (II3Gr)

Laughing over here.
But not too much, 'cause I don't want a coughing fit.

Posted by: Flyover, further disgusted by 2022. at February 01, 2022 08:59 PM (Rbu5d)

347 Fng touch screen trying to get em to copy the whole thread,

Nycly, 'invite a friend to dinner'...yeah, if I start commenting regularly.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (RoIW/)

348 Insty has a story about how the WH goes all out to keep Biden COVID free. Good luck keeping him from playing with his mask and picking his nose...

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (CYnTg)

349 Commissar Hrothgar

What if carbon dioxide capture works so well the plants die? WHAT THEN?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

350 For dinner...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (RoIW/)

351 Didn't read the thread below although, the horde being who we are, I suspect someone brought it up. I find it bitterly funny that Whoopie choose a Jewish name as her psuedonam. I wonder if she sees the irony? GFY Ms Goldberg.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (8yMkv)

352 Thanks guys, I can't bitch at him because he had twenty cars to work on and I brought him the truck at 8:30 am and it was done at 11:30 the same morning.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (ctIE/)

353 344 Me: Why do I need to get in this plastic bag before I hop in the hot tub?

Cannibal Bob: Gotta sous vide that shit!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 09:01 PM (U2p+3)

354 You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 09:01 PM (X5CsJ)

355 Does dawn work? Or i think there is some purple shit.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Internal engine cleaning: Seafoam (the web shows DIY concoctions).
External: Yeah, the Purple Power is a strong base and will cut grease. You have to watch out that you don't get it on paint. Water soluble so you can dilute it too.

Haven't used Meguiars; but, have heard good things.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:01 PM (tHtan)

356 347 Fng touch screen trying to get em to copy the whole thread,
------------

They program them to do that.
Why else?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 09:02 PM (jg5Rp)

357 I'd go to a self serve car wash bay Ben Had. You can get an engine pretty clean for a couple of bucks without making a mess in your shop.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 09:02 PM (vrz2I)

358 Duke!!!!

You ol' reprobate.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:02 PM (RoIW/)

359 I miss you being a regular, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)

360 Of course, I didn't understand it at the time and I'm trying to talk about something I heard about thirty years ago. So who knows how they do stuff now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 09:03 PM (5HBd1)

361 Commissar Hrothgar

What if carbon dioxide capture works so well the plants die? WHAT THEN?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

Comrade, we view it as pre-emptive thinning of the herd, or as Marie Asininetoinette might say,"Let them eat bugs!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:03 PM (hOUT3)

362 354 You think the only people who are people
Are the people who look and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew you never knew
Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 09:01 PM (X5CsJ)

-----------------------

Yeah, like where they live, what kind of car they drive, where they bank...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 01, 2022 09:04 PM (CAJOC)

363 See lots of new sports cars on the road. Don't see any 2 or 3 year old ones unless you go to the wreckers.

Posted by: Senor Coffee (What my wife gets me at McDonalds) at February 01, 2022 09:04 PM (iSbhf)

364 Braenard, I did copy and past the whole damn thread once. i think nurse did it once too, just before me. I wish we had been in the barrel together. ;-)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:05 PM (RoIW/)

365 {{{Notsothoreau - look forward}}}

To life in the forward direction!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

366 Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:00 PM (ctIE/)

Like my mechanic's shop, DaughterH and I try our best to stay on their good side!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

367 331 Eromero wins the SD Zoo coffee mug (sustainably produced and all proceeds going to wildlife conservation) on the flamingo question.

Bill in AR, there were multiple incidents of such things here back then, Navy pilots overflying their neighborhoods etc., slightly outside their requirements/SOPs, for kicks.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (OTzUX)
When I was a airdale, (don't tell anybody) back in the 60s we had pre-tailhook warfighting aviators who made noise and blew up shit. Also, in Florida everybody had flamingos. And shrimp. Ask Jimmy Buffet.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5)

368 f'd, that's a good point. I was going to do it in the barn aisle but I guess that would be a pretty stupid idea.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:05 PM (ctIE/)

369 I sure do hope so. I am ready for some change.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 09:06 PM (5HBd1)

370 Time to go and see to preps for the snow.

Have a great night. everyone. And dream about large women, or anything but Long Pig.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

371 "Stupid Storm Of The Century You Guys!!" is a dud right now. Cold, yes. But it's that really powdery snow, what leaves some on the ground, but is less than 2 inches. I can clear my deck and walk with a broom.

I am so tired of the people who get the vapors any time a cold front rolls through. Our local schools already cancelled tomorrow. When I was a a kid in Wyoming, we had maybe three snow days. From 4th through graduation. Maybe 3. Might have been two.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 01, 2022 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

372 Nurse.....xoxoxox.....I'm too angry. I was getting into angry pissing matches over stupid a shit like....carrots in Chile.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:06 PM (RoIW/)

373 There are 16 artists that have win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony award. Whoopi Goldberg is one of them. She's had an incredible career, which makes her real-life stupidity even more maddening. She should be grateful for having lived the American dream. Instead, she spends her time trying to tear it apart.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:07 PM (mdjgu)

374 We get weather warnings now when it rains in the PNW.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at February 01, 2022 09:08 PM (5HBd1)

375 329 321 Yeah! A Cannibal Bob appearance before millions are snowed in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at February 01, 2022 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

He'll be dining a la carte.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 08:55 PM (F0YaR)

Lots of frozen tv dinners.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2022 09:08 PM (vMCab)

376 I was going to do it in the barn aisle but I guess that would be a pretty stupid idea.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:05 PM (ctIE/)
Not that I am an expert, but that sounds like a really bad idea!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:08 PM (hOUT3)

377 I'm too angry. I was getting into angry pissing matches over stupid a shit like....carrots in Chile.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Need mooor raaannnggee tiiimmmeee

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:09 PM (tHtan)

378 Nevertheless, I will work at home tomorrow. Extra half hour of sleep.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at February 01, 2022 09:09 PM (x8Wzq)

379 Barn aisle? Well ok Ben, get it where you can. Kinky.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:10 PM (RoIW/)

380 Hrothgar, I've been know to have brain lapses now and then.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:10 PM (ctIE/)

381 This might be it ... tinyurl.com/mrx427ax
Posted by: Kathy at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (h3RRP)

Beautiful.

Posted by: Flyover, further disgusted by 2022. at February 01, 2022 09:10 PM (Rbu5d)

382 AZ deplorable. YES! I was just saying that I can't run anymore, can't hit the heavy bag (arthritis in hands) ugh....so shoot stuff up!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:11 PM (RoIW/)

383 I was going to do it in the barn aisle but I guess that would be a pretty stupid idea.
Posted by: Ben Had

I agree, that might not be a good idea.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:11 PM (tHtan)

384 Cannibal, well honey, I had a roll in the clover a time or two!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:11 PM (ctIE/)

385 Since it's the animal thread. . .

Brent A. Williams, MD Retweeted
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973
14h

Christopher Swann, who has been whale watching for several years, eye-witnessed a pod of orcas hunting down a dolphin back in 2013. Among the shots he took, this one shows the approximately 4-ton mammal leaping about 4 meters into the air [source:
http://buff.ly/2DWYTM0

Warning: it's not cute, but makes you go whoa.

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2022 09:12 PM (786Ro)

386 Does pork freezer burn first for meats? I got 50 pounds of bacon I don't want to lose. And a crap ton of loins. I guess we need to eat pork every day.
Posted by: NCKate at February 01, 2022 08:25 PM (z5Nun)

Has this been answered? Vacuum sealed is at least two years. Never gone longer, but I think it would.

That piebald deer? I'd reverse my decision not to do full body mounts if I saw it.

Posted by: MkY at February 01, 2022 09:13 PM (cPGH3)

387 384 Cannibal, well honey, I had a roll in the clover a time or two!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:11 PM (ctIE/)

Don't tease me. xoooxo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:13 PM (RoIW/)

388 If you go to the car wash Ben Had, wear safety glasses. That crap will blow back on your face.

At least you can knock off the worst of it there. Then when you get it home if it need further cleaning it won't be such a mess.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2022 09:13 PM (vrz2I)

389 Well, sh*t. Milltown Milt, a groundhog in New Jersey who is used to predict when winter ends, died on Sunday. So it looks like we're going to be stuck in winter forever.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie

You get extra winter if the groundhog sees its shadow.

A dead groundhog can't see anything, so winter ends. It's all good.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 09:14 PM (P1f+c)

390 Darrell Harris, no accounting for taste.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 09:14 PM (qpolg)

391 I talk a lot of smack about "America's hat" but I'm proud of the true Canadian heroes standing up to their increasingly insane government. At least some folks up there still have some stones.

Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2022 09:14 PM (UewuT)

392 Lots of frozen tv dinners.

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2022 09:08 PM (vMCab)

ZZ Top has some comments on this --

https://youtu.be/C-6mI708yWc

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 09:15 PM (F0YaR)

393 Cannibal Bob, hugs to you and Heidi.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:15 PM (ctIE/)

394 There are 16 artists that have win an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony award. Whoopi Goldberg is one of them. She's had an incredible career, which makes her real-life stupidity even more maddening. She should be grateful for having lived the American dream. Instead, she spends her time trying to tear it apart.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:07 PM (mdjgu)

That just proves those awards are a useless judge of talent and they are as political as anything. And I would say that even if she were to the right of Reagan.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 01, 2022 09:15 PM (VzbI8)

395 Cannibal Bob, hugs to you and Heidi.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:15 PM (ctIE/)

Shes right here on the couch. Hugs back from her babe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:16 PM (RoIW/)

396 Zombie Groundhogs, etc.

Posted by: klaftern at February 01, 2022 09:16 PM (taPSh)

397 In before the riff-raff!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Send in the riff-raff
Send in the riff-raff

Don't bother, they're here!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 01, 2022 09:16 PM (tjZg/)

398 f'd, Thank you. That sounds like the best plan.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:17 PM (ctIE/)

399 I think I remember ever way back that some hand car washes had a degreaser setting.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:18 PM (RoIW/)

400 Whooped Goldberg won a Grammy for her comedy album. Raise your hand if you even knew she had a comedy album much less heard it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at February 01, 2022 09:18 PM (VzbI8)

401 Honest to God I had a dream about cannibalism last night. What does it mean?!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Cannibal Bob's gonna invite you over for dinnah !

Posted by: JT at February 01, 2022 09:18 PM (arJlL)

402 Canadian border hopefully not about to get sporty --

Rebel News Canada
@RebelNews_CA
17m

44 SWAT team vehicles and an RCMP helicopter dispatched against the trucker convoy in Alberta.

https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1488694915756400641

Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2022 09:19 PM (786Ro)

403 This might be it ... tinyurl.com/mrx427ax
Posted by: Kathy at February 01, 2022 08:08 PM (h3RRP)

Beautiful.
Posted by: Flyover,

Damn, I just dusted over the weekend.

Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2022 09:19 PM (qpolg)

404 Cannibal Bob, OK, I won't mention the time in the field of wildflowers!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:19 PM (ctIE/)

405 In before the riff-raff!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Unless you are first, that's impossible, have you forgotten where you are posting?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:19 PM (hOUT3)

406 Riff Raff? Hell, I'm the sort that gives your sort a bad name.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (nwLhJ)

407 Pretty sure in the parliamentary system a vote of no confidence is the first step to removing someone from office who is considered unfit to lead. But I'll let the Canadians here tell me I'm wrong about that before I say more.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries

A vote of no-confidence in a parliamentary system usually leads to new elections, as it will disslove the parliament.
Maybe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (tjZg/)

408 Ben Had, any of my gmail come through?

Posted by: RI Red at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (AtFwH)

409 JT ! You're invited too. "Hey, JT see if that kettle is boiling will ya? And here hold this sprig of basil"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (RoIW/)

410 Shes right here on the couch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:16 PM

Seize the opportunity to practice that new ukulele riff while you have a captive audience!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (a3Q+t)

411 OMG Ben...just stop it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:21 PM (RoIW/)

412 Good evening fellow inmates.
Not usually here around this time but finished a great book last night and not ready to start another. Also my condo a mess while flooring getting replaced so confined to my bedroom. So, the internet it is.
Has ladyl checked in to report on Dave? Hope everything's okay.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2022 09:22 PM (Y+l9t)

413 Milltown Milt, a groundhog in New Jersey who is used to predict when winter ends, died on Sunday.

==

oh, no !

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)

414 RI Red, yes. I had used the gmail address but I will get back to you on the other one. Sorry for the delay.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:22 PM (ctIE/)

415 Cannibal Bob, OK, I won't mention the time in the field of wildflowers!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:19 PM

Or that time you tiptoed through the tulips?

Posted by: zombie Tiny Tim at February 01, 2022 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)

416 >>> JT ! You're invited too. "Hey, JT see if that kettle is boiling will ya? And here hold this sprig of basil"
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (RoIW/)

Wait a minute! Who puts carrots and potatoes in a hot tub? What's going on here, and why are you holding a ladle?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 01, 2022 09:23 PM (mPyRa)

417 Whoopi apologizes for saying the truth out loud.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:23 PM (dscaa)

418 Miltdown Milt is dead ..winter's gonna last forever.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 01, 2022 09:23 PM (mNhhD)

419 https://twitter.com/RebelNewsOnline/status/
1488694915756400641
Posted by: Hands at February 01, 2022 09:19 PM (786Ro)

Why do I think these reputative leaders are too stupid to realize they are playing with fire in a very dry hay field?
Am I missing something?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:24 PM (hOUT3)

420 Whoopi apologizes for saying the truth out loud.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:23 PM (dscaa)

what truth ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:24 PM (V13WU)

421
Q. What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

A. Stew.

Posted by: JuJuBee at February 01, 2022 09:24 PM (mNhhD)

422 Ok all, split pea soup in Instapot, ready. Luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:24 PM (RoIW/)

423 413 Milltown Milt, a groundhog in New Jersey who is used to predict when winter ends, died on Sunday.

==

oh, no !
Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:22 PM (V13WU)

Does DeBlasio have an alibi?

Posted by: buzzion at February 01, 2022 09:25 PM (vMCab)

424 A vote of no-confidence in a parliamentary system usually leads to new elections, as it will dissolve the parliament.
Maybe.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at February 01, 2022 09:20 PM (tjZg/)

Do they use concentrated hydrofluoric acid? Because I could be down with that. *minor typo corrected by the editor*

Our system is too fucked up. They are STILL trying to impeach Trump for a 3rd time, and he ain't even in office. HFL ftw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 09:25 PM (F0YaR)

425 OMG Ben...just stop it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:21 PM (RoIW/)

Do we need a sidebar OnlyFans AOS channel?
Asking for a friend....

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:26 PM (hOUT3)

426 Was there a vote of no confidence in Trudeau? That would be wonderful.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2022 09:27 PM (Y+l9t)

427 Ok all, split pea soup in Instapot, ready. Luego.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 01, 2022 09:24 PM (RoIW/)

------------------

Split Pea soup? I guess "Bob" is cannibal for "Bad Hunter."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 01, 2022 09:28 PM (OAuaP)

428 is elipsis commenter agreeing with Whoopi's statement ? this commenter been around for a few years , no ? not a new troll ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:28 PM (V13WU)

429 Hrothgar, Nahh.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:28 PM (ctIE/)

430 ellipsis that is

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:28 PM (V13WU)

431 Was there a vote of no confidence in Trudeau? That would be wonderful.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2022 09:27 PM (Y+l9t)

wishful thinking

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:29 PM (V13WU)

432 [iOur system is too fucked up. They are STILL trying to impeach Trump for a 3rd time, and he ain't even in office. HFL ftw.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2022 09:25 PM (F0YaR)

Once upon a time, this would have lead to a reaction, now almost everyone one is comfortable enough (for now) and have never been taught, or thought about the path, we are going down!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:29 PM (hOUT3)

433 Miltdown Milt is dead ..winter's gonna last forever.
Posted by: JuJuBee

The other way around. See 389.

Posted by: mikeski at February 01, 2022 09:29 PM (P1f+c)

434 Whoopi apologizes for saying the truth out loud.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:23 PM (dscaa)

what truth ?
Posted by: runner

That she's a stupid cunt. Sorry 'ettes. Sometimes that word is appropriate.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2022 09:30 PM (uXonU)

435 runner, ellipsis is in no way a troll.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:30 PM (ctIE/)

436 ellipsis has been here a while.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (+ojkV)

437 Hrothgar, Nahh.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:28 PM (ctIE/)

I will accept the judges ruling...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

438 There be a NOOD... And I'm not referring to Bed Had!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2022 09:31 PM (tHtan)

439 Vote of no confidence? I have not yet begun to flee!

Posted by: Justin Brandeau/Turdeau/Castreau at February 01, 2022 09:32 PM (l0Lgi)

440 Not a mouse or rat. It's Basil the Siberian Hamster.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 01, 2022 09:32 PM (aXxgO)

441 435 436
ellipsis is one of us (not that that is a badge of honor)...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at February 01, 2022 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

442 runner, ellipsis is in no way a troll.

His post is easily read another way.

Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:33 PM (l0Lgi)

443 rickb223, on offence. I would have added a couple more expletives before it though.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 01, 2022 09:33 PM (ctIE/)

444
I've been watching a lot of the old britcom "On The Buses." Like most old Britcoms, it's not funny, but still fun to watch. All the eps are on Youtube.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 09:35 PM (qCp+w)

445 ellipsis is in no way a troll.

His post is easily read another way.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2022 09:33 PM (l0Lgi)

yes, exactly.

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (V13WU)

446

nood already

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at February 01, 2022 09:36 PM (qCp+w)

447 >>>She's had an incredible career, which makes her real-life stupidity even more maddening. ..

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2022 09:07 PM (mdjgu)
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She's not stupid she's a well paid agent provocateur.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 01, 2022 09:37 PM (jg5Rp)

448 what truth ?

Posted by: runner at February 01, 2022 09:24 PM (V13WU)

Easy there.

I mean what she and the rest of the Left believes.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:39 PM (dscaa)

449 Oooh... I see I was vouched for. I see you all. Thanks.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2022 09:39 PM (dscaa)

450 Boy, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time
Boy, you're gonna carry that weight
Carry that weight a long time

Posted by: SMOD at February 01, 2022 10:28 PM (X5CsJ)

451 If you squeezed out a baby you are both a mother and a woman.,That doesn't mean you are either a good woman or will be a good mother

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2022 10:32 PM (ZlktJ)

452 HL Mencken had evidently never encountered 21st century Australians, the most conformist and cowardly population ever (and I'm one of them)

Posted by: squawkbox at February 02, 2022 07:06 AM (TRc6C)

453 Really easy there nice one

Posted by: Anirban Sengupta at February 04, 2022 10:53 AM (0u/Lt)

454 SO LOVELY I APPRECIATE .. FANTASTIC

Posted by: COOKING RECIPE at February 04, 2022 10:54 AM (0u/Lt)

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