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Daily Tech News 30 January 2022

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  • Questions and Answers will return next weekend.


  • Investors in the DeFi protocol Wonderland are wondering if their money is safe after the co-founder of Wonderland was revealed to have been the co-founder of collapsed crypto exchange QuadrigaCX. (Motherboard)

    DeFi is decentralized finance - financial transactions that don't go through a bank or other centrally controlled choke point - or, it increasingly seems, pass even the most basic tests of fiscal sanity.

    QuadrigaCX made the news two years ago when its other co-founder, Gerald Cotten, suddenly died in rural India - of Crohn's disease, not something that commonly causes sudden death - leaving hundreds of millions in investor funds locked securely in a hardware wallet that no-one else had the keys to unlock.

    And if you buy that, I have a DeFi protocol to sell you.

    Most of the fuss that time focused on Cotten's sudden disappearance, assuming that he was responsible. The remaining founder, Michael Patryn, had his funds conveniently separate from that hardware wallet and didn't lose a dime.

    But who is Michael Patryn, and should his association in what can be charitably described as an unmitigated disaster be disqualifying for a brand new DeFi protocol?

    Continued on page A2.


Tech News

  • Who is Michael Patryn?




    But one mistake, even a huge one like-




    Oh.


  • Classy guy. With the infamy of QuadrigaCX, how did he slip under the radar of the other founders of Wonderland?



    There's something of a difference between blocking ex-cons from opening bank accounts and putting them in charge of the fucking bank. You idiots control a billion dollars of other people's money.



    Okay, to be fair some of those other people deserve to lose all their money.



    Which doesn't sound at all like a Ponzi scheme, from a convicted criminal with a long history of Ponzi schemes.

    Do you people want draconian regulations? Because this is how you get draconian regulations.


  • Meanwhile Minecraft-based NFT game Blockverse just disappeared with a million dollars of users' money. (Tom's Hardware)

    Over three thousand blockchain projects disappeared with all their users' money in 2021 alone.


  • Ugh. Where was I?


  • The WD Black SN750 SE is okay. (Tom's Hardware)

    It's a DRAMless PCIe 4 SSD. It performs similarly, is priced similarly, and has similar power consumption to PCIe 3 SSDs with DRAM such as Samsung's 970 Evo Plus, though models with DRAM are less likely to have weird slowdowns in edge cases.


  • Micron has some new PCIe 4 SSDs too. (Serve the Home)

    Micron SSDs are all enterprise models - they use the Crucial brand for consumer products. So these deliver slightly slower performance than desktop drives but endurance of up to 35PBW - 3 drive writes per day for five years.


  • The IRS is reconsidering their requirement for all taxpayers to go through a vtuber audition before being permitted to, uh, pay their taxes. (Washington Post / MSN)

    This particularly idiotic program outsourced all your personal information including live video chat to a startup called ID.me. Government agencies are controlled by federal privacy laws; private companies even when operating under government contract are not.

    The scheme is so outrageous that even Ted Lieu was able to criticise it without putting his foot in his mouth:
    Rep. Ted Lieu (D-Calif.) called it "a very, very bad idea by the IRS" that would "further weaken Americans' privacy."


  • Ongoing chip shortages are due in part to misplaced investment. (The Register)

    Most of the hundreds of billions pouring into new semiconductor fabs are pouring into new semiconductor fabs - 7nm and smaller - but the most critical crunch is with older nodes - 40nm and larger.

    Samsung's new 17nm node is a step in the right direction - it's an update of the old, reliable 28nm node, keeping element sizes the same but with the vertical transistors (FinFETs) used on all modern process nodes. I'm not sure I've seen any other stories on companies deploying new resources for older nodes.


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1 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2022 03:59 AM (ju2Fy)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 04:00 AM (arJlL)

3 Willowed.
698 You have puppies Aetius?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 04:00 AM (IDhUW)

No, puppy livestream:
https://tinyurl.com/yemf5ap6


Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:01 AM (dNqv+)

4 Yeah, the facial id for accessing the IRS tax portal sounded full on banana sandwich nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:03 AM (dNqv+)

5 4 Yeah, the facial id for accessing the IRS tax portal sounded full on banana sandwich nuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:03 AM (dNqv+)

And the government sounds nuts for putting it out there and then "reconsidering" it.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 04:09 AM (t9+T7)

6 3 puppy livestream:
https://tinyurl.com/yemf5ap6

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:01 AM (dNqv+)

Awww.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 04:11 AM (t9+T7)

7 To get up, or not to get up?
That is the question

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 04:12 AM (2JoB8)

8 >>4 Yeah, the facial id for accessing the IRS tax portal sounded full on banana sandwich nuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:03 AM (dNqv+)

"...could be required to record a video of their face with their computer or smartphone, and send it to the private contractor ID.me to confirm their identity."

Pity the ID.me contractors paid to vet "faces."

"It's..no, seriously. It's not a face, it's...an anus. And he's making it wink at his camera."

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:12 AM (x8kT3)

9 When an idea is so stupid that even Ted Lieu thinks it's stupid...

I mean, given that an inbred King Charles Spaniel could cheat him at cards...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 04:13 AM (bW8dp)

10 7 To get up, or not to get up?
That is the question
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 04:12 AM

There's coffee out there, after the getting up part.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 04:14 AM (t9+T7)

11 > Yeah, the facial id for accessing the IRS tax portal sounded full on banana sandwich nuts.

Hey, now. Peanut butter and banana sandwiches are pretty damned good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 04:14 AM (bW8dp)

12 I'm surprised that pool can keep those pups corralled.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 04:16 AM (3YVs3)

13
Winking your butthole at a federal official is a felony, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 04:22 AM (Mzdiz)

14 Read downstairs, and 1 AT article, still deciding.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 04:25 AM (2JoB8)

15 Google search: "is it illegal to wink your butthole at a federal official"

About 7,320,000 results (without quotation marks)

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:27 AM (x8kT3)

16
"It's..no, seriously. It's not a face, it's...an anus. And he's making it wink at his camera."
Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:12 AM (x8kT3)

It also has written in sharpie 'Let's Go Brandon!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:27 AM (dNqv+)

17 Once upon a midnight dreary
My butthole winked, discharged a slurry

Posted by: edgar allen hoe at January 30, 2022 04:28 AM (3YVs3)

18 12 I'm surprised that pool can keep those pups corralled.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 04:16 AM (3YVs3)

They are only 11 days old evidently. I am not sure they are much more coordinated than little fury potatoes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:29 AM (dNqv+)

19 17 Once upon a midnight dreary
My butthole winked, discharged a slurry
Posted by: edgar allen hoe at January 30, 2022 04:28 AM (3YVs3)

That'll learn you for getting the white castle cheeseburgers with 'extra onions'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:30 AM (dNqv+)

20 >>It also has written in sharpie 'Let's Go Brandon!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:27 AM (dNqv+)

Eye without a face.

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:32 AM (x8kT3)

21 irs thought it was worth a try ... look at some of the other stuff they've gotten away with. try again in a few years, maybe people will have gotten more stupid & compliant by then. (stipulating that any gov't activity not direct grifting is gaslighting into stupid compliance).

cheerful enough yet ?

g'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 04:33 AM (9CuDT)

22 Eye without a face.
Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:32 AM (x8kT3)

And the Great Eye sees all!

Posted by: Boromir at January 30, 2022 04:34 AM (dNqv+)

23 cute little furry potatoes !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 04:36 AM (9CuDT)

24 Puppy update:

Breakfast time!!!!

Posted by: Boromir at January 30, 2022 04:38 AM (dNqv+)

25 great idea, Boromir !

brb

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 04:40 AM (9CuDT)

26 /off sean bean sock!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:41 AM (dNqv+)

27 As he ages and fattens, Quentin Tarantino's face is becoming Hubert Humphrey's face.

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:44 AM (x8kT3)

28 27 As he ages and fattens, Quentin Tarantino's face is becoming Hubert Humphrey's face.
Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 04:44 AM (x8kT3)

Damn. That is a close likeness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:46 AM (dNqv+)

29 That one puppy sounds like it is going to be making the cup empty noise any minute now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:47 AM (dNqv+)

30 The puppies are making the same kind of early morning decision we make: more snoozing, or breakfast.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 05:00 AM (t9+T7)

31 Read downstairs, and 1 AT article, still deciding.
Posted by: Skip

Didja see the dick eating duck ?

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 05:03 AM (arJlL)

32 Dick Eating Duck sounds like a woke Howard the Duck reboot.

Posted by: edgar allen hoe at January 30, 2022 05:09 AM (3YVs3)

33 Get offa me Raven!

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 05:10 AM (3YVs3)

34 > Didja see the dick eating duck ?

That incident has apparently passed into legend in Thailand, to the point where if a bunch of guys are out drinking, the most hen-pecked will at some point say, "Well, I'd better get home before the ducks are fed."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 05:14 AM (bW8dp)

35 BBC Toronto on the Canadian truckers

Freedom Convoy: Why Canadian truckers are protesting in Ottawa

https://tinyurl.com/2p9c2whz

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 05:17 AM (t9+T7)

36 I can't highlight on copy things to read easily here, but does the BBC even have an even handed view? The CBC with gets a grant from the government is totally in Trudeaus pocket.First they called the truckers racist and sexist (sound familiar?) then they called them insurgents. One cartoonist has a picture of trucks with the word "Fascist" on them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 05:26 AM (SXeTK)

37 That's how Hitler came to power. Big rigs in Berlin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 05:28 AM (3YVs3)

38 Freiheit und Peterbilt: JA!

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 05:31 AM (x8kT3)

39 "Keep on trucking" was the cry of many a torchlit Nazi rally. Sounds more menacing in the original German.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 05:31 AM (3YVs3)

40 4 Yeah, the facial id for accessing the IRS tax portal sounded full on banana sandwich nuts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:03 AM (dNqv+)
===

Crazy today. Mandatory next year.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 05:32 AM (EZebt)

41 The R. Crumb "Keep On Truckin'" guy seen on many big-rig mudflats is actually goose-stepping.

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 05:33 AM (x8kT3)

42 "10 - 4, good buddy."

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels, Probably at January 30, 2022 05:33 AM (3YVs3)

43 Lol, bear. Well, now, Italian and Austrian truckers (which have massive Covid restrictions) are joining up for a joint effort. Watch them really bring out the fascist comparisons.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 05:35 AM (hT35i)

44 huh, wow, that beeb article about the Canadian truckers was unusually even-handed-ish.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 05:39 AM (9CuDT)

45 T hat's how Hitler came to power. Big rigs in Berlin.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 05:28 AM (3YVs3)
===

Ironically, Mussolini came to power in 1922 in what was called the "March on Rome"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 05:39 AM (EZebt)

46 > Once upon a midnight dreary
My butthole winked, discharged a slurry
Posted by: edgar allen hoe

By the shore of Gitche Gumee,
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,
At the doorway of his wigwam,
In the pleasant Summer morning,
Hiawatha stood and sharted.

Posted by: Johnny Wadsworth Longfellow at January 30, 2022 05:41 AM (bW8dp)

47 Fe, if Im not mistaken the cartoon referring to the trucker protests as "fsscism" was from the Washington Post, the junta's paper of record.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 05:42 AM (EZebt)

48 g'mornin' Aetius !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 05:42 AM (9CuDT)

49 And somebody photoshopped a picture of someone at the protests holding-you guessed it-a confederate flag.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 05:42 AM (hT35i)

50 Cause we got a little ol' convoy
Marchin' through the night
Yeah, we got a little ol' convoy
Ain't she a facist sight?

Posted by: zombie benito mussolini at January 30, 2022 05:43 AM (3YVs3)

51 Mornin', folk,

I woke just before my alarm. The plan was to go work out this morning, but it's drizzling a bit as well as being in the 30s. Indoor stretches and calisthenics will be the plan instead. The area should warm to the 60s this p.m., and I'll wash the car for the first time in a week. It's a shame having a good-looking red car that normally gleams, being dusty and unkempt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 30, 2022 05:43 AM (c6xtn)

52 Dreary and slurry don't rhyme, Edgar. Back to your writing desk.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 05:44 AM (hT35i)

53 Thanks, SanFran. I didn't know where it was from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 05:45 AM (hT35i)

54 Has Trudeau fled to Saudi Arabia, where dictators go to retire in Style?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 05:45 AM (EZebt)

55 Mrs. F. took the opportunity of my illness to wash my car. I was very encouraging and took some photos from upstairs of her efforts for my friends.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 05:48 AM (EZebt)

56 2 hours wasted, cat napping at best

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 05:52 AM (2JoB8)

57 If you don't think dreary and slurry rhyme, you haven't drank enough. Just keep on keeping on, good buddy. They'll rhyme eventually.

Posted by: zombie benito mussolini at January 30, 2022 05:56 AM (3YVs3)

58 C'mon Il Duce, get off me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 05:57 AM (3YVs3)

59 KRAK OF DAWN HAS ARRIVED

Posted by: Skip guy who says NOOD at January 30, 2022 06:00 AM (2JoB8)

60 When these truckers honk their horns, I'll bet they play SS Marshiert in Fiendesland.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 06:00 AM (3YVs3)

61 Good Morning Morons. Today is Sunday, January 29, 2022. On this day in 1980 the Rubik's Cube made its international debut at the Ideal Toy Corp. in Earl's Court, London.

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

62 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 06:01 AM (9CuDT)

63 A top cybersecurity official Saturday warned that the U.S. is "already in a warfare state" with Russia and said it should prepare for cyberattacks coming out of Moscow.


The U.S. and its NATO allies have promised to hit Russia with swift and severe economic sanctions should the Kremlin violate Ukraine's sovereignty with a military-led incursion.




Who gives a shit about the Ukraine?


https://tinyurl.com/28mcr9at

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

64
Biden arrives in Pittsburgh as bridge collapses, exposing his 'infrastructure' law as 'Orwellian lie': Ryun


https://tinyurl.com/2p822h2s

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

65 Along with their vile cartoon, WAPO has a headline, "Canada must confront the toxic "Freedom Convoy" head on"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 06:03 AM (mUOnp)

66 The Kansas City Chiefs released cornerback Damon Arnette following his arrest Friday night in Las Vegas for assault with a deadly weapon.


https://tinyurl.com/2p8dn3sd

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

67 Tom Brady Retires from the NFL After 22 Years



https://tinyurl.com/2p958xxh

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

68 On Friday's edition of 'China Insider with David' Breitbart News senior contributor Peter Schweizer, the author of Red-Handed: How American Elites Get Rich Helping China Win, said that if U.S. elites continue their behavior towards China, 'the CCP would win.' And 'life here is going to be heavily influenced by what the regime in Beijing wants.'



https://tinyurl.com/5n6jm77d

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

69 On Saturday's broadcast of the Fox News Channel's Fox & Friends, New York gubernatorial candidate Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY) said that New York Gov. Kathy Hochul (D) hasn't exercised her power to dismiss Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and that if he's elected governor, he would fire Bragg.


A Democrat is not going to fire a Democrat, no matter how corrupt they are.


https://tinyurl.com/ycx4rsu4

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

70 S.F. Police Chief: Lenient Prosecutors, Rhetoric after George Floyd Fueling Violence Against Police


They need to fire some lenient prosecutors.


https://tinyurl.com/2p98fdyh

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

71 Anthony Fauci Admits to WaPo His $10.4M Financial Portfolio Was Hidden


Isn't that illegal?


https://tinyurl.com/yc6xwcm8

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

72 Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky condemned international corporate media and world leaders like President Joe Biden for publicly predicting imminent war with Russia on Friday, stating that the panic caused by these statements cost Ukraine 12.5 billion hryvnia (about $437 million) in foreign investment.



https://tinyurl.com/y4ykmx93

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

73 Here is somebody who agrees with me.


https://tinyurl.com/bddhpt3n

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

74 Biden Asks Supreme Court to End Trump's 'Remain in Mexico' Policy


I thought they had already ruled on this and Biden lost.



https://tinyurl.com/2p97uppm

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

75 A16-year-old aspiring rapper previously charged with shooting a New York City Police Department (NYPD) officer in the Bronx was recently freed on bond.

Police are extremely upset and frustrated over the news, the New York Post reported Thursday.



And they wonder why crime is spiraling out of control.


https://tinyurl.com/3vb5363p

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

76 Political cartoon of the day


https://tinyurl.com/c6duaw8v

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

77 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/j5jcvukh


And that's it for today

Posted by: Vic at January 30, 2022 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

78 Thanks, Vic

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 30, 2022 06:10 AM (Z/jzm)

79 Thanks for VNN

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 06:12 AM (EZebt)

80 thanks, Vic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 30, 2022 06:15 AM (9CuDT)

81 from the bbc article:

"Truck drivers working the cross-border routes had previously been exempt from mandates, considered essential workers."

That's an interesting twist.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 06:31 AM (x5G4O)

82 55 Mrs. F. took the opportunity of my illness to wash my car. I was very encouraging and took some photos from upstairs of her efforts for my friends.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 30, 2022 05:48 AM (EZebt)

ISWYDT

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 06:34 AM (x5G4O)

83 Unanswered Prayer -A devotional from "The Upper Room" It's appropriate for Jewish folks as well as Christians because the passage reflected on is from Jewish Scriptures and only mentions God and not Christ:

https://tinyurl.com/4des3mns







Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 06:59 AM (KpSfS)

84 Has anyone FOI'd the IRS for documents of the decision making process to outsource IDing taxpayers, in particular WHO made these decisions? I think that would make for some interesting reading. Because I think someone was making bank or are operatives wanted to make it easier to pierce privacy laws. Or both.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 30, 2022 08:58 AM (FfJxM)

85 Great rollup of the crypto scam story. I appreciated it. Crazy what the IRS is up and I liked the chip fab story too.

Posted by: Draki at January 30, 2022 09:31 AM (zrmq5)

86 Cryptocurrencies don't really interest me much but, the use of blockchain for useful activities does. In that mindset I am wondering if a decentralized storage system for files like Filecoin has any benefit or value vs AWS, Microsoft etc.

Seems like Ripple started out this way but the principals went and decided to try to leverage it to make a generational wealth gain.

Posted by: mildly citrusy at January 30, 2022 11:42 AM (mN1ah)

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