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First World Problems...

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We have some really nice cabinets that were built by a friend a long time ago. One of the doors expands and contracts just a bit more than the others, and it doesn't close completely. The magnet that holds the door closed is at the top and the curve is at the bottom, so my idea was to use rare-earth magnets to exert a little more force at the bottom. And damn! It works!

But the finish is quite smooth, and the magnets are metal, so the glue failed eventually. And I glued it back onto the door, but neglected to pay attention to...um...the pesky little complication that magnets have a north and south!

Yup...it repelled, which didn't work nearly as well. But the new glue I used (Gorilla Glue) didn't adhere well at all. So I had to use epoxy. Which worked perfectly.

The stress of choosing which of seemingly hundreds of adhesives we have available was almost too much to tolerate. I eased my angst later in the evening with a large Manhattan (stirred, and with maple syrup as the sweet component).

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM




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1 Fixed one

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:01 PM (2JoB8)

2 Bernie Sanders would make sure these choices no longer plagued Americans.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:02 PM (II3Gr)

3 But can you do shelves?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:03 PM (mZOHK)

4 Will try one in a bit. Neighbor brags about his manhattans.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2022 02:03 PM (axyOa)

5 I usually just stick to sniffing glue

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 30, 2022 02:03 PM (HaPdD)

6 The glue cartoon is funny

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:03 PM (lCui1)

7 Willowed exactly at the n00d:

I've thought that about La Marseillaise. Incredibly bloodythirsty. Given France's unenviable military history, you'd think they'd dial that stuff back a bit. Not even the Prussians went in that in their national anthem.

I think Felix Von Luckner once said something like the song was dedicated to one of his ancestors, who was a mercenary in the French Army at the time.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at January 30, 2022 02:03 PM (IMPO9)

8 Super glue should have, use nothing but fastening my miniatures to stands and together and they are metal.

My snow shovel repair works perfectly, the edge wore off and replaced it with a aluminum edge.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:04 PM (2JoB8)

9
(stirred, and with maple syrup as the sweet component)

See, everyone? I told you. CBD is cornering the maple syrup market. That's why he's always disparaging putting it on French toast.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2022 02:04 PM (/U27+)

10 Yeah a lot of the available 'super-glues' are great-

it's the damned packaging, the little tubes the stuff comes in

single use much of the time

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 02:05 PM (geLO8)

11 YOU PUT MAPLE SYRUP IN A MANHATTAN!!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:05 PM (lCui1)

12 Wish I could print that for hanging in my shop.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:05 PM (2JoB8)

13
Super glue adhesive properties

Fingers: extremely adhesive
Parts: not adhesive

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2022 02:05 PM (/U27+)

14 You suffer so.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM (PTPes)

15 OT but, I've started watching GBNews out of Britain. Seems that is where Mark Steyn has landed. Also Nigel Farage has a regular show. Pretty interesting stuff that can be streamed on YouTube....for now.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM (7ZQe3)

16 See, everyone? I told you. CBD is cornering the maple syrup market. That's why he's always disparaging putting it on French toast.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2022 02:04 PM (/U27+)

Sometimes the temptation to abuse one's position is just too great, it seems.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM (II3Gr)

17

Anyone have any experience with American Home Shield home warranty plan? This hose was built in 1971 and my Spidey Sense tells me evil lurks in it's walls...

Posted by: Some Dude at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM (7DYli)

18 Not sure where "Liquid Nails" fits in with the glue narrative...

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 02:07 PM (5iUNf)

19 Got here on time, super.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 02:08 PM (8E/wP)

20 Aux armes, citoyens !
Formez vos bataillons !
Marchons ! Marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !

Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your battalions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:08 PM (lCui1)

21 Maybe the Manhattan intake is too powerful to allow just a little left over for French Toast

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (2JoB8)

22 You COULD HAVE bought a Forstner bit and done a nice countersink (and exposing bare wood at the same time) - but DID YOU ... ? Nooooooooo ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (mu5GU)

23 My goto glue is cascamite

it's cost effective and stringer than almost any other glue

work time is generous

yeah , ya got to mix it it and it smells

just mix like wasabi, just a little liquid to make a paste and then you can easily thin it down

but what the fuck do I know

I've probably been doing it wrong for 55 years

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (us2H3)

24 That wood glue has a woody.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (LKTKP)

25
Anyone have any experience with American Home Shield home warranty plan? This hose was built in 1971 and my Spidey Sense tells me evil lurks in it's walls...
Posted by: Some Dude at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM (7DYli)


I have OneGuard and it's been worth it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (/U27+)

26 Sticky subject.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (qpolg)

27 Do NOT use Gorilla Glue as a hair styling product.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (II3Gr)

28 stronger, not stringer

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (us2H3)

29 Today we take down the uppers in the kitchen and get after that nasty wallpaper we hate. Owning a home is like.....

the unending story.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 30, 2022 02:09 PM (eKvjl)

30 It's hard choosing the right glue for your hairdo to. - some tik tok super star

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (DB16e)

31 I use then all, they all have a purpose and place. Silicone also isn't a bad adhesive in places.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (2JoB8)

32 A glue chart should be published showing which glue to use for what. I glued a split in a china cabinet with epoxy. It worked but it was difficult to keep the area clean.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (8E/wP)

33 Gorilla Glue is badass for outdoor use on wood. First time use I didn't realize it expanded so much. Has to kinda wear off of your hands.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (+ya+t)

34 Liquid Nails:

If you're a builder, it's gold!

If you're a remodeler, it's hell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (LKTKP)

35 My goto glue is cascamite
Posted by: REDACTED


Sounds... biblical.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (zWpOF)

36 23 My goto glue is cascamite

==

I also goto catamite

Posted by: Ghost of Harry Reid roasting in hell at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (lCui1)

37 This hose was built in 1971 and my Spidey Sense tells me evil lurks in it's walls...
Posted by: Some Dude at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM (7DYli)

First of all, a hose built in 1971 probably leaks like a sieve by now...

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (eKvjl)

38 JB Weld

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (xPl2J)

39 May impure blood
Water our fields!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:08 PM (lCui1)

ixnay on ovid-cay accination-vay alk-tay

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (II3Gr)

40 Funny you should post this bc the country is coming unglued.

Posted by: Elmer at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (3aJzV)

41 'Adhesive' is a fun word for some reason.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (dNqv+)

42 29 Today we take down the uppers in the kitchen and get after that nasty wallpaper we hate. Owning a home is like.....

the unending story.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
----------------------

It's as bad as owning a boat. There is always something...

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (8E/wP)

43 Just turned on a live stream of the Ottawa convoy.

Looks like the zombie apocalypse with the gridlocked streets, except there are Canadians shuffling around.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

44 Duct Tape > Glue Of Any Kind

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2022 02:12 PM (R/m4+)

45 Looks like the zombie apocalypse with the gridlocked streets, except there are Canadians shuffling around.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 02:12 PM (ufFY

Reek of Maple.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)

46 The best glue is whatever they put on those stickers that you need to remove but can't because they just shred into a glue infused mess of broken fingernails, paper and curse words.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:13 PM (LKTKP)

47 38 JB Weld
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (xPl2J)

Good stuff. Sounds like a reverse mortgage or structured settlement purchasing company though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:13 PM (II3Gr)

48 Reek of Maple.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

syyyruuuppp

Posted by: Canadian zombie at January 30, 2022 02:13 PM (lCui1)

49 Liquid nails is better for amount needed, like any construction adhesive is used,. It's not good if thin is goal though some can be quite thin. We use PL often for back splash pieces around counter tops as it sets fairly fast.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:13 PM (2JoB8)

50 my preferred glue.... JB Weld... Don't mess up if you use it.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (h1jJh)

51
Hint: Super Glue (cyanoacrylate) and Gorilla Glue (polyurethane) are activated by trace moisture. Use single use tubes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (/U27+)

52 A home is a hole on land that you throw money at. A boat is a hole in the water you do the same thing to - but more wetly ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (mu5GU)

53 Where is the Canadian free for all on?

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (2JoB8)

54 No love for industrial strength Velcro?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (LKTKP)

55 41 'Adhesive' is a fun word for some reason.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----------------

Adhesive tape vs Friction tape

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (8E/wP)

56 'cyanoacrylate' is another word that is fun to say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (dNqv+)

57 I work with pretty much every glue known to mankind. Its a pain to have them all, but it's needed. The right glue for the right job.

You want a real challenge? Try working with hide glue. Not only do you have to make it, but then you got 15-30 seconds to get things clamped after its applied or else it gels and won't work, unless you preheat the parts you're gluing which may buy you another 20 seconds. Its a must on violins and classical guitars, because it's reversible for repairs, and has the best sound/tone transfer. The other upside is it pulls tight as it cures leaving an invisible glue line, and it cleans up easy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (VwHCD)

58 Now do caulk.

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (AmoqO)

59 Anybody try the new TV Overnite Sensation called 'Alien Tape' at $20 for 2 rolls ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (mu5GU)

60 Can't get a few types of glue without ID, the same as cans of spray paint, in my area.

Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (xjz83)

61 52 A home is a hole on land that you throw money at. A boat is a hole in the water you do the same thing to - but more wetly ...
Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (mu5GU)

Something something ex-wives something...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (II3Gr)

62 53 Where is the Canadian free for all on?
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (2JoB

https://tinyurl.com/5ncusv9c

One livestream. There are a couple running on youtube from what I have seen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (dNqv+)

63 By sunset on Saturday, the Freedom Convoy 2022 demonstration began to thin out on Parliament Hill with trash cans mostly filled with empty beer cans


Our Canadian neighbors, God love em.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (qpolg)

64 Flex seal!

For when you have a screen door on your boat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (LKTKP)

65 58 Now do caulk.
Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (AmoqO)

No thanks, I'm straight.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (II3Gr)

66 Anyone have any experience with American Home Shield home warranty plan? This hose was built in 1971 and my Spidey Sense tells me evil lurks in it's walls...

I worked there for a short while. If you decide to go with them, make sure you know exactly what maintenance you need to have done to what covered items and do it. The more expensive the item, the more important that is. Sitting just a cube away from their call center people I heard them decline to pay for more than a few things because regular maintenance hadn't been performed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 30, 2022 02:17 PM (SchxB)

67 I am watching a utube live stream of 14k currently watching.

The guy is just walking through the city.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 02:17 PM (ufFY8)

68 A great glue that's been around forever is Barge All Purpose Cement. Always a tube in my junk drawer.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2022 02:17 PM (0TVNF)

69 64 Flex seal!

For when you have a screen door on your boat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (LKTKP)

Does work on car convertible tops when you need to do a home sew job. Worked great.

Also side note: buy a thimble, dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:18 PM (dNqv+)

70 47 38 JB Weld
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (xPl2J)

good stuff, used it alot in my work

we would buy JB quik by the case

along with 5 minute epoxy

had a guy in Norwwod MA that sold me 5 minute epoxy kits

3 bucks a kit when you bought a gross of kits

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:18 PM (us2H3)

71 31 I use then all, they all have a purpose and place. Silicone also isn't a bad adhesive in places.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:10 PM (2JoB


Some women sure do stick massive boobs on themselves with it.


....that is how it works, right?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:18 PM (mZOHK)

72 Amazing Goop (the marine formulation is best but can be hard to find) or Liquid Nails.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at January 30, 2022 02:18 PM (mNMgp)

73 I turned on a Livestream at about 1230am last night, and the Canadians were still going strong.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 02:18 PM (ufFY8)

74 We have been doing small projects this weekend that almost all require some kind of adhesive.
I cut the nasty old canvas off an antique trunk and sanded and waxed most of it. But I decided to put a different vintage fabric that I love on the front. This requires large amounts of ModPodge decoupage glue.
Today Hubbymayhem was working on a steam punk lamp we built a while back adding old radio tubes from an antique radio. This requires E6000 glue. Evidently it also required a drill and some swearing.
Now the trunk is sitting on end housing the printer and some plastic drawers and the lamp is on top! It is not glued down.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (Vxu+H)

75 A real man boils his own horse hooves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (yQpMk)

76
By sunset on Saturday, the Freedom Convoy 2022 demonstration began to thin out on Parliament Hill with trash cans mostly filled with empty beer cans

Is the CBC calling it a violent insurrection yet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (/U27+)

77 75 A real man boils his own horse hooves.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (yQpMk)

That could only happen if he was a centaur.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (II3Gr)

78 My frends and I at the Brattleboro Animal and LGBTETC Appreciation Soceity think it s apppalling that people would use gorillas for glue instead of naturely sourced soy products.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (vrz2I)

79
I've thought that about La Marseillaise.


Me too. But, overall I think I prefer mustard on my sandwiches.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:20 PM (5NkmN)

80

BLANCO! As always, you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark...

Posted by: Some Dude at January 30, 2022 02:21 PM (7DYli)

81 one of my favs for fine vener work is rabbit skin glue

and it's cheap

5 bucks for an ears worth

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:21 PM (us2H3)

82 Anyone have any experience with American Home Shield home warranty plan? This hose was built in 1971 and my Spidey Sense tells me evil lurks in it's walls...
Posted by: Some Dude at January 30, 2022

AHS is slimy. $75 to make a claim. You won't hear anything for days. If you try to call, there is no option to talk to a rep, unless you choose the "new customer" option, then tell them you want to talk about the claim. They sent someone out to fix my oven twice, didn't fix the problem, but closed the ticket. They wanted to charge me another $75 to send someone back out. I called the repairman directly, and he told me that I had to ask the rep to transfer me to the "rework claim department". They won't do it unless you specifically ask. Still had to fight to get the $75 refunded. They order the parts. So even if the repair guy has the part on his truck, he has to go through AHS to tell them what parts he needs, and wait for them to order and ship. Then come back ad repair. Took 2 weeks to get a water heater element replaced. Luckily my house has 2 water heaters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 02:21 PM (F4b8f)

83 Another livestream, focused on a speaker right this minute.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3dmr2m

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:21 PM (dNqv+)

84 Evidently it also required a drill and some swearing.
Now the trunk is sitting on end housing the printer and some plastic drawers and the lamp is on top! It is not glued down.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 30, 2022 02:19 PM (Vxu+H)

Swearing is always a part of my tool kit.

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:21 PM (AmoqO)

85 Reading comments people watching from all over posting where they are from

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (2JoB8)

86 Models use duct tape to squish their boobs together for optimal cleavage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)

87 Apparently there was ONE person with a confederate flag, but no one seems to have taken a photo or talked to the person, but the Deep State press was reporting it breathlessly.

So, go figure.

All I see are Canadian flags and F(maple leaf)CK Trudeau flags.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

88 Is the CBC calling it a violent insurrection yet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Who the hell knows. I just saw the caption under a photo of a large trash can and lmao.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:23 PM (qpolg)

89 And, there are super glues (medical grade recommended) handy for first aid kits.

Posted by: Lola at January 30, 2022 02:23 PM (xjz83)

90 'cyanoacrylate' is another word that is fun to say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (dNqv+)

So is boobs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 02:23 PM (7bRMQ)

91 86 Models use duct tape to squish their boobs together for optimal cleavage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)


If anyone needs help peeling it off, I'm generally free most evenings, nights, mornings and days.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:23 PM (mZOHK)

92 I should write my own anthem

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (lCui1)

93 One thing a bitch to figure out how to stick to is plastics, different plastics need different types of adhesives.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (2JoB8)

94 Super Glue beats the hell outta bandages most of the time. Esp for finger cuts.

Fun Fact: Super Glue was originally developed as a surgical glue during the Vietnam War. Later the formula was changed for surgery cuz there was a concern that as formulated SG might cause cancer.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (5NkmN)

95 Remember when trump was ridiculed for going to a safe location. Then ridiculed for walking to the church. Then stabbed in the back by his JCS chairman?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (F4b8f)

96 92 I should write my own anthem
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (lCui1)

Needs to include stabbing and stabbyness.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (II3Gr)

97 Models use duct tape to squish their boobs together for optimal cleavage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)

I'll do it, and they can save money on tape. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:25 PM (VwHCD)

98 Short video of a drone doing a flyby at one of the convoy staging areas.

https://tinyurl.com/5bjh46tu

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:25 PM (dNqv+)

99 The French Convoy is in Paris and surrounding the Pfizer
Building and looking to shut Paris down. Holland's Convoy is underway tomorrow.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 30, 2022 02:25 PM (cRbt7)

100 when I was a kid and visited other workshops

never went in one that had a hot glue pot AND a belt sander

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:25 PM (us2H3)

101 If anyone needs help peeling it off, I'm generally free most evenings, nights, mornings and days.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:23 PM (mZOHK)

Afta will do the trick if AAS is unavailable.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM (5iUNf)

102 96 92 I should write my own anthem
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (lCui1)

Needs to include stabbing and stabbyness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (II3Gr)

Collaborate with Bluebell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM (dNqv+)

103 Luckily my house has 2 water heaters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022

Is at least one of them a hot water heater?

Posted by: LMAO at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM (3aJzV)

104 when I was a kid and visited other workshops

never went in one that had a hot glue pot AND a belt sander

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:25 PM (us2H3)

I have both.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM (VwHCD)

105 Allons enfants de la patrie
Stabby stabby stabby, stabby stabby
Stabby stabby stabby, stabby stabby
Stabiness stabby stabby, stabby stabby

It rhymes!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM (mZOHK)

106 Welp. Finally finished plowing out the shoulder high drifts on the RMBS Mom's driveway. I'm freakin' done. Martini time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2022 02:27 PM (MA8Zc)

107 64 Flex seal!

For when you have a screen door on your boat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 30, 2022 02:16 PM (LKTKP)



My windshield bottom seal is falling apart. I'm hoping their rubber caulk will work. Car is 12 years old.

Also having trouble sticking my front facing camera to the windshield. Can't be permanent but has to hold in wildly different temps.

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:27 PM (AmoqO)

108 Models use duct tape to squish their boobs together for optimal cleavage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)

Boom, no more hairy nipples

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 02:27 PM (WF/xn)

109 First world problem. I may run out of tequila before the end of the game today.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (nxdel)

110
Afta will do the trick if AAS is unavailable.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM (5iUNf)


But I'm available! It's not a problem!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (mZOHK)

111 Fun Fact: Super Glue was originally developed as a surgical glue during the Vietnam War. Later the formula was changed for surgery cuz there was a concern that as formulated SG might cause cancer.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (5NkmN)
~~~~~

I worked for the neurosurgeon who pioneered the use of silastic glue for arteriovenous malformations in the brain.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (0TVNF)

112
Also having trouble sticking my front facing camera to the windshield. Can't be permanent but has to hold in wildly different temps.
Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:27 PM (AmoqO)

They have glue at the autocrats store to glue your rearview mirror on, maybe that would work ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (WF/xn)

113 Needs to include stabbing and stabbyness.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:24 PM (II3Gr)

Collaborate with Bluebell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:26 PM

Ode on a Virginian Shiv.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (MA8Zc)

114 Auto parts dammnit

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 02:29 PM (WF/xn)

115 Sew Jobs would make a great name for a business.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (OssQ4)

116 Super glue mixed with baking soda is NOT the fix for every problem, but the number YT videos out there seems to indicate it IS a solution for many ... The fact that this filler can be drilled, sanded and/or painted is appreciated by woodcrafters ... I myself also recently filled a small gash in a piece of Corian with it.

Posted by: Kathy at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (h3RRP)

117 vmom is the stabbiest
she never is the shabbiest
her blades are forever sharp and bright

fools never do surmise
crossing her means their demise
she'll stab a million of them in the day or night

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (II3Gr)

118 First world problem. I may run out of tequila before the end of the game today.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (nxdel)


Haven't paid much attention to football this year but when did Cincinnati get to be good again?

Seems like they should've been knocked down to a high school league years ago.

Oh, and I'd just like to remind everyone that the Jerry Jone's Dallas Cowboys are -

the Biden Administration of Professional Football.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (5NkmN)

119 A great glue that's been around forever is Barge All Purpose Cement. Always a tube in my junk drawer.
--------
Leather work and shoe repair. Spent 10 years pealing that stuff off of me. Coat both pieces, bang them together when dry and you won't get them apart without a lot of elbow grease and thinner.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (+ya+t)

120 "Anybody try the new TV Overnite Sensation called 'Alien Tape' at $20 for 2 rolls ... ?
Posted by: Dr_No"

I saw that stuff. They say you can stick a shelf to a wall. Don't know how long it will stay there. What I want to know is what does it have to do with aliens?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro Vermouth at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (vrz2I)

121 why does the wood glue have a protuberance

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (geLO8)

122 Willowed... [316] No, the last surviving member that worked on Canada's equivalent of our Bill of Rights is suing the government for VIOLATING it. Posted by Notsothoreau at 1:57PM
=====
Ironically, the 1982 Canada Act resulted from efforts by then Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (yep, the father of Justin).

Posted by: Kathy at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (h3RRP)

123 First world problem. I may run out of tequila before the end of the game today.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

I paid to have liquor delivered yesterday. Should last awhile since I have to work all week.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (qpolg)

124 I Should one of these weekends hook up a 2nd hot water heater just for kitchen sink, it's at the end of the line so takes awhile to get hot. I got a slightly used 5 gal hot water heater to put just below it in basement.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (2JoB8)

125 Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (II3Gr)

Bravo! I like it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:32 PM (lCui1)

126 Hubbymayhem also used duct tape to hold the carpet together in the door way of the girl spawn bedroom. It looks like a trailer park threshold. Meh, whatever, it worked.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 30, 2022 02:32 PM (Vxu+H)

127 Third World Problems:

No food.
No clothing.
No drinkable water.
Little shelter.

Posted by: The Man From Athens at January 30, 2022 02:33 PM (QMwOT)

128 That Mary. What a character.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2022 02:33 PM (vrz2I)

129 I have a squadron of A-10s loitering over my house waiting to do the flyby at Arrowhead.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2022 02:33 PM (eA1RV)

130 3 But can you do shelves?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 30, 2022 02:03 PM (mZOHK)

That's MY area.

Posted by: Ace at January 30, 2022 02:34 PM (QMwOT)

131 extra magnet, nice fix.

maybe a router could shave down the high parts in the door, the next time it warps beyond the magnet's capability?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2022 02:34 PM (Cus5s)

132 Third World Problems:

No food.
No clothing.
No drinkable water.
Little shelter.
Posted by: The Man From Athens at January 30, 2022 02:33 PM (QMwOT)


On the plus side:

Plenty of bugs to eat.

In many ways, their cultures are far superior to ours and better for Gaia.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:34 PM (5NkmN)

133 Now do caulk.
Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (AmoqO)

No thanks, I'm straight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

Ya don't wanna take a caulk on the wild side ?

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:34 PM (arJlL)

134 IT HAS A PROTRUBERANCE BECAUSE IT HAS AN ERECT PENIS. IT IS A PUN ON "WOOD" WHICH CAN REFER EITHER TO WOOD FROM TREES OR TO A HARD ON. THIS CARTOON IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE WOOD GLUE HAS AN ERECTION BECAUSE IT IS LOOKING AT THE HOT GLUE WHICH IS MADE TO LOOK LIKE A GIRL, SO IT IS A PUN ON THE WORD "HOT" WHICH CAN MEAN EITHER THERMALLY HOT OR SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

THE THOUGHT OF TWO CONTAINERS OF GLUE COPULATING IS ALSO FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 30, 2022 02:35 PM (mZOHK)

135 I have a squadron of A-10s loitering over my house waiting to do the flyby at Arrowhead.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

globe.adsbexhange. com is a fun site for tracking them. Maybe.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 02:35 PM (OssQ4)

136 Javems either butyl caulk or 100% silicone on your window

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:35 PM (2JoB8)

137 my fav glue dispenser is my Lincoln 350 Power mig

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:35 PM (us2H3)

138 My windshield bottom seal is falling apart. I'm hoping their rubber caulk will work. Car is 12 years old.


Around here, lower Alabama, the windshield guys will remove your windshield and reinstall it with a new gasket for under $50.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2022 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

139 Haven't paid much attention to football this year but when did Cincinnati get to be good again?

Seems like they should've been knocked down to a high school league years ago.

Oh, and I'd just like to remind everyone that the Jerry Jone's Dallas Cowboys are -

the Biden Administration of Professional Football.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (5NkmN)

When they hired LSU's QB/WR combo Burrow and Chase...

Posted by: Nova local at January 30, 2022 02:36 PM (exHjb)

140 Where da boobies at?

Posted by: Viagra is a human right at January 30, 2022 02:36 PM (QMwOT)

141 "Plenty of bugs to eat. "

We just pick 'em off each other.

Posted by: Third World Gourmet at January 30, 2022 02:36 PM (vrz2I)

142 LOL @ Ben.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 02:36 PM (OssQ4)

143 Models use duct tape to squish their boobs together for optimal cleavage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 02:22 PM (U2p+3)

Among other things....teehee!

Posted by: Michael Obama at January 30, 2022 02:37 PM (R/m4+)

144 We put in a tankless water heater because the old tank was probably 200 feet from our master shower. U shaped floor plan. Took way too long to get hot water for a shower. Put the it in the attic. Wonder if we could have put in two. Too far from kitchen now. Works well though. Never run out of hot water.

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:37 PM (AmoqO)

145 Models use duct tape to squish their boobs together for optimal cleavage.
Posted by: nurse ratched

You know da rules !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:38 PM (arJlL)

146 133 Now do caulk.
Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (AmoqO)

No thanks, I'm straight.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.

that's not what you said last night in the hot tube

Posted by: Shep at January 30, 2022 02:38 PM (us2H3)

147 Vmom we raise our blades for thee
Vmom we sing our praise to thee
We'll stab a million foes for thee
From sea to shining sea

~fin

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 30, 2022 02:38 PM (II3Gr)

148 How neat would life be if all the problems were 1st world as described?

Contrary to what one may first think, I believe it would be a first class horror.

We simply would not have the country we now have.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2022 02:39 PM (KATBx)

149 Haven't paid much attention to football this year but when did Cincinnati get to be good again? ----

When they drafted future HOF Joe Burrows.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 30, 2022 02:40 PM (4v2Bk)

150 The plastic hood on my tractor cracked and I used Gorilla glue to glue it back together. The glue is probably stronger than the hood. They should make the whole hood out of Gorilla glue. I hate plastic tractor hoods.

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2022 02:40 PM (vrz2I)

151 I use adsbexhange to follow the planes doing their bombing runs at the nearby Electronic Warfare Range in the Ocala forest. I swear they saw me looking one day last summer, because they buzzed my house as close as Cruise in Top Gun. It was pretty cool to hear, and if I was outside I could have seen the numbers on the wings.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 02:41 PM (OssQ4)

152 Sew Jobs would make a great name for a business.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

Kamala's bidness has a different name.

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:41 PM (arJlL)

153 No matter what happens in today's NFL games, the Super Bowl should be interesting b/c the AFC has the amazing QB/WR combos, but with atrocious offensive lines...and the NFC has atrocious QBs (sorry, Stafford fans, but the choke last week)...but they do have great D-Lines to go after the AFC combos...

Posted by: Nova local at January 30, 2022 02:41 PM (exHjb)

154 I like rubber cement.

Posted by: 4thewin at January 30, 2022 02:42 PM (EHOZp)

155 Mis Hot Glue Gun has a nice rack.

Posted by: 4thewin at January 30, 2022 02:43 PM (EHOZp)

156 A brigade from the 82nd Airborne backed up by a couple squadrons of A-10's on the ground in Ukraine with more on the way will throw a huge wrench into Putin's plans. Ukraine is flat; tank country. The A-10's were built for this. Kill Americans and run the risk of nuclear fire.

One problem: Our current POTUS office holder is a dementia filled figurehead placed in office by a Democratic Party who stole the last presidential election.

Ukraine is fucked.
Taiwan is fucked.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 30, 2022 02:43 PM (QMwOT)

157 There is only one glue: Epoxy, and I am its prophet.

Posted by: West at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (QY+6a)

158 Dr. Johnny Fever est mort.

God wanted him to be a golf pro.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (njfCw)

159 Airplane glue is OK in a pinch.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (mZOHK)

160 The other upside is it pulls tight as it cures leaving an invisible glue line, and it cleans up easy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:15 PM (VwHCD)

Don't use it for boatbuilding, though.

Posted by: Guy sitting on the sea bottom. at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (P3gRi)

161 Fun reading about your handyman travails and victories, CBD.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (LI7Tg)

162 There is only one glue: Epoxy, and I am its prophet.

Posted by: West at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (QY+6a)

Thanks for part one, now, where's the second part?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 02:45 PM (7bRMQ)

163 154 I like rubber cement.
Posted by: 4thewin at January 30, 2022 02:42 PM (EHOZp)

cum again ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:45 PM (us2H3)

164 Speaking of Manhattans, Kidsharn came home from store with more Makers Mark. Can't find Knob Creek anywhere. Talk about your first world problems...

Posted by: Rosasharn at January 30, 2022 02:46 PM (PzBTm)

165 Nontoxic model glue that smelled like oranges.

Us as kids: man, this stuff is *lame*

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 02:46 PM (OssQ4)

166 High Plains Drifter. Relaxing Sunday afternoon.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:47 PM (qpolg)

167 >>153 No matter what happens in today's NFL games, the Super Bowl should be interesting b/c
Posted by: Nova local at January 30, 2022 02:41 PM (exHjb)

(finger hovers over moneyline Cincy fuckit bet it all...)

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 02:47 PM (x8kT3)

168 I like rubber cement.
Posted by: 4thewin at January 30, 2022 02:42 PM (EHOZp)


I like rubber cement and turtles!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2022 02:47 PM (5NkmN)

169
52 A home is a hole on land that you throw money at. A boat is a hole in the water you do the same thing to - but more wetly ...

Posted by: Dr_No at January 30, 2022 02:14 PM (mu5GU)


There is an hilarious old movie about married New York apartment-dwellers having their dream home built out in the country:

Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, 1948, starring Cary Grant and Myrna Loy

Per IMDB: "...they find that buying and building and living in their own home is easier said than done."

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2022 02:48 PM (AMIL/)

170 Said day 1 Taiwan was fked as Sundowner is beholden to China, to tune of $31M I take it.
As I say dirt cheap to buy a President

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:48 PM (2JoB8)

171 166 High Plains Drifter. Relaxing Sunday afternoon.

"I never knew your name, stranger."

"Yeah, you did."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 02:48 PM (njfCw)

172 "High Plains Drifter. Relaxing Sunday afternoon.
Posted by: Infidel"

That's the one where Clint banged some hussy he dragged off the street right?

Posted by: fd at January 30, 2022 02:50 PM (vrz2I)

173 Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, 1948, starring Cary Grant and Myrna Loy


That is a great movie.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:50 PM (qpolg)

174 It turned out to be a nice sunshiney day !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:51 PM (arJlL)

175 Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, 1948, starring Cary Grant and Myrna Loy
-----
Good movie. They had to copy it for The Money Pit. Original was much better, plus Myrna.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 02:51 PM (+ya+t)

176 The key to a good glue bond is surface prep.

Posted by: Fred at January 30, 2022 02:51 PM (wgxgK)

177 That's the one where Clint banged some hussy he dragged off the street right?
Posted by: fd

Just yanked her to the barn before the commercial break.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:51 PM (qpolg)

178 @redsteeze
Their president has been deposed and is in hiding. They are rudderless. Bomb them and invade. Enough of this.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 02:52 PM (LI7Tg)

179 98 Short video of a drone doing a flyby at one of the convoy staging areas.

https://tinyurl.com/5bjh46tu
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----------------

All I see, in every clip, is snow and ice and cold. Canadians must have a solid temperament. Amazing that they ever countenanced the thought of Justine as prime minister.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 02:52 PM (8E/wP)

180 Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House, 1948, starring Cary Grant and Myrna Loy


That is a great movie.
Posted by: Infidel

Concur.

That and Bringing up Baby

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:53 PM (arJlL)

181 174 It turned out to be a nice sunshiney day !
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:51 PM (arJlL)

Can you see clearly now?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 30, 2022 02:53 PM (II3Gr)

182 Gorgeous on the front range today. 50 and full sun, no wind. Neighbors sitting out in t-shirts.

I wouldn't bet on Cincy, but I'm rooting for them. As a Bills fan, I kind of have to after what happened last week. Go Burrow!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 02:53 PM (njfCw)

183 Now that the magnet is secured, drill a small hole and use a short finish screw of the same color to secure it permanently.

Posted by: mc at January 30, 2022 02:53 PM (arTnq)

184 Why they play good movies at 3 or 4 in the morning I'll never know. Couldn't stop watching Good, The Bad and the Ugly until sun up.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 02:54 PM (+ya+t)

185 The Chiefs were just instructed to win.

Carry on.

Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 02:55 PM (x8kT3)

186 You used up all the glue on purpose!

Posted by: Old Man Parker, Ralphie's Dad at January 30, 2022 02:55 PM (4I/2K)

187 178 @redsteeze
Their president has been deposed and is in hiding. They are rudderless. Bomb them and invade. Enough of this.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 02:52 PM (LI7Tg)

Does he mean Canada?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:55 PM (lCui1)

188 Hey Jewells, if you're still here Doof was asking if you could email him. His addy is in his nic. Here's the link to his request. (Comment #233 in previous thread.)

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&
post=397625#c36102423

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2022 02:55 PM (ju2Fy)

189 The Canadians are saying: "Let's Go Brandeau"

I like it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 02:56 PM (njfCw)

190 There is only one glue: Epoxy, and I am its prophet.

Posted by: West at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (QY+6a)

Thanks for part one, now, where's the second part?

The second part is hot glue is for wankers who sell their wares at craft fairs and don't give a darn that it only lasts 10 minutes under use.

Posted by: West at January 30, 2022 02:57 PM (QY+6a)

191 Concur.

That and Bringing up Baby
Posted by: JT

Yes. Has me debating to get TCM on dish. But they seemed to have turned to shit is why I cancelled. I'm a retard when it comes to getting online stuff on the tv.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 02:57 PM (qpolg)

192 one of my favs for fine vener work is rabbit skin glue
and it's cheap

5 bucks for an ears worth
Posted by: REDACTED

Late to the party here but I knew if anyone would mention rabbit skin glue, you wood (swidt?).

It's the only thing we were allowed to use on veneer work.

Stir, stir, stir. . ..

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2022 02:57 PM (mD/uy)

193 187 178 @redsteeze
Their president has been deposed and is in hiding. They are rudderless. Bomb them and invade. Enough of this.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 02:52 PM (LI7Tg)

Does he mean Canada?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:55 PM (lCui1)

Yep! Canuckistan.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (LI7Tg)

194 if you get really high and squint you eyes

the 1989 remake of the "Sweet Bird of Youth" is a scream

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (us2H3)

195 Well if we had Trump now would have been the time to annex Canada into the 51 - 60 states

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (2JoB8)

196 Will Bunny Bond-O surpass Gorilla Glue?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (njfCw)

197 Yep! Canuckistan.
Posted by: m

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (lCui1)

198 137 my fav glue dispenser is my Lincoln 350 Power mig

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 02:35 PM (us2H3)

---

I have a Miller Dial Arc 350. Only works for gluing metals though. Everything else kind of vaporizes.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 30, 2022 02:59 PM (h1jJh)

199 Ironically, the 1982 Canada Act resulted from efforts by then Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (yep, the father of Justin).
Posted by: Kathy at January 30, 2022 02:31 PM (h3RRP)

And, as a result, it is a very flawed document.

Posted by: Guy sitting on the sea bottom. at January 30, 2022 02:59 PM (P3gRi)

200 195 Well if we had Trump now would have been the time to annex Canada into the 51 - 60 states
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (2JoB

Trump - Trudeau 2024

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 02:59 PM (LI7Tg)

201 On other hand most of Canada are Leftists

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (2JoB8)

202 Wow, way to absolutely destroy the national anthem.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (nxdel)

203 Well if we had Trump now would have been the time to annex Canada into the 51 - 60 states

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM (2JoB

Nah, we don't want Quebec!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (7bRMQ)

204 201 On other hand most of Canada are Leftists
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM

Not as leftist as Trudeau.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (LI7Tg)

205 Right, we do not want Quebec. Le pew! We'll take the little mushroom people of Nova Scotia though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (njfCw)

206 203 Well if we had Trump now would have been the time to annex Canada into the 51 - 60 states

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 02:58 PM

Nah, we don't want Quebec!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (7bRMQ)

Once it's ours, though, we can sell it to somebody.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:01 PM (LI7Tg)

207 Right, we do not want Quebec. Le pew! We'll take the little mushroom people of Nova Scotia though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (njfCw)

Not sure about the Newfies either. Will have to take a vote.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:01 PM (7bRMQ)

208 Wow, way to absolutely destroy the national anthem.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

Wasn't Roseanne was it?

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:01 PM (qpolg)

209 Mike from Cold Fury is up and around.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2022 03:01 PM (Cfk8j)

210 Olddog, yes nurse let me know. I've just emailed him a few minutes ago. Thank you.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 30, 2022 03:02 PM (nxdel)

211 202 Wow, way to absolutely destroy the national anthem.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (nxdel)

Hey, that's vmom's personal anthem. Sheesh, everybody's a critic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 30, 2022 03:02 PM (II3Gr)

212 Once it's ours, though, we can sell it to somebody.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:01 PM (LI7Tg)

Sell it to France!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:02 PM (7bRMQ)

213 My dad was always using this or that glue/epoxy for *everything*.
One Christmas my brother gave him a big box of all different kinds of glues/epoxies.
After dad opened his box, the brother gave a big box to mom, it was full of glue/epoxy removers.
It was a great gag and completely usable (especially mom's)!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2022 03:02 PM (4oe/X)

214 Sucks about Howard Hesseman.

I'll have to watch some classic Johnny Fever eps from my WKRP DVD collection in his honor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:03 PM (njfCw)

215 I'm into epoxies, myself.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 30, 2022 03:03 PM (KiBMU)

216 I needed velco cos I
had none
I went to Lowes and I
bought some
I went to Lowes and I
bought some.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2022 03:03 PM (m0zqP)

217 Infidel, I don't know who it was but she stunk.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 30, 2022 03:03 PM (nxdel)

218 Nah, we don't want Quebec!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:00 PM (7bRMQ)

We'll take the Manitobans and Albertans, but we don't want the Québécois!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 30, 2022 03:04 PM (II3Gr)

219 Breyer's a dick

in his resignation letter, says he will quit when his replacement was confirmed

can't find a resign letter by others who said the same

funny, can't find RBGs

hahhahahha

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:04 PM (us2H3)

220 Wow, way to absolutely destroy the national anthem.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

Wasn't Roseanne was it?
Posted by: Infidel

Not Yoko !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:04 PM (arJlL)

221 The Calgarians (?) are cool. We can keep them. Or is it Calgonites?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (njfCw)

222 Is Doof ok? Guess I should shut up.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (qpolg)

223 It's "the Republic of Quebec," I have been informed by people from there.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (LI7Tg)

224 The Calgarians (?) are cool. We can keep them. Or is it Calgonites?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (njfCw)

Calgareens?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (7bRMQ)

225 Sell it to France!
-----
Trade it for Iceland!

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:06 PM (+ya+t)

226 Dr. Johnny Fever est mort.
God wanted him to be a golf pro.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 02:44 PM (njfCw)

He was good in "Billy Jack" as a friend to the hippie children.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 30, 2022 03:06 PM (R/m4+)

227 Sell it to France!
-----
Trade it for Iceland!
Posted by: dartist

Greenland, FTW.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:06 PM (qpolg)

228 Trade it for Iceland!

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:06 PM (+ya+t)

Greenland?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:06 PM (7bRMQ)

229 Yeah, Alberta for sure.

Saskatchewan and Manitoba as a bonus.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 03:07 PM (ufFY8)

230 Concur.

That and Bringing up Baby
Posted by: JT

Yes. Has me debating to get TCM on dish. But they seemed to have turned to shit is why I cancelled. I'm a retard when it comes to getting online stuff on the tv.
Posted by: Infidel

And let's not forget Arsenic and Old Lace

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:07 PM (arJlL)

231 224 The Calgarians (?) are cool. We can keep them. Or is it Calgonites?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (njfCw)

Calgareens?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (7bRMQ)

Calgorithms.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:07 PM (LI7Tg)

232 JT, YouTube TV has TCM. We have it on the Roku.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:08 PM (OssQ4)

233 221 The Calgarians (?) are cool. We can keep them. Or is it Calgonites?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:05 PM (njfCw

I'd take Calgarian.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 30, 2022 03:08 PM (o2BvK)

234 Is Doof ok? Guess I should shut up.
Posted by: Infidel

He posted yesterday, thanking everyone for their prayers
and well wishes.

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:09 PM (arJlL)

235 Greenland?
--------
50/50 guess, my luck

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:09 PM (+ya+t)

236 Well if we had Trump now would have been the time to annex Canada into the 51 - 60 states

If a regime can be toppled by a mere traffic jam...on to Washington, boys!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2022 03:09 PM (cTiTg)

237 Ah, last comment for Infidel.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:09 PM (OssQ4)

238 Calgorithms.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:07 PM (LI7Tg)

No, no rithms there. The people are white!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:09 PM (7bRMQ)

239 >>>I'll have to watch some classic Johnny Fever eps from my WKRP DVD collection in his honor.


Phone cops!

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2022 03:10 PM (xPl2J)

240 236 Well if we had Trump now would have been the time to annex Canada into the 51 - 60 states

If a regime can be toppled by a mere traffic jam...on to Washington, boys!
Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2022 03:09 PM (cTiTg)

They burned down our White House in 1814.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:10 PM (LI7Tg)

241 Ninotchka

The Letter

The Heiress

Ben Hur

Hud

I'll go with "movies I can watch a loop", Alex

for a thousand

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:10 PM (us2H3)

242 Yes, we *need* 10 more Minnesotas.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (OssQ4)

243 222 Is Doof ok? Guess I should shut up.

Posted by: Infidel
---------------------
He posted in last thread:

233 Howdy Hordelings. On my way home from Florida. My "new normal" begins in a few hours. Appreciate all the prayers and love from the Horde this past week and going forward!

Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2022 01:22

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (ju2Fy)

244 >>That's the one where Clint banged some hussy he dragged off the street right?

Posted by: fd


not just some hussy- that was Dean Wormer's wife

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (geLO8)

245 I live just south of Calgary in pure red neck country. People here are cheering the truckers on.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (o2BvK)

246 @ByDougMcIntyre

Canadians chanting "We burned the f***ing White House to the ground." (They actually did, in 1814).

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LI7Tg)

247 10 more Ilhan Omars.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (OssQ4)

248 201 On other hand most of Canada are Leftists

Square head wankers, most of them.

Drive 'em into the frozen north and use 'em as drill thralls, take the high plains grain fields and costal fisheries for us...

Posted by: Chuck E. Confucius at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (7DYli)

249 Yes, we *need* 10 more Minnesotas.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (OssQ4)

Keep them territories until we see how they vote when free.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (7bRMQ)

250 219 Breyer's a dick

in his resignation letter, says he will quit when his replacement was confirmed...
-----------

Good.
There's no rush to replace him for there is no vacant spot.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (8E/wP)

251 242 Yes, we *need* 10 more Minnesotas.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (OssQ4)

We. Can. Sell. Them.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:13 PM (LI7Tg)

252 Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2022 01:22
Posted by: olddog in mo

Thank you olddog in mo.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:13 PM (qpolg)

253 Always good to inset those magnets, which you may have done but we are lacking that info. Anyway helps with glue setting.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2022 03:13 PM (coYBh)

254 We. Can. Sell. Them.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:13 PM (LI7Tg)

Fi dolla!

Posted by: Winnxi the Pooh at January 30, 2022 03:14 PM (7bRMQ)

255 Yes, we *need* 10 more Minnesotas.

I have some ideas for upcoming "DarkFlights" of illegals... Welcome to the Hudson Bay, boys!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2022 03:14 PM (PbWF0)

256 Provinces! Get yer provinces here! We got English-speaking, we got French-speaking, we got whatever the hell those Newfies speak. Maple syrup rights included!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:14 PM (njfCw)

257 I just realized how hard it is to pronounce rear wheel drive without sounding drunk. Now through rural in there.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 30, 2022 03:14 PM (o2BvK)

258 *happy dance*
Number one son is coming for linner and I got a text from Marine saying he's ok and he loves his momma.

And super glue should be in every mother's first aid kit. I've super glued both my kids. Much easier than an er visit when they would do the same thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (U2p+3)

259 245 I live just south of Calgary in pure red neck country. People here are cheering the truckers on.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (o2BvK)

Oh, cool! You are an on-site reporter. Thank you!

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (LI7Tg)

260 t-bird, I'm warming up to the idea, now. Keep talking.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (OssQ4)

261 I have some ideas for upcoming "DarkFlights" of illegals... Welcome to the Hudson Bay, boys!

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2022 03:14 PM (PbWF0)

Arctic circle.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (7bRMQ)

262 No woman in sight, I have third world problems with my kitchen.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (laPL6)

263 I have tried to source the French/Paris Truckers report but can't find another source to back up the report so I must let you know....no can confirm. Sorry, I should have done more work before posting that info.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (cRbt7)

264 249 Yes, we *need* 10 more Minnesotas.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:11 PM (OssQ4)

Keep them territories until we see how they vote when free.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (7bRMQ)

LOL

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:15 PM (LI7Tg)

265 What's for linner?

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:16 PM (qpolg)

266 We haven't gotten to the West Coast yet. Is BC (Vancouver) in or out?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

267 What's for linner?

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:16 PM (qpolg)

Lineament!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:17 PM (7bRMQ)

268 TD KC.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2022 03:17 PM (ju2Fy)

269 266 We haven't gotten to the West Coast yet. Is BC (Vancouver) in or out?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

They STARTED at the west coast.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:17 PM (LI7Tg)

270 Nurse I've never superglued any kids, but I been sorely tempted!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:18 PM (OssQ4)

271 265 What's for linner?
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:16 PM (qpolg)

Linnets.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:18 PM (LI7Tg)

272 265 What's for linner?

I have some souvlaki chicken in the freezer. Thinking of tossing some greens, tomatoes, feta and onions with Greek dressing and adding the chicken. Sure wish I had some pitas.

And KC scored already.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:18 PM (njfCw)

273 Linner: Dinner for Senior Citizens, but served before 4pm to get the Lunch prices....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:18 PM (PiwSw)

274 We haven't gotten to the West Coast yet. Is BC (Vancouver) in or out?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:16 PM (PiwSw)

Well, it's sorta shaped like CA, so maybe not. Hongcouver is definitely out.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:18 PM (7bRMQ)

275 Vancouver is North Seattle. Do not want.

Vancouver Island we can keep.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:19 PM (njfCw)

276 They STARTED at the west coast.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:17 PM (LI7Tg)

I mean when we annex them. Do we keep British Columbia or make them sit in the corner like Quebec.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

277 I've super glued both my kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Teaching them the dolphin kick?

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (lACLv)

278 And let's not forget Arsenic and Old Lace
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:07 PM (arJlL)

Better than Bringing up Baby. Hated Kat Hepburn in everything she did.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (5iUNf)

279 Hongcouver is definitely out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30,

Jeebus, it was getting that way when I left the PNW in the early 80's.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (qpolg)

280 The "Freedom Convoy" is being prepared in Europe

French Daily News

https://tinyurl.com/2p984shx

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (LI7Tg)

281 Man who said he was 'told by God' to assassinate President Biden arrested outside DC

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (geLO8)

282 I hope those truckers can find enough diesel to keep going as long as they want. Should join up with American truckers and do a few loops here too.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:21 PM (+ya+t)

283 Man who said he was 'told by God' to assassinate President Biden arrested outside DC

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (geLO

Dang it!

Posted by: Kamala at January 30, 2022 03:21 PM (7bRMQ)

284 British Columbia?

Fuck that.

Unless we can take the ski resorts only.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 03:21 PM (ufFY8)

285 "Yes, we *need* 10 more Minnesotas. "

Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota
Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota,
Mama Minnesota, Mama Minnesota,
Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Mama Minnesota

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 30, 2022 03:22 PM (vrz2I)

286 Better than Bringing up Baby. Hated Kat Hepburn in everything she did.

Posted by: Boswell

She did a few good movies. My fav is Barbara Stanwyck.

Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:22 PM (qpolg)

287 276 They STARTED at the west coast.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:17 PM (LI7Tg)

I mean when we annex them. Do we keep British Columbia or make them sit in the corner like Quebec.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (PiwSw)

Oh, sorry. Maybe attach it to Washington and California?

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:22 PM (LI7Tg)

288 >What's for linner?


I had top sirloin and garlic roasted potatoes

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:22 PM (geLO8)

289 Unless we can take the ski resorts only.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 03:21 PM (ufFY

And the AlCan.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:22 PM (7bRMQ)

290 Man who said he was 'told by God' to assassinate President Biden arrested outside DC

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:20 PM (geLO

Dang it!
Posted by: Kamala

Costume wasn't convincing enough, I guess.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:23 PM (OssQ4)

291 "AHS is slimy. $75 to make a claim. You won't hear anything for days."

We had them come out to work on our heat pump within a month of buying the house.

Three different companies, and not a damn one of them could discuss A/C theory intelligently.

Plus it turns out that the homeowner pays for the freon. $90.00 per pound down here with these guys.

Our unit holds ten pounds.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 03:23 PM (3D/fK)

292 Man who said he was 'told by God' to assassinate President Biden arrested outside DC

Nice narrative. They're afraid of the convoy. Unfortunately, they are going to be easy to derail.

Posted by: t-bird at January 30, 2022 03:23 PM (cTiTg)

293 Vancouver Island is amazing! I've sailed a regatta that circumnavigated. Fucking blow your mind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 03:24 PM (U2p+3)

294 Canadians chanting "We burned the f***ing White House to the ground." (They actually did, in 1814).
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:12 PM (LI7Tg)

Didn't the TJM own Dolley save the WH portraits?

Legend.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 03:24 PM (5iUNf)

295 186 You used up all the glue on purpose!

Posted by: Old Man Parker, Ralphie's Dad at January 30, 2022 02:55 PM (4I/2K)

Badafinga!!!

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 03:24 PM (AmoqO)

296 The suspect was driving from Kansas to Maryland before being intercepted by the Secret Service in a Cracker Barrel parking lot on Jan. 26.

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:24 PM (geLO8)

297 And Johnny Fever has passed.

2022 sux.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 03:25 PM (3D/fK)

298 in a Cracker Barrel parking lot on Jan. 26.
Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:24 PM (geLO

A glowie?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 03:25 PM (ufFY8)

299 The suspect was driving from Kansas to Maryland before being intercepted by the Secret Service in a Cracker Barrel parking lot on Jan. 26.

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:24 PM (geLO

Cracker Barrel?! Aha! A white supremacist!!

Posted by: MFM at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (7bRMQ)

300 hey have glue at the autocrats store to glue your rearview mirror on, maybe that would work ?

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 02:28 PM (WF/xn)

I'll check, thanks

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (AmoqO)

301 She did a few good movies. My fav is Barbara Stanwyck.
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2022 03:22 PM (qpolg)

Stella Dallas was a turgid mess, but she had a great turn in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. And she was a beauty.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (5iUNf)

302 Oh, of *course* it was a Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (OssQ4)

303 1st thing I saw Howard Hesseman in was Billy Jack

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (geLO8)

304 in a Cracker Barrel parking lot on Jan. 26.

Figures!

Posted by: The MFM at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (1O9Sx)

305 God didn't tell the guy to not blab the shit in advance?

Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (laPL6)

306 See! You wingers think you need guns, but the canadian pm ran and his from truckers!

Yeah, but our truckers have guns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:27 PM (F4b8f)

307 Le Convoi de la liberte passe par la region de Quebec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjwOUPIHxT8

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 03:27 PM (8E/wP)

308 God didn't tell the guy to not blab the shit in advance?
Posted by: Jimco Industries

Right? Like He gave up precise instructions with Noah.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:28 PM (OssQ4)

309 Was the God guy about 6'3, 15% body fat, with close cropped hair and wearing sunglasses?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:28 PM (F4b8f)

310 I've watchedsome Neil Oliver on GBN. I think Dr Malone linked one of his videos.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (YynYJ)

311 "All right Cincinnati, it's time for this town to get down! You got Johnny....Dr. Johnny Fever, and I am burning up in here. We're all in critical condition, babies, but you can tell me where it hurts because I got the healing prescription here from the big KRP musical medicine cabinet. Now, I am talking about your 50,000-watt intensive care unit, babies!"

(Drops needle on Ted Nugent's "Queen of the Forest")

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (njfCw)

312 309 Was the God guy about 6'3, 15% body fat, with close cropped hair and wearing sunglasses?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:28 PM (F4b8f)

The khakis are the "tell."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (PiwSw)

313 Right! What's a cubit?

Posted by: Noah, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (OssQ4)

314 301 ... My fav is Barbara Stanwyck.
Posted by: Infidel
------------

Say it ain't so

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (8E/wP)

315 You suffer so.
Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2022 02:06 PM


I told you bluebell was empathetic!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2022 03:30 PM (a3Q+t)

316 Like He gave up precise instructions with Noah.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:28 PM (OssQ4)

Travel 56000000 cubits east to Maryland, and order theeatliaf. Then I will instruct you further.

Posted by: God to the whackjob at January 30, 2022 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

317 "Right! What's a cubit?"

They're used to store henways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 03:30 PM (3D/fK)

318 Meatloaf!

Posted by: God to the whackjob at January 30, 2022 03:30 PM (ufFY8)

319 God tells people to do alot of crazy shit. Usually turns out to be a person in a manic episode.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:30 PM (F4b8f)

320 313 Right! What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (OssQ4)

20 shekels, same as in town.

Posted by: Shem, who will not go on to be a comedian at January 30, 2022 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

321
Sell it to France!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Pay France to take it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2022 03:31 PM (4oe/X)

322 Johnny Fever broadcasting drive time in heaven.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2022 03:31 PM (+P50B)

323 Lol Horde mind re cubit

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2022 03:31 PM (ufFY8)

324 Anyone else have the comments go totally wack? No gray boxes and blue links?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:32 PM (F4b8f)

325 313 Right! What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (OssQ4)

20 shekels, same as in town.
Posted by: Shem, who will not go on to be a comedian at January 30, 2022 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

That bit probably paid for a lot of Cosby's rape defense attorneys' fees.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 03:32 PM (5iUNf)

326 I'm sure God would have at least told him Chick Fil A.

C'mon, man!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:32 PM (OssQ4)

327 Great, now the " white supremacists ' thing will be front and center and they will go looking for his 345 companions

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:34 PM (2JoB8)

328 Here's a catchy little Minnesota song for ya, Horde:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=st3c2rFcGrI

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2022 03:34 PM (a3Q+t)

329 324 Anyone else have the comments go totally wack? No gray boxes and blue links?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:32 PM (F4b8f)

nope

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:34 PM (LI7Tg)

330 CAT, nope. Comments look normal from here.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:34 PM (OssQ4)

331 C.A.T no everything has been fine all day.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:34 PM (2JoB8)

332 327 Great, now the " white supremacists ' thing will be front and center and they will go looking for his 345 companions
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:34 PM

The Feds have known about him since the 25th.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:35 PM (LI7Tg)

333 320 313 Right! What's a cubit?
Posted by: Noah, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:29 PM (OssQ4)

20 shekels, same as in town.
Posted by: Shem, who will not go on to be a comedian at January 30, 2022 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

cubits
forbits
sixbits
a dollar!

All for the Pharaoh, stand up and Holler!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 03:35 PM (trdmm)

334 17 Anyone have any experience with American Home Shield home warranty plan? This hose was built in 1971 and my Spidey Sense tells me evil lurks in it's walls...
----
Been with them for 24 years and the previous owner went with them too. They have been very good - I've had my outside A/C unit replaced, 2 microwave ovens, 2 dishwashers, 1 washing machine, 1 water heater. Soon it will be a refrigerator and I don't know how long a water heater lasts. They do roof leaks and electronics too.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (qfLjt)

335 Anyone else have the comments go totally wack? No gray boxes and blue links?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:32 PM


Yeppers. Must be the dirty Scandis.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (a3Q+t)

336 Howard Hesseman still looked sharp in recent photos. Not very recognizable, but sharp.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (LI7Tg)

337 Sigh...

Meanwhile, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) signaled support for J. Michelle Childs, a black US District Court judge from his state, who he called "highly qualified" and "an awesome person."

Graham doesn't think a racial quota for the Supreme court is a problem.

"Put me in the camp of making sure the court and other institutions look like America," Graham told "Face the Nation" on Sunday, adding "I don't see Michelle Childs as an act of affirmative action. I do see putting a black woman on the court making the court more like America."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (F4b8f)

338 Seems like I have had the described phenomena when reading aoshq on my iphone. No where else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (dNqv+)

339 The clear uv activated glue has revolutionized fly tying.

No more waiting for varnish to dry

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 03:37 PM (WF/xn)

340 Pixy needs to throw a few more squirrels on the fire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:38 PM (F4b8f)

341 336 Howard Hesseman still looked sharp in recent photos. Not very recognizable, but sharp.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (LI7Tg)

He was good in WKRP of course. He was also in that one show... Head of the Class?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:38 PM (dNqv+)

342 116 Super glue mixed with baking soda is NOT the fix for every problem, but the number YT videos out there seems to indicate it IS a solution for many ... The fact that this filler can be drilled, sanded and/or painted is appreciated by woodcrafters ... I myself also recently filled a small gash in a piece of Corian with it.
Posted by: Kathy at January 30, 2022 02:30 PM (h3RRP)


Better for something like that would be clear epoxy mixed with 3M glass bubbles. Make the resin much easier to sand and that is likely to wear better than CA.

If you need epoxy to flow better, you can thin it with denatured alcohol. Also useful for cleaning up.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2022 03:38 PM (8C7+r)

343 Stella Dallas was a turgid mess, but she had a great turn in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. And she was a beauty.
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2022 03:26 PM (5iUNf)

I first got to know Stanwyck from watching Big Valley when I was a kid, and I was surprised later to learn she hadn't always been a white haired old lady. but I can't help but think about her that way forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 03:39 PM (trdmm)

344 The lack of gray boxes must be a russian op. I think it is a bit early for server crashing season.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:39 PM (F4b8f)

345 > "I don't see Michelle Childs as an act of affirmative action. I do see putting a black woman on the court making the court more like America."

pre-occupied with race

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy at January 30, 2022 03:39 PM (geLO8)

346 Yep, Head of the Class. Where the pervert Dan Schneider got his start. And Tony Soprano's last goomah, Leslie Bega, though she looked nothing at all like her HotC self. (cough-plasticsurgery-cough)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:40 PM (njfCw)

347 "Put me in the camp of making sure the court and other institutions look like America," Graham told "Face the Nation" on Sunday, adding "I don't see Michelle Childs as an act of affirmative action. I do see putting a black woman on the court making the court more like America."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (F4b8f)

Well, that ends that hope. Say, how many anti-constitutionalists do we need on the court anyway?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2022 03:40 PM (7bRMQ)

348 More like television-America. SCOTUS already looks like America.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:41 PM (OssQ4)

349 Graham is 5 lbs of femboy in a 2 lb bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:41 PM (dNqv+)

350 Adhesives are tools, of a sort. Only a particular adhesive is correct for a particular job. We get by, of course, because in most circumstances the bonding isn't too demanding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 03:41 PM (1e3E/)

351 I made a table top out of plywood. When i routered the edge, there were holes at gaps in the plies. I poured baking soda in until the hole was filled then dripped on some superglue. Worked a treat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:41 PM (F4b8f)

352 Graham doesn't think a racial quota for the Supreme court is a problem.

"Put me in the camp of making sure the court and other institutions look like America," Graham told "Face the Nation" on Sunday, adding "I don't see Michelle Childs as an act of affirmative action. I do see putting a black woman on the court making the court more like America."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:36 PM (F4b8f)

What Graham really doesn't understand is that you Fight because *everything* they do has to be opposed; this is an existential battle between the left and us now. People who understand that know that we have to fight *everything* they do. Even if, in this case, we may not have a winning position, you still fight to let those out there watching know that you have fight in you.

But Graham wants to surrender right out of the gate. No! that is NOT how you deal with our mortal enemies!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 03:42 PM (trdmm)

353 when my MIL was in hospice, she looped "the thornbirds"

My wife cannot watch it , even today

I married into a a whacky ass fam

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:42 PM (us2H3)

354 Well, to be fair, we don't have a Mohammedan on the court.

Yet.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:42 PM (OssQ4)

355 Graham is 5 lbs of femboy in a 2 lb bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:41 PM (dNqv+)

Two pigs in a sack as grandma would say when she saw a woman with a big ass

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 03:43 PM (WF/xn)

356 "Put me in the camp...."

Oh, we will. We will!

Posted by: Rabid Leftist at January 30, 2022 03:43 PM (7bRMQ)

357 14-3 KC already.

Cincinnati's "No Field Goals" vow turned out to be bullshit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:43 PM (njfCw)

358
If you need epoxy to flow better, you can thin it with denatured alcohol. Also useful for cleaning up.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
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I've wondered what the consequence is for the strength of the polymerized product. Have also wondered about acetone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 03:43 PM (1e3E/)

359 Well, looks like laptop croaked.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at January 30, 2022 03:44 PM (vO36R)

360 "The stress of choosing which of seemingly hundreds of adhesives we have available was almost too much to tolerate."

Honestly, if you're not 8 and making construction paper turkeys for decorations, it's not hard to pick a glue. There usually aren't many that are optimal for a given application.

If you don't have reference materials detailing what glues to use for what, you should probably get them in hardcopy before your local commissar revokes your interwebs privileges.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 30, 2022 03:44 PM (27Un2)

361 Epoxy is a product worthy of modern man. There is an epoxy for every conceivable job. My next epoxy job is to restock and bed a marlin 17hmr bolt action range rifle with a bull barrel. I love that little gun.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 30, 2022 03:44 PM (0OmEj)

362 In the camps, we'll all be using pine tar. Luckily, that shit's adhesive as hell.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:44 PM (njfCw)

363 Well, to be fair, we don't have a Mohammedan on the court.

Yet.

FJB can nominate a black Farakkhan deciple.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:44 PM (F4b8f)

364 359 Well, looks like laptop croaked.
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at January 30, 2022 03:44 PM (vO36R)

Yikes!

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:45 PM (LI7Tg)

365 making the court more like America.
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Then put a bunch of dumb asses, junkies, welfare recipients, and vagrants on the court.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:45 PM (ddTPB)

366 154 I like rubber cement.
Posted by: 4thewin at January 30, 2022 02:42 PM (EHOZp)

All you need to know about Graham is he is in the middle of the world's largest gathering of free range pussy and he's a vegan

taint right

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:45 PM (us2H3)

367 I am getting more pissed the more I think about Graham. Here we are, watching real censorship and tyranny overtaking the country. Theft of elections. Literal denial of basic services to political opponents.

But the most important thing to this sack of shit is that he can score some cocktail tolerance points with the very people who are doing all these things.

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:46 PM (dNqv+)

368 My peskiest adhesive problems have been plastics. HDPE? forget off-the-shelf epoxies. Polycarbonate? Same thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 03:46 PM (1e3E/)

369 What, no love for JB Weld?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:46 PM (ddTPB)

370 Epoxy is a product worthy of modern man. There is an epoxy for every conceivable job. My next epoxy job is to restock and bed a marlin 17hmr bolt action range rifle with a bull barrel. I love that little gun.

It's not a tack driver already , I have the bull barrel with laminated stock and it's like a laser accurate. 5 shots is a dime size hole at 100, it's a Marlin stainless

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 03:47 PM (WF/xn)

371 Anything I start reading that mentions Lindsey Graham, I just zone out.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:47 PM (LI7Tg)

372 Re Head of the Class

Who the hell is Dan Schneider?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:47 PM (dNqv+)

373 Jb weld is epoxy. A damn fine one.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 30, 2022 03:47 PM (0OmEj)

374 "291 "AHS is slimy. $75 to make a claim. You won't hear anything for days."

We had them come out to work on our heat pump within a month of buying the house.

Three different companies, and not a damn one of them could discuss A/C theory intelligently.

Plus it turns out that the homeowner pays for the freon. $90.00 per pound down here with these guys.

Our unit holds ten pounds.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 03:23 PM (3D/fK)"

They're worthless. I tried to help someone get service through them - you have to pay to file a claim/visit, but then the contractor refused to even come out and look at the problem because accessing the failed system would involve drywall removal and they "don't do demo". It took a chargeback to get the fee back.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 30, 2022 03:47 PM (27Un2)

375 Seriously, the SC GOP needs to decide on a candidate and throw Miss Lindsey into his/her/xer already-lined-up lobbying job....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

376 > I am getting more pissed the more I think about Graham.


he's really conservative in election years...

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy! at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (geLO8)

377 Super Bowl is going to sound weird with 30,000 fans masked up. Then again, the new crowd muting technique already has the game sounding weird. Personally I wish they'd all just disobey, and throw their free masks onto the field.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (OssQ4)

378 Can Joey Potatoes nominate his son Hunter? That would be fun.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (+ya+t)

379 369 What, no love for JB Weld?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:46 PM (ddTPB)

It's been mentioned a few times, I love that stuff.

Marintex is gnarly stuff.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (WF/xn)

380 A SC judge in a hijab would be awesome for optics

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (2JoB8)

381 *looks up Dan Schneider*

Huh, another in a long line of people who I have never seen anything they have done aside from one thing from the 80s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (dNqv+)

382 Epoxy is a product worthy of modern man. There is an epoxy for every conceivable job. My next epoxy job is to restock and bed a marlin 17hmr bolt action range rifle with a bull barrel. I love that little gun.
Posted by: USNtakim
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Heh. Try that on a Nylon 66.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 03:48 PM (1e3E/)

383 when my MIL was in hospice, she looped "the thornbirds"
-----------------

Is that the one with Richard Chamberlain, portraying a heterosexual? What range, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (ddTPB)

384 No it is a fine rifle. I just want a better stock. Its in a polymer stock now. To much flex.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (0OmEj)

385 Hunter identities as a black female can't see why not

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (2JoB8)

386 When is the last time the left ever moved right to compromise?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (F4b8f)

387 >.Who the hell is Dan Schneider?

he was the handyman in that show with that redhead and that girl who married Eddie Van Halen


unless I'm wrong

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy! at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (geLO8)

388 372 Who the hell is Dan Schneider?

He was the fat kid on Head of the Class.
Grew up to become the king of tween TV programming. Producer of a long, long list of top tween sitcoms. Many reports of his unnatural attraction to his pre-pubescent girl stars and particularly their feet.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (njfCw)

389 We only want Alberta as part of Greater Texas of America.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2022 03:50 PM (zWpOF)

390 How funny I just finished mixing up some liquid steel. Puppy chewed off the plastic cap that holds the 2 spring rods for her kennel. I thought I had some of that epoxy putty, but of course can't find it. So, just slathered epoxy all over the spot where it split.

Gorilla glue is great for wood or porous stuff - the original brown which expands. But not anything like metal or plastic.

I have to use some crazy glue type stuff this afternoon to glue Bugs' ears back on (very rare WB model sheet statue) I looked up the very best and fastest glue for acrylic, hopefully it will be near undetectable.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 30, 2022 03:50 PM (wAnMi)

391 When is the last time the left ever moved right to compromise?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

They let Trump live? Sorry, it's all I got.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (OssQ4)

392 That story about the man arrested for threatening Biden is bizarre - guy has to be mentally ill, because the story sure sounds too stupid to even make up (but who knows these days) So the guy is in Independence, MO, and he CALLS UP the local Police Dep't and tells them "hey guess what, I'ma gonna drive to DC and shoot that guy, and I'm leaving now, and I should get there in about 3 days." So of course they called the Feds, and of course the Feds, already having his license plate just hung out at the likely spots and waited for him.

and he didn't even have a gun with him when he was caught. But I'm sure they'll find a way to spin this as the Greatest Threat Evah!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (trdmm)

393 I was wrong

Posted by: DB - kill a commie for Mommy! at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (geLO8)

394 He was the fat kid on Head of the Class.
Grew up to become the king of tween TV programming. Producer of a long, long list of top tween sitcoms. Many reports of his unnatural attraction to his pre-pubescent girl stars and particularly their feet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (njfCw)

WTF.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (dNqv+)

395 389 We only want Alberta as part of Greater Texas of America.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2022 03:50 PM (zWpOF)

*looks around for AOP*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (PiwSw)

396 For fast around-the-house and automotive fixes, that involve something flexible, or sem-flexible, I use Perma-Bond. Great stuff...a contact cement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (1e3E/)

397 No it is a fine rifle. I just want a better stock. Its in a polymer stock now. To much flex.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 30, 2022 03:49 PM (0OmEj)

Boyd's makes some nice laminated stocks for a good price

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (WF/xn)

398 So Graham's basically come out as a racist. What matters is the color of your skin.

Posted by: lizabth at January 30, 2022 03:51 PM (L3Rsz)

399 364 359 Well, looks like laptop croaked.
========

The new one?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 03:52 PM (8E/wP)

400 *looks through Hesseman's IMDB*

They tried to reboot WKRP in the 90s?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:53 PM (dNqv+)

401 Well, to be fair, we don't have a Mohammedan on the court.
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Or a wetback. Or a Zoroastrian. No Eskimos, either. When is their day gonna come?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:53 PM (ddTPB)

402 Rick schneider >>> Dan schnider.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (F4b8f)

403 JB Weld works great.

But the better solution is to sell the place, give the money to BLM, rent a Metaverse pod and a Soylent pump, and leave all these problems behind! Just subscribe to Soylent of the Month Club's Postmates delivery service, and you'll never even have to leave your pod, except to empty your night soil from the chamberpot. Get with the times, my dude.

Posted by: Mark at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (Cf/uA)

404 Just remember how much of a cocksucker Graham is

next time he pulls the tough nut act for the cameras

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (us2H3)

405 I'm starving.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (+ya+t)

406 "A great glue that's been around forever is Barge All Purpose Cement. Always a tube in my junk drawer.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2022 02:17 PM"


It used to be great. Last tube I bought (about a year ago) was close to useless. I later read that it got reformulated to meet VOC regs. Wish I could find the old stuff.

Posted by: Bigsmith at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (G/mW5)

407 when my MIL was in hospice, she looped "the thornbirds"

At least it wast'r Hitchcock's The Birds.....

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (arJlL)

408 They will have to expand the court to 100 to capture all the the races and genders and religions.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:55 PM (F4b8f)

409 the comical thing about Graham's statement is that it's obvious to everyone that if Government Officials come out and say 'No, this in no way is Affirmative Action" well then everyone knows, obviously, that Yes, you just proved that it IS Affirmative Action.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 03:55 PM (trdmm)

410 I like rubber cement.
Posted by: 4thewin at January 30, 2022 02:42 PM (EHOZp)


Back in my college/graphic design days, before digital anything, I used a lot of rubber cement to adhere labels or do mixed media art. There's 2 types, the double sided stuff, and the single sided (which was new in the late 70's). I really like the double sided stuff, but it takes a bit of practice to get a super thin film.

Great to gross people out with as well, fill your hands with it and sneeze.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 30, 2022 03:55 PM (wAnMi)

411 402 Rick schneider >>> Dan schnider.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (F4b8f)

Schneider (ODAAT) and Tom Schneider?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:55 PM (dNqv+)

412 anyone else tired of Dersh ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (us2H3)

413 Or a wetback. Or a Zoroastrian. No Eskimos, either. When is their day gonna come?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

If I were a midget I'd be angry. Not even one nomination?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (OssQ4)

414 It used to be great. Last tube I bought (about a year ago) was close to useless. I later read that it got reformulated to meet VOC regs.
Posted by: Bigsmith at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (G/mW5)
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Another victim of the nanny state. Along with those gasoline cans that take half an hour to open, and then spill gasoline all over the place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (ddTPB)

415 So how do we primary that mincing ponce?

(Miss Lindsey)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (3D/fK)

416 This game is gonna get ugly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (eA1RV)

417 Get with 21st Century folks!

Posted by: Alien Tape, Free Shipping! at January 30, 2022 03:57 PM (1e3E/)

418 Just drove through the gate. Is this place haunted? Things look so...disembodied. I'm turning around and checked the mailbox down at the road.

Posted by: Eromero at January 30, 2022 03:57 PM (0OP+5)

419 How ya doin' Duke ?

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:57 PM (arJlL)

420 405 I'm starving.
Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (+ya+t)

I ate two dinners tonight, to ward off the cold. Also cuz they were yummy.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 03:57 PM (LI7Tg)

421 Duke, how so? Fisticuffs?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:57 PM (OssQ4)

422 416 This game is gonna get ugly.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (eA1RV)

Seems like it - Cincy is outclassed. Last week seems to have been the real AFC championship game.

Posted by: Nova local at January 30, 2022 03:57 PM (exHjb)

423 Listening to the podcast, I don't know who coined the term Jive Kampf, to refer to Irabhim X Kendi's book but that right there is genius.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (ek3eh)

424 I think Lindsey Graham has voted to confirm every SCOTUS nominee of either party since he's been a Senator (I haven't actually looked up all his votes though). He's a rubber stamp.

Posted by: zmdavid at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (xqRaG)

425 413 Or a wetback. Or a Zoroastrian. No Eskimos, either. When is their day gonna come?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

If I were a midget I'd be angry. Not even one nomination?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (OssQ4)
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Preach it, brother! Not a single Justice with a bone through his nose, either. When are Borneo natives gonna get a look-in?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (ddTPB)

426 "We have 23 different types of glue on the shelves and children are going to bed hungry in this country!" Bernie Sanders

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (leJpm)

427 400 They tried to reboot WKRP in the 90s?!

It was terrible.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (njfCw)

428 413 Or a wetback. Or a Zoroastrian. No Eskimos, either. When is their day gonna come?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

If I were a midget I'd be angry. Not even one nomination?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (OssQ4)


They are running short of suitable candidates.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut in at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (mZOHK)

429 420 405 I'm starving.
Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 03:54 PM (+ya+t)


here

have some pate on homemade flatbread

and a swill of Hermitage

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (us2H3)

430 If I were a midget I'd be angry.

Well, yeah. They are pretty short tempered.

I'll show myself out.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (3T854)

431 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You forgot The Thugee, Hashishin, and the cult of Sol Invictus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (dNqv+)

432 They are running short of suitable candidates.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut in at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (mZOHK)

Um, Peter Dinklage is on line 1. He seems upset.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 30, 2022 03:59 PM (PiwSw)

433 Hiya JT

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 30, 2022 03:59 PM (eA1RV)

434 Doctor Johnny Fever. Loved his character.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2022 03:59 PM (jYQlA)

435

A paraplegic midget Muslim woman of color with tourette syndrome and a seeing eye parrot would be the most awesome supreme court justice ever!

Posted by: Some Dude at January 30, 2022 03:59 PM (7DYli)

436 The old one. Gonna try new. I new it was on it's way out. Need to dismantle and trash piece at a time.

Posted by: Infidel on the phone at January 30, 2022 04:00 PM (gY6TK)

437 You forgot The Thugee, Hashishin, and the cult of Sol Invictus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Rosicrucians

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 04:00 PM (1e3E/)

438 I never got WKRP, thought that guy was not even a little funny.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 04:00 PM (+ya+t)

439 424 I think Lindsey Graham has voted to confirm every SCOTUS nominee of either party since he's been a Senator (I haven't actually looked up all his votes though). He's a rubber stamp.
Posted by: zmdavid at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (xqRaG)

*pages through style guide*

We would accept 'Cheap date', 'Pocket pussy' or 'Sandra Fluke'.

Posted by: AOSHQ Majordomo at January 30, 2022 04:00 PM (dNqv+)

440 If I were a midget I'd be angry.

Well, yeah. They are pretty short tempered.

I'll show myself out.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (3T854)\

the Bee: Peter Dinklage's attempt to cancel Snow White Comes Up Short.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (x8Wzq)

441 Half the Bengal defense tested positive for Covid. They are still playing, but must maintain a 6 foot zone away from the guy they are defending.

Chiefs 21, Bengals 3
5:04 left in the first half.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Cus5s)

442 This country is so backward... We sit here bickering about whether felons should vote, while there isn't even a single multiple murderess to represent them on our highest Court.

Do better, America.

Posted by: Hillary C at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Cf/uA)

443 If I were a midget I'd be angry. Not even one nomination?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 03:56 PM (OssQ4)

They are running short of suitable candidates.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut in at January 30, 2022 03:58 PM (mZOHK)
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Robert Reich is on the short list!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (ddTPB)

444 FOOD NOOD

get cleaned up and upstairs

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (2JoB8)

445 In the camps, we'll all be using pine tar. Luckily, that shit's adhesive as hell.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

We get to play baseball?

Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (KAi1n)

446 Rosicrucians
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 04:00 PM (1e3E/)

Thanks, Mike Hammer. I had to look that one up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:02 PM (dNqv+)

447 This country is so backward... We sit here bickering about whether felons should vote, while there isn't even a single multiple murderess to represent them on our highest Court.

Do better, America.
Posted by: Hillary C at January 30, 2022 04:01 PM (Cf/uA)
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No whores, either. Stormy Daniels, come on down!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2022 04:02 PM (ddTPB)

448 Joe Burrow is an excellent QB who really needs an O-line what doesn't suck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 30, 2022 04:02 PM (x8Wzq)

449 here

have some pate on homemade flatbread

and a swill of Hermitage
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Sounds very tasty!

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2022 04:02 PM (+ya+t)

450
the Bee: Peter Dinklage's attempt to cancel Snow White Comes Up Short.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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See? White privilege.

Posted by: Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, Land O Lakes Maiden at January 30, 2022 04:02 PM (1e3E/)

451 Are we in garbage time prior to halftime?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at January 30, 2022 04:03 PM (jYQlA)

452 have some pate on homemade flatbread
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As one who has recently undergone a craniotomy, I am triggered and offended by this comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 04:04 PM (1e3E/)

453 WKRP was an MTM Production and was supposed to be a twist on the Mary Tyler Moore formula as that show got long in the tooth. This time it was a new boy in a flyover town, and a radio station instead of TV, same "bullpen" main set, the boss was befuddled rather than a grouch.

It was the immediate emergence and popularity of stellar characters like Dr. Johnny Fever and Venus Flytrap that turned it into the classic that it was. Instead of basically the intended "The Andy Travis Show" which wouldn't have worked nearly as well.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 04:05 PM (njfCw)

454 If confirming a justice where there is no vacancy is now a thing, I say the Republicans go ahead and confirm Sotomayor and Kagan's replacements next year.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2022 04:06 PM (yQpMk)

455 Shit just got real...

@TheBabylonBee 6m

New Minnie Mouse Pantsuit Design Includes Baton For Beating Uyghur Prisoners

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2022 04:06 PM (zWpOF)

456
Fatima Sappho should be the nominee, #4MuhJuztice:

https://tinyurl.com/yjbynw74

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 04:06 PM (Cf/uA)

457 I used to do a antique show in Houston and once this midget came in my booth

someone told me he was a "big man" in Houston

he bought something, so I agreed

Joe Roach

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2022 04:06 PM (us2H3)

458 As one who has recently undergone a craniotomy, I am triggered and offended by this comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 04:04 PM (1e3E/)

pate- not cracked pate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:07 PM (dNqv+)

459 And Baily was hot, too!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 04:07 PM (3D/fK)

460 448 Joe Burrow is an excellent QB who really needs an O-line what doesn't suck.

Last week it was Josh Allen being an excellent QB who really needed a defense that didn't suck.

The Chiefs appear unstoppable. Defenses just disappear when facing them. I mean, after last week, my God. I almost feel like that was scripted. It was just so impossible and yet it happened.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 04:07 PM (njfCw)

461 459 And Baily was hot, too!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 04:07 PM (3D/fK)

Mmmm. Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:07 PM (dNqv+)

462 Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 04:05 PM (njfCw)

And Bailey. Must not forget Bailey.

Also Les Nessman was funny as hell. Always had some kind of band-aid on, or a gauze-wrapped finger.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 30, 2022 04:08 PM (x8Wzq)

463 Bailey had that slightly hot/naughty librarian thing going on.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 04:11 PM (3D/fK)

464 463 Bailey had that slightly hot/naughty librarian thing going on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 04:11 PM (3D/fK)

Indeed. A pretty lady:
https://tinyurl.com/c8ywj5uw

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:12 PM (dNqv+)

465 Somewhere on the yootoobs there's a grainy old clip from a "Battle of the Network Stars" with Jan Smithers in a swimsuit. Sssssmokin' hawt.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 04:16 PM (njfCw)

466 You know what they say about Saskatchewan?
It's like North Dakota, only flatter.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 30, 2022 04:23 PM (qfLjt)

467 Bailey+Swimsuit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srChf_LDH-Q

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at January 30, 2022 04:25 PM (3D/fK)

468 The Chiefs appear unstoppable. Defenses just disappear when facing them. I mean, after last week, my God. I almost feel like that was scripted. It was just so impossible and yet it happened.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2022 04:07 PM (njfCw)

Bengals held them to three points in the second half in the week 17 win. They will have to do that again and turn up the offense. Hurts to lose their TE.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 30, 2022 04:27 PM (EJbIh)

469 35 My goto glue is cascamite
Posted by: REDACTED
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Their website polyvine.com has a many how to videos on varnishing and color painting. Haven't found their glue link yet but the site is very informative.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2022 04:28 PM (8E/wP)

470 The supply chain nightmare has impacted the commercial availability of a lot of epoxies. Boat manufacturers are in a tizzy.

Posted by: pawn at January 30, 2022 04:34 PM (Cfk8j)

471 From one of the Twitter feeds on the truck convoy :"As a straight Scottish man in his 40's I was not expecting to be aroused by a group of truckers."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 04:41 PM (1iHhC)

472 THE THOUGHT OF TWO CONTAINERS OF GLUE COPULATING IS ALSO FUNNY.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 30, 2022 02:35 PM (mZOHK) \

Could be sticky.

Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2022 05:03 PM (AmoqO)

473 40 Funny you should post this bc the country is coming unglued.
Posted by: Elmer at January 30, 2022 02:11 PM (3aJzV)

This made me laugh - TWICE! Elmer, hahaha!

Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says Grow your own food at January 30, 2022 05:12 PM (hlxe7)

474 Reversing the polarity always works when you're in a bind.

Posted by: SamIam at January 30, 2022 06:30 PM (oasF3)

475 There's a website for that:

https://thistothat.com/

I consider it an essential reference for all adhesive purposes.

Posted by: PlainJane at January 30, 2022 07:02 PM (W+w2W)

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