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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (1/29/22)
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honour of the Harvest Festival, yOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST request???' The Lone Ranger responds,"I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse", "But I will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request???"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.
Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents," "But I will still kill you tomorrow." "What is your LAST request ???" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees,and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "READ MY LIPS!!!!"
FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... "BRING POSSE"
In the event you did not like tonight's picture above the fold this next link might just be for you.
The Ultimate Vegan Fast Food Items, RankedOnce again I ask, if being vegan is so good why do you imitate meat products? Why not just eat your beans & kale?
From Burger King nuggets to the McPlant, plant-based alternatives have become endless. Here's everything you need to know. It's January, which means one thing: A bunch of people have been trying out veganism, as is tradition (who knows when or why “Veganuary” came to be, but we're here now). It also means that food joints across the country have been dropping tasty new menu items to appeal to rookie and veteran vegan eaters alike (see: the new vegan Babybel, Papa John's vegan all-day breakfast pizza, plant-based Philadelphia cream cheese).
Perfect harmony? I call Bull Shit!
Thai Man Lives in Perfect Harmony With Eight Young Wives A tattoo artist in Thailand has been getting a lot of attention online after it was revealed that he shares his home with eight young wives, all of whom get along great with each other. Ong Dam Sorot, a young tattoo artist specializing in the traditional yantra style, recently sat down with a popular Thai comedian for an interview about his controversial marital status. Sorot is married not to one woman, but to eight, all of whom live under the same roof and consider themselves one big happy family. On the show, which has so far garnered over 3 million views on YouTube alone, Ong Dam Sorot introduced each of his wives and spoke about how they met. The eight women described their husband as the kindest, most considerate man on Earth and claimed to get along wonderfully.
This Grandpa worked out his day quite well.
A BRIT has died while visiting a "happy ending" massage parlour in Thai party resort Pattaya after a frantic masseuse tried to revive him. Robert John Swain, 70, stripped off his clothes and was lying naked on a massage table while masseuse Miss Oraya rubbed oils into his back when she suddenly realised something was wrong.
Loss of taste, loss of smell, but not a loss of an erection. Or so they say.
A persistent erection, medically called priapism, has been seen in a number of unlucky Covid patients. When there are no other obvious causes, it’s easy to presume the virus is the cause of the symptom. In a new report published in the journal Urology, medics in Vienna, Austria, described the case of a 12-year-old boy with priapism.12 year old boy? You sure he wasn't hooked on PornHub?
Prince Andrew told Palace cops 'this is my house...f*** off' after causing security scare
A tracksuit-clad Prince Andrew was said to be looking scruffy and caused Buckingham Palace Royal Protection officers to race to the Queen's bedroom after being spotted outside, former officer Paul Page claims
Born on this day: 29 Jan 1947
David Byron, singer, from English rock band Uriah Heep who had the 1975 UK No.7 album Return To Fantasy. They have sold over 40 million albums worldwide. Byron died on 28th February 1985. via thisdayinmusic.com
I still think my ears are ringing from the 2 times I saw them at the Brown County Memorial Arena.
On this day: 29 Jan 2019
American singer, songwriter James Ingram died after a long battle with brain cancer age 66. He was a two-time Grammy Award-winner and charted eight Top 40 hits on the US Billboard Hot 100. He had two No.1 singles, the first, a duet with fellow R&B artist Patti Austin, 1982's ‘Baby, Come to Me’ and ‘I Don't Have the Heart’, which became his second No.1 in 1990. He also recorded the song ‘Somewhere Out There’ with Linda Ronstadt for the animated film An American Tail. via thisdayinmusic.com
A dietician based in New York City has shared a recipe for a drink that she calls the ‘ultimate hangover cure.’ The best part? You only need four ingredients. Successfully curing a hangover is something millions of party-goers have been trying to figure out for centuries. What works for one may not work for another – but headaches and nausea are usually the common culprits.
I have more questions than answers. Genius Award Winner.
Lad, 9, accidentally amputates own penis while crushing veggies with pestle and mortar
WARNING: DISTRESSING CONTENT: A nine-year-old boy was rushed to hospital in Gabon after he accidentally amputated the tip of his penis while crushing vegetables with a pestle and mortar
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2022 10:00 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Towhead at January 29, 2022 10:00 PM (Jq9CG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (eQVV8)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (9v1sv)
Posted by: wing at January 29, 2022 10:01 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: mindful webworker - typing frantically at January 29, 2022 10:02 PM (YFcR8)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2022 10:02 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 10:02 PM (9v1sv)
That burger and fries looks delicious.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:03 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2022 10:03 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:04 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2022 10:04 PM (JfNvZ)
Er, I mean, many Hordians told what their hobbies and crafts were.......
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:05 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:05 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2022 10:05 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 29, 2022 10:05 PM (U2p+3)
Dang it, I was working and i'm trying to retire.
Told my BOD, how can you miss me if I won't go away (old country song, I find hysterical to quote to them).
Posted by: Farmer, at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (oBNgq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Er, I mean, many Hordians told what their hobbies and crafts were.......
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
I saw that there were a fair number of commenters there today.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
Also dreaming of Texas seceding, moving there and rounding up anyone who was a registered D and basically requiring them to wear an "L" on their forehead as a warning...
Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2022 10:07 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 29, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:08 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2022 10:08 PM (JfNvZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 29, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Black Thumbed Critic ... at January 29, 2022 10:09 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 29, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
I had mornings when I prayed for that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Is this some kind of dare?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)
TY for your posts.
Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (ikXZL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (973h7)
Posted by: Rhonda Shear at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Effective Protests! at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
Oh, and a beer!
Posted by: nurse ratched
And desert!
Posted by: naked johnny sins in ur bed at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (kBhFm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:05 PM (LKTKP)
As long as they're not synced....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Effective Protests! at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
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Shopping at Dollar Tree won't be the same.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:12 PM (VxC1e)
That top picture is very close to what I ate tonight. It was pretty good too.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
Is this some kind of dare?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (yQpMk)
Yes, they're very impressive... wait. What are we doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:12 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2022 10:12 PM (JfNvZ)
The Cloud Minders on MeTV.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 29, 2022 10:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:13 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (HMWox)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (eQVV8)
Bull. Shit. Has Not, Is Not, and Never Will Be a "thing".
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
TY for your posts.
Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (6lKe4)
I love chipmunks. Its the gray squirrels I hate and I'm not a big fan of the red squirrels. Mrs. Mis. Hum. takes care of the humming birds.
Thanks for your kind compliment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:15 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:06 PM (VxC1e)
About to have my nightly bowl of Raisin Bran.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 10:15 PM (4v2Bk)
I'm just sayin'...
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:15 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 10:15 PM (oBNgq)
>>Now that Neil Young and Joni Mitchell have demanded that their music be removed from Spotify, old-age homes across America will have to use a different streaming service.
As as Dylan doesn't join in we're ok.
But I think, funny enough, Dylan is a conservative now and wouldn't join in, ironically.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (Uk7B3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes
I had mornings when I prayed for that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
So sick, I would have had to gotten better to die.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (OssQ4)
Bull. Shit. Has Not, Is Not, and Never Will Be a "thing".
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
Have to admit, never heard of it either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (dNqv+)
The red squirrels are dirty commies.
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42 at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (HMWox)
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I can eat 50 Slim Jims.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:17 PM (VxC1e)
Poor guy. Teenage years must have been hard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:17 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 10:17 PM (+ya+t)
Kansas rocks.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:17 PM (axyOa)
This is relevant, because whole blood only has a shelf life of six weeks, so bringing blood up would imply that an invasion is imminent.
"Wag The Dog" was supposed to be fictional, Brandon.
Posted by: It's WAR! at January 29, 2022 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (eQVV
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That, and seeing what is happening in Canada with the truckers! Looks like the dam is finally breaking on Canada's vax mandate. Guess they will have to pull Justine out of her spidey hole to make the killing of the mandate official.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (973h7)
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42 at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY
All of you little bastards are dirty commies.
That's why I relish my success in my war against you.
I have opposable thumbs...I will ALWAYS win!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2022 10:19 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:19 PM (axyOa)
The red squirrels are dirty commies.
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42 at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY
The greys stick nuts up your ass!
Posted by: Glorious People's Red Squirrel Brigade at January 29, 2022 10:19 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Quint at January 29, 2022 10:19 PM (oBNgq)
***
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Unlock Developer Options: Settings > About Phone > 7x tap on Build Number.
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Enjoy your fast phone.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Kansas rocks.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:17 PM (axyOa)
Going to see them in April. First concert for us since August 2019. And the artists I want to see are dwindling.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (973h7)
Someone needs to photoshop Trudeau's face on Saddam's body when he was taken out from his hole in the ground.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (K5n5d)
Biden is crashing their economy and begging for a war of distraction.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Ex-ex at January 29, 2022 10:21 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42 at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY
All of you little bastards are dirty commies.
That's why I relish my success in my war against you.
I have opposable thumbs...I will ALWAYS win!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (Q9lwr)
Word has it they are all protected in the Peoples Republic of New Jersey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (CAJOC)
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...and bacon. Don't ever forget the bacon!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:21 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 10:21 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10
Cicero, TY for my biggest laugh of the day, True dat.
Posted by: Farmer, at January 29, 2022 10:21 PM (55Qr6)
Pelosi on Ukraine: We take an oath to protect and defend. And we're working with the White House to show that we are ready for whatever the prospects are.
1:02 PM · Jan 28, 2022
But what is she protecting and defending?
Hunter's bank account?
Posted by: It's WAR! at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (LKTKP)
Bidon's doing a fair job of crashing our economy as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: F. Joe Biden at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
I am jealous!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (axyOa)
The red squirrels are dirty commies.
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42
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All of you little bastards are dirty commies.
That's why I relish my success in my war against you.
I have opposable thumbs...I will ALWAYS win!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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You f***ed with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality, Morty!
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (IJES/)
The red squirrels are dirty commies.
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42 at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY
The greys stick nuts up your ass!
Posted by: Glorious People's Red Squirrel Brigade at January 29, 2022 10:19 PM (dNqv+)
Don't say a word.
Posted by: Dear Leader Chipmunk to his troops at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (ufFY8)
>> Bull. Shit. Has Not, Is Not, and Never Will Be a "thing".
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
A herd of cattle at the space station? I'm down with that. Considering even Elon's reuseability of rocket parts, it still costs well north of $1k per pound to lift shit to LEO. It used to be closer to $10k/lb.
Now that's a tasty burger.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (F0YaR)
Soup it is, I guess....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (JfNvZ)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4)
Remembering how *disappointed* she was with the seats I got for Billy Joel's 2016 concert (nosebleed level), I broke the bank and paid for first-tier seats. The concert was for July 2021. I hoped to please her.
Then the Fauci Flu hit. The show was finally rescheduled for tomorrow.
Wife told me last weekend that she's reluctant to be in a crowd of unmasked, unvaccinated people. (Like me.)
Only today did I learn that she will indeed go to the show.
So ... will she be pleased?
The world wonders.
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 29, 2022 10:23 PM (Om/di)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 10:23 PM (P4LRL)
gibberish
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 10:23 PM (geLO8)
TY for your posts.
Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (6lKe4)
Do you put up a suet cake? I get 3 different types of woodpeckers with that. In the summer I also put up an orange half and get orioles. I've given up on keeping away squirrels and chipmunks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
So you're telling us, you're not looking for 7 more spousal units.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
When I turned 40 , hangovers lasted the entire weekend. I have avoided the amount of drinking that would produce a hangover since that time. Okay a couple of times I screwed up and suffered the consequences.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (4v2Bk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Come see us!
Posted by: Neil Young/Joni Mitchell Revival Tour at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
>>Bidon's doing a fair job of crashing our economy as well!
The Meat Puppet is the front, the Puppet master is Obama and his crew or whoever ran Obama.
The MeatPuppet doesn't know where he is or what day it is, let alone running this destruction operation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (Uk7B3)
Russia, France, Germany, and the Ukraine are meeting together, without inviting the Americans.
Hopefully they can come up with some resolution to this before Senile Warmonger launches the ICBMs.
Posted by: It's WAR! at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
Show me on the map, Nancy, where the US is. And where is the Ukraine. Now explain to me what the fuck is going on is a matter of a sacred honor or duty... or even crass monetary interest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:25 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2022 10:23 PM (OssQ4)
Is Greg X Voltz part of that lineup?
Posted by: Ex-ex at January 29, 2022 10:25 PM (RU4sa)
Do you put up a suet cake? I get 3 different types of woodpeckers with that. In the summer I also put up an orange half and get orioles. I've given up on keeping away squirrels and chipmunks.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
I have 4 suet feeders up. They attract 3 types of woodpeckers. Chickadees also like the suet.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (Zv9tI)
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The marbling would be magnificent!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
Now rich hollywood "hunk"? That I could believe...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (ESjRY)
Are we certain Ong Dam Sorot's wives are female females?
Those Thai doctors have got quite good these days, one knows...
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (tzQxk)
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The marbling would be magnificent!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
How would you feed them?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Effective Protests! at January 29, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
Has beens in the entertainment industry definitely overestimate their importance. Poor Cher thinks people still pay attention to her.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+ya+t)
Protect and defend what exactly? Last oath I took specified a few more details and the phrasing was just a wee bit different:
"I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Come see us!
Posted by: Neil Young/Joni Mitchell Revival Tour at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
Funny thing about Young. I could have seen him in Minneapolis a couple of winters ago when I was there on biz. He was solo. Played at 3 different venues on Hennipen Ave. Tickets were running about $150 or more. Just didn't feel like it.
As far as Mitchell goes. I can't remember the last time she was on tour or even had a new LP.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
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It's an old Sicilian message.
Posted by: Clemenza at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (VxC1e)
As something to consider - if Prince Andrew were black this would be a major scandal in Britain right now.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 10:28 PM (4v2Bk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Come see us!
Posted by: Neil Young/Joni Mitchell Revival Tour at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (Q9lwr)
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*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:28 PM (973h7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM (3YVs3)
I wondered too when I saw the headline somewhere. But, the photo in the NY Post tells it all.
https://is.gd/DDGO45
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Ex-ex
Not Greg Volz, but his replacement, John Schlitt. Don't know what happened to Volz after "Not of this World".
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM (OssQ4)
we're gonna need space cowboys
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (geLO
We're down to two: Eastwood and Tommy Lee Jones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (Zv9tI)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:30 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at January 29, 2022 10:30 PM (+U5Yr)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
Is Poor Cher from Louisiana?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
sounds....ominous
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:30 PM (sJHOI)
I've been reading lefty boards to get their take on this...
1) It isn't censorship when we do it!
2) We can't go convince people Rogan (reall Dr Malone) are wrong - that's hard because both sides would get to talk!
3) Of course you should censor NAZIs...or better yet hurt them! (I would love to make them all watch the "Are we the Baddies" sketch).
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: I mean... at January 29, 2022 10:31 PM (kBhFm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (VxC1e)
Hmm, zero gee beef. Move over, Kobe, there's a new kid in town. And no need for those pesky daily massages and beer drinking (not for the cows, I suspect, but for the masseuse).
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:31 PM (F0YaR)
we're gonna need space cowboys
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM
For the right fee, Yippi Kai Yay!
Posted by: Captain Mal Reynolds at January 29, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
Dr McCoy knows his shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2022 10:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (Zv9tI)
Oh, damn. Well, Played. *golfclap*
Might as well close up shop, guys. Thread's been won.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: I mean... at January 29, 2022 10:31 PM (kBhFm)
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Because the kids just make a mess of it...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
A chicken! A black chicken!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Sure, make it all about the bird's race, skinhead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (3YVs3)
https://is.gd/DDGO45
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM
There are several instances of clever alliteration in that article...
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (h00VL)
Neil Young 2022: People have no right to think for themselves, and if you think the government should do with your body what it wants, well, you should be sent to prison.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
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The men stopped coming around every night about 50 years ago.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)
Think how bad ranches smell when you are speeding by at 70 mph under an open sky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:18 PM (973h7)
He could put on some blackface and sneak out incognito.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (ESjRY)
When George Shultz was Secretary of State, he would meet with new ambassadors, and in the course of the interview, would ask the ambassadors to go to a globe and indicate where their country was.
Almost invariably, the new ambassador would point to the country that they were assigned to.
Shultz would respond: "Your country is the United States. It is your job to represent the interests of the United States."
Since ambassadors have a habit of "going native", and advocating for the country that they are assigned to, it was a useful lesson.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (I2/tG)
1:02 PM Jan 28, 2022
Why am I reminded of Charles Durning in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.
Oohh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don't...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (axyOa)
Like. A. Boss.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:26 PM (dNqv+)
Plants will grow in zero gee. Confusedly, but Yes. They have a hard time finding 'up'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (todmg)
Donald Southerland is still around.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (Om/di)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
The RCMP would not dare to ask him a question under those circumstances!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 10:29 PM (3YVs3)
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Without reading the article, it sounds like the kid was trying an old folk remedy for virility and something went horribly wrong.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (K5n5d)
Presumably he sees which way the winds are going and wants to save his political neck...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (ESjRY)
I tortured myself by reading about 20 pages of Ars Technica comments on the Spotify story this morning. These people are truly living in a bubble.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (OssQ4)
Think how bad ranches smell when you are speeding by at 70 mph under an open sky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah but there's no air in space.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 10:35 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:35 PM (LKTKP)
That makes him smarter than Castro's boy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:35 PM (SchxB)
The premier of Saskatchewan.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2022 10:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2022 10:36 PM (todmg)
Donald Southerland is still around.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (roH4R)
I thought he bought it last year. I stand corrected.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:36 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 29, 2022 10:20
Hey Slap, good to see you. Call me on your old not smart phone sometime, it will work.
Keep on rocking. Meat Loaf said that at end end of every show, and meant as someone who gave his all. RIP kind soul.
Posted by: Farmer, at January 29, 2022 10:36 PM (55Qr6)
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Does the word, "Ceausescu" mean anything to anyone?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:37 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (roH4R)
I thought he bought it last year. I stand corrected.
Could just be his pod clone is still alive.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:37 PM (SchxB)
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He'll use weapons of mass distraction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 10:37 PM (FVME7)
Lefty logic is often dumb, but this was one of the dumber arguments I've ever heard. I presume the real goal was just to get LIVs to think there was a movement to ban the clot shot itself (if only!)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2022 10:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cicero
That's that word in the Psycho Killer chorus, right?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 29, 2022 10:37 PM (OssQ4)
I assume he was going for the "dick in the mashed potatoes" joke. Some people can tell a joke and some people can't.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 29, 2022 10:38 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 10:35 PM (P4LRL)
Correct. Odors cannot travel through the vacuum of space, Ensign.
Posted by: Mr Spock at January 29, 2022 10:38 PM (7bRMQ)
Impossible burger, meet my wallet.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:38 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2022 10:38 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2022 10:38 PM (m0zqP)
Spotify is sponsoring a cleanout of artists who haven't done anything worth a shit for decades?
Good! Who's next?
Let's make Laurel Canyon quiet again!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (pNxlR)
Jab a knife into your chest; it will be quicker.
Posted by: The Man From Athens at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2022 10:36 PM (todmg)
Dildo's nuts.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 29, 2022 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)
Describing of, or relevant to, the Varangian guard? Doesn't matter as long as it is accurate.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: F. Joe Biden at January 29, 2022 10:22 PM (VxC1e)
She could be a camp follower. There's something she's qualified for.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
Shouldn't we first send someone up there to take a breath and see?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (LKTKP)
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Right, because in Lefty world there is no such thing as free will. You must do only what the government tells you to do. The concept that people can make a freely informed choice that is best for their own personal circumstances is anathema to their entire mindset.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:39 PM (K5n5d)
Think how bad ranches smell when you are speeding by at 70 mph under an open sky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:33 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah but there's no air in space.
Then the vacuum of space would draw the methane out of the cows, causing them to propel themselves to their destination.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Boss Moss
No. Coconuts, rice and soy don't either.
I checked.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (mD/uy)
It basically lists everything the Canadian government has done since COVID but diverges in that there was supposed to be a MORE deadly version of COVID hitting the country last fall allowing them to lockdown harder and get serious about dealing with dissidents.
Its probably just a hoax, but it does make you wonder...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (973h7)
Posted by: Ong Dam Sorot at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (qwO6y)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (3YVs3)
Sure, make it all about the bird's race, skinhead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (3YVs3)
LOL. This bird is easily the size of a goose, solid black feathers. Does not look like a turkey buzzard / vulture. Seemed to be a loner. Maybe 1.5X - 2X the size of the hawks that were around 2 years ago.
Do blackhawks get that big? Seeing it perched above me glaring down, I thought it was deciding if I was prey or a threat. Standing side by side, it's head would probably reach my pants pocket.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
I'd like to teach the world to swing in perfect harmony
_not Barry Manilow
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 10:41 PM (9v1sv)
Dr McCoy knows his shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2022 10:31 PM (ufFY
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I like your remixing of Roddenberry's socialist opera script.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 29, 2022 10:41 PM (EZebt)
I've set my mobile to Slap's recommendations... No noticeable improvements noted yet... We'll see how it goes...
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:41 PM (h00VL)
Sure, make it all about the bird's race, skinhead.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 10:32 PM (3YVs3)
And that crap about them having bigger peck....errr...beaks is just that, crap!
Posted by: The Woodpeckers at January 29, 2022 10:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Apparently, she had a stroke five or six years ago and is not doing well at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mr Spock
I recall reading an article about 'what space smells like'. Apparently astronauts who had completed spacewalks noticed a smell from their suits
(cue a thousand fart comments here)
but they described it as kind of a burnt meat/metallic smell
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (KAi1n)
Phrasing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Ohhh I should try that! There are woodpeckers in the woods behind my house. It would be fun to see them. I like the idea of orioles and oranges seem simple.
Posted by: Iris at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (6lKe4)
Donald Southerland is still around.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (roH4R)
Animatronics.
Dude's been dead since 1975.
Overdosed on [fill in the bank].
Posted by: The Man From Athens at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
I wish I'd gotten to see Johnny Cash.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (KAi1n
Oh my!
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2022 10:36 PM (todmg)
You have heard of an Almond Joy, yes?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (K5n5d)
That you, Strom?
Posted by: Nancy Reagan at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 29, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
The only benefit that my worst hangover had over my worst case of amebic dysentery was that at least the hangover was done within a day.
If I had managed to have both at the same time I suspect it may have killed me, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (ZMraq)
I expect Putin figures he can get whatever he wants from Europe by squeezing the gas pipelines, and that Biden ultimately *won't* go to war, because the America military just had a degrading defeat in A-stan.
But...its very easy to blunder into a war even if neither side wants it if they don't understand the either.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:44 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (F0YaR)
More of a Mounds man, but to each his own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:44 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 10:44 PM (LKTKP)
Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (zb8Dj)
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 10:42 PM (geLO
ISTR that it was believed to be ozone from the unfiltered solar radiation on exposed surfaces. Something like that.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:34 PM (K5n5d)
Yeah...most young teenagers are priapic without even breaking a sweat.
Remember?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Somebody is going to be somebody's bitch. (Isn't that an Eagles song?)
Chinese Ambassador Cautions America: Support of Taiwan Independence Could Spark U.S. Military Conflict With China
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (F0YaR)
Sometimes you just want those nuts in your mouth, eh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (II3Gr)
Space is mostly empty, but not completely and at least for some things our noses are quite sensitive.
Presumably you could analyze what that smell is with the right equipment.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: It's WAR! at January 29, 2022 10:24 PM (I2/tG)
With Botox Nancy egging him on. When people are suspected of having dementia, health professionals do a psych evaluation. They need to do this on elected officials.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:46 PM (h00VL)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:46 PM (ESjRY)
It has one of world's lowest birth rates, there are more people over 65 than 20-65, and any young person with a hint of ambition is trying to figure out how to move somewhere else.
Remittances from Ukrainians abroad are 11% of Ukrainian GNP. (By contrast, Mexican remittances as a percent of GNP is 3.8%, despite all the Mexicans in the United States.)
Just the country we want to go to war over.
https://tinyurl.com/5xtbtcc6
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2022 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 29, 2022 10:47 PM (todmg)
Could the bird be a raven? The tail is diamond shaped, if you can catch a glimpse of it. Ravens also make a lot of noise, which is distinctive for them.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:47 PM (973h7)
Remember?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (Q9lwr)
Sigh...
Posted by: The Woodpeckers at January 29, 2022 10:47 PM (axyOa)
Biden is fine. Now Trump and DeSantis, on the other hand...
Posted by: The American Psychiatric Association! at January 29, 2022 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:48 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2022 10:48 PM (9v1sv)
It would seem the argument is significantly stronger in regards to Ukraine.
Though, a number of our politicians do seem to have very strong personal arguments for involvement.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:49 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Boss Moss
No. Coconuts, rice and soy don't either.
I checked.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (mD/uy)
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Then what the hell have I been doing for the past two hours?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
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This is not the COVID Dick I was expecting (figured it was the male version of the COVID Karen).
Posted by: ShainS -- A faculty lounge, if you can keep it. at January 29, 2022 10:49 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:47 PM (973h7)
Yeah, yeah. The bastards keep me up all night. "Nevermore! Nevermore."
Posted by: EA Poe at January 29, 2022 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)
No way!
Posted by: Sarajevo, 1914! at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (II3Gr)
Mainly the nipples. That doesn't mean I'm nutophobic, which I'm sure is the next Big Discrimination Cause.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:43 PM (F0YaR)
More of a Mounds man, but to each his own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:44 PM (dNqv+)
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Don't feel like a nut?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (CAJOC)
https://tinyurl.com/2p937x3h
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
Shit. His robot was pretty convincing in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (roH4R)
When I try a monstrous burger, all the contents squeeze out the other side, and I wind up worrying about the mess instead of enjoying the meal.
Dagwood Bumstead is fictional.
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (Om/di)
Space is mostly empty, but not completely and at least for some things our noses are quite sensitive.
Presumably you could analyze what that smell is with the right equipment.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
A Hewlett-Packard 5710-A dual-column gas chromatograph?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
I wanted to thank everyone who responded with kind words and condolences to my comment Tuesday night regarding the passing of my brother-in-law. Your thoughts are sincerely appreciated.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (7SwmH)
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Out: Imperial Walkers
In: Ukrainians w/ Walkers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (FVME7)
https://tinyurl.com/2p937x3h
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
Woman driver? Saw a big scary spider in the road?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2022 10:52 PM (yvyah)
A Hewlett-Packard 5710-A dual-column gas chromatograph?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
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Are those things turbocharged?
Posted by: D.A. Trotter at January 29, 2022 10:53 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:10 PM (VxC1e)
Twelve through eighteen year old boy.
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 10:53 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (F0YaR)
In the near future, NOT letting your boss teabag you at work will be grounds for termination and a harassment suit against you for homophobia.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 10:53 PM (II3Gr)
A Hewlett-Packard 5710-A dual-column gas chromatograph?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
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Are those things turbocharged?
Posted by: D.A. Trotter at January 29, 2022 10:53 PM (VxC1e)
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Do they have a compass in the stock?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 10:53 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 10:53 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+ya+t)
Old vet I know feeds squirrels. He is slowly going paraplegic because the VA is refusing to do a surgery, and he has nerve pain. He says the squirrels are better for his pain than taking more opiates, which the VA is arguing that he should not have because of Fentanyl ODs.
Glad you know enough to know who and why to hate and abuse.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2022 10:54 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 29, 2022 10:47 PM (973h7)
This one was silent. Not a peep. Did not see it flying. It just continuously glared at me.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Now that Neil Young and Joni Mitchell have demanded that their music be removed from Spotify, old-age homes across America will have to use a different streaming service.
Posted by: Effective Protests!
Their recreation center line dances are chaos, chaos! I tell you since this disaster broke out!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2022 10:54 PM (pNxlR)
Not impressed with the burger pictured above. Bun not toasted and too thick. No onion, there's a lot better cheeses than American
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:54 PM (sJHOI)
You know, it's not even quite one hour and we're
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1/4 of the way to 1000 comments.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 29, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
I've read interstellar space has somewhere between 0.1 and 1 atom/molecule per cubic centimetre...
One would probably need a bloodhound to smell anything at that density...
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:55 PM (3ihDZ)
In: Ukrainians w/ Walkers
Goldman also mentioned that there is an estimate that half a million Ukrainians are working abroad as prostitutes.
It will be interesting to see how this plays out long-term - Ukraine has tons of superb agricultural land, so I don't think that the place will be depopulated forever.
Posted by: Sarajevo, 1914! at January 29, 2022 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Shit dude. No offense, but nice knowin' you
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Sarajevo, 1914! at January 29, 2022 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
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Interesting point. I wonder how much of that is owned by Bill Gates or the Chinese?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:56 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2022 10:52 PM (yvyah)
At least two towels.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 10:57 PM (4v2Bk)
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It's a huge source of foreign remittances for Ukraine even if the bills all stick together.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:57 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:57 PM (dNqv+)
Its funny, one of the arguments in regards to VAERS is that "sometimes stuff just happens and has nothing to do with the shot", but apparently anything that happens after someone gets COVID is because of the COVID.
So COVID dick is real, but clot shot balls are not. Is that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:58 PM (ESjRY)
No idea what the country equivalent will be. Hank Jr.?
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 29, 2022 10:58 PM (Om/di)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:58 PM (sJHOI)
I bet a 1/4 of them are in Japan.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 10:58 PM (4v2Bk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 10:57 PM (dNqv+)
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Considering his main channel has over 1M subs and rising, I find that hard to believe...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:58 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
I'm partial to the Binford 2000 model.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 29, 2022 10:52 PM (yvyah)
At least two towels.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 10:57 PM (4v2Bk)
A wet bath sheet.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (FVME7)
Libertarians: When you want a totalitarian government but really like pot.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (ESjRY)
No one's asked Count if he could have his stuff...
It's like I don't even know you people any more!
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (3ihDZ)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 10:27 PM (+ya+t)
There was a neighborhood squabble going on in a neighborhood near mine because some of the people were feeding wild turkeys, completely oblivious to the damage they do to people's roofs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (axyOa)
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Nope. No flame analyzation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 10:58 PM (K5n5d)
I can get the argument with a couple of them, but Az and Gary are great. Mauler seems to be everywhere. Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers gives me a low grade Tim Pool vibe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:00 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 11:01 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Stink at January 29, 2022 11:01 PM (pdxTS)
You know. Because I'm also a humanitarian.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2022 11:01 PM (LKTKP)
Probably not a lot - I wouldn't have a lot of long-term faith in land deeds issued by the Ukrainian government.
They won't let in Muslims (except for a few Central Asians from the former USSR), Russia's population is declining too (but much less rapidly), so it's unclear who will come in eventually.
Catherine the Great dealt with the problem by bringing in Germans.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2022 11:02 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 11:02 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
Immature Bald Eagle? They are a dark copper color until the head whitens.
I saw six Egrets in a field yesterday, which is not remarkable in the South, but we are in Oregon. They don't winter here.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2022 11:02 PM (ZMraq)
None of it, if the Russians invade.
Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2022 11:02 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Stink at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (pdxTS)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 11:01 PM (sJHOI)
Labels these days do not mean much. You have socialists who are hard core capitalists (the twitch socialists.) You have the GOPe, who just seem to be looking for a place at the trough of fascism.
Freedom vs Control. Work out from there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (dNqv+)
I wanted to thank everyone who responded with kind words and condolences to my comment Tuesday night regarding the passing of my brother-in-law. Your thoughts are sincerely appreciated.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 29, 2022 10:51
So sorry for your family's loss. I was gone yesterday and I'm just catching up here.
Prayers up from here for his family and may God comfort them.
T
Posted by: Farmer, at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (55Qr6)
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Succor. Giving it is better than getting it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (VxC1e)
Unfortunately, you'll get an 82-year-old babushka instead, Comrade!
Posted by: Ukranian Resettlement Bureau! at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 10:59 PM (VxC1e)
Aloe vera can help with that.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 11:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
Whispering death. First I knew it was above me was the thud of the squirrel's carcass landing 15 ft away. Even then I initially thought it was a branch end or something. Only when I got within 5 ft and saw what it was, did I look up. You know that chill that originates in the base of your skull? Yeah, that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)
None of it, if the Russians invade.
Posted by: Methos at January 29, 2022 11:02 PM (kOpft)
so there's an upside?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 11:05 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Hah! A Cajun joke.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 10:56 PM (sJHOI)
Whispering death. First I knew it was above me was the thud of the squirrel's carcass landing 15 ft away. Even then I initially thought it was a branch end or something. Only when I got within 5 ft and saw what it was, did I look up. You know that chill that originates in the base of your skull? Yeah, that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)
Nevermore, dude. Never More
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 11:07 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Stink at January 29, 2022 11:07 PM (pdxTS)
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 11:07 PM (geLO8)
Most of the population of Crimea is Russian, and kept their real estate holdings, but I think that all the holdings of absentee Ukrainian landlords were confiscated by the Russian government.
If somebody offers you a deal on a house in Mariupol, don't take it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2022 11:08 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
they'll eat pretty much anything
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 11:07 PM (geLO
So what you are saying is that it's like Pitch Black?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
Only one of the mandate officials?
Posted by: Half Dozen at January 29, 2022 11:08 PM (Pg4oo)
Posted by: Grey Squirrel Cadre Leader 42 at January 29, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY
Word has it they are all protected in the Peoples Republic of New Jersey
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
We also have black squirrels in PRNJ although only in the Princeton area for some reason. BSLM!
Posted by: lurk you long time at January 29, 2022 11:09 PM (hTWNl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:09 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Stink at January 29, 2022 11:09 PM (pdxTS)
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:10 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:09 PM (dNqv+)
Plus it had Claudia Black.
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)
The Peronists. They are good at that.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 29, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:12 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
Thank goodness, I thought my efforts had gone unnoticed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 10:50 PM (F0YaR)
In the near future, NOT letting your boss teabag you at work will be grounds for termination and a harassment suit against you for homophobia.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 10:53
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Cuse me, WTF is going on here in this USA? What are the new Biden policies? This getting weird my friends.
Posted by: Farmer, at January 29, 2022 11:12 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Stink at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (pdxTS)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:12 PM (lCui1)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Huge Black Predator Bird at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (J47g1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
Pterodactyls are bigger.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Posted by: Juvenal at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (P4LRL)
So are condors.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet
It might be the rarely seen Murder Death Eagle. You should probably move.
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Stink at January 29, 2022 11:15 PM (pdxTS)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 29, 2022 11:16 PM (4v2Bk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
Pterodactyls are bigger.
Posted by: hogmartin
Don't be ridiculous. It's probably a roc.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:16 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: QUINT at January 29, 2022 11:17 PM (vIZ4j)
Posted by: QUINT at January 29, 2022 11:17 PM (vIZ4j)
And an ENORMOUS blender.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2022 11:18 PM (QzJWU)
That makes room on the plate for insects to be dolled up like veggies. Anybody want some of my housefly salad?
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2022 11:18 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 11:14 PM (geLO
It knows my face. I'm dead wherever I go.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)
That's the Viking way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:19 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:19 PM (4I/2K)
Another tragic anti-masker death.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: QUINT at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (vIZ4j)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (3ihDZ)
Posted by: I mean... at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (gjFj4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (yQpMk)
*looks at remains of a ritualistic Blood Eagle*
Such a waste. He could have gotten the vaccine. Death by Covid guys.
Posted by: Californian Flatfoot at January 29, 2022 11:21 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (3ihDZ)
Leon's not quite there yet.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 29, 2022 11:22 PM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:20 PM (dNqv+)
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Harpie.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 11:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)
Hmmm, a meat trail mix. That could be really good.
Posted by: Californian Flatfoot at January 29, 2022 11:22 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Stupid Son of a Bitch at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Aetius, how bout some coffee, Nihls? at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (3ihDZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)
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As long as there is no "devil weed" (i.e., lettuce), it's all good!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 11:24 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 29, 2022 11:24 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:24 PM (3ihDZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM (I2/tG)
Even bigger perverts.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (3YVs3)
Oh, Margaret look! Nobody's that long winded. Oops, I guess he was. Hiyo! That ought to clear up her complexion.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)
Error!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (VxC1e)
One of my parents favorite shows. I hated it.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM (axyOa)
You've talked about getting a cat for at least a year.
There are many lovely ones at any shelter that would love to be with you. Stop wishing, and go do it. You won't regret it.
You'll regret it if you don't...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM (JfNvZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 29, 2022 11:21 PM (lCui1)
That salad would be good on sourdough bread!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
A Blackhawk perhaps?
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM
I've been f*cking up left and right this evening!
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (3ihDZ)
https://is.gd/KAmIr5
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:23 PM (3ihDZ)
Pert near. Same glare.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
A Blackhawk perhaps?
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)
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How's its puck handling?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 11:27 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Cool Hand Huge Black Predator Bird at January 29, 2022 11:27 PM (J47g1)
You've talked about getting a cat for at least a year.
There are many lovely ones at any shelter that would love to be with you. Stop wishing, and go do it. You won't regret it.
You'll regret it if you don't...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM (JfNvZ)
BeckChas, do yourself a big favor and listen to, and act on, the words above!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:25 PM
I've been f*cking up left and right this evening!
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (3ihDZ)
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Quit bragging!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 29, 2022 11:28 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (3ihDZ)
My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:28 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
A Blackhawk perhaps?
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)
.44, .45, .357?
Posted by: Aetius, how bout some coffee, Nihls? at January 29, 2022 11:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: QUINT at January 29, 2022 11:29 PM (vIZ4j)
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:26 PM (AmoqO)
But of course that would be redundant.
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:30 PM (AmoqO)
I'm still trembling in awe of GEOTUS' speech earlier this evening, and it's affecting my mad special character skillz...
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:30 PM (3ihDZ)
The official temperature locally is no 25F. On the road coming back home, it was just reading 21F. Down here in the hollow (well close to low place near the creek) the truck said 18F when I pulled up to the garage. It can run 2 - 3F cooler down in this spot that surrounding area.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius, how bout some coffee, Nihls? at January 29, 2022 11:28 PM (dNqv+)
More likely Johnny Walker
Posted by: Javems at January 29, 2022 11:32 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Happens all the time here. Shit ton of hills do weird stuff to the weather/temp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:33 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:33 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:33 PM (SchxB)
Nice!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
I'm wondering if it made a buzzing sound and had a little camera hanging down?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 11:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 29, 2022 11:24 PM (K5n5d)
I thought devil's lettuce was weed. This is all very confusing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 29, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:35 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: dartist at January 29, 2022 11:03 PM (+ya+t)
This was covered in Fast Times At Ridgemont High; there were 3 LR dressalikes in the lunchroom. None could eat a carrot as well as Phoebe Cates.
Hubba hubba.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:35 PM (F0YaR)
You can feel the difference if you're out in the open. I remember driving tractors home. You'd go down a hill, and you notice how much cooler it felt. The come back up the hill and feel it get warmer.
Funny thing is that can invert sometimes, and I've seen it. Warmer air in the low spots.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:36 PM (Mzdiz)
thanks for the laughs
Posted by: DB at January 29, 2022 11:36 PM (geLO8)
That's about 55lbs. How does she look now?
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 11:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:35 PM (SchxB)
No idea, I went looking for sexy valkyrie art and came across that. It's disturbing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:36 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:37 PM (dNqv+)
https://tinyurl.com/mr48w4k7
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:32 PM (dNqv+)
LOL no. I just looked up North American Raptors. It was the size of a Golden Eagle, 30 - 40 inches in length and a wingspan of 6 - 7 feet, but all solid black. It may have been an immature version of some raptor with the coloring yet to come. It was the .44 magnum of raptors as it took the unlucky squirrel's head clean off.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:37 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:37 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:38 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: QUINT at January 29, 2022 11:39 PM (vIZ4j)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 29, 2022 11:39 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 29, 2022 11:39 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ichabod Crane at January 29, 2022 11:39 PM (J47g1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:40 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: sassy at January 29, 2022 11:40 PM (xSICi)
Probably eats bald headed eagles as a snack.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:41 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:42 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:42 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 11:43 PM (axyOa)
I was just checking all the local "stations" on weather underground. There's a shit ton of people with those stations connected to the system, and they're all running 20 - 21F around here. So my truck's temp sensor is pretty accurate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:43 PM (dNqv+)
Pretty sure it was for the Canadian truckers.
Seriously, Canadian dollars. No idea what that is in real money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:44 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:37 PM (II3Gr)
Watch out for the falling iguanas. This apparently happens at temps below 40F.
Also, I saw The Falling Iguanas open for Blind Faith while on a bad acid trip in the late 60s.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (+lVUW)
But being as this is the .44 Magnum of raptors, the most powerful raptor in the world, and would bite your head clean. off., you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (eQVV8)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (ZZK0E)
Seriously, Canadian dollars. No idea what that is in real money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:44 PM (SchxB)
Didn't the Canadian Dollar become stronger than the US within the past couple of years?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 29, 2022 11:46 PM (ZZK0E)
Seriously, Canadian dollars. No idea what that is in real money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:44 PM (SchxB)
Yeah I figured that. I was going to continue the comment with a joke but hit send too quickly. And now I've forgotten what I was going to say.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 11:46 PM (axyOa)
The CBC (Canadian BBC) is now blaming the convoy on Putin and Russia.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 29, 2022 11:47 PM (RMN7W)
Also, I saw The Falling Iguanas open for Blind Faith while on a bad acid trip in the late 60s.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (F0YaR)
This would explain the thumping sounds I keep hearing intermittently.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:47 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at January 29, 2022 11:47 PM (RMN7W)
So is MisHum.
j/k
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:49 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2022 11:49 PM (OTzUX)
Personally, I blame all those Ukrainian farmers in Alberta!
Posted by: Fidel Trudeau! at January 29, 2022 11:49 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (+lVUW)
LOL. I'll never get to sleep now. Lemme double check that the fireplace damper is closed.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2022 11:50 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (ZZK0E)
Yep. Apparently they are as rare in this area as woodpeckers not shot at by nurse ratched. Many bird watchers have been troubled by erections lasting more than 4 days.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:50 PM (F0YaR)
Also, I saw The Falling Iguanas open for Blind Faith while on a bad acid trip in the late 60s.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (F0YaR)
This would explain the thumping sounds I keep hearing intermittently.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:47 PM (II3Gr)
***
I always thought Blind Faith was always on a bad acid trip.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 29, 2022 11:51 PM (axyOa)
Personally, I blame all those Ukrainian farmers in Alberta!
Posted by: Fidel Trudeau! at January 29, 2022 11:49 PM (I2/tG)
This really is like BINGO. We should have made up cards for everyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:51 PM (dNqv+)
My cousin, the retired meteorologist, tends to go on rants about the Weather Channel, the sensationalizing of weather coverage, and the shenanigans of the local TV News weather guys.
The latest rant he went on was calling any cold air mass "arctic air". No, arctic air is actually arctic air, it comes from you know, the arctic, when conditions develop that push a mass of it down. It's just pure sensationalizing, he says.
He about blew a gasket about the trend to name winter storms.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:51 PM (eQVV8)
Probably eats bald headed eagles as a snack.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:41 PM (F0YaR)
Don't think so. I'm NW of Houston, so 70 miles or so from the Gulf of Mexico. And didn't see any white markings, just solid black.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:52 PM (4I/2K)
Explains why they couldn't find their way home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:45 PM (eQVV
I gots to know.
Posted by: Unlucky Squirrel at January 29, 2022 11:54 PM (4I/2K)
Explains why they couldn't find their way home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:52 PM (SchxB)
They were wasted.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:55 PM (II3Gr)
Still seems completely out of character for Putin to make such a dumb move with no real point and open-ended costs.
Top concern/demand from Moscow, including in formal talks, for quite a while, has been: no Ukrainian NATO membership. Invading Ukraine will be the biggest boost* to NATO since 1991, especially the only really interested members (eastern Europe). Ukraine wasn't getting into NATO, and Moscow knows this. Odd.
Crimea was a huge provocation, but had very clear concrete benefits and purpose. Nothing of the sort visible in this situation.
* a floundering zombie organization without real purpose for 30 years
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2022 11:55 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:55 PM (II3Gr)
-----
Come down off your throne.
Posted by: 496 at January 29, 2022 11:57 PM (zb8Dj)
I'm also given to understand there are US truckers already across the border to show solidarity.
Lastly, there is a convoy being organized in CA to run across the country and end up in DC for the same reason. Wouldn't that be tremendous? It could easily be the impetus to crush the Scamdemic.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 29, 2022 11:58 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Zettai at January 29, 2022 11:51 PM (eQVV
Fuckity. There's always one...
420 I always thought Blind Faith was always on a bad acid trip.
Explains why they couldn't find their way home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 29, 2022 11:52 PM (SchxB)
Good post for the 420 spot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 29, 2022 11:59 PM (F0YaR)
Talos VII(?)- Star Trek
Evidently also a golem from Greek Mythology.
Is that it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2022 11:59 PM (dNqv+)
Cuz says we've actually got some real arctic air here, right at the boundary. He went a long discussion about the difference between "polar" and "arctic" air masses.
He said "young govt. forecasters don't seem to know the difference". He doesn't worry about the TV guys, as they are well, fake weather.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 29, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 30, 2022 12:00 AM (SchxB)
Could it be a condor? There are some big almost all black ones
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 30, 2022 12:00 AM (Zv9tI)
Posted by: Unlucky Squirrel at January 29, 2022 11:54 PM (4I/2K)
Actually, the guy in the movie who asked him that WAS lucky.
Can you imagine? Pulling the trigger on an empty chamber on a black man in order to scare him- even as a joke? In San Francisco?!
The entire city would melt down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:13 PM (4I/2K)
Pterodactyls are bigger.
~~~
I was going to say turkey vulture or juvenile golden eagle, but pterodactyl would be awesome! Maybe not so much for Count, but for the rest of the world.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:02 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:03 AM (dbs6Z)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 30, 2022 12:05 AM (SchxB)
In theory we spend all that money on a State Department and the National Security apparatus to know what Putin wants and how far he is willing to go to get it.
But based on part history they know that about as well as your average crack dealer in Chicago.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2022 12:06 AM (ESjRY)
I had all of his records. Such fun.
IRL, I rarely could make out CB conversations.
Are CB radios still manufactured?
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 30, 2022 12:06 AM (Om/di)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:06 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:06 AM (yuorg)
The first man, Doug, was elderly and stricken blind. As the market was often crowded with beggars, Doug had taken up juggling apricots to gain the attention of the passing worshippers.
The second man, Jacob, was stricken with leprosy and sat against a building just a feet yards away from Doug begging for relief.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:06 AM (dbs6Z)
One afternoon, the Rabbi was visiting, and Doug noted that the alms received were so scant that he often went days without food. Jacob nodded, adding that his earnings left him hungry most days. Both men noted that they appealed to the Lord for provision in their prayers.
The Rabbi, taking pity and not wanting the men to lose faith, came up with a plan. "Doug," said the Rabbi, "though your juggling is a feat for a blind man, I fear the worshippers are not easily impressed. Perhaps if I taught you how to twirl flaming sticks, your show might be more impressive.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:07 AM (dbs6Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:07 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:08 AM (IDhUW)
First robot
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 30, 2022 12:08 AM (Zv9tI)
BTW, vegans are contributing to the corruption of language. If you eat at a vegan's and they say 'we're having burgers" you have to twist their arms before they admit it's a vegan burger. Believe it or not, they do the same thing with 'chicken.' And they get indignant if/when you accuse them of fooling you.
what a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2022 12:08 AM (33kEg)
"Well the way I see it," the Rabbi said, "you two, set up at the far end of the market at this alleyway. If you moved your spot closer to the temple, you would have more traffic and by proxy receive more alms."
"Thank you! Thank you, Rabbi!" exclaimed Jacob. "But the vendors and traders set up near the Temple. Won't they run us off?"
"Don't worry," the Rabbi said, "I will seek an audience with King Solomon and gain his approval."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:09 AM (dbs6Z)
Posted by: Unlucky Squirrel at January 29, 2022 11:54 PM (4I/2K)
Actually, the guy in the movie who asked him that WAS lucky.
Can you imagine? Pulling the trigger on an empty chamber on a black man in order to scare him- even as a joke? In San Francisco?!
The entire city would melt down.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:00 AM (dNqv+)
Dirty Harry ALWAYS knew how many shots he fired. Unlike today's idiotic superwarriors, with a 20-30 round .45 ACP 1911 extended mag that doesn't show its pregnancy.
That shit still pisses me off.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2022 12:09 AM (F0YaR)
"Nonsense," says the Rabbi. "If anything a blind man twirling flaming sticks will attract a crowd."
The two vendors and the Rabbi looked to the wise King for his ruling, expectantly.
Solomon thought for a moment and said "This is my decree. Rabbi, you may try to teach old Doug new tricks, but a leper can't change his spots."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:09 AM (dbs6Z)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 30, 2022 12:10 AM (Zv9tI)
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (Om/di)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:09 AM
*golf clap
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (yuorg)
* sits quietly in corner, listening with rapt attention*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (SchxB)
Can I tell it? It will take a few posts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:03 AM (dbs6Z)
A weirddave exclusive. Go ahead, but be aware that I have a lawyer on retainer.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 30, 2022 12:00 AM (Zv9tI)
Possibly, though this one had a feathered head and no white collar. The squirrel victim was fresh killed, not carrion.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (4I/2K)
Death Certificate is gonna be nothin' to crow about. Pathologist is gonna make a wrong caw on this one, fo sho.
/BREAK.
Just heard from a "tomorrow's" customer. Her hubs and Mother in Law badly injured in major crash. She just let me know by way of having to cancer their trip to Galveston. Spellman family, Oklahoma. She's grateful that we'd make the effort. Amen.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Weak Geek at January 30, 2022 12:12 AM (Om/di)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (yuorg)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:11 AM (QzJWU)
Pray they recover well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (IDhUW)
458
Corvid family > Covid family
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (yuorg)
And it was then that I knew- it was AmericanKestrel all along.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:14 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 29, 2022 11:37 PM (II3Gr)
39 degrees at the trailhead this morning at Caspers Wilderness Park in Orange County.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 30, 2022 12:14 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2022 12:15 AM (F0YaR)
What did the Durham article say? I can't access it.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
Ceti Alpha five/six
Talos IV
Wasn't there a seven in there somewhere?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:15 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:16 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 30, 2022 12:16 AM (SchxB)
Ok, a buddy and I were chatting and he mispelled a word 'Talos' instead of something else. For some reason the word is sticking in my mind.
Talos VII(?)- Star Trek
Evidently also a golem from Greek Mythology.
Is that it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Jason and the Argonauts (1963) Talos!
https://youtu.be/Vk2iXkIH2xE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (IDhUW)
458
Corvid family > Covid family
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:13 AM (yuorg)
And it was then that I knew- it was AmericanKestrel
~~~
Me!?! Wait! What!?! Help!!!
It wasn't me. The car broke down. The bus was late. The computer ate my homework.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:18 AM (IDhUW)
TL;DR:
A 17-year-old boy sexually assaulted a 10-year-old girl, but didn't get caught for many years. His lawyer has argued (apparently successfully) that he should do his time in juvie, even though he's now 26.
It gets worse: after being arrested, he declared himself to be "transgendered", so he'll be doing his time in *female* juvie.
Yeah. You read it right. A 26-year-old man with a history of sexually assaulting female children is going to be put into a detention facility for female children.
https://tinyurl.com/2msw2483
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:19 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Yul Brynner, Gunslinger at January 30, 2022 12:20 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 12:20 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 30, 2022 12:15 AM (F0YaR)
.....
Hey!
That was high quality humor!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2022 12:20 AM (dbs6Z)
There used to be a webcomic that called her "Ten out of Ten".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:20 AM (bW8dp)
Yeah. You read it right. A 26-year-old man with a history of sexually assaulting female children is going to be put into a detention facility for female children.
https://tinyurl.com/2msw2483
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:19 AM (bW8dp)
*types* *deletes*
*types* *deletes*
Yeah, not coming up with much that would not get me banned.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:21 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:22 AM (IDhUW)
Has the world gone mad?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
How warm is it there?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:22 AM (dNqv+)
A. Because they both sucked without Cream.
Too soon? Nah. By all accounts he was a horrible human being.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:22 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:23 AM (dNqv+)
Can we send him to process vegetables with a pestle and mortar?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 30, 2022 12:23 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:21 AM
You're new here, aincha?
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:23 AM (h00VL)
~~~
Someone here referred to him as Brandeau. I like this.
Let's go Brandeau!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
48. It was a balmy 54 this afternoon. Beautiful day. Supposed to start raining in the next several hours though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:24 AM (U2p+3)
Indeed.
But we're all thinking along the same lines, aren't we?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
I just stumbled across this. Antenna TV is running Benny Hill. Looks like two episodes for 12 - 1.
Benny Hill, the greatest dirty old man of old time. I salute him!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 12:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:25 AM (IDhUW)
Too old school.
A food processor or even a Veg-O-Matic would be a more modern, streamlined method.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:25 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 12:26 AM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
As in shoot, shovel, shut up?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:26 AM (U2p+3)
But we're all thinking along the same lines, aren't we?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:24 AM (bW8dp)
Yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:26 AM (dNqv+)
https://youtu.be/Vk2iXkIH2xE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 12:17 AM (63Dwl)
The Talos in Jason scared me to death when I was a youngster! The original Iron Giant. (ok he was bronze) The name truly does come from Greek Mythology, he supposedly stood guard around Crete by circling the Island 3 times every day. (yeah that's a weird bit of mythology, but not nearly as weird as Zeus's Golden Showers)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 12:27 AM (evAgx)
~~~
Legalization of abortion put us on a horrific slippery slope.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 12:27 AM (evAgx)
Or Zeus turning into various animals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:27 AM (dNqv+)
A cogent comment.
If you allow people to murder babies, exactly where is the line supposed to be drawn after that?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:28 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 30, 2022 12:28 AM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 12:29 AM (ybIRR)
Soon, none of them will ever win another race.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:30 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:30 AM (IDhUW)
~~~
Those poor iguanas!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:30 AM (IDhUW)
Iguana Pops!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:31 AM (4I/2K)
If you allow people to murder babies, exactly where is the line supposed to be drawn after that?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2022 12:28 AM (bW8dp)
The lines drawn by execution and abortion (which were similar in time frame) show the complete inversion by the commies. On the one hand, you cannot kill a man who has proven by his own action to be a danger to society. However a complete tabula rasa is fair game. Actions mean nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:31 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:31 AM (h00VL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 12:29 AM (ybIRR)
Does he think he has a Death Star orbiting overhead?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:32 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:31 AM (h00VL)
Got you by 11 whole degrees, man. Gonna break out the shorts and zinc oxide soon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:33 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:34 AM (4I/2K)
~~~
Doing the convoy's work for them?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:34 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 12:29 AM (ybIRR)
Does he think he has a Death Star orbiting overhead?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:32 AM (4I/2K)
He is trying to play chicken. Imply that he is closing them in and will have them all arrested. Also, keep others from joining the protest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:34 AM (dNqv+)
A vaccine so safe and effective that people will pay to get a fake certification they got it.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2022 12:35 AM (ESjRY)
A vaccine so safe and effective that people will pay to get a fake certification they got it.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2022 12:35 AM (ESjRY)
Every law creates another industry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:35 AM (dNqv+)
He's got a couple of kids and a groping problem.
Bi? Maybe, but he's not gay.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2022 12:36 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)
~~~
Women athletes need to catch onto this quickly. They can stop it if they all refuse to compete with "transgender" men.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Wrecker. Hoarder. at January 30, 2022 12:37 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 30, 2022 12:26 AM (OssQ4)
More evidence of gloBULL warming....unless you're north of I-4 in which case not unheard of.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 30, 2022 12:37 AM (7SwmH)
Also, how far off are we from Underground Railroads to smuggle people to Texas or Florida?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
High speed under rail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
No threat of force or harm from the Trucker's side of things, the SWATTIES would be hard pressed to support any claim of being "in fear of their lives".
Fear of being laughed at a lot, maybe. Probably. Certainly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
the only time I ever got a really good look at one (and it was brown) was when I came up on this huge bird standing in the middle of a rural blacktop, eating a baby pig. I stopped and just stared at it , wondering "where did THAT come from?" And then I looked about 200 yards away and I saw a sign saying "Johnson's Pig Farm".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 12:40 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
This. Only way to make it happen.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2022 12:40 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:40 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD. ~ High speed under rail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 12:38 AM (63Dwl)
Invest in Long Options in Musk's "Boring" company. And now you know why.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
Blew past mad and is on to retarded.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 12:41 AM (VwHCD)
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2022 12:36 AM (ESjRY)
Remember to argue "past the point of sale". About Castro's lispy but totally straight son.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 12:42 AM (ybIRR)
I don't want to give any ground to the enemy. I want us united under God.
And I think we have to protect the most vulnerable in society to have God's Mercy and Grace on our society.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:44 AM (IDhUW)
It's only just begun. In fact,
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=4cia_v4vxfE
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 12:44 AM (Mzdiz)
the only time I ever got a really good look at one (and it was brown) was when I came up on this huge bird standing in the middle of a rural blacktop, eating a baby pig. I stopped and just stared at it , wondering "where did THAT come from?" And then I looked about 200 yards away and I saw a sign saying "Johnson's Pig Farm".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2022 12:40 AM (evAgx)
Thanks for the info on black Golden Eagles. It's the closest match for size, feathering, habitat, and feeding from all the various raptors' descriptions I read. There's a "when pigs fly" joke somewhere in your encounter with one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:45 AM (4I/2K)
Headline at the DM about storm-related flooding in Nantucket, MA...
My heart pumps peanut butter for the poor dears...
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:45 AM (EPNZf)
Posted by: Boss Moss
No. Coconuts, rice and soy don't either.
I checked.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 29, 2022 10:40 PM (mD/uy)
-----------------------------
Then what the hell have I been doing for the past two hours?!
Posted by: No One of Consequence
----
Uh...playing with your nuts...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2022 12:46 AM (UUBmN)
So fortunately, nothing happened during my daughters growing up. I sat one night mulling over what would I do IF. Finally came to the conclusion that there wouldn't be any reason to involve the cops if the unthinkable happened. Our family has always killed their own snakes.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2022 12:47 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:45 AM (EPNZf)
We need Muldoon to explain this.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 30, 2022 12:47 AM (P4LRL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022
AOP > McGuyver
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:47 AM (IDhUW)
Presumably you could analyze what that smell is with the right equipment.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 29, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Possibly some of the smell might be volatiles from the materials in the suit itself, brought to the surface by the vacuum of space.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 12:48 AM (P3gRi)
I don't want to give any ground to the enemy. I want us united under God.
And I think we have to protect the most vulnerable in society to have God's Mercy and Grace on our society.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:44 AM (IDhUW)
yeah, you're not going to unite with mofos that hate this country with every fiber of their being and spend every waking moment trying to turn it into a 3rd world banana republic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 12:50 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 12:50 AM (3YVs3)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:52 AM (dNqv+)
~~~
You're right, there is no uniting with some people. They will just have to go, one way or another. This is my country.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2022 12:53 AM (KATBx)
Reporters strove to report it.
But no Morons snoozed, and cut off the news, telling Libs of Nantucket to Fuckit.
/notmuldoonworthy
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:53 AM (QzJWU)
Nice effort, but keep your day job.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 12:55 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:55 AM (EPNZf)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:55 AM (IDhUW)
The lines drawn by execution and abortion (which were similar in time frame) show the complete inversion by the commies. On the one hand, you cannot kill a man who has proven by his own action to be a danger to society. However a complete tabula rasa is fair game. Actions mean nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:31 AM (dNqv+)
True this!
Posted by: Giles Overreach at January 30, 2022 12:55 AM (czlzu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 12:56 AM (3YVs3)
Apparently, he gets these lachrymose old hippie gasbags to *voluntarily* shut the fuck up and stop polluting the airwaves with their has-been bullshit music for the first time in half a century... It's like a magic power. Someone should expose him to Paul McCartney next, and see if that decrepit fruit basket just vanishes up his own ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 12:56 AM (Cf/uA)
Nice vid up at the DM right now of a Boeing 747 off the runway at O'Hare, ploughing through a cargo staging area, it's engines engulfing cargo containers like a Hoover, and bursting...
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:58 AM (EPNZf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 12:56 AM (3YVs3)
I concur.
Posted by: Col. Joshua Chamberlain, 20th Maine at January 30, 2022 12:58 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2022 11:37 PM (4I/2K)
Where are you? There have been confirmed reports of some Russian species of eagle, one individual, seen in various parts of northeastern USA and in Nova Scotia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:00 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 01:00 AM (EPNZf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:00 AM (P3gRi)
Thousands of miles away from there. I'm NW of Houston.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 01:02 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 12:56 AM (Cf/uA)
Not a fan of the old woman of England, huh? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:02 AM (VwHCD)
The once solid road became mud
The cars, they got stuck
In the grime and the muck
The drivers, they grumbled, they stumbled, and mumbled,
"Could be worse, at least it's not blood"
\where *is Muldoon?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 01:03 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 12:21 AM (dNqv+)
50/50 that he gets his sex reassignment surgery performed for free in the shower.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 01:04 AM (fpzDt)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2022 12:58 AM (EPNZf)
Ted Stryker making an emergency landing?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 01:05 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 12:37 AM (IDhUW)
This. Only way to make it happen.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2022 12:40 AM (axyOa)
Unfortunately that's a tough ask these days in public high schools and universities. It's not so much the peer pressure as the professor/administration. Parents have to demand it!
Posted by: Giles Overreach at January 30, 2022 01:06 AM (czlzu)
~~~
Self canceling ~ it's the new cool thing.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 01:06 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:02 AM (
Nah, I pretty much hate all that hippie shit. So lame, so boring, so tired.
But yeah, Paul definitely aged into a woman, which is weird. I looked up a photo of Neil Young, and he apparently turned into a dungeon queer at a Fire Island nursing home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:07 AM (Cf/uA)
Ted Stryker making an emergency landing?
Posted by: Count de Monet
He had Nacho Grandes for supper.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 01:08 AM (63Dwl)
And there's going to be more than a few "lost luggage" claims resulting from this one, too. Always buy the dirt-cheap travel insurance, Horde. Always.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:07 AM (Cf/uA)
Dungeon queer.... thats some funny shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:11 AM (VwHCD)
No threat of force or harm from the Trucker's side of things, the SWATTIES would be hard pressed to support any claim of being "in fear of their lives".
Fear of being laughed at a lot, maybe. Probably. Certainly.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 12:39 AM (QzJWU)
One of those two closed bridges is apparently a shaky wreck that has been off-limits to heavy truck traffic for many months, anyway. And there are numerous approaches to Ottawa, so closing the other bridge doesn't matter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:12 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 01:12 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 01:13 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 01:05 AM (4I/2K)
That was on tonight! Watched it but they cut out most of the knife scene in the bar for some reason...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at January 30, 2022 01:14 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:07 AM (Cf/uA)
Hahaha, Neil was never much to look at, and his voice is perhaps even worse than Geddy Lee's. Honestly I wonder how many people listened to Joni Mitchell or Neil Young on Spotify. It's probably not super popular with the septuagenarian crowd.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 01:15 AM (fpzDt)
~Catturd probably
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 01:13 AM (ybIRR)
Now THATS a conundrum. Spock would say "the needs of the many over the few, or the one. Joe would have to take one for humanity.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:16 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 01:15 AM (fpzDt)
Apparentlyu spotify is a service that streams high quality sterephonic music to smart phones, which have the audio reproduction quality of a salmon can tied to a string.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:18 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
Not quite, everything they do is in the service to power to their tribe. They will flip to being sycophants to whatever comes next, including a muscular conservative movement.
They're not like us, and there is a lot of good news with the bad coming our way.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 01:15 AM (fpzDt)
I'm an asshole metalhead, been one my whole life. I have been known to like some things out of my genre. Neil Young was not one of them, and I couldn't identify a joni mitchell song if my life depended on it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (VwHCD)
Flight crew Sum Ting Wong, Wi Too Lo, and Bang Ding Ow at it again.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: I mean... at January 30, 2022 01:21 AM (88inU)
Flight crew Sum Ting Wong, Wi Too Lo, and Bang Ding Ow at it again. Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (4I/2K)
Suppry Chain is Aw Fluked Up! Horry Shit, Lound Eye!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 01:21 AM (QzJWU)
~Catturd probably
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Lmoa
Posted by: I mean... at January 30, 2022 01:22 AM (88inU)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 30, 2022 01:22 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (Cf/uA)
I look like the stereotypical old world metal guitar player. I am not looking forward to the hideous old man looking phase when it arrives. I would have to change, shave my head, do something.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)
I sometimes wonder how my old man made it through the '60s without throwing anyone into traffic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:24 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at
I don't know why, but this cracked me up. Brown boogers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:26 AM (Cf/uA)
I sometimes wonder how my old man made it through the '60s without throwing anyone into traffic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:24 AM (Cf/uA)
60's music makes me cringe. There is some ok stuff, but on the whole...yikes. I think I can't deal with that whole psychedelic thing that surrounded a lot of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:27 AM (VwHCD)
Twitter hashtag has a bunch of pictures
of truckers and people along the route. They even
have a picture of a big truck with an American and a Canadian flag with a banner on its side saying "Let's go Brandon. Truck you Trudeau.
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2022 01:27 AM (msyPh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:19 AM (VwHCD)
Joni was was known for contemplative, jazzy songs, but she did the occasional rocker. One I have always liked:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RH7m3ssPlo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 01:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:27 AM (VwHCD)
Listen to what the flower people say.
https://youtu.be/QrJlyapt6OY
Posted by: Spinal Tap at January 30, 2022 01:30 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 01:32 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel"
If that happens and is large we will soon hear from the regime how horrible horrible the extremists truckers are for shutting down the economy and making it impossible for people get to work.
Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2022 01:33 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Sixiron at January 30, 2022 01:33 AM (c4Wfm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZTs6ZpvJw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:34 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 01:34 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: RatFinger at January 30, 2022 01:34 AM (wAXrR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2022 01:32 AM (63Dwl)
Heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:35 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 01:04 AM (fpzDt)
He's gonna be in there with little girls. Not Roscoe or MadDog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)
https://youtu.be/QrJlyapt6OY
Posted by: Spinal Tap at January 30, 2022 01:30 AM (4I/2K)
If by some chance that was the only legal music on the planet to play, I would burn my guitars, and the bonfire would be seen from space.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 01:37 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:39 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'm kinda partial to "7 Screaming Diz-Busters" and "She's as Beautiful as a Foot". BTW, my favorite musician of all time has aged rather well. That would be the guy playing lead guitar on the aforementioned songs.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 01:40 AM (KAi1n)
Damn, I must say I'm impressed with how tight and insulated this new house is, and the heat pump's performance.
It's a good bit below 20F here, probably 17F down in this low spot. The heat pump is still cycling. We've got the propane gas fire on the den, which puts out about 43K BTU/hr. That's helping some, of course.
Up at my parent's, the heat pump starts running continuously when it gets below 32 or so. The strips just cycle then, and when it gets this cold, the strips are on more than off.
But this thing is still cycling the whole thing. I'm impressed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:40 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 01:41 AM (3YVs3)
But I always get her mixed up with .. aw, hell. That one, you know, the one!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 01:42 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:44 AM (Cf/uA)
But I always get her mixed up with .. aw, hell. That one, you know, the one!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 01:42 AM (QzJWU)
Yeah, it was. Mix her up with Judy Collins, maybe? They both had amazing singing voices, whether or not you cared for the style of music. And no autotune, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 01:45 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:45 AM (dNqv+)
But I always get her mixed up with .. aw, hell. That one, you know, the one!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 01:42 AM (QzJWU)
I mixed her up with Anita Bryant earlier when I was about to make an OJ joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:46 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:45 AM (dNqv+)
Nah, a knout has one whip, with a knotted ball in the end for more SMR misery.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:46 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 01:49 AM (7zi03)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:53 AM (Cf/uA)
Still, a multi thong whip with metal incorporated sounds like what I always understood a cat o nine tails or scourge to be.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:56 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:56 AM (Cf/uA)
But, it was perfect *for* the times, and not all of it endures, save for a few classics.
Carole King though, while her voice ground-down to sawdust and rust, her music endures and remains among the greats. If you don't have "Tapestry" in your collection, then your collection is not yet complete. That, and Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon", aren't mere albums. They're time machines, and will transport you back to whatever your groove was back in THAT time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 01:58 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:53 AM (Cf/uA)
So you are saying the difference is in intent and damage. Cat o Nine Tails being more historically used as discipline and non lethal punishment, whereas the knout is shifted more toward the death by torture, but can also be non-lethal.
Hmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:01 AM (dNqv+)
Hmmm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:01 AM (dNqv+)
It all comes down to the wax. As in, how many of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 02:02 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 02:03 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 02:03 AM (P3gRi)
Spirit of the Staircase.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:04 AM (dNqv+)
_____
Yup, Cossacks still use them for crowd control. Sochi is on their turf. When Pussy Riot went there to disrupt the Olympics, they and their fans were given a mild knouting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 02:04 AM (Cf/uA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Back in my hippie phase (85-87), I rather liked Joan Baez's 1975 album "Diamonds and Rust", particularly its title track (which Judas Priest covers splendidly). Baez's album is rather eclectic, covering the Allman Brothers, John Prine, Stephen Foster, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, and, yes, she has a duet with Joni Mitchell. The studio crew included Larry Carlton and David Paich (Toto).
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 02:09 AM (KAi1n)
In that no milk'd hit the pail, despairing such she'd set to bail. At that moment, Bessie Cow, chose her moment to stomp n' bowle.
From now on poor Lizzie's known, as under grass by hoof was sown.
/unworthyofmuldoon
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 02:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2022 02:10 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
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14 deg. and dropping here. The circulator pumps are busy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 02:11 AM (7QXdb)
If that happens and is large we will soon hear from the regime how horrible horrible the extremists truckers are for shutting down the economy and making it impossible for people get to work.
~~~
And supply lines and shortages!!
Up with which we will gladly put, in order to rid ourselves of these tyrannical despots.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 02:11 AM (IDhUW)
I sometimes wonder how my old man made it through the '60s without throwing anyone into traffic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:24 AM (Cf/uA)
I'll take your word for it. My dad used to play Joan Baez and Janis Joplin. I don't think he ever played Joni Mitchell. He stopped playing Joan Baez because I complained so much. Janis was better than Bob Dylan. I still like the Stones and 3 Dog Night, so it wasn't all bad.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 02:11 AM (fpzDt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:12 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2022 01:24 AM (Cf/uA)
Lileks always made the point that there was a whole world out there of big cars and hair, big band music, swinging trumpet players that is never talked about because it was all washed out by the fucking hippies.
Stuff like this:
https://tinyurl.com/4cm38ke5
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:14 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 02:16 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 01:04 AM (fpzDt)
He's gonna be in there with little girls. Not Roscoe or MadDog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)
15-18 year old female juvie inmates aren't Little Orphan Annie.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 02:16 AM (fpzDt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 02:16 AM (IDhUW)
Youtube can be really uneven with sound quality.
Still Al Hirt.
https://tinyurl.com/muzxbaym
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:16 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 02:16 AM (fpzDt)
Let's hope so.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:17 AM (dNqv+)
Chicago II was all of that. The loss of Terry Kath allowed Peter Cetera to utterly balladize what was a heavy rock, heavy and DEEPLY brassy, rockin, bluesy band, into something pathetically Ceteraized.
Post Kath "Chicago" reeks of the Wine Mom suburbs, and not the guts of that once great city on the lake.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2022 02:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 02:19 AM (fpzDt)
https://tinyurl.com/2p84zzfb
Bit more schmaltzy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:21 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 30, 2022 02:22 AM (fpzDt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:23 AM (dNqv+)
It's 18F in Sugar Tit. Repeat 18F in Sugar Tit. I imagine it's getting a bit pointy.
18 - 20F from all the local stations within a few miles of here.
There's a bunch of 'em. I think I'm gonna get me one of them thar weather stations and join in the fun.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Eric Schmidt
Not ready to move anywhere. Won't be until at least next year and I'm now thinking of staying in CA, but in Truckee, 30 mins to your southwest. Nevada is getting as bad as CA but we still have Prop. 13 (holy words) which Nevada doesn't, and Reno's only about 30 mins when I-80 is open. That's not to say if my financial fortunes change, I wouldn't be open to something around Reno, but for now, maintaining the status quo. Thanks for thinking of me though!
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 02:24 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 02:26 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 02:28 AM (7zi03)
This has been a great post & thread. I had so many comment replies to make, so many great topics brought up, but (you can thank your lucky stars) it's too late and too many to try now.
Great music links, even if some folks don't have the broad taste to appreciate some of it.
I don't think it's entirely because it was "back in my yout'ful days" that so much sounds so great, still. Even on my $#!++y speaker bar instead of the Koss headphones I had backintheday.
*re-submerges into lurker mode, likely heading for bed*
Posted by: mindful webworker - old phart up past my beddy-bye time at January 30, 2022 02:30 AM (EYem1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2022 02:32 AM (Cn3O7)
My thermocouple thingamabob for the Fluke says its 20.3F on the back porch hanging in the air.
It's dead still here (thank God), and there's a bit of heat island around the house, I'm sure. I'm not gonna take my good Fluke out there in the yard and leave it long enough to equilibriate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 02:33 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:35 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 01:49 AM (7zi03)
What joke?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:35 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 02:38 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:35 AM (dNqv+)
practically surf board weather. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 02:38 AM (arJlL)
I'm glad I'm not in Asheville right now.
I'm intrigued by those little weather stations. I love the rainfall meter they have. A little funnel and cup. Cup fills with water from the funnel, and when it gets heavy enough, it trips and dumps and triggers a count signal. Rainfall rate is determined from the dump count rate.
My cousin I've talked about has some really fancy shit himself. He's got some rain gauges accurate to 0.01". His stuff is not cheap by a long shot. Very accurate thermometers and barometers and wind speed, plus a bunch of other instruments.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 02:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 02:40 AM (7zi03)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)
I knew it was just a matter of time.
Based on that map on Weather Underground, we need a station in this area.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 02:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 02:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 02:40 AM (7zi03)
Not kidding, they make a Dickens cider, and the slogans are hysterical. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2022 02:47 AM (a4EWo)
Expanding the map, I see on station a few miles east of Brevard is registering 11F. Another saying 8F around Waynesville.
Yep, around us and down across the Laurens county line, there aren't any stations much at all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2022 02:48 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:45 AM (VwHCD)
Bob and Tom used to run joke radio commercials for Dickens Cider back in the late 90s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:49 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 02:49 AM (3YVs3)
Yeah, I just gauge rain by how much water I have in the swimming pool. Its so old it does not have the automatic crap that keeps your water level.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2022 02:50 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 02:50 AM (7zi03)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:50 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 02:51 AM (3YVs3)
Anyone had the cider?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 02:51 AM (3YVs3)
Only had a couple ciders. Woodchuck. Woodpecker. (it was a theme.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:55 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Nightingale at January 30, 2022 02:56 AM (sxgSd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 30, 2022 02:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 02:59 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: QUINT at January 30, 2022 02:59 AM (7zi03)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:00 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:08 AM (dNqv+)
Oddly enough I don't appear to be capable of getting a hangover. Either I wake up the next day feeling amazing, or I wake up still spectacularly hammered and stay that way until it wears off.
You would think this was a good thing but I consider it to be kind of a wash; you can't really do anything productive if you're either smashed or asleep for a day and a half, and there doesn't seem to be any way to speed up the process of sobering up.
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 30, 2022 03:09 AM (27Un2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2022 03:11 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at January 30, 2022 03:09 AM (27Un2)
Mine usually works that I just do not get hangovers. Do not sleep any extra. Might feel a bit out of it the next day, but not hung over. Within reason. There seems to be a barrier to the amount I can drink and when I do have a hangover, they SUCK. Maybe 5 lifetime.
I was pleased that my genetics still seemed to be in place about 5 years ago on a business trip where we got hammered six nights in a row. No hangover.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:12 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 03:14 AM (3YVs3)
Anyway, how did the bread come out?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 03:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Got any fun projects going on?
I've got a jigsaw puzzle waiting to be dumped out on the table and assembled.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:18 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 03:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2022 03:20 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:22 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2022 03:26 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 03:26 AM (3YVs3)
Besides, dark humor is absolutely essential, especially nowadays.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
~~~
I find it calming. I work with music, The Great Courses, or in silence.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2022 03:26 AM (a4EWo)
Did you have the Kerrygold butter to go with it?
Hey, got a link to your recipe? I'm curious.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 03:28 AM (Mzdiz)
Miley, This is the best I can do. Also, cracked the little knob on the top of my Lodge Dutch oven heating it at 450 degrees for half an hour. Anyway, I am not giving up on the recipe, considering what I am dealing with it is a quick and easy pathway to home baked bread.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2022 03:35 AM (a4EWo)
He was following a trial a couple weeks ago about a young guy who killed his parents and then chopped up the bodies. Because his Dad had found out that he was lying about a job at SpaceX. They did not find all the pieces.
So, one of his fans sent Rekeita a jigsaw puzzle. It was a picture of the guy's parents. Rekeita's wife opened the package and thought it was so nice that a fan had sent a puzzle with a picture of them and his family and so Rekeita had to explain to his wife the meaning of a jigsaw puzzle of this particular family.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:35 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: ZOD at January 30, 2022 03:36 AM (x8kT3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:36 AM (IDhUW)
~~~
There's some dark humor.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:39 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:39 AM (IDhUW)
Yeah, just a bit. It is insane that some fan downloaded a picture and had a jigsaw puzzle made just to make that joke.
Almost creepy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:41 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2022 03:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 03:43 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 03:43 AM (3YVs3)
Yes. Huh, looking online here, this one site says a 1000 piece puzzle with the photo of your choice is only 44.99.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:46 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sixiron
A dick eating duck !
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2022 03:47 AM (arJlL)
Almost creepy.
~~~
Couldn't have been the son? Right?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2022 03:48 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 03:49 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:47 AM (IDhUW)
Oh no. I watched a bit of his testimony and let's just say... it should not have been a surprise to the Dad that his son did not get a job with SpaceX.
Plus, he was indisposed. Convicted of all charges.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:49 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:50 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:51 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 03:55 AM (dNqv+)
I would like a small measure of sanity restored.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:58 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 30, 2022 03:59 AM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 04:00 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: m at January 30, 2022 04:00 AM (t9+T7)
five puppies grouped up in a pile. One trail bl*zer trying to find the edge of the inflatable pool.
*took me a minute to figure out what the problem was. What the hell did that guy do?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 30, 2022 04:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2022 04:02 AM (3YVs3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 04:05 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 30, 2022 03:36 AM (IDhUW)
Yep. Made various recipes all the time while I lived in Sweden. I still have my textured rolling pin for that.
Debby, I have to say that recipe makes me want to give it a shot, in my new (used) Dutch oven. I'm also going to read up on her Sourdough 101 link.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 04:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 30, 2022 04:05 AM (Mzdiz)
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