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Biden Claims That He's Greatly Overperformed Expectations, and The Media Actually Bothers Asking the Public: Do You Agree?
Via Ed Morrissey at Hot Air.
This was just an absolutely bizarre claim from Biden, during an evening of bizarre claims. I know Trump really innovated and disrupted in the field of puffery -- "People are always telling me, you've done a really great job on trade, they can't believe what a great job we're doing" -- but at least those claims had some basis in reality. They were a bit exaggerated, maybe, and they put Trump's own self-assessments into the mouths of others, but they were located somewhere in the same plane of existence that most of us find our energies vibrating in most of the time. But Biden claiming that he's outperformed all expections? What? What is happening?Reporter: "Did you overpromise to the American public what you could achieve in your first year in office."
— The Hill (@thehill) January 20, 2022
President Biden: "Why are you such an optimist? Look, I didn't overpromise, and I have probably outperformed what anybody thought would happen." pic.twitter.com/0gE0HLE02y
Biden: "Look, I didn't overpromise, and I have probably outperformed what anybody thought would happen."I like the "probably" inserted there. For modesty's sake. The New York Times reports on a focus group panel with Luntz's Dunces -- I guess the NYT has accepted that Luntz is a left-liberal just like them, now, and can be trusted. This is pure happenstance that this article is written today; it's not conducted to coincide with Biden's speech. And it's Ed Morrissey's catch to connect it with Biden's "overperformed" line. I have to give that to him. He's almost completely worthless, but this does connect up. Here's how this group of 14 independents, who are not fans of Trump nor Biden, feels about Biden's performance:
Well. So much for "probably outperformed everyone's expectations." Little more:
Frank Luntz: Raise your hands if you agree with that statement, that this is the lowest point in your lifetime. [Six of 14 raise their hands.] Alice (60, Latina, New York, supervisor for homeless services): I think they've taken us back to cave man time, where you would walk around with a club. "I want what you have." You're not even safe to walk around and go to the train station, because somebody might throw you off the train, OK? It's a regression. ... Dickie (38, white, Texas, financial analyst): When Alice was talking about the cave man thing, I can agree with that. I've had my bike stolen here in Austin, in a very gentrified neighborhood, four different times in the last seven, eight months. Things are kind of chaotic. I feel like there's no rules, really. ... Patrick Healy: We're going to turn now to President Biden and want to talk about his first year in office. Can I get a word or phrase that describes President Biden? Scott: Just calmness. Kristine: Out of touch. Tenae: Incoherent. Jim: Reasonable. Don: Functional adult. Julia: Pathetic. Mark: Clueless. Nick: Detached. Travis: Puppet. Jules: Complete disaster. Azariah: Spaced out.
Frank Luntz: Has Biden exceeded your expectations or fallen short? And explain why. Jim: I think Biden is trying his very best. In these times, it's just really hard to lead, and you know, he's a nice guy, and sometimes you don't need a nice guy being president. You just need someone tough. Kristine: I didn't think he would ruin anything, but I didn't think he would improve anything, really. It would just kind of be status quo. But instead, he's incoherent without a teleprompter. I have questions about his mental health. And you know, my dad had dementia, so I'm concerned about that. Frank Luntz: Does anyone here think that he's exceeded your expectations? [No one raises a hand.]
And just a little more: Regarding the most pressing issue on most Americans' minds:
... Patrick Healy: How many of you would like to see Biden run again in 2024? Show of hands. [Nobody raises a hand.] ... Patrick Healy: Can I hear from someone who voted for Biden in 2020 who does not want him to run again, why that is? Alice: He's too old.
Patrick Healy: A show of hands -- are you confident that President Biden and the Democrats have a plan to improve the economy, to deal with inflation? [Nobody raises a hand.]
Serendipitously, NBC just released a poll today, which also asked, specifically, if Biden has met, underperformed, or overperformed respondents' expectations. The percentage of people saying the Sage of Scranton has exceeded their expectations? Five f***ing percent.
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Frank Luntz: Tell me the best thing about Joe Biden. What has he brought to Washington in the last year? ... Kristine: Corn Pop story was funny. Frank Luntz: Let's look towards the future. Could it be that it was just his first year and the second year will get better? Mark: You can't really do much worse. Nick: I would say, another year of the same -- stagnation. He had eight years as a vice president, and I figured he would have had experience and would have been able to lead and unite the country more than he has. And I don't see that happening.I would say that Brandon has equaled my expectations. Question for NeverTrump: Obviously, Brandon has not met your expectations. Given that your job is supposed to be analysis, and you failed abysmally in your analysis of Biden as a "centrist moderate" with "honor and integrity" who would "restore our norms" and "heal our country," and you also claim to be highly honorable people yourselves-- when will you be admitting, accounting for, and apologizing for your own gross errors? You know, like you always demand that your bete noir Trump do? And when will you be resigning from the offices which you are so manifestly unfit to hold?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:25 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 20, 2022 02:26 PM (CKevK)
*toast redc1c4*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:26 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:26 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 02:26 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Caliban at January 20, 2022 02:27 PM (HgGBT)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: FretlessT at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (7JdFr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (0G13K)
"Is he predetermining that the 2022 November elections are going to be suspect?
.@PressSec: "He was not intending to cast doubt on the legitimacy...He was actually attempting to make the opposite point."
- CSPAN (@cspan) January 20, 2022
( emph. mine )
Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (mD/uy)
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Five percent is very much, is it? On the plus side, that five percent is *very* well-represented in the Oval Office...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Brandon at January 20, 2022 02:29 PM (us2H3)
*toast redc1c4*
absent friends
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:29 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 02:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Bosk at January 20, 2022 02:29 PM (x6uUk)
Their baseline expectation was he'd only stare into the camera while dribbling tapioca down his chin.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: I Mean at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (Vqwmo)
Ace's subtle way of saying "this was a sun shines on a dog's ass moment."
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (RU4sa)
it takes a confident man to make this joke.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:28 PM (0G13K)
Like Jack Murphy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (dNqv+)
Obviously, Brandon has not met your expectations.
Given that your job is supposed to be analysis, and you failed abysmally in your analysis of Biden as a "centrist moderate" with "honor and integrity" who would "restore our norms" and "heal our country," and you also claim to be highly honorable people yourselves-- when will you be admitting, accounting for, and apologizing for your own gross errors?
++++
HAHAHAHAHAHA
:: wipes tears from eyes ::
Nah, Ace. Not gonna happen. Ever. They'll just post some tweets about how Biden needs to do better. If they're feeling *really* ambitious, they might pump out an article.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (WmGrA)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (z5Vrg)
*toast redc1c4*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hear, hear! I love you all. Smooches.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (arJlL)
Those people who feel that way are not my countrymen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (1EFK+)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (RU4sa)
Don't know. Someone mentioned on the OM thread that redc1c4 had passed away as well (she knew him in RL) and CBD and Ben Had were going to follow up by email.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Hear, hear! I love you all. Smooches.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (mD/uy)
Faaaaag
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: nckate at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (z5Nun)
If Luntz is leading the group and the NYT is reporting it, obviously this represents the very best face they could collectively put on the stinking pile of cow dung the junta year-that-was represents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (VMY76)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (j40lz)
Really... it's just all in your HEAD!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM (mD/uy)
We're supposed to have awkward man hugs and you go all Richard Simmons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (VNRub)
seconded
I WANT THE SCARLET EYE
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (gmo/4)
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I'd settle with a disclaimer at the beginning of every article or tweet that says, "I do not know obvious things because I'm either dishonest or stupid. You decide."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (LvTSG)
it takes a confident man to make this joke.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022
***
It takes a hard man to make a tender chicken.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)
Biden ran as the opposite of Trump and you voted for him for that. NOW you're going to tell me you thought he was going to just keep things as they were under Trump?
Fuck you, Kristine. You're stupid and shouldn't vote ever again.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: Grimmy at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Bete at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (Ojki1)
++++
They will just tell you that it's your fault.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (OalnH)
biden said almost the exact same thing about his disaster in Afghanistan when he handed over an entire country and govt to the Taliban.
biden said his withdrawal went even better than most people expected. And Fake News told us it was a "historic" Air Lift withdrawal that got out more people than ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (zu30u)
and roll again to hit, to confirm.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (5pTK/)
Really... it's just all in your HEAD!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (oHd/0)
Wait, what? Most of the people who are taking this fucking thing believe that it is the only thing keeping them from death.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (VNRub)
I don't know, did CBD confirm and I missed it?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)
https://tinyurl.com/yymhxz6x
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (eJn7u)
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Since before its founding?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (dP3gR)
If he's a fucking disaster, and I rightly expected him to be a fucking disaster, then on that metric he is performing "as expected" which looks actually fucking pretty great.
NBC knows it's loaded. It's the only reason you wouldn't ask "Hey so how is Joe Biden doing? Amazing | Okay | Shitty | Really Fucking Shitty | Go Fuck Yourself".
Because that's a poll that they don't want to publish the results of.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (/9mpK)
Jim, you dolt, you had that tough guy in office, and you voted him out because you wanted NO MORE MEAN TWEETS (which wasn't even true, by the way; that was completely a media invention).
You had Trump, and you wanted Biden, and you got Biden. Admit that you're at fault here.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 02:31 PM (VMY76)
As I said yesterday during the speech, I think his handlers have thrown him to the wolves. This is the first real step to 'resigning for health reasons'.
Because even the Left is not covering for him, and his handlers just let him stand there and spew.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (OalnH)
============
"I voted for Trump! Honest!"
-Ed
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (/4vtq)
This is also the guy who said Biden was reasonable.
FJB is not a nice guy. Never has been. Even assholes think he is an asshole.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (F4b8f)
that is an area where he continually defies my expecations, damnit
i didn't expect him to make it to the election!
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (TU8Tj)
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)
CBD added it to the sidebar
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (VNRub)
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how many expectations do you think he can remember?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (YboWf)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (SXSmD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)
Sidebar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You aren't dissing my short shorts are you?
They look FABULOUS!!! *jazz hands*
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (F18PL)
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Psychosomatic DVT clots
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (Ez6QX)
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Yes, unfortunately.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (5pTK/)
i didn't expect him to make it to the election!
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (0G13K)
========
He will live to 2035 and run for re-election in 2024.
For far too long people have been predicting that he'd drop trou and shit in front of cameras.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (mdjgu)
I think most, maybe all, hand sanitizers are anti-bacterial. Not going to help much with a virus. I have an FDA web page open in another tab and there is this quote on it: "There are no antiseptic drug products, including hand sanitizer, that are approved by FDA to prevent or treat COVID-19.". Again, all of this was nothing but theater.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
I'm pretty sure they finally admitted that simple 91% Alcohol kills the chinese virus. And I believe that regular Lysol spray claims it can kill the Wuhan Flu on surfaces, too, along with other forms of Covid.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (CYnTg)
Anyone using this phrase unironically should get a bash on the head with a rubber chicken.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (F4b8f)
-Ed
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (LvTSG)
____
Uhm yeah me too!!
- AllahPundit, soon.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (OalnH)
So is Jim open to Mean Tweets now or does he want box cars and prison camps?
What does he mean by "tough"? The dude has cursed out and damned half the country in pretty much every tone of voice that doesn't result in a stroke.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Zsvvg)
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:30 PM
Jim's not very bright.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (RkC6l)
I call this "Old Paradigm Thinking"
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:35 PM (0G13K)
To continue the Jack Murphy parallel: you let other men roll your dice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (dNqv+)
[CBD]
Damnit.......Just damn.
FUCK!!!!!
RIP, Red. May you enjoy everlasting bliss in the Kingdom of God.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (VNRub)
Oh, thanks. I hardly ever look at the sidebar. Damn.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Old Man Biden at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (/4vtq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (F4b8f)
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Sitting VPs don't get automatic passes. At best, they have to fight like Al Gore did in 2000. They also have a tendency to lose about half the time if the past century is any indication.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Shenanigans at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (VlI+9)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (rF64X)
right, but I highlighted that because it's such a backhanded insult. When someone evaluates your performance by saying "look, he's a nice guy but..." i mean, they're saying you're incompetent and stupid.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (EpDzw)
Obviously, Brandon has not met your expectations."
Nonsense! The man is definitely not Trump. Mission Accomplished!
Posted by: NeverTrump Inc at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Looming Fate at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (SXSmD)
*toast redc1c4*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
i for one have had my expectations shattered as they were overcome with successful snark in the last year.
*toasts garrett's crocks*
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (0G13K)
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When a girl calls a guy who's interested in her a "nice guy"...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (nxdel)
"It gets me hard." -- Jack Murphy, GigaChad DM
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (0G13K)
it takes a confident man to make this joke.
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022
***
It takes a hard man to make a tender chicken.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)
Um...ok?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 02:36 PM (Zsvvg)
And some that do, when you're not packed to the rafters with coumadin and regulatory hormones.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (VMY76)
In any case Biden is not a functional adult.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Oh, thanks. I hardly ever look at the sidebar. Damn.
Posted by: Jordan61
It's turning morbid.
I dread looking at it, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (zu30u)
How old is that person?
Have they no knowledge of what a nasty piece of shit Biden has been his whole career?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (VV4Zk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
"Nice guy" == "maybe he'll help me move my couch."
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (EpDzw)
That's where I am. Biden hasn't really done any better or worse than I expected.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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I'm assuming Jim doesn't know who was drunk, and why they were drunk, in that drunk driving incident Brandon cites.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (artGM)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (VV4Zk)
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You sure about that last bit?
Posted by: Willie Brown at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
That is what I am getting at. If FJB resigns, kamala would be running in 24 as the sitting president. Unless the dems have the balls to primary the first female black LGBTQ president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (dP3gR)
[CBD]
Damnit.......Just damn.
FUCK!!!!!
RIP, Red. May you enjoy everlasting bliss in the Kingdom of God.
Posted by: Sponge
well phuck.
rest in peace Red.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (IJES/)
Eternal rest grant unto him oh Lord,
And may Perpetual Light shine upon him.
May the souls of all the faithful departed,
through the mercy of God, rest in peace.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (CYnTg)
-plagiarism
-race baiting Clarence Thomas and being a raging ass clown
So, like Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (dNqv+)
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When a girl calls a guy who's interested in her a "nice guy"...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
This is similar to the ownership 'vote of confidence' in a head coach.
You're fucked.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: johnd01 at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (ukNFU)
Posted by: Goldfinger at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (F4b8f)
You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (gmo/4)
Question for NeverTrump:
[snip]
And when will you be resigning from the offices which you are so manifestly unfit to hold?
-------
"The Conservative Case for Assisted National Suicide."
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (bIt+P)
Posted by: f'd at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM
Not funny, man. Not. Funny.
Posted by: The Chicken at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (RkC6l)
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (DU+/6)
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Funny story:
Dolley and I met online, and she arranged for our first date to be the same day that she was moving into a new apartment. Another guy she had gone on a single date with helped her move, along with a couple of her other friends, and I refused to take the hints in her texts to me that she needed help. He helped her move her couch. I did not.
I married her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
Ironic that none of the people who thought Biden was doing well were suburban white women.
Posted by: deadrody at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (/jrmI)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Well, not everyone, but I agree mostly.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (CYnTg)
The dems want him gone, and realize that he's so toxic that it's better to get rid of him before the midterms.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (wmDcS)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (zu30u)
I never thought (a) he would be so visible and senile. I thought he would be hidden in the basement drooling. 1hr 50 minutes of standing is impressive. (b) I never thought the public would see how bad his failures were, but that whole a-stan fiasco was pretty hard to hide. And the angry rants. And inflation. And crime. He is doing outstanding job of making the horrible policies look bad because he looks bad. JEF had people believing that the same policies (free money, high crime, divisivness,....) were working because no one could criticize him.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (YGkPn)
How anyone can watch and know Joe Biden and think he's a nice guy is utterly baffling to me. He's a massively corrupt, bullying idiot who molests children on national television. I mean I know they pick the most brainless uninformed dolts for this kind of thing but... really???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (2NHgQ)
I speak from experience.
Biden is neither reasonable or nice. He's a crazy old asshole.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (4odx6)
I always thought Biden was just plain stupid, corrupt, and just personally awful. And the kind of blowhard that if you said he, say, was never that into civil rights would just lie and lie and say shit like "I PERSONALLY stopped 20 lynchings" or whatever fantasy just popped into his head. AND, I thought he was losing it mentally making all his bad points worse.
AND EVEN CONDITIONAL ON ALL OF THAT, he is doing worse than I thought he would do.
Posted by: chris not rock at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (kLyU1)
EVERYONE
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Great, now half of the commenters are going to die just to make this funny.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
That rejoinder was so 2022 you don't even know
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (artGM)
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People would love him for exacerbating inflation even more? That seems like a dumb conclusion. Are you dumb?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (txdEq)
Um...ok?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (mdjgu)
Old Perdue(?) chicken commercial. Like 70s old. You can find it on youtube.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (dNqv+)
biden said his withdrawal went even better than most people expected. And Fake News told us it was a "historic" Air Lift withdrawal that got out more people than ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (zu30u)
In response to that, Jesse Kelly read the names of the 13 dead on his show yesterday and almost blew a gasket.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (Y5qcH)
I married her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (LvTSG)
___
CHAD move Bro!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: huerfano at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
"Nice guy" == "maybe he'll help me move my couch."
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
"Jerk" | "Asshole" == take me now!
Posted by: Goldfinger at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: astonerii at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (VcZlJ)
Dr Fauci said BJ's work better then the vaccines. I am waiting for my treatment Camel Face.......
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (VV4Zk)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
You should tweet this out. Half the libs would self-terminate in order to spite you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (dNqv+)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Can I die while doing something other than fucking? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (SchxB)
When a girl calls a guy who's interested in her a "nice guy"...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
This is similar to the ownership 'vote of confidence' in a head coach.
You're fucked.
Posted by: Sponge
chapelle calls that 'dick in a jar'. she keeps you aroind incase of emergency, break jar.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (IJES/)
That is what I am getting at. If FJB resigns, kamala would be running in 24 as the sitting president. Unless the dems have the balls to primary the first female black LGBTQ president.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (F4b8f)
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I don't think he'll die, but if he does then the fight is different. However, it's going to end up playing to events, of course. I don't see how Kamala comes out of a year or two of the presidency looking strong. I mean...she's borderline retarded.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:32 PM (0G13K)
The Scarlet Eye. I think that's the working title for Stelter's new Tater, P.I. novel
Posted by: spindrift at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (5kI0z)
And, I'm sorry ace but I plan on dying some day. Its built in, you know? Probably not any time soon but no one knows the day. We just need to be ready.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM (KZzsI)
Very impressive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (EjmvJ)
Don: Functional adult.
With 400 million people in the former United States, this is best we can do now for the title of "Leader of the Free World" is "functional adult"?
Of course that description eliminates 300 million right at the start...
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (Zsvvg)
For someone who has been trying to put on the tough guy Irishman persona for decades, that has to sting a little.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (z5Vrg)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:41 PM (dNqv+)
Oh, I remember the commercial. It's just that there's a big difference between 'tough' and 'hard' in that quotation.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Jordan61
It's turning morbid.
I dread looking at it, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:38 PM (zu30u)
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It's been all downhill ever since Darrell Harris killed Betty White.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (CYnTg)
When you next see Mike Hammer, please ask him to check in every single day so we know he's okay.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (6FeV1)
Every bit of 1/3 of the population. He's their guy, so he does no wrong. I'm pretty sure that's the floor for him. He's just about there.
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (KzvQU)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VV4Zk)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (YGkPn)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022
***
The Bartles & Jaymes guys. "We thank you for your support."
Were they actors, or really the company founders? And whatever happened to that stuff, anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Sid at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (artGM)
What's broken that we need to build back? The Trump economy was the best the world had ever seen. Covid put a dent in it, then the FUCKING GOVERNMENT decided to anally rape it for 18 months.
Build Back Better should be nothing more than GOING BACK TO WHAT WORKED.
I hate you with the heat of 1,000 suns.
Unless you were just throwing sarc, then...well.....
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/h4nwuhvy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (VMY76)
https://www.howbadismybatch.com/
The first one was OK. The second was in the worst 5,000 batches:
BATCH ADRs DEATHS DISABILITIES LIFE THREATENING ILLNESSES
026c21a 453 2 11 4
Posted by: rd at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (CYnTg)
M&Ms characters to become more inclusive
...M&M's announcing its famed characters are getting modern makeovers and will have more "nuanced personalities."
...As part of the new mission to increase the "sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025," Mars said the M&M's characters - who serve as mascots of sorts for the brand - would be receiving fresh, new looks.
...A description for the green candy on the M&M's website says she enjoys "being a hypewoman for my friends."
Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (WEv0o)
Posted by: 2021 at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (iK4j2)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 02:43 PM (DnWKq)
Speaking of Betty White - what's the difference between her and Paul Walker?
Paul Walker made it to 100.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
******
I don;'t think that word 'placebo' means what they think it does.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (m45I2)
___
I supported those guys a lot back in the day.
*shudders*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (dNqv+)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Well, not everyone, but I agree mostly.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Obviously there are some out there who are not "sponge worthy"...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (dP3gR)
***
The Bartles & Jaymes guys. "We thank you for your support."
Were they actors, or really the company founders? And whatever happened to that stuff, anyway?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (txdEq)
Speaking of that......sorta. Wife showed me that Dale Earnhardt Jr. has partnered with some guys and started a new Vodka distillery.
The guys are Digger and Mark from the Moonshiners show.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (WEv0o)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
"Nice guy" == "maybe he'll help me move my couch."
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
"Jerk" | "Asshole" == take me now!
Posted by: Goldfinger
"sometimes hated" = look out brother he's gonna steal your woman
Posted by: Jim Croce at January 20, 2022 02:46 PM (YGkPn)
Nothing happened between us. But I think it was still a good investment of time long term. Built up my social score as it were.
For me this was a 1 time calculated deal. Where guys fuck up is helping them move couches and futons and beds over and over and over. In which case you're not a nice guy, you're a chump.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (OalnH)
That's a lot of words just for them to say "we're making queer M&Ms now".
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (KzvQU)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
--------
Is 2022 over yet?
2023: Here, hold my fear.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (bIt+P)
I supported those guys a lot back in the day.
*shudders*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (RU4sa)
As a yute, Tropical was my flavor of choice.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
FUNCTIONAL ADULT?!?!
The man has soiled himself in front of foreign dignitaries! He can't put in a solid forty minute work week without a wheelbarrow full of exotic pharmaceuticals! What the fuck planet do these shaved yak people come from?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Wally at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (m45I2)
Well that matches their understanding of 'vaccine'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (dNqv+)
Great ad campaign, they really got a lot of people buying that terrible wine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (2JoB8)
Placebo effect the true cause of many Covid 19 vaccine bad reactions.
******
I don;'t think that word 'placebo' means what they think it does.
Posted by: Muldoon
Bizzarro Universe Science
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: DaveA at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (FhXTo)
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
"Jerk" | "Asshole" == take me now!
Posted by: Goldfinger
Alas, a fact I learned too late.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (JVMtX)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (2NHgQ)
That's a lot of words just for them to say "we're making queer M&Ms now".
Melts in your mouth, and on your glans!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (dP3gR)
Maybe a new thread every 24 hours where we all do roll-call. Fail to make that someone sends out a team for a Health and Welfare check.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (Zsvvg)
That's a lot of words just for them to say "we're making queer M&Ms now".
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (KzvQU)
Are you referring to that commercial where the one M&M is trying to pack the fudge of a smaller M&M?
Posted by: Wally at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Behind the Green M&M at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (II3Gr)
biden said his withdrawal went even better than most people expected. And Fake News told us it was a "historic" Air Lift withdrawal that got out more people than ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:33 PM (zu30u)
Could have been a jab at Trump or, perhaps more likely, damming with faint praise.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (rF64X)
The girl M&M will be all butch now instead of being "hot". Well as hot as animate candy can be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (SXSmD)
LOL! Love it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (rF64X)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Ok, we've got our marching orders from the boss. Death is no longer an option. Keep it to yourself. If you do die, don't let anybody else know about it, and carry on as usual so as to not arouse suspicion.
And RIP to redc1c4, you'll be missed.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)
Dammit, don't say that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)
It was nice knowing you and enjoying your posts on the blog. RIP (in advance)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (Zsvvg)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 02:34 PM (SXSmD)
LOL! Love it.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (Fs5vw)
Be funnier if the arrow pointed down...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (II3Gr)
Big Sugar jumping on the Woke Train reminds me of the Catholic Church and the Boy Scouts going woke to score points and avoid lawsuits.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:47 PM (KZzsI)
I thought it was a malted beverage? Like Colt .45 and Zima.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (dNqv+)
STOP
FUCKING
Posted by: ace
******
You know we never read your entire posts, don't you?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (BMmaB)
____________
LOL, Biden has never been a "nice guy." He's a dunce, an asshole, and he's corrupt as hell. In the senate, he was known to his colleagues as "Greasy Joe" -- and it wasn't because he's a nice guy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (EjmvJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (CYnTg)
Emo (to his girlfriend) - "When we first met, how much love did you have for me?"
Emo's girlfriend - "Zero."
Emo - "And how much do you have for me now?"
Emo's girlfriend - "A billion times that."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Hands at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (786Ro)
++++
Oooookay. Just a moment's thought on this. The 10 million people they're going after is a damn sight smaller than their current customer base. So are they going to pursue those 10 million new customers - the target of their "belonging" campaign - in a way that is, at worst, neutral for their existing customers?
I doubt that very much. This pursuit will alienate some number of their existing customers. If it alienates more than 10 million of them, then this will be a net loser. Going after niche markets is valuable strategy for small, new or niche products. Mars is not a company that deals in small, new or niche products. Like Proctor and Gamble, they operate at scale. And large-scale operations don't mesh well with niche-scale targeting, especially when they decide to be rude and dismissive of the customers they already have...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (II3Gr)
Did you really?
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (eGTCV)
Dibs on Urker's stuff.
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (KzvQU)
They were hired actors.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (eGTCV)
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They're gonna need a bigger packagez having to include pairs of the other 25 letters in their new brand name. And that's a lot of ampersands, to the exclusion of every other keyboard character ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (bIt+P)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (rF64X)
Didn't I?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (II3Gr)
Might have been, I never drank that crap. Every few years another replacement for Zima comes out, and college age girls drink it like starving hummingbirds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (KZzsI)
Saw Mike Hammer in the comments in the last 24 hrs. His tribute to OM I believe.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Good to hear. Thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (zu30u)
Ok, we've got our marching orders from the boss. Death is no longer an option. Keep it to yourself. If you do die, don't let anybody else know about it, and carry on as usual so as to not arouse suspicion.
And RIP to redc1c4, you'll be missed.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 20, 2022 02:49 PM (wAnMi)
Train your pets to carry on posting in the event of an untimely demise.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (z5Vrg)
**
Wait, they're acknowledging bad reactions?
That's not good.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (/6kZi)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (0QYMt)
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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"Jerk" | "Asshole" == take me now!
Posted by: Goldfinger at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM
"Women admire gentlemen but sleep with cads."
Posted by: Bert G at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (5e/k8)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (CYnTg)
The Inane-O-Matic. Or the Blatherizer.
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (6Je/Q)
Speaking of many of our countrymen being little better than livestock I remember reading the Lewis and Clark journals and an incident where one of the hunters spotted some bison grazing. The hunter shot one and it dropped dead on the ground. The other bison grazing next to it looked over for a second and promptly resumed their grazing, totally unfazed. Cattle, nothing but cattle, and I have long thought of that example as exemplifying many if not most of my countrymen
(more accurately described as people who just happen to live here).
Posted by: LGoPs at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (iouQb)
This could be the basis of a comedy routine with Mary Cloggenstein like individuals posting the most hagiographic type comments possible, The woman who does the parody videos-Conservative Momma" should take a crack at it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (P4r3e)
Might have been, I never drank that crap. Every few years another replacement for Zima comes out, and college age girls drink it like starving hummingbirds.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (KZzsI)
Except Colt .45's reputation wasn't that it was for sorority girls and homos.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (II3Gr)
Or is that just my fevered imagination working overtime?
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
Now 'mostly dead' is partly alive!
Posted by: Miracle Max at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (CYnTg)
Paul Walker made it to 100.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
Actually saw a People Magazine in the check-out line the other day with a "Betty White Turns 100!" cover.
You'd think they would have pulled those.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (a5d7/)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (z5Vrg)
My bird is way too stupid for that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - wondering about using horse paste or my preferred 1% liquid, read the comments at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (/6kZi)
The air in this place is decidedly getting unhealthy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (0QYMt)
Internet miasma.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 02:52 PM (SXSmD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (3fiB0)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Great, now half of the commenters are going to die just to make this funny.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!
Cough! Cough!
Posted by: The Horde at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
We'd better be careful to keep it a health and welfare check so as not to appear as a SWAT visit.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
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I fully expected him to drop his trousers during a nationally-televised press conference or foreign affairs event ...so he still has that going for him.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (bIt+P)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Oh look. Squirrel. Biden hired a squirrel to spin the wheels at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (64PZ4)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (z5Vrg)
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My cats will refuse to learn how to type.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (kbvR/)
This happens to liars who get by on an unending highly developed line of bullshit.
When reality hits, it fucks them up badly inside. And since he's got cream of wheat now, and isn't the same arrogant piece of shit he used to be, it's got to be overwhelming.
LOL
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (XnbJC)
The air in this place is decidedly getting unhealthy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (0QYMt)
We keep telling ace that a diet of white castles (it's those steamed onions) and corned beef and cabbage is not healthy- or a way to get any sort of girl you would want.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (dNqv+)
This is awesome.
Julia: Pathetic.
Mark: Clueless.
Nick: Detached.
Travis: Puppet.
Jules: Complete disaster.
Azariah: Spaced out.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (6Je/Q)
Did you close your eyes?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)
The girl M&M will be all butch now instead of being "hot". Well as hot as animate candy can be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Didn't the phrase "Oh, it's that kind of party!" originate in a M&M commercial?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (KZzsI)
That's a lot of words just for them to say "we're making queer M&Ms now".
Melts in your mouth, and on your glans!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 02:48 PM (SchxB)
M&M/Mars officially went on the boycott shit-list after their Halloween transsexual princess boy and witch killing the normie kid commercial. They can fuck off straight to hell.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (wAnMi)
For guys, don't they say "It isn't gay unless the balls touch". So if 2 M&&Ms touch?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (CYnTg)
At first, I read that as "anal comments," which probably says nothing good about me.
Posted by: Wally at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (6Je/Q)
Did you close your eyes?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)
For a moment.
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (6Je/Q)
https://is.gd/RkcFlL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (CYnTg)
People are blind.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 02:44 PM (YGkPn)
I've mentioned this before but back in the dog eaters administration my daughter had to coordinate a visit between Biden and the authorities in the country she was posted in at the time. She was s fairly junior officer but said Biden's staff was completely professional and polite to her throughout the entire planning and visiting stages. Her observation, and I tend to agree with her, is that attitude comes from the top and percolates down. He has undoubtedly been an ass to political enemies, but he seems to have had a different reputation with the people that had to work with or under him.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (CoMmC)
My mother selected the music for her funeral, unbeknownst to us. The last song was "My Way."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (6FeV1)
Someone tweeted that Mayor Pete Buttjudge is back on maternity leave.
It's taking him a long time to recover!
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (VMY76)
https://is.gd/RkcFlL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
You know, I don't generally favor blondes but great googly moogly...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (II3Gr)
"So, if you were living in the same apartment with a House GOP leader who only wants to sleep with you when he's really drunk, what you call that relationship? Proper or improper?"
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (dYe5S)
With Biden, we get the worst case. He is not nice. Neither is he good. He is also a weakling and idiot, proven by his Ukraine comments yesterday.
Posted by: Dogbert at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (Z9HSN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (II3Gr)
Only for a moment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
I only have fish. This is going to take some training.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (63Dwl)
I think I heard some self improvement speaker say that.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (eGTCV)
I knew my blood pressure had gone down by at least 12,points. It was better than doing TM for an hour.
Posted by: Luntz Dunce at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (P4r3e)
DaveinTexas
@DaveinTexas
Jan 19
Hi y'all. I'm better, not quite there and no discharge today. Healing up.
Thank you all for your kind words of support and encouragement, and for your prayers. I sincerely appreciate them and you
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (NpAcC)
This is awesome.
Julia: Pathetic.
Mark: Clueless.
Nick: Detached.
Travis: Puppet.
Jules: Complete disaster.
Azariah: Spaced out.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (XnbJC)
And then the Democrats look into their Big Bag 'o Candidates and see - Kamala, Hillary, Pee Wee Bootygig, Squaw Warren.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (0QYMt)
https://is.gd/RkcFlL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
I would make her so uncomfortable. -- Joe Biden (probably)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (EjmvJ)
Probably just as well. After they claimed to have fixed all of the supply-chain issues at the POLA and POLB in October, the November and December rates show lower performance - they literally made things slower and reduced throughput.
So its even worse.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (Zsvvg)
Someone tweeted that Mayor Pete Buttjudge is back on maternity leave.
It's taking him a long time to recover!
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (XnbJC)
His episiotomy hasn't healed yet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (N39Ws)
https://is.gd/RkcFlL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
You know, I don't generally favor blondes but great googly moogly...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (II3Gr)
She kind of looks like a gal I knew in college.
*happy thoughts*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Good to hear. Thanks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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I'm fine, only wounded, not infirm.
Looks like my comment re OM was erased from the OM thread/post.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (DMQdU)
Thankfully my cold has just seemed to settle into a nasty sore throat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's caused by Post Nasal Drip.
Those Saline nasal mists are somewhat effective.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (zu30u)
https://is.gd/RkcFlL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (DU+/6)
She looks like she can barely read, yet no one seems to care.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (/9mpK)
Uh oh...
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (eGTCV)
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Yes, it turns out he likes his ice cream like he likes his young girls: the kind he can't fully invade, but can still make lots of probing incursions into with his tongue, nose, and knuckles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (bIt+P)
Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2022 02:54 PM (PwNLq)
Plus Trump kinda was the best at a lot. Obviously he went all in on puffery but he got a lot of shit done in the face of the most inane opposition in our lifetime.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (/9mpK)
But it fumigates the house really well.
But there is still a palpable dislike, almost equal, for Trump. I figured treat may be ephemeral, especially once they got a taste of Brandon's destruction. It's not abating.
Its cultural for a subset of people, a smallish one (Remember, even by the hilariously false count we got in 2020, Trump got over 70 million votes, more than any presidential candidate in history before him). But for them, its as certain as white people can't jump or dance. Its like those racist and sexist things people grew up Just Knowing Were True and can't shake.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (KZzsI)
STOP
FUCKING
DYING
Posted by: ace at January 20, 2022 02:39 PM (0G13K)
Right???!!!??? This place is full of some of my best friends ever (99.99999% of whom I've never met), and I can't handle losing any more of you.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (mZUr4)
User:
-MSM
Password:
-*********
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§NEW FACT
New fact format "X" IS "Y", "X" ISNOT "Y"
:"Biden's Performance" IS "Greatly Overperformed Expectations"
New fact parse successful, NPC behavior update in progress. Updating all nodes may take some time.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (iDcra)
Jan 19
Hi y'all. I'm better, not quite there and no discharge today. Healing up.
Thank you all for your kind words of support and encouragement, and for your prayers. I sincerely appreciate them and you
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (NpAcC)
DOOD!!! You're in Texas. They should be giving you actual medicines that WORK and be home already. What gives?
Prayers up, man. Prayers up.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (Ez6QX)
Oh yeah. You're on it, sister.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (/9mpK)
I'm fine, only wounded, not infirm.
Looks like my comment re OM was erased from the OM thread/post.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Maybe you never posted it, due to your brain injury, and all?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM
I think they wanted to be a contrast to brands like Matilda Bay and California Cooler.
Posted by: Bert G at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (5e/k8)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (CoMmC)
His colleagues in the senate seem to genuinely like him and think he's a nice guy. Doesn't change the fact that he is a venal ass.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (zu30u)
I bought one of those but I can't seem to figure out how to get it to work right.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (Ez6QX)
The air in this place is decidedly getting unhealthy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sings the Songs of its People! at January 20, 2022 02:51 PM (0QYMt)
One at a time....that's out motto!
Posted by: The Feds at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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I discussed it with my cat and he said fuck off.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (OalnH)
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I supported those guys a lot back in the day. *shudders*
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 02:45 PM (RU4sa)
[the following is sung in an eager yet horrifically off-key fashion]
Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler
Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (SXSmD)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse
Certainly not if she has the book on her lap.
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (l0Lgi)
From Jim's response, for instance, I can't see him voting for Trump at all. Trump was known as a lot of things, but the 'You're Fired!' guy was never known as a nice guy.
Something's fishy about this focus group.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Downcast at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (W9x0U)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (6Je/Q)
redc1c4, now. He was another of the good ones. F'n A.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (4odx6)
Not buying it. There have been stories about him from his secret service detail, and what about the children of his staffers that he molests publicly? Or the reporters that he ranted at about being smarter than them? He is an ass, period.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (YGkPn)
Is she from Jutland? She looks quite jutty.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (eGTCV)
Always had good interactions. I keep a list.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (/9mpK)
Agree. And I also keep a list.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (mZUr4)
DaveinTexas
@DaveinTexas
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Done!!!
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (/9mpK)
As soon as he leaves the WH. - Nevertrumpers
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 02:37 PM (LvTSG)
++++
"Nice guy" == "maybe he'll help me move my couch."
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
"Jerk" | "Asshole" == take me now!
Posted by: Goldfinger at January 20, 2022 02:42 PM
*sits quietly in the Friend Zone and doesn't comment*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (RkC6l)
Last of the Mohicans soundtrack (possibly the greatest movie soundtrack of all time):
https://tinyurl.com/yc3xs5bj
A fitting tune for OM and Redc1c4 to sing them to their rest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (dNqv+)
Also, Mike Hammer, I wanted to tell you I'm sorry for the loss of your cat.
I always got a kick out of you walking a cat on a leash. And your cat was a good commenter, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (F4b8f)
One day it will be my last day, my hope is I did enough in my life that it was worth it.
I'll be judged by the ultimate judge, undoubtedly I will be unworthy, but I pray everyday for mercy.
Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (53oGX)
https://youtu.be/qR0K0mmm6R4
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Makes a mean sammich.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Kyle at ATFBE at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (GYllL)
Lots of folks out there that are extremely polite to those they need and those that can hurt them - but shit all over people whenever they think they can get away with it.
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (KzvQU)
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
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You are a bad American.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (II3Gr)
Maybe you never posted it, due to your brain injury, and all?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
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I'm sorry, what was the question?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (DMQdU)
Looks like my comment re OM was erased from the OM thread/post.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (DMQdU)
Stop disappearing! So glad you're on the mend, and so sorry for the loss of your kitteh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (ptqGC)
"Good man" == "maybe I should marry him."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
"Jerk" | "Asshole" == take me now!
Posted by: Goldfinger
Alas, a fact I learned too late.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.
Its never too late !
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (arJlL)
Hope you guys get better soon!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (DMQdU)
I lost a lot of comments today, too. The proxies we both use get banned a lot.
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (ELgVT)
"Aslan is a lion -- the Lion, the great Lion."
"Ooh" said Susan. "I'd thought he was a man. Is he -- quite safe? I shall feel rather nervous about meeting a lion"
"Safe?" said Mr Beaver. "Who said anything about safe? 'Course he isn't safe. But he's good. He's the King, I tell you."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1
Reading? Who wants that?
Then she'll find out that the average size is not 4 inches!
Posted by: Men Not Named Paolo at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (VMY76)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (eGTCV)
If that's the case, I endorse Karen Gillan's leggings.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (eGTCV)
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There is nothing like a Dane.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (CoMmC)
I can believe this. Because to these type of people, politics is all theater. They read their lines, and take nasty cheap shots at each other, and then leave and have a beer together. The problem for Biden is he's been in it so long, he thinks those nasty cheap shots are still acceptable when he's dealing with someone who's not one of the paid actors ("Look Fat...").
So yes, the script calls for treating the soldiers and diplomats well, and so a guy like Biden does that.
Posted by: Wally at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (lOUYF)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (F4b8f)
One really hard drunken stupor.
If you see 1, you see 4 of em. My interpretation, anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 02:50 PM (eGTCV)
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Wifey has really gotten into herbal medicine and home remedies as we've been prepping for the past couple years.
She now uses a nebulizer with hydrogen peroxide and saline solution -- occasionally with iodine (I think maybe betadine?) and swears by it.
Dr. Peter McCullough says this kind of treatment (especially just a full nasal wash) early will kill respiratory viruses early before they have a chance to multiply and spread (especially you want to keep it out of your lungs).
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (bIt+P)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 02:59 PM (mdjgu)
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It's run by Luntz who is a GOPe operative. Ya think it may not be on the up and up?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
Heretic! (kidding)
Big or small, love them all.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (lOUYF)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Considering her prominent geographic features I would think her arms would get tired from holding a book out far enough to actually be able to see it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (CoMmC)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (YGkPn)
He is a shitbird par excellence, but that doesn't mean 100% of his staff are also shit. I mean, they're still shit for accepting the job, but they just might not be continuously rude and degrading for no outward reason like their boss.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (6FeV1)
Are you some kind of commie?
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker.
You and me both
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (/9mpK)
Agree. And I also keep a list.
Posted by: Doof
Did I ever mention I think you guys are terrific?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (AWaLo)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 02:57 PM (zu30u)
I take the saline spray and add providone-iodide, that's the antiseptic Peter McCullagh was saying helps kill the virus.
He also said some people are sensitive to iodine. Those people should use hydrogen peroxide.
Posted by: Inogame at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (53oGX)
I forsee back troubles in her future. But she is a cutie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (F4b8f)
https://youtu.be/qR0K0mmm6R4
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I actually knew it before I clicked because I've seen you mention it a few times.
*wonders if that's creepy*
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
She lets go of that rail, she falls flat on her face.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:58 PM (/9mpK)
Figures.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)
Maybe this is a good time to explain our names?
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
"It ain't bragging if you can do it."
Comparing Trump to Biden is like comparing a really nice house to that same really nice house when it's currently on f****** fire.
I'll take Trump's boasting any day over Obama's shitty 8 year tenure while the media put halos over his f****** head.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
It's all about nipples and areole I say
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (wBpKf)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (URNdm)
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Kristine: Corn Pop story was funny.
That seems about right.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (SOV+T)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (6Je/Q)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*takes breath*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (KzvQU)
True everywhere. Workplaces especially.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (II3Gr)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
++++
Mine is TV detective played by Mike Connors. He's a PI, he's not a cop.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (DU+/6)
I forsee back troubles in her future. But she is a cutie.
I didn't really plan on hanging around her that long, to be honest.
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (KzvQU)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
I must still be sick. I am reading the words- and yet them make no sense.
There is such a thing as clown boobs. This is not there yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (dNqv+)
Forget making the trains run on time, these fuckers don't even have their cabooses on the damn rails.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (6FeV1)
I take the saline spray and add providone-iodide, that's the antiseptic Peter McCullagh was saying helps kill the virus. He also said some people are sensitive to iodine. Those people should use hydrogen peroxide.
Posted by: Inogame
I use liquid Iodine. One drop per day. That's all.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (OalnH)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
I don't get it
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
A character from a TV show, because I used my real name on another site and fights broke out and I got doxxed.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (Ez6QX)
Always had good interactions.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 02:56 PM (/9mpK)
He consulted with his pharmacist wife (who he lovingly called resident 3vil!) on my behalf when I was diagnosed with Lyme. They privately gave me good information, and followd up through emails.
He was a good man with a great sense of humor.
Such a loss. Prayers up for his wife and loved ones
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (VNRub)
"She died doing what she loved, cheating on me with the pool boy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (ptqGC)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
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Mine is TV detective played by Mike Connors. He's a PI, he's not a cop.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (DU+/6)
No one has ever been able to explain me.
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: The Horde at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (Z32m1)
I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better I think I'll go for a walk.
-- The Horde
You're not fooling anyone. *Whack!*
-- 2022
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (a/dOO)
And clean nostrils are important.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
It's all about nipples and areole I say
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)
The most attractive feature of any woman is availability.
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (KzvQU)
https://youtu.be/qR0K0mmm6R4
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I actually knew it before I clicked because I've seen you mention it a few times.
*wonders if that's creepy*
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (mZUr4)
I want my funeral songs to be Helena and The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (II3Gr)
I don't think her face is gonna hit first.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (SchxB)
https://tinyurl.com/h4nwuhvy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 20, 2022
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That'd be great except for face diaper/clot shot requirements in the city. Maybe you can wear a Basil Rathbone mask.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (DU+/6)
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You have to tell me that you're a cop if I ask you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (KzvQU)
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TRU DAT!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (AWaLo)
{retrieves giant red sharpie and lipstick}
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 03:07 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (YGkPn)
Most of these people were saying unkind things about Brandon. It's nice of the media to publish enough identifying details for their vindictive Communist neighbors and colleagues to figure out who they are. Or worse than that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (4odx6)
He consulted with his pharmacist wife (who he lovingly called resident 3vil!) on my behalf when I was diagnosed with Lyme.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
Lyme is serious. Was it from a tick?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (zu30u)
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Honestly, I expect armageddon. Don't forget the Afghan withdraw fcuk up. He's just getting warmed up.
Posted by: he's beyond a nightmare at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (9xyjo)
Horde: "Brave? Safari? DDG?"
Moron: Nope. Ouija!"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (m45I2)
Mine sounds like "Rube and Hick" when said out loud.
Stole it from my father when forty years ago he would leave that name with Radio Shack back in the days they hand wrote receipts and wanted mailing info.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (Zsvvg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: JJ at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (eTxMA)
Posted by: Bigsmith at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (G/mW5)
It's all about nipples and areole I say
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2022 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Are you hitting the wine again?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 20, 2022 03:08 PM (YGkPn)
The sacramental wine, no less.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Me too, he can still find his way to the bath room.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (JVMtX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (SchxB)
Lots of folks out there that are extremely polite to those they need and those that can hurt them - but shit all over people whenever they think they can get away with it.
Posted by: Real Wor
Yep. Biden's lied throughout his career about his accomplishments, class standing, family connections, and even how his wife was killed He tried to assassinate Justice Thomas's character. He makes racist comments and supported KKK members. He showered with his daughter, acts like a pedo, and raised a creepy, drug addled, sex addicted asshole. I really doubt he's a "nice guy" by any stretch of the imagination.
Posted by: LASue at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
Ticks are demons.
Every time I walk by an evergreen bush or tree, I make sure no ticks jumped on me.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (lOUYF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 02:53 PM (DU+/6)
I haven't looked since the Halloween commercial thing, but yeah, you'd have no idea what they did looking at their home page. This is in complete opposition to their UK website, which seemed to actually promote candy. That could have changed, but I'm not too interested to give them any clicks just to find out.
Luckily I'm not much of a candy person, the only time I buy is for Halloween. And now the kids will get Baby Ruth and Butterfingers instead of that other crap.
We need a Let's Go Brandon bar.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022
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Despite being a notorious breast fan, I have my limit too. This girl is right on the edge, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
The first time I de-lurked and posted I was wearing a t-shirt that had a Infidel on the front of it.
Posted by: Infidel at werk at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (/oG9s)
Awwwwwwh man, that's really nice and terribly depressing to hear. But nice.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (T/vhV)
Too little, too late. You hitched your wagon to Brandon. You go down with him.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (SH2Zi)
Ummmm, mine has obviousness going for me...although I did not grow up here and I've lived in OK, 3 places in OH, TX, AL, and NJ (where I grew up)...this is the nicest place I've ever lived (sorry, I shouldn't admit that, but it is
...Posted by: Nova local at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (exHjb)
Most of these people were saying unkind things about Brandon. It's nice of the media to publish enough identifying details for their vindictive Communist neighbors and colleagues to figure out who they are. Or worse than that.
We're gonna need a bigger budget.
Posted by: Federal SWAT Teams at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (GYllL)
https://youtu.be/a2v4QfFstz0
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
Homo say what?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2022 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Pretty sure he was based in SoCal.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (DnWKq)
Came up with mine during the dark days under TFG. Email address is the nic (without spaces) at the gmail thingy. I'll reveal myself when I finally show up at a MoMe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (N39Ws)
I don't get it
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (mZUr4)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I'M RETIRED AND DON'T NEED THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Real World at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (KzvQU)
Yep, they will be perfectly nice to those they see as on their level or whom they can get something from and awful to everyone else.
There's a difference between nice and kind.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022
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But they've been able to release you
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (SH2Zi)
I would say phrasing but in this case you put it on a tee and it's accurate
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (W3VUu)
Speaking of internet anonymity...
tonight can we also remember the forgotten commenters who simply disappeared and had no way of telling us their fates?
"model_1066," for instance.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (zu30u)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:03 PM (6Je/Q)
Never been to a sushi bar; what if I walk in the wrong door and some guy's choking a chicken ?
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (rF64X)
Profound sentiment and it's darn good to see you chick
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 20, 2022 03:01 PM (OalnH)
Moron card: Revoked.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (SH2Zi)
Unvaccinated persons may only accept the site via 14.4kb dial up modems, which everyone knows COVID can't pass through.
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (lOUYF)
For those science/technically inclined and on substack I highly recommend the el gato malo substack
really good one today on the games certain reporting agencies have been playing in regards to vaccine efficacy, not only in preventing transmission/infection (the vaccine does not prevent transmission, nor reduce infection) but reducing hospitalization/deaths
https://tinyurl.com/56axahv2
p.s ever wonder why fully vaxxed always meant 2nd dose + 14 days ? as pushed by the CDC AND the vax manufacturers (Pzixer/Moderna)
full disclosure: I am vaxxed
Posted by: Big Star at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Modkf)
Otoko- man
Warai- laughing
A shitposting internet terrorist with a bombastic but nonsensical worldview. More or less.
I hyphenated it for no particular reason. I wish i hadn't. But now I'm stuck with it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)
https://youtu.be/a2v4QfFstz0
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:10 PM (eGTCV)
I wanted this played at our reception for our first dance, but the DJ didn't have it........
https://youtu.be/syIUmrSJWAU
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Nice is not a fruit of the Spirit as outlined in Galatians.
I heard Voddie Baucham give a sermon about not being nice.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (eGTCV)
But! We've NEVER had a President who could stand for over 90 minutes!!!!!
Posted by: Well at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (eoWpj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (lOUYF)
Hmmm. Amish, Baptist
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (II3Gr)
I want nothing but Yoko for my funeral.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (Fs5vw)
Only Scott (53, white, Florida, works in healthcare) raises his hand, out of the 14 focus group members.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Dantes at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (fVKtH)
The Post Of The Unknown Moron
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Yes
I red once mentioned redc1c4 referred to "red neck" c1 c4 are cervical vertebrae
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (VNRub)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (YV6PJ)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (0OmEj)
Mine is just a takeoff on a now-defunct hip hop dude. I should probably change BFD to NBFD - No Big F'in Deal. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (Xrfse)
If he strings just one sentence together, he has already outperformed my expectations.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (8Sqzu)
Also, I thought it would make a good name in the adult entertainment industry if this whole engineering stuff doesn't pan out.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (SXSmD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)
Yeah if I would've known I was going to stick around I would've picked a different name.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
I've lost count of the number of rallies he's done for hours.
Now we're all supposed to sing a Lee Greenwood song because Biden can stand for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Well at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (eoWpj)
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Ahem.
Posted by: Zombie William Henry Harrison at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 02:55 PM (CoMmC)
I find that really interesting, because we had several encounters and they were all equally horrid. Cussing at his staff and those of us from post, insulting post officers and ignoring security protocols because they "didn't apply to him."
Posted by: Moki at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (JrN/x)
https://tinyurl.com/4k7ja85j
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at January 20, 2022
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C1 and C2 have their own names, "atlas" and "axis."
(This post would be more impressive if i could remember which is which)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
I hope you participate in that Dante group.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
Do you know a guy named " Dante", by any chance?
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
Not after you roped me into clicking on Hogg
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
"Beatrice!"
- Steve Holt
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: JT at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (arJlL)
There should be a big sign out front that says "CNN" so that mistake is easy to avoid.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (Fs5vw)
So, the 'if I'm in hell, I'm gonna make ya all suffer' camp?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
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My is from the movie "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". It is the name that Randall used to post on movie news websites.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (3TihK)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Mine is a nickname I've had since high school, was Jukin Jimmy then but I shortened it in my 30s.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
https://youtu.be/a2v4QfFstz0
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That's beautiful, Northernlurker.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (6Je/Q)
I hyphenated it for no particular reason. I wish i hadn't. But now I'm stuck with it.
Posted by: Waraiotoko at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)
I'll always see that blue hat icon thing now when I see your name.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (SXSmD)
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:06 PM (mZUr4)
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Wait a second...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
OK. That helped. I get it now.
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Picric at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (fKRgp)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (Xrfse)
I assume its Italian, the name looks it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (KZzsI)
Let's Go Brandon!
Three more years.
I can take it.
But they can't. Bring it on.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 20, 2022 03:18 PM (MkuC5)
To quote the History of Rome podcast (paraphrase from memory):
'Aetius was at his best when the chips were down, and here, everything was on the line. The Western Empire WAS falling, but not today.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 03:18 PM (dNqv+)
Atlas holds up the world, C1
Head rotates on its axis, C2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 03:18 PM (F4b8f)
The Dispatch? Bulwark? Tenderloin District? His bedroom?
Posted by: Eeyore at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (7X3UV)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
Radio Callsign during Desert Storm Boarding ops.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:13 PM (6FeV1)
Always thought the hyphen was good
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (/9mpK)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
That's much ado about nothing.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (Xrfse)
The memory jog I remember from class is to remember that Atlas holds up the globe (your head)
Posted by: Azathoth at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (mD/uy)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM
Mine's kind of self explanatory. I'm not that creative. What can I say?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:17 PM (LvTSG)
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It beats "Melanie Whorehouse".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (Xrfse)
+++++
"The poster formerly known as Notorious BFD"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Moki at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (JrN/x)
Perhaps it was because at the time she was so junior she was beneath bothering with. All I can tell you is what my daughter related to us.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (CoMmC)
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He's not much of a soldier if that traumatizes him so much, he refuses to see his parents during the rest of his R&R.
And him kicking in his parents' bedroom door shows him to be an inconsiderate brat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (6FeV1)
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Mine comes from something I did in college as a student as well as me being a "professor" (adjunct) last semester...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 03:14 PM (mdjgu)
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Luntz does a good job selecting his focus group participants.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (JVMtX)
What a beautiful, wonderful love song. The kind I hate and love at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (KZzsI)
I assume its Italian, the name looks it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
You're welcome - try it on sandwiches. You'll love it.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (mD/uy)
Mine is shortened from my callsign at a post, based on a yugioh (sp?) card my kids liked.
Posted by: Moki at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 20, 2022 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
This hit on Big Ben from Bart Scott would probably not be allowed today...
https://youtu.be/udBty9Ua8_Q
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM
Sorry, the judges were looking for "drinking heavily".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (RkC6l)
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Our wedding song was "Beautiful Day" by U2.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (bIt+P)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM
I'm a double aught spy from a cartoon series.
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:04 PM (KZzsI)
Iron Horse Brewery (WA) run by my little brother. Their number one seller is QID
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (CjHGv)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (RU4sa)
Atlas holds up the world, C1
Head rotates on its axis, C2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022
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That's what I thought I remembered. All those neat mnemonics from medical school, huh? "On Old Olympus' Treeless Tops/A Finn And German Viewed Some Hops."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
My grandmother's name was Beatrice
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (wyw4S)
Srsly?
Just hire some help or resign, dude. No woman would get away with that crap.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: aelfheld at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (Zy9Yy)
Joe Biden, June 2019: If I'm elected, we're going to cure cancer.
Based on recent CCP-virus revelations, I suspect that this overpromise will come to the fore in coming months.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (gmo/4)
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The most *dangerous* spy in the world...(though he's probably as much of a danger to himself or his colleagues *cough*Brett*cough* as he is to his enemies)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (YIVH2)
Perhaps it was because at the time she was so junior she was beneath bothering with. All I can tell you is what my daughter related to us.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (CoMmC)
That's actually good to hear. We were senior, so I guess he felt comfortable being a jerk. I hope your daughter is enjoying her work, and stays safe.
Posted by: Moki at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (JrN/x)
The only Dante I know of is Count Dante and the poet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: zombie sean connery at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (UHVv4)
Nah. If you dropped the hyphen, nobody here is going to think you're a different commenter than that other guy who spelled his nic the same except with a hyphen. And a search for either term will still hit on the hyphenated version. So change it if you want to.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (dTWx7)
I mean ....
... ... .
Sunuvabitch, now you got me doing Morse code.
You're a mensch, ellipsis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (YIVH2)
Poor Brett.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Archer at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (iDcra)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (CjHGv)
Also an excellent dark beer.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (SH2Zi)
...
...and Trump said "pu22y" so I just stuck my index finger in one of my dimples, twisted it coquettishly, and pulled the lever marked "Unleash Karen Hell."
Enjoy the ride, babe.
Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (CjHGv)
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Damn good stuff, too.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (3fiB0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (iDcra)
Sounds ghey.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (SH2Zi)
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I originally thought to use my favorite TV character of all time, Napoleon Solo. Can't recall why I didn't. Finally I went with the full Romanized name of . . . my big black cat Wolf. (Don't ask me where the "aurelius" came from. There was nothing golden about his coat.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Max Power at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (Hucnr)
Ah, I wondered about your nic. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (URNdm)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (Ez6QX)
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"He died doing what he loved--getting shot!" - Archer
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Can't tell if you're giving us the real explanation.
Also -- Was watching The Amazing Race last night. You should go on that show since no matter when you arrived at the Pit Stop, you'd always be -- well, you know...
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (mZUr4)
Jim: Reasonable.
Don: Functional adult.
Q: Are Jim, Don, and Scott castrati or whipped by their significant others or what?
A: maybe they're just dumb
Posted by: Ronchris at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (0vjJ2)
Well, one of you has.
Ok, that's not true either.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
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That's the problem with a private maternity room.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (W3VUu)
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (/9mpK)
It's distinctive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (dNqv+)
And maybe this combo kind of setup makes this covid vulnerable to anti-bacterial compounds.
If you have not read that letter exposed by Project Veritas I recommend that you do. It explains a lot of the background thinking at the time and how they made it and that they knew there were a couple known drugs that would work against it if started early. IVM and HCQ
Search for JAG_Docs_pt1 or go to the vertias website.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (eQvlh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Who Dis? at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 20, 2022
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Sounds ghey.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022
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"Anything more than a teacup is . . . a good start."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (txdEq)
Barack Obama's "arc of history", which will lead to the inevitable victory of Leftistism.
Pure Bolshevist political theory.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 20, 2022 03:15 PM (URNdm)
That's much ado about nothing.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 20, 2022 03:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Zombie Will Shakespeare at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (0OmEj)
I made it up back when I still thought I had a career to protect.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: klaftern at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (taPSh)
Atlas holds up the world, C1
Head rotates on its axis, C2.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2022
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And C4 blows up the world?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (JVMtX)
Posted by: kraken at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (6Je/Q)
african chick (self-explanatory) - - > chique d'afrique (cos I thought, perhaps delusionally, it was witty/cool) - - > math thing addef
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Zombie Will Shakespeare at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (6FeV1)
Is that what they said? FFS.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
Can't tell if you're giving us the real explanation.
Also -- Was watching The Amazing Race last night. You should go on that show since no matter when you arrived at the Pit Stop, you'd always be -- well, you know...
Posted by: Doof at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (mZUr4)
It's the truth.
And they'd have me removed from the show rather quickly, I would imagine.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Biden's Expectations at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 20, 2022 03:24 PM (dfRN6)
Which I thought was sick and hilarious. Why "Llama Butchers"?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (II3Gr)
Mine is red for Republican, red state, who lives in a mostly red neighborhood and who dressed up as Red Riding Hood a lot for Halloween that it became a nickname.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 20, 2022 03:26 PM (Ez6QX)
No, I'm just mocking them
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Oregon Muse at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Eh. I picked votermom for a blogger id way back when. Kinda dumb. Just shortened to vmom.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (lCui1)
No, c1c4 which, FWIW, is AD in EBCDIC encoding. I'm 99% certain that is not a coincidence.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (sWM8x)
If I'm DMing this shitstorm, that's rolling a 1.
If you're a rogue exploring Khazadum (an actual trained thief not some halfling that joined the party out of sheer boredom) and you push a suit of body armor down a well, that's what we're talking about. Congrats, you rolled a Biden.
Posted by: Methos at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (eQvlh)
Find and read - Smoking Gun: Moderna Patented 'Man Made' SARS-CoV2 Gene Sequence in 2018
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur, mourner at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:25 PM (KZzsI)
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and he seems like such a kind person
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (JVMtX)
Posted by: Joe's diaper at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
At the end of the service, the funeral directors came out with their little wrenches to lower the lid of the casket.
Then the piano player played a descending scale, in 6ths, from the tinkly high notes down to the lower notes.
I thought I would fall out laughing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (jTmQV)
And him kicking in his parents' bedroom door shows him to be an inconsiderate brat.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 20, 2022 03:20 PM (RU4sa)
What if they were doing it on the porch swing?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (Fs5vw)
You're a mensch, ellipsis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 20, 2022 03:23 PM (6FeV1)
I call it like I see it.
Posted by: ... at January 20, 2022 03:29 PM (/9mpK)
Hope to meet them at the MoMe in Heaven
If there's no MoMe's in Heaven, I got sent to the other place
Posted by: kbdabear at January 20, 2022 03:29 PM (qAR6u)
No, c1c4 which, FWIW, is AD in EBCDIC encoding. I'm 99% certain that is not a coincidence.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (nfrXX)
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What is AD?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:30 PM (JVMtX)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2022 03:30 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 20, 2022 03:30 PM (IJES/)
Let me try again.
614 My history:
african chick (self-explanatory) - - > chique d'afrique (cos I thought, perhaps delusionally, it was witty/cool) - - > math thing added because of some thread where I proclaimed my love for math and suggested a math thread--> Viking Greenland thing thanks to Eris's suggestion on a thread after I asked for suggestions for a new race after Biden told me I ain't black.
Then other craxiness added when I felt like it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 03:30 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
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I learned it as Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel a Girl's Vagina, Sweet Heaven. To each their own.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2022 03:31 PM (3TihK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Thank you!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 03:31 PM (rF64X)
Tryin' to be futuristic with the number and the off spelling. (what a dork. I am so lame)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 20, 2022 03:31 PM (eQvlh)
Posted by: zombie sean connery at January 20, 2022 03:32 PM (UHVv4)
This shift to reasonable, common sense, and even some actual journalism, is a ruse.
They want to be seen as trustworthy, as reliable. They want to shed some of that bias that they normally display so that maybe you will think they have come around, and that we can count on them, that we can start believing them again.
And they will continue this, right up to the point where they start to tell you who you need to vote for in the next election. It will not be obvious, but they will tell you who to vote for.. After all, you can trust them again.
Posted by: sippon_bourbon at January 20, 2022 03:32 PM (hSFKv)
The "I told you so" is ashes in our mouths, though. All these folks who wanted ole yeller to replace orangemanbad 'in the worst way' got their wish.
Wishes. It's all about the wording.
Posted by: Spice at January 20, 2022 03:32 PM (slYhc)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:30 PM (JVMtX)
Anno Domini. Year of the Master.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 20, 2022 03:32 PM (dNqv+)
Maybe this is a good time to explain our names?
Mine is just my name. How about you?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Waaaaay back, my initial post was the evergreen excerpt from Mickey Spillane's 'One Lonely Night'. I nic'd it Mike Hammer, and thus it has been ever since.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 03:33 PM (AytXr)
"Jim: I think Biden is trying his very best. In these times, it's just really hard to lead, and you know, he's a nice guy, and sometimes you don't need a nice guy being president. You just need someone tough."
Read that last sentence. He just described Trump.
Posted by: Flt93_Militia at January 20, 2022 03:33 PM (4MpQe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:22 PM (txdEq)
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I learned it as Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel a Girl's Vagina, Sweet Heaven. To each their own.
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 20, 2022
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I heard my version from a biology teacher I had in college, where we had to learn the names of the 12 cranial nerves. I guess he thought your version might be a little offensive (and this was long before PC culture).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:33 PM (txdEq)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 20, 2022 03:34 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at January 20, 2022 03:34 PM (FR+I0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2022 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Thank you!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin')
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I'll note that Covid infection rates in G'land are quite low. You're doing a good job.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 03:34 PM (AytXr)
In this case, potentially identifying info so I will keep to myself. Apologies for raising a question and declining to answer. It's bad form but I will respect red's privacy.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 03:34 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022 03:34 PM (AytXr)
I do try. And I do succeed.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022 03:35 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 03:27 PM (nfrXX)
I always thought it had to do with moldable plastic explosives.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 20, 2022 03:35 PM (eQvlh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2022
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I do try. And I do succeed.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 20, 2022
***
No traffic jams either! Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 20, 2022 03:37 PM (txdEq)
He was ex-mil so it's possible he chose to spell it that way.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 20, 2022 03:38 PM (nfrXX)
He was ex-mil so it's possible he chose to spell it that way.
Posted by: Oddbob
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It wasn't past him to make it both.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 20, 2022 03:45 PM (JVMtX)
Posted by: Saber Alter at January 20, 2022 03:54 PM (k/DdX)
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The first interweb name I needed was for a baseball forum. Precursor games before baseball were one-old-cat, two-old-cat depending on the number of bases in play, so baseball is four-old-cat.
I had had a cat just pass on at 20 years then, so it seemed a good fit. I've just reused it since then, and by now I am getting old myself.
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