Despite Intense Lobbying By the Democrat Faithful of the Media, Sinema Rules Out Any Change to the Filibuster Rules

Sinema says she won't budge on the filibuster, even if that results in Biden's bills being blocked.

Manchin also says that he hasn't changed his mind on the filibuster.

Oh wait, my bad -- those two articles are from June, 2021, and October, 2021, respectively.

Sinema and Manchin have said approximately one hundred times each that they're not voting to get rid of the filibuster, which doesn't stop Democrats from asking them every single week or even every single day.

And when I say "Democrats ask them if they've changed their minds every single day," I mean of course "The media asks them if they've changed their minds every single day."

The Democrat Party Orthodoxy Enforcement Officers of the leftwing propaganda press want Sinema and Manchin to know that if they don't change their minds, people will be very, very angry with them and Democracy May Die in Darkness.

John Ekdahl has been pointing out the "non-partisan" media's increasingly-desperate lobbying efforts:


Let me point out that constantly asking the same question is activism: When CNN keeps running stories, day after day, that ABC has not yet fired Roseanne Barr for her "racist" comments about Valerie Jarrett, they are lobbying ABC to fire Roseanne. They are keeping up a negative publicity campaign against ABC until ABC fires Roseanne. That is the only way CNN will stop the relentless negative PR campaign, and ABC knows that.

Likewise, the leftwing media is running a negative PR campaign against Sinema and Manchin. Why haven't you changed your vote yet? They are putting Sinema and Manchin on notice that this negative activist press campaign will continue forever, unless and until they give in to the press' political lobbying and give the press' preferred candidate a political win that they can then crow about on Twitter to Own the Cons.

There's no news value in "nothing new to report." The reason to report the same thing day after day is to attempt to pressure someone into a change.

This is not journalism. This is political activism.


Sinema rejected the pressure to change her mind, just as she's rejected it every single day for the past 365 days.

Sen. Kyrsten Sinema said Thursday that she will not vote to weaken the Senate's 60-vote filibuster threshold, bucking her party leaders yet again and dealing a major blow to Democrats' election reform effort.

Election reform effort.

By the way, this is the "Fair and Balanced" Fox.

The comments, which match Sinema's long-held stance on the filibuster, are effectively the final nail in the coffin of Democrats' longshot effort to pass two elections bills over unified Senate GOP opposition.

"There's no need for me to restate my longstanding support for the 60-vote threshold to pass legislation. There's no need for me to restate its role in protecting our country from wild reversals of federal policy," Sinema, D-Ariz., said.

"No need to restate?" Sure there is. The media is going to ask you again tomorrow, might as well get it on the record again.

"This week's harried discussions about Senate rules are but a poor substitute for what I believe could have and should have been a thoughtful public debate at any time over the past year."

She added: "But what is the legislative filibuster, other than a tool that requires new federal policy to be broadly supported by senators, representing the broader cross-section of Americans... Demands to eliminate this threshold from whichever party holds the fleeting majority amount to a group of people separated on two sides of a canyon, shouting that solution to their colleagues."

Video of her speech here.

Below, the raging, impotent, angry, senile old imbecile Biden admits his "voting rights" effort is dead -- he admits the effort failed, and says he'll try again in the future -- then yells a lot to show he's still got Stronk.

A man who has Stronk does not need to yell "Look at all my Stronk!"

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1 Good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2022 04:56 PM (eA1RV)

2 first????

Posted by: redchief at January 13, 2022 04:56 PM (Kab4E)

3 Bah

Posted by: redchief at January 13, 2022 04:56 PM (Kab4E)

4 Fortuitous timing. Just got home.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2022 04:56 PM (eA1RV)

5 Now can they be fined or imprisoned or lose their license over this activitism?

Posted by: Iris at January 13, 2022 04:56 PM (DibdT)

6 If not for Sinema and Manchin, the only thing between us and the worst of the Dem's agenda would be Mitch, Lindsey and GOP.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 04:57 PM (786Ro)

7 Now taking the fam out for burgers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (eA1RV)

8 I'm not sure what Stronk is, but it sounds funny.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (4thlk)

9 Looks like the Meat Puppet didn't get his pea allotment for lunch and he's really angry about it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (lTtXP)

10 Based on the rule that everything which happens in DC is either failure theater or designed to allow members of government to steal more from the populace, I'm assuming that the DNC wants to keep the rules as they are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (IUd0M)

11 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (5cL3e)

12 And here all this time I thought it was about who counts the vote

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (vd8XM)

13 Maybe CNN should follower her into the bathroom? Yeah that should do it.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 13, 2022 05:00 PM (4n6fw)

14 ok, sinema no longer gets me excited JUST because of the boots, and the boobs, and blonde.

she's ALSO a lot stronger positionally than a lot of "our guys"...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 13, 2022 05:00 PM (8D42x)

15 >>>8 I'm not sure what Stronk is, but it sounds funny.


Stronk is the condition of having Stronkness

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2022 05:00 PM (0G13K)

16 I'm not sure what Stronk is, but it sounds funny.


Stronk is the condition of having Stronkness
Posted by: ace at January 13, 2022 05:00 PM (0G13K)

typically from gainz, right?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 13, 2022 05:01 PM (8D42x)

17 They (the media) want to be the first to break the story that they flipped and hope that they can claim they helped them change their mind.

I'm surprised they've held out this long. They must be getting promised everything including the kitchen sink. I'm sure ol' chucky would particularly like for the filibuster to go poof right now and damned to the future cause I think he's in trouble with the Dem leadership. (the real leadership not the puppets)

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 05:01 PM (ricI7)

18 hmm things are going too well - they're almost approaching normalcy again

now I'm getting worried about March for Life!!!

these thugs don't just give up - they have something else they'll pull...

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 13, 2022 05:01 PM (j9HX3)

19 I love that stompy boot wearing chick. For now.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 13, 2022 05:02 PM (RAodA)

20 Biden: NGMI

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2022 05:02 PM (URNdm)

21 I only see brandon in short clips on this here site but he doesn't look so hot.

He's basically see through at this point. A stiff breeze would give him one of those big old person on blood thinner bruises.

How is he portrayed in regular media?

Posted by: MJ at January 13, 2022 05:03 PM (zwDuR)

22 Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 13, 2022 05:01 PM (8D42x)

Example: a stronk and manly man.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 05:03 PM (ricI7)

23 >>now I'm getting worried about March for Life!!!
these thugs don't just give up - they have something else they'll pull...


Brace yourself: there's a nationwide anti-vaxx rally two days after the March for Life.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2022 05:03 PM (URNdm)

24 >>>typically from gainz, right?


ideally yes one will get Stronkd from gainzzzzing

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2022 05:03 PM (0G13K)

25 ok, sinema no longer gets me excited JUST because of the boots, and the boobs, and blonde.

she's ALSO a lot stronger positionally than a lot of "our guys"...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 13, 2022 05:00 PM (8D42x)
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She's got bigger balls than Romney, that's fer sure.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (llXky)

26 Didn't Sinema say she supported the "bills" (I assume BuildBackBolshevik is the other one?)? So, yeah, great, she's temporarily useful.

Remember *ARIZONA* elected this person. And the really slimey and pathetic Kelly along with her.

Arizona.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (OTzUX)

27 How is he portrayed in regular media?
Posted by: MJ

As a flagellum less paramecium

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (vd8XM)

28 Brace yourself: there's a nationwide anti-vaxx rally two days after the March for Life.


yep plus the new vaxx mandate and the weird stupid wall around the WH ... wtf

DC is such a pit of hell

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (j9HX3)

29 Rage is a dementia symptom

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (CYnTg)

30 Sinema supports the voting rights bull but won't destroy the filibuster to make it law.

I'll say, if she really supported it, I think she'd be in on destroying the filibuster. She's taking the hard way out here and I applaud her for it.

If I was a conservative in AZ, knowing the "conservatives" they put up, I think I would at the very least abstain from voting against her.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (KbCG3)

31 Can't force myself to see/hear the vile vegetable "president" for even 10 seconds.

Did he do something even more pathetic today? Any real change, or just more of same?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (OTzUX)

32
The FBI needs to gin up another "insurrection" so F. Joe can have his Enabling Act and rule by decree.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2022 05:05 PM (/U27+)

33 My boss has dementia. I notice his inability to crisply pronounce words any more. Biden has the same slurry-sludge in his speech as well - even hopped up on enough amphetamines to out-jitterbug the world.

Posted by: kathysaysso at January 13, 2022 05:05 PM (vkS2Z)

34 ideally yes one will get Stronkd from gainzzzzing

Posted by: ace at January 13, 2022 05:03 PM (0G13K)
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Wait, is Stronk one of our "words of the new year" for 2022?

*nervously scans AoSHQ Style Guide*

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:05 PM (llXky)

35 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 05:06 PM (arJlL)

36 14 ok, sinema no longer gets me excited JUST because of the boots, and the boobs, and blonde.

she's ALSO a lot stronger positionally than a lot of "our guys"...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 13, 2022 05:00 PM (8D42x)

I don't agree with her on a number of issues, but she is not a squish.

Oh...if she was a republican though, she would ether be tarnished or praised in the same manner as McCain.

Posted by: redchief at January 13, 2022 05:06 PM (Kab4E)

37 Tend to agree this is just the other side's version of failure theater. They never had a chance at, or wanted this (likely uncon to boot) but, they think it revs up the TBs.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 13, 2022 05:07 PM (9KXDf)

38 I'll say, if she really supported it, I think she'd be in on destroying the filibuster. She's taking the hard way out here and I applaud her for it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (KbCG3)
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She's actually asserting a principled position. "I favor X as a policy but I'm not willing to overthrow the rules to get X."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:07 PM (llXky)

39 Soros/Baltimore AG Marilyn Mosby was just indicted for perjury

so that's interesting

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 13, 2022 05:07 PM (j9HX3)

40 Biden is all stronked out.

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (88xKn)

41 How have Collins, Coke Bear, or Boneless Pork Rectum not crossed the aisle on this?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (yQpMk)

42 I bet tomorrow there is a chance...

Posted by: Inogame at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (53oGX)

43 But it's OK, the media has lost its influence, I hear that here all the time.

I mean, other than filling the heads of most citizens with nonsense, of an increasingly pernicious and absurd nature, and simply not discussing important things actually happening.

As evidenced by November 2020. And panicking a dumbed down society for 2 years straight.

But other than that, the media's lost its influence.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (OTzUX)

44 She's got bigger balls than Romney, that's fer sure.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (llXky)

i'd let her cup mine to compare...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (8D42x)

45 If we ranked Senators on adherence to the job and allegiance to America, who in the GOP side would outrank Kinky Boots?

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (oWBc3)

46 422 A lurker... Seven cells .com will enter and fill a scrip for you. It's a little pricey, but legit product. Cheaper to buy the horsepaste from a farm supply store, but If you have someone who gets hinky about horse meds then we do what we must.



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Posted by: A Lurker at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (Q+UiE)

47 Sinema > McCain

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (OalnH)

48 How long before he challenges Putin to a push up contest?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (CYnTg)

49 Tend to agree this is just the other side's version of failure theater. They never had a chance at, or wanted this (likely uncon to boot) but, they think it revs up the TBs.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 13, 2022 05:07 PM (9KXDf)
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Dissenting view: The Dems have boxed themselves in by caving into the radical wing and are now reduced to launching human wave assaults against heavily fortified lines.

It's doomed to fail, but it's all they have left.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (llXky)

50 Feels like desperation to implement national changes to voting.

Like they're not confident of the cheat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (LvTSG)

51 Sinema should give McConnell one of her balls so they could both have one.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (vN+oL)

52 "Remember *ARIZONA* elected this person."

A Blue State.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 13, 2022 05:10 PM (jTmQV)

53 Ace was talking about dm's in the last thread so just carrying over for a second.

It made me realize that my personal written communication has declined in the exact inverse of the growth of the internet. Feels like the smart way to be.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2022 05:10 PM (X42kT)

54 38 I'll say, if she really supported it, I think she'd be in on destroying the filibuster. She's taking the hard way out here and I applaud her for it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:04 PM (KbCG3)
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She's actually asserting a principled position. "I favor X as a policy but I'm not willing to overthrow the rules to get X."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:07 PM (llXky)

Unless she's paying lip service to X. Either way, I'm good with it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:10 PM (KbCG3)

55 I think Sinema is done. She'll never win a Dem primary again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (xPl2J)

56 Sinema should give McConnell one of her balls so they could both have one.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (vN+oL)
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McConnell has never lacked the will to stand and fight. Guy is tough as nails. The issue is that what he finds important isn't what conservatives find important.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (llXky)

57 So Brandon wants to change how the vote are counted, eh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (OalnH)

58 Like I said in an earlier comment today, Joe's in outer space. He's got those X-Files eyes going on.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (W3VUu)

59 I dig Sinema's take. Moar please.

Posted by: observer at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (4Lv8g)

60 "Like they're not confident of the cheat."

They've been pushing stuff like this for many years, this is just the most outrageous, and federal, example.

They're authoritarian idiots, they have been and will continue to push such things, at state and federal levels, regardless of "the cheat".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (OTzUX)

61 Ok, who had "Biden paraphrases Stalin approvingly" in the "what stupid thing will Biden do today" pool?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

62 Both more conservative than 85 percent of the GOPe.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (GYllL)

63 Romney to announce he will vote to nuke it instead in 5...4....3....

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (OalnH)

64 If Sinema and Manchin hold firm, my respect for both will grow exponentially. Granted when you start around the size of a protozoa, that won't amount to much. But it sure is something.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (X42kT)

65 This administration is the epitome of a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (qTPJZ)

66 Hmm, so just calling her a garden-variety segregationist didn't work? Maybe if they called her "worse than Hitler"? Surely, that might do it. Worth a try at least.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (dYe5S)

67 >>She's actually asserting a principled position. "I favor X as a policy but I'm not willing to overthrow the rules to get X."

Or she's being a bit cute and being a politician and having it both ways.

Either way I don't care. Just don't blow up the filibuster and I'm good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)

68 Like I said in an earlier comment today, Joe's in outer space. He's got those X-Files eyes going on.

While I doubt Biden had gotten the clot shot, I am damn sure they are regularly injecting him with something...which may or may not be the blood of the innocent.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (ESjRY)

69 Unless she's paying lip service to X. Either way, I'm good with it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:10 PM (KbCG3)
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Both it and BBB are tremendously unpopular, so she's throwing a bone to her Dem constituents.

Thing is, she's also representing her state, which likes people who stick to their guns on certain things.

The other Dem is likely going to get toasted because he's just a Schumer toady, which Arizonans don't respect at all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (llXky)

70 My bet her holding fast on a key administration want like this means more senators quietly support that position but feel they can't say it aloud.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (s+u6b)

71 Sinema actually did what she said she'd do while campaigning. Be an independent voice. I'm kinda fucking shocked to be honest.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (OalnH)

72 Only if Democrats count the votes are elections fair.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (EpDzw)

73 Did he fart today? You can't stop a fart.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (fbHXO)

74
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Posted by: A Lurker at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (Q+UiE)



Injectable into muscle or into a vein?

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (AMIL/)

75 Ms Sinema, you can prove you are not rayciss if you have a televised make out session with Kim Klacik.

Just sayin....

Posted by: Some Moron at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (ESjRY)

76 Biden is all stronked out.
Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (88xKn)


I read that as "stroked" and got a little excited.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

77 > Let me point out that constantly asking the same question is activism

Like when the media kept asking Trump to denounce white supremacy, white supremacists, the Proud Boys, white supremacists, the 3%ers, white supremacists, and white supremacists again.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (VCz/u)

78 The driver of The Beast just needs to hit one speed-bump a wee bit too fast, and that POOPUS in the back will surely crumble into dust.

Fragile. He's just Humpty Dumpty, awaiting the fall.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (QzJWU)

79 The Democrats must disappoint their basket-case demographic daily.

Hodgkinson's machine gun wasn't just going to shoot itself.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (XHhHI)

80 Or she's being a bit cute and being a politician and having it both ways.

Either way I don't care. Just don't blow up the filibuster and I'm good.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think she's an interesting contrast with the French Davidians, whose """principles""" never give them a moment of inconvenience whatsoever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (llXky)

81 >> I dig Sinema's take.

I'd hit her.

Posted by: K. Noem at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (GYllL)

82 Feels like desperation to implement national changes to voting.

Like they're not confident of the cheat.

Cheating in cities can get you governors, senators, and electoral college votes, but not nearly as many representatives. and if every district outside the cities flips 30 points away from the commies, but the cities get stronger "turnout", it eventually gets to "insulting too many people's intelligence" territory.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (kOpft)

83 Look at the bios of a lot of the Foxnews reporters. You'll be surprised to know a lot of them came from left wing MSM organizations like WaPo, etc. I think they even picked up one from That webzine, The Atlantic.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (L9/32)

84 I think if Sinema gets primaries, she pulls a Coke Bear move and runs as an independent

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (9KXDf)

85 I like the fact that Sinema made the speech an hour before Biden arrived on the Hill to address the Democratic Caucus.

Posted by: WisRich at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (G0vdT)

86 Too bad she's not on the Supreme Court.
Willowed from below.
451 I have been informed that I no longer have a neurologist. The one I had "won't be back" because they don't have the "nurses to cover his office". The other two neurologists in our regional network, ( wholly owned subsidiary of Mayo Clinic) who treat MS are not taking new patients. I was very helpfully told I can travel to Casper WY, Billings MT or Denver CO for care.

When I asked when they would be getting another neurologist they said they weren't because no nurses.

Hopefully my oncologist will refill my prescriptions that aren't directly tied to the blood cancer I have. If not, welp. Thanks for nothing Supreme Court. My primary care already dumped me because I told her I wouldn't take the jab because my neurologist said it would be deadly for me. I have seen nothing since then to make me doubt that assessment.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (t9or1)

Posted by: Just Lily at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (t9or1)

87 "But I know one thing: As long as I have a breath in me, as long as I am in the White House, as long as I'm engaged at all...."

Posted by: m at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (Pk5po)

88 I rushed her because someone said Nood Sinema, and all I see if the "president."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (bkUtD)

89 76 Biden is all stronked out.
Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (88xKn)

I read that as "stroked" and got a little excited.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (Ez6QX)

Same here.

Posted by: Billy Squier at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (rF64X)

90 from previous thread
354 Biden's remarks on filibuster included this tidbit....

I'll be fighting "as long as I have a breath in me, as long as I'm in the White House, as long as I'm engaged at all".

how often is Biden engaged in anything other than ice cream and trying to stay awake long enough to make it to nap time these days?

So, probably not long.
That ought to stiffen the spine of his allies.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (fs1hN)

91 some staffer, instead of handing out a press release or statement, should hand out LD-1 forms (lobbying registration) and then LD-2 forms (quarter lobbying disclosure forms) to the journalists.

Posted by: DCPensFan at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (LLzuj)

92 What isn't anyone expanding the list to Tester. Get that fraud on the record.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (L9/32)

93 Sinema rejected the pressure to change her mind,
.......

So. What was she wearing?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

94 Tom Watson
@tomwatson
I'm not kidding about @kyrstensinema - it's all about race. If you're wondering what the "Sinema secret" is, that's it. Black people. There's no real mystery here. Plain old bigot. Occam's razor. The mask is off.

. . . .
To be blunt: @SenatorSinema chose her side - and that side is white supremacy. That's who she is. That's what defines her now.

-
She's gone full KKK/Nazi!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (FVME7)

95 If they don't ask them again about the vote tomorrow, well, at least (please dear Lord,) let Ace find us another Simple Minds hit.

Simple Minds - you won't believe how many hits they had!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (Mmq7w)

96 Biden "won" by 100K votes in 5 states. The senate is 50-50 and the Dems won the house by what, 6 seats?

And yet the Dems/MSM act as if it's 1937, the year after FDR won 65% of the vote and Dems had 75 seats in the senate.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (OalnH)

97 Well that is going to have Putin and Xi shaking in their boots.

Posted by: Weasel at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (0IeYL)

98 Gref, you inject it into a glass of orange juice and bottoms up.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (qTPJZ)

99 Re: Biden's eyes, shark's eyes, dolls' eyes- creepy, lifeless. Mike Wallace was the same.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (9KXDf)

100 Caught dressing up as a Klansman and going by the name of "Coonman" = not racist

Not voting to overturn the filibuster = racist

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (ESjRY)

101 Look at the bios of a lot of the Foxnews reporters. You'll be surprised to know a lot of them came from left wing MSM organizations like WaPo, etc. I think they even picked up one from That webzine, The Atlantic.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (L9/32)


I wouldn't be surprised, actually.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (Ez6QX)

102 Do you mean to tell me that the stronkiness magic of Barack and Billy Jeff weren't able to persuade them?

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (oiNtH)

103 Biden- It's who counts the vote !! I vow to make sure with my last breath that trunk loads of votes are counted even if simultaneous burst water pipes happen across the country.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (FCAbp)

104 They told me to never trust a fart
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (CYnTg)

105 If the Republicans had any balls, they should vote this down, and the second they got a majority in both houses and the presidency, they should nuke the filibuster and ram everything they want through and destroy everything Democrats love.

But 75% of Republican politicians are Democrats, so that won't happen.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (1mzvp)

106 Then it don't matter. I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Earpiece at January 13, 2022 05:16 PM (yQpMk)

107 Sinema actually did what she said she'd do while campaigning. Be an independent voice. I'm kinda fucking shocked to be honest.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:13 PM (OalnH)
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She is looking at a lifetime of power and influence if she plays her cards right. Look at all the dopes who toe'd the line and got crushed.

Being in the senate is a sweet gig and she figures she can outlast them all. So she's looking out for herself. Smart.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (llXky)

108 81 >> I dig Sinema's take.

I'd hit her.
Posted by: K. Noem at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (GYllL)

I'm down for struggle session ;P

Posted by: observer at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (4Lv8g)

109 83 Look at the bios of a lot of the Foxnews reporters. You'll be surprised to know a lot of them came from left wing MSM organizations like WaPo, etc. I think they even picked up one from That webzine, The Atlantic.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 05:14 PM (L9/32)

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They're all actors. Sometimes their script is angry conservative on Fox. Sometimes it's angry liberal on MSNBC. But they're all fucking actors, reading scripts.

For the life of me I can't understand why so many don't understand this.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (OalnH)

110 Here's the thing; we don't KNOW that Sinema isn't being told to do this so that the Dems can blame the Repubs for the lack of the voting steal. And the infrastructure steal.

They've got other reasons for not pushing them but if the filibuster was removed then they'd have not choice they would have to vote and vote yes and of course the puppet would sign it.

Just as some Repubs don't vote for something on instruction of the leadership cause they don't want it to pass and cause them trouble or whatever. Sinema is pretty well setup for now with her constituency and can take some hits. Especially if later she gets some really good deal from having held this up for the leadership. they owe her and she'll use that to get reelected. yeah I'm inclined to think this is on orders. Now Manchin? Manchin is trying to set up a power base I believe.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (ricI7)

111 She's gone full KKK/Nazi!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (FVME7)
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Dr Godwin, call your office!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (XHhHI)

112 >>I think she's an interesting contrast with the French Davidians, whose """principles""" never give them a moment of inconvenience whatsoever.

Absolutely. But I alway find it interesting that pols tend to be more mavericky the more purple or opposite their electorate.

It's easy to be a far left whack job like AOC when your base is far left whack jobs. I've never doubted Manchin was going to keep his word on the filibuster given that he comes from ruby red West Virginia appears to like his job or Sinema who represents a very purple state.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (ZLI7S)

113 Current democrats are like the chorus of kids at the back of the station wagon, yelling "Are we there yet?" every three minutes. Except the parents aren't even in the car, they have no plans on going anywhere, and the wagon belongs to a neighbor two doors down.

Posted by: red speck at January 13, 2022 05:17 PM (gS3OW)

114 Actually the Biden statement is dead on if delivered by Trump. The Left has more projection than a pumpkin toss contest on the moon.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:18 PM (FCAbp)

115 Stronk! Like Bull!!

Posted by: Uncle Palp's Scribe at January 13, 2022 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)

116 >>>76 Biden is all stronked out.
Posted by: dantesed


With all the yelling, he'll likely have a stronk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (bkUtD)

117 The SOTU in March ought to be off the hook with this doll-eyed imbecile. The whispering and shouting will be legendary.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (oiNtH)

118 FJB looks like a skull

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (lCui1)

119 Biden Now: It only matters who counts the votes

Biden Then: I have the best voter fraud machine in history

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (ESjRY)

120 Who is that Watson retard?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (CYnTg)

121 Stronk! Like Bull!!

Posted by: Uncle Palp's Scribe at January 13, 2022 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)
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Smart! Like Tractor!!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (llXky)

122 Liberals then: Old white people cause all our problems!

Liberals now: We need to give this one old white guy an enabling act so he can solve all our problems!

Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY)

123 Sinema rejected the pressure to change her mind, just as she's rejected it every single day for the past 365 days.

Very Trumpian election publicity technique.

They will be heroes unto the next generation.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (1Avgt)

124 The filibuster is kinda retarded and should go away. But it's the who goes first issue. So the way around that is nuke it, but the nuke only goes into effect in say 2027.

Or even better it goes into effect in 2027 but you only get to pass something with 51 votes once. Then in 2028, twice, then in 2029 it goes away fully.

Or something like that. Make it so that neither side gets a big advantage from it that the other side then doesn't, by being first.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (OalnH)

125 >>>Sinema actually did what she said she'd do while campaigning. Be an independent voice. I'm kinda fucking shocked to be honest.

Posted by: Joe XiDen


Honestly, she's probably better than any of the McCain, er, Arizona GOP would put up to run.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (bkUtD)

126 FJB looks like a skull
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 13, 2022 05:19 PM (lCui1)
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Doing his Courtney Cox impression?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (XHhHI)

127 Our President sounds like a hip cat who used to wear on onion on his belt.

Posted by: Abe Simpson at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (Hbf1j)

128 Ace is stronk like bull!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2022 05:20 PM (Q9lwr)

129 What's funny about Sinema is that her career in Arizona began by her being a leftist nut ball (Razorfist has a good video about her origins) and she's literally one of the only ones now that are trying to save the Democrats from themselves with regards to the filibuster.

Probably because unlike most everybody else in the Senate she wasn't working in government when Barry Manilow still had a career.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:21 PM (W3VUu)

130 Stronk! Like Bull!!

Posted by: Uncle Palp's Scribe at January 13, 2022 05:18 PM (ZSK0i)
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A whole heap of bull!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:21 PM (XHhHI)

131 I'm sure the Democrats have other, more widely popular bills they're going to move forward with now? Right? Right?

LOLGF-- this was their entire 2022 agenda.

Expect social issues to go into overdrive, e.g. racism and abortion.

Posted by: Well at January 13, 2022 05:21 PM (ONIHj)

132 This years caskets have classic streamlined design. They look terrific in cherry walnut with a brass trim.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 13, 2022 05:22 PM (44ww/)

133 118 FJB looks like a skull
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
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Skulls are going to be a new fashion trend.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:22 PM (1Avgt)

134 I ordered Durvet 5omL injectable 1% solution. Paid about 60$ including shipping from Tractor Supply. Thank you Horde for the info and links for dosage. Tha t should be enough for a treatment i would think.

Posted by: A Lurker at January 13, 2022 05:08 PM (Q+UiE)



Injectable into muscle or into a vein?


I read that you measure out the dosage according to weight and put it in something to drink. If i am wrong please let me know.

Posted by: A Lurker at January 13, 2022 05:22 PM (Q+UiE)

135 Filbertius. Sturfilibe. Turbefilis. Sfilibrute.

Posted by: Check Out gp's Rehoboth Beach Tan! at January 13, 2022 05:22 PM (qpX6U)

136 Everybody that isn't a left wing Democrat knows that this attempt to federalize elections is an attempt to keep Democrats in power forever.But they'll use racism! Racism! Racism! all the time. A while back there was a video of some person asking blacks if they were unable to get ID. They all said that they could get ID and had ID and knew whereto get it, and a number of them mentioned that it was racist to think that they could not. The bigotry of low expectations .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2022 05:22 PM (k49Sx)

137 Below, the raging, impotent, angry, senile old imbecile Biden admits his "voting rights" effort is dead -- he admits the effort failed, and says he'll try again in the future -- then yells a lot to show he's still got Stronk.

Old Man Yells at Cloud

Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (qAR6u)

138 A day doesn't go past without me wishing Sundowner strokes out.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (2JoB8)

139 Ace is stronk like bull!

Ace wants to stonk you......but not on a gay way. But like a Viking.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (Hbf1j)

140 Joe shoe have given credit where credit is due.
Plagiarizing again.

Is not who votes, is who counts votes!

Posted by: Joe Stalin at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (WmGrA)

141 I'm sure the Democrats have other, more widely popular bills they're going to move forward with now? Right? Right?

LOLGF-- this was their entire 2022 agenda.

Expect social issues to go into overdrive, e.g. racism and abortion.
Posted by: Well at January 13, 2022 05:21 PM (ONIHj)
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They want to nuke the filibuster again for the America's My Prison Bitch Act.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (XHhHI)

142 >>
Honestly, she's probably better than any of the McCain, er, Arizona GOP would put up to run.


AZ needs to get rid of that chrome domed fucktard Kelly. I don't care about Sinema.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (GYllL)

143 WaPo Calls Biden Claim He Was Arrested During Civil Rights March "4-Star Whopper Of A Lie"

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Well, now I don't know what to do. Either WaPo or Biden is telling the truth!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (FVME7)

144 National Socialism Today, National Socialism Tomorrow, National Socialism FOREVER.

Don't worry, we'll get some real wicked awesome looking boots!

Posted by: The Dem platform at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (ESjRY)

145 Accountable Care Organizations- a blessing of Obamacare!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (t3/qz)

146 shoe = should.

Who am I Khrushchev?

Posted by: Joe Stalin at January 13, 2022 05:23 PM (WmGrA)

147 >>AZ needs to get rid of that chrome domed fucktard Kelly. I don't care about Sinema.
Posted by: Capital Eff


Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

148 >>>she's literally one of the only ones now that are trying to save the Democrats
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She's not trying to save the Democrats, she's auditioning for a lifetime job.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (1Avgt)

149 Either Sinema has her own election funding apparatus, independent of the party, or it's Dem Failure Theater.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (tMeC9)

150 Sinema and Manchin have said approximately one hundred times each that they're not voting to get rid of the filibuster ...

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BREAKING: FBI Goons, Led by Future Dictator Harris, Arrest Sinema and Manchin on 100 Charges Each of Seditious Conspiracy. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (YjzW1)

151 AZ needs to get rid of that chrome domed fucktard Kelly. I don't care about Sinema.

****

This.
I had to listen to Sarah Brady drag her husband around for decades yelling about getting rid of guns and I have no desire to hear this ball headed scrunt drag his barely functioning wife around for the same cause for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (W3VUu)

152 Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

Who is he?

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (88xKn)

153 Anybody who is against me is a racist white supremacist! If you aren't with me you ain't black
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (CYnTg)

154 Nuking the 60-vote threshold would dramatically reduce the overall power of every senator. This is why it's never had much of a chance, and the effort to change it goes way back, peaks every so often. Sinema and Manchin both are politically positioned where it helps them - or at least not taking their current position could hurt them, in their own states - but there are almost certainly many "free votes" against, hiding in the Dem caucus, that are not needed thanks to them.

But the Dem side barely even corresponds to the normal and historical pattern any longer, a truly weird and frightening thing.

When Obama spit in the Senate's face with recess appointment fuckery, it took a GOP lawsuit to address the issue. Unthinkable until that point - any such behavior by a previous WH would have been smacked down by a unified Senate, in hours. The unstated but key element of the various powers jealously guarding their prerogatives, so important to the divided power model, has simply vanished among many Dems.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (OTzUX)

155 Punchy is at the dementia stage that he remembers vaguely the issues, after all, he's been in politics all his adult life. And, when prepped, he can regurgitate with passion (or old man rage) the issues that he's heard the last 20 years...but he goes off on dementia tangents - making it weird and unhelpful. His demeanor is that of a mental patient that knows he doesn't want the meds - has good, rehearsed reasons why his doesn't want the meds - but when ordered to take them for his own good, flips out like the loon he actually is, reveling why he is in the loony bin he belongs.

Posted by: Boswell at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (5iUNf)

156 Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Call me for a clue.

Posted by: Dom Minyun at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (WmGrA)

157 >>>Who is he?
Posted by: dantesed


mark Kelly, moonbat husband of the congresscritter who was shot in AZ a few years ago.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (bkUtD)

158 Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (bkUtD)
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There is a contingent of idiots in AZ.
I here he's having a rough time.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:25 PM (1Avgt)

159
Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

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Uh yeah, neither do we. Total mystery dude.
- Dominion

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:26 PM (OalnH)

160 Sinema will do fine in a Dem Primary for AZ senate when it comes. She doesn't have much to worry about, really. Super nutso wing of AZ Dem party, once you get up to the level of primary voters, is less than 40% (roughly calculated as Bernie voters + Warren voters).

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 13, 2022 05:26 PM (dYe5S)

161 Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (bkUtD)

AZ election shengians. And Martha McSally, who lost *twice*.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 13, 2022 05:26 PM (Rl7KJ)

162 LOLGF-- this was their entire 2022 agenda.

Expect social issues to go into overdrive, e.g. racism and abortion.

Posted by: Well at January 13, 2022 05:21 PM (ONIHj)
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The inside story is (take this for what it's worth) that the lesser bloated bill ('bipartisan infrastructure') was being held up because the radical left wanted 'election reform' and BBB as well.

With the whole agenda stalled, a dozen GOP reps pushed the infrastructure bill through the House and it sailed through the Senate. Ace (and everybody else) denounced this is treason, but the political types insist that it was 4d chess because the left got *nothing* and also lost its leverage.

We still don't have a full-year budget, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:26 PM (llXky)

163 Jane, if you're here - I just saw your comment on the last thread that your son was doing much better. I'm very glad.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2022 05:26 PM (wyw4S)

164 Haven't seen anyone clue in on this at the national level, but another big Dem failure dropped today:

Baltimore City States Attorney Marilyn Moseby indicted on Federal charges for perjury and lying on a loan application.

Yes, they are financial charges, but that's how they got John Dillinger....

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 13, 2022 05:26 PM (DkHo+)

165 A day doesn't go past without me wishing Sundowner strokes out.
Posted by: Skip

Don't wish ill on anyone, don't waste your energy that way.

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (arJlL)

166 Mark Kelly had the good fortune of running against Martha McSally.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (xPl2J)

167 Gubs ah bah.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

168 Mark Kelly should be shot into space...

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (CYnTg)

169 She's not trying to save the Democrats, she's auditioning for a lifetime job.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (1Avgt)
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Tomayto, Tomahto.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (XHhHI)

170 They all said that they could get ID and had ID and knew whereto get it, and a number of them mentioned that it was racist to think that they could not. The bigotry of low expectations .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

This. Something that I've asked some of my liberal retarded relatives....If a person living in a cold water shack with no ID, birth certificate, etc. played the Powerball and won they would have to show picture ID to receive their winnings. Do you think that they wouldn't move heaven, hell and earth to get an ID to cash in? Blank stares is what I receive and then the inevitable...but, but....

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (oiNtH)

171 I have to think that Martha McSally is an enemy agent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

172 Mark Kelly should be shot into space...
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (CYnTg)
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He's a damn fine keyboardist!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (XHhHI)

173 Gubs ah bah.
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

???

Posted by: Corky at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

174 Different subject but Psaki said that employers should continue with their vax mandates ? I didn't hear her anyone else ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (TdaKq)

175 Baltimore should save time by just going ahead and taking mug shots and fingerprinting everyone who gets elected there.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (W3VUu)

176 We [Twitchy] don't know who blue-check consultant and professor Tom Watson is, but he's exposing the "Sinema secret" - she's a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (FVME7)

177 AZ became a blue state the exact same way that CA did. Motor-voter, massive illegal immigration, massive fraud.
Add to that, no judicial help with any of these issues.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (jTmQV)

178 Oathkeepers' sedition charge handed out because -

a) these guys engaged in seditious behavior
b) need to have a sedition charge in order to give Jan6 talking point as cover
c) they really are government agents/informants and DOJ needs to keep a lid on it (can't talk about ongoing investigation)
d) b & c
e) Garland gives no f's

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (fs1hN)

179 >>Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.

Beats us too?

Posted by: Dominion at January 13, 2022 05:29 PM (GYllL)

180 "because the left got *nothing* and also lost its leverage."

They still got $1T of bullshit "infrastructure" spending which is nothing but money for subways in NYC, high speed trains in CA and other left wing initiatives. Not a mile of new highway will be built.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:29 PM (OalnH)

181 175 Baltimore should save time by just going ahead and taking mug shots and fingerprinting everyone who gets elected there.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (W3VUu)

You are not wrong......

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 13, 2022 05:29 PM (DkHo+)

182 Doug Douche appointing McSally to the AZ Senate seat and setting her up for another loss is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 13, 2022 05:29 PM (xPl2J)

183 173 Gubs ah bah.
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

???
Posted by: Corky at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (v0R5T)

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It'll come to you.

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:29 PM (U1eOr)

184 174 Different subject but Psaki said that employers should continue with their vax mandates ? I didn't hear her anyone else ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (TdaKq)

__

I'm old enough to remember when scotus's word was etched in stone as SETTLED LAW. That is so 2015 I guess, huh?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 13, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH)

185 A Lurker, you DO NOT under any circumstances inject that ivermectin.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 05:30 PM (qTPJZ)

186 >>Mark Kelly should be shot into space...

Eight...

Seven...

Ground Control to Major Douche

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 05:30 PM (a76tr)

187 Dillinger was gunned down at the Biograph Theater.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (1Avgt)

188 A man who has Stronk does not need to yell "Look at all my Stronk!"

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Out: "Hey little girl, look at my Junk!"
In: "Hey little girl, look at my Stronk!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (YjzW1)

189 Oathkeepers' sedition charge handed out because -

b) need to have a sedition charge in order to give Jan6 talking point as cover


That one. It really burned them whenever someone said, "It's not insurrection if nobody's been charged for insurrection. All I see are trespassing and parading charges."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (VCz/u)

190 Somebody ain't happy.

And did he say "who count the vote?"

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (3vfZn)

191 One thing the Dems have not grasped is that some people - *coughs self-consciously* - respond to pressure by digging in their heels.

Not that I know anyone like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (5G/3e)

192 >>>AZ election shengians. And Martha McSally, who lost *twice*.
Posted by: Thrawn

I can't wait for her to run again. It'll be high-larious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (bkUtD)

193 Ahh. Naow uh geddit.

Posted by: Corky at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

194 182 Doug Douche appointing McSally to the AZ Senate seat and setting her up for another loss is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Mark1971

I think he had eyes on that seat and wanted McSally to lose again on that short term seat. Course, his profile in non-courage during the 2020 election pretty much put the kibosh on that.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (dCGWj)

195 174 Different subject but Psaki said that employers should continue with their vax mandates ? I didn't hear her anyone else ?
Posted by: It's me donna


sure they will. it's only all liability all the time. their boards will have to become butlers to the vax injured and homey ain't giving jeeves no days off.

Posted by: x at January 13, 2022 05:32 PM (oA+QO)

196 187 Dillinger was gunned down at the Biograph Theater.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:31 PM (1Avgt)

You are correct, meant Capone....

Mind is working through 3rd Bourbon.....

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 13, 2022 05:32 PM (DkHo+)

197 185 A Lurker, you DO NOT under any circumstances inject that ivermectin.
Posted by: Ben Had
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How many times must this be said?

Is this why they keep asking Sinema if she likes toast?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:32 PM (1Avgt)

198 I saw Chrome Dome Kelly open for Dash Rip Rock at the Ventura Music Factory in '96.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2022 05:32 PM (44ww/)

199 We still don't have a full-year budget, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Dems have no intentions to pass one. Omnibus is better for grafting and greeding.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (dCGWj)

200 174 Different subject but Psaki said that employers should continue with their vax mandates ? I didn't hear her anyone else ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (TdaKq)
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Psaki: "How many divisions does the Supreme Court have?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (5G/3e)

201 175 Baltimore should save time by just going ahead and taking mug shots and fingerprinting everyone who gets elected there.
Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:28 PM (W3VUu)

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What you're saying is true. However, it seems that Baltimore Democrats are the only ones who ever get jammed up for their shenanigans. Ilhan Nur? no. Hillary? no. Cuomo? no.

I'm starting to wonder why Baltimore dems are treated this way when everyone else walks.

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (U1eOr)

202 > And did he say "who count the vote?"

Everyone's focusing on Grandpa Joe being angry again. I'm more interested in his contention that whoever counts the votes decides the winner.

Seems to me he agrees with Stalin and our elections aren't the safest, most secure EVAR.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (VCz/u)

203 Ay Mmark. Iz Gabbay uh screammuh?

Posted by: Corky at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (v0R5T)

204 I've been wondering when the January 6th committee was going to come out with their first sedition charge.

Because they're that stupid.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (W3VUu)

205 Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:24 PM (bkUtD)
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Sympathy vote because of the wife.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (0TVNF)

206 > some people - *coughs self-consciously* - respond to pressure by digging in their heels.

Mitch McConnell on the other hand, you just grab him by his throat labia and he trots right after you.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (VCz/u)

207 Most choose the strong horse. A few choose the weak horse. Nobody chooses the retarded horse.

Posted by: Ahmed bin Al Ahmed Ramalamadingdong at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (sWM8x)

208 What an angry, stupid, demented, authoritarian jackass.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (OsDR6)

209 Dillinger was gunned down at the Biograph Theater.

Posted by: Braenyard

If he'd waited until today and robbed banks in NYC, he'd have been fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (FVME7)

210 Style guide ruling!

Shouldn't all references to Tom Watson be prefaced with "the irrelevant"?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (XHhHI)

211 Question: does Schumer still hold vote to abolish/ careful the filibuster?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (3vfZn)

212 Mind is working through 3rd Bourbon.....
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 13, 2022 05:32 PM (DkHo+)

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First martini here. Damn fine drink.

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (U1eOr)

213 173 Gubs ah bah.
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at January 13, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)
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She should be F. Joe Biden's press secretary. She already speaks his language.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (5G/3e)

214 You have the right to have your vote counted no matter how many times you vote!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (t3/qz)

215 > Dillinger was gunned down at the Biograph Theater.

Damn woman in red.

Posted by: Zombie Dillinger at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (VCz/u)

216 Baltimore City State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby indicted and is now facing federal charges of perjury and making a false statement on a loan application.

https://tinyurl.com/3x6f46kt

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (NpAcC)

217 And did he say "who count the vote?"
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He's working his way through 30 Days to Ebonics.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (XHhHI)

218 I'm starting to wonder why Baltimore dems are treated this way when everyone else walks.
Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (U1eOr)
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Kwame Kilpatrick and a buttload of Illinois governors would beg to differ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (5G/3e)

219 She should be F. Joe Biden's press secretary. She already speaks his language.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (5G/3e)

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She probably enjoys pudding too.

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (U1eOr)

220 Congrats out again to Stephen Hayes, David French and Fatso Goldberg for their excellent choice of POTUS

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (OsDR6)

221 > Nobody chooses the retarded horse.

We're right here.

Posted by: AOC voters at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (VCz/u)

222 Question: does Schumer still hold vote to abolish/ careful the filibuster?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


Once you are riding the tiger, you can't climb off.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (tMeC9)

223 Dems have no intentions to pass one. Omnibus is better for grafting and greeding.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (dCGWj)
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Their core constituency is the civil service, and they operate on annual budget cycles. Doesn't matter if its omnibus or 'regular order,' the fact that the Dems control both chambers and the presidency and can't even get a budget in place on time is hurting them as well.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:37 PM (llXky)

224 Being irreverent > being irrelevant

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2022 05:37 PM (44ww/)

225 217 And did he say "who count the vote?"
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He's working his way through 30 Days to Ebonics.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:36 PM (XHhHI)
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He BE working his way ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:37 PM (G6Pml)

226 Mitch McConnell on the other hand, you just grab him by his throat labia and he trots right after you.

Posted by: bonhomme

Mitch does that because his corporate funders want him to do that. Same as Federalist Society--they care about corporate class liberties, not that of the people.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 05:37 PM (dCGWj)

227 Count Vote who?

Posted by: Angry Dementia Joe at January 13, 2022 05:37 PM (VCz/u)

228 She should be F. Joe Biden's press secretary.


Ah nee dah job lie ah ho in mah heh.

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at January 13, 2022 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

229 Nobody chooses the retarded horse.

We're right here.
Posted by: AOC voters

horse, not whore you dumbasses

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:38 PM (IJES/)

230 Gref, you inject it into a glass of orange juice and bottoms up.

We use grape juice but same technique. Both of us started feeling like a cold (or something) was coming on last week. Took the same dose for three consecutive days and the cold never materialized. Symptom free now.

Posted by: Agitator at January 13, 2022 05:38 PM (pVjpT)

231 Count we much

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:38 PM (U1eOr)

232 First martini here. Damn fine drink.
Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (U1eOr)

Probably ought to save this for the Food Thread, but it's bourbon, ice, bitters, stir with finger....

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (DkHo+)

233
And did he say "who count the vote?"

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


You know who else said it was about who counts the votes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (63Dwl)

234 She should be F. Joe Biden's press secretary. She already speaks his language.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:35 PM (5G/3e)


Just Joe made some sort of joke about the two of them being in the "cracked head" club.

Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

235 135- Put on your old grey bonnet with the blue ribbon on it and we'll hitch old Dober to the shay.

Posted by: bugs bunny at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (33kEg)

236 205 Now HE is completely awful. No idea how he was elected.

***

He decided to follow the John Glenn model.
That's where you're one of a small group of some of the luckiest and talented individuals in the history of mankind who actually get to leave the Earth and go into space.

And rather than count your blessings and try to help others along that same path you decide to parlay that notoriety into running for elected office so you can stick your snout in the money trough and be a shitheel politician with a price tag on your back while reminding everyone you were an astronaut.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (W3VUu)

237 Injectable into muscle or into a vein?

I read that you measure out the dosage according to weight and put it in something to drink. If i am wrong please let me know.
Posted by: A Lurker

Late to the party so excuse me if this has been answered:

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Not injectable for humans!

Ann Barnhardt for dosing suggestions -
https://is.gd/eHL7Se

Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mD/uy)

238 >>And did he say "who count the vote?"


Resist we much!

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 05:40 PM (a76tr)

239 Mitch McConnell on the other hand, you just grab him by his throat labia and he trots right after you.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:34 PM (VCz/u)
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Not even close. McConnell will fight like a cornered rat when its in his interest to do so.

And when he does, he's quite effect. Just because his interests aren't what you think they should be doesn't make him a coward, it merely indicates who's the mark in this particular scenario.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:40 PM (llXky)

240 I needed good news today and this and SCOTUS does the trick.

Posted by: mpfs, WTF is NFT? at January 13, 2022 05:40 PM (79p/O)

241 "as long as I have a breath left in me"


Did you just skip to triple-dog dare?

Posted by: Grim Reaper at January 13, 2022 05:40 PM (FJYfm)

242 I wonder what Sinema plans to do with the filibuster.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:40 PM (t3/qz)

243 Shouldn't all references to Tom Watson be prefaced with "the irrelevant"?
Posted by: Axeman

Hey, he's opening The Masters this year!

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 13, 2022 05:40 PM (WmGrA)

244 >>>Sympathy vote because of the wife.
Posted by: IrishEi

Good point. Sad what she went through, but her husband is a clown.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (bkUtD)

245 Wonder if Gabs got the steel plate like Joe.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

246 A man who has Stronk does not need to yell "Look at all my Stronk!"



Maybe he's got covid-nose blocking it?
Or little girls hair perfume?

Posted by: DaveA at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (FhXTo)

247 Biden looks like Purdue Pete . Purdues creepy mascot.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (sT5bL)

248 >>>And rather than count your blessings and try to help others along that same path you decide to parlay that notoriety into running for elected office so you can stick your snout in the money trough and be a shitheel politician with a price tag on your back while reminding everyone you were an astronaut.
Posted by: Azathoth a
-----------------------

Says something about NASA's HR department.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (1Avgt)

249 Count Vote was on SCTV. Or was it Sesame Street?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

250 >> Injectable into muscle or into a vein?


Your eye. Inject into your eye.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (a76tr)

251 247 Never understood why that chicken company got a school named after it
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (CYnTg)

252 I thought it was incitement to insurrection to talk like this about our elections.

Isn't there a special task force set up by the DOJ to look into extremist lunatics like this guy.

Posted by: Thatch at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (sjsTm)

253 I don't know if Dems yet realize what they're doing. They're burning political capital like crazy with no return. Every time they stage a major campaign and lose, they are weakening the progressive power front. They gain power by getting people to bend the knee and it's not working.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (7MBHe)

254 > And when he does, he's quite effect. Just because his interests aren't what you think they should be doesn't make him a coward, it merely indicates who's the mark in this particular scenario.

I didn't say he was a coward. I said you need to grab his neck pussy to control him.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (VCz/u)

255 Your eye. Inject into your eye.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (a76tr)


But I just had it tattooed!

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (mbFEM)

256 If I'm not mistaken, Stormy Daniels had to present her Stronk passport before they would let her back into the country.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (OI+lC)

257 They wasted my money sending a commie in to space and then bringing him back.

Posted by: klaftern at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (taPSh)

258 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)
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No one would've guessed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (tO55R)

259 258 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)
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Too bad they forgot to but the brain back

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 05:43 PM (TdaKq)

260 My boss has dementia. I notice his inability to crisply pronounce words any more. Biden has the same slurry-sludge in his speech as well - even hopped up on enough amphetamines to out-jitterbug the world.
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 13, 2022 05:05 PM (vkS2Z)

We have a family member going through dementia now. She's entering late-stage. My girlfriend calls her every day and knows one day soon her mother won't know who she is. It's very hard. The bad news for the country is Biden is going through the same thing and he has access to nuclear launch codes and the constitutional authority to use them. I can't imagine the convolutions they go through at the Pentagon to ensure they're receiving rational orders from the White House.

Posted by: troyriser at January 13, 2022 05:43 PM (+UKMq)

261 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)

Were they taking stuff out?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 13, 2022 05:43 PM (lCui1)

262 I agree with prohibiting gerrymandering. Districts should be as close to square as possible with exceptions for following a state/ county border or body of water.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (t3/qz)

263 I can't imagine the convolutions they go through at the Pentagon to ensure they're receiving rational orders from the White House.

Posted by: troyriser at January 13, 2022 05:43 PM (+UKMq)
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We've got a direct line to Beijing. Taken care of.

Posted by: Top Men at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (llXky)

264 Sad what she went through, but her husband is a clown.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (bkUtD)
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That he is. Amazes me that an astronaut can be so stupid. Big childhood bubble burst on that one.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (0TVNF)

265 Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.


I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

266 "as long as I have a breath left in me"
----------------

Kamala gives a cryptic Mona Lisa-esque smile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (tO55R)

267 Isn't there a special task force set up by the DOJ to look into extremist lunatics like this guy.
Posted by: Thatch at January 13, 2022 05:42 PM (sjsTm)


No. They exist to intimidate people who don't think he's up to the task.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (mbFEM)

268 Even Dickless Turdbin is running away from Puddin's blood libels of yesterday. If any elected dims are sentient creatures, that should get their attention.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (sWM8x)

269 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)
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No one would've guessed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

they lanced a boil on his ass? no wonder he's so stupid, the puss filled boil was his operating system.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (IJES/)

270 Well, there was John Glenn....

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (CYnTg)

271 Amazes me that an astronaut can be so stupid.


He was a "Mission Specialist" not a pilot. He was basically cargo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

272 258 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)
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Now THAT was a very thorough search indeed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (tO55R)

273 > I can't imagine the convolutions they go through at the Pentagon to ensure they're receiving rational orders from the White House.

Easy. If it's from Joe, ignore it.

Ron Klain? Hop to it.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (VCz/u)

274 Joe wouldn't nuke China, Florida yes but not China...

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (CYnTg)

275 263 I can't imagine the convolutions they go through at the Pentagon to ensure they're receiving rational orders from the White House.

None.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:46 PM (t3/qz)

276 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk)



The Left believes he's Harry Potter.

Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2022 05:46 PM (FJYfm)

277 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk)
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Mooch packs quite a wallop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:46 PM (tO55R)

278 250 >> Injectable into muscle or into a vein?


Your eye. Inject into your eye.


keep those eyes open!

Posted by: Asimov Solynsen at January 13, 2022 05:46 PM (8kMmX)

279 Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (W3VU

I bet Buzz Aldrin would like to punch him in the throat.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (FCAbp)

280 Sinema should wear a pair of over the knee go-go boots that say, "Stop asking about the filibuter. Still a no."

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (ufFY8)

281 Remember when trump ordered the DOD to pull all of the troops out of syria. The DOD lied and said they did, then laughed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (t3/qz)

282 He actually quoted Stalin. Great googly moogly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

283 Just because his [McConnell] interests aren't what you think they should be doesn't make him a coward, it merely indicates who's the mark in this particular scenario.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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On the money

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (1Avgt)

284 Well, there was John Glenn....
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (CYnTg)
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True.

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He was a "Mission Specialist" not a pilot. He was basically cargo.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)
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Ah hah!

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (0TVNF)

285 I can't imagine the convolutions they go through at the Pentagon to ensure they're receiving rational orders from the White House.

Based on 2020, I would assume they just make up whatever orders suit them.

Posted by: Methos at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (kOpft)

286 One good thing that came out of AZ this past year is the reordering of voting districts. Basically carved out conservative areas from the Injuns in Apache and Navajo counties. Maricopa as well.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (GYllL)

287 Ivermectin must be taken rectally.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (t3/qz)

288 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

Slipped on the bathhouse floor.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:48 PM (FCAbp)

289 This guy has a good point:

one way you can tell none of the rulers of the USA give a damn about us is that they rarely even mention that there is an entire industry with organized call centers in India devoted purely to stealing money from elderly people in America, much less try to stop it

https://bit.ly/3qnTuXo

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (VCz/u)

290 264 Sad what she went through, but her husband is a clown.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 13, 2022 05:41 PM (bkUtD)
~~~~~

That he is. Amazes me that an astronaut can be so stupid. Big childhood bubble burst on that one.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (0TVNF)


Some astronauts are the nicest people you'd ever hope to meet. Some are total assholes. All are very intelligent. Their common sense varies.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (AMIL/)

291 Just Lily,
I'm so sorry you have to go through this. I have MS and I know what it's like to work through the system.


It sucks.

Posted by: mpfs, WTF is NFT? at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (79p/O)

292 Hard to believe I'm proud of my Dem Senator, but I am. She is not only hanging tough, she's acting like everything just rolls off of her. That drives them mad, which is wonderful.

She says an obvious thing, that a 50-50 Senate means a mandate to work with the opposing side to get things done cooperatively, and her side is not only not listening, it's pretending the point does not and cannot exist.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (PQ4Fz)

293 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk

Voldemort should have finished the job.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (NlA07)

294 Well, there was John Glenn....
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (CYnTg)
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Show some respect until his funeral is done!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (XHhHI)

295 Ivermectin must be taken rectally.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

via BBC

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:50 PM (IJES/)

296 Saw an ad for the new Halo show on Paramount +. All females and diverse people and a tiny it of Master Chief. It's going to blow like everything else from Paramount+

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:50 PM (CYnTg)

297 She says an obvious thing, that a 50-50 Senate means a mandate to work with the opposing side to get things done cooperatively, and her side is not only not listening, it's pretending the point does not and cannot exist.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (PQ4Fz)
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Thou shalt not bargain with terrorists.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 05:50 PM (XHhHI)

298 295 Ivermectin must be taken rectally.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

via BBC
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:50 PM

What does English state-run television have to do with it?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (rF64X)

299 ~~~~~

That he is. Amazes me that an astronaut can be so stupid. Big childhood bubble burst on that one.
Posted by: IrishEi
----------------

It's not as complicated as it was at first.
Now, they have the luxury of sending political posers along for the ride.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (1Avgt)

300 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)
.......

Nurse must have left a sponge in there or something.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (v0R5T)

301 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk

Voldemort should have finished the job.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 05:49 PM (NlA07)
---
Been there.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (XHhHI)

302 Babylon Bee predicts 2022 MSM headlines.

The vaccine didn't work. Here's why that's actually a good thing. Most greenhouse gasses are produced by people complaining about high gas prices. Rand Paul only criticizes Fauci because he can't date him. Climate change is inflicting the equivalent of twelve January 6ths on our democracy every day. Inflation actually reverses climate change. The skyrocketing crime rate is the fault of the unvaccinate.

More: https://bit.ly/3zURdpA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (FVME7)

303 98 Gref, you inject it into a glass of orange juice and bottoms up.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 05:15 PM (qTPJZ)


Thanks. I do not plan to take it, but I was curious about how humans take it. How is it given to horses?

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

304 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk)

Slipped on the bathhouse floor.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:48 PM (FCAbp)


Told Frank Marshall Davis no beejer that day.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (VCz/u)

305 Forget this voting rights bill. In the long term, keeping the filibuster helps the Dems much more than the Reps. From 1995 to today (27 years) the Dems have had the majority in the Senate for 4 years: Jan 2007 to Jan 2011 and had a tie with the VP as tie-breaker for 2 years: from 2021 to present. The rest of the time 1995 to 2006 and 2011 to 2021 (21 years) the Reps had less than filibuster proof majorities. Unless they plan to make Brooklyn, D.C., and Puerto Rico states.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 13, 2022 05:52 PM (vN+oL)

306 Posted by: Just Lily at January 13, 2022 05:09 PM (t9or1)

Hugs, Lily, and prayers

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 13, 2022 05:52 PM (lCui1)

307 via BBC
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:50 PM (IJES/)

Biometric Ball Cone ?

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:52 PM (FCAbp)

308 I'm starting to wonder why Baltimore dems are treated this way when everyone else walks.
Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 05:33 PM (U1eOr)

Because the Dems in Baltimore are extra stupid with an extra stupid cherry on top?

They keep electing female mayors and they keep having to indict them. They need to change their strategy. I think that it's maybe at the precinct level you can get away with anything right out in the open. More so than any other city. But when you get elected Mayor, that changes cuz now you have newsies from the rest of the country looking to upset your applecart so some one else they want or have been paid to want to get the job goes after them. The last two mayors were running an obvious grift that a 3 year old could see. So they couldn't hide that and had to indict.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (ricI7)

309 Slipped on the bathhouse floor.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:48 PM (FCAbp)
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And God knows that must be REALLY slippery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (X6HIX)

310 That he is. Amazes me that an astronaut can be so stupid. Big childhood bubble burst on that one.
Posted by: IrishEi

Umm, they had one female astronaut wear depends and go on a long trip to attack her female rival over an ex.

Answer is who is Lisa Nowak.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (dCGWj)

311 Imagine what it must be like for black guys that are only average size or less....

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (CYnTg)

312 I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:44 PM (yQpMk)
-----------------
Mooch packs quite a wallop.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:46 PM (tO55R)
.......

She can really swing that iron skillet.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)

313 What does English state-run television have to do with it?
Posted by: Insomniac

you should totes ddg image search it.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (IJES/)

314 He was a "Mission Specialist" not a pilot. He was basically cargo.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)

He was part of an experiment with his twin brother who stayed on earth. NASA compared bio-physio stats between the two when space Kelly made it back down. Turns out Space Kelly aged just a little bit slower than Earth Kelly. NASA also found a worm like parasite wrapped around Space Kelly's cerebral cortex.

Posted by: observer at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (4Lv8g)

315 Sinema for President!

Ok, just kidding. Going for the laugh, then the hmmm...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (6YtiN)

316 They keep electing female mayors and they keep having to indict them. They need to change their strategy. I think that it's maybe at the precinct level you can get away with anything right out in the open. More so than any other city. But when you get elected Mayor, that changes cuz now you have newsies from the rest of the country looking to upset your applecart so some one else they want or have been paid to want to get the job goes after them. The last two mayors were running an obvious grift that a 3 year old could see. So they couldn't hide that and had to indict.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (ricI7)
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Racism straight up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:54 PM (X6HIX)

317 >>> 282 He actually quoted Stalin. Great googly moogly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2022 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

*swoons*

Stalin is a Great Hero of the People, Comrade!

Posted by: Nellie Ohr at January 13, 2022 05:54 PM (llON8)

318 >>Imagine what it must be like for black guys that are only average size or less..


I can't.

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at January 13, 2022 05:54 PM (a76tr)

319 Imagine what it must be like for black guys that are only average size or less....
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (CYnTg)

They identify as Asian.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:55 PM (FCAbp)

320 I bet Buzz Aldrin would like to punch him in the throat.

***

I didn't like John Glenn when I was a kid. To me he gave up one of the most amazing and singular career fields in the history of mankind to be a politician.

Alan Shepard got stuffed in a Mercury capsule bolted to the top of a Redstone ICBM in 1961 and went into space. 10 years later in 1971, he walked on the moon.

Glenn gets his chance in the Mercury program and since he was already pissy with Shepard and the other astronauts concerning their running around on their wives, he decides to head off for the money trough while claiming he's taking one for the team by fighting for the space program in Congress.

He capped off his career by trading his vote and support for another trip into space before he died courtesy of Slick Willie and his Amazing Favor Machine.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 13, 2022 05:55 PM (W3VUu)

321 @171

>>I have to think that Martha McSally is an enemy agent.

On paper, she is the perfect candidate and yet Arizona seems to generally loathe her.

It is interesting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 05:55 PM (lTtXP)

322 Imagine what it must be like for black guys that are only average size or less....
Posted by: steevy

would that be average white cock or awc?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 05:55 PM (IJES/)

323 Ben Had!

Thank You!!!

Check your email.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 13, 2022 05:56 PM (/i32d)

324 Gref, in a paste, orally.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 05:57 PM (qTPJZ)

325 NASA also found a worm like parasite wrapped around Space Kelly's cerebral cortex.
Posted by: observer at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (4Lv8g)


That was there before liftoff, wasn't it?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (ZSK0i)

326 So many mentions of Dillinger, not a single mention of The Dillinger Escape Plan.

Gotta be a few fans of insane noise around here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (KbCG3)

327 Now, they have the luxury of sending political posers along for the ride.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (1Avgt)
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Sending a school teacher into space as a PR stunt was criminal, IMO. Totally criminal. There was absolutely no justification for it. They did it solely for NASA appropriations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (X6HIX)

328 So many mentions of Dillinger, not a single mention of The Dillinger Escape Plan.

Gotta be a few fans of insane noise around here.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (KbCG3)

Speaking of BWC

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (FCAbp)

329 NASA also found a worm like parasite wrapped around Space Kelly's cerebral cortex.
Posted by: observer at January 13, 2022 05:53 PM (4Lv8g)
........

Maybe now he can understand his wife.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

330 Imagine what it must be like for black guys that are only average size or less....
Posted by: steevy
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And who can't dance, and are lousy athletes. (Looking at you, Barack.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (X6HIX)

331 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:54 PM (X6HIX)

Well it might seem that way but most of the town is Black so it gets problematic on who you can blame or will take the blame.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (ricI7)

332 He was a "Mission Specialist" not a pilot. He was basically cargo.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 13, 2022 05:45 PM (yQpMk)


Mark and his twin Scott were both pilot category astronauts. Both commanded Space Shuttle missions.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (AMIL/)

333 And who can't dance, and are lousy athletes. (Looking at you, Barack.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (X6HIX)
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They become ghey?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (llXky)

334 it always gets me, in my more empathetic moments, that Biden spent 50 years trying to get in the oval office. And for what? To make crazy old man noises about the filibuster?

FFS, Bush W let the Senate democrats filibuster him without even, you know, pissing themselves. More like a minority veto than anything else.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (ZZK0E)

335 Glenn gets his chance in the Mercury program and since he was already pissy with Shepard and the other astronauts concerning their running around on their wives, he decides to head off for the money trough while claiming he's taking one for the team by fighting for the space program in Congress.

He capped off his career by trading his vote and support for another trip into space before he died courtesy of Slick Willie and his Amazing Favor Machine.

Posted by: Azathoth

You will find that Chris Kraft longtime NASA administrator over the Manned Space Flight Center was less than complimentary about Glenn as well. They even had a prior run in during the old NACA days over a particular plane's performance.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 05:59 PM (dCGWj)

336

That Sin Enema broad, I'll bet some aliens would like to upload in her skivvies...

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (09pux)

337 Not a fan of Dillinger Escape Plan but the lead singer is good with Killer Be Killed

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (CYnTg)

338 327 Now, they have the luxury of sending political posers along for the ride.
Posted by: Braenyard

Read that first as sending political prisoners along for the ride.

Posted by: whig at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (dCGWj)

339 re the horse injectable version:
https://is.gd/hPgrF3
summary is basically, "it's safe and effective because it's intended to be *subcutaneously* injected"
... any medical-ish Horde members, does this make sense?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (llON8)

340 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (FVME7)

Great stuff.

I hope Rand Paul would find the thing about dating Fauci funny. I don't know what kind of sense of humor Rand Paul has. I know people don't like Cruz, but he has dry sense of humor

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (k49Sx)

341 >>> How is it given to horses?

>My horses didn't like the taste and would spit it out, so I had to stick my hand with the syringe down into their mouth deep enough to squirt the goop onto the back of their tongues. They gag it down with a carrot or apple.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (OI+lC)

342 328 So many mentions of Dillinger, not a single mention of The Dillinger Escape Plan.

Gotta be a few fans of insane noise around here.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (KbCG3)

Speaking of BWC
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 05:58 PM (FCAbp)

Going to make me learn another acronym?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (KbCG3)

343 SMH, I did and you were there. I do believe G-D had a hand in this, my love.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (qTPJZ)

344 Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 05:57 PM (qTPJZ)

They sell it as an injectable. Some horses just won't take the paste and it's easier with some to inject it. I don't know which he's talking about but I think he's talking about an actual injectable liquid and not the paste injected into the back of the mouth.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (ricI7)

345 Nood.

Not Sinema (sorry)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:02 PM (llXky)

346 I'm not sure if foreign powers are afraid of Joe Biden or not.

But I do know this, I would not want to be found on his lawn uninvited.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:02 PM (Fk3F3)

347 Strutting about penis size - always leads to Penis Sheaths.

Posted by: kraken at January 13, 2022 06:02 PM (6Je/Q)

348 300 Because Joe has had open brain surgery. Twice.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2022 05:39 PM (mbFEM)
.......
Nurse must have left a sponge in there or something.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 05:51 PM (v0R5T)


Or a suppository.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2022 06:02 PM (PQ4Fz)

349 Killer Be Killed? Gotta check them out. Greg writes some great lyrics.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 13, 2022 06:03 PM (KbCG3)

350 >>I've always been intrigued by Obama's zipperhead scar that nobody wants to talk about.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Sharp edge on the locker at bathhouse he got his head rammed into.

Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (HQ9Sl)

351 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (k49Sx)

Oh we like him. Or liked him. But he's said a few things that have rubbed a lot of folks the wrong way and if it's any indication of his inner perspective then he problematic for being a President who will act instinctively for the nation and not for a party or by coercion. Or by misplaced judgement.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (ricI7)

352 8 I'm not sure what Stronk is, but it sounds funny.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 13, 2022 04:59 PM (4thlk)

I'm not sure either but I'm pretty sure I used to have it. It must leak out the older you get.

Posted by: Javems at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (AmoqO)

353 303. Gref Horse ivermectin comes in a paste that is preloaded into a plastic dosage syringe and it is syringed directly into their mouth. The liquid Ivomec or Durvet is loaded into a cattle appropriate syringe and injected subcutaneously typically while the cow is immobilized in a cattle chute.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (sT5bL)

354 Helena Handbasket, nobody uses it sub-q. There are only two acceptable methods for humans. The paste or the what is the injectable taken in a liquid.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (qTPJZ)

355 349 Yeah, kind of a " super group" with Max Cavalera and Troy Sanders

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (CYnTg)

356 Jen , there anywhere from 5 to 7 different innoculations loaded in those syringes and nobody manning that station is going to sub-q some snot slinging bitch. Straight in quickly is how it works in the pens.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (qTPJZ)

357 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 13, 2022 06:00 PM (llON

That is NOT the paste version. The paste version is meant to be taken by mouth. It is delivered in a quasi injector set up to squeeze out a measured amount of paste at each delivery. The injector can be setup up prior to use to inject a set amount depending on the size of the animal. the injector is marked making it easy to setup. This works on humans too as one takes account of the entire injector delivered is for an animal of 1,250 lbs. it has "clicks" set in the injector that mark a dose for an x size animal. I think it's divided by 4 or 5 and then subdived in between so one can hit the mark fairly accurately for a known weight of animal or human. The percent of ivermectin per dose is the same for human. Read Barnhardt.org

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (ricI7)

358 I can't imagine the convolutions they go through at the Pentagon to ensure they're receiving rational orders from the White House.

None.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 05:46 PM (t3/qz)

Given the nonsense they cooked up all on their own for fleeing Afghanistan I think Jill Biden's orders are likely to be better than they come up with.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

359 Manchin and Sinema will change their minds, by hook, by crook by Bribes or by force.

Posted by: obsidian at January 14, 2022 11:29 AM (uXDy9)

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