Quick Hits

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I added this as a late update to the Supreme Court mandate story, so some of you may have missed it:

Ron Klain retweeted Stephanie Ruhle commenting on the fact that Biden's OSHA mandate was a "work-around," meaning, a way to get around the pesky little fact that Biden was doing something that Congress had not authorized and therefore was without legitimacy and was an illegal presidential action.

Justices Alito and Gorsuch both referenced Ron Klain's admission-against-interest that he knew he was executing a "work-around" the law and the Constitution in their reasoning for upholding the injunction against the OSHA mandate.

Heckuva job, Acting President Klain.

I intended to include this in the filibuster story but couldn't find it when I needed it (I literally have 300+ open tabs).

Joe Concha

@JoeConchaTV


Any reason why Kamala Harris -- Who was put in charge of voting rights -- was not with the president on his trip to Capitol Hill today?

Well she delivered so hard on fixing the border...

This might be a case of Kumala refusing to out and play the sacrificial lamb for a lost cause.


A twenty-sixth Democrat House member, Ed Perlmutter of
Colorado's 7th district, has announced he's resigning. The district is D+7, which makes it technically competitive, particularly if Republican are having a big year. Which they are, of course.


Noted "Healer of America's Whole Soul" Jerkoff Brandon said that you're either on his side or George Wallace's, without disclosing that for most of his political career, he himself was on Wallace's side.

In 1975, [Jerkoff Brandon] was an undeniable fan of George Wallace. "I think the Democratic Party could stand a liberal George Wallace--someone who's not afraid to stand up and offend people, someone who wouldn't pander but would say what the American people know in their gut is right," he told the Philadelphia Enquirer.

Biden remained a fan of Wallace through the 1980s. In 1981, he praised Wallace's positions on various issues and told a black witness during a Senate committee hearing that "sometimes even George Wallace is right." Later, during his first attempt at running for president in 1987, he bragged that in 1973 Wallace considered him "one of the outstanding young politicians of America," and while campaigning in Alabama, he said, "we (Delawareans) were on the South's side in the Civil War."

Imagine if any Republican had ever said such things.

Biden also actively cozied up to Southern segregationist Democrats for help and support for his anti-busing legislation--which Kamala Harris used against him during the 2020 Democratic primary to suggest that he was a racist. Biden also praised former Ku Klux Klan "Exalted Cyclops" Robert Byrd and referred to him as a "friend," "mentor," and "guide."

Biden also opposed forced school busing, using the colorful metaphor that -- and I do quote here -- "Unless we do something here, "my children" are going to grow up in a "racial jungle."

Unless we do something about this, my children are going to grow up in a jungle, the jungle being a racial jungle with tensions having built so high that it is going to explode at some point. We have got to make some move on this.

Well isn't that just special?

A lot of leftwing propaganda organs attempt to claim that this quote "requires additional context," but no, he's against mixing white kids with black kids because it will create "a racial jungle." No one doubts what the media would say if a Republican objected to integration, and especial objected to integration using such a racially incendiary metaphor.

Even Snopes admits the quote is real and says what it says and means what it clearly means.

When even the dirty filthy weakling coward cvck NeverTrump grifter liberal Ben Sasse is calling the man he supported for president "senile," you know Brandon's got some political problems.

John McCormack
@McCormackJohn


Sasse on Biden's comment likening Republicans to Bull Connor & George Wallace: "The president of the United States called half the country a bunch of racist bigots.... He doesn't believe that. This was a senile comment of a man who read whatever was loaded into his teleprompter."

Brandon's only truly rabid fan-base were NeverTrumpers, and now they're all "distancing" themselves from him.

By the way, Sasse is absolutely beloved by the National Review crowd. If you thought they had an unseemly boycrush on Jake Tapper, you don't even want to know about their homoerotic yearnings for Ben Sasse.

They want Ben Sasse to make cvck-babies in their butts.

So I guess at National Review, it's now permissible to say that Biden is senile and bad and oh yeah we always opposed him even when we were supporting him.


Even Mark Zuckerberg is now leaving California for Texas.

Why does Texas insist on luring these very undesirable people to their state? I know they can't forbid them from coming, but they also don't have to offer special breaks to these companies to lure them, either. Especially not to bad actors like Zuckerberg.

I'm not sure that's what happened here, and searches are unavailing on this point. But that's what Rick Perry was always doing.

Moreover, there is a certain irony in Mark Zuckerberg, a stout liberal who has previously criticized Texas's politics while spending millions of dollars to influence its elections, relocating his company to the obviously better-governed state. Liberals who savage Texas for everything from its abortion laws to its handling of the COVID pandemic can't help themselves from relocating there.

Unfortunately, this also represents another troubling development. Liberals such as Zuckerberg work to create an ideological utopia in which their own companies evidently cannot survive or at least cannot thrive optimally. Then they abandon the places they helped destroy and move on to start the process all over again somewhere else.

As Agent Smith observed in The Matrix, this is the behavior pattern of a virus, not that of a mammal.

Locusts.

Never forget that Zuckerberg spent $350 million of his own money to get out the vote in the bluest of blue districts -- including in Texas -- in order to swing the election for Biden.

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As someone on Twitter pointed out: They sound genuinely saddened to hear that Florida has one of the lowest hospitalization rates in the country.

Look at the picture they chose to accompany the story-- it shows a nurse in anguish and despair over the news that DeathSantis isn't killing as many people as she'd hoped.


With COVID cases skyrocketing, Florida is experiencing one of the worst waves of the omicron variant in the United States.

Yet Florida's death rate over the past seven days is the second lowest in the country, after only Alaska. What's going on?

Even as record COVID cases in the U.S. were reported last week, deaths dipped slightly, and still, Florida's death rate is distinctly low, particularly in a state with a large, vulnerable elderly population.

Experts say several factors could explain the currently low rate: Florida's horrific toll from delta and its acquired resistance and vaccination rates may be buffering the state at a time when others states are contending with two variants. Or, because of the way Florida reports COVID deaths, which already tend to lag infections and hospitalizations, the true death rate from this recent wave may be too soon to know.

This is amazing: Fat, ugly demented Twitter-addict losers say, "People should ignore the real consequences of the Brandon presidency -- continued covid misery, soaring inflation, real wage losses, a humiliating withdrawal in Afghanistan and likely coming setbacks in Ukraine and Taiwan, soaring crime rates and soaring murder rates, chaos and incompetence at every turn, met with more division and more anger and more autocracy and authoritarianism, and instead focus on what's really important, which is supporting Brandon so I can post W's on people on Twitter!!!"

"Because that's all that matters! Me getting dunks in on my Twitter Enemies!"


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We'Re VeRy SeRiOuS tHiNkErZ.

LiStEn To Uz. We R ExPeRtZzz. We KnOw StUfFzZz.

Important Question for Howard Stern: And you are...?

Ten years ago I might have written a whole post about Howard Stern's irrelevance. But he's so irrelevant now the point establishes itself. This is all it's worth.

Javier Goya

@JavierGoya7

Life hack

Save all of your dryer lint in ziplock bags

Excellent fire starter

Scrunch it up, squeeze out the air, fits nice in a pack.

Sounds survivory.


Posted by: Ace at 06:01 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (llXky)

2 Hello? Has it been 5 min?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (QYPq3)

3 Hah!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:01 PM (llXky)

4 M*A*S*H was pure commie propaganda.

Is that cocksucker Alda still stealing my good oxygen?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 06:02 PM (GYllL)

5 Look at the picture they chose to accompany the story-- it shows a nurse in anguish and despair over the news that DeathSantis isn't killing as many people as she'd hoped.

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2022 06:03 PM (k49Sx)

6 Clinger!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:03 PM (Fk3F3)

7
Refilled the bird feeders this afternoon. A single little chickadee was eating when a swarm of bully birds landed and chased him off. Poor guy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (/U27+)

8 Why does Texas insist on luring these very undesirable people to their state?

Because you have that cripple Abbott as the Guv?

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (GYllL)

9 Texas stows them in Austin

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (CYnTg)

10 I intended to include this in the filibuster story but couldn't find it when I needed it (I literally have 300+ open tabs).
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So I assume your machine has a *lot* memory...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2022 06:05 PM (DU+/6)

11 Wow, read the content. Rookie move.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (wAnMi)

12 That dryer lint advice is true. I keep a bag around the house for tinder.
Dry pine needles are also good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (XvPQV)

13 That video. That guy. That goes on WAY TOO LONG.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (wAnMi)

14 $350 million? For 81 million ballots...

What a fucking deal. What is that... like 4 bucks a vote?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (BFigT)

15 Fuck you, Nichols

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (rF64X)

16 So, Zuckerberg's setting up a beachhead in Texas, eh?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (ZSK0i)

17 5 Look at the picture they chose to accompany the story-- it shows a nurse in anguish and despair over the news that DeathSantis isn't killing as many people as she'd hoped.

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2022 06:03 PM (k49Sx)

That is a strange graphic. Maybe it's a Freudian Graphic.

Posted by: kraken at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (6Je/Q)

18 So Texas will be taken over by Libs soon too.. There will no where to go to escape

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (TdaKq)

19 Klain has been getting ratio'd on twatter, so I guess something good came of it. Since that's where he lives.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (wAnMi)

20 Bret Kavanaugh--he raps as good as he rules!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (Ndje9)

21 If Texas really wants to keep Zuck the Cuck out, the government does not lack was to legally harass him.

That might be wise.

I have other ideas about what Texas could do to him, too. Some are noisy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 13, 2022 06:08 PM (XvPQV)

22 Even Mark Zuckerberg is now leaving California for Texas.

Why does Texas insist on luring these very undesirable people to their state? I know they can't forbid them from coming, but they also don't have to offer special breaks to these companies to lure them, either. Especially not to bad actors like Zuckerberg.
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Definitely. At least that POS is out of California. I guess he figures his work here is done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:08 PM (X6HIX)

23
That might be wise.

I have other ideas about what Texas could do to him, too. Some are noisy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 13, 2022 06:08 PM (XvPQV)

Or the Brick Top method. "Feed 'im to the pigs, Errol!"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (rF64X)

24 What if Tom Nichols and Jen Rubin hook up?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (CYnTg)

25 And why are these paragons... excuse me.... bulwarks, of loyal conservative patriotic virtue and American apple pie abandoning Fake Senile Joe *now*?

Because he's unpopular and failing.

These are the people you want behind you during a war if you enjoy being a human shield with a knife in your back.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (OTm0W)

26 wait...so Nichols is mocking high gas prices, supply shortages, and inflation in general? Did he miss out on the open border crisis, Ukraine, 800K covid "deaths" (well, using the trump standard, right?), afghanistan, illegal vax mandates, his son's corruption with China, and child sniffing?

way to dunk on the voters, tom...you do? realize that biden's at 33%, right?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (ZZK0E)

27 Ben Sasse - he's the guy that had the meeting with Schumer about those adult romper suits, right?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (wZaf7)

28 16 So, Zuckerberg's setting up a beachhead in Texas, eh?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2022 06:07 PM (ZSK0i)
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That's exactly what it is. Universities are the sites of the primary tumors. Berkeley in CA, Tucson in AZ, Austin in TX, to name a few.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (X6HIX)

29 tested positive for strep, flu, and COVID. Not feeling too spry.

Posted by: it's fine. at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (lR88o)

30 Look at the picture they chose to accompany the story-- it shows a nurse in anguish and despair over the news that DeathSantis isn't killing as many people as she'd hoped.
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Associated Press has put out guidelines that there shall be no stories about record single-day deaths or cases because that's no longer news.

The pivot has started.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:10 PM (llXky)

31 and wow, rubin, the conservative voice, calls her side domestic terrorists (not the parents that the Biden FBI considered terrorists, I guess)

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:10 PM (ZZK0E)

32 29 tested positive for strep, flu, and COVID. Not feeling too spry.
Posted by: it's fine. at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (lR88o)


Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 06:10 PM (TdaKq)

33 We'Re VeRy SeRiOuS tHiNkErZ.

LiStEn To Uz. We R ExPeRtZzz. We KnOw StUfFzZz.
........

Corky send you another email, Ace?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

34 "...now they're all "distancing" themselves from him."

Too late. We remember.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (Rbu5d)

35 you know, give Rubin credit, her shit burns my eyes the most. I hope all the Simpson's cat lady GIFs in her twitter replies hurt her barren soul a bit.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (ZZK0E)

36 I guess I am going to have to look up Tom Nichols and find out what he is noted for, his areas of expertise, why he should be noticed.

Posted by: kraken at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (6Je/Q)

37 We should all refer to Kyrsten Sinema as the New Maverick of The Senate.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (lkQ5Q)

38 >>>tested positive for strep, flu, and COVID. Not feeling too spry.

Posted by: it's fine. at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (lR88o)

Have you had your fiber?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (QYPq3)

39 "Unless we do something here, "my children" are going to grow up in a "racial jungle."
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Well that's deceptive. They cut out the "Unga Bunga" and him using his finger like it was a bone through his nose.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (XHhHI)

40 Tom Nichols is an expert at being an expert on Twitter

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:11 PM (CYnTg)

41 I was 2 or 3 when they started Busing, we lived right across the street from the Elementary school and they were going to have my brothers go to school across the city a 30 minute bus ride. My Mom was like Hell no, sold the house and moved at the time in the Middle of nowhere. Busing was so damn dumb.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 13, 2022 06:12 PM (dKiJG)

42 Let's list some of the current R failures from Texas shall we?

-Abbott
-Crenshaw
-Cornyn
-Cruz

That's all I can think of right now.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 06:12 PM (GYllL)

43 I literally have 300+ open tabs

And that figure probably doesn't even include the busty lezbo pron tabs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2022 06:12 PM (3YVs3)

44 Leftist urinalists don't seem to be very skilled with choosing photos to give ummph! to their stories. Either it is s a dumb stock photo or it's inappropriate Yesterday there was a story about Phil Murphy's state of the state address. He looks stupid and there was some woman gazing up adoringly at him as if she has a crush on him. It didn't convince of anything being good in his SOTS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2022 06:12 PM (k49Sx)

45 Well Hillary had her seance with lesbian Eleanor Roosevelt and Brandon has his with racist Robert Byrd.

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (fbHXO)

46 tested positive for strep, flu, and COVID. Not feeling too spry.

Posted by: it's fine. at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (lR88o)


Slap hot iron to it. Then, drink bourbon.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (ZSK0i)

47 Well, at least the rising crime rates are mostly in blue cities. I would imagine most of the victims are democrat voters, so at least they are getting what they want and deserve.

I have zero fucks to give when people get what they want.

These folks wanted chaos, despair and fear.

Give it all to them good and hard.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (haWye)

48 Vaccination guy is rapper #167,334,125 in the US.

With a bullet.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (sWM8x)

49 What if Tom Nichols and Jen Rubin hook up?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (CYnTg)
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I think he has bigger tits.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (llXky)

50 Biden bragged that his state was a slave state in order to get southern votes when he was running for President in 88.

This dude has been a f***ing scumbag and vile piece of shit his whole political career.

I would put him up there, top ten, worst politicians of the last 50 years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (lTtXP)

51 Busing was so damn dumb.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 13, 2022 06:12 PM (dKiJG)
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As if the problem with inner city schools was the physical plant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (X6HIX)

52 I'm pretty sure that last twitter video is trolling, but I can't tell anymore.

That MD who said her son is just going to have to deal with his severely rolled ankle because Covid, or the mom who said she was all up in her son's ass and he doesn't get an xbox or whatever because he got covid, or the teacher who made her kid "quarantine" in the trunk all seemed too insane to be real. But here we are.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 06:14 PM (VCz/u)

53 Give it all to them good and hard.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (haWye)


So, direct descendent of General Sherman?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2022 06:14 PM (ZSK0i)

54 And the poor, exhausted "nurse" (irl actress/model) is tired because she just finished rehearing for the next tik-tok dance video.

Her hair is too perfect for an 18-hour shift fit of exhaustion. And the scrubs too pressed.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:14 PM (Rbu5d)

55 everyone hates bussing. biden didn't even have the coursage to say so

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:14 PM (ZZK0E)

56 Krysten Sinema is literally worse than PEARL HARBOR!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:14 PM (XHhHI)

57 (I literally have 300+ open tabs).

I blame Joe Mannix.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2022 06:15 PM (pbStR)

58 I intended to include this in the filibuster story but couldn't find it when I needed it (I literally have 300+ open tabs).
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You need some shelving for all those tabs?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:15 PM (llXky)

59 the thing thats' really amusing is that the military didn't discharge guys cause they dressed up in dresses and such. If it got too flamboyant and if it was done on duty then they'd be disciplined and it's this lack of discipline that the discharge was for.

Also being gay wasn't necessarily a discharge offense. There would have to be direct knowledge by a witness for one thing and for another again it would have to have been done while on duty and then it was a discipline thing as you're not supposed to be having any kind of sex while on duty.

MASH was a whole lot of nonsense thought up by liberal writers that was written to make jokes and not to make sense or narrate actual facts.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 06:15 PM (ricI7)

60 Testing, testing, one, two... Fu.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

61 I assume like in commercials these nurses are really actresses

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 06:15 PM (2JoB8)

62 12 That dryer lint advice is true. I keep a bag around the house for tinder.
Dry pine needles are also good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Had a pilot show up on a field survival exercise with his bag of lint. Could NOT get his fire started.

Lint was mostly NOMEX flight suit fibers...

Posted by: Some Dude at January 13, 2022 06:15 PM (09pux)

63 I think the nurse just has a headache. I mean, they have tylenol or asprin around there somewhere.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 13, 2022 06:16 PM (QYPq3)

64 The most embarrassing thing you'll see in 2023?

A brain-dead, drooling, incompetent Biden absolutely emasculate Mccarthy and McConnell on federal spending.

They will cuck out and give Biden what he demands.

Posted by: And I'll be here for it at January 13, 2022 06:16 PM (BZY6c)

65 How the heck do you manage 300 tabs?

My computer slows down if I've got more than 5 or so open.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 13, 2022 06:16 PM (ricI7)

66 Even Mark Zuckerberg is now leaving California for Texas.

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Texas Beware. This is what happened to California.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (V13WU)

67 I thought Zuckerberg has a walled estate in Hawaii?

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (fbHXO)

68 Favorite MASH moment:

Houlihan, after sleeping with Hawkeye: "Oh no! What am I going to tell my husband?"

Hawkeye: "What do you usually tell him?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (OssQ4)

69 You'd think my dark winter of disease and despair would look different than every other winer I've been thru. But, no, I'm enjoying this one, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (DMQdU)

70 So Nichols thinks that people should find sustenance issues (food, ability to get to work, and ability to purchase literally everything) LESS important than his OMB delusion? These are literally the almost-always primary issues driving voters. But, Jen Rubin says you're a cultist if you think the guy under whom these were all doing well, who was "beaten" per Molly Ball and Time by a "cabal" of conspiators, was cheated. These people are truly delusional morons.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (9KXDf)

71 Do they want to give the unhinged party that can't admit their cult leader lost
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Wait? Is this about 2020 or 2016 and the Scooby van!! And OMG Chipotle Proxy-ordering!!!

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (XHhHI)

72 Well, Zuckerberg is moving to a state with a lot more freedom-minded people who have guns and despise would-be communist tyrants trying to subvert the country with their oligarchy, so the bright side is that his move to Texas is that there's a slightly higher chance someone will step up and put him out of our misery.

Posted by: The Deuce at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (95+Nt)

73 What if Tom Nichols and Jen Rubin hook up?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (CYnTg)
.......

Judith Miller on suicide watch.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

74 tested positive for strep, flu, and COVID. Not feeling too spry.
Posted by: it's fine. at January 13, 2022 06:09 PM (lR88o)


Seriously ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Yes. I look like a plague victim from a post apocalyptic movie my neck twice the size of Erick Erickson's and I only weigh 175 and not 350 like fat boy.

Posted by: it's fine at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (lR88o)

75 Alan Alda (formerly Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo) is still alive at 85.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (GYllL)

76 When life is at its darkest and it seems all hope is lost and I get the feeling that there really is no reason to go on, I remind myself that I could have married Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

77 it shows a nurse in anguish and despair

What I see is a nurse bored out of her skull in an empty hospital.

Posted by: t-bird at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (DMQdU)

78 If you take away the NeverTrump from Sasse, he's actually really solid. But he's so anti-Trump he turns into a drooling cretin on the subject. And it influences a lot of other areas as a result.

Like Christopher Hitchens on Christianity, he had a huge blind spot -- or rather deliberate blindness -- on the topic.

They will cuck out and give Biden what he demands.

Like with the "infrastructure" media payout special interest funding bill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

79 Hawkeye: "What do you usually tell him?"

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:17 PM (OssQ4)
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I started watching some of the older episodes and Hawkeye was absolutely a predator. Funny how back then he was this great feminist male, but damn, he was always on the make.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)

80 "...and still makes excuses for the domestic terrorists the reins of power?"

The fuck is this addled crone trying to say here?

...makes excuses for GIVING the domestic terrorists the reins of power? Is that what she's trying to say?

Rubin tweets all day every day. You'd think she could manage conveying a simple, unhinged thought.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (VCz/u)

81 Mark Dice's latest had the "These people are f'ing crazy" clip and the guy is not serious. There's other clips of him being asked to leave stores that require masks. His Zorro mask was not sufficient.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (DB16e)

82 yes Zuckerberg 1600 acres+ in Hawaii. Walled

tinyurl.com/ycku6fha

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (fbHXO)

83 >>>When life is at its darkest and it seems all hope is lost and I get the feeling that there really is no reason to go on, I remind myself that I could have married Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (sWM8x)

Always look on the bright side of life ::whistles::

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (QYPq3)

84 That dryer lint advice is true. I keep a bag around the house for tinder.
Dry pine needles are also good.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I can't tell you how many home inspections I've been on and found that the dryer vent is spraying "insulation" in the attic crawl space. pipe just goes through the sheetrock, and ends around the joist tops. Some people are apparently convinced it's just hot air, and that little screen with the 1/8" gaps all around it catch everything.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (wAnMi)

85 They should tax the crap out of companies moving from CA to TX. Like, quadruple the corp tax rate on them. Make it onerous. DO IT Texas. You can and you should.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (V13WU)

86 Busing was so damn dumb.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 13, 2022 06:12 PM (dKiJG)
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Did the educational results change the way the liberals had hoped? I don't think so.

Two faculty members at Berkeley were teaching physical chemistry. One guy's course was packed, and the other guy's barely had any students. The latter complained that his course was scheduled for earlier in the morning.

So the department switched the times. Same result. The second sucked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (X6HIX)

87 I started watching some of the older episodes and Hawkeye was absolutely a predator. Funny how back then he was this great feminist male, but damn, he was always on the make.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)
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Well, he believed in PIV sex.

Just evil.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (XHhHI)

88 That dryer lint advice is true. I keep a bag around the house for tinder.

Yeah I gather it for tinder too, goes up like ... well, dryer lint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

89 If you like stories about airplanes, the first of these three stories is quite good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l74_VQPdxjU&t=191s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 06:20 PM (FVME7)

90 Dude knew exactly how much time he had to rap.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:20 PM (FCAbp)

91 Could somebody post the video of the G4 short haired blonde chick ranting about dudes jerking off to her and how it's not fair for women live on air.

I laughed so hard in the hospital watching it over and over and can't find it now.

Posted by: it's fine at January 13, 2022 06:20 PM (lR88o)

92 Ed Perlmutter?

Sounds like a name on a National Lampoon letter to the editor.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 13, 2022 06:20 PM (YFAIE)

93 Forget for a moment that Joe Biden is a creepy pedophile who likes to grope children and sniff their hair, -- has Racist Joe ever been caught groping a child of color?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (OI+lC)

94 I was crime reporter in Dallas for a few years, and business was always booming. A lot of drifters, grifters and on the lamb sociopaths pass through Texas

Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (L9P9s)

95 The mask dancer is in Texas. People keep saying we should move to the red states to avoid the cray-cray.

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (786Ro)

96 Alito and Gorsuch pounced!

Posted by: Demedia at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (XHhHI)

97 I started watching some of the older episodes and Hawkeye was absolutely a predator. Funny how back then he was this great feminist male, but damn, he was always on the make.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:18 PM (llXky)
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And was a wise-ass. I'd have had him emptying bedpans whenever he wasn't in surgery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (X6HIX)

98 has Racist Joe ever been caught groping a child of color?

No black kids and I don't remember any hispanic, but he groped a little asian girl on live TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)

99 The mask dancer is in Texas. People keep saying we should move to the red states to avoid the cray-cray.
Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (786Ro)

Every urban city over 200k is Blue.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:22 PM (FCAbp)

100 Wallace wasn't much of a racist. He was just a politician. As a circuit court judge in the 50s he had a reputation of being very soft on the colored question.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 13, 2022 06:22 PM (vN+oL)

101 I was crime reporter in Dallas for a few years, and business was always booming. A lot of drifters, grifters and on the lamb sociopaths pass through Texas
Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (L9P9s)
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That's the problem with California. Any criminal who makes his present locale too hot for him buggers off to California. We used to get the best and the worst. Now we just get the worst (especially the vagrants).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:23 PM (X6HIX)

102 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 06:23 PM (arJlL)

103 Can I wish this guy on the video has a heart attack from the Fake Vax?

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 06:23 PM (2JoB8)

104 Big Tech, who have sat in their fancy offices on the West Coast using their money and influence to harass red states at every attempt at normalcy (boycotts over abortion and bathroom bills) are now. . . moving to Texas and Florida for the quality of life and ability to do business as freely as they could hope for in America.

They should be barred from entering. They will turn both states into Colorado -- that state was overtaken by the Democrats thanks to the plotting and enormous funding of 3 local tech dudes (one of them being Polis) - there's a book about how they pulled it off.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2022 06:23 PM (URNdm)

105
TEXAS!

Zuckerberg is coming for you!
Prepare to be californicated !

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2022 06:23 PM (geLO8)

106 That vaccine rap is everything.

Lmao

Posted by: I Mean at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (BZY6c)

107 has Racist Joe ever been caught groping a child of color?
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Or any colored children, even. Let's not use the leftists' idiotic terminology, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (X6HIX)

108 The mask dancer is in Texas. People keep saying we should move to the red states to avoid the cray-cray.
Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 06:21 PM (786Ro)


Is he in Austin? They're pretty f*cked up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (Ez6QX)

109 Art TakingBack: "These people are fucking crazy."

You wish.

Posted by: AOC at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (aXxgO)

110 i know i'm supposed to hate MASH. It's a guilty pleasure, one of very few out of Hollywood I allow myself. Lots of good memories watching it with my late uncle and many well-rolled joints. He knew every single guest actor and actress, and what they were known for. Also, he would have loved the HQ, and fit in here. My folks bought us each the box set. For the record, I hate the movie, and only watched it to be a completionist.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (OssQ4)

111 So, Deplorable Jay, do you now get free healthcare too?/

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (qTPJZ)

112 >They will turn both states into Colorado -- that state was overtaken by the Democrats thanks


true- it's a shithole compared to 20-some years ago when I came out here

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (geLO8)

113 Fritos make a good firestarter

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (F4DJi)

114 yes Zuckerberg 1600 acres+ in Hawaii. Walled

tinyurl.com/ycku6fha
Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (fbHXO)
........

Read it. Sounds like the Hawaiians and his neighbors hate him.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

115 Tech people and UT turned Austin blue. Well bluer.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:25 PM (FCAbp)

116 Past 100 -
I just saw this posted on twatter, and really have got to wonder about Alec's state of mind.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8dn3mz

Somebody thought it was from his wife's IG, it's definitely not photoshopped.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:25 PM (wAnMi)

117 I was crime reporter in Dallas for a few years, and business was always booming. A lot of drifters, grifters and on the lamb sociopaths pass through Texas
Posted by: Regular joe

(Psst.....lam)

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 06:25 PM (arJlL)

118 true- it's a shithole compared to 20-some years ago when I came out here
Posted by: DB

Lot's of old mineshafts in Colorado...

Jus sayin'.

Posted by: Joe Mama at January 13, 2022 06:26 PM (WmGrA)

119 Jack Posobiec Retweeted
Eli Lake
@EliLake

Here's the plausible explanation for why Epps was taken off the wanted poster, he is a cooperating witness. That's why he wasn't charged.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2022 06:26 PM (NpAcC)

120 Ed Perlmutter?

Sounds like a name on a National Lampoon letter to the editor.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Mary Cloggenstein's next door neighbor, and sometimes back door man.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:26 PM (OssQ4)

121 I can't tell you how many home inspections I've been on and found that the dryer vent is spraying "insulation" in the attic crawl space. pipe just goes through the sheetrock, and ends around the joist tops. Some people are apparently convinced it's just hot air, and that little screen with the 1/8" gaps all around it catch everything.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (wAnMi)

Ick. That's scary. My dryer vents directly outside. Makes the laundry room a bit chilly at times.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 13, 2022 06:26 PM (XvPQV)

122 Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (OssQ4)

I think it lost its mojo after Trapper left. ( coincidence he was a conservative in real life) .

My dad was a Korean vet and liked it up to that time.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (FCAbp)

123 My folks bought us each the box set.

Have you watched it recently? It... doesn't hold up.

Fritos make a good firestarter

Yeah a lot of fried snacks do, like funyuns and potato chips, but fritos are of solid enough stuff to act like a wick and you can wield them to light fires with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

124 MASH was really good until it became the Alan Alda show. The reason Trapper left the show

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (CYnTg)

125 @119

>>he is a cooperating witness.

Not the cooperating witness fandango.

That's bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (lTtXP)

126 Leave TEXAS alone ya liberal locusts.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (NpAcC)

127 So, Deplorable Jay, do you now get free healthcare too?/
Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (qTPJZ)
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You mean if Governor Brylcream gets to establish his own NHS?

I doubt it. Too pale, and too male. I'd be lucky to get veterinary care if Newsom gets his way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (X6HIX)

128 The Vax rapper is trolling the Dallas city council.

He owns them all the time.

Posted by: I Mean at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (BZY6c)

129 Texas should quintuple property fees and taxes and licensing charges on the Zuckerbergs of the world. Make their operating world twice as painful as the one they leave in their wake. Why should they escape the dystopia they created?

As a matter of fact, Texas should say, "State's closed. Longhorn out front should've told ya'."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (aXxgO)

130 All the covid test kits are going to Florida and other red states. Blue states will get none.

The junta will use high "case" numbers to quarantine whole states, stop the flow of fuel and food, and do a general Stalin vs. Ukraine.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (Q22MZ)

131 Dominos Will Cut The Number Of Wings You Get Over Inflation

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And so it begins continues . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (FVME7)

132 >>>Or any colored children, even. Let's not use the leftists' idiotic terminology, OK?

In my defense, and I'm using the Alec Baldwin defense here, I did not pull that trigger.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (OI+lC)

133 Was Nichols the guy who sent dick-pics...or was that some other fat-fuck-Never-Trump asshole?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2022 06:29 PM (Q9lwr)

134 Styxhexenhammer666 reminded folks that Stern is a legendary germophobe. It's best to just ignore him.

Maybe he just says these things to remind people he's still alive, who knows.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:29 PM (rF64X)

135 The Vax rapper is trolling the Dallas city council.

He owns them all the time.
Posted by: I Mean at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (BZY6c)

You could tell based on his timing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:29 PM (FCAbp)

136 My condolences to Texas.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:29 PM (rF64X)

137 Exalted Cyclops, my eye!

Posted by: Ulysses at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (63Dwl)

138 Dominos Will Cut The Number Of Wings You Get Over Inflation

Cutbacks everywhere. Restaurants cannot afford to give you the food you used to get. They're finding cheaper alternatives, and putting less on your plate for higher prices.

They have no choice. That 7% official inflation is more like 21% for food.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

139 Refilled the bird feeders this afternoon. A single little chickadee was eating when a swarm of bully birds landed and chased him off. Poor guy.
Posted by: Hadrian

love our bird feeder. we get a parade of titmouse, chickadee, house finch, carolina wren, nut hatch, cardinal, downey wooodpecker and red bellied woodpecker. the chipmonks and squirels hangnout on the ground and eat everything the birds knock to the ground. MegaRoy enjoys watching the birds from his ambush hide location inside the porch. the red tailed hawk enjoys the hawk feeder that the bird feeder has created. at least once a week he gets one, usually a dove because they are too stupid to take cover and too big to fit the feeder shelf, so they just hang out and coo sadly.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (IJES/)

140 Texas should quintuple property fees and taxes and licensing charges on the Zuckerbergs of the world. Make their operating world twice as painful as the one they leave in their wake. Why should they escape the dystopia they created?

As a matter of fact, Texas should say, "State's closed. Longhorn out front should've told ya'."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 13, 2022 06:28 PM (aXxgO)

I support this.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (rF64X)

141
Here's the plausible explanation for why Epps was taken off the wanted poster, he is a cooperating witness. That's why he wasn't charged.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2022 06:26 PM (NpAcC)


Witness to what ? His own crimes ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (TdaKq)

142 LOL.

WHAT THE FUCK did I just listen to for 90s at the end there?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (ufFY8)

143 CBD, I sure am glad you didn't choose a Gorman for the art thread. I had to be gone I would have hated to miss it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (qTPJZ)

144 >>>Maybe he just says these things to remind people he's still alive, who knows.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:29 PM (rF64X)

Just saying howdy.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (QYPq3)

145 redridinghood: "Here's the plausible explanation for why Epps was taken off the wanted poster, he is a cooperating witness. That's why he wasn't charged."

More plausible: He's a Fed Operative. Unindicted Co-Conspirator on government payroll.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (aXxgO)

146 I think it lost its mojo after Trapper left. ( coincidence he was a conservative in real life) .
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Mike Farrell? I thought he was an uber-lib.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (X6HIX)

147 Mash seemed OK, except when Alan Alda was on the screen.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (PQ4Fz)

148 My medical unit in Korea was the 4077th MASH. It closed as the Army's last MASH unit a few years after I left.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (sWM8x)

149 You could tell based on his timing.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at

That's not even the whole video. It's worth a watch. He posts them on his social media.

He has one about abortion and his tranny kids. It's hilarious.

And the city council has to sit there.

Posted by: I Mean at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (BZY6c)

150 I believe my mom's retirement home rent is going to increase big time as the rent includes three meals a day.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (FCAbp)

151 The Junta can also double the bounty, err, reimbursement to hospitals in red states for each "covid death".

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (Q22MZ)

152 Christopher, I haven't watched any since 2011, which is the year my uncle got took by cancer. The set gathers dust on my dresser. I wouldn't be be surprised to find that you're right.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (OssQ4)

153 Styxhexenhammer666 reminded folks that Stern is a legendary germophobe. It's best to just ignore him.

He's also has fuck-you money and is completely insulated from virtually any consequence of public policy.

Either way, he's not a barometer for what makes for sensible public policy for the average joe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (3YVs3)

154 For a mobile surgical hospital, it seem to stay in one place. Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (88xKn)

155 I sure am glad you didn't choose a Gorman for the art thread. I had to be gone I would have hated to miss it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (qTPJZ)

Maybe next week!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (Q9lwr)

156 I just saw this posted on twatter, and really have got to wonder about Alec's state of mind.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8dn3mz

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Class. The guy is pure class.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (FVME7)

157 Ackshually . ...

Dryer lint isn't really a good "fire starter", if by that is meant something to catch sparks with. It's really (can be) kind of lousy in this application, as it just melts instead of burning, if it is comprised of synthetics like nylon, which many clothes contain.

Lint witu Natural materials like cotton, yes.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (PNCUr)

158 No greater privilege: taking a "Japanese-style" victory piss on the backs of dead corporatist TechRats, stacked like cordwood. No finer hour.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat & Globalist TechRat Bastards at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (8m/Xb)

159 The problem with saving dryer lint is that it burns up really fast so you get maybe one fire out of four or five loads of laundry. So its not gonna give you much use over any real length of time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

160 Mike Farrell? I thought he was an uber-lib.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (X6HIX)

Wayne Rogers was Trapper.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (FCAbp)

161 154 Well the front in Korea became very static at the end. Practically WW1 trench warfare

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:34 PM (CYnTg)

162 Burnie-

The Democratic Party has a fundamental question to ask itself.

Are you prepared to stand with struggling working families all over this country? Do you have the guts to take on the moneyed interests whose greed has caused such enormous pain for so many?

Which side are you on?

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Throwing that decrepit child sniffer right under the bus.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 13, 2022 06:34 PM (GYllL)

163 "Save all of your dryer lint in ziplock bags. Excellent fire starter"

Or, if all your fires are already started, put the lint outside so the birdies can use it to make nests.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at January 13, 2022 06:34 PM (qpX6U)

164 146 I think it lost its mojo after Trapper left. ( coincidence he was a conservative in real life) .
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Mike Farrell? I thought he was an uber-lib.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:31 PM (X6HIX)

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Not Farrell. Wayne Rogers

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2022 06:34 PM (CAJOC)

165 Dunkin Donuts Redefines "Dozen" to Equal Ten.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:34 PM (OssQ4)

166 Clutch Cargo I hope that is real

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 06:34 PM (2JoB8)

167 Wayne Rogers was Trapper.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:33 PM (FCAbp)
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Ah, right. Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (X6HIX)

168 Buffalo Guy > Vaccinate Guy

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

169 Ah, I see that this Nichols guy has finally brought us to the "let them eat cake" phase of the pre-revolution.

Posted by: CppThis at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (UewuT)

170 I use straw for firestarter and those strawmen torch real good.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (qTPJZ)

171 Texas does not have the good sense to enact taxes or other public policy that would discourage undesirable migration. Too greedy. In short order, look for Texas politicians - who are, by and large, some of the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever meet - to start spouting Google talking points etc. just like Republicans in Congress.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (3YVs3)

172 Wayne Rogers was pretty good but his career kind of died after MASH, I wonder if he just was tired of that crap or someone killed his career?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

173 I've seen Wayne Rodgers on some old western TV shows.

Posted by: dantesed at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (88xKn)

174 There is a movie with Humphrey Bogart as a MASH doctor who is notorious with the nurses. Makes me wonder uf the original MASH creator didn't watch it. I think it is calked Battle Circus

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (CYnTg)

175 I'm just sitting down to catch up on news so sorry if already mentioned but I'm LMAO at Marilyn Mosby being indicted. What is wrong with Baltimore??

Posted by: Molly k. at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (HbSwK)

176 "Never forget that Zuckerberg spent $350 million of his own money to get out the vote in the bluest of blue districts -- including in Texas -- in order to swing the election for Biden."

and don't forget much of that was illegal ... votes were not properly handled, no chain of custody (or whatever the term is for votes) ... it funded a dumping of illegal ballots ...

55 million died in WW2 promoting liberty ... most were innocents, died to get rid of "commies and Nazis. Can't we get little justice against the current criminals that are overthrowing our elections to make America Communist ... or Corporatist .. or really, it is just one big hydra crime syndicate with many heads.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Cus5s)

177 Cotton rounds (makeup applicators) smeared with Vaseline and dipped in wax. Permanent, water resistant fire starters.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

178 172 He went into Wall Street. Used to be on Fox Business a lot

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (CYnTg)

179 Fritos make a good firestarter
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 13, 2022 06:24 PM (F4DJi)


In an emergency a crayon can burn up to 4 hours, the trick is discovering what the crayon considers to be an emergency.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (ZMraq)

180 Do you think regular Tollhouse Chocolate Chip Cookies would be okay if I omitted the pecans and replaced them with walnuts, and then after I bake them I drizzled them with melted butterscotch and melted milk chocolate and then sprinkled them with chopped pecans?

Or would that be too much?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Fk3F3)

181
Time to reread the Tom Nichols obituary.

A classic.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (s2VJv)

182 Nichols did something really unfortunate and damaged his career, but I cannot remember it and do not want to look it up. My memory is so bad these days

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (KZzsI)

183 138 Dominos Will Cut The Number Of Wings You Get Over Inflation
Cutbacks everywhere. Restaurants cannot afford to give you the food you used to get. They're finding cheaper alternatives, and putting less on your plate for higher prices.
They have no choice. That 7% official inflation is more like 21% for food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

Mr Flyover took me out for supper last night at a local 'eatery'. It used to be good. He said his burger was 'meh, we could've gone to Culvers.'
I had the meatloaf plate. the two pieces were 1/2 the size they used to be, smothered in some sweet ketchup sauce (which used to be baked on the top like real meatloaf). there was maybe a 1/4 cup of mashed potatoes instead of "omg, I can't eat all this" serving and the veggies were almost cooked.
Very, very sad, especially for the price. last time we're going there.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Rbu5d)

184 In retrospect, the biggest disaster to befall the Democratic Party was that they "won" both Senate seats in Georgia.

Had they only taken one seat, the Senate would have been 49D-51R, and the Democrats would have had to propose a legislative program that could get at least a little bipartisan support.

Instead, with the Senate 50-50, and with Harris potentially casting the tie breaking vote, the D's convinced themselves that they had a mandate to fundamentally transform the United States, by spending trillions on the Green New Deal and much else, and by having the Federal Government seize control of local elections.

So, instead of being able to act triumphant over a series of small victories, they managed to brand themselves with an "L" for this Congress.

Posted by: Hubris: It's What's For Dinner! at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (I2/tG)

185 Just find a birch tree and you have all the fire starter fuel you'll need and you won't have to carry funky dryer lint around with you.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

186 "American businesses should forget these mandates faster than Joe Biden forgets his daily schedule." Gaetz

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (DB16e)

187 Javier Goya

Save all of your dryer lint in ziplock bags

Excellent fire starter

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I melted old crayons down and poured them over the dryer lint. Let it cool and cut it into blocks. This fits even better in a pack, and provides a better, longer-lasting fuel for starting fires. It's an old Boy Scout trick.

I carry some of this in my laptop pack along with a boo-boo kit, Bic lighter, waterproof matches, and some basic drugs - aspirin, magnesium, and omeprazol. This is turns my laptop bag into a small "get home bag" in the case things turn ugly out there.

The drugs I keep in these little plastic tubes that are water-tight. I bought a case of "ZipFizz", which are powdered energy drinks you mix with water. The tubes they come in are completely reusable and make handy stashes for all kinds of stuff *wink wink* for if you find yourself in a survival situation.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (ikIMD)

188 "Wayne Rogers was pretty good but his career kind of died after MASH, I wonder if he just was tired of that crap or someone killed his career?"

He was a talking head on the Fox Business Block stock touting shows forever.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (qpX6U)

189 You can run a car on dryer lint. The Germans did it during the war.

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (vrz2I)

190 172 Wayne Rogers was pretty good but his career kind of died after MASH, I wonder if he just was tired of that crap or someone killed his career?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (KZzsI)


He was for many years on the Fox Biz Channel as a market guru along with the late Terry Keenan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (s2VJv)

191 clutch. Are you sure it looks rather ragged on the edges of his face. Looks photoshopped.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (2NHgQ)

192 Nichols is the one that sent dick pics isn't he?

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (CYnTg)

193 There's a definite shift in tone in MASH once Trapper and Henry left. It went from being a straight-up sit-com to... I don't know... a dram-edy? I do think some of the characters were better developed in later episodes. And my absolute favorite character on the show was always Winchester.

The best episodes (or subplots) of the later part of the series were ones that focused on secondary characters.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2022 06:38 PM (CAJOC)

194 172 Wayne Rogers was pretty good but his career kind of died after MASH, I wonder if he just was tired of that crap or someone killed his career?

you didn't watch trapper john, md?

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 13, 2022 06:38 PM (v3pYe)

195 I think it is important to always use the term "monetary inflation" as creditable economists always have, in order to more clearly indicate what is happening.

For decades, unscrupulous types just sort of imply that ever increasing prices or the natural order of things, or that this is a good thing in general. Don't be fooled. Even "targeted" rates of 2 percent annual that all the cool kids on Capitol hill claim are beneficial are smoking their socks. It is corrosive and punishes savers. Real rates are extremely negative and have been for a long time and create distortions in the market.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 06:38 PM (PNCUr)

196 I never took a school bus. Walked to grammar school and took the subway to high school.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 06:38 PM (0TVNF)

197 Fatwood. It's all about fatwood.

Posted by: Frank Luntz's Odorous Vagina at January 13, 2022 06:38 PM (GYllL)

198 172 Wayne Rogers was pretty good but his career kind of died after MASH, I wonder if he just was tired of that crap or someone killed his career?
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He was an investment advisor/pundit type guy for several years after he stopped acting. He used to appear on the business channels all the time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

199 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2022 06:35 PM (3YVs3

I hate to agree with you but based on how fast they ( including judges) changed party affiliation when the sea change happened ( you gotta give Bush and Rive credit turning Texas GOP) they proved their services could be bought.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (FCAbp)

200 Hmm, belly button lint is also called "navel fluff".

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (786Ro)

201 191 clutch. Are you sure it looks rather ragged on the edges of his face. Looks photoshopped.


it looks obviously photoshopped

also his wife is a LOONY

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (j9HX3)

202 If you get desperate enough you can make liquor out of bread. Russians do it all the time. According to my Russian teacher it tastes horrendous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

203 I watched The Great Escape on TCM last night for the first time, with my mom. She saw it three times in the theater as a teenager, because she had a crush on Steve McQueen.

My takeaway? The A-Team's biggest influence was this film.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (OssQ4)

204 So where is Brandon on forced lynching?

Posted by: torabora at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (fbHXO)

205 Joe Biden is a disposable piece of human trash being used for one thing; to usher in full Communism before being thrown out like stinking fish guts.

And that's what his friends think.

Biden's good at two things; buggery and bribery. The difference is, he gives bribes to children and takes bribes from adults, and screws both.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (Ndje9)

206 Or would that be too much?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Fk3F3)

The highest expression of the cookie arts is a chocolate-chip cookie without nuts of any kind.

It is known.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (Q9lwr)

207 I believe my mom's retirement home rent is going to increase big time as the rent includes three meals a day.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:32 PM (FCAbp)


Yes, undoubtedly it will have to. Hopefully it's not going to include much else, but you know that it's basically a specialized hotel. They've got to deal with the cost of everything from shampoo to laundry detergent to heating costs.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (wAnMi)

208 Are you sure it looks rather ragged on the edges of his face. Looks photoshopped.

He's wearing a mask, the strings look like bad photoshop edges. I'm not saying its real, just what people are identifying as obvious editing... isn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (KZzsI)

209 203 All that stuff was really doe by allied prisoners. Heck even some of the loonier stuff in Hogan's Heroes was done...

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (CYnTg)

210 117 Damned spell check. Yeah, that's it. Was too busy diddling Morgan Fairchild to notice.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (L9P9s)

211 "Just find a birch tree and you have all the fire starter fuel you'll need and you won't have to carry funky dryer lint around with you."

Tree is too heavy to carry?

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (qpX6U)

212 One episode of M*A*S*H
they offered Klinger a discharge if he signed a statement that he likes to suck unwashed greasy c*ck. Klinger was revolted and said he'd get his dick shot off than suck one (paraphrased). Yes, now you have to literally the the boss's dick to get a promotion... which ironically was why homosexuals were banned from the military in the first place.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (Q22MZ)

213 139...love our bird feeder. ...
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (IJES/)


We put birdfeeders (two) out for the first time this fall. I really enjoy watching the birds. Even though the feed is a lot more expensive than it used to be (like everything else), it's enjoyable to watch the birds and help them survive the winter a little better. We keep the feeders up near the house, away from the hen house, in case some dread bird flu blazes through again.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (Rbu5d)

214 203 I watched The Great Escape on TCM last night for the first time, with my mom. She saw it three times in the theater as a teenager, because she had a crush on Steve McQueen.

My takeaway? The A-Team's biggest influence was this film.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (OssQ4)

In my top 5 of all time favorites. Seen it dozens of times and every time, despite knowing what will happen, I keep thinking this time McQueen will clear the barbed wire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (s2VJv)

215 >>>They want Ben Sasse to make cvck-babies in their butts.

lolwut?

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (SH2Zi)

216 Rubin tweets all day every day. You'd think she could manage conveying a simple, unhinged thought.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 06:19 PM (VCz/u)

@JRubinBlogger
Sinema is effectively asking the authors of Jim Crow and vote-rigging to give their permission for her to stop it. This is worse than incoherent or cowardice. It's a moral disgrace. Ask the segregationists for permission to vote for Civil Rights Act?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (rF64X)

217 @42

Add Joe Carter (Round Rock, TX) to that but also who?

Posted by: micky at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (3byMq)

218 Today, I think for the first time, I got an email from a customer where the signature line contained "(she/her)". I was in a conference call, and I had to mute myself, because I was about to vocalize it, and probably with disgust or disbelief.

I didn't actually make a sound but I'm glad I muted all the same.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (OaZlZ)

219 Take the dryer lint and stuff it into the slots in a fast food drink carrier, then pour paraffin wax into the slots and insert a popsicle stick. When the wax hardens peel the fire starters out of the cardboard and you are set. Light one and throw it in a pile of brush, most effective.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 13, 2022 06:42 PM (QTYAX)

220 which ironically was why homosexuals were banned from the military in the first place.

And women. Crazy as it may seem, there were very good reasons for some of those rules. Like the short hair thing. But, hey, let's throw all that out for GREAT SOCIAL JUSTICE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:42 PM (KZzsI)

221 I just buy the fire starter sticks at Academy.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:42 PM (FCAbp)

222 Wait, was Marilyn Mosby the "They just need room to deshtroy" whack job at some press conference during riots? Or am I misremembering some other whack job? There are so many.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 06:43 PM (PNCUr)

223 206 Or would that be too much?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Fk3F3)

The highest expression of the cookie arts is a chocolate-chip cookie without nuts of any kind.

It is known.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (Q9lwr)


The recipe from the back of the Von's brown sugar box I had 25 years ago from LA is still my go-to recipe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:43 PM (s2VJv)

224 Is refusal to play along with the pronoun nonsense considered to be a potential for 'not a team player' added to one's permanent record?

Posted by: micky at January 13, 2022 06:43 PM (3byMq)

225 I melted old crayons down and poured them over the dryer lint. Let it cool and cut it into blocks.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 13, 2022 06:37 PM (ikIMD)
~~~~~

I melted old crayons down by putting pieces of them in a bottle cap on top of the pilot light on the stove. These were called Melties and we used them to play Skully in the street.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (0TVNF)

226 I hope Zuckerburg enjoyed blowing that $350 million on getting out Statist/Socialist voters in TX. Thanks to his efforts...the Legislature BANNED TX counties from accepting "Zuck bucks" for this purpose in the future.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (CdZ4i)

227 I do remember Tom Nichols being so shocked and outraged that Kavanaugh was confirmed for the Supreme Court that he claimed that he was switching to the Democratic Party.

Because that's what true Conservatives do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

228 In my top 5 of all time favorites. Seen it dozens of times and every time, despite knowing what will happen, I keep thinking this time McQueen will clear the barbed wire.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (s2VJ

King Rat > Great Escape > Stalag 17 > Bridge Over River Kwai

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (FCAbp)

229 And my absolute favorite character on the show was always Winchester.

The best episodes (or subplots) of the later part of the series were ones that focused on secondary characters.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2022 06:38 PM (CAJOC)
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Frank Burns was a cartoon villain, and that was self-limited from a plot perspective. Winchester was a much more interesting character. He was often a foil for Hawkeye and B.J., but never a true villain.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (llXky)

230 "I melted old crayons down and poured them over the dryer lint. Let it cool and cut it into blocks."

This sounds like so much fun, now I'm pricing dryers.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (qpX6U)

231 Pretty soon we woun't be seeing biden no more. They will hide him eve more. THAT is that the new wall is for

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2022 06:45 PM (Irn0L)

232 We don't know what Biden meant by "racial jungle" but Trump once put his arm up above his shoulder so clearly a Nazi.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2022 06:45 PM (X42kT)

233 By the way, you save your dryer lint inside the leftover cardboard rolls from toilet paper and paper towels (and I suppose if you really wanted, from wrapping paper).

Take a roll when hiking, pull out lint as needed or around the house, use the whole tube a kindling for the fireplace.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:45 PM (Fk3F3)

234 As great as Howard Stern was in Home Alone and City Slickers, and Ace dismisses him like he's nothing? Come on, man!

Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2022 06:45 PM (h/jQb)

235 >>Tree is too heavy to carry?

Take bark, leave tree.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 06:45 PM (ZLI7S)

236 The funniest MASH episode to me was something about the guys wanted an incubator- all the grifters they ran across along the way to getting one, including a general who was afraid of the war coming to 'a premature peace'

then there was one where Trapper paid a Korean tailor to make him a pinstripe suit- but the suit came back with horizontal pinstripes

Posted by: DB at January 13, 2022 06:46 PM (geLO8)

237 He was often a foil for Hawkeye and B.J., but never a true villain.

By the time he arrived on the show, Winchester was the only interesting and well-written character there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

238 180 Do you think regular Tollhouse Chocolate Chip Cookies would be okay if I omitted the pecans and replaced them with walnuts, and then after I bake them I drizzled them with melted butterscotch and melted milk chocolate and then sprinkled them with chopped pecans?

Or would that be too much?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Fk3F3)

Sounds great, I'll be right over.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:46 PM (Rbu5d)

239 Take the dryer lint and stuff it into the slots in a fast food drink carrier, then pour paraffin wax into the slots and insert a popsicle stick. When the wax hardens peel the fire starters out of the cardboard and you are set. Light one and throw it in a pile of brush, most effective.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 13, 2022 06:42 PM (QTYAX)

Also makes refreshing low-calorie Brandoncicles for the face colander times.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 13, 2022 06:47 PM (SH2Zi)

240 236 The funniest MASH episode to me was something about the guys wanted an incubator- all the grifters they ran across along the way to getting one, including a general who was afraid of the war coming to 'a premature peace'

then there was one where Trapper paid a Korean tailor to make him a pinstripe suit- but the suit came back with horizontal pinstripes
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2022 06:46 PM (geLO


Was that the episode with "the slicky boys?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:47 PM (s2VJv)

241 By the time he arrived on the show, Winchester was the only interesting and well-written character there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
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Yes, I remember an episode where a GI has lost a hand and can't play piano anymore. Wants to die.

Winchester brings him one-handed arrangements from a WW I veteran.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:47 PM (llXky)

242 If by "firestarter" you just mean "something that will burn" a candle stubb works great.

Tinder, meaning something that will catch with just sparks - dryer lint will likely leave you disappointed. And cold, wet, hypothermic.

One thing genuine firestarting exercises will teach you - never, ever, go out into the sticks without at least 3 or 4 guaranteed ways of making fire. Bic lighters, matches, are convenient but a magnesium bar to shave and a flint stick are gonna always work in the extreme. Zippos are excellent in high winds for people who smoke. "Try the Fan Test!"

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 06:48 PM (PNCUr)

243 Today, I think for the first time, I got an email from a customer where the signature line contained "(she/her)". I was in a conference call, and I had to mute myself, because I was about to vocalize it, and probably with disgust or disbelief.

I didn't actually make a sound but I'm glad I muted all the same.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (OaZlZ)

I've gotten a couple of those at work, thankfully not from within my company.

The annoying thing is that they have been the regular (i.e., real) pronouns, not the made-up ones.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:48 PM (rF64X)

244 Colonel Samuel Flagg was pretty funny.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:48 PM (FCAbp)

245 Frank Burns was a cartoon villain, and that was self-limited from a plot perspective. Winchester was a much more interesting character. He was often a foil for Hawkeye and B.J., but never a true villain.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (llXky)

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I can think of one episodes (and only one) where Frank was treated with anything other than derision (the episode where he had a kidney stone or a burst appendix or something, and was delirious).

Winchester gave as good as he got, and even managed to best Hawkeye and BJ on more than one occasion.

My favorite episode subplot revolves around Winchester and the Christmas chocolate. The short interaction between Winchester and Klinger has always stuck with me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (CAJOC)

246 Today, I think for the first time, I got an email from a customer where the signature line contained "(she/her)". I was in a conference call, and I had to mute myself, because I was about to vocalize it, and probably with disgust or disbelief.

I didn't actually make a sound but I'm glad I muted all the same.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (OaZlZ)

I've gotten a couple of those at work, thankfully not from within my company.

The annoying thing is that they have been the regular (i.e., real) pronouns, not the made-up ones.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believ

(continued)
So what's the point???

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (rF64X)

247 Okay, I am watching a Kate Beckinsale movie called "Jolt" where Kate plays a young woman who is such a violent psychopath that her doctor rigs up an electrode system covering her entire body that shocks her every time she's about to beat someone to a bloody pulp.

It's actually a hilarious movie so far. I'm howling.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (8gxrg)

248 12 That dryer lint advice is true. I keep a bag around the house for tinder.
Dry pine needles are also good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 13, 2022 06:06 PM (XvPQV)

Dryer lint is not edible.

Posted by: Uel Gibbons at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (AmoqO)

249 222 Wait, was Marilyn Mosby the "They just need room to deshtroy" whack job at some press conference during riots? Or am I misremembering some other whack job? There are so many.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 06:43 PM (PNCUr)


Space to destroy. Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (s2VJv)

250 Pernell Roberts was Trapper John MD

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

251 Speaking of David Ogden Stiers, he's wonderful in the North and South miniseries. You think he's like Winchester, but he's a dirty bastard.

Great heel turn!

Kirstie Alley was outstanding as proto-SJW. Her best role.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (llXky)

252 I do remember Tom Nichols being so shocked and outraged that Kavanaugh was confirmed for the Supreme Court that he claimed that he was switching to the Democratic Party.

Because that's what true Conservatives do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
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Especially, if somebody can't at least extend the courtesy to be railroaded out of a dream job.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (OaZlZ)

253 They have no choice. That 7% official inflation is more like 21% for food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (KZzsI)
Mr Flyover took me out for supper last night at a local 'eatery'. It used to be good. He said his burger was 'meh, we could've gone to Culvers.'..
Very, very sad, especially for the price. last time we're going there.
Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (Rbu5d)


I had a burger at a place in town that used to have great burgers and the best damned french-fries on the planet. I couldn't believe the nose dive. It looked the same, but the ingredients were definitely sub-par, and the fries were such a disappointment.

I think that unfortunately these poor restaurants have to balance the cost vs. cost - what they pay vs what you pay. Would you pay $18 for a burger and fries that was $9-10 a year and half ago? Or does the restaurant try to keep the prices so people will still come thru the door? I wouldn't throw a $10 at this again, but neither would I drop a $20. Biden is killing small businesses.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

254 Sounds like a name on a National Lampoon letter to the editor.

***

Their High School Yearbook was full of great names. I. P. Standing, Amanda B. Reckonwith, for example

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (7ZQe3)

255 Missed the SCOTUS thread earlier, but I would be surprised if anyone is surprised - this is exactly what they signaled they would do during oral arguments. Throw out the OSHA authored mandate, but keep the one by CMS for health care workers, because Federal Funding.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (trdmm)

256 Yes, now you have to literally the the boss's dick to get a promotion... which ironically was why homosexuals were banned from the military in the first place.
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 13, 2022 06:40 PM (Q22MZ)

Yup...."From Here To Eternal Boredom" had a part in it where the FBI came to investigate the Army guys who were getting serviced by the fags in town when they struck out with the whores at the buy me drinkee clubs.

This was left out of the movie for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

257 Today, I think for the first time, I got an email from a customer where the signature line contained "(she/her)". I was in a conference call, and I had to mute myself, because I was about to vocalize it, and probably with disgust or disbelief.

I didn't actually make a sound but I'm glad I muted all the same.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (OaZlZ)

Sigh, I am getting that on official Military Emails, on a .MIL Email system, On Official Business with the blessings of the Pentagon.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (Irn0L)

258 Shit my pants today!
Shit my pants tomorrow!!
Shit my pants forever!!!

Posted by: joey biden at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (UHVv4)

259 208 Are you sure it looks rather ragged on the edges of his face. Looks photoshopped.

He's wearing a mask, the strings look like bad photoshop edges. I'm not saying its real, just what people are identifying as obvious editing... isn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:39 PM (KZzsI)
I was going to say, that hair looks really great for a photoshop.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (Rbu5d)

260 Not the cooperating witness fandango.

That's bullshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 06:27 PM (lTtXP)

Every fucking time with this shit

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (X42kT)

261 I melt cheap candles in a shallow pan of water, and run strips of cotton cloth across it to wick up the wax, then hang it up to dry

I cut the wax impregnated cloth into short strips and roll them into rolls about the size of a cigarette filter, and store them in a plastic pill jar. They make fantastic fire lighters

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (ZMraq)

262 The picture of the "distressed" nurse from the FL story? She's just upset she didn't make the final cut of Dancing Nurses.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (sVtYq)

263 Teslas are ok fire starters, just don't count on the timing.

Posted by: klaftern at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (taPSh)

264 Dryer lint is not edible.
Posted by: Uel Gibbons at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (AmoqO)


You just need more paste.

MORE PASTE!
I SAID MORE PASTE!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (wAnMi)

265 Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 06:50 PM (wAnMi)

10 wings, fries and a drink is now $17 at Wingstop.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (FCAbp)

266 So what's the point???
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (rF64X)
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Exactly. Like putting "(a human being)" after your signature.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (OaZlZ)

267 Nichols is more rattled by pork prices than he is admitting.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (nMx88)

268 241 By the time he arrived on the show, Winchester was the only interesting and well-written character there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
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Yes, I remember an episode where a GI has lost a hand and can't play piano anymore. Wants to die.

Winchester brings him one-handed arrangements from a WW I veteran.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:47 PM (llXky)

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It didn't help that Winchester saved the guys legs at the cost of the lost arm.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (CAJOC)

269 "Don't play dumb, you're not as good at it as me"
"I have nothing to do with intelligence"
"They can't get the truth out of me, I have no idea what it is"

*Flag mentions he's the Wind, he cannot be captured and leaps out a window*
"I think the wind broke his arm"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (KZzsI)

270 On the bright side, I get off tomorrow at Noon because of the 3 day MLK holiday weekend. Your tax dollars at work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (Irn0L)

271 Didn't they used to make greenbacks out of dryer lint? Then they had to switch to something else after the counterfeiters acquired superior lint technology.

Posted by: Doge gp So Girth Wow Such Hard at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (qpX6U)

272 When someone tells me their pronouns, I just assume they're really ugly in an androgynous sort of way, and they're trying to help me know which set they are. So I have to thank them for helping me figure it out

Posted by: Wally at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (h/jQb)

273 It's actually a hilarious movie so far. I'm howling.
Posted by: Sharkman

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yeah, Jolt's a great movie. Poor Kate got screwed by the studios releasing it via streaming.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (ZZK0E)

274 So...whats really going on in Xi'an?

Posted by: redchief at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (Kab4E)

275 246 (continued)
So what's the point???
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (rF64X)


Alas, a couple of my co-workers added their pronouns to their Zoom handle, you know, the pronouns anyone would have used anyway, if they spoke English.

Even more alas, I know the sickening answer to your question. Adding pronouns shows allyship.

Just typing that word makes me crave straight rye.

Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (PQ4Fz)

276 264 Dryer lint is not edible.
Posted by: Uel Gibbons at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (AmoqO)

You just need more paste.

MORE PASTE!
I SAID MORE PASTE!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (wAnMi)

Remember the Abbott and Costello episode where they're having Hillary and Mr. Fields over for dinner and Bud tells Lou to make antipasta. Next scene is Lou in the kitchen with a jar of "Ant Paste" and he's mouthing the word out to be antipasta.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (s2VJv)

277 262 The picture of the "distressed" nurse from the FL story? She's just upset she didn't make the final cut of Dancing Nurses.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (sVtYq)

.....

Which sadly meant she was left out of the Very Brandon Christmas Spectacular at the White House.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 06:54 PM (Fk3F3)

278 The llady in blue sure seems to be pretty upset about the lack of hospitalizations in Florida.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:54 PM (OaZlZ)

279 I get the difference between the OSHA ruling and the Health ruling because they get federal funds, but I still disagree with that. It is one thing to get federal funds, it is another to force someone to have an irreversible medical procedure. Kavanaugh should grow a pair

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2022 06:54 PM (Irn0L)

280 "Multiculturalism sucked until I learned how it helps keep corrupticrats like me in office forever!"
-Joe Biden

Posted by: CppThis at January 13, 2022 06:54 PM (UewuT)

281 I think that unfortunately these poor restaurants have to balance the cost vs. cost - what they pay vs what you pay. Would you pay $18 for a burger and fries that was $9-10 a year and half ago? Or does the restaurant try to keep the prices so people will still come thru the door?

The margins on restaurants are really bad; they have to make a lot every day just to stay open. A good manager can keep the costs lower, but there are limits. Something has to give to stay open. I cannot believe how expensive prices are even at fast food joints these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

282 So what's the point???

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (rF64X)

I would say virtue signaling but so will everyone else.

Posted by: Javems at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (AmoqO)

283 The Ds winning GA last year gave Biden and his team an hallucination. I think Joe ran intending to be somewhat moderate. Left, of course.

But with 2 Ws in GA, his team sold him on being the next FDR/LBJ. " Look, they already elected you President, short two D votes in the Saenate. With the wins, they want you to transform America." MSM , Progs who helped elect.

And Joe knows he's a one termer. Why not go for broke? Do you think Obama stays awake at night thinking about the 1000 local%stare seats he caused to flip R?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (3vfZn)

284 yeah, Jolt's a great movie. Poor Kate got screwed by the studios releasing it via streaming.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (ZZK0E)

I can't look at Kate anymore since she banged that unfunny SNL loser.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (FCAbp)

285 and the vax lunatics are part of the regime propaganda that the only way to treat covid is by "prevention" and not "treatment". unbelievable.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (ZZK0E)

286 The llady lloved a llama.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (QTYAX)

287 Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:54 PM (OaZlZ)

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"Midnight at the OaZIZ...send your camel to bed."

Great hash, Axeman.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (sVtYq)

288
"Dryer lint is not edible."

You'd be surprised.

Posted by: The dust mites at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (vrz2I)

289 Speaking of crazy, this is straight out of brave new world

https://tinyurl.com/23ffzscb

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (lCui1)

290 I can't look at Kate anymore since she banged that unfunny SNL loser.

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wow. tell you what, her blonde get up in Jolt was boiiiingggg, I did not care.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (ZZK0E)

291 I melt cheap candles in a shallow pan of water, and run strips of cotton cloth across it to wick up the wax, then hang it up to dry

I cut the wax impregnated cloth into short strips and roll them into rolls about the size of a cigarette filter, and store them in a plastic pill jar. They make fantastic fire lighters

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 06:51 PM (ZMraq)

That sounds excellent. Vaseline on cotton balls is about the best for low-cost, low-effort, multi-use, quick-starting, long-burning, and low weight backpack firestarters. Stash in a ziplock bag in your pocket and you have remedy for chapped lips and cracked skin on your hands due to cold and wet conditions or work outdoors.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (SH2Zi)

292 It looks like Jennifer Rubin doesn't know what verbs are, or what they're used for.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (UHVv4)

293 181
Time to reread the Tom Nichols obituary.

A classic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:36 PM (s2VJv)

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Where exactly can I find that work?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (DcKNO)

294 I can't look at Kate anymore since she banged that unfunny SNL loser.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (FCAbp)
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She's definitely been rode hard, put away wet. Sad, but that's what Hollywood does.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (llXky)

295 Give it all to them good and hard.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2022 06:13 PM (haWye)

So, direct descendent of General Sherman?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 13, 2022 06:14 PM (ZSK0i)

That was General Grant who said "The best way to get rid of a bad law is to vigorously enforce it"

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (eoQWY)

296 Multiculturalism sucked until I learned how it helps keep corrupticrats like me in office forever!"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: CppThis at January 13, 2022 06:54 PM (UewuT)

Worth repeating.

Posted by: ... at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (X42kT)

297 Oh, boy! Is this the lint thread?

Posted by: The Maytag Repairman at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (Xrfse)

298 Bwahahahaha. I love that Klain's stupid tweet was mentioned in the SCOTUS opinion. Way to self-own, dumb ass!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (k4dH2)

299 ANOTHER 3 day weekend?

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (ZZK0E)

300 Great hash, Axeman.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 06:55 PM (sVtYq)
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My work hash looks like the name of an obscure elder god.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:57 PM (OaZlZ)

301 Bwahahahaha. I love that Klain's stupid tweet was mentioned in the SCOTUS opinion. Way to self-own, dumb ass!

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Yeah, that was beautiful. Hope it keeps him up at night in distress and angst.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 06:57 PM (sVtYq)

302 So what's the point???
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (rF64X)

just like with masks, they are showing they're one with the stuggle. True believers. Enlightened.

Posted by: Flyover, increasingly disgusted by 2022. at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (Rbu5d)

303 Didn't they used to make greenbacks out of dryer lint?

I watched a hilarious youtube thing with the guy who figured out how to counterfeit the new "uncopiable" currency. This was the first iteration of the stuff, where they had special pens to see if they were the real bill or not.

He tried out hundreds of different types of paper until he found out that... just old crappy newsprint like the use in the phone book showed the pen. Several layers of that and some UV ink and very careful plates and he had a winner.

This was back when high end photocopiers did not have special software and micro printing in them. He printed up hundreds of millions of dollars before he got nailed.

Now he does are and its pretty amazing stuff, all legit.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

304 Watched a YouTube video last week on the events of the real Great Escape, worth seeing.

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (2JoB8)

305 Can you imagine what this place would be like tonight if a Republican president with both houses of congress had put up this record of unprecedented failure in less than 1 year?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)

306 ANOTHER 3 day weekend?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (ZZK0E)


Yup, ain't life grand.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (Irn0L)

307 I save dryer lint too but just to take other dryer lint out of the filter.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (UHVv4)

308 Even more alas, I know the sickening answer to your question. Adding pronouns shows allyship.

Just typing that word makes me crave straight rye.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (PQ4Fz)

The Feminist's allies were the ones that were sexually assauting or killing them.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (eoQWY)

309 WA Gov Inslee today blamed the unvaccinated for the pandemic continuing, said everyone should be "enraged" at them.

https://bit.ly/3GwbdkY

Rage: noun; violent, uncontrollable anger

Inslee literally called for people to experience violent, uncontrollable anger at unvaccinated people. That's literally a call to violence.


Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (VCz/u)

310 You can snort dryer lint too. I don't recommend it but you can. If you forget and leave your stash in your pocket.

Posted by: Hunter at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (vrz2I)

311 The pronoun virtue signaling is just another hey lol ok at me I am woke and on that train.

It is so pathetic. Anyone who looks like a wan and uses she/her is just a fuckin Karen and just tells me I have no interest in being her friend.

We have reached peak woke and we need to start pushing back.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (haWye)

312 you know, most people of Rubin's calibre are the level at that troll the other night who kept going on about trump calling the covid a hoax. like, ok, good for you, you sad weirdo.

But Rubin is beyond eye bleach and soul blech what she manages to put into words. Not only is every word a lie, it's an insult.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (ZZK0E)

313 Bwahahahaha. I love that Klain's stupid tweet was mentioned in the SCOTUS opinion. Way to self-own, dumb ass!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (k4dH2)
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When you're as smart as I am, you can't keep it a secret.

Posted by: Supra Genius Ron Klain at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (llXky)

314 An M127A1 makes an excellent fire starter.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (OsDR6)

315 My work hash looks like the name of an obscure elder god.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:57 PM (OaZlZ)
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Or where camels get laid!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 07:00 PM (UHVv4)

316 WA Gov Inslee today blamed the unvaccinated for the pandemic continuing, said everyone should be "enraged" at them.

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How dare they keep getting the "vaccinated" sick! /s

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 07:00 PM (sVtYq)

317 Next scene is Lou in the kitchen with a jar of "Ant Paste" and he's mouthing the word out to be antipasta.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 13, 2022 06:53 PM (s2VJv)


Maybe the government should throw a few billion dollars at a study to figure out how they used to manage to make such funny bits with absolutely no sex or foul language.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:00 PM (wAnMi)

318 "WA Gov Inslee today blamed the unvaccinated for the pandemic continuing, said everyone should be "enraged" at them. "

If there was any justice in that state, he would be stapled to a telephone pole.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 07:01 PM (OsDR6)

319 Can you imagine what this place would be like tonight if a Republican president with both houses of congress had put up this record of unprecedented failure in less than 1 year?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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especially after 4 years of steady gains by a Democrap regime?

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 07:01 PM (OaZlZ)

320 Get the vax, they said. Because it, uh, it uh, does something. But don't dare get treatements.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 07:01 PM (ZZK0E)

321 I save dryer lint too but just to take other dryer lint out of the filter.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (UHVv4)
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The used dryer sheet works for that.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 13, 2022 07:01 PM (0TVNF)

322 Larry Linville spoke at college class. Very funny guy and was a classically trained actor. He played the part well.

Became an actor in HS because looked at the drama club and said to himself: there's some mighty fine chickadeesover there for this here rooster

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2022 07:02 PM (3vfZn)

323
The dancing COVID fag must have rehearsed that number. Actually took the time to do that...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2022 07:02 PM (7JBQE)

324 WA Gov Inslee today blamed the unvaccinated for the pandemic continuing, said everyone should be "enraged" at them.

https://bit.ly/3GwbdkY

Rage: noun; violent, uncontrollable anger

Inslee literally called for people to experience violent, uncontrollable anger at unvaccinated people. That's literally a call to violence.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (VCz/u)

Yes, please. Get your jab zombies to go all sporty and let's enjoy the hilarity.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 13, 2022 07:02 PM (SH2Zi)

325 Adding pronouns shows allyship.

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Like wearing a Swastika armband.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 13, 2022 07:02 PM (FVME7)

326 289 Speaking of crazy, this is straight out of brave new world

https://tinyurl.com/23ffzscb
Posted by: vmom



Just let the smug ooze over you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (sAmhv)

327 Dryer lint is not edible.
Posted by: Uel Gibbons at January 13, 2022 06:49 PM (AmoqO)
.......

But you can light pine cones on fire with it.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

328 Did you know you can eat drier lint?

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (OaZlZ)

329 Rachel Campos -Duffy going after Kamala is hilarious.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (NpAcC)

330 There seems to be two trannies on Jeopardy.

This is bizarre.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (lTtXP)

331 Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2022 06:59 PM (VCz/u)


I'm glad I don't live there.

I'd be wearing a shirt that said "Unvaxxed, Is There a Problem?" and I'd be carrying.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (Fk3F3)

332 Flounder, I use cotton balls and vaseline, but I worry about the plastic breaking and dosing everything I own with petrolatum.
The waxed cotton is a good long-term storage item

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (ZMraq)

333 ANOTHER 3 day weekend?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 13, 2022 06:56 PM (ZZK0E)
Yup, ain't life grand.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (Irn0L)


I'm waiting for them to vilify MLK for that whole "colorblind" racist tirade. Too bad that's one of the few bits of history they taught, and now it's out there so it'll be hard to retcon the whole thing. So, best to tear down his statues, strike his name from every school and boulevard and change it to BLM day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (wAnMi)

334 180 Do you think regular Tollhouse Chocolate Chip Cookies would be okay if I omitted the pecans and replaced them with walnuts, and then after I bake them I drizzled them with melted butterscotch and melted milk chocolate and then sprinkled them with chopped pecans?
Or would that be too much?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

238 Sounds great, I'll be right over.
Posted by: Flyover


MiladyJo remarks, "What it needs on top of all that is a light sprinkling of flaked salt."

Whatever flaked salt is. Something new she just acquired.

Posted by: mindful webworker - eyes cookie suspiciously, scanning for raisins at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (7mBx4)

335 Flounder, I use cotton balls and vaseline, but I worry about the plastic breaking and dosing everything I own with petrolatum.
The waxed cotton is a good long-term storage item

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (ZMraq)
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I carry lube everywhere I got!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (llXky)

336 Nichols is more rattled by pork prices than he is admitting.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2022 06:52 PM (nMx8

To think he thought that reply was an own. Like gas prices and the the availability of food aren't important.

Dumb and out of touch.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (rF64X)

337 Final present for Biden today; after Sinema killed the hope of the Voter bill, and the SCOTUS threw out his mandate, Manchin weighed in tonight and said "Hell NO I am never voting to end the filibuster." The beauty part was that he said this just a couple hours after Biden spoke to him personally and asked him to support the move. Fuck You, Joe!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (trdmm)

338 And I know you're not really Euell because he could spell his name. So I may just try eating dryer lint.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

339 There seems to be two trannies on Jeopardy.

This is bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (lTtXP)


Yeah, maybe the other one called in sick?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:05 PM (wAnMi)

340 There seems to be two trannies on Jeopardy.

We'll take Dick Tape Brands for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Trannies all the way down at January 13, 2022 07:05 PM (Xrfse)

341 @JRubinBlogger
Sinema is effectively asking the authors of Jim Crow and vote-rigging to give their permission for her to stop it. This is worse than incoherent or cowardice. It's a moral disgrace. Ask the segregationists for permission to vote for Civil Rights Act?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (rF64X)

The Authors of Jim Crow are Democrats! Is Rubin that stupid??

god our supposed elites are such idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 07:05 PM (eoQWY)

342 Bitchboy Ben Sissy only has 550 views on YouTube! I'm pretty sure AH Lloyd can beat that. Alex can beat that (but then, taking off her shirt guarantees those sweet Pornhub views, so bad example).

A lot of the "heavy rotation" politicians promoted to you need a hell of a lot of money to little effect. You are all the future: they are going extinct.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:06 PM (RJToO)

343 Sign of the times....

My wife telling our daughter in California to stock up on food stuffs.

We went to the grocery store today. Fruits, veggies, some chicken and pork chops, rice and some snacks.

For 2 people.

$170

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2022 07:06 PM (BFigT)

344 >>There seems to be two trannies on Jeopardy.


Good. I hope they both beached whales in the toilets of the women's room.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (a76tr)

345 The waxed cotton is a good long-term storage item

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (ZMraq)

Fair. To avoid dosing everything with petrolatum, fire starting is in its own separate bag, generally.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (SH2Zi)

346 Bitchboy Ben Sissy only has 550 views on YouTube! I'm pretty sure AH Lloyd can beat that.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:06 PM (RJToO)
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Thanks, I think.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (llXky)

347 Speaking of crazy, this is straight out of brave new world. https://tinyurl.com/23ffzscb

Posted by: vmom

Except that masks have be proven to be about as effective at spreading the virus as a chain link fence is at stopping a sandstorm. Even the CDC has said that. Such as stupid, vacuous, virtue signaling statement.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (VmY0m)

348 Whatever flaked salt is. Something new she just acquired.

Posted by: mindful webworker - eyes cookie suspiciously, scanning for raisins at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (7mBx4)


She's right, a little fleur de sel wild give them a nice little salted caramel-type finish.

I may just make the dough tonight and pick up some finishing salt tomorrow at the store.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (Fk3F3)

349 315 My work hash looks like the name of an obscure elder god.
Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 06:57 PM (OaZlZ)
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Or where camels get laid!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 07:00 PM (UHVv4)

His name.. Clyde?

Posted by: Ahab, the Arab, Sheikh! at January 13, 2022 07:08 PM (oHd/0)

350 I've decided I might hate Jen Rubin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 13, 2022 07:08 PM (eGTCV)

351 So it's two trannies and gay dude on Jeopardy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 07:08 PM (lTtXP)

352 The Authors of Jim Crow are Democrats! Is Rubin that stupid??

god our supposed elites are such idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 07:05 PM (eoQWY)
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Stupid and shameless. But she has no skills besides taking dictation, so that's what she does.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:09 PM (llXky)

353 Holy shit, even I think that guy dancing around begging for more jabs is a crazy loon. And I knows from crazy loons!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, angry man at the bus stop at January 13, 2022 07:09 PM (g4S+4)

354 Hey America, are you tired of losing yet?

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, angry man at the bus stop at January 13, 2022 07:09 PM (g4S+4)

355 There seems to be two trannies on Jeopardy.

This is bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (lTtXP)

That would be... double Jeopardy?

Posted by: Ahab, the Arab, Sheikh! at January 13, 2022 07:10 PM (oHd/0)

356 Klinger tries to get kicked out for being a commie


Cpl Klinger: "I'm a communist! A marxist, atheistic, card-carrying, umm..."

Col Blake: "Bolshevik."

Cpl Klinger: "No, honest!"

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 07:10 PM (786Ro)

357 There's probably 100 videos on dryer lint fire starters (and comparisons to other starters) on YT. The most common seems to be the egg carton, I saw somebody used toilet paper rolls - IIRC they then sliced off what was needed.

I'd think you just collect it when you know you've got 100% cotton. It's been ages since I've seen one of these, but I'd think you'd want to avoid microfiber and other petroleum based fabrics like nylon. Or, are those preferable?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:10 PM (wAnMi)

358 305 Can you imagine what this place would be like tonight if a Republican president with both houses of congress had put up this record of unprecedented failure in less than 1 year?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)


Get ready for all of the media slobberfests one week from today - January 20 - about the stupendously successful and history-making first year of the Biden-Harris Administration!

MOAR female and minority hires than any previous Administration! Record job creation! Stock market at all time highs! Lowest unemployment evah!

I expect Joe will do some sort of victory lap public appearance. It will all be sickening.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2022 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

359 341 @JRubinBlogger
Sinema is effectively asking the authors of Jim Crow and vote-rigging to give their permission for her to stop it. This is worse than incoherent or cowardice. It's a moral disgrace. Ask the segregationists for permission to vote for Civil Rights Act?

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Math Queen King of Greenland, the Merciless (don't/stop/believin') at January 13, 2022 06:41 PM (rF64X)

The Authors of Jim Crow are Democrats! Is Rubin that stupid??

god our supposed elites are such idiots.
Posted by: Oldcat



I'm convinced she doesn't really exist in physical form. She's just a twitter algorithm.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2022 07:10 PM (sAmhv)

360 That fuck bastard Zuckerburg needs to rot in CA. TX, do not let him in!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (CEVra)

361 My mandate is realer than yours .

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (e/8OJ)

362 Thanks, I think.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (llXky)

All I'm saying is that you could have a Rumble (or even Bitchute!) show called "Old American Talks About His Cool Guns" and you'd do a more popular job than a sitting Senator backed by a conglomerate. That doesn't mean it would be worth your time! Just that you personally have more sway than one of the puppets propped up in DC.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (RJToO)

363 So "The Penis Mightier" is finally an actual Jeopardy! subject??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (UHVv4)

364 >>I'd think you just collect it when you know you've got 100% cotton. It's been ages since I've seen one of these, but I'd think you'd want to avoid microfiber and other petroleum based fabrics like nylon. Or, are those preferable?


Just use Fritos.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (a76tr)

365 Larry Linville spoke at college class. Very funny guy and was a classically trained actor. He played the part well.
Became an actor in HS because looked at the drama club and said to himself: there's some mighty fine chickadeesover there for this here rooster
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 13, 2022 07:02 PM (3vfZn)

He was in a episode of "Night Gallery" where the students were sent to a military academy by their parents and were never allowed to leave.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (R/m4+)

366 338 And I know you're not really Euell because he could spell his name. So I may just try eating dryer lint.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

I didn't want to risk being sued by his estate.

Posted by: Javems at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (AmoqO)

367 That fuck bastard Zuckerburg needs to rot in CA. TX, do not let him in!

--

Is that glassy-eyed lizard moving his business empire to TX? Does that mean 1000s of of hard left employees moving with him?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (sVtYq)

368 So apparently there's a gay porn actor who goes by "Ace Rockwood". Ace is gonna be disappointed that his name has been sniped.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (Fp5al)

369 So the Presidential Turd of the United States has had a very, very day day.

He woke up, bright and early, not know where he was or who was sleeping next to him. Then, the Supreme Court told him to fuck off. Then Manchin and Sienna whatever told him to fuck off. Then Kamala told him to fuck off. Then the NeverTrumpers told him to fuck off.

Essentially, the entire country, in unison, just said Let's Go Brandon.

And he shit his pants around 1:30 PM. The highlight of his day.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (4fSQf)

370 All I'm saying is that you could have a Rumble (or even Bitchute!) show called "Old American Talks About His Cool Guns" and you'd do a more popular job than a sitting Senator backed by a conglomerate. That doesn't mean it would be worth your time! Just that you personally have more sway than one of the puppets propped up in DC.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (RJToO)
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Ooh. Okay then. Thank you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (llXky)

371 *shakes fist at moon*

Damn you Sinema! Damn you! Psaki told me its all your fault!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, angry man at the bus stop at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (g4S+4)

372 IIRC they then sliced off what was needed.
-----------------------
That's what the Jeopardy! trannies said!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 07:13 PM (UHVv4)

373 There seems to be two trannies on Jeopardy.

This is bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 07:03 PM (lTtXP)


It'd be a fucking hoot if the categories were things like The Bible and Biology 101.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (wAnMi)

374 So, you can only have an opinion on inflation if you drive a soy car and eat soy steaks?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (rR9K7)

375 So apparently there's a gay porn actor who goes by "Ace Rockwood". Ace is gonna be disappointed that his name has been sniped.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (Fp5al)
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Should be Ace Stoneshelves Rockwood.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (llXky)

376 The unvaccinated are the new Kulaks

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (2JoB8)

377 >>Get ready for all of the media slobberfests one week from today - January 20 - about the stupendously successful and history-making first year of the Biden-Harris Administration!

>>MOAR female and minority hires than any previous Administration! Record job creation! Stock market at all time highs! Lowest unemployment evah!

>>I expect Joe will do some sort of victory lap public appearance. It will all be sickening.

That's ok. They might be the only people in America right now with a lower approval than Biden.

You can only polish a turd just so much. Reality has a funny way of winning in the end and the reality is Biden's agenda is over.

Awful lot of money and political capital spent to lose spectacularly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

378 Psaki says the White House "will not be deterred" by the SCOTUS ruling and calls on businesses to continue mandating Covid vaccines.

http://bitly.ws/nF98

I know it's been said a million times, but just imagine if Trump had done this.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (sWM8x)

379 I save dryer lint too but just to take other dryer lint out of the filter.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 06:58 PM

*fistbump*

I use the dryer sheets, myself. Like the lint, just the right friction, no risk of damaging the screen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2022 07:15 PM (RkC6l)

380 It'd be a fucking hoot if the categories were things like The Bible and Biology 101.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (wAnMi)
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Mental Illness
Grammar
What's a Pronoun?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:15 PM (llXky)

381 A woodsman will be able to start a fire with flint and steel. Sparks, applied to tinder. Tinder is key, and has to be dry, and suitable material. Char cloth is one. Dryer lint is another. Though not if it contains synthetics. See the difference?

If you have a flame producing article, like matches or a lighter already, then the "firestarter" selection is not so critical.

As always, let's be sure to define our terms.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 07:15 PM (PNCUr)

382 I didn't want to risk being sued by his estate.
Posted by: Javems at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM (AmoqO)
.......

The pine cone and pine tree products conglomerate?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

383 Honestly never thought anyone would out do Carter. But Biden will be remembered as the absolute worst President in our nation's short history.

Imagine if the media actually cared that his son was a pedophillic grifter selling WH access through watercolors? Imagine if looking into Biden's wealth was a thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:15 PM (4fSQf)

384 You can only polish a turd just so much. Reality has a funny way of winning in the end and the reality is Biden's agenda is over.

Awful lot of money and political capital spent to lose spectacularly.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

The Rats "won" only to completely destroy themselves. I'm not sure Trump going full Franco would inspire this much revulsion and active resistance against them.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:16 PM (RJToO)

385 "This might be a case of Kumala refusing to out and play the sacrificial lamb for a lost cause."

I think that's giving her too much credit. She is either the dumbest shit in DC, or doesn't even pretend to try, kind of like the other unqualified cocksucker in over his head as Trans-Sec. Maybe both.

The fact that everything the illegimate retarded fuckface junta does is a lost cause is a red herring.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 13, 2022 07:16 PM (CEVra)

386 Holy shit, even I think that guy dancing around begging for more jabs is a crazy loon. And I knows from crazy loons!
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden

Mark Dice sez (goto 5:49) says that's prankster/youtoober Alex Stein
https://youtu.be/Fm2UQpy9BXE?start=349

Posted by: mindful webworker - The Prankster would be a good Batman villain. Bat-wedgies... at January 13, 2022 07:16 PM (7mBx4)

387 Ace had been ship dicked.

Congratulations Ace.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 13, 2022 07:16 PM (e/8OJ)

388 I'm sure Tater won't give up the fight to spin Biden's dumpster fire as a win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:17 PM (4fSQf)

389 You can only polish a turd just so much. Reality has a funny way of winning in the end and the reality is Biden's agenda is over.

Awful lot of money and political capital spent to lose spectacularly.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2022 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Bill Clinton was a master of figuring out how to get the public on his side. Guy had serious skills, and he needed them because the press was not just a bunch of pom-pom girls cheering his every move.

Now, they just jump on the bandwagon, and you know what really makes people angry? The proverbial "piss on me and tell me it's raining."

People who are watching their earnings evaporate are really going to like hearing about how they never had it so good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:17 PM (llXky)

390 Why should Texas keep Zuck out? They don't even keep the Chinese out. They let them buy up 130,000 acres on the border.

Posted by: abbynormal at January 13, 2022 07:17 PM (Xpj5t)

391 Just use Fritos.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (a76tr)


I don't think Fritos give much lint in the dryer.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 07:17 PM (ZMraq)

392 Colt Boa on GB is up to almost $22,000.00. Get it before it's gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 13, 2022 07:18 PM (OsDR6)

393 I try to keep at least 5 extra gallons of diesel around for firestarter or whatever.

Posted by: Hunter at January 13, 2022 07:18 PM (vrz2I)

394 That fuck bastard Zuckerburg needs to rot in CA. TX, do not let him in!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (CEVra)


Does anybody know where in TX he's planning on soiling? I'd guess Austin, but he'd probably prefer some virgin territory.

I know a lot of folks are freaking out about CA residents moving to their red states, but a recent survey showed that FL has had a surge in republican registration and a drop-off in dems - going from magenta to red. Something similar could be happening in other states. A lot of people are leaving because they get it.

What I don't get - is why the market is on fucking fire here - at least in the bay area. It's a total seller's market. New homes going in like mad, and dumps, and I do mean dumps are going for close to $2m in San Jose. Where are these people coming from? Or is it a stealth buy up for investment property?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at January 13, 2022 07:18 PM (wAnMi)

395 Bill Clinton was a master of figuring out how to get the public on his side. Guy had serious skills, and he needed them because the press was not just a bunch of pom-pom girls cheering his every move.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 13, 2022 07:17 PM (llXky)

Who do you think did more to effectively sandbag the Clinton Administration? Rush or Lucianne?

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:18 PM (RJToO)

396 but I'd think you'd want to avoid microfiber and other petroleum based fabrics like nylon. Or, are those preferable?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

Yeah, wife and I tried lint. Decided it needed to be all cotton.

Posted by: Mky aka Marilyn at January 13, 2022 07:19 PM (cPGH3)

397 Why should Texas keep Zuck out? They don't even keep the Chinese out. They let them buy up 130,000 acres on the border.
Posted by: abbynormal at January 13, 2022 07:17 PM (Xpj5t)
........

At least those Chinese know how to build a wall.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

398 Here's my thought on hospitals getting swamped.

If one has WuFlu symptoms, mild ones, like as reported for this Omigod variant, MUST a hospital admit you if you insist you need a bed?

'Cause I think not only does the hospital HAVE to admit you, they WANT to admit you for the $$.

And all these weenies that are testing positive with Omigod are so spooked, most of them, that even WITHOUT symptoms many will be wanting to go to hospital.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 13, 2022 07:19 PM (KiBMU)

399 So apparently there's a gay porn actor who goes by "Ace Rockwood". Ace is gonna be disappointed that his name has been sniped.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 13, 2022 07:12 PM

*considers asking how Ian gained this knowledge*

*decides that some things should remain a mystery*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2022 07:20 PM (RkC6l)

400 the only reason Zuckerberg is moving to TX is to corrupt it. like he did Georgia. that turned blue.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2022 07:20 PM (V13WU)

401 So with the SC upholding the health provider portion, expect incredible wait times to see a doctor and no nurses to be found.

I'm sure they will start importing more doctors from India and Mexico to make up the losses. Or force the national guard medics to empty bed pans.

This is going to be a major shitshow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:20 PM (4fSQf)

402 Is Rubin that stupid??
god our supposed elites are such idiots.
Posted by: Oldcat
I'm convinced she doesn't really exist in physical form. She's just a twitter algorithm.
Posted by: Puddleglum

That's a relief, at least she won't be eaten by her cats when she shuffles off.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 13, 2022 07:20 PM (CEVra)

403 Maybe the Texas climate will be good for his acne.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2022 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

404 Cause I think not only does the hospital HAVE to admit you, they WANT to admit you for the $$.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 13, 2022 07:19 PM (KiBMU)

If you have less than the approved number of jabs (three and counting!) you would be crazy to go to a hospital! Current procedures and a staff who regards you as a barbarian enemy makes your chances of survival plummet.

Seriously- stay at home and take your chances.

Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:21 PM (RJToO)

405 Facebook's bought half all the space in a 66-floor tower being built now in downtown Austin.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 13, 2022 07:22 PM (KiBMU)

406 Just use Fritos.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2022 07:11 PM (a76tr)

Fritos are edible.

Posted by: Uel Gibbons at January 13, 2022 07:23 PM (AmoqO)

407 Klinger carried a Garand. With style

Posted by: f'd at January 13, 2022 07:23 PM (vrz2I)

408 I'm sure Tater won't give up the fight to spin Biden's dumpster fire as a win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Fatboy just just can't put down the Baby Ruth at the bottom of the pool. Even though it really isn't a Baby Ruth.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 13, 2022 07:24 PM (CEVra)

409 Every now and again, I like to check out what the lefties say on-line at DailyKos. Bidens decline and political defeats are pushing them over the edge, and now the check-the-block nature of Harris's nomination is coming home to roost and they just cannot believe how incompetent she really is. But it can't be her fault. No, not her fault. It's because of the well-known pro-GOP press bias. And racism. This is good stuff.

But there is also, 100%, no contest, an offensive amount of extra scrutiny and criticism applied to Harris because she is the first woman vice president and the first Black vice president and the first Asian American vice president. Harris is being hit with a toxic combination of sexism and racism and the media's established tendency to defer to Republicans while trashing Democrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2022 07:24 PM (g4S+4)

410 Jeebus. Realize I just posted with Ace's next post's theme.
Call me Emily Latella.

Posted by: Mky at January 13, 2022 07:24 PM (cPGH3)

411 Facebook's bought half all the space in a 66-floor tower being built now in downtown Austin.



==


and then they gonna put those little no gun sign on the doors..and then they gonna pour 400 million in local elections then gubernatorial elections a year. and then Texas will look and vote like California.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2022 07:24 PM (V13WU)

412 Here's my thought on hospitals getting swamped.


Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 13, 2022 07:19 PM (KiBMU)

They are just lying again. The last 2 times hospitals were swamped, so was Tik Tok with videos of nurses dancing in the halls of the empty hospitals.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 07:25 PM (eoQWY)

413 oh FFS! ...


@CNN
Massachusetts schools use dogs to sniff out Covid-19 https://cnn.it/3I5FI1F
1:31 AM Jan 13, 2022

Posted by: Hands at January 13, 2022 07:25 PM (786Ro)

414 they ate up CO and NM and Az. TX is a big and awesome prize.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2022 07:25 PM (V13WU)

415 Probably mentioned, but wasn't Texas on the Liberal Boycott list because of the abortion laws?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:25 PM (4fSQf)

416 @394

>>Or is it a stealth buy up for investment property?

Blackrock is buying up everything.

I can't imagine normal people are buying 2 million dollar properties.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 13, 2022 07:26 PM (lTtXP)

417 and the media's established tendency to defer to Republicans while trashing Democrats.
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I've read leftist twatter morons claim the NYT and our CBC are right-wing. They really are nuts.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 07:26 PM (UHVv4)

418 Nood y'all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 13, 2022 07:27 PM (BFigT)

419 Tom Nichols is a weasel scut. Hypocrisy is one of his virtues.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2022 07:27 PM (KATBx)

420 Who do you think did more to effectively sandbag the Clinton Administration? Rush or Lucianne?
Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2022 07:18 PM (RJToO)

Clinton himself.

After the first 2 years, he governed more or less like DeSantis or Trump, give or take a foreign policy disaster here or there. He even kept the Dems from boosting taxes as a policy until Obama became the next light bringer.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 13, 2022 07:27 PM (eoQWY)

421 Meta is going to be an abysmal failure. Facebook cannot get new users as kids moved on years ago. Facebook's main demographic is wine moms posting pictures of their kids.

Not a growth market. And VR headsets are stupid expensive and all that tech will be harder to get once China buttfucks Taiwan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:27 PM (4fSQf)

422 347 Speaking of crazy, this is straight out of brave new world. https://tinyurl.com/23ffzscb

Posted by: vmom

Except that masks have be proven to be about as effective at spreading the virus as a chain link fence is at stopping a sandstorm. Even the CDC has said that. Such as stupid, vacuous, virtue signaling statement.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2022 07:07 PM (VmY0m)


It sounds like COVID Joe really will set-up a program to send three N95 masks to everyone who requests them. Terrific. It will be a total waste of N95 masks. When people receive them and learn how hard it is to breathe in a properly fitted N95, 99.9 percent will cut holes in them or intentionally not fit them properly. They'll handle the masks with bare hands many times a day, and wear each one for many days, both no-no's for maintaining N95-level filtering.

All it will accomplish is giving the Karens another thing to scold people about: Wearing a non-N95-labeled mask where masks are still required by the local Blue Covidiot politicians

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2022 07:28 PM (AMIL/)

423 Massachusetts schools use dogs to sniff out Covid-19
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They use a choo choo dogs!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 13, 2022 07:28 PM (UHVv4)

424 Harris because she is the first woman vice president and the first Black vice president and the first Asian American vice president

A veritable Swiss army knife!

Posted by: Trannies all the way down at January 13, 2022 07:28 PM (Xrfse)

425 How about steel wool for a fire starter?

Posted by: dartist at January 13, 2022 07:29 PM (+ya+t)

426 Or the Brick Top method. "Feed 'im to the pigs, Errol!"
Posted by: Insomniac

Goody gumdrops!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 13, 2022 07:30 PM (CEVra)

427 The "How to survive for five days in the woods" stuff is fun, but if we are really at that point, we have lost. Maybe they cut off or "throttle" (restrict/reduce) electricity or fuel oil for heat ... they already do that.

But surviving in the woods is not winning. We have to win now ... that takes a more aggressive approach against the commies in our midst. The initial action is maybe taking back the school boards ... good start. "gee, please stop raping our children, mentally and physically".

Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2022 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

428 ...But that's what Rick Perry was always doing. ...
Locusts.

Never forget that Zuckerberg spent $350 million of his own money to get out the vote in the bluest of blue districts -- including in Texas -- in order to swing the election for Biden.



Gregg Abbott is no Rick Perry that's for sure.



Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 07:33 PM (1Avgt)

429 and then they gonna put those little no gun sign on the doors..and then they gonna pour 400 million in local elections then gubernatorial elections a year. and then Texas will look and vote like California.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2022 07:24 PM (V13WU)

So I shouldn't even bother voting, but instead should just sit around and pout and whine.

Posted by: Cow Demon at January 13, 2022 07:34 PM (CdZ4i)

430 Noooooooooood

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2022 07:40 PM (4fSQf)

431 Here's the plausible explanation for why Epps was taken off the wanted poster, he is a cooperating witness. That's why he wasn't charged.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2022 06:26 PM (NpAcC)
Witness to what ? His own crimes ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2022 06:30 PM (TdaKq)


==========================

Yes and all the other people in Oath Keepers he can ENTRAP. All those emails, (probably recorded) phone conversations, likely videos made by his "Handlers" in the FBI / BATFE / DHS.

He will turn on them and Rat Them Out.

Why? Because he is a scumbag. And they likely have a felony or fifteen they are holding over his head. He will sing like a canary to keep his own ass out of prison.

Posted by: rd at January 13, 2022 08:00 PM (Z32m1)

432 Great meme at the top, ace.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at January 13, 2022 08:38 PM (dTWx7)

433 Alex Klein punking the Dallas City Council restores hope in my shriveled little brain.

Posted by: Paul in Texas at January 14, 2022 12:23 AM (kYyDC)

434 For the drier lint fire starter: smear a bit of vaseline in the fibers, fires up hotter and faster.

Posted by: David Stevens at January 14, 2022 02:40 AM (JcnFx)

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