Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (1/12/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"To the engineer falls the work of creating from the dry bones of scientific fact the living body of industry. It is he whose intellect and direction bring to the world the comforts and necessities of daily need. Unlike the doctor, his is not the constant struggle to save the weak. Unlike the soldier, destruction is not his prime function. Unlike the lawyer, quarrels are not his daily bread. Engineering is the profession of creation and construction, of stimulation of human effort and accomplishment." Herbert Hoover


Quote II

But two weeks and some 650 days into “flattening the curve,” I’m done. I don’t care what cable news is blaring on about these days: In this house, Covid is over. Bari Weiss


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It's good meat for the base. The MSM isn't going to carry it. And Chuck U Schumer cannot be shamed.

Passionate. Driven. Soaring. Eloquent. Those are the words people use for amazing speeches. Speeches that stir the soul and fire the mind. And they are not the words for Sen. Tom Cotton’s speech about the filibuster today.

The words you’d use for this? Genius. Incredible. Damning. And of course: Will be ignored by CNN and the rest of the media.

It consists entirely of Chuck Schumer’s past remarks about the filibuster. And it is, to choose one perfect word: DEVASTATING.

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Of course it can.

Cannabis could treat and prevent emerging Covid-19 variants

Scientists have discovered a way to treat Covid-19 infections and the answer seems to be an unusual one — marijuana.

Researchers have found that cannabis contains compounds that can prevent infection from the Covid-19 virus by blocking its entry into cells.

A study by scientists found that two acids, commonly found in hemp varieties of cannabis, cannabigerolic acid (CBGA) and cannabidiolic acid (CBDA) can bind to the spike protein of SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes Covid-19.

Don't the munchies add to obesity?


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Perhaps the old phrase, "Throw a way the key" should make a come back.New Mexico Jail Forced Into Lockdown After Cyberattack Incapacitates Cameras, Doors

A cyberattack has left an Albuquerque area jail without access to its camera feeds, databases, or automated doors.

A suspected ransomware attack in New Mexico has incapacitated services for an entire county, including the local jail—which frighteningly lost access to its camera feeds, facility databases, and automated doors.

Bernalillo County, which is the most populous in the state and includes its largest city, Albuquerque, was thrown into chaos last week when the cyberattack hobbled services across the government. The attack, which took place on Jan. 5, forced the closure of county offices, threatened databases, and caused major problems for the processing of everything from local property deals to marriage licenses, all of which rely on the county’s network.


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RIP Ronnie Spector.

Ronnie Spector, who sang some of the greatest songs of the '60s and was referred to as the original "bad girl of rock 'n' roll," has died. She was 78 and fought a short battle with cancer.

A statement released to Spector's social media pages and website reads: "Our beloved earth angel, Ronnie, peacefully left this world today after a brief battle with cancer. She was with family and in the arms of her husband, Jonathan. Ronnie lived her life with a twinkle in her eye, a spunky attitude, a wicked sense of humor and a smile on her face. She was filled with love and gratitude. Her joyful sound, playful nature and magical presence will live on in all who knew, heard or saw her."



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Is Canada ready for Moron Village? For $2.3 million we could find out.

Buy a ‘Swiss Village’ Near a Canadian Rockies Ski Town for $2.3 Million
In 2021, a piece of Canadian mountain history went up for sale — six pieces of it, to be exact. But the listing set off alarms among local historical preservationists.

Sick of the ski lodge? Now, you can buy the six Swiss chalet-style houses of the Edelweiss Village in the Canadian Rockies. The six homes housed a retinue of world-class Swiss alpinists who climbed and guided prolifically in the area in the early 1900s.

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Hopefully Twitter is next.

ON TUESDAY, FEDERAL judge James E. Boasberg ruled that the Federal Trade Commission’s effort to break up Facebook could move forward. The case itself is far from decided. But by blessing the FTC’s theory that a monopoly can harm consumers even when its product is free, the judge has signaled that Facebook—and other tech platforms—are not invincible.

It’s a big turnaround from last summer. In June, Boasberg, a judge on the United States District Court for the District of Columbia, granted Facebook’s motion to dismiss the case. (The company has since rebranded itself as Meta Platforms, but Facebook remains the named defendant.) The problem, he held, was that the FTC—which is seeking to reverse Facebook’s acquisitions of Instagram and WhatsApp—hadn’t provided any evidence that the company was a monopoly. But in that same ruling, Boasberg gave a clear blueprint for how to revive the case. All the government had to do was provide evidence that Facebook has a dominant share of the social networking market.


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National health care, what can go wrong? 'Extraordinarily distressing': Cancer patients forced to wait months for treatment

Cancer patients are missing out on precious “survival time”, suffering from treatable pain, and experiencing mental anguish while waiting longer than recommended for radiation oncology treatment at all but one of New Zealand’s public hospitals, experts say.

In some cases, a person’s cancer had grown so much while they waited for treatment that they had to have surgery instead, radiation oncologist and Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Radiologists (RANZCR) fellow Dr Shaun Costello​ said.


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I really don't think our armed forces needs Brandon Scott Price.


A Kentucky judge this month gave a man charged convicted of sexual assault a perplexing choice: join the military or go to jail.

Judge Thomas Wingate handed down a 12-month sentence suspended for two years to Brandon Scott Price for second-degree sexual assault, a Class A misdemeanor. If the 28-year-old were to enlist in the military in the next month, however, Wingate would apparently overturn any jail time, according to Frankfort, Kentucky’s State Journal newspaper.

“If you don’t enroll in 30 days, you can report to the Franklin County Regional Jail,” Wingate said. “You are under the gun, young man. You gotta do it.”


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Let me help you take your mind off the empty shelves and inflation due to Mush Mouth, Resident of the White House.

Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior

WASHINGTON, D.C.- According to a report from Breitbart News, data released by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) show that more than 50,000 migrants released by the agency with instructions to report to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) once at their desired United States location, have failed to do so.

The Notice to Report (NTR) process was implemented to help the Border Patrol ease detention facility overcrowding in 2021.


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On occasion The ONT is brought to you by marketing stunts that have gone wrong. Here are a number of them.


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Call me old fashion. But the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I do wonderfully well with pen and paper and old fashioned menus and shopping lists.

The Best Meal-Planning Apps, Because You’re Sick of Doing It Yourself
The time has come to hand the responsibility of planning all these endless meals over to an app.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 12 Jan 1946
American musician, composer, singer and producer George Duke. He released over thirty solo albums, of which A Brazilian Love Affair from 1980 was his most popular. Duke worked with other musicians, particularly Frank Zappa and also appeared on Michael Jackson's Off The Wall album. He died on August 5, 2013 aged 67.via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 12 Jan 1969
Led Zeppelin's debut album was released in the UK. Recorded at Olympic Studios in Barnes, London, the album took only about 36 hours of studio time to complete at a cost of just £1,782, most of the tracks being recorded 'live' in the studio with very few overdubs. The album spent a total of 71 weeks on the UK chart. via thisdayinmusic.com


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I guess dining in tonight is out of the question. Genius Award Winner.

A Metropolis woman was arrested after throwing a crockpot during a domestic disturbance last week.

Metropolis Police said they were called to the Spence Apartments and saw 20-year-old Hailey M. Dummitt of Metropolis get into a parked car as they arrived.

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Some kids got some nice Christmas presents. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Yesterday, I saw a headline that caught my eye, which said that basketball legend Shaquille O’Neill, in his effort to make sure kids get “good toys” for Christmas, said that he bought 1,000 Nintendo Switches and PS5s for local kids in Georgia.

Digging into it further, and listening to the exact quote on Gary Vee’s podcast, here’s what he said:

“I called you know, my friend from Nintendo Switch. Ordered about 1,000 Switches and 1,000 PS5s. I went to Walmart and got bikes. So you know yesterday, at this little elementary school in McDonough Georgia, kids were crying, kids were happy. And that’s what it’s all about.”


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Perfect Moron Gift.

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And I would've got away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that darned ONT!

umwhat?

Posted by: mindful webworker - slowly go the days... at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (yqFBR)

2

! ערשטער

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (eWH9R)

3 Not first

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (4fSQf)

4 Howdy Mis Hum and thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (mZUr4)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (mD/uy)

6 Fist

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (sJHOI)

7

Italicans!

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (eWH9R)

8 Drat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

9 A first barrel?? Wow. That doesn't happen often.

March!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (4fSQf)

10 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (5cL3e)

11 Top ten

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (nHzHV)

12 Mis Hum to the barrel??

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mZUr4)

13 And another day done

Posted by: IanDeal at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (nzV7Y)

14 Always Late

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (9Z9xw)

15 Stupid iPad.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (nHzHV)

16 Good for Shaq. He's a rare humble gem in the cesspool of professional sportball players.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (4fSQf)

17 Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (VxC1e)

18 12 Mis Hum to the barrel??
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mZUr4)

Nope.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

19 Ha, that one tree....

"Hey what's over here?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (6FeV1)

20 Tower of Power, -> tight

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (9Z9xw)

21 Most I know about Ronnie Spector is she survived Phil's psycho, controlling ass.

Rest In Peace

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (sJHOI)

22 On this day: 12 Jan 1969
Led Zeppelin's debut album was released in the UK.


Outstanding album! Gets better with every listen.

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (mZUr4)

23 Led Zeppelin's debut album was released in the UK.

An astonishingly good blues album.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (I2/tG)

24 Thanks for the ONT.

Is that that volcanic lake in oregon? Crater Lake? (Seems like there should be 100 'Crater Lakes'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:04 PM (f4mjo)

25 good evening

Posted by: wing at January 12, 2022 10:05 PM (PlW9M)

26 We got nooded.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:05 PM (W+kMI)

27 Dazed and Confused gets a little old the 1000th time you've heard it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:05 PM (f4mjo)

28 Yes. In this house Covid is, and has been for some time, over.
Good evening lovely night walkers...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (DKhCP)

29 Marketing stunts gone wrong: $.05 beer night 6/4/1974 Cleveland Stadium. Indians vs. Texas Rangers

"I went to a ballgame and a riot broke out!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (mD/uy)

30 No you stupid twat judge, you do not force a rapist to go join the military...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (ldAZg)

31 Flicks BIC for Zep

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (BFigT)

32 Mis Hum to the barrel??
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mZUr4)

Nope.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)


Pretty sneaky. Your "Posted by" line was definitely in italics for a while. I think you just did the equivalent of blaming the dog for a fart

Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (mZUr4)

33 Sorry Bari Weiss, but as much as you want to sound like you are sane...you are still a fucking lunatic.

You didn't focus your intellect on the issue when you had the chance in early 2020. You bought into your partisan politics and your worship of the elites and all the other baggage that stupid people bring to our current mess.

Your sea change is too little and too late.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (Q9lwr)

34 Herbert Hoover was probably the last President that had an independently earned competency!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)

35 Shaq is a good dude. Big of him to give some kids a happy Christmas.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (W+kMI)

36 Which beer pairs best with Lifebuoy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (VxC1e)

37 Covid is just like, you know, uh, a state of mind, maaaaaaaaan...

Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (UewuT)

38 No you stupid twat judge, you do not force a rapist to go join the military...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (ldAZg)


Come on Anna, we no longer expect integrity anywhere else in the feral gummint, why should the military be the exception?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

39 And now I have Dazed and Cinfused stuck in my head. Hmmm, would prefer Immigrant's Song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (f4mjo)

40 Pretty sneaky. Your "Posted by" line was definitely in italics for a while. I think you just did the equivalent of blaming the dog for a fart
Posted by: Doof at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (mZUr4

I regularly have formatting errors. And it's not barrel worthy. I know, because I'm a cob.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

41 Led Zep 1 was my first rock album.

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (tMeC9)

42 Indeed. RIP, Ronnie.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (Xrfse)

43 And good for Shaquille O'Neill

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (ldAZg)

44 Howdy morons.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (/bKbU)

45 I regularly have formatting errors. And it's not barrel worthy. I know, because I'm a cob.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:08 PM (aA3+G)


And that's not all, you're a cob with a dental plan...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

46 OK, who's turn is it to go to the ER tonight?

Posted by: Tiny Tom Thumb at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (snngm)

47 Bari Weiss is like a the upper class Ann Althouse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (f4mjo)

48 Good evening Anna.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (/bKbU)

49 47 Bari Weiss is like a the upper class Ann Althouse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (f4mjo)

That's not saying much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

50 The worst marketing stunt will always be WKRP's turkey drop.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (4fSQf)

51 Have we heard back from Clyde and Gourmand on their late night ER adventures?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (ldAZg)

52 And good for Shaquille O'Neill
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:09 PM (ldAZg)


Sad that his actions are so far out of the norm that we notice and admire them, but yes "Good on Shaq!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

53 It's not just weather control machines!

From the Daily Mail:

Hamas claims it has captured an 'Israeli spy dolphin equipped with weapons and capable of assassinating its fighters' off of Gaza

Posted by: Hamas! at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (I2/tG)

54 The worst marketing stunt will always be WKRP's turkey drop.

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." - Mr. Carlson

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (ldAZg)

55 The Kentucky guy was a guard at a jail. Said a woman needed to go to the hospital and took her himself.

Fucknut. Agreed with Anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (f4mjo)

56 OK, who's turn is it to go to the ER tonight?
Posted by: Tiny Tom Thumb
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I am *not* drawing a straw.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (4Vkwh)

57 Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior

And meanwhile, the relentless snipe hunt for "white supremacists" continues.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (Xrfse)

58 RIP Ronnie Spector. The people that gave us the good music pass away, as they must, and we're left behind with the recordings and the memories.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (W+kMI)

59 That's not saying much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

Maybe not 'Upper class'. Althouse would probably say she is the upper class ann althouse.

Ethnic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (f4mjo)

60 The medical establishment remains singularly focused on this virus, even as life-saving vaccines have been available to every adult in America who wants them for almost a year now.

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Is there any proof of this?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (FL2DL)

61 The General must pay Shaq pretty well.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (FCAbp)

62 51 Have we heard back from Clyde and Gourmand on their late night ER adventures?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Not today I think

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (lCui1)

63 So the perfect moron gift. I'm not a fan. But just because it uses suction cups. I never have success with like a suction cup shaving mirror staying in the shower. I can't imagine a speak with the added weight of a beer staying on the wall.

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (vMCab)

64 Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior

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Wait, were they vaccinated?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (FL2DL)

65 No you stupid twat judge, you do not force a rapist to go join the military...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM

You assume my intent is to help him, not to weaken the military.

Posted by: Stupid Twat Judge at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (RkC6l)

66 Led Zep 1 was my first rock album.

Posted by: davidt




CCR Bayou Country

Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (geLO8)

67 Call me old fashion. But the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I do wonderfully well with pen and paper and old fashioned menus and shopping lists.

So you aren't among those people who have those meal kits delivered to your home? There are people out there who need a Betty Crocker cookbook.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)

68 Someone in the previous thread said Clyde was under observation.

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (tMeC9)

69 As for the six chalets, tempting. But need to win lottery. And well not a fan of the cold. So would have to pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (ldAZg)

70 Is there any proof of this?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:13 PM (FL2DL)

I think it's in the same vein as "jobs created or saved"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (6FeV1)

71 30 No you stupid twat judge, you do not force a rapist to go join the military...
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I thought that in the old days (pre-Peanut) it was the wild boys convicted of misdemeanors who got to make the choice, not convicted felons. Isn't a felony supposed to disbar a person from military service?

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (W+kMI)

72 Which beer pairs best with Lifebuoy?
Posted by: Cicero
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Narragansett...the soap really compliments the beer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (4Vkwh)

73 Shaq always seemed like a classy, low-key guy. I wish we had more sportsball guys like Shaq and less arrogant dickheads like LeBron James.

Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (UewuT)

74 > Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior


This is bullshit.

It's more like 50 million.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (BFigT)

75 63 So the perfect moron gift. I'm not a fan. But just because it uses suction cups. I never have success with like a suction cup shaving mirror staying in the shower. I can't imagine a speak with the added weight of a beer staying on the wall.
Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2022 10:14 PM (vMCab)

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The instructions say you should use light beer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (VxC1e)

76 Thanks for another swell ONT, Mis Hum!

That photo up top is spectacular. That island seems so lonely and yet so proud.

I guess I'm old fashioned too... I prefer my lists in handwritten form.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (Yaym4)

77 So you aren't among those people who have those meal kits delivered to your home? There are people out there who need a Betty Crocker cookbook.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (+lVUW)d


No meal kits delivered. Although a friend of mine turned me onto Henry's House of Coffee in San Francisco. Damn fine coffee.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

78 Someone in the previous thread said Clyde was under observation.
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (tMeC9)

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He's not the only one.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (VxC1e)

79 The instructions say you should use light beer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (VxC1e


Electricity and water do not mix!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (4fSQf)

80 68 Someone in the previous thread said Clyde was under observation.
Posted by: davidt

Yeah his last post in last night's ONT said they think it's Bell's Palsy but they were keeping him for 24 hours coz his blood pressure was high

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (lCui1)

81 Well, at least tomorrow's alarm clock ain't gonna be that 0530 again. 0730 means another couple hours o'snooze, and to celebrate..

*pours bourbon*

Cheers, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (QzJWU)

82 I have a car question, my wife wants me to buy a 2011 Ford Ranger that was clearly well cared for, but spent 10 years on the Oregon coast and is showing corrosion on the springs, frames and various other parts.

Should I buy another pickup instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq)

83 Exactly, it used to be that way. But this is no longer Vietnam.

And if the military is scraping the barrel, don't think even the Army would accept such a guy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ldAZg)

84 I had no...ZERO...idea about how cheaply made Zepplin's first album was. whoa.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZZK0E)

85 >I guess I'm old fashioned too... I prefer my lists in handwritten form.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Believing in America at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (Yaym4)


Me too. On clay tablets.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (/bKbU)

86 When George Duke transitions into Uncle Remus, that is my definition of a religious experience.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (KbCG3)

87 re: Swiss Village in Canuckistan

2.3 million? We could get jwest and Joe Xiden to finance out of the spare change in their couch cushions.

I think that town is not big enough for all of us, if you know what I am saying. Banhammer in person is what? Stocks? Pillory? Oubliette?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (f4mjo)

88 Now, what I remember is that the French Foreign Legion would take felons, but no necessarily convicted ones. Of course, they had some stricter rules than the U.S. Army.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (W+kMI)

89 "the FTC's theory that a monopoly can harm consumers even when its product is free:"

This is where it will get interesting. Facehole could have this thrown out pretty easily, but they'd have to publicly state what is patently obvious but what so many people choose not to believe. Facebook "users" are not Facebook's customers. They are Facebook's product. Facebook's customers are advertising firms.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (lNHqD)

90 I drove thirteen hours over two days to get from the Bay Area to my new home in Arizona. The whole time, my parrot was in a cage on the passenger seat.

I was playing the radio, but my bird had eyes only for me. She stared at me the whole time, as if to confirm that this bizarre endless journey was all right, because I was with her.

The only exception was the two times that "Be My Little Baby" came on the radio. She stared at the radio for the whole song, making happy little peeping noises.

RIP Ronnie.

Posted by: Splunge at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (PQ4Fz)

91
National health care, what can go wrong? 'Extraordinarily distressing': Cancer patients forced to wait months for treatment

My impression is that national health care may work all right if you just have sniffles or piles, but if it's anything more serious you're SOL.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)

92 Nah, the Barrel would be an Oubliette.

The Wheel?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (f4mjo)

93 82 I have a car question, my wife wants me to buy a 2011 Ford Ranger that was clearly well cared for, but spent 10 years on the Oregon coast and is showing corrosion on the springs, frames and various other parts.

Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq


Sounds like a massive headache in the making. Rust doesn't sleep.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (4fSQf)

94 The Best Meal-Planning Apps

Wonder if they wear their masks in the house?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (9Z9xw)

95 >>Should I buy another pickup instead?

Posted by: Kindltot



OF COURSE

Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (geLO8)

96 American engineers are gone. They're all woke automatons. Steely-eyed missile men are dead.

Posted by: MikeN at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (RG/KJ)

97 I'm OK. Wasn't a kidney stone, more like a pinched nerve in my lumbar region.
Thanks for asking.
You meet the nicest people in the ER.
Some need a bath, but, other than that... s/

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (jTmQV)

98 > Covid Deaths in Michigan's long-term care facilities are 42% higher than the Whitmer Administration admitted, according prelim. report by state Auditor General.

https://bit.ly/3tpbZwq

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (i0wNm)

99 Zappa medley! In January!
MisHum, you can be awfully crafty sometimes....

Very nice, though....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (DKhCP)

100 >96 American engineers are gone. They're all woke automatons. Steely-eyed missile men are dead.
Posted by: MikeN at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (RG/KJ)



Bullshit.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (/bKbU)

101 87 re: Swiss Village in Canuckistan

2.3 million? We could get jwest and Joe Xiden to finance out of the spare change in their couch cushions.

I think that town is not big enough for all of us, if you know what I am saying. Banhammer in person is what? Stocks? Pillory? Oubliette?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (f4mjo)

Oh no, Mr. Moo Moo could be a possible suitor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

102 Me too. On clay tablets.
Posted by: Muad'dib
----

I've always suspected that many on the cave drawings are actually shopping lists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (uzXYw)

103 Clyde has Bells Palsy. They were keeping him for 24 hrs observation.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (2NHgQ)

104 Glad it was only a pinched nerve and you didn't have to piss any pine cones out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (ldAZg)

105 99 Zappa medley! In January!
MisHum, you can be awfully crafty sometimes....

Very nice, though....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:20 PM (DKhCP)

George Duke played in his band for a long time. Just had to.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

106 Passing a stone is no joke. Still better than being inside you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (f4mjo)

107 Anna, Gourmand posted that he found out it was a back strain and not incipient kidney stones

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (ZMraq)

108 From previous thread..another good thing about a CCW, at least if you live in an area without Soros affiliated police and maybe even there depending on the individual cop is that if you get pulled over and hand it to the cop with your license he knows right away that you aren't a felon and passed a background check. Imagine the mental stress on walking up on unknown people all day. Leaving out any discussion of your personal opinion of law enforcement officers you have to admit that anything that makes them less edgy is a good thing for you.

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 12, 2022 10:21 PM (3/XaG)

109 Should I buy another pickup instead?

*

Whole bunch of variables in that discussion. Price, how it will be used, where it will be driven, etc.

If it's cheap enough and you're just going to drive it into the ground on salty roads, sure, why not. But if you intend to keep it for any amount of time it might be worth reconsidering. Frame rust especially would be my clear line of "nope" unless they were almost giving it away, and even then I'd think twice about it because the metal can no longer act the way it's supposed to in a wreck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (FL2DL)

110 Call me old fashion. But the Fabulous Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I do wonderfully well with pen and paper and old fashioned menus and shopping lists.

I just did one of those tonight for the weekend of cooking. Old ways are best.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (qpolg)

111 Ronnie Spector is another grim milestone in Biden's Dark Winter Of Death.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)

112 Speaking of woke, just read an article about a movement to rename Pike's Peak

they wanna give it some Indian name no one's ever heard of

Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO8)

113 Yeah, I wasn't looking forward to any of that. From what I read stones can be up to 10mm.
I own a 10mm pistol.
I can't imagine passing a round thru my gentles.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (jTmQV)

114 Saw Duke's last performance with Cannonball Adderley before he moved to Zappa. Adderley was mystified, yeah.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (9Z9xw)

115 Speaking of woke, just read an article about a movement to rename Pike's Peak

they wanna give it some Indian name no one's ever heard of
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO

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Two Dogs Fucking Peak?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (VxC1e)

116 A Kentucky judge this month gave a man charged convicted of sexual assault a perplexing choice: join the military or go to jail.

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The Nazis had the Dirlewanger Brigade of convicted sex offenders and other sociopaths because there are some things a regular sociopath Nazi won't do.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirlewanger_Brigade

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (FVME7)

117 84 I had no...ZERO...idea about how cheaply made Zepplin's first album was. whoa.
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There is a certain bare-bones power to the first album that really showed what they were about to do to rock and roll. No fancy tricks, no layering, no "wall of sound", just four dudes, their instruments, and their desire to rock it out. Now, I started with album #4 and worked backwards, to get #1 first. But there was some good stuff in #1 that showed the might of #4 wasn't a fluke, it was the product of a lot of playing and a lot of power.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (W+kMI)

118 113 Yeah, I wasn't looking forward to any of that. From what I read stones can be up to 10mm.
I own a 10mm pistol.
I can't imagine passing a round thru my gentles.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (jTmQV)

10mm would not come out on it's own. One I had was 4.5mm (confirmed when I measured after passing it.) The ER doc at the time that it was an edge case on whether it would come out on it's own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:23 PM (f4mjo)

119 Although, maybe if you had a ureter the size of Stacey Abrams...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (f4mjo)

120 Evenin', Horde!

Has anyone reported cause of death for Bob Saget yet?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (CAJOC)

121 The Nazis had the Dirlewanger Brigade of convicted sex offenders and other sociopaths because there are some things a regular sociopath Nazi won't do.

Not reading the Wiki but going from memory. They operated in the Baltic states. Really evil dudes whom the SS used as rape and execution squads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (ldAZg)

122 Ronnie Spector is another grim milestone in Biden's Dark Winter Of Death.

He's The Grim Pooper.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (Xrfse)

123
Her Majesty says that the damage from some Karen scraping down the side of the RV while HM was pumping gas hasn't limited access to any of the lower compartments.

Apparently Karen was so abusive to HM that store security called police, who called a backup. Of course, they sided with HM, who was later swapping dog pictures with them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)

124 35 Shaq is a good dude. Big of him to give some kids a happy Christmas.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:07 PM (W+kMI)


In the past he's talked about the man who married his mother and was a father to him. He is the man he is today because his stepfather cared about him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

125 I've been looking for one of those old wool, multi-stripped blankets for my reclyner. Holy Cow, are they expensive. And a twin is too big. Just need a throw.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (qpolg)

126 You meet the nicest people in the ER.
Some need a bath, but, other than that... s/
Posted by: gourmand du jour

My Mom worked L&D for 40 years. Sometimes, the women that showed up in active labor were so filthy that she'd send them down to the ER to be hosed off so that they wouldn't contaminate the delivery room.

Get that nasty thing off of my floor!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (mD/uy)

127
My impression is that national health care may work all right if you just have sniffles or piles, but if it's anything more serious you're SOL.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:18 PM (/U27+)


Remember when people using veterinarian meds was a reason for National Health Care and not, like today, because of it?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (ZMraq)

128 I have passed through Golden, B.C. many times, and overnighted there a few, too, if I was tired of driving or roads were closed. Never saw the Edelweiss Village, though.

Golden is on the Columbia River. Head west on Highway 1, you cross a high pass (Rogers Pass) in the Purcell Mountains, and ultimately arrive at the town of Revelstoke, which is on...the Columbia River.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (P3gRi)

129 Alright alright alright!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (rF64X)

130 119 Although, maybe if you had a ureter the size of Stacey Abrams...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (f4mjo)

In plumber's language that's a sewer lateral.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

131 Unfirst

Posted by: Miklos the Last at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)

132 10mm?
4.5mm?

Okay time to faint

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:26 PM (ldAZg)

133 have a car question, my wife wants me to buy a 2011 Ford Ranger that was clearly well cared for, but spent 10 years on the Oregon coast and is showing corrosion on the springs, frames and various other parts.

Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq

Dunno. I bought a '11 Ranger last year. It's not unibody, right? Wife had an 02 Cavalier that was pristine, but broke it's unibody on a curb mishap in the ice. Unreal.
If the Ranger (our Ranger?) has a frame, I'd buy it... but first maybe have it inspected by a competent mechanic.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 10:27 PM (cPGH3)

134 Wheni was a crazy youth, I remember 'lifting' the LZ album from a head shop. Everyone was so stoned, you could've walked out with the cash register and no one would have noticed. Best LZ...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:27 PM (DKhCP)

135 125 I've been looking for one of those old wool, multi-stripped blankets for my reclyner. Holy Cow, are they expensive. And a twin is too big. Just need a throw.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (qpolg)

Get one of those faux fur blankets. Warm as heck and feel nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:27 PM (f4mjo)

136 osted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (/U27+)

Hadrian, glad HM and the pups are OK!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (hOUT3)

137 Hadrian

Do not accept the Karen coming over to help care for the dogs if the judge wants to give her community service.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (ldAZg)

138 As a Tolkien fan, I cottoned to Led Zeppelin after listening to albums two and four. Also cured me of "satanic rock bands playing songs to Satan". What BS, real Satanists wouldn't sing about meeting a girl so fair in Mordor, and then having Gollum slip away with her. Story of my life with the Renbabes, yeah... Great music though.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (W+kMI)

139 At Peter the Great's regular bacchanalias you could expect to see such sights as naked dwarfs jumping out of pies.

That's why he was "the Great."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (VxC1e)

140 That bass line from How Many More Times...

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (tMeC9)

141 Led Zep. Great band. Jimmy did have a bad habit of "borrowing" things now and again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (SchxB)

142 Speaking of Army recruits, by the way . . .

Army: Please Join, We'll Pay You $50,000

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It doesn't actually say you have to be a pervert but I think it's implied.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (FVME7)

143 120 Evenin', Horde!

Has anyone reported cause of death for Bob Saget yet?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:24 PM (CAJOC)


I saw a news link on a radio station's website this afternoon referencing a "sudden medical emergency" but didn't read the article. Call me cynical but I'm wondering if this is gonna be some sort of cover-up. Really quick to tell us it's not drugs or foul play, but not so quick to tell us any possible causes.

Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (UewuT)

144 I've been looking for one of those old wool, multi-stripped blankets for my reclyner. Holy Cow, are they expensive. And a twin is too big. Just need a throw.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:25 PM (qpolg)

The Snuggie(TM)

Posted by: As Seen On Tv at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (4I/2K)

145 MMMMmmmmm..... pineapple upside down cake. Not that you can tell after I ate it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (SchxB)

146 Updated note to media: Many outlets have reported that liquid nitrogen will react with chemicals in swimming pools to generate a poisonous gas. This is almost certainly incorrect. Molecular nitrogen is relatively inert and should not react with anything present in the pool, like "chlorine" (mostly, NaOCl) or water. The danger of adding liquid nitrogen to the pool stems simply from the nitrogen's boiling and pushing away all of the oxygen around, leaving none for the swimmers to breathe.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (9ReR8)

147 Poor Bob Saget got the clot shot.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (cPGH3)

148 Really quick to tell us it's not drugs or foul play, but not so quick to tell us any possible causes.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:29 PM (UewuT)


All the news you NEED to know, comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3)

149 The Nazis had the Dirlewanger Brigade of convicted sex offenders and other sociopaths because there are some things a regular sociopath Nazi won't do.

Not reading the Wiki but going from memory. They operated in the Baltic states. Really evil dudes whom the SS used as rape and execution squads.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Also suppression of the Warsaw Ghetto.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (FVME7)

150 I have a question about anyone who has been or currently employed by the gaping maw of Fedzilla, the Horde mind undoubtedly has someone with this skill set, or knows someone who does.

Hypothetically speaking, a former federal employee can compete for what is known as merit promotion. In other words, they can get their old job back or something similar. It is most definitely not guaranteed, but there are procedures in place for this, especially with veterans preference. It looks like a lot of moving parts to this. One, thre needs to be a vacancy, and it would help to have someone on the inside, maybe a union steward, or possibly some kind of (attorney?) somebody who has done this before.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (1lhwM)

151 Remember that boy in a dress who raped two girls in Loudoun County with the assistance of woke school admins?

> Loudoun schools rapist put on sexual offender registry for life after judge says he had one of the most disturbing psychological evaluations she'd ever seen, and the court heard that there is also a third victim.

A Tranny who is a rapist is fucked in the head? Shocker.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (i0wNm)

152 From last thread....
>>Never vaxxed. Never Covid. And I spend 40hrs/week working in a covid cesspit.

It's been circulating in the population for over two years...
Everyone's been exposed to it by now.

Some people are asymptomatic, some people have had it to such a mild extent that it was probably believed to be an CLI or the sniffles or something else.

My grandsons' daycare was just shut down for 14 days because a mom Karen just had to get here asymptomatic kid tested because the omnicron is stalking the land, popped positive.

Again, he has no symptoms.

It's really, really getting stupid out there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (wj03l)

153 Yesterday or Monday's Feel good story was the gal that jumped in to save kids that fell through ice at their apartment complex. Last night the local media has an update with the 6 year old who had to have CPR coming home. Thought I'd post since the original story didn't have her recovered yet.

I don't think they had the teen boy that helped the young woman in the homecoming story, but a very cute little girl and family thanking the woman, so some extra good feelz. Every once in a while there is some bit of good in the mound of covid fear porn and socialist propaganda they spew.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (3cGpq)

154
The Nazis had the Dirlewanger Brigade of convicted sex offenders and other sociopaths because there are some things a regular sociopath Nazi won't do.

Don't think that just because we're in the United States the government couldn't whistle up one or more Dirlewanger Brigades without any fuss, muss or bother. Democratic mayors accommodate gangs regularly. And there are some things the Mafia won't do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (/U27+)

155 Get one of those faux fur blankets. Warm as heck and feel nice.
Posted by: Aetius451A

Yeah, I saw those. I was hoping for the real thing.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)

156 Uh why would anyone pour liquid nitrogen into a pool?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (ldAZg)

157 A Tranny who is a rapist is fucked in the head? Shocker.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (i0wNm)

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This is going to smash some stereotypes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:33 PM (VxC1e)

158 55 The Kentucky guy was a guard at a jail. Said a woman needed to go to the hospital and took her himself.

Fucknut. Agreed with Anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:12 PM (f4mjo)


Yeah, a lot of jails have had issues involving male guards and female inmates. This guard broke the rules when he took her himself. Apparently intentionally. Just what the military needs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

159 156 Uh why would anyone pour liquid nitrogen into a pool?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (ldAZg)


For the cool smoking boiling effect?

Posted by: buzzion at January 12, 2022 10:33 PM (vMCab)

160 It's really, really getting stupid out there.

We're in our third year of teh stoopid. The nightmare continues.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Xrfse)

161
Do not accept the Karen coming over to help care for the dogs if the judge wants to give her community service.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:28 PM (ldAZg)


Karen thought she could bluff Her Majesty. HM never bluffs; she called store security then refused to talk to the stupid bint.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (/U27+)

162 Yeah, I saw those. I was hoping for the real thing.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)

Hudson Bay Point blankets.

They are really nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)

163 > Loudoun schools rapist put on sexual offender registry for life after judge says he had one of the most disturbing psychological evaluations she'd ever seen, and the court heard that there is also a third victim.

A Tranny who is a rapist is fucked in the head? Shocker.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (i0wNm)

That she thought it was remarkable is what is known as a tell. Jeez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (f4mjo)

164 I have a car question, my wife wants me to buy a 2011 Ford Ranger that was clearly well cared for, but spent 10 years on the Oregon coast and is showing corrosion on the springs, frames and various other parts.

Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq)

If it's light surface rust, no biggie. Heavy scale, and signs of body perforation? Pass. Consider shopping for vehicles up in Redmond or Bend, and points east.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)

165 ...It's really, really getting stupid out there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM



What's "CLI"?

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (5VBaJ)

166 Sounds like the Loudon Rapist needs to be kept in a locked room for the next 50 years or until dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (ldAZg)

167 Where does one even get liquid nitrogen? Have not seen it at Kroger or Ace Hardware.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)

168 Yeah, I saw those. I was hoping for the real thing.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)

Kill a bear. I think Mike Hammer has one around his place.

Might even let you borrow a gun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (f4mjo)

169
Hudson Bay Point blankets.

They are really nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (Q9lwr)


With and without smallpox!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (/U27+)

170 I missed what Shaq did?

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (Cjcf6)

171 Hiya, Miklos

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (DKhCP)

172 167 Where does one even get liquid nitrogen? Have not seen it at Kroger or Ace Hardware.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)

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You take regular nitrogen and make it very cold.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (VxC1e)

173 Uh why would anyone pour liquid nitrogen into a pool?

To chill out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (SchxB)

174 133 have a car question, my wife wants me to buy a 2011 Ford Ranger that was clearly well cared for, but spent 10 years on the Oregon coast and is showing corrosion on the springs, frames and various other parts.

Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq

purty shore , dont buy a truck wid more than 1 frame

purtyshore

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (us2H3)

175 You take regular nitrogen and make it very cold.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:36 PM (VxC1e)

You must be a scientist!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

176
Where does one even get liquid nitrogen?

You'd have to get it from an industrial gas supplier. It comes in a huge Dewar, which weighs a ton.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (/U27+)

177 I was just flipping through an LL Bean catalog and marveling at the cost of those blankets. They look comfy, though. My wife remarked about just going to thrift stores and finding really nice stuff that the kids throw out because they have no understanding or respect for what they've got (she's brought home a couple of homemade quilts that she couldn't stand leaving in the store knowing how many hours went into making them, and we use and enjoy them and like to think the old lady would appreciate it).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (FL2DL)

178 Pendleton blankets are very nice

Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (geLO8)

179 @160

>>We're in our third year of teh stoopid. The nightmare continues.

Sure, but at some point you reach an inflection point and it becomes unbearable.

I'm having to restrain myself from choking people to death.

Sometimes I catch myself blurting out randomly, the words, "stab them to death."

They are literally driving everybody mad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (wj03l)

180 No picture of Kentucky women.
Drats.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (9Z9xw)

181 You must be a scientist!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (4I/2K)

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Let's just say I know my way around a bunsen burner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (VxC1e)

182 they wanna give it some Indian name no one's ever heard of
Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:22 PM (geLO

Yeah. Like that would ever happen.

Posted by: Mt. McKinley at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (P3gRi)

183 You'd have to get it from an industrial gas supplier. It comes in a huge Dewar, which weighs a ton.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:37 PM (/U27+)

I'm talking nitrogen, not a fine blended scotch whisky.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (4I/2K)

184

Dry ice is safe to toss into a chlorinated pool, yes?

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)

185 Infidel,
They sell throws at the Pendleton.com site. Not cheap but they are real...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (UUBmN)

186 180 No picture of Kentucky women.
Drats.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:38 PM (9Z9xw)

She get to know you
She goin' to own you
Kentucky woman

Posted by: Neil Diamond at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (f4mjo)

187 yeah, turns out that zepplin band wasn't a fluke.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (ZZK0E)

188 Not just stupid but dangerous.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (rF64X)

189 Democratic mayors accommodate gangs regularly. And there are some things the Mafia won't do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:31 PM (/U27+)

Have we all forgotten the subhuman filth that Rittenhouse dispatched? You want American Dirlewanger, there ya go, right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)

190 29 Marketing stunts gone wrong: $.05 beer night 6/4/1974 Cleveland Stadium. Indians vs. Texas Rangers

"I went to a ballgame and a riot broke out!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 10:06 PM (mD/uy)

...and I was there, with five other friends. We were this close

***makes thumb and forefinger pinch***

to running on the field after Billy and his boys rushed the outfield to "save" his outfielder from thrown debris.

Quite a night...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (BgMrQ)

191 No picture of Kentucky women.

I'm told that they shine with their own kind of light. Can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (nfrXX)

192 Dewar Flask.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (f4mjo)

193 When we were vacationing in Maine, we kayaked to an island similar to the one up top and found one of those Geological markers set in a rock..thought that was kind of neat

Posted by: a dude in MI at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (+I6Y/)

194 George Duke was a monster talent.
This looks like a Zappa cover group he put together.
Totally awesome.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (jTmQV)

195 Dry ice is safe to toss into a chlorinated pool, yes?
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)

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A truckload of Fizzies is best.

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (VxC1e)

196 Yeah his last post in last night's ONT said they think it's Bell's Palsy but they were keeping him for 24 hours coz his blood pressure was high
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:16 PM (lCui1)


One of my brothers had an episode of Bell's Palsy. Scared the crap out of him and his wife. They thought he'd had a stroke. There were no lasting symptoms.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

197 Yeah, infidel,
If you don't want to spend and arm and a leg, Pendleton makes lovely blankets that are less than half the price of Hudson Point.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (U2p+3)

198 Have we all forgotten the subhuman filth that Rittenhouse dispatched? You want American Dirlewanger, there ya go, right there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)

Definitely candidates. Hell, throw in Littlefinger the prosecutor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (f4mjo)

199 I've been looking for one of those old wool, multi-stripped blankets for my reclyner. Holy Cow, are they expensive.

Hudson Bay "point" blanket. Yeah, they are good, and have always been a little spendy. Those are one of those things that for most people, would be ideally found for ten bucks at a yard sale. Wool Blankets are kind of trendy again, and have been for a while so that probably has put some pressure on prices. In a way, anything that has "real" value has seen a resurgence in demand, at least under the radar, for a while now.

Check out the prices (for example) on Anvils. You know, those heavy steel blacksmith articles. Old school good quality anvils are well over a thousand bucks on the open market. Beats stubbing yer toe over it in the garage if you have one, it's worth some coin to the right person.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 10:41 PM (1lhwM)

200 so some guy at work mentioned he's doing a virtual office environment, the whole headset VR thing. My initial reaction was "ghey...WTF loser" but I read the article he forwarded and I'm like...whoa. like Zepplin making their first album for the cost of a Beetle whoa.

anyway, I think my biggest problem, aside from distractions, is that I sit one way...that one way is not compatible with where my monitor is. I'm like, if I could rest my head at a normal angle relative to my body, and still use a keyboard, this sounds mazeballs. I'd have like an Imax of screens in front of me.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ZZK0E)

201 Kentucky woman, she shines with her own kind of light

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)

202 46 OK, who's turn is it to go to the ER tonight?
Posted by: Tiny Tom Thumb at January 12, 2022 10:10 PM (snngm)

How is Clyde?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (BgMrQ)

203 The Shaq promotes a bunch of stuff on TV down here in LA. Probably nationally for some stuff. He seems to be a really nice guy.

Posted by: Javems at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO)

204 Is Bells Palsy a symptom of Lupus?

Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (tMeC9)

205 @165

A CLI is shorthand for "cold like illness" vs an ILI which is an "Influenza Like Illness"

The CDC has since muddied the waters and adopted CLI to indicate a COVID like illness as well.

Again, these assholes are destroying as much of the normal order as they can.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (wj03l)

206 They sell throws at the Pendleton.com site. Not cheap but they are real...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (UUBmN)

And spectacular?

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (rF64X)

207 Years ago a pool heater malfunctioned at a hotel in Michigan IIRC and went through the rooms ventilation system and killed a kid and made others sick.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (FCAbp)

208 So, on the path to normalcy point today.

Took 2nd daughter to the post office to mail out her paracord bracelet service project (shout out to Operation Gratitude).

Anyway, we brought tape and scissors, since the mail back label had to be cut out and attached to the priority box (and we didn't know how big the box was).

Later-middle aged Caucasian lady came up and actually asked me a question - were the tape and scissors USPS's? I said no, but she could borrow them, and after declining, asked for tape.

Later, she came up to me in line and asked for the scissors, too, b/c she got bubble wrap. Of course, I passed them over and when I was done, she handed them back to me from her place in line.

This would not have happened in 2020 or 2021...but in the midst of our 2022 outbreak (the biggest ever here), it did. Simple small thing, but something I think matters. People will be people, b/c we're programmed to be. But we do that best in person, not rocking keyboards and tech.

Posted by: Nova local at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (exHjb)

209 Dry ice is safe to toss into a chlorinated pool, yes?
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)

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A truckload of Fizzies is best.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman

Diet Coke and Mentos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (FVME7)

210 68 Someone in the previous thread said Clyde was under observation.
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (tMeC9)

You all are...

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)

211
Have we all forgotten the subhuman filth that Rittenhouse dispatched? You want American Dirlewanger, there ya go, right there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:40 PM (6FeV1)


Doesn't even have to be politically motivated. No shortage of psychopaths delighted to rape, torture and kill for three hots and a cot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:43 PM (/U27+)

212 The danger of adding liquid nitrogen to the pool stems simply from the nitrogen's boiling and pushing away all of the oxygen around, leaving none for the swimmers to breathe.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 12, 2022 10:30 PM (9ReR

Thanks. I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Mt. McKinley at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (P3gRi)

213 Oh, so a dewar is just a old-timey grade school lunchbox thermos. But bigger and better.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)

214 Is Bells Palsy a symptom of Lupus?
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (tMeC9)


It's never lupus!

Posted by: Dr House at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

215 So a moron has been pricing anvils?

I love this place

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:45 PM (sJHOI)

216 Have we heard back from Clyde and Gourmand on their late night ER adventures?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:11 PM (ldAZg)


Gourmand reported this am that it wasn't a stone, but a bad back strain.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 10:45 PM (F0YaR)

217 215 So a moron has been pricing anvils?

I love this place
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:45 PM (sJHOI)

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ACME has a very nice product line.

Posted by: The Coyote at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (VxC1e)

218 133 have a car question, my wife wants me to buy a 2011 Ford Ranger that was clearly well cared for, but spent 10 years on the Oregon coast and is showing corrosion on the springs, frames and various other parts.

Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq

on a serious note, get ubder the truck with pick

I've got an old broken off snap on screw driver that ground to a point
jab it all over the frame, looking for rot, esp on driver's side
and right behind where the driver side tire whould spray the frame if it's 4X4
and the cab mounts, which rust out pretty easily
just keep in mind, in case you don't weld
just the bottom front sping cup on a car can run you $350-400 american

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (us2H3)

219 Exdem13

Crunchyroll has some new anime.
1. Ms Kuroitsu is basically a Sentai show from the evil organization's monster development lab point of view. It's silly.
2. In the Land of Leadale the female protagonist is confined to hospital and only can escape via a VMMORPG. Well power fails and she wakes up as her character in the game. But its 200 years in the future but her antics still resonate so she has a really bad reputation so she is keeping mum about it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (ldAZg)

220 214 Is Bells Palsy a symptom of Lupus?
Posted by: davidt at January 12, 2022 10:42 PM (tMeC9)

It's never lupus!
Posted by: Dr House at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

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Except that one time...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

221 >The danger of adding liquid nitrogen to the pool stems simply from the nitrogen's boiling and pushing away all of the oxygen around, leaving none for the swimmers to breathe.


but you can use it to freeze a T1000

Posted by: DB at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (geLO8)

222 Lot of Neil Diamond fans in the crowd tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (f4mjo)

223
Oh, so a dewar is just a old-timey grade school lunchbox thermos. But bigger and better.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)


Basically. A dispensing liquid nitrogen Dewar container is about 5 feet high and 2 feet wide.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)

224 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

225 Two of our boys are Michigan Tech grad engineers. They are awesome and fearless. I love you guys.

Posted by: CMU VET at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (mMV7W)

226 Twitter NEEDS to die. It has been the worst assault on civilization since the Mongols.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (m0zqP)

227 Where does one even get liquid nitrogen? Have not seen it at Kroger or Ace Hardware.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)

Industrial gas suppliers. Lots and lots of it sold.

Posted by: Mt. McKinley at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (P3gRi)

228 222 Lot of Neil Diamond fans in the crowd tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (f4mjo)

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Good times never felt so good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (VxC1e)

229 If we're 650 days in and *haven't* flattened the curve yet...my God, everybody must be dead!

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (9Fwwf)

230 Basically. A dispensing liquid nitrogen Dewar container is about 5 feet high and 2 feet wide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)


Was behind a truck with a trailer hauling two such containers today! Big is right!

Posted by: Dr House at January 12, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

231 Sentai?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:49 PM (f4mjo)

232 Twitter NEEDS to die. It has been the worst assault on civilization since the Mongols.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2022 10:47 PM (m0zqP)

I don't quite disagree... but i quibble. Twitter wasn't the cause of anything. It was just an accelerant. All those mutants were already mutants, you just never had to hear about them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:49 PM (6FeV1)

233 155 Get one of those faux fur blankets. Warm as heck and feel nice.
Posted by: Aetius451A

Yeah, I saw those. I was hoping for the real thing.
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:32 PM (qpolg)

Check estate sales and auctions for fur coats or throws. I've seen minks go for a couple of hundred bucks. They have fallen out of favor with our youths and are relatively cheap second hand.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (cupoy)

234 Speaking of rapist trannies ......

Hello Horde.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (bzrNB)

235 Good evening y'all!

Thank you Mis Hum for the excellent ONT! Especially the click through of Tower for Power. We got to see them in 2005 opening for Tom Jones. They were amazing! Of course Tom Jones wasn't anything to sneeze at

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)

236 ThisTv has a movie on tonight... "Zombeavers"


Yes, I'm kind of watching it. It's pretty bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)

237 Dry ice is safe to toss into a chlorinated pool, yes?
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:39 PM (5VBaJ)

Same issue would arise. The air near the pool surface would become depleted of oxygen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (P3gRi)

238 And... I see gourmand is in the comments. Nevermind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (F0YaR)

239

Guinea worms have been known to cause Bell's Palsy...

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (5M0ag)

240 Sentai

Think Power Rangers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (ldAZg)

241 Should I buy another pickup instead?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:17 PM (ZMraq
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Buy one from a no rust state.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (9Z9xw)

242 Nein! Nein! Nein!

*bangs shoe on desk*

The Common Language Infrastructure (CLI) is the thing that runs .NET code, and I'll challenge anyone who disagrees to a pool noodle duel.

Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT)

243 If we're 650 days in and *haven't* flattened the curve yet...my God, everybody must be dead!
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 10:48 PM (9Fwwf)

Why was "flatten the curve" ever even a thing? You do that, and you're just increasing the area under the curve, which means more deaths overall. You don't flatten the curve, you let the curve fucking curve.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (6FeV1)

244
Guinea worms have been known to cause Bell's Palsy...
Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (5M0ag)


Italians! Again!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (/U27+)

245 Infidel, Pendleton woolen mills sells wool throws, they may have a trapper style for you there, too.

If you find the single too big, you could try washing it on hot and drying it in the tumble dryer . . . Of course too hot and too long you could use it as a pocket square instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (ZMraq)

246 Hudson Bay Point blankets.

They are really nice!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDild

Yes, they are CBD! It's not for a bed though. Don't want to spend that much money on a throw for the chair.

I found a suitable substitute at Pendleton.

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (qpolg)

247 Zombeavers?

What's next? Zombie Space Otters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (ldAZg)

248 154 Dirlewanger himself was brought up on charges of brutality. By the fucking SS.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 12, 2022 10:52 PM (lz5hY)

249 Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 10:19 PM (jTmQV)

Did they fix the pain? Nerve block injection or oral pain meds?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (tC/iN)

250 Nein! Nein! Nein!

*bangs shoe on desk*

The Common Language Infrastructure (CLI) is the thing that runs .NET code, and I'll challenge anyone who disagrees to a pool noodle duel.


Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (SchxB)

251 Which insect causes St. Vitus' Dance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (VxC1e)

252 pool noodle duel.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT

A pool noodle doodle... a poodle noodle d... a pood...??? oh, fuck off, fine, you're right!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)

253 boy, is the covid fail explaination the precursor to their future climate change fail excuse

although X still exists and it is worse than it was before, X would be worse had we done nothing

do not try this BS with your wife

she will bitch slap you into next week

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (us2H3)

254 Zombeavers vs Space Surprise Otters

Whoever wins, we lose!!!

Posted by: Movie Previews at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (llON8)

255 Shaq always seemed like a classy, low-key guy. I wish we had more sportsball guys like Shaq and less arrogant dickheads like LeBron James.
Posted by: CppThis


LeBron donated $5 million dollars to help remodel the Akron YMCA. Akron is his hometown. But....he's still a dickhead a lot of the time

Some years ago, the guys at Orange County Chopper built a special "chopper" for Shaq (cause he's YUGE), and they filmed the scene where he got it. He must have said "thank you!" about 50 times in 3 minutes. He was thrilled with it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (tjZg/)

256 A dispensing liquid nitrogen Dewar container is about 5 feet high and 2 feet wide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)

So it'll fit in the back of my F-150? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)

257 "nitrogen's boiling and pushing away all of the oxygen around, leaving none for the swimmers to breathe."

hmmm. an outdoor pool, what volume of nitrogen would be needed to "push away" the other air.? If there were swimmers, I guess their mouths would be at surface level ... where the coldest air full of nitrogen would be ... but there would be mixing ... idk .. they'd have a minute to make it to the pool edge and get their heads a few inches higher as nitrogen spilled over the edge?

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (Cus5s)

258 Yeah, my great grandfather was a blacksmith, came from a line of scandi icebacks. I thought it would be cool to have a big elm stump and an anvil, just because. They are useful. Then I saw the prices, and about choked. Good quality Wilton vises are getting the same way. Modern cheap stuff just breaks. A good vise is invaluable, if you do almost any DIY stuff, ya gotta have a vise. And probably a few vices, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (1lhwM)

259 Basically. A dispensing liquid nitrogen Dewar container is about 5 feet high and 2 feet wide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (/U27+)

There certainly are smaller ones, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (P3gRi)

260 240 Sentai

Think Power Rangers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (ldAZg)

Never watched Power Rangers.

*looks it up*

So it is like Voltron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (f4mjo)

261 Maybe there's something to that marijuana story. I haven't had so much as a sniffle since early March, 2020 (though I have taken up to two months off at a time). As for the munchies, well, for starters, get high before mealtime, not after, and then eat good stuff. You know, like a medium-rare tri-tip; a Reuben on dark rye with kraut, Swiss, and your choice of slather; chickpea crust pizza with mushrooms, peppers, and onions.... You get the picture. Only the weak turn a bag of Doritos upside down.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (KAi1n)

262 I bought a craning lamp (EG the I in Pixar) for my hobby desk. The weight in the base was not enough, so I bolted it down. And now the desk is uniquely mine.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (ybIRR)

263 St Vitus Dance, or Sydenham's chorea, is caused by a latent strep infection. My son got it in 2020. It was horrifying.

Posted by: parsimony at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (X1xq4)

264 247 Zombeavers?

What's next? Zombie Space Otters?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)

265 @250

>>Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.

It could also stand for Command Line Interpreter.

So, yeah, corruption.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (wj03l)

266 147 Poor Bob Saget got the clot shot.
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Heard that too, with some details added. Reaffirmed my decision not to get the booster without 10% assurance it was made in the USA. Knew the PRC was manufacturing and sending a lot of it to use. Hell with that, I'm not risking a bad dose or hepatitis just to go along and get along with a Government that I already regard as illegitimate.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (W+kMI)

267 We had smaller dewar flasks in college. The handle arrangement always made me think of wine amphorae. I guess if a design works, why change?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (f4mjo)

268 pool noodle duel.
Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (UewuT

A pool noodle doodle... a poodle noodle d... a pood...??? oh, fuck off, fine, you're right!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:53 PM (6FeV1)

What about a Tweetle Beetle Battle?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (4I/2K)

269 >>> 264
.....
Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)

How could *they* cut the lines?! They're animals!!

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (llON8)

270 @232 It's a bit like saying "Yeah, polio was pretty bad, but there were some advantages..."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (m0zqP)

271 243 Why was "flatten the curve" ever even a thing? You do that, and you're just increasing the area under the curve, which means more deaths overall. You don't flatten the curve, you let the curve fucking curve.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 10:51 PM (6FeV1)


It was a thing because the Italian experience, shrouded as it was in the fog of war, suggested a very real risk that Coofy McCooferson could capsize the hospital system unless they had time to prepare. The problem is that the whole planet then proceeded to let asshole politicians move the goal posts from "let's not all get sick at once" to "everyone hide until there's literally no more cases" without consequence.

Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (UewuT)

272 Yes, I'm kind of watching it. It's pretty bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:50 PM (U2p+3)

Do a search for the song, "Vampire Beavers" by Joe Hall and the Continental Drift. It is a hoot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (P3gRi)

273 Oh, so a dewar is just a old-timey grade school lunchbox thermos. But bigger and better.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Unless you're in a bar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (7QXdb)

274 Love you guys. I had already been shopping at all the sights before I posted the original post. Passed on the Pendleton, then more research. Pendleton, It's good enough for the chair. Only a measly $200. The horde mind is a scary and wonderful thing!

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (qpolg)

275 Since we're talking about Shaq...

Shaq Recreates Iconic Christmas Movies Scenes

https://youtu.be/kqDsZqzyXGE

My personal favorite is at about the 1 minute mark.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (CAJOC)

276 How much to get 200,000 square meters of hydrogen and a case of American cigarettes?

Posted by: Luftschiffbau Zeppelin GmbH at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (VxC1e)

277
they'd have a minute to make it to the pool edge and get their heads a few inches higher as nitrogen spilled over the edge?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 10:55 PM (Cus5s)


Yoo hoo!

Posted by: Lake Nyos at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (/U27+)

278 247 Zombeavers?

What's next? Zombie Space Otters?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)

What do you mean *they* cut the phone lines? How could they cut the phone lines, man? They're animals!

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)

279 So it is like Voltron.

*goes and bangs head into wall*

Here watch the Japanese Spiderman series, it was the birth of Sentai.

https://youtu.be/g1PePr8hAsc

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (ldAZg)

280 If it's light surface rust, no biggie. Heavy scale, and signs of body perforation? Pass. Consider shopping for vehicles up in Redmond or Bend, and points east.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 10:34 PM (P3gRi)


The smaller lots buy from auctions, and those come from all over. I mostly want it for a beater but I want it to run for a while too.
We are off to look for another one, and I am lucky because even my brother in law (who's opinion my wife trusts) said "er, maybe not"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (ZMraq)

281 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

282 ya gotta have a vise. And probably a few vices, too.
Posted by: Common Tate

Aye, vices I gots... smoking, drinking, ogling...

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (cPGH3)

283 Holy crap.

The beavers are eating the deck. Of course, it's dark now. How much do you want to bet the lights go out soon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)

284 "Where does one even get liquid nitrogen?"

It depends on how much you want. If you only want a small amount - say, a pint or so - check with your local hospital. The pathology department keeps the stuff on hand to freeze specimens for quick analysis. Any other local lab that does cryogenic research might let you have some, or sell it to you. To transport it, you'll need an industrial-grade Dewar flask; otherwise, it'll boil away almost immediately.

BTW, liquid nitrogen makes terrific ice-cream: just pour a cup of the stuff into the batter, and stir with a wooden spoon. It freezes the batter almost instantly, forming the tiny crystals that make smooth ice-cream. Just be sure to do this in a well-ventilated room.

Posted by: Nemo at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (S6ArX)

285 My vice is a total Athol.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)

286 @271

>>It was a thing because the Italian experience, shrouded as it was in the fog of war.

Yeah what happened in Italy is sketchy as hell and needs to be investigated thoroughly.

I believe they've revised their COVID death toll down to nothing.

And yet they pretty much kicked off the madness.

It could all simply be that the Italians were taking a page out of French handbook of how to dispense with those pesky elders and it got out of control.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (wj03l)

287 Where does one even get liquid nitrogen?

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Give me a ring.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (VxC1e)

288 Well no, the nice thing about the good quality wool articles from Pendleton or Hudson Bay, Dachstein, etc, they are always pre-shrunk. That way, they don't end up like a postage stamp, they can be laundered however you like, with the exception of bleach. Dry cleaners were pretty scarce in the 1830s Wind River range. I want a Buffalo robe, too. I figure that would be pretty toasty.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (1lhwM)

289 Isn't Shaq also some kind of sworn, deputy peace officer in Florida? The dude is for real.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (KAi1n)

290 How could *they* cut the lines?! They're animals!!
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:57 PM (llON

with their razor-sharp front teeth the size of bathroom tiles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (P3gRi)

291 I'm amazed that we all let this "flatten the curve" thing go as long as we did. Those of us in red states should have been pushing back WAY harder than we did, and those in blue states should have tried pushing back at all.

Local government is the key here. PUSH THEM. I live in a red state and I've had to try hard to even convince friends that the $10 an hour crowd working local establishments needed to hear their objections. We're all too nice--"They just work here" is a common objection. Maybe they "just work here", but they're part of a nazi platform. Shame them to rebel or own their part in it.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 11:02 PM (Cjcf6)

292 OK, I am off to bed, with the help of modern pharmaceuticals.
Thanks for the ONT, and the well wishes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (jTmQV)

293 Wow, some beavers...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ldAZg)

294 283 Holy crap.

The beavers are eating the deck. Of course, it's dark now. How much do you want to bet the lights go out soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:00 PM (U2p+3)

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Sounds like a movie prime for riffing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (CAJOC)

295 Wow. It's really bad. The kids are stranded on a swim dock and the beavers are circling. The dog just jumped in and get eaten. Now one of the girls is back at the cabin and the beavers cut the phone lines and are on the porch. Holy shit. This is bad.

Zombeavers.

I was imagining the Cinemax version. This is something else entirely.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (bzrNB)

296 So, one of the boys got his foot eaten off and two of the kids threw him into the car to take him to the local hospital.

Score one for the beavers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)

297 Take care Gourmand

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ldAZg)

298 We could use a man like Hubert Hoover again.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (smVBh)

299 Look, I'm telling ya, there's somethin' movin' and it ain't us! Tracker's off scale, man. They're all around us, man. Jesus!

Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (4I/2K)

300
Yeah what happened in Italy is sketchy as hell and needs to be investigated thoroughly.

Don't worry. If an investigation showed anything except the Received Heroic Government Narrative it will never see the light of day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (/U27+)

301 ...with the help of modern pharmaceuticals.

Mine are more old fashioned... grain alcohol and fruit juices.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (cPGH3)

302 "Yoo hoo! Posted by: Lake Nyos "

cool reference, never heard of it. (but internet is awesome) But again, it is all about volume ... a confined lake versus a leak in a pool. But yes, gases can be deadly.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (Cus5s)

303 Dirlewanger himself was brought up on charges of brutality. By the fucking SS.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Dad always said to work hard to be the best at what you do.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (mD/uy)

304 The beaver is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (VxC1e)

305 Wow, some beavers...
Posted by: Anna Puma

Thanks! I just had it stuffed!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (mD/uy)

306 Night gourmand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (f4mjo)

307 177 I was just flipping through an LL Bean catalog and marveling at the cost of those blankets. They look comfy, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -

I had a coupon and ordered a Pendleton blanket for the guestroom. Heck, yes, comfy! And machine washable, which is great.

Infidel, if you just want to something to throw on a chair, what about a crib blanket? Pendleton carries those, too. Not sure on dimensions.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (/+bwe)

308 Good evening {{{Ladyl}}}!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)

309 Lake Nyos?

Oh yeah African lake that suffered a sudden change at the bottom, volcanic I think it was, and what popped to the surface suffocated everything it could.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (ldAZg)

310 Wow, some beavers...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ldAZg)

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

Posted by: Winona at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (4I/2K)

311 Dad always said to work hard to be the best at what you do.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (mD/uy)

Yeah, but you never want to show up your boss, do you?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (6FeV1)

312 {{{{ Ladyl}}}}

{{{{ nurse}}}}

Did you guys get a present from Ben Had?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (/UQ/R)

313 The beaver is coming from inside the house!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

\Be damned sure I didn't have anything to do with it!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (cPGH3)

314 305 Wow, some beavers...
Posted by: Anna Puma

Thanks! I just had it stuffed!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:05 PM (mD/uy)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (f4mjo)

315 Cue the old guy and his wife living a ways over in another cabin. They hear the tires squeal off the dirt road and wife wants old guy to check on the teenagers. He's petting his old golden retriever who at next pet is no longer a dog, but a giant, blood covered zombeaver.

Wow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (U2p+3)

316 Nice beaver!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS3LWOTCW4A

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (tjZg/)

317 First album: "Back in Black". For a lot of early Gen-Xers, that was our first.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 12, 2022 11:07 PM (KAi1n)

318 265 @250

>>Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.

It could also stand for Command Line Interpreter.

So, yeah, corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (wj03l)


Come On Man(tm), our .NET CLI is totally the most corruptest of them all. We've got, like, patents and stuff on everything we ripped off from Java. Which is all of it. Embrace, Extend, Extinguish, bro!

Posted by: Microsoft at January 12, 2022 11:07 PM (UewuT)

319 And stop taking drive-thru food from restaurants that should be open for in-house dining. They're turning a profit on that stuff instead of doing what restaurants were built for. I've complained to corporate a dozen times when restaurants closed their dining rooms. I've called out their managements and boards as being unfit for service. This is a battle we're in--we need to stop pretending we're even a little ok with it.

Posted by: Crusader at January 12, 2022 11:07 PM (Cjcf6)

320 My first album (tape, actually) was ugly kid Joe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (6FeV1)

321 Dewar...
I always thought it was scotch...
What do I know though...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (DKhCP)

322 Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!

Posted by: Burt Gummer at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

323 312 {{{{ Ladyl}}}}

{{{{ nurse}}}}

Did you guys get a present from Ben Had?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 12, 2022 11:06 PM (/UQ/R)


No--but she called me last night. I didn't see it because I was out. I tried to call her tonight, but she must have been online.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

324 265 @250

>>Redefining things again? CLI. Command Line Interface. Get into your shell.

It could also stand for Command Line Interpreter.

So, yeah, corruption.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 12, 2022 10:56 PM (wj03l)

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151, bitches!

Posted by: Ancient Roman at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CAJOC)

325 Just got here The Bridge on The River Kwai is about to start, so I be back later. Luv ya Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (a4EWo)

326 Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior

There's that "cannot" again. Cannot or will not? Their web of corruption and surveillance and blackmail relies, I believe, on spotless documentation.

Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CTJwJ)

327 {{{Nurse}}}

{{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

328 151, bitches!
Posted by: Ancient Roman at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CAJOC)

Hey, That's ours!

Posted by: Baccardi at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (6FeV1)

329 But yes, gases can be deadly.

Boy Howdy, You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie !

Posted by: Not For Inflight/Pre-Flight Use at January 12, 2022 11:10 PM (1lhwM)

330 322 Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't ya you bastard!
Posted by: Burt Gummer at January 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

Nice. Tremors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:10 PM (f4mjo)

331 This is a battle we're in--we need to stop pretending we're even a little ok with it.
Posted by: Crusader

Yeah. Just don't go there.
Have I missed something?
Honestly, I don't think I've eaten inside at a fast food franchise in my life. Pissed there a few times...

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (cPGH3)

332 304 The beaver is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (VxC1e)

Hopefully not from inside the car!

Posted by: Javems at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (AmoqO)

333 I got a rock.

Ladyl! WDS! I haven't talked to Ben Had for a week or so.

I'm
Watching a really
Bad movie. It's getting worser and worser

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (U2p+3)

334 Just got here The Bridge on The River Kwai is about to start, so I be back later. Luv ya Horde!

I watched that at a cinema when they were celebrating anniversaries and well the film stock was really grainy like they dug the reels out of storage and just sent it. Truly detracted from the experience.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (ldAZg)

335 Infidel, if you just want to something to throw on a chair, what about a crib blanket? Pendleton carries those, too. Not sure on dimensions.
Posted by: NaughtyPine

Thanks for the heads up, the deed is done.

Niters horde. You are the best

Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (qpolg)

336 Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 10:46 PM (us2H3)

Thank you.

I have a question about furniture, I have an old rocker that has an age crack that went all the way through the wood. I can use clamps to hold and set it, but I want a suggestion for the type of wood glue to use for the repair.

The piece is from the 1870's, is probably mahogany, at one point the cane bottom was replaced with a cross stitch. My wife loves it for sitting in, and the crack is in the front where there is a lot of pressure.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)

337 Night Infidel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (f4mjo)

338 There's that "cannot" again. Cannot or will not? Their web of corruption and surveillance and blackmail relies, I believe, on spotless documentation.
Posted by: t-bird at January 12, 2022 11:09 PM (CTJwJ)


Where "spotless" is defined as invisible?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3)

339 We cannot turn against each other right now. That's exactly what the beavers would want.

Posted by: Sam at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (4I/2K)

340 Where "spotless" is defined as invisible?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at January 12, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3)

Just can't spot it anywhere!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (6FeV1)

341 Revenge is ours!!!

Posted by: The Killer Beavers at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (Xrfse)

342 What do you mean *they* cut the phone lines? How could they cut the phone lines, man? They're animals!
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at January 12, 2022 10:59 PM (4I/2K)

Gnawed down the Telephone pole.... duh...

Posted by: Yogi at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)

343 Zombeaver is busting through the window now. Girl is stabby stabby stabby with a kitchen knife to fend it off.

Kids in the car broke down.
Got rescued by an old dude in a pickup truck.

Glowing eyes back at the cabin.

Shit. So bad

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:14 PM (U2p+3)

344 First album: "Back in Black". For a lot of early Gen-Xers, that was our first.

I got Black Sabbath "Heaven and Hell".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (SchxB)

345 Come out to the lake, have a few laughs...

Posted by: Sam at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (4I/2K)

346 The piece is from the 1870's, is probably mahogany, at one point the cane bottom was replaced with a cross stitch. My wife loves it for sitting in, and the crack is in the front where there is a lot of pressure.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)

I have no idea what I am talking about, but couldn't you do something like what they use to repair gun stocks? Acriglass or something?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (f4mjo)

347 I don't like scary movies, but I would gladly hide behind my hands for 90 minutes of a Horde-produced horrorfest about zombie beavers. Ha ha ha!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (/+bwe)

348 347 I don't like scary movies, but I would gladly hide behind my hands for 90 minutes of a Horde-produced horrorfest about zombie beavers. Ha ha ha!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:15 PM (/+bwe)

You would probably like 'Evil Dead, the Musical'. Any play that has a song called 'what the fuck just happened'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)

349 Robotters:

Robotic otters murdering teenagers in the woods for 90 minutes.

I'd watch the absolute dickens out of that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:16 PM (6FeV1)

350 I have a question about furniture, I have an old rocker that has an age crack that went all the way through the wood. I can use clamps to hold and set it, but I want a suggestion for the type of wood glue to use for the repair.

I've had good luck with Gorilla Wood Glue. But that's for holding drilled and turned pieces together.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (SchxB)

351 The piece is from the 1870's, is probably mahogany, at one point the cane bottom was replaced with a cross stitch. My wife loves it for sitting in, and the crack is in the front where there is a lot of pressure.

Posted by: Kindltot
I doubt mahogany, but may be. Most all Victorian to Craftsman was oak. Regardless. I'd use interior Elmers. Some folks prefer Titebond. Regardless, good clamps are essential. If you can squeeze it, it'll bond. If not, then use sawdust of whatever the glue is, and fiil it.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (cPGH3)

352 I have seen Evil Dead the Musical

What a strange experience that was

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (ldAZg)

353 349 Robotters:

Robotic otters murdering teenagers in the woods for 90 minutes.

I'd watch the absolute dickens out of that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:16 PM (6FeV1)

Jurasic Park 24.... Day of the Velciotters

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (oHd/0)

354 We have a LN2 tank at work. You have to have an oxygen sensor in case of a leak. Nitrogen is heavier than air, so you have to stay upright instead of crawling on the floor as in the case of a fire.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (2CL0b)

355 Love you guys. I had already been shopping at all the sights before I posted the original post. Passed on the Pendleton, then more research. Pendleton, It's good enough for the chair. Only a measly $200. The horde mind is a scary and wonderful thing!
Posted by: Infidel at January 12, 2022 10:58 PM (qpolg)


Check for factory seconds before you hit the BUY button

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (ZMraq)

356 Old guy who was last seen petting the zombeaver is now dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (U2p+3)

357 Gorilla Wood Glue is also excellent for hairstyling.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (pQItU)

358 Oh sure robotic killer otters is all terrifying until they short out from the water.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (ldAZg)

359 I'd ask that question on a woodworker site, although I'm sure there are people that know here. Hide glue would be traditional, but I suspect the technique is about as important as the glue type. With something that age it might even be a consideration not to F it up with some synthetic, nome sayin'?
So many cool antiques get damaged by well meaning people who want to "restore" it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (1lhwM)

360 356 Old guy who was last seen petting the zombeaver is now dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:18 PM (U2p+3)

There's a zombeaver out there for all of us. The trick is to die in bed before it finds you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (f4mjo)

361 Old guy who was last seen petting the zombeaver is now dead.

Pretty rare that a guy gets eaten by a beaver.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (SchxB)

362 358 Oh sure robotic killer otters is all terrifying until they short out from the water.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (ldAZg)

They're cross-bred with robotic seals. I thought that was obvious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)

363 ...whatever the glue is, and fiil it."

I meant sawdust of whatever the wood is

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (cPGH3)

364 Be nice to the otters.

I love them. I am the otter whisperer.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (U2p+3)

365 I have a question about furniture, I have an old rocker that has an age crack that went all the way through the wood. I can use clamps to hold and set it, but I want a suggestion for the type of wood glue to use for the repair.

The piece is from the 1870's, is probably mahogany, at one point the cane bottom was replaced with a cross stitch. My wife loves it for sitting in, and the crack is in the front where there is a lot of pressure.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:12 PM (ZMraq)

If you can take it to someone that can restore it. Otherwise, titebond wood glue will make the fix stronger than the rest of the wood. But, please professional restorer.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

366 362 358 Oh sure robotic killer otters is all terrifying until they short out from the water.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (ldAZg)

They're cross-bred with robotic seals. I thought that was obvious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (6FeV1)

Do the have lasers on their heads?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (oHd/0)

367 Pretty rare that a guy gets eaten by a beaver.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:19 PM (SchxB)

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In Soviet Russia, beaver eat YOU!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (VxC1e)

368 Pretty rare that a guy gets eaten by a beaver.

Pffft. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 12, 2022 11:20 PM (Xrfse)

369 Pretty rare that a guy gets eaten by a beaver.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Damn! Wish I'd written that.

Posted by: MkY at January 12, 2022 11:21 PM (cPGH3)

370 I've had good luck with Gorilla Wood Glue. But that's for holding drilled and turned pieces together.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:17 PM (SchxB)

Another vote for Gorilla Glue, if you can open the crack wide enough to get the dispenser tip in there. There may be some thin-bodied wood glues that can be dispensed through a needle applicator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (P3gRi)

371 Damn! Wish I'd written that.

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ISWYDT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (VxC1e)

372 How quickly we forget:
'Beaver attacks and kills man in Belarus'
https://tinyurl.com/26w5tupc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (7QXdb)

373 Otters...beavers...it's all the same.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 12, 2022 11:22 PM (Xrfse)

374 The resident cabinet-maker said to use Weldwood Original Wood Glue or something of that caliber.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 12, 2022 11:24 PM (/+bwe)

375 I was interested in music really early. I think the first album I got was The Beatles blue double album. Had some Beach Boys 45s before that, I think. I was around six or seven maybe. A young aunt (who was like an older sister) lived with us, and she had Back in Black and some Kiss Albums and other stuff that I borrowed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:24 PM (pQItU)

376 Wynona's got herself a big zombeaver
And she shows it off to all her friends

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 12, 2022 11:25 PM (rF64X)

377 Beavernado!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (4I/2K)

378 Pretty rare that a guy gets eaten by a beaver.

Great body horror movie from back in the day called Teeth . . . .

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (pQItU)

379 Beware the Beavercuda!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (ldAZg)

380 I love them. I am the otter whisperer.

Nurse meet my friend Donald,

He's the beaver snatcher

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 12, 2022 11:26 PM (bzrNB)

381 There actually was a superhero called The Beaver in Marvel Comics but he was in Howard the Duck.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (vuisn)

382

With big, nasty teeth!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (YRco0)

383 Cain't get no respect round here...

Posted by: Beaver Likker at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (cPGH3)

384 From a purely evolutionary or natural selection process, it is imponderable there hadn't been some vaginal denttition with incisors.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (1lhwM)

385 If the break is across the grain, you will have to figure out some kind of extra support oacross the break or it will just break again

dowel pins are the most popular but it could be some kinda wafers put in the rear where they wont show

if the crack is with the grain, then the repair can be made without addtional support

and use a glue that dries rock hard, not soft

cascomite is cheap and it's strong as hell

but what the fuck do I know

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (us2H3)

386 And he was Canadian.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (vuisn)

387 ZomBeaver began a successful series of rodent-based horror films:

ZomMink
ZomCapybara
ZomWeasel

And the cult film classic, ZomNutria

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (VxC1e)

388 My vice is a total Athol.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 12, 2022 11:01 PM (6FeV1)


Athol Highlanders

https://tinyurl.com/avra57h8

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:29 PM (ZMraq)

389 Great body horror movie from back in the day called Teeth . . . .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Or "Rabid" with Marilyn Chambers. A film classic!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 12, 2022 11:29 PM (mD/uy)

390 387 ZomBeaver began a successful series of rodent-based horror films:

ZomMink
ZomCapybara
ZomWeasel

And the cult film classic, ZomNutria
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM (VxC1e)

And all are just really remakes of Willard.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (oHd/0)

391 My fave was ZomMy Dinner with Andre.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (vuisn)

392 Oh lord. Now some girl on girl.
One of the girls who got bit now has claws and big beaver teeth and is attacking the other girl.


She's a zombeaver now too!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

393 Fuck. I thought it couldn't get any gayer than a country where all the old conservatives were closet queens and the young leftists were all trannies.

Then I saw those Simple Minds and Thompson Twin vids in the sidebar, and realized that once upon a time, when Billy Joel roamed the Earth, it was in fact gayer than this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (hQ23g)

394 And the cult film classic, ZomNutria

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:28 PM



AKA "Undead rodents of unusual size"?

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (btyeO)

395 Not "Nilla Wafers" though.

I always thought those were kinda "meh" anyway.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (1lhwM)

396 One of the girls who got bit now has claws and big beaver teeth and is attacking the other girl.

What the? Zombie beaver rabies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (ldAZg)

397 And the dude who lost his foot just jumped off the couch and attacked the old guy from the pickup.

Lots of blood and screaming.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

398 She's a zombeaver now too!!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (U2p+3)

Does she have a broad, scaly tail, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:32 PM (P3gRi)

399 Lots of blood and screaming.

Sounds like the last time I sang in public.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 12, 2022 11:32 PM (SchxB)

400 But yes, gases can be deadly.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 12, 2022 11:04 PM (Cus5s)

NEVER trust a fart!

Posted by: Nadler at January 12, 2022 11:32 PM (+I6Y/)

401 Oh lord. Now some girl on girl.
One of the girls who got bit now has claws and big beaver teeth and is attacking the other girl.

She's a zombeaver now too!!!!

And the dude who lost his foot just jumped off the couch and attacked the old guy from the pickup.

Lots of blood and screaming.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:31 PM (U2p+3)

A FreeForAll or a Ballroom Blitz?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 11:34 PM (4I/2K)

402 Holy shit. She's transitioning to a beaver and has a big, flat beaver tail.

More screaming.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:34 PM (U2p+3)

403 Lots of blood and screaming.

Grampa says that's good.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 12, 2022 11:34 PM (Xrfse)

404 I never have spelled Cascamite and wouldn't you know, I spelled it wrong

anyways, it's great stuff

Posted by: REDACTED at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (us2H3)

405 393 Fuck. I thought it couldn't get any gayer than a country where all the old conservatives were closet queens and the young leftists were all trannies.

Then I saw those Simple Minds and Thompson Twin vids in the sidebar, and realized that once upon a time, when Billy Joel roamed the Earth, it was in fact gayer than this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 12, 2022 11:30 PM (hQ23g)


At least the 80s gays knew how to have a good time. Today's culture is an unholy union of everything that sucked about the 50s and everything that sucked about the 60s.

Posted by: CppThis at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (UewuT)

406 Good evening horde. How are all you fine folks doing tonight.

Posted by: redchief at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (Kab4E)

407 Holy shit. She's transitioning to a beaver and has a big, flat beaver tail.

---------

Did she change her pronouns?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (VxC1e)

408 I like this rolling Zombeavers review.

Maybe you could review Llamageddon next.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (pQItU)

409 First album: Electric Ladyland

Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (GJnvT)

410

Beaver job? $20, same as in town.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (YRco0)

411 333 I got a rock.

Ladyl! WDS! I haven't talked to Ben Had for a week or so.

I'm
Watching a really
Bad movie. It's getting worser and worser
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:11 PM (U2p+3


Nurse!

You should only watch edifying content!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

412 Anyway, night

https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ldAZg)

413 I like big tail and I can not lie

Posted by: Paul 'Mix-alot' Bunyan at January 12, 2022 11:37 PM (+I6Y/)

414 So the one girl just made the dude strip down to prove he hadn't been bitten by a beaver and then she attacked him because she was the one who had been attacked. Now she jumped into the pickup truck with the other girl and the just fan down the other old guy in the road and squealed down the dirt road to the lake where the beavers are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:38 PM (U2p+3)

415 Something that is almost frustrating, when you hang around certain people and certain places like this one, is that you can be a full 6 months to 2 years ahead in the news cycles compared to many low information people.

I read that Bari Weiss article and I was just struck with the sense of "where ya been Bari?"

I know it's not because they never hear it, it's because they just don't believe conservatives. They'd rather deny the truth because of the source, which is extremely insulting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 12, 2022 11:39 PM (7F9te)

416 having a bit of a hard time here,

just got a text from my very best friend saying that he is boarding a cruise right now and I am a bit worried

because I want to ride his ass with shit about the voyge of the dmned, sim,

more vigorously than if he were emily ratjowkowski earning her way out of a $i1mm gambling tab, but I do not want to ruin his fun with his wife

but he is going to be out of range in an hour

this is why he did not say anything until just before sailing

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:40 PM (K3ZCc)

417 So far, 69 mentions of beaver in this thread.

Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:41 PM (GJnvT)

418 Oh, and Kindltot, you should probably use linseed oil or something on the rocker occasionally so it doesn't dry out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 12, 2022 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

419 thank you I have somewhere to start now.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:42 PM (ZMraq)

420 Maybe you could review Llamageddon next.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (pQItU)

So that Mendoza guy that raped the horse, if he had assaulted a llama instead, he'd have been a llama rammer dingdong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:42 PM (P3gRi)

421 Publishers Clearing House ad with Terry Bradshaw.

Almost as frightening.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:42 PM (U2p+3)

422 417 So far, 69 mentions of beaver in this thread.
Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:41 PM (GJnvT)

70, by my count. 71 I guess now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:43 PM (f4mjo)

423 So far, 69 mentions of beaver in this thread.
Posted by: Theodore



First album: John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band?

Posted by: Hands - wounded healer at January 12, 2022 11:43 PM (786Ro)

424 Ward, weren't you a little hard on The Beaver last night?

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:44 PM (Xrfse)

425 Oh shit.

A grizzly bear is now turning into a zombeaver.

And all the townspeople.

Zombeaver on the roof of the truck!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:44 PM (U2p+3)

426 Judge, Robert Adrian, declares rapist INNOCENT [of rape] during sentencing and says 148 days in jail is 'plenty of punishment'

but

Adrian ultimately blamed parents for what happened at the party and suggested sexual assault was only natural when parents hold 'parties for teenagers, and they allow coeds and female people to swim in their underwear in their swimming pool.'

skinny dipping and drinking is ok but no touching, have fun
https://is.gd/TFN3vt

Romans 1:18-32
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2022 09:52 PM

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (9Z9xw)

427 confederatefifth

Well, I, like everyone else here, have no idea what you mean.
But, unless you confess real feelings for her husband (with proof) I doubt you are gonna influence the kind of experience she and he feel on this cruise.
Carry on.

Posted by: Beaver Likker at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (cPGH3)

428 maybe I should just ride him about sinking and getting raped by pirates again.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (K3ZCc)

429 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MFer BEAVERS ON THIS MFing BLOG!

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (4I/2K)

430
I know it's not because they never hear it, it's because they just don't believe conservatives.

To academics, journalists and intellectuals it's only true when they discover it.

"Leonard Bernstein has been disclosing musical secrets that have been known for over four hundred years." - Oscar Levant

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (/U27+)

431 Maybe you could review Llamageddon next.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 12, 2022 11:35 PM (pQItU)


It was re-released to DVD as Alpacalypse Now.

"Vea el horror, dentro el mundo EN LLAMAS"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (ZMraq)

432 Sweet! Axe murder!!!

And she's lost her shit and hacking her to tiny bits!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (U2p+3)

433 Wow, nurse!
Up until your last couple of posts, I was worried that all of this was happening at your house!
Glad you're ok...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (DKhCP)

434 429 ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MFer BEAVERS ON THIS MFing BLOG!
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (4I/2K)

Beavers on a plane... I mean... blog?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (oHd/0)

435 Ask not for whom the beaver beavs- it beavs for thee!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (f4mjo)

436 Pic is of Lac Des Arc outside Exshaw, Alberta, first real rockies you come to heading from Calgary to Banff.

Posted by: CharlestheHammer at January 12, 2022 11:47 PM (Dvo0o)

437 I, like everyone else here, have no idea what you mean.
But, unless you confess real feelings for her husband (with proof) I doubt you are gonna influence the kind of experience she and he feel on this cruise.
Carry on.
Posted by: B


you were bunches more fun when you were not hiding under assumd nics to avoid the cobs.

it is a bit sad that you cannot quit the hq, some sort of weird, sad, brokback commenter.

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:48 PM (K3ZCc)

438 Ok surviving girl hobbles out into the dirt roan and gets mowed down by a redneck in a pickup in his cell phone.

Fade
Out.

*curtsies*

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

439 Banff?

Bad
Ass
Night
Fighting
ForestRanger?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (f4mjo)

440 We can hide from the cobs? When did this happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:50 PM (f4mjo)

441 Beaver free, naturally.

Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at January 12, 2022 11:51 PM (4I/2K)

442

I've just watched a trailer for the film, Zombeavers, and realise that Nurse has failed to mention that the women in this cinematic masterpiece are all nubile young ladies running about in bikinis...

Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 11:51 PM (ky+Va)

443 438 Ok surviving girl hobbles out into the dirt roan and gets mowed down by a redneck in a pickup in his cell phone.

Fade
Out.

*curtsies*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

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I love a flick with a happy ending.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:51 PM (VxC1e)

444 Ward, I really think you should apologize to The Beaver.

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (Xrfse)

445 *curtsies*
Posted by: nurse ratched
--------------

Glad you survived the movie.


Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (9Z9xw)

446 Banff?

Bad
Ass
Night
Fighting
ForestRanger?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (f4mjo)

Banff! The sound when two doves collide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (P3gRi)

447 just got a text from my very best friend saying that he is boarding a cruise right now and I am a bit worried

because I want to ride his ass with shit about the voyge of the dmned, sim,

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 12, 2022 11:40 PM (K3ZCc)

I would be more worried about the noravirus. On the bright side the cruise ships have had hand sanitizer stations looong before covid hit. They don't let you in the dining areas until you hit that first. Yeah, anything can happen, but they "seem" to take this sanitation shit pretty serious. One cruise I was on had a dude playing the guitar singing some made up gay "washy washy" song right at the entrance of the dining room, while the other crew pointing to the sanitizers. They also have a row of some nice modern star trek looking sinks right there too, so you can wash up. Its not like boarding a 17th century pirate ship anymore.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 12, 2022 11:53 PM (VwHCD)

448 Tomorrow's Feature

Crocopalypse: The End of Polk Salad Annie

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 12, 2022 11:53 PM (VxC1e)

449 Coming soon to your local drive-in: BEAVERNADO

Posted by: Theodore at January 12, 2022 11:54 PM (GJnvT)

450 Stupid doves fly into my windowpanes in the summer.

Sounds like a small bass drum.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (9Z9xw)

451 What's next? Zombie Space Otters?


"Zombie Zombies" These zombies get double zombied, which works as a double negative, so they become rational and have clear speech and want to eat at restaurants. But how do they deal with the felt guilt from their previous life as a zombie, and the prejudice of humans against them?

Posted by: Azjaeger at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (3/XaG)

452 Nurse's movie was filmed on the campus of Oregon State University.

Talent was cheap, and readily available. Well, not *talent*, actually, but at least willing to chew scenery on camera.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (QzJWU)

453 Some of those girls had unseen talents.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (9Z9xw)

454 When The Beaver is hurting, we are all hurting, Ward.

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (Xrfse)

455 *curtsies*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:49 PM (U2p+3)

Thank you for liveblogging that movie. It was fun.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (4I/2K)

456 453 Some of those girls had unseen talents.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (9Z9xw)

Huge... tracts of talent!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (f4mjo)

457 Banff! The sound when two doves collide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:52 PM (P3gRi)

Actually, its the sound that happens when yer skiing, and you hit a snow laden tree... and the snow falls all over ya.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (oHd/0)

458 "Zombie Zombies" These zombies get double zombied, which works as a double negative, so they become rational and have clear speech and want to eat at restaurants. But how do they deal with the felt guilt from their previous life as a zombie, and the prejudice of humans against them?
Posted by: Azjaeger at January 12, 2022 11:55 PM (3/XaG)

That could make a really good movie, Oscar worthy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (P3gRi)

459 Sorry guys. I thought zombeaver was freaking hilarious.

I may actually seek it out on Netflix and watch for real. It was pretty schlocky.

I give it a 7/10 on the really bad scale.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 12, 2022 11:57 PM (U2p+3)

460 "Rust" armorer says Baldwin failed to attend weapons training session.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (9Z9xw)

461 Some of those girls had unseen talents.

---------

Just mention modern art, civil rights or folk music snd you're in like Flynn.

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (VxC1e)

462 Did that pool really contain liquid N2? To partially fill a pool would be expensive and if someone fell in, kill them immediately. N2 poured into a large body of water would be a short lived event. Large amounts of dry ice could produce dangerous amounts of C02.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (mCh4j)

463 Some of those girls had unseen talents.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (9Z9xw)

Only in the PG-rated version.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (P3gRi)

464 Wednesday Night DriveIn?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)

465 460 "Rust" armorer says Baldwin failed to attend weapons training session.

----------

Like the session where they said, "don't pick up a gun, aim it and shoot the cinematographer"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2022 12:00 AM (VxC1e)

466 O.M.G.

Zombeavers is a real movie. And Bill Burr found his way into that movie. Huh?!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 13, 2022 12:01 AM (mdjgu)

467 It consists entirely of Chuck Schumer’s past remarks about the filibuster. And it is, to choose one perfect word: DEVASTATING.
---
Also: Explaining.

And unfortunately, it is still a hard reality of today that if you are explaining, you're losing.

That's how Trump's tactics fit the warfare of our current culture. It's a stupid culture, because it's a stupid rule, made for a civilization taking a dive.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:02 AM (XHhHI)

468 Simple Minds also had Alive and Kicking which was as good a Don't You Forget About Me.

Depeche Mode was the gayest great straight band ever but wow did they have an intense female following.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 13, 2022 12:02 AM (0XnbO)

469

If the beaver does not fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beaver, Esq. at January 13, 2022 12:03 AM (tiKK8)

470 460 "Rust" armorer says Baldwin failed to attend weapons training session.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:58 PM (9Z9xw)

Shocking, but even he should know that you do not even mockingly, in jest, pull the trigger on someone you are not willing to go to jail over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:03 AM (f4mjo)

471 Alec Baldwin is going to walk. And we're all going to pretend its ok.

Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (Cjcf6)

472 When The Beaver is hurting, we are all hurting, Ward.

Posted by: Zombie June Cleaver, Obligatory at January 12, 2022 11:56 PM (Xrfse)
---
She spoke jive.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (XHhHI)

473 If the beaver does not fit, you must acquit!

Free at last!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (Xrfse)

474 464 Wednesday Night DriveIn?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)

ace should do a twitch watch party.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (f4mjo)

475 Alec Baldwin is going to walk. And we're all going to pretend its ok.
Posted by: Crusader at January 13, 2022 12:04 AM (Cjcf6)

We? You gotta beaver in your pocket?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (4I/2K)

476 466 O.M.G.

Zombeavers is a real movie. And Bill Burr found his way into that movie. Huh?!
Posted by: Darrell Harris

I wasn't making it up!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)

477 H. Highway Obama backs Biteme, saying filibuster is a tool to prop up Jim Crow. But why is he wearing that pointy hat?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (9Z9xw)

478 Shocking, but even he should know that you do not even mockingly, in jest, pull the trigger on someone you are not willing to go to jail over.
Posted by: Aet

there is a show about this at Americas Untold Stories with hnly and groubert that has this

Posted by: confederatefifth at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (K3ZCc)

479 Depeche Mode was the gayest great straight band ever but wow did they have an intense female following.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 13, 2022 12:02 AM (0XnbO)
---
My wife loved Erasure (a gayer straight--even Christian-themed band) even more.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (XHhHI)

480 Pocket Beaver. I had a buddy in college we bought one of those as a gag gift for his birthday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (f4mjo)

481 New Mexico under cyber attack? I blame Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r0ADi)

482 Shocking, but even he should know that you do not even mockingly, in jest, pull the trigger on someone you are not willing to go to jail over.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:03 AM (f4mjo)
--------------

Jackass gonna be a jackass.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:07 AM (9Z9xw)

483 You gonna pull them beavers or whistle Dixie?

Posted by: Josey Wales at January 13, 2022 12:07 AM (4I/2K)

484 New Mexico under cyber attack? I blame Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r0ADi)
---
Alec Baldwin cyborg clones.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:07 AM (XHhHI)

485 Hath not a Beaver eyes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:08 AM (f4mjo)

486 Beware the Beaver of March!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:08 AM (f4mjo)

487 480 Pocket Beaver. I had a buddy in college we bought one of those as a gag gift for his birthday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Pocket Pussy is what I've seen. Got one for a friend for his birthday party when we all thought he was still a virgin. Thing is, he wasn't. He just didn't like girls. Joke was on us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)

488 I wasn't making it up!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:05 AM (U2p+3)


I couldn't watch the whole trailer. Gag.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (ZMraq)

489 Beauty and the Beaver... oh... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (oHd/0)

490 New Mexico under cyber attack? I blame Alec Baldwin.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r0ADi)

If they had run the State's business on Linux boxes, they could have called it Gnu Mexico. And would have been free of cyber-attack.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:10 AM (P3gRi)

491 The Occurrence at Beaver Creek Bridge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:10 AM (f4mjo)

492 Mitt Romney said Biden was taking the same 'tragic road' as Donald Trump in trying to undermine the credibility of American elections.
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What he needs is a good Hawaiian Punch.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (9Z9xw)

493 In Spanish a beaver is called "castor" probably because of the way they wheel around.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)

494

I Am Beaver.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (YOW7c)

495 Citizen Beaver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (f4mjo)

496 Simple minds in the mid to late 80's was doing entertaining straight forward big bold rock music. Several good albums.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (bzrNB)

497 I keep making these puns and I get no reaction whatsoever.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)

498 493 In Spanish a beaver is called "castor" probably because of the way they wheel around.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)

Looking for Pollux?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (f4mjo)

499 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (x8kT3)

500 ...He just didn't like girls. Joke was on us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM



I suppose "pocket rectums" (inverted pocket rectums?) are offered in the shops now for such occasions...

Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (5VBaJ)

501 Other IMDB recommendations for fans of Zombeaver:

Inhumanwhich: poster shows a bbq beef sandwich with teeth, and many concerned onlookers

Black Sheep: "There are 40 million sheep in New Zealand AND THEY'RE PISSED OFF"

VelociPastor: Apparently about a carnivorous dinosaur that becomes a Catholic priest

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (VxC1e)

502 Pocket Pussy is what I've seen. Got one for a friend for his birthday party when we all thought he was still a virgin. Thing is, he wasn't. He just didn't like girls. Joke was on us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)
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That smells funny.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (9Z9xw)

503 >>497 I keep making these puns and I get no reaction whatsoever. Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)

Sock up as Rothlisburger. Always be closing.

Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (x8kT3)

504 In Spanish a beaver is called "castor" probably because of the way they wheel around.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)

That's why the town at the mouth of the Columbia is called "Castoria".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (P3gRi)

505

It's a mad mad mad mad wet beaver.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Death Beavers at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (EkmnW)

506 I suppose "pocket rectums" (inverted pocket rectums?) are offered in the shops now for such occasions...
Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (5VBaJ)
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Get him a supply of boneless pork rectums - no simulation at all.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:13 AM (9Z9xw)

507 The Beavers at Toko-Ri

Where do we get such men? They leave this ship and they do their job. Then they must find this speck lost somewhere on the sea. When they find it they have to land on its pitching deck. Where do we get such men?

Posted by: RAdm. George Tarrant at January 13, 2022 12:14 AM (4I/2K)

508 Spaghetti Man: Don't ask, looks messy

Piranha 3D: self explanatory. Piranhas. In 3D.

Hooker Assassin. Could be worth viewing while drunk and alone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 13, 2022 12:14 AM (VxC1e)

509 I keep making these puns and I get no reaction whatsoever.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2022 12:11 AM (ZMraq)
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Happens to all of us. (Or mostly me.)

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:16 AM (XHhHI)

510 Zombie Strippers looks interesting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:16 AM (4I/2K)

511 "Leonard Bernstein has been disclosing musical secrets that have been known for over four hundred years." - Oscar Levant

I think Oscar was a regular on an early (radio) game show called Information Please, it was really good and I think it kind of set the stage for later shows like Jeopardy!, it was pretty tough and had some high brow questions. Bernstein was actually a guest on the show at least once, though he sounded like kind of a douchebag to me, interesting show though, replays available as streaming audio for free.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 12:17 AM (1lhwM)

512 ...He just didn't like girls. Joke was on us.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 13, 2022 12:09 AM

I suppose "pocket rectums" (inverted pocket rectums?) are offered in the shops now for such occasions...

Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:12 AM (5VBaJ)

Funny shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)

513 Che Castora, firebrand of the Communist Beaverlution.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:18 AM (P3gRi)

514 Evening.

Nurse needs to do more movie live blogs.

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:19 AM (D364A)

515 Levant was smart and fast.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:19 AM (9Z9xw)

516 >>I suppose "pocket rectums" (inverted pocket rectums?) are offered in the shops now for such occasions...

And, of course, on Amazon. New...and used.

Filter by condition: acceptable.

Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:20 AM (x8kT3)

517 There's even a Lesbian Vampire Killers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:20 AM (4I/2K)

518 Nurse needs to do more movie live blogs.
Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:19 AM (D364A)

Seconded!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (4I/2K)

519 Oscar Levant (December 27,1906 - August 14, 1972) was an American concert pianist, composer, music conductor, author, radio game show panelist, television talk show host, comedian and actor. _Wiki

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (9Z9xw)

520 Pocket Trigglypuff, a gift for nobody.

Posted by: Axeman at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (XHhHI)

521 Nurse should live blog, Lesbian Vampire Killers.
That would be a hoot.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (9Z9xw)

522 A buddy got a shower beer holder for Christmas. The package touted, among other 'features,' a "revolutionary space-age drainage system."

It has 9 little holes in the bottom.

Posted by: 496 at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (U1eOr)

523 Oscar Levant (December 27,1906 - August 14, 1972) was an American concert pianist, composer, music conductor, author, radio game show panelist, television talk show host, comedian and actor. _Wiki
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (9Z9xw)

Died kind of young.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:23 AM (P3gRi)

524 Oscar Levant (December 27,1906 - August 14, 1972) was an American concert pianist, composer, music conductor, author, radio game show panelist, television talk show host, comedian and actor. _Wiki
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:21 AM (9Z9xw)

He couldn't hold down a particular job for very long, could he?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2022 12:23 AM (4I/2K)

525
He had some kind of wasting disease.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:24 AM (9Z9xw)

526 That weed study on the Rona checks out to me. Why? Pfizer bought a pot company/dispensary a year ago.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 13, 2022 12:25 AM (YglAn)

527 How can biden be at 33%? republicans and independents don't like what he is doing. Thats the 52%. The other 15% are bernie supporters who had him foisted on them like hillary and view him with contempt. AOC 2024!

Posted by: raimondo at January 13, 2022 12:26 AM (6KGlg)

528 He had some kind of wasting disease.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:24 AM (9Z9xw)

He should have been a Senator, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)

529 Democrats continue to nip at the heels of Matt Gaetz.

Republican's ex-girlfriend testifies to grand jury in his teen sex trafficking case and is discussing an immunity deal to avoid obstruction charges

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:28 AM (9Z9xw)

530 Judge Adrian ultimately blamed parents for what happened at the party and suggested rape was only natural when parents hold parties for teenagers, and allow coeds and females to swim in their underwear.

OK.

But now be sure to apply that very same logic to the United States Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, American Colleges, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 12:29 AM (1lhwM)

531 ... is discussing an immunity deal to avoid obstruction charges

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:28 AM



They have nothing!

Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:30 AM (ky+Va)

532 Pipe down, squirt!

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at January 13, 2022 12:31 AM (63Dwl)

533 and allow coeds and females to swim in their underwear.

OK.

But now be sure to apply that very same logic to the United States Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, American Colleges, etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 13, 2022 12:29 AM (1lhwM)

Just how long has it been since "coed" was anything other than a category on Pr0nhub?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)

534 "Guys and Drugs"

When you see a bum
Dying out in the sun
You can bet he better get some fast Narcan

When you see a dude
Mainlining fentanyl too
Without Narcan he's gonna turn into goo

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

535 Most I know about Ronnie Spector is she survived Phil's psycho, controlling ass.
Rest In Peace
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 12, 2022 10:04

Agreed, when I told jules Ronnie Spector died she said ...good. I was WTF, she thought it was Phil. She thought the world would be better without his sorry ass.

Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2022 12:34 AM (55Qr6)

536 He should have been a Senator, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:26 AM (P3gRi)
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It was devastating, ---
I stand corrected, that's what happens when you believe Johnny Carson.

Levant talked openly on television about his neuroses and hypochondria. Years before Levant's first television appearance, Alexander Woollcott said of him: "There isn't anything the matter with Levant that a few miracles wouldn't cure."

neurotic, pills, drugs, women, smoker,

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:34 AM (9Z9xw)

537 >>Without Narcan
Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 12:33 AM (KAi1n)

So what's the best thing to do with this $90 bottle of Narcan?

Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:35 AM (x8kT3)

538 Just how long has it been since "coed" was anything other than a category on Pr0nhub?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:32 AM (P3gRi)
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Are you talking about "The Girls of Nebraska State"?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:37 AM (9Z9xw)

539 So what's the best thing to do with this $90 bottle of Narcan?
Posted by: ZOD at January 13, 2022 12:35 AM (x8kT3)

So, what do they do if you OD on Narcan?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:39 AM (P3gRi)

540

"...coeds and females..."

??

I always thought coeds were females! But who knows these days?

Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 12:40 AM (c9gv+)

541 I remember from long ago Oscar Levant hosting a 15 minute show called Fractured Flickers. He did a nonsense narration to early silent films.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 13, 2022 12:41 AM (sAXJ5)

542 Are you talking about "The Girls of Nebraska State"?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:37 AM (9Z9xw)

Well, that's exactly the usage of "coed" that one might find on Pr0nhub, isn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:41 AM (P3gRi)

543 The coed reclined on the davenport listening to the grammophone.

Posted by: Old Coot at January 13, 2022 12:43 AM (sAXJ5)

544 I remember from long ago Oscar Levant hosting a 15 minute show called Fractured Flickers. He did a nonsense narration to early silent films.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 13, 2022 12:41 AM (sAXJ5)

I remember Fractured Flickers, but it was hosted by Hans Conried, when I saw it. Conried also starred in a dystopian sort of sci-fi horror flick called "The Twonky". Very topical, even today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:44 AM (P3gRi)

545 Awake, not good

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 12:45 AM (2JoB8)

546 Judge, Robert Adrian, declares rapist INNOCENT [of rape] during sentencing and says 148 days in jail is 'plenty of punishment'
but
Adrian ultimately blamed parents for what happened at the party and suggested sexual assault was only natural when parents hold 'parties for teenagers, and they allow coeds and female people to swim in their underwear in their swimming pool.'
skinny dipping and drinking is ok but no touching, have fun
https://is.gd/TFN3vt
Romans 1:18-32
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 12, 2022 09:52 PM
Posted by: Braenyard at January 12, 2022 11:45 PM (9Z9xw)

So tar? Feathers? Rail? Who wants to donate?
So many questions. Like why did the prosecution agree to a bench trial? Who paid this judge off to reverse his initial decision? CAN a judge reverse his decision like that?
The rapist looks like he should be raping little boys. Actually I thought he looked like a girl. I was like, damn, that's one ugly victim. Wait...it's a dude?!? Then I thought maybe it's some weird tranny shit.
So many ass kickings need to be handed out.

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:47 AM (HW2Gb)

547 Ditto Skip, Does not bode well for tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2022 12:48 AM (qpolg)

548 Hey Skip, you're early.
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Microsoft introduces new woke feature for Word that tries to suggest PC alternatives when someone types phrases that could offend snowflakes
(and it doesn't like Neil Armstrong's Moon speech!)

It'll be in your next update

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:48 AM (9Z9xw)

549 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12:49 AM (P3gRi)

550 Nurse should live blog, Lesbian Vampire Killers.
That would be a hoot.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 12:22 AM (9Z9xw)

Jess Franco's Vampiros Lesbos.

It's pretty much what you imagine but the cinematography is faaaaantastic!

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 12:50 AM (PnuK0)

551 Ronnie not only had a super voice, she was beautiful. 1/2 white, 1/4 black, 1/4 Native American, 100% yum.

She was the Phoebe Cates of her day.

In a rational world, that would mean I'd have to turn in my white supremacist card, but I still disagree with communism, so I'm probably safe there (not to mention that I'm way more mixed race than 99.99% of the pasty white kids who toss the "white supremacist" bullshit around).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 12:55 AM (bW8dp)

552 AOP I stand corrected, it was Conried. I offer for an excuse it was sixty years ago.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 13, 2022 12:57 AM (sAXJ5)

553 > A Kentucky judge this month gave a man charged convicted of sexual assault a perplexing choice: join the military or go to jail.

Back in the day, joining the army was a common option that judges would give to young men convicted of relatively minor offenses... joyriding, having weed, shoplifting, etc. (in fact, I recall two high school classmates who wound up in the army due to weed possession. That was before piss tests and so on. Yeah, I'm old.)

It sure as hell wasn't done in cases of rape.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 12:58 AM (bW8dp)

554 Wonder if judge is a Leftist

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 01:00 AM (2JoB8)

555 I remember Fractured Flickers, but it was hosted by Hans Conried, when I saw it. Conried also starred in a dystopian sort of sci-fi horror flick called "The Twonky". Very topical, even today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2022 12

Oh yeah, Fractured Flickers rocked (well before things rocked LOL). Remember Sherman and Peabody? Damn, I'm old. LOL, still on the green side.

Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2022 01:05 AM (55Qr6)

556 Wonder if judge is a Leftist

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 01:00 AM (2JoB

Wonder?

Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 01:11 AM (+K+vL)

557 Sherman and Peabody were Fractured Fairy Tales

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 01:13 AM (9Z9xw)

558 Microsoft introduces new woke feature for Word that tries to suggest PC alternatives when someone types phrases that could offend snowflakes

It'll be in your next update
Posted by: Braenyard

I've purchase Word and don't update. That and I <3 Wordperfect.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 01:14 AM (KAi1n)

559 Remember Sherman and Peabody? Damn, I'm old. LOL, still on the green side.

Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2022 01:05 AM (55Qr6)

May you long stay on that side.

Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 01:17 AM (+K+vL)

560
Re the liquid nitrogen in the pool. Makes a cool fog effect. Where did this story come up again? Yes, it can kill people by displacing the O2 around the pool as the nitrogen boils. Indeed that happened once with some idiots for some publicity stunt.

It also became a fad in some upscale bars to put a little sprig of liquid nitrogen in some drinks, giving a fog effect. No problem if done correctly. Until some girl had her esophagus nearly destroyed by swallowing some of it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:17 AM (Mzdiz)

561
If you're wondering how one could displace enough oxygen out of the air, the expansion ratio of liquid N2 to gaseous N2 is about 700:1. That is a gallon of liquid N2 will expand to 700 gallons of N2 gas.

That's how it can displace enough O2 in a pool sized area.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:19 AM (Mzdiz)

562 Also Herbert, engineers are sexy af.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2022 01:25 AM (l4HL2)

563 yeah, I had to look that one up. I did not realize it could hang around for a while due to insulating ice formed underneath. would never occur to me to pour n2 into a swimming pool.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 13, 2022 01:27 AM (mCh4j)

564 >>> Microsoft introduces new woke feature for Word that tries to suggest PC alternatives when someone types phrases that could offend snowflakes

It'll be in your next update
Posted by: Braenyard


We have a legal bot at work that automatically checks through correspondence that will be visible to the outside world. Well, I had updated an engineering analysis so in some correspondence I had referred to the "old analysis". The bot came at me and suggest I don't use terms like "old" or "fat". lol

Posted by: banana Dream at January 13, 2022 01:29 AM (l4HL2)

565 New Jersey Governor and Chief Fucktard said the state should ban "super-high-caliber weapons which have no place in the woods for hunting, let alone on our streets."

So, like a Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle?

What a maroon.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 01:29 AM (bW8dp)

566

700 gallons is *only* 93 cubic feet!

I thought the problem was a reaction of the nitrogen with the chlorine...

Posted by: Zettai at January 13, 2022 01:30 AM (5M0ag)

567 Wonder if judge is a Leftist

Posted by: Skip at January 13, 2022 01:00 AM (2JoB

Wonder?
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 01:11 AM (+K+vL)

I'm thinking it's less idealogical and more *makes graft motion*.

That being said, when you think about the various Soros backed progressive commie DAs refusing to prosecute property crimes and theft, you have to wonder how long before they start refusing to prosecute rape. It's really only a matter of degree, really. And if the victim is white and the perp is black and you got some DA wanting to pander to BLM leftists you just know they're going to make some argument about equitable outcomes for past sex crimes against female slaves blah blah blah. Rape equity or some shit.

It's coming. Brother, you just know this shit is coming.

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 01:32 AM (bWsS/)

568 565 New Jersey Governor and Chief Fucktard said the state should ban "super-high-caliber weapons which have no place in the woods for hunting, let alone on our streets."

So, like a Carl Gustaf recoilless rifle?

What a maroon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 13, 2022 01:29 AM (bW8dp)

Super High caliber?

There goes all those .950 JDJs...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 01:33 AM (dNqv+)

569 >> I thought the problem was a reaction of the nitrogen with the chlorine...

That was incorrect. Such reactions can occur with the chlorine compounds, but not very much. Not enough happens to amount to anything.

They poured an entire dewar of the stuff in the pool, maybe more than one. It produces a very cool fog effect. Also will kill you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:33 AM (Mzdiz)

570 So a flak 88 is right out?

Posted by: a dude in MI at January 13, 2022 01:34 AM (+I6Y/)

571 What qualifies as "super high caliber"?

What about "super duper high caliber"?

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 01:34 AM (bWsS/)

572 Whoops! The time!

I'm out.

I mentioned Vampiros Lesbos. It's a really stupid movie but honestly the cinematography is fucking gorgeous. Also smoking hot lesbo action.

Totally worth checking out.

Night!

Posted by: Robert at January 13, 2022 01:37 AM (bWsS/)

573 Unless you want to take out an entire herd, Dora would be excessively high caliber.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 01:39 AM (KAi1n)

574 What qualifies as "super high caliber"?

What about "super duper high caliber"?
Posted by: Robert


Then we Heil! Heil! right in the maroon's face ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at January 13, 2022 01:43 AM (okV1R)

575 Wellp Lost router connection and phone still have no router
Don't let me bedbugs bite.

Posted by: Braenyard's Phone at January 13, 2022 01:43 AM (qC9f1)

576 Question on Zerohedge: Are you ready for $4 gas this spring? Abso-effing-lutely!

Posted by: SFGoth at January 13, 2022 01:44 AM (KAi1n)

577
Back when I was going to Clempson Cow Collidge, and I think it was in my sophomore year, some of us idiots got to playing with liquid nitrogen. Some of the grad students had access to the stuff, and they tapped some off the dewar and we got to playing it with.

The fog in the water trick is one, not to mention dunking various things in it and freezing the hell out of 'em. Like the old hammer a nail with a frozen banana trick.

Well, one of those professors caught up and chewed us all out. He didn't mind us playing with it, just do it safely. He chewed out the grad students even more 'cause they should've known better.

So, he showed one of the rooms in the building with a nice ventilation system especially made for handling boiling off shit like that and other fumes. If you want to play, do it here and turn the damn system on!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 01:45 AM (Mzdiz)

578 Brandon Scott Price?

Keep that fucker OUT of my Army.

Beyond sick and tired of the shit coming down.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2022 01:51 AM (KATBx)

579 IG I feel your pain but that cat is already out of the bag.

Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:01 AM (+K+vL)

580 Back for a moment.
Curious that my land line internet connection and my phone internet connection should go out at the same time.

And then within three minutes of each other come back on.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:01 AM (+VOV0)

581 >> Curious that my land line internet connection and my phone internet connection should go out at the same time.

Sorry about that. Just a little upgrade.

Posted by: Bob@NSA at January 13, 2022 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)

582 What about "super duper high caliber"?
Posted by: Robert
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If SMH was here she could explain that but she's been MIA today and night. hmmm

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:04 AM (+VOV0)

583 And then within three minutes of each other come back on.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:01 AM (+VOV0)

Not really curious. It happens from time to time. Are you suggesting there is something sinister at work?

Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:05 AM (+K+vL)

584 Sorry about that. Just a little upgrade.
Posted by: Bob@NSA
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Now that I know it was you I feel better.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:06 AM (+VOV0)

585 Nite, all.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2022 02:08 AM (KATBx)

586 Not really curious. It happens from time to time. Are you suggesting there is something sinister at work?
Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:05 AM (+K+vL)
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Seems odd that land line - xfinity, and LTE, - AT&T
would go down and then come back up at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:09 AM (+VOV0)

587 g'nite

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:10 AM (+VOV0)

588 Seems odd that land line - xfinity, and LTE, - AT&T
would go down and then come back up at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2022 02:09 AM (+VOV0)

Could be your internet connection went down for a few minutes.

Posted by: TC at January 13, 2022 02:13 AM (+K+vL)

589 So I leave to watch a movie and return only to find that I have missed another beaver thread, you should have told me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2022 02:14 AM (a4EWo)

590
Braenyard, is your phone set to use local wi-fi when in range? I don't have any smart phones, and will never have one, but if the wifi dropped out, assuming you have it, will the phone automatically go over the cell data network, or maybe it takes a while?

Posted by: Bob@NSA at January 13, 2022 02:16 AM (Mzdiz)

591 Really?

Posted by: Bones at January 13, 2022 02:41 AM (+I6Y/)

592 Gargles, sniffs armpits and then wonders if it was something I said?? Good night Horde, I guess that I offended you all, sorry.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2022 02:42 AM (a4EWo)

593 Full disclosure: I am an older white male.

I've worked with engineering co-ops for 30 years. Sadly, they generally have really dropped in quality. It used to be a pretty good professional advocation but performance expectations in the US have fallen off significantly as a whole.

Sadly most of the big firms that hire hundreds of engineers are looking for ones that check all the fashionable boxes these days. Some of the recent (5 years) interviews I've had are seriously frightening. Small firms who don't have the money to indulge in such fantasies are still looking for good engineers.

My experience is that good engineers are the exception these days in the US. They are also very hard to find/hire because anyplace worth a shit takes very good care of them.

Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2022 02:43 AM (Cfk8j)

594 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 02:53 AM (arJlL)

595
Dutch newspaper is apologizing to its readers for its unquestioning repeating of government propaganda over Covid.

https://tinyurl.com/6zybvuuj

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)

596 Funny thing about liquid nitrogen and fog. The fog is from condensed water vapor in air. If you see fog that means there is air present and it's usually safe. It takes very special conditions for enough air to be displaced by an inert gas to where it becomes dangerous, typically 20-25 percent. Of course this depends on what people consider to be dangerous and that varies depending on who is responsible for what.

In a 20X20X10 ft, non-ventilated enclosure. You need to vaporize around 30 liters of LN2 to get to this level. That is a lot. The big 200 hundred plus pound dewars you see rolled around typically hold 60 to 100 liters.

Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2022 03:05 AM (Cfk8j)

597 Dutch newspaper is apologizing to its readers for its unquestioning repeating of government propaganda over Covid.

https://tinyurl.com/6zybvuuj
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 13, 2022 02:55 AM (Mzdiz)

The Boys on the Board are gonna take a lot of flack from the Boys Downtown!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 03:15 AM (dNqv+)

598 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk4H1eV9JuY

Beautiful Car. Did not know that Mercedes had tried a Wankel. Not usually a fan of orange, but it looks nice on this car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 03:30 AM (dNqv+)

599 Hmmm, is pixy still on holiday?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 13, 2022 03:39 AM (dNqv+)

600 Hmmm, is pixy still on holiday?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

4 AM , to avoid ONT stompening.

Posted by: JT at January 13, 2022 03:42 AM (arJlL)

601 Pixy's nood.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 13, 2022 04:01 AM (ju2Fy)

602 Posted by: Zettai at January 12, 2022 10:01 PM (eWH9R)
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Did you mean to write Erev Tov?

Posted by: Biden's Dog at January 13, 2022 04:16 AM (xGXKY)

603 Aetius451AD,

Yes a beautiful car. Nice to know you can still get parts for a Mercedes Wankel engine.

Posted by: pawn at January 13, 2022 04:27 AM (Cfk8j)

604 Ladies and Gentlemen... Seal:

https://tinyurl.com/nwmy8erj

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 13, 2022 04:56 AM (Ckg4U)

605 74 > Terror fears: Data shows that DHS cannot account for nearly 50K migrants released into the U.S. interior


This is bullshit.

It's more like 50 million.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 12, 2022 10:15 PM (BFigT)

Yes, I agree that mathematically speaking, the figure is in the 10^6 or 10^7 range rather than 10^4.

Posted by: Isophorone at January 13, 2022 09:01 AM (0/xTg)

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