Suspected Antifa "Sleeper" Arrested Carrying Nail Bombs at Florida Protest For January 6 Political Prisoners

Garrett James Smith is a sleeper with no social media history, but a helmet was found in his apartment painted with antifa symbols, as well as a "Direct Action" checklist.

"Direct Action" is a euphemism for "violence" or "terrorism" used almost exclusively by leftwing "protest" groups.

I can't imagine that a supporter of the J6 political prisoners' right to due process would bring nail bombs to a protest. You don't frag your allies.

A very familiar silence from the media.

Which proves that the media just won't cover stories about their leftwing paramilitary allies attacking conservatives or cops, despite the leftwing media's insistence that they do.

CNN's Chief Doxer "Buzzfeed Andrew" tried to disprove Mary Katherine Ham's assertion that after 48 hours, CNN stopped covering Capitol Hill Assassin/Russiagate Conspiracy Fan James Hodgkinson III's murderous rampage and switched her topic to "Mike Pence hired a lawyer." He did so by... using his doxing skills to dig up evidence that she was on CNN talking about Hodgkinson within the first day or two of the shooting. And not "after 48 hours," as she specified.

This sparked an argument, which CNN's Doxing Officer fared poorly in.

Hi, Andrew. Yes, this is within 24-48 hrs that this was a story. This segment was based on the galactically stupid Sanford contention that it was *Trump's rhetoric* that caused it, bc of course. Pointed out Nats Park hit bc it was overlooking the game & yet not focused on this. https://t.co/ilUflRJ60d

-- Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) January 8, 2022

Do you need the rest of my itinerary from that day and the day after, which again, were basically the only days this was a national story, which was my point?

-- Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) January 8, 2022

Got jack to say about Cuomo and Toobin, but gotta fact-check me when he's got nothing.

-- Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) January 8, 2022


One jacked off in front of female colleagues and one violated every conflict of interest rule in journalism, lied about it, and got fired, but I'm the issue bc I think the Congressional baseball shooting was covered too lightly and taxes are too high. Sure, dude.

-- Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) January 8, 2022

The New York Times' Maggie Haberman continues insisting that the leftwing assassin Hodgkinson was a "huge story" at the Times. A search of the NYT's archives disproves this.

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If the NYT and CNN want to prove they cover leftwing assassins and terrorists as "huge stories," they can give antifa nail bomber Garrett James Smith the same coverage they gave Gabby Gifford's shooter. Or they can give him the coverage they gave to just one of the January 6 "insurrectionists" -- say, QAnon Shaman.

But they won't.

But six years from now, CNN's Chief Doxing Officer Buzzfeed Andrew will insist they covered the Anfifa Bomber "just as much" as any alleged "rightwing" killer.

Posted by: Ace at 06:06 PM




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1 fIRST

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (V13WU)

2 HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (V13WU)

3 Dude lost his FBI CAC?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (BFigT)

4 Nails in bombs always tell me the perp is a peaceful BLM/antifa/dem protester.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (TYbad)

5 Some ideas have their own nail bombs.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (jTmQV)

6 Sleeper?

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 06:09 PM (bVYXr)

7 I'm frankly stunned he was arrested

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:09 PM (XvPQV)

8 Hodgkinson. Another "wounded healer".

Posted by: WaPo at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (786Ro)

9 Slap on wrist is my guess is all he will get.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (2JoB8)

10 You know who else treated it like it was no big deal?

The GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (wj03l)

11 DeSantis should tell the the feds to fuck right the fuck off and have his AG prosecute this Tifa bomber. Death penalty and nothing less.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (GYllL)

12 We've totally never seen this guy before. Ever. Also, where do I get the form to get reimbursed for a few boxes of nails I needed for.. for.. Federal Law Enforcement reasons?

Posted by: the FBI at January 10, 2022 06:11 PM (cupoy)

13 Why are you castigating this brave leftist for his speech involving explosives and improvised anti-personnel munitions?

He is saving America with those non-verbal words and you are attacking America with your thoughts and typing....

//"Your" FIB

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:11 PM (Lzpvj)

14 Always wondered how Our Lips Our Sealed would sound with a more feminine singer.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (xPl2J)

15 10 You know who else treated it like it was no big deal?

The GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Leftists actually do violence as does a certain religion if you cross them. You can take GOP politicos as being aware of who you do not cross which says a lot about power relationships in this country. Those in power, you cannot criticize.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (dCGWj)

16 300 grand bail. I guess Florida isn't Oregon, huh, retard?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (g4Qyo)

17 I miss Mary Katherine Ham. I wonder if she'd have been happier not trying for a national platform.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

18 >>>8 Hodgkinson. Another "wounded healer".


austere religious scholar, too

inshallah

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (0G13K)

19 GoGo's >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fun Boy Three homos.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (d82Bu)

20 >>>I miss Mary Katherine Ham. I wonder if she'd have been happier not trying for a national platform.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

Or marrying a lefty...

::did I say that out loud?::

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (QYPq3)

21 What's this turd's GoFundMe balance?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (BFigT)

22 I think the sleeper was subintelligent based on how his checklist looked and he was used like how the terrorist factions in Iraq back in the day would recruit their bombers.

"He's an idiot make him do it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (dIjuE)

23 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (arJlL)

24 Or marrying a lefty...

::did I say that out loud?::
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (QYPq3)

Mary Matalin and Old Snake Head....

I don't get it either....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

25 >>>14 Always wondered how Our Lips Our Sealed would sound with a more feminine singer.

hah. he's the cowriter. he wrote the lyrics as a letter to jane wyden. he was having an affair with her and wrote the lyrics to convince her to "put up a shield" and say nothing when the press asked her why she was sleeping with someone who was either engaged to someone or in a long relationship with someone.

Great song but deeply cynical, because it's trying to spin silence in this situation as somehow noble or heroic. Which is why it's perfect as a theme song for the media.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM (0G13K)

26 Well, it's Florida, so maybe this prick will see actual jail time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM (bkUtD)

27 >>>Mary Matalin and Old Snake Head....

I don't get it either....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

In that instance, I think both of them enjoy misery.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM (QYPq3)

28 14 Always wondered how Our Lips Our Sealed would sound with a more feminine singer.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (xPl2J)


Dang it, Mark! Spewed Coke all over my Kindle.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM (SRRAx)

29 It took four years and Congressional pressure for the FBI to classify the Hodgkinson shooting as a terrorist event. Before that, they called it a suicide by cop and did the standard, "We can't say what his motivation was. That kill list we found, that's just puzzling is all."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:16 PM (P5Tc3)

30 15 10 You know who else treated it like it was no big deal?

The GOP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender


I received a request from our local GOP precinct captain in Oct 2021 telling us who we should vote for in the next election and what tax bills we should support. Tax bills.

I told him in an email that he should first light his dick on fire then jump off a cliff. He still sends us flyers.
He's like a skin disease you can't get rid of.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 06:16 PM (GYllL)

31 Fun Boy 3 seems gay, or British, hard to tell which.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:16 PM (fs1hN)

32 i put up this alternate version because it's Also Good and everyone's heard the main one so many times.

that one's great too of course

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:16 PM (0G13K)

33 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 10, 2022 06:16 PM (vuisn)

34 And he also had dozens of blue shirts and pairs of khakis in his closet??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:17 PM (UHVv4)

35 300 grand bail. I guess Florida isn't Oregon, huh, retard?
Posted by: Shooter McGavin

Kamala will suck in some bail money.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 10, 2022 06:17 PM (TYbad)

36 James Smith Garret should be remote detonated with his nail bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:17 PM (CwVOr)

37 MKH annoys me sometimes but she is good about hammering journalistic incompetence and malpractice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:17 PM (KZzsI)

38 No social media presence? Not in his actual name maybe.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 06:17 PM (g98Pl)

39 Worked security for a Go-Go's concert once but Belinda pretended not to notice me.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

40 CDC is going to mandate everyone purchase a sex robot.
Commerce Clause

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (eOIrM)

41 Hang him.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (xCkcs)

42 Let's get back to sexbots

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (rF64X)

43 ...he was used like how the terrorist factions in Iraq back in the day would recruit their bombers.

"He's an idiot make him do it."


*****

I'm not seeing any gaps in THAT supply chain...

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (m45I2)

44 Kamala will suck in some bail money.

I am sure that there already is a crowdfunder piling up hundreds of thousands for the dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

45 ....he's the cowriter. he wrote the lyrics as a letter to jane wyden. he was having an affair with her and wrote the lyrics to convince her to "put up a shield" and say nothing when the press asked her why she was sleeping with someone who was either engaged to someone or in a long relationship with someone.
*****
Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM (0G13K)


What, was he dorking the black guitar player?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (SRRAx)

46 Lefty hacktivists are just joshin' about being journalists. They are hacktivists, like Buzzfeed shows here and Maggie Haberman, who has never once written a story critical of Hillzabub, shows every single day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (pYCH0)

47 Fun Boy 3 seems gay, or British, hard to tell which.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:16 PM (fs1hN)
........

The singer is catatonic and coked to the gills. Bad combo.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

48 I am the Shadout Mapes: "Mary Matalin and Old Snake Head....

I don't get it either...."


Business as far as those two go. No matter which party is out of power, one of them is inside the tent getting access, making deals, setting policy. Spread risk in a highly rewarding atmosphere. It's like a dynastic presence.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (aXxgO)

49 Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM (0G13K)

Thanks for the explanation, my guess for the video's inclusion was that the press was like fun boy 3, cuz, Toobin and um, Stelter uh, ok, I had no idea.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (fs1hN)

50 Always wondered how Our Lips Our Sealed would sound with a more feminine singer.

DeVinyls, "watch this..."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (CwVOr)

51 No social media presence? Not in his actual name maybe.

"Nailbomber was discovered to have posted under the name 'Seattle Slough' for decades on right wing sites"
--CNN implying he's a conservative

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

52 The Ministry of Misinformation is performing flawlessly, sir!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (4fSQf)

53 >>>CDC is going to mandate everyone purchase a sex robot.
Commerce Clause

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2022 06:18 PM (eOIrM)

Latest National Trend Has Males Purchasing Sex Robots to Support Abortion

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:20 PM (QYPq3)

54 25 Ace it's Jane Weidlin, I suspect who you ment but t wasn't sure

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:20 PM (2JoB8)

55 #30 a skin disease you can't get rid of.

This too is the story of Brandon.

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (eOIrM)

56 17 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)

Yeah, no...

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (Lzpvj)

57 Fuh Boy 3 has like 6 more band members than it needs to put out that song.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (KZzsI)

58 54 25 Ace it's Jane Weidlin, I suspect who you ment but t wasn't sure
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:20 PM (2JoB

It's Wiedlin.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (PiwSw)

59 Fun Boy 3 seems gay, or British, hard to tell which.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:16

Same same.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (rF64X)

60 >>> Ace it's Jane Weidlin, I suspect who you ment but t wasn't sure
Posted by: Skip



Mmm.... Jane....

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (bkUtD)

61 Wiedlin was the space cadet weirdo but she was cute. She did a solo album with songs about whales and new age crystals and stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:21 PM (KZzsI)

62 Could be worse. He coulda posted the worst band ever and their cover of Europe's The Final Countdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc

Posted by: Bard Simpson at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (CQ5O0)

63 20 Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (QYPq3)

Oh no like Mary Matalin she is TOTALLY a committed CONservative commentator....she just happened to fall in love with a committed stone-cold mule.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (Lzpvj)

64 If it wasn't for our own JJ hammering this at least once a month, I'd have forgotten the name James Hodgkinson (and his association with former Senate Minority Leader Dick Durbin).

Posted by: pookysgirl, with cold-finger tyops at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (XKZwp)

65 Another fun fact about the Hodgkinson shooting is they named it the "Congressional baseball shooting." It was specifically a Republican practice event. Even the name chosen is a mischaracterization of what happened.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (P5Tc3)

66 If you don't read newspapers you're not informed.
If you read newspapers you're misinformed.

M. Twain

Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (eOIrM)

67 Buttgiggity is like the Flash! Fast as lightning!

AlexGangitano
@AlexGangitano
INBOX: Tomorrow, Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (FVME7)

68 Oh no like Mary Matalin she is TOTALLY a committed CONservative commentator....she just happened to fall in love with a committed stone-cold mule.
Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (Lzpvj)

mabe in those them old days its was possible ??

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (V13WU)

69 >>>Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022

You're about four months late, douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (bkUtD)

70 >>>60 >>> Ace it's Jane Weidlin, I suspect who you ment but t wasn't sure

yes, i meant her.

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (0G13K)

71 Or marrying a lefty...

::did I say that out loud?::
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dum

Didn't her husband die recently?

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

72 https://youtu.be/r3kQlzOi27M
Gogo- Our Lips are Sealed

Always heard they weren't

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (2JoB8)

73 Out of curiousity, I watched that "Our Lips are Sealed" video. That video just drips '80s'. Can't say I've heard this version. The Go's Go's version is more upbeat. This one is almost goth. Almost. I'm glad certain hair styles skipped my part of Western Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (sAmhv)

74 Federal Bureau Of Reichstag.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (0OP+5)

75 Fun Boy 3, Thorazine for a whole club?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (CwVOr)

76 Dad! Dad! Daaaaaaad!

What?

Chicken nugget! Hahahahahahahahahah! Chiiiiiiickennnnnn nuuuuuuuuuugeeetttttt!

???? What is wrong with 5 year olds?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (hvxWS)

77 51 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

Well Trotskyist is to the left ostensibly of Stalinist so...

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (Lzpvj)

78 Sec. Buttigieg ... to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.

******

Do not look up bottlenecking in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:24 PM (m45I2)

79 AlexGangitano
@AlexGangitano
INBOX: Tomorrow, Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (FVME7)

I guess somebody finally slapped the balls out of his mouth and sent him to work.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (VwHCD)

80
Well, it's Florida, so maybe this prick will see actual jail time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:15 PM


For wanting to build a deck?

Posted by: Karen K Karen at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (dQvv7)

81 "Dog bites man" isn't news. I kid -- kinda' -- but, perhaps in the mind of CNN's Powers That Be, the fact that a left wing nut job was planning violence really is on par with that sort mundane event.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (yhmup)

82 Aren't we past ever expecting the media to play fair or report something neutrally?

Pointing out their hypocrisy sounds like fun but they don't give a shit and it accomplishes nothing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (4fSQf)

83 71 Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

Six years or so...

so by McCain standards it was yesterday

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (Lzpvj)

84 >>>mabe in those them old days its was possible ??

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (V13WU)

Back when wymens didn't vote, old days?

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (QYPq3)

85 Durbin sent Hodgkinson.

Posted by: Godfather at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (eOIrM)

86 Sex bots as newscasters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (CwVOr)

87 Fun Boy Three.

I had forgotten all about them.

Now I remember why.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

88 you know, these people can call 1/6 peaceful paraders "terrorists who attacked cops" because there's no fucking evidence, because 1. the doj refuses to give out tape. 2. the defendants are locked in the deepest gulag in DC. 3 the DC-GITMO judges prolly have issued gag orders, as they do...and 4. the DOJ is offering a simple deal: "life in federal pound me in the ass prison or just please fucking plead to something..." and then the judge over sentences anyway.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (ZZK0E)

89 LOL ace has to do this story, he'd kill:

https://tinyurl.com/ys739dnw

Manitoba Minister of Jobs Jon Reyes tweets:

"Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast."

The responses are hilarious like this one:

"Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway, AND build my coffin"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)

90 >>>Didn't her husband die recently?

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

Whoops. I dunno. Almost died a few times myself this past year, so really have no idea what's going on.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (QYPq3)

91 "Suspected Antifa 'Sleeper'"

They misspelled "Aspiring FBI Applicant".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (aXxgO)

92 Big Media Reporting Bias:

Kenosha: National-Importance Story About the Illegal Police Shooting of a Peaceful Black Man, followed by a National-Importance Story About a White Supremacist Vigilante Killing Two Peaceful Protestors With An Illegally-Carried Outrageously Deadly Assault Weapon!!!!

Waukesha: local interest story about some white people injured by a runaway vehicle.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (AMIL/)

93 Big fan of crazy Jane Weidlin. There was a time in my dating days where that's the kind of chick that appealed to me. She held up fairly well over the years.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (fs1hN)

94 Could be worse. He coulda posted the worst band ever and their cover of Europe's The Final Countdown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
Posted by: Bard Simpson at January 10, 2022 06:22 PM (CQ5O0)
........

Their singer is giving Springsteen a run for his money.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

95 ???? What is wrong with 5 year olds?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

===

Slightly less than what's wrong with 6 year olds. Which is slightly less than what's wrong with . .. well, you get the idea. But it's still a fun trip.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (8AONa)

96 Wow, Fun Boy Three. Haven't heard them since the 80s.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (3TihK)

97 Bootyjudge: Have you told the dock workers to move faster? Maybe you can increase the fines on shippers whose cargo is stuck in your port through no fault of their own.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (hvxWS)

98 >>antifa nail bomber James Smith Garrett

Garrett. Huh.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)

99 Hey, it almost worked didn't it?

Posted by: Durbin at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (eOIrM)

100 Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022

You're about four months late, douche.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (bkUtD)

Id love to see him chatting up the Long Beach Longshoremen.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 @69

>>You're about four months late, douche.

He's gay so he may douche, I think they douche, although they may not douche, but to the thrust of you main point, he is in fact a douche.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (wj03l)

102 Sex bots as newscasters?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (CwVOr)
.......

Weather girls.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

103 93 Big fan of crazy Jane Weidlin. There was a time in my dating days where that's the kind of chick that appealed to me. She held up fairly well over the years.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (fs1hN)

IT'S WIEDLIN!!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

104 also, it doesn't matter if CNN "covers" something because they have no audience. What matters is we somehow let CNN regain national relevance by hosting presidential debates. And, of course, they get first rank in google search results bc of big tech bias.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (ZZK0E)

105 The reason why the perp probably has no social media presence:
Anne Mitchell
@chynna67
Replying to
@MrAndyNgo
Are you aware that in December 2021 in Pinellas County courts, Garrett James Smith received Judge Elizabeth Jack's approval for a legal name change?

unicourt.com
GARRETT JAMES SMITH Vs. IN RE
On 12/16/2021 GARRETT JAMES SMITH filed a Family - Other Family court case against IN RE in Florida Pinellas Court System.

Posted by: Peroxynitrite at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (f3sd1)

106 INBOX: Tomorrow, Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (FVME7)

I guess somebody finally slapped the balls out of his mouth and sent him to work.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (VwHCD)


LA is nice this time of year...the Golded Globes...no, it's a f'ing vacation disguised as govt related trip.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (V13WU)

107 fun boy three is made up of three people from The Specials, if you remember them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2oXzrnti4

that song is in like 50 movies

Posted by: ace at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (0G13K)

108 Garrett. Huh.

It was the Crocs...

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (CwVOr)

109 "Dad! Dad! Daaaaaaad!
What?
Chicken nugget! Hahahahahahahahahah! Chiiiiiiickennnnnn nuuuuuuuuuugeeetttttt!

???? What is wrong with 5 year olds?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "


You know what? Chicken butt!

Posted by: 5 year old f'd at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (vrz2I)

110 We just relocated to Florida ... and this is why I'm learning to shoot. Just saying.

Posted by: werewife, princess-elect of Delray Beach at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (1QBMw)

111 I miss the 80s.

All We worried about was nuclear war against the Soviets. At least it would have all been over in like 10 Minutes.

This is the slow death of the Republic, along with insanity and dementia mixed in to make it even more unbearable.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (haWye)

112 My wife is much more aggressively Right than I. I tend to keep her from getting into political fights. Her defense of the Confederate Flag with Leftist family members was LIT!

Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (6Je/Q)

113 Dag-nabbit!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (PiwSw)

114 We still don't know* who placed the pipe bombs on 1/5/21 in DC.
You know, the ONLY weapon found related to that "deadly insurrection."

* We know. His name was "Frank Boyle Ingraham."

Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (TkcMJ)

115 100 Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022

You're about four months late, douche.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:23 PM (bkUtD)

Id love to see him chatting up the Long Beach Longshoremen.
Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

That's the guy in the construction hat, right? Stood next to the Indian and the Cop?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (oHd/0)

116 We just relocated to Florida ... and this is why I'm learning to shoot. Just saying.
Posted by: werewife, princess-elect of Delray Beach at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (1QBMw)

good on you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (XvPQV)

117 let's see, on one hand: Kenosha and Hodgkinson. On the other hand, there's the list of "things worse than 9-11 and Pearl Harbor, only without the body count or arson the left did throughout 2020"

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (ZZK0E)

118 >>It was the Crocs...

I'm just asking questions.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (ZLI7S)

119 AlaBAMA: "Pointing out their hypocrisy sounds like fun but they don't give a shit and it accomplishes nothing."

Yeah. That's where I've been for - and I don't think I'm exaggerating here - decades now. It's as normal as crossing a "t". If they weren't hypocrites and hacks, they wouldn't exist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (aXxgO)

120 Is that McCain funeral over yet?
I'm going to need the space.

Posted by: Brandon at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (eOIrM)

121 *googles Delray Beach

intersting

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (V13WU)

122 111 I miss the 80s.

All We worried about was nuclear war against the Soviets. At least it would have all been over in like 10 Minutes.

This is the slow death of the Republic, along with insanity and dementia mixed in to make it even more unbearable.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM (haWye)


I wasn't worried about Russia. We had Chuck, Rambo, and Arnie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (4fSQf)

123 If you don't read newspapers you're not informed.
If you read newspapers you're misinformed.

M. Twain

-
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
CNN's @oliverdarcy worries people will be directionless without the major media: "If people are tuning out what's going on in cable news ... they're just, you know, ignoring everything and living their lives and we're not really getting the information that they need to them."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (FVME7)

124 120 Is that McCain funeral over yet?
I'm going to need the space.

---

how dare you regurgitate that right wing talking point, look at how spritely biden runs up ladders and such...just ignore that whole AF1 ladder thing.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (ZZK0E)

125 Is Jane Weidlin a gynoid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (CwVOr)

126 It was the Crocs...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM


They've been the ruin of many a poor boy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

127 IT'S WIEDLIN!!!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

So that's why she never responded to my fan mail.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (fs1hN)

128 125 Is Jane Weidlin a gynoid?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (CwVOr)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

129 IIRC K file's daughter had pediatric cancer and everyone has given him support for that but he continues to be an insufferable douche.

Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 06:31 PM (KXr4R)

130 LA is nice this time of year...the Golded Globes...no, it's a f'ing vacation disguised as govt related trip.
Posted by: runner

This sunday NYT magazine: The poor Bootyjudges and their difficulty as a gay couple in DC in finding a sitter to watch the twins while they travel to LA to fix the port jam and see the golden globes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 06:31 PM (hvxWS)

131 Bootyjudge: Have you told the dock workers to move faster? Maybe you can increase the fines on shippers whose cargo is stuck in your port through no fault of their own.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (hvxWS)

lol

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

132 annnndddd...there's the instapundit link about how CNN's big 1/6 extravaganza was a ratings bust. Even for them.

at some point, the right-wing side of things will have to start making noise about stories that matter.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (ZZK0E)

133 86 Sex bots as newscasters?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:26 PM (CwVOr)

Well if they want a day job, sure

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (XvPQV)

134 Press likes to pretend a story is a story and that we can't tell the difference between their five-alarm fire coverage of a narrative supporting story vs. their dutiful coverage of a non-narrative supporting story akin to coverage of a normal Tuesday's zoning commission meeting.

I always like how whenever O'Keefe/Project Veritas gets in trouble for something, that coverage is always more extensive/prominent than the coverage of the underlying video Project Veritas got in trouble for making.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (dYe5S)

135 At age 5 'butt' is the funniest word in the English language.

Now that I think about it, 'butt' is the funniest word in the English language regardless of one's age.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (m45I2)

136 As said up top, the DOJ will not toss book at him, it will be admit guilt and few years suspended sentence.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (2JoB8)

137 125 Is Jane Weidlin a gynoid?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (CwVOr)

I'd buy one

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (rF64X)

138 Bootyjudge: Have you told the dock workers to move faster? Maybe you can increase the fines on shippers whose cargo is stuck in your port through no fault of their own.

----

and you wonder why you know who eliminated the unions...hint, it wasn't because he was a open markets guy

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (ZZK0E)

139 "Nailbomber was discovered to have posted under the name 'Seattle Slough' for decades on right wing sites"
--CNN implying he's a conservative

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

I remember that nic. Can't recall where but it smells of troll.

Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (AmoqO)

140 Yeah. That's where I've been for - and I don't think I'm exaggerating here - decades now. It's as normal as crossing a "t". If they weren't hypocrites and hacks, they wouldn't exist.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (aXxgO


Pointing out hypocrisy is useful if the person being hypocritical doesn't realize they are. Liberals know damned well how hypocritical they are. They don't care. This is all just control of narrative for political purpose. The twitter brigade can scream all day long but it does nothing.

Hell, I'm pretty damn certain the screaming at each other is profitable for both sides. That's why nothing gets fixed. No solutions. Just 'Ow! My Balls' 24x7

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (4fSQf)

141 FOX just called the national title game for the Crimson Tide.



/s

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (786Ro)

142 >>>Now that I think about it, 'butt' is the funniest word in the English language regardless of one's age.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (m45I2)

Wow.

Posted by: Vuh-ji-nuh at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (QYPq3)

143 Again, because its worth repeating, Facebook/Meta held a VR concert of frankly a bunch of rap nobodies I've never heard of for New Year's and almost nobody "attended". It was a dismal flop, only a few thousand actually tuned in.

Probably because most people A: never heard of it and B: don't have a VR headset.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

144 Hell, I'm pretty damn certain the screaming at each other is profitable for both sides. That's why nothing gets fixed. No solutions. Just 'Ow! My Balls' 24x7
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (4fSQf)

"Ass"

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 06:34 PM (rF64X)

145 annnndddd...there's the instapundit link about how CNN's big 1/6 extravaganza was a ratings bust. Even for them.

at some point, the right-wing side of things will have to start making noise about stories that matter.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (ZZK0E)

On my MSN homepage, it STILL has 'Trump cancels Jan 6 Press Conference' on the main picture.

It's been there for three days now.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 06:34 PM (oHd/0)

146 Slough?

Didn't we see that nic here on occasion?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:34 PM (CwVOr)

147 120 Is that McCain funeral over yet?
I'm going to need the space.
Posted by: Brandon at January 10, 2022 06:29 PM (eOIrM)
Yeah, I gotta take a piss.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:34 PM (0OP+5)

148 I say Buttigieg is the first high profile cabinet member to quit. Maybe he's going to CA to look at houses and pull a Romney-Clinton and run for the Senate.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2022 06:34 PM (4thlk)

149 LA Times Breaking News :

"Sec. Buttigieg toured the docks and found dockworkers very, very , sexy !"


Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:35 PM (V13WU)

150 139 "Nailbomber was discovered to have posted under the name 'Seattle Slough' for decades on right wing sites"
--CNN implying he's a conservative

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (KZzsI)

I remember that nic. Can't recall where but it smells of troll.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (AmoqO)

He's presumably joking as the nailbomber is only 22 per the article.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 06:35 PM (z5Vrg)

151 Again, because its worth repeating, Facebook/Meta held a VR concert of frankly a bunch of rap nobodies I've never heard of for New Year's and almost nobody "attended". It was a dismal flop, only a few thousand actually tuned in.

Probably because most people A: never heard of it and B: don't have a VR headset.


Really need a Snow Crash at the Black Sun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:35 PM (CwVOr)

152 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 06:30 PM (FVME7)

We're working on solving this problem. We will deliver the official narrative direct to the subjects brains. We bribi...uh making contributions now to members of both sides of the aisle right now as a matter of fact. But just the cynical ones, the true believers are doing our bidding already. Funny though, the true believers are simply too dumb to inherit the brave new world we are creating.

Posted by: Big Tech at January 10, 2022 06:36 PM (fs1hN)

153 Didn't we see that nic here on occasion?

Yeah the CNN thing I said was fake, I just picked a troll name because you could see them doing it. He mostly posted on places like Right Wing News, always dumb and wrong but never in doubt. Doesn't post much here. That's where I first saw Raimondo as well, on RWN.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:36 PM (KZzsI)

154 >>>Now that I think about it, 'butt' is the funniest word in the English language regardless of one's age.

Posted by: Muldoon at January

I rate this statement as "true."

I got my my mouth washed out with soap once for saying "butt" That still makes me laugh. And I made my brother shoot milk out of his nose by saying it over and over.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

155 BAMA:

And we had John McClane and Reagan.

Yippee Ky Ah Mother Fers.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (haWye)

156 Well if they want a day job, sure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Afternoon Delights at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (a3Q+t)

157 The word that made me giggle hardest as a little boy was "teste" or "testicle". I don't know why, but it sounded so funny.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (KZzsI)

158 I really need to watch Black Mirror again. That was a warning, not a series.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (4fSQf)

159 I'm sure it would have been a mostly peaceful nailbombing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (QU5/8)

160 Whoops. I dunno. Almost died a few times myself this past year, so really have no idea what's going on.

Many of us here have a lot of practice from dying: Net Neutrality, Tax cuts, questioning Tony THE SCIENCE™ Fauci, etc.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 06:38 PM (+LCoQ)

161 Grifters gonna Grift!

SBA Not Taking Direct Action Against Partner Lenders That Issued $84 Billions in Fraudulent PPP Loans

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:38 PM (yrol0)

162 according to CTH, port data shows things have slowed down.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 10, 2022 06:38 PM (b+v9B)

163 155 BAMA:

And we had John McClane and Reagan.

Yippee Ky Ah Mother Fers.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (haWye


Yup. And that man that could do the splits and punch you in the nuts. John claw Damn Man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:38 PM (4fSQf)

164 I'm sure it would have been a mostly peaceful nailbombing.

"It was that SOB Trump and the Iraqi war!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:38 PM (KZzsI)

165 If we still used that old science of determining criminals by their head shape?

That would flag this Antifa guy right off the bat. Weak chin, shifty eyes, all he's missing is the pro magnum cranium.

Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

166 "So. Why do they call you longshoremen? Te hee!"

/Secretary Mayor Pete

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:39 PM (m45I2)

167 154 >>>Now that I think about it, 'butt' is the funniest word in the English language regardless of one's age.

Posted by: Muldoon at January

I rate this statement as "true."

I got my my mouth washed out with soap once for saying "butt" That still makes me laugh. And I made my brother shoot milk out of his nose by saying it over and over.
Posted by: LASue at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

wutt wutt in da butt

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:39 PM (yrol0)

168 Die Hard?

I give you Gymkata

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:39 PM (CwVOr)

169 "Suspected Antifa 'Sleeper'"

Alternate headline:
Glowie caught by Florida Sheriff department.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 10, 2022 06:40 PM (TYbad)

170
Sec. Buttigieg will be visiting the Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach to meet with port leaders and to see the work that is underway to ease congestion and bottlenecks in our supply chain.

Bottle Neck!

Posted by: Hare lip at January 10, 2022 06:40 PM (63Dwl)

171 Fascinating watching dickheads like Tapper pretend they are shocked, SHOCKED!, to learn that the CDC has been lying for 2 years about the number of people IN the hospital with the China virus rather than in the hospital BECAUSE of the China virus.

There is nothing they won't lie about in the pursuit of power.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

172 >>>wutt wutt in da butt

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:39 PM (yrol0)

One of my all time favorites

Posted by: Allah Pun Dit at January 10, 2022 06:40 PM (QYPq3)

173 FIRE all the chicago teachers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (Irn0L)

174 I've got a girl crush on MKH.

Posted by: Cheri at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (oiNtH)

175 Kid on U of Michigan football team was named "Butt". A tight end I believe (no joke). I felt a twinge of pity for him, not only because he went to Michigan of course.

Posted by: Big Tech at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (fs1hN)

176 > Now that I think about it, 'butt' is the funniest word in the English language regardless of one's age.

Golf is up there.

GOHLFH

GOOOOOOOOHLFH

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (P5Tc3)

177 Innnnnnn your butt
Put the boogie in your butt

We should have known about Eddie at that instant

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISHBERGERON at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (1CtnH)

178 I always though Vulva was high larious.

Mostly I'd point out Volvo's on the road and say, look, a Vulva.

Mom was not amused.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (4fSQf)

179

I'm sure it would have been a mostly peaceful nailbombing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 06:37 PM


(A/P) While the event did have some relatively few uncomfortable moments the spontaneous sound of balloons popping everywhere added a festive note to the affair.

/s


Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (dQvv7)

180 "I do not understand why Pierre Delicto thing was so bad!"
--Trisopher C H Raylor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (KZzsI)

181 138 Bootyjudge: Have you told the dock workers to move faster? Maybe you can increase the fines on shippers whose cargo is stuck in your port through no fault of their own.

----

and you wonder why you know who eliminated the unions...hint, it wasn't because he was a open markets guy

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 06:32 PM (ZZK0E)


Democrats and Unions. In today's White House Press Briefing, Jen Piss-Hockey had to resort to extreme Psaki-Speak and repetitive recitation of useless statistics, to avoid explaining why Joe the Idiot says he wants ALL schools open yet has not said a bad word about the Chicago Teachers Union closing all Chicago public schools for no CDC-recommended science-based reasons.

She also reluctantly admitted the Junta has been in contact with the Chicago Teachers Union as well as state and local officials.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (AMIL/)

182 There is nothing they won't lie about in the pursuit of power.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)

I think a bunch of nfl officials are democrats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (Irn0L)

183 171 Fascinating watching dickheads like Tapper pretend they are shocked, SHOCKED!, to learn that the CDC has been lying for 2 years about the number of people IN the hospital with the China virus rather than in the hospital BECAUSE of the China virus.

There is nothing they won't lie about in the pursuit of power.

Posted by: JackStraw

Brave Sir Tapper plus Brave Sir Anderson Cooper ran away from journalists seeking their comment on pedo CNN producers. That should tell you where their head is at.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (dCGWj)

184 Vulnavia

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (CwVOr)

185 > Kid on U of Michigan football team was named "Butt". A tight end I believe (no joke). I felt a twinge of pity for him, not only because he went to Michigan of course.

I can only dream of having a name as august and dignified at "Butt."

Posted by: Dick Trickle at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (P5Tc3)

186 Jesus juan is a moron

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (Irn0L)

187 >>>For wanting to build a deck?

Posted by: Karen K Karen


It starts with a deck, then next thing you know, he's huffing blow of some Ladyboys ass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (bkUtD)

188 Posted by: werewife, princess-elect of Delray Beach at January 10, 2022 06:28 PM

Werewife?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (RkC6l)

189 On the Same Day They Are Set to Impose Tax Hikes on Working Britons, British Members of Parliament to Receive 2,000 Pay Rise

something something

First drafted by Archbishop of Canterbury Stephen Langton to make peace between the unpopular king and a group of rebel barons, it promised the protection of church rights, protection for the barons from illegal imprisonment, access to swift justice, and limitations on feudal payments to the Crown, to be implemented through a council of 25 barons. Neither side stood behind their commitments, and the charter was annulled by Pope Innocent III, leading to the First Barons' War.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (yrol0)

190 Off zuck sock, damn, I'm not good at this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (fs1hN)

191 #135: Pants is also a funny word.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dIjuE)

192 Brett Bear is desperate. They can let Britt Hume retire, and then there's Juan . . .

Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (BOJAx)

193 %75 of deaths not of Covid puts it in heavier than normal flu season deaths seems to me.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (2JoB8)

194 I will put the 26 verses of the diaharrhea song in as evidence that it's a funnier word than butt.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (1CtnH)

195 Werewife?!

There wife

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (CwVOr)

196 191 #135: Pants is also a funny word.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dIjuE)

Pantaloons is even funnier.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (z5Vrg)

197 178 I always though Vulva was high larious.

Mostly I'd point out Volvo's on the road and say, look, a Vulva.

Mom was not amused.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:41 PM (4fSQf)

Try Mons Venus next time!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (yrol0)

198 Their Wife !

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (V13WU)

199 191 #135: Pants is also a funny word.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dIjuE)

panties is much funnier!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (yrol0)

200 192 Brett Bear is desperate. They can let Britt Hume retire, and then there's Juan . . .

Posted by: Mean Tweets

Someone made a Ace type remark about Brett--calling him Fox News Cabbage Patch doll disguised as a human.

I rate that mostly fair.

Posted by: whig at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (dCGWj)

201 ace should do a post about "what did you think was the funniest word when you were 5, 15 and 35 years old?"

Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (m45I2)

202 >>Brave Sir Tapper plus Brave Sir Anderson Cooper ran away from journalists seeking their comment on pedo CNN producers. That should tell you where their head is at.

They are the most egregious but it was virtually the entire media complex including social media. People are now freely saying things on twitter that got prominent doctors and researchers banned from the platform less than 6 months ago.

The narrative above all.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (ZLI7S)

203 Titicaca.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (g98Pl)

204 195 Werewife?!

There wife
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (CwVOr)

There

There

There wife at the Mall of America

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (yrol0)

205 When my older sister was about 12 she and I jumped up and down on the bed saying "groooovy" over and over again and laughed hysterically for quite some time. It really is a funny word when you elongate like that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (k49Sx)

206 184 Vulnavia

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (CwVOr)


Dr. Phibes!

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

207 spatchcock

Posted by: Hands at January 10, 2022 06:46 PM (786Ro)

208 24 Or marrying a lefty...

::did I say that out loud?::
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (QYPq3)

Mary Matalin and Old Snake Head....

I don't get it either....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (PiwSw)


Makes me think of the trope of the gal *knowing* she can fix her man.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 10, 2022 06:46 PM (8C7+r)

209 199 191 #135: Pants is also a funny word.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dIjuE)
panties is much funnier!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (yrol0)
'Son, you got a panty on your head.'

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:46 PM (0OP+5)

210 >>It starts with a deck, then next thing you know, he's huffing blow of some Ladyboys ass.


A story as old as time itself.

Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2022 06:46 PM (dMkx0)

211 201 ace should do a post about "what did you think was the funniest word when you were 5, 15 and 35 years old?"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (m45I2


Poop.
Taint
Two Party System

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (4fSQf)

212 No mas pantaloonies

Posted by: Insurance salesmen at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

213 'Son, you got a panty on your head.'
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:46 PM (0OP+5)

Mighty fine breakfast flakes maam!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (yrol0)

214 A serious blog post about corruption in the media has devolved into childish word games. Oh, I see it now.
By the way wiener is a pretty funny word.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (fs1hN)

215 205 When my older sister was about 12 she and I jumped up and down on the bed saying "groooovy" over and over again and laughed hysterically for quite some time. It really is a funny word when you elongate like that.


omg I did something exactly like this with my cousins - my poor grandmom called us "giddy" and we thought it was the funniest word every! she kept saying it "you girls are so giddy!" and the more she said it the more we laughed our butts off!

giddy! funny word lol

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (j9HX3)

216 Kittywampuss

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (L0VNL)

217 Pants is also a funny word.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dIjuE)

panties is much funnier!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (yrol0)

Can we get a ruling on pantaloons ??

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

218
panties is much funnier!
Posted by: rhennigantx


All right, that's enough of that!

Posted by: Anatomy of a Murder judge at January 10, 2022 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

219 Would be interesting to find out if this newly-minted "Garrett James Smith" is the same guy who placed two pipe bombs in DC on the eve of the January 6, 2021 protest. (The perp legally changed his name (from-?) in December 2021.)

Posted by: Peroxynitrite at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (f3sd1)

220 217 Pants is also a funny word.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:43 PM (dIjuE)

panties is much funnier!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:44 PM (yrol0)

Can we get a ruling on pantaloons ??
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:48 PM (V13WU)

acceptable drawers
ok underwear
not ok underpants

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (yrol0)

221 Any word is funny if you say it 10 times in a row.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (OalnH)

222 Hey! Poop and pants are both funny words. I am not kidding.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (vrz2I)

223 By the way wiener is a pretty funny word.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (fs1hN)
........

Cocktail weenie.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

224 Bassackwards

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

225 218
panties is much funnier!
Posted by: rhennigantx

All right, that's enough of that!
Posted by: Anatomy of a Murder judge at January 10, 2022 06:48 PM (63Dwl)

You mean the panties your mother laid out for you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:50 PM (yrol0)

226 Loincloth.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

227 221 Any word is funny if you say it 10 times in a row.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (OalnH)


How about only one time? For example, Biden.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 06:50 PM (AMIL/)

228 So did we get a Hawaiian judge to rule on the proper spelling Jane's last name?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:50 PM (CwVOr)

229 A man brought a nail bomb to a 1/6 rally? So, you are saying he is "connected to" trump?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 06:50 PM (F4b8f)

230 185 > Kid on U of Michigan football team was named "Butt". A tight end I believe (no joke). I felt a twinge of pity for him, not only because he went to Michigan of course.

I can only dream of having a name as august and dignified at "Butt."
Posted by: Dick Trickle at January 10, 2022 06:42 PM (P5Tc3)

____

Ahem

Posted by: Butte, MT at January 10, 2022 06:51 PM (OalnH)

231 >>>Many of us here have a lot of practice from dying: Net Neutrality, Tax cuts, questioning Tony THE SCIENCE Fauci, etc.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 06:38 PM (+LCoQ)

Ah yes, if only mine were death by vanity, indeed I would know exactly what was going on.

Posted by: Allah Pun Dit at January 10, 2022 06:51 PM (QYPq3)

232 Cocktail weenie.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

#3 Gay Midget pickup line is I can eat my weight in cocktail weenies!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:51 PM (yrol0)

233 Poop
Boob

Funny then, funny now, funny always

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 06:51 PM (OalnH)

234 Jane Wiedlin according to her solo album which should be said "weedlin" but English language.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (KZzsI)

235 >>> I miss Mary Katherine Ham. I wonder if she'd have been happier not trying for a national platform.

I remember her from HotAir back when MM ran the place. Was she a regular contributor, or occasional?

Posted by: fluffy at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (UnQlg)

236 Pixy rules are fking with me.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (2JoB8)

237 >>>not ok underpants

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:49 PM (yrol0)

Blow me

Posted by: Underpants Gnomes at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (QYPq3)

238 Antifa 'sleeper'. Not militant, terrorist, or rioter.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (g98Pl)

239 Hemorrhoid

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (gfh9Z)

240 A serious blog post about corruption in the media has devolved into childish word games. Oh, I see it now.

====

I am as shocked an appalled as you are.
Fuggy is kinda funny, no ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (V13WU)

241 I hope this audio gets released as I'm sure it would be a hoot.

"Biden voices concern in phone call with Ethiopia's prime minister about detentions, civilian killings in conflict in Tigray region."

You guys have tigrays in Africa??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (UHVv4)

242 I was about to say poon but poon is just short for poontang which is not a funny word. Oh no, nothing funny about that word. That right there was one serious word when I was 15.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (0OP+5)

243 Fixin'

As in I'm Fixin' to get ready.

Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (gmo/4)

244 Goonies. Tiny little goons or something you pull out of yer snchnooz?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (ItDAh)

245 How about the the ANTIFA bicycle lock attempted murder guy? Page 20 next to the arugula recipe and engagement announcements.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter. at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (71o8T)

246 168 Die Hard?

I give you Gymkata
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:39 PM (CwVOr)


Jim Carter v Gymkata.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (s2VJv)

247 Antifa 'sleeper'. Not militant, terrorist, or rioter.
Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (g98Pl)


Let's ask Ted Cruz. He'll know which adjective to use.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (AiZBA)

248 2. The CTU is emboldened by its long history of striking. The union has a long history of successful strikes and walkouts: 1969, 1971, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 2012, 2016*, 2019, 2021*, 2022*

ho lee fook. 2. The CTU is emboldened by its long history of striking. The union has a long history of successful strikes and walkouts: 1969, 1971, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 2012, 2016*, 2019, 2021*, 2022*

14 / 52 26.9% of the time

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (yrol0)

249 Yahoo headline:

California loses $200 million a year to recycling fraud, 5 or 10 cents at a time

LOL.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (OalnH)

250 241 I hope this audio gets released as I'm sure it would be a hoot.

"Biden voices concern in phone call with Ethiopia's prime minister about detentions, civilian killings in conflict in Tigray region."

You guys have tigrays in Africa??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM (UHVv4)


Le Tigre was a knockoff of Members Only.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (s2VJv)

251 Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 06:47 PM (j9HX3)

Yes; It's a funny old fashioned word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (k49Sx)

252 "Pant balloons?"

Posted by: Mongo at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (DTX3h)

253 I remember her from HotAir back when MM ran the place. Was she a regular contributor, or occasional?


==


Dear MKH joined the Weekly Standard at one time. not sure what happened after. I think she is a nevertrump, but I might be wrong.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (V13WU)

254 Snickerdoodle

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (gfh9Z)

255 Clay Aiken is running for Congress in NC.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (UHVv4)

256 >>>That right there was one serious word when I was 15.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (0OP+5)

It's only serious when said: Poon-taaaannggg

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (QYPq3)

257 Clay is pretty funny:
clay clay clay clay clay.clay clay clay.
I think clay is fun.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (b+v9B)

258 Its called a butt, because that's where your legs butt together.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (coYBh)

259 tumped over. Never heard it before I came to Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (dlPJl)

260 253 Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (V13WU)

She fit in at Tepid Err when they went full retard back in 2016....

she is also not a sophisticated policy thinker, she is not as shrill as Mabriel Galor but that is faint praise.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

261 Wiedlin pronounced "weedlin" strikes me as Krautish, not English.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (3DZIZ)

262 242 I was about to say poon but poon is just short for poontang which is not a funny word. Oh no, nothing funny about that word. That right there was one serious word when I was 15.
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:53 PM (0OP+5)

If I was going to die for a word, it'd be poontang.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 06:56 PM (rF64X)

263 248 2. The CTU is emboldened by its long history of striking. The union has a long history of successful strikes and walkouts: 1969, 1971, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 2012, 2016*, 2019, 2021*, 2022*

ho lee fook. 2. The CTU is emboldened by its long history of striking. The union has a long history of successful strikes and walkouts: 1969, 1971, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 2012, 2016*, 2019, 2021*, 2022*

14 / 52 26.9% of the time
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (yrol0)

This is why you don't pay danegeld.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 06:56 PM (z5Vrg)

264 258 Its called a butt, because that's where your legs butt together.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (coYBh)

her legs run all the way up to her butt

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:56 PM (yrol0)

265 I miss Mary Katherine Ham. I wonder if she'd have been happier not trying for a national platform.

I remember her from HotAir back when MM ran the place. Was she a regular contributor, or occasional?

Posted by: fluffy at January 10, 2022 06:52 PM


She was an occasional contributor. Once MM sold the place to hot gas ed morrisey she left the platform IIRC.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 10, 2022 06:56 PM (bVYXr)

266 Rectum? Damned near...

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (+ya+t)

267 nice butt ha ha
nice ass pretty fucking serious

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (yrol0)

268 Sphincter is a pretty funny word.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (rF64X)

269 Alright, that's enough from you, Mr. Cranky-Pants.

See? Funny.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Naughty or Nice? Slay Ride 2 - Santa's Back!- at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (dIjuE)

270 Brave Sir Tapper plus Brave Sir Anderson Cooper ran away from journalists seeking their comment on pedo CNN producers. That should tell you where their head is at.
================
Dude, seriously?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (7Fj9P)

271 Nincompoop

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter. at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (71o8T)

272 I'd like to pork Mary Katherine Ham.

Posted by: Pun Guy at January 10, 2022 06:57 PM (Y45pj)

273 Men are better actresses too not just swimmers!

||Michaela Jae "Mj" Rodriguez, a guy who identifies as a woman, won a Best Actress Golden Globe Sunday night for a lead role in a television drama.

So a guy walked in and robbed an actual actress, not only from winning a Golden Globe but from being nominated for a Golden Globe.||

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (UHVv4)

274 Mary Katherine Ham has more balls then David French's entire family tree.

Posted by: Pun Guy at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (Y45pj)

275 "I remember her from HotAir back when MM ran the place. Was she a regular contributor, or occasional?"
"Dear MKH joined the Weekly Standard at one time. not sure what happened after. I think she is a nevertrump, but I might be wrong."


That's why I don't excited about her pushing back. She wasn't much a conservative ten/fifteen years ago and she ain't now, she's a CNN conservative.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (4thlk)

276 she is also not a sophisticated policy thinker, she is not as shrill as Mabriel Galor but that is faint praise.
Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

...

They wrote a book together right?

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (z9npv)

277 248 2. The CTU is emboldened by its long history of striking. The union has a long history of successful strikes and walkouts: 1969, 1971, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 2012, 2016*, 2019, 2021*, 2022*

ho lee fook. 2. The CTU is emboldened by its long history of striking. The union has a long history of successful strikes and walkouts: 1969, 1971, 1973, 1975, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1987, 2012, 2016*, 2019, 2021*, 2022*

14 / 52 26.9% of the time

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2022 06:54 PM (yrol0)


I'd say the CTU is emboldened by its ownership, lock, stock, and barrel, of every elected Democrat in Chicago since the formation of the Earth.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (AMIL/)

278 Pixy rules are screwing me, but anyway looking up total deaths of 2019 and 2018 right now there are around 15,600 fewer in 2019. They tried to tell us hundreds of thousands died of Covid, not less people overall.

Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 06:59 PM (2JoB8)

279 Mary Katherine Hamminator.

Posted by: Pun Guy at January 10, 2022 06:59 PM (Y45pj)

280 Hawsehole. A funny word.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:59 PM (V13WU)

281 Grand Theft Auto maker buys FarmVille company in $12.7-billion deal.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:59 PM (UHVv4)

282 274 Posted by: Pun Guy at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (Y45pj)

That is a low bar.

275 Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (4thlk)

She pushes back when it is meaningless and undermines the right when it has the power to get shit done, she is a by definition McCainiac in that sense.

276 Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 06:58 PM (z9npv)

Yes it was titled "Fart Jokes and Fabulousness"

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:00 PM (Lzpvj)

283 On my MSN homepage, it STILL has 'Trump cancels Jan 6 Press Conference' on the main picture.

--

I see this shit on like aol and msn and even mail dot com. Just pure propaganda.

Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 10, 2022 07:00 PM (ZZK0E)

284 Me: Get your hand outta your drawers.
3yo with no volume control: THIS IS NOT DRAWERS. THIS IS MY UNDERWEAR.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (8548M)

285 Gabby's shooter *was* leftwing. Killed a Republican judge and a little girl. Wrote Gabby obsessive letters about how he was a big fan but she wasn't leftwing enough.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (y1Thv)

286 My friends...nosegay. Anybody every got a nosegay ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (V13WU)

287 201 ace should do a post about "what did you think was the funniest word when you were 5, 15 and 35 years old?"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:45 PM (m45I2


Lake Titicaca

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (s2VJv)

288 Dibs on sloberbone!


ha ha ha

Posted by: Shep at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (LilNs)

289 bumbaklat

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (b+v9B)

290 Pretty sure Mary Katherine Ham is a Jonah Goldberg NeverTrump Republican. Minus the sweaty fat rolls with lint in them.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (Y45pj)

291 *got - get

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (V13WU)

292 Titillating

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:02 PM (Y+l9t)

293 Gorn ... gorn. It's got a sort of woody quality about it. A very good word. Not at all tinny. Sausage. Also's got a bit of wood in it.

Posted by: Father in Georgian House at January 10, 2022 07:02 PM (aXxgO)

294 Masticate

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 07:02 PM (z9npv)

295 Micturate

Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (z9npv)

296 she is also not a sophisticated policy thinker, she is not as shrill as Mabriel Galor but that is faint praise.
Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

Well I'm not a sophisticated policy thinker but I wear that as a badge of honor. OTOH Ham has been on my ignore list since around 2010.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (y1Thv)

297
The word "brothel" irritates me. It sounds like a Yiddish word meaning small bowl of soup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (s2VJv)

298 Masticate
Posted by: TexasDan

Chewing a mastodon?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (FVME7)

299 284 Me: Get your hand outta your drawers.
3yo with no volume control: THIS IS NOT DRAWERS. THIS IS MY UNDERWEAR.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (8548M)

That tyke is going places.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (z5Vrg)

300 podunk. I'm from podunk. At least its not bumfuck, in egypt.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (ItDAh)

301 JJ, made me lol

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (Y+l9t)

302 290 Pretty sure Mary Katherine Ham is a Jonah Goldberg NeverTrump Republican. Minus the sweaty fat rolls with lint in them.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (Y45pj)

___

Always refer to him as Goucher College graduate Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (OalnH)

303 Titter

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (YFAIE)

304
Yes; MK Ham is DC establishment through and through, not American.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (hQ23g)

305 Jane Wiedlin is also a mail order minister - Reverend Sister Go-Go

Oi

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (CwVOr)

306 Fired, terminated, shit-canned, out the door down the road over the hill and far away, are good words today.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (g98Pl)

307 285 Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (y1Thv)

Yes pointed out here at the time in real time.

He was a scion of a big ticket donor donkey family and was a leftoid who attacked her because of drugs, insanity, and not leftoid enough.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (Lzpvj)

308 One hour to game time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

309 Pontoon. (Not to be confused with poontang)

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (V13WU)

310 The death of MKH's husband may have contributed to her low profile.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (mCh4j)

311 303 Titter
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 10, 2022 07:04 PM (YFAIE)


Weren't you the catcher for a NL team in the 70s?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (s2VJv)

312 Lot of great Yiddish words.
Yenta
Mensch
Mishuggenah(sp)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (Y+l9t)

313 285 Gabby's shooter *was* leftwing. Killed a Republican judge and a little girl. Wrote Gabby obsessive letters about how he was a big fan but she wasn't leftwing enough.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (y1Thv)


I believe the AP Style Guide states that anyone who shoots a Democrat shall be referred to as either a Republican or as someone who was driven insane by Republican policies and oppression.

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (AMIL/)

314 Bunghole

Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (mD/uy)

315 Hey Sefton

What should go on a Reuben? Russian, Thousand Island, or Spicy Mustard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (CwVOr)

316 Let's be honest, Mary Katherine Ham says a lot of stupid stuff but avoids a lot of criticism because her husband got killed in freak accident.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (4thlk)

317 >>>Mary Matalin and Old Snake Head....

Ace wrote on this some time back, but I agree with him that Kellyanne Conway and her insular, rotund douchebag of a "man" is an extremely troubling matchup.

Posted by: TxMarko at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (86Re6)

318 296 Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (y1Thv)

You don't earn a living as a pundit, no offense meant it is an honor.

Mary Obama Ham's gig is being "THE conservative voice" or whatever but she just gives points of view from emotion and never intellect.

Watch and read her work, in essence she is what Alan Colmes was for Hannity a punching bag for the other guy.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (Lzpvj)

319 The word "brothel" irritates me. It sounds like a Yiddish word meaning small bowl of soup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (s2VJv)

Kartofl brothel ? Or chicken brothel ?

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:07 PM (V13WU)

320 316 Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (4thlk)

Sainted Jake.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:07 PM (Lzpvj)

321 312 Lot of great Yiddish words.
Yenta
Mensch
Mishuggenah(sp)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (Y+l9t)


Paskudnyak. Momzer. Meesekeit. Schvantz. Schtup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

322 319 The word "brothel" irritates me. It sounds like a Yiddish word meaning small bowl of soup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (s2VJv)

Kartofl brothel ? Or chicken brothel ?
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:07 PM (V13WU)

Clam brothel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

323
Her husband was a DC douchebag, too. Some Obama admin dork. They all intermarry these days. Ruling class birds flock together.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (hQ23g)

324 Kamala schtupped to conquer

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (CwVOr)

325 Anna, I'd go with Russian or Thousand Island. Should be kind of gooey but then I prefer cole slaw to,sauerkraut.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (Y+l9t)

326 Paskudnyak. Momzer. Meesekeit. Schvantz. Schtup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:07 PM (s2VJv)

Schmundie!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (PiwSw)

327 Lot of great Yiddish words.
Yenta
Mensch
Mishuggenah(sp)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (Y+l9t)

==


Sounds like CBD's meshpuha...
hahahaha !

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)

328 310 Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 07:05 PM (mCh4j)

Eh she actually became for a bit "immune from criticism or indifference."

AnalPundit and Poppin' Fresh did not like people who did not cry hard enough at the loss of an Obama staffer.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (Lzpvj)

329 315 Hey Sefton

What should go on a Reuben? Russian, Thousand Island, or Spicy Mustard?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (CwVOr)


The sauer kraut kind of makes it a hard choice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:09 PM (s2VJv)

330 Scuttlebutt.

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 07:09 PM (0OP+5)

331 Mary Katherine says Toobin "jacked off in front of female colleagues" but I think MKH is throwing some shade at her colleagues here. As I recall some of those people on the call identify as males. Others, maybe, as demi-cucks. They would probably claim not to be females.

Bur Mary Katherine probably has it right.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 07:09 PM (rSJgv)

332 Mung

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2022 07:09 PM (82dwe)

333 "Weren't you the catcher for a NL team in the 70s?"

His was the last card I needed to complete my '76 Topps set. Name always stuck with me.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (YFAIE)

334

. . . Wankel rotary engine . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (s2VJv)

335 I did not care for MKH one way or the other. It is just odd she has disappeared almost entirely, assuming she needed to make $$$ from her work.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (mCh4j)

336 What is paskudnyak? That's a new one for me. When I was a kid, I used to go to my grandma's for lunch sometimes. She only spoke Yiddish and I had no trouble understanding her. It is a very demonstrable language.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (Y+l9t)

337 >>>Clay Aiken is running for Congress in NC.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)


Last time he did that, he was looking for publicity and nothing more. And when the hell was the last time anyone cared about Clay Aitken?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (VWp7G)

338 Robert Durst croaked.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:11 PM (0TVNF)

339 335 Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (mCh4j)

She probably did alright with hubby's insurance, and has kids to raise....

I can respect THAT decision by her, and look anyone nutpunching the media cannot be all bad....but the second the GOP can accomplish anything she will undermine it again.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:11 PM (Lzpvj)

340 Mizspocha!
Kvelling
Schvitz

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2022 07:11 PM (33kEg)

341 Corn-hole.

Posted by: Bosk at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (x6uUk)

342 Lodge.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (UHVv4)

343 Anna, for real reuben - never put thousand island or russian on reuben. Why - meat and milk do not mix. So proper answer - kraut.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

344 I started to read the Clay Aiken story but the first thing he said was he was running to stop white supremacy. Did not go any further.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (Y+l9t)

345 297
The word "brothel" irritates me. It sounds like a Yiddish word meaning small bowl of soup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:03 PM (s2VJv)

Why is it irritating instead of a source of endless merriment?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (z5Vrg)

346 >>>but the second the GOP can accomplish anything she will undermine it again.
Posted by: sven


It's why I don't respect her anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (VWp7G)

347 > What should go on a Reuben? Russian, Thousand Island, or Spicy Mustard?

The original had Arnold Reuben's own Russian dressing, but it also had Virginia ham and roast turkey, not corned beef and sauerkraut.

So I sez put whatever you want on it and call it a Reuben.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (P5Tc3)

348 Kraut and mustard.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (V13WU)

349 Grand Theft Auto maker buys FarmVille company in $12.7-billion deal.
Posted by: andycanuck

I stumbled across an early (Xbox 360) game from Rock Star, maker of such bad man games as GTA and Red Dead Redemption which is a bad boy game, Bully. You're a juvenile delinquent who has been kicked out of multiple schools so are sent to worst, meanest boarding school in the world. Instead of stealing cars and robbing trains, you shoot out school bus windows with a slingshot, get in fights with other students, steal stuff from other people's lockers, commit truancy, violate curfew and do other dastardly deeds. It's pretty fun.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (FVME7)

350 344 I started to read the Clay Aiken story but the first thing he said was he was running to stop white supremacy. Did not go any further.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (Y+l9t)

So if he loses, he'll be a success!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (PiwSw)

351
Balabooster, kvetch, hock a tchainik.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (s2VJv)

352 >>>Corn-hole.
Posted by: Bosk


Bunghole is always funny.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (VWp7G)

353 Last time he did that, he was looking for publicity and nothing more. And when the hell was the last time anyone cared about Clay Aitken?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 07:10 PM (VWp7G)

We love Clay! He always cleans up after himself.

Posted by: Lumberton I-95 Off Ramp at Cox Road Glory Hole Rest Stop at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (R/m4+)

354 Wait, a Reuben has cheese so that milk and meat comment does not compute.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (Y+l9t)

355 Legal Insurrection

GA Sen. Ossoff wants to force politicians and their families to put all their stocks into blind trusts while they are in office.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (CwVOr)

356 "Robert Durst croaked."

Was he that guy that did that thing with that stuff at that place and nobody ever noticed at all?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (ItDAh)

357 If it doesn't have Russian dressing it's not a Reuben.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (0TVNF)

358 Robert Durst croaked.
-----------------------------
Yeah, in prison-hospital aged 78 IIRC. Chyron here didn't say whether WITH or OF Covid.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 07:14 PM (UHVv4)

359 Kraut mustard horseradish

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 07:14 PM (mCh4j)

360 Clay is not a first name. Clay is a middle name, like 'Willie Clay! Quit messin' with that chicken and come out from under that porch!'

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 07:14 PM (0OP+5)

361 Clam brothel...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (s2VJv)


Well done JJS, that works on so many levels!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 07:14 PM (hOUT3)

362 Wait, a Reuben has cheese so that milk and meat comment does not compute.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (Y+l9t)


oh, you are right ! still, mustard and kraut

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:14 PM (V13WU)

363 354 Wait, a Reuben has cheese so that milk and meat comment does not compute.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (Y+l9t)

It's treif, but delicious!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

364 Futtock

Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (AMIL/)

365 Was he that guy that did that thing with that stuff at that place and nobody ever noticed at all?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (ItDAh)
~~~~~

If by "that thing with that stuff" you mean serial murder, yeah, that's the guy.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (0TVNF)

366 If it doesn't have Russian dressing it's not a Reuben.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (0TVNF)


It's like pizza with pineapple and anchovies.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (V13WU)

367 Clam brothel?

The Squad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (CwVOr)

368 GA Sen. Ossoff wants to force politicians and their families to put all their stocks into blind trusts while they are in office.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I would settle for "The Speaker can not write legislation to put regulatory burdens on companies competing with her husbands company while giving his company specific exemption from the regulations"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (F4b8f)

369 furlong

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 10, 2022 07:16 PM (b+v9B)

370 I remember that nic. Can't recall where but it smells of troll.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 06:33 PM (AmoqO)

He's presumably joking as the nailbomber is only 22 per the article.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 06:35 PM (z5Vrg)

Ah. Still recall the nic, and it was decades ago.

Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 07:16 PM (AmoqO)

371 GA Sen. Ossoff wants to force politicians and their families to put all their stocks into blind trusts while they are in office.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 07:13 PM (CwVOr)


Sadly, my first thought was "I sure hope he has a good PRIVATE security detail!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 07:16 PM (hOUT3)

372 346 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 07:12 PM (VWp7G)

"Come now fellow Patriot donate all your discretionary cash to help us not stop Obama and his agenda!"

Then the minute we had power- "OOPSIE DAISY ORANGEMANBAD!"

Yeah if that was you as a pundit GFYS never again and she Goldberg, and Kristol are in that camp.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:16 PM (Lzpvj)

373 If it doesn't have Russian dressing it's just a corned beef sandwich.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:16 PM (0TVNF)

374 A Reuben is made with rye or pumpernickel, Swiss cheese, corn beef, the fattier the better, grilled til,the cheese melts, then opened and either sauerkraut (a Reuben) or cole slaw (a Rachel) and Russian dressing to make it gooey.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:17 PM (Y+l9t)

375 I never liked the word "Yammer."
It's the name of my employers's internal social media account. As if I'd post a single word there. hah!

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2022 07:17 PM (33kEg)

376 It's like pizza with pineapple and anchovies.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:15 PM (V13WU)
~~~~~

I know, right?

Some of these people...I worry.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (0TVNF)

377 344 I started to read the Clay Aiken story but the first thing he said was he was running to stop white supremacy. Did not go any further.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)



Does that poofter know he's white?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (sAmhv)

378 Look to hear the "blind trusts for politicians" tell it getting 2300% rates of return is easy peasy....

we should fire them as financial advisors for politicians and hire them to make a portfolio for the Federal Government general fund and retire the debt.

Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (Lzpvj)

379 I saw that story reported in the Tampa paper the day after the incident. There was no mention of Antifa or any left-wing connections at all in the article but if you read some of the police info that was shown, the cops had him down as Antifa but the reporter(s) didn't mention it directly as I recall.

The descriptions of his clothing were very detailed and the "direct action" note were covered but it seemed to be a mystery to the reporters what was going on.

Posted by: pawn at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (Cfk8j)

380 361 Clam brothel...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2022 07:08 PM (s2VJv)

now with fresh nafka

Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (us2H3)

381 Kraut, swiss and thousand. Bread buttered both sides and toasted in a pan.

Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (+ya+t)

382 A representative can not give her husbands community bank a billion dollar government bailout loan when it didn't have a billion dollars in assets before the crash.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (F4b8f)

383 I think IrishEi works for the Russian Dressing lobby. Or maybe the Russians themselves.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (4thlk)

384 I know, right?

Some of these people...I worry.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (0TVNF)

Kalifornia...'nought said

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:19 PM (V13WU)

385 > If it doesn't have Russian dressing it's not a Reuben.

Food purists are a puzzle to me. The first Reuben had Virginia ham and roast turkey. So is a corned beef Reuben not a Reuben?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 07:19 PM (P5Tc3)

386 Remarkably uncurious, those reporters.

Posted by: vivi at January 10, 2022 07:19 PM (33kEg)

387 kinda hearing Katz's corn beef sammie is now around 25 american

Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (us2H3)

388 Kraut, swiss and thousand. Bread buttered both sides and toasted in a pan.
Posted by: dartist at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (+ya+t)

Concur.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (R/m4+)

389 white bread, toasted, smeared with butter and strawberry preserves

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (b+v9B)

390 Reuben gotta be buttery.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (g98Pl)

391 corn beef, the fattier the better

I'm the opposite. Nice and lean suits me just fine.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (Xrfse)

392 >>What should go on a Reuben? Russian, Thousand Island, or Spicy Mustard?

The reuben was invented in someplace like Nebraska not a NY deli.

And the answer is Russian. This is settled science.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (ZLI7S)

393 Does that poofter know he's white?

Not only that but I believe he's running in Georgia. Not a winning platform.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (Y+l9t)

394 I always thought "fungus" sounded silly. Having fun, Gus?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (ItDAh)

395 Balabooster, kvetch, hock a tchainik.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Sadly, I can pronounce it, but no idea what it means.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (uXonU)

396 A representative can not give her husbands community bank a billion dollar government bailout loan when it didn't have a billion dollars in assets before the crash.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 07:18 PM (F4b8f)


What are you, some kind of anti-democracy terrorist?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (hOUT3)

397 Biden administration requiring private health insurers to cover eight home Covid tests per month!

I also assume that means "for free".

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 07:22 PM (UHVv4)

398 Corned beef and cabbage. Kosher? What about on March 17th?

Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 07:22 PM (0OP+5)

399 A senator can not vote to allow technology to be sold to the ChiComs when her driver is a ChiCom spy and her husband is involved in chinese businesses which will profit nicely from the transfer of technology to china.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 07:22 PM (F4b8f)

400 Not only that but I believe he's running in Georgia. Not a winning platform.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (Y+l9t)


Last year, that might have been true...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 07:23 PM (hOUT3)

401 I found a respectable authority ! Here is it, the real Reuben :corned beef, grilled with swiss cheese & kraut, served with 1,000 dressing.

Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 07:23 PM (V13WU)

402 "What should go on a Reuben? Russian, Thousand Island, or Spicy Mustard?"

My hands.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2022 07:23 PM (KAi1n)

403 393 Does that poofter know he's white?

Not only that but I believe he's running in Georgia. Not a winning platform.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (Y+l9t)

6th District of North Carolina, which includes Durham and RTP. He'll probably win (very blue area.)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

404 I like spicy mustard on my Reuben and maybe some dressing on the side for dunking. On the sandwich makes it soggy. Also, cheese goes between the sauerkraut and bread.

Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (vrz2I)

405 The first Reuben had Virginia ham and roast turkey.
~~~~~

That sounds like what New Jersey calls a Sloppy Joe: rye bread, ham, turkey, swiss and cole slaw.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (0TVNF)

406 Cafe Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Official Jane Wiedlin spellchecker at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

407 Man, now I gotta have a Reuben. Ain't gonna happen cuz it's too far away. Damn.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (Xrfse)

408 Sadly, I can pronounce it, but no idea what it means.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 07:21 PM (uXonU)


pre-mask Karen

Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (us2H3)

409 Quality ingredients don't necessarily need condiments.

Posted by: davidt at January 10, 2022 07:24 PM (g98Pl)

410 > The reuben was invented in someplace like Nebraska not a NY deli.

Eh? The story I heard was it was invented at Reuben's Restaurant and Delicatessen in Manhattan, NY. Annette Seelos said she could eat a brick and Reuben made up the sandwich with things lying around.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 07:25 PM (P5Tc3)

411 It needs to be pastrami too. Corned beef is too bland.

Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 07:26 PM (vrz2I)

412 Posted by: sven at January 10, 2022 07:06 PM (Lzpvj)


Gotcha.

Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:27 PM (5rCUo)

413 I could go for a pastrami on rye, with swiss, kraut and mustard about now. Don't care if it has a name.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 10, 2022 07:27 PM (3cGpq)

414 >>> I think IrishEi works for the Russian Dressing lobby. Or maybe the Russians themselves.
~~~~~

Let's keep this on the down low, mkay.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:28 PM (0TVNF)

415 Now, pastrami just gets mustard. There is no such thing as a pastrami Reuben.
There is also no way ham was on a deli Reuben.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 10, 2022 07:28 PM (Y+l9t)

416 Home tests or screening tests for cvd only means false positives will soar. Unlike at home pregnancy tests (femaleness, missing period and a whomping elevation of hcg, refines predictive value of the test) these cvd tests will be used will-nilly.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 10, 2022 07:28 PM (mCh4j)

417 No public official can hold any investment profit derived from any corporate investment and/or private patents based on medical devices, drugs, or procedures.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 07:29 PM (hOUT3)

418 399 A senator can not vote to allow technology to be sold to the ChiComs when her driver is a ChiCom spy and her husband is involved in chinese businesses which will profit nicely from the transfer of technology to china.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 07:22 PM (F4b8f)
----------------

Wasn't he hip deep with Bechtel against Halliburton when we went into Iraq?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 07:29 PM (WSVNe)

419 Gabby's shooter *was* leftwing. Killed a Republican judge and a little girl. Wrote Gabby obsessive letters about how he was a big fan but she wasn't leftwing enough.
Posted by: ... at January 10, 2022 07:01 PM (y1Thv)


I think his slut mother stuck his grandparent with raising him. They were donk activists that lobbied the local sheriff to let him slide on his fuckups.

Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 07:30 PM (y7DUB)

420 kinda hearing Katz's corn beef sammie is now around 25 american
Posted by: REDACTED at January 10, 2022 07:20 PM (us2H3)
~~~~~

If you want to see big, BIG deli sandwiches, Bing Harold's Deli in Edison, NJ and just look at the images.

One sammy could feed a family of 4 easily.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 07:32 PM (0TVNF)

421 I've been a total homebody for the last week and half, but have been cleaning out some neglected storage areas that were dusty and signs of mice. I hope I don't get hantavirus. I don't know if we even get deer mice or a different species.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 10, 2022 07:33 PM (3cGpq)

422 Shplib.

Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

423 OMG. Wife just made snap green beans n bacon, black eyed peas n bacon, a homemade creamy mushroom gravy with heavy cream and smothered hamburger patties. I am stuffed fuller than a tick on a coon dog.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 07:44 PM (uXonU)

424 OMG. Wife just made snap green beans n bacon, black eyed peas n bacon, a homemade creamy mushroom gravy with heavy cream and smothered hamburger patties. I am stuffed fuller than a tick on a coon dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2022 07:44 PM (uXonU)


The appetizer sounds nice, what's the main course?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 10, 2022 07:46 PM (hOUT3)

425 422 Shplib.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

Leave the Albanians out of this!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 07:51 PM (6FeV1)

426 Looks like they arrested Democrat Voter and supporter

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 10, 2022 10:16 PM (FLiOE)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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