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Oh no. Oh please tell me that's not true. Rachel Maddow's producer feared slandering Madison Cawthorn, because he might ask to appear on the show to respond, and they dare not "take that risk."
In a Twitter thread Thursday, Dawn Henry, 52, said she was trying to buy a surprise plane ticket for her adult child when she discovered Delta only provides male and female gender options.
A "Rachel Maddow Show" producer accidentally copied GOP Rep. Madison Cawthorn's (N.C.) office in an email to a Capitol Hill NBC News colleague expressing concern that the congressman may request to come on the show if asked for comment about a story alleging that he could not seek reelection because of his previous comments at the Jan. 6, 2021 "Save America Rally." The story, initially reported by The Associated Press, shows that a group of North Carolina voters were attempting to disqualify Cawthorn from reelection because he gave remarks questioning the legitimacy of the 2020 election during the pro-Trump rally that precipitated the Capitol riot, citing a portion of the 14th Amendment that states, anyone who, having "previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress" shall have "engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same." The Maddow producer, evidently unaware that Cawthorn's office was copied on the email, asked the NBC colleague to request comment from the lawmaker's office because, if a "Maddow" representative asked, he might "ask to come on and explain." The producer added in the email that the show does not want to "take that risk."
Over the weekend, 19 people including 9 children were killed in terrible fire in The Bronx, caused by a malfunctioning space heater. Dozens were seriously injured. Also over the weekend, ten were killed in Brazil as a cliff-face collapsed and killed boaters beneath it.
URGENTE!!! Pedras se soltam de cânion em Capitólio, em Minas, e atingem três lanchas. pic.twitter.com/784wN6HbFy
— O Tempo (@otempo) January 8, 2022
An absolutely horrific scene today in Brazil as a giant rock became detached and fell on three boats of tourists in Minas Gerais, a state in Southern Brazil. Deaths are confirmed but the number is unclear. At least a couple dozen injured. https://t.co/V61pzvv31f -- Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) January 8, 2022
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 05:51 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 05:51 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:52 PM (dNqv+)
or, improperly used Space Heater?
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (zDEs6)
It'll probably cost the airlines tens of millions of dollars to change this in their ancient booking systems.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (Vp+/F)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (HETeS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 05:54 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 11, 2022 05:54 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (HETeS)
I think he is still amongst the living.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (dNqv+)
Yeah the reservation system is still probably running COBOL and they just have a pretty GUI that talks to it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (p9iXv)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 05:54 PM (zDEs6)
Got what was coming to her for that lying crap she was saying
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)
I thought I saw that the "child" is 21 or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (llXky)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)
Wait. Jon Lovitz est mort??
I'm pretty sure he's still alive.
Posted by: bonhomme
No, Mork was the guy to his immediate left.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (pNxlR)
Boo. Fucking. Hoo.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (BFigT)
See? No one wants to get vaxxed.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 05:56 PM (yQpMk)
He promised 2 terms but decided that the Dems were too dangerous for him to retire... Thank God
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (ZZK0E)
Proving that MSNBC really stands for Ms. NBC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (HETeS)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (HETeS)
I think he is still amongst the living.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (dNqv+)
not dead. ACTING!
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (fZ9UQ)
Malfunctioning Space Heater...
or, improperly used Space Heater?
Posted by: garrett
That came from FDNY Commissioner Daniel Nigro. Since that is a political position, we'll never know for sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 05:58 PM (mD/uy)
They are trying to paint him with the Jan 6th brush to make him unable to run for office.
How Fascist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 05:58 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 05:58 PM (JRipD)
Posted by: 29Victor at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (p9iXv)
All of the bureaucrats begin to eventually act like little kings and emperors. That is the fucking problem with bureaucracy!
We said, boy, that DMV experience was awesome, let's extend it to every government office!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:58 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 05:58 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (6Je/Q)
These are the same people who use thei OVens for heat and crap in the halls when the power foes out.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (zDEs6)
They are trying to paint him with the Jan 6th brush to make him unable to run for office.
How Fascist.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 05:58 PM (vL8EJ)
He's the first of many you can be sure of that
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (fZ9UQ)
See? No one wants to get vaxxed.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (UHVv4)
If I had to choose, I think I would prefer to go by firing squad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Paco at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (GYllL)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I rate this as [x] True. The Sabre reservation system ran with ancient code forever on the big IBM iron but, as you said, had terrific front ends.
Dunno what they are doing these days.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (HETeS)
I think he is still amongst the living.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:55 PM (dNqv+)
not dead. ACTING!
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (fZ9UQ)
GENIUS!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (V13WU)
You've no idea how convoluted it is. I worked for the Army and when they did something a simple/stupid as changing the criteria for a MOS... holy shit was it expensive. As program manager for Army recruitment and retention programs we pissed through an ungodly sum of money when this happened.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (BFigT)
Two OK death-row inmates offer to be executed by firing squad rather than lethal injections.
See? No one wants to get vaxxed.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)
It would be more amusing if they specifically requested that one or another of the coof jabs be their "lethal injection" actor.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:01 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2022 06:01 PM (gLRfa)
See? No one wants to get vaxxed.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 05:57 PM (UHVv4)
++++
LOL!!!
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2022 06:01 PM (2Ssjx)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Actually IPARS
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:01 PM (k1+vk)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (V13WU)
Do what will be the ruling?
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2022 06:01 PM (/6GbT)
Over the weekend, 19 people including 9 children were killed in terrible fire in The Bronx, caused by a malfunctioning space heater.
99.99999% of space heater malfunctions are caused by plugging them into skinny extension cords. The skinny cord melts, the wires touch, and you have a welding torch on carpeting.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (QU5/8)
t.ly/sAvj
Posted by: jeannebodine at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (QWHnR)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2022 06:01 PM (/6GbT)
It will be a 5/4 decision. Very close !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (HbFnB)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (arJlL)
Bob Saget, who died yesterday.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (zDEs6)
Is it true they've never used that option before in OK?
I know Utah and Nevada have used a firing squad.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
Palin in 2008 makes standard republican noises.
Republicans in 2022 be like "whoa, she was the chosen one".
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (HbFnB)
Yep he tried to go after Rand and he went right back at him.... The gnome was no match
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (TdaKq)
Saget, Dangerfield, Lovitz, Williams and Allen
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: I Mean at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (H4n73)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by: Rick James at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (QYPq3)
Yikes.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 06:02 PM (dfRN6)
Instant death
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (/6GbT)
Only two sex choices?
Pick one.
Too many people have way too much time on their hands and worry about so many insignificant things.We are told that racism is everywhere and is systemic. Hate crimes are usually scams. Voting is impossible if you are black or brown skinned.
Show me one person who was denied their vote due to skin color. DOJ- I Am looking at you.
Covid fear porn. No one cares any more. We are all gonna get it and be better off for it.
2022 sucks and it is only January.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (haWye)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (arJlL)
Dunno what they are doing these days.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (mD/uy)
What? Sabre is gone?
Long overdue.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
Darrell Harris is Tim Allen?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:05 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (6Je/Q)
I think so too.. The medical workers will stay and the other will go
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:05 PM (TdaKq)
Don Rickles would have been more appropriate.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:05 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
He's the leader of a wet team mad up of South African Mercs..
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:05 PM (gmo/4)
These are the same people who use thei OVens for heat and crap in the halls when the power foes out.
Posted by: garrett
We'll fix the use their gas ovens: All natural gas banned from new buildings.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:05 PM (k1+vk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (6Je/Q)
They'll probably put it in the storage closet until it stops breathing.
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (fZ9UQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (KZzsI)
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well, I'm just wondering about who will have the ballzax to join Thomas's concurrence. eh?
Someone is going to rake "the dissent" over the coals for making up dumbshit facts about the covid.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (ZZK0E)
kind of like when Dave Anderson (DA) decided on a lark to realign the MOS designators....do we change the enlisted or officer codes?
Why the enlisted of course sure it was 6 times the changes but not way in hell was an officer gonna have to be the one to change.
Posted by: sven at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (cTCuP)
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Apparently, they're wasting time because they've got a 12- [or whatever] inmate court case to declare the needle cruel and unusual punishment and, I assume, eventually get them from the firing-squad too eventually. It's pretty convoluted.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (V13WU)
I don't think I ever signed a Rental Agreement that didn't expressly forbid the use of Space Heaters.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM
It probably doesn't stop anyone. I have some relatives who rented out, and it cost them the entire home one night. Like, I said, a welding torch when the two wires touch and sparks fly everywhere igniting Crocs.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:07 PM (dQvv7)
There's a guy on youtube that demonstrates what happens when you use cheap electrical gear you buy on AliExpress (Chinese import).
I watched him demo some really thin electrical cord. It made a nice fire when he connected a regular old lamp.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:07 PM (CC8oT)
"we call them comfort rooms"
--Doctors following Obama's bill
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:07 PM (XvPQV)
I honestly can't remember. Does anyone remember if the airline reservations systems went down when AWS had that boo boo a few weeks ago?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 06:07 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (vL8EJ)
Razor sharp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
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Looks like our Darrell Harris has some catching up to do.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (wyw4S)
Why they sudden urge now?
I seem to recall some change in counting cases after the election. Don't recall what, exactly. Might be the CDC's decision to stop testing jabbed people. Or maybe they stopped counting people merely suspected of having been exposed. I'm sure another moron would remember the details.
But maybe the reduction in counting was not enough to show a decrease in cases, so they have to try harder.
Posted by: Emmie at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (6RgRK)
Maybe a gallon of whiskey and four 20 year old ovulating virgins in a gigantic waterbed with 42 corgi puppies yapping and playing in the background.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:05 PM (gmo/4)
That was a great movie.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (PiwSw)
GAH!
Solomon only THREATENED to split the baby. He used the ploy to out the fake mother.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (QU5/8)
By early summer, the headlines will be, "Having COVID Is Actually Good For You".
And the only persons smart enough to nudge us to this safe space are Team Biden.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (cTCuP)
So Ridley Scott was the director?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by: Rick James at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (QYPq3)
I love this place. SO MANY LAYERS.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Minuteman at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Because they're jealous of his wife, Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 06:08 PM (wyw4S)
LOL... He's been busy.... It looks like Saget and Betty White both had strokes..... Interesting
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Turn Two at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (w4999)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (zDEs6)
Reading those Veritas docs, this is a quick summary. The Coof virus, was engineered in a mad scientist scheme to create a live, attenuated and transmissible vaccine to inoculate bats in the caves so as to prevent the next SARS-like outbreak.
What leaked out wasn't the end product, but something in the chain toward that end. When they got that, they were going to release it in the caves, and thus vaccinate all the bats against SARS-like viruses that might jump to humans.
That went very badly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (ZZK0E)
He can kill the weeds in my driveway. I'll pay him in booze. Room and board too if he's interesting/funny for more than a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (vL8EJ)
Chased to death by a crowd of beautiful naked women, from Monty Python's Meaning of life?
Not really. Just go to sleep and never wake up is my choice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (KZzsI)
I would bet in that picture of all of the people, Lovitz probably did the least amount of drugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (dNqv+)
As I understand it, he has seen her naked
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:11 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
Darrell Harris is Tim Allen?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (yQpMk)
AAAAAAAACE!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 06:11 PM (HETeS)
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 11, 2022 06:11 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 06:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: It's me donna
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And both may have gotten the booster.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:11 PM (Oy+3b)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Because they're jealous of his wife, Morgan Fairchild.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (VWp7G)
LOL
I understood that reference
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:11 PM (Oy+3b)
We know Saget did but they won't say about White
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 05:59 PM (dNqv+)
Adds note to voter profile.
Posted by: Do-Min-Yan at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (RAodA)
Definitely less than Robin Williams, who did all the coke in the 80s, and Tim Allen. I dunno about Saget, but yeah Dangerfield was a maniac.
Acting!
Genius!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (KZzsI)
It is a hollowed out gain of function agent that is very deadly to certain vulnerable people and damn near benign in most.
We are ending the world over the cough.
Posted by: sven at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2022 06:13 PM (NpAcC)
I know Utah and Nevada have used a firing squad.
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and, I assume, eventually get them from the firing-squad too eventually. It's pretty convoluted.
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Yes, part of that is that OK doesn't have the firing-squad but there's something about if the injection law is struck down, then firing-squad can be used. It's really odd.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:13 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:13 PM (HbFnB)
I know comedy is subjective, but Robin Williams was a notorious joke thief. When he wasn't reciting stolen jokes, his entire schtick was mania and or reference pron.
I enjoyed a few RW performances when the man was subdued. He was haunting in Insomnia for example.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:13 PM (CC8oT)
so...that's cool
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:13 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: leber at January 11, 2022 06:14 PM (ghIfT)
Definitely less than Robin Williams, who did all the coke in the 80s, and Tim Allen. I dunno about Saget, but yeah Dangerfield was a maniac.
Tim Allen probably sold them the cocaine.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:14 PM (QU5/8)
Further, DARPA rejected this "lets vaccinate the bats" idea as batshit insane. That is, this was so nuts that even the Jack D. Rippers at DARPA rejected it.
But Fauci liked it, and went with it, laundering money through Daszak's outfit to do the work in Wuhan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 11, 2022 06:14 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:14 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Might seem peaceful. Not what it's all cracked up to be. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 11, 2022 06:14 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:03 PM (coYBh)
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Posted by: Rick James at January 11, 2022 06:04 PM (QYPq3)
I love this place. SO MANY LAYERS.
Posted by: blaster
So where's the eggs ?
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 06:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Do-Min-Yan at January 11, 2022 06:12 PM (RAodA)
M1 Garands, if I have a choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 06:15 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 11, 2022 05:53 PM (HETeS
I know who I blame.
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2022 06:15 PM (0Ke50)
so...that's cool
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:13 PM (ZZK0E)
Did you just make a Lovitz beats his Dick joke?
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:15 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:15 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: nckate at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (z5Nun)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (Qv0Mi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
July 21, 1957 Tarzana, California.
He should live a long time if he avoids the clot shot.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (mbFEM)
Layer cake.
*grand gesture bending over the layers showing cleavage*
Posted by: Rachel Ray at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (RAodA)
In 2012 he stated he valued "potential" enough to happily take the risk of pandemic, he went around US law and functionally outsourced the equivalent of the manhattan project to the Nazis....
and he is a "hero" because we are a stupid nation.
Posted by: sven at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2022 06:15 PM (0Ke50)
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Him and his Mr. Innocent look, amirite?
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (mdaT8)
https://twitter.com/AdamKinzinger/status/
1481024970826338307
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (2Ssjx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Might seem peaceful. Not what it's all cracked up to be. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: In Reel Life
Hugging 5 lbs of C4.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (JRipD)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (UHVv4)
*grand gesture bending over the layers showing cleavage*
Posted by: Rachel Ray at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM (RAodA)
Can we sub Giada please? Thanks!
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (mbFEM)
*grand gesture bending over the layers showing cleavage*
Posted by: Rachel Ray
Also a very good movie.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: garrett
Did you have a stroke or sumthin?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (Vxu+H)
a space heater left on continuously for several days
Posted by: nckate at January 11, 2022 06:16 PM
Still doesn't matter. It's always every DAMN time someone wants the space heater closer to their toes and they buy a Dollar store extension cord from China. A cord not rated for that sort of current flow.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (zDEs6)
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Didn't she get married a few years ago? She might be Cake Mom by now.
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (Oy+3b)
https://twitter.com/AdamKinzinger/status/
1481024970826338307
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (0TVNF)
Innocent ? He's on camera telling people to storm the Capital
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: andycanuck
Another aspect: the drug manufacturers stopped selling the drugs used in the lethal injections to the prison systems.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (k1+vk)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (UHVv4)
There was way too little Cake Girl in 2021.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:17 PM (zDEs6)
they all turn into libs as soon as they split with boyfriend, you know that.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (JRipD)
And yeah I want more Cake Girl, even if she's Cake Mom. That bastard Ryan
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: 13times at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (6v4jQ)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:18 PM (mbFEM)
Hahaha I really almost did. Will do better next time.
Posted by: pervy MSM casting director at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (RAodA)
I wasn't being serious, just mean.
I saw Lovitz do stand up once. He was good. I'd pay to see him again.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (JRipD)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (dQvv7)
This is precisely the sort of thing kids would be learning in Science class if all the time weren't taken up by global warming.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (cTCuP)
Further, DARPA rejected this "lets vaccinate the bats" idea as batshit insane. That is, this was so nuts that even the Jack D. Rippers at DARPA rejected it.
But Fauci liked it, and went with it, laundering money through Daszak's outfit to do the work in Wuhan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
Can you fault the little pipsqueak for wanting to be the Louis Pasteur of the order Chiroptera?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)
keep praying
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (V13WU)
Sadly, true.
Does anyone think Sotomayor, Kagan, or Breyer will say, "Gee, you know, we had one position set and then, BAM, new facts came in during arguments proving us wrong and uninformed and, by golly, we were mistaken. So we're changing our vote."
They're (well, the clerks) are busy rationalizing the political response to ignorant votes now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)
Does the second half of that mean you have to live forever? Because it seems kind of not plausible, you know, for an 88 year old man.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (mbFEM)
Because, why would it matter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (k1+vk)
Why not use an OD of morphine?
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)
I'll bet good money the government was well aware of what Fauci was doing. Because his work was, at the time, very obscure there was no risk to the government and the development of new, potentially useful bioweapons, or possibly treatments for infectious diseases was intoxicating.
Consider a new bioweapon on DoD's budget is billions.
A new treatment for infectious disease is billions.
Fauci did all that for millions. And look who's making bank.
Always follow the money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2022 06:23 PM (BFigT)
Why they sudden urge now?
======================
That's what I said! And they told me there is an election coming soon and that's why. But, I said, doesn't that make it look like we were lying and scaring people before?
And then Jill told me it's complicated and don't worry about all that and then she gave me some tapioca. I like tapioca.
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden, needs new Depends at January 11, 2022 06:23 PM (Mtn20)
Because, why would it matter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)
Yes it is on there. You buy a ticket there is lots of identifying info.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:23 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 06:23 PM (JRipD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Shot in the back at 90 while climbing out an 18 yr old's bedroom window.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:23 PM (uXonU)
Like the comedian, cannot remember who, that said if he lives to 90 he's gonna start taking heroin because by that point who cares if you get addicted.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (TdaKq)
Fifty nine years is a long time to wait.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (HbFnB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
Can you fault the little pipsqueak for wanting to be the Louis Pasteur of the order Chiroptera?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (pNxlR)
He was auditioning for his next big Promotion... but first he has to take riding lessons...
He heard that the Member of the Four Horsemen, Plague, was retiring.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (TdaKq)
Again?
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: It's me donna
~~~~~
That's what smarmy Kinzinger says. Here are just a few highlights:
"I know this will break some hearts."
"He didn't enter the Capitol on Jan 6, and was removed from the most wanted list because apparently he broke no laws." (Neither did a lot of people who are in the J6 Gulag right now.)
"Ray Epps has cooperated with the Jan 6 committee and we thank him."
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (0TVNF)
He's having severe chills that are killing his injured back.
I'm going to take him stuff tomorrow to help him.
My mind is drawing a blank. Zinc, Gatorade, Ibuprofen, chicken soup....
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
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well, wise latina already shit all over herself. but even so, I don't think she wants to have Thomas's concurrence to be in the record for all eternity making fun of how ignorant "the dissent" is.
what would you do if you publicly shit on yourself and knew you were going to be recorded for all history as a lunatic? You'd probably get the other libs to just concur with the majority anyway so they don't write a stinging take down.
or not. we're talking about a female lib here. she doesn't care or comprehend.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (V13WU)
That will be his only hope-that or winning the lottery, since nymphomaniac 19 year old girls do not want to have sex with a 88 year old man unless he's incredibly wealthy. They'd rather have sex with 19 year old nymphomaniac boys, I expect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:24 PM (KZzsI)
I told that to my Mom, when at 92 she was concerned about taking pain pills... even though she was dying from Liver Cancer.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: micky at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (KZzsI)
Why not use an OD of morphine?
Posted by: Archer
IIRC they give a benzo to calm the perp and then the lethal. The 'cocktail' is set by the people who control the prisons... so it might not be a *good* cocktail.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (k1+vk)
N'ont-ils pas de rochers sur cette ile?
Posted by: Marcus T at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (ij5RJ)
Which means he was a democrat agent-provocateur
Posted by: sven at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
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If by "the government" you mean an agency outside of NIH, then yes, the DoD report says exactly this.
Once Darpa turned the project down and Darpa/Naval Research and the Marine Corps Research program management all knew what Fauci was doing, they even began research on Ivermectin, HCQ and one other palliative whose name I forget.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (Mtn20)
"He was paid handsomely for his role."
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:26 PM (zDEs6)
Because, why would it matter?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)
That was covered in the name field. There had to be a title...Mr., Mrs., etc.
And before someone points it out...yes, we did use "Dr." No system is perfect.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (k1+vk)
Why not use an OD of morphine?
Posted by: Archer
They should use Draino Mixed with strychnine and used needles.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
70 foot drop. 50 foot of rope. Satisfying "pop" at the bottom.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (4fSQf)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Horse paste
tonic water
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (mdaT8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHXYhpEDfM
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (Oy+3b)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (UHVv4)
Yes.. He voted to impeach and he's on the Jan. 6 Kangaroo court proceedings
Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (TdaKq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 06:00 PM (dNqv+)
His 'comedy' stand up routine died back in the double aughts. I walked out on him, simply awful and unfunny.
He should steal some lines from Ace. Or a mortician.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (oHd/0)
Because you are being watched, tracked and graded by those in and out of the federal government.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:23 PM (uXonU)
He died doing what he loved to do.
Posted by: Just the punchline at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (RAodA)
Does anyone think Sotomayor, Kagan, or Breyer will say, "Gee, you know, we had one position set and then, BAM, new facts came in during arguments proving us wrong and uninformed and, by golly, we were mistaken. So we're changing our vote."
They're (well, the clerks) are busy rationalizing the political response to ignorant votes now.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (aXxgO)
Who hears arguments and renders a momentous pinion 3 days later ? Unless they know what it going to be, and the 3 days is for clerks to pull it together in written form.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (0TVNF)
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Because he's a Fed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (llXky)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
strippers, blow, whisky, pr0n, video games
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (IJES/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (uXonU)
Ah, like Saddam's kids, then.
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:28 PM (gmo/4)
It's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse than that. Lovitz said Dick gave Phil Hartman's wife some cocaine. At the time she was a recovering addict. She got back into drugs and five months later she killed Hartman.
Later, Dick said something about putting the Phil Hartman hex on Lovitz.
Eventually all this lead to Lovitz smashing Dick's head into a bar a couple of times.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (CC8oT)
I didn't think he'd last one, yet here we are. It's like he got a blood transfusion from Soros.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (aXxgO)
I wanted to start a Pre-Op Medical Service based on this concept.
You sign up for surgery and sign the waiver...then you go about your life, knowing you will eventually wake up in a recovery room.
Like the A-Team did with BA Baracus everytime they had to fly somehwere.
Posted by: garrett at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (zDEs6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)
I spend a lot of time reading newspapers from the early 60s on google archives. I had no idea how often entire families died in fires because of no smoke alarms and bad wiring/space heaters. in 1961 in Baltimore parents left their 14 kids at home for a night out. Came home and the house was in flames all their kids dead.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (vN+oL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (KZzsI)
You mean when the head lands in Jim Acosta's lap?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (vL8EJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:30 PM (HbFnB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 06:30 PM (JRipD)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
=================
Jane, here is the FLCCC guide
https://tinyurl.com/ydjt8jby
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 06:30 PM (Mtn20)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You just described Jewish penicillin.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:30 PM (uXonU)
Heavy black-blue background on that printout. So now we know that Fauci's the asshole who's been using up all the printer toner and not replacing the cartridges. His evil is fathomless.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 06:30 PM (qpX6U)
Over the weekend, 19 people including 9 children were killed in terrible fire in The Bronx, caused by a malfunctioning space heater. Dozens were seriously injured.
__________
It may be not a little ghoulish to celebrate or exult in the deaths of global warming opponents. And it may be proper to express sympathy and solicitude to those they leave behind.
But mockery is not necessarily the wrong reaction to those who publicly mocked anti-climate change measures and encouraged others to follow suit before they perished of the result the dangers of which they belittled.
Nor is it wrong to deny them our sympathy and solicitude, or to make sure it's known when their deaths are marked that they had stood fast against measures that might have protected others from the fate they succumbed to themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:20 PM (XvPQV)
keep praying
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (V13WU)
Don't @ me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (UHVv4)
https://tinyurl.com/yuk3kady
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:29 PM (KZzsI
She looks like a stage ten clinger.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (cTCuP)
. Had a friend that was a Merchant Marine in WWII. Lived to be 88 i think. Smoked a half pack.a.day and drank a.pint of white stuff every day. Died in his bedroom when the space heater caught his friggin blankets on fire.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom Kid at January 11, 2022 06:32 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (k1+vk)
Why not use an OD of morphine?
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
They might get addicted.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 06:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2022 06:32 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (UHVv4)
I encourage this most strongly.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 06:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (mbFEM)
To dream the impossible dream...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:33 PM (XvPQV)
He's having severe chills that are killing his injured back.
I'm going to take him stuff tomorrow to help him.
My mind is drawing a blank. Zinc, Gatorade, Ibuprofen, chicken soup....
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Vitamin D, Vitamin C, Zinc. Quercitin (sp?) and HCQ, either one; supposed to help the body absorb zinc iirc.
Horse paste:
barnhardt.biz/ivermectin
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 06:33 PM (llON8)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 11, 2022 06:33 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (V13WU)
...and you think the stop hurts or do you die too quick? I think about this stuff.
Posted by: Moon Moon at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (PUsvy)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:19 PM (dQvv7)
This is precisely the sort of thing kids would be learning in Science class if all the time weren't taken up by global warming.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:21 PM (cTCuP) "
This !
over the decades of working with electricity in all of its forms I have built up a remarkable collection of exceptionally burnt / melted stuff from the activities of optimists & sloppy workers.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (9CuDT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (mdaT8)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (V13WU)
Come at me bro
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (Mtn20)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (HbFnB)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Add NAC, D3 (250 mg) both OTC; HCQ and Ivermectin, both to be prescribed or otherwise obtained. And Pedialyte is better than Gatorade. And asprin, 1 per day
Posted by: tbodie at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (45Xak)
I remember when my husband and his brother were at their moms helping her to the bathroom. A hospice worker had been assigned but was not there 24/7 yet. She saw them wiping her and said.. that's it.. we are here full time from now on. I hear ya Ben Had. If it gets to that I'll shoot myself. I don't want my husband or kids wiping my ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (n08+I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (4fSQf)
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Whoa! Calm down! All he did was ask a question.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (llXky)
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (CC8oT)
Been married to Ryan a while now, maybe we could ask him.
I knew a guy that married an overly clingy girl. Shed call him several times when he was hanging out with us, made him talk on the phone. Would drop by unexpectedly and pull him away to talk to him about stuff. Just would not let the guy be.
I tried to be good friends with her so she wouldn't feel left out or like we were taking him away but... it was to no avail. Spectacularly dim but nice girl, really gorgeous but ... yeah. Very clingy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:35 PM (KZzsI)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I usually stock up on ginger ale to help keep my stomach settled from nasal drip.
Vitamin D.
Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (okV1R)
...and you think the stop hurts or do you die too quick? I think about this stuff.
Posted by: Moon Moon at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (PUsvy
Nerves take a while to send signals and it takes a while for the brain to process said signals. So likely you break your spine and zero signals get through.
So no pain unless you miraculously live by bouncing off Stacy Abrams
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (4fSQf)
Can't they all be winners, Splitter? This isn't crossbow vs longbow.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
No. Thiopental is generic and only really used in the US for lethal injections. Since it is so low volume and not a money maker, no is manufacturer makes it. No foreign manufacturers will export it to us because of its intended use.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (JRipD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (QU5/8)
well i think maybe because he only became a comedian late in life. Prior to that, he was a comedic actor or improv actor. Not a stand-up. He bought his own club and started doing stand up at like 58 or something. Some of it is chops busting. But sometimes it does seem mean, like,what did he do to you?
Posted by: ace at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (VwHCD)
I know she's not but Wii Fit girl looks like she's 15 from the back. Makes me uncomfortable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (KZzsI)
over the decades of working with electricity in all of its forms I have built up a remarkable collection of exceptionally burnt / melted stuff from the activities of optimists & sloppy workers.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (9CuDT)
I almost burned down a cabin leaving a space heater on all night. It was plugged into a heavy-duty cord, too. When I saw the outlet the next morning I almost had a heart attack.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:37 PM (cTCuP)
b. Greenwald has been challenging The Narrative.
iii. Brazilian cliff collapse.
Mere coincidence, or insidious mass formation psychosis?
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 06:37 PM (qpX6U)
A asswipe
B Butthole
C Cunt
D Dickhead
We should have a gender for every letter.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (yrol0)
" I don't want my husband or kids wiping my ass."
You ever wonder how these really obese people, like most health ministers, wipe their ass?
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Hygiene people.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (4fSQf)
It means "come at me bro" ??? wut ?
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (V13WU)
Jane, look on page 5. There is a chart of medicines and dosages, organized by timing pf disease progression.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (Mtn20)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (mbFEM)
To dream the impossible dream...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:33 PM
Zombie Bob Dole can help with that.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (RkC6l)
...and you think the stop hurts or do you die too quick? I think about this stuff.
Posted by: Moon Moon at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (PUsvy)
Think about what the poor bastards that had to jump from the World Trade Center went through.
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (QU5/
I prayed for a wife
Then I got 1
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (yrol0)
He's having severe chills that are killing his injured back.
I'm going to take him stuff tomorrow to help him.
My mind is drawing a blank. Zinc, Gatorade, Ibuprofen, chicken soup....
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Vitamin D, Vitamin C, Zinc. Quercitin (sp?) and HCQ, either one; supposed to help the body absorb zinc iirc.
Horse paste:
barnhardt.biz/ivermectin
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 11, 2022 06:33 PM (llON
*********
Also Fluoxetine which is Prozac.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (n08+I)
Because it is almost time to start blaming Trump for a failed vaccine. What else do they have?
Posted by: David Amundsen at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (np7KW)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Like T-Rexes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (uXonU)
The closer to 29 one gets, the younger everyone looks. It's science.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (4fSQf)
It means "come at me bro" ??? wut ?
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (V13WU)
Le sigh
Don't @ me is stupid twitter speak for don't get up in my face. Don't come at me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:27 PM (4fSQf)
Zing
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (dfwwj)
What leaked out wasn't the end product, but something in the chain toward that end. When they got that, they were going to release it in the caves, and thus vaccinate all the bats against SARS-like viruses that might jump to humans.
That went very badly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 11, 2022 06:10 PM (Mzdiz)
No, it was an attempt at biowarfare. They applied for a DOD grant to work on grafting on more serious diseases to the transmissable COVID and got a WTF response from them. Almost certainly they had already done work on exactly that before applying.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (4fSQf)
I think I saw that in one of those monty pythons animations.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (VwHCD)
In Iran they have things that look like long-spouted watering cans.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (qpX6U)
I did too. All I got was pain.
Sometimes God says "no" in this life, and you have to accept it because to fight it is worse. Far worse.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (KZzsI)
If you are still around, do you know of a good online source for cowboy hats? The practical type with a 4 inch brim?
Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (RkC6l)
Well he is a friend to the working man...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 11, 2022 06:41 PM (XvPQV)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Like T-Rexes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (uXonU)
Isn't that stupid french sprayer device supposed to help with that?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)
...and you think the stop hurts or do you die too quick? I think about this stuff.
Posted by: Moon Moon at January 11, 2022 06:34 PM (PUsvy)
++++
The few suicide jumpers off the Golden Gate Bridge who lived to tell the tale have said they regretted taking the plunge. So yes, I do believe you're aware enough to think something.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2022 06:41 PM (2Ssjx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (QU5/
you have to pray to the right gods...maybe ZOD....
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (mCh4j)
That still makes me furious and terribly sad at the same time. I both want to block it out and remember it. It'll never leave my consciousness.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (CC8oT)
" I don't want my husband or kids wiping my ass."
You ever wonder how these really obese people, like most health ministers, wipe their ass?
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Hygiene people.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (XnbJC)
1. buy cheap TP ii. Tie to 2 door handles approx. 60 feet apart. c. Straddle and run down. IV. Repeat as needed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (zWpOF)
I delete way more than I post. Then I take only the primo stuff, and cut the shit out of it with mannitol so it posts farther.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 06:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 11, 2022 06:43 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (VwHCD)
Did the red boat make it? It looked like a near run thing for him.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 06:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Oldcat
A bidet? Great. Now you have a wet ass with too short of arms to dry it off.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:43 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Take the ivermectin as soon as you are sure that you have the virus. Don't wait too long (like over a week) as by then it won't do much good.
And it may require more doses (take one per day) and more often (some say to wait every other day due to the half life of the ivermectin I found I had to take it every day in a row 4 times. I used the horse paste)
Since this virus mutates continue to take the supplements. Which btw are in general good for the body. Most all of it strengthens the immune system. I've found some improvements in general just taking the supplements for prevention.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2022 06:43 PM (n08+I)
Me too. Took a while, but I got a great one.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (CC8oT)
How many you go thru?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 06:44 PM (yrol0)
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Don't miss the part where the feds knew and acknowledged that ivermectin worked brilliantly in every stage of the illness.
They wanted people to die.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 11, 2022 06:44 PM (9ceKd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (KZzsI)
That's an awfully specific age.
*makes note on file*
Posted by: Bob from NSA at January 11, 2022 06:44 PM (RAodA)
You ever wonder how these really obese people, like most health ministers, wipe their ass?
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Bidet.
President Joe Bidet
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
Can't they all be winners, Splitter? This isn't crossbow vs longbow.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:36 PM (aXxgO) "
do I really need to remind everyone of good ol' "healing power of and" ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (9CuDT)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:42 PM (V13WU)
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That's the story of the Old Testament, isn't it? Israel is saved by God, given clear rules by God, but decides that the pagans are having a lot more fun, and so deserts Him.
I guess it all comes down to whether you want pleasures in this world or salvation in the next.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (llXky)
I think so. I will be out of a job then.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (YglAn)
I delete way more than I post. Then I take only the primo stuff, and cut the shit out of it with mannitol so it posts farther.
Posted by: gp
I type, delete, type more.
Cut it with Fukitol, and send it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (n08+I)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (4fSQf)
oh, well, can't get deeper than that.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (V13WU)
I have a very hard time even thinking about it.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (mCh4j)
I just hire more monkeys and typewriters. Works OK, but have you tried getting bananas with the supply chain issues we're experiencing?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (aXxgO)
I'm going to see if one of my husband's doc friends he's with tonight can get him Ivermectin. I'm going to bring him zinc, C, D3, V8-Hydration drink, Gatorade, quercetin, chicken soup...I'll also see if one of the doc friends will write a script for HCQ. I know the VA won't do a damned thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (ptqGC)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
If you let it harden into a crust, it just falls off. Eventually.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (HbFnB)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (llXky)
It is not what we want. It is what we must.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:06 PM (cTCuP)
So Ridley Scott was the director?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 06:09 PM (PiwSw)
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Beat me to the Prometheus joke!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Me too. Took a while, but I got a great one.
Posted by: bonhomme
How many you go thru?
Posted by: rhennigantx
I went thru two. Third one stuck.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:47 PM (uXonU)
Cut it with Fukitol, and send it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:45 PM (uXonU)
Fukitol is a gateway drug to Geritol!
Posted by: tbodie at January 11, 2022 06:47 PM (45Xak)
Yep. If I had Facebook I would post it up and ask all the covid Karens how they feel now
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 11, 2022 06:47 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (UHVv4)
Whose money are they going to use?
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 11, 2022 06:47 PM (okGHj)
...and you think the stop hurts or do you die too quick? I think about this stuff.
Posted by: Moon Moon
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You will ponder that act in one of two places where you'll spend eternity.
You don't cease thinking once you die, or sleep, as we loony-tune believers know is the more accurate term.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:47 PM (Oy+3b)
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (dfwwj)
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If not it's worth visiting farm supply stores.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (9ceKd)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (vHLlg)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (UHVv4)
I have a very hard time even thinking about it.
Posted by: Jewells45
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (uXonU)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (DUIap)
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wank wank wank
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (ZZK0E)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
If it were me, when I'm sick, I want sick person food, so in addition to the chicken soup, I'd see if he had tea bags, raw honey, saltines, bananas, applesauce, bread, and a rotisserie chicken (and I love miso soup when ill, but that's b/c you don't even need to chew) with disposable cups/bowls/plates/silverware (for no cleaning work)...I'd also see if he had enough TP and tissues and bathroom cleaner.
Posted by: Nova local at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (exHjb)
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I guess I would prefer to be smothered. Not saying by what.
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
{{{AHE}}}
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 06:49 PM (PiwSw)
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I guess I would prefer to be smothered. Not saying by what.
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM
Death by snu snu.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2022 06:49 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 06:50 PM (wyw4S)
If you are still around, do you know of a good online source for cowboy hats? The practical type with a 4 inch brim?
Thanks.
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (7EjX1)
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I'm not Ben Had but www.cavenders.com will probably have what you need.
Posted by: ballistic at January 11, 2022 06:50 PM (oXNqT)
yeah sloppily installed outlets can be really scary ... some people just don't understand the need to get those screws tight for good contact. it's why I never use those "poke the wire into the hole" back-wiring devices - full wrap of freshly-stripped wire around the screw, (in the right direction!), tightened to just-short-of-thread-stripping, this is the True Faith.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:50 PM (9CuDT)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Hygiene people.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (XnbJC)
~~~~~
On one of those "My 600 Lb. Life" shows, saw the boyfriend of one girl hose her butt off on the back porch.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (0TVNF)
You don't cease thinking once you die, or sleep, as we loony-tune believers know is the more accurate term.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:47 PM (Oy+3b)
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Correct.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (llXky)
Hugging 5 lbs of C4.
Click. No longer an issue.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (uXonU)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 06:40 PM (eoQWY)
A successful attempt.
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (dfwwj)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Hygiene people.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (XnbJC)
Read a few years ago that some big mamma jamma with the longest nails in Da Ghetto used a "device" to wipe her behind.
Never buy used tongs.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (R/m4+)
I'm going to see if one of my husband's doc friends he's with tonight can get him Ivermectin. I'm going to bring him zinc, C, D3, V8-Hydration drink, Gatorade, quercetin, chicken soup...I'll also see if one of the doc friends will write a script for HCQ. I know the VA won't do a damned thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:46 PM (ptqGC)
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Popsicles are great when you are running a fever and have a sore throat. Wonderfully soothing.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (2Ssjx)
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2022 06:48 PM (AmoqO)
baby elephant !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 11, 2022 06:51 PM (b+v9B)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 06:52 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: ballistic
I read that as cadavers dot com. T'was an odd thing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 06:52 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: ballistic
I read that as cadavers dot com. T'was an odd thing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 06:52 PM (Vxu+H)
As did I. Talk of death and all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 11, 2022 06:52 PM (4fSQf)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Like T-Rexes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:39 PM (uXonU)
Isn't that stupid french sprayer device supposed to help with that?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 06:41 PM (eoQWY)
Rag on stick?
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (AmoqO)
My mind is drawing a blank. Zinc, Gatorade, Ibuprofen, chicken soup....
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
If you have a blood pressure cuff, check every couple of hours. At his age 120/70 would be expected. 150/90 or higher would be cause for concern. A very powerful vasodilator like viagra in a dosage of about 5 milligrams every few hours would open everything up for quick repair if available.
A 100 milligram pill has 20 5 milligram doses. Very small amount.
Both my wife and I and everyone we talked with noted the BP spike soon after symptoms. My neighbor had an aneurysm and died after contracting covid. Nice guy but never Trump.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (dQvv7)
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Face-saving "18th Century treaty negotiating" style after losing the Seven Years War.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (QYPq3)
The dad jumps down from the roof, breaking his foot, and runs into the house to retrieve a shotgun. He then shoots one attacker.
The dad got six years nine months in jail for this.
The prosecutor argued once the dad went in the house, he had the option to lock the doors and call police. WHILE MEN WITH A METAL BAR AND A SPADE BEAT HIS SONS OUTSIDE, STRIKING ONE IN THE HEAD AT LEAST ONCE.
https://bit.ly/3HNkKEy
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (CC8oT)
Hey, I'm eating dinner here.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (HbFnB)
**
I knew it would be uphill when Jameson when down before halftime. Metchie was already on the sidelines, and you sort of need your starting wide receivers with a pass oriented offense in the NC against a defense like Georgia.
We should have a pretty good team next year, though. And there's probably no one I'd rather lose to besides Kirby.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (onHG0)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (coYBh)
@libsoftiktok
California Dept. of Social Services showed up at a preschool and shut it down cuz kids weren't wearing masks. They also took away the director's ability to ever work in childcare again.
6:50 PM - Jan 11, 2022 - https://bit.ly/3tjNu3y
Posted by: Naked Eyes at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (Do5/p)
all of that, it's almost impossible to not get better !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (9CuDT)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (Oy+3b)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (rF64X)
YOU DICK!
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (cTCuP)
Watch reality shows with pool boys, not hose boys.
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (Ti+Tv)
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I can't remember which monarch decided to execute one of his courtiers but - in consideration of his faithful service - allowed the man to choose the manner of his death.
The courtier answered: "Old age."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (llXky)
https://bit.ly/3HNkKEy
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (CC8oT)
The cops would never have come anyhow.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 11, 2022 06:56 PM (ytSiK)
Why would you think the people killed in the fire were Global Warming supporters. A number of them were babies and children.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 06:56 PM (k49Sx)
The courtier answered: "Old age."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I'd have to give it to him strictly for than answer.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (uXonU)
yeah sloppily installed outlets can be really scary ... some people just don't understand the need to get those screws tight for good contact. it's why I never use those "poke the wire into the hole" back-wiring devices - full wrap of freshly-stripped wire around the screw, (in the right direction!), tightened to just-short-of-thread-stripping, this is the True Faith.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:50 PM
* High five, bro *
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (dQvv7)
Helium. Your body doesn't know you're asphyxiating so you just go to sleep.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (rF64X)
YOU DICK!
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (cTCuP)
BWAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAA!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (rF64X)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (axyOa)
Heroine is manufactured in the UK legally to treat addicts. Use that. Always thought they should get a nice room, great bed and an overdose of horse. Would be a very pleasant way to go so nobody could complain about cruelty.
Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (Do5/p)
They have these short arms, and their ass is way far away.
Hygiene people.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 11, 2022 06:38 PM (XnbJC)
They can straddle endless loop toilet paper driven by a 1/2HP motor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (VwHCD)
For fuck sake if I was God I'd come down and kick you square in your lazy ass. Blaming fucking God for your ineptitude as a male, pathetic.
Be introspective, learn and then do the fucking work.
Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (9CuDT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:22 PM (KZzsI)
I am astounded that AOC hasn't claimed that if the apartment building had had a solar heating system, this tragedy would have been avoided. She must really have a bad case of COVID to miss a chance to spout solar or wind idiocy to her idiotic admirers.
Posted by: Gref at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (AMIL/)
I think the argument goes like this: they were so cold they were using a space heater because of lack of proper energy to heat their house, brought about by Global Warming loons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 06:53 PM (rF64X)
DON'T @ ME !! 👹
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (V13WU)
Catharine the Great just called to say there's no such thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (rF64X)
amazon.com/Duramectin-Ivermectin-Paste-
1-87-Horses/dp/B003T4DMPO
tbceh@ktumail.com
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 11, 2022 06:58 PM (onHG0)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 06:59 PM (9CuDT)
Blood pressure spikes are common side effect and I had them for weeks when I had covid in January (albeit I have autoimmune issues). My wife is sick now with Omicron (I suppose) and is experiencing blood pressure spikes as well.
Posted by: whig at January 11, 2022 06:59 PM (dCGWj)
Can I encourage you to find a hobby? Something to take your mind off me? I appreciate the rent-free accommodations but they can't be doing you any good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
Many thanks. I'll start the hunt. Not making a fashion statement but a cowboy style seems to offer the best sun protection. And even though I still have my hair I'm old enough to appreciate warmth when it's cold and shade when it's hot.
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 06:59 PM (7EjX1)
Miller stopped podcasting, much to my chagrin.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 11, 2022 06:59 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 06:55 PM (Ti+Tv)
~~~~~
Hah! Well, that was the first and only time I watched that show.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 07:00 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (HbFnB)
----
Noted!
Posted by: ballistic at January 11, 2022 07:00 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2022 06:57 PM (uXonU)
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The code of honor in those days was that monarchs had to keep their promises, so these kind of word games were binding.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2022 07:00 PM (llXky)
never see it coming
feel virtually nothing
instant pulverization
sadly, I've thought about this more than once
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 11, 2022 07:01 PM (sJHOI)
I think it's an illegitimate critique unless one knows the people. We use space heaters because we live in a drafty old house.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 07:01 PM (k49Sx)
"Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you."
--Saint Augustine
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 07:02 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)
And have I mentioned that Steve Inman follows me?
Steve Inman follows me.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 07:02 PM (0TVNF)
Yeah its too bad, he had a good show. But he was so fixated on monetizing it and making it subscription that he killed his audience. You gotta give a lot away free on the internet to build the audience and use the ads; subscription is not the path to success.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 07:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 07:02 PM (ZZK0E)
Blood pressure spikes are common side effect and I had them for weeks when I had covid in January (albeit I have autoimmune issues). My wife is sick now with Omicron (I suppose) and is experiencing blood pressure spikes as well.
Posted by: whig at January 11, 2022 06:59 PM (dCGWj)
Yeah, the blood pressure spikes are like filling up the apartment hallways with trash and then expecting the maids to change the sheets. You really, really need the housekeeping crew in those hallways emptying the trash.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 07:03 PM (dQvv7)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 07:02 PM (V13WU)
Sometimes God answers prayers the same way evil genies in horror movies grant wishes. So yeah...sometimes you'll get what you ask for good and hard.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 07:03 PM (rF64X)
Yep.
But be willing to back off if God is clearly saying "no" as well. Because when you ignore that an go for it anyway, you find out why he said "no".
I refused to listen several times in a row. What can I say, I'm a slow learner.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 07:04 PM (KZzsI)
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IYKYK, this is sort of teh plot of a Jack Reacher novel
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 07:04 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 07:04 PM (HbFnB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 11, 2022 07:04 PM (onHG0)
Hopefully he's not following too closely. He's a funny guy but following too closely could be a bit creepy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 07:04 PM (k49Sx)
Why would you think the people killed in the fire were Global Warming supporters. A number of them were babies and children.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 06:56 PM (k49Sx)
_________
It was a paraphrase of a LA Times columnist mocking non-vaxxed people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (/U27+)
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I had a thought about this recently, God is constantly bombarded by prayers for people to get stuff. No one ever prays to know Him better. I'm guilty of it and I'm going to try to pray for better spirituality.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 07:03 PM
And that's why we pray for "that which is good and profitable for our souls".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 06:31 PM (UHVv4)
Whose money are they going to use?
no problem. we'll just require everyone to mine bitcoin.
Posted by: Governor Awesome at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (v3pYe)
Yep.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 07:06 PM (CC8oT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 11, 2022 07:03 PM (rF64X)
Best to keep it in general terms. Health, peace on earth, that sort of thing.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 07:06 PM (V13WU)
God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is yes, sometimes the answer is no, and sometimes the answer is you gotta be kidding me.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 07:06 PM (Vxu+H)
Yeah its not that this is illegitimate, but its pretty far down the list of things Jesus taught us to pray about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 11, 2022 07:06 PM (KZzsI)
@libsoftiktok
California Dept. of Social Services showed up at a preschool and shut it down cuz kids weren't wearing masks. They also took away the director's ability to ever work in childcare again.
6:50 PM - Jan 11, 2022 - https://bit.ly/3tjNu3y
Posted by: Naked Eyes at January 11, 2022 06:54 PM (Do5/p)
Good. More of this, harder, please. People still haven't gotten the message. It is not about a 99.9997%+ survivable cold virus. It is about subservience.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (UHVv4)
I had the same issues subsequently after taking the single dose J & J vaxx which is why I won't take any additional shots of vaxx.
It really screwed up my autoimmune issue treatment as some of those raise blood pressure like steroids and thus were off the table for treatment of a serious flare.
Posted by: whig at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (dCGWj)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (ZZK0E)
I always give Him thanks for everything and ask Him to let me serve Him to the best of my ability.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (R/m4+)
Sometimes I even pray for patience, even though I know full well how God answers that prayer.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (CC8oT)
Doesn't mean He don't care.
Some of God's greatest gifts
Are unanswered prayers.
Posted by: Garth Brooks at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (RkC6l)
Yes. An oldie but goodie.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 07:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 07:04 PM (HbFnB)
Hat?
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 11, 2022 07:08 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 07:08 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2022 07:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 07:09 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (F4b8f)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (HbFnB)
My sister, who spent some time as an inhalation therapist, says that a number on the oximeter of less than 94 is cause for concern with covid. My 'normal' is about 97 or 98 and my wife is 99 or 100.
With covid I hit 94.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (dQvv7)
Home now
Flipped on the News. COVID Panic Pron is in full force. I wonder when people will figure it out.
Good thing I have a cat. Because I'm going to be a cat lady. I guess I gotta get moar cats.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (QUoHK)
Posted by: bonhomme
My grandmother always said if a woman prays for patience she'll likely wind up pregnant.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 07:11 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Stellastwocents at January 11, 2022 07:11 PM (cRbt7)
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I could use an Xbox Series X and a Wooger vest.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 07:11 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (QUoHK)
Always a good idea.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 07:11 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 07:07 PM (UHVv4)
Those have been showing up on my Youtube feed lately - groups of divers using fishing sonar to locate cars in lakes and rivers and getting closure for the families. I think I saw a previous attempt in an Ohio river to close that case down.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 11, 2022 07:14 PM (eoQWY)
I figured it would be over maybe 10 months ago, but here we are.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 07:14 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: GlendaleGreybeard at January 11, 2022 07:15 PM (cn6vO)
Zyrtec and very small-dose aspirin in addition to whatever other fever reducers. If your doctor is open-minded, Azithromycin.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at January 11, 2022 07:15 PM (taEBS)
fwiw
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 07:17 PM (9CuDT)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 07:19 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2022 06:52 PM (Vxu+H)
Me too!
Posted by: jakee308 at January 11, 2022 07:22 PM (n08+I)
Good thing I have a cat. Because I'm going to be a cat lady. I guess I gotta get moar cats.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (QUoHK)
I suspect News will abate before the the fall election.
Posted by: Javems at January 11, 2022 07:23 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 07:24 PM (HbFnB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 07:28 PM (hQ23g)
I wrote long paper. With complete sentences. I paid a lot of money for 3 people to read it.
I am God.
Posted by: FranzJosephBrandonshtein at January 11, 2022 07:30 PM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 11, 2022 07:32 PM (ZCD4H)
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 07:42 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 07:45 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Governor Awesome at January 11, 2022 07:05 PM (v3pYe)
I saw an article today about an EV owner who was caught plugging into the free charging station to power his bitcoin mining rig.
*****YES!!!!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2022 07:48 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 11, 2022 07:54 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 11, 2022 07:10 PM (HbFnB)
I pray for myself and others. IMO God likes to see that we know we are insufficient without Him.
Posted by: ... at January 11, 2022 08:07 PM (8Eq+K)
Please help me out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Voltaren gel can help with the back pain
Posted by: Aviator at January 11, 2022 08:16 PM (HQ9Sl)
God rest those souls.
Posted by: Citizen Freeman at January 12, 2022 12:23 PM (eiszq)
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