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Chess Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo

Good afternoon. This photo comes from an Instagram post, about “plotting her next move”.

Chess move.jpg


I'm no expert, but maybe her next move should be to set up the board correctly.

In The Spirit Of Last Week's Chess Thread


I may not be an expert, but I do know the rules of chess and how the pieces move. Last week when I invented Weirddave Chess I tried to keep consistent to those parameters, the one big exception being that I allowed the king to be captured (I was going to set up “ransom” but decided not to, the thread was long enough as it was). In that spirit, here is today's chess question:


Chess.jpg

So, anyone got any idea for new chess pieces?


Chess Problem

Black to move.

chess problem.jpg

What is the minimum number of moves needed by black to create a 3 X 3 grid of open squares on his home row so that black has somewhere to lean his elbow while he plays?


So.....dresses?


Dresses?


Dress 1.jpg

I did not know that the chess thread was supposed to include a section on dresses last week. Only problem is, I don't know anything about dresses except that they look good crumpled up on the floor of my bedroom *wink wink, nudge, nudge, hyuck, hyuck!*. What kinds of dresses do y'all like?


Prom Dresses?

dress 2.jpg


Bridesmaid Dresses?

dress 4.jpg


4th Of July Dresses?


dress 3.jpg


Wedding Dresses With An Unfortunate Bouquet Placement?

dress 7.jpg

Dresses That Say “Do Me”?

dress 5.jpg

Whatever This Is? Linebacker Dresses, Maybe?

dress 6.jpg


I'm sorry folks, I just don't think I'm going to be much help in the dress department.

Open thread.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 05:00 PM




Comments

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1 st?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:01 PM (BFigT)

2 Heh

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:01 PM (BFigT)

3 Ha!

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:01 PM (ZSsrh)

4 I'll fetch 'em...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:02 PM (BFigT)

5 Ok. The 4th of JULY Dress looks like fun. I'd wear it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:02 PM (U2p+3)

6 Read the "content" like a rookie. At least the dresses made me laugh.

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:02 PM (ZSsrh)

7 Done...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:02 PM (BFigT)

8 Prayers for OM.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:02 PM (U2p+3)

9 Chest thread!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2022 05:03 PM (VxC1e)

10 The girl in the "Do Me" dress should not wear shoes that show off her feet like that. Never.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:04 PM (c6xtn)

11 Indeed, prayers up for OM. My sister just survived the 'vid and her top-notch fitness level did NOT allow her to escape with an unnoticeable case. She now gets to treat a COVID clot for a month. I hope OM makes it through okay. Sis only thought she was going to die, fortunately.

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:04 PM (ZSsrh)

12 And. The point of bridesmaids dresses is to humiliate your friends and make yourself look better than everyone else at the front of the church. Duh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:05 PM (U2p+3)

13 LMAO Weird Dave! Epic fail on the dresses but you certainly made me laugh.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:05 PM (nxdel)

14 Bride Dress #1: codename DILDOCOZY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2022 05:05 PM (VxC1e)

15 Almost 50% of top ten... I feel like I've won a participation prize of some sort. Like a cheap desktop pen set.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:05 PM (BFigT)

16 Okay, I laughed.

Posted by: LadyS at January 08, 2022 05:06 PM (piO4R)

17 https://tinyurl.com/2p8r65s8
No dresses but real cuties in uniform
Women Warriors #151

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 05:06 PM (2JoB8)

18 The point of bridesmaids dresses is to humiliate your friends and make yourself look better than everyone else at the front of the church. Duh.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022


***
As the Big Bopper put it in "The Big Bopper's Wedding": "Lookit all these good-lookin' bridesmaids walkin' around here! Hel-looo, bay-bee!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:07 PM (c6xtn)

19 Im thinking her next move should be to undo another button on the sweater. She sure as hell doesn't know the game.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:07 PM (axyOa)

20 I don't think Do Me Dress Girl will even make it to the prom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2022 05:08 PM (VxC1e)

21 Prayers for OM.

Posted by: nurse ratched

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:08 PM (arJlL)

22 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:08 PM (arJlL)

23 Life size model of the hand crocheted toilet paper doll, nice WeirdDave. Prayers up for OM.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 08, 2022 05:08 PM (a4EWo)

24 WeirdDave, I do not believe the majority of your dress exemplars are going to find favor with the 'ettes.

They are a tough crowd. Instead of "brown, brown, and brown", they differentiate between "fawn, taupe, and sepia".

May I suggest, instead, you offer some fashion tips? I'll prime the pump with one: Vertical stripes can be slimming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)

25 Dress 2 is an old one - prom dress for the typical pregnant HS grad of the day. Today that is racyyst.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 05:09 PM (qfLjt)

26 Prayers for the OM family and CBD.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:09 PM (l26Ik)

27 That do me dress and prom dress... how do parents let their kids wear that slutty, trashy stuff???

Posted by: lin-duh at January 08, 2022 05:10 PM (UUBmN)

28 Horsie goes in the corner, right?

Posted by: Chess Girl at January 08, 2022 05:10 PM (VxC1e)

29 So. We got a Do Me dress and a Done Me dress.
Not attractive.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:10 PM (axyOa)

30 Prayers for the OM family and CBD.
Posted by: Ben Had

Seconded !

And Catherine's sister !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:10 PM (arJlL)

31 Hiya Ben Had !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:11 PM (arJlL)

32 House hunting sucks! This market is stupid crazy. Put an offer in last night for $35K over list and still lost.

Posted by: Greg Gutfeld at January 08, 2022 05:11 PM (eA1RV)

33 I haven't played chess since a kid, but what a fd piece set up. Really?

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 05:12 PM (qpolg)

34 lin-duh, it's in the mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:13 PM (l26Ik)

35 That is some hideous dress. That was supposed to be a wedding dress? Looks like she's planning on getting married at the Satanic Temple. First she serves as the human altar, then she gets "married" by the guy dressed as Satan.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:13 PM (k49Sx)

36 oh yeah she's got the pieces arranged by height

smart girl

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 05:13 PM (geLO8)

37 This morning I ran errands. "Ran" is hardly the word. The shoe repair place, despite the state and parish no longer having a muzzle order, was still into the face diaper nonsense big time. I walked in without a muzzle, and for 5 solid minutes everything was fine with the old lady (wearing an N95 mask yet) behind the glassed-in counter. Then suddenly she remembered. "Do you have a mask?" "No." "You need one." "I've been here for 5 minutes already, what's the problem?" "We're sorry, but It's Going Around." "Fine. You don't want my money? Fine." The hell of it is, I've used their services a number of times over the years. But they've gone Covid Crazy.

Then Target no longer sells chargers or USB-A to USB-C cables for Android phones, even though I bought mine there just 2 years ago. Everything is all iPhone all the time now.

Lousy morning all around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:14 PM (c6xtn)

38 Unfortunate sock.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 08, 2022 05:14 PM (eA1RV)

39 Hi JT.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:14 PM (l26Ik)

40 36 oh yeah she's got the pieces arranged by height

smart girl
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 05:13 PM (geLO

-----------

AOC: The Early Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2022 05:14 PM (VxC1e)

41 The bureaucrat chess piece should be shaped as a fat, Dickensian figure, big belly and all.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 05:15 PM (qfLjt)

42 all the pictured dresses are ridiculous

as I type this, I guess that was the point

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 05:15 PM (geLO8)

43 new piece: the hobo

It can block any piece and ask for spare change or cigarettes

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (geLO8)

44 And when I got home, the fibreboard panel in the bathroom ceiling that was dripping last week, and had dried completely, had suddenly broken to spill water all over the bathroom floor. I'll scream at Maintenance on Monday. But I'm determined: This is my last year in this dump.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (c6xtn)

45 Prayers for OM. 3 years in and this covid crap is one weird sickness. Some get it bad, some not so much, some not at all. I hear about omicron being mild but I work with 3 people so far (2 fully vaxxed, one non) have been hit hard. Is it Delta? Is it omicron? No one knows or says anything.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (iyVGU)

46 Duke, dunno where you're looking, but it's been like that 'round me since the 'vid. Everyone looking to escape the cities suddenly likes the three-acre lot. I suppose I'd be happy if I wanted to sell.

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (ZSsrh)

47 I apologize in advance for such a crass observation, but the first dress photo appears to show a young woman wearing a giant dildo cozy.

Posted by: Paco at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (njExo)

48 Took me a second, and then, "this must be a weirdDave thread...".

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (pbStR)

49 And the unfortunate bouquet placement person looks like they've just transitioned from Arnie to Anna, Very manly face.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (k49Sx)

50 Wolfus.. it's still crazy out there and there are people who delight in telling others to put on their mask. I was in a Panda Express not long ago, right before our mandate ended and trying to decide what to get I pulled my mask down to ask a question and the bitch behind the line said you need to pull up your mask! I walked out.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:17 PM (nxdel)

51 Found the sniper in the bridesmaid picture.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2022 05:18 PM (P4LRL)

52 Jewells, didja hear Lucas is at it again? Thinks he can get an ordinance for schools and buses. Ugh, that dude will never stop.

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:18 PM (ZSsrh)

53 Prayers for OM. 3 years in and this covid crap is one weird sickness. Some get it bad, some not so much, some not at all. I hear about omicron being mild but I work with 3 people so far (2 fully vaxxed, one non) have been hit hard. Is it Delta? Is it omicron? No one knows or says anything.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 08, 2022 05:16 PM (iyVGU)

It almost seems there's an attack against the COBS. Pray for Mishima.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 08, 2022 05:18 PM (eGTCV)

54 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic. I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM (nxdel)

55 Weird Dave, I thought you were Oregon Muse until I read the byline. Great Ches(t) and dress thread!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM (lCui1)

56 She can't believe the size of his rook

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM (hvxWS)

57 Jewells, the evening is young!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM (l26Ik)

58 43 new piece: the hobo

It can block any piece and ask for spare change or cigarettes
----
Does it also 'wash' windshields?

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM (qfLjt)

59 Lousy morning all around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:14 PM (c6xtn)

Usually when I have days like this, I hit all the damn lights red too.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM (axyOa)

60 Problem 0 at the top is best solved when the white Q jumps the pawn to capture the bishop. Checkmate. The black king, fighting an accusation of harassment, may not capture the queen.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2022 05:20 PM (l0Lgi)

61 I hear about omicron being mild but I work with 3 people so far (2 fully vaxxed, one non) have been hit hard. Is it Delta? Is it omicron? No one knows or says anything.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 08, 2022


***
Miss Linda just came off a mild cold (possibly Moronic?). Annoying, of course, wearying and uncomfortable, but hardly life-threatening. I apparently did not catch it. Carefully, I did not mention her being sick to anyone at work. The 'Rona Gestapo, aka "Contact Tracing," would have heard about it and sent me home for 5 boring days.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:20 PM (c6xtn)

62 WHAT A SET OF JENNIFERS ON THAT LADY

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 05:20 PM (geLO8)

63 No Catherine I haven't heard that. Not a bit surprised. I detest that piece of shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:21 PM (nxdel)

64 Chess needs a Stormtrooper piece. Its movement pattern guarantees that no matter what piece it's attacking, it's going to miss.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 08, 2022 05:21 PM (CAJOC)

65 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic. I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB

She needs a motorboat to help her concentrate.

Happy now ?

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (arJlL)

66 I like the Fourth of July dress the best. Wonder what shoes she's wearing?

Actually, I like the Fourth of July dress only.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (a90nz)

67 ousy morning all around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:14 PM (c6xtn)

Usually when I have days like this, I hit all the damn lights red too.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022


***
That's par for the course around here. Drive a block, stop. Drive a block, stop. Now that I've lived in Denver and driven in Albuquerque, I know lights can be timed on major boulevards to avoid that kind of thing.

The early morning was fine; I washed the car and hit the grocery without issue. Maybe this evening will be better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (c6xtn)

68 lol Ben Had. True.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (nxdel)

69 54 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic. I don't know you people anymore.
----
Give it time. I'm still looking at it.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (qfLjt)

70 Her white army has a polygamy royalty, king and 2 queens.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (2JoB8)

71 Alternative observation on the first dress photo: the woman appears as if she might have gone trick-or-treating dressed as the 18th century English jurist Sir William Blackstone - wrapped in a comforter for some reason.

Posted by: Paco at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (njExo)

72 Jewels,
See 19...it kinda fits.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (axyOa)

73 MisHum I don't even know who or what Mishuma is.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 08, 2022 05:22 PM (eGTCV)

74 I'd like to talk to "Do Me Dress Girl." They like it when you pretend to want to "talk." Before the other stuff. This is true because I once read it in a "Men's Magazine."

My wife however would disagree... and she'd probably be correct.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (BFigT)

75 > I don't even know who or what Mishuma is.


it's from karat-tay
means total awareness

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (geLO8)

76 I don't even know who or what Mishuma is.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking

Hilldawg's squeeze.

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (arJlL)

77 *tries not to burn eyeballs out at dress pictures*

Oregon Muse please come back!

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (d9y0q)

78 Weird Dave-The dresses were appropriately weird. Thanks for the humor and for filling in for OM-whom I hope recovers quickly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (k49Sx)

79 Diogenes, are you in the torrential downpour area?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (l26Ik)

80 She needs a motorboat to help her concentrate.

If one motorboats milady's tush, is it motorbutting?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty at January 08, 2022 05:25 PM (Qv0Mi)

81 Diogenes.. lol.. yeah I missed that one.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:25 PM (nxdel)

82 I have no idea of the era for this dress, but it's a ballgown and I think the colors are lovely:

https://tinyurl.com/2nc2n3de

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:25 PM (k49Sx)

83 olfus.. it's still crazy out there and there are people who delight in telling others to put on their mask. I was in a Panda Express not long ago, right before our mandate ended and trying to decide what to get I pulled my mask down to ask a question and the bitch behind the line said you need to pull up your mask! I walked out.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022


***
With businesses we can walk out. Not so much with work. This whole insanity is the major reason I'm planning to retire this year. Not to mention I'm not fond of my new boss; and my co-workers have gone psychotic. On Friday I heard 2 of them discussing the best kind of mask to buy next.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 05:26 PM (c6xtn)

84 82 I have no idea of the era for this dress, but it's a ballgown and I think the colors are lovely:

---------

Ballgown. Sounds perfect. I'll take two.

Posted by: Adm. Richard Rachel Levine at January 08, 2022 05:26 PM (VxC1e)

85 Thanks Ben Had!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 08, 2022 05:27 PM (UUBmN)

86 Diogenes, are you in the torrential downpour area?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:24 PM (l26Ik)

Not today although I have a pretty good creek running down my fence line. Been raining hard but we have a brief 48 hour break.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:28 PM (axyOa)

87 Yeah I feel bad for the people who work for a business and are forced to wear the face diaper.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:29 PM (nxdel)

88 76 I don't even know who or what Mishuma is.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking

Hilldawg's squeeze.
----
Folks, we have a winner - DING DING!

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 05:29 PM (qfLjt)

89 Fun thread!

Since the chess thread is an open thread, and since I am not sure that the home handyman thread will recur, I'll mention that I bought an impact driver.

I didn't know what an impact driver was, but after I read about it here, I wanted one, but wouldn't let myself get one, because I didn't have a reason to get one.

Then I had a need to drive some 3" deck screws into some MDF, and I read that one should use an impact driver. Perfect!

I guess I thought it would be like a hammer drill, pulsing forward and back. Nope. It pulses the rotation, so those long screws just go right in instantly instead of binding. Amazing. I'm a convert.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2022 05:29 PM (PQ4Fz)

90 Just to maybe catch a different audience (I'm allowed, since they're absolutely free):

Any of you want a rosary for yourself, family, or a friend? Let me know what you're looking for, and I'll do what I can within my can-give-it-away budget. E-mail in my sig.

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 08, 2022 05:30 PM (JJatH)

91 That was supposed to be a wedding dress? Looks like she's planning on getting married at the Satanic Temple. First she serves as the human altar, then she gets "married" by the guy dressed as Satan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:13 PM (k49Sx)

Mrs. Boswell went to Kleinfelds in Brooklyn for her dress - it was the most beautiful thing you ever saw. I have never seen another thing like it in all the weddings I have gone to since. Now these ladies wear crap - its a shame.

A man wants to marry a lady - not a women of the night - or a person who thinks wearing burlap bag is attractive. That seems to be the choices.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2022 05:30 PM (5iUNf)

92 Splunge, one can never have too many tools.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:31 PM (l26Ik)

93 " Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic."

She's got two, uh, Queens too.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 05:32 PM (vrz2I)

94 My favorite is the "prom" dress

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 05:32 PM (TdaKq)

95 I have no idea of the era for this dress, but it's a ballgown and I think the colors are lovely:

https://tinyurl.com/2nc2n3de
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:25 PM (k49Sx)


Hmmmm.
My mom had a quilt in colors similar to that.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:32 PM (axyOa)

96 Prayers for OM. 3 years in and this covid crap is one weird sickness. Some get it bad, some not so much, some not at all. I hear about omicron being mild but I work with 3 people so far (2 fully vaxxed, one non) have been hit hard. Is it Delta? Is it omicron? No one knows or says anything.

==

I'm going through covid now. It's been a little over a week and yes, it's been a bad cold, but...I've had a couple of symptoms that have made me feel utterly terrible. One of those is an intense, unrelenting headache. So bad that all I want to do is sleep just to get away from it. But sleep doesn't come. Deep fatigue as well. Damn the Chinese (and Fauci) and the hell they unleashed on the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:32 PM (sVtYq)

97 Throws flag. That last pic is a leotard, not a dress.
I wonder if it is from some school play. "you get to be a carnation flower in our Nut Cracker play" or some sort of figure skating outfit.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 08, 2022 05:33 PM (3cGpq)

98 I get the feeling from her eyes that no one dares tell her it's setup wrong. Just let her win.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 05:33 PM (vrz2I)

99 She needs a motorboat to help her concentrate.

If one motorboats milady's tush, is it motorbutting?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty

Insomniac would know; he's an attorney.

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:33 PM (arJlL)

100 92 Splunge, one can never have too many tools.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:31 PM (l26Ik)


True. There's something so satisfying about needing to do a job, and you can reach for just the right tool.

But there's something almost as satisfying about needing to do a job, and you have the perfect excuse to buy another tool.

Posted by: Splunge at January 08, 2022 05:33 PM (PQ4Fz)

101 The girl in the "Do Me" dress should not wear shoes that show off her feet like that. Never.

It nicely shows off her round heels though.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 05:33 PM (+LCoQ)

102 Yeah and she's has an extra Queen.

And women who play chess should have to have a handicap if they dress to show their tits and they have a male opponent. Unfair advantage.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 05:34 PM (n08+I)

103 Fen, I like the colors of the ball gown, just seems to be a weird quilting thing going on.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 05:34 PM (qpolg)

104 I'll mention that I bought an impact driver.

We recently remodeled our kitchen, dining area and den. Also had new interior doors, crown molding and baseboards done. All the workers had one of two primary tools; an impact driver or an air nail gun. I started using the impact driver for everything except drilling holes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 05:34 PM (BFigT)

105 Why is chess girl staring at my junk

Posted by: Javems at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (AmoqO)

106 Further comment on the 'dresses.'

Lady Gaga and Bjork have to step up their game.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (d9y0q)

107
I think her 'chestboard' is just really FINE.

I'm just not seeing what you're seeing.

Posted by: Sapwolf at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (etPhZ)

108 Lady in Black, prayers for your full recovery at the soonest.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (l26Ik)

109 https://tinyurl.com/2nc2n3de
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:25 PM (k49Sx)

Beautiful - but you would need the right woman to wear it.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (5iUNf)

110 Thanks much, Ben Had. It's truly appreciated.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (sVtYq)

111 First dress.. Crocheting gone wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 05:36 PM (TdaKq)

112 Lady in Black, prayers for your full recovery at the soonest.
Posted by: Ben Had

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:37 PM (arJlL)

113 Unfortunate Bouquet wedding dress girl looks like a dude.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:37 PM (sVtYq)

114 Thanks, JT!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:37 PM (sVtYq)

115
Beautiful - but you would need the right woman to wear it.
Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2022 05:35 PM (5iUNf)

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Bea Arthur?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2022 05:37 PM (VxC1e)

116 I'd like to hear from the 'ettes the worst bridesmaid dress they either had to wear or witnessed.

I'm sure they've got some stories to tell.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 05:37 PM (n08+I)

117 We've been frequenting Braum's for fast food rather than Arby's because Braum's doesn't mask their workers. We also favor Valero over Love's for gas since Valero didn't go mask-Nazi when Love's did.

Maybe I should give Love's a break because even though they posted signs that masks were required, nobody said anything when I entered one without a muzzle.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2022 05:38 PM (a90nz)

118 Thanks, JT!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 05:38 PM (arJlL)

119 The bridesmaids and flower girl in the sofa covers up there has to be the worst ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:38 PM (d9y0q)

120 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:32 PM (sVtYq)

Prayers for your speedy and full recovery. I'd rather have any other symptom than bad headaches; there's no escape from pain in your head. Do you have any spa type masks that you can cool and put on your eyes, forehead? I used to get awful migraines and freezing my head was the only pain relief.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 08, 2022 05:39 PM (iyVGU)

121 LMAO Weird Dave! Epic fail on the dresses but you certainly made me laugh.

Next time enlist kbdabear to offer "dress" selections.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 05:39 PM (+LCoQ)

122 I'd like to hear from the 'ettes the worst bridesmaid dress they either had to wear or witnessed.

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My sister picked out the worst bridesmaids dresses I'd ever seen...and of course, I was a bridesmaid. I felt like a giant tulip.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:39 PM (sVtYq)

123 Jakee308, I've actually not seen terrible ones. The movies have bad ones. Monster In Law and The Godfather are the ones that rival those in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I like the trend now of setting a color and letting bridesmaids choose whatever style flatters them. There are still sadly some bad choices with those, but fewer and farther between.

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:40 PM (ZSsrh)

124 Yes Lady in Black I hope you get better real soon!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:40 PM (nxdel)

125 The bureaucrat is interesting. If you make it so the bureaucrat can be captured, but 2 more appear on the board, then you can win by capturing so many bureaucrats that the opposing king is unable to move due to bureaucracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 08, 2022 05:40 PM (hvxWS)

126 Here's a nice picture of Princess Elizabeth wedding dress and an article talking about it:

https://tinyurl.com/y5yzuhpj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:40 PM (k49Sx)

127 I am no chess expert but there's so much wrong with that picture

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2022 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

128 I did the pick a color thing but my 3 bridesmaids all wound up getting the same dress anyway...

Posted by: lin-duh at January 08, 2022 05:41 PM (UUBmN)

129 "The bridesmaids and flower girl in the sofa covers up there has to be the worst ever."

No! I like how they all blend together like a wall of flowers.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 05:41 PM (vrz2I)

130 Her next several movd should involve leaning in.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at January 08, 2022 05:41 PM (QkCBY)

131 Prayers for your speedy and full recovery. I'd rather have any other symptom than bad headaches; there's no escape from pain in your head. Do you have any spa type masks that you can cool and put on your eyes, forehead? I used to get awful migraines and freezing my head was the only pain relief.

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That's exactly what I've been doing. I have a cold pack that I'm putting on my forehead. It's the only thing that marginally helps. No pills of any kind put a dent in it. I'm headache-prone anyway, but nothing like this. I've heard many other people talk about the covid headache, so it must be a common symptom.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:41 PM (sVtYq)

132 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:38 PM (d9y0q)

Interestingly enough the bridesmaids all wear glasses. Only the Bride and the flower girl don't.

Weird.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 05:42 PM (n08+I)

133 If they had not put that kid in front the Bride would have really stood out.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 05:42 PM (vrz2I)

134 116 I'd like to hear from the 'ettes the worst bridesmaid dress they either had to wear or witnessed.

I'm sure they've got some stories to tell.
Posted by: jakee308

Fuscia. Puffy sleeves. Short. Fabric looked like a tapestry. Sweetheart neckline. Handmade by the bride's mother, so we all had to say how lovely they were.

Pearls. And black strappy heels. Damn, I got drunk that night.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:43 PM (U2p+3)

135


O.M.G.


what universe is this ??


Posted by: runner at January 08, 2022 05:43 PM (V13WU)

136 Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2022 05:30 PM (5iUNf)

What a lovely comment about your wife's wedding dress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:44 PM (k49Sx)

137 New chess piece : the Fauci
Can't do shit to the other side, but totally immobilizes its own side

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 05:44 PM (lCui1)

138 Prayers for the OM family and CBD.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:09 PM (l26Ik)

Thank you young lady!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2022 05:44 PM (Q9lwr)

139 I'm sure they've got some stories to tell.
Posted by: jakee308

Gah, I was living in SoCal in the mid 80's. Good friend living in Michigan was getting married. We were great friends in HS in GJ, CO. I flew from LAX to Detroit after buying a light pink sort of poofy princess dress with white lace. In my innocence, I was shocked at all the black people I saw in one place when I landed in Detroit. In my stupidity, I had no way from the airport to the wedding venue. (I think I was 22 and didn't realize I had lived a sheltered life.) God was looking out for me. Going down an escalator I recognized someone from CO and got a ride to where I needed to be.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 05:44 PM (qpolg)

140 "The cop"

It can only capture pawns, never the more powerful pieces.

It can only take a white pawn if it's about to take a black pawn, at which point it can move from any point on the board.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at January 08, 2022 05:44 PM (f837j)

141 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:41 PM (sVtYq)

Check your blood pressure. The vaxx and the virus both can raise the BP and that can give you a "killer" headache.

Cold pack, lie down in a low light room and recline with some extra strength aspirin. If you have any high blood pressure meds that would be good. Take some of them according to the script.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (n08+I)

142 Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:32 PM (sVtYq)

Sounds awful. Will pray you feel better soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (k49Sx)

143 Fuscia. Puffy sleeves. Short. Fabric looked like a tapestry. Sweetheart neckline. Handmade by the bride's mother, so we all had to say how lovely they were.

Pearls. And black strappy heels. Damn, I got drunk that night.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:43 PM (U2p+3)


You were in that wedding too?

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (a90nz)

144 Thank you, Fenelon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:46 PM (sVtYq)

145 Oooo. And then there was the long, peach colored ball gown I had to wear to another girlfriend's weeding. Ffs.

What was worse was the groom wore a corduroy tuxedo. I kid you not.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:46 PM (U2p+3)

146 I'm no expert, but maybe her next move should be to set up the board correctly.

Didn't even realize there was a board. Noticed the crazy eyes and then the cleavage. Then saw your statement and looked back up and noticed the board. I wouldn't have noticed the board was incorrect anyway, considering I have never played chess in my life.

Bridesmaid Dresses?

Yikes. That said, if they were designed to make sure the bride stood out in pictures, the design is perfect.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 08, 2022 05:47 PM (Do5/p)

147 Pretty much over the Wuhan Flu save sniffles and lack of appetite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:47 PM (d9y0q)

148 Lady in Black, I hope you feel better soon

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 05:48 PM (lCui1)

149 One of my favorite MTM episodes is when Mary gets suckered into being a bridesmaid to an annoying young woman. Her bridesmaids dress is as bad as it gets:

https://bit.ly/3GcxxQp

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:49 PM (sVtYq)

150 Lady in Black, I hope you feel better soon
Posted by: vmom

What vmom said. Stay warm. A little snifter of brandy won't hurt.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (qpolg)

151 Fuscia. Puffy sleeves. Short. Fabric looked like a tapestry. Sweetheart neckline. Handmade by the bride's mother, so we all had to say how lovely they were.

I've done wedding photography. So I've seen too many bows drawing attention to, umm, imperfect backsides.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (eGTCV)

152 Emmie!

Omg. The pink bridesmaid dress. I wish I had saved it.

About 25 years ago, 5 or 6 of us went bar hopping in our ugly bridesmaids dresses. It was hysterical. We laughed and danced and I don't remember buying a single drink. Folks were lining up to buy us shots and it was an awesome evening.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (U2p+3)

153 Weirddave living up to his nic. Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (x8Wzq)

154 Supremes have ruled... mandates stand.

So basically we went from We The People having a government by the consent of the governed, to We The Chattel of the State.

The State can thus stick anything they want in to us, as much as they want to us and for as long as they want to do to us.

And this happened without a Constitutional Amendment or at least a few shots fired (at someone other than Ashli Babbit)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (+LCoQ)

155 I tried to choose bridesmaid dresses that the ladies could wear for other occasions. Didn't work. Oh, well.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2022 05:51 PM (a90nz)

156 Oh geez Lolol

Transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas was crushed twice in a women's swim meet by another transgender competitor who is transitioning from female to male - first in the 100-yard freestyle, where she placed fifth, and then again in the 400-yard freestyle relay.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 05:51 PM (vrz2I)

157 Chess Thread The Horror, The Horror...

Between the Ghetto Prom Belly and the Hillbilly Flower Monster, the Do Me Girl is the best of the bunch.

Oh look, manhattan time! Make it a double...one cherry only please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2022 05:51 PM (R/m4+)

158 I don't think we should let weirddave do the chess thread anymore.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2022 05:51 PM (QU5/8)

159 https://bit.ly/3GcxxQp

Posted by: Lady in Black

Oh, goodness. So similar to the one I wore. Just pale pink.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 05:51 PM (qpolg)

160 150 One of my favorite MTM episodes is when Mary gets suckered into being a bridesmaid to an annoying young woman. Her bridesmaids dress is as bad as it gets:

https://bit.ly/3GcxxQp
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Disney Princess.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 05:52 PM (qfLjt)

161 I coulda been first but got stuck looking for the Magic Negro in the bridesmaid dresses.

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 08, 2022 05:52 PM (DB16e)

162 Never had the bridesmaid problem. Married by a JP.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:52 PM (l26Ik)

163 Nurse, I will have to say that a sweetheart neckline is appropriate for you!

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2022 05:53 PM (a90nz)

164 LOL I love your eye for haute couture that pushes boundaries, WD!

An entire thread could be fashioned from bad bridesmaids' dresses.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 05:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

165 An entire thread could be fashioned from bad bridesmaids' dresses.

Jinx Eris! I was just thinking that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:53 PM (d9y0q)

166 Thank God Melania was spared this session.

Posted by: MW at January 08, 2022 05:54 PM (u33s0)

167 New chess piece: The Tranny

1. Switches between gender Queen and gender King
2. Beats the crap out of a normal Queen in competition
3. Gets it's ass kicked in a straight up fight against a King

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 08, 2022 05:54 PM (9BID/)

168 WeirdDave is encouraged me to pray for OM.
Seriously you make me laugh Dave.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 08, 2022 05:54 PM (eGTCV)

169 156 I tried to choose bridesmaid dresses that the ladies could wear for other occasions. Didn't work. Oh, well.
Posted by: Emmie at January 08,


An age old problem. Everyone tries, and everyone fails

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2022 05:54 PM (Ed8Zd)

170 Disney Princess.
Posted by: Ciampino

Nailed it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 05:54 PM (qpolg)

171 Posted by: Squirting Pron Star at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (qTBpx)

Do you have a link?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2022 05:54 PM (Q9lwr)

172 About 25 years ago, 5 or 6 of us went bar hopping in our ugly bridesmaids dresses. It was hysterical. We laughed and danced and I don't remember buying a single drink. Folks were lining up to buy us shots and it was an awesome evening.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (U2p+3)

Brilliant!!!
That sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 08, 2022 05:55 PM (axyOa)

173 Where is the SC story. I just looked and don;t see it anywhere.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 05:55 PM (Y+l9t)

174 52 Jewells, didja hear Lucas is at it again? Thinks he can get an ordinance for schools and buses. Ugh, that dude will never stop.
Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 05:18 PM (ZSsrh)
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For a solid five seconds I thought this was about George Lucas, who is truly inexorable.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 05:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

175 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic.
Posted by: Jewells45

I had great faith that one of the 'ettes would step up and remind us.

And here I thought we knew each other...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 08, 2022 05:56 PM (TYbad)

176 May I suggest, instead, you offer some fashion tips? I'll prime the pump with one: Vertical stripes can be slimming.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)

Also, Crocs.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

177 What would happen if George Lucas bought Lucas Electric?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:56 PM (d9y0q)

178 Bridesmaids' dresses: First husband's sister was maid of honor in her best friend's wedding (mid-1970s). SIL was nearly 6' tall, dark eyes and hair, olive complexion. Lovely girl, did some modelling.

"Friend" chose yellow dotted swiss poofy dresses. I think there may have been some underground hostility in that choice. I don't think a computer could have figured out anything that looked worse on SIL.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 08, 2022 05:56 PM (fTtFy)

179 I'd make my bridesmaids get Mirror Universe Starfleet unis. They could at least go clubbing in them afterward.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

180 Supremes have ruled... mandates stand.
Posted by: Squirting Pron Star at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (qTBpx)

Seriously?

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2022 05:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

181 I am the only carpenter I have seen working the last few years who doesn't use an impact driver.I use the right screw or make the right pilot hole.
My 10 day battle with Omie was a week long head ache, exhausting body pain and the worst sore throat ever. My mother's brother and his wife of 60+ years were hospitalised with the rona this afternoon.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 05:57 PM (b+v9B)

182 I'd make my bridesmaids get Mirror Universe Starfleet unis. They could at least go clubbing in them afterward.

And shiv those who got too bossy

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:58 PM (d9y0q)

183 I have seen ads for black wedding dresses. All the bridesmaids could have the ever fashionable LBD.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:58 PM (l26Ik)

184 Wondering if that SC teller is a troll. I do not see the story on any of the news sites. It would be huge news.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 05:58 PM (Y+l9t)

185 Posted by: Squirting Pron Star at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (qTBpx)

Can someone ban this clown already?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2022 05:58 PM (QU5/8)

186 I may not be able to respond to a conversation today because we are on the road and I keep losing cellular coverage.

Posted by: Emmie at January 08, 2022 05:59 PM (8+iTk)

187 181 Supremes have ruled... mandates stand.
Posted by: Squirting Pron Star at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (qTBpx)

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 05:59 PM (TdaKq)

188 Weird Dave stays true to his name no matter the occasion.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 05:59 PM (2L0fX)

189 Folks were lining up to buy us shots and it was an awesome evening.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (U2p+3)

That's 'cause everyone knows bridesmaids put out.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at January 08, 2022 05:59 PM (iyVGU)

190 24 May I suggest, instead, you offer some fashion tips? I'll prime the pump with one: Vertical stripes can be slimming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Duncanthrax? Whch character in Asterix was he? (LOL)

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 06:00 PM (qfLjt)

191 "The Karen" - It tells you where you may move.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2022 06:00 PM (vOGqy)

192 Bored Panda - Bad Bridesmaids' Dresses:

https://tinyurl.com/4yjpwcy2

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

193 Is the Reid Memorial an exercise bike with boxing gloves on the handlebars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 06:01 PM (todmg)

194 The Liberty Daily; another soccer player collapses with heart attack. Unknown if doa or not.

TLD says it's the new normal. And we're all going to sit there and watch them have an HA and/or die and not one person will say; "hey isn't the vaccine that does this to people?"

And the kids is what's breaking my heart. 7 yo 11 days after vaxx.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:01 PM (n08+I)

195 I took one look at the picture up top and I thought that her next move has nothing to do with Chess.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:01 PM (Y+l9t)

196 186 Posted by: Squirting Pron Star at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (qTBpx)

Is this a troll ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:02 PM (TdaKq)

197 Also, how come she gets two queens?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:02 PM (Y+l9t)

198 I took oldest granddaughter clothes shopping today.

While leafing through a rack of tops, she pulled out one of interest and showed me.

A woman nearby inserted herself into the interaction and said loudly - "No Honey. Only a slut would wear that."

Bravo for the gal - I must ask of the 'ettes though -

Which one of you was that?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2022 06:02 PM (mD/uy)

199 184 I have seen ads for black wedding dresses. All the bridesmaids could have the ever fashionable LBD.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 05:58 PM (l26Ik)
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I love black wedding dresses! Duh. Vera Wang had some beautiful black and deep red numbers. Very Goth/Victorian.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

200 Sharon, well done!!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (l26Ik)

201 Eris
#15

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (d9y0q)

202 That photo is from 2020, when Bollywood actress(?) Malika Sherawat was trying to get likee's on Twitter by posting about her "chess match." She set the pieces up herself. Article source from Indian entertainment gossip site Republic World (Bit.Ly link): https://bit.ly/31DdH1G

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (R4j1g)

203 I love black wedding dresses! Duh. Vera Wang had some beautiful black and deep red numbers. Very Goth/Victorian.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (Dc2NZ)


Cara mia!

Posted by: Gomez Adams at January 08, 2022 06:04 PM (PiwSw)

204 I don't think we should let weirddave do the chess thread anymore.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Its like driving a tractor trailer carrying a load of nitro.

Takes practice !

Posted by: JT at January 08, 2022 06:04 PM (arJlL)

205 Most media outlets report that SCOTUS won't rule for "days" on the vax mandate bullshit. Have they ever popped off in a day or less? nah....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 06:04 PM (BFigT)

206 The do me girl will want to leave the shoes on for the prom videos.

Posted by: 4thewin at January 08, 2022 06:05 PM (EHOZp)

207 Tonypete, not me. Streetwalker is usually what I say. My girls give things the half-lowered eyelids and say, "That's not modest."

Posted by: Catherine at January 08, 2022 06:05 PM (ZSsrh)

208 Duncanthrax? Whch character in Asterix was he? (LOL)
Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 06:00 PM (qfLjt){/i]


Obelix?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 08, 2022 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)

209 Cack.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 08, 2022 06:05 PM (ZSK0i)

210 Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 05:56 PM (d9y0q)

The Death Star would've gone dark.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:05 PM (n08+I)

211 206 Most media outlets report that SCOTUS won't rule for "days" on the vax mandate bullshit. Have they ever popped off in a day or less? nah....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 06:04 PM (BFigT)

I think they were gonna decide it before Monday as that is when the mandate would kick in

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:05 PM (TdaKq)

212 I'm no expert, but maybe her next move should be to set up the board correctly.

Her side is set up for "OCD Chess". All the pieces ordered by height. The crazy eyes are extra-crazy because she has an extra queen that would have to go on a row by itself.

I'm not sure what the black player's dysfunction is.

Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2022 06:06 PM (P1f+c)

213 No pills of any kind put a dent in it. I'm headache-prone anyway, but nothing like this. I've heard many other people talk about the covid headache, so it must be a common symptom.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 05:41 PM (sVtYq)


Same here, {{{Lady in Black}}}. Winnie the Flu has been ping-ponging around the Schnorflekennel this week, and I thought I'd be able to dodge it, until the headaches started. Now I've added chills and sweating to the mix. Do. Not. Like.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 08, 2022 06:06 PM (v23vE)

214 Bored Panda - Bad Bridesmaids' Dresses:

https://tinyurl.com/4yjpwcy2

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Holy mackerel, those are bad!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 08, 2022 06:07 PM (sVtYq)

215 I don't see a ruling yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 06:07 PM (todmg)

216 The Supremes rule....

To better times and brighter days.
Don't be afraid
Go up the ladder to the roof where we can see heaven much better.
Go up the ladder to the roof where we can be oh closer to heaven.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2022 06:07 PM (R/m4+)

217 Great dress comic relief, Weird Dave.

For bridesmaid dresses, kid2 picked a color, let the friends decide the style that suited them. It looked nice.

Many brides dresses look like lingerie these days, they need TonyPete's friend to help them

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:07 PM (ONvIw)

218 Thanks everyone who responded to my questions about the rapid tests for cron this afternoon. I think I will go and get one of the fancy rapid tests to make sure. Hey it's not like I didn't have it for like 4 days already and went to work thinking it was just allergies and a slight cold.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 08, 2022 06:08 PM (NXGjq)

219 "The Karen" - It tells you where you may move.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2022 06:00 PM (vOGqy)

Tells you where you SHOULD'VE moved if you weren't such a racist Republican.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:08 PM (n08+I)

220 Alternate Chess Piece:

The Assassin: Once per game, a player may declare that one of his pawns is the assassin. On the turn of the declaration only, this pawn may take another piece by moving one space forward, backward, or to either side (but not diagonally). Doing so, eliminates the pawn as well.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (QU5/8)

221 202 Eris
#15
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (d9y0q)
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I couldn't get past Nr 7!

Some of these dresses look like Mom had a bolt of unused upholstery fabric, a roll of rickrack, a Singer, and a pitcher of Jack 'n' Coke, and said Let's do this thing!!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

222 Ban hammer not good enough for that troll. He needs a tire iron at least. That comment made me hyperventilate until I looked it up. Most articles say that the SC was most likely to rule against the mandates.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (Y+l9t)

223 I think I'm losing my mind.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (qpolg)

224 S'puppy, Hydrate,hydrate and hydrate some more. Get well soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (l26Ik)

225 223 Ban hammer not good enough for that troll. He needs a tire iron at least. That comment made me hyperventilate until I looked it up. Most articles say that the SC was most likely to rule against the mandates.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (Y+l9t)

My heart sunk as well

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (TdaKq)

226 Seriously ?

It would be all over twitter if it were serious.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (ELgVT)

227 Posted by: Jaimo at January 08, 2022 06:08 PM (NXGjq)

Don't let it go long with out hitting it with some quercetin, vit d, Zinc and if you feel it's bad get some horse wormer. It works.

Just don't let the symptoms get too far as once they go beyond 10 days or so there's not much that will help knock it out. Only easing symptoms at that point.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:10 PM (n08+I)

228 157 Oh geez Lolol

Transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas was crushed twice in a women's swim meet by another transgender competitor who is transitioning from female to male - first in the 100-yard freestyle, where she placed fifth, and then again in the 400-yard freestyle relay.
Posted by: f'd



Let them fight...

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2022 06:10 PM (sAmhv)

229 224 I think I'm losing my mind.
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (qpolg)
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Where did you last see it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

230 Transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas was crushed twice in a women's swim meet by another transgender competitor who is transitioning from female to male - first in the 100-yard freestyle, where she placed fifth, and then again in the 400-yard freestyle relay.


what a fucking circus

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:11 PM (j9HX3)

231 Probably in the couch cushions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 06:12 PM (todmg)

232 I love weird Daves post.
I could be in at least ine of those awful bridesmaid dresses. No prints, but I had several bubblegum pink frothy concoctions. Headbands and bad makeup too.

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2022 06:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 Eris

#4 is the Stepford Wives

#6 is taste the rainbow

#7 is shower curtains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:12 PM (d9y0q)

234 "Ideas" carrying explosives to political rallies now.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8hnpsa

Posted by: Oregon Taco Trail at January 08, 2022 06:12 PM (SH2Zi)

235 Question: How did the female scolds get the name 'Karen'.

Someone asked me that question and I had no idea. Can someone in the horde enlighten me?

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 08, 2022 06:12 PM (9BID/)

236 The troll with lies needs removed . No SC ruling today.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2022 06:13 PM (aO/Zn)

237 I got to say that if scotus does allow the mandate it's over. Time for drawing lines, taking stands, making last wills and testaments as I will not go willingly and get poison injected in my veins. And if they allow it then there are no rights anymore.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:13 PM (n08+I)

238 Also, how come she gets two queens?

Affirmative Action. New Intersectionality Rules.

Fight The Patriarchy.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:13 PM (+LCoQ)

239 Surprised Weird Dave didn't select #10

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:13 PM (d9y0q)

240 what a fucking circus
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:11 PM (j9HX3)

If it place 5th and another it placed first, then there were three women ahead of Lia. Quit now, WilLiam

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:14 PM (ONvIw)

241 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic. I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM

I didn't mention it until #147, because I was too busy looking at it. Plus I didn't get back from picking up groceries until then.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 08, 2022 06:14 PM (Do5/p)

242 My offering for a new chess piece and how it moves.

The Airborne. It can move 3 squares in any direction and capture a piece if said piece occupies the landing square.

It can also move anywhere to an open space, in excess of 3 squares, but can not capture a piece on landing.

Posted by: Hereogar at January 08, 2022 06:14 PM (vxOXM)

243 225 S'puppy, Hydrate,hydrate and hydrate some more. Get well soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (l26Ik)


Thank you, ma'am!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 08, 2022 06:14 PM (v23vE)

244 There is a game called "The Duke" that has a very chess like feel but some twists - one is that each piece has 2 sorts of moves, and flips to the other set each move. There's shooting at a distance for some, and you start with a few pieces and can add some during the game. The moves are on the tile piece.

It has a sequel with a Viking-y theme too.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 06:14 PM (eoQWY)

245 Someone asked me that question and I had no idea. Can someone in the horde enlighten me?


I feel like it was from Goodfellas - Ray Liotta would always be yelling "KAREN!" at her

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:14 PM (j9HX3)

246 I think a woman called the fuzz on some urban youth who was stalking and harassing her. Karen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 06:15 PM (todmg)

247 193 Bored Panda - Bad Bridesmaids' Dresses:

https://tinyurl.com/4yjpwcy2
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Thank you - that was incredibly funny and entertaining.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 06:15 PM (qfLjt)

248 219 Thanks everyone who responded to my questions about the rapid tests for cron this afternoon. I think I will go and get one of the fancy rapid tests to make sure. Hey it's not like I didn't have it for like 4 days already and went to work thinking it was just allergies and a slight cold.
Posted by: Jaimo



I got a self test pack from Walgreens. I've had a nasty head cold since last Saturday. I pretty much missed work this week. Anyway, I came up positive for the coof. I took 2 tests. Same result. Again, I have a head cold. No fever, I haven't lost taste or smell, no excessive coughing, chest rattles a bit. Feel like crap but I I've had worse. I'm going to make a doctors appt. on Monday. The weather closed everything around here this past week.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2022 06:15 PM (sAmhv)

249 If we're being "honest" about chess.... all the pieces would be black.

H8t3r's

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 06:15 PM (BFigT)

250 Alternate Chess Piece:

The cuckservative grifter. Sits around and pontificates wildly, bangs underage pawns, and stabs it's "own" side in the back constantly.

Posted by: Oregon Taco Trail at January 08, 2022 06:15 PM (SH2Zi)

251 If it place 5th and another it placed first, then there were three women ahead of Lia. Quit now, WilLiam


it was a SET UP

come on! this is worse - far worse - than just having Will win like he would if he weren't dogging every race!

now it gives legitimacy to having transsexuals pick their gender category for competition.

ugh whatever. girls' sports are DONE.

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:16 PM (j9HX3)

252 Bib overall top with tube top for blouse. Bibs transition to black leather mini skirt bottom. Skirt short enough that shoes won't matter. Open bar.

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2022 06:16 PM (taPSh)

253 If we're being "honest" about chess.... all the pieces would be black.

So the Kara Cooney edition

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:16 PM (d9y0q)

254 lol Eris. I used frizzle on my husband today. I think I just confused him!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 06:16 PM (nxdel)

255 Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 05:50 PM (+LCoQ)

It's a troll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (Q9lwr)

256 Lia was sandbagging. No doubt.

Posted by: My Corona at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (mmU7u)

257 OMG, Eris. I looked at those Bored Panda dresses. I was in my prime wedding-attending years in the 70s and 80s and those were honestly horrifying! Poor husband kept hearing me say "Oh NOOOOO" to almost every one.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (fTtFy)

258 I got to say that if scotus does allow the mandate it's over. Time for drawing lines, taking stands, making last wills and testaments as I will not go willingly and get poison injected in my veins. And if they allow it then there are no rights anymore.

Exactly. It would mean that over half the Supreme Court categorically rejects the Founding Documents as bearing any relevance today. They literally would be a law of their own making.

It would be the greatest transformation of power than even the 16th Amendment. or the Civil War.

By an executive order from a demented, corrupt fool, illegitimately installed into office We The People would be transformed into We The Chattel. Labrats for Big Pharma. Any exigent situation could justify any Police State action - including enslavement and death without trial.

That is what they are deciding in this speed trial made up of nothing but lies.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (+LCoQ)

259 231 Transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas was crushed twice in a women's swim meet by another transgender competitor who is transitioning from female to male - first in the 100-yard freestyle, where she placed fifth, and then again in the 400-yard freestyle relay.

Does Transgender University of Pennsylvania have an online degree program? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: William Kristol at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (PiwSw)

260 Alternate Chess Piece:

The Assassin: Once per game, a player may declare that one of his pawns is the assassin. On the turn of the declaration only, this pawn may take another piece by moving one space forward, backward, or to either side (but not diagonally). Doing so, eliminates the pawn as well.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (QU5/

I always liked in Stratego the bomb piece that killed you if you tried to take it and itself. put a bit of tape under 1 or 2 pawns to mark it as a bomb-robot.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

261 Hardly made it through pet thread.
See y'all on ONT...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (DKhCP)

262 256 Lia was sandbagging. No doubt.
Posted by: My Corona at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (mmU7u)

That's what they are saying...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (TdaKq)

263 ugh whatever. girls' sports are DONE.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:16 PM (j9HX3)

White suburban moms demanded this shit. I doubt trannyism was supported by too many guys

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (ONvIw)

264 > So the Kara Cooney edition

$99.99 over retail.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM (BFigT)

265 256 Lia was sandbagging. No doubt.


you know he was b/c

a) we have three years of collegiate records before this year when he was on the Penn team as a guy PLUS his high school times. we know how fast he can do these (and no just taking estrogen doesn't put that much of a dent in his times)

and

b) HE FREAKING SAID HE WAS!!! He BRAGGED on the podcast about "taking it easy"

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:18 PM (j9HX3)

266 Maybe the rule is roll a dodecahedron dice and a 1 roll means a Fauci so you roll against and find out which piece quarantines and cannot move or be captured.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 06:18 PM (2JoB8)

267 Transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas was crushed twice in a women's swim meet by another transgender competitor who is transitioning from female to male - first in the 100-yard freestyle, where she placed fifth, and then again in the 400-yard freestyle relay.

what a fucking circus
Posted by: Black Orchid


At least it won't be a conceiving circus.

Posted by: mikeski at January 08, 2022 06:19 PM (P1f+c)

268 Couple days ago, I woke up sneezing, runny nose, headache and just feeling out of sorts. Immediately took zinc, vitamin D and Reservatrol. Made a pot of soup. Drank green tea. Took tylenol several times and before bed. Woke up fine the next day but pushed the zinc etc again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:19 PM (Y+l9t)

269 Here's another: Target was carrying a line of tatty boho prairie dresses and people are riffing like the wind:

https://tinyurl.com/4crmc249

There's a distinct Lizzie Borden vibe. Best comment tho is "As Sexy As Robert Plant Wearing A Blouse In Concert. "Barefoot With A Chicken" And Showin' A Little Skin. The Hat Doesn't Match The Dress But The Coors Bottle Does"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

270 233 Eris

#4 is the Stepford Wives

#6 is taste the rainbow

#7 is shower curtains.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:12 PM (d9y0q)


I think the groom in #10 is Joe Walsh.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 06:19 PM (PiwSw)

271 Transgender University of Pennsylvania swimmer Lia Thomas was crushed twice in a women's swim meet by another transgender competitor who is transitioning from female to male - first in the 100-yard freestyle, where she placed fifth, and then again in the 400-yard freestyle relay.


what a fucking circus
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:11 PM (j9HX3)

If the dude Lia placed fifth, then some actual women without hormone treatments beat it too. Probably tanking or the scam isn't funny anymore now.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

272 267. Lia must have a thing for the Yalie shim

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:20 PM (ONvIw)

273 Transgender University of Pennsylvania
--

Are they accredited?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

274 The Origin of 'Karen' - How the Name Became the Meme - https://bit.ly/3q6txLC

Interestingly, Queen looks into the name's actual origins, reporting that 'Karen' peaked in popularity in 1965, meaning that most 'Karens' are now middle-aged white women. This provides the foundation for what a 'Karen' represents - an entitled, older, white woman who causes scenes in public and is usually engaging in racist or bigoted behavior while doing so.

As far as the meme of 'Karen' goes, Queen reports two distinct threads. The first thread comes from 2018 when the Black community posted memes of white women who use their privilege to falsely report criminal activity usually involving people of color. These memes bore hashtags with some of the first monikers for this type of behavior - #bbqbecky, #permitpatti, #golfcartgail, and #cornerstonecaroline. The second thread originates much earlier, and, surprisingly, from once-popular stand-up comedian Dane Cook. In 2005, Cook wrote and performed a comedy bit about 'Karen' being the friend that no one in the friend group actually likes.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 08, 2022 06:20 PM (Do5/p)

275 Eris, I think last century.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 06:20 PM (qpolg)

276 273 Transgender University of Pennsylvania


I actually love this joke and think it should be my alma Xater's new name

make it so!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:21 PM (j9HX3)

277 For those with Covid headaches, it can be high BP or low O2, or a combination of the 2...so I'd check both if you have the devices to do so.

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:21 PM (exHjb)

278 Transgender University of Pennsylvania

So a TUP is a graduate? Or a Tuppie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:23 PM (d9y0q)

279 Anyone now how the OMs are doing?

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:23 PM (ONvIw)

280 When sick, like a puppet some strings are slack.

Where do the strings lead? The strings control the mind, do they lead back to another part of the mind or another control center like NASA elsewhere.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2022 06:23 PM (+Ka9j)

281 omg Eris I LOVE the Target-Prairie-Dress parodies!

what were they thinking?!!? altho really - buying clothes at target than aren't PJs?

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:24 PM (j9HX3)

282 So, a chick taking steroids' who cut off her breasts beat Lia...how is the transgender dude allowed in the female event, too? Shouldn't some transgender have to swim with the guys at some point, or is it the women and all transgender division?

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:24 PM (exHjb)

283 Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 08, 2022 06:20 PM (Do5/p)

Rob Drydek on the MTV show Ridiculous has been using Karen for years as the name he gives to big aggressive white girls in the videos.

Posted by: My Corona at January 08, 2022 06:24 PM (mmU7u)

284 282 So, a chick taking steroids' who cut off her breasts beat Lia...how is the transgender dude allowed in the female event, too? Shouldn't some transgender have to swim with the guys at some point, or is it the women and all transgender division?


exactly the whole thing was a Big Show for the rubes

totally planned

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 08, 2022 06:25 PM (j9HX3)

285 Spagnolo's defense is holding up well

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 06:25 PM (b+v9B)

286 That is what they are deciding in this speed trial made up of nothing but lies.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:17 PM

I have come to believe that for every Supreme Court case of at least the last two decades (likely goes back to before my lifetime), the left-wingers on the court want to rule based on their opinions. And all they do is try to find a way to find emanations and punumbras and tax definitions in the Constitution in order to make their view fit their pre-determined ruling.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 08, 2022 06:25 PM (Do5/p)

287 "Here at TUP, the Transgender University of Pennsylvania, we put our students' identities first and foremost. In each of our academic buildings, students can use pre-printed pronoun tags available free of charge, or just write their/tyre/xhyre own. In fact, we have just completed a multi-million dollar refit of our state-of-the-art athletic complex, just to accommodate everyone's bathroom preference! At TUP, we're "fans" of Trans!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 06:25 PM (PiwSw)

288 At lease Gunny Sax were acceptable back in the day. Those are just, I have no words.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 06:26 PM (qpolg)

289 Spagnolo's defense is holding up well

You forgot the sarcasm tag.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 06:26 PM (nxdel)

290 Eris

#7, she has a crooked broom apparently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:27 PM (d9y0q)

291 Here at TUP, the Transgender University of Pennsylvania,---

It would be so much better if the University was in Connecticut.

Posted by: My Corona at January 08, 2022 06:27 PM (mmU7u)

292 yes, sorry

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 06:28 PM (b+v9B)

293 FWIW, the Supreme Court was hearing regarding the mandates whether or not to overturn lower court decisions regarding a temporary injunction--not a final decision on the cases. So the issue is irreparable harm to side seeking injunction plus the likelihood of prevailing at trial (both via law and/or facts). Plus, the irreparable harm cannot be remedied by monetary payments later. So, the major issues in the case are whether CMS (healthcare worker mandate) and OSHA even had the statutory power to issue these mandates. From prior case rulings and the statutes involved, it appears that CMS might but OSHA probably does not.






Posted by: whig at January 08, 2022 06:28 PM (dCGWj)

294 the Transgender University of Pennsylvania,---

A sweet transvestite from Transsexual University of pennsylvania. aaa

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:28 PM (TdaKq)

295 My suggestion for new chess piece would be a super knight. A baron? He could move like a knight (only vertically or horizontally but not diagonally) but could move 5 squares at a time in any combination (i.e. 4 horizontal 1 vertical or 3 vertical 2 horizontal, etc.)

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 08, 2022 06:29 PM (L5CMQ)

296 224 I think I'm losing my mind.
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If you can't find it then it's always in a place you'd never expect, sometimes even look in the gutters.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

297 Check your blood pressure. The vaxx and the virus both can raise the BP and that can give you a "killer" headache.

Cold pack, lie down in a low light room and recline with some extra strength aspirin. If you have any high blood pressure meds that would be good. Take some of them according to the script.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 05:45 PM (n08+I)

This. Perhaps an OTC vasodilator helper like L-Arginine or L-Citrulline along with a blood thinner like baby aspirin may help, if you're not already taking regular aspirin or other NSAID. If you can get to a low dose 'blue pill', or weekend pill, they are direct vasodilators and may help reduce headache symptoms.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 06:29 PM (4I/2K)

298 A steady stream of water is coming from the broken ceiling panel in the bathroom. It's stopped for now -- but if it begins again, it is placed just badly enough that a bucket on the floor won't catch all of it. Apt. Maintenance is supposed to have someone on call nights and weekends, but that hasn't been reliable for more than a year. I don't know if I dare leave the place tonight in case it starts again. Maybe it was because of the shower I took just before; but it did not begin until several minutes after I was done.

I'd call a plumber on my own hook. But who's going to come out on a call on a Saturday night?

This place has been a dump for years, and lately it's accelerated.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 08, 2022 06:29 PM (c6xtn)

299 This history we share reminds me of the plot in the movie, The Green Room.

Just give us the gun.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2022 06:30 PM (+Ka9j)

300 #17

And she called it Wildfire....

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:30 PM (d9y0q)

301 Be careful out there! The Delta Killer version is still out there. In fact it is still dominant. Yes the wussy Omicron is making the rounds.

Take every possibility serious.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:30 PM (n08+I)

302 296 224 I think I'm losing my mind.
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If you can't find it then it's always in a place you'd never expect, sometimes even look in the gutters.
Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 06:29 PM (qfLjt)

You can also find someone who's of two minds about something and ask them to share...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

303 A sweet transvestite from Transsexual University of pennsylvania. aaa

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:28 PM (TdaKq)

Nice.

Posted by: Oregon Taco Trail at January 08, 2022 06:31 PM (SH2Zi)

304 CBD, how are you?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:31 PM (Y+l9t)

305 301 Be careful out there! The Delta Killer version is still out there. In fact it is still dominant. Yes the wussy Omicron is making the rounds.


Who knows what to believe.... One story says the delta variant is only 5 % of the cases now

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:31 PM (TdaKq)

306 4th of July girl is cute. So are two of the Grandma's-curtain-fabric-from-the-1970s bridesmaids.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 08, 2022 06:32 PM (lNHqD)

307 274 The Origin of 'Karen' - How the Name Became the Meme - https://bit.ly/3q6txLC

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 08, 2022 06:20 PM (Do5/p)
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Thanks Clyde

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 08, 2022 06:32 PM (9BID/)

308 why does the dude not swim for Transylvania U? The Bills D is overrated.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 06:33 PM (b+v9B)

309 >>>I think I'm losing my mind.

We have hordemind to spare.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 08, 2022 06:34 PM (SH2Zi)

310 305 301 Be careful out there! The Delta Killer version is still out there. In fact it is still dominant. Yes the wussy Omicron is making the rounds.


Who knows what to believe.... One story says the delta variant is only 5 % of the cases now
Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:31 PM (TdaKq)

And now Cyprus has said they have found the 2 (delta and omicron) combined into one strain, so it's almost certain that's here, to...

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:34 PM (exHjb)

311 There's a distinct Lizzie Borden vibe. Best comment tho is "As Sexy As Robert Plant Wearing A Blouse In Concert. "Barefoot With A Chicken" And Showin' A Little Skin. The Hat Doesn't Match The Dress But The Coors Bottle Does"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

Lizzie Borden wasn't Prairie anything - she lived in east Pennsylvania and was the daughter of a rich father.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 06:34 PM (eoQWY)

312 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic.
Posted by: Jewells45

Hey! I said the ladies with the advantages should have a handicap over the guys. I mean I didn't come right out and say "cleavage". I've got SOME class.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:35 PM (n08+I)

313 Who knows what to believe.... One story says the delta variant is only 5 % of the cases now

The CDC is using the Imperial College models for its proclamations. As a reminder, Imperial College is the same outfit that told us that 2.4 million people would DIE from the C19-Α virus unless we locked down, destroyed the economy and pretty much every other absurd atrocity committed against Western Civilization.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:36 PM (+LCoQ)

314 The lady with the chess set in front of her looks like she just got a "surprise" in a sensitive spot. Must a been a ghost cause there ain't no one behind her.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:37 PM (n08+I)

315 cant cut your mother up in Maaassa chusetts¶¶

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 06:37 PM (b+v9B)

316 Most articles say that the SC was most likely to rule against the mandates.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (Y+l9t)
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Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 06:38 PM (2L0fX)

317 And now Cyprus has said they have found the 2 (delta and omicron) combined into one strain, so it's almost certain that's here, to...
Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:34 PM (exHjb)

There were coronaviruses before covid and they will go on for years. Time to stop losing our minds, jobs, friends and lives to be "safe".

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:38 PM (ONvIw)

318 A couple of observations.

A.
This post is like the (old) Mad Magazine parodying the chess/dress thread.

2.
Two of the nicest people I know are named Brandon and Karen.

Posted by: mindful webworker - white queen to black opponent's pocket at January 08, 2022 06:39 PM (S2V7A)

319 The 46yo D.A. in CA died of covid 19 last week, per the article.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 06:41 PM (2L0fX)

320 Wolfus, is there an apartment above you?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:41 PM (Y+l9t)

321 Two of the nicest people I know are named Brandon and Karen.Posted by: mindful webworker - white queen to black opponent's pocket at January 08, 2022 06:39 PM (S2V7A)

Me too. One is a clergyperson, the other is a member of the church which I serve.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 08, 2022 06:41 PM (k49Sx)

322 Rename the pieces according to the monsters in Doom. I'd bet someones carved a set like that somewhere.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:42 PM (n08+I)

323 Most articles say that the SC was most likely to rule against the mandates.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM (Y+l9t)
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Thanks
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 06:38 PM (2L0fX)

I think both mandates are struck down.

But with Roberts voting to uphold the medical care workers mandate.

Posted by: Golfman at January 08, 2022 06:42 PM (OjIzg)

324 A mother made her kid ride in the trunk because he tested positive. This is beyond parody now. Anyone obsessed by this needs haldol jello shots.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (ONvIw)

325 As soon as I feel my nose start itching, then sneezing, I use Betadine 0.5% gargle and nose spray. Then, loose the hounds! Vitamin D, C, zinc and horse paste. That stuff works! I take a couple of ivm tablets twice a month as a prophylactic. I got those from alldaychemist.com. It takes a few weeks for the stuff to arrive, but it's more than worth it.

Posted by: Numbuh Two, 2x4 Technology Operative (YWBlw) at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (YWBlw)

326 There were coronaviruses before covid and they will go on for years. Time to stop losing our minds, jobs, friends and lives to be "safe".
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:38 PM (ONvIw)

Agreed...but for those who have to care (all those categories that got to be 1st in line for vaxes/treatments), when it's a bad viral season (like now), try to mitigate as much as you can for yourselves (with the biggest thing of staying from symptomatically sick people, especially indoors)...and if you do get sick, put your health 1st above everything else til you know you're on the path to wellness...

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (exHjb)

327 My bff is named Karen

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (lCui1)

328 Forget about setting up the board correctly. What's amazing is that she was able to promote a pawn to an extra queen on the first move of the game. From the look on her face, she's either amazed herself or the chair is vibrating.

Posted by: ronalds545 at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (zjD4s)

329 It's political chess ... when you are in control, you can start with an extra Queen ... all opponent moves will be challenged in court,

the DawnRaid piece just takes any opponent off the board ... it is not itself, even on the board, but removes opposing pieces at will, pieces that are inconvenient for team DeepState.

The EDKH piece can also remove pieces ... lights in the room go out, when back on, the piece has committed suicide.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

330 Future Pet Thread material?

https://www.boredpanda.com/viral-maine-coon-cat-richie/

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (d9y0q)

331 FWIW, the Supreme Court was hearing regarding the mandates whether or not to overturn lower court decisions regarding a temporary injunction--not a final decision on the cases.

Still boils down to the foundational issue. Are we chattel / wards of the State?

If they say OSHA doesn't have the authority to transform us into chattel, but CMS does, this only guarantees confusion and confirms that the State can claim a person's body at whim.

FDR's incarceration of US citizens with Japanese heritage happened in a time of demonstrable war with Japan, and the body count wasn't in the tens of thousands, with millions maimed. In contrast, the mRNA has killed tens of thousands, maimed - many permanently, millions, all because a profoundly flawed computer model wildly exaggerated the deaths of a biological weapon.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (+LCoQ)

332 Lizzie Borden wasn't Prairie anything - she lived in east Pennsylvania and was the daughter of a rich father.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 06:34 PM (eoQWY)
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I meant with the axes and crazy eyes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

333 staying *away* from symptomatically sick people - dang delete button...

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:44 PM (exHjb)

334 The only way to beat Team DeepState is to actually shoot the Queen in the head ... (the player, not the piece)

Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2022 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

335 Actually, there are two queens on the black side too.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:44 PM (Y+l9t)

336 Posted by: illiniwek at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

Russian Gambit, makes it so the King can't move for at least 1 year...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2022 06:44 PM (oHd/0)

337 It's a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at January 08, 2022 06:44 PM (todmg)

338 The Bureaucrat is a great idea

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 06:44 PM (b+v9B)

339 Go to Youtube and search on 'Woman calls cops on . . .' and you'll see plenty of Beckys and Karens.

It's like they have lost their damn minds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

340
Nolan River Kennel Club, Glen Rose, TX
8 January 2022
Judge: Mr. Michael Canalizo

Best in Show
GCHG Soyara's Devilish Delilah
Breeders/Owners: Her Majesty and Hadrian the Seventh
Handler: Brian Livingston

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (/U27+)

341 Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:43 PM (exHjb)

We've had bad viral seasons before and the immunocompromised are welcome to isolate. The government should stfu and stfd.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (ONvIw)

342 There were coronaviruses before covid and they will go on for years.

*

Yep.

It's why 80% of the nation had natural resistance in November of 2019.

You know. Herd immunity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (bkIo9)

343 Best in Show
GCHG Soyara's Devilish Delilah
Breeders/Owners: Her Majesty and Hadrian the Seventh
Handler: Brian Livingston
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (/U27+)


Congrats!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 08, 2022 06:47 PM (v23vE)

344 You know. Herd immunity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (bkIo9)

Yep, but colds and flus go on and on. They're not going away even if we throw our lives in the garbage for "safety". Enough is enough.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:47 PM (ONvIw)

345 Richie is spectacular.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 06:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

346 Huh. Sounds like an insurrection.

>>Authorities in Kazakhstan have detained Karim Massimov, the former head of the national security committee, on suspicion of treason, the security committee said on Saturday.

https://tinyurl.com/ynjy8jhx


>A photo shows Joe Biden with a pair of his troubled son's business associates from Kazakhstan in what appears to be the same Washington, DC, power-dining spot where Hunter Biden introduced the future president to his overseas cronies.

>Online photos of the interior of Cafe Milano match the background of the shot that shows the Bidens smiling while flanked by Kazakhstani oligarch Kenes Rakishev and Karim Massimov, a former prime minister of Kazakhstan.

https://tinyurl.com/4z6p7mys

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2022 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)

347 Best in Show
GCHG Soyara's Devilish Delilah
Breeders/Owners: Her Majesty and Hadrian the Seventh
Handler: Brian Livingston
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (/U27+)

Super Congrats, belly rubs for Delilah!

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:48 PM (ONvIw)

348 he Origin of 'Karen' - How the Name Became the Meme -

Once again, the Left is deconstructing while hijacking a popular meme, twisting it to match their twisted ideology.

Karen was simply that pushy broad who demanded to see a manager to get his mind right.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:49 PM (+LCoQ)

349 Quebec to require vaccination to buy alcohol, cannabis from some stores: unvaccinated should 'stay home'

Quebec will also require a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. as part of expanded restrictions to curb new infections

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 06:49 PM (geLO8)

350 We've had bad viral seasons before and the immunocompromised are welcome to isolate. The government should stfu and stfd.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (ONvIw)

We're not in disagreement - but some posters seem worried about getting sick, and may (like me) need to be. So, knowing what's around and if they should be concerned probably matters to them. After the big government redo of the "strain split" 2 weeks ago, I would not trust the government to really know or tell you if the virus circulating is the worse one or the better one - so those posters might want to err to the side of caution til "the storm" passes...

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:49 PM (exHjb)

351 Eris

More Bored Panda but mannequins - https://tinyurl.com/4s4nwvb6

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (d9y0q)

352 Quebec will also require a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. as part of expanded restrictions to curb new infections
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 06:49 PM (geLO

Totalitarian asswipes

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (ONvIw)

353 It's like they have lost their damn minds.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

Assumes facts not in evidence; presence of minds damned or not prior.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (n08+I)

354 Oh, and the 80% herd immunity number was known, and they still decided to destroy us.

It wasn't about a cold virus. Never believe that it was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (bkIo9)

355 Lady,
Headaches are common covid system. Have you tried a little blue pill? Theyare saying good things about them

Posted by: Butch at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (gY8Ir)

356 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (/U27+)

Congrats

Posted by: It's me donna at January 08, 2022 06:51 PM (TdaKq)

357 Our LI County Executive has told Governor HoldYouUP that she can stuff it on the mask mandate...so, what will she do?

She tried to indicate that the NY State police would enforce her mask with arrests, even in Nassau Cty - but the NY State Police Union seems to be...declining.

LI County Executive Blakeman is giving the finger to a Governor, who, ever shrieking, is still losing - this is how it is done. Over to you, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan.

Posted by: Boswell at January 08, 2022 06:51 PM (5iUNf)

358 Hadrian
Congrats to you, Her Majesty and Delilah.
Great news.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at January 08, 2022 06:51 PM (Abpfo)

359 278 Transgender University of Pennsylvania

So a TUP is a graduate? Or a Tuppie?
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Tuple - the LE for low estrogen?

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 06:51 PM (qfLjt)

360 I think I'm losing my mind.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 06:09 PM

I'm losing my mind, girl
Cause I'm going crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you, baby
You turn it on, then you're gone
Yeah you drive me

Posted by: Aerosmith at January 08, 2022 06:52 PM (Do5/p)

361 308 Hadrian, YAY!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 08, 2022 06:52 PM (JJatH)

362 Huh. Turns out Jack Straw is a Russian bot.

Didn't see that coming.

Posted by: blaster at January 08, 2022 06:52 PM (mbFEM)

363 Went skiing today and the lode was packed. There was 1 family wearing masks, out o hundreds of people that I could see. Lol. I kinda felt bad or the kids.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 08, 2022 06:52 PM (tA5m9)

364 Go to Youtube and search on 'Woman calls cops on . . .' and you'll see plenty of Beckys and Karens.


I thought that "Becky" was the placeholder name for any stereotypically white woman.

Sort of in the same way when many people refer to a Mexican maid as Consuella or the yard man as Jose.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:53 PM (+LCoQ)

365 349 Quebec to require vaccination to buy alcohol, cannabis from some stores: unvaccinated should 'stay home'

Tabernac

Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 08, 2022 06:53 PM (eGTCV)

366 I like the trend now of setting a color and letting bridesmaids choose whatever style flatters them.

I did that 44 years ago when we married! Picked the color, and the bridesmaids could pick whatever style they wanted. When our daughter married almost 10 years ago, she wanted them all the same, so we paid for the girls' dresses. It's expensive enough without having to pay for a dress you may never wear again. (They did like the dresses, though!)

Posted by: Toni at January 08, 2022 06:53 PM (PgM6e)

367 Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:49 PM (exHjb)

I had the original wuflu. Don't know how I got it, don't care. It came and went, not the worst respiratory infection I've had. People go to the hospital for flu every year, some have bad sequelae, some even die. We have never destroyed the economy or acted like assholes before. We do now. It's stupid

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:53 PM (ONvIw)

368 Quebec will also require a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. as part of expanded restrictions to curb new infections
Posted by: DB

Any person with an ounce of critical thinking knows that the Rona becomes more virulent at 1201. Duh!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2022 06:53 PM (mD/uy)

369 Thanks WeirdDave. Finally bridesmaid dresses uglier then what I wore for my brother's wedding. Didn't think it was possible. And the prom dress, holy guacamole that's weird.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 08, 2022 06:54 PM (2NHgQ)

370 And for months now they've have been saying that those vaxxed or not can get the virus AND pass it on?

What part of that do these idiots in government don't they understand?

A mandate at this point is worthless.

IF this was a maxie death disease and IF the vaccine stopped it cold and no one could get infected by those who had the vaxx, then even with the uglyl side effects it would make sense to have a mandate and to be upset by people who were not getting it.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE CASE!!!! You MF'ers.

I want to go beat up a teacher for failing to do their freaking job of teaching people to think.

Hell learning chess is a good exercise in logic and thinking.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:54 PM (n08+I)

371 Congrats Hadrian and Her Majesty and Delilah.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (Y+l9t)

372 Durn, got the number wrong ... but major cograts to Delilah, and you folks as well!

Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (JJatH)

373 Nolan River Kennel Club, Glen Rose, TX
8 January 2022
Judge: Mr. Michael Canalizo

Best in Show
GCHG Soyara's Devilish Delilah
Breeders/Owners: Her Majesty and Hadrian the Seventh
Handler: Brian Livingston
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (/U27+)

*queues up Queen's We Are The Champions (Of The World)

Congrats!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (4I/2K)

374 Posted by: Butch at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (gY8Ir)

Don't take anyone else's prescription.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (ONvIw)

375 If the vax works why are they still scared? This needs to be asked every day.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (tA5m9)

376 She tried to indicate that the NY State police would enforce her mask with arrests, even in Nassau Cty - but the NY State Police Union seems to be...declining.

But sure as heck doesn't have the manpower to arrest carjackers, drug dealers, armed robbers, looters and rapists - nor the prosecutorial assets willing to do same.

Priorities.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (+LCoQ)

377 If the vax works why are they still scared? This needs to be asked every day.

Cognitive Dissonance

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:56 PM (+LCoQ)

378 Thanks Weird Dave for a wildly entertaining Chess thread.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 06:56 PM (Y+l9t)

379 Congratulations to Hadrian, Her Majesty, and Delilah!

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at January 08, 2022 06:57 PM (7EjX1)

380 Put that shit away, girl! My pregnant prom date had more class; she shaved her belly.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 08, 2022 06:57 PM (r0ADi)

381 Hadrian fame and fortune will be hard on you but you deserve it
Congratulations!

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 06:57 PM (2JoB8)

382 The Rona is like a cat, very active at night then sleeps during the day, hence the 12-5 curfew.


It is science people!!!

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 08, 2022 06:57 PM (tA5m9)

383 Hell learning chess is a good exercise in logic and thinking.

Looks like a teacher set up the chess board in the top illustration.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:57 PM (+LCoQ)

384 Maybe Becky meaning depends on the context and Karens are a particular subset of Beckys?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 06:58 PM (4I/2K)

385 Put that shit away, girl! My pregnant prom date had more class; she shaved her belly.

But it does cleverly conceal the gunshot and knife scars.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:58 PM (+LCoQ)

386 Also science: the vax only works on me if you take it too.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 08, 2022 06:59 PM (tA5m9)

387 BJ's Freeport has the how to wear your mask sign as you walk in. I walked right by, maskless. No employee said a word to me. Tomorrow, I go to Blink in Valley Stream.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at January 08, 2022 06:59 PM (b+v9B)

388 Just celebrated the first anniversary of having the chinese lung rot. Know exactly who I got it from and when. SIL the day of mom's funeral. Horrible head cold, never spiked a fever and out of county quarantine in 8 days. Since my antigen levels were high I'm guessing I have plenty of t cells.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 08, 2022 06:59 PM (2NHgQ)

389 Lots of soccer players seem to be buying the farm. Does Covid also affect straight athletes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 06:59 PM (todmg)

390 351 Eris

More Bored Panda but mannequins - https://tinyurl.com/4s4nwvb6
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 06:50 PM (d9y0q)
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Nr 30 - that mannequin in the Normandy Museum looks like Johnny from "Airplane!"
"And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

391 But it does cleverly conceal the gunshot and knife scars.
Posted by: Reuben Hick

Oh, so I see you've been to Deja Vu Showgirls in Lansing MI.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2022 07:00 PM (mD/uy)

392 Becky is, or was, what black people called white women. See the big buts song beginning as an example.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 08, 2022 07:00 PM (tA5m9)

393 Everyone drink your Kool-aid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:00 PM (todmg)

394 >If the vax works why are they still scared? This needs to be asked every day.


if masks worked, why do I still have to wear one almost 2 years later?

rhetorical

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:01 PM (geLO8)

395 BBQ Becky and Permit Patty are infamous.

Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous?

Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 07:02 PM (4I/2K)

396 Jonestown 2.0

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:02 PM (todmg)

397 >>>After the big government redo of the "strain split" 2 weeks ago, I would not trust the government to really know or tell you if the virus circulating is the worse one or the better one - so those posters might want to err to the side of caution til "the storm" passes...

Posted by: Nova local at January 08, 2022 06:49 PM (exHjb)
----------------

That's the deal, whether we are fit and trim or a little bit tubby and sedentary, we don't know the facts, we don't know the stats because they lie.

They lie and manipulate data and facts to create confusion in order to gain control.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (2L0fX)

398 I thought that "Becky" was the placeholder name for any stereotypically white woman.

Sort of in the same way when many people refer to a Mexican maid as Consuella or the yard man as Jose.


Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 06:53 PM

Oh.. my.. gawd, Becky, look at her butt...

Posted by: Sir Mix Alot - Baby Got Back at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (Do5/p)

399 Quebec will also require a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. as part of expanded restrictions to curb new infections

Covid comes out after dark, like burglars, and takes your health away. It's scientifimically proovified.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (QU5/8)

400 Nr 30 - that mannequin in the Normandy Museum looks like Johnny from "Airplane!"
"And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger."


We know who's into the amphetamines and it ain't Goring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (d9y0q)

401 My future son-in-law is a huge soccer fan and I think he is noticing all these deaths - he & my daughter have been delaying getting the booster while they watch what happens. He mentioned heart issues with the shots. This is good news IMHO.

Posted by: Iris at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (6lKe4)

402 I will not wear chinese paper on my face.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (qpolg)

403 Best in Show
GCHG Soyara's Devilish Delilah
Breeders/Owners: Her Majesty and Hadrian the Seventh
Handler: Brian Livingston
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 08, 2022 06:45 PM (/U27+)


Congratulations H7!!

I used to work with a guy named Brian Livingston back in the early 90s. Your handler -- not by chance from the Baltimore area, is he?

Posted by: Doof at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (mZUr4)

404 Oh.. my.. gawd, Becky, look at her butt...
Posted by: Sir Mix Alot - Baby Got Back at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (Do5/p)

Talk about mudflaps, my girls got 'em!

Posted by: David St. Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (PiwSw)

405 Pervitin: Not Even Once.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

406 I thought that infamous meant you were famous for a negative reason.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (Y+l9t)

407 That "Do Me" gyrrrrl with the bo dereck hair??
"A vertical Expression of a Horizontal Intention"

Posted by: birddog at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (uAI4S)

408 I have a long scar that is tattooed with a blue river on the scar.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2022 07:06 PM (+Ka9j)

409 Becky is, or was, what black people called white women. See the big buts song beginning as an example.

I do love the name choice. It is pure white plus it has the hint of hill scoggin.

No other ethnicity on the planet would ever name their daughter Becky.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 07:06 PM (+LCoQ)

410 Americans average one movie a year. The last two movies I saw were in 2017.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:07 PM (todmg)

411 On Friday I heard 2 of them discussing the best kind of mask to buy next.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

A plastic bag and duct tape reduces covid risk by 100%. Pass it on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 08, 2022 07:08 PM (2c1eQ)

412 sharon is correct

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:08 PM (geLO8)

413 Don't take anyone else's prescription.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 08, 2022 06:55 PM (ONvIw)
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Meanie

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:08 PM (2L0fX)

414 Oh.. my.. gawd, Becky, look at her butt...
Posted by: Sir Mix Alot - Baby Got Back at January 08, 2022 07:04 PM (Do5/p)

Talk about mudflaps, my girls got 'em!
Posted by: David St. Hubbins and Nigel Tufnel at January 08, 2022 07:05 PM (PiwSw)


Sexy, sexy!

Posted by: Da Butt - Experience Unlimited at January 08, 2022 07:09 PM (mZUr4)

415 I do love the name choice. It is pure white plus it has the hint of hill scoggin.

No other ethnicity on the planet would ever name their daughter Becky.


Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 07:06 PM

I named my daughter Becky. She kept it even after she changed bodies.

Posted by: Roseanne Conner at January 08, 2022 07:10 PM (Do5/p)

416 A plastic bag and duct tape reduces covid risk by 100%. Pass it on.

I would recommend upgrading to a commercial construction site plastic scrap bag secured snuggly by a ziptie - just to make sure.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 08, 2022 07:10 PM (+LCoQ)

417 Pretty much the Giant and the Walmart and other big national stores have stopped with the masks for customers AND for employees here in Pennsylvania.

Hah hah. The philly lawyer got his ass handed to him by PA Commonwealth court that neither he nor the temp Health Sec. could demand mask mandates. So he didn't even try to do a vaxx mandate altho a few places have done it already. We already took his butt to the voter's booth and kicked his emergency crap out from under him. No renewal of emergency declarations without the legislature in agreement. And if not the Governor cannot veto any laws to stop an emergency. That was by referendum. Oh boy oh boy 10 more months and we can get rid of this puss mouth pipsqueak. I just hope we manage to select some good candidates that have some sense. The last elections the moron GOP went a reselected a brain dead old foagy and boom a Dumocrat got elected at a critical time. NO MORE!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 07:10 PM (n08+I)

418 Eris

#10 looks like some new threat to Doctor Karen Who

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 07:11 PM (d9y0q)

419 Forget Karen, forget get Becky but remember Wanda 'cause Wanda always wanna, wanna, wanna.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:11 PM (l26Ik)

420 The Holy Woodchipper of Antioch will prevent Covid.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:12 PM (todmg)

421 The Project Manager (PM).

Appears on the board in the middle of the match. Play must immediately halt and the players must move all pieces in a huddle around the PM and the players must give an update of what all their pieces were doing for every minute of the match up till then (this shall be called the "deliverable"). The PM is under neither players control but can assign moves to any piece on or off the board.

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2022 07:12 PM (786Ro)

422
Quebec will also require a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. as part of expanded restrictions to curb new infections
Posted by: DB

Totalitarian asswipes
Posted by: CN...FJB


Australia of the North.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2022 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

423 @312 --

Around here, "cleavage" IS class.

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 08, 2022 07:14 PM (Om/di)

424 The Project Manager (PM).

Appears on the board in the middle of the match. Play must immediately halt and the players must move all pieces in a huddle around the PM and the players must give an update of what all their pieces were doing for every minute of the match up till then (this shall be called the "deliverable"). The PM is under neither players control but can assign moves to any piece on or off the board.
Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2022 07:12 PM (786Ro)

And can move 1/3 of remaining players off the board for Phase II. Which never gets started.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 07:14 PM (4I/2K)

425 It's time Alberta was reunified to the rest of the states.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:15 PM (todmg)

426 Chess piece? The NFO. Nuke from orbit. Game over man.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 07:16 PM (vrz2I)

427 >>>Quebec will also require a curfew from 10 p.m. to 5 a.m. as part of expanded restrictions to curb new infections

>The Juicy Smollet variant doesn't stand a chance.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 08, 2022 07:17 PM (r0ADi)

428 New chess piece, the Paladin, game over cause nobody moves or they get shot.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:19 PM (l26Ik)

429 We should destroy all governments and set up franchises around this World.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2022 07:19 PM (+Ka9j)

430 Maybe a stupid question. I keep seeing these commercials about baby powder causing cancer on the hoo haa.

Who the hell put baby powder in their hoo haa? Really?

We seem too stupid to survive as a species.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 07:19 PM (qpolg)

431 The Transformer. The bishop that turns into a queen.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:20 PM (todmg)

432 Who the hell put baby powder in their hoo haa? Really?
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Well more like "hoo-hah adjacent", and some sneaks up in dere.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

433 The Transformer. The bishop that turns into a queen.

Killer queen with the laser beam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 07:21 PM (d9y0q)

434 Portland Antifa problems:

Everyone in my AG [affinity group] has COVID.
...
My chosen family is low on oxygen and in pain. Omicrom is here because certain people were unsafe. This is scary and wrong.

Damn those Proud Boys!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 08, 2022 07:23 PM (I2/tG)

435 366 Global Mind Virus

https://youtu.be/RcYjXbSJBN8?t=2663

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:24 PM (2L0fX)

436 The Project Manager (PM).

Just wait until you see what the HR piece can do!

Posted by: Corporate Chess! at January 08, 2022 07:24 PM (I2/tG)

437 Who the hell put baby powder in their hoo haa? Really?

How would one even do that?!

Please, don't anyone answer. If it is even possible, I don't want to know.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2022 07:25 PM (mD/uy)

438 421 The Project Manager (PM).

Appears on the board in the middle of the match. Play must immediately halt and the players must move all pieces in a huddle around the PM and the players must give an update of what all their pieces were doing for every minute of the match up till then (this shall be called the "deliverable"). The PM is under neither players control but can assign moves to any piece on or off the board.
Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2022 07:12 PM (786Ro)
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I feel your pain on a visceral level

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 08, 2022 07:25 PM (1kZuj)

439 More chess pieces:

The Cob.

No other piece may be moved until the cob has made 100 move. It's the rule.

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2022 07:26 PM (786Ro)

440 435 366 Global Mind Virus

https://youtu.be/RcYjXbSJBN8?t=2663
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:24 PM (2L0fX)

interesting - I signed on here thinking of that phrase just before you posted that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 07:26 PM (evAgx)

441 I want you all here and the cobs too, to know that during this time of weirdness and deconstruction, no matter the ultimate outcome, I couldn't think or want a better group of people to read and comment with while all this whatever went/goes on.

Without you all and Ace here at the HQ I believe getting thru these last 2 years (well hell the last 13 years) would've been much tougher and perhaps been much more difficult to maintain my sanity (what little was left) during it all. I thank you all from the bottom of my heart. SALUD!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 07:27 PM (n08+I)

442 My chosen family is low on oxygen and in pain. Omicrom is here because certain people were unsafe. This is scary and wrong."

anyone who says "My CHOSEN family" deserves to die horribly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 07:27 PM (evAgx)

443
My chosen family is low on oxygen

Spaceballs!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2022 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

444 anyone who says "My CHOSEN family" deserves to die horribly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 07:27 PM (evAgx)
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Correct.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 08, 2022 07:28 PM (1kZuj)

445 Frankly, how the pieces are initially placed is, in some way, a contrivance. People must have experimented with alternatives.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 08, 2022 07:28 PM (KAi1n)

446 The Willow.

Placed on the chess board after the match is over.

Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2022 07:28 PM (786Ro)

447 My chosen family is low on oxygen and in pain. Omicrom is here because certain people were unsafe. This is scary and wrong.

Punitive measures will be taken and transgressors shall be assimilated.

Posted by: The Hive Queen at January 08, 2022 07:28 PM (Xrfse)

448 jake308, glad to know you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:30 PM (l26Ik)

449 CBD, how are you feeling?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 07:30 PM (lCui1)

450 Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2022 07:25 PM (mD/uy)

I heard many years back about certain ladies using Alum to shrink their peerless parts. I have no personal experience of that.

I would guess that talc would make things a bit drier and if not then muddier?

And what if you got some of that medicated powder? mentholated?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 07:30 PM (n08+I)

451 because certain people were unsafe

The unvaccinated kulaks must be liquidated!

Posted by: Zombie Antifa Joe Stalin! at January 08, 2022 07:31 PM (I2/tG)

452 The sniper. Not controlled by either side. One piece on the board is randomly taken out. Also possible that one of the players is taken out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 08, 2022 07:31 PM (CAJOC)

453 406 I thought that infamous meant you were famous for a negative reason.
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Similar to notorious.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

454 AoSHQ:

Come for the Chess Thread
Stay for the Hoo-hah Hygiene Tips

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

455 To claim that this or that person is responsible for a virus happening to gain traction in someone's system and blaming them for whatever happens is much like blaming the weather for a lightning strike, or the winter for a pot hole that destroys your car.

People who do that sort of thing are those that look intently for any blame they can levee so as to allow them to proclaim their purity and righteousness. And they surely will amuse Satan when they are greeted by him one day.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 07:34 PM (n08+I)

456 I'm pretty sure I saw Dusty Cooter dance at Teaser's back in '79.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

457 The court jester. His special move initiates a gangbang on the opposing queen by all pawns still in play.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 08, 2022 07:35 PM (r0ADi)

458 Did anyone see that the transgender Penn swimmer was finally beaten in a race - by a transgender Yale swimmer?

The future is female! (After we redefine the meaning of female.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 08, 2022 07:35 PM (I2/tG)

459 The Internal Auditor(TM) Stays in the corner during all the action and then once the battle is decided, swoops in and writes up the survivors on a Finding that they didn't follow Policies and Procedures.

The External Auditor(TM) starts out the same way, then swoops in to bayonet the survivors with a Qualified Opinion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 07:36 PM (4I/2K)

460 *ponders*

Klingon Chess

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 07:36 PM (d9y0q)

461 For those interested, Professor Tosspot has a couple new videos out over at Voxis Productions.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 08, 2022 07:37 PM (j7VPE)

462 The Willow.

Placed on the chess board after the match is over.
Posted by: Hands at January 08, 2022 07:28 PM (786Ro)

*snort* Because it's true.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 07:37 PM (4I/2K)

463 It's Omicron not Omicrom.

Yah fakking dill head.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 07:37 PM (n08+I)

464 "Ideas" carrying explosives to political rallies now.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8hnpsa
Posted by: Oregon Taco Trail

Looks like a real rocket surgeon.

P.S. Your handle reminds me. Didja see that Kim Jong Un says his daddy invented the buritto?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 07:38 PM (FVME7)

465 Crom!

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:39 PM (geLO8)

466 460 *ponders*

Klingon Chess
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 07:36 PM (d9y0q)

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Problem is, you never get past the third move before a fight breaks out.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 08, 2022 07:39 PM (CAJOC)

467 Did anyone see that the transgender Penn swimmer was finally beaten in a race - by a transgender Yale swimmer?

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Maybe a shark could self identify as an Ivy League human chick swimmer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 07:40 PM (FVME7)

468 Well jakee308, this is an FBI sting. One more laugh from you and i will charge you with resisting Zorbama.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 08, 2022 07:40 PM (+Ka9j)

469 Still boils down to the foundational issue. Are we chattel / wards of the State?

If they say OSHA doesn't have the authority to transform us into chattel, but CMS does, this only guarantees confusion and confirms that the State can claim a person's body at whim.

Posted by: Reuben Hick

The process in the courts is a bit different, you avoid constitutional questions if not necessary to resolve the case. It appears pretty clear that OSHA did not get a grant of authority to issue administrative mandates on vaccines. On Medicare and Medicaid, the issue gets muddied as states contracted with FedGov in order to offer services. Technically, then, the spending clause is involved along with the general welfare provisions. Thus, the constitutional question becomes does the FedGov have police powers similar to the states to issue vaccine mandates. Given that CMS apparently has issued some mandates to states in the past, makes it a more sticky wicket to challenge.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2022 07:40 PM (dCGWj)

470 Biden admin says 'race or ethnicity' should be key factor in deciding who gets COVID medicines first

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:41 PM (geLO8)

471 You don't choose your family.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:41 PM (todmg)

472 The future is female! (After we redefine the meaning of female.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 08, 2022 07:35 PM (I2/tG)
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What do we name those wonderful, soft creatures with vaginas and developed mammaries?

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:41 PM (2L0fX)

473 Save my vaccines for immigrants and minorities.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:42 PM (todmg)

474 What do we name those wonderful, soft creatures with vaginas and developed mammaries?

Inferior women.

After all, the best woman for a job is a man.

Posted by: The Left! at January 08, 2022 07:42 PM (I2/tG)

475 >What do we name those wonderful, soft creatures with vaginas and developed mammaries?

Posted by: Braenyard


Jennifer
no wait- Becky

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:43 PM (geLO8)

476 470 Biden admin says 'race or ethnicity' should be key factor in deciding who gets COVID medicines first

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:41 PM (geLO
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They're trying to get all the colored people hooked on drugs ...again.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:43 PM (2L0fX)

477 What do we name those wonderful, soft creatures with vaginas and developed mammaries?
Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 07:41 PM (2L0fX)


*flips through style guide*

*clears throat*

"A kind of weasel, same as in town. Deep, too."

Posted by: hogmartin at January 08, 2022 07:44 PM (P4LRL)

478 470 Biden admin says 'race or ethnicity' should be key factor in deciding who gets COVID medicines first

Posted by: DB

Not apparently permissible under Adarand v. Pena and City of Richmond v Croson. Strict scrutiny applies to all affirmative action decisions outside of education.

Posted by: whig at January 08, 2022 07:45 PM (dCGWj)

479 Biden admin says 'race or ethnicity' should be key factor in deciding who gets COVID medicines first

Rest assured that the Truly Important white people will get the medicines first.

White peasants will have to wait.

Posted by: The Left! at January 08, 2022 07:45 PM (I2/tG)

480 Well their medicines are lethal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:46 PM (todmg)

481 If they say OSHA doesn't have the authority to transform us into chattel, but CMS does, this only guarantees confusion and confirms that the State can claim a person's body at whim.

Posted by: Reuben Hick

More, they have also taken away the right to petition for redress. You can't even sue the Gene Therapy manufacturers for damage.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 08, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

482 White peasants will have to wait.

I can wait...and wait.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 08, 2022 07:47 PM (Xrfse)

483 Are we chattel / wards of the State?

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Only until we're real estate of the State.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 07:47 PM (FVME7)

484 I'm pretty sure I saw Dusty Cooter dance at Teaser's back in '79.
Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 07:34 PM (vrz2I)

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She did some great vocals with Sandy Quim back in the 80's.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 08, 2022 07:48 PM (VxC1e)

485 The chatteling classes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:48 PM (todmg)

486 It's not hard to imagine Taco Bell as a North Korean op.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 08, 2022 07:49 PM (oWBc3)

487 Boost the soccer stars first.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:49 PM (todmg)

488 Hadrian, congrats to Delilah!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 07:50 PM (lCui1)

489 488 Hadrian, congrats to Delilah!
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 08, 2022 07:50 PM (lCui1)

Good doggie!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

490 No problem, Juan from Whatamala can have mine and all subsequent boosters cause I damn sure ain't gonna use them.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:50 PM (l26Ik)

491 Anyone watching the North Koreanization of China.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 07:51 PM (todmg)

492 More Bored Panda

Inappropriate children book titles.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8vxvsh

#12 Meet the Karens

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 07:51 PM (d9y0q)

493 Chess lady has nice chess-ticles. Which she clearly wants us to admire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 07:51 PM (P3gRi)

494 Ooh Cheney is gonna have Mike Pence testify. Already go through the 4M book deal, Mikey?

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2022 07:52 PM (ONvIw)

495 That the Supremes are even dabbling with this is ridiculous - the government can force certain segments of the employed to be a science project but other employed segments, and the unemployed, and the illegals, and whoever else they decide - including themselves - are off scot free. Madness.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 08, 2022 07:52 PM (oWBc3)

496 Here's a bit of funny to lighten the day --

Penn's Lia Thomas wins two races at tri-meet, loses 100-meter freestyle to transgender Yale swimmer

via Fox News. 'Lia' is the tranny breaking all the female swimming records at Penn State. Oops.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2022 07:53 PM (F0YaR)

497 409 Becky is, or was, what black people called white women. See the big buts song beginning as an example.

I do love the name choice. It is pure white plus it has the hint of hill scoggin.

No other ethnicity on the planet would ever name their daughter Becky.
Posted by: Reuben Hick



It's short for Rebecca, I think. There were several 'Becky's' in High School. Your full name is called during graduation ceremony. Not one Becky was called. Several Rebecca's though. This was in the 80s so I'm going on memory here. It's sketchy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2022 07:53 PM (sAmhv)

498 You are not syringe- worthy!

Posted by: J&J Vax Dispensary at January 08, 2022 07:53 PM (Jponn)

499 AOP, need educating. I have a small radiator leak. Is this something for flexseal or a new radiator?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:54 PM (l26Ik)

500 JB Weld is your friend.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 08, 2022 07:55 PM (oWBc3)

501 462 The Willow.

Placed on the chess board after the match is over.
Posted by: Hands

No No No. The Willow gets on the board just before the game i s over when it is too late to do anything to change the outcome. It is the last piece to go back int he box at the end.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 07:56 PM (Y+l9t)

502 I'm such a crybaby. Watching the remake of True Grit. Damnit, he just had to shoot the horse.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 07:56 PM (qpolg)

503 The Sponge piece always moves first.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 08, 2022 07:57 PM (PiwSw)

504 I wonder if American blacks borrowed Becky from the creole word beke, which are descendants of French settlers to the French Antilles

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2022 07:57 PM (ONvIw)

505 The Raimondo

It makes one move, then all the pieces attack it

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 07:57 PM (geLO8)

506 You'd think more women would be pissed that men dressed as women are ruining their sports, pissing standing up in the stall next to them and ogling them in the showers.

You'd think more Dads would be in jail for murdering said men dressed as women.

Wonder what their hill is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 07:58 PM (4fSQf)

507 Sweater puppies.

https://youtu.be/iJH09n11Ggc

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2022 07:59 PM (ufFY8)

508 Unless I missed it, not one moron mentioned the lady's cleavage in the the top pic. I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 08, 2022 05:19 PM


I believe Midwesterner has taken over that duty on this particular Thread.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

509 499 AOP, need educating. I have a small radiator leak. Is this something for flexseal or a new radiator?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:54 PM (l26Ik)


I'm not AOP, but I think (if you're talking car radiator):
1. I'd not trust flexseal under heat and pressure for very long. Prolly get you home (well, mebbe not in TX).
2. Applied on the outside of a pressure leak, it might last just a tad longer than duct tape.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 08, 2022 07:59 PM (8C7+r)

510 506 they're like Mitch. There is no hill worth dying on.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2022 08:00 PM (ONvIw)

511 So, anyone got any idea for new chess pieces?

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The radioman who must phone a Pentagon lawyer for authorization of any next move.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 08, 2022 08:00 PM (6Xyqy)

512 You'd think more women would be pissed that men dressed as women are ruining their sports, pissing standing up in the stall next to them and ogling them in the showers.

Do you want to continue to be a student at your Ivy League school?

Comply.

Posted by: The Left! at January 08, 2022 08:00 PM (I2/tG)

513 In my experience, the best remedy for a leaky radiator is a new radiator

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:01 PM (geLO8)

514 Trans female to male, no hormones - beats trans man to female, Yale over Penn. It's a trap.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 08, 2022 08:01 PM (oWBc3)

515
No No No. The Willow gets on the board just before the game i s over when it is too late to do anything to change the outcome. It is the last piece to go back int he box at the end.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 07:56 PM (Y+l9t)



She should know.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:01 PM (n08+I)

516 There are a variety of pour in radiator stopleaks available. A home remedy I have heard of is an egg and black pepper.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 08:01 PM (vrz2I)

517 via Fox News. 'Lia' is the tranny breaking all the female swimming records at Penn State. Oops.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2022 07:53 PM (F0YaR)
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The women on the team should take purposeful video
of them showering with the tranny.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 08:02 PM (2L0fX)

518 JB Weld will fix a pinhole radiator leak like new, flex seal is a scam.

Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 08, 2022 08:03 PM (oWBc3)

519 Frankly, how the pieces are initially placed is, in some way, a contrivance. People must have experimented with alternatives.
Posted by: SFGoth


I know there's the one variation where you put a screen up (like in Battleship) set up all your pieces anywhere on your 32 squares, take the screen down, and have at it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 08, 2022 08:04 PM (pbStR)

520 Ugh. Ann Margaret is grating.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:04 PM (4fSQf)

521 Depends on where it's leaking. If it's from the core , stopleak might help. If it's a modern plastic radiator and the shell is cracked then no.

Posted by: f'd at January 08, 2022 08:04 PM (vrz2I)

522 487 Boost the soccer stars first.
----
Nope, do the NBA and NFL first. One way to get rid of kneejerkers.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 08:04 PM (qfLjt)

523 Ann Margaret is grating.

Yes, yes she is. World's most annoying and overrated sex kitten. She was tolerable in Viva Las Vegas and that's pretty much it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 08, 2022 08:05 PM (KZzsI)

524 Her singing Bye Bye Birdie would make perfect torture music.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:06 PM (4fSQf)

525 Which she clearly wants us to admire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 07:51 PM (P3gRi)

And become preoccupied with to the exclusion of thoughtful ponderings of a next move.

"What? It's MY turn?"

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:06 PM (n08+I)

526 "Frogs" just starting on Svengoolie...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:08 PM (ufFY8)

527 First dress looks some kind of ribbed condom dress.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 08, 2022 08:09 PM (ju2Fy)

528 Anyone needing a writing prompt for a spooky story

https://tinyurl.com/5c6ypd9x

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 08:09 PM (d9y0q)

529 Wonder what their hill is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yeah. I dunno.
Perhaps it's a bridge too far to shoot a chick with a dick who tapes your daughter in a locker room.

Not very tolerant, is it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 08:09 PM (U2p+3)

530 526 "Frogs" just starting on Svengoolie...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:08 PM (ufFY8


Is that code for something?

The chair is against the wall. I repeat the chair is a against the refrigerator.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:10 PM (4fSQf)

531 I took some J-B Weld one time and fixed an underpressure part of a commercial toilet that had cracked off. I did not think it would work but it lasted for years longer.

Amazing stuff.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:11 PM (n08+I)

532 Yeah. I dunno.
Perhaps it's a bridge too far to shoot a chick with a dick who tapes your daughter in a locker room.

Not very tolerant, is it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 08, 2022 08:09 PM (U2p+3)


Some girl will get assaulted or worse by one of them. Then the media's feet will be held to the fire.

Abandon the female or abandon the poser.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:12 PM (4fSQf)

533 Turns out I can watch some new movies for $5.99 on Prime. Anyone see anything lately worth $5.99? They want $20 for Dune which I refuse to pay.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:13 PM (Y+l9t)

534 531 I took some J-B Weld one time and fixed an underpressure part of a commercial toilet that had cracked off. I did not think it would work but it lasted for years longer.

Amazing stuff.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:11 PM (n08+I


Yup. They've got weld for plastic, metal and ceramic now. I sealed a leaky pvc pipe with it. Shit works

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:13 PM (4fSQf)

535 So, anyone got any idea for new chess pieces?

-
Jihadist piece. Once per game he explodes destroying himself and everybody else within a two square radius.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 08:14 PM (FVME7)

536 That photo is from 2020, when Bollywood actress(?) Malika Sherawat was trying to get likee's on Twitter by posting about her "chess match." She set the pieces up herself. Article source from Indian entertainment gossip site Republic World (Bit.Ly link): https://bit.ly/31DdH1G
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at January 08, 2022 06:03 PM (R4j1g)

Well, she has two pieces that are settin' just right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 08:14 PM (P3gRi)

537 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:10 PM (4fSQf)


Wait a minute. The second string was NOT the same as the first.

Now either get it straight or expect a jdam to be winging it's way thru your kitchen window real soon.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:15 PM (n08+I)

538 533 Turns out I can watch some new movies for $5.99 on Prime. Anyone see anything lately worth $5.99? They want $20 for Dune which I refuse to pay.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:13 PM (Y+l9t)


I'll be honest, there just isn't much worth watching these days. I enjoyed Dune but I would wait till it's six bucks. That's how Amazon does it. Trying to sucker people to pay twenty to watch a movie. Wait a month or two and it's six.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:15 PM (4fSQf)

539 Wait a minute. The second string was NOT the same as the first.

Now either get it straight or expect a jdam to be winging it's way thru your kitchen window real soon.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:15 PM (n08+I)


The spoon is in the drawer. I repeat, the spoon is in the butter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:16 PM (4fSQf)

540 I must rise to the defense of Ann-Margret.

I met and talked with her for a considerable time at the closing party for a show she was doing in Lake Tahoe. A very nice lady.

She did a lot for the troops in Vietnam, as well.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

541 We h

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:18 PM (2JoB8)

542 But the cat's in the cradle with a silver spoon

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 08:18 PM (d9y0q)

543 We here until ONT?

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:18 PM (2JoB8)

544 I like the bureaucrat piece. Is it a union bureaucrat and cannot be captured as well as not being able to capture anything itself?

I wanted to link to Michelle with the huge back bow dress in response to the MTM fugly bridesmaid dress but I couldn't find it so no brain bleach needed.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 08, 2022 08:18 PM (3cGpq)

545 So, anyone got any idea for new chess pieces?

-
The Scotty can transport any other piece to any unoccupied square.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 08:19 PM (FVME7)

546 Wait a minute. The second string was NOT the same as the first.

But the second verse was same as the first
Just a little bit louder and a little bit worse.

Posted by: Henry the VIII at January 08, 2022 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

547 540 I must rise to the defense of Ann-Margret.

I met and talked with her for a considerable time at the closing party for a show she was doing in Lake Tahoe. A very nice lady.

She did a lot for the troops in Vietnam, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:17 PM (a3Q+t


I'm not questioning her philanthropy. Just saying she sings like a Pterodactyl on coke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:20 PM (4fSQf)

548 Turns out I can watch some new movies for $5.99 on Prime. Anyone see anything lately worth $5.99? They want $20 for Dune which I refuse to pay.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:13 PM (Y+l9t)


Check out the "Snowpiecer' series.

The movie was a pile o'poo. However-

My sis claim the serie s was great so I checked it out last night and so far it's very entertaining in the first few episode.

Give that a whirl. It's "free" on HBOMax.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2022 08:20 PM (5NkmN)

549 542 But the cat's in the cradle with a silver spoon
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2022 08:18 PM (d9y0q)


Silver Spoon was a fun show. I really wanted a half size train that ran through my mansion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:21 PM (4fSQf)

550 Wait. There was a chessboard in the top pic???

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at January 08, 2022 08:22 PM (WG2XP)

551 Don't have HBO just Prime, Netflix and Peacock stuff.
I have been watching The Expanse and find it entertaining but it is only one episode a week. i also liked Yellowstone right up until the last episode which was......uninspiring.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:23 PM (Y+l9t)

552
I'm not questioning her philanthropy. Just saying she sings like a Pterodactyl on coke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:20 PM (4fSQf)



Wrong, banana nose!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxzZ-J45IQk

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2022 08:23 PM (5NkmN)

553 I'm not questioning her philanthropy. Just saying she sings like a Pterodactyl on coke.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:20 PM


I bow to the First Hall of Fame Inauguree of the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association's comparative evaluation of singing talent.

* sits down *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:24 PM (a3Q+t)

554 Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:16 PM (4fSQf)

Neon Green this is Watchtower.
Go.
Yeah Neon Green some smart aleck with a single side band radio is out there dicking around and I'd like to send a harm loose their way. Here's their freq. I'll see if I can get them to stick their head up one more time.Over

This is neon Green. Got the freq dialed in and a package ready on the rails special delivery. out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:16 PM (4fSQf)

Hey buddy. I was just funnin' yah. It gets boring out here ya know?
say what was that first string again?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:25 PM (n08+I)

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:25 PM (n08+I)

556 Don't have HBO just Prime, Netflix and Peacock stuff.
I have been watching The Expanse and find it entertaining but it is only one episode a week. i also liked Yellowstone right up until the last episode which was......uninspiring.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:23 PM (Y+l9t)


If you like old school, check out "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" and the "Alfred Hitchcock Hour" for "free" on Peacock.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2022 08:25 PM (5NkmN)

557 ? work

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:25 PM (n08+I)

558 Not me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

559 Too many Italics in here

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 08, 2022 08:26 PM (todmg)

560 Paging Naturalfake. Paging Naturalflak.

you're wanted in the Barrel, Stat!

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (n08+I)

561 547 540 I must rise to the defense of Ann-Margret.

I'm not questioning her philanthropy. Just saying she sings like a Pterodactyl on coke.
----
Quickly picks up tom-tom and calls Fred Flintstone at the quarry, for a learned opinion.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

562 Ann-Margaret probably is overrated.
But nothing beats watching her roll around in a slather of baked beans and giant wieners.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (vuisn)

563 I didn't cause it. No tags at all. I did fix it tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (n08+I)

564 IF this was a maxie death disease and IF the vaccine stopped it cold and no one could get infected by those who had the vaxx, then even with the uglyl side effects it would make sense to have a mandate and to be upset by people who were not getting it.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 06:54 PM (n08+I)

If that were the case, no mandates would be needed. People would be lining up in the streets for their shot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 08:28 PM (P3gRi)

565 Hmmm or was it sharon(willows apprentice)?

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (n08+I)

566 Yeah, baby!

Saturday night in the Barrel!!!

Wow, it's all slippy and slinky in here..so where's the women.

...

...

There are women in here aren't there?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (5NkmN)

567 Sorry to offend the Ann-Margret fan club members here. Lol.

Come on Sweden. ABBA and Ann-Margaret?

That's just cruel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (4fSQf)

568 But nothing beats watching her roll around in a slather of baked beans and giant wieners.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (vuisn)

Uhh...link please...

And make it quick , before SSI-80 Ette looks over my shoulder.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (ItDAh)

569 Hey. It wasn't me! I am innocent. I have never ever seen t he inside of the barrel.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:30 PM (Y+l9t)

570 Altho we can insert small links, we still have to be careful that they don't contain our oddball tags.

Best to use a bitly or tiny url as they hide any of those pesky tags.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 08:31 PM (n08+I)

571 I liked the Korean Snowpiercer movie better than the series.

I got bored with it after a while

Just started watching "Alice in Borderland" on Netflix, and nearly done with the first season of "Resident Alien" on Syfy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:31 PM (ufFY8)

572 Come on Sweden. ABBA and Ann-Margaret?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at January 08, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

573 I'm talkin' fur and early mornin' dew

https://tinyurl.com/2p84jxzb

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:32 PM (geLO8)

574 572 Come on Sweden. ABBA and Ann-Margaret?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM

Ahem.
Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at January 08, 2022 08:31 PM (a3Q


Rumor is they're 50% male now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:32 PM (4fSQf)

575 568 But nothing beats watching her roll around in a slather of baked beans and giant wieners.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (vuisn)

Uhh...link please...

And make it quick , before SSI-80 Ette looks over my shoulder.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (ItDAh)

https://tinyurl.com/mrxv7zjj

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:33 PM (vuisn)

576 https://youtu.be/boLQiAsH3ho

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 08, 2022 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

577 If that were the case, no mandates would be needed. People would be lining up in the streets for their shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 08:28 PM (P3gRi)


But comrade, the peasants don't really know what is good for them, da?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 08, 2022 08:33 PM (hOUT3)

578 via Fox News. 'Lia' is the tranny breaking all the female swimming records at Penn State. Oops.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2022 07:53 PM (F0YaR)

No...

University of Pennsylvania

Not State Penn!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 08, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)

579 not over-rated
https://tinyurl.com/2p93crdt

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:34 PM (geLO8)

580 Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:33 PM (vuisn)

Yera a giver!

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 08, 2022 08:34 PM (ItDAh)

581 Uhh...link please...

And make it quick , before SSI-80 Ette looks over my shoulder.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (ItDAh)

https://tinyurl.com/mrxv7zjj
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:33 PM (vuisn


Sigh. Another entry into book of stuff I can't Unsee.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:35 PM (4fSQf)

582 Castlevania is better than the Witcher.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 08, 2022 08:35 PM (ybIRR)

583 Never seen the movie Tommy

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:35 PM (2JoB8)

584
Just started watching "Alice in Borderland" on Netflix, and nearly done with the first season of "Resident Alien" on Syfy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:31 PM (ufFY

"Resident Alien" was quirky enough to make me smile, and I like Alan Tudyk a lot. "Only Murders in the Building", on Hulu, was one of the most enjoyable new tv shows I've seen in a long, long time. (Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez) Very good writing, which surprised me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 08:35 PM (evAgx)

585 Hey. It wasn't me! I am innocent. I have never ever seen t he inside of the barrel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Do you mean the Rustic Sauna and Meditation Amenity?

Posted by: Miklos from Marketing at January 08, 2022 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)

586 I'm talkin' fur and early mornin' dew
https://tinyurl.com/2p84jxzb
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:32 PM


Yes, there were some photos shot on IR film from the audience that caused quite a stir.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)

587 583 Never seen the movie Tommy
Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:35 PM (2JoB

the music is great - the movie sucked, only high point was Elton John's Pinball Wizard, and Tina Turner's piece.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 08:36 PM (evAgx)

588 569 Hey. It wasn't me! I am innocent. I have never ever seen t he inside of the barrel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:30 PM (Y+l9t)


You missed it this year, {{{Sharon}}}? It was the highlight of my TxMoMe ...

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 08, 2022 08:36 PM (v23vE)

589 What's the best Rock Opera movie?

I'd have to say Heavy Metal but I'm not sure that counts.

Is Rocky Horror considered Rock Opera?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:37 PM (4fSQf)

590 I heard many years back about certain ladies using Alum to shrink their peerless parts. I have no personal experience of that.

I would guess that talc would make things a bit drier and if not then muddier?

And what if you got some of that medicated powder? mentholated?
Posted by: jakee308 at January 08, 2022 07:30 PM (n08+I)

Talcum powder is, in itself, innocuous. It's possible that some talcum powder might be contaminated with ground asbestos, since the mineral talc and the various asbestos minerals can (not always) occur in the same deposit. Short fiber asbestos is carcinogenic.

The risk is wildly exaggerated, but ambulance-chasers are involved, so you knew that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 08:37 PM (P3gRi)

591 >Hey. It wasn't me! I am innocent. I have never ever seen t he inside of the barrel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


there's all-new linoleum flooring, and the magazines are pretty recent

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:38 PM (geLO8)

592 Probably obviously heard all the music of Tommy, never saw the movie

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:38 PM (2JoB8)

593 best rock opera - J. C. Superstar

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 08:38 PM (evAgx)

594 there's all-new linoleum flooring, and the magazines are pretty recent
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:38 PM (geLO


Are the pages still stuck together in the Sears Catalog?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:39 PM (4fSQf)

595 What's the buzz, tell me what's a happening...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

596 Just a weird thought I've had. I've been playing a lot of Elite Sniper 4 lately. You can look through your binoculars and tag a enemy getting a brief biography such as "Private Hans Schmidt born in 1922 in Dusseldorf, drafted into the Wehrmacht in 1941." If you get a really good shot, you can follow the bullet in X-Ray 3D as it plows through your Hans' skull and blows his eyes out. So it introduces a person then shows you the gory death you have meted out on him for the crime of wearing the wrong uniform and being in the wrong place.

This reminds me of The Iliad which provides much more detailed biographies frequently including how the death affects the victim's family and also describes in gory detail the wounds inflicted upon him causing his death. It's as if Homer played Sniper Elite but improved upon it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 08:39 PM (FVME7)

597 Please note: the ashtrays have been removed.

Posted by: The Barrel at January 08, 2022 08:39 PM (jYQlA)

598 Ken Russell is basically the Freddie Mercury of film directors.

"If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:39 PM (vuisn)

599 >Are the pages still stuck together in the Sears Catalog?

Posted by: AlaBAMA


the shiny pages are good for TP

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:40 PM (geLO8)

600 I have never ever seen t he inside of the barrel.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


Can one truly claim Moronhood without having been a denizen of The Barrel?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)

601 593 best rock opera - J. C. Superstar
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 08, 2022 08:38 PM (evAgx)

That's like being the tallest midget.

All Rock Opera's blow...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 08, 2022 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)

602 Frekin mail man. Or whatever. I get a note today, clear the snow/ice from the road. This from the person that still delivers mail to Dad who has been gone for 3 1/2 yrs. And puts a ? on my name. This is not sitting well.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 08:41 PM (qpolg)

603 Ah, Miklos, that made me laugh.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:41 PM (Y+l9t)

604 >That's like being the tallest midget.



the leper with the most fingers

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:41 PM (geLO8)

605 Please note: the ashtrays have been removed.
Posted by: The Barrel

Souvenirs

Posted by: Miklos *shifty eyes* at January 08, 2022 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)

606 I have seen JC Superstar as a teenager

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:41 PM (2JoB8)

607 AOP, need educating. I have a small radiator leak. Is this something for flexseal or a new radiator?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2022 07:54 PM (l26Ik)

JB Weld is your friend.
Posted by: Indignatio Vindicatorem at January 08, 2022 07:55 PM (oWBc3)

Depends upon where the leak is, and what the radiator is built from. JB Weld might indeed work. Some sort of radiator stop-leak products dumped into the radiator might help, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 08:43 PM (P3gRi)

608 Nothing tops Meatloaf singing Hot Patootie

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:43 PM (4fSQf)

609 Then I had a need to drive some 3" deck screws into some MDF, and I read that one should use an impact driver. Perfect!

Get a collated screw gun for decking. Trust me.
I'm always right and I never lie.

Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2022 08:44 PM (cPGH3)

610 Nothing tops Meatloaf singing Hot Patootie
Posted by: AlaBAMA

ketchup

Posted by: Miklos consults recipes at January 08, 2022 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)

611 We've also added those thin paper wraps around the toilet seat: Sanitized For Your Protection.

Posted by: The Barrel Management at January 08, 2022 08:44 PM (jYQlA)

612 How about this for a new chess piece:

The Monsignor

It just hovers around the Bishop, without anybody every figuring out what it does.

Posted by: Just G at January 08, 2022 08:45 PM (Y+lix)

613 AOP, need educating. I have a small radiator leak. Is this something for flexseal or a new radiator?
Posted by: Ben Had

Jeebus, folks! What if it just a hose?

Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2022 08:45 PM (cPGH3)

614 Ann Margaret critics must have never seen Bye Bye Birdie.

Posted by: My Corona at January 08, 2022 08:45 PM (mmU7u)

615 Dear Barrel Management, I want the ashtrays back. Thank you.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 08:45 PM (qpolg)

616 Moms meatloaf was so bad the dog wouldn't even touch it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:45 PM (4fSQf)

617 611 We've also added those thin paper wraps around the toilet seat: Sanitized For Your Protection.
Posted by: The Barrel Management at January 08, 2022 08:44 PM (jYQlA)

Made taking a dump at a hotel like cutting the ribbon at a new Applebee's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 08, 2022 08:46 PM (dNqv+)

618 Jeebus, folks! What if it just a hose?
Posted by: MkY

Cause if it's a hose, then you need a whole new car, right?

Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2022 08:46 PM (cPGH3)

619 "This ashtray stolen from The Stork Club"

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:46 PM (vuisn)

620 Dear Barrel Management, I want the ashtrays back. Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel

Toss 'em in the urinal like everybody else

Posted by: Miklos would never do that, of course at January 08, 2022 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

621 Dear Barrel Management, I want the ashtrays back. Thank you.
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 08:45 PM


Smoking is bad for you.

Posted by: Karen, Executive Secretary to The Barrel Management at January 08, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

622 Lol, Ray Milland is in this "Frogs" movie.

In honor of Ray:

https://youtu.be/hLZseWU9Z-E

BOC X-Ray Eyes

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

623 idea:

suggestion box in the Barrel

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO8)

624 Speaking of meatloaf, I made meatloaf for dinner and it was way too salty and I have a lot left over. Any ideas for leftover recipe for a too salty meatloaf?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:48 PM (Y+l9t)

625 623 idea:

suggestion box in the Barrel
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:48 PM (geLO8


Are you trying to get us all kicked out of here?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:49 PM (4fSQf)

626 We've also added those thin paper wraps around the toilet seat: Sanitized For Your Protection.
Posted by: The Barrel Management

There's a seat now?

Posted by: Miklos does not really remember at January 08, 2022 08:49 PM (QzkSJ)

627 I just noticed that the ugly bridesmaids have different color shoes and the shoes match their gloves....ughhhh!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 08, 2022 08:49 PM (UUBmN)

628 624 Speaking of meatloaf, I made meatloaf for dinner and it was way too salty and I have a lot left over. Any ideas for leftover recipe for a too salty meatloaf?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:48 PM (Y+l9t)


Send it to Ben Had to fix the radiator leak?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:50 PM (4fSQf)

629 Sooooo...no movie thread tonight?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

630 Smoking is bad for you.
Posted by: Karen, Executive Secretary to The Barrel Management at January 08, 2022 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

So it this shiv, karen.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 08:50 PM (qpolg)

631 Any ideas for leftover recipe for a too salty meatloaf?
Posted by: sharon

Mix with unsalted meatloaf

Posted by: Miklos, ze probleme she ees sol-ved at January 08, 2022 08:51 PM (QzkSJ)

632 8 or 10 days left at my job. Such a freeing experience. And it is going to be so interesting to see what the incompetents above me attempt to do with replacing me. Should be hilarious if no one currently working there wants it. Which is what I expect. And if they didn't post it externally too... well that's just less time to get eyeballs on it.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 08, 2022 08:51 PM (ZDCXy)

633 I've got an idea for leftover too salty meatloaf.

Posted by: The Dog at January 08, 2022 08:51 PM (jYQlA)

634 Eris, I tried to start talking about movies but everyone said there weren't any.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:52 PM (Y+l9t)

635 Sooooo...no movie thread tonight?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 08:50 PM


It would appear not. I realize missing the opportunity to wear that new designer gown down the red carpet is disappointing. May I suggest getting a snap or two wearing it on the Book Thread, and then sending it in for inclusion into next week's Chess Thread, which clearly is begging for help?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 08, 2022 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

636 Pluck it out!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:52 PM (vuisn)

637 Hrothgar, does Conor like meatloaf?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:52 PM (Y+l9t)

638 We're talking about how bad Ann-Margaret is in By Bye Birdie. That's kinda a movie thing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:53 PM (4fSQf)

639 Any ideas for leftover recipe for a too salty meatloaf?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Wife says either chop it up, throw some tomato, sweet, hot, etc, and turn it into sloppy joe, or throw it away.

Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2022 08:54 PM (cPGH3)

640 Wife says either chop it up, throw some tomato, sweet, hot, etc, and turn it into sloppy joe, or throw it away.

Considering both those options although thinking more about chili than sloppy joe.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:56 PM (Y+l9t)

641 did anybody see the latest Bond film No Time To Die

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)

642 I think I have seen By Bye Birdie

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 08:56 PM (2JoB8)

643 Considering both those options although thinking more about chili than sloppy joe.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Depends on ingredients. You use crackers or some such for "body"?

Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2022 08:57 PM (cPGH3)

644
641 did anybody see the latest Bond film No Time To Die
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO


Yes. Pretty unremarkable. Wokeness galore. Bond is neutered. It was so boring I can't even remember the plot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 08:57 PM (4fSQf)

645
Any ideas for leftover recipe for a too salty meatloaf?
Posted by: sharon


I'll be right over.

Posted by: Salt sucking monster from Star Trek at January 08, 2022 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

646 Mrs. DIG is going crazy now that we discovered that Sam Elliot is in this Frogs movie, lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 08, 2022 08:57 PM (ufFY8)

647 >Yes. Pretty unremarkable. Wokeness galore. Bond is neutered. It was so boring I can't even remember the plot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

yeah, Q is gay now

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO8)

648 The Spiderman movie is good.

Posted by: Saw it a week ago at January 08, 2022 08:58 PM (jYQlA)

649 Mix it with a starch. The starch will soak up the salt.

Posted by: Golfman at January 08, 2022 08:58 PM (OjIzg)

650
We've also added those thin paper wraps around the toilet seat: Sanitized For Your Protection.
Posted by: The Barrel Management


You do understand that the only thing that was sanitized was the paper band, right? The seat was still a regular hootenanny of infectious agents.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 08, 2022 08:59 PM (pNxlR)

651 did anybody see the latest Bond film No Time To Die.

Yes, $5.99 on Prime. I thought it was entertaining. Some of the action scenes were pretty unbelievable, like there is no way a human being could actually do them. It has faded pretty quickly but at $5.99 was an evenings entertainment.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:59 PM (Y+l9t)

652 yeah, Q is gay now
Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 08:58 PM (geLO


That was it. The plot was Q is gay and 007 is a black woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 08, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)

653 You do understand that the only thing that was sanitized was the paper band, right? The seat was still a regular hootenanny of infectious agents.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

How the heck else are you supposed to build up immunity?

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2022 09:00 PM (qpolg)

654 Hollywood hates us, and wants us dead, but some people here still pay for their shit. It is a puzzlement.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 08, 2022 09:00 PM (P3gRi)

655 there seems to be a new post

Posted by: DB at January 08, 2022 09:00 PM (geLO8)

656 Feed the meatloaf to a hobo. Then place the hobo in a smoker.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 08, 2022 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

657 Mix it with a starch. The starch will soak up the salt.
Posted by: Golfman

We're discussing food recovery right now. Woman thinks if you use bread crumb or cracker in your loaf, you throw it away.
Any other recipe, there is recovery... Cottage pie came to mind for both of us. Hamburger on the bottom, mashed kataters on top. Don't salt the tates. Voila.

Posted by: MkY at January 08, 2022 09:01 PM (cPGH3)

658 Klimate Change (SQUAWK)

Two days in a row and one of the Golf Channel announcers starts preaching about kLImAtE CHaNge messing up Hawaii. The announcer lives there so he's an 'expert' or something. At least once per round I've noticed.

They are playing at Kapalua. It's just lovely.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2022 09:01 PM (sAmhv)

659 Hrothgar, does Conor like meatloaf?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 08:52 PM (Y+l9t)


Yes, and he says he has a really cunning plan for meatloaf reuse!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 08, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3)

660 I really didn't see the Woke part. Yes there is a female agent but she didn't really do that much.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 08, 2022 09:02 PM (Y+l9t)

661 Hootenanny Of Infectious Agents used to tour with The Lovin'Spoonful back in the day.

Posted by: IIRC at January 08, 2022 09:02 PM (jYQlA)

662 Buttercups made a sunlight of their own,
and in the shelter of scattered coppices
the pale wind-flowers still dreamed in whiteness.
_E. F. Benson.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 09:03 PM (2L0fX)

663
Feed the meatloaf to a hobo. Then place the hobo in a smoker.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes


Yeah, but it's a dry heat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/s at January 08, 2022 09:03 PM (pNxlR)

664 https://www.powerlineblog.com/baldwin around the bend

Seems to me seeing this video of his own making is in his mind he is innocent of this manslaughter, and makes a strange comment about Jan 6.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2022 09:04 PM (2JoB8)

665 anyone got a receipt for toooo meatloafy Salt?

Posted by: birddog at January 08, 2022 09:09 PM (uAI4S)

666 The meatloaf is not too salty. It's just being dry brined.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2022 09:12 PM (4I/2K)

667 Re: Substandard meatloaf

Feed to dog.
If dog won't eat it, throw in trash.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 08, 2022 09:12 PM (r0ADi)

668 I'll eat it.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at January 08, 2022 09:19 PM (jYQlA)

669 Link no workie

Posted by: Braenyard at January 08, 2022 09:24 PM (2L0fX)

670 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
In a bizarre rant Alec Baldwin just compared his shooting of his cinematographer to Jan 6 and seemed to blame both on 'right wing hate'

-
Makes sense to me but I just dropped a couple tabs of acid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 09:26 PM (FVME7)

671 But nothing beats watching her roll around in a slather of baked beans and giant wieners.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 08, 2022 08:27 PM (vuisn)

Uhh...link please...

And make it quick , before SSI-80 Ette looks over my shoulder.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 08, 2022 08:29 PM (ItDAh)

Isn't that from Tommy the musical movie?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 09:37 PM (eoQWY)

672 In a bizarre rant Alec Baldwin just compared his shooting of his cinematographer to Jan 6 and seemed to blame both on 'right wing hate'

-
Makes sense to me but I just dropped a couple tabs of acid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 09:26 PM (FVME7)

Makes perfect sense. In both a leftist authority figure gunned down a woman and are trying to cover it up.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 08, 2022 09:39 PM (eoQWY)

673 Mood.

Posted by: But with clothes on at January 08, 2022 09:41 PM (jYQlA)

674 670 Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec
In a bizarre rant Alec Baldwin just compared his shooting of his cinematographer to Jan 6 and seemed to blame both on 'right wing hate'

-
Makes sense to me but I just dropped a couple tabs of acid.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 08, 2022 0


It's just Nixon and this damned war!

Posted by: Buzzion at January 08, 2022 09:41 PM (ZDCXy)

675 The Epstein - it only abuses/captures pawns, and is removed from the board mysteriously in the middle of the game.

Posted by: norrin radd at January 08, 2022 10:56 PM (sx0et)

676 The Brandon - It has no idea what it's doing, but gets promoted to a King at a crucial moment even though it doesn't reach the back rank.

Posted by: norrin radd at January 08, 2022 11:05 PM (sx0et)

677 Hurry back with the real chess puzzles! I haven't played more than 2-3 games in the last 25 years but still love the puzzles!

Posted by: madmike at January 09, 2022 08:25 AM (NlirN)

678 This is ridiculous. I look forward to the real Chess thread. If this was an April Fool's joke thing, fine, it's good for a laugh, but two weeks of nonsense is stupid. Granted, this is not my website and you can do what you want, but that doesn't mean me as a reader has to like it nor give you the web traffic of viewership. The author of the Chess thread is allowed a break, go on vacation, etc., but that is no excuse for the temp replacement to make a mockery of it.

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679 Hey jackass. Oregon muse is out sick with Covid. It's not all about you getting what you want.

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