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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Francois Boucher
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 11, 2022 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (F4DJi)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: f'd at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (DU+/6)
Where's Maurice... (wolf whistle)?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: f'd at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Young Paolo at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (4I/2K)
Where's Maurice... (wolf whistle)?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
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Some people call me Maurice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (F4DJi)
Early rendition of the classic horror flick, "The Hand."
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Amazing detail. Is that a reflection, a ghost or another person to her left? Kinda odd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (mdaT8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (F4DJi)
Posted by: Young Paolo at January 11, 2022 09:32 AM (4I/2K)
But once you're in, you can hide for days.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (Mtn20)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: f'd at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (vrz2I)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Wally at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (yrol0)
And diverts the eyes from her mustache.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 09:33 AM (J7wri)
No crocs.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
In any event, the painting is colorful and I love the texture of the green dress. And her hind paws do seem kind of small.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (txdEq)
She wiggles and she fusses and she fidgets
Adjusts and rearranges all her widgets
Can't sit still, she's a mess
Because underneath her dress
She's smuggling a full platoon of midgets
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:34 AM (mD/uy)
It's why you send a telegram 6 weeks in advance.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (F4DJi)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (0jZnq)
Amazing detail. Is that a reflection, a ghost or another person to her left? Kinda odd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022
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Yes, it does look like her reflection.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (RL/ur)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (Mtn20)
Posted by: bluebell at January 11, 2022 09:37 AM (wyw4S)
Posted by: S Miller at January 11, 2022 09:37 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 11, 2022 09:37 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (mD/uy)
That's no boating accident!
Posted by: Hooper at January 11, 2022 09:37 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Billy J at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2022 09:36 AM (4I/2K)
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Impossible to know. She could be flat or heavily stacked. She's wearing a textile mill's worth of fabric!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022
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That's one long humerus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (m45I2)
I saw Platoon of Midgets open for They Might Be Giants at the TCCC in 1998.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (wmDcS)
Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2022 09:35 AM (0jZnq)
Mainpiece for a long time...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Billy J at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)
To flatten and compress her pompadour.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (xsgbU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Is that a joke that takes too long to get to the punchline?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022
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A gigantic birthday card that King Louis picked up at Franc Tree.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:40 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 09:40 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)
Not funny!!!
Posted by: M Fields at January 11, 2022 09:40 AM (7bRMQ)
There is so much to observe in this and similar style paintings. They must be spectacular to see in person.
BTW, his Wiki page has some great crayon images he did for models. Worth a look to see what can be accomplished with simple materials.
Posted by: JTB at January 11, 2022 09:40 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 09:39 AM (CYnTg)
Thank you for the reminder. BIAB. Wood run.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 09:41 AM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 09:41 AM (xsgbU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:38 AM (txdEq)
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I didn't notice that at first but now that you point it out, it is rather disarming.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 09:41 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2022 09:41 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Marooned at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 09:40 AM (cTCuP)
Covered it up with flowers.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (w9H27)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022
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If you follow the line of her neck down, you'll see the slope of the shoulder beginning. But then that cluster of flowers interrupts the view. And the angle of her forearm and hand is such that the upper bone of her arm would be about 25% longer than normal, well, people.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 09:43 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:43 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:43 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Why, thank you! I just had it stuffed!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022
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On the other hand, her radius and ulna seem pretty normal.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2022 09:45 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Tuna at January 11, 2022 09:45 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 11, 2022 09:45 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:46 AM (lCui1)
As I surveyed her lovely corsage
I thought it must be a mirage
But it turned out a blessing
Madame Roquefort, undressing
Revealing her décolletage
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2022
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There was strong competition at the court for Louis' favors among Madame Pompadour, Sister Goldenhair, and Mademoiselle Shag-Cut.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:46 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (haWye)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (sJHOI)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (haWye)
If you look at the implied legs they're more plausible for that, but the upper body is relatively huge.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (qpX6U)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 09:48 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:48 AM (LvTSG)
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Imagine the ordeal taking a piss was like.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 09:48 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM (haWye)
Tiny feet, big mish.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2022 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 09:48 AM (UHVv4)
I've been there. It's a big dumb box full of gaudy shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 11, 2022 09:48 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 09:49 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:49 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 09:46 AM (lCui1)
Why, why do you mock me!?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at January 11, 2022 09:50 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 09:50 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2022 09:50 AM (0jZnq)
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Enlighten me. I have no idea what you are referring to.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)
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Enlighten me. I have no idea what you are referring to.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (J7wri)
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Something that the media will convincingly bury to never be thought of again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JROD
It's just a flesh wound.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (Y5qcH)
It's teal day again.
Posted by: CouchFuckers local 6&7/8ths at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (J7wri)
There is one hell of a lot of work in that portrait. I bet it took multiple sittings over a period of days.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 11, 2022 09:47 AM
I went to art school with a woman who would paint the model. In two hours she was done with a very realistic portrayal to boot. They all looked as appealing to me as the painting of Cosmo Cramer in Seinfeld. In other words, not at all. But damn she was fast.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: JROD at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (8I2zc)
Would Not Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 09:42 AM (w9H27)
Never tell a book by its cover
Or who you gonna love by your lover
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)
If the wind was strong, she'd end up in Luxembourg.
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
like the colors, but would not hang unless i owned and ran a brothel decorated in what i consider early american whore house style.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
They won't be able to bury every country in the world screaming for compensation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: skywch at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (sKjat)
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (fZ9UQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (mNhhD)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (88xKn)
We know now its two-thirds of deaths of Americans from COVID are people with SIX or more comorbidities.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
They won't be able to bury every country in the world screaming for compensation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (Y5qcH)
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Well, every nation in the world has gone whole hog on bullshit science for two years in an effort to accumulate power. I think it will go nowhere.
Happy to be proven wrong, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (LvTSG)
Man, if this O'Keefe, DARPA thing is real heads should roll. We're going to have the entire world seriously pissed at the US.
Remember how Germany had to pay reparations for starting WW1? I could see the rest of the world suing China and the USA for complicity in releasing Covid on the planet.
But Fauci continues to keep his job.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: dantesed at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (88xKn)
She on the page that say "Place large rock in center of stream"
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 09:55 AM (fZ9UQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:55 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 09:52 AM (Y5qcH)
Danny O'Keefe > James O'Keefe
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 09:55 AM (w9H27)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
*****
Spinnaker? Heck, I barely knew 'er!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 09:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (QU5/
If a mime dies and no one hears it...
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:55 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Paladin at January 11, 2022 09:56 AM (CE4w9)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)
The midgets underneath lift the dress.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 09:56 AM (mdaT8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 09:56 AM (P3gRi)
it was real enough for Twitter to pre-ban Project Veritas over it!
Come on, we all knew this. The Right People were panicking at the start of this, almost immediately - why? Thru the grapevine they knew it was a bioweapon of some kind.
We're dumb enough to enable China's own bioweapon creation (thinking they're working with or for us). Definitely dumb enough.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 09:56 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 08:59 AM (F4b8f)
Fuck that.
If I have a cold or the flu I certainly try to avoid transmitting it to other people. That's just being polite.
You have let politics overwhelm basic human decency.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Sure. Wash your hands, cover your cough. But don't expect me to lock myself in the house when I get a cold. I am not indifferent to your recent illness. If you are at higher risk, you have to take more precautions to protect yourself. My kid was sent to the nurses office yesterday because he sneezed. Ffs!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 09:57 AM (F4b8f)
You'll find that Mme Pompadour's dress shall provide ample
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 11, 2022 09:57 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Muldoon
Can I interest you in some Pompatus?
Posted by: The Steve Miller Band at January 11, 2022 09:57 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 09:57 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 09:56 AM (P3gRi)
Muldoon said there was a Platoon under there. Is not that more than 8.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 09:57 AM (yrol0)
Remember how Germany had to pay reparations for starting WW1? I could see the rest of the world suing China and the USA for complicity in releasing Covid on the planet.
But Fauci continues to keep his job.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (dQvv7)
That treaty in WW1 wasn't arrived at by lawsuit. I don't think anyone is looking to press the issue by force of arms.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 11, 2022 09:58 AM (z5Vrg)
But I guess if you fire Fauci now it's almost an admission of guilt.
Hillary would know what to do with him.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 09:59 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 11, 2022 09:54 AM (dQvv7)
We should probably pre-emptively imprison any corporals with facial hair.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 09:59 AM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Paladin at January 11, 2022
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Imagine the fun King Louis had finding out!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Methos at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society
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I'm safe then!
Posted by: Corporal Agarn at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (qpX6U)
Money > health of staff.
Oh. And we've been told to shut up. Because.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Hillary would know what to do with him.j
Put him on the board of the foundation in return for 10% of the book deal.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2022 10:01 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: Muldoon
Can I interest you in some Pompatus?
Posted by: The Steve Miller Band
********
Hold my Bordeaux!
Posted by: The Scarlet Pimpernel at January 11, 2022 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
Oh. And we've been told to shut up. Because.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
This is reassuring.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 10:02 AM (mdaT8)
[iBut I guess if you fire Fauci now it's almost an admission of guilt.
Hillary would know what to do with him.
♪ Ft Marcy Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again ♪
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2022 10:03 AM (dQvv7)
In the meantime I have to call up and roar at my apartment complex office. There's been no sign of a plumber called out to solve the water leak problem in my bathroom, and I had to spend 40 minutes last night waiting for my neighbors' tub to drain (it was stopped up, they said).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq)
Oh baby! We gotta go.
Posted by: King Louis Louis at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (PiwSw)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (lCui1)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (6Je/Q)
Money > health of staff.
Oh. And we've been told to shut up. Because.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Money > health of staff + infected patient = massive malpractice lawsuit.
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (yRved)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 11, 2022 10:05 AM (us2H3)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (lCui1)
Ummmmmm...No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2022 10:05 AM (w9H27)
Posted by: little boomer at January 11, 2022 10:05 AM (PNCY7)
I'm eating cottage cheese that's 2 days past it's best by date
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM
Would you like to? It can be arranged.
*cackle*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2022 10:05 AM (dQvv7)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Yes. It's the timing of it that is probably worrisome.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 10:05 AM (mD/uy)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Nope !
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (arJlL)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (lCui1)
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Yes, because it's inevitable.
But, probably not from eating cottage cheese that's past it's "best if consumed by" date.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
Did it really take them two years to find these emails?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Madame Defarge at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
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Did it really take them two years to find these emails?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:06 AM (0TVNF)
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Gearing up for election season and Fauci is now fully owned by the opposition party. No, politics has nothing to do with this. Just truth tellers getting to the truth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
Veritas didn't ask DARPA if the documents were real, they asked why they were stored on a classified drive. Thus the non answer bureaucrat-ese answer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (F4b8f)
Everything is racist.
COVID is everywhere on everyone everyday.
Climate change is everything and everyone's fault.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (yRved)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (lCui1)
You may develop super powers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (P3gRi)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 11, 2022 10:04 AM (lCui1)
It's a "freshness date," not a "becomes poison after this date" date. But, just to be safe, throw it out and buy some more!!!!
Posted by: The Cottage Which Sells Cheese at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (7bRMQ)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
***
2 days? I doubt it. Cottage cheese, now, that's the real silent killer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:08 AM (txdEq)
If Fauci and his corrupt team were hiding them?
Maybe.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:08 AM (ZLI7S)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
I get your good stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at January 11, 2022 10:08 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
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I'm sure Straight Shootin' Ted Cruz will be all over it!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:08 AM (5pTK/)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom
*****
I don't think there's any whey.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Demi Lovato's Spider.
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jack Kerouac at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (yRved)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
The actress was also in Underworld and the Outlander.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (dNqv+)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom
*****
I don't think there's any whey.
Posted by: Muldoon
Curd be.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (m45I2)
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Muldoon, with the cheesy comment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (5pTK/)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom
*****
I don't think there's any whey.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM
That's a very cultured response.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:08 AM (txdEq)
Word!
Posted by: Thighs at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: It is good to be the King at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
The actress was also in Underworld and the Outlander.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM (dNqv+)
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I love sad things like that episode.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Archer at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (gmo/4)
Byrd rejected talking to DOJ [Department of Justice], and FBI and [the D.C.] Metropolitan Police, yet was cleared of all charges.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (yrol0)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser
Did it smell bad? Taste bad? Any numbness in the mouth when you eat it?
If not, you're fine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (dNqv+)
-Dr Fuck me Fauci
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (F4b8f)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (us2H3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom
*****
I don't think there's any whey.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:09 AM
*
That's a very cultured response.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2022
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The whole thing is a cottage industry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)
Why did Pelosi decide now is the time to release this info, and launder it through the Repubs? Wheels within wheels, man.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: It is good to be the King at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (QMwOT)
Once a king always a kings
But once a knight is enough
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Bil and Ted's Excellent Cottage Cheese Adventure at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (yRved)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
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Do they pay you for the late cancellation?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: President Biden at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
I sure we can find someone here willing to glove up and finger you.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: sidney at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (LJJah)
Do they pay you for the late cancellation?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (LvTSG)
A hahahahahahaha. You're funny TJM!!
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 11, 2022 10:14 AM (vuisn)
McCarthy's comments came during the latest On The Hill long-form video special, taped in December at an Eastern Market establishment on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2022 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
I am starting to lose patience with it. Usually, in order to have punch as tragedy, the story telling has to be good enough to make you care about the characters in order for the tragedy to hit home. So that is good.
I was about to say that there are hardly any well told positive stories, but there are hardly any well told stories, period.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:15 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (eGTCV)
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Yeah, if people like McCabe truly thought conservatives were as dangerous as they say they claim they are, they'd be just a bit more careful in what they say.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:15 AM (5pTK/)
Sure. Wash your hands, cover your cough. But don't expect me to lock myself in the house when I get a cold. I am not indifferent to your recent illness. If you are at higher risk, you have to take more precautions to protect yourself. My kid was sent to the nurses office yesterday because he sneezed. Ffs!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 09:57 AM (F4b8f)
Before the wuflu most Americans went on with their lives despite cold symptoms, with fever being the indicator to stay home (kids had to be fever free for 24h to return to school). I went to work many times with colds, and was expected to do so. CAT is correct about trips to the nurse or being sent home over a sneeze which could have been brought about by dust. Expecting people with the sniffles to lock down is silly, or it used to be.
We can go too far in either direction. Heading out to work or school with influenza and a dose of tylenol (masking your symptoms) is not ok, but employers are rather punitive toward people with work absences. At my former employer, it was not uncommon to see people getting warnings and even suspensions over staying home with actual illnesses..one could only get sick 3x annually.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2022 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
It's April 1st?!? I thought it was still January!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (7bRMQ)
Am I gonna die?
Posted by: vmom
i think you're guda to go
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2022 10:13 AM (fs1hN)
Shouldn't the hat keep you from picking up things?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
Makes me wonder how many people are going without basic healthcare and necessary treatments because COVID is the only thing that matters.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (45fpk)
McCarthy's comments came during the latest On The Hill long-form video special, taped in December at an Eastern Market establishment on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2022 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
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He's talking like he wants that Speaker job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
McCarthy's comments came during the latest On The Hill long-form video special, taped in December at an Eastern Market establishment on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2022 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
I call BS.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:17 AM (ONvIw)
hmm
just something I've been pondering
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:18 AM (j9HX3)
Am I gonna die?
Nah, I volunteered at a food shelter and they said yogurt and cottage cheese can be eaten 7 days after expiration date (provided it doesn't smell bad, etc.). They regularly dealt with near-expiration food donations from local groceries.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:18 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:16 AM (45fpk)
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Obamacare has probably already impacted how much people seek health care. Meeting the deductibles can be a pretty high hurdle.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:18 AM (5pTK/)
Translation: US Citizen taxpayers are paying lawyers to keep illegal aliens in the country.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 10:18 AM (yrol0)
sure he is
let's not put the cart before the house tho
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (jvt6t)
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:17 AM (ONvIw)
Oui! It seems like a Poisson D'Avril. (just keeping with the theme)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022
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When I drove for Purolator ('78 to '87), we got n sick leave days, 5 I think. Any of them you didn't use got returned to you at the end of the year as bonus pay. So staying home without being sick ultimately cost you money. They call that an incentive, and it worked much better than a punitive technique.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (KAi1n)
sure he is
let's not put the cart before the house tho
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (j9HX3)
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I want the new MAGA wing of the House to reject him anyway. No one should believe a word he says.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2022 10:14 AM (RHGPo)
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I don't trust Kevin Last-of-the-Young-Guns McCarthy any more than I trusted Ryan or Cantor. Liars one and all.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (xsgbU)
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Wolfus, were you a race car driver?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (J7wri)
Fun! I would love to try on a dress like the one in the painting. I'm sure it's tight and heavy, but oh-so beautiful and feminine.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (45fpk)
Hope everything went well, grammie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
Nice. Did they pull the "we tried to contact you" bullshit?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (0OP+5)
You're probably pretty safe then. Unless Manute Bol starts cross dressing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (dNqv+)
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Yep.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (J7wri)
Not exactly a Profile in Courage given the the CoC hated the Trump agenda and supported Biden and Democrats in 2020.
It's like saying you won't date the woman who has already started going steady with your enemy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (ONvIw)
Excellent news, grammie! I hope your grandson is recovering OK.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (URNdm)
He isn't saying if I am Speaker they are gone, which is what he ought to say.
Posted by: blaster at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (mbFEM)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:19 AM (0TVNF)
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I don't much care for McCarthy, however, he doesn't really belong in the same class as that traitorous weasel, Ryan. Ryan intentionally threw the House back to the Dems, hoping to get PDT impeached. In fact, the case can be made that a lot of our current problems can be traced back to Ryan. Apologies to weasel, by the way.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (5pTK/)
BREAKING
We've released never before seen emails showing Dr. Fauci may have concealed information about #COVID19 originating from the Wuhan lab & intentionally downplayed the lab leak theory.
@RepJamesComer & @Jim_Jordan want Fauci under oath. Time for answers.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (dNqv+)
Thank you. The little trooper did just fine.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (45fpk)
George Costanza
Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (CYnTg)
Posted by: Bowser, noting that a little dab'll do ya at January 11, 2022 10:23 AM (MFphb)
Not exactly a Profile in Courage given the the CoC hated the Trump agenda and supported Biden and Democrats in 2020.
It's like saying you won't date the woman who has already started going steady with your enemy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)
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Yeah, it's something he should have said 4 or 5 years ago. Nice to hear him say it now when the truth is so obvious that Jonah Goldberg has probably caught on.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:23 AM (muv4E)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:23 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:24 AM (0TVNF)
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If something is growing on top of it its bad. Otherwise, feel free to consume.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:24 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (45fpk)
Could be. Coworker's daughter had to have an appendectomy, and they let both parents in. Hope everything went well with the grandson!
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 11, 2022 10:24 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:23 AM (J7wri)
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How about dissolve? Would dissolve work?
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:24 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (mdaT8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (f9vdt)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:24 AM (0TVNF)
Well it is finally an election year, so they have to act like they give a shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (dNqv+)
If there is a glimmer of good news in that statement it's that McCarthy appears to be adopting the Trump agenda.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 11, 2022 10:24 AM (Ez6QX)
Thank you Jordan. He came through just fine and got a milkshake for a reward.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)
Nice. Did they pull the "we tried to contact you" bullshit?
Posted by: Jordan61
if they didn't contact you, uou sjould very definitely bill them for lost productivity. use your fully burdened jourly rat that includes everything associated with your work (even if you're retired). i figure you gots to be worth $200 / hour just to turn on the lights, log into a computer, pay you overhead like health insurance and business taxes.
when they refuse, turn it over to a bill collector agency for a % of the fees. these bastards need to be taught a lesson.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 11, 2022 10:26 AM (4thlk)
I assume it changes colors or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:23 AM (muv4E)
The container becomes assymetrical, and sprouts a sign that reads, "free cookies".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 10:26 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:26 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (45fpk)
Probably. When my daughter was hospitalized for the better part of 2020, the Children's Hospital here made every accommodation they legally could to get parents in for their kids. Like, damn near "malicious compliance" with our tubby homo dictator's COVID edicts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 10:26 AM (hQ23g)
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Only if your idea of a $300K/year pension, $14M book deal, and repeated $1M "guest" spots on MSM shows is your idea of nothing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (muv4E)
I took one sip and my knees visibly buckled. Woof. It's like drinking forest fire, with a hint of burning rubber tree. I don't know how people can drink the super-peaty scotches.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: I'll ruin the ending for you at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (f9vdt)
Nope. He probably received too many emails from "leaders" on both sides supporting his policies for them to take action. Sort of like Hillary saying that she's take half of DC with her if she was prosecuted. Too many pols in on the wuflu grift.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (ONvIw)
Sullen, grades decline, starts hanging with the wrong crowd.
Posted by: gp, All Wrapped Up In His Own Private Idaho at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (qpX6U)
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Wolfus, were you a race car driver?
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022
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Oh, no -- this was Purolator Courier, a subsidiary of the filter company. We delivered packages and letters to businesses, the way Federal Express does. They came along a little later and did it better, with air-conditioned vans. We Puro guys sweated like the proverbial pigs.
At one point the company would take almost anything. I delivered fresh cow's liver to a suburban residence -- the guy needed some extract of it for his health. And while I never had live animals, one of my fellow drivers had to transport cages of lab rats. He was a germophobe; wore cotton gloves all day at work. Well, one day the rats got loose in the van. No panel separated the cargo and driver compartments. I heard he abandoned the van on the street and walked away for good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 10:20 AM (0OP+5)
Suite yourself, more for me.
Posted by: That randy northman from Game of Thrones at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (44ww/)
>>I don't trust Kevin Last-of-the-Young-Guns McCarthy any more than I trusted Ryan or Cantor. Liars one and all.
This sounds awfully like Paul Ryans lie about getting back to regular order, which somehow never materialized.
As they say, talk is cheap.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (xBnq2)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (KAi1n)
Covid got him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (K2SnJ)
If there is a glimmer of good news in that statement it's that McCarthy appears to be adopting the Trump agenda.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)
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I think he knows which way the wind is blowing in the upcoming House. He needs to be Trumpian to get the job.
But, once he has the job, he'll have the political tools to do whatever he wants anyway while delivering nothing because they don't have the presidency.
The Republican caucus should reject his bid for speakership on the first ballot and either get real concessions related to chairmanships at the minimum, or just find someone who isn't so completely spineless and on our side.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:26 AM (ESjRY)
Jeanne Poisson died from TB.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (cTCuP)
And he'd literally give you the shirt off his back, share a plate of pasta with you and even give a nice hummer. I mean, really great guy.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (ESjRY)
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Say, isn't Hillary teaching something for MasterClass?
Isn't that name problematic?
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (VJsqe)
Think I will stick to my actually good tasting rums.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (dNqv+)
As they say, talk is cheap.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (xBnq2)
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Man...a Republican Congress sending a real budget to a Republican president to sign? And it at least has meaningless budget cuts like NPR? How awesome does that sound?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
McCarthy would do the same in Ryan's shoes. He's a company man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (hQ23g)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (KAi1n)
Any word of his brother Smoka??
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (mZUr4)
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I've got a picture of my mom from the 1930s in which she and two other girls are modeling dresses from the 1700s. A museum representative came to their school looking for slim, petite girls who would fit in them.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (0TVNF)
--Ben Franklin
Posted by: Cosda at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (C3IQS)
But rest assure, the Lord of Time most certainly knew how to put a smile on her face.
Posted by: itzWicks at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (T/Wjp)
-Dr Fuck me Fauci
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (F4b8f)
That works for us. Alright everyone, time to update the narrative and fire up the printers, pixelators and twitters.
Posted by: Corporate Media at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Skip's Phone
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I've got painted 25mm Prussian WAS/SYW old-fashioned Minifigs; and a lead mountain of unpainted WAS/SYW Prussians from Foundry and Front Rank.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (UHVv4)
Byrd rejected talking to DOJ [Department of Justice], and FBI and [the D.C.] Metropolitan Police, yet was cleared of all charges.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2022 10:11 AM (yrol0)
Two sets of laws. Company murderers get off smooth.
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (0OP+5)
@lgbtqnation
Ted Cruz's [13 year old] teen daughter comes out as bisexual
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Remember, you can't use Hunter to attack President Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022
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it was possible to find people like that everywhere then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (txdEq)
I took one sip and my knees visibly buckled. Woof. It's like drinking forest fire, with a hint of burning rubber tree. I don't know how people can drink the super-peaty scotches.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:27 AM (VJsqe)
There's a cure for that. It's called bourbon
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (mZUr4)
And he'd literally give you the shirt off his back, share a plate of pasta with you and even give a nice hummer. I mean, really great guy.
Posted by: Frank Luntz at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (ESjRY)
You know, and this may just be me, a guy willing to give me a blowjob is not a recommending factor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (dNqv+)
Hmm...what does she think about showers with friendly older men?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 11, 2022 10:21 AM (Ez6QX)
They blamed the big hospital network. Moron Robbie, it was Atrium.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: demi lovato at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (mZUr4)
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No doubt. He was hoping I would love it because he can't stand it either.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (VJsqe)
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Remember a couple of years ago when the left pretended to be super upset when cops would shoot unarmed people?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (muv4E)
******
Hell, I'd be eternally grateful if someone could tell me how NOT to do it.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (m45I2)
PROGRESS! Or some shit.
Posted by: Obligatory at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (ESjRY)
>>How awesome does that sound?
I am literally sublimating my desire to go punch the clown right now at the prospect of having a legitimate budgeting process.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (xBnq2)
@lgbtqnation
Ted Cruz's [13 year old] teen daughter comes out as bisexual
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Remember, you can't use Hunter to attack President Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:30 AM (FVME7)
She's 13 years old. She shouldn't be any kind of sexual.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (Ez6QX)
@lgbtqnation
Ted Cruz's [13 year old] teen daughter comes out as bisexual
And there it is. I knew the cyberstalking of his kid was going get worse.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (URNdm)
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I'm shocked they didn't do it over the phone.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:33 AM (muv4E)
Leftists everywhere say she deserved it. I mean she broke the law, so obviously she needed to be shot.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:33 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM (KAi1n)
Any word of his brother Smoka??
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:29 AM (mZUr4)
Last I heard he was hanging with their cousin Tidy
Posted by: Roy at January 11, 2022 10:33 AM (fZ9UQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:28 AM (LvTSG)
They should, but being equally duplicitous, they will elect him.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:33 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2022 10:00 AM (U2p+3)
Is she black? Because what kind of monster would waste a precious monoclonal antibiotic infusion on a white devil?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:33 AM (T7iTv)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
*****
Is it possible she just doesn't spell very well and was saying that she wants a bicycle?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (URNdm)
Did he really believe that making the tik tok account "private" would end the matter?
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (ONvIw)
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I saw that story last week. She also condemned dear old dad's politics.
I didn't mention it because 1.) She's just a kid; and 2.) If that fuckin' douchebag was my old man, I'd be out to humiliate him too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (hQ23g)
Wonder it was NYT's creeper, I mean "social media reporter," Taylor Lorenz, who has stealth befriended the kid like she did with Kellyanne Conway's daughter?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (mZUr4)
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No doubt. He was hoping I would love it because he can't stand it either.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (VJsqe)
Scotch drinkers are puzzling. Never have I sipped whisk(e)y and thought -- "needs more dirt".
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (mZUr4)
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I always think that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
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Remember a couple of years ago when the Left hated Big Pharma??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 10:35 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (URNdm)
I assume the kid is being unduly influenced by some Leftard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 10:36 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:36 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:25 AM
I think he's a snake, but he could mitigate some of that by putting his promises to a pledge on paper. "Here's what I will do, and here is my promise to do it."
Yeah, I know, they'll still give excuses.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 11, 2022 10:36 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)
Not surprised -- you've already established yourself as a puzzling dude!
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (URNdm)
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I read that Mom and Dad shut down her social media a few weeks ago.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (FVME7)
The left in 2022: If you don't trust the heads of multinational pharma conglomerates to put your health ahead of their profits you are a NAZI.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY)
He just said again he is a NO on getting rid of the filibuster.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (mZUr4)
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Thank you for complimenting me on my attire, outlaw from the Old West.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
>>I assume the kid is being unduly influenced by some Leftard.
Sounds like Lying Ted has to get his house in order.
Bet his kid doesn't make her own bed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (xBnq2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 10:38 AM (dfRN6)
Yeah, I know, they'll still give excuses.
Posted by: Fool Otto at January 11, 2022 10:36 AM (DB16e)
They were going to repeal O-care too, until they got the chance to do it. Then they investigated Trump, with Ryan saying "I cannot work with him". Liars to the core
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:38 AM (ONvIw)
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See the oppression of the patriarchy and the mommyarchy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:38 AM (FVME7)
THANK YOU! yes! jeez louise poor kid is just following the trend (as girls tend to do)
and like I tell my kid - shocked by all the high school girls they knew suddenly coming out during college winter break - LUGs and BUGs are not a new phenomenon!
all the ones I knew way back ended up married (to guys). it's just a thing.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:31 AM (mZUr4)
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A few years ago I went to my physical therapy and realized I didn't have my gym bag. I told my therapist I didn't have my shorts and he got me a pair of clean shorts they keep on hand for these sorts of problems.
I changed into the shorts, went and found him in the gym, and told him that I also forgot my bourbon.
Can't blame a guy for trying.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (VJsqe)
It's basically too much to ask for a politician to be both smart and principled, so I'll usually settle for one or the other. But dumb and unprincipled like McCarthy? Surely, they can do better.
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (dYe5S)
He just said again he is a NO on getting rid of the filibuster.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)
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"We have the presidency and Congress, and we can't get anything done. Vote for us!"
-The DNC's appeal to the left this year
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
this is impossible to do unless you use the Preacher (TV show) method.
trust me
it cannot be done
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:34 AM (ESjRY)
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There are, but Caucasian is not one of the protected classes.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (0TVNF)
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"If you are able to read this...
"If you are able to figure out how to click this link...
"If you are able to..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:40 AM (muv4E)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY)
And the fact that they've all just become billionaires is entirely coincidental.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:40 AM (T7iTv)
'House Republicans'. That's a fitting slur, isn't it?
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2022 10:40 AM (AytXr)
I had a girl that I turned down in college that later announced she was a lesbian...and was for a while.
But the last time I ran into her she was married to a guy who kind of looked like me (guess she has a type)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:40 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022
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My mother said she always thought Scotch tasted like iodine. She might have been influenced by the scene in the movie Mister Roberts where Roberts, Pulver, and the ship's doctor try to make Scotch using "medicinal" alcohol -- and iodine for color and flavor.
As I understand it, "whiskey" is the spelling for Irish and bourbon, "whisky" for Scotch and Canadian.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
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Yeah, if we had to lose to anyone I'm glad it was Kirby and the Dawgs. Once we lost Jameson I knew it was going to be an uphill climb against that defense.
On the bright side, I had expected a down season for us this year so even being in the NC was a fantastic moment, and it looks like we should have a pretty good team next year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:41 AM (muv4E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG))
You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/1N5BnNq74KQ
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:42 AM (mZUr4)
yeah this is a great point
let's help her out
Ted you're a ginormous dorkwad. This will never change.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:42 AM (j9HX3)
all the ones I knew way back ended up married (to guys). it's just a thing.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (j9HX3)
But now they get hormone suppressors and are encouraged to validate their new identities by having themselves mutilated.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:42 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (dYe5S)
We can't decide whether dumb or unprincipled should be at the top of our list when we recruit candidates, luckily we can find many who are both!
Posted by: RNC at January 11, 2022 10:42 AM (fs1hN)
Plus, your salary cap is going up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)
I am in position to judge Cruz's parenting, but what I do know is that our institutions (public schools, etc.), popular culture, and evil activists are targeting our kids with their deviant sex and activism. I would be amazed if Cruz's (and all Republicans') kids are *not* specifically being targeted by these creepy people to be used against them.
We all saw how they took out Kellyann Conway. Regardless of what one thought of her and her asshoe husband, their kid was exploited and weaponized against them. It was disgusting.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:43 AM (URNdm)
-The DNC's appeal to the left this year
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
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Democrats taking a page from the Republican playbook?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:43 AM (0TVNF)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:43 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (j9HX3)
But now they get hormone suppressors and are encouraged to validate their new identities by having themselves mutilated.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:42 AM (ONvIw)
In order to follow through on that they have to be stupid or mentally ill. Maybe both. Of course they have self identified so it is easier to avoid them.
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (6Je/Q)
all the ones I knew way back ended up married (to guys). it's just a thing.
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022
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"Lesbian Until . . ." and "Bisexual Until . . ."?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (j9HX3)
Thanks Merrick Garland!
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (ONvIw)
Way back when: I'm cool and different because I have weird hair/dress weird.
A little while back: I'm cool and different because I'm gay gay gay. Like really gay!
Now: I'm cool and different because I cut off my balls!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (txdEq)
Graduation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (wmDcS)
All it takes is 3 months on hormones and a girl will continue to have male body hair, etc. Only a few months and permanent damage.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (URNdm)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 11, 2022 10:43 AM (KAi1n)
Thank you - Ardberg looked 1 letter too long. It was Ardbeg, and it was spectacularly awful.
I will stay away from Lagavulin too.
Posted by: 496 at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (VJsqe)
-The DNC's appeal to the left this year
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
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Democrats taking a page from the Republican playbook?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:43 AM (0TVNF)
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Failure theater is not an exclusive property of the Republican Party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:40 AM (ESjRY)
Wait, does that really happen? Rare in my day, but maybe can happen now with 60/40 female/male ratio.
Posted by: RNC at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
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Because Scots and Canucks can't spell.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (0TVNF)
As I understand it, "whiskey" is the spelling for Irish and bourbon, "whisky" for Scotch and Canadian.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
1. Iodine generally means Islay, in my experience.
2. If there's an 'e' in the name of the country, there's an 'e' in their spelling of whisky - although I think the US is a bit haphazard on that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:46 AM (T7iTv)
@ExposeFauci
BREAKING: Military Documents About Gain of Function Contradict Fauci Testimony Under Oath
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He pulled a Clinton!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (6Je/Q)
Or just easily manipulated.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:46 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:41 AM (txdEq)
Pretty much. I think Japanese is whisky too. Then there's the outlier bourbon Maker's Mark, which uses the no "e" spelling of whisky. Then there's that Tennessee Whiskey stuff that technically qualifies as bourbon but doesn't choose to call itself bourbon.
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:46 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:45 AM (0TVNF)
Yyyouve gt thtttt rght!
Posted by: The Welsh at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (PiwSw)
i must be a racist, i'm unable to stir myself to give a shit what NPR thinks.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2022 10:43 AM (0TVNF)
Every so often the parties switch sides...or so I've been informed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (T7iTv)
I had a girl that I turned down in college that later announced she was a lesbian...and was for a while.
But the last time I ran into her she was married to a guy who kind of looked like me (guess she has a type)
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Dude, you turned this girl ghey.
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (J7wri)
hmm this seems bad
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (j9HX3)
Uh oh, why does the browser address bar say this site is "Not Secure"
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (fs1hN)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm late. All the puns have been taken I bet.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (axyOa)
>>We all saw how they took out Kellyann Conway.
Yes, but they allowed that to happen, mostly because her psycho husband used his daughter to get a his wife.
He's a scumbag.
Ted really needs to get his daughter under control.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:48 AM (xBnq2)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at January 11, 2022 10:48 AM (EcHpA)
BREAKING: Military Documents About Gain of Function Contradict Fauci Testimony Under Oath ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)
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So what? Lying to Congress is a game everyone plays for fun and profit. No one is punished for it if they're on the right team. I have spent most of my adult life watching people clearly and obviously lie with impunity to Congress and suffer no consequences. Congressmen, industrialists, financiers, agency heads, low-level employees, all of them. They all lie to Congress. Lying to Congress is just the way things work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2022 10:48 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022
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Graduation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2022
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Ah.
When we were first dating, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 swore ("admitted," at first) that she had "bi" tendencies. As far as I know she never acted on those notions when I knew her, and apparently she went on to marry twice more, both male, so who knows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:48 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (xsgbU)
hmm this seems bad
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (j9HX3)
I've seen several people suggest that the feds would arrest Republicans running for office this year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (T7iTv)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:40 AM (ESjRY)
A girl I knew in HS, became a dedicated lesbian and even "married" her inamorata. Then a guy appeared on the scene, she divorced the "wife" and married the guy at age 60.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (xsgbU)
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Peaty scotch is delicious.
Also, Dolley literally cannot drink it, so when we get a bottle it's all mine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (T7iTv)
Marc Elias has been suggesting and advocating this.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
This is true. Main difference between DEM and GOP in this context is the DEMs do failure theater with things they actually would do if they could (e.g., pass BBB or federalizing elections), but the GOP(e) does failure theater with things they don't want to do, even when they could (e.g., limit immigration or cut spending or repeal Obamacare).
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:48 AM (xBnq2)
Residential Christian school, on some island with no cell service or internet access.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (xBnq2)
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022
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Right, I seem to recall reading ads for Japan's "Suntory whisky." Didn't know that about Maker's Mark.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (J7wri)
A gefilte fish.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (ONvIw)
-The DNC's appeal to the left this year
Completed, but honestly I just wanted to see how underlining would work in place of bold.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (pbStR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2022 10:48 AM (DU+/6)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Lois Lerner at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (4thlk)
hmm this seems bad
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Comey was just talking about how regular conservatives should be monitored.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (muv4E)
I think some kind of nominal interest along these lines is pretty common among American women, at least gen X and younger, even if they are always with men their whole lives.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (ESjRY)
hmm this seems bad
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:44 AM (j9HX3)
I've seen several people suggest that the feds would arrest Republicans running for office this year.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (T7iTv)
They really DO want a war, don't they?
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (6Je/Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
This.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 10:52 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: BifBewalski
It's a joke with more than a little truth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 11, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 10:52 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (6Je/Q)
No they want to grind us down and "de-Nazify" the GOP. This all boils down to their creation of antifa as a political weapon.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:52 AM (ONvIw)
NEW - Dr. Fauci, CDC Director Walensky, and others will testify at a Senate hearing beginning at 10 a.m. today.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (XSRBF)
>>They really DO want a war, don't they?
Or alternatively...
When the Donks are in power, they are in motherf***in' power.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (xBnq2)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022
***
"I just thought my wife was cool."
Posted by: Ross Geller at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (J7wri)
Don't worry, I can save her.
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (wmDcS)
Its why highfalutin ladies had servants to put their clothes on/off.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (ESjRY)
Changing the narrative is a useful tactic the left uses and the right can't stop rushing to enable.
Posted by: old chick at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (sOete)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2022 10:32 AM (m45I2)
Call me!
Posted by: Rosemary Kennedy' at January 11, 2022 10:53 AM (w9Wax)
Though, knowing how inept our government is, it would be amusing to see the Domestic Terrorism Unit do a high profile arrest, then, oopsie, it turns out they arrested a bunch of FBI agents/informers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (5pTK/)
hmm this seems bad
Posted by: Black Orchid
The irony is BLM and Antifa will be exempt. Thanks so much Never Trumpers for restoring norms. Don't think you assholes won't be on that list as well.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (xsgbU)
Are you saying that you are a scotch aficionado, or were you taking my comment to mean I am? Cuz I am definitely not a scotch guy.
Posted by: Doof at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (mZUr4)
hmm this seems bad
That seems ambiguous coming from Washington. Will they be in charge of committing domestic terrorism or stopping it?
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (ELgVT)
Posted by: george costanza at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (UHVv4)
Democrats have known all along that Manchin and to a lesser degree Sinema were not going to vote for their agenda. They've been saying it since the election and if I knew it they sure as hell knew it.
Democrats have been, get this, lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
hmm this seems bad
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I've said for a while that the shift from COVID is because they want to go "all insurrection, all the time" and I fully expect to see the FBI and IRS raid conservative groups and candidates in the fall. We may also see blatant attempts by state and local officials to deny conservatives ballot access.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (wmDcS)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (5pTK/)
This is just to be able to quickly monitor your computer and phones, no worries.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (T7iTv)
They really DO want a war, don't they?
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (6Je/Q)
Hard to say. The Spanish Left did not necessarily anticipate a war when they assassinated Sotelo, hence the lack of preparedness on their part.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (z5Vrg)
As for pissing, they didn't wear underwear as we know it back then, so she just needed some help to hold her petticoats out of the way before she let fly. (I think.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (8548M)
Posted by: 18-1
I wonder if Kate Beckinsale needs a servant? I'll work for free!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (XSRBF)
It's almost like the Dems are exploiting Cruz's stupidity about Jan 6, and, realizing Cruz really stepped in it with the base, decided they'd toss some gasoline on the fire.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (xsgbU)
gosh I assumed committing
figure the new recruits would be given jorts, garmin watches and those snazzy sunglasses straight away
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (j9HX3)
If 2021-01-06 is an "insurrection", October 1, 2017, is a *pogrom*.
The super-competent "top men" of the FIB want us to believe they are some sort of experts about what goes on, but we still have nothing on one of the biggest shootings in history.
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (XHhHI)
>>Peaty scotch is delicious.
Well that depends, is it a hint or slight bouquet?
Then yes.
But if it taste like it was soaked in the same bog they fished out Tollund Man, then no.
It's a fine line with Scotch and given a choice between a fine Scotch and a fine bourbon, I'll take the bourbon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (xBnq2)
Posted by: george costanza at January 11, 2022
***
"Remember Susan, my old girlfriend?"
"I thought she was a lesbian."
"It didn't take."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (txdEq)
Posted by: MJ at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (wmDcS)
Unlike when the donks called Trump "illegitimate" and broke into the Capitol to try and stop Kavanaugh. Amazing how the GOP kisses ass.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (ONvIw)
A girl I dated long ago, really hot Native American babe who was most definitely and enthusiastically hetero, eventually went lez and "married" a chick. Nobody saw that coming.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:50 AM (ONvIw)
Marc Elias is at the top of the (surprisingly short) list of people who need helicopter rides in order to return this nation to a republic in fact and not just name.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (XHhHI)
Please. They did it themselves, just to show they could.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2022
I blame porn and feminism. The former helped normalize the threesome fantasy among men, while the latter encouraged the idea of lesbianism as a political act.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (wmDcS)
What did you do to her?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)
huh so just like Philly then
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (j9HX3)
Gwyneth Paltrow asks if she make candles out of it.
Posted by: Hands at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (786Ro)
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2022 10:54 AM (ELgVT)
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And is probably accurate, but, it also means they don't trust the FBI to properly do the job.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Emmie at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (6RgRK)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (T7iTv)
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Lawfare to get people who might be voted into office that you don't like off the ballot is the only way to "preserve democracy"!
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
Nah, not really. Dem leaders were playing out the string hoping against hope they could pressure Manchin/Sinema to change their mind (or hoping that Manchin/Sinema were lying). They were optimistic, but that's not the same as lying. You know about optimism, right? Gotta trust The Plan, right?
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (nC+QA)
Well he will probably prevail, despite this need.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)
Not my fault, man, there were a lot of years and several men in between. And some women, apparently!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at January 11, 2022 10:59 AM (J7wri)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 11, 2022 10:59 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 11, 2022 10:58 AM (dYe5S)
It's not a lie if you think it's true!!!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 11, 2022 10:59 AM (trdmm)
It's almost like the Dems are exploiting Cruz's stupidity about Jan 6, and, realizing Cruz really stepped in it with the base, decided they'd toss some gasoline on the fire.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 11, 2022 10:56 AM (5pTK/)
Of course that's what's happening...but he's also displaying an obtuseness in focusing on the wrong issue (foreign policy) to try to placate his base, rather than the actual one we want him working on...so it keeps working for the libs b/c people stay ticked off b/c he's so obviously not getting it or not wanting to get it, and he's in the same "distract" mode...
Posted by: Nova local at January 11, 2022 10:59 AM (exHjb)
I have a word of advice of Ted:
Homey, you're like Hal Melvin without the Blue Notes - you're never going platinum. Your grift has made you a millionaire, and you've gone as far as you're ever going. Your gangster lifestyle and social milieu is turning your little girl into a basketcase. Hang it up. Go home to TX with your millions and collect the further payouts you guys all get when you jump out of the game.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2022 10:59 AM (hQ23g)
Posted by: CN...FJB
Shot all those conservative country music fans, then killed the shooter, and pretended it was a suicide.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 11:00 AM (XSRBF)
You could say the exact same thing about McCain, the one vote that stopped the repeal of Obamacare.
And no, never trust plans. Trust people or don't trust people.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 11:00 AM (ZLI7S)
Politico says human teleprompter will say,
"this as one of the rare moments in a country's history when time stops and the essential is immediately ripped away from the trivial, and that we have to ensure Jan. 6 doesn't mark the end of democracy but the beginning of a renaissance for our democracy."
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2022 11:00 AM (Mtn20)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (txdEq)
Shot all those conservative country music fans, then killed the shooter, and pretended it was a suicide.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 11:00 AM (XSRBF)
Maybe. And I believe they had a hand in the Nashville explodey RV, too.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Rosemary Kennedy' at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (Vp+/F)
Democrats have been, get this, lying.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)
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Yes, swiping the cookie away from their voters at the last second is their plan to frustrate their own voters.
Everything, at that point is "unfair". And the next layer of lies can begin.
Posted by: Axeman at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (XHhHI)
Posted by: CN...FJB
Of that, I'm certain. Vegas is a guess, but I think Nashville was a plant.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (XSRBF)
Posted by: blake
The dems AND many conservatives.
Cruz has enough owned political errors without dragging his 13yo thru the mud just to add bad dad as a reason to distrust him.
Posted by: old chick at January 11, 2022 11:03 AM (sOete)
Posted by: kraken at January 11, 2022 10:51 AM (6Je/Q)
Yes, yes they do. But they want us to fire the first shot. If we don't comply, that's okay with them. They hold the reins of power and they'll just keep squeezing us until we do.
Slowly but surely that are closing all avenues of escape.
Posted by: creeper - PUREBLOOD at January 11, 2022 11:04 AM (cTCuP)
That all by itself is enough to make me feel kinda good about the idea.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 11:04 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2022 11:04 AM (trdmm)
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$5 says he won't actually do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 11:06 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 11:01 AM (XSRBF)
Throw a drugged guy into his RV conveniently filled (the the feds) with explosives. Voila! Instant terrorist.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 11, 2022 11:06 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2022 11:06 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2022 11:07 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: CN...FJB
Shot all those conservative country music fans, then killed the shooter, and pretended it was a suicide.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 11, 2022 11:00 AM (XSRBF)
You got that right, plus got rid of bumpstocks (granted, aimed fire is a better idea).
Posted by: Eromero at January 11, 2022 11:07 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 09:53 AM (IJES/)
Wasn't there a "fancy house" around the intersection of McClung, Echols, and Williams?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2022 11:07 AM (qyH+l)
I assume it changes colors or something.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t
Remember the Far Side cartoon ?
When potato salad goes bad ?
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2022 11:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
This.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 10:52 AM (dfRN6)413 Peaty scotch is delicious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 11, 2022 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
This.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2022 10:52 AM (dfRN6)
Give me Laphroaig, then some more Laphroaig with a little Laphroaig chaser.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 11, 2022 11:10 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 11, 2022 10:47 AM (IJES/) "
thank you ! it needed to be said ! same here !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (9CuDT) at January 11, 2022 11:11 AM (9CuDT)
It starts smoking cigarettes and hanging with a bad crowd.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2022 11:25 AM (yQpMk)
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