Reid Out? Report Says That MSNBC's Nasty Racist Lunatic Joy Reid Will Be Fired, For Being Both Dishonest and "Unmanageable"

Jon Nicosia

@NewsPolitics

Source @ Comcast: "Joy Reid will lose her 7p show in the next round of reshuffling at MSNBC." - "She does not have a show come mid Spring" - The "decision has been made, the only thing left is messaging on the move, which will be ratings" - 1/
As was the case with Chris Cuomo at CNN, Reid has allies at Comcast, however, she is now viewed as "unmanageable" by many. Also, similar to Cuomo, it appears those allies have found out she has been "less than truthful about past incidents" 2/ (more to come).
Also, like Cuomo at CNN. Watch for MSNBC/Comcast to defend her right until the announcement.

What could they mean about her being "less than truthful about past incidents?"

Well, it could be a reference to the lies she told when posts from her old blog were dug up and a lot of gay slurs and gay-baiting of political enemies were discovered, which were pretty much acceptable in black culture but were not acceptable in heavily-gay "mainstream" white media culture.

So she lied and claimed that unknown parties, possibly RUSSIANS but she can't commit to that, had gone back years into her blog history and inserted random gay insults against no-longer relevant political figures, hoping that these hidden homophobic blogmines would eventually be stepped on and rob the West of one of its Greatest Fighters Against Corrupt Russian Interference In US Elections.

Or something.

She claimed that she'd gotten the FBI involved in the case:

The worst thing Joy Reid has done, the most unforgivable act committed by this hateful woman, did not occur ten years ago. Nope, it happened just a couple of months ago [as of 2018] when Reid lied to the world about being the victim of a hacker. According to Reid, a hacker went into her now-defunct blog and seeded it with the worst kind of homophobia as a means to frame her.
Reid’s team and NBC News even went so far as to tell us the FBI was involved, even though lying to the FBI is a crime, as is filing a false report.
Reid sent the entire media on a wild goose chase looking for a hacker she invented to cover up her homophobic past, and is STILL an anchor at an establishment media outlet.

To be honest, a lot of her "anti-gay" stuff is kind of... standard normal discomfort with homosexuality, which blacks were still allowed to feel long past the point where whites were allowed to feel it.

I do remember her dropping a lot of gay jokes about Charlie Crist (when he was a Republican, of course).

Then again, I did too.

Say... maybe I was Hacked! too...!

Strangely, the FBI never mentioned that it had been contacted about the case, nor issued a report of any kind on the matter. Almost as if they had never been contacted, because Joy Reid is a filthy stupid pig of a liar.

This was after Carlos Danger's various escapades and claims of being Hacked!

This is and was at the time an obvious ridiculous lie and it's astonishing Joy Reid was so stupid and so crazy to think she could get away with it.

But she did. I guess because of all that oppression she struggles with on a daily basis. She got away with it while a White Man did not because of... the White Man's privilege or something.

Oh, by the way, check that link, she's no great fan of Jews, either.

As for her ratings: MSNBC would be on firm ground citing this as the reason for her firing. Or her non-renewal. The Race Bitch consistently has lower ratings than... Ari Melber, whoever that is, another MSNBC "journalist" who has a show on at a less-viewed hour.

Ari Melber may be in a less coveted hour than his MSNBC colleague Joy Reid, but he consistently beats her in the ratings.
That was the case on Wednesday night, when Melber's The Beat at 6 p.m. drew 1.47 million in total viewers and 132,000 in the advertiser-coveted 25-54 age demographic. The ReidOut, at 7 p.m., drew 1.28 million total viewers and 123,000 in the demo.
Melber also edged out Nicolle Wallace's 4-6 p.m. show, Deadline:White House, which drew 1.39 million total viewers. Wallace still bested Melber in the demo, with 148,000 viewers.

On the other hand, Joy Reid destroys CNN's aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett, 1.2+ million to 759,000.

Good Lord in Heaven, CNN is really a disaster, isn't it?!

But people are getting tired of the dumb race bitch:

Now that I see the ratings, I'm not sure if I think Jon Nicosia's right -- given the push for diversity, why wouldn't they just switch Reid and Melber in their time slots? I mean, Reid will continue pummeling the hapless CNN.

Who wouldn't? You could literally just put on a live feed of a duck enclosure and it would beat CNN.

A leftwing network needs some black faces in their line-up, don't they? They have to at least pretend they believe in what they preach, don't they?

On the other hand: What a c*nt.

Posted by: Ace at 12:02 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 07, 2022 12:03 PM (bVYXr)

2 Hello

Posted by: CN at January 07, 2022 12:03 PM (ONvIw)

3 Content?

Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:03 PM (TWeTG)

4 I'm sure this will turn MSNBC around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

5 I guess even msnbc can't keep a ratings loser in it's lineup.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 07, 2022 12:04 PM (bVYXr)

6 How Ironic that Harry Reid is out too. As of 12/28/2021.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 07, 2022 12:04 PM (N39Ws)

7 Unmanageable?!? You mean UPPITY, don't you!!@!!!!!!

Posted by: Grievance Committee at January 07, 2022 12:05 PM (7bRMQ)

8 Ms. Pro Democracy should call for a vote from all MSNBC staff on whether she should be allowed to stay.

Muh Democratic pedigree, or something.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 07, 2022 12:05 PM (TNyrE)

9 I got all excited with the "Nood, Biden in Reid-ville"

Wrong Reid.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:05 PM (wAnMi)

10 How sad... Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2022 12:05 PM (TdaKq)

11 I thought Rittenhouse was going to sue her/them? Where did that go?

Posted by: Betsy DeVos On One Of Her Mega Yachts at January 07, 2022 12:05 PM (GYllL)

12 This means the remaining staff at MSNBC is oh, so Lily white.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (jTmQV)

13 I'm really not that old, I never would have dreamed even 15 years ago that NOT supporting gay marriage could ruin your career and life. Or that mega corps would celebrate homosexuality and "Pride" more than Christmas.

It's amazing how quickly culture changes, in 2008 Obama campaigned on "one man, one woman" marriage and CA voted by ballot to outlaw gay marriage with a Constitutional Amendment.

Posted by: Blago at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (PwNLq)

14 Just glancing at the headline I thought Harry Reid had been kicked out of Hell. Probably trying to overthrow the place.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (wUHYj)

15 ok hat tip me, right?

lol

anyway I feel like - it's weird and maybe I'm seeing things but it seems like MSNBC is becoming somehow less crazy?

they keep doing surprisingly reasonable things.

maybe just relative to CNN (and Fox, tbh)

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (j9HX3)

16 MSNBC will hire one of the race radicals that have quit VP Harris' Office.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (NsE9F)

17 Wing "manageable" is white supremacy I suppose.

Posted by: 0 Days at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (oWBc3)

18 Being, geez

Posted by: 0 Days at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (oWBc3)

19 >>>6 How Ironic that Harry Reid is out too. As of 12/28/2021.

I'd like to think he's just come home.

Posted by: Satan Prince of Torments at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (0G13K)

20 CNN's aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: spindrift at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (h5TKJ)

21 It will be a Joy not to Read anything more about her.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (TYbad)

22 I'm only aware of this woman because of this site. But how can a racist idiot like her have a media job? I was going to say high profile media job but MSNBC.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (eGTCV)

23 Joy-Reid is a very joyless, angry person. Her show ending calls for the bat peeing video:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8hybjt

Truly another person that needs a spiritual conversion

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (k49Sx)

24 lolgf

"Unmanageable?" Sounds racist and accurate.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (SH2Zi)

25 Joy gives any hood wearing maniac a run for their money

most racist person on the tube

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (us2H3)

26 I can't believe an angry black woman has bad ratings on CNN. WTF?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (uia9V)

27 24 lolgf

"Unmanageable?" Sounds racist and accurate.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (SH2Zi)

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The accuracy is what makes it racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

28 Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (4fSQf)

29 Source @ Comcast: "Joy Reid will lose her 7p show in the next round of reshuffling at MSNBC." - "She does not have a show come mid Spring" - The "decision has been made, the only thing left is messaging on the move, which will be ratings"
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I freely admit to being pretty tuned-out from cable news, but I am astounded to learn that this vicious dullard had her own show. I thought she was just trotted out to offer commentary from their vast supply of back-benchers. I can't believe she had her own damn show for a full hour. That's the most surprising thing in this story for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (DU+/6)

30 When you get hired at MSNBC, if there a box that they need to check called "Crazy as a shithouse rat?"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (NsE9F)

31 Joy Reid and Joy Behar. Why did their parents lie when naming them?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (eGTCV)

32 I look forward to seeing how her incoming replacement does. Welcome Louis Farrakan.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (VpIIl)

33 Strangely, the FBI never mentioned that it had been contacted about the case, nor issued a report of any kind on the matter. Almost as if they had never been contacted, because Joy Reid is a filthy stupid pig of a liar.
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The only thing that's really surprising is that the FBI didn't just reflexively lie and confirm the issue to protect a member of the media class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (DU+/6)

34 Live feed of a duck enclosure? Hey, do you mind if we take that one?

Posted by: CNN Programming Dept at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (oWBc3)

35 Erin did get that sag under her eye fixed

so she's got that going for her

gunga gunga lunga

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (us2H3)

36 It's pretty hard to get fired from MSNBC for being a nutter, no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (4fSQf)

37 How Ironic that Harry Reid is out too. As of 12/28/2021.

I'd like to think he's just come home.
Posted by: Satan Prince of Torments at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (0G13K)

Tormented throughout eternity by a 15' rubber band ball.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (wAnMi)

38
Hey, MSNBC! Have you considered "AM Soy?" Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (hQ23g)

39 Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (vKuJJ)

40 As God is my witness I thought Joy Reid was the white beyotch on The View.

Posted by: I love liver and onions, with faba beans at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (PUsvy)

41 Is it true Joy is going to become the EEOC Officer for Cracker Barrel?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (NsE9F)

42 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL OF THAT ANTI-GAY STUFF WAS KNOWN BEFORE SHE GOT HER SHOW, BUT THEY NEEDED A BLACK-HOSTED SHOW TO APPEASE BLM, SO. . .

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (URNdm)

43 Sarah Silverman as almost cancelled for tweeting something critical about Joy.

This is going to be popcorn worth to watch, if true.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (OalnH)

44 We're talking about something on cable television, right?

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (jYQlA)

45 LB
@beyondreasdoubt
·
43m
Is Sotomayor auditioning for the vacancy left by Joy Reid's firing?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (NpAcC)

46 Unmanageable?!? You mean UPPITY, don't you!!@!!!!!!
Posted by: Grievance Committee
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Yep.

Dem party ain't never liked them uppity types.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (JuZEe)

47 She'll wind up working for Sponge Brain in the WH.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (sVtYq)

48 12 This means the remaining staff at MSNBC is oh, so Lily white.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

MSNBC - Masters So Not Black

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (vKuJJ)

49 Good morning

Posted by: Sassy at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (xSICi)

50 39 Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (vKuJJ)

Scuffle. Small dust up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (4fSQf)

51 39 Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?

hmm I'd love to ask Ted Cruz that!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (j9HX3)

52 Joy Reid and Joy Behar. Why did their parents lie when naming them?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:08 PM (eGTCV)

They wanted to name them where they were conceived, but Corolla and Dumpster Behind Popeye's weren't very good first names.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (wAnMi)

53 Corp

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (vKuJJ)

54 This tale reminds me of a great Korean expression I once heard:
"Beautiful is the back of the man who knows when to leave."

This is a lovely expression because it is fraught with implication and changes by context. If you walk out on your own (flee the sinking ship or know it's time to go without being told), you could say it to those left behind. If you're kicking someone out, you could say it to that person. In this latter respect, it is akin to "don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Joy Reid is clearly getting the second scenario.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (DU+/6)

55 >>Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?

A guess? Because not only was the dude a Maddow superfan, but he was in contact with a Senator before the attack. he had been in DC for a few months before the shooting, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (URNdm)

56 As God is my witness I thought Joy Reid was the white beyotch on The View.
Posted by: I love liver and onions
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That's Joy Behar, the vanilla version of Joy Reid.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (JuZEe)

57 Who was the fat, male MSNBC personality who got fired and went to the Russian News channel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

58 This is what Harvard is spewing out these days.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (jTmQV)

59 As God is my witness I thought Joy Reid was the white beyotch on The View.
Posted by: I love liver and onions, with faba beans at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (PUsvy)

I get those scrunts mixed up, too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (Ez6QX)

60 Doesn't she have an Ivy law degree...perfect for DOJ...maybe FBI director?

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (AwYPR)

61 55 A guess? Because not only was the dude a Maddow superfan, but he was in contact with a Senator before the attack. he had been in DC for a few months before the shooting, IIRC.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (URNdm)

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So...State sponsored terrorism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

62 50 39 Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (vKuJJ)

Scuffle. Small dust up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (4fSQf)

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Local NoVa story.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (OalnH)

63 her ratings are a display of rayciiiism in graphic form

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (h1jJh)

64 Isn't Shep! at MSNBC now? Wonder if that backstabbing ball gargler is behind this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (4fSQf)

65 Joy Reid is a sort of whitish name. Isn't that cultural appropriation?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (eGTCV)

66 Is it true Joy is going to become the EEOC Officer for Cracker Barrel?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (NsE9F)

She is considering an offer as the Conservative voice on The View.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:12 PM (SH2Zi)

67 The good news, Joy, is that you now qualify for $10 BidenCare. Here's some aspirin and a band-aid.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (sTOQ8)

68 If her last name was German, the "ei" would be pronounced as a long I, making her name Joyride. Feel free not to tell me if I'm wrong about that.

Posted by: Catherine at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ZSsrh)

69 Reid "consistently has lower ratings than... Ari Melber, whoever that is, another MSNBC "journalist" who has a show on at a less-viewed hour.

******

Melber is toast as well.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (m45I2)

70 "aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett"

This is what keeps me coming here.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (M+Lyo)

71 69 Reid "consistently has lower ratings than... Ari Melber, whoever that is, another MSNBC "journalist" who has a show on at a less-viewed hour.

******

Melber is toast as well.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (m45I2)

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Toast is carbs. Carbs are bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

72 hmm I'd love to ask Ted Cruz that!!!
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (j9HX3)

He's still licking his wounds from Tucker's show.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ONvIw)

73 Is it true Joy is going to become the EEOC Officer for Cracker Barrel?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (NsE9F)

You might wanna stay away from that summer sausage if it came from Joy.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (wAnMi)

74 61 55 like the Vegas massacre?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (vKuJJ)

75 Who was the fat, male MSNBC personality who got fired and went to the Russian News channel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Can you narrow it down a bit?

Posted by: Russia Today at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (7bRMQ)

76 Do they rate those new channels showing inanimate objects like crackling fireplaces and oceans waves all day?

I'll bet they get better rating then MSLSD.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (U31aU)

77 Someone didn't set her up for success.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (sJVWL)

78 There's a young Korean woman named Joy in my church. In her case the name is appropriate.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (eGTCV)

79 So these 'news' orgs do care about ratings and ad dollars.

That makes CNN's strategy all the more insane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (4fSQf)

80 I see nothing wrong with Steve Scalise based on the image in that tweet.

(I worked with him long ago, as he was moving from computer programming into local politics. Part of my job was updating his FoxPro code for the DoD. There was nothing wrong with how he wrote it; we just needed to add new functionality.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (txdEq)

81 This dullard didn't know why the website 538 was called 538. She thought it was because 538 was the number of votes that separated Bush and Gore in 2000.

That is imbecilic on 2 fronts. First off, FL was 537 not 538. And 2nd 538 is the number of electoral college votes.

You'd think a Harvard grad (yep) and a political "expert", would, you know, understand the basics of American elections.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (OalnH)

82 Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?

You mean that healthy debate held in a vigorous democracy?

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (sTOQ8)

83 The critics all jumped for Joy.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (m45I2)

84 75 Who was the fat, male MSNBC personality who got fired and went to the Russian News channel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

Can you narrow it down a bit?
Posted by: Russia Today at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (7bRMQ)

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Ed Schultz. That's who I was thinking of. MSNBC didn't get better when he left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

85 Melber is toast as well.
Posted by: Muldoon

Aw cmon, he's a peach

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (vKuJJ)

86 Toast is carbs. Carbs are bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
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Counter act with copious amounts of butter and eggs with runny yolk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (5pTK/)

87 I saw duck enclosure open for Wings at the Agora Ballroom

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (1kZuj)

88 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (Y5qcH)

89 86 Counter act with copious amounts of butter and eggs with runny yolk.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (5pTK/)

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Spicy pimento cheese.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

90 Feel free not to tell me if I'm wrong about that.
Posted by: Catherine at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ZSsrh)

Correct. It would need to be Ried to be pronounced reed.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (wAnMi)

91 What happened in Feb 21 to make her ratings plummet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (63Dwl)

92 cnnabccbsmsnbcpbsdiaf

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (sJVWL)

93 On the other hand, Joy Reid destroys CNN's aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett, 1.2+ million to 759,000.
Good Lord in Heaven, CNN is really a disaster, isn't it?!
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I watch YouTube channels that rack up that many views pretty quickly after a video posts. And the content is not from top-flight ultra-popular channels.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (DU+/6)

94 He's still licking his wounds from Tucker's show.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ONvIw)

That's was great but I have to give him props for showing up there

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (TdaKq)

95 Melber is toast as well.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (m45I2)

Milque it! Really punny!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (7bRMQ)

96 "She does not have a show come mid Spring"

Many people won't have their jobs come mid spring.
Some, won't have food, or healthcare and some won't have gas for their vehicle or money to pay their heating bills.
Kids won't have proper supervision or education.

That nasty people like Reid (worth app 7 million) won't have a show isn't even on the totem pole, let alone low, for most people.

Posted by: old chick at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (sOete)

97 >>>57 Who was the fat, male MSNBC personality who got fired and went to the Russian News channel?

not sure, maybe david schuster? Could that be right?

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (0G13K)

98 An image search for "Erin Burnett CNN" returns a range of images, some quite hot, some (presumably more recent) not so much. Still, I like the expression "aging pie disposal unit."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (txdEq)

99 Everyone here would be fired just for Lindsey Graham comments.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (mmU7u)

100 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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LOL

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (JuZEe)

101
They should hire Lady YD. She's black. She's also a Trumper and hates Brandon. But she doesn't much care for politics, though.

Her show would be all about cute babies and kids (with background checked producers who've *never* worked at CNN), cash-money prizes for silly challenges, and yard-saling.

I bet it would pull the highest ratings since this shit network went on-air.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (hQ23g)

102 97
not sure, maybe david schuster? Could that be right?
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (0G13K)

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I was thinking of Ed Schultz. I was just recalling the similar reaction to when he left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

103 I turned down two candidates from Harvard for interviews. My HR couldn't figure out why. Yeah, big mystery.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (U31aU)

104 I can proudly say that I've never watched The View.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)

105 I want the Archangel Gabriel's car. I bet it's an Oldmobile Rocket 88.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 11:33 AM (hQ23g)

No that's Ash from The Evil Dead. The other champion of the apocalypse.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (44ww/)

106 I'm sure Joy will land on her feet when Melissa Harris Perry puts in the good word for her at whatever Denny's she's currently waitressing in.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (wW+rv)

107 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
Does he think Finland is real? If so, he sounds like a prime target for ... education in that respect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (DU+/6)

108 Possible replacement and show names:

Alec Baldwin's "Cross Fire."
Michelle Obama's "Tucker."
Katie Hill's "The Capital Gangbang."
Bill DiBlasio's "Wilhelm's Kampf."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (NsE9F)

109 She'll wind up working for Sponge Brain in the WH.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (sVtYq)

better chance being the press sec for THROATUS

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (8D42x)

110 If she's Reid... someone should tell her to stay away from exercise bands.

In case they snap.

Or something.

Ask Harry

Posted by: Rafal Gan Ganowicz at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (DN0pc)

111 20 CNN's aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett

I laughed out loud.
Posted by: spindrift at January 07, 2022 12:07 PM (h5TKJ)

Shame...

She used to be very pretty, beautiful eyes.

Ahhh, fleeting youth.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (BgMrQ)

112 >>>100 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

it's true

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (0G13K)

113 I saw duck enclosure open for Wings at the Agora Ballroom
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 07, 2022

***
Wings? Was that hot blonde girl with the hair, Crystal Bernard, there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (txdEq)

114
The lunatic Ed Schultz went to RT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (hQ23g)

115 I've got the joy, joy, joy down in my heart

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)

116 62 50 39 Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:09 PM (vKuJJ)

Better question: why aren't Republicans screaming from the rooftops and holding vigils, musicals and commemorations for that dark day?

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (sJVWL)

117 Harry Reid got a black eye from a teen he tried to feel up, not an exercise band.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (4fSQf)

118 @52
I don't think that's very funny.

Posted by: Two Dogs Humping at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (lcQJG)

119 >>>The lunatic Ed Schultz went to RT.

oh right, that Health Nut.

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (0G13K)

120 Ed Schultz. That's who I was thinking of. MSNBC didn't get better when he left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

Well, he's not too good. We got him for Peanuts.

Posted by: RT at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (7bRMQ)

121 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (Y5qcH)

Waitaminnit.....what?

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (AwYPR)

122 I've got the joy, joy, joy down in my heart
Posted by: N.L. Urker
___

It's literally my middle name.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 07, 2022 12:18 PM (JuZEe)

123 How can you have 10x the number of viewers than in the "coveted" 25-54 age bracket? Are they saying 1.2 million 55+ are viewing this shit?

Coveting is a sin by the way.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (cMXNt)

124 That's was great but I have to give him props for showing up there
Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (TdaKq)

Nah, probably expected Tucker to genuflect in front of his royal senatorship. He should have had the sense to deliver prepared remarks highlighting fibbie involvement, and called his dumb comments a teaser for his true views. He missed an opportunity. And no he is not Mr Law and Order, for if he was he'd have been excoriating Barr over BLM lack of prosecutions, and he did not.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (ONvIw)

125 Joy Reid and Joy Behar. Why did their parents lie when naming them?

******

It's ironic. Like a tall guy nicknamed Shorty, or a really uptight woman named Lucy.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (m45I2)

126 He's still licking his wounds from Tucker's show.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ONvIw)

That's was great but I have to give him props for showing up there

Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM

Yep, he knew walking in he was going to get the $hit beat out of him for those remarks but he went ahead and took his lumps.

Got a feeling he is going to face a primary opponent or two in 2024 and he had better hope that Trump is not on the ticket and that's why he went on the show to "explain" his comments.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (bVYXr)

127 They should hire Lady YD. She's black. She's also a Trumper and hates Brandon. But she doesn't much care for politics, though.

Her show would be all about cute babies and kids (with background checked producers who've *never* worked at CNN), cash-money prizes for silly challenges, and yard-saling.

I bet it would pull the highest ratings since this shit network went on-air.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:16 PM (hQ23g)
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I'm pretty sure that what you're describing is a "variety show." And a major cable news network running a non-news, non-political variety show in the seven o'clock hour would be an extremely bold departure from normal practice.

And yeah, it would probably work extremely well and pull in massive viewership and shoot MSNBC into first place by a wide margin against its cable news competitors and probably put it in the running against the mainline entertainment networks. They could even do a 2-minute news update every fifteen minutes to keep it a "news" program and provide cover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (DU+/6)

128 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (Y5qcH)

I really worry about this spreading mental illness or abject stupidity. Or, are they trolling? I have to wonder about flat earthers, but there's more and more 20 somethings that buy into some of the stupidest damned things imaginable that make flat earthers seem to have a cogent argument.

Has this guy ever seen a bird, up close? How do budgies charge up? Do they sneak out of their cages in the dead of night and you didn't really forget to charge your phone last night, they unplugged it and shoved the USB up their ass...

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (wAnMi)

129 The lunatic Ed Schultz went to RT.

...and then straight to Hell.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (wW+rv)

130
It's amazing how quickly culture changes, in 2008 Obama campaigned on "one man, one woman" marriage and CA voted by ballot to outlaw gay marriage with a Constitutional Amendment.
Posted by: Blago at January 07, 2022 12:06 PM (PwNLq)

In that same period of time movie and television programming decisions moved from NYC and LA to Silicon Valley/San Francisco.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (cupoy)

131 These people made millions of dollars peddling their filth, lies and disinformation. They'll go off to their comfortable lives while the country burns and people pummel each other. MSNBC owns that as much as they do. I look forward to the day they show gardening tips all day.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (U31aU)

132 No way she is being fired for being dishonest. 1) She's been a liar about "past incidents" for a long time. 2) Libs prefer their commentators to lie.

MSNBC has been perfectly happy having her show until now, when her ratings are within the margin of error for ZERO.

I think her allies are the ones spreading the dishonesty and unmanageable stories. Then they can say that she is being fired for being a strong, beautiful, woman of color, that unmanageable is just code for that, and the dishonesty part is straight up racism.

Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (mbFEM)

133 See You Next Tuesday, Joy!

Posted by: Sharkman at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (pb7o/)

134 He's still licking his wounds from Tucker's show.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ONvIw)

That's was great but I have to give him props for showing up there
Posted by: It's me donna at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (TdaKq)

it was a joy to behold for sure. and props to ted for showing up.

I'll give him a bit of a benefit for calling any attack on police a terrorist attack for the last 10 years, but not enough to undo what he did.

I am left wondering if he said it that way to give himself a backtrack while at the same time giving the left what they wanted - bipartisan agreement ...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (8D42x)

135 Isn't Ed Schultz deceased?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (eGTCV)

136 Double-Willowed comment, from the ONT:

469 Holey Fuck -- I just watched the Tucker interview with Ted Cruz... He did NOT cut Cruz one ounce of slack.

Ow ow ow. Ted's gonna need a new asshole, his original model has more than one hole now. Ow ow ow.

Let me just say Ted's defense also had more than one hole. That good ole Havard mouth wrote a check that his assholes cannot honor. Ow ow ow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 06, 2022 10:01 PM (F0YaR)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (mdjgu)

137 Pigeon poop is made of mind control pellets that take flight on the wind.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (sJVWL)

138 RT is 10000X more trustworthy than MSNBC and CNN.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (OalnH)

139 Unmanageable...LIKE A SLAVE???!!!!!

-- Joyless Reid

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (ptqGC)

140 ow can you have 10x the number of viewers than in the "coveted" 25-54 age bracket? Are they saying 1.2 million 55+ are viewing this shit? ...
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (cMXNt)
++++
The average cable news viewer is retirement age or older.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (DU+/6)

141 >>So...State sponsored terrorism?

I don't know about that specifically, but he probably was a little too revealing of the Left's violent rhetoric and nutty conspiracy theories if he were put under the same MSM "root causes" standards typically used on non-progressive shooters.

Maddow's nightly drama about the country literally being run by Russia, etc. is as inflammatory as they claimed Trump's speeches were, so she could easily bee tagged are responsible for inspiring him. And the shooter's contact with Sen. Durbin (IIRC) was simply dropped, never pursued.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:20 PM (URNdm)

142 112 >>>100 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

it's true
Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:17 PM (0G13K)

Wonder how birds think of power lines. Are they super branches?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (z5Vrg)

143 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (Y5qcH)

Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

144 Meanwhile, Murderin' Joe and his ho....

Tick tock??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

145 Ted could have mentioned BLM or Scalise in his little speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (4fSQf)

146 BREAKING: Joy Reid to Join Vice THROATUS Harris' Staff -- Described as "Perfect Fit." Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (cBwbI)

147 145 Ted could have mentioned BLM or Scalise in his little speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (4fSQf)

Ted is a wimp

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (ONvIw)

148 The "Birds arent real" guy was on WGN TV this morning. Look for the video. Super troll or nerves?

Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (TWeTG)

149 Listening to Rekieta Law on the Supreme Court on the OHSA regulations, I enjoy these livestreams and I feel that are pretty funny

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (dKiJG)

150 145 Ted could have mentioned BLM or Scalise in his little speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (4fSQf)

========

The known antifa members who were there and directing people inside the Capitol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

151 "C'mon Fanny, let's get out of here, we don't stand a chance!"

/just the punchline

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (m45I2)

152 Today's local government laugh of the day:

Some rural country is in NW N.J is cancelling its Winterfest with a bonfire and firworks for the 2nd year in a row because of Covid concerns and get this---and" the snowy weather ."
This is one of the snowiest counties in N.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (k49Sx)

153 Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)
++++
It's more listless than wild birds because it recharges more slowly since it depends on errant atmospheric charge created by your low-current household wiring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (DU+/6)

154 Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (wAnMi)

I'm pretty sure it's a stunt to sell T-shirts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)

155 >Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.

all the electromagnetic waves in your house

the "bird" drones charge up through contact-less induction

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (0G13K)

156 "Ask him how that explains my cockatiel"

_____________________________________

Cocktail? Yes, please.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (NsE9F)

157 Managability is a White trait.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (Q8622)

158 Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Mind control. That little feather tuft on top of their head is an antenna. Admit it, deep down you know this to be true.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (wAnMi)

159 131 These people made millions of dollars peddling their filth, lies and disinformation. They'll go off to their comfortable lives while the country burns and people pummel each other. MSNBC owns that as much as they do. I look forward to the day they show gardening tips all day.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (U31aU)

___

Yep.

Joy can never work another day in her life and still live a very comfortable life. Her getting fired isn't like Joe 6 Pack getting fired. It's more of an inconvenience than anything else.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (OalnH)

160 Eh. I'd still put it into Erin's aging hair pie.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (Geoni)

161 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

it's true
Posted by: ace

Every September 1st in Texas is drone season then. White Winged and Mourning Drone breasts wrapped in bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (uXonU)

162 I think Ted miscalculated about handling the fact that Dems are trying to tie GOP pols (POTUS and would be POTUS alike) to the supposed "insurrection" so as to invoke the 14th Amendment's disqualification from office.

So... constitutional lawyer Ted decided to get out in front of that, and label the combination of legit/patriotic protestors, false flags, glowie inciters, unintentional trespassers and a few violent rioters with the label "terrorist" so as to remove the "insurrection" component. There is no XIV Amendment bar for "terrorist" and the nature of the terms sounds more like an exogenous group than a governmental faction/coup (that will then, maliciously) be linked to prospective GOP candidates, most notably DJT.

But he forgot such things as spine and telling the truth. But I think that was where he was going with that.

Posted by: Zek at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (lcQJG)

163 Managability is a White trait.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (Q8622)
++++
It is indeed. It's long past time to decolonize MSNBC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (DU+/6)

164 I saw Ari Melber open for Rula Lenska and the Toni's at West Point Trannyfest in 1983.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (sWM8x)

165 >>Btw why isn't the attack on GOP house members that nearly killed Scalise described as an unprecedented act of terrorism?

Didn't the FBI classify that one as an attempted "suicide by cop"? Didn't we find out that stupidity (or conscious misclassification by the FBI) just recently?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (Rl7KJ)

166 Reid sent the entire media on a wild goose chase looking for a hacker she invented to cover up her homophobic past, and is STILL an anchor at an establishment media outlet.

Inexcusable!!

Posted by: Paul "Little kids" Krugman at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (viQ2U)

167 Ted Cruz' Senate statement has been all over the news, non-stop, while his meager attempt to back track is seen only by Tucker's audience.
Regrets, he has a few.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (jTmQV)

168 MSNBC: Stop being an idiotic racist liar.
Reid: No.
MSNBC: Ok. I think you're fired.

"Reid sent the entire media on a wild goose chase looking for a hacker she invented to cover up her homophobic past, and is STILL an anchor at an establishment media outlet."

Really tired of the history re-writes. No one believed she was serious about being hacked. It was fig leaf coverage of her obvious wrongspeak.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (7MBHe)

169 To put this ALL into perspective, Mr Beast drops a video on YouTube and gets 10 million views.

Even more perspective: Mr Belvedere in the 80s would pull in 25 million viewers.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (cMXNt)

170 Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Remote control and wireless charging via bluetooth in the cuttle fish.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (sJVWL)

171 158 Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

Mind control. That little feather tuft on top of their head is an antenna. Admit it, deep down you know this to be true.
Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (wAnMi)

Where do eggs come from then?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (z5Vrg)

172 145 Ted could have mentioned BLM or Scalise in his little speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (4fSQf)

---------

"And what am I, broken ribs and lung bruises?" -- Rand Paul

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (cBwbI)

173 can you imagine the fits Joy Ann throws in restaurants? because it is definitely a tendency.

Posted by: x at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (oA+QO)

174 I'm dying from this birds aren't real guy. He said birds are drones that recharge by sitting on powerlines.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:15 PM (Y5qcH)

Ask him how that explains my cockatiel that's in a cage and nowhere near a powerline.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:21 PM (Ez6QX)

that's easy, the cage's are actually a Nicoli Tesla design that pull hte required electricity from the air and the perches are how the birds recharge.

seriously, this isn't that difficult to believe people...

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (8D42x)

175 Filth, lies and disinformation you say. She could replace Nancy Pelosi as speaker of the House. Joy is over qualified.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (2NHgQ)

176 Cruz disappointed me more for groveling and not sticking to his guns. I strongly disagreed with his language but he could have said that he called this a terrorist attack just like he believed ANTIFA and BLM riots are terrorist attacks. The cop explanation was stupid and Cruz ain't stupid.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (mmU7u)

177 They've got pictures of Cruz at Epstein's island. That's the only explanation we can come up with.

Posted by: John Roberts and Dan Crenshaw at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (NsE9F)

178 I'm pretty sure it's a stunt to sell T-shirts.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (Y5qcH)

If that's the case, more power to him. Hope he makes a mint.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (wAnMi)

179 Yeah, it's a joke.

This is from their "Poultrygate" section:

"The 4th key revelation - which is the biggest one of them all - is that there ARE, CONFIRMED, living real birds still on the face of the earth. Many in our movement have assumed this. The government is holding an unknown amount of Chicken Farms, where they continue to breed real, organic chickens- the reason for this is unknown as of the time I type this email- other than that is has to do with "pleasure"."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (Y5qcH)

180 'Aging Pie Disposal Unit'

That's ripe.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (Q8622)

181 Live feed of a duck enclosure? Hey, do you mind if we take that one?
Posted by: CNN Programming Dept

Second look at the Gorilla Channel?

Posted by: mikeski at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (b7pmb)

182 Ted is done. Tucker finished him off last night.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (QYPq3)

183 Where do eggs come from then?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (z5Vrg)
++++
Egg Central. Most eggs are distributed to supermarkets, but there are clandestine air drops to distributed bird populations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

184 Eh. Look at the material things Cruz has done on January 6th and some of the other issues. He's been sponsoring legislation, demanding action from agency heads, and most things the minority can do. I looked at the full tape of his comments. In context they made sense but we're definitely dumb and poor word choices. But he's used that "assaulting cops=terrorist formulation before. I don't agree with it. It's hyperbolic and legally wrong, but it's what he's done. I'm glad he showed up and took the heat. When's the last time you saw a McCarthy, McConnell, Stefanik or any of these other Republican chumps show up and answer for anything? Never. So, I dunno. We can either eat our own or soldier on. I choose the latter.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (U31aU)

185 Remote control and wireless charging via bluetooth in the cuttle fish.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (sJVWL)

He's like 23. What did he do before bluetooth?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (Ez6QX)

186 Is Sotomayor auditioning for the vacancy left by Joy Reid's firing?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 07, 2022 12:10 PM (NpAcC)

Did Reid leave behind a box of empanadas?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, member - Ashli Babbitt Society at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (EjmvJ)

187 When my sister was little, she had a parakeet that seriously loved this one toy.

When the bird was out of the cage one day, I picked up the toy, and the parakeet went straight at my throat, piercing a hole through my skin. Our mother had to pry the little devil off me.

Early drone?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

188 Every September 1st in Texas is drone season then. White Winged and Mourning Drone breasts wrapped in bacon.

His audience has no actual contact with the real world. To them, you are obvious Misinformation.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (lDew/)

189 "If that's the case, more power to him."

and to the birds.

Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (TWeTG)

190 i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real

Posted by: ace at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (0G13K)

191 If grades are racist in school, why isn't work performance racist as well?

Maybe Joy needs to file a lawsuit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (4fSQf)

192 How can you have 10x the number of viewers than in the "coveted" 25-54 age bracket? Are they saying 1.2 million 55+ are viewing this shit?
---------------------
The average msnbc viewer is almost 70 years old.

Posted by: MJ at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (zwDuR)

193 Every September 1st in Texas is drone season then. White Winged and Mourning Drone breasts wrapped in bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:23 PM (uXonU)

Drone pie...mmmm.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (AwYPR)

194 Does this mean tampon earrings are no longer fashionable?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (NsE9F)

195 Not the first time Ted has shivved the wrong 40% of the country and bet your bippy it won't be the last.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (sJVWL)

196 Cocktail? Yes, please.

*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at January 07, 2022 12:22 PM (NsE9F)

A tail that hasn't seen any cock since dinosaurs roamed the Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (P3gRi)

197 CNN's aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett

I come here just for lines like that little brilliance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (viQ2U)

198 MSNBC is going to go in a more responsible and intellectual direction ... and move Al Sharpton into the Joy Reid timeslot.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (dYe5S)

199 Send her off to the glue factory.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (n/szn)

200 Ted Cruz is no longer electable in Texas as a senator

Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (zjRSP)

201 I have no idea who Erin Burnett is.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (eGTCV)

202 190 i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real

why am I feeding them then?

and then after I feed them .. but ..what is poo?!?!

what is poo?!!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 07, 2022 12:26 PM (j9HX3)

203 Wait. Have "birds" always been in scare quotes and I just didn't notice? This explains a lot.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (sJVWL)

204 Paging Antonio Brown, contact your agent.

Antonio Brown, please contact your agent.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (NsE9F)

205 >>They've got pictures of Cruz at Epstein's island. That's the only explanation we can come up with.

Heh. More likely that they found something on his daughter, the one that a journo recently stalked on social media. It worked with getting rid of Kellyanne Conway.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (URNdm)

206 Hopefully Ace's duck enclosure channel gets someone to take a second look at Gorilla Channel, cuz I've been eagerly awaiting that one.

Posted by: Wally at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (FJYfm)

207 Does Erin Burnette dispose of aging pies, or is she aging unit that disposes of pies?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (DU+/6)

208 I wonder what Reid would reply if everyone tweeted this every time this occurred in the country (which is likely at least one time in every blue city in the country):

"[insert name of black victim here] was shot by a black man with a violent background, and saved by a white police officer, and yet..."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (Do5/p)

209 "The only way to properly explain, is with words."

https://birdsarentreal.com/

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)

210 I don't believe there is a worse media personality than Joy Reid. She's worse than Maddow, Hayes, and Tapper, by far.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (VWp7G)

211 Sidney Poitier has passed.

Posted by: Sassy at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (xSICi)

212 I saw a Birds Aren't Real bumper sticker last year and made the mistake of asking Al Gore's Amazing Internet.
Geez, what a rabbit hole.

Posted by: Just Wondering at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (jYQlA)

213
BTW - Finland definitely exists. It's just been sloppily concealed over the years, because it's where Elon Musk keeps his BirdX Drone Assembly Plant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (hQ23g)

214 123 How can you have 10x the number of viewers than in the "coveted" 25-54 age bracket? Are they saying 1.2 million 55+ are viewing this shit?

Coveting is a sin by the way.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:19 PM (cMXNt)

__

All cable news audiences are old. Like 70+ years old.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (OalnH)

215 Compared to some people 4 months notice sounds privileged.
4 months gives her plenty of time to prepare for her changing employment status.

Posted by: old chick at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (sOete)

216 Hopefully Ace's duck enclosure channel gets someone to take a second look at Gorilla Channel, cuz I've been eagerly awaiting that one.
Posted by: Wally

Every now and then, one flings poop at the camera.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (uXonU)

217 Cruz disappointed me more for groveling and not sticking to his guns. I strongly disagreed with his language but he could have said that he called this a terrorist attack just like he believed ANTIFA and BLM riots are terrorist attacks. The cop explanation was stupid and Cruz ain't stupid.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (mmU7u)

Teddy was supposed to be top of his Harvard class. Lawyers do not make gaffes (unless they've got dementia and are propped up as figureheads), especially smart ones. He knew exactly what he was saying. I didn't see Tucker, but saw a general breakdown. So, he got on TV and lied some more.

Primary his sorry ass. I have a sneaky feeling TX is going to be shifting from Magenta to solid red in the next 2-4 years.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (wAnMi)

218 By Ted's definition, our forefathers were terrorists.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (4fSQf)

219 >>>Does Erin Burnette dispose of aging pies, or is she aging unit that disposes of pies?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I want nothing to do with Erin's pies. No siree Bob.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (VWp7G)

220 212 I saw a Birds Aren't Real bumper sticker last year and made the mistake of asking Al Gore's Amazing Internet.
Geez, what a rabbit hole.
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (jYQlA)

========

Now ask the Internet if the deaths under communism are fake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (LvTSG)

221 Senator Greg Abbott, R-Texas.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (NsE9F)

222 Sotomayor just once again has proven she's dumber then a bag of dirt. Good grief, what a dunce.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (U31aU)

223 >>>Sidney Poitier has passed.

Posted by: Sassy at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (xSICi)

You don't say?

Posted by: Sidebar at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (QYPq3)

224 211 Sidney Poitier has passed.
Posted by: Sassy at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (xSICi)

Damn. RIP Sidney Poitier.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (Rl7KJ)

225 I wonder what Reid would reply if everyone tweeted this every time this occurred in the country (which is likely at least one time in every blue city in the country):

"[insert name of black victim here] was shot by a black man with a violent background, and saved by a white police officer, and yet..."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM

Should state "(which is likely at least *every day* in every blue city in the country)"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (Do5/p)

226 Didn't Erin Burnette play the little sister on Happy Days?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (eGTCV)

227 The biggest mistake Republicans make is thinking they don't have to pick a team.

Cruz didn't earn one extra net vote or get any MSM support pretending Buffalo Man was some sort of soldier in a terrorist coup by Trump. Just like he didn't get any extra love NOT endorsing Trump at the GOP convention in 2016.

But he will now likely have a primary he has to worry about and spend money on. And I do think Cruz's last squeaker election was Trump supporters still sore at him.

Posted by: Blago at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (PwNLq)

228 222 Sotomayor just once again has proven she's dumber then a bag of dirt. Good grief, what a dunce.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (U31aU)

=========

Lindsay Graham and Susan Collins are the only two Republicans left in the Senate who voted for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

229 BTW - Finland definitely exists. It's just been sloppily concealed over the years, because it's where Elon Musk keeps his BirdX Drone Assembly Plant.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (hQ23g)

Do they have built in flame throwers? If so, I'm in.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (wAnMi)

230 i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace

******

What? The actual flock?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (m45I2)

231 He's like 23. What did he do before bluetooth?
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (Ez6QX)

You are part of the conspiracy.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (sJVWL)

232 All cable news audiences are old. Like 70+ years old.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (OalnH)

They're watching news. And I'm watching them.

Posted by: Covid at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (FJYfm)

233 When I tune into the news, I'm always looking for the toxic, angry black woman angle to top off my sense of virtue and empathy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (r0ADi)

234 Perhaps our expectations for the media are too high when Sotomayor says there are 100,000 children in serious condition with COVID and Breyer says there are 750 million new cases today.

Posted by: KT at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (0ghg2)

235 >>i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real

I would totally believe it if someone told me Canada Geese are secretly spy robots. . . Canada Geese are mean, filthy asshoes!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (URNdm)

236 I hope Ghislaine Maxwell someday shoehorns her case before the Supreme Court, so we can finally see if Pedo-Island "John Roberts" and SCOTUS "Justice Roberts" have any relation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (viQ2U)

237 >>>Didn't Erin Burnette play the little sister on Happy Days?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, getting serious about lurking

I thought that was Erin Go Braless.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (VWp7G)

238 224 211 Sidney Poitier has passed.
Posted by: Sassy at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (xSICi)

Damn. RIP Sidney Poitier.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2022 12:28 PM (Rl7KJ)

-----

I've got money on Rob Reiner next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

239 Leftists always fail upwards. Look for a sinecure in the administration after the "mutual parting to spend more time with her INSERT_BULLSHIT_HERE".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (HmZuC)

240 Ted's goal was to clear Trump off the field for 2024. He failed spectacularly and offed his candidacy.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ONvIw)

241 >>>>Does Erin Burnette dispose of aging pies, or is she aging unit that disposes of pies?

Her aged pie is an Alpha Residue Disposal Unit.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (Q8622)

242 Fuck all you assholes.

Posted by: Big Bird at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (4fSQf)

243 OT: This one goes under "Headline Writers Can't Write":

Article title is "Study shows COVID-infected mothers' breastmilk provides infants with antibodies"

In the article, it in fact states that breastmilk is COVID-virus free. I know this would have added ONE f'n 2-letter word, but "Study shows breastmilk of COVID-infected mothers provides infants with antibodies" would've been much clearer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

244 " By Ted's definition, our forefathers were terrorists."

They certainly were to the British Crown.
Had they not succeeded they would have all been hanged as traitors, or lived the rest of their lives as fugitives.
Many were ruined anyway.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (jTmQV)

245 As late as 2004 the Dems were gay baiting nationally.

There was a Republican challenger to a Dem senator in some purple state that year who had once been a hair dresser.

They dug up a video he made on how to do hair played in regionally and basically called him gay in every media appearance they got.

It is hard to believe now, but "gay rights" was not seen as a political winner until 2012 or so.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ESjRY)

246 Coming soon to radio near you in the 2AM-3AM slot:
UFOs! Are they Real and are they Racist? by Joy Reid.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (axyOa)

247 "The only way to properly explain, is with words."

https://birdsarentreal.com/
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
Sigh. They need to be careful with anachronisms. In their "1987" commercial, they use the word "megapixel." That word existed but was not in use then, and would not have been used in a statement to the public since no one would know what the hell it meant. They'd say something like "high-resolution images" or even just "electronic images" or "computerized images."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (DU+/6)

248 94 He's still licking his wounds from Tucker's show.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:13 PM (ONvIw)

That's was great but I have to give him props for showing up there
____________

Cruz asked Tucker to let him be on the show, after Carlson had criticized him the previous day. Cruz was trying to do damage control, but clearly it didn't work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (k4dH2)

249 Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:25 PM (U31aU)

I agree with this but he should have been better prepared to defend his actions. I said previously all of the good he did in the past defending Trump against any connection to the Jan 6th Capitol incursion is now for naught.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (mmU7u)

250 >>>i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace

My two oldest told me that a year or so ago. They're all drones sent out by the government.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (VWp7G)

251 Every single person makes mistakes. Ever single one. The question becomes are they sincere in their remorse? If we are going to cancel people for one mistake when they've clearly admitted it was wrong, stood before the man and asked for forgiveness, we are no better then the people we claim to oppose.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (U31aU)

252

I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

From your keyboard to God's ears, or eyes, or something.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (ONvIw)

253 Melber is resigned to his pfate

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (us2H3)

254 Some days commenting here feels like playing second chair oboe in the band on the deck of the Titanic.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (m45I2)

255 In all honesty, birds are one of the best things. I love seeing new ones.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (sJVWL)

256 167 Ted Cruz' Senate statement has been all over the news, non-stop, while his meager attempt to back track is seen only by Tucker's audience.
Regrets, he has a few.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:24 PM (jTmQV)

It would be a real profile in courage for him to get in front of one the MSM talk shows and explain himself there, instead of Tucker. You know they were primed to have any Republican on their show for the 24 Hours Hate yesterday. They really wanted a Trump press conference, and were disappointed that Emmanuel Goldstein himself didn't show up. Any substitute would have done.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (mdjgu)

257 when were semi-automatic weapons banned?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (h1jJh)

258 >>>I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

259 It is hard to believe now, but "gay rights" was not seen as a political winner until 2012 or so.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ESjRY)

___

Obama's "officially" opposed SSM in 2008.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (OalnH)

260 I wonder sometimes if people even listen to what they say or reread what they write. My employer is implementing an authentication system for our email, so that it will call you on your mobile phone and you tap a number to verify that it's you. I asked, "If I forget my phone one day, can I call the help desk?"

Answer: "Yes, you can. You can also send us an email."

I wanted to write back: "How the HELL can I do that if I'm locked out of my email???"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)

261 227But he will now likely have a primary he has to worry about and spend money on. And I do think Cruz's last squeaker election was Trump supporters still sore at him

I sure hope Texas gope takes this issue seriously. Because if they put up a strawman primary candidate against Cruz and he still pulls it off, that senate seat ain't going Republican

Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (zjRSP)

262 Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (jTmQV)

Terrorists were called Revolutionists at that time.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (mmU7u)

263 i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace
******
What? The actual flock?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:29 PM (m45I2)

does this mean if' i'm wanting multiple shots of grey goose when at the bar, i can no longer ask for a flock a vodka?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (8D42x)

264 Some days commenting here feels like playing second chair oboe in the band on the deck of the Titanic.
Posted by: Muldoon
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (JuZEe)

265 >>>In all honesty, birds are one of the best things. I love seeing new ones.
Posted by: ...

SAME!

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

266 I saw a Birds Aren't Real bumper sticker last year and made the mistake of asking Al Gore's Amazing Internet.
Geez, what a rabbit hole.
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (jYQlA)

Oh, bloody hell, I haven't looked for ages. This is some serious trolling - good for them!
https://youtu.be/uXu4_s5nuwI

The guy's van has pigeon spikes all around the top of it!
birdarentreal.com LOL! I might even fork out for a shirt!

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (wAnMi)

267 Cruz knew precisely what he was saying and why. He did not choose his words poorly. He did it with the full intention of pretending to eat shit for conservatives afterwards.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (sWM8x)

268
Sidney Poitier has passed.

Posted by: Sassy at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (DUIap)

269 257 when were semi-automatic weapons banned?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (h1jJh)

___

For the left every gun other than a revolver is a fully auto semi-auto assault weapon.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (OalnH)

270 If Ted is sincere, he will speak a correction on the Senate floor so it can be entered in to the congressional record.
I'm betting this will never happen.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (jTmQV)

271 Maybe psaki will circle back to that timeslot

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (bKdTl)

272 "I agree with this but he should have been better prepared to defend his actions. I said previously all of the good he did in the past defending Trump against any connection to the Jan 6th Capitol incursion is now for naught.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (mmU7u)"

I think he knew he was wrong. If you've ever been there standing before the man, and boy I have a few times, it doesn't always go smoothly. Especially when you're thinking inside- what was I thinking?"

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (U31aU)

273 246 Coming soon to radio near you in the 2AM-3AM slot:
UFOs! Are they Real and are they Racist? by Joy Reid.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (axyOa)

That's a grey area.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

274 OT: This one goes under "Headline Writers Can't Write":

Article title is "Study shows COVID-infected mothers' breastmilk provides infants with antibodies"

In the article, it in fact states that breastmilk is COVID-virus free. I know this would have added ONE f'n 2-letter word, but "Study shows breastmilk of COVID-infected mothers provides infants with antibodies" would've been much clearer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

Wow, some journalist didn't get the memo. "Mothers" and "breastmilk"? The hate just radiates off the page.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)

275 This busty blue-eyed brunette in a black bra is happy that she will be less likely to incidentally run across Behar when channel-surfing:
https://is.gd/P8XkJT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (DU+/6)

276 I think MSNBC also regularly sets up shows to deal with a current issue, then reshuffles once that issue's relevance is done. Remember how they gave Dr. Nancy Snyderman a daily daytime show that lasted pretty much from the beginning of the Obamacare legislation through its enactment?

Maybe Joy Reid was the host in response the BLM movement, and they are moving her on now that BLM is not as prominent or popular?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (URNdm)

277 Pretty bad when your rating are around 1 million and you are broadcast on about 1 million TVs at all of the airports.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (h1jJh)

278 Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (U31aU)

This depends on the mistake. This was no off the cuff, reporter on the street interview with Cruz. He was as weak as any Gop senator on the antifa BLM riots, so law and order and God save the Police doesn't work.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (ONvIw)

279 Cruz knew precisely what he was saying and why. He did not choose his words poorly. He did it with the full intention of pretending to eat shit for conservatives afterwards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (VWp7G)

280 "Oh, by the way, check that link, she's no great fan of Jews, either."

Anti-Semitism is widespread among the black population, and this is especially true of the leftwing portion.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (nMx88)

281 Joy Reid: Rep. Scalise was shot by a white man with a violent background, and saved by a black lesbian police officer and yet.... I am a stupid, classless, graceless bitch.

May have embellished that a bit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (hy51Y)

282 Cruz made the mistake most DC politicians make. He thought he was being strategically smart.

Doesn't work that way anymore, Teddyboy.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (Fs5vw)

283 >>>i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace
*
My two oldest told me that a year or so ago. They're all drones sent out by the government.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022

***
Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)

284 Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

-----

*sigh*. Okay, Kathy Griffin then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

285 Either you believe Ted 'chose poor words'

Or

Ted is positioning himself for the GOPe candidate once Trump is dealt with.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (4fSQf)

286 283 >>>i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace
*
My two oldest told me that a year or so ago. They're all drones sent out by the government.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022

***
Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)

Taxes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (z5Vrg)

287 I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

And he would count for at least 2 anyway

Posted by: Wally at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (FJYfm)

288 >>>It is hard to believe now, but "gay rights" was not seen as a political winner until 2012 or so.

Not since the Sun King was allowed to 'evolve' his stand after the reelection.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (HmZuC)

289 250 >>>i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace

My two oldest told me that a year or so ago. They're all drones sent out by the government.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (VWp7G)

So the Avian Flu is another engineered virus?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

290 Unmanageable.

We're gonna wash that Reid right out of our hair...

Posted by: Roy at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (VsUZy)

291 Let's not forget that old white man Chris Matthews was driven out to create a slot for Joy, who's another fake African-American. But is she ever Woke. Embarrassingly so, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (ZHVt1)

292 i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace

Our new "Impossible" Bucket should prove that.

Posted by: KFC at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (oY5A0)

293 This depends on the mistake. This was no off the cuff, reporter on the street interview with Cruz. He was as weak as any Gop senator on the antifa BLM riots, so law and order and God save the Police doesn't work.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (ONvIw)

The piece of shit was mouthing Beltway pablum and forgot it would upset the people he needs to fool.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (nMx88)

294 Cruz asked Tucker to let him be on the show, after Carlson had criticized him the previous day. Cruz was trying to do damage control, but clearly it didn't work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (k4dH2

He expected a Hannity tongue bath. Another unforced error.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (ONvIw)

295 245 As late as 2004 the Dems were gay baiting nationally.

There was a Republican challenger to a Dem senator in some purple state that year who had once been a hair dresser.

They dug up a video he made on how to do hair played in regionally and basically called him gay in every media appearance they got.

It is hard to believe now, but "gay rights" was not seen as a political winner until 2012 or so.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (ESjRY)

Andrew Cuomo ran his dad's campaign for governor, against Ed Koch. Mysteriously, signs showed up in NYC saying "Vote for Cuomo, Not the Homo!" Neither Cuomo paid a political price for that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (mdjgu)

296

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All cable news audiences are old. Like 70+ years old.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:27 PM (OalnH)

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I shan't believe it, I shan't not.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (cMXNt)

297 Every single person makes mistakes. Ever single one. The question becomes are they sincere in their remorse? If we are going to cancel people for one mistake when they've clearly admitted it was wrong, stood before the man and asked for forgiveness, we are no better then the people we claim to oppose.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (U31aU)

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague."
--Cicero

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (AiZBA)

298 Job function: entertain the dumbest people in the country.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (TTVd4)

299 284 Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

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*sigh*. Okay, Kathy Griffin then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

try again.

Posted by: Roy at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (VsUZy)

300 If Ted is sincere, he will speak a correction on the Senate floor so it can be entered in to the congressional record.
I'm betting this will never happen.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (jTmQV)

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Second look at Beto?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

301 "I consider myself to be an average American. I wake up in the morning, wash my car, and have an avid disbelief in avian beings."

That shit's funny right there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (DU+/6)

302 Her tweet implies that she wishes the lesbian would have finished him off???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (h1jJh)

303 The piece of shit was mouthing Beltway pablum and forgot it would upset the people he needs to fool.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (nMx8

Indeed. Donks will not be voting for Cruz for anything. It was a very foolish move.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (ONvIw)

304
I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
_____________

Why? Has he been sick? If not, it seems like an odd choice, given that his dad lived into his late 90's.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (k4dH2)

305 In all honesty, birds are one of the best things. I love seeing new ones.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (sJVWL)

Me too...hot off the rotisserie.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (AwYPR)

306 There can only be, what, like 10 John Roberts's in the world, right?

Anyway he's not been blackmailed, he's just made of the same pathetic pussy dander as the rest of them.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (sJVWL)

307 >>In all honesty, birds are one of the best things. I love seeing new ones.

Agreed

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (URNdm)

308 260. Yeah the multi factor authentication thing is a silly single point of failure. My phone is not working or inaccessible and I cant log into my laptop?

Posted by: Dogbert at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (Z9HSN)

309 >> Say... maybe I was Hacked! too...!

You certainly were if Ben Domenech calls, though even he would admit the "less haha, more tata" line was a classic.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (uWF4x)

310 Joy Reid went to Harvard. It's unlikely any of the you dumbfucks can say the same.

Posted by: hr catlady scold at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (m/Gc2)

311 >>>*sigh*. Okay, Kathy Griffin then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I'll take it!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (VWp7G)

312 I think Ted Cruz would be ok on SCOTUS
Better than that mealy mouthed weasel face ACB

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (eE9YR)

313 >>>Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.

>>>*sigh*. Okay, Kathy Griffin then.

You're getting colder...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (HmZuC)

314 "This depends on the mistake. This was no off the cuff, reporter on the street interview with Cruz. He was as weak as any Gop senator on the antifa BLM riots, so law and order and God save the Police doesn't work.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (ONvIw)"

Watch the full tape in context. Then go back and read or watch past remarks Cruz has made. His explanation makes sense. So does his apology. Then take it a step further and look at legislation and letters he has written to agency heads on the subject. The man has done more then anyone else in the senate.

I am one to look at the balance of peoples work, not one incident where they've been contrite. I suppose you can ask for your apology in blood or move on. I'm moving on.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:37 PM (U31aU)

315 251 Every single person makes mistakes. Ever single one. The question becomes are they sincere in their remorse? If we are going to cancel people for one mistake when they've clearly admitted it was wrong, stood before the man and asked for forgiveness, we are no better then the people we claim to oppose.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (U31aU)

There's a difference between a mistake and being caught. I'm hard-pressed to accept Ted didn't mean what he said, as he said it with such conviction, and his "I always call those that attack the police, terrorists" rings a bit hollow to me. I believe he felt personally threatened by what happened (like AOC was). Is he going to say what he said about Trump was a mistake in judgement to? I doubt it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

316 Sotamayor's voice, and the boy lawyer for Biden BOTH sound exactly as you would expect.

Sota sounds like she might be a drooler. The boy lawyer sounds like a soggy piece of toast. Both sound like commies.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:37 PM (L3Rsz)

317 The piece of shit was mouthing Beltway pablum and forgot it would upset the people he needs to fool.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:35 PM (nMx8

That's a bingo.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (sJVWL)

318 "There was a Republican challenger to a Dem senator in some purple state that year who had once been a hair dresser."

Montana. The Democrat incumbent used this to great success.

They still do it, by the way. As much as I loathe him, Graham is regularly subject to leftwing gay-baiting.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (nMx88)

319 "CNN's aging pie disposal unit Erin Burnett,"

ROFLOL! Ace, don't ever change.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (OssQ4)

320 "Who wouldn't? You could literally just put on a live feed of a duck enclosure and it would beat CNN."

I am intrigued by your programming plans and wish to subscribe to your network.

Posted by: mmack at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (pQuLh)

321 >i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace
*
My two oldest told me that a year or so ago. They're all drones sent out by the government.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022

***
Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)
***

A data dump.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (axyOa)

322 Outside any "mistake" by Cruz, he provided ammunition to the enemy. THAT is the unforgivable sin in my estimation.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (cMXNt)

323 Joy Reid went to Harvard. It's unlikely any of the you dumbfucks can say the same.
Posted by: hr catlady scold at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (m/Gc2)

But can she fly a Harvard?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (P3gRi)

324 258 >>>I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

Meat Head and Meat Puppet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

325 299 284 Celebs die in threes. Reiner is not a celebrity.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

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*sigh*. Okay, Kathy Griffin then.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

try again.
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Is Dick Clark still alive?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (uia9V)

326 Sidney Poitier has passed.

Posted by: Sassy

must have been vaxxed, because they damn sure would say so if he wasn't

Posted by: x at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (oA+QO)

327 If every Democrat Propaganda Ministry personal was fired for lies none would be left

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (CG0rG)

328 I find it interesting that the 'coveted' 25-54 age range of tv watching, is only 10% of total viewership?

Add in kids are not watching these shows, and the vast majority of viewers must be above age 54?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (oHd/0)

329 I give up. Teens and twenties yesterday with a foot of snow. Currently 37 and pouring rain. The dog just skated across the patio. Welcome to MT. Wait 10 minutes and the weather will change. On the plus side I don't have to shovel it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (2NHgQ)

330 They're real and they're spectacular!!

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (jYQlA)

331 >>> You could literally just put on a live feed of a duck enclosure and it would beat CNN.

Ima call my local cable provider.

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (UnQlg)

332 Joy to the world
Joy Reid is done
Let hell
Receive
Its' Queen!!

Posted by: PDQ Handel at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (gRF5m)

333 >>>Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?

Yeah, sorry about that.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (HmZuC)

334 his "I always call those that attack the police, terrorists" rings a bit hollow to me

He may always say it, but that doesn't make it any more factually accurate.

Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (kOpft)

335 "Gay rights" per se still isn't really seen a political winner even today. It's just that if you were intending to be a major party political figure today and were still holding out against even just gay marriage, it is literally the only thing you would ever be asked about by the MSM (Fox inclusive). So, discretion is the better part of valor and whatnot.

But say Ric Grennell was a candidate for elected office and viewed as an actual threat to a dem candidate, then any and all video tape of him that "might be gay stuff" would be on loop on CNN and every ordinary Grennell supporter at a rally would be asked things like, "So, does that mean you're gay too?" by the MSM reporters.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (dYe5S)

336 Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?

A data dump.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (axyOa)

*golf clap*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (4fSQf)

337 Race baiting psychotic is an evil psychopath.

Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (dNqv+)

338 260 I wonder sometimes if people even listen to what they say or reread what they write. My employer is implementing an authentication system for our email, so that it will call you on your mobile phone and you tap a number to verify that it's you. I asked, "If I forget my phone one day, can I call the help desk?"

Answer: "Yes, you can. You can also send us an email."

I wanted to write back: "How the HELL can I do that if I'm locked out of my email???"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)

The same way you hook up your VCR using the videotape of "How to Hook Up Your VCR"; use somebody elses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

339 Kevin Spacey, by the hands of a young boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

340 I give up. Teens and twenties yesterday with a foot of snow. Currently 37 and pouring rain.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (2NHgQ)

Same here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

341 Kagan just said impor-ant, instead of impor-tant.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (L3Rsz)

342 >> 275 This busty blue-eyed brunette

Homina homina...

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (uWF4x)

343 The birds aren't real thing has been going on for a little while. I heard about it a few years ago. Meh, I've seen worse plots in movies/tv shows. There was show about how electricity up and disappeared. And I was like, it's a fundamental friggan property of the universe, everything would fly apart at even the atomic level, there would be no atoms or molecules! "Shut up banana it's a show"

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (/c1QV)

344 316 Sotamayor's voice, and the boy lawyer for Biden BOTH sound exactly as you would expect.

Sota sounds like she might be a drooler. The boy lawyer sounds like a soggy piece of toast. Both sound like commies.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:37 PM (L3Rsz)

If anyone has faith the federal courts will rescue them, this ignorant and uninformed c*** ideologue and the rest of the black-robed cretins should disabuse them of the notion.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (nMx88)

345 Obama's "officially" opposed SSM in 2008.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (OalnH)

More rules for thee and not for me

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (sJVWL)

346 322 Outside any "mistake" by Cruz, he provided ammunition to the enemy. THAT is the unforgivable sin in my estimation.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (cMXNt)

His goal was to slime Trump and clear the path in 2024. Not buying the not exactly a mea maxima culpa.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (ONvIw)

347 I wanted to write back: "How the HELL can I do that if I'm locked out of my email???"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (txdEq)

I had this happen when i worked for the shipbuilder in town. we had a manual password process. if you got locked out of your account, you had to have someone submit a request and they would send you the paper with a temporary password on it, normally took 2 days.

well, after being locked out because my password expired on a long business trip, i waited a full week with no access to any of my work. finally, i gave up waiting and started trying to find out who would have the password greensheet.

when i found the correct person, they said "I sent you an email that i had your greensheet." I'm SURE my face registered the shock because i actually said you emailed me to tell me my password that i have to have to access my computer and email are here...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (8D42x)

348 Cruz who is the debate king of Harvard, smartest student that Dershowitz ever had, is kind of smarmy about how smart he is (I have always kind of gotten a bit of an Eddie Haskell vibe on him) goes on Tucker Carlson and says "I was dumb."

Yeah. He expected that to work. There is no other reason for him to go with that. It isn't his natural inclination. And I don't think he is naturally dishonest (despite Lyin' Ted) I think he figured telling that lie was better than telling the truth.

Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (mbFEM)

349 Is Dick Clark still alive?
________

Nope.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (k4dH2)

350 Kagan just said impor-ant, instead of impor-tant.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (L3Rsz)

A lot of people are doing that lately. It's annoying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

351 I think Ted Cruz would be ok on SCOTUS
Better than that mealy mouthed weasel face ACB

Better, yeah, but he's a natural entertainer. I can't see him cooped up on the Supreme Court. On a side note: they're not supposed to be rock stars, we're not supposed to know all of their names, we're not supposed to hang on their every word!

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (lDew/)

352 Isn't Joy Reid the one who culturally appropriated the English language to say stupid shit all the time?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (h1jJh)

353 >>>Welcome to MT. Wait 10 minutes and the weather will change. On the plus side I don't have to shovel it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (2NHgQ)

We're working diligently to get that down to 5 minutes.

Posted by: Blaine, Missouri at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (QYPq3)

354 334 his "I always call those that attack the police, terrorists" rings a bit hollow to me

He may always say it, but that doesn't make it any more factually accurate.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (kOpft)

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What does he call people that get pummeled to death for just standing there?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (cMXNt)

355 A lot of people are doing that lately. It's annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

It's very Jersey

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (ONvIw)

356 I don't live in Texas so can't vote there (theoreticallY) but stupid errors like this is how guys like Beto get elected. You motivate the Dem base while your base stays home and sits on its hands.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (jTmQV)

357 You could literally just put on a live feed of a duck enclosure and it would beat CNN.

That's why The Gorilla Channel was such a big hit...

Posted by: McCool at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (BqBIh)

358 True Story: When Sidney Poitier showed up to receive his Presidential Metal of Freedom award from Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden tried to get him to park the car.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (r0ADi)

359 We go through a lot of sunflower and millet feeding those drones.

Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (UnQlg)

360 269 257 when were semi-automatic weapons banned?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (h1jJh)

___
For the left every gun other than a revolver is a fully auto semi-auto assault weapon.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (OalnH)

Hey, a baseball bat is an assault weapon. That's why Hodgkinson did what he did, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

361 >> Outside any "mistake" by Cruz, he provided ammunition to the enemy. THAT is the unforgivable sin in my estimation.

Tucker interviewed veteran and current candidate Oregon Congressional candidate Joe Kent after Cruz, and Kent made the point that by using the term "domestic terrorist," Ted was assisting the Biden admin's concerted effort to label Trump supporters as the enemy, making them a valid target for not just law enforcement, but the military.

Ted really did choose his words poorly -- and it sure didn't appear to be "sloppy word choice," as he claimed.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (URNdm)

362 Wow, some journalist didn't get the memo. "Mothers" and "breastmilk"? The hate just radiates off the page.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (Ez6QX)

lol

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (SH2Zi)

363 Me too...hot off the rotisserie.
Posted by: BignJames

*******

Given grocery prices these days I'm trying to figure out how to manage a beer can hummingbird.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (m45I2)

364 Gorsuch sounds like a nice man, and much smarter than the girls.

Sez fed commies can't use money to force employment control of vexxing.

Seems to have made the boy lawyer snippy and angry.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (L3Rsz)

365

Penzeys Spices CEO Bill Penzey sent out a marketing email to customers on the anniversary of the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol wherein he unleashed on Republican voters at large, calling them the "#1 threat" to the United States.

In the email obtained by FOX Business, Penzey promotes a new "Remember January 6" box of a combination of spices, and calls on his customers to "remember this day forever," saying that Jan. 6, 2021, was "the plot that will live in infamy."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

366 352 Isn't Joy Reid the one who culturally appropriated the English language to say stupid shit all the time?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (h1jJh)

Reid's appropriation was mostly unsuccessful.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (nMx88)

367 Ted is done. As in crispy, charred, burnt toast. Texas won't reelect his sorry ass. He did not just attack and betray the Trumpster. He went for the jugular of the deplorables.

Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (zjRSP)

368 I've got Nic Cage, Johnny Depp and Anthony Hopkins in my Deadpool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (4fSQf)

369 350 Kagan just said impor-ant, instead of impor-tant.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (L3Rsz)

A lot of people are doing that lately. It's annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

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I've noticed up-talking is getting worse, even among "men."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

370 >>> The same way you hook up your VCR using the videotape of "How to Hook Up Your VCR"; use somebody elses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

Making coffee when you are one cup of coffee short of the cognitive ability needed to make coffee. Bootstrapping in real life. It works but results are often poor. Sometimes alcohol helps

... you to not care.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (/c1QV)

371 Same here.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (Ez6QX)

We got 26 inches in the Burg. No rain yet, but roof crews are working like maniacs to clear roofs before the rain hits. City works has no one running plows in town due to not being vaxxed. County commissioner said no vaxx mandate, county roads are clear and drive-able.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (CjHGv)

372 His goal was to slime Trump and clear the path in 2024. Not buying the not exactly a mea maxima culpa.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:40 PM (ONvIw)

I don't think for one second he "accidentally" slimed us by aiming for Trump.

Ted keeps telling us what he thinks of us but for some reason people just don't want to believe him.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (sJVWL)

373 I give up. Teens and twenties yesterday with a foot of snow. Currently 37 and pouring rain. The dog just skated across the patio. Welcome to MT. Wait 10 minutes and the weather will change. On the plus side I don't have to shovel it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (2NHgQ)

That's pretty much the same here. I am not shoveling a wet mess. Temps look to be pretty melty for the next few days.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:44 PM (SH2Zi)

374 280 "Oh, by the way, check that link, she's no great fan of Jews, either."

Anti-Semitism is widespread among the black population, and this is especially true of the leftwing portion.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (nMx8

She probably hates Mexicans, too. There's a lot of minority-minority hatred with blacks hating asians and mexicans, mexicans hating blacks, liberals hating white conservatives...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

375 Can someone cook up a video montage of FTC "always" calling people who attack police officers "terrorists"

I like how tucker didn't give him an inch on that. Cruz says exactly what he means.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2022 12:44 PM (bKdTl)

376 when i found the correct person, they said "I sent you an email that i had your greensheet." I'm SURE my face registered the shock because i actually said you emailed me to tell me my password that i have to have to access my computer and email are here...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (8D42x)
++++
Yeah, it's absurd. My favorite thing like this involved an IBM mainframe with a problem. It needed a part. They ordered the part, but it didn't arrive within the four-hour delivery window. They ordered it again. No part arrived. IBM sent the part from a more-distant warehouse, but it would take a day. The customer was furious.

The tech had a brain-wave and asked the dispatch person where the part was coming from. It was coming from the electrical supply shop with the issue. They couldn't accept orders because the mainframe was down. The part was in the warehouse next to the machine room.

Recursive dependencies are a bitch and a half, and you should deliberately try to *avoid* them, not make them a part of your normal process...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 07, 2022 12:44 PM (DU+/6)

377 Penzeys Spices CEO Bill Penzey sent out a marketing email to customers on the anniversary of the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol wherein he unleashed on Republican voters at large, calling them the "#1 threat" to the United States.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

NOT surprising. When they went full-on homo a few years ago, I stopped purchasing from them. I don't care what they personally feel, but I didn't want it shoved down my throat from a spice company.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (L3Rsz)

378 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy). Dick Van Dyke is 96 and seems relatively healthy, but the odds are against him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (k4dH2)

379 Look for Joy to pop up on Fox News as a counterbalance for Tucker.

Posted by: f'd at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (vrz2I)

380 "Wait 10 minutes and the weather will change."

Says everyone, everywhere.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (OalnH)

381 In all honesty, birds are one of the best things. I love seeing new ones.
Posted by: ...
SAME!
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (VWp7G)

I love bird photography, especially wetland birds around Monterey/Moss Landing CA. Some days are magical, other days it's exercise with heavy equipment and a nice view. Planning an outing next week - low tide is mid-morning to early afternoon.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (wAnMi)

382 Did Ted and Dersh get massages together at Epstein's?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (bKdTl)

383 349 Is Dick Clark still alive?
________

Nope.
----------
Damn.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (uia9V)

384 Babylon Bee:

Oral Arguments Postponed As Justice Sotomayor Gets Gavel Stuck Up Her Nose Again

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (QYPq3)

385
Every September 1st in Texas is drone season then. White Winged and Mourning Drone breasts wrapped in bacon.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07

Same, same. I was unaware we were eating drones. I watched them clean the drones too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (AsEYt)

386 Kagan has been better reasoned then some of the liberals who were actually judges. But I wish she had the courage to vote as she thinks. She's a reliable vote for the liberal block because of politics. Not her inability to reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (U31aU)

387 Given grocery prices these days I'm trying to figure out how to manage a beer can hummingbird.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (m45I2)

Hope to hell that hummingbird is dead when you try.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (axyOa)

388 My two oldest told me that a year or so ago. They're all drones sent out by the government.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:31 PM (VWp7G)

That's our future. In Fallout 4, the clearly "evil" faction, The Institute, has cloned pigeons (or some other birds) and put spy equipment into these abominations so they can be used to spy on the Commonwealth on the Institute's behalf.

Bethesda's writing is mediocre at best, but this was a nice touch to that game. No doubt our betters have similar plans for us wrt surveillance in the real world. You can avoid visible cameras, but what about local fauna and animals?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

389
She probably hates Mexicans, too. There's a lot of minority-minority hatred with blacks hating asians and mexicans, mexicans hating blacks, liberals hating white conservatives...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

___

But their hatred for Whitey, trumps their inner-ethic hatred.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (OalnH)

390 Add in kids are not watching these shows, and the vast majority of viewers must be above age 54?

Posted by: Romeo13

That would be correct, tv is going by the way of newspapers.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (dCGWj)

391 Joe Rogan's podcast that costs $5/month to produce is destroying all of CNN and MSNBC

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (h1jJh)

392 >>>Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:34 PM (txdEq)
***

A data dump.
Posted by: Diogenes

Shredded documents.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)

393 Penzeys Spices CEO Bill Penzey . . . .

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

I like it when companies are clear that they don't want my money.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (SH2Zi)

394 Ted really did choose his words poorly -- and it sure didn't appear to be "sloppy word choice," as he claimed.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (URNdm)
-----------------

A strange error for an uber-lawyer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (Ph5Ld)

395 A lot of people are doing that lately. It's annoying.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (Ez6QX)

-----

I've noticed up-talking is getting worse, even among "men."
Posted by: Jane D'oh

It is super anooying. I was surprised to hear it come from Kagan.

Gorsuch is currently annoying Biden's boy lawyer to such an extent, the lawyer is uptalking a mile a minute!

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (L3Rsz)

396 255 In all honesty, birds are one of the best things. I love seeing new ones.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (sJVWL)

There are billions of birds, probably more birds than humans on earth, yet fear of birds has been completely bred out of our DNA. We go outside, surrounded by birds, yet never give them a moments thought. Not even the big ones, like Eagles. Not too many other animals you can say that about. Bats? Scary. Birds? Nope. Ok, I'll grant you that Ostriches, Emus, and Cassowaries are intimidating, but they don't fly so they don't count.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (VGRuw)

397 Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?

A data dump.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM

Is that what they're calling it now?

Posted by: The Ficus at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

398 323 Joy Reid went to Harvard. It's unlikely any of the you dumbfucks can say the same.
Posted by: hr catlady scold at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM (m/Gc2)

But can she fly a Harvard?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 07, 2022 12:38 PM (P3gRi)

I got my education at Yale. My name is Yimmy Yonson.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

399 That's our future. In Fallout 4, the clearly "evil" faction, The Institute, has cloned pigeons (or some other birds) and put spy equipment into these abominations so they can be used to spy on the Commonwealth on the Institute's behalf.

Posted by: Thrawn

Yeah, I don't think you're off on that. Could certainly see the feds trying this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (VWp7G)

400 Maybe ted can find work as assistant boneless pork rectum.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (bKdTl)

401 Ted keeps telling us what he thinks of us but for some reason people just don't want to believe him.

For all the half assed apology to us, he didn't back off his assertion that soulless thugs like Michael Byrd are brave heroes.

Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (kOpft)

402 Here's the go to for dead pool rankings

https://deathlist.net/

Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (TWeTG)

403 386 Kagan has been better reasoned then some of the liberals who were actually judges. But I wish she had the courage to vote as she thinks. She's a reliable vote for the liberal block because of politics. Not her inability to reason.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (U31aU)

Agreed, but it doesn't hurt Kagan that both Sotomayer and Breyer are world class cretins and woefully uninformed. They have clerks to fact check, too, which shows they lack the judgment to hire decent people let alone the judgment to make important decisions.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (nMx88)

404 Another stupid thing that my mind would come up with. If birds aren't real then what are drones a simulacrum of.

[me:stop it brain! brain:Sure I can stop coming up with arguments against silly stuff any time, oh wait, also what are eggs then! me:damnit ...]

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (/c1QV)

405 333 >>>Then what is that white stuff that lands all over my car?

Yeah, sorry about that.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (HmZuC)

Whatabout MY apology?

Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

406 I thought Dick VanDyke was already gone, but I get the #1 ranking.

Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (TWeTG)

407 "In recent years, the median age of viewers who watch the big three cable news networks - CNN, Fox News Channel and MSNBC - has been in the 60s, an audience that television news industry analyst Andrew Tyndall calls positively "geriatric." At MSNBC, the median age this year has been 68, four years older than CNN"

WaPo, May 24, 2021

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (OalnH)

408 I sure hope Texas gope takes this issue seriously. Because if they put up a strawman primary candidate against Cruz and he still pulls it off, that senate seat ain't going Republican
Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:32 PM (zjRSP)

A) Texas GOP-e agrees with what Cruz said, this will make them like him more than they ever did before.
B) Cruz will have that senate seat as long as he wants to keep it. Dems literally have *no* *one* who wants to (or who can afford to) run for any office except Beto, and he's going to put the 3 time loser tag on himself next fall.

btw, in case anyone has forgotten, Beto was recently asked if he still was glad he said he'd go door to door collecting people's guns if he was elected governor, and he said Hell Yeah! Quit thinking that Beto is doing anything besides running a massive grift operation to soak a few California billionaires for 10 or 20 million, which he is NOT going to use for campaigning - he'll just put it all in his pocket.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (trdmm)

409 377 Penzeys Spices CEO Bill Penzey sent out a marketing email to customers on the anniversary of the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol wherein he unleashed on Republican voters at large, calling them the "#1 threat" to the United States.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

If you concatenate the sets of spices and processed in China, you would have a near perfect overlap. Thus Penzey is simply protecting his outsourcing to slave labor in China.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2022 12:48 PM (dCGWj)

410 I've heard Ted Turner has been suffering with dementia. I'm adding him to my dead pool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

411 i assumed that it was common knowledge by now that "birds" aren't real
Posted by: ace

It's why we have a chip shortage- they're all earmarked for baby hatchling drones.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (PPQdm)

412 Joy Reid went to Harvard. It's unlikely any of the you dumbfucks can say the same.
Posted by: hr catlady scold at January 07, 2022 12:36 PM

I can.

Posted by: David Hogg, soon-to-be-Harvard-graduate at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)

413
Shredded documents.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (VWp7G)

Huh...I wonder...Is Fawn Hall still around?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (axyOa)

414 Joy Reid is NOT a cunt. That would require her to possess some depth and warmth.

Posted by: halfastro at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (lWzct)

415 You can tell who watches a show by the ads on that show. Spend 30 mins watching MSNBC (or Fox for that matter) and you can instantly tell the audience is 60s and 70s by the commercials.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (OalnH)

416 The Left should applaud her. She has single-handedly raised up and trained a populace which previously had not a stitch of racism in them, but learned how to be ardent racists because they tired quickly of her loudmouth, race-baiting (ne' chimpin') bullshit every damn day.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Professional Negroes at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (5DfsO)

417 > I love bird photography, especially wetland birds around Monterey/Moss Landing CA.

Is that military surplus outfit still at Moss Landing? I took my son up there a couple times to rummage around. Then we'd hit Phil's for lunch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (BFigT)

418 Posted by: halfastro at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (lWzct)

Oooooh, snap!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (hQ23g)

419 Kagan Rotundmayor and the other all have one job and they do it well.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (sJVWL)

420 354 334 his "I always call those that attack the police, terrorists" rings a bit hollow to me

He may always say it, but that doesn't make it any more factually accurate.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM (kOpft)

------

What does he call people that get pummeled to death for just standing there?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 07, 2022 12:41 PM (cMXNt)

Terrorist enablers.

Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

421 406 I thought Dick VanDyke was already gone, but I get the #1 ranking.
_____________

He has already outlived his younger brother Jerry, but you occasionally see photos of Dick out and about, and he seems pretty spry.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (k4dH2)

422 >>>Huh...I wonder...Is Fawn Hall still around?
Posted by: Diogenes

She was a hottie.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (VWp7G)

423
Puppet Show

and

CNN

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (n+4am)

424 I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
_____________

Why? Has he been sick?

-
Well, mentally, sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (FVME7)

425 When we can't get lithium from China anymore and have to switch back to lead-acid batteries, those cute little birds aren't going to be so cute anymore.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (PPQdm)

426 Joy Reid is NOT a cunt. That would require her to possess some depth and warmth.
Posted by: halfastro at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (lWzct)
++++
You'd think so, but I can tell you from personal experience that this is not always true.

There's a reason I drink.

Posted by: Huma at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)

427 Anti-mandate lawyer is up, and is a refreshing change from Biden's overwound, hysterical, girly-man lawyer.

Talking about how badly the mandate will affect rural America. Like the commies care about that, ha.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (L3Rsz)

428 >>> You could literally just put on a live feed of a duck enclosure and it would beat CNN.
*
Ima call my local cable provider.
Posted by: fluffy at January 07, 2022

***
A live feed of a litter of kittens!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (txdEq)

429 Ted keeps telling us what he thinks of us but for some reason people just don't want to believe him.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (sJVWL)

It was no accident, and he had to know that any republican agreeing with the Biden characterization of events would be prominently featured

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (ONvIw)

430 I rather she was left on filling a spot nobody watches and she shows how nutz her and ilk are.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (ytSiK)

431 "Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner"

Posted by: Sidney Poitier at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (sWM8x)

432 Read a lot of things over the course of my time on this blog. Nothing has been funnier than pie disposal unit.

Nothing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (KbCG3)

433 Bats? Scary. Birds? Nope. Ok, I'll grant you that Ostriches, Emus, and Cassowaries are intimidating, but they don't fly so they don't count.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (VGRuw)

Never seen a penguin stampede, huh? They can get nasty.

Posted by: BignJames at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR)

434 White male MSNBC producers failed to put her in a position to succeed.

Posted by: Bete at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (Ojki1)

435 I find it interesting that the 'coveted' 25-54 age range of tv watching, is only 10% of total viewership?

Add in kids are not watching these shows, and the vast majority of viewers must be above age 54?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 07, 2022 12:39 PM

The 'coveted' viewership is saddled with student loan debt and therefor advertisers seek them out. What's so hard to understand?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (dQvv7)

436 He has already outlived his younger brother Jerry, but you occasionally see photos of Dick out and about, and he seems pretty spry.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden

I saw him dancing not terribly long ago, maybe five years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (FVME7)

437 378 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy). Dick Van Dyke is 96 and seems relatively healthy, but the odds are against him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (k4dH2)

When you're that old, the odds are never in your favor.

Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

438 Any time of day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)

439 I thought Dick VanDyke was already gone, but I get the #1 ranking.
_____________
He has already outlived his younger brother Jerry, but you occasionally see photos of Dick out and about, and he seems pretty spry.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022

***
His contemporary Robert Culp made it to the late 70s, and died while out walking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (txdEq)

440 386 Kagan has been better reasoned then some of the liberals who were actually judges. But I wish she had the courage to vote as she thinks. She's a reliable vote for the liberal block because of politics. Not her inability to reason.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (U31aU)

True. If I remember correctly she gave a great pro-2A argument in one comment. I believe she said to one attorney that if you wouldn't want the 1st Amendment to be amended, she can't see why you'd want the 2nd Amendment amended as well. I can't expect her to vote the way she commented, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (mdjgu)

441 n the email obtained by FOX Business, Penzey promotes a new "Remember January 6" box of a combination of spices, and calls on his customers to "remember this day forever," saying that Jan. 6, 2021, was "the plot that will live in infamy."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

well, he's definitely a capitalist with this offer, so props for that. but it's a smaller market share based on that naming convention...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (8D42x)

442 379 Look for Joy to pop up on Fox News as a counterbalance for Tucker.

Posted by: f'd at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (vrz2I)

The new "Hannity and Combs"?

Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

443 I hope Ghislaine Maxwell someday shoehorns her case before the Supreme Court, so we can finally see if Pedo-Island "John Roberts" and SCOTUS "Justice Roberts" have any relation.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 07, 2022 12:30 PM (viQ2U)

Dream on. They are already considering a mistrial over one juror and the prosecution is agreeing it is probably a mistrial. The fix is in.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (EpDzw)

444 "you occasionally see photos of Dick out and about"

So phrasing is still not much of a thing eh?

Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (TWeTG)

445 Kagan can toss out some made up bull shit in her writings.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (CG0rG)

446 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy).

He looked dead every time he showed up on the Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (uXonU)

447 "This is and was at the time an obvious ridiculous lie and it's astonishing Joy Reid was so stupid and so crazy to think she could get away with it."

Um, ace (mein Fuhrer) ......

Obvious, ridiculous lies now blanket the public space like a heavy fog. Major political parties, huge swathes of the "press", institutions, and possibly a majority of people in the country live in entire little worlds constructed of such lies, when it comes to "politics".

Why shouldn't that stupid, racist non-entity Reid get to enjoy hers, and prosper?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (OTzUX)

448 In the email obtained by FOX Business, Penzey promotes a new "Remember January 6" box of a combination of spices, and calls on his customers to "remember this day forever," saying that Jan. 6, 2021, was "the plot that will live in infamy."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)

I'd never heard of them, but will certainly avoid it. What is it about lefties that makes them so confident that every single person drawing breath agrees with them? I'm guessing it's that whole bubble thing.

Nothing like sending out an email that potentially alienates half of your client base. Is it so fucking hard to send out an email that, oh I don't know, talks about the new grilling vegetable sprinkle?

I may only be 29, but I don't remember any business sending out letters condemning Nixon or Reagan. Nope, ads had 2 things. Benefit to you, and the company/brand and product names repeated over and over. Enjoy your tiny, exclusive club Bill. The sad part is, I'd bet that more conservatives grill/bbq/smoke than leftists. The reason being you can't be "seen" in your backyard, so you have to post everything on IG.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (wAnMi)

449 >>>Joy Reid went to Harvard. It's unlikely any of the you dumbfucks can say the same.

>I went to Harvard but they kicked me out after the first week.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (r0ADi)

450 410 I've heard Ted Turner has been suffering with dementia. I'm adding him to my dead pool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Lewy body dementia like Robin Williams

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (dCGWj)

451 >>> Joy Reid is NOT a cunt. That would require her to possess some depth and warmth.
Posted by: halfastro at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (lWzct)
++++
You'd think so, but I can tell you from personal experience that this is not always true.

There's a reason I drink.
Posted by: Huma at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (DU+/6)

The Paulo he salute you. You step into the "gap" and go where The Paulo, he cannot follow.

Posted by: The Paulo at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (/c1QV)

452 >>>A live feed of a litter of kittens!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:51 PM (txdEq)

Sir, if you happen to find this live feed, please alert us immediately. I mean, the authorities. Alert the authorities.

Posted by: The Birds at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (QYPq3)

453 Ted keeps telling us what he thinks of us but for some reason people just don't want to believe him.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (sJVWL)

He blamed Trump supporters attending a rally for the violence of paid dem agitators and foot soldiers. He is not politically astute, and he is a crumby, self-serving drone. I don't buy his doublespeak apology that he got caught out again on another one of his moments of honesty, and to his credit, neither did Tucker.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (SH2Zi)

454 >Huh...I wonder...Is Fawn Hall still around?
Posted by: Diogenes

She was a hottie.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM (VWp7G)

She could shred my documents anytime.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (axyOa)

455 >>>Huh...I wonder...Is Fawn Hall still around?
Posted by: Diogenes

She was a hottie.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:50 PM

Who was the babe in the tux outfit that they think gave Trump the corona?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (dQvv7)

456 So phrasing is still not much of a thing eh?
Posted by: IP at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM

We're Morons. Phrasing is everything.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (a3Q+t)

457 280 "Oh, by the way, check that link, she's no great fan of Jews, either."

Anti-Semitism is widespread among the black population, and this is especially true of the leftwing portion.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 12:33 PM (nMx8

Yet many Jews are calling all this CRT stuff "the return of the black/Jewish coalition". It's so delusional.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (ONvIw)

458 408 B) Cruz will have that senate seat as long as he wants to keep it

Perhaps, but this was so bad that i doubt it. This was not just an own goal by Cruz. Ted dropped a nuclear bomb on himself. Regardless of the money and the gope support Ted is done in Texas. No one can come back from nuclear waste.

Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (zjRSP)

459 Who the fuck named her Joy?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 07, 2022 12:55 PM (TTVd4)

460 396 Ok, I'll grant you that Ostriches, Emus, and Cassowaries are intimidating, but they don't fly so they don't count.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (VGRuw)

Ancient terror-birds memories, maybe.

Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

461 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy).
*
He looked dead every time he showed up on the Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022

***
Those episodes were the only time I ever watched that series. Yes, his timing was off a bit, but he still had that classic deadpan delivery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 07, 2022 12:55 PM (txdEq)

462 I hope Ghislaine Maxwell someday shoehorns her case before the Supreme Court, so we can finally see if Pedo-Island "John Roberts" and SCOTUS "Justice Roberts" have any relation.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Dream on. They are already considering a mistrial over one juror and the prosecution is agreeing it is probably a mistrial. The fix is in.
Posted by: WiNO

Epstein didn't kill himself. You want to talk about birds not being real? Epstein is alive and set up on another island courtesy of deep state.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:55 PM (uXonU)

463 400 Maybe ted can find work as assistant boneless pork rectum.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (bKdTl)

Only if he's been inverted.

Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

464 Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (ONvIw)

Ironically you would think blacks and Jews would be natural allies.

At least from my perspective.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (yudwn)

465 Supreme Court is hearing the arguments now on the vax mandate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (4fSQf)

466
Yeah, rhomboid, it's the hokum-based society. The whole thing is made up. All that counts is whose lies we're expected to believe. Someone who tells the truth about something may as well just scream it into the void for emotional release, because that's all it's good for.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (hQ23g)

467 >>>Who was the babe in the tux outfit that they think gave Trump the corona?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

Hope Hicks?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (VWp7G)

468 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy).

He looked dead every time he showed up on the Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (uXonU)

I used to love his phone conversation bits, he's no doubt to blame for my dry sense of humor. I was listening to these at a very young age. I've got an original Button Down Mind LP that's 60 years old, was my Dad's.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (wAnMi)

469 How Ironic that Harry Reid is out too. As of 12/28/2021.

The best birthday present I've had in years. I'd been checking in periodically to see if he'd finally croaked in order to make a celebratory toast only to be disappointed and then BAMMO. Thanks Hairy!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 07, 2022 12:57 PM (KXpDJ)

470 A live feed of a litter of kittens!

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Goats! Goats! On this blog we do goats!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 07, 2022 12:57 PM (FVME7)

471 I went to Harvard. High school Summer class of 1984! Wigglesworth Hall.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 07, 2022 12:57 PM (KAi1n)

472 Joy Reid went to Harvard. It's unlikely any of the you dumbfucks can say the same.

>I went to Harvard but they kicked me out after the first week.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (r0ADi)

I was going to go to Harvard but then they found out my parents were legally married and they withdrew the acceptance.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 12:58 PM (axyOa)

473 I feel Joy's pain. Just know, gentle commenters, that if I ever offend, it was hackers, not the real me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 07, 2022 12:58 PM (OVJcF)

474 Dream on. They are already considering a mistrial over one juror and the prosecution is agreeing it is probably a mistrial. The fix is in.
Posted by: WiNO

Epstein didn't kill himself. You want to talk about birds not being real? Epstein is alive and set up on another island courtesy of deep state.
Posted by: rickb223

Declare a mistrial ....with prejudice. Ghislaine Maxwell will probably walk free in 30-60 days.
Amazing, isn't it?

Almost like it was planned to happen, isn't it?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 07, 2022 12:58 PM (vcOmj)

475 A live feed of a litter of kittens!

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Goats! Goats! On this blog we do goats!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Bats.
R. I. P. Statler.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 12:58 PM (uXonU)

476
Hope Hicks?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM

That's it! Thanks. Wanna DDG that pic again to refresh my memory.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 07, 2022 12:58 PM (dQvv7)

477 Sotomayor sprays spit when she pronounces any word that starts with a 'P'. It's like a mini-raspberry every time.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (L3Rsz)

478 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy). Dick Van Dyke is 96 and seems relatively healthy, but the odds are against him.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 12:45 PM (k4dH2)

When you're that old, the odds are never in your favor.
Posted by: potted plant

You can say that again.

Posted by: Zombie Betty White at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (vcOmj)

479 Hyper racist who used racism as her weapon of choice and then used race as her shield no longer has show on tv. Other racists waiting in the wings to happily fill her shoes at MSNBC.

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (cGlgB)

480 Perhaps, but this was so bad that i doubt it. This was not just an own goal by Cruz. Ted dropped a nuclear bomb on himself. Regardless of the money and the gope support Ted is done in Texas. No one can come back from nuclear waste.
Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (zjRSP)

No one I know here in real life even knows that it happened - no one I know watches the news or broadcast TV at all anymore. They hate all of it, and over the last year have turned all of it off. I'd say that only about 5% of the voting public is paying attention to anything these days - we're the oddballs, the news junkies. Cruz was never gonna succeed in a Presidential run anyways. Next Senate campaign will be Cruz against some illiterate mexican lesbian with no campaign (that's what they ran against Abbot 2 years ago).

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (trdmm)

481 >>> Any time of day is a good time for pie.
Posted by: Fabienne at January 07, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)

We made the mistake of getting a box of cheesecake from a kid's group selling them for proceeds. Normally we don't have sweets in the house. I finally knocked out the last piece. I'm actually kind of a hero if you think about it. Sort of like throwing myself on a grenade. I'd rank in the upper echelon of journalist-hero at least. The cheesecakes were all sorts of fancy types with caramel and chocolate and not plain cheesecake which is the best. But still, it was cheesecake.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (/c1QV)

482 "Who wouldn't? You could literally just put on a live feed of a duck enclosure and it would beat CNN.

Puppies! Put on a live feed from a puppy enclosure!

Posted by: rd at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (Z32m1)

483 424 I've got money on Rob Reiner next.
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Why? Has he been sick?

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Well, mentally, sure.
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He looks like a dead carp but I think his father is still alive. He will live forever. He must be getting some of that Soros serum.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 12:59 PM (uia9V)

484
I've heard Ted Turner has been suffering with dementia. I'm adding him to my dead pool.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

He married Hanoi Jane back in '91. I'd say he's been suffering from dementia for over 30 years, if not longer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (n+4am)

485 Whoops...that was Kagan.
Breyer is an angry old man.

Posted by: lizbth at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)

486 470 A live feed of a litter of kittens!

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Goats! Goats! On this blog we do goats!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 07, 2022 12:57 PM (FVME7)

So do we!

Posted by: Jihadi at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (ynpvh)

487 Yet many Jews are calling all this CRT stuff "the return of the black/Jewish coalition". It's so delusional.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (ONvIw)

While admittedly BLM is a AWFL thing, the number of BLM flags at synagogues as well as churches is shocking. From memory, BLM is officially atheist and dedicated to marginalizing religion, based on their now-scrubbed website.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (nMx88)

488 Erin Burnett has porked out?

Haven't seen her since she left the business channel.

She used to be a One.
I guess now she is a Two Hundred Forty.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (ufFY8)

489 Bob Newhart is 92 (and already looks like a corpse, poor guy). Dick Van Dyke is 96 and seems relatively healthy, but the odds are against him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

When you're that old, the odds are never in your favor.
Posted by: potted plant

You can say that again.
Posted by: Zombie Betty White

At that age, taking a dump is dangerous.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (uXonU)

490 Maybe ted can find work as assistant boneless pork rectum.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 07, 2022 12:47 PM (bKdTl)

Only if he's been inverted.
Posted by: potted plant at January 07, 2022 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

Wonder if all the folks here that thought he'd have been an amazing pick for SCOTUS still feel that way? Then again, if I had to roll the dice, I might still take him over some of Trump's other picks. At least he might still consider the constitution from time to time.

I think he'd look great in a paper hat flipping burgers. But, he'll probably opt for the next best thing. I'd bet he's still a Fox news hire once his political career goes down in flames. I don't see him as a K Street crony, but who knows.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (wAnMi)

491 Breyer seems to think that the vax prevents covid transmission.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)

492 "I can't expect her to vote the way she commented, however.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 07, 2022 12:53 PM (mdjgu)"

Precisely. That's the real problem. She teases out some very salient points in argument and then in a opinion kills them. It's almost like she creates her own straw man. Really disappointing.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (U31aU)

493 Goats! Goats! On this blog we do goats!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 07, 2022 12:57 PM (FVME7)

Only the sexy ones.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (SH2Zi)

494
https://deathlist.net/
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I guess 99-year olds Bob Barker and Henry Kissinger aren't in the #1 spot because they're just too mean to die?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

495 boy, Breyer is an idiot. Diptheria?

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2022 01:01 PM (qpolg)

496 "Joy Reid went to Harvard."

It's an annual thing here in NYC where the local papers showcase a black kid who got into all the Ivies plus Duke. But it's always a kid with parents from foreign countries in the Caribbean or Africa, who often have real graduate degrees. Joy's are from the Congo and Guyana. Go figure

They'll have a strong academic record and good test scores, but not nearly as good as the many white kids who get denied.

Obama and Kamala both fit this mold.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2022 01:01 PM (ZHVt1)

497 480 Perhaps, but this was so bad that i doubt it. This was not just an own goal by Cruz. Ted dropped a nuclear bomb on himself. Regardless of the money and the gope support Ted is done in Texas. No one can come back from nuclear waste.
Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (zjRSP)

unforced terror

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (us2H3)

498 Breyer: it's worse than diphtheria?!

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (L3Rsz)

499 While admittedly BLM is a AWFL thing, the number of BLM flags at synagogues as well as churches is shocking. From memory, BLM is officially atheist and dedicated to marginalizing religion, based on their now-scrubbed website.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (nMx8

At first I thought it was a "don't burn us down" thing, but a the Jewish groups here (except Chabad) have gone full Ibram Kendi/1619 Project/Angela Davis/CRT.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (ONvIw)

500 BIDEN BRINGS US LOW UNEMPLYOMENT THIS YEAR RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (vrz2I)

501 From memory, BLM is officially atheist and dedicated to marginalizing religion, based on their now-scrubbed website.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (nMx8

I thought the Reformed Jewish movement was now officially Atheist, too. AND dedicated to marginalizing all religion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (trdmm)

502 He looks like a dead carp but I think his father is still alive. He will live forever. He must be getting some of that Soros serum.
_____________

No, Carl Reiner died in 2020, at age 98.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (k4dH2)

503 491 Breyer seems to think that the vax prevents covid transmission.
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He is captive to Right Cocktail Parties. And he's daffy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (uia9V)

504 Every minute thousands are getting covid, and WE have the discretion to force the vax. Breyer

Wow.

Posted by: lizabtha at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (L3Rsz)

505 498 Breyer: it's worse than diphtheria?!

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (L3Rsz)

And typhoid is nothing to me.

Posted by: Typhoid Mary at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

506 Tom S.
I think you have an accurate take on how people process information. The only caveat is if someone with enough money makes it an issue in a campaign. Nowadays, the internet is forever and it is relatively easy for an opponent to build an ad around quotes.

In a general election, won't make a difference but primary voters are a different breed.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (dCGWj)

507 When you're that old, the odds are never in your favor.

My 88-year-old neighbor, dying of the cancer she refused treatment for, said to everyone, "this is not a tragedy. I've done everything I could possibly want and just got to see my great-granddaughter"

That stuck with me. "This is not a tragedy."

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (oY5A0)

508 "ReidOut" implies:

1. Readout, like from a scientific instrument
2. Redoubt, like a strong fortress
3. Reid out, like Reid is shit-canned

#3 wins!!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (9EsIa)

509 I had a math professor in college that got his PhD in mathematics from Harvard.

Man, was he a bad teacher. Nelson Max; he skipped up and down the stairs a lot.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

510 Biggest "own goal" of the last three months:
Cruz or The Salvation Army?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (EughT)

511 And he's daffy.
Posted by: Puddin Head

For sure. Listening to these leftists on Scotus is really very frightening.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (L3Rsz)

512 >>>That's it! Thanks. Wanna DDG that pic again to refresh my memory.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

Second hottest female in the Trump WH, after Melania.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

513 I've heard Ted Turner has been suffering with dementia. I'm adding him to my dead pool.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2022 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

He married Hanoi Jane back in '91. I'd say he's been suffering from dementia for over 30 years, if not longer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (n+4am)

They announced he had Lewy Body Dementia what, 4-5 years ago now? Some dementia can go on and on, but Lewy along with Alzheimer's are usually death sentences. Has he made any public appearances lately? It's a pretty shitty way to go, but not as bad as Parkinson's or ALS, because your brain is shot so you've got no idea what's happening.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (wAnMi)

514 502 He looks like a dead carp but I think his father is still alive. He will live forever. He must be getting some of that Soros serum.
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No, Carl Reiner died in 2020, at age 98.
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Did not know that. Carl was a real talent and businessman. His son was an okay director and producer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (uia9V)

515 Corporate lawyers I know are laying 8 to 5 SCOTUS upholds on the polio crisis premise, the diptheria angle seems to support this line of thinking. Idiots.

Posted by: 0 Days at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (oWBc3)

516 491 Breyer seems to think that the vax prevents covid transmission.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)

Can't imagine where he got that idea from.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (iORDk)

517
New acronym needed - Low Information Supreme Court

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (dQvv7)

518 Breyer: rural hicks matter less than coastal elites.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (L3Rsz)

519 >>> Perhaps, but this was so bad that i doubt it. This was not just an own goal by Cruz. Ted dropped a nuclear bomb on himself. Regardless of the money and the gope support Ted is done in Texas. No one can come back from nuclear waste.
Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:54 PM (zjRSP)

unforced terror
Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (us2H3)

Someone here said it, I forget who, but the paraphrase is, there was money backing his exact words said in the exact way he said them.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (/c1QV)

520 One of my engineers (several years ago) was rooming with a guy (and his girl friend) in Seattle. Knock on the door. Its Bob Newhart. Apparently the yound lady was his granddaughter. Engineer said Newhart was a very pleasant guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (axyOa)

521 I thought the Reformed Jewish movement was now officially Atheist, too. AND dedicated to marginalizing all religion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (trdmm)

The cantor at the nearest Reform Congregation regular sings Lennon's "Imagine" but doesn't have his job on the list of the unnecessary groups.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (ONvIw)

522 To listen to SCOTUS sessions is to confirm the appalling derailment of our system, as mediocre (and unaccountable) minds mangle topics they don't understand and have no business even discussing, with enormous pernicious impact on the country.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (OTzUX)

523 Every minute thousands are getting covid, and WE have the discretion to force the vax. Breyer

Every minute, 90% of the cases are of the vaccinated. Now, please, continue your thought...

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (oY5A0)

524 491 Breyer seems to think that the vax prevents covid transmission.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)
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The libs are busy reading leftist talking points rather than interpreting the Constitution. I mean seriously, they think if a vaccine works or kinda works it must be constitutional? Is that how it works now at SCOTUS.

Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (G0vdT)

525 507 When you're that old, the odds are never in your favor.

My 88-year-old neighbor, dying of the cancer she refused treatment for, said to everyone, "this is not a tragedy. I've done everything I could possibly want and just got to see my great-granddaughter"

That stuck with me. "This is not a tragedy."
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Sadly, we wear out.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (uia9V)

526 Back when I worked for a living, I often drove a few miles on a rural road to an overlook over the river for lunch (and it totally wasn't a hiding place). On the way, there was a small pasture where, every spring, there would be a flock of baby goats and I watched them grow up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (FVME7)

527
At first I thought it was a "don't burn us down" thing, but a the Jewish groups here (except Chabad) have gone full Ibram Kendi/1619 Project/Angela Davis/CRT.
Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (ONvIw)

Two words: Stockholm Syndrome. Most businesses and associations, along with houses of worship, it started as a "don't burn us down thing" and evolved.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (nMx88)

528 Well, I guess worse comes to worse and the Breyer contingent wins, the end will come sooner? Right?

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (L3Rsz)

529 Biggest "own goal" of the last three months:
Cruz or The Salvation Army?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (EughT)

SA. They rely on donations from the people they insulted. Cruz relies on funding and good graces of GOPe. He will lose some votes, but people have a short-term memory, and the process is subject to consideration of the lesser of two evils.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (SH2Zi)

530 Sidney Poitier died today. He was 94.

In case I missed someone else mentioning this.

Amen.

https://tinyurl.com/34uunk6t

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (vcOmj)

531 Unmanageable, like nappy hair??

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (UHVv4)

532 523 Every minute thousands are getting covid, and WE have the discretion to force the vax. Breyer

Every minute, 90% of the cases are of the vaccinated. Now, please, continue your thought...

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (oY5A0)

Comrade, we will force our female dicks up your ass and you will enjoy it.--SCROTUS

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (ynpvh)

533 Seems "Bridemic" was a prophecy.

Posted by: f'd at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (vrz2I)

534 Breyer said there were 750 MILLION cases of covid yesterday!? How stupid are these a-holes. O hope someone corrected him.

Posted by: Megthered at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (sfWd9)

535 >>>"ReidOut" implies:

>They found a mass grave of broken children's corpses in Searchlight, NV.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (r0ADi)

536 Two words: Stockholm Syndrome. Most businesses and associations, along with houses of worship, it started as a "don't burn us down thing" and evolved.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (nMx8

It sure has, right along with the critique of the police, while the police guard the building during YK services

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (ONvIw)

537 I mean seriously, they think if a vaccine works or kinda works it must be constitutional? Is that how it works now at SCOTUS.
Posted by: WisRich

Sounds like it, from the Left branch, anyway.

Kagan: I don't know much about rural peoples.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (L3Rsz)

538 You could say Ted 9/11'd himself.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (iORDk)

539 "Birdemic" not Bridemic. Totally different.

Posted by: f'd at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (vrz2I)

540 524 491 Breyer seems to think that the vax prevents covid transmission.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)
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The libs are busy reading leftist talking points rather than interpreting the Constitution. I mean seriously, they think if a vaccine works or kinda works it must be constitutional? Is that how it works now at SCOTUS.
Posted by: WisRich at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (G0vdT)

When it comes to science, courts are often dullards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

541 516 491 Breyer seems to think that the vax prevents covid transmission.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:00 PM (L3Rsz)

Can't imagine where he got that idea from.
____________

Maybe he heard it from Whoopi Goldberg.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (k4dH2)

542 Things are getting sporty in WA.

The WA Board of Health is considering:

1. Making the clot shot mandatory to attend school
2. Making people who fail to comply with a health order guilty of a misdemeanor
3. Allowing local health officers to use law enforcement to involuntarily detain a person or group of persons (families) for isolation and quarantine following refusal to voluntary comply with requests for medical examination, testing, treatment, counseling, vaccination.

Forced camps surrounded by barbed wire are coming to WA.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (YYlyE)

543 "Joy Reid went to Harvard."

_____________________________________

Ahem!

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (ifUkZ)

544 The oral arguments about O-care were literally jaw-dropping. Nobody in the room understood, or of course had any business, even discussing the topics they were stumbling through. Judicial cultists of all stripes exulted at the magisterial proceedings. There is no worse degradation of the country than the way it has put its liberty and fate in the hands of unaccountable and unfit people acting as some kind of Revolutionary Command Council.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (OTzUX)

545 480
Yes, of course.

And the left will play over and over for conservative Texans to see this video of Cruz stomping on MAGA voters. The left wants that Texas senate seat.

I am FURIOUS about Cruz statement and I am Hispanic and reside in Florida. People are paying attention and conservative voters more so. As always.

Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (zjRSP)

546 In a general election, won't make a difference but primary voters are a different breed.
Posted by: whig at January 07, 2022 01:03 PM (dCGWj)
'
Good point; but right now everyone with name recognition and funding in the Texas GOP is even more uni-party than Cruz is. (see Texas other Senator, John Cornyn, for an example) In 2024, who knows? Maybe Louie Gohmert would try, but even he's had some dumb things to say in the past. (mostly ignored because he wasn't important enough for anyone to pay attention)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (trdmm)

547 >>> One of my engineers (several years ago) was rooming with a guy (and his girl friend) in Seattle. Knock on the door. Its Bob Newhart. Apparently the yound lady was his granddaughter. Engineer said Newhart was a very pleasant guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (axyOa)

Yeah, I'd be knocking on the door of a daughter, granddaughter living with two men. Assuming engineer is a man because I'm sexist like that.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (/c1QV)

548 Source: https://bit.ly/3HL7L6o

Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (YYlyE)

549 Biggest "own goal" of the last three months:
Cruz or The Salvation Army?
Posted by: Chuck C at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (EughT)

Salvation Army, not even a contest. The reason being, the idiots at the top in their quest for woke have essentially destroyed the lives of tens of thousands of people. People will die because of these idiots. Others who've invested years and decades in the organization have seen all their hard work go up in smoke.

Cruz on the other hand destroyed himself. Sure, it's entirely possible his line of thinking has destroyed businesses and families, maybe even caused a few deaths. But for the moment, it's a self inflicted wound.

Salvation Army was a suicide vest.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (wAnMi)

550 Poitier seemed to avoid the morass post his retirement, please don't correct my image of him if I'm wrong.

Posted by: 0 Days at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (oWBc3)

551 Every minute thousands are getting covid, and WE have the discretion to force the vax. Breyer

Every minute, 90% of the cases are of the vaccinated. Now, please, continue your thought...
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (oY5A0)

Mandatory retirement age for all elected and appointed Fed positions. 83 year olds should not be making policy.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (mmU7u)

552 Forced camps surrounded by barbed wire are coming to WA.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (YYlyE)

Over what is essentially "the cold"

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (ONvIw)

553 That's it! Thanks. Wanna DDG that pic again to refresh my memory.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

Second hottest female in the Trump WH, after Melania.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (VWp7G)

Used ot play golf out at the Trump course in Sterling. He would hire a lot of women...all attractive...every race, and all smart as hell. And themen were no slouches. He hired the best.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (axyOa)

554 539 "Birdemic" not Bridemic. Totally different.

Posted by: f'd at January 07, 2022 01:07 PM (vrz2I)

I read that as Bidemic...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

555 Wow..FED over all, seems to be the Left's argument.

These people are nuts and constitutionally illiterate.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:09 PM (L3Rsz)

556 Breyer is operating on an alternate set of facts. All of the libs are.

There are those who say that there things that liberals have to pretend not to know.

Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (mbFEM)

557 The Feds pay for it so they can demand vaccines.

Whoa...

Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (aX0CW)

558 "I read that as Bidemic...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

And a star is born.

Posted by: f'd at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (vrz2I)

559 Poitier seemed to avoid the morass post his retirement, please don't correct my image of him if I'm wrong.
Posted by: 0 Days

You're not. He retired to the Bahamas and laid low.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (uXonU)

560 "Joy Reid went to Harvard."

_____________________________________

Ahem!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (ifUkZ)

Kazynski was a nut, but he actually was a good mathematician and his writings were academically defensible.

Reid is dumber than a bag of dildos.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (YYlyE)

561 543 "Joy Reid went to Harvard."
_____________________________________
Ahem!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (ifUkZ)

To be fair, the CIA fucked Ted up pretty good with their pscho(logical) experiments on him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

562 What's lurking in this SCOTUS case is the ability of Biden/Klain to use OSHA to order corporations to force workers to obey facist dictates.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (ZHVt1)

563 That was the case on Wednesday night, when Melber's The Beat at 6 p.m. drew 1.47 million in total viewers and 132,000 in the advertiser-coveted 25-54 age demographic. The ReidOut, at 7 p.m., drew 1.28 million total viewers and 123,000 in the demo.

Only 10% were in the 25-54 age group? Who the hell are the rest?

Posted by: TheHoser at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (b9pgb)

564 At least it's being pointed out pointedly that if you take FED money, the FED calls the shots.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (L3Rsz)

565 Every minute thousands are getting covid, and WE have the discretion to force the vax. Breyer

Every minute, 90% of the cases are of the vaccinated. Now, please, continue your thought...
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 01:05 PM (oY5A0)

At some point you simply want an attorney to become unhinged and go "Listen you incompetent, black robed boobs of incompetence. The jab doesn't prevent getting infected. It doesn't prevent the spread. It isn't even confirmed it prevents serious injury. It jab isn't fully tested and the disease is mitigated by losing weight, exercise, taking vitamins, and doctors doing their jobs. So shut up, rule it illegal, and go back to letting your interns write your opinions."

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (EpDzw)

566 Ted must really like the taste of Mitch's penis. Seeing his wife, I can somewhat understand his reasoning.

Posted by: Betsy DeVos On One Of Her Mega Yachts at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (GYllL)

567 off another bad choice sock.

Posted by: Capital Eff at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (GYllL)

568 To listen to SCOTUS sessions is to confirm the appalling derailment of our system, as mediocre (and unaccountable) minds mangle topics they don't understand and have no business even discussing, with enormous pernicious impact on the country.
Posted by: rhomboid

SCOTUS used to have, as a guiding principle, upholding the rights of the individual against the power of government. Not always, but that was the direction.
"Kelo" clearly signaled that this had changed.

I fully expect a 5-4 or 6-3 vote to uphold the mandates.

Yeah, we're screwed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (vcOmj)

569 Things are getting sporty in WA.

The WA Board of Health is considering:

1. Making the clot shot mandatory to attend school
2. Making people who fail to comply with a health order guilty of a misdemeanor
3. Allowing local health officers to use law enforcement to involuntarily detain a person or group of persons (families) for isolation and quarantine following refusal to voluntary comply with requests for medical examination, testing, treatment, counseling, vaccination.

Forced camps surrounded by barbed wire are coming to WA.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (YYlyE)
***

The dumb fucks in Olympia have forgotten that unike Australia, everyone here is armed.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (axyOa)

570 Blacks and Jews get along like a house on fire.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (iORDk)

571 What's lurking in this SCOTUS case is the ability of Biden/Klain to use OSHA to order corporations to force workers to obey facist dictates.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (ZHVt1)

^^^THIS!

Posted by: Deep State 910 at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (aX0CW)

572
Ahem!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (ifUkZ)

Kazynski was a nut, but he actually was a good mathematician and his writings were academically defensible.

Reid is dumber than a bag of dildos.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (YYlyE)

Well Ted wouldn't have benefited from affirmative action.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (z5Vrg)

573 Ted may be a dick, but Heidi is a very nice lady. Let's stay classy.

Posted by: 0 Days at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (oWBc3)

574 Jeebus, Sotymayor is stupid. They must all watch CNN.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (qpolg)

575 Mandatory retirement age for all elected and appointed Fed positions. 83 year olds should not be making policy.
Posted by: Just a side note

Retirement at 61. Just like commercial pilots.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (uXonU)

576 Gird yourself for imminent new SCOTUS betrayal.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (H8QX8)

577 Reid is out? Reid is... out?

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (iORDk)

578 At least it's being pointed out pointedly that if you take FED money, the FED calls the shots.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (L3Rsz)

Taking Fed money shouldn't mean unlimited Fed control. Just like working for a paycheck shouldn't mean your employer gets unlimited control of your life.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (EpDzw)

579 I am FURIOUS about Cruz statement and I am Hispanic and reside in Florida. People are paying attention and conservative voters more so. As always.
Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (zjRSP)

If a strong, articulate, truly conservative Hispanic candidate would emerge, he could go very far, maybe all the way. But so far all we've gotten is glorified cabana boys like Rubio.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (trdmm)

580 So is Sotomayor the Wise Latinx now?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (sWM8x)

581 529 Biggest "own goal" of the last three months:
Cruz or The Salvation Army?

Posted by: Chuck C at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (EughT)

SA. They rely on donations from the people they insulted. Cruz relies on funding and good graces of GOPe. He will lose some votes, but people have a short-term memory, and the process is subject to consideration of the lesser of two evils.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (SH2Zi)

Agree about SA. Cruz will recover from this - memories with the base are short along those lines. Remember that he made a speech at the 2016 RNC where he was expected to bend the knee to Trump, and instead pointedly did not do so, laying down an advance marker for 2020. We didn't have a lot of warriors on our side, so we eventually forgave and forgot. The 2024 lane is impossibly narrow, with only two people with a real shot right now. Cruz is in the next tier below Trump and Heavy D, hanging out with Pompeo and Grenell at the moment.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (mdjgu)

582 560 "Joy Reid went to Harvard."

Ahem!
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (ifUkZ)

Kazynski was a nut, but he actually was a good mathematician and his writings were academically defensible.
Reid is dumber than a bag of dildos.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (YYlyE)

Two heads are better than one, and a bagful of heads, well...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

583 unforced terror
Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (us2H3)

Someone here said it, I forget who, but the paraphrase is, there was money backing his exact words said in the exact way he said them.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (/c1QV)

I said it in one phrase not two

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (us2H3)

584 564 At least it's being pointed out pointedly that if you take FED money, the FED calls the shots.
Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (L3Rsz)

The courts have traditionally ruled in the other direction. It's often difficult to pull funding to force policy changes on states.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (z5Vrg)

585 >> Jeebus, Sotymayor is stupid. They must all watch CNN.

Between her and Kagan I am ready to forbid women from serving on the Court.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (Q8622)

586 Taking Fed money shouldn't mean unlimited Fed control. Just like working for a paycheck shouldn't mean your employer gets unlimited control of your life.
Posted by: WiNO

I get it, but Biden's storm troopers do not.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (L3Rsz)

587 Mandatory retirement age for all elected and appointed Fed positions. 83 year olds should not be making policy.
Posted by: Just a side note

Retirement at 61. Just like commercial pilots.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 01:12 PM (uXonU)

I would say for employees, no one over 65. House, no one over 50. Senate 65. President 65. If you server more than 10 years in the House, no Senate.

Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (EpDzw)

588 The thing I'm waiting to find out about is, what does [body feature][hair color] in a [clothing type] think about birds being real?

Kind of like the monk up top the mountain someone should go and ask her so we know.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (/c1QV)

589 The dumb fucks in Olympia have forgotten that unike Australia, everyone here is armed.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (axyOa)

The left/uniparty has set the ROE. No trials for prisoners. Camps for dissenters.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (SH2Zi)

590 At some point you simply want an attorney to become unhinged and go "Listen you incompetent, black robed boobs of incompetence. The jab doesn't prevent getting infected. It doesn't prevent the spread. It isn't even confirmed it prevents serious injury. It jab isn't fully tested and the disease is mitigated by losing weight, exercise, taking vitamins, and doctors doing their jobs. So shut up, rule it illegal, and go back to letting your interns write your opinions."
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (EpDzw)

I'm glad people get to hear how breathtakingly dishonest and stupid the USSC truly is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (nMx88)

591 542 Things are getting sporty in WA.

The WA Board of Health is considering:

1. Making the clot shot mandatory to attend school
2. Making people who fail to comply with a health order guilty of a misdemeanor
3. Allowing local health officers to use law enforcement to involuntarily detain a person or group of persons (families) for isolation and quarantine following refusal to voluntary comply with requests for medical examination, testing, treatment, counseling, vaccination.

Forced camps surrounded by barbed wire are coming to WA.

---

Shooting war starts when?

Posted by: TheHoser at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (b9pgb)

592 Forced camps surrounded by barbed wire are coming to WA.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (YYlyE)

I can't find it now (well, a few weeks ago when I last looked), but somebody took video footage of a "happy camp" being constructed about an hour outside of Seattle. Some sign at entrance gate indicated it was a covid camp, but the size of the place was astounding. It really looked like the FEMA camps conspiracy theorists were ranting about back during SCOAMF's reign. Of course, the concertina wire goes up at the last second, just so it doesn't look too horrific.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 01:14 PM (wAnMi)

593 580 So is Sotomayor the Wise Latinx now?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (sWM8x)

wonder if Soto has ever blown a sausage ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (us2H3)

594
Two words: Stockholm Syndrome. Most businesses and associations, along with houses of worship, it started as a "don't burn us down thing" and evolved.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2022 01:06 PM (nMx8

I think you mean Helsinki Syndrome...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (n+4am)

595 Between her and Kagan I am ready to forbid women from serving on the Court.
Posted by: garrett

Agree. They've all been, well..not so good.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (L3Rsz)

596 >>> The courts have traditionally ruled in the other direction. It's often difficult to pull funding to force policy changes on states.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (z5Vrg)

Unless it meets the "well that's what leftists want" criteria.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (/c1QV)

597 593 580 So is Sotomayor the Wise Latinx now?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (sWM8x)

wonder if Soto has ever blown a sausage ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (us2H3)

She needs a sugar rush.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

598 As Ted hears the homing torpedo coming towards him, he screams, "Son of a bitch! I've killed me."

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (Fs5vw)

599 >>3. Allowing local health officers to use law enforcement to involuntarily detain a person or group of persons (families) for isolation and quarantine following refusal to voluntary comply with requests for medical examination, testing, treatment, counseling, vaccination.

They'd be real bummed if they tried to walk up my driveway to do so.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (Q8622)

600 The WA Board of Health is considering:

1. Making the clot shot mandatory to attend school
2. Making people who fail to comply with a health order guilty of a misdemeanor
3. Allowing local health officers to use law enforcement to involuntarily detain a person or group of persons (families) for isolation and quarantine following refusal to voluntary comply with requests for medical examination, testing, treatment, counseling, vaccination.

**

All while the feds (and academia) have posted studies showing there is no difference in spread between vaxxed and unvaxxed people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (q8U4k)

601 "Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war let it begin here."

My response to the WA State Board of Health.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (axyOa)

602 575 Mandatory retirement age for all elected and appointed Fed positions. 83 year olds should not be making policy.
Posted by: Just a side note

---

"Hey, that's discrim ... ag ... you know, the thing!"

Posted by: JoeBiden at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (b9pgb)

603 596 >>> The courts have traditionally ruled in the other direction. It's often difficult to pull funding to force policy changes on states.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (z5Vrg)

Unless it meets the "well that's what leftists want" criteria.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (/c1QV)

It's a TAX!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

604 Sounds like they are doing this by phone. We are an unserious country.

I like the forced retirement of 61 for every politician.

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (qpolg)

605 I would say for employees, no one over 65. House, no one over 50. Senate 65. President 65. If you server more than 10 years in the House, no Senate.

Can you imagine the featherbedding? Have to apply this to all contractors and agencies, too.

Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (oY5A0)

606 What's lurking in this SCOTUS case is the ability of Biden/Klain to use OSHA to order corporations to force workers to obey facist dictates.
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 07, 2022 01:10 PM (ZHVt1)

Question. If those who are unvaccinated and remain so, there is the "test and mask up" option.

Who is going to pay for the weekly COVID tests? Employee? Employer? Government (taxpayer?)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

607 Anti-mandate woman lawyer seems much better than the fellow, who was too soft-spoken. This woman isn't going to take the Leftist guff, I think.

Posted by: lizabth at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (L3Rsz)

608 NOOD Bidemic Disaster

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

609 >>> unforced terror
Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:02 PM (us2H3)

Someone here said it, I forget who, but the paraphrase is, there was money backing his exact words said in the exact way he said them.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:04 PM (/c1QV)

I said it in one phrase not two
Posted by: REDACTED at January 07, 2022 01:13 PM (us2H3)

Parabull if you ask me.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (/c1QV)

610 Nood secular stagnation

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (z5Vrg)

611 Sidney Poitier is mort?
I'll miss the banana leftist. Beetlejuice would have been half the movie without him in the soundtrack. Maybe.

Posted by: clutchx cargox - processed in a facility that may contain leadx at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (wAnMi)

612 Cruz will be fine. Even people posting here will forget about this in less than a week. A state that also elects Cornyn (who's basically John McCain/Mitt Romney policywise) is not going oust Cruz (via general or primary) over this.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (dYe5S)

613 I think you mean Helsinki Syndrome...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (n+4am)

As in, Helsinki, Sweden.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (SH2Zi)

614
If only there was a potent vasodilator in pill form that would quickly open up the veins and arteries and let the immune system destroy the virus in days. A pill blue in color, owned by Pziser. A pill with 1 curious side effect in men.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (dQvv7)

615 Best Part of this story?

Joy Reid has heard every word, and all her friends are constantly reminding her all about her impending DOOM!

Posted by: rd at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (Z32m1)

616 New DHS Chief of Staff used to be Google's Vice President for Trust and Security.

She starts Monday.

Kristie Kangallo.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (ifUkZ)

617 Taking Fed money shouldn't mean unlimited Fed control. Just like working for a paycheck shouldn't mean your employer gets unlimited control of your life.
Posted by: WiNO

It always used to be, you take the King's coin, you do the King's bidding. At least in regards to Law Enforcement and Firefighting. Especially when it came to equipment and personnel hiring.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2022 01:17 PM (uXonU)

618 529 Biggest "own goal" of the last three months:
Cruz or The Salvation Army?

Cruz. SA can be understood better as corporate groupthink.

Cruz's intent and calculated language reveals so much about 1. the obliviousness of the GOP as to the sentiments and beliefs of its base, and 2. the hatred for Trump. But Cruz must have actually believed there was some triangulating genius by what he was doing. Politicians today really don't know or don't care to know about the deeper nature of their profession.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2022 01:18 PM (H8QX8)

619 579
Oh please! Did you have to bring up Rubio? I had to beg and plead my husband to vote for that dolt last time he got elected. I finally convinced the man by enlightening him on how horrible the Dem candidate was. I am afraid that won't work this year.

Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 01:18 PM (zjRSP)

620 So, are there feral mandates for measels, mumps and rubella?

Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2022 01:18 PM (qpolg)

621 My lib sister loves Ari Member and Rachel Maddow but even she changes the channel when Joy Reid comes on.

Posted by: JuJuBee at January 07, 2022 01:18 PM (mNhhD)

622 562 What's lurking in this SCOTUS case is the ability of Biden/Klain to use OSHA to order corporations to force workers to obey facist dictates.
--------------
Yep. Facism by decree.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 01:18 PM (uia9V)

623 At some point you simply want an attorney to become unhinged and go "Listen you incompetent, black robed boobs of incompetence. The jab doesn't prevent getting infected. It doesn't prevent the spread. It isn't even confirmed it prevents serious injury. It jab isn't fully tested and the disease is mitigated by losing weight, exercise, taking vitamins, and doctors doing their jobs. So shut up, rule it illegal, and go back to letting your interns write your opinions."
Posted by: WiNO - The Odds Are Never in Our Favor at January 07, 2022 01:11 PM (EpDzw)
____________

And the jab has already killed thousands of Americans.

The risk may be small, but it's a risk of death. What right does the government have to force people to literally risk their lives on an unproven drug therapy for a virus with a better than 99% survival rate?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (k4dH2)

624 Salvation Army, not even a contest. The reason being, the idiots at the top in their quest for woke have essentially destroyed the lives of tens of thousands of people. People will die because of these idiots. Others who've invested years and decades in the organization have seen all their hard work go up in smoke.

Dear Lord they must have listened to some consultants or it's something they heard at a Cocktail party.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

625 The oral arguments about O-care were literally jaw-dropping. Nobody in the room understood, or of course had any business, even discussing the topics they were stumbling through...

**

That was that big-ass law they didn't write a separation clause into and the SCOTUS said "Hey, it's cool, no biggie," right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do sh1t, literally not even 2% change at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (q8U4k)

626 NOOD

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

627 604 Sounds like they are doing this by phone. We are an unserious country.

I like the forced retirement of 61 for every politician.
Posted by: Infidel at January 07, 2022 01:16 PM (qpolg)

We are a very serious country and what SCOTUS does here has a huge effect on all of us and our ability to make personal decisions. There are no "clowns", just people making good, bad and downright evil decisions, sometimes for the worst of reasons.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (ONvIw)

628 612 Cruz will be fine. Even people posting here will forget about this in less than a week.

That's usually how things work, but I don't agree in this case. This is not a one-off event. It reinforces in the conservative consciousness a problem he's always had.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2022 01:19 PM (H8QX8)

629 Cruz got his nutsack kicked by Tucker. Cruz is not stupid and he will learn his lesson as soon as his nuts heal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 01:20 PM (uia9V)

630 >>>3. Allowing local health officers to use law enforcement to involuntarily detain a person or group of persons (families) for isolation and quarantine following refusal to voluntary comply with requests for medical examination, testing, treatment, counseling, vaccination.

Forced camps surrounded by barbed wire are coming to WA.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 07, 2022 01:08 PM (YYlyE)

Jokes on them. There are no police to enforce it!

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 07, 2022 01:21 PM (QYPq3)

631 Ted Cruz on SCOTUS would be voting with John Roberts.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 07, 2022 01:22 PM (5HBd1)

632 >>That's usually how things work, but I don't agree in this case. This is not a one-off event. It reinforces in the conservative consciousness a problem he's always had.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Eh, sure. This time it's for real.

Cruz is probably in the top 5 most conservative senators and about as conservative as reasonably possible from Texas (which is actually pretty corporatist/squish in the grand scheme of things). BUT he's the guy to target because he hurt some hobby horse, niche of a niche, group's feelings with a word choice.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 07, 2022 01:25 PM (dYe5S)

633 Tom, I don't really follow electoral politics anymore because it has become abnormal where the old rules simply do not apply anymore.

But, the general point is that politics is like a house made of cards, eventually, one mistake or another can be fatal, particularly in a large complex state. From hindsight, the warning signs were plain to see but during the hurly burly of the present--difficult to decipher.

Cruz is not by and large a sympathetic politician and that is a typical problem for very intelligent individuals. Richard Nixon is another example of that type of politician. They see complexities that ordinary voters do not see and are constantly tacking to follow the political winds of the day. That makes them by and large oblivious at times.

Posted by: whig at January 07, 2022 01:25 PM (dCGWj)

634 Ted is done. As in crispy, charred, burnt toast. Texas won't reelect his sorry ass.
Posted by: M2TU at January 07, 2022 12:43 PM (zjRSP)

I would bet money that he is reelected. He won't be President though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 07, 2022 01:26 PM (yQpMk)

635 BUT he's the guy to target because he hurt some hobby horse, niche of a niche, group's feelings with a word choice.
Posted by: Match Checksout at January 07, 2022 01:25 PM (dYe5S)

Calling the 1/6 protestors "terrorists" is "hurting some hobby horse?"

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2022 01:26 PM (H8QX8)

636 I would bet money that he is reelected. He won't be President though.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 07, 2022 01:26 PM (yQpMk)

He'll probably be re-elected. But, yes, the presidency is gone.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2022 01:28 PM (H8QX8)

637 You can avoid visible cameras, but what about local fauna and animals? Posted by: Thrawn at January 07, 2022 12:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

Varmint Cong?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 07, 2022 01:28 PM (BMmaB)

638 >>>Calling the 1/6 protestors "terrorists" is "hurting some hobby horse?"

Posted by: Ordinary America

100%. Yeah, basically, no one cares. And of those that do, just as many or more agree with Cruz on this than not. The world is not a rightwing blog's comment section.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 07, 2022 01:29 PM (dYe5S)

639 I would bet money that he is reelected. He won't be President though. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 07, 2022 01:26 PM (yQpMk) He'll probably be re-elected. But, yes, the presidency is gone. Posted by: Ordinary American at January 07, 2022 01:28 PM (H8QX

All true, but he was never going to be President. Not in a million years.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 07, 2022 01:29 PM (BMmaB)

640 Sounds like as long as she was plagiarizing Goebbels everything was ok at NBC.
She crossed the line with the gayze comments.

Posted by: Bomber Bowl at January 07, 2022 01:30 PM (DiE0p)

641 think you mean Helsinki Syndrome...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2022 01:15 PM (n+4am)

As in Helsinki Sweden.

Posted by: ... at January 07, 2022 01:30 PM (jvCdG)

642 Cruz got his nutsack kicked by Tucker. Cruz is not stupid and he will learn his lesson as soon as his nuts heal. Posted by: Puddin Head at January 07, 2022 01:20 PM (uia9V)

The up side is that he will be leading the Judiciary Committee investigation into who Ray Epps is, starting next January.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 07, 2022 01:32 PM (BMmaB)

643 I go to our state fair just to see the duck slide.

I might pay money for a live stream of ducks.

CNN? Nah.

Ex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phu6zSJmiAY

Posted by: SpecialEd at January 07, 2022 03:23 PM (KWe4h)

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