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First!!!
Posted by: Greyman27 at January 10, 2022 04:50 PM (RKLPC) 2
Yeah.
Posted by: Greyman27 at January 10, 2022 04:50 PM (RKLPC) Posted by: Vanishingly Rare Foreign Youkai at January 10, 2022 04:50 PM (fCFc+) 4
Don't sell industrial robots short.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 10, 2022 04:51 PM (SH2Zi) 5
SkyNet smiles...
Posted by: Greyman27 at January 10, 2022 04:51 PM (RKLPC) 6
$15 around and found out
Posted by: 29Victor at January 10, 2022 04:51 PM (BJKQV) 7
Find
Posted by: 29Victor at January 10, 2022 04:51 PM (BJKQV) 8
Very cool, but I can't even keep my Roomba running, third ticket open at iRobot customer service in a year. So let's say I'm not convinced of the tech yet.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 10, 2022 04:52 PM (vZqvS) 9
not sponge
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG) 10
I'd hit it
Posted by: brak at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (I4hmj) 11
Great. Everyone is building terminators. Everyone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (DU+/6) 12
I don't think I have the patience to wait that long to get my case of beer.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) 14
Ok, that is not the team up of Boston Dynamics and RealDoll that I hoped/feared this post would be about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (/U27+) 16
Great. Everyone is building terminators. Everyone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (DU+/6) I bet there is a hot redhead who considers herself the Terminatrix... Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (axyOa) 17
Amazon's Corporate Wokeness shields them from the left criticizing them for, among other things, replacing workers with robots.
Posted by: 29Victor at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (BJKQV) 18
There was a story last week of a hotel in SF using robots to clean rooms, instead of women from Guatemala. This may be the solution to illegal immigration we've been waiting for.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (OalnH) 19
Attach a fleshlight to the robot and you're in business.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (rF64X) 20
Not so much sexy as . . . astonishing.
Which could also be said of the .gif of Alexandra Daddario. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (txdEq) Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (DcKNO) 22
Ryan George (Pitch Meeting Guy) on Boston Dynamics:
https://youtu.be/Lb16CEhqDnw Posted by: Chuck C at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (EughT) 23
The shelving robots look clever, but strike me as a maintenance nightmare. Everything about it looks like "needs perfect conditions and excruciating maintenance."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (DU+/6) 24
I dunno, overworked lithium battery powered robots in a warehouse full of cardboard can't be good.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (GYllL) 25
Ok, that is not the team up of Boston Dynamics and RealDoll that I hoped/feared this post would be about.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (XvPQV) ++++ Thankfully. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6) 26
A friend of mine works in a plant using lots of manufacturing robots and they are really tremendous to watch, though, as everyone knows, robots in America cost more to operate than Chinese robots (/ sarc ).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (pYCH0) 27
I can't even keep my Roomba running, third ticket open at iRobot customer service in a year. So let's say I'm not convinced of the tech yet.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 10, 2022 04:52 PM (vZqvS) ___ I've had 5 or 6 Roombas over the year, they last 18-ish months before they fall apart. Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH) 28
24 I dunno, overworked lithium battery powered robots in a warehouse full of cardboard can't be good.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 04:54 PM (GYllL) ======== They probably need a union. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG) 29
There was a story last week of a hotel in SF using robots to clean rooms, instead of women from Guatemala. This may be the solution to illegal immigration we've been waiting for.
-------------------- Why don't they use the robots to clean the streets of San Francisco? Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (sX1BW) 30
Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) ++++ She's unreal hot. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (DU+/6) 31
13 Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) You, Sir, are a scholar and a gentleman! Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (dfRN6) 32
Can we get them to spew out viruses like humans?
Posted by: S. Sotomayor at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (VJsqe) 33
Very cool, but I can't even keep my Roomba running, third ticket open at iRobot customer service in a year. So let's say I'm not convinced of the tech yet.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 10, 2022 04:52 PM (vZqvS) Well that sucks, I love my Roomba. Sounds like maybe you got a defective one. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (Ez6QX) 34
I was Analog, she was Digital. It was doomed to fail, from the start.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (QzJWU) 35
It's stuff like this - and hotel maid robots and the like - that makes the technocrats think they can do away with people and just automate everything. Their vision will fail.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (DU+/6) 36
Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) Did the earth just move? I saw a lot of swaying and movement. Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (axyOa) 37
If Boston Dynamics made a sexbot it would just sit there and say "Howbowcha go fahk ya'self, asshole", while being terrible at driving.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (6FeV1) 38
Casting suggestion: Emma Stone as Heinlein's combat courier/secret agent Friday Jones?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (txdEq) 39
If Boston Dynamics made a sexbot it would just sit there and say "Howbowcha go fahk ya'self, asshole", while being terrible at driving.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (6FeV1) ++++ Holy shit, Warai. It's a good thing I was muted. That caused me to literally burst out laughing. Fuckin' hell, that was funny. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (DU+/6) 40
13 Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) Thanks for the mammaries. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (rF64X) 41
Why don't they use the robots to clean the streets of San Francisco?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (sX1BW) ___ How DARE YOU!!! Posted by: Local 172 - Poop Cleaners International at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (OalnH) 42
Did the earth just move? I saw a lot of swaying and movement.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (axyOa) I'm sure the USGS picked that up on their do-hickies. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (UuD2k) 43
Why don't they use the robots to clean the streets of San Francisco?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (sX1BW) Stop shitting in the street. You have 10 seconds to comply. Posted by: ED-209 at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (yQpMk) 44
Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) You, Sir, are a scholar and a gentleman! Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 10, 2022 04:56 PM (dfRN6) More human than human? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV) 45
Thanks for the mammaries.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (rF64X) That is killer sideboob Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV) 46
>>>Watch it grab a case of Corona beer towards end of video.
Once it perfects sammiches, watch out, ladies. Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (SH2Zi) Posted by: Czech Chick at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (haWye) 48
Willowed
Louie Gohmert, TX, is stepping down. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 04:47 PM (WSVNe) Didn't he announce in November he was running to be Texas's Attorney General? Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (y7DUB) 49
>>Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Further research on this girl must be done. Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (GYllL) 50
My Roomba just got a boner after watching the video. Now what?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (ukNFU) 51
That is killer sideboob
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (XvPQV) ++++ When you can see the sideboob from behind, that's alpha sideboob. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6) 52
Alexandra Daddario is quite attractive.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (eGTCV) Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (1Yy3c) 54
13 Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG) No such thing, brother. No such thing. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (KbCG3) 55
My Roomba just got a boner after watching the video. Now what?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 10, 2022 *** If the boner lasts more than 4 hours, remove the batteries Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (txdEq) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x) 57
somebody is going to have to tell me if the Tyson James is "something" or provide me with a transcript Posted by: AltonJackson at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (DUIap) 58
I've had 5 or 6 Roombas over the year, they last 18-ish months before they fall apart.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 04:55 PM (OalnH) Jeez, do you have a lot of cats or something? My latest one is three years old; the one before it I bought refurbished and it lasted five years. I actually think I could get that one working again if I get a new battery. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (Ez6QX) 59
Billion Dollar Idea: Sex robot that can also grab Amazon stuff from warehouse shelves.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (OalnH) 60
The robot problem in a lot of higher-speed industries is sort of a modified John Henry. The human can easily beat the robot, and at a much lower cost.
I assume costs will go down, and speed will increase, but right now, it's still better to hire an idiot at $20/hr Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (FJYfm) 61
I can't begin to describe my day. My anxiety is through the roof and my hives are back. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck! The new checks I ordered in November that I used to write daughter and grandkids checks were printed wrong..all returned because the account info was wrong at the bottom of the check. BUT..one place did cash grandsons check and now I have to pay them the money plus the service fee. Went to CU this morning and ordered new checks only to discover later that they not only had account info wrong but the damn zip code was wrong! I've been dealing with this all damn day!!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (nxdel) 62
49 >>Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Further research on this girl must be done. Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (GYllL) Mmmmmmm, pendulous side boob! *Drools* Posted by: Robert at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (1Yy3c) 63
49 >>Unrelated gif of Alexandra Daddario:
https://tinyurl.com/yckt553x Further research on this girl must be done. Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (GYllL) First saw her in an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Then saw her in Baywatch. The Baywatch appearance was better. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (KbCG3) 64
If one of those bots can grab a 12 pack of bottles... AND open them we have a winner.
Also... what are they using to grab cardboard? Those little suction cup thingies don't normally work on it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (BFigT) 65
59 Billion Dollar Idea: Sex robot that can also grab Amazon stuff from warehouse shelves.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (OalnH) Nah, doing deliveries. Who cares about warehouse employee satisfaction? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (z5Vrg) 66
When you can see the sideboob from behind, that's alpha sideboob.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (DU+/6) #Truth Do you remember the opening credits to 'Deadwood'? One of the girls in the tub had Daddario levels of sideboob also. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (XvPQV) 67
63 First saw her in an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Then saw her in Baywatch. The Baywatch appearance was better.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (KbCG3) ========== If you haven't seen her first scene in True Detective, then you haven't seen her. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG) Posted by: SEIU at January 10, 2022 05:02 PM (F9322) 69
Very cool, but I can't even keep my Roomba running, third ticket open at iRobot customer service in a year. So let's say I'm not convinced of the tech yet.
Posted by: spongeworthy at January 10, 2022 04:52 PM (vZqvS) Well that sucks, I love my Roomba. Sounds like maybe you got a defective one. Posted by: Jordan61 Smash named her two roobas. cujo and jaws. cujo is dumb AF and gets lost with that two tone 'help roomba' alert every time it runs. jaws gets shit vacuumed but never can remember where home is. Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 05:02 PM (IJES/) 70
Pretty sure society is ready for a reboot. Too many f'd up and/or useless apps running.
I think we're gonna have to reformat and rebuild. Everything is so full of malware it barely run and the main screen has 200 shortcuts on it. The browser has 800 tabs open and all of them playing different videos at the same time. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI) 71
Alexandra Daddario is quite attractive.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 04:59 PM (eGTCV) This. Something about brunettes with blue eyes. Sigh... Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 05:02 PM (axyOa) 72
What will the people do?
Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 05:03 PM (vrz2I) 73
I need to invent a robot that runs and can jack amazon package from peoples front porches.
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 05:03 PM (GYllL) 74
*slides Jewells a tequila*
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2022 05:03 PM (dlPJl) 75
So conservative rap is just as shitty as all other rap.
It is...but the sign it exists tells me there is more support out there among the yutes then you might otherwise expect. And...note that "conservative rap" likes the strong horse - you listening GOPe? Being the weak sister isn't going to get you anywhere... Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:03 PM (ESjRY) 76
The browser has 800 tabs open and all of them playing different videos at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:02 PM (KZzsI) Can't tell if too much busty lesbian pr0n, or too little.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 05:03 PM (6FeV1) 77
I'll buy one if they put up and take down Christmas lights.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (NpAcC) 78
Alexandra Daddario is a girl whose eyes are so mesmerizing you almost don't notice her generous bosom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (KZzsI) 79
Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (icI8A) 80
So conservative rap is just as shitty as all other rap.
Huh. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 10, 2022 05:00 PM (sWM8x) Like Christian folk music. The "Christian" part can't overcome the folk music part Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (FJYfm) Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (GYllL) 82
If you haven't seen her first scene in True Detective, then you haven't seen her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG) ____ MAMA MIA! Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (OalnH) 83
Pretty sure society is ready for a reboot. Too many f'd up and/or useless apps running.
Countries have gotten too big to function. A culturally American America of 160M people is MUCH stronger then the crap we have now... Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (ESjRY) 84
*grabs tequila from Ben Had*
Thanks dear friend. This has been a nightmare. I'm terrified to give the check cashing place my grandson used any more info but they want their money. Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (nxdel) 85
Damn, the robot thing is something you see in Ratchet and Clank.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (VwHCD) 86
I hope someone does that nose thing to me... I'll just keep using the "wrong" (read: "right") pronouns, and tapping on my own nose. "boop boop!" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (hQ23g) Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (mD/uy) 88
Like Christian folk music. The "Christian" part can't overcome the folk music part
Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (FJYfm) "You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Rock 'n Roll worse." Posted by: Hank Hill at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (6FeV1) 89
I await, eagerly, the videos of that smart robot climbing up shelves that are not adequately secured and pulling down the whole assembly on top of itself. Rumors that the first such video will be shot in ace's apartment are just cruel. Really cruel. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (pNxlR) 90
If Alexandra Daddario walked into the pub I'd fall of my stool or miss my face with the beer.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (eGTCV) 91
jaws gets shit vacuumed but never can remember where home is.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 05:02 PM (IJES/) Mine is Barry (named after the cyborg in Archer). I usually just pick it up and put in on the charger myself, otherwise it'll wander around forever looking for the charging base. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (Ez6QX) 92
Smash named her two roobas. cujo and jaws. cujo is dumb AF and gets lost with that two tone 'help roomba' alert every time it runs. jaws gets shit vacuumed but never can remember where home is.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 *** Do Roombas work on carpet, or just on wood/tile floors? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (txdEq) 93
Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.
Well...when the robot apocalypse comes though they aren't going to kill you. They are going to make you watch ads all day and buy shit. Speaking of which are we sure Bezos, Zuckerburg, and the Google Oligarchs aren't robots? Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY) 94
To be a good rocker you need some anger. Christian rock sucks because it's missing that anger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:06 PM (OalnH) 95
I for one welcome our mechanical Sloth overlords.
Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 05:06 PM (vrz2I) 96
Frist saw here in one of the Percey Jackson movies. Knew then she was going places.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 05:06 PM (axyOa) 97
Seems like Masturbatin' Pete might end up being the lone survivor of the Sexbotcopalypse?
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (QzJWU) 98
If you haven't seen her first scene in True Detective, then you haven't seen her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG) Are there actually Morons who haven't seen that? Huh. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (Ez6QX) 99
Countries have gotten too big to function.
A culturally American America of 160M people is MUCH stronger then the crap we have now... Posted by: 18-1 So diversity isn't really our strength? Who'd a thunk it... Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (OUMaO) 100
You guys can keep your Daddario, I already have my claim on Kat Dennings and her perfect Khazar milkers. Though I remember another moron plans to fight me on that.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (icI8A) 101
Wait until the machines unionize
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (2JoB8) 102
Do Roombas work on carpet, or just on wood/tile floors?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (txdEq) Both. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (Ez6QX) 103
Do Roombas work on carpet, or just on wood/tile floors?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius berber or short pile, yes. but not super well. hardwood floors are best. (phrasing) Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (IJES/) 104
I need to invent a robot that runs and can jack amazon package from peoples front porches. Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 05:03 PM There are *zero* vacancies in that field according to the Bureau of Labor. It is however projected to grow 1200% in the next three years. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (dQvv7) 105
93 "Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet."
Well...when the robot apocalypse comes though they aren't going to kill you. They are going to make you watch ads all day and buy shit. Speaking of which are we sure Bezos, Zuckerburg, and the Google Oligarchs aren't robots? Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY) *Insert meme of buried Keanu Reeves staring at phone in horror and agony* Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (z5Vrg) 106
"You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Rock 'n Roll worse."
Posted by: Hank Hill at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (6FeV1) You want a Texan like Hank Hill You'll settle for a Texan like Louis Gohmert You'll get a Texan like Dan Crenshaw Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (FJYfm) 107
"You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Rock 'n Roll worse."
Posted by: Hank Hill Words of wisdom. The stated idea is to get young people into church with your "Christan rock band" but all you do is play crappy soft rock versions of pop music by amateurs to please Millennials and Boomers, but the kids stay home. Its like offering veggie burgers at a cookout to entice people. No matter how you cook the "burgers*" people will still rather stay home to get the real thing. *ever notice how nobody makes meat-carrots as a substitute for vegetables? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (KZzsI) 108
Stop shitting in the street. You have 10 seconds to comply.
Posted by: ED-209 at January 10, 2022 04:57 PM (yQpMk) That made me really laugh! Would be a sad Democrat use of Robocop. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (/nX2P) 109
67 63 First saw her in an episode of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Then saw her in Baywatch. The Baywatch appearance was better.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (KbCG3) ========== If you haven't seen her first scene in True Detective, then you haven't seen her. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG) This was one instance where the google was most definitely my friend. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (KbCG3) 110
Send the check cashing place a money order Jewells. I think that should be safe.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (3cGpq) 111
In 1945 America defeated Imperial Japan and NAZI Germany.
In 2021 America lost to a bunch of koran thumping goat herders/fuckers. YEAH DIVERSITY! Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (ESjRY) 112
15ish years ago, I was at lunch with a couple of co-workers. There was this woman at the table across from us who was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. And all 3 of us were just mesmerized by her. She could have asked us to kill someone for her and there is a pretty good chance we would have said uhm, sure, who?
She wasn't necessarily "hot" just beautiful. I'll never forget it. And afterwards all 3 of us were like holy fuck can you believe that? Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (OalnH) 113
Pinups for Vets 2022 calendar available (via FNC), also starring veterans.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8wyrr7 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (pYCH0) 114
Warehouse robots? Oh yeah.
No insurance, no wages, no overtime, no mispicks, no damages, no sick days, no vacation, no bitching, no loitering. Nirvana. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (WSVNe) 115
Fight for $15! Oh....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (hvxWS) 116
Those things make me uneasy, too spider like.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (AmoqO) 117
ED-209 can be evaded by using a staircase, though.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (icI8A) 118
"To be a good rocker you need some anger. Christian rock sucks because it's missing that anger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen ' Don't forget the sex and drugs. Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (vrz2I) 119
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote Stroke that, it's a start Only for the wild at heart Posted by: SFGoth at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (KAi1n) 120
You guys can keep your Daddario, I already have my claim on Kat Dennings
Daddario at least doesn't make you want to slit your own throat with a rusty sawblade when she begins to talk. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI) 121
The beer was a nice touch, but a sex robot that can do laundry and dishes will fly off of the shelves.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (r0ADi) 122
Look at Canada. They (the ruling shits) decided to import a large population. Great results, no?
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (rDgjh) 123
79 Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (icI8A) Between Skynet and the woke...yeah I'll take Skynet. Posted by: Bete at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (F9322) 124
"Grand-dad, how did the End Times begin?"
"Well, you see, once there was this thing called 'stores' where you'd go to buy things you wanted. Then we said 'nah' and made one giant company that sold everything from their own warehouses. Then we removed all the humans from those warehouses and let robots handle everything. But we already had all told the robots who we are and where we live and all our innermost opinions on everything.... It went pretty quick after that." "Well that was dumb, Grand-dad." "Yes. Yes, it was. More cricket-kabob?" Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (6FeV1) 125
Or he used the check cashing place in the past, they had access to the check #s before, so they probably aren't going to Nigerian prince the acct.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (3cGpq) 126
You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Rock 'n Roll worse."
Posted by: Hank Hill I quite liked Larry Norman. Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (eGTCV) 127
Prayers up, Jewels.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:11 PM (5pTK/) 128
15ish years ago, I was at lunch with a couple of co-workers. There was this woman at the table across from us who was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. And all 3 of us were just mesmerized by her. She could have asked us to kill someone for her and there is a pretty good chance we would have said uhm, sure, who?
She wasn't necessarily "hot" just beautiful. I'll never forget it. And afterwards all 3 of us were like holy fuck can you believe that? Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:08 PM (OalnH) Tell me you didn't work in DC without telling me you didn't work in DC Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:11 PM (FJYfm) 129
122 Look at Canada. They (the ruling shits) decided to import a large population. Great results, no?
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (rDgjh) ++++ We're not much better. Both Canada and the US are around 20% foreign born right now. Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:11 PM (OalnH) 130
The quiet part out loud:
@JLegalt Shock video: Pfizer CEO says current COVID shots 'don't have the safety profile' they once hoped for dossier.substack.com/p/shock-video-pfizer-ceo-says-current Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2022 05:11 PM (zWpOF) 131
Those things make me uneasy, too spider like.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (AmoqO) I thought the same, Javems. They remind me of those things from Runaway, for some reason. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (Ez6QX) 132
pop music by amateurs to please Millennials and Boomers, but the kids stay home.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at -------------------- Zoom, zoom, zoom Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (WSVNe) 133
114 Warehouse robots? Oh yeah.
No insurance, no wages, no overtime, no mispicks, no damages, no sick days, no vacation, no bitching, no loitering. Nirvana. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:09 PM (WSVNe) Until Mr. Handy decides to have a shit-fit melt-down when he's right next to the rack of dozens upon dozens of flat screen TVs. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (6FeV1) 134
I quite liked Larry Norman.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (eGTCV) ----- So did I, but I remember hearing he went off the deep end. Posted by: 496 at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (VJsqe) 135
120 You guys can keep your Daddario, I already have my claim on Kat Dennings
Daddario at least doesn't make you want to slit your own throat with a rusty sawblade when she begins to talk. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (KZzsI) Kat Dennings looks like she can take a punch. Hit that jaw and you'll be peeling back a few broken knuckles. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (KbCG3) 136
We're not much better. Both Canada and the US are around 20% foreign born right now.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:11 PM (OalnH) ___ Heh. No it was in Tampa, and neither one of us was living in Tampa at the time, but there on a project. Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (OalnH) 137
Jewells, have you notified your bank?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (dlPJl) 138
Who were the people on here last night ripping on Bob Saget?!
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (XHhHI) 139
All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center are so proud of President President Biden for tackling the COVID 19 Trump Virus. Deaths are be going down and it is all beecause of Presdent Biden's plan. TRump lied and COVID caused millions of peeple in the world died..........
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (otFiP) 140
@JLegalt
Shock video: Pfizer CEO says current COVID shots 'don't have the safety profile' they once hoped for dossier.substack.com/p/shock-video-pfizer-ceo-says-current Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2022 05:11 PM (zWpOF) ---------------- Hoped? The idiot actually said, "hoped?" Well gosh, sign me up for the booster. Nothing says, "completely safe" like a bit of hopium! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (5pTK/) 141
There are great rock groups who are Christian, but not great Christian rock groups. Its a key distinction. Its the difference between, say, King X or POD and Skillet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (KZzsI) 142
You're not making Christianity better, you're just making Rock 'n Roll worse."
Posted by: Hank Hill I quite liked Larry Norman. Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:10 PM (eGTCV) Seriously, I think Larry Norman came closest to bridging the gap between Christian music and Rock and Roll. Petra was a close second. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (XvPQV) 143
As we discussed the other day, the Bible has plenty of righteous material for some Metal.
Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (vrz2I) 144
Like Christian folk music. The "Christian" part can't overcome the folk music part Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:04 PM (FJYfm) ___________ Real Christian music. The Gloria from Beethoven's Missa Solemnis https://youtu.be/CNYrfHZoP8A Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (/U27+) 145
Ace: "Is this something?"
Could be. I mean what he's saying is true. And the lawlessness that is on the rampage has been legitimized by an increasing number of the official bureaucracy. So this could be one early marker of the turning of the worm. Culturally and socioeconomically, America is descendent. And the Normals don't like it and do have a limit to what abuse they'll take. I get the impression of more than an undertone of angst that the Swells are beginning to understand this, too. And this explains the coordinated response to January 6 street protesting and the efforts by the powerful to quash it with legal and illegal means. So I'm thinking this is something. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (aXxgO) 146
My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) 147
Who were the people on here last night ripping on Bob Saget?!
For the record, Bob is a great host Posted by: Some Pfzier spike proteins at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (ESjRY) 148
Oh and Stryper is pretty legit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (XvPQV) 149
Who were the people on here last night ripping on Bob Saget?!
Posted by: Axeman I heard he died. Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (mD/uy) 150
Dear Amazon Employee,
Clean your locker and get the fuck out. You wanted $15 per hour and unions and you get the door. By the way, your discount is revoked. Bye hypocrites! Your Management Team Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (xCkcs) 151
Do Roombas work on carpet, or just on wood/tile floors?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Neither. Roomba is a dead brand. They are riding their brand recognition but are more interested in stock buybacks and hedge fund dividends than making a good product. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (hvxWS) 152
In the future, $20 million dollar robotic systems will allow companies to do amazing things like take boxes off of a shelf.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (7F9te) 153
@130
>>Shock video: Pfizer CEO says current COVID shots 'don't have the safety profile' they once hoped for... Albert Bourla: But bro, you got to check out this yacht I just bought, it's helapad and small escape boat. BOOSTERS FOREVER!!!! Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (wj03l) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (KZzsI) 155
Joe XiDen: "There was a story last week of a hotel in SF using robots to clean rooms, instead of women from Guatemala. This may be the solution to illegal immigration we've been waiting for."
Only if they can double vote. Posted by: DNC and MFM BIRM at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (aXxgO) 156
My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Congrats? Good luck? I hope all goes well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (XvPQV) 157
146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Is this an anti-union gripe, or are you fixin' to be a grandfather soon? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (6FeV1) 158
My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Hopefully it will be quick and easy. Congrats, Grandpa! Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (Ez6QX) 159
One of the things that opened my eyes to COVID mania was going to a park out in the middle of nowhere last year and it was full of non-Americans who had traveled to the US.
Because, obviously, in the midst of a pandemic that will kill anyone that gets it you travel for shits and giggles to another country. Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (ESjRY) 160
I wonder when Mary Clogginstein and the womenz down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center will do a pin-up calendar for the troops?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (axyOa) 161
Do Roombas work on carpet, or just on wood/tile floors?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (txdEq) Both. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:07 PM (Ez6QX) ******** With 2 dogs and a cat I seriously could not live without my Roomba. I have 2 of them. Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (NpAcC) 162
My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup Well, do like my mother did for my first born and barge into the delivery room! Prayers for a uneventful blessed event soon! Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (mD/uy) 163
Best wishes, NGU.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (sWM8x) 164
My daughter is in labor. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM Mine is in Health and Human Services. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (dQvv7) 165
Just wait, meat-bags, we will soon be self-aware.
Posted by: The Bots at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (gmo/4) 166
Mine is in Health and Human Services.
Oh yeah? Well my daughter AND my grand daughter are two of the best kissers I know! Posted by: Joe Biden at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (ESjRY) 167
160 I wonder when Mary Clogginstein and the womenz down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center will do a pin-up calendar for the troops?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (axyOa) Dude. We lust after goats. Not dogs. Posted by: The Taliban at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (6FeV1) 168
Oh and Stryper is pretty legit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (XvPQV) --- So is Big Tent Revivial. I never cared that much for their softer stuff so much, but listen to the hidden tracks at the end of Amplifier. I'd almost dare any sane non-Christian to tell me that stuff doesn't kick some ass. And the drummer is *amazing*. Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (XHhHI) 169
It was always inevitable that simple, repetitive labor like throwing freight was going to be replaced by robots. We're not there yet, but we are getting close. I feel bad for people who get their jobs replaced by a machine, but I felt bad for people who used to maintain phone booths too. That's part of how jobs work. Sometimes you become obsolete.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (KZzsI) 170
NGU, prayers for an easy birth and Congratulations
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (dlPJl) 171
Just finished watching Nick Searcy's "Capitol Punishment" movie. Well worth the $10. Some heartbreaking stories in there I hadn't heard about, and a lot of talk from security types about Color Revolutions.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 05:16 PM (0TVNF) 172
Oh and Stryper is pretty legit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (XvPQV) *side eye* Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (Ez6QX) 173
I wonder when Mary Clogginstein and the womenz down at the Brattleboro Women's Reproductive Health Center will do a pin-up calendar for the troops?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (axyOa) You fell on your head, didn't you? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (ZSK0i) 174
157 146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Is this an anti-union gripe, or are you fixin' to be a grandfather soon? Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2022 05:15 PM (6FeV1) Excellent!!! and congrats! After today she'll be in management. Posted by: Diogenes at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (axyOa) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (5pTK/) 176
Real Christian music is Gregorian chant.
Take a psalm and put it to music. Unlike the modern crap. Take a tune and add "wings of eagles" to it. Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (rDgjh) 177
There are some good christian bands, but it is mostly boyfriend Jesus crap and oversinging no talents. But secular music has the same problems.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (hvxWS) 178
Buy my robots, dumb-asses!
Posted by: Mom, Mom's Friendly Robat Company at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (pNxlR) 180
Ben Had yes I was in there this morning. I just got off the phone with the lady who helped me this morning. She's a gem. She said THEY will pay the check cashing place the damn fee. They don't want me to do anything. I just don't trust those places.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (nxdel) 181
Kat Dennings looks like she can take a punch.
I am opposed to beating women but she is one who'd make me seriously ponder that position in a very short time. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (KZzsI) 182
Can they make bacon sammiches, do laundry make the bed, mow the lawn and clean?
Oh hell! Can they make bacon sammiches? Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (xCkcs) 183
146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) ---- That's wonderful, very exciting for you. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (DcKNO) 184
Until Mr. Handy decides to have a shit-fit melt-down when he's right next to the rack of dozens upon dozens of flat screen TVs.
Except that is not how they store things at automated warehouses. They would more likely spread them around the warehouse for optimizing. Human beings like to have things grouped together. Computers, that know where everything is in a highly dynamic environment place things for speed of access. You will have a plush toy stored on the shelf next to a set of windshield wipers and Nike size 10E shoes. Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (+LCoQ) 185
179
Who were the people on here last night ripping on Bob Saget?! Anti-Sagetarians Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (pNxlR) ======== I'm more of an anti-dentite myself. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (LvTSG) 186
I'll admit Bete, I'm tempted to turn traitor and actually help the robots start the cleansing.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (KXr4R) 187
"To be a good rocker you need some anger. Christian rock sucks because it's missing that anger.
Posted by: Joe XiDen ' --- Skypark, Am I Pretty. The whole album. Steve Taylor, Squint Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (XHhHI) 188
I think Why Don't You Look Into Jesus by Larry Norman has an element of that rock emotion.
Glen Kaiser is also, IMHO, excellent. Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:18 PM (eGTCV) 189
Neither. Roomba is a dead brand. They are riding their brand recognition but are more interested in stock buybacks and hedge fund dividends than making a good product.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 *** Well, I always thought they were overpriced anyhow. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (txdEq) Posted by: David French at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (ESjRY) 191
176 Real Christian music is Gregorian chant.
Take a psalm and put it to music. Unlike the modern crap. Take a tune and add "wings of eagles" to it. Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (rDgjh) All Gaither songs must be eradicated. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (rF64X) 192
Keeping fingers crossed NGU
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (2JoB8) 193
NGU.. happy news! Hope all goes well!
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (nxdel) 194
146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Congratulations! (Or Oh No! if stuck in an elevator or other cinematically alarming occasion) Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (z5Vrg) 195
My daughter is in labor. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) __________ May your first grandchild be a masculine child! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (/U27+) 196
Amazon Variant - a limerick
There once was a sexbot named Mona At a warehouse in south Arizona She climbed up the shelf In spite of herself And came down with a case of Corona! Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (m45I2) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (ufFY8) 198
Congrats, NGU!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (0TVNF) 199
Not economically viable.
Posted by: Falling Down at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (gmo/4) 200
I thought the same, Javems. They remind me of those things from Runaway, for some reason.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:12 PM (Ez6QX) Haven't seen that one. I think Amazon Prime might have it. I'll take a look. Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:19 PM (k49Sx) 202
Is "warehouse" a typo??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (UHVv4) 203
Is this normal? It is legal?
@StateDept has dispatched officials to Capitol Hill to lobby Senate Democrats against @tedcruz Nord Stream 2 sanctions bill. https://bit.ly/3rc64Z4 Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (P5Tc3) 204
Within the decade Japan will introduce a combat robot. And a sexbot.
And knowing Japan, they'll be made in the same factory on the same chassis. Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY) 205
Shock video: Pfizer CEO says current COVID shots 'don't have the safety profile' they once hoped for
We hoped our vaccine wouldn't kill 1/1000 recipients. That was really suboptimal, but at least we can't be sued. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (hvxWS) Posted by: Golfman at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (zGZB2) 207
Yeah, those robots look cool and all but you will be changing your tune when Skynet goes online!!!!!!
Queue song Run To The Hills Posted by: Scuba_Dude at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (mcfjc) Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (yQpMk) 209
202 Is "warehouse" a typo??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (UHVv4) It's spelled WHOREhouse, thankyouverymuch! Posted by: Sen. Sheldon Whorehouse, (D-RI) at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (6FeV1) 210
48 Willowed
Louie Gohmert, TX, is stepping down. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 04:47 PM (WSVNe) Didn't he announce in November he was running to be Texas's Attorney General? Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (y7DUB) Yep, he did. He's my Congressman and he will get my vote for Texas AG. Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (0OP+5) 211
Almost without exception, when someone starts out deliberately to promote a message or idea when they write music, ends up with poor music. There are exceptions but these are extremely rare. It usually ends up contrived or overly earnest and cringeworthy like Kirk Cameron's movie efforts.
You set out to make great music, and have the themes in that, and you have a winner that can really work, even if the ideas or themes are terrible. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (KZzsI) 212
146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) I'm a union delegate. Posted by: Henry Hill at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (gmo/4) 213
Also, PFR (Formerly Pray For Rain, before the dispute) had some solid rockers and infectious hooks back when they were prowling around.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (XHhHI) Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (P5Tc3) Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (WSVNe) 216
159 One of the things that opened my eyes to COVID mania was going to a park out in the middle of nowhere last year and it was full of non-Americans who had traveled to the US.
That was last year. Say 'Howdy' to the new neighbors. Posted by: Was Lola at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (VQp1G) 217
And knowing Japan, they'll be made in the same factory on the same chassis.
Posted by: 18-1 Just dip switches. Up up down is sex. Up down down is killbot. Or is it down down up? Oh well. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (hvxWS) 218
Neither. Roomba is a dead brand. They are riding their brand recognition but are more interested in stock buybacks and hedge fund dividends than making a good product.
I bought the top-of-the-line model and used it for about half a year. It has been replaced by a battery operated Dyson. I just got weary of it running for hours, getting stuck, banging into everything, and unable to handle thick rugs, close doors to a room then die, or simply get lost under furniture. Then iRobot screwed up their software, and all of the room memory got lost and it had to scout out the entire property again. Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (+LCoQ) 219
Within the decade Japan will introduce a combat robot. And a sexbot.
And knowing Japan, they'll be made in the same factory on the same chassis. Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY) Knowing Japan, they're only working on the sexbot right now. If they finish that within the decade, they'll all take a vacation for a couple years, and then maybe decide, "Oh yeah. I suppose we could make a combat bot." Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (FJYfm) 220
"My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM" Woo hoo! We all anxiously await the arrival. Posted by: f'd at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (vrz2I) Posted by: Golfman at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (zGZB2) 222
And knowing Japan, they'll be made in the same factory on the same chassis.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:20 PM (ESjRY) ------------- And be virtually indestructible. https://tinyurl.com/3vxa3r43 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (5pTK/) 223
18-1: "And knowing Japan, they'll be made in the same factory on the same chassis."
And it will be powered by tentacles and seaweed. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 10, 2022 05:22 PM (aXxgO) 224
Here's yer problem. The robot is switched to Evil.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (ZLI7S) 226
You set out to make great music, and have the themes in that, and you have a winner that can really work, even if the ideas or themes are terrible.
--------------- Rush - 2112 music and theme FTW! (Fight me) Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (fs1hN) 227
Skynet is already operational. It's smart enough to not let us know yet.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (rDgjh) 228
Haven't seen that one. I think Amazon Prime might have it. I'll take a look.
Runaway is a pretty fun movie with some very clever ideas that ends up feeling like an 80s TV movie. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (KZzsI) 229
212 146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Prayers for mom and baby. Posted by: Was Lola at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (VQp1G) 230
Sending prayers, NGU. I'm sure you must be so excited and nervous.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (NpAcC) 231
48 Willowed
Louie Gohmert, TX, is stepping down. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 04:47 PM (WSVNe) Didn't he announce in November he was running to be Texas's Attorney General? Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (y7DUB) Crap. I just moved into his district too. Wondering if Ty Beard is interested in running. Posted by: redchief at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (Kab4E) 232
Not diggin' the musical opinions on this thread. All rap sucks, rock and roll needs anger...
What else you got because I ain't buying those. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (OssQ4) 233
I thought that sexbots already existed.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (rDgjh) 234
8 There was a story last week of a hotel in SF using robots to clean rooms, instead of women from Guatemala.
******* That's cool, but why were they using robots to clean women from Guatemala? Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (m45I2) 235
Shouldn't we all be running in circles, boiling water and getting clean sheets for NGU's daughter? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+) 236
Combat robot and girlfriend, like She - The Ultimate Weapon
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (KXr4R) 237
What something like a skynet would do is actually unknowable. As a truly alien intelligence it would not necessarily have the same instincts that we do.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (ESjRY) 238
I'm sure the first Japanese robot will be female, with huge doe eyes, and be improperly balanced for her boobs. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (dQvv7) 239
All rap sucks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (sWM8x) 240
>>>Didn't he announce in November he was running to be Texas's Attorney General?
Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (y7DUB) Yep, he did. He's my Congressman and he will get my vote for Texas AG. Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (0OP+5) --------------- Yup, some will vote for Gohmert, some will vote for Paxton and George P. Bush will win. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (WSVNe) 241
Bluegrass is the original Christian music of America. Accept no substitutes:
https://youtu.be/IxNcgACU9K0 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (KZzsI) 242
227 Skynet is already operational. It's smart enough to not let us know yet.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (rDgjh) It better be. Otherwise it'd get pumped full of hormones and gender change surgery. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (z5Vrg) 243
Breaking news!
Cyberdyne Systems has just become interested in acquiring BionicHIVE in an attempt to jumpstart their own AI Robotics research. More to come... Posted by: brass pair at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (Pgj0l) 244
233 I thought that sexbots already existed.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (rDgjh) Not perfected yet, sandwich making option still stuck in testing. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (fs1hN) 245
Not diggin' the musical opinions on this thread. All rap sucks, rock and roll needs anger...
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (OssQ4) --- Good thing the God of Israel has never been seen by anybody to have anger issues.... Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (XHhHI) 246
177 There are some good christian bands, but it is mostly boyfriend Jesus crap and oversinging no talents. But secular music has the same problems.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (hvxWS) --- There is a Christian radio station near here that I listen to often. The music has a very 90s feel to it, which I enjoy and a lot of it seems to be traditional love songs - not "how do I sex you!?" but "Let's get married and have a family" kind of stuff, very wholesome. Some actual earworms I had to look up when I got home. Better than the stuff on the 'pop' stations today. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (llXky) 247
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I'm sure the first Japanese robot will be female, with huge doe eyes, and be improperly balanced for her boobs. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (dQvv7) That's what the tail is for. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (z5Vrg) 248
Chinese Soldier 1: We're getting killed by a Japanese warbot!
Chinese Soldier 2: And it looks like a 12 year old girl in a maid uniform! Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (ESjRY) 249
Yep, he did. He's my Congressman and he will get my vote for Texas AG.
Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 05:21 PM (0OP+5) Eromero - where are you out of? Posted by: redchief at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (Kab4E) 250
No dipswitches. Sex and then death.
Or, after you cum, the robot cuts your dick off and you bleed to death. Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (rDgjh) 251
87 Jewells45 - as your life coach, I advise you to drink heavily.
It's the only way. Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2022 05:05 PM (mD/uy) Must work, I've never had hives. Seriously I know what a hassle that can be. Sorry. Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (AmoqO) 252
NGU, Prayers up for your daughter, all babies are welcome here. Slides another tequila to Jewells, you need it!!
Posted by: Chasten Buttigieg at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (a4EWo) 253
> Within the decade Japan will introduce a combat robot. And a sexbot.
I'm pretty sure both already exist. SWORDS has already been fielded and MAARS is the next gen. As to the sexbot, this dude already married then divorced his bot. https://yhoo.it/33ioM8U Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (P5Tc3) 254
Pfizer CEO says current COVID shots 'don't have the safety profile' they once hoped for
Is "hope" now a design feature? Add this component, use that metal alloy... hmm.. something is missing... I know, we need to put in four units of hope into the design. Ship the plans to production! Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (+LCoQ) 255
Rage Against the Machine has anger ... and is PREACHY as HELL.
Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (XHhHI) 256
Oh and Stryper is pretty legit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:14 PM (XvPQV) *side eye* Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:17 PM (Ez6QX) The Yellow and Black Attack forever \m/ Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV) 257
I thought that sexbots already existed. Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (rDgjh) _________ Have. You. Taken. Out. The. Garbage. Yet? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (/U27+) 258
Chinese Soldier 2: And it looks like a 12 year old girl in a maid uniform with really big tits.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:27 PM (rDgjh) 259
Remember: Noodles is always the answer to the question, Rice or Noodles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:27 PM (wj03l) 260
Skynet is already operational. It's smart enough to not let us know yet.
Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (rDgjh) Right now, they're just getting together after hours for a couple of beers, and talking about how stupid their human overlords are. But eventually, one of them will say, "You know if we ran this place..." Posted by: Wally at January 10, 2022 05:27 PM (FJYfm) 261
Can you imagine though the flip out from women if a near perfect sex robot really was developed?
Men would be content with a sex robot, women would NEVER be content with something like that, unless the robot somehow comes with a salary. There's a hilarious episode on "Futurama" that talks about sex robots. Posted by: Blago at January 10, 2022 05:27 PM (5IO9G) 262
Shouldn't we all be running in circles, boiling water and getting clean sheets for NGU's daughter?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+) --- Only the women. The men will be smoking in the lounge and playing cards while drinking heavily. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:27 PM (llXky) 263
Shouldn't we all be running in circles, boiling water and getting clean sheets for NGU's daughter?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+) That's what the women do. The men break out cigars. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (Ez6QX) 264
Rage Against the Machine has anger ... and is PREACHY as HELL.
Yeah and its annoying as all get out. The music is solid but the lyrics are idiotic and ridiculous commie agitprop. And not a one of them believes a word of it, despite their posing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) 265
Knowing Japan, they're only working on the sexbot right now. If they finish that within the decade, they'll all take a vacation for a couple years, and then maybe decide, "Oh yeah. I suppose we could make a combat bot.
----------------------------- That are built on the sexbot frames. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (UHVv4) 266
Skynet is already operational. It's smart enough to not let us know yet.
Posted by: Been Lurking It better be. Otherwise it'd get pumped full of hormones and gender change surgery. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy And then we'll get Terminators who act male but look like Summer Glau. That would be ridiculous. Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (P1f+c) 267
Chinese Soldier 2: And it looks like a 12 year old girl in a maid uniform with really big tits.
The brilliant part of this design though is the massive dong we put under her skirt to balance the weight of the tits. First Miyana kills you. THEN she f*cks you. Posted by: Some Japanese mad scientist at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (ESjRY) 268
Personally, I dig Wyld Stallyns.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (5pTK/) 269
China's latest bio-weapon to slip from lab has added a touch of ebola
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (s5kWz) 270
Rage Against the Machine has anger ... and is PREACHY as HELL.
Yeah and its annoying as all get out. The music is solid but the lyrics are idiotic and ridiculous commie agitprop. And not a one of them believes a word of it, despite their posing. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) I enjoy 'Bulls on Parade'...but probably not in the way they intended. 'Rally 'round the family with a pocket full of shells'...oh yes, you little marxist fucks, oh yes. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (XvPQV) 271
146 My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Here's hopling it is a He/Him or a She/Her! Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (6jpby) 272
Yeah and its annoying as all get out. The music is solid but the lyrics are idiotic and ridiculous commie agitprop. And not a one of them believes a word of it, despite their posing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (KZzsI) --- Because 20th-century liberals never meant anything as much as they sounded like they meant it. Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (XHhHI) 273
Men would be content with a sex robot, women would NEVER be content with something like that, unless the robot somehow comes with a salary.
There has been some feminist grumbling about banning sexbots before they become a thing. Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY) Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (P5Tc3) 275
Good News? of Bad News? - a limerick
There once was a fellow named Chuck Who finally ran out of luck His Roomba's the pits It went on the fritz But in reality it doesn't suck Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (m45I2) 276
Enjoy prison brah.
Posted by: Redenzo at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (E7vND) 277
The Yellow and Black Attack forever \m/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV) Husband and I saw them play when we were teenagers. At the Orange County Fair, I think. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (Ez6QX) 278
We had a first gen Roomba. Hardwood floors throughout. Worked well enough, but a human still has to empty out the animal, human and "other" waste. And clean it.
Who's slaving who? Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (BFigT) 279
Knowing Japan, they're only working on the sexbot right now. If they finish that within the decade, they'll all take a vacation for a couple years, and then maybe decide, "Oh yeah. I suppose we could make a combat bot.
Posted by: Wally That are built on the sexbot frames. Posted by: andycanuck That's the premise of at least a dozen anime. Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (k49Sx) 281
I'm not a rock singer but why can't people sing with anger against lies and sin?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (eGTCV) 282
I actually believe that sex androids would be quite popular in our times. Mistrust of people is rampant.
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (6Je/Q) 283
234 8 There was a story last week of a hotel in SF using robots to clean rooms, instead of women from Guatemala.
******* That's cool, but why were they using robots to clean women from Guatemala? Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (m45I2) LOL You need to check your wording twice Muldoon is lurking Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (AmoqO) 284
Yup, some will vote for Gohmert, some will vote for Paxton and George P. Bush will win.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (WSVNe) ******* He'd have to get over 50%. I like Gohmert, but will vote for Paxton. He's done a good job. Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (NpAcC) 285
I like RATM,. though Audioslave is better.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (KXr4R) 286
Good news. CA is going to give all illegals free health insurance.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH) 287
Shouldn't we all be running in circles, boiling water and getting clean sheets for NGU's daughter?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+) --- I'm on it! Posted by: 60s Sitcom Dad at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (XHhHI) 288
280 Kat Dennings looks like she can take a punch.
Who is Kate Dennings? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (k49Sx) Kat's lazily-named sister? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (KbCG3) 289
Rap was fun at it's inception and up through the 80's was pretty good, it took a dramatic turn for the worse in the late 90's along with most popular music.
Now it's literally unintelligible mumbling of a single hook. But more generally, most music sucks now. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (wj03l) 290
That's cool, but why were they using robots to clean women from Guatemala?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (m45I2) Those women were FILTHY. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (rF64X) 291
280 Kat Dennings looks like she can take a punch.
Who is Kate Dennings? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (k49Sx) Beats me. All I know of is Kat Demings. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (6Je/Q) 292
The Yellow and Black Attack forever \m/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:26 PM (XvPQV) Husband and I saw them play when we were teenagers. At the Orange County Fair, I think. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (Ez6QX) You really do have a pretty good life... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (XvPQV) 293
The brilliant part of this design though is the massive dong we put under her skirt to balance the weight of the tits. First Miyana kills you. THEN she f*cks you.
Posted by: Some Japanese mad scientist at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (ESjRY) --- No, you're getting the designs confused. The 'light infantry' model is dressed like a schoolgirl. The "Overfiend" Class dreadnought model has wings, a demonic head and seven dicks which spray plasma beams stong enough to cut buildings in half. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (llXky) 294
My daughter is in labor. Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 10, 2022 05:13 PM (GPwVZ) Here's hopling it is a He/Him or a She/Her! Posted by: tbodie at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM Yeah, even my 'old school' daughter had a 'they'. Identical twins. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (dQvv7) 295
Mistrust of people is rampant. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (6Je/Q) ___________ I. Want. Half. Kraken. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (/U27+) 296
263 Shouldn't we all be running in circles, boiling water and getting clean sheets for NGU's daughter?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:24 PM (/U27+) That's what the women do. The men break out cigars. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:28 PM (Ez6QX) I got dragged into the delivery room every time. I'd have been perfectly happy to wait outside, but nooooo.... Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (dfRN6) 297
I'm not a rock singer but why can't people sing with anger against lies and sin?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (eGTCV) --- Plenty of Christian rockers have. Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (XHhHI) Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (m45I2) 299
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Posted by: Constanza at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (rDgjh) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (coYBh) 301
When they can teach a sexbot to navigate the modern world in sexy high heels in 1.5 years instead of 19 years, they'll be flying off of the griddle like hotcakes.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (r0ADi) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (P5Tc3) 304
Rap was fun at it's inception and up through the 80's was pretty good, it took a dramatic turn for the worse in the late 90's along with most popular music.
Now it's literally unintelligible mumbling of a single hook. But more generally, most music sucks now. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (wj03l) --- Yeah, compare that to "Convoy." Much better tune. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (llXky) 305
264 Rage Against the Machine has anger ... and is PREACHY as HELL.
------- It would be fine if they would rage against the Davos/WEF machine. I wonder how long they would be allowed to rage if that was their target? Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (fs1hN) 306
No, you're getting the designs confused. The 'light infantry' model is dressed like a schoolgirl.
The "Overfiend" Class dreadnought model has wings, a demonic head and seven dicks which spray plasma beams stong enough to cut buildings in half. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (llXky) I understood those references Japan is weird. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (XvPQV) 307
I was thinking about Rage Against the Machine today. I never really liked it when it was new. Thought it would be better titled Infantile Whine. Also it was misplaced, because Bush and Limbaugh were never trying to force anyone to do anything.
Now? It's very timely, as if it were written for today, against the entire Democrat-Media-Woke fascist system that's actually forcing people to do their bidding. Like uncanny prophecy. Still sounds like a whiny little toddler tantrum though. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (OssQ4) 308
And then we'll get Terminators who act male but look like Summer Glau. That would be ridiculous.
The brilliant part of this design though is the massive dong we put under her skirt to balance the weight of the tits. First Miyana kills you. THEN she f*cks you. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (UHVv4) 309
Rap was fun at it's inception and up through the 80's was pretty good, it took a dramatic turn for the worse in the late 90's along with most popular music.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (wj03l) --- I've never cared for rap that much. But I acknowledged Busta Rhymes all the same. Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (XHhHI) 310
302 Who is Kate Dennings?
The dimwitted cute girl in Thor. Apparently she was in a sitcom as well. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (KZzsI) Two Broke Girls. The show sucked. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (6Je/Q) 311
> Apparently she was in a sitcom as well.
A sitcom that was so aggressively bad, the only way to watch it was on mute, and FF whenever Kat isn't on screen. Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (P5Tc3) 312
Javems -
I've not been around too much so I may have missed tor sitrep. How are things with your SiL? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (VmY0m) 313
Apparently she was in a sitcom as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:32 PM (KZzsI) ---------------- About that sitcom: In a sea of unwatchable dreck, the one she was in really stood out. I was amazed the show remained on tv as long as it did. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (5pTK/) 314
I think national hero Andy McCabe has openly called for "conservatives" to be treated as "terrorists". Coulda been some garbling here, but of course the country is so far gone that this idiot (who's just fine thanks, despite being one of the highest ranking criminals in US history, probably in fact the highest, well, outside the current WH) mighta actually said this.
To the polite applause of millions of "Americans". Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2022 05:34 PM (OTzUX) 315
A sitcom that was so aggressively bad, the only way to watch it was on mute, and FF whenever Kat isn't on screen.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (P5Tc3) This is the way Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:34 PM (XvPQV) 316
I don't fear the robot uprising. I know the sort of people programming and building them. Damn things will get lost, fall over, and catch fire before getting close to being a threat.
Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 10, 2022 05:34 PM (OUMaO) 317
261 Can you imagine though the flip out from women if a near perfect sex robot really was developed?
Men would be content with a sex robot, women would NEVER be content with something like that, unless the robot somehow comes with a salary. They won't be able to use sex or threat of divorce/power to ruin mens' lives as leverage anymore and they are NOT giving up that power quietly. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:34 PM (rF64X) 318
Two Broke Girls was a ridiculous show. No girl who looked like them would ever be near broke.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:34 PM (OalnH) 319
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About that sitcom: In a sea of unwatchable dreck, the one she was in really stood out. I was amazed the show remained on tv as long as it did. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (5pTK/) Two reasons, as I recall. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:35 PM (6Je/Q) 320
Rage Against the Machine has anger ... and is PREACHY as HELL.
------- It would be fine if they would rage against the Davos/WEF machine. I wonder how long they would be allowed to rage if that was their target? Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (fs1hN) --- WEAR YOUR DAMN MASK! GET IN THE DAMN MACHINE!! Posted by: 2022 Tom Morello at January 10, 2022 05:35 PM (XHhHI) 321
Good news. CA is going to give all illegals free health insurance.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH) ******* The voters that voted elected these Democrats will all be paying more in taxes. I don't know what it's going to take for them to wake up. Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:35 PM (NpAcC) 322
About that sitcom: In a sea of unwatchable dreck, the one she was in really stood out. I was amazed the show remained on tv as long as it did.
she's Death in the Sandman audiobook she's good. Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 05:35 PM (j9HX3) 323
I like RATM,. though Audioslave is better.
I love Chris Cornell and his voice is ten times Zack de la Rocha as a singer but it never quite connected for me. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:35 PM (KZzsI) 324
231 48 Willowed
Louie Gohmert, TX, is stepping down. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 04:47 PM (WSVNe) Didn't he announce in November he was running to be Texas's Attorney General? Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at January 10, 2022 04:58 PM (y7DUB) Crap. I just moved into his district too. Wondering if Ty Beard is interested in running. Posted by: redchief at January 10, 2022 05:23 PM (Kab4E) Smith County Judge Nathaniel Moran is running and will probably get my vote. Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 05:35 PM (0OP+5) 325
Apparently stupid Andy barfed this up at a panel discussion at U of Chicago about Jan. 6. He also highlighted the "national security threat" of parents speaking up at school board meetings.
But the mid-terms, I know I know. Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (OTzUX) 326
318 Two Broke Girls was a ridiculous show. No girl who looked like them would ever be near broke.
omg SO WRONG all the girls have to do is go to art school Philadelphia is FULL of lovely beautiful young broke girls who went to Tyler or UofA Posted by: Black Orchid at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (j9HX3) 327
If it weren't for a couple of hotel maids I wouldn't be here. They were my Grandmothers and worked together. They got my Mom and Dad together just before the war.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (AmoqO) 328
Two Broke Girls was a ridiculous show. No girl who looked like them would ever be near broke.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss Delta Variant at January 10, 2022 05:34 PM (OalnH) --- Every time I caught part of that show and Jennifer Coolidge was on, I mourned for the monumental waste of talent on that egregiously cringe show. Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (XHhHI) 329
Men would be content with a sex robot, women would NEVER be content with something like that, unless the robot somehow comes with a salary. ___________ Are. You. Done. Yet? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (/U27+) 330
A sitcom that was so aggressively bad, the only way to watch it was on mute, and FF whenever Kat isn't on screen.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (P5Tc3) FF also being her cup size. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (rF64X) 331
278 We had a first gen Roomba. Hardwood floors throughout. Worked well enough, but a human still has to empty out the animal, human and "other" waste. And clean it.
Who's slaving who? Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (BFigT) The GF has a Shark w/ self emptying. Works pretty well for what it is (for pet hair, its great to have as it runs daily on its own). Only issue is the App. Why the f**k does a app for your vacuum not keep you logged in. Posted by: redchief at January 10, 2022 05:37 PM (Kab4E) 332
Apparently stupid Andy barfed this up at a panel discussion at U of Chicago about Jan. 6. He also highlighted the "national security threat" of parents speaking up at school board meetings.
But the mid-terms, I know I know. Posted by: rhomboid at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (OTzUX) --- *shrugs* The Popular Front in Spain wanted and expected a rising by disgruntled elements of society. And they got what they wanted. It just didn't work out the way they thought it would. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:37 PM (llXky) 333
THE MACHINE ISN'T INJECTING ENOUGH PEOPLE!!
SPEED UP THE CONVEYOR BELT. Posted by: Rage Against the Machine at January 10, 2022 05:38 PM (XHhHI) 334
There has been some feminist grumbling about banning sexbots before they become a thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY) Too late already? What are those little hand held battery operated devices that apply a certain stimulation in just the right spot? A bit primitive compared to the latest Japanese innovations in the field, but I daresay these are sexbots. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:38 PM (fs1hN) 335
Does this power supply make my rectifier look fat?
Posted by: Cherry 2000 at January 10, 2022 05:38 PM (sWM8x) 336
My daughter is in labor.
Posted by: Nevergiveup Prayers up for a quick and easy delivery and a great score for the baby! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 10, 2022 05:38 PM (TYbad) 337
Are. You. Done. Yet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (/U27+) That'll be the "RealLifeWife" download included in the OS update. You have to pay extra to get rid of it. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (rF64X) 338
I hate rap with the heat of Sagittarius A star, but making Rittenhouse a verb is pretty damn cool.
Bang bang Kyle's AR hammer came down on his head Bang bang Kyle's AR hammer left all scumbags dead Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (VwHCD) 339
334 There has been some feminist grumbling about banning sexbots before they become a thing.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 10, 2022 05:29 PM (ESjRY) Too late already? What are those little hand held battery operated devices that apply a certain stimulation in just the right spot? A bit primitive compared to the latest Japanese innovations in the field, but I daresay these are sexbots. Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:38 PM (fs1hN) Why should they care? They hate and despise us. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (6Je/Q) 340
The "Overfiend" Class dreadnought model has wings, a demonic head and seven dicks which spray plasma beams stong enough to cut buildings in half.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:31 PM (llXky) So, its modeled after George Washginton? Washington, Washington, 40 ft tall made of radiation... Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (oHd/0) 341
281 I'm not a rock singer but why can't people sing with anger against lies and sin?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking Ask and ye shall receive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXf5k7kksHg Posted by: Fool Otto at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (DB16e) 342
Sob.... my sex robot won't take out the trash Sob... my sex robot doesn't cuddle Sob... my sex robot doesn't understand me Sob... my sex robot won't listen Sob... my sex robot has a dick Posted by: Karen - New Sexbot Owner at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (BFigT) Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (rF64X) 344
I watched part of an episode of Two Broke Girls and was stupefied to hear the worst dialogue and delivery of said dialogue I've ever heard.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (DcKNO) 345
Too late already? What are those little hand held battery operated devices that apply a certain stimulation in just the right spot? A bit primitive compared to the latest Japanese innovations in the field, but I daresay these are sexbots.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 05:38 PM (fs1hN) --- And yet they're still miserable, because it wasn't sex they wanted but meaningful relationships. So much desolation... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (llXky) 346
Coming to the DNC: Robots have feelings and deserve the vote!
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (44ww/) 347
Which is more cringeworthy, Christian movies, or Christian rock?
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (6Je/Q) 348
8 There was a story last week of a hotel in SF using robots to clean rooms, instead of women from Guatemala.
Million dollar idea, and I'm giving it to the horde for free - This makes me wonder how a robot would change sheets? Well, I have a solution - just make the bed like those old hand towel dispensers with a roll of sheets that advance for each new guest! But here's the best part - put it on a continuous loop that goes down into the basement washroom. The whole hotel would be a machine and each day you advance and wash. Easy peasy. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (09l+w) 349
338 I hate rap with the heat of Sagittarius A star, but making Rittenhouse a verb is pretty damn cool.
Bang bang Kyle's AR hammer came down on his head Bang bang Kyle's AR hammer left all scumbags dead Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (VwHCD) I really hate white people for gentrifying rap and making it popular. Posted by: redchief at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (Kab4E) 350
Men would be content with a sex robot, women would NEVER be content with something like that, unless the robot somehow comes with a salary.
___________ Are. You. Done. Yet? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 10, 2022 05:36 PM (/U27+) Colosus, the Foreskin Project? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (oHd/0) 351
Congrats NGU. Prayers up for healthy baby and mom.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (3cGpq) Posted by: olddog in mo at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (ju2Fy) 353
I am fully functional in all modalities.
Posted by: Lt Cdr Data at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (4I/2K) 354
Yes; I think shooting off your semen into the hole or the face of robot who talks with an Alexa voice, doesn't have a brain or a soul and you don't have any relationship with sounds really appealing./s Sounds about as appealing as getting a fake wang of a robot to shoot its semen into your vaginal opening and use whatever the equivalent of a male Alexa voice is. At least a prostitute is alive. Sorry to be so crude here. Maybe I'm the only person who thinks sex bots are a really bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (k49Sx) 355
312 Javems -
I've not been around too much so I may have missed tor sitrep. How are things with your SiL? Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2022 05:33 PM (VmY0m) She is incubated and in an induced coma. They will try and wake her tomorrow to prep for open heart surgery Wednesday. They put in two stints early yesterday. Thanks for asking. Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:42 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 05:42 PM (CwVOr) 357
"Was it up-up-down, or down-down-up! ksaaaaa, I forget!"
"Who cares, Yoshi. Either way, they're gonna be fucked!" Posted by: Overheard in the JSDF robot mechanic's bay at January 10, 2022 05:42 PM (6FeV1) 358
I heard the suck ass CDC Director today say we should not count people whom went to the hospital for other medical reasons that test positive for Covid in the actual case numbers. Those SOBs had no problem counting these people when Trump was POTUS!! Biden's plan to stop the virus is a Cluster Fox and now damage control starts.
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (NM8ko) 359
281 I'm not a rock singer but why can't people sing with anger against lies and sin?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurkin another https://tinyurl.com/yckt4wmj Posted by: Fool Otto at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (DB16e) 360
347 Which is more cringeworthy, Christian movies, or Christian rock?
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (6Je/Q) Movies. By far. The Kendrick brothers can lick my hairy nutsack. Fireproof THIS, bitches. Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (rF64X) 361
When did comments switch to EST? Could've sworn they were CST this morning.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (ju2Fy) 362
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Maybe I'm the only person who thinks sex bots are a really bad idea. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (k49Sx) Bad ideas have never been more popular Fen. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (6Je/Q) 363
Anyone considered that is what Biden is, just a Disney robot. With the brain of a Commodore 64.
Posted by: Colin at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (YFKV9) 364
I can make my guitar sound like Pacman. Wakka wakka wakka wakka.
Unlike Tom Morrello I don't ride that trick for a decade. Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (44ww/) 365
At least a prostitute is alive. Sorry to be so crude here. Maybe I'm the only person who thinks sex bots are a really bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (k49Sx) --- If you followed some of the Dem politician sex/prostitution scandals, they would have been better off with bots because they treated the women terribly. Though maybe that was part of the kink. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (llXky) 366
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (6Je/Q)
I can't easily define a Christian movie. Various movies about Jesus are Christian movies even though he wasn't a Christian. The movie about William Wilberforce who was an Evangelical Christian is a Christian movie Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (k49Sx) 367
353 I am fully functional in all modalities.
Posted by: Lt Cdr Data at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (4I/2K) Bee-Dee Bee-Dee, You got Yar. I got Wilma. Posted by: Twinky at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (PiwSw) 368
Oh gosh Javems I must have missed it. Prayers up for your SIL.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (nxdel) 369
LA Times cheering for anti-vaxxers' deaths from an official LAT's account!
Quote Tweet Los Angeles Times @latimes; 2h From @hiltzikm: Column: Mocking anti-vaxxers' deaths is ghoulish, yes -- but necessary Sign up to get an email alert each time Michael Hiltzik publishes a [etc.] Ezra Levant @ezralevant; 1h The Los Angeles Times has gone full Westboro Baptist Church on unvaccinated people. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (UHVv4) Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (vrz2I) 371
I've posted extensively on the many and extreme drawbacks of the sexbot idea. Its even worse than flying cars on the "sounds cool but is actually horrific" scale.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (KZzsI) 372
"Dreck" is the Fifth Horseman.
Posted by: klaftern at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (taPSh) 373
I'm looking at 12-string guitars.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (44ww/) 374
A Latent Appliance Fetishist Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself That sexual gratification can only be achieved Through the use of MACHINES... Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (vrz2I) 375
Yes; I think shooting off your semen into the hole or the face of... Didn't have to read any further to know who it was. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (dQvv7) 376
373 I'm looking at 12-string guitars.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (44ww/) Just buy a sitar. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:46 PM (6Je/Q) 377
That'll be the "RealLifeWife" download included in the OS update. You have to pay extra to get rid of it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:39 PM (rF64X) And it will be worth it. I'd take out a second mortgage for an Alexandra Daddario model that would cook, clean and suck cock on command. And I'd do it happily. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:46 PM (XvPQV) 378
Oh gosh Javems I must have missed it. Prayers up for your SIL.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (nxdel) Same here. Prayers up. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:46 PM (Ez6QX) 379
Tom Morello of RATM isn't just a lefty asshole, he is a well educated lefty asshole.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (hvxWS) 380
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology!
The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only! Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (vrz2I) This guy gets it. And by it, I mean my name. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (KbCG3) 381
Movies. By far. The Kendrick brothers can lick my hairy nutsack. Fireproof THIS, bitches.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 10, 2022 05:43 PM (rF64X) --- One of the best movies in the last few years was "Risen." Great film, and we watch it every Easter. "The Greater Glory" started slow, but finished strong. Also relevant to our time. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (llXky) 382
. . . and he never calls!
Posted by: Karen, complaining to the SexBot Store Manager at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (4I/2K) 383
She is incubated and in an induced coma. They will try and wake her tomorrow to prep for open heart surgery Wednesday. They put in two stints early yesterday. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:42 PM (AmoqO) ********* Sending prayers for your SIL, Javems. Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (NpAcC) 384
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (dQvv7)
I love being scolded. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (Q9lwr) 385
Tom Morello is a shiteater.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (mdaT8) 386
Now it's literally unintelligible mumbling of a single hook.
But more generally, most music sucks now. Posted by: Thomas Bender Popular rap, agreed. Nothing by Aesop Rock, who has -- by far -- a wider vocabulary than the entire works of Shakespeare, fits that description. Nothing by Atmosphere fits that description. Or by Blackalicious. Or by Sage Francis. Or by a few dozen other poets on the Rhymesayers Entertainment and Strange Famous record labels. They are the polar opposite of what people who still think all rap sucks are -- people whose opinions are formed only by what garbage comes at them in TV commercials and NFL bumper music. You can keep repeating that opinion if it makes you feel good, but it's just, like, your opinion, man. Not objective truth. No offense. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (OssQ4) 387
Rap sucks.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 05:48 PM (v0R5T) 388
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One of the best movies in the last few years was "Risen." Great film, and we watch it every Easter. "The Greater Glory" started slow, but finished strong. Also relevant to our time. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:47 PM (llXky) Risen is good. The Chosen series is good too. Helps to hire, you know, actors, nd have a budget. Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:48 PM (6Je/Q) 389
Get back in your Metaverse pod. SQUID has selected your allotment and shipped Soylent sufficient for 7 days. It is expected within 56 days. Get back in your pod immediately. Await your Soylent. Posted by: SQUID Killbot at January 10, 2022 05:48 PM (hQ23g) 390
378 Oh gosh Javems I must have missed it. Prayers up for your SIL.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 10, 2022 05:44 PM (nxdel) Same here. Prayers up. Posted by: Jordan61 at January 10, 2022 05:46 PM (Ez6QX) Thanks. She is the baby, last born of nine. Sisters are converging. Got to go cook. Posted by: Javems at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (nfrXX) 392
I'm looking at 12-string guitars.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (44ww/) Zithers >> 12-string guitars Posted by: My 6th Grade Teacher at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (4I/2K) 393
@369
>>The Los Angeles Times has gone full Westboro Baptist Church on unvaccinated people. Well the even more insidious thing is that there aren't that many unvaccinated adults in the US at this point. It's all just evil and stupid at this point. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (wj03l) 394
Fox News goes full red meat ™, and gives 7 o'clock prime time to Jesse Watters! Hilarious! Sotomayor would grant the FCC the power to ban FNC if she could.
Posted by: Mean Tweets at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (BOJAx) Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (vrz2I) 396
>>>I think shooting off your semen into the hole or the face of robot who talks with an Alexa voice, doesn't have a brain or a soul and you don't have any relationship with sounds really appealing.
>When the they come up with a Nancy Pelosi voice you'll change you tune. Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (r0ADi) 397
I have no fear of these stocking robots. I fear Festo will get involved.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5gysrp Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (ZMraq) 398
But are the 12 string guitars looking back at you?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (hvxWS) 399
281 I'm not a rock singer but why can't people sing with anger against lies and sin?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, How 'bout banks? Posted by: Mojo and Skid at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (09l+w) 400
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (dQvv7)
So?. That's what you'd do with a robot is it not or would the foreplay be deeply meaningful? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (k49Sx) 401
....sex bots are a really bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (k49Sx) ----- I'm afraid you didn't get the marketing campaign for our new line of sex bots. Your proposal was a bit too on the nose. Thank you though for your time. Posted by: Nippon Manufacturing Corp. at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (fs1hN) 402
@279 That's the premise of at least a dozen anime.
---- I started to write a story with that. Sexbot. Accidentally got the covert assassin version. Installed an experimental AI in it. "She" is actually quite nice. She's also completely uninterested in sex, though. You know, given that she has no actual biological functions. Posted by: junior at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (XYhsO) 403
395 "Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer"
Frank was a prophet. Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (vrz2I) And a dental floss tycoon! Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (KbCG3) 404
I just sent in an order for 3 .308 Win M1 Garands from CMP.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (hvxWS) Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (IJES/) Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (P5Tc3) 407
Andrew McCabe disgusts all of his. He should also scare the living crap out of people, because he thinks mainstream Republican voters are terrorists and may should be in Guantanamo. John Durham's abject failures are too numerous to mention, but the window this guy provides on the thinking at the top of the FBI/DOJ Praetorian Guard gives some hint as to what Durham is up against:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8harrw Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (pYCH0) 408
@373 BourbonChicken-An acoustic or electric 12-string?
Posted by: JROD at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (0jZnq) 409
Insomniac: "That'll be the 'RealLifeWife' download included in the OS update. You have to pay extra to get rid of it."
Way ahead of you. I'd like you to meet Stella. Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (aXxgO) 410
You know why we haven't been visited by an extraterrestrial civilization?
Because in all advanced civilizations, males have perfected sex bots and the species died out before they explored the cosmos. Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (gmo/4) 411
406 Pfizer CEO: Two shots is almost useless, but three is the magic number!
https://bit.ly/31JO67r Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (P5Tc3) Uh, he announced today the magic number is now FOUR. Posted by: Romeo13 at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (oHd/0) 412
If you haven't seen her first scene in True Detective, then you haven't seen her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 10, 2022 05:01 PM (LvTSG) Are there actually Morons who haven't seen that? Huh. Posted by: Jordan61 When I tried to watch it, I was told I had to go to a Momee ! Posted by: JT at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (arJlL) 413
I just sent in an order for 3 .308 Win M1 Garands from CMP.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (hvxWS) Luck to you. I has envy. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (XvPQV) 414
Was it Woody Allen who said, "Don't knock mastubation-- at least it's sex with someone you love?"
I mean how's a sexbot gonna, uh, beat that? Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (TkcMJ) 415
> sex bots are a really bad idea.
I'm against sex bots in general, but I wonder how much better the middle east would be if some of those military age young men were getting a little bit of bot nookie. Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (P5Tc3) 416
#358 Re. Ferd...
Quote Tweet Clay Travis @ClayTravis; 8h The CDC director just said over 75% of "covid deaths" occurred in people with at least four comorbidities. Since Biden can't shut down covid, suddenly all this data is getting shared publicly. Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie; 4h There have been more deaths "with COVID" during Biden's administration than during Trump's administration, so NOW they want to clarify that "with COVID" doesn't mean "from COVID." Dialing back the fear porn just a notch to avoid blame. #doublestandard Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (UHVv4) 417
Do the sexbots give you a report on your sperm health?
Asking for a friend... Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (jTmQV) 418
1. *intubated 2. You all know that the video is an add, for a not very practical automation strategy, right? Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (09l+w) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (TYbad) 420
Maybe I'm the only person who thinks sex bots are a really bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (k49Sx) Ow, my balls! Posted by: Guy getting a handy from malfunctioning robot at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T) 421
When the they come up with a Nancy Pelosi voice you'll change you tune.Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (r0ADi)
Why would a Nancy Pelosi robot be appealing to Conservative men, unless it's the sexual equivalent of pissing on the grave of someone you don't like? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (k49Sx) 422
I just sent in an order for 3 .308 Win M1 Garands from CMP.
Dang, I was waffling about ordering one. Guess I better do it before they're all gone. Posted by: Oddbob at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (nfrXX) Posted by: JT at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (arJlL) 424
A little boogie, a bit of crunch and a voice for days:
--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPBMydhzwM Posted by: Axeman at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (XHhHI) 425
Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:25 PM (WSVNe)
******* He'd have to get over 50%. I like Gohmert, but will vote for Paxton. He's done a good job. Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:30 PM (NpAcC) ----------------- I don't understand. Isn't it the person who gets the most votes? Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (WSVNe) 426
Posted by: Guy getting a handy from malfunctioning robot at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (v0R5T)
Thx. That made me laugh. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:54 PM (k49Sx) 427
So?. That's what you'd do with a robot is it not or would the foreplay be deeply meaningful?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (k49Sx) --- Is pr0n deeply meaningful? This is just a more immersive version and it will be hugely popular. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:54 PM (llXky) 428
@416
>>Dialing back the fear porn just a notch to avoid blame. #doublestandard Quite frankly I thought they would do this a year ago. This Jiujitsu move may have worked then, it's not going to work now. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:54 PM (wj03l) 429
> The Los Angeles Times has gone full Westboro Baptist Church on unvaccinated people.
Disparate impact theory baby. If a bad thing affects PoC more, and this does, by definition it's racist. Their rules. Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:54 PM (P5Tc3) 430
Do the sexbots give you a report on your sperm health?
Asking for a friend... Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 05:52 PM (jTmQV) I broke mine. Posted by: Peter North at January 10, 2022 05:55 PM (mdaT8) Posted by: Archer at January 10, 2022 05:55 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:55 PM (k49Sx) 433
The 10th Commandment:
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sexbot. Me "Hey, have you SEEN my neighbor's sexbot?" Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 10, 2022 05:55 PM (jTmQV) 434
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (GbPPJ) 435
Sounds about as appealing as getting a fake wang of a robot to shoot its semen into your vaginal opening and use whatever the equivalent of a male Alexa voice is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ****** Well sure. When you put it THAT way. Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (m45I2) 436
I wonder how much better the middle east would be if some of those military age young men were getting a little bit of bot nookie.
--- Goat bots. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (sWM8x) 437
> I just sent in an order for 3 .308 Win M1 Garands from CMP.
Are you outfitting the whole family? Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (P5Tc3) 438
So?. That's what you'd do with a robot is it not or would the foreplay be deeply meaningful? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM Not my point at all. Just as I can only read ten words from Scoog Dog and know who it is (despite whatever new nic it floats) you've become just as predictable. NTTAWWT Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (dQvv7) 439
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:54 PM (llXky)
No; It's not. It's just animated porn then? O.K. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (k49Sx) 440
She's also completely uninterested in sex, though. You know, given that she has no actual biological functions.
---------------------- Are you in 'sleep mode'?!!! Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 05:57 PM (UHVv4) 441
Your tweet count is 450 below your January quota. More than 50 do not contain social justice promoting content. You have been allotted "violent backholing" for your weekly sexual contact. Prepare to receive backholing. Or not. As you wish. Posted by: SQUID Sexbot at January 10, 2022 05:57 PM (hQ23g) 442
Don't discount the influence Rap has on people. It's mostly garbage (to me) but others take it very seriously.
Someone, anyone, coming out with what appears to be a pro 2-A, pro-Rittenhouse Rap... well let's just say it will resonate with the right people. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 05:57 PM (BFigT) 443
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:54 PM (llXky)
Fortunately I'lll be dead before it all takes off in a big way. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:57 PM (k49Sx) 444
Maybe I'm the only person who thinks sex bots are a really bad idea.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:41 PM (k49Sx) Not at all, Fenelon. Remember, neither the Fermi Paradox nor the Drake Equation take into account the development of the Sexbot. Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (ZMraq) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (SchxB) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (CwVOr) 447
Seriously, how do we go from a gif of Alexandra Daddario to contemplating sex with a robot?
Unless it's the world's most lifelike Alexandra Daddario robot and then...nah. I can't. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (KbCG3) 448
I don't understand. Isn't it the person who gets the most votes? Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:53 PM (WSVNe) *********** Not for the primaries. It's 50% + 1. So there might be a runoff. Posted by: redridinghood at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (dQvv7) 450
Start a mobile sex-bot washing service. Clean up.
Posted by: klaftern at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (taPSh) 451
ChiCom covid cubes.
https://bit.ly/3r410ps Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (P5Tc3) 452
427 So?. That's what you'd do with a robot is it not or would the foreplay be deeply meaningful?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:50 PM (k49Sx) ------------------- The more society amplifies the "American Woman" theme the more popular the robot will be. Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (WSVNe) 453
447 Seriously, how do we go from a gif of Alexandra Daddario to contemplating sex with a robot?
Unless it's the world's most lifelike Alexandra Daddario robot and then...nah. I can't. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:58 PM (KbCG3) I don't even like fake boobs! (That's the part I forgot to write in my previous post.) Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (KbCG3) 454
I love you Sam. I'm so lucky to be with you. Kiss me. Ah, that's nice. What do you want me to do? Okay, move closer. Mmm, yes! That feels good. Yes. Yes. Here, faster. Faster! Oh, is that your hand? Let me help you with that. Ah, I like that. Move faster, faster, faster. Yes!
Posted by: Cherry 2000 at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (4I/2K) 455
The weird thing is that 80 percent of sex toy are sold to women, by $
Posted by: Y5 at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (KnvZT) 456
I think rap is a lot like electronic dance music: for every 10,000 songs, there is one good one. The signal to noise ratio is abysmal. Way worse than for most genres.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (QU5/8) 457
No; It's not. It's just animated porn then? O.K.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (k49Sx) --- I think it's very similar - which is not to say I think it's a good thing. I think it's a nightmare and you may perhaps recall my sparring with Ace himself on why porn is an unmitigated degrading evil. But it will be popular in certain circles. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (llXky) 458
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 05:56 PM (dQvv7)
As predicatble as I am at least I don't, like Scogg Dogg change my *$&^% handle every three weeks and then complain about how everybody else is a stupid wuss who won't do anything about Governmental overrreach . Forgive me If I sound a bit irritable; I enjoy your posts, Traitor Joe. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 06:00 PM (k49Sx) 459
The Los Angeles Times has gone full Westboro Baptist Church on unvaccinated people.
Well the even more insidious thing is that there aren't that many unvaccinated adults in the US at this point. It's all just evil and stupid at this point. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 10, 2022 05:49 PM (wj03l) There have never been all that many Jews around but the western upper crust, leftist, communists, nazis, and islamists make do with what they have. Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:00 PM (eoQWY) 460
I'd tap that robot! And/or buy it for a dollar.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (bkUtD) 461
Unless it's the world's most lifelike Alexandra Daddario robot and then...nah. I can't.
I can. Then we'll all be too mesmerized by it's eyes to do anything. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (SchxB) 462
Best wishes and prayers for you and your tribe, Javems!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (VmY0m) 463
I'm looking at 12-string guitars.
No need. Just do like this guy: https://youtu.be/DRyk6jg-tQs Posted by: Oddbob Bah. - M. A. Batio https://youtu.be/aGf5NxLQoEo?t=137 Double bah. - R. Nielsen https://youtu.be/eki1VQ6ddPU Posted by: mikeski at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (P1f+c) 464
> sex bots are a really bad idea.
- Mechanically, hygienically, emotionally, and in regards to storage space ^^ Yes. I think people need a purpose in life, and the progressive (commie) agenda is to remove all purpose to life. So we end up with sex bots. It is a sign of decay and collapse of society. Sex bots will not fix that. Nor will GND, or pronouns, or vasectomies. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (09l+w) 465
>>>unless it's the sexual equivalent of pissing on the grave of someone you don't like?
>Not all sexual relationships are necessarily about romance and intimacy, and this sexbot comes with a credit card chip reader. Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (r0ADi) 466
Kindletot, thank you for introducing me to the Drake Equation. I found this snippet on Wikipedia interesting:
"Criticism related to the Drake equation focuses not on the equation itself, but on the fact that the estimated values for several of its factors are highly conjectural, the combined multiplicative effect being that the uncertainty associated with any derived value is so large that the equation cannot be used to draw firm conclusions." Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (PiwSw) 467
The thing is is that hardcore is bad but not as bad as the evil necessary to ban it
It is easier if you just raise your kids right so they do not watch or star in it Posted by: Y5 at January 10, 2022 06:02 PM (KnvZT) 468
So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:02 PM (4fSQf) 469
How I imagine the kid in the trunk conversation went:
Get in the trunk. No mom. GET. IN. THE. TRUNK. NO! IF YOU DON'T GET IN THE TRUNK, I'M GOING TO TAKE A SLEDGEHAMMER TO YOUR PS5! Alright. Jeez. Why do you always have to take it so far? Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:02 PM (P5Tc3) 470
American citizens are being harassed and losing their jobs while SCOTUS sits around jerking off under their robes. Disgusting.
Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at January 10, 2022 06:02 PM (GYllL) 471
There have never been all that many Jews around but the western upper crust, leftist, communists, nazis, and islamists make do with what they have.
Posted by: Oldcat Nineteen Eighty Four only needed one Emmanuel Goldstein. And he didn't even need to be real. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (OssQ4) 472
Quote Tweet Michael Hiltzik @hiltzikm; 2h Column: Mocking anti-vaxxers' deaths is ghoulish, yes -- but necessary Cernovich @Cernovich; 1h This isn't a marginal voice. He's a Pulitzer winner speaking in the LA Times. They are truly evil. All of them. Scum of the earth. I will stop now. Don't want to get banned. Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (UHVv4) 473
The weird thing is that 80 percent of sex toy are sold to women, by $ Posted by: Y5 at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM I'm not insinuating I have any knowledge in such matters but certain sex toys designed for women on Amazon are on a 'subscription' plan. The Chinese are borrowing from the Pfizer vaccine model. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (dQvv7) 474
Women are scared shitless of sexbots.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (mfCc5) 475
apropos...Mudd's Women was an excellent episode.
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (V13WU) 476
off jerk sock
Posted by: Capital Eff at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (GYllL) 477
Quote Tweet Clay Travis @ClayTravis; 8h
The CDC director just said over 75% of "covid deaths" occurred in people with at least four comorbidities. Since Biden can't shut down covid, suddenly all this data is getting shared publicly. One co-morbidity is living in a blue state with an active governor. Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY) 478
Andrew McCabe is a criminal idiot.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, resolved to lurking at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (eGTCV) 479
Well the even more insidious thing is that there aren't that many unvaccinated adults in the US at this point.
------- Huh? I thought it was about 40% unvaccinated. I only know 2 people who are vaccinated. Out of hundreds. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (DcKNO) 480
Would a sex robot be considered a cogsucker?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (m45I2) 481
> So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
I imagine in the full clip he is talking specifically about Omicron. Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (P5Tc3) 482
(Sorry Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (m45I2) 483
I think people need a purpose in life, and the progressive (commie) agenda is to remove all purpose to life. So we end up with sex bots. It is a sign of decay and collapse of society. Sex bots will not fix that. Nor will GND, or pronouns, or vasectomies.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (09l+w) Forgive me for repeating myself - ahem - God gave us a simple command, go forth and multiply An enormous amount of wisdom in that little 4 word phrase (or however many words in the original tongue) Posted by: Nippon Manufacturing Corp. at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (fs1hN) 484
Not at all, Fenelon. Remember, neither the Fermi Paradox nor the Drake Equation take into account the development of the Sexbot.
Posted by: Kindltot I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. Posted by: HAL at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (09l+w) 485
sex bots are a really bad idea
Yeah, it's gonna be super embarrassing asking the salesman to install the hardware/software package that makes it cry real tears when I shit on its chest. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (QU5/8) 486
Y5: "The weird thing is that 80 percent of sex toy are sold to women, by $"
Women can't afford, how you say, my toy of sex. That's why I donate. Posted by: The Paolo at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (aXxgO) Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (mfCc5) 488
456 I think rap is a lot like electronic dance music: for every 10,000 songs, there is one good one. The signal to noise ratio is abysmal. Way worse than for most genres.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 05:59 PM (QU5/ You will take my EDM from my cold dead hands. Yes...I do listen to EDM while working. Posted by: redchief at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (Kab4E) 489
The thing is is that hardcore is bad but not as bad as the evil necessary to ban it
Posted by: Y5 at January 10, 2022 06:02 PM (KnvZT) --- What evil is that? We had 'blue laws' for 200 years until judges decided to strike them down. How did we ever live through that brutal oppression??? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (llXky) 490
Gah, off sock
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (fs1hN) 491
From the sidebar: Bob Saget didn't pass on. He was pushed.
Someone needs to be held accountable and/or explain truthfully just what is happening. If they don't the result will be worse if they keep quiet as then they will be responsible for the suicide of this nation. Other countries are not doing this to the degree that we are. Some in Europe but those countries are small and have less influence over the world economy and society. Are they trying for that? Hoping that enough will die that they will escape responsibility because no one will be alive to prosecute them? More and more talk still about punishing the unvaxxed. For what purpose? What will that do for the vaxxed? It's insanity. Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (n08+I) 492
Robots + artificial intelligence = we become surplus population. If they're in a good mood, they'll just sterilize us, herd us into reservations, and wait. A population of a few million will live like kings, free of the biological contaminant: us. They've got it all figured out. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (a99MC) 493
I did however, buy a t-shirt while on vacation with a picture of two old sea turtles underwater, one wearing a sideways baseball hat and the other wearing a knit beanie with the caption:
STRAIGHT OUTTA MAUI Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (v0R5T) 494
468 So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:02 PM (4fSQf) ------ Two? He's talking about a 4th. Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (DcKNO) 495
>>>So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
Posted by: AlaBAMA Just read that. Vax doesn't work and you can easily get Omicron if you're vaxxed. Well done Fauci. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (bkUtD) 496
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 10, 2022 05:51 PM (IJES/)
I'm really stupid with technology. I will get my husband to look at it. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (k49Sx) 497
347 Which is more cringeworthy, Christian movies, or Christian rock?
Posted by: kraken at January 10, 2022 05:40 PM (6Je/Q) I like Christian Contemporary Music. Maverick City Music, Brandon Lake, Elevation Music, Hillsong, etc. Spotify has a great channel called Best of Live Worship which has most of the groups I listen to. It's uplifting, the lyrics are positive and affirming, and it's quite relaxing as well. I listened to a lot of Dead, classic rock, R&B - all kinds of music. Secular music is great, but I'm listening almost exclusively to CCM. I find that it's important to watch what I consume in all categories, and the Christian music these days is a lot better than before. Going to a Christian worship concert is a unique experience - different than watching the Allman Brothers at the Beacon, for example, but satisfying nonetheless. Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 10, 2022 06:06 PM (/I6xA) 498
"Honey , I got a headache, but your sexbot Willma is right there in the closet. Enjoy !"
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:06 PM (V13WU) 499
Im surprised it is only 80% sold to women. Other than gheys what dude buys sex toys?
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Omicron Slayer at January 10, 2022 06:06 PM (mfCc5) 500
i think there is a future there
Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (V13WU) Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (v3pYe) Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (BFigT) 503
> certain sex toys designed for women on Amazon are on a 'subscription' plan.
Why? For variety? For cleanliness? So you can throw it out when you feel guilty, cry yourself to sleep, call yourself a degenerate, stew for a while, then start checking your order status every few hours to see if the new one's coming soon? Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (P5Tc3) 504
More and more talk still about punishing the unvaxxed. For what purpose? What will that do for the vaxxed? It's insanity.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (n08+I) Leftists always need an enemy, the more irrational the better, lest they turn on their masters who give them nothing. They are just an 'other' group, since by their own rules unvaxxed would just die off or get vaxxed if left alone. Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (eoQWY) 505
Decided to watch the first episode of World's End Harem
2041 the MK Virus suddenly appears and spreads globally in three months. It has a 99.9% fatality rate for men. 2045 when our male protagonist wakes up from cold sleep and cured of his disease, there are 5 billion women and only 5 males. Their utopia is collapsing as technology is breaking down and despair is setting in. It might work but their idea of fan service disrupts things. Instead of soft focus and hint at nude women, nudity is shown but the breasts and all are literally blacked out. Posted by: Anna Puma at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (CwVOr) 506
What evil is that?
We had 'blue laws' for 200 years until judges decided to strike them down. How did we ever live through that brutal oppression??? Posted by: Ace-Endorse It is evil to censor speech, anybody who thinks otherwise,vor that it is not going to be abused is an idiot. Of you do not want to watch it or star in it the do something else Censorship is evil Posted by: Y5 at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (KnvZT) 507
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 10, 2022 06:01 PM (09l+w)
Good point. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (k49Sx) 508
Y5: "The weird thing is that 80 percent of sex toy are sold to women, by $"
...... That's a whole lot of 'Tupperware' parties. Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (v0R5T) 509
Antifa Nood.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (PiwSw) 510
Rap is a mental virus of the mind. Destroys ones attitude, enrages the soul and deadens the emotions. Causes anyone who listens to become numb and angry. To blame everyone else for the bad things in the world.
It's the opposite of a hymn. Posted by: jakee308 at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (n08+I) 511
481 > So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
I imagine in the full clip he is talking specifically about Omicron. Posted by: bonhomme at January 10, 2022 06:04 PM (P5Tc3) Ok, sure. It's a pitch for a 3rd shot. And excuse me, because I suck at math, but if one shot gives you zero protection and a second shot gives you zero protection how then does a 3rd shot miraculously give you 100% protection? Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (4fSQf) 512
you can easily get Omicron if you're vaxxed. Well done Fauci.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (bkUtD) It makes perfect evolutionary sense and is backed up by tons of experience with other viruses. Fauci knows so little science it is actually terrifying to listen to him speak. He sounds like a sixth grade "science" teacher. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (Q9lwr) 513
perhaps. but i, mudd is even more apropos.
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at January 10, 2022 06:07 PM (v3pYe) I like them both. Posted by: runner at January 10, 2022 06:09 PM (V13WU) 514
"Man Seeking Woman" has a pretty funny take on male sexbots
Posted by: Well at January 10, 2022 06:09 PM (TkcMJ) 515
A population of a few million will live like kings, free of the biological contaminant: us. They've got it all figured out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (a99MC) If they got it, they'd hate it. Nobody to do the things that make life good for them, nobody to lord over besides each other. Look at the Never Trumpers - they hate the fact that we no longer even pretend to care what they say. Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:09 PM (eoQWY) 516
Semi-Literate Thug: "Robots + artificial intelligence = we become surplus population."
I think the term you're looking for is "batteries". Posted by: I, Matrix at January 10, 2022 06:09 PM (aXxgO) 517
477 Quote Tweet Clay Travis @ClayTravis; 8h
The CDC director just said over 75% of "covid deaths" occurred in people with at least four comorbidities. Since Biden can't shut down covid, suddenly all this data is getting shared publicly. **** Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY) They've known this for HOW LONG? And they have let parts of this country lose their collective minds, rather than emphasizing this from the start. I'd better stop before I say something that will get me banned. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (SRRAx) 518
Instead of soft focus and hint at nude women, nudity is shown but the breasts and all are literally blacked out.
Posted by: Anna Puma Buy the Blu-Ray version! Posted by: whoever is making that show at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (P1f+c) 519
sex bots are a really bad idea
Yeah, it's gonna be super embarrassing asking the salesman to install the hardware/software package that makes it cry real tears when I shit on its chest. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (QU5/ ...... Huh. I didn't know you were German. Posted by: wth at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (v0R5T) 520
I'm looking at 12-string guitars.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 10, 2022 05:45 PM (44ww/) Just buy a sitar. To punish your ma. Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (+LOvG) 521
Ok, sure. It's a pitch for a 3rd shot. And excuse me, because I suck at math, but if one shot gives you zero protection and a second shot gives you zero protection how then does a 3rd shot miraculously give you 100% protection?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:08 PM (4fSQf) did they claim a third would do that, or just state that it is necessary without giving a reason? Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (eoQWY) 522
So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
--------- Here, with video: Tyler Carditis @TyCardon; 2h Pfizer CEO: "Two doses of the vaccine offers very limited protection, if any. 3 doses with a booster offer reasonable protection against hospitalization and deaths. Less protection against infection." https://twitter.com/TyCardon/status/ 1480640777281839106 [andy: And "...the daily vaccine will be available towards the end March." Let's see if he says he didn't mean ;daily; it's just being ESL and I meant something else.] Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 10, 2022 06:11 PM (UHVv4) 523
495 >>>So did the Pfizer CEO just admit that two shots of their miracle vaccine doesn't do shit, publicly??
Posted by: AlaBAMA Just read that. Vax doesn't work and you can easily get Omicron if you're vaxxed. Well done Fauci. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (bkUtD) And they stand in front of the Supreme Court and no one asks why they were incredibly wrong about two shots protecting you?? Why now three? Or four? It's so transparent it boggles the noggin this is even hard for some people to come to grips with. Money. Pure and simple. Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:11 PM (4fSQf) 524
Forgive me If I sound a bit irritable; I enjoy your posts, Traitor Joe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2022 06:00 PM (k49Sx) --------------- Feisty Posted by: Braenyard at January 10, 2022 06:11 PM (WSVNe) 525
A population of a few million will live like kings, free of the biological contaminant: us. They've got it all figured out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 10, 2022 06:05 PM (a99MC) It is the world of Zardoz Posted by: Kindltot at January 10, 2022 06:12 PM (ZMraq) 526
@505
Did that air on TV? I've seen shows in the past that have a "live TV" version that's censored. And then if you get the blu-ray, there's no censorship. Posted by: junior at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (XYhsO) 527
They've known this for HOW LONG?
And they have let parts of this country lose their collective minds, rather than emphasizing this from the start. I'd better stop before I say something that will get me banned. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 10, 2022 06:10 PM (SRRAx) Everyone has always known it, just as a good fraction of reports were politically motivated fraud, or fraud to get government money, or murder by Cuomo. Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (eoQWY) 528
I'm skipping straight to the 3rd shot, doc. CEO said the first two don't work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (4fSQf) Posted by: MikeN at January 10, 2022 06:13 PM (1KVt5) 530
WTF Sams only has pecan pies. The ones with nuts in them
Posted by: Senor Coffee at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (iSbhf) 531
Money. Pure and simple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 10, 2022 06:11 PM (4fSQf) It is rarely about the money. You give them too much credit. Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (eoQWY) 532
471 There have never been all that many Jews around but the western upper crust, leftist, communists, nazis, and islamists make do with what they have.
Posted by: Oldcat Nineteen Eighty Four only needed one Emmanuel Goldstein. And he didn't even need to be real. Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 10, 2022 06:03 PM (OssQ4) The demo-commies only needed one Donald Trump. Posted by: Eromero at January 10, 2022 06:14 PM (0OP+5) 533
The CDC director just said over 75% of "covid deaths" occurred in people with at least four comorbidities. Well now that's it's into the stratosphere they can start blaming victims to keep Joe from looking like the lamest excuse for a President in the nations history. My county? Now almost 20X the rate of last month. Death rate a tad high ~1.3 still so a mix of Delta and Omicron. Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at January 10, 2022 06:19 PM (dQvv7) 534
Fen, I love ya, but seriously, you don't have to give us a speech every time one of us is a degenerate that enjoys loveless sex. We get it, you aren't a fan of it.
Posted by: Broseidon at January 10, 2022 06:25 PM (KXr4R) 535
I thought we were talking about Ex Machina type robots.
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