Ted Cruz Calls January 6 Riots "A Violent Terrorist Attack on the Capitol"

Ohhh. So that's why so many of you guys always hated Ted Cruz and thought he was an inauthentic poser.


Apparently Ted Cruz thinks his core constituency is... NeverTrump. The people who hate him almost as much as Donald Trump, and who refused to rally around him to stop Trump, preferring Hillary Clinton over him.


Cruz recently told us that he was in the catbird seat to run for president, and would do so "in a heartbeat."


Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said he would "absolutely" consider running for president in 2024, arguing he was in a good position to win the race because he was the runner-up for the Republican nomination in 2016.

"Absolutely. In a heartbeat," Cruz told The Truth Gazette on Wednesday when asked whether he would consider a run in 2024. "There's a reason historically that the runner-up is almost always the next nominee."

And now... and now.


Yossi Gestetner
@YossiGestetner


The minute you call it a "violent terrorist attack on the capitol," you lose most of your standing when complaining about the DOJ, Dems and Media because they have diff views than you how to handle a "violent terrorist attack on the capitol."


Ted Cruz: "We are approaching a solemn anniversary this week. And it is an anniversary of a violent terrorist attack on the capitol."

"It is also worth asking ... What could have prevented the breach of the Capitol? What could have prevented the riot getting as far as it did?"


Cruz, the "fighter."

He called now Jan 6th "a violent terrorist attack on the capitol."

Hahaha.

GOP - Group of Putzes.

It's not @LeaderMcConnell or @GOPLeader. It's the fabric of the party.

He didn't mention BLM or the insurrection at the WH last year that forced a POTUS into the bunker and wounded 60 USSS staff.

The GOP is a systemic clown show.

Cruz accepts the narrative that lawmakers were about to be lynched despite the fact that many hundreds calmly walked in the Capitol taking selfies and not moving rope lines. It was mostly calm where PD was not at hand.

Bloodthirsty terrorists leaving things mostly neat? Haha.

It's very possible that Ted Cruz used this language to help bury Trump for 2024 since @tedcruz sees himself as next in line for the nomination. However, as 2008 and 2012 has shown, Dems always use former "bad" Republicans as a stick against current ones, for example:

Bush didn't show up to the 2008 convention (due to a hurricane, sure, totally), and was not a factor at the 2012 convention, but Obama/Biden used Bush against Romney.

Disowning fellow GOPs with Dem narratives harms GOPs.

Besides, Cruz is blamed by many Dems for 1/6/21.

But I'm sure AllahPundit and Bill Kristol will give him a second look now.


15 Gotta lose the primary to win the general ace. You just don't understand Jeb Cruz's strategy here.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

I guess his idea is that the Trump vote is owned by Trump and if, for some reason, Trump doesn't run, DeSantis owns it.

So he's making a new lane for himself of Not Trump. Like, for "moderates" or something.

Except those people loathe him.

Way to triangulate, Genius.

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 01:27 PM (LvTSG)

2 Yo

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 01:28 PM (mZUr4)

3 Antifa was there breaking windows and such. I wish he's talking about them sotto vocce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

4 Asshole.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 05, 2022 01:28 PM (SRRAx)

5 Good afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2022 01:28 PM (mD/uy)

6 Otters have been called

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (mZUr4)

7 Honestly, he's always been a POS. Sure he said a few things to rile up the base, but he's another GOP simp who curries the favor of the left.

Saw an article today which claimed one of the J6 "insurrectionists" is not getting his much needed meds in prison. Without the meds, the man may die, and no one from the GOP gives a shite.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (bkUtD)

8 FTC

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (1kZuj)

9 Ó what an a******

Posted by: Oddknot at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (TmH/G)

10 Oh FFS

Just like all the rest of them. Not just useless, but damaging

Posted by: squeakywheel at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (tW7e2)

11 Damn. And to think at one time I supported Cruz over Trump.
Suckered by the GOP again.

Posted by: Bosk at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (x6uUk)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

13 I don't think we should elect the guy whose dad killed Kennedy. Lyin' Ted has now removed his mask.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (B0mGw)

14 Are there any truly good GOP politicians from Texas. Certainly not Crenshaw or Cruz.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (bkUtD)

15 Gotta lose the primary to win the general ace. You just don't understand Jeb Cruz's strategy here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (z5Vrg)

16 So that's why you guys always hated Ted Cruz and thought he was an inauthentic poser.


==


some of us. other of us were all in on Cruz bandwagon and fought bitterly for his "good name".

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (V13WU)

17 Cruz is a shit head and a permissive parent. Fuck him. I hope he loses his Senate seat

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (ONvIw)

18 Has there ever been an actual insurrection where none of the insurrections were armed? I mean even in pre-gun days, they'd have pitch forks and shit.

Cruz needs to quit carrying the Left narrative. He should leave that for his more obvious fellow travelers like Crenshaw.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (DU+/6)

19 Oops. He's gonna regret that.

Better to find out now than later.

Posted by: cpurick at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (bwWDS)

20 I think it's time to send Cruz an email.

With 3 simple words.



YOU BLEW IT.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Ted...as someone who supported you, donated money to you, spoke up for you...go fuck yourself.

Fuck yourself dead.

You'll get nothing from me, forever and like it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (V6f9+)

22 Uniparty delanda est

Posted by: brak at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (LKPkQ)

23 So Cruz just handed his Senate seat to the Donks with this bullshit.

Posted by: Liberty at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (hq/LP)

24 DeSantis, Trump or stay home. That's 2024 for me.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

25 That's the Cruz we know and love.

Posted by: WiNO at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (c8cgO)

26 "It is also worth asking ... What could have prevented the breach of the Capitol? What could have prevented the riot getting as far as it did?"



Not unlocking the doors and waving everyone in.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (yQpMk)

27 >>> I don't think we should elect the guy whose dad killed Kennedy. Lyin' Ted has now removed his mask.
Posted by: squid_hunt


Once again, Trump was right.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (bkUtD)

28 Gotta differentiate against your closest political rivals. Cruz is so obvious in his being a cold-calculating politician, I basically can't even hold it against him. "I am a Ted Cruz. It's just in my nature."

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (dYe5S)

29 Feds planning an anniversary riot for tomorrow?

Posted by: BignJames at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (AwYPR)

30 Besides, Cruz is blamed by many Dems for 1/6/21.

He's sure that by saying this about Jan 6 that the dems will now like him -- a lot.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (AiZBA)

31 That's the Cruz we know and love.

Posted by: WiNO at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (c8cgO)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (SH2Zi)

32 Where was that fucker when BLM was rioting and when rioters tried to disrupt the Trump inauguration? Cheering them on. I will not vote for Ted and don't want his spawn in the WH.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (ONvIw)

33 Clownshow? Surely.

But the GOP is so much worse than that.

They are, in the main, an illegitimate political part properly understood and are not the solution to any of our problems.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (iDdon)

34 Cruz just pissed away the base. Including myself.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (o2MD2)

35 >>>DeSantis, Trump or stay home. That's 2024 for me.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


100%.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (bkUtD)

36 Kazakhstan has a real insurrection going on right now. They need to play the footage side by side.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (Y5qcH)

37 Not unlocking the doors and waving everyone in.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (yQpMk)
++++
Dat's crazy talk.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (DU+/6)

38 Once again, Trump was right.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:31 PM (bkUtD)


Damn straight.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (gmo/4)

39 Probably should listen to his kid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (BFigT)

40 Did I say i wanted to debate AOC? Sorry, I meant date AOC.

Posted by: Ted at January 05, 2022 01:33 PM (786Ro)

41 Honestly, he's always been a POS. Sure he said a few things to rile up the base, but he's another GOP simp who curries the favor of the left.

Saw an article today which claimed one of the J6 "insurrectionists" is not getting his much needed meds in prison. Without the meds, the man may die, and no one from the GOP gives a shite.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (bkUtD)

Just read your post.

I think MTG might care or do something, but I don't think she's GOP. She's an 'ette who got elected.

Someone should send that article to her office.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

42 I guess I could, I'm not one of her constituents but I could still send the article.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:33 PM (V6f9+)

43 OMG, remember when we wanted him on SCOTUS during Trump's presidency. Wow, we dodged a giant bullet.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:33 PM (bkUtD)

44 >>>DeSantis, Trump or stay home. That's 2024 for me.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

-----
Ric Grenell would also be an acceptable addition to a ticket.

Posted by: 496 at January 05, 2022 01:33 PM (VJsqe)

45 Willowed:

HUGE! Georgia Ballot Trafficking Whistleblower Admits to Making $45,000 for Stuffing Ballot Boxes Just One of 242 Traffickers HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of Ballots?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2022 01:19 PM (yrol0)

A highly unregulated process just rife for abuse impacting our national elections and Trump wasn't able to find a single trustworthy faction of the FBI to infiltrate this? Yet this same FBI can set up elaborate stings to nab six dopes they talked into "kidnapping" Whitmer.

This is why we continue to lose.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 01:29 PM (KbCG3)

Addendum: They also setup J6 and pulled it off with aplomb. Now Cruz gets his dog piling 15 minutes of shame. Fuck'em all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (KbCG3)

46 Exactly why I can't stand Cruz. Or Paul. Or any Senator who claims to be on our side.

Posted by: soulpile at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (hiX0r)

47 Never really liked Cruz mostly because of his voice and grand standing but now, I'm NeverCruz.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (iDcra)

48 I'm so sick of the grifters.
Are any GOP senators standing up for the 1/6 prisoners? If they don't, how can we beleive they'll stand up for any of us is the feds come after us?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (BJKQV)

49 Having your voters thrown in prison is tight.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

50 I have been telling you for years about this piece of shit.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (7jehr)

51 Is anybody, with any power on our side?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (BgMrQ)

52 I thought Woody Haralson's dad killed Kennedy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (Y5qcH)

53 Gotta lose the primary to win the general ace. You just don't understand Jeb Cruz's strategy here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (z5Vrg)

Stealing Jeb Cruz.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (SH2Zi)

54 As if I trusted Cruz before and am now disappointed.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (H8QX8)

55 36 Kazakhstan has a real insurrection going on right now.

==


Need help ? We have advisors...

Posted by: The Kremlin at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (V13WU)

56 Ted had his chance at the Presidency. He should go away. raise the kid, let Heid keep being the breadwinner at Goldman.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (ONvIw)

57 >>15 Gotta lose the primary to win the general ace. You just don't understand Jeb Cruz's strategy here.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

hahahaha

Posted by: ace at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (0G13K)

58 I'm disappointed with Cruz, but surprisingly not surprised.

Posted by: Saxinis Kion at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (dbdgv)

59 Kazakhstan has a real insurrection going on right now. They need to play the footage side by side.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (Y5qcH)

We could learn a lot from the Central 'stans, it seems

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (V6f9+)

60 Gotta win those independents by leaning left!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (bKdTl)

61 So I know this thread is going to be crap.

But I just wanted to say that there is some enjoyment in letting your bosses know that you have accepted a new job and are giving your #twoweeks.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (iIC0A)

62 I'm not willing to throw Cruz out just yet. He's too smart to be saying that stuff honestly. He's either turned or he's playing a role, and I don't know which.

Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (JioHo)

63 GOP = team mootdanga

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (UsZum)

64 Need help ? We have advisors...
Posted by: The Kremlin at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (V13WU)

More likely the CIA.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (Y5qcH)

65 Ohh, Ted. "Terrorist" is losing all its meaning by throwing it around -- like democrats do -- and associating it with 1/6. If you called it an angry mob? Okay. But calling it terrorism is just false, and does nothing but give credence to idiots like Liz Cheney and Chuck Schumer.

Way to stumble out the 2024 gate. Self-own.

Posted by: red speck at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (gS3OW)

66 Are there any truly good GOP politicians from Texas. Certainly not Crenshaw or Cruz.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (bkUtD)

Your question was a bit narrowly focused

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (mZUr4)

67 He is a Canadian after all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (bKdTl)

68 And, I'll never check a box with Cruz's name next to it ever again.

Now's your chance, Beto.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

69 > Where was that fucker when BLM was rioting and when rioters tried to disrupt the Trump inauguration? Cheering them on.

Those events didn't affect me personally.

Posted by: T Cruz at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (YYlyE)

70 BLM was "riots", 1/6 was trespassing like the people who trespassed when Kav hearings were happening.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (ONvIw)

71 Cruz was always a bit slimy. Wishy-washy.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (V13WU)

72 And "Poof!", there goes Ted's credibility.

Very disappointing. You really can't trust anybody these days.

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (njExo)

73 I have been telling you for years about this piece of shit.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (7jehr)

For people who noticed Jeb Cruz throwing people's right of free assembly under the bus, because BADORANGEMAN, this is no surprise. Disappointing, sure. But hardly a surprise.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (SH2Zi)

74 Ted's good for Texas.
He can stay there.

Posted by: Bosk at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (x6uUk)

75 Stand by for "What Mr Cruz meant was..."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (bKdTl)

76 But I'm sure AllahPundit and Bill Kristol will give him a second look now.

***

"It moved!"
- AllahPundit

"Tarquin! Readjust my trousers!"
- Bill Kristol

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (W3VUu)

77 But I just wanted to say that there is some enjoyment in letting your bosses know that you have accepted a new job and are giving your #twoweeks.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (iIC0A)

Congrats, not bad for a dead man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (V6f9+)

78 Ted Cruz isn't wrong. It WAS a violent terrorist attack. An attack by the FBI and fat slovenly rent-a-cop Capitol Police.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

79 Ted Cruz Calls January 6 Riots "A Violent Terrorist Attack on the Capitol"

Cross him off, then!

Posted by: Rachel Phelps at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (EughT)

80 ToasT-ed

Posted by: Revenant at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (ydlAE)

81 But I'm sure AllahPundit and Bill Kristol will give him a second look now.


He better hope they do. Because he's dead to me.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (uXonU)

82 His daughter dissed her dad's views on Tik Tok.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

83 62 I'm not willing to throw Cruz out just yet. He's too smart to be saying that stuff honestly. He's either turned or he's playing a role, and I don't know which.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (JioHo)

Heh. The man just committed political suicide, and you want to scrape his brains off the ceiling and stuff them back in his skull?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (o2MD2)

84 49 Having your voters thrown in prison is tight.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

Won't it be kind of hard to piss off your entire political base in a single sentence, while simultaneously giving aid and comfort to an enemy that has essentially accused you of attempted murder?

Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (KbCG3)

85 "We are approaching a solemn anniversary this week. And it is an anniversary of a violent terrorist attack by the FBI on the capitol."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (Mtn20)

86 62 I'm not willing to throw Cruz out just yet. He's too smart to be saying that stuff honestly. He's either turned or he's playing a role, and I don't know which.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (JioHo)

I don't care which. I'll write in Mr. O' Spades

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (ONvIw)

87 The GOP is a poker hand with three trash cards and a pair of twos. What do you hold?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (uhPTO)

88 But I just wanted to say that there is some enjoyment in letting your bosses know that you have accepted a new job and are giving your #twoweeks.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (iIC0A)


Congratulations! Praying that I will get that opportunity in 2022.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (Ez6QX)

89 This isn't the first time he has called it that. This is his belief, not a mis-speak.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (bKdTl)

90 Now I think I understand how Julius Caesar felt when Brutus stabbed him in the back. For the republic eh Crutus?

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (T/vhV)

91 More likely the CIA.

===

well, somebody. you don't start a riot and make government resign without solid backup... then our friend China is right over there ->

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (V13WU)

92 Ted's good for Texas.
He can stay there.
Posted by: Bosk


Fuck him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (uXonU)

93 13 I don't think we should elect the guy whose dad killed Kennedy. Lyin' Ted has now removed his mask.
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (B0mGw)

-----

Canadian too!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (eMEkg)

94 Wasn't it Lying Ted?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (IDhUW)

95 He is a Canadian after all.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (bKdTl)

I've never been to Canada. But Canada is total garbage. I don't even know why anyone would even be born there.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)

96 This is something Trump would never do. He never joined the MSM/Dem dogpile onto conservative groups. He never "distanced himself" from groups just because the MSM said they were bad people. It got him in trouble during his first campaign, but it also got him the loyalty of millions of conservatives.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (BJKQV)

97 5 >>>DeSantis, Trump or stay home. That's 2024 for me.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


100%.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (bkUtD)

This X 1000. I wanted Trump to stay out of 2024, and just be the kingmaker. I still like the idea but if he runs and pulls DeSantis as his VP, I think he will win. And the libs heads exploding, the tears and wailing will be sweet music to my ears.

Posted by: megthered at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (sfWd9)

98 82 His daughter dissed her dad's views on Tik Tok.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

He probably disses his own views over the dinner table.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (ONvIw)

99 I love being made to feel the idiot for having believed in you Crutus.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (T/vhV)

100 I think the butt selfies, bikini pics, and the flirting with libs his daughter has been posting on social media got to him.

Posted by: brak at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (LKPkQ)

101 Is anybody, with any power on our side?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (BgMrQ)


No. Sucks, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (Ez6QX)

102 >>>Ric Grenell would also be an acceptable addition to a ticket.
Posted by: 496


Meh, maybe, he fully supported that bitch who backstabbed Trump who went to CNN. Alyssa Farah.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (bkUtD)

103 wow, never thought he would go that stupid. I always wonder who hires the pr consultants for the repubs, and it appears to be the democrats.

Uniparty en Munchenhausen! *



*I made that up, I have no idea if it means anything in actual German.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (coYBh)

104 I think Cruz blows with the wind.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (yrol0)

105 46 Exactly why I can't stand Cruz. Or Paul. Or any Senator who claims to be on our side.
Posted by: soulpile at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (hiX0r)


You talkin' Paul Ryan or Rand Paul?

If Rand -- oh, dear, now what has he done? Or is it that so far he seems to be all talk and no action. What action can he take that he's not taking?

Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (t62xj)

106 62 I'm not willing to throw Cruz out just yet. He's too smart to be saying that stuff honestly. He's either turned or he's playing a role, and I don't know which.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:35 PM (JioHo)

Honestly, fuck this shit. Cruz should've come out and demanded to know why Pelosi denied the requested backup. He should be asking to know who Ray Epps really is. He should be asking a ton of questions about why the Capitol was so easy to "breach", why cops were beating Trump supporters in that tunnel.

Fuck him.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

107 47 Never really liked Cruz mostly because of his voice and grand standing but now, I'm NeverCruz.

Not to mention the weird religion and crappy movies.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (Dad7I)

108 Hugh Hewitt approves.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (TNyrE)

109 94 Wasn't it Lying Ted?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (IDhUW)

Score another point for Trump, it IS Lying Ted.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (ONvIw)

110 His daughter dissed her dad's views on Tik Tok.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Maybe this is the view she disagrees with. Maybe his daughter knows it was an op between the DoJ, Capitol police and antifa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (bKdTl)

111 I've never been to Canada. But Canada is total garbage. I don't even know why anyone would even be born there.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)


LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (Ez6QX)

112 I think Cruz blows with the wind.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (yrol0)



Oh, he blows alright....

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

113 3 Antifa was there breaking windows and such. I wish he's talking about them sotto vocce.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 05, 2022 01:28 PM (LvTSG)
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He's pulling a straddle when he should be taking a side. Not a good look.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (CvHge)

114 Cruz seems to be one of maybe about three GOPers who makes noises about the threat of leftist tech billionaires. He's also good for the occasional soundbite.

I hate that that puts him above most of the rest of them because he clearly isn't trustworthy and his gut instincts seem to be wrong most of the time.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (YYlyE)

115 74 Ted's good for Texas.
He can stay there.
Posted by: Bosk at January 05, 2022 01:36 PM (x6uUk)

Yes, he's actually a decent US Senator. Hell, his competition is John Cornyn and Beto O'Roarke. I've never voted for him, and he would not get my vote in a primary for POTUS. He's still better than Mitt Romney, for whom I never voted either.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (KdwxG)

116 Positioning against Trump is not a good (or smart) reason to attack *your own voters*.

Cruz has been broadcasting what he is on a 50,000 watt clear channel for a long time now.

FFS he couldn't be more forthright about what he thinks of you/us if he donned a Megyn Kelly wig and danced naked to tapes of BLM riots while singing I Touch Myself.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (7jehr)

117 Ted Cruz is not a wartime consigliere.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (njfCw)

118 100 I think the butt selfies, bikini pics, and the flirting with libs his daughter has been posting on social media got to him.
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (LKPkQ)

-------

Never let your daughter go full Claudia Conway.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (ptqGC)

119 Why were the virtually impenetrable doors unlocked and kept open throughout the day, Ted?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (pNvX6)

120 I think the butt selfies, bikini pics, and the flirting with libs his daughter has been posting on social media got to him.
Posted by: brak at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (LKPkQ)
++++
She's a minor. He can take away her phone and computer and close her social media accounts. Which he probably should, just on general principle. Social media is a sewer and extremely toxic, especially for kids.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (DU+/6)

121 $$$

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (0jZnq)

122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)

123 The only way for the GOP to win is to suppress turnout of their base.

That way they can keep claiming to be the solution, once they finally get into power. Which will not happen. And they keep getting the checks from Big Tech and China to fold.

As Ace has said for years with failure theater - their goal is to lose.
Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (UsZum)

124 If Cruz becomes the GOP nominee does he think he won't be labeled "terrorists" or "bigot" or "tax cheat" or whatever by these same groups that call the 1/6 protesters "terrorists?" Why lend them any credibility now? Why try to appease them?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (BJKQV)

125 Cruz will never be President. Ever. I supported Trump early because I was convinced even then that Cruz - along with Rubio - was a non-starter, and that only Trump had a chance to win. I didn't know what he'd do, and was prepared for a RINO squish, but he was still better than Hillarhoid, and the only potential nominee who had any chance at all of pulling off a victory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (YhzyV)

126 Cruz unmasked himself back in 2014/5 with the "soccer balls and teddy bears to illegals" debacle.

Haven't trusted him since.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)

127 This just reaffirms how much he and the GOP hate Trump, how this incident represents an indirect channel for their hatred -- and similarly how hostage they are to the mainstream and how tone-deaf they are to their own political interests (i.e. that Trump's base is what they need to succeed).

They cannot possibly admit any sympathy or confer any legitimacy to Trump's rally or his supporters.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

128 This is something Trump would never do. He never joined the MSM/Dem dogpile onto conservative groups. He never "distanced himself" from groups just because the MSM said they were bad people. It got him in trouble during his first campaign, but it also got him the loyalty of millions of conservatives.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (BJKQV)


^^This^^. Cruz is so smart and sophisticated that he has adopted the left's language and "narrative". The guy's a friggin genius and rock solid conservative.

Satan Smiles.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (AiZBA)

129 If Rand -- oh, dear, now what has he done? Or is it that so far he seems to be all talk and no action. What action can he take that he's not taking?
Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (t62xj)

Rand supports increasing visa workers. Talk Americans out of jobs with stimulus and the need to stay home with "virtual learners", then replace them with foreigners. We have no "side" in DC. Trump was it.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (ONvIw)

130 I've never been to Canada. But Canada is total garbage. I don't even know why anyone would even be born there.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (SH2Zi)

Well, when the momma Canadian and the daddy Canadian love each other very much they come together and make a baby Canadian.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (Y5qcH)

131 Willowed(as usual)
Who paid the ballot harvester? That is the only question. Follow the money and put them in jail or bankrupt them by fining them for breaking the law. Who paid the ballot harvester? Who paid Ruby and her daughter for double counting ballots? Not one Democrat did any ofthis fraud without getting paid. Follow the money.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (Y+l9t)

132 Dan Crenshaw and Cruz need to do one of those buddy movies where they travel around having all kinds of hilarious adventures and then they drive a car off a cliff with them in it.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (W3VUu)

133 He always came off as a slimy used-car salesman to me. Watch the video of he and his family campaigning with Carly F. Carly falls, he sees it, but keeps shaking hands. Mrs. Cruz though tries to help the woman. Ted is a weasel.

Posted by: Baldy at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (SNxyW)

134 Ted's appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (m/Gc2)

135 I thought Woody Haralson's dad killed Kennedy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (Y5qcH)


Woody Harrelson's dad, Charles Harrelson, was convicted for the 1979 killing of federal judge John H. Wood Jr. and died in prison in 2007.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (ZSK0i)

136 Not to mention the weird religion and crappy movies.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 05, 2022 01:39 PM (Dad7I)



He was good in those Mission Impossible movies.

Insurrection Day ( 2020 ) not so much.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (yQpMk)

137 idk, but Cruz met his wife in the Bush campaign (1999?) ... and DeepState went to Cruz as 2016 election approached. And they got his wife the job with Goldman Sachs, also on the IMF (or its committees?)

Of course Trump kept a lot of DeepStaters around, and kept picking key people that opposed his main policies, especially on border control. But Trump at least kept most of his narrative alive (on China and borders) ... seems like an unforced error by Cruz, unless he is cutting dirty deals for such a statement against the deplorables.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (Cus5s)

138 78 Ted Cruz isn't wrong. It WAS a violent terrorist attack. An attack by the FBI and fat slovenly rent-a-cop Capitol Police.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (iFTx/)


Yeah. Is that what he meant?

Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (t62xj)

139 Kazakhstan has a real insurrection going on right now.


Kazakhstan was where the Soviets built the world's largest city and factory dedicated exclusively to the production and testing of offensive biological weapons. The Soviet doctrine was to use biological weapons in tandem with nuclear weapons in WW3 against the U.S.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

140 I'm 1/8th Canuck.

I denounce 1/8th of myself.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (njfCw)

141 Yeah. Is that what he meant?
Posted by: Emmie at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (t62xj)
++++
No.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (DU+/6)

142 @96
>>This is something Trump would never do. He never joined the MSM/Dem dogpile onto conservative groups. He never "distanced himself" from groups just because the MSM said they were bad people.

Ah but there is a difference, Trump was a self made man with FU money and was owned by no-one, which is why he was eliminated, a person who is not owned is not controllable.

Ted "The Smarmy Canadian" is wholly owned by his paymasters and will do and say whatever it will take to fund the next election run.

It's too bad really, but there it is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (iDdon)

143 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)

DeSantis has stood strong during a time when it would be very easy to back down. I cannot imagine what he could do to undermine what he has earned throughout this Covid bullshit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

144 Can't wait to rip up my ballot this year.

Same in 24.

Posted by: I Mean at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (8tRR7)

145 102 >>>Ric Grenell would also be an acceptable addition to a ticket.
Posted by: 496
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Grenell lost me when he used his prominence to push ghey. Not one vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (CvHge)

146 It's the fabric of the party.
==
Uniparty.

Exhibit 12 bizzillion.

Posted by: a broken record at January 05, 2022 01:43 PM (OOiT3)

147 He's pretty much been saying this for the past year, if not being completely silent on the issue. Just because he occasionally Chihuahua barks like Trey Gowdy doesn't mean jack. The best we can get from him is center left. They all need to go - or continue to prove they're with us.

So that's what, Rep Marjorie Taylor Green and maybe Sen Rand Paul? Anybody else? Enough to count on one hand?

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (wAnMi)

148 Who paid the ballot harvester?


Zuckerburg. This is known.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (bKdTl)

149 Is this to pacify his whiny teenage daughter? "Look, Honey, Daddy's on the same side as your D heroes!"

Just read about one of the Marine vets in the DC Gulag. That's where the brutal terrorism is taking place.

Posted by: EveR at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (MUpk6)

150 Sad. No walking this back either. Toast.
Sorry I supported him in those primaries, glad I -reluctantly at the time- voted for DJT

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (DB16e)

151 5 >>>DeSantis, Trump or stay home. That's 2024 for me.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


100%.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:32 PM (bkUtD)

This X 1000. I wanted Trump to stay out of 2024, and just be the kingmaker. I still like the idea but if he runs and pulls DeSantis as his VP, I think he will win. And the libs heads exploding, the tears and wailing will be sweet music to my ears.
Posted by: megthered at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (sfWd9)
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Count me in, too. 100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (YhzyV)

152 87 The GOP is a poker hand with three trash cards and a pair of twos. What do you hold?
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (uhPTO)

Go FISH...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (BgMrQ)

153 138 If he meant that he should have said that. He didn't

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

154 Ted's appeal is becoming more selective.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (m/Gc2)

I'm just here for the puppet show.

Posted by: Guy at a Cruz Rally at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (uhPTO)

155 Ted, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse)

156 143 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
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Completely awful is human nature.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (CvHge)

157 My shit list is now longer than Squire Dannaher's in "The Quiet Man".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (lz5hY)

158 114 Cruz seems to be one of maybe about three GOPers who makes noises about the threat of leftist tech billionaires. He's also good for the occasional soundbite.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (YYlyE)

In other words, he says things that get Texas Republicans voting and donating. But where are the results? I'm so sick of podcasts and speeches and Fox News sound bites and hearings that go nowhere and think tanks and books and all the BS.
Words, words, words. I'm so sick of words.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (BJKQV)

159 Cruz is often called smart. But a basic lesson of modern politics is the fascist Democrats NEVER accept Republicans mouthing their slogans or any other sort of compromise. Cruz should know that if he is intelligent, or even if he isn't by now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (Mtn20)

160
Zuckerburg. This is known.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (bKdTl)

True

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (ONvIw)

161 The realization begins to dawn on people that there really is no political solution for our side anymore.

Good. We've been nice. Now it's time not to be nice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (BFigT)

162 McCain and his fat boobed daughter
Romney
Ryan
Bush(s)
Crenshaw
Cruz

---------

Eff them all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (DcKNO)

163 Never trust a senator. The senate is one of the worst parts of our federal system. It reeks of uniparty privilege and corruption.

Posted by: brak at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (LKPkQ)

164 Yeah. Is that what he meant?

*

Ted is still controlled by the Chamber of Commerce. Remember when Trump was trying to stop illegal aliens crossing the border and Ted made a big public display of how that's not who we are because reasons?

He's still that guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (pNvX6)

165 43 OMG, remember when we wanted him on SCOTUS during Trump's presidency. Wow, we dodged a giant bullet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 05, 2022 01:33 PM (bkUtD)

Who is "we?" I think the confirmation hearings would have been entertaining, but I certainly never wanted the guy on SCOTUS. That said, he's still probably top 10% in terms of useful GOP Senators. It's where he belongs, and where he should stay.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (KdwxG)

166 I voted for the asshole Cruz in the prez primary because I thought Trump acted and sounded like a charlatan.

The more I listen to Cruz now, the more he comes off as the charlatan.

How wrong I was...

Posted by: Dansgirls at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (BcJdL)

167 Ted Cruz Calls January 6 Riots "A Violent Terrorist Attack on the Capitol"

Anyone ask him about the Kavanaugh Hearings Insurrection or the Trump Inauguration Insurrection?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (ESjRY)

168 I guess this means Cruz is just another piece of Controlled Opposition.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain: Dandolo Did Nothing Wrong at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (vqAD1)

169
Zuckerburg. This is known.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:44 PM (bKdTl)

Zuck wanted to "fortify" the vote by adding artificial additives.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (ONvIw)

170 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ

Agree. And it'll be ugly.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (Fs5vw)

171 Ted Cruz isn't wrong. It WAS a violent terrorist attack. An attack by the FBI and fat slovenly rent-a-cop Capitol Police.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

Until they arrest and charge all the players who were mysteriously left out arrests and no-knock raids, I won't believe a word of the establishment propaganda about a terrorist attack. The only proven domestic terrorists are the feds who terrorized peoples children for the crime of petitioning for redress of legitimate grievances.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (SH2Zi)

172 Republicans with any self-respect ought only open their mouths on January 6 to condemn the Garland Archipelago and demand the release of Jan 6 political prisoners.

Go on offense, you dimwitted twerps.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (Mtn20)

173 168. Cruz is dead to me.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (ONvIw)

174 When Teddy finally figures out what a galactic fubar he made it will be fun to see him try to walk it back. Like stuffing an elephant into a toothpaste tube.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (o2MD2)

175 Ted has to appease the left so they leave his daughter alone. Or maybe he is pulling a BoJo and will go full marxist so that he and his daughter don't have any disagreement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (bKdTl)

176 I'm going to write a strongly worded letter to him.

Actually, I lied. Like him.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 01:47 PM (3YsLJ)

177 Oh, he blows alright....
Posted by: Sponge


he's doing it wrong

Posted by: Kumala at January 05, 2022 01:47 PM (IJES/)

178 And boy howdy is it going to hurt.

This is why I no longer put politicians on pedestals. I only support them if they are useful to me, I have finally learned from the beatings.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 01:47 PM (coYBh)

179 And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)


They have to. I guess it depends on how intentional it is. I remember when McLintock stabbed us in the back 20 years ago was my final "politicians gonna politic" moment. None can be fully trusted and at best it's a tenuous truce.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 01:47 PM (wAnMi)

180 What an annhole.

Posted by: crushing antagonist at January 05, 2022 01:47 PM (gUBP8)

181 I want my $500 back that I donated to that inauthentic asshat in 2016 before Trump beat his ass like a rented drug mule.

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (0iRrz)

182 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)
********
This is true. Even Trump pisses me off sometimes, but then I look at his overall job and policies and prioritize those. I have accepted and come to the realization that I will never be happy with a politician 100%.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (NpAcC)

183 You might want to consider that just as no one cares about the Jan. 6 riots as much as Online Dems and NeverTrumps do. No one cares about plight of Jan. 6 rioters as much Online Conservatives and ForeverTrumps.

Ted Cruz will not be losing any Texas primaries over this.

Ted Cruz also will not be losing any GOP presidential primaries over this ... because he was going to be losing those anyways because most people just can't stand him.

Posted by: Match Checksout at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (dYe5S)

184 This X 1000. I wanted Trump to stay out of 2024, and just be the kingmaker. I still like the idea but if he runs and pulls DeSantis as his VP, I think he will win. And the libs heads exploding, the tears and wailing will be sweet music to my ears.
Posted by: megthered at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (sfWd9)

If Trump is more patriotic than egotistical, he will stay out and play the kingmaker. We'll find out soon enough.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (KdwxG)

185 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ
====================
I hate to say it but this is really smart and I am already curling into a fetal ball of pain.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (Mtn20)

186 Hey, Ace, I told you this while you were still supporting Cruz over Trump. Jeebus. Cubans will always Cuban.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (n+GXa)

187 Wrote Cruz off with the GB teddy bears at the border stunt. Regardless of policy, anybody that politically tone deaf is a liability.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (VbI7r)

188 So by extension of the Cruz narrative, the people rotting in DC jails are terrorists and deserve their fate. Very disappointed in Ted that he sees American citizens as politically expendable.

Posted by: 7man at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (qwO6y)

189
As Ace has said for years with failure theater - their goal is to lose.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest


The Washington Generals always lose but they still get a paycheck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

190 Uggggghhhhh. And he was my first choice in 2016. Thank God Trump beat him!!
He's disqualified himself permanently, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (bvp+i)

191 Or when he blamed the Americans who'd bothered getting permits to peacefully march for the violence in Charlottesville.

None of this is surprising if you pay attention to him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (pNvX6)

192 In 2016 there was one issue - immigration.

in 2020 there was no problem. Trump was the only choice.

in 2024 there is one issue - Trump's legitimacy and 1/6. Denounce Trump and lose all support.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (UsZum)

193 When Teddy finally figures out what a galactic fubar he made it will be fun to see him try to walk it back. Like stuffing an elephant into a toothpaste tube.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 01:46 PM (o2MD2)


politically speaking, he's fucked this chicken on live tv while wearing assless chaps, spurs, and strap on tittys

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (IJES/)

194 If trump was right anout lyin' ted, was he also right about Ted's dad?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (bKdTl)

195 52 I thought Woody Haralson's dad killed Kennedy.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM (Y5qcH)

Nah, that was you and me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (II3Gr)

196 Tucker should get this slimy prick on his show and ask him why if it was such a violent riot that day that the only law enforcement officer present who felt the need to discharge his firearm was a black guy shooting an unarmed white woman veteran at point blank range.

As I will continue to keep saying, the problem with having the GOP on your side is that you have the GOP on your side.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (W3VUu)

197 "You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature."

I think they require a penance prior to giving them a nod. Like when Pence rejected the Religious Rights bill in Indiana right before becoming VP. It's an obedience test.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (B0mGw)

198 @173

>>Cruz is dead to me.

He's a Weasel, but even Weasel's can be useful.

Just understand the nature of what he is and act and plan accordingly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (iDdon)

199 I think there are some issues that shouldn't be compromised on.

Someone should make a list.

Destruction of history ~ Haley
Destruction of science ~ Noem
Political prisoners ~ Cruz

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (IDhUW)

200 by extension of the Cruz narrative, the people rotting in DC jails are terrorists and deserve their fate

*

Local trespassing charges.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (pNvX6)

201 I really don;t understand. First Crenshaw and now Cruz. Have they no idea who their consituencies are?
the thing about DeSantis is that he actually does dtuff. He not only talks, he takes action. He is actually smart. Not fake smart, really smart.
Because I can;t move to Florida just now, I really hope he runs and brings back sanity.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (Y+l9t)

202 Let's go all in and nationalize elections! /sarc

Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (VQp1G)

203 >>>That said, he's still probably top 10% in terms of useful GOP Senators. It's where he belongs, and where he should stay.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (KdwxG)
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Yeah, I think after Trump was elected he got with the program.

Right now, it's a free for all.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (CvHge)

204 >> 19 Oops. He's gonna regret that

It's like watching someone slip and fall face first into a pile of elephant dung.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (uWF4x)

205 This just reaffirms how much he and the GOP hate Trump, how this incident represents an indirect channel for their hatred -- and similarly how hostage they are to the mainstream and how tone-deaf they are to their own political interests (i.e. that Trump's base is what they need to succeed).

They cannot possibly admit any sympathy or confer any legitimacy to Trump's rally or his supporters.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2022 01:41 PM (H8QX

They hate Trump because they hate *us*. Hate. Ted Cruz thinks you're an idiot. He fucking hates you and loves only himself. Figure it out.

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (7jehr)

206 This glistening girl doing stretches in her underwear is not only borderline NSFW, she thinks Ted Cruz needs to get his damn head in the game:
https://is.gd/ZFZmcv

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

207 Woody Harrelson's dad, Charles Harrelson, was convicted for the 1979 killing of federal judge John H. Wood Jr. and died in prison in 2007.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 05, 2022 01:42 PM (ZSK0i)

How many Woods could a Woody's dad whack if a Woody's dad could whack Woods?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (6FeV1)

208 Supported him for 2016 but kept him at arms length for a reason. This is it.

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (0jZnq)

209 really don;t understand. First Crenshaw and now Cruz. Have they no idea who their consituencies are?

*

They 100% do.

Hint : it's not conservative voters

Posted by: Moron Robbie - no significant difference in ability to spread or catch regardless of vax status at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (pNvX6)

210 He's a Weasel, but even Weasel's can be useful.

Just understand the nature of what he is and act and plan accordingly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (iDdon)

Don't insult weasels. I will plan to never vote for him and not give him a penny.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (ONvIw)

211 161 The realization begins to dawn on people that there really is no political solution for our side anymore.

Good. We've been nice. Now it's time not to be nice.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2022 01:45 PM (BFigT)

Oooh good, Roadhouse Rules!

Posted by: Zombie John Dalton at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (BgMrQ)

212 Ted! How could you?! You can join Cornyn, Crenshaw, Abbott, Sydney, Jugdish, and Clayton on the loser's couch. I'm sure you'll have plenty in common to talk about. Be sure to help yourself to the punch and cookies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (4I/2K)

213 Ted loves him some twitter. He's a big fan of all of the enemy's pedestals. He'll say whatever he thinks will keep himself up there. He's a narcissist.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (/c1QV)

214 It was a terrorist attack.

It was not Trump supporters who initiated the attack.

It was the deepstate that attacked.

Posted by: astonerii at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (VcZlJ)

215 You know how I know that Jan. 6th was a mere demonstration and is blown out of all reasonable proportion? Nothing was set on fire or burned to the ground. One year later, it's still a hoax.

Wake me up when DC is burned to the ground, then I might consider your bogus claims of insurrection.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (r0ADi)

216 He's right... But the "players" AKA "terrorists" were not Trump voters.. At least the majority weren't ... They were FBI plants and Antifa types...Fuck off Ted....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (TdaKq)

217 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ
===============
We must learn to forget the occasional lapse in judgement!

Posted by: Kristi Noem's zombie political career at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (Mtn20)

218 Stop. DeSantis already said he's not running for President in 2024. His wife has cancer, Florida needs him and he's got little kids.

If it's not Trump it won't be DeSantis. We're screwed.

But I live in Florida so I'm pretty happy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (DcKNO)

219 OT (sorta)
This is a good (short) read: The Great Divorce
https://www.takimag.com/ article/the-great-divorce/

(remove space before "article")

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (wAnMi)

220 Some twit over at American Greatness pissing all over our only option at this point. https://bit.ly/3JN6RYA

His solution? Conservatives should be better at politics. Apparently Mr. Braddock does not understand that politics is the end state - conservatives need a National Divorce to build a new school system, media infrastructure, entertainment complex, medical system. If you leave all of these permanently in the hands of the Left, occasional control of the political levers does not matter.

Posted by: motionview (prep train organize) at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (+W8+H)

221 They hate Trump because they hate *us*. Hate. Ted Cruz thinks you're an idiot. He fucking hates you and loves only himself. Figure it out.
Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (7jehr)

Get to the top of the mountain by saying what the rubes want to hear.... it's not about the rubes. It's about the mountain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (6FeV1)

222 Good analogy for me & Ted Cruz vs. Kat Hepburn & Meryl Streep (in nick). Ted is calculating to say the least.

Posted by: Baldy at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (SNxyW)

223 The 2024 GOP field is likely to be hot garbage.

Who's out there right now?

The R's historically don't have the new hot guy like the D's do.

Could Cruz take it?

I wouldn't say it's that far fetched.

Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (/JJ3i)

224 "It was a terrorist attack. It was not Trump supporters who initiated the attack. It was the deepstate that attacked."

Let his PR people write his retraction. We don't have to provide it.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (B0mGw)

225 @210

>>Don't insult weasels. I will plan to never vote for him and not give him a penny.

Fair enough, I don't know who would replace him in Texas but if it's Beto or similar, then that would be a downgrade.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (iDdon)

226 Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

https://tinyurl.com/mv39unpt

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)

227 Next we're gonna find out he sucks cock at the same bathhouse B+try frequents.

It's just like Rome.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (3YsLJ)

228 What amazes me is that Cruz could have just shut up... instead of pissing off the Trump wing of the Repub party.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (oHd/0)

229 Yeah, I think after Trump was elected he got with the program. ...
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (CvHge)
++++
To Cruz's credit, he's the only major candidate that did. The deal is that if the party supports you, you support the nominee. They all signed that contract with the RNC that they would back the candidate. Many of them didn't do so, and Cruz is the only one I know of that made anything more than a desultory technical effort. He hit the bricks, manned phone banks, sent letters to his supporters, etc. He held up his end of the bargain.

Doesn't make him right on this and it doesn't mean that getting this so very wrong and also so vocally doesn't put a cloud over him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (DU+/6)

230 It's a long time until 2024.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (63Dwl)

231 Now it makes sense how Beto almost beat him in 2018.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (O6DoG)

232 >>>>
politically speaking, he's fucked this chicken on live tv while wearing assless chaps, spurs, and strap on tittys

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (IJES/)
----------

Ha!

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (CvHge)

233 Blago hardest hit.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (UHVv4)

234 Congrats Teddy, you will be a star of Dem commercials.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (coYBh)

235 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (r1z5A)

236 "What amazes me is that Cruz could have just shut up... instead of pissing off the Trump wing of the Repub party."

Especially this week when the Dems have an obvious op going.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (B0mGw)

237 #NeverCruz

Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (0TVNF)

238 Just like Dan Crenshaw, Ted Cruz has no idea what normal people think. They're just feed a narrative by Ben Shapiro and his crew of idiots and that's all the thinking they do.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (4thlk)

239 My guess is that he met with his people about strategizing the primary. His people had met with the big donors, and the first topic was funding.

The big donors who run things made it clear that there was no support for a candidate who did not denounce 1/6.

This is always the problem - the backroom deals define the candidate. This is exactly what Trump avoided, and why they had to fight so hard to destroy him. He took the power from the fucktards and gave it back to the voters. (and his ego)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (UsZum)

240 199 I think there are some issues that shouldn't be compromised on.

Someone should make a list.

Destruction of history ~ Haley
Destruction of science ~ Noem
Political prisoners ~ Cruz
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 01:49 PM (IDhUW)
-----------------
Yep. Look on the bright side: we now know that this crew is damaged goods. Bad news early is good news.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (YhzyV)

241 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!
Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (r1z5A)
++++
Strap-on dildo with a sandpaper condom and a whip.

Unless you're not playing the state, of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (DU+/6)

242 The thing that pisses me off most about Cruz - he can call 1/6 whatever the fuck he wants.

There's still American citizens who are being denied their due rights. This is straight up constitutional. They're rotting in prisons right now, in this country. Something I never thought I'd see in my lifetime.

IF they're so bad, IF they were trying to remove the government with flags and selfie sticks, then give them a trial and PROVE IT. You'd think even the left would want that.

If it was real that is.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (wAnMi)

243 The game is over, folks.

Go home and get a life.

You are wasting your time with the GOP.

------

Yes. Your time is better spent on your own life and times. None of this matters. Voting for these people will change nothing. And it perpetuates the Uniparty scam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (hQ23g)

244 223 The 2024 GOP field is likely to be hot garbage.

Who's out there right now?

The R's historically don't have the new hot guy like the D's do.

Could Cruz take it?

I wouldn't say it's that far fetched.
Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (/JJ3i)
--
The GOP 2024 field is likely to be: (1) Either Trump or DeSantis, and; (2) hot garbage.

Posted by: Revenant at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (ydlAE)

245 I actually voted for this fucker once.

I realized the error of my ways when he passed out teddy bears at the border with Glenn Beck.

He's an idiot.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (sWM8x)

246 A Leprechaun will always show its spots.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (p1wFg)

247 It was a terrorist attack.

It was not Trump supporters who initiated the attack.

It was the deepstate that attacked.
Posted by: astonerii at January 05, 2022 01:51 PM (VcZlJ)

Bullshit. A Terrorist attack would have involved weapons or explosives.

This was at WORST a Riot. Using the Dem talking point language, is a flat out lie.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (oHd/0)

248 Sharon, Crenshaw has been a uniparty guy for years. Cruz, not obviously so much. I admit I am mystified by this comment, but I ascribe it him thinking he has to say shit like this to be President. He does not realize just the opposite is true.

Posted by: Kristi Noem's zombie political career at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (Mtn20)

249 I wanted to vote for Cruz
Despite drinking all of that booze
But I know he is a cuck
and a total sellout fuck
The guy is a total snooze

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (M+Lyo)

250 I guess he's back to being Lyin' Ted?

Posted by: Cory C at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (qGmNd)

251 A Leprechaun will always show its spots.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (p1wFg)
++++
Ireland still has a chicken pox problem?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (DU+/6)

252 Too little, too late for Cruz. He was arguing against certifying the election, so was part of Trump's coup. He can sit in the cell next to his orange buddy.

Posted by: Sid at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (jE55t)

253 Fuck you Ted. You are dead to me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (II3Gr)

254 Was he balls deep in Ray Epps when he said this?

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (p1wFg)

255 At least he could have mentioned that it wasn't Trump voters doing the rioting...If some were it was at the prodding of the plants... You can see it it the videos we have been allowed to see.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (TdaKq)

256 "Could Cruz take it? I wouldn't say it's that far fetched."

He would be the 2024 Romney. He'd get the nomination and then get humiliated for eight months before losing to the socialist.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (B0mGw)

257 Congrats Teddy, you will be a star of Dem commercials.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (coYBh)
~~~~~

And what's even worse, he gave the corrupt DOJ and judges more ammo against the J6 detainees.

"See! Even a GOP Senator agrees they're terrorists!"

Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (0TVNF)

258 228 What amazes me is that Cruz could have just shut up... instead of pissing off the Trump wing of the Repub party.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (oHd/0)
------------------
It is astonishing how many people pass up the opportunity to keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (YhzyV)

259 Well, so much for that.

I thought Cruz of all people understood: the Political-Media Complex is our enemy.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (Vgw1E)

260 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!
Posted by: Some Rat


Khakis. Sunglasses. Hide your badge.

Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (UMXod)

261 Yeah, I think after Trump was elected he got with the program.

Right now, it's a free for all.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (CvHge)

Huah! https://youtu.be/fPnrAkG-3sM

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (4I/2K)

262 Awww Ted...not you too.

Who's next? Are these people finding horse heads in their beds or something?

Posted by: MW at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (u33s0)

263 156 143 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)

Weird nihilism. Because lots of you were fooled by Ted Cruz, every politician will prove to be his equal. The same can be said of Yossi Gestalt up there--obvious snake Ted Cruz bit me, so the GOP sucks. Vote for some tiny third party, because ... handing victory to losers like Rafael Warnock, Jon Ossoff, and Stacy Abrams will improve the nation.

Brian Kemp might be worthless, but he was the first governor to refuse to shut down the state, and Trump savaged him for it. Ratsh*tsburger and Kemp should be replaced by decent republicans in primaries this year, but if they are not, keeping lunatic Abrams and whatever Soros AG candidate far from office should be enough to spend the hour of your time to at least force them to work hard to steal an election.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (KdwxG)

264 >>> Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

https://tinyurl.com/mv39unpt
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)


There's a lot of people that should not have kids. That's not the kid's fault. There's actually a lot of people that should not get pets even. People that have kids but know they can't handle them for some reason and let their kids be adopted are pretty close to saints in my book.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (/c1QV)

265 237 #NeverCruz
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2022 01:54 PM (0TVNF)

Yep. He just castrated himself.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (ONvIw)

266 215 You know how I know that Jan. 6th was a mere demonstration and is blown out of all reasonable proportion? Nothing was set on fire or burned to the ground. One year later, it's still a hoax.

Wake me up when DC is burned to the ground, then I might consider your bogus claims of insurrection.

100%

Posted by: Cory C at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (qGmNd)

267 The Washington Generals always lose but they still get a paycheck.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (63Dwl)

"The Washington Generals" is a great euphemism for these failure theater GOP politicians.

I nominate it for official adoption into the Online Conservative Lexicon.

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (BJKQV)

268 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!
Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (

Pretty sure it's white shirts, khaki pants, ball cap and tiki torches.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (IDhUW)

269 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!
Posted by: Some Rat


Birthday suit.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (SH2Zi)

270 Good news, Ted! You can go to Cabo as much as you want now, dickhead. Stay there.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (9EsIa)

271 It's a long time until 2024.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (63Dwl)

Noone saw Jimmy coming in 1976.

Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (/JJ3i)

272 It's a plainly stupid thing to say. No one other than Leftist tools believe it was the worst terrorist event blah blah. He's advertising either that he's stupid, a phony or a tool himself.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (H8QX8)

273 The GOP 2024 field is likely to be: (1) Either Trump or DeSantis, and; (2) hot garbage.
Posted by: Revenant at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (ydlAE)

My guess is Nikki Haley... so... a hot mess

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (TdaKq)

274 The R's field for '24?

Jeb! is Flabby, RINO and ready. Lizard Cheney as well.

Mutt Rombley is tanned, RINO and ready. As is Kristi Gnome.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (njfCw)

275 It's all broke.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (Xrfse)

276 Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

When I want that worthless twerps opinion of anything, I'll give it to him. Otherwise STFU you piece shit. Total disgrace to the catholic church.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (nxdel)

277 >>>A Violent Terrorist Attack on the Capitol

at least they didn't blow the president's head off in Dallas

Posted by: x at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (oA+QO)

278 Oh God, another one-name troll in #252.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (YhzyV)

279 Bullshit. A Terrorist attack would have involved weapons or explosives.

This was at WORST a Riot. Using the Dem talking point language, is a flat out lie.
Posted by: Romeo13


It was. THEY USED GUNS! THEY USED CLUBS!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (r1z5A)

280 Is he trying to woo the coveted zombie vote with the Vincent Price look?

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (JZkes)

281 I thought Cruz of all people understood: the Political-Media Complex is our enemy.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (Vgw1E)

Huh, the man who let his bisexual kid have a tik tok account?

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (ONvIw)

282 A few commenters here have made it clear they're not voting for Trump because of his support for the vaccine. People say there are "others" and 2024 is a long ways away. Besides Desantis, who will eventually break peoples hearts at some point, who are these others or have they not arrived on the scene and how will we vet them for authenticity?

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (0jZnq)

283 "Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'"

How many children has the pope adopted in his million dollar gold plated mansions?

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (B0mGw)

284 Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

https://tinyurl.com/mv39unpt
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)

How many children does the Pope have?

Posted by: 29Victor at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (BJKQV)

285 I hope it's clear to everyone why the so called Republican leaders haven't done anything on January 6th...or anything else for that matter. They agree with Democrats, on a lot.

Anyone believing things will change if this clown show wins in the midterms is kidding themselves.

But keep talking about that "red wave", GOP. Frauds.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (mDOFc)

286 275 It's all broke.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (Xrfse)

Yep. It's all been broken for a while. It just can't be denied any longer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (II3Gr)

287 He's got a daughter who's pulling Kelly Anne Conway kid type stuff on TikTok so I'd say that idiot will be lucky to get re elected to the senate at this rate.

Posted by: keena at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (SCkaN)

288 This glistening girl doing stretches in her underwear is not only borderline NSFW, she thinks Ted Cruz needs to get his damn head in the game:
https://is.gd/ZFZmcv
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 01:50 PM (DU+/6)

Hold me closer, sweaty dancer...yow

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (V6f9+)

289 They have to. I guess it depends on how intentional it is. I remember when McLintock stabbed us in the back 20 years ago was my final "politicians gonna politic" moment. None can be fully trusted and at best it's a tenuous truce.
Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 01:47 PM (wAnMi)


See, it's going to be extra super hurtful because he's doing nearly all of this via working with the FL legislature, not through executive orders and *sobs in advance*

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (GbPPJ)

290 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!
Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (r1z5A)

topless, braveheart body paint, a viking helmet, and a fske fur cloak. bring your own indoor flag pole, though.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (IJES/)

291
Weird nihilism. Because lots of you were fooled by Ted Cruz, every politician will prove to be his equal. The same can be said of Yossi Gestalt up there--obvious snake Ted Cruz bit me, so the GOP sucks.

-------

This is inverted. "99% of all individuals in American public life are demonstrably inveterate liars, crooks, and power-hungry psychopaths.

But Candidate X - he's totes different."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (hQ23g)

292 It's all broke.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (Xrfse)

It's always been.

Posted by: TC at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (/JJ3i)

293 Birthday suit.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder


Trying to make a statement here boss, not cause nausea.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (r1z5A)

294 RFK Jr 2024! Wouldn't that be a hoot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (bKdTl)

295 It was. THEY USED GUNS! THEY USED CLUBS!

Don't forget the pipe bombs.

Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (UMXod)

296 Don't let yourself be roped into the game of taking a drink every time the word "solemn" is uttered or written over the next 24 hours. You'll never live to find out who the winner is.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (k+Jzf)

297 272 It's a plainly stupid thing to say. No one other than Leftist tools believe it was the worst terrorist event blah blah. He's advertising either that he's stupid, a phony or a tool himself.
Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2022 01:57 PM (H8QX

What is strange about it is on social media he seems to have a pretty deft touch. Off the cuff, he's a doofus. I bet he has a social media director who is in charge of his twitter, doesn't he?

We need to get that guy or gal to run.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (dNqv+)

298 It's a plainly stupid thing to say. No one other than Leftist tools believe it was the worst terrorist event blah blah. He's advertising either that he's stupid, a phony or a tool himself.
Posted by: Ordinary American

**

He's fishing for the people who were aghast at the meanie Trump who made fun of the reporter (except he didn't) and who said he loved grabbing women by the pussy (except he didn't).

Cruz wants the people Trump turned off by being told that Trump was a horrible person. I wonder if they'll equal the votes of the people who supported Trump and knew he wasn't?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (aqun+)

299 I haven't seen a statement that stupid since Biden hollered lets go Brandon on fucking national TV on X-mas day.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (o2MD2)

300 Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (0jZnq

Screw the vax, Trump 2024.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (ONvIw)

301 264 >>> Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

https://tinyurl.com/mv39unpt
Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 01:52 PM (NpAcC)


There's a lot of people that should not have kids. That's not the kid's fault. There's actually a lot of people that should not get pets even. People that have kids but know they can't handle them for some reason and let their kids be adopted are pretty close to saints in my book.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 01:56 PM (/c1QV)

Eh he's not wrong that the widespread replacement of families with pets isn't civilizationally destructive. Many families are imperfect, but we need them.

Title slightly misleading, it's adopting pets instead of having children, not adopting pets instead of adopting children.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (z5Vrg)

302 "87. The GOP is a poker hand with three trash cards and a pair of twos. What do you hold?"

Ah. A pair of aces and a pair of eights. Looks like I w---

Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (njExo)

303 Crap like this makes it more likely Trump will run. Cruz just gave away the con, and the entire GOP is in on it.

You think people like Cruz will fight for you? Lololol.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (mDOFc)

304 WE'VE BEEN HAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b6A9yzJP20

Posted by: UNCLE TUPELO at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (p1wFg)

305 *is civilizationally destructive

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (z5Vrg)

306 I think Kemp won by fraud. Abrams knew that. She was bought off~ i vaguely remember some legislation that went her way. If voting isnt cleaned up in GA she will likely be the next govenor.
~~~
Brought forward because reasons.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (IDhUW)

307 Ted Cruz is the Jack Murphy of Texas Senators.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

308 I'll just say it: based on who "represents" us there, I wish the Capitol had been burned down on Jan. 6.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (Vgw1E)

309 I bet he has a social media director who is in charge of his twitter, doesn't he?

We need to get that guy or gal to run.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (dNqv+)

His CoS is a bit of a lefty

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (ONvIw)

310 Ted can be the conservative voice on the View.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (bKdTl)

311 184 This X 1000. I wanted Trump to stay out of 2024, and just be the kingmaker. I still like the idea but if he runs and pulls DeSantis as his VP, I think he will win. And the libs heads exploding, the tears and wailing will be sweet music to my ears.
Posted by: megthered at January 05, 2022 01:38 PM (sfWd9)

If Trump is more patriotic than egotistical, he will stay out and play the kingmaker. We'll find out soon enough.
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 01:48 PM (KdwxG)


For the time being, DeSantis needs to stay in FL. He's going to be needed there for some time yet.

And to be honest, I think (and hope) that many individual states will start distancing themselves from DC sooner rather than later.

Let's keep our strong horses where they can do the most good. Make DC irrelevant.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (Fs5vw)

312 I'm actually shocked. I thought nothing would surprise me at this point. Crazy.

Posted by: Max Power at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (Hucnr)

313 310 Stealing this.

Posted by: CN...FJB at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (ONvIw)

314 Ted also had Amanda Carpenter working for him so...

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (bKdTl)

315 Trying to make a statement here boss, not cause nausea.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (r1z5A)

OK, leave the crocs at home.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (SH2Zi)

316 Wife is taking down Christmas decorations inside and has a 1990 Rock channel on Spotify or whatever rolling. I'm groovin a bit as it's mostly in my wheelhouse.

Then the 1990 Bon Jovi songs hit.

OMG did they suck......I was into some Slippery When Wet when it came out....but holy CRAP whatever they're playing the last couple times absolutely fucking sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

317 2024:

Dem's: "Conservatives are horrible people!"

GOP: "WelI, that's a bit harsh...."

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (W3VUu)

318 Ted can be the conservative voice on the View.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

**

hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - lin-duh, sorry it took so long, look in the comments for the liquid at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (aqun+)

319 Well, now Cruz is exactly the same as Cornyn.

Posted by: setnaffa at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (YA5l0)

320 Cruz was prepared to present his case why he voted against confirming the electoral college . He instead was ushered into a safe room by Capitol police . People were climbing walls and breaking windows to enter the building. I'm sure it seemed to him all hell was breaking lose. I don't agree with his description but I wasn't there to experience what he did. It was a set up by the Left and those Trump supporters were useful idiots who fell for it. I won't defend their actions in the least though I will push back on the over charge of what they did. And I haven't heard a single word from Trump on those who are still political prisoners.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (mmU7u)

321 The influences of Marc E. Elias perhaps.

Posted by: Lola at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (VQp1G)

322 DeSantis made a major error at the C-19 outset by leaving hotels open, while he shut down short-term rentals. An enormous number of FL investors, cleaners, service folks depend on that income, especially in the Redneck Rivera area. He listened and within six weeks, backtracked and put the decision in the hands of the County Commissioners. The fact he told the Hotel Cheerleaders to STFU and listened to his voters was revealing.

Posted by: EveR at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (MUpk6)

323 And this is the asshole I voted for? Should have just voted for Beto.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (UUgDW)

324 DOJ New rule on gun sales.

requirement that imposes strict licensing and regulation on the firearms industry, and states that federal firearms licensees (FFLs) that sell firearms to the general public must certify that they have available secure gun storage or safety device.

Epoch Times _ https://is.gd/AYdCFO

Same tent another camel.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (CvHge)

325 Then the 1990 Bon Jovi songs hit.

OMG did they suck......I was into some Slippery When Wet when it came out....but holy CRAP whatever they're playing the last couple times absolutely fucking sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

ON A STEEL HORSE, I RIIIIIIDE!!!

Posted by: Jon Bon at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (dNqv+)

326 A Canadian is just someone whose mother was too stupid to cross the border to drop an anchor baby.

OR someone who fled the draft by moving there way back then. I actually know someone who did that. Took his high school teacher girlfriend with him.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (3YsLJ)

327 "Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'"
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Also couples who keep their potential altar boys at home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (YhzyV)

328 Hey GOP, where's your agenda? What would you do IF you win a majority? Legislative plan?

Frauds.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (mDOFc)

329 307 Ted Cruz is the Jack Murphy of Texas Senators.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

Don't tell me there's Ted Cruz cuck or homoerotic pron out there...

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

330 At a minimum, Cruz has to be at least considered now to be an owned tool of the Left. Do not trust.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (coYBh)

331 OMG did they suck......I was into some Slippery When Wet when it came out....but holy CRAP whatever they're playing the last couple times absolutely fucking sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Heard him on an interview awhile back... he said they had YEARS to write the first album, and 6 weeks to write the second... was pretty much apologizing for the second album.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (oHd/0)

332 Seriously guys, the Pope is just attacking the furbaby thing as a substitute for having actual kids(and not talking about adopting children). Most of you would normally agree with that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (z5Vrg)

333 It was. THEY USED GUNS! THEY USED CLUBS!

Don't forget the pipe bombs.
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2022 01:59 PM (UMXod)


Wasn't there claims that a fire extinguisher that ricocheted 6 time killed a DC cop?

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (AiZBA)

334 >>OMG did they suck......I was into some Slippery When Wet when it came out..


If you wanted to bang a chick with some huge hair...Bon Jovi Concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (p1wFg)

335 "Hey GOP, where's your agenda? What would you do IF you win a majority? Legislative plan?"

Day one they promise to repeal Obamacare. Then they intend to secure the border.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (B0mGw)

336 Yes. Your time is better spent on your own life and times. None of this matters. Voting for these people will change nothing. And it perpetuates the Uniparty scam.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 01:55 PM (hQ23g)

Sorry, you're just wrong. You want better GOP candidates? Get involved in local politics, spend time researching candidates before you fall in love with them. You got conned by Ted Cruz? Your bad. You couldn't have paid me to vote for him. I felt the same about Mitt Romney starting in 2004 when the National Review crowd started slobbering all over him.

However, Ted Cruz is the better of the two US Senators from Texas. He should stay there until he can be replaced by somebody else in a primary. Since the TX GOP couldn't displace Cornyn, that might be a while.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (KdwxG)

337 A few commenters here have made it clear they're not voting for Trump because of his support for the vaccine. People say there are "others" and 2024 is a long ways away. Besides Desantis, who will eventually break peoples hearts at some point, who are these others or have they not arrived on the scene and how will we vet them for authenticity?
Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (0jZnq)


Trump supporting the "vaccine" doesn't bother me one bit. He's not supporting mandates, or forcing it on kids. A lot of people who are a hell of a lot smarter than I am think the mRNA is fantastic. These same folks aren't insisting that the unvaxxed are a threat to anybody, nor support showing your papers. I'd have a totally different take if Trump was supporting company mandates, happy camps or any of the other shit the left is salivating over. I'll take possibly misguided intentions over purposeful lying and evil/corrupt purposes any day.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (wAnMi)

338 Just to clarify my above comment.

Trump was what he was because of his ego. A lot of people hated him because of that, but his ego is also what prevented him from caving to the backroom power brokers who told him he had to back off on immigration or lose all RNC support, or he had to keep pouring trillions into Astan or lose MIC (military industrial complex) support,....

A lot of people here don't like his ego. I love his ego - his ego is what keeps him from being a puppet like all the rest.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (UsZum)

339 Don't tell me there's Ted Cruz cuck or homoerotic pron out there...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (II3Gr)

It's the internet. To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (dNqv+)

340 "Don't tell me there's Ted Cruz cuck or homoerotic pron out there..."

Is this your first day on the internet? Rule 34, man.

Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (B0mGw)

341 >>> I hope it's clear to everyone why the so called Republican leaders haven't done anything on January 6th...or anything else for that matter. They agree with Democrats, on a lot.

Anyone believing things will change if this clown show wins in the midterms is kidding themselves.

But keep talking about that "red wave", GOP. Frauds.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 01:58 PM (mDOFc)


I really think these idiots are being told by lucy/dems that if they mouth all this stuff then the dems won't nuke the filibuster to destroy all elections/ take away the football. They're telling each other, "if we do what the left say they'll let us "win" again!" When the dems nuke the filibuster to destroy all elections the Rs will be so angry! They give no two f'ks about us. None of them.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (/c1QV)

342 ON A STEEL HORSE, I RIIIIIIDE!!!
Posted by: Jon Bon at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (dNqv+)

Do you tell the day of the week by the bottle that you draaank??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (UUgDW)

343

If you wanted to bang a chick with some huge hair...Bon Jovi Concert.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (p1wFg)



Only saw them once. They opened for The Scorpions in '84.

They were booed off the stage after the first song.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

344 Ted can be the conservative voice on the View.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Bravo!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (r1z5A)

345 So Cruz is going to run as an independent candidate to screw us all over with a second term for Kamala. Well played.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (QYPq3)

346 122 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature.

And boy howdy is it going to hurt.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at January 05, 2022 01:40 PM (GbPPJ)

--------

"Here, hold my Red Beer." -- Kristi Noem

Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (0iRrz)

347 I just might let Ted Cruz sample me lucky charms!

Posted by: Sandy Cortez at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (sWM8x)

348 ...And I haven't heard a single word from Trump on those who are still political prisoners.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (mmU7u)
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There were two groups at the Capital and Cruz could have made it clear.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (CvHge)

349 332 Seriously guys, the Pope is just attacking the furbaby thing as a substitute for having actual kids(and not talking about adopting children). Most of you would normally agree with that.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (z5Vrg)

I agree with him here. He is still a commie shill.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (dNqv+)

350
It's the internet. To ask the question is to answer it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (dNqv+)



Rule 34.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Then the 1990 Bon Jovi songs hit.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Back up about 10 years...all the Billy Joel you can take/stand.

Posted by: BignJames at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (AwYPR)

352 If you wanted to bang a chick with some huge hair...Bon Jovi Concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (p1wFg)

Yeah, I think that was about the only appeal.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (SH2Zi)

353 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (UsZum)

He folded on Covid like a origami master.

Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (mmU7u)

354 I don't agree with his description but I wasn't there to experience what he did. It was a set up by the Left and those Trump supporters were useful idiots who fell for it. I won't defend their actions in the least though I will push back on the over charge of what they did. And I haven't heard a single word from Trump on those who are still political prisoners.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (mmU7u)


It's not January 2021 anymore. He's had lots of time to find out that what he experienced wasn't anything like what the propagandists claimed and are still claiming happened. He wasn't in any danger, and he's a fool if he's still traumatized by what was a bit nothingburger. As for Trump, last I heard he'd cancelled the press conference he'd planned to give on January 6. Real profile in courage there.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (k+Jzf)

355 The J6 hoax is so much like Russia Collusion that it's not funny. Both are obvious DeepState Ops, and the proof is that NO ONE ever asks EASY questions such as--in the Russia Collusion-"Gee, how did Trump, a private citizen who held no government power, steal anything?" In J6, how come no one ever asks how many guns or bombs were found, or how many fires were started? They don't ask the easy questions because to answer them would be to give the game away.
Better to leave everything vague, and let the TDS sufferers in and out of government fill in the blanks.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (mR6Gs)

356 *closes eyes*
*plugs ears*

LALALALALAAAAAA
CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (II3Gr)

357 In the riots of 2020 hundreds of businesses were burned, thousands of cops were injured, and a dozen and a half people were killed. All which were encouraged and defended by politicians at state and federal levels.

Where's the commission on that? Where are the stentorian denunciations of the BLM/antifa brigades? Where's the FBI/DOJ investigation of the coordination and funding of that violent wave?

One two-hour 'riot' is somehow a threat to our 'democracy' and not the country-wide spasm of leftist violence?

Every single business that was torched in 2020 is worth more than the entirety of WashDC. This worship of that swamp by our pseudo-elite is disgusting and vile, to say nothing of those that call themselves Christian and do the same.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (zWpOF)

358 >>Only saw them once. They opened for The Scorpions in '84.

>They were booed off the stage after the first song.


The old Skid Row treatment, huh?

Can't say they wouldn't have deserved it...but still. Jersey girls loved those shows.


Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (p1wFg)

359 I guess his idea is that the Trump vote is owned by Trump and if, for some reason, Trump doesn't run, DeSantis owns it.

So he's making a new lane for himself of Not Trump. Like, for "moderates" or something.


In other words, he's an unprincipled asshole, just like the rest of the GOP, who will take whatever political position he feels will promote himself. No wonder his daughter hates him.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (Do5/p)

360 Cruz is triangulating for liberal billionaire funding for his presidential campaign. He doesn't expect to win, he expects to get funding.

Posted by: shameless whores, every last one of them at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (Duha/)

361 The lesson here is: stop thinking politically. Politics is dead. There is no Our Guys in politics anymore. Whoever wins or loses doesn't matter, because the fluffy idiots playing model UN. A massive shift would have to happen to afford us a way out politically. Things are set up such that incrementalism on the part of liberty is a fool's errand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (6FeV1)

362 >>>Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

Well for once I agree with him......in principal. But adopting a pet is usually a few 10 spots, an interview, and you're done. Adopting a person in another country is 20 grand and a microscope shoved so far up your ass that it's looking at the quality of your snot.

I'm going to presume he said nothing about the ludicrous cost driven by government requirements that effectively puts adoption out of the budget for most families. And severely financially harms the ones that can afford it to the detriment of the adopted?

That's what I thought.


Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (T/vhV)

363 Weird nihilism. Because lots of you were fooled by Ted Cruz, every politician will prove to be his equal.

Posted by: Eric Schmid



It's weird to label a replicable observation as "nihilism".

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (786Ro)

364 How Wal*Mart envisions the Metaverse will look.

https://bit.ly/3HCMXxQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (FVME7)

365 Who could have prevented it? Why, if they'd let Trump call out the National Guard, like he wanted to, none of this would have happened.

There is a reason I keep saying you don't want Cruz on the Supreme Court. We already have enough of these so called conservatives.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (5HBd1)

366 I'm waiting for Republicans to come out and support The Voting Fraud Act. That's next.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (mDOFc)

367 Remember when Cruz tried one last time to screw Trump at the convention instead of just graciously conceding? Yeah, he's not that smart.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (H8QX8)

368 #324 they can use those cheesy cable trigger locks that festoon the gun smithing classroom like holiday garland.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (3YsLJ)

369 And with every passing day, more and more the distinction between Republican and Democrat grows smaller and smaller.

Posted by: Jerzy A Sobon at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (6StNY)

370 Ted Nugent >>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (bKdTl)

371 >>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ted Cruz

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (bKdTl)

372 Ugh, i butchered my last post. Fuck this phone. But i guess my point is clear enough.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (6FeV1)

373 As for Trump, last I heard he'd cancelled the press conference he'd planned to give on January 6. Real profile in courage there.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (k+Jzf)

That's actually a smart move

Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (mR6Gs)

374 "Hey GOP, where's your agenda? What would you do IF you win a majority? Legislative plan?"

****

"We're going to revise page 1,092, chapter 37, article 3, paragraph 9 of the tax code for capital gains relating to the amortized amount of deferred compensation for the leasing of commercial property with regard to the acquisition of new technology to fight global warming. **eagle screech**
**cue Lee Greenwood**

Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (W3VUu)

375 362 >>>Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

Well for once I agree with him......in principal. But adopting a pet is usually a few 10 spots, an interview, and you're done. Adopting a person in another country is 20 grand and a microscope shoved so far up your ass that it's looking at the quality of your snot.

I'm going to presume he said nothing about the ludicrous cost driven by government requirements that effectively puts adoption out of the budget for most families. And severely financially harms the ones that can afford it to the detriment of the adopted?

That's what I thought.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (T/vhV)

If he was talking about adopting children it'd be a pretty unreasonable/impractical ask in most cases. But it's just a misleading headline, he's talking about couples that have furbabies instead of having children the old-fashioned way.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (z5Vrg)

376 Ted can be the conservative voice on the View.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Didja see that Whoopsie has 'rona?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (FVME7)

377 235 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (r1z5A)


Wear your Outrage Outfit.

Today Jen the Dyed Ginger Liar gave an overview of what Joe will say in his speech tomorrow. Sounds like we'll get the Real Joe: Spitting mad in tone, lies upon lies from beginning to end, vicious partisan attacks on Republicans, how evil and threatening White Supremacists are, and More!

Also, based on Jen's BS today, the propaganda statement to be used repeatedly tomorrow by all members of the Democrat-Media Complex is: The Big Lie!

Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (AMIL/)

378 Wasn't there claims that a fire extinguisher that ricocheted 6 time killed a DC cop?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

*

Ha, yep, I forgot about that one. Somehow a 20lb fire extinguisher bounced UP three times to strike three different people who were standing three to five feet apart in each of their heads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (Kt1w/)

379 Ireland still has a chicken pox problem?
---------------------
Chickenronaiskey

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (UHVv4)

380
That's actually a smart move
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (mR6Gs)

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (TdaKq)

381 More fatalistic than nihilistic.

We are not saying that we have no use in believing in our principles- just that they never truly shared them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (dNqv+)

382 Now that we know that Roseann Boyland died via cops in tunnel; Victoria White was beaten almost to death, as were others...

Anyone know about two MAGA guys in 50s who died of heart attacks?

because "natural cause" is commie for "arkancide"

Or 42 yr old Trump supporter Brian Sicknick who suddenly developed strokes?

Or 4 DC/USCP cops who were suicided?

We need to find out and publicize, like, NOW. even good-hearted people on our side have no idea of the extent of violence by Democrat cops.

I suspect suicidings and Sicknick death were due to potential whistleblowing, esp as more footage emerges and we see the level of brutality.

Posted by: FBI is Asshoe at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (l9Soe)

383 352 If you wanted to bang a chick with some huge hair...Bon Jovi Concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (p1wFg)

Yeah, I think that was about the only appeal.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (SH2Zi)

*sad face*
I was born at the wrong time in the wrong place to the wrong parents.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (II3Gr)

384 YOU BLEW IT.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k

Posted by: Billy Madison at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Do5/p)

385 Cruz is a good student, but a poor practitioner.

Posted by: CN...Never Cruz at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (ONvIw)

386 And I haven't heard a single word from Trump on those who are still political prisoners.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (mmU7u)

I would bet he has said things that we never hear because the MEDIA has pretty much silenced him. They won't report what he says, just bad things about him.

Then, since he was bann'd from most social media?

It's the 'if a tree falls in the forest' thing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (oHd/0)

387 367 Remember when Cruz tried one last time to screw Trump at the convention instead of just graciously conceding? Yeah, he's not that smart.


he's booksmart

I mean he's smart

but naive in many ways

and a massive dork

Posted by: Black Orchid at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (j9HX3)

388 Without DOJ, FBI and Antifa agitators, Jan 6th is a peaceful protest against a fraudulent election. Period.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (r1z5A)

389 Cruz was my guy from the start last time. Turns out, he's just another uniparty Marco. Crap.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Z0jF7)

390 Eh, Pope Francis is an a**hole, but it's hard to disagree with him on this one. Not that I don't love our cat and all, but there's way too many couples who go for pets instead of kids precisely because they represent less of a commitment. (And don't tell me they're just as much of a commitment; they're not.)

And the people calling themselves "parents" to their cats and dogs need to just STFU.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Vgw1E)

391 Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

*

Now do affirmative action.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Kt1w/)

392
However, Ted Cruz is the better of the two US Senators from Texas. He should stay there until he can be replaced by somebody else in a primary
~~~
Why? He doesn't represent my values.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (IDhUW)

393 As for Trump, last I heard he'd cancelled the press conference he'd planned to give on January 6. Real profile in courage there.
Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (k+Jzf)
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I dunno. Could be he's exercising the opportunity to keep his yap shut, something that more people should do.

I don't see any point - much less advantage - in Trump's weighing in on this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (YhzyV)

394 At least the Dems are honest about their intentions to fuck you up the ass.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (4I/2K)

395 "Hey GOP, where's your agenda? What would you do IF you win a majority? Legislative plan?"

Day one they promise to repeal Obamacare. Then they intend to secure the border.
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (B0mGw)


There was a time when I'd say "we can hold his/her feet over the fire". That was when I thought that it was just getting them on board with the program. Turns out, they're with the program, it's just the other side's program.

Posted by: clutch cargo - ass flagellation psychosis at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (wAnMi)

396 YOU BLEW IT.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RtlpXsl8k


Posted by: Billy Madison at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y4cp9ODLj8

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Do5/p)

397 >>> Since the TX GOP couldn't displace Cornyn, that might be a while.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (KdwxG)
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Cruz won the senate on his own effort against the GOP, CoC and Bush money.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (CvHge)

398 They. Had. Bear. Spray! Someone could have been really allergic to it! Or an asthmatic could have been triggered! Violence!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (bKdTl)

399 Jan 6th 2020 WAS a RIOT!

.. conducted by Antifa & BLM.

But NOT conducted in whole by Trump supporters and others of the Constitutional Right who mainly acted as "surprised to be there" tourists, who stayed between the velvet ropes and the slowly strolled through the building.

99% of all Actual Rioting was Antifa, BLM, Seattle-ites and Portlandians, and others of their ilk. Riots? Yeah, sure. Hard division though between the Rioters and the Accidental Tourists. (and it's all accidental tourists in the Damned D.C. Dungeon, too.)

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (QzJWU)

400 Sorry, you're just wrong...
Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 02:04 PM (KdwxG)

------

Definitely possible. But I doubt it. You keep voting for Republicans, and find out for me. But I'm out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (hQ23g)

401 Posted by: Azathoth at January 05, 2022 02:07 PM (W3VUu)

*golf clap*

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (SH2Zi)

402 320 Cruz was prepared to present his case why he voted against confirming the electoral college . He instead was ushered into a safe room by Capitol police . People were climbing walls and breaking windows to enter the building. I'm sure it seemed to him all hell was breaking lose. I don't agree with his description but I wasn't there to experience what he did. It was a set up by the Left and those Trump supporters were useful idiots who fell for it. I won't defend their actions in the least though I will push back on the over charge of what they did. And I haven't heard a single word from Trump on those who are still political prisoners.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (mmU7u)

That's actually very fair. We also know he's a sucker for show tunes and the like, so he might have a tendency towards hysteria. I also won't defend the actions of useful idiots who helped create pandemonium, but also abhor the overcharging. If you make it to Washoe County, NV let's get a beer. I'm a married lady, so my husband would probably insist on chaperoning if you're a guy.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (KdwxG)

403 And in this case, Frankie is railing against the very socialism/communism and destruction of the family that he embraces in every other aspect.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

404 Bon Jovi+Big Hair=Bon Julie

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (0jZnq)

405 Will Joe be in the actual WH or in the Fan Boy Trek set?

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (gmo/4)

406 Congrats, not bad for a dead man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at January 05, 2022 01:37 PM (V6f9+)

Congratulations! Praying that I will get that opportunity in 2022.
Posted by: Jordan61 at Janu

Thank you. I've definitely got some people shocked here

Posted by: Buzzion at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (iIC0A)

407 How Wal*Mart envisions the Metaverse will look.

https://bit.ly/3HCMXxQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (FVME7)
++++
Hard. Pass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (DU+/6)

408 Eh, Pope Francis is an a**hole, but it's hard to disagree with him on this one. Not that I don't love our cat and all, but there's way too many couples who go for pets instead of kids precisely because they represent less of a commitment. (And don't tell me they're just as much of a commitment; they're not.)
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It's a weird aspect of the Bay Area: more pets than kids. I have friends there, and there's not a single child between them. Just dogs, mostly Australian shepherds. Tres chic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (YhzyV)

409 Ha, yep, I forgot about that one. Somehow a 20lb fire extinguisher bounced UP three times to strike three different people who were standing three to five feet apart in each of their heads.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (Kt1w/)

+5 Vorpal extinguisher of bouncing? EPIC!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (oHd/0)

410 they can use those cheesy cable trigger locks that festoon the gun smithing classroom like holiday garland.
Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (3YsLJ)



They don't have to use it, just have it to sell if the buyer wants it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (yQpMk)

411 389 Without DOJ, FBI and Antifa agitators, Jan 6th is a peaceful protest against a fraudulent election. Period.
Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:09
~~~
This should be shouted to the rooftops by anyone who wants the citizens' vote.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (IDhUW)

412 ~~~
Why? He doesn't represent my values.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (IDhUW)
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He represents the state of TX.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (CvHge)

413 406 Will Joe be in the actual WH or in the Fan Boy Trek set?
Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (gmo/4)

What's with that fake set ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (TdaKq)

414 I don't see any point - much less advantage - in Trump's weighing in on this.

If he's got nothing to say about political prisoners being held in an American Bastille, then he might as well keep his trap shut permanently from now on. He's useless.

Posted by: Dr. Mabusette at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (k+Jzf)

415 >>Only saw them once. They opened for The Scorpions in '84.

>They were booed off the stage after the first song.

The old Skid Row treatment, huh? Can't say they wouldn't have deserved it...but still. Jersey girls loved those shows.
Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (p1wFg)


Everyone I've ever known that was a Bon Jovi fan either had a vagina or really wanted to trade enduring Bon Jovi to be in a vagina.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (/c1QV)

416 I wish we knew someone close to Cruz who would tell him he fucked up. Bad.

He's dead to me.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (DcKNO)

417 >>>Now do affirmative action.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Kt1w/)

That's precious.

Posted by: Lady de Rothschild, Council for Inclusive Capitalism at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (QYPq3)

418 I don't see any point - much less advantage - in Trump's weighing in on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (YhzyV)

The only reason i could see for him giving a rally tomorrow is as a distraction from the kick off of a legit no-foolin' weapons hot insurgency. Anything else would just be whackin' off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (6FeV1)

419 Ted's statement just reconfirms my opinion that the DC crowd has completely isolated themselves from the conservative America.

Dem, GOP, doesn't matter.

Spending time in the DC social scene is just like joining a cult.

Posted by: pawn at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (Cfk8j)

420 And the people calling themselves "parents" to their cats and dogs need to just STFU.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 02:09 PM (Vgw1E)

"Proud mom of two furbabies."

Nah, you're a lady with a couple of dogs. Deal with it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (KbCG3)

421 It's a weird aspect of the Bay Area: more pets than kids. I have friends there, and there's not a single child between them. Just dogs, mostly Australian shepherds. Tres chic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (YhzyV)

I have heard they are good dogs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)

422 Sorry to all pet fans, but the "fur baby" and "pet mom" thing is weird and creepy. Your dog is not your child. You are not its mother. It's a pet. You are its owner. Stop with this bullshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

423 WTF Ted

Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (e80Vz)

424 Hey Ace!

I found this on You Tube for you yesterday. A Buddhist monk tells you how to get a better night's sleep:

https://youtu.be/53X1ajfMVsI

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (5HBd1)

425 Everyone I've ever known that was a Bon Jovi fan either had a vagina or really wanted to trade enduring Bon Jovi to be in a vagina.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (/c1QV)

And *poof* he was a tampon

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (II3Gr)

426 405 Bon Jovi+Big Hair=Bon Julie
Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (0jZnq)

We need a long haired Secret Agent!

Bond Jovi!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (oHd/0)

427 404 And in this case, Frankie is railing against the very socialism/communism and destruction of the family that he embraces in every other aspect.

Dumbass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

That's a lot of Latin America in a nutshell.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (z5Vrg)

428 I preferred listening to Jon Bovi myself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (4I/2K)

429 Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

-
Well, I adopted two so I can have as many pets as I want. I'm looking for a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (FVME7)

430 Ha, yep, I forgot about that one. Somehow a 20lb fire extinguisher bounced UP three times to strike three different people who were standing three to five feet apart in each of their heads.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:08 PM (Kt1w/)
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And just like that, we got a new event for the Olympics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (YhzyV)

431 No wonder this assclown almost lost to Beto

Posted by: Tasty Burger at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (OchLY)

432 @222 - Hi, Baldy!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (SRRAx)

433 Ted wants those GOP donors to keep sending the $$$ for his 2024 campaign, so he's willing to diss the base. Basically Ted is Kristi Noem, but with boobs

Posted by: Hands at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (786Ro)

434 Ted Cruz has saying this for along time now on his podcast, and I cringe each time. I voted for Cruz in the Primary rather than Trump, and still believe many NeverTrumpers were NeverCruz first based on their backing of Catshit over Cruz in the final months of the 2020 Primary. I still think Cruz is better than his Texas Senate Primary opponents and that snake Cornyn.

Still, this was a dumb thing to say and it should cost Cruz any chance in a national primary. I know a few big Republicans fundraisers were part of the Jan. 6th march, and while they stayed away from the Capitol that day, they know Dems would be happy to after them as well. I suspect they won't just brush off Cruz's comments today. Geez, what a dumbass thing to say.

Posted by: Leland at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (IG4sd)

435 Not surprized Cruz made this announcement, he's always been a putz. Texans know that or he would have got more votes than he did last time. I think he's ready to be primaried.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (u54I1)

436 Huh. I've never thought about it, but it's not hard to imagine that the whole "furbaby" thing isn't too far from normalizing the furry community craziness in peoples minds.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (Kt1w/)

437 Now do affirmative action.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t


U of W Professor censored for telling the awful truth.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (r1z5A)

438 Send him back to Cuba.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (todmg)

439 And I haven't heard a single word from Trump on those who are still political prisoners.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 05, 2022 02:02 PM (mmU7u)
~~~~~

I'm cutting Trump some slack on this point because they are still blaming him for the entire thing. Their hope is to impeach him again (yes, it can be done) with the charge of treason. If that happens, he cannot run again.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (0TVNF)

440 I'm sure tomorrow will be filled with Republicans trying to atone for the "insurrection."

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (TdaKq)

441 "Proud mom of two furbabies."

Nah, you're a lady with a couple of dogs. Deal with it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (KbCG3)


Ding ding ding!

Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (Vgw1E)

442 I have been an ardent Ted Cruz supporter ever since his first Senate run. No more. I will support Don Huffines in the primary. I just emailed the Ted Cruz for Senate website told him how furious I was that he basically shat on every one of his constituents. No more votes, no more donations. He is now an official RiNO. What pisses me off the most is that he was the one politician besides Trump that I thought I could trust to always be steadfast.

Posted by: Happy at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (3b6BP)

443
Aussie shepherds are great dogs. But very high energy, and very intelligent and crafty. They take a lot of effort. Also, while they are very friendly and unlikely to ever attack anyone unprovoked, they have a strong herding instinct, and sometimes have a tendency to nip at kids who are being unruly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (hQ23g)

444 As soon as the GOP takes power, there is gonna be investigatin' and hearin's and discussions about subpoenas, and bipartisan something something.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (bKdTl)

445 My sister and her husband married about six years ago. She was 29 at the time. A couple years ago they adopted a cat, who promptly died of an undiagnosed medical problem. Apparently when dad asked about grandkids earlier this year, it did not go over well. Last I heard sis went to visit dad over Christmas, and brother in law did not come along. At this point I doubt she'll ever have kids.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (wmDcS)

446 I thought Woody Haralson's dad killed Kennedy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 01:34 PM

I thought it was Sirious Black.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (Do5/p)

447 If you wanted to bang a chick with some huge hair...Bon Jovi Concert.

Posted by: garrett at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (p1wFg)


I so miss the 80s

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (mZUr4)

448 Expiration dates: ALL effective politicians have them.

There was a time when I would have walked through fire for Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz. Now, I just want both of them to enjoy private life with whatever happiness that they can gleam.

We need term limits like yesterday for all elected officials across the board. We further need mandatory financial audits of anyone who serves in office, as well as rules to keep them from lobbying for at least an election cycle.

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian."

Posted by: itzWicks at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (0chEi)

449 411 they can use those cheesy cable trigger locks that festoon the gun smithing classroom like holiday garland.
Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (3YsLJ)


They don't have to use it, just have it to sell if the buyer wants it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (yQpMk)
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It's one step away from mandated 24/7 locked storage and a federal conviction if one doesn't .

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (CvHge)

450 How about the crazy chick nursing her pet on the airplane?

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

451 My band back in the day played You Give Love a Bad Name as one of our cover songs. The girls did dig it. I was more into Scorpions, Dokken, and Dio but I will admit that was a fun song to play live.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

452 I have heard they are good dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)
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They're very fashionable, certainly. They're highly intelligent, but neurotic and skittish in my experience.

Give me a golden retriever anytime. They're also intelligent, but happy and friendly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (YhzyV)

453 I thought Woody Haralson's dad killed Kennedy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Judge Woods.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (uXonU)

454 Well, it's clear what he is and where he stands. Good to know now.

Posted by: Gomjabber at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (gx8aE)

455 >>> And *poof* he was a tampon
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (II3Gr)


Hello there noble wizard sir. Might you aim your magical wand this way next time?

Posted by: Prince Charles at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (/c1QV)

456 Ted Cruz is a "cheeky fellow."

"Dead to me, he is."

Posted by: CZ = FNG To Remain Silent Because, FNG at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (MkuC5)

457 I'm sure tomorrow will be filled with Republicans trying to atone for the "insurrection."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (TdaKq)


It's sure going to make things even clearer for us deplorables, isn't it?

Posted by: Doof at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (mZUr4)

458 349 332 Seriously guys, the Pope is just attacking the furbaby thing as a substitute for having actual kids(and not talking about adopting children). Most of you would normally agree with that.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:03 PM (z5Vrg)

I agree with him here. He is still a commie shill.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:05 PM (dNqv+)


There are spirits of unborn children that are rejoicing that I was not will not be their father.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (Fs5vw)

459 I was a HUGE Dio fan.

Their Are We Not Men album was in constant rotation in my car tape deck for years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (Kt1w/)

460 We fucked up, we trusted him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (DcKNO)

461 Et tu Brute? Et tu?

Posted by: Face at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (dMMCj)

462 Weird nihilism. Because lots of you were fooled by Ted Cruz, every politician will prove to be his equal.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt


It's weird to label a replicable observation as "nihilism".
==
Not so weird from the ex ceo of google who's father was nominated to executive director of the world bank once upon a time, but died in a fire at the cosmo club, which otherwise did only 1,000 worth of damage.

Posted by: Weird you say? at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (rwC1N)

463 He represents the state of TX.
~~~
Perhaps he is representing the values of Texas? I don't know. I don't live there.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (IDhUW)

464 If that happens, he cannot run again.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (0TVNF)


That's not necessarily the case. It's an open question whether the Presidency is a position of public trust under the Constitution.

However, I fully expect at least one blue state legislature to deny Trump ballot access if he runs in 2024.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (wmDcS)

465 "People were climbing walls and breaking windows to enter the building. I'm sure it seemed to him all hell was breaking lose. I don't agree with his description but I wasn't there to experience what he did"

This is something I've always said. How do we know the Capitol Police and the FBI and whatever didn't tell them that they ALL came within an inch of assassination? I bet most of Congress has NO IDEA what was REALLY going on outside the chambers.

Let's say you were in your office or home and all of a sudden your body guards whisked you away , wordlessly, to a safe room and kept you there for a period of time. You have no idea why or what's going on.

Then they set you free saying, "The danger has passed, but we got you out of harm's way, and your safe now.

Wouldn't you believe them?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

466 Et tu Brute? Et tu?

Hey, I'm the guy stabbing dictators!

Posted by: Lucius Junius Brutus at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (ESjRY)

467 Somebody commented upthread about both Crenshaw and Cruz not realizing who are their voters. It's the effect of the DC swamp miasma, it changes the brain structure of the swamp dwellers. That's why these people never come back to their states where they no longer fit.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (u54I1)

468 It's one step away from mandated 24/7 locked storage and a federal conviction if one doesn't .
Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (CvHge)



That would be a big step. The ATF regulates gun dealers and has the ability, and apparent desire, to just fuck with them. They can't just do that with gun owners, though they try.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (yQpMk)

469 436 Huh. I've never thought about it, but it's not hard to imagine that the whole "furbaby" thing isn't too far from normalizing the furry community craziness in peoples minds.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (Kt1w/)

No, it is a bandaid for severing the choice to have children. Allows you to channel those needs to nurture and protect something.

Sadly, it cannot replace the sense of raising a child, have them go on after you, be better than yourself and become their own person.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (dNqv+)

470 >>>and hearin's and discussions about subpoenas, and bipartisan something something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (bKdTl)
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And a whole lot of grid lock which is the most we can hope for.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (CvHge)

471 I always get a kick out of watching "dog" people let their mutts lick their mouths right after a rousing session of extensive dick and asshole washing, probably after having dessert from the cat litter box.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (o2MD2)

472 If that happens, he cannot run again.
Posted by: IrishEi


Shows just how afraid the deep state is.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (r1z5A)

473 I never liked "Lyin' Ted"

Fuck him.
And the horse he rode in on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (W2Pud)

474 And people gave me a hard time for saying I am only voting in local elections going forward.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (coYBh)

475 >>> I was a HUGE Dio fan.

Their Are We Not Men album was in constant rotation in my car tape deck for years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (Kt1w/)


That would be hilarious. Going either way.

Posted by: Prince Charles at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (/c1QV)

476 I thought Huffines was running for governor not senate.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (lDIk/)

477 459 I was a HUGE Dio fan.

Their Are We Not Men album was in constant rotation in my car tape deck for years.

Now I'm imagining Dio singing Jocko Homo and LMFAO

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (njfCw)

478
I always get a kick out of watching "dog" people let their mutts lick their mouths right after a rousing session of extensive dick and asshole washing, probably after having dessert from the cat litter box.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (o2MD2)

LOL, my old man's like that. We always give him crap about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (hQ23g)

479 459 I was a HUGE Dio fan.

Their Are We Not Men album was in constant rotation in my car tape deck for years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:16 PM (Kt1w/)
___________________

I think you mean Devo . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

480 I thought Woody Haralson's dad killed Kennedy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

After all, it was you and me.

Posted by: Hope you guessed my name at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (4I/2K)

481 I'm sure tomorrow will be filled with Republicans trying to atone for the "insurrection."

I've got my kneepads ready!

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (ESjRY)

482 444 As soon as the GOP takes power, there is gonna be investigatin' and hearin's and discussions about subpoenas, and bipartisan something something.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (bKdTl)

Investigating Trump some more?

Posted by: CN...Never Cruz at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (ONvIw)

483 406 Will Joe be in the actual WH or in the Fan Boy Trek set?

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (gmo/4)


I believe he'll be at The Capitol Building tomorrow, to participate in Nanzi's Insurrection Anniversary circus show.

Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (AMIL/)

484 457 I'm sure tomorrow will be filled with Republicans trying to atone for the "insurrection."
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (TdaKq

Yup. Gird your loins. It's going to be ugly.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (Fs5vw)

485 I believe he'll be at The Capitol Building tomorrow, to participate in Nanzi's Insurrection Anniversary circus show.
Posted by: Gref at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (AMIL/)

Where's the Martians when you need them.. Ack, ack

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (TdaKq)

486 471 I always get a kick out of watching "dog" people let their mutts lick their mouths right after a rousing session of extensive dick and asshole washing, probably after having dessert from the cat litter box.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (o2MD2)

And that's why people with pets tend to have stronger immune systems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (UuD2k)

487 Hey Ted, are the people being mauled by police dogs in the Netherlands also engaged in violent terrorism?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (ESjRY)

488 Dumbass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:10 PM (dNqv+)

That's a lot of Latin America in a nutshell.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM


Somewhere on my bookshelves I have a tome by two sensible South Americans that examines this phenomenon. The title is something like "The Guide to the Perfect Latin American Idiot".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (pRoEc)

489 No, it is a bandaid for severing the choice to have children. Allows you to channel those needs to nurture and protect something.

Sadly, it cannot replace the sense of raising a child, have them go on after you, be better than yourself and become their own person.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

**
Sorry, I didn't mean exclusively as the driving force. Just that "furbaby" as an expression is a useful tool to normalize their perversion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (Kt1w/)

490 I thought Huffines was running for governor not senate.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (lDIk/)



He is.

but, Car Salesman, so I'll pass.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

491 Ted Cruz is the latest case of the breakthrough RINO

get vaxxed !!

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (us2H3)

492 I thought Huffines was running for governor not senate.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (lDIk/)

I thought he owned "Unpainted Arizona"?

Posted by: BignJames at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (AwYPR)

493 Ted's statement just reconfirms my opinion that the DC crowd has completely isolated themselves from the conservative America.

Dem, GOP, doesn't matter.

Spending time in the DC social scene is just like joining a cult.
==
Its not really a religion. Its a business arrangement. UNIPARTY.

Posted by: a broken record at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (OUMjh)

494 They're very fashionable, certainly. They're highly intelligent, but neurotic and skittish in my experience.

Give me a golden retriever anytime. They're also intelligent, but happy and friendly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (YhzyV)

Well, Ajax is an ACD not a shepherd, but that pretty much describes him to a T. Still, best dog I have ever had and would not trade him for the world.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:19 PM (dNqv+)

495
This is something I've always said. How do we know the Capitol Police and the FBI and whatever didn't tell them that they ALL came within an inch of assassination? I bet most of Congress has NO IDEA what was REALLY going on outside the chambers.

Let's say you were in your office or home and all of a sudden your body guards whisked you away , wordlessly, to a safe room and kept you there for a period of time. You have no idea why or what's going on.

Then they set you free saying, "The danger has passed, but we got you out of harm's way, and your safe now.

Wouldn't you believe them?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

So, if you don't 100% know, you say nothing. There is literally nothing to gain in this situation and it's playing on Dem/media turf. You offer no comment and move on...I like Ted a lot, but this was a dumb political move, even if it's one he did from honesty impressions or not...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (exHjb)

496 DIO-We're through being cool......

Posted by: JROD at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (0jZnq)

497 Where's the Martians when you need them.. Ack, ack

We have learned of your most secret weapon tricky humans. We will not be fooled into a false sense of security while you prepare your country music weapons!

Posted by: The Martians at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (ESjRY)

498 Then they set you free saying, "The danger has passed, but we got you out of harm's way, and your safe now.

Wouldn't you believe them?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

Initial reaction? I'd buy that, but its been a year now for them to discover the truth. The information is out there and readily available as to what happened, yet they persist in their initial reaction? And by doing so, HELP the Dems with their Witch Hunt and destruction of normal law enforcement procedures.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (oHd/0)

499 Ted Cruz is such a maverick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (todmg)

500 So I wonder what the Dems have on ol Ted? Given their plan now is to law fare themselves into permanent office, he is clearly dancing to their tune.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (axyOa)

501
That would be a big step. The ATF regulates gun dealers and has the ability, and apparent desire, to just fuck with them. They can't just do that with gun owners, though they try.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (yQpMk)
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One gun owner defending himself convicted of not have having his weapon properly secured broadcast by national media would do the trick.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:20 PM (CvHge)

502 Maybe he should resign his senate seat and Tx could appoint Rick Perry

Posted by: CN...Never Cruz at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (ONvIw)

503 I wonder if Ted would vote to permanently ban Trump from running for president against him?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC releases COVID study proving masks don't do jack sh1t at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (Kt1w/)

504 Tomorrow is Epiphany. That is what I will be focused on.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (IDhUW)

505 >>>How about the crazy chick nursing her pet on the airplane?

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (gmo/4)

As long as she has her mask on.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (QYPq3)

506 It was a terrorist attack, but not by Trump supporters but those that infiltrated to make him look bad. Same people were at antifa riots.

Posted by: MW Hoffman at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (gPXRr)

507 "Mongoloid on a Silver Mountain"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (njfCw)

508 Wouldn't you believe them?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)


There's only been a year's worth of citizen journalist and Julie Kelly, Glenn Greenwald, etc etc reporting on this issue. Not to mention the countless emails, letters, phone calls, etc. teh Cruz's office has gotten on behalf of J6 detainees.

Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (DJFLF)

509 I thought Huffines was running for governor not senate.
Posted by: lin-duh

He is.

but, Car Salesman, so I'll pass.
Posted by: Sponge

Minor technical point: he's real estate, but his family are used car salesmen. Huffine's Dodge outta Lewisville.

Point stands though.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (uXonU)

510 As for Trump, last I heard he'd cancelled the press conference he'd planned to give on January 6. Real profile in courage there.
--------------------------------------
At Insty's... Related: Trump Just Rained on the Democrats' January 6th Parade. "It seems like Trump realized that, as he cites the machinations of the January 6th committee as the reason for his cancellation. Whatever the reason, it's a smart move on his part to deny them the viral clips and talking points they were banking on. I'm sure he and his advisers sat down and figured out what the game was here and chose not to play along. Now, what do the Democrats have? Some low-rated CNN coverage and a short speech from Joe Biden that no one will watch unless he has another senile moment that causes it to go viral. And that's if the iced-up roads in the city of Washington, D.C., are even cleared in time for them to hold any live events. As it stands, it might snow again on Thursday."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (UHVv4)

511 Never grid your lions. Makes 'em dyslexic.

Posted by: klaftern at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (taPSh)

512 Let's say you were in your office or home and all of a sudden your body guards whisked you away , wordlessly, to a safe room and kept you there for a period of time. You have no idea why or what's going on.

Then they set you free saying, "The danger has passed, but we got you out of harm's way, and your safe now.

Wouldn't you believe them?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

Tremendous point, and if he had said this during the time it was occurring, I'd understand. He's had a year to learn about what went on that day. He's been given a full replay review and still managed to fuck up the call.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (KbCG3)

513 I always get a kick out of watching "dog" people let their mutts lick their mouths right after a rousing session of extensive dick and asshole washing, probably after having dessert from the cat litter box.
==
Dude. I've seen you kiss your wife, on the mouth.

Posted by: Next door neighbors dog at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (WItM0)

514 500 So I wonder what the Dems have on ol Ted?

The Dems were threatening to use some obscure amendment from Civil War times to keep some reps who backed Trump's stolen election claims from being able to run

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (TdaKq)

515 Let's say you were in your office or home and all of a sudden your body guards whisked you away , wordlessly, to a safe room and kept you there for a period of time. You have no idea why or what's going on.

Then they set you free saying, "The danger has passed, but we got you out of harm's way, and your safe now.

Wouldn't you believe them?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)


See, I have access to social media and websites that don't fall into line with Big Tech and the Left (BIRM). And I'm guessing they do as well.

I understand them wanting to give the Capitol Police the benefit of the doubt, and maybe not every single member of said Police is a Michael Byrd. But they should have done some digging to find out what did happen, and then confronted this "insurrection" narrative at every turn.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (Vgw1E)

516 Anytime I hear a supposed conservative say something this stupid, I assume it is probably something taken out of context by the media.

But the depth of dumbfuckery shown here just baffles me. Even if he had a traumatic personal experience, he has had a year to find out the truth, and apparently has not bothered to do so.

Go away, Ted. Far, far away. And stay there.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (9EsIa)

517 360 Cruz is triangulating for liberal billionaire funding for his presidential campaign. He doesn't expect to win, he expects to get funding.
Posted by: shameless whores, every last one of them at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (Duha/)

That too. Hopefully Rand Paul doesn't repeat the same crap.

I have a friend who worked with Cruz on the 2000 recount in FL. She said he's whip smart, but a a stereotypical high IQ, clueless nerd with zero common sense outside of legal arguments. I had asked her if there could be any chance he had affairs as reported back in 2015/2016, and she said he was "absolutely unf*ckable."

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (KdwxG)

518 I always get a kick out of watching "dog" people let their mutts lick their mouths right after a rousing session of extensive dick and asshole washing, probably after having dessert from the cat litter box.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (o2MD2)
---------------

My fav is cat owners who watch their cat stomp on turds in its litter box, then jump up and walk up and down kitchen counters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (YhzyV)

519 Give me a golden retriever anytime. They're also intelligent, but happy and friendly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (YhzyV)

Dobermans are also happy and friendly and their hair is so short shedding is not an issue.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (UuD2k)

520 502 Maybe he should resign his senate seat and Tx could appoint Rick Perry
Posted by: CN...Never Cruz


just more of the same. only stupider.

Posted by: x at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (oA+QO)

521 I admit, this news about Ted Cruz is disappointing.
I didn't hate him, but if someone who is purported to be highly intelligent doesn't see Jan 6th was a set up then he is simply unelectable. I'm sure it was stated many times above.. just wanted to post anyway.

Posted by: Inogame at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (53oGX)

522 Senator Fakey McFrauderson

Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (DJFLF)

523 A Faschist death squad did exterminate Ashli Babbit.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (todmg)

524 Ted's statement just reconfirms my opinion that the DC crowd has completely isolated themselves from the conservative America.

Dem, GOP, doesn't matter.

Spending time in the DC social scene is just like joining a cult.
==
Its not really a religion. Its a business arrangement. UNIPARTY.
Posted by: a broken record


That's a great point. "How can you say government is bad when all I've received from them is good?"

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (r1z5A)

525 ok off royal sock

Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (/c1QV)

526 Ted Cruz is the latest case of the breakthrough RINO
Posted by: REDACTED
Very disappointing. Cruz has many flaws. But I did not see this coming. I am not saying we are fxcked, but we are fxcked.

Posted by: MikeM at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (Dwe7n)

527 Wouldn't you believe them?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:17 PM (mR6Gs)

There's only been a year's worth of citizen journalist and Julie Kelly, Glenn Greenwald, etc etc reporting on this issue. Not to mention the countless emails, letters, phone calls, etc. teh Cruz's office has gotten on behalf of J6 detainees.
Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (DJFLF)

They don't follow Julie Kelly--who's been doing great work on this--or Greenwald.
They follow CNN

Posted by: JoeF. at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (mR6Gs)

528 It's not true that Trump has said nothing about the Jan 6 political prisoners. He's mentioned it several times, both in speeches and in written statements.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

529 The good thing about tomorrow is that President Grandpa Simpson will insist on coming out and saying something, and that's guaranteed comedy gold. Or comedy brown, when he was at the Vatican.

Posted by: Wally at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (FJYfm)

530 504 Tomorrow is Epiphany. That is what I will be focused on.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM (IDhUW)

It's Our 49th Anniversary

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (TdaKq)

531 Yup. Gird your loins. It's going to be ugly.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 05, 2022 02:18 PM (Fs5vw)

Keep a list. It's hard to keep track of all the suck.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (SH2Zi)

532 "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villian."
Posted by: itzWicks at January 05, 2022 02:14 PM (0chEi)

Or you're just a fraud all along, and people will keep voting for you because of your bullshit words (as long as they're not the kind of words that rock the boat too much)

Posted by: Tums Festival at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (Uzh5E)

533 Breaking RINO

"I am the one who cucks!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (njfCw)

534
Minor technical point: he's real estate, but his family are used car salesmen. Huffine's Dodge outta Lewisville.

Point stands though.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (uXonU)


He's got Huffines Chevrolet in Carrollton. My SiL got treated like shit there once.

There's a lot of Huffines. To me, it'd be like voting for Clay Cooley.......

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

535 3 D triangulation.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (I7tOT)

536 It's not true that Trump has said nothing about the Jan 6 political prisoners. He's mentioned it several times, both in speeches and in written statements.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

Forget it. They're on a roll.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (SH2Zi)

537 Gotta wonder if he had a Hunter Biden laptop moment. Check his blink rate

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan Mudderfrackers at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (jri1N)

538 Then they set you free saying, "The danger has passed, but we got you out of harm's way, and your safe now.


If a group of Washington bureaucrats claimed they just saved me from a mob of Deplorables? Hell no.

In fact, I'd tell them to f*ck off and try to let the protestors in. Ted Cruz is a senator. He is supposed to lead. He knew the election was stolen on Jan6 and he did little about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (ESjRY)

539 But let's be honest with ourselves. It's Sandy Cortez's LatinX musk that is driving all of the GOP's lust for her spicy sex.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (r0ADi)

540 425 Everyone I've ever known that was a Bon Jovi fan either had a vagina or really wanted to trade enduring Bon Jovi to be in a vagina.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 05, 2022 02:11 PM (/c1QV)

And *poof* he was a tampon
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (II3Gr)

me first, me first...

Posted by: Prince Charles at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (BgMrQ)

541 It's Our 49th Anniversary
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (TdaKq)

Congrats, Donna!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (dNqv+)

542 Who represents me anymore in Washington?

Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (6Je/Q)

543 541 It's Our 49th Anniversary
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (TdaKq)

Congrats, Donna!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (dNqv+)

Thanks... Husband always says you get less time for murder

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (TdaKq)

544 Hey, market realized there is no safe haven in high interest rates and run away inflation. Who would have guessed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (n+GXa)

545 i was a cruz supporter in the primaries....i'm am no longer a cruz supporter....haven't been for quite a while....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (CqHIp)

546 >>> Never grid your lions. Makes 'em dyslexic.
Posted by: klaftern at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (taPSh)


How about gilding your loins?

Posted by: banana Dream standing by with gold foil and rhinestones at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (/c1QV)

547 Did he ever visit pedo island.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (todmg)

548 It's Our 49th Anniversary
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (TdaKq)



God Bless you both!

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

549
This was obviously not a terror attack. That's silly. Nobody outside that shithole city believes that, and most of the people there who say it don't believe it either.

But, let's say there was an actual terror attack on DC. A bad one. Like, a dirty bomb at the Capitol or something of that magnitude. And let's say it was done by someone I really hate. Islamists, or Antifa, or the NEA or whatever.

Wouldn't move the needle for me. I wouldn't be inspired to join one of those groups. But I wouldn't condemn it either. Broken clocks, blind squirrels, etc.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (hQ23g)

550 543 541 It's Our 49th Anniversary
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:24 PM (TdaKq)

Congrats, Donna!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (dNqv+)

Thanks... Husband always says you get less time for murder
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:25 PM (TdaKq)

Tell him that you always think about that too.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (z5Vrg)

551 See I got here a little bit late.

Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (6Je/Q)

552 > she said he was "absolutely unf*ckable."

I hope those two words are never used about me. Talk about demolishing a guy's ego.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (YYlyE)

553 My fav is cat owners who watch their cat stomp on turds in its litter box, then jump up and walk up and down kitchen counters.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:23 PM (YhzyV)

This. My ex-gf's cats. The counters where food is prepared and dishes cleaned. Plus on the table where food is eaten. And on the pillow where I laid my head. Once seen cannot be unseen. After mentioning it to her, she doubled down in their defense. That was my sign.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (4I/2K)

554 The Dems were threatening to use some obscure amendment from Civil War times to keep some reps who backed Trump's stolen election claims from being able to run
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:22 PM (TdaKq)


If Ted isn't brave enough to stand up to that kind of threat, then he needs to be in another line of work. He's a Harvard-educated lawyer, which means he should be able to chew up those arguments and spit them back out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (wmDcS)

555 If you want to get a solid and relatively immediate message to Ted Cruz, then it's this simple, and this difficult, both.

Phone into the Michael Berry Show, an AM radio, Houston based morning & afternoon talk show, carried on some dozen or more stations, covering a wide U.S. area.

Michael Berry Show, AM Radio 740, KTRH Houston, TX 8am to 11am, *and* 5pm to 7pm, daily. The afternoon segments have the wider, semi-National coverages, BTW. 713-212-5740. Mr. Berry and Mr. Cruz are close friends, and have been such since their law-school days. Be polite to the call screener, be clear and articulate, and strive to get On The Air, and not just some rando blowhard that the screener rejects out of hand.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (QzJWU)

556 Anytime I hear a supposed conservative say something this stupid, I assume it is probably something taken out of context by the media.
---------------

Which is why if the conservative has any brains at all, he's careful not to say anything that can be taken out of context.

Lawyer: "Suppose X. Would that change your opinion?"
Expert witness: "So you're positing a hypothetical?"
Lawyer: "Yes."
Expert witness: "OK, so speaking hypothetically, if I suppose X were true - which I don't think it is - then I would reconsider my opinion. Different facts might lead to a different conclusion."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (YhzyV)

557 551 See I got here a little bit late.
Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (6Je/Q)

There's still time to rake ted over the coals

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (TdaKq)

558 It's Our 49th Anniversary
Posted by: It's me donna


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (uXonU)

559 Well, there goes my liking Cruz.

Posted by: sidney at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (LJJah)

560 Tomorrow is Epiphany. That is what I will be focused on.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM


^^^ This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (pRoEc)

561 well since the Brit Royal Parasites have been mentioned, I have an On Topic observation.

I came across a bio of Meghan and Harry written by an English aristo. She and the publisher must really hate Teh Markel because the cover pic is black/white...she has a conniving look in her eye...and the tell of all tells:
they didn't fix her forehead acne.

Very unflattering. And hilarious.

Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (DJFLF)

562 Democrats never concede anything. Our "best" give away the whole game board before they sit down at the table.

But we just need to find another Trump without his flaws and baggage. Should be easy!!!

Posted by: ... at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (/+8fz)

563 You know, DeSantis is going to do something that's going to be completely awful. He must. It's in politicians' nature."

DeSantis _does_ have an impeccable Deep State resume, though he's talked and played a fairly good game so far. I expect a shiv in the back at some point, though.

Posted by: Rowsdower: Still Saying Ashli Babbitt's Name and Wondering Whether Ray Epps Is a Fed at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (hRMuo)

564 I think Biden shitting in the Vatican was a clue.

Posted by: Puddin Head at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (n+GXa)

565 I voted for that fucker in the primary here.

He can go to hell.

Also, WTF Texas?

Posted by: Brother Tim has nothing much to say, lately at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (OUMaO)

566 Hey Ted, are the people being mauled by police dogs in the Netherlands also engaged in violent terrorism?
-----------------------------
Or Germans in wheelchairs?

Aaron Ginn @aginnt
No matter what you better obey COVID law in Germany or straight to jail.

https://twitter.com/aginnt/status/
1478599569705353217

"You break the law, we break the wheelchair."

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (UHVv4)

567 Et tu Brute? Et tu?

-
I thought this was kinda cool (although everybody is too young). What the Julio-Claudians really looked like.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fBu2XpZALE0&t=462s

What the five good emperors looked like.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BmCvKM_Y2tE

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (FVME7)

568 It's just shocking how many people start from the premise that politicians and media personalities actually believe anything they say. None of them do. If they're on the television, they are fictional characters.

Posted by: Tums Festival at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (Uzh5E)

569 Never grid your groins. Never gird your loins. Never gdir yuor lions. Never...

As an actual dyslexic, I give up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (njfCw)

570 Clowns gotta clown.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (sI15f)

571 Flip the script for a second and just try to picture Pelosi or Schumer coming out and calling their protestors terrorists.

You can't picture it because it would never happen. They've been given numerous opportunities to denounce their supporters and have never done so. In fact, they condone and encourage it.

The GOP can S all the Ds.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

572 That's a shame. I was a Ted Cruz guy in 2016, and still think he would have gotten the nod if that knuckle-head Kasich would have bowed out when he was mathematically eliminated. I grew to love Trump and his message, but held out hope for the Cruzer as the next deliverer of that message (and with the eloquence to take it to the next level). This is like a punch in the stomach.

Posted by: MasFino at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (vS1z7)

573 There's a lot of Huffines. To me, it'd be like voting for Clay Cooley.......
Posted by: Sponge


I know some Huffines. I knew Clay Cooley when he was a bartender. It takes a lot of hustle to do what he did.

Posted by: x at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (oA+QO)

574
Lawyer: "Suppose X. Would that change your opinion?"


X isn't true - and why are you throwing out political talking points instead of the facts?

Posted by: What an R should say at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (ESjRY)

575 He's supposed to be the "smart" one.
Which says everything that needs saying about the GOP.

Posted by: AMartel at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (HKGKo)

576 557 551 See I got here a little bit late.
Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (6Je/Q)

There's still time to rake ted over the coals
Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (TdaKq)

Bitterly disappointed, especially since I supported him in '16. Washington is poison.

Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (6Je/Q)

577 If yer effin cat has to bury his turds under previously deposited turds perhaps you should consider cleaning out the pan. Just a thought.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (o2MD2)

578 best wishes donna!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (CqHIp)

579 This asshole equated the Proud Boys to BLM/ANTIFA during some live sit down interview with a leftist. And he did so voluntarily, i.e., without being prompted by the interviewer.

Posted by: PacosMojo at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (3cvKJ)

580
Wholley Kau!!!

Did Cruz get hit in the head with a frozen halibut then fall down a flight of stairs then drink a peyote colada before going into work?

He just flushed his chances of being Preezy straight down the toilet, in less than two minutes.

Nice job, a-hole. You been taking political advice from Beto?

Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (OMayC)

581 How come no one told be S4 of Kobra Kai hit the interwebs ???

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (V13WU)

582 578 best wishes donna!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (CqHIp)

Thank all of you... I was married at age 10...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (TdaKq)

583 *told me

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (V13WU)

584 I used to have a cat that hopped out of the box and then pawed the litter over the leavin's from outside the box. Smart cat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (njfCw)

585 Posted by: Puddin Head at January 05, 2022 02:26 PM (n+GXa)

has something to do with China, according to WSJ

Posted by: kallisto at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (DJFLF)

586 Thanks... Husband always says you get less time for murder
Posted by: It's me donna


Heh.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (r1z5A)

587 What good could come of President Trump speaking about the political prisoners, he has no authority and no one to back any demands he might make.
Any publicity would be deemed his ego and would only hurt the prisoners even more as their tormentors would use it as an excuse to deny them even more basic human needs.

Does a fur baby have a baby daddy?

Posted by: old chick at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (sOete)

588 >>> Tomorrow is Epiphany. That is what I will be focused on.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 05, 2022 02:21 PM

^^^ This.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2022 02:28 PM (pRoEc)


Has anyone ever seen king's cakes put out for epiphany? I see them around fat tuesday/Mardi Gras and before lent but not at epiphany. But they were in the baked goods section at the grocery store.

Posted by: banana Dream standing by with gold foil and rhinestones at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (/c1QV)

589 581 How come no one told be S4 of Kobra Kai hit the interwebs ???
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (V13WU)

You did not ask?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (dNqv+)

590 Christmas is Friday for the Eastern Church.

Posted by: Archer at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

591 Ted did stick the knife in Trump, though...

After this speech, I think DeSantis, if he runs, is the frontrunner b/c he can say he played no part...

If he doesn't, I'd expect Don to move over for Don Jr for the same reason - he also played no part...

Man, did I yet say how disappointed I am in Ted...damn politics getting to another good guy...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (exHjb)

592 >>>I hope those two words are never used about me. Talk about demolishing a guy's ego.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 05, 2022 02:27 PM (YYlyE)

No pictures of you in temple garments, please.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 05, 2022 02:31 PM (QYPq3)

593 502 Maybe he should resign his senate seat and Tx could appoint Rick Perry
Posted by: CN
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Perry, as Energy Secretary? worked for Trump three years, negotiated several foreign trade deals for Trump. If he was as dufass he would have been replaced.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:31 PM (CvHge)

594 Broken clocks, blind squirrels, etc.
------------------------------------------------
Cool squirrel, Ahmed!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 05, 2022 02:31 PM (UHVv4)

595 I trained my cats not to get on the kitchen counters or tables with spray bottles. They may do it when no one is home to see them but they never do it when people are home and there is almost always someone home.

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 02:31 PM (lDIk/)

596 I believe he'll be at The Capitol Building tomorrow, to participate in Nanzi's Insurrection Anniversary circus show.
Posted by: Gref


Are there going to be gladiators, slaying the people portraying the "1/06 Insurrectionists"?

You know, Jeb Cruz became John Kasich so gradually, we just never quite noticed it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 05, 2022 02:31 PM (vcOmj)

597 365 Who could have prevented it? Why, if they'd let Trump call out the National Guard, like he wanted to, none of this would have happened.

There is a reason I keep saying you don't want Cruz on the Supreme Court. We already have enough of these so called conservatives.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 05, 2022 02:06 PM (5HBd1)

I was one of those fools who voted for Cruz in the primary against Trump. Saw the error of my ways, however. Thought Cruz was an idiot for not taking Trump's offer of a SCOTUS seat, because he was never going to be POTUS, and he's damaged goods in TX if Bobby O'Rourke made it even close.

And then there were only two. DeathSantis and GEPOTUS.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (mdjgu)

598 These assholes all on their fainting couches recounting their PTSD of Jan 6? LOLGF

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (/6GbT)

599 Nero looks like an asshole

Also, Messalina was a 1. But, she'd definitely stab you in your sleep.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (ESjRY)

600 He's done... nice Constanza exit there Cruz.

Its amazing how these idiots in DC miss the headwinds in their own party.

Posted by: RealityMan at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (XTMvj)

601 Jeb Cruz - sadly, fitting, looks like.

Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (6Je/Q)

602 The opposite of spongeworthy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (todmg)

603 The job of government is not to work for the citizens, to preserve their rights, their standards of living. This should be abundantly clear by now.
The job of government is to preserve and protect government.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 05, 2022 02:33 PM (jTmQV)

604 well that was a bs mini speech by cruz. sad.

Posted by: LASue at January 05, 2022 02:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

605 Cruz is talking about running for prezzy

Has he no close friends ??

only your enemies allow you to appear in public donning a pink tux

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 02:33 PM (us2H3)

606 I believe he'll be at The Capitol Building tomorrow, to participate in Nanzi's Insurrection Anniversary circus show.
Posted by: Gref


Are there going to be gladiators, slaying the people portraying the "1/06 Insurrectionists"
==
Crucified protesters lining the mall, covered in pitch, to be set alight at twilight.

Posted by: Is this sarcasm, or event planning? at January 05, 2022 02:33 PM (pQ4Bq)

607 Messalini Messalina Messalina Figaro

Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:33 PM (6Je/Q)

608 You did not ask?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (dNqv+)

*side-eye in Aetius451AD's general direction

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (V13WU)

609 > Only saw them once. They opened for The Scorpions in '84.


The Scorps, on the other hand, were excellent both times I saw them live back in that era.

Live performance is where the rubber meets the road with rock and roll, and a lot of bands just can't hack it.

Guns N' Roses, I'm looking in your direction.

WRT Cruz... weasel gonna weasel. I knew he was a weasel. On the other hand, he's about a million times better than Beatoff O'Cuck would be.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (bW8dp)

610 595 I trained my cats not to get on the kitchen counters or tables with spray bottles. They may do it when no one is home to see them but they never do it when people are home and there is almost always someone home.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 02:31 PM (lDIk/)

This guaranteed. Cats are smart enough to realize getting on the counter gets the spray when anybody is home, and not so much when they are alone. Not so smart as to clean up the evidence of their passing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (o2MD2)

611 Will Biden and the Democrats be ordering the flags to be flown at half-staff tomorrow to commemorate Jan. 6?
I know that Yahoo and others in the MSM were calling for it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (NpAcC)

612 601 Jeb Cruz - sadly, fitting, looks like.
Posted by: kraken at January 05, 2022 02:32 PM (6Je/Q)

prease crap

Posted by: REDACTED at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (us2H3)

613 I apologize to the Horde for supporting Ted Cruz in the 2016 primaries. You were right about Cruz being a shifty, opportunistic weasel and you were right about Trump being a capable, patriotic leader. Mea culpa.

Posted by: troyriser at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (pYLCQ)

614 Has anyone ever seen king's cakes put out for epiphany? I see them around fat tuesday/Mardi Gras and before lent but not at epiphany. But they were in the baked goods section at the grocery store.
Posted by: banana Dream standing by with gold foil and rhinestones at January 05, 2022 02:30 PM (/c1QV)

It is an epiphany cake - it really has nothing to do with Mardi Gras..."you know, we 3 kings of orient are" stuff for the wise men...

Posted by: Nova local at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (exHjb)

615 NOOD.

CNN Douchenozzle Douche nozzles.

Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

616 Are there going to be gladiators, slaying the people portraying the "1/06 Insurrectionists"

Why do you think we've only been torturing them to this point instead of executing them?

Posted by: Your Norms Restored at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (ESjRY)

617 Cruz is talking about running for prezzy
==



he is ? when was that ??

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (V13WU)

618 Ted isn't alone in this... The Republicans will be falling over each other to moan and wail and beg....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (TdaKq)

619 Ghiselle spilled the (refried) beans on Cruz.

That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (w9Wax)

620 How come no one told be S4 of Kobra Kai hit the interwebs ???
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 02:29 PM (V13WU)


This is a good season, maybe the best.

But, I think they need to wrap this up next season.

Chaos reigns but all the plot loops stand a chance of closing nicely if the writers perform their jobs and the producers and stars don't get greedy and fuck up their own series (Hellooooooo, Game of Thrones!!!!)

Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2022 02:35 PM (OMayC)

621 I apologize to the Horde for supporting Ted Cruz in the 2016 primaries. You were right about Cruz being a shifty, opportunistic weasel and you were right about Trump being a capable, patriotic leader. Mea culpa.

Posted by: troyriser at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (pYLCQ)

Like a boss. Kudos.

Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 05, 2022 02:35 PM (SH2Zi)

622 So we're basically reduced to voting for the least bad terrible, awful choice..... great!!!///

Posted by: lin-duh at January 05, 2022 02:35 PM (lDIk/)

623 we 3 kings of orient are

smoking on a rubber cigar
It was loaded, it exploded!

We 2 kings of orient are...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 05, 2022 02:35 PM (njfCw)

624 Although I supported Cruz in 2016, I doubt he is electable and will back DeSantis in 2024. That said, it's easy to exaggerate this recent statement's significance.


Cruz has long called the 1/6 protestors terrorists, even while opposing the formation of Pelosi's commission.


Contrarily, he was in a lot of trouble with folks calling for his resignation right after the riots because of his role in opposing electoral certification.


He has not been soft on this issue--as his opposition to electoral certification and the 1/6 commission show. He has, however, given rhetorical lip service that has also equated these protests with the Democratic versions. In context, he was addressing a law enforcement group and currying their favor.


In short, I do not believe this was an effort of triangulation on his part. Rather, his opponents are bringing it up to damage him on his right flank. All well and good in the political scrum, but it's not a significant departure from his previous stance.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 05, 2022 02:36 PM (vJCwr)

625 "There shall be a procession. A black draped coffin, pulled by 4 black horses. At it's head shall be a single drummer. A banner, which shall read, "Jan 6. when America died." shall proceed directly behind drummer. There shall be speeches of laminations and sorrow."
This I decree. n. pelosi.

Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 02:37 PM (r1z5A)

626 555 If you want to get a solid and relatively immediate message to Ted Cruz, then it's this simple, and this difficult, both.

Phone into the Michael Berry Show, an AM radio, Houston based morning & afternoon talk show, carried on some dozen or more stations, covering a wide U.S. area.

Michael Berry Show, AM Radio 740, KTRH Houston, TX 8am to 11am, *and* 5pm to 7pm, daily. The afternoon segments have the wider, semi-National coverages, BTW. 713-212-5740. Mr. Berry and Mr. Cruz are close friends, and have been such since their law-school days. Be polite to the call screener, be clear and articulate, and strive to get On The Air, and not just some rando blowhard that the screener rejects out of hand.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at

Posted by: Braenyard at January 05, 2022 02:37 PM (CvHge)

627 > Also, Messalina was a 1. But, she'd definitely stab you in your sleep.

It was explicitly called out in The Sopranos, but it's often been observed that Ancient Rome was basically just a gigantic Mafia crime family. Their methods of doing business have not changed in the slightest over the centuries.

People getting whacked, obviously. Proconsuls got awarded provinces to squeeze, no different from a Mafia guy being granted the graft from the trash collection or strip joints in a particular area. And so on.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 05, 2022 02:38 PM (bW8dp)

628 You were right about Cruz being a shifty, opportunistic weasel and you were right about Trump being a capable, patriotic leader. Mea culpa.
Posted by: troyriser at January 05, 2022 02:34 PM (pYLCQ)
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I wasn't down on Cruz, I just didn't think he was electable. And I wasn't over the moon about Trump, I just thought he WAS electable. I was pleasantly surprised at his performance in office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:40 PM (YhzyV)

629 Ted Cruz Calls January 6 Riots "A Violent Terrorist Attack on the Capitol"

Cross him off, then!
Posted by: Rachel Phelps


Very well played! Kudos!

Posted by: JayInAmes at January 05, 2022 02:42 PM (yGu6h)

630 He has about ten seconds to clarify that he was talking about antifa and the feds but I really doubt that gonna happen. Disappointing to say the least.

Posted by: JoshO at January 05, 2022 02:46 PM (Z9wz+)

631 Basically Ted is Kristi Noem, but with boobs.

Perfect.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 05, 2022 02:48 PM (CX3cf)

632 Eh, if you're going to own a cat (we have 2), you have to resign yourself to the litterbox paws and just not think about it too much. That or monitor their movements 24/7.

That said, we never put foodstuffs directly on the kitchen counter for exactly this reason.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 05, 2022 02:51 PM (dfRN6)

633 93 13 I don't think we should elect the guy whose dad killed Kennedy. Lyin' Ted has now removed his mask.
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (B0mGw)

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Canadian too!
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Canadian too, Eh!

Posted by: Ciampino at January 05, 2022 02:52 PM (qfLjt)

634 The most genius move of the new year was when Dan "Cren"shaw called Marjorie Sailor Green a "Democrat"

Posted by: Le Swampon at January 05, 2022 02:53 PM (H0sa3)

635 116 Positioning against Trump is not a good (or smart) reason to attack *your own voters*.

Cruz has been broadcasting what he is on a 50,000 watt clear channel for a long time now.

FFS he couldn't be more forthright about what he thinks of you/us if he donned a Megyn Kelly wig and danced naked to tapes of BLM riots while singing I Touch Myself.
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Drat it. that image is going to require two gallons of eye bleach!

Posted by: Ciampino at January 05, 2022 02:58 PM (qfLjt)

636 ted cruzs wife is a managing director at goldman sachs...she was on the nsc and the cfr under bush...shes deep state all the way...if ted cruzs wife is deep state...so is he...i was trying to tell everybody this in 2015...nobody wanted to listen...

Posted by: sound awake at January 05, 2022 02:58 PM (Er0UY)

637 The sad part of it isn't really the politics.

The sad part is that there are political prisoners being held and no one will speak up for them.

I like Ted Cruz, but I wonder what his father thinks of him at this point. I've heard the man speak, and he speaks passionately about freedom and the political persecution in Cuba that they left.

My prayers continue to be with the political prisoners locked up. My vote and campaign dollars will continue to remain in my pocket. I know we are supposed to vote against Democrats, but it's hard to think about fellows citizens stripped naked and put through reprogramming techniques while Republicans not only do nothing, but actually speak out in favor of the narrative used to justify their torture.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 05, 2022 02:58 PM (5We2S)

638 I voted for Cruz in the 2016 Primary. Now, I'm super happy he lost. Sorry Cruz did you miss the Whitehouse being attacking in May and August? 50+ secret service injured when BLM threw BRICKS at them! Go F yourself.

Posted by: joseph w dagostino at January 05, 2022 03:03 PM (aHmN0)

639 To be fair though anything else he might have said you wouldn't see as he would be banned from social media.

Posted by: joseph w dagostino at January 05, 2022 03:04 PM (aHmN0)

640 Really disappointing. Cruz is dead to me now.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at January 05, 2022 03:05 PM (f9ipb)

641 452 I have heard they are good dogs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 05, 2022 02:12 PM (dNqv+)
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They're very fashionable, certainly. They're highly intelligent, but neurotic and skittish in my experience.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 05, 2022 02:15 PM (YhzyV)

In other words, exactly like most Bay Area folks.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at January 05, 2022 03:12 PM (1gif2)

642 Many of them didn't do so, and Cruz is the only one I know of that made anything more than a desultory technical effort.

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Pretty sure he did a snub speech at the 2016 convention.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2022 03:15 PM (eMEkg)

643 so i'm down to two senators that have my support: rand and tom cotton.

Posted by: Jack Burton, back in the fight at January 05, 2022 03:20 PM (AavQG)

644 640 Really disappointing. Cruz is dead to me now.

Same as that ball-balancer seal Crenshaw. His stance on 2A and other bedrock beliefs for the GOP (plus his darling wife attempting to steal an iPhone that recorded his tirade on 2A he didn't want to get released to the public) are tarnishing him, plus his adamant support for the BLM-Coffee guys...

There are ample snakes in the GOP tent that need rooted out...

Posted by: Pinochet Flight Air Attendant at January 05, 2022 03:24 PM (6E9Y8)

645 58 I'm disappointed with Cruz, but surprisingly not surprised.

Same here.
But why is it you NEVER hear a Democrat throw his party under the bus. Never.

Cruz should be ashamed of himself. This is traitorous.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 05, 2022 03:35 PM (yEZkN)

646 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 05, 2022 02:13 PM (SRRAx)

Hello & Happy New Year to you, Teresa

Posted by: Baldy at January 05, 2022 03:36 PM (SNxyW)

647 Wow. I did not hear that or see anyone else noting it. Yet anyway. Well Cruz has just screwed himself out of his 2nd run for President. On that alone I will not vote for him unless he quickly comes out and apologizes, reverses himself and explains why he said/thinks the way he did.

Eff Ted Cruz.

Posted by: jakee308 at January 05, 2022 03:36 PM (n08+I)

648 268 OK, little foggy on the proper attire for tomorrow. Sack clothe and ashes? Capitol police outfit? Somber yet tasteful black? Gonna need some style guidelines!
Posted by: Some Rat at January 05, 2022 01:53 PM (

Pretty sure it's white shirts, khaki pants, ball cap and tiki torches.
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Don't forget the buzzcut.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 05, 2022 03:40 PM (qfLjt)

649 301 264 >>> Pope criticizes couples who adopt pets instead of children: 'a form of selfishness'

Title slightly misleading, it's adopting pets instead of having children, not adopting pets instead of adopting children.
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Well in our household, it's the cats who have adopted us. So there!

Posted by: Ciampino at January 05, 2022 03:49 PM (qfLjt)

650 F*ck Ted Cruz

Say it with me. Chant it in stadiums. Buy the stickers on Amazon. Add a new line to the LGB store. We can make this happen. Down with the uniParty. They R and D are the terrorists.

Posted by: Madscientistmom at January 05, 2022 03:51 PM (hpJl9)

651 Cruz walked right in and joined Mike Pence and Nikki Halley in the "I thought I could pick up the pieces" crowd.

Posted by: SMOD at January 05, 2022 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

652 I was also a fan of Ted.

Dead to me now.

So I'm now down to only two votes in my life I've cast that don't make me throw up in my mouth a little remembering them, Fred Thompson and Donald Trump. And hate to say it, but I'm 50/50 on Trump at this point.

One thing our side has to stop doing is letting our enemies pick our leaders just by attacking them. That the Left attacks someone on our side does NOT make them our friend. The Left frequently attacks their moles on our side precisely so we support them. Think McCain, Romney and especially Bush.

Posted by: Qwinn at January 05, 2022 03:59 PM (dhqD5)

653 338 Just to clarify my above comment.

Trump was what he was because of his ego. A lot of people hated him because of that, but his ego is also what prevented him from caving to the backroom power brokers who told him he had to back off on immigration or lose all RNC support, or he had to keep pouring trillions into Astan or lose MIC (military industrial complex) support,....

A lot of people here don't like his ego. I love his ego - his ego is what keeps him from being a puppet like all the rest.
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What you said.

Posted by: Ciampino at January 05, 2022 04:01 PM (qfLjt)

654 So would you rather see Ted Cruz expelled from the Senate? Because that's what the Democrats are calling for because he challenged the Electoral College vote certification, and Vichy Mitchy, Mittens, etc. will be happy to back them up if he gives them an excuse.

Posted by: SDN at January 05, 2022 04:48 PM (5i0hy)

655 " DeepState went to Cruz as 2016 election approached. "

Illiniwek, I'm assuming you're just uninformed:

https://tinyl.io/5U2h
"
Dole, a former Kansas senator, was the Republican Party's presidential nominee in 1996.

Donald Trump would "probably work with Congress," though, Dole mused, because he's "kind of a deal maker."

Dole characterized Cruz as an "extremist" unwilling to work with his own party."

Posted by: SDN at January 05, 2022 04:55 PM (5i0hy)

656
Can we at least agree in 2023/2024 that we all FLAME for eternity all the lame posters here pushing for Cruz?

Posted by: Sapwolf at January 05, 2022 05:00 PM (etPhZ)

657 Wow! What a weasel. Ted's time is up.......

Posted by: Skip Krieger at January 05, 2022 06:13 PM (dGgcN)

658 Lyin' Ted's gonna do Ted shite.


Posted by: Redwine at January 05, 2022 06:22 PM (i5+zV)

659 24 DeSantis, Trump or stay home. That's 2024 for me.
I'll take MTG and Gosar for the win.

Posted by: Redwine at January 05, 2022 06:23 PM (i5+zV)

660 I'm not voting in the midterms. #uck the GOP. Lets see what 2 more years of fascism can do.

Posted by: MikeN at January 05, 2022 06:28 PM (RbVry)

661 Let's Go Ted Cruz!

... Is that considered hate speech?

Posted by: Another Anon at January 05, 2022 06:33 PM (bW28E)

662 FTC, FJB, FGOPe RINO whores.

Bannon is right. Nobody is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves. GOP precinct chair effort is where we can make a difference, get MAGA nominees and then get them elected.

Posted by: Optimus Maximus at January 05, 2022 07:08 PM (Rm5BV)

663 Never trusted the Cruz, he's a reptile and slimy just like little Marco Rubio. Prostitutes, all of them...

Posted by: legioinvictus at January 05, 2022 07:42 PM (gYXiq)

664 some of us. other of us were all in on Cruz bandwagon and fought bitterly for his "good name".
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2022 01:30 PM (V13WU)

one of them was me, I was wrong.

Cruz is just another poser, like Crenshaw

Posted by: Shoey77 at January 05, 2022 09:56 PM (fcWVN)

665 Cruz was saying this in the immediate aftermath of Jan 6th, it turned my stomach then and still does now. Not because i think he believes it but because it is a calculated statement to try and make him seem more moderate. I'll never vote for Cruz for his repeatedly calling Jan 6th a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Country_Breakfast at January 05, 2022 11:42 PM (3xple)

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