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Rumble Cafe
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Sunset at Le Dramont (French Riviera) by Eric Rousset
The Great Social Media Purge is on. There's an election coming up, after all. Democracy is at stake -- meaning, Democrats could lose power. The Tech Monopolists can't have that. I could not find the clip of Fauci announcing that children were in hospitals with covid not because of covid on YouTube; even though that is a very newsworthy, "hot" clip, YouTube censored it, so that Fauci's statements about children and covid from six months ago or a year ago filled up the search page. YouTube decided that people just shouldn't have access to Fauci's quote about that. They preferred you only see his older, scarier quotes. They are deliberately making themselves unfit for purpose. That got me looking around on Rumble, so some clips are from Rumble today. Man rescues baby deer from partly frozen pond where the ice has broken beneath her. It breaks beneath the man, too. Pet raccoon enjoys belly pets so much it goes dead. Bat giggling like Muttley from the Stop That Pigeon cartoon. Cow hearts chicken. Crow "fledged" on a guy's property and became pals with his dog. Cute: dog and fawn are friends. Electromagnetic fields, how do they work? Dog shows a lot of power in fetching this stick. Inman: Incivil disobedience.
Snacks time.. 🐼🎍😍 pic.twitter.com/qbEiX06wj1
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 4, 2022
Happy feet..🐧🌨️❄️😍 pic.twitter.com/8DZAivihLn
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 4, 2022
Dog helps bottle feed baby goat.🐶🍼🐐🥰 pic.twitter.com/tiJqTyV27w
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) January 3, 2022
How they check the temperature of a sea otter.. pic.twitter.com/mZFfR0YdPG
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) January 2, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 07:31 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 07:31 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 07:31 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: f'd at January 04, 2022 07:31 PM (vrz2I)
"Oh my stars"
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 04, 2022 07:32 PM (lCui1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2022 07:33 PM (qVIZY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 04, 2022 07:33 PM (todmg)
Posted by: Blutarski at January 04, 2022 07:33 PM (PlM7q)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 04, 2022 07:33 PM (1kZuj)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 04, 2022 07:33 PM (lCui1)
Public officials should be beaten at least once a week to remind them who is the boss.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2022 07:34 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 04, 2022 07:34 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 04, 2022 07:34 PM (lCui1)
Ethan Nicolle is the guy that did axe cop. Voiced by the parks and recreation, Nicholas Offerman. I loved that show it was hilarious. It was a show where a guy took the ideas his little brother came up with and mad a whole show out of it. It was pretty darn funny.
Ok he gets to the part where he talks about how he got fired. He got fired because 1) he worked all night/morning on preparing Elon's interview video then missed an early AM meeting with the CEO. 2) He had his "entertainment attorney" in to discuss his most recent contract.
Missing a morning meeting + lawyer = he got fired. Ok, also Crowder made him a good offer. So that and the other stuff pissed of the bee.
I don't think there's really bad blood there. Just the biz. They'll cool off and I hope they all do really well. I still hope to hear good things from all of them.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 07:35 PM (/c1QV)
Posted by: Skip g at January 04, 2022 07:35 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 04, 2022 07:36 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 04, 2022 07:34 PM (R/m4+)
I hope you are running for public office this year and that's your campaign motto!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 07:36 PM (hOUT3)
Amazing how people were screaming they were causing cancer and all that just a couple decades ago.
Now with cellphones and wi-fi permeating every centimeter of air space we hear nary a peep.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2022 07:36 PM (qVIZY)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 07:36 PM (SH2Zi)
I was waiting for some Rube Goldberg affair, putting the otter in an ice bath and timing how long it takes the ice to melt, or something. That was anticlimactic. But cute.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 07:37 PM (P1f+c)
In: Whip Brandon!
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 04, 2022 07:37 PM (qVIZY)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at January 04, 2022 07:33 PM (1kZuj)
Trust us, it is safe!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 07:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Skip
The raccoon was an arsonist?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 04, 2022 07:37 PM (lCui1)
Was there a couple of years ago. Marginally better. Gals are still topless here and there, not that I noticed.
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 07:38 PM (AmoqO)
JUST IN: Jan. 6 Panel Seeks Cooperation From Fox News Host Sean Hannity
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 04, 2022 07:38 PM (UHVv4)
He got fired because 1) he worked all night/morning on preparing Elon's interview video then missed an early AM meeting with the CEO.
Posted by: banana Dream
Yeah....
Sounds like he has a habit of doing this and making excuses.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 07:38 PM (ZaxH7)
I was waiting for some Rube Goldberg affair, putting the otter in an ice bath and timing how long it takes the ice to melt, or something. That was anticlimactic. But cute.
Posted by: mikeski
And much more civilized than how they take a large percentage of human temperatures.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 07:38 PM (mD/uy)
See, I knew the posture of the CEO in the Musk interview was telling.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 04, 2022 07:38 PM (QYPq3)
dude was outed as a total cuck who was into the gheys and whoring out his wife to make money. appears to be a total op against conservatives. due is a straight up grifter. the imagery coming out of murphy taking dildoes in his ass might even make the saltiest horde members blush.
total fucking letdown because the dude had great guests on his show and there were very interesting interviews to listen to.
Posted by: Jack Burton, back in the fight at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (kKUfp)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (L9/32)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 07:20 PM
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I don't know, but now I can't stop thinking of Audrey saying "deserves got nothin' to do with it" before she blows away Gene Hackman
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at January 04, 2022 07:37 PM (lCui1)
And it stunk on ice.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (SH2Zi)
*happy dance*
Ok now the other people on the bus are moving away from me. This is good.
*moar happy dance*
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 04, 2022 07:40 PM (3NkDy)
I was waiting for some Rube Goldberg affair, putting the otter in an ice bath and timing how long it takes the ice to melt, or something. That was anticlimactic. But cute.
Posted by: mikeski
They measure the speed at which the otter goes from a resting state to surprise anal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 07:40 PM (II3Gr)
I was waiting for some Rube Goldberg affair,"
Topic screams out for a Gary Larson cartoon panel.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 04, 2022 07:41 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 04, 2022 07:42 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Surpise Otter, LPN at January 04, 2022 07:42 PM (SH2Zi)
*moar happy dance*
Posted by: nurse ratched
lol.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 07:42 PM (qpolg)
Here's the interview again if you want to listen:
https://bit.ly/332hohG
It was just business stuff. Ethan rubbed the CEO wrong. It happens.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 07:43 PM (/c1QV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 04, 2022 07:43 PM (FVME7)
Glad my prediction was wrong.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 07:43 PM (mmU7u)
Tim Pool show is like a dorm-room discussion, but nobody brings any drugs to share, so what's the point?
Yeah, that Jack Murphy story is a doozy. Grifters everywhere.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 04, 2022 07:43 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip g at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Ben Had
They wet their food, because they don't have salivary glands.
But, I suspect that you knew that; living in the wild kingdom and all.
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (SDI6g)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 07:45 PM (/c1QV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 07:45 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022
Nah, he looks smaller than the other so he's probably just a happy kid.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 07:45 PM (qpolg)
Not much content worth watching either.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at January 04, 2022 07:45 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 07:45 PM (/c1QV)
According to Ethan, Frank left BB, as well.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 04, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: Skip g at January 04, 2022 07:46 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 07:46 PM (/U27+)
--------
Found out she was an Indian. Murf didn't like it but came around when the Indians tried to burn them out. Good movie.
Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2022 07:46 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)
At least they don't claim free energy or perpetual motion.
Posted by: ChuckKuecker at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (w0YM7)
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (mZUr4)
Since when does everyone have to be morose and bummed out and dead all the time!
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. No sense bickering and arguing over who killed who.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (S1Ngt)
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 04, 2022 07:46 PM (QYPq3)
Really? Wow. That's a big loss.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (/c1QV)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (V13WU)
Penguins are the best. Happy animals. Bring joy.
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:47 PM (V13WU)
__________
Penguins are the avian equivalent of axe murderers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 07:49 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 04, 2022 07:49 PM (4kNoB)
Posted by: dartist at January 04, 2022 07:46 PM
This, too, is the story of my people.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, back from CA where I won the recall for Hairgel at January 04, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ChuckKuecker at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (w0YM7)
Y'all got anymore of them free energy? We can't plug our EVs in.
Posted by: State of California at January 04, 2022 07:49 PM (QYPq3)
Hugs not drugs
Penguins are Happy
No bats for Us
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (V13WU)
Burma Shave!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (II3Gr)
Don't know what was done on the back end of the site but whatever was done and whoever fixed it thank you. It's no longer crashing my browser two seconds after loading it.
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (3D46N)
Kamala, not to be outdone, says that she and Biden are all about "getting America moving again".
This was said while I-95 was frozen over with snowed in cars.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Since when does everyone have to be morose and bummed out and dead all the time!
This is supposed to be a happy occasion. No sense bickering and arguing over who killed who.
Posted by: nurse ratched
What's the occasion ?
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (V13WU)
At least they don't claim free energy or perpetual motion.
Posted by: ChuckKuecker at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (w0YM7)
_________
Free energy and perpetual motion are the keys to ending our addiction to fossil fuels.
Posted by: Sociology Majors who Love Science Sexually at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)
I think it was a tweet from some stranded motorist on I-95 asking why the expensive digital signs on the roads they say gave them no info or warning about the traffic debacle they were driving into - but incessantly yelled at them to Wear Masks! Stay Safe! Blah blah blah!.
For almost 2 years now here, I've been marveling at/appalled by/yelling at the idiotic digital road signs with their stupid C19 propaganda. I remarked to the boss, as we drove somewhere day-time on December 31, that finally there was some relevant info on the signs (Don't Drink Drive Tonight/Free Public Transit).
There's something especially degrading and orwellian about the mundane and often useful invention of the traffic conditions sign being turned into another megaphone for The Great Idiocy.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 07:49 PM (/U27+)
...misunderstood ?
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ChuckKuecker at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (w0YM7)
That was my suspicion, but magnetic coin? Probably something made to look like a coin.
But here's a mindbender.
https://youtu.be/bHIhgxav9LY
Posted by: Surpise Otter, LPN at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Die, pandas, die!
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (3D46N)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 07:53 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 04, 2022 07:53 PM (E44td)
Posted by: nurse ratched
What's the occasion ?
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (arJlL)
Did someone get laid?
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 07:53 PM (HzmGb)
At least they don't claim free energy or perpetual motion.
Posted by: ChuckKuecker
Scroll down and watch the reversed video. It makes more sense that way.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 07:53 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (5We2S)
Fist bump
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 07:54 PM (v8mjE)
Posted by: nurse ratched
When I used to try to happy tap dance with you, you weren't so happy.
Posted by: Woody W. XXIII at January 04, 2022 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (OTzUX)
It was bad before that. All they've ever done is cause slowdowns.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at January 04, 2022 07:54 PM (QYPq3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 04, 2022 07:53 PM (E44td)
JJ's getting laid!
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 07:54 PM (2OHkH)
When the john goldman grifter story first broke, I assumed he was just another liar who would say anything for $$.
But "jack murphy" is much, much worse than that. He is a perverted degenerate.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 07:54 PM (ZaxH7)
For almost 2 years now here, I've been marveling at/appalled by/yelling at the idiotic digital road signs with their stupid C19 propaganda.
_________
Featured on electronic signs in Houston: directions to ethnic festivals, public service announcements
Not featured: notifications of accidents or road construction
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: Robert
I don't want to say it was Aliens but - it was Aliens.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 04, 2022 07:48 PM (S1Ngt)
The Butler did it.
Fight me.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (ItDAh)
Posted by: Dry-mouth coon at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (n/szn)
Time to prepare to ditch the MSM which not includes FB ( already off that one ) Twitter which no doubt I will be thrown off soon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (Irn0L)
Don't know what was done on the back end of the site but whatever was done and whoever fixed it thank you. It's no longer crashing my browser two seconds after loading it.
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 07:50 PM (3D46N)
I echo Robert's thanks! Day threads I'm on my computer and evening threads / ONT I'm on my phone. Threads are now running silky smooth on my phone. Many thanks!!
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 07:56 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 07:57 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 07:57 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 07:57 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Robert
I don't want to say it was Aliens but - it was Aliens.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (mD/uy)
We fix. No problems.
Posted by: Starbucks Beijing at January 04, 2022 07:57 PM (V13WU)
But Frank Flemming is a skilled programmer and that's his day job so he can stay or go or do anything they want. I hope this doesn't hurt the bee.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 07:58 PM (/c1QV)
Way back in the day I had a blog and I was blog pals with ace (bet he doesn't remember) and with Frank. I made media contributions to both sites.
Somewhere the Ace of Spades theme song still exists.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 07:59 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (OTzUX)
Annoying sure. Degrading and Orwellian?
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 07:59 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 07:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 04, 2022 07:59 PM (UHVv4)
The USS Ashli Babbitt
the 1/6 gulag memorial
continual Biden impeachments
Special committees on Pelosi and Fauci...lotsa subpoenas
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 07:59 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 07:57 PM (YA6qT)
May Pixy's dreams be filled with magical girl transformations of all kinds.
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (oYgyG)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: rhomboid
I'm no great fan of the electrics but there's a guy putting out vids from WeberAuto Channel at Weber State University (WSU).
Desc - The purpose of this channel is to help prepare the next generation of service professionals in the automotive industry.
The videos I post are related to the topics I teach during the current semester here at WSU. I always strive to keep up to date and bring my students the latest technology as well as teaching them proper diagnostic and service methodology.
Our videos contain highly technical content related to Hybrid and Electric vehicles, Automatic Transmissions, Manual Drivetrain, and Vibration Diagnostics. This is not the Disney Channel.
This guy is very, very interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2022 07:55 PM (Irn0L)
Never had FB but I still lurk on Twitter. I noticed today that my account is still followed by Tami -- which is both sad and nice at the same time. I hope her account doesn't get deleted. Kinda like some of the contacts in my phone that I can't bring myself to delete even though those folks have passed away.
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (mZUr4)
Deader.than. EVAH.
Posted by: Starbucks Beijing at January 04, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)
https://twitter.com/TheEliKlein/status/
1476917049435856925
Posted by: Happy at January 04, 2022 08:01 PM (OyKfa)
Why does Highlander need to be "rebooted?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
__________
Needs more BIPOC, gays and trannies?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 08:01 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 08:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM
Because there can't be only one.
Posted by: Hollywood at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Special committees on Pelosi and Fauci...lotsa subpoenas
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 07:59 PM
followed by The Holy Trebuchet of Righteous Justice
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (ZZK0E)
Note that the "learning curve" for most Americans now appears to be, as I've long noted, pretty flat. Not sure there's a limit to the destructive behavior of voters. Best way to bet, anyway.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (oYgyG)
Pixy may have cost ace 1000s of hits per day.
Those of people trying to quickly click the comments button hoping to beat the browser crash.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Javems
That's their brandon impersonation !
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 08:02 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 07:57 PM (YA6qT)
Must be because Pixy is now partying like it's 1980 and left 1979 in the dust!!
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (mZUr4)
Manchin will wake up with a dead gay hooker in his bed tomorrow.
Posted by: the FBI at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: Skip g at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (ZaxH7)
Well, in this #Woke reboot, Highlander reveals "it" is really Bilander!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (hOUT3)
things to do for the 2023 GOP Super Congress:
_________
COVID War Crimes Tribunal. To be held in Waco, TX.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (/U27+)
Didn't you guys just have one, like a month ago ??
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (TAJj/)
Needs more BIPOC, gays and trannies?
==
no. but yes.
I rewatched the highlander TV show thanks to covid and there's a lot of missed things. Probably because they had no idea how long the show would last.
they killed off cool immortals right away, the whole thing with Poochie...I mean Ritchie. VanderNoot never got naked as promised. They let freshman art film students direct half the episodes. They killed clauides or clarence orwhatever
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 07:20 PM
Nope - not even close.
Hepburn plays an orphan girl who was adopted by Lillian Bush's character when a young papoose. She passes for white.
The Kiowa come calling 18 years later, and Burt Lancaster realizes he can marry his half-sister, after all.
Horribly politically incorrect - them Injuns is mean people.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (SRRAx)
I think it was a tweet from some stranded motorist on I-95 asking why the expensive digital signs on the roads they say gave them no info or warning about the traffic debacle they were driving into - but incessantly yelled at them to Wear Masks! Stay Safe! Blah blah blah!.
Posted by: rhomboid
Thank you and yes. The quote is from this Fox News article:
tinyurl.com/25zmnpbk
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (zWpOF)
Posted by: Beverly at January 04, 2022 08:04 PM (Ch+tK)
Posted by: the FBI at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (ZaxH7)[/i%]
Take more than that to harm a Democrat.
Maybe he liked a Chappelle tweet or something.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (OTzUX)
the DOJ gonna need to go. ngmi
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (ZZK0E)
I was just listening to that Rumble video with Desmet. The man nails exactly what's going on here with mass formation. He lays out the conditions necessary, which are emergent from the larger society: social isolation, lack of meaning in life and work, which lead to free-floating anxiety and free-floating aggression and frustration.
You're anxious, angry, and frustrated, and you don't know why. There is the kindling for the mass formation psychosis. Some event happens, or some specific event or idea comes along, and the crowd's attention on that becomes singular, and hypnotic.
This gives the mass formation a villain, a target, for all their fear and aggression. A leader comes along, says he's gonna fix it, and the mass is now hypnotized.
Those that don't go along are quickly dehumanized. They are denied "citizenship" and even membership in the human race. Why? Because they oppose the "solution" of attacking the mass's enemy or threat. The new solution makes them all feel better, and here's these others trying to stop that and make me feel awful again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Any planning for this year's Texas MoMeet yet? 'Cause if there is, I need to register myself and my sister. She brings food, I bring rosaries and probably snack foods. I can't drive as far as Corsicana, but to her, it's nothing. So, when does the info come out?
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM
Ann, quick question: do you have any experience building and / or operating a truck mounted trebuchet?
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 08:06 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 04, 2022 08:06 PM (UHVv4)
*wonders if the barrel is still a thing*
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:06 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 08:06 PM (2JoB8)
Starve the FANGs of our traffic, and feed the free channels.
Posted by: Beverly at January 04, 2022 08:07 PM (Ch+tK)
Stupid autocorrect.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief
At least it wasn't MISH, not Bush.
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 08:07 PM (arJlL)
If you like funny grown-up animation like adult swim stuff Axe Cop was pretty good, look it up. Imagine an animated Kung Fury mixed with a Hillstreet Blues.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 08:07 PM (/c1QV)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 08:03 PM (JJatH)
I defer to Ben Had, but the MoMe schedule is dependent on other activities that are independent of the MoMe. Just make no plans for anything else from 19OCT to 30OCT and adjust as events unfold!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: BBB pushers at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Paco at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:09 PM (BqFQD)
Chairman Dan Crenshaw- We have 35,000 emails showing everything fauci knew. Evidence for at least 50 crimes against humanity. Dr Fauci, here is your subpoena.
Fauci: No
Crenshaw: Awwww, shucks. Well we tried.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (bKdTl)
--
looking at GTTR, need more folks to follow than just posobeic and joe rogan
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Doof
The wimps putting close tags in their nicks have reduced me to a minor meme. But I will return. When you least expect me.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (YA6qT)
BBQ. Bacon.
Done.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)
me me me! and then follow the peeps I do (mostly, I have been kinda following basically anyone who likes or comments on my posts)
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 08:11 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (/c1QV)
The road signs out here all say "Vax up! Let's end Covid now". Or sometimes they tell you not to drive drunk. It's the nanny state.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (5HBd1)
_________
"Don't Drink and Vax!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (YA6qT)
don't you hate it when those signs have a thing like "alert! silver nissan! missing person"
wtf there are ten jillion silver nissans on the road what am I looking for?!!? a guy a kid a girl what? just the CAR?!! and they never give a model year or license number!
Posted by: Black Orchid at January 04, 2022 08:12 PM (j9HX3)
About the TXMoMe, The date has been selected , the menu has not.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (YA6qT)
BBQ. Bacon.
Done.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM
did anyone ever own up to that most excellent cheesy hominy casserole thingie? I desperately need that recipe
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (mbFEM)
Needs to be a ringtone download
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
I've noted at least one persecuted unperson UToob channel (cigar related) has taken a half-step in the direction I would think zillions of people would long since have taken - they have their own website with videos, including extended versions of the ones on UToob - and during the extended parts they speak Forbidden Words and think Forbidden Thoughts, etc.
I've had the nuts-n-bolts technical and $ reasons for UToob's dominant near-monopoly voxsplained to me several times, and still don't get why their behavior hasn't created several alternatives.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (OTzUX)
Stick with it then.
When I think of Orwellian I think of totalitarians not traffic signs.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: Paco at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (njExo)
don't you hate it when those signs have a thing like "alert! silver nissan! missing person"
__________
In some town 200 miles away. "Call police!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 04, 2022 08:14 PM (/U27+)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 08:14 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ben Had
___
You're sweet.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:14 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:14 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Doof
The wimps putting close tags in their nicks have reduced me to a minor meme. But I will return. When you least expect me.
Posted by: The Barrel at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (P1f+c)
Mixed feelings. I've been saved from the barrel a few times recently. Once today, I believe. But without the threat of a barrel trip, folks might get sloppier.
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 08:15 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Mookie at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:14 PM (bKdTl)
Especially since nothing was connected to the positive terminals.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM (7cRTM)
Why do men have nipples?
Why did the Chinese POD source everyone uses stop making saddle stitch books?
How did Brian Stelter land a job at CNN with his own show?
But most of all I wonder how a woman can be put in jail for pimping little girls out without any of the men she pimped those girls TO being arrested?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM (ZZK0E)
Some day Stephen Price Blair will triple his eggplant dish. That stuff is gone faster than a flash.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Sure they do, just not a constantly-changing one. DC electromagnets are a thing.
Batteries connected at only one end, like in that fake video, don't.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:17 PM (P1f+c)
A kidnapped child in Riverside is not very likely to cross my path down here, but thanks for letting me know to be on the lookout.
Somehow I've turned all that stuff off. Will switch it back on for wildfire contingency, but not sure Reverse 911 works that way, so maybe it doesn't matter.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (mbFEM)
Needs to be a ringtone download
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (hOUT3)
I know how to make an iPhone ringtone out of any audio file. Just need a place to host it.
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:17 PM (mZUr4)
All those moments will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (7cRTM)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)
Imagine if you sent that message by me to me in 2004? I'd be like, gay commie what?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:19 PM (ZZK0E)
Where nobody knows your name,
And there always sad you came,
You wanna go where you can see,
The country is all aflame,
You wanna be where nobody knows your name.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 04, 2022 08:19 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM (KZzsI)
They're richer and more powerful than her.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:19 PM (II3Gr)
Some day Stephen Price Blair will triple his eggplant dish. That stuff is gone faster than a flash.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:16 PM
and by "triple" you mean having to bring it in on a flat bed
and a 55 gallon drum of Jak Sucio's pozole...
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2022 08:19 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
--
worse. but the idea that the overstate has pushed an idea that caucasians with tans and/or funny hats are minorities. cuckoo.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:20 PM (ZZK0E)
Done.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:10 PM (mbFEM)
..and Whisky. Can't forget the whisky...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 04, 2022 08:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Once you have this hypnotized mass coalesced around this one thing, the enemy/threat, they will follow unquestionably. The leaders can do anything, make things much worse, take everything away even, and the mass doesn't care, so singular is their focus.
The narrative gets more absurd and ridiculous all the time. This is a feature, not a bug, with a mass formation psychosis. The measures taken, the orders given, become more absurd and ritualistic.
Following those is how you participate and show you are part of the Body.
Masks, anyone? Absurd and ridiculous ritual that must be slavishly followed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 08:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 08:21 PM (2JoB8)
Would be a great ringtone.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:21 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 04, 2022 08:19 PM (DUIap)
Olympic size swimming pool
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:21 PM (II3Gr)
That wasn't so bad. I was worried someone was going to break out the rectal thermometer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 04, 2022 08:21 PM (hVqGz)
Masks, anyone? Absurd and ridiculous ritual that must be slavishly followed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 08:20 PM (Mzdiz)
So Kathy Hochul wants the right to imprison (without trial) anyone she considers to be "a public health risk."
Sounds pretty extreme, but I'm sure there are a lot of people who think this is fine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Andrew C., (D-NY) at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Paco at January 04, 2022 08:13 PM (njExo)
I liked it! It's been at least 30 years since I saw it last, though, so I can't remember much beyond the basic plot....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (mbFEM)
snow falling gently in gray boxes
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 07:36 PM (SH2Zi)
Isn't Brazil the place where they behead soccer referees? The mayor got off too easy.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Because testosterone doesn't take over early enough, and a male is a modified female.
Same reason we have seams on our sacks.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (P1f+c)
Batteries connected at only one end, like in that fake video, don't.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:17 PM (P1f+c)
Yeah, i should have said alternating magnetic field, which you need to produce the motor effect. Only way that would have worked was if the outer thing was moving. And the batteries were actually connected to something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (7cRTM)
Sounds pretty extreme, but I'm sure there are a lot of people who think this is fine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:22 PM (Mzdiz)
Can't wait to get to Florida.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:24 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (mbFEM)
snow falling gently in gray boxes
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (hOUT3
Easter chicks hardening in their plastic wrappers
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:24 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 08:24 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Rosasharn at January 04, 2022 08:24 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:25 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:25 PM (YA6qT)
"Cancelling student debt is good but we could do more.
The government should also tax non-college grads in order to fund a $5,000 annual gift for all college grads as a way to show appreciation for how smart and productive we are."
https://tinyurl.com/yc5zner6
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:25 PM (BqFQD)
===
Symmetry.
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 08:18 PM (V13WU)
...
Otherwise "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" doesn't work.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 04, 2022 08:25 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 08:21 PM (2JoB
"Little black book"?
*snort*
More like the Encyclopedia Britannica of Perverts and Pedophiles.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
I got some news for you.
Your mouthwash just ain't makin' it.
Posted by: Inspector Harry Callahan at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Say whaaaaaat?
Posted by: zombie Michael Faraday at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Skip at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (2JoB8)
Lack of respect for different opinions, you say?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (bKdTl)
___
Yet Adam was created first.
I have a lot of questions for the Lord when I see Him.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:27 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 08:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:24 PM (4fSQf)
You've got to open those wrappers to allow the chicks to get a little tough and chewy.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (BqFQD)
I got a LOT of problems with that guy!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Say whaaaaaat?
Posted by: zombie Michael Faraday at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Funny, I made an electric motor powered by a battery in Jr. High
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (AiZBA)
The narrative gets more absurd and ridiculous all the time. This is a feature, not a bug, with a mass formation psychosis. The measures taken, the orders given, become more absurd and ritualistic.
Following those is how you participate and show you are part of the Body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 08:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Is this thread about me?
Posted by: A certain Bohemian Corporal of 1930s fame at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (BqFQD)
___
Yet Adam was created first.
I have a lot of questions for the Lord when I see Him.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (BqFQD)
Adam was created from the dust. Eve from his rib.
Babies are created from dancing too close with women. And I think you can catch them from toilet seats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (bKdTl)
They don't make New Yorkers the way they used to.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (mbFEM)
https://youtu.be/bHIhgxav9LY
Posted by: Surpise Otter, LPN at January 04, 2022 07:52 PM (SH2Zi)
I think I lost brain cells watching that. I'm not sure I got it.
I better hit the sauce !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Insomniac
___
It's not Him, it's us.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (BqFQD)
So God's a chick after all?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: SMOD at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:29 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:25 PM (YA6qT)
Just makin' sure that Blaster didn't forget.
Starting to plan the drive:
2 days down
3 days back
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (P1f+c)
Do WHAT, now?!?!?!?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM
Baby I'm your man...
La la la la la
La la la la la
Posted by: Cherenkov Blue Oyster Cult at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Insomniac
___
Both men and women are made in His image.
So yes and no.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
What about Gettr?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (II3Gr)
I was tempted to say "and vice versa", but thought better of it!
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Are we or are we not doing phrasing?
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (mbFEM)
I have a lot of questions for the Lord when I see Him.
==
...and then the Lord will point to a certain book and tell you to read it the first few chapters again....
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (V13WU)
Mostly benign in the history of repressive regimes.
Trending badly when you look at American history.
The fundamental American traits of freedom and liberty are mostly a thing of the past.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sociology Majors who Love Science Sexually at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)
Precisely. That's why I call upon scientists and engineers to make this happen. For the future of our planet.
Posted by: Ted Talker at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)
You don't actually eat those things do you? I thought they were in the same category as fruit cake.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: runner
__
And in scripture, He says He doesn't reveal everything.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM
And some things without.
Posted by: Covid Fear Producers at January 04, 2022 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:32 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:23 PM (P1f+c)
Do WHAT, now?!?!?!?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (SRRAx)
Taint nothing to worry about.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (4fSQf)
Flyers appeared on some New York-licensed cars in Palm Beach, Florida, over the weekend instructing any "woke" people to leave the state, according to police. The flyers concerned some Palm Beach residents who worried the message could be a threat, or at least a lack of respect for people with differing opinions, the Palm Beach Post reported.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Definitely a hoax.
Palm Beach is a deep blue haven for far-left Democrats.
This hoax stinks of "this is MAGA country!" in the smollet-chicago hoax.
Posted by: the FBI at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM
Roaches have nipples I guess.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Yeah, but one really should ask nicely. Just makes the whole enterprise go a bit smoother.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (mD/uy)
"Cancelling student debt is good but we could do more.
The government should also tax non-college grads in order to fund a $5,000 annual gift for all college grads as a way to show appreciation for how smart and productive we are."
https://tinyurl.com/yc5zner6
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:25 PM (BqFQD)
I'm reading it as tongue firmly in cheek...
At least I hope so!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (BqFQD)
He even said don't stand up on the altar with too short a skirt or you'll reveal everything. And then bad things will happen.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (mbFEM)
As for phrasing, I can take it or leave it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (Mzdiz
*side eye*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:30 PM (hOUT3)
That's OK, I'm sure it's true.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: the FBI at January 04, 2022 08:33 PM (ZaxH7)
If it were real, there would be nooses involved!
Case closed.
Posted by: GOPe Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 08:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 04, 2022 08:35 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Yeah, but one really should ask nicely. Just makes the whole enterprise go a bit smoother.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (mD/uy)
Don't milk the bull !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 08:35 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (YA6qT)
I'll bring some soup. Savory, savory soup. Just need help warming it up. Are we talking about spring or fall?
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:35 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:08 PM (YA6qTM
I'll bring the oyster loaf and boiled okra.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 08:36 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 04, 2022 08:36 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:36 PM (YA6qT)
Krystle Baker's diet, chosen to help her produce funky farts to sell in jars, leads to chest pain scare.
https://bit.ly/3sYth36
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 08:36 PM (i0wNm)
At least I hope so!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Perhaps, but we are so far down the Poe's Law rabbit hole that I would not take that bet.
Posted by: CppThis at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Ben Had
Ben Had - he is one of the people I actually met! Nice and friendly. Meeting the Morons was the most normal thing I did in 2020. People were so nice and welcoming it was unnerving for me!
Posted by: Rosasharn at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: Sociology Majors who Love Science Sexually at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)
Everyone knows that you get perpetual motion by slathering a cat's belly with grape jelly, then dropping him/her over a white carpeted floor!
https://tinyurl.com/PerpetualMotionVideo
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (SRRAx)
I started watching Yellowstone.
It's Longmire meets Legends of the Fall meets The Sopranos, but really bad.
It's a big-budget, hollywood soap opera set in Montana and everyone dresses like a fag cowboy from The Village People. Everyone talks like they're from hollywood.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 08:34 PM
If your skirt is short enough, you don't have to gird your loins, apparently.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:32 PM (YA6qT)
I see no competitions I want to enter at that time of year. The powers that be have moved Nationals to June, so October is open.
I need to remind myself that I love to drive, and Texas is one of the few states I haven't visited.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 04, 2022 08:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sociology Majors who Love Science Sexually at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)
Precisely. That's why I call upon scientists and engineers to make this happen. For the future of our planet.
Posted by: Ted Talker at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (DTX3h)
We're on it! As soon as you send $7 Trillion for initial materials and labor to our Swiss accounts, that is. (Contact Hunter B for those numbers.) We'll contact you when we have a prototype ready for a demonstration. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Posted by: Every University and Snake Oil Salesman in the World at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (YA6qT)
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I"ve said this before, but most shows...their season ones suck. They have no idea who the characters are. Like Parks n Rec or The Office (fun fact, the office sucked until Carrels character left).
Yellowstone S1 did feel like homework but whoa S2 and S3 were fun.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: CppThis at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (UewuT)
https://tinyurl.com/PerpetualMotionVideo
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade Plucky Comic Relief at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (SRRAx)
Remember that desk Knick knack 'perpetual' bird dipping it's beak in a pail?
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (YA6qT)
Don't worry, we'll catch you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:40 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:40 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 04, 2022 08:35 PM (2NHgQ)
Prayers up for you and the Hubby.
My understanding is that shoulder surgery is one of the most painful post op...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 04, 2022 08:40 PM (BgMrQ)
Almonds ?
Posted by: runner
Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at January 04, 2022 08:41 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:37 PM (ZaxH7)
and their shits all F*ucked up
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 04, 2022 08:41 PM (M+Lyo)
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 08:36 PM (i0wNm)
Oh yeah. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 04, 2022 08:41 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:41 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:42 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:42 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 08:42 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Sociology Majors who Love Science Sexually at January 04, 2022 07:51 PM (/U27+)
Precisely. That's why I call upon scientists and engineers to make this happen. For the future of our planet.
Posted by: Ted Talker at January 04, 2022 08:31 PM (DTX3h)
We're on it! As soon as you send $7 Trillion for initial materials and labor to our Swiss accounts, that is. (Contact Hunter B for those numbers.) We'll contact you when we have a prototype ready for a demonstration. Don't call us, we'll call you.
Posted by: Every University and Snake Oil Salesman in the World at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (AMIL/)
Be sure to earmark some of that money for event security. Because on the off chance that your prototype actually works, we're gonna protest it all day errday.
Posted by: Radical Environmentalists at January 04, 2022 08:43 PM (UewuT)
https://bit.ly/3sYth36
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Posted by: bonhomme at January 04, 2022 08:36 PM (i0wNm)
Good gawd. The simps are buying farts now? We are doomed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:44 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:44 PM (ZaxH7)
It's God's Country Eye Candy with horses and cute girls.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:45 PM (bKdTl)
You're making me laugh.
~~~
Babies are created from dancing too close with women. And I think you can catch them from toilet seats.
~~~
I'm confused on this one: do you catch women or babies from toilet seats?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:45 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 08:45 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (ZaxH7)
Toyota probably thinks there is saturation in the SUV market and wants to get into another section with a proven name and design
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 08:45 PM (ZMraq)
Simple, really.
Clone the dinosaurs from those amber mosquitoes, wait till they grow up, then bury them in Texas. Four years or so later, oil.
Duh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:46 PM (4fSQf)
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I knew the end times were gonna be kinda scary, but idiotic?
People buying jars of farts.
We deserve to be wiped out by God.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:46 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 08:43 PM (II3Gr)
They buy $5,000 coat racks that look like a bicycle with a big ass tablet stapled to the handlebars.
Fart in a Can is actually a step up for them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (AmoqO)
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Posted by: bonhomme
Good gawd. The simps are buying farts now? We are doomed.
Posted by: Insomniac
The outrageous antics of humans doesn't surprise me. What does is that someone green-lighted a story announcing this latest wrinkle.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (uqhdD)
Posted by: Rodard at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (gt4m2)
Any penguin-ologists around?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (kDqMO)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at
Worry! Much worry!!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:48 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:48 PM (bKdTl)
Simple, really.
Clone the dinosaurs from those amber mosquitoes, wait till they grow up, then bury them in Texas. Four years or so later, oil.
Duh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:46 PM (4fSQf)
Fund it!
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 08:48 PM (Pof/y)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 08:48 PM (JJatH)
Suspected of what??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Laughing during no-laughing week?
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Rodard at January 04, 2022 08:49 PM (gt4m2)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2022 08:49 PM (uqhdD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:49 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:49 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2022 08:49 PM (uqhdD)
Suspected of what??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Laughing during no-laughing week?
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:48 PM (P1f+c)
It's a No-Dong that identifies as a Man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 04, 2022 08:49 PM (uqhdD)
What do they wear if they sell them all?
Seems a little silly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
No lie.
I've been milking this boiler install for two weeks.
Posted by: Plumber at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (kDqMO)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 08:45 PM (ZMraq)
I have rented two Toyotas in the last several months. One SUV and one sedan.
I was amazed at how absolutely shitty they were.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (bKdTl)
Any penguin-ologists around?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 04, 2022 08:47 PM (kDqMO)
You rang?
Posted by: Jerry "The Penguin" Nadler at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (AiZBA)
It's God's Country Eye Candy with horses and cute girls.
Most of them are cute, but that butthurt lantern-jawed one isn't.
Posted by: Happy at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (OyKfa)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 08:05 PM (Mzdiz)
Napoleon ended Frances mass formation. Kruschev and exhaustion ended Stalin's.
Desmet suggested finding a new way and selling people on it. Not going back to the old way that failed and made people afraid, and not the emergency that makes people kill each other.
I bet a lot of people would like more control over their own lives.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Dunno but I do know this: If you take a baby to the grocery store, you can attract more gals than you can easily deal with.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
No lie.
I've been milking this boiler install for two weeks.
Posted by: Plumber at January 04, 2022 08:50 PM (kDqMO)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NIPPLES ARE A TYPE OF PLUMBING FITTING
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 08:52 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:52 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 08:52 PM (TAJj/)
Dr. Mattias Desmet, Dr. Robert Malone, Dr. Peter McCullough (Mass Formation Psychosis) on Tommy's Podcast
on Rumble
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 08:52 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Rodard at January 04, 2022 08:52 PM (gt4m2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2022 08:52 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:44 PM (bKdTl)
Unicorn Flatulence. Nuff said.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (ItDAh)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (YA6qT)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (ZZK0E)
Suspected of what??
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Laughing during no-laughing week?
Using sarcasm?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (ZMraq)
Hell, i'd settle for the plain old illusion of control at this point.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (6FeV1)
I have a lot of questions for the Lord when I see Him.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:26 PM (BqFQD)
I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 08:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 08:54 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:54 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:53 PM (BqFQD)
Love that show
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: LASue
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What...Adam created first, or being able to ask the Lord questions in Heaven?
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (BqFQD)
~~~
Babies are attractive.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (IDhUW)
Listen, if you want professional humor, stay out of the grey boxes. The good stuff is up above. Down here it is hit or miss and occasional fart jokes.
Posted by: Plumber at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (kDqMO)
One of the most fascinating threads ever was one I read many, many, many years ago on the Iron Maiden message board. Someone asked, I can't remember the exact question, but someone asked something if the guys enjoyed having their nipples played with and she (it was a she that asked) got a SHIT TON of replies.
So the question *isn't* why do men have nipples. The question *should be* when it comes to nipple play what do the 'Rons enjoy most?
Personally I enjoy waking up at 4:30 AM so I can get rolling to deliver fancy ass teevees. Night!
Posted by: Robert at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (q8QJ9)
But Ann, you nourish some of us with your beautiful Rosaries
Posted by: 7man at January 04, 2022 08:56 PM (qwO6y)
lulz, more fake-trending propaganda:
"Senator Ron Johnson spoke about vaccines in an interview with WCPT, saying 'Why do we think we can create something better than God'"
Yes, the twitter/china bots are trying to initiate a fake movement to pressure Ron Johnson to resign because he's "anti science!"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:56 PM (ZaxH7)
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So do I.
Can't wait for season 3.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:56 PM (BqFQD)
Just followed you-I'm Nampara over there.
Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2022 08:56 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 08:57 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
If you got launched for that, the Horde would be approaching .99c about now.
Posted by: mikeski at January 04, 2022 08:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (BqFQD)
The second. Maybe it's just me- I'm just hoping against hope to make it there.
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: LASue
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Looks like they're on track as far as funding for season 4.
It is amazing how this is being done just by crowd-funding.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:57 PM (BqFQD)
Like Yellerstone is making money herding a hundred cows.
Posted by: Rodard
Yeah, there's more cowboy realism on one episode of Rawhide.
They should make a cartoon parody of Yellowstone with Yogi Bear as a ruthless rancher and call it Jellystone.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at January 04, 2022 08:58 PM (ZaxH7)
Posted by: LASue
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As do I.
But if/when I do, I'm sure I won't stop asking questions.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:58 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: SMH
I have it set and recording. Haven't started it yet. Waiting for a snow weekend. Which should be soon.
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 08:58 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 08:59 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2022 08:59 PM (63Dwl)
. . .
Kinda like some of the contacts in my phone that I can't bring myself to delete even though those folks have passed away.
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 08:00 PM (mZUr4)
I thought I was the only one who kept those.
Posted by: a.moron at January 04, 2022 08:59 PM (F6Xpw)
~~~
Gotta do this again:
God has not given us a spirit of fear; But of power and love and a sound mind.
Let's try this!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 08:59 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:00 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 08:55 PM (BqFQD)
The second. Maybe it's just me- I'm just hoping against hope to make it there.
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
...
I got good news for you. You can ask Him questions right now.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 04, 2022 09:00 PM (9PjK4)
It might be a weird kind of fascination.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 08:59 PM (TAJj
Charlie's Angels. Wonder Woman. Three's Company.
My life is made up of shows I watched because of a woman. Or three.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:00 PM (4fSQf)
Something to behold.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 04, 2022 09:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1
Does she drive to Mexico for the cranberries, or do the illegals bring them ?
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 09:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: TexasDan
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Amen to this.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:01 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU)
Something to behold.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 04, 2022 09:01 PM (ufFY8
Her in the horse trough. Whew.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)
If you've been searching for a good nom de porn, might I suggest "The Amateur Cracksman". Especially if you have a top cat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 04, 2022 09:00 PM (9PjK4)
But sometimes the answer is "No."
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (mbFEM)
I get hit on in grocery stores on occasion... so I'm gonna make a series of trips to multiple locations (but same company), and have two test groups. One group of trips, I fill my cart with healthy stuff like I normally do (not tahini soda and tofurkey bullshit, just healthy veggies and meats and grains and such), and on the other group i'll buy absurdly bad and unhealthy shit like chips and soda and frozen dinners.
I will track the rates at which i'm hit on, and report back to see if there's any significant correlation. And also if my GF has or has not left me for being a damn goofball.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:03 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:03 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 04, 2022 08:28 PM (bKdTl)
You mean they are not meant as handy attachment points for the jumper cables?
Is this an example of evolutionary "pre-adaption" then?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 09:03 PM (ZMraq)
Babies are attractive.
Was Winston Churchill a chick magnet?
~~~
Did Churchill carry babies around?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:03 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 09:01 PM (arJlL)
No cranberry is illegal!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at January 04, 2022 09:04 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (4fSQf)
Season 1 I think.
Burned into my hippocampus.
Lol
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 04, 2022 09:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 04, 2022 08:59 PM (63Dwl)
Today he would probably be.
Power is powerful.
And if he was unattached a long line of women would be getting in line.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:05 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (BqFQD)
why ? afraid of something ?
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 09:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: In Exile at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (kzzyk)
Or sometimes you get responses you didn't ask for. I had a weird thing happen during my morning prayers today. I was doing my usual prayers for blessings (yes, the Horde and your individual needs are a major part of that), and got to where I pray for the restoration/revival of religion and morality.
That's where the weird part comes in. Somewhere after my usual "Thy will be done, of course" I found myself praying for transformation instead of restoration and/or renewal of religion and morality. I have absolutely no idea what it means, if anything, but I'm following the urge. And passing it on, following another urge.
There are several more devout folk than I am on this here smart military blog, so if I'm misinterpreting my urges and you think I should shut up, just say so and I will.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (JJatH)
And all of that was because I wanted a door with a built in Venetian blind between the glass panes.
Now time to lay down some hardwood floors. Again.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:03 PM (6FeV1)
Friends this is a humblebrag. Take notes on how it's done.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 09:07 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)
Butterface
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 09:07 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 09:07 PM (V13WU)
Hey Publius-have you stopped sending out the Wuflu updates? Or is something wrong with my email?
Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2022 09:07 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:08 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Garth Brooks at January 04, 2022 09:10 PM (BMmaB)
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 09:10 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:10 PM (mmU7u)
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yeah, boy. That girl is fecund and nubile and allthe other english words for squishy
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 09:11 PM (ZZK0E)
dude was outed as a total cuck who was into the gheys and whoring out his wife to make money. appears to be a total op against conservatives. due is a straight up grifter. the imagery coming out of murphy taking dildoes in his ass might even make the saltiest horde members blush.
total fucking letdown because the dude had great guests on his show and there were very interesting interviews to listen to.
Posted by: Jack Burton, back in the fight at January 04, 2022 07:39 PM (kKUfp)
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I'd never heard of this dude, being intensely oversexed myself and needing no guru, but the guys at Friday Night Tights had a field day with this:
https://youtu.be/HSnOsoR2tRo?t=7142
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 04, 2022 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 09:07 PM (mbFEM)
I'm so not tech savvy that I'm having a hard time understanding my new Ferrari's dashboard.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:13 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Doof at January 04, 2022 09:14 PM (mZUr4)
There are several more devout folk than I am on this here smart military blog, so if I'm misinterpreting my urges and you think I should shut up, just say so and I will.
Posted by: Ann Wilson
Nope, I don't get any sense of misinterpretation by you. A spirit of transformation is what is needed in order for all what you asked to happen.
I was praying election night in 2016 hoping for the best and got 'it will all be revealed' as an answer. That pretty much happened over the years since then. The Holy Spirit responding will give you the shivers. By the way, for those who have questions for the Lord, you might want to read the Book of Job first.
Posted by: whig at January 04, 2022 09:15 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)
What happened the first time?
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:16 PM (TAJj/)
https://youtu.be/HSnOsoR2tRo?t=7142
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 04, 2022 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
???? I went through several seconds of "I do not understand those words in that order.."
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 09:16 PM (V13WU)
There are several more devout folk than I am on this here smart military blog, so if I'm misinterpreting my urges and you think I should shut up, just say so and I will.
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka
I will join you in that prayer. Thank you for sharing all of that. Please continue to speak up.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:17 PM (IDhUW)
https://tinyurl.com/4djm42tu
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:17 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 08:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 09:07 PM (mbFEM)
I'm so not tech savvy that I'm having a hard time understanding my new Ferrari's dashboard.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:13 PM (mmU7u)
The stupid FDIC insurance limit won't make a dent! I'm so angry.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:54 PM (ZZK0E)
Circa the awful True Detective season 2 she was delicious
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: blaster
I'm all over it.
Posted by: Garth Brooks at January 04, 2022 09:10 PM (BMmaB)
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There was an episode of MASH where a soldier believed he was Jesus. Radar, I think, asked him if it was true that God answered all prayers.
Yes, the soldier replied, his eyes tearing up a bit. Sometimes the answer is "no".
That bit really stuck with me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 04, 2022 09:19 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)
What happened the first time?
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:16 PM (TAJj/)
Room by room sort of thing. I've got two rooms left with carpet.
Hate carpet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 04, 2022 09:21 PM (S4e2h)
Most Elmer Fudd-like?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (YFAIE)
Churchill for sure.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:21 PM (TAJj/)
Hate carpet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
I think I will always carpet my bedroom. Everything else is hardwood or tile.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
Pretty sure that the original version of the lyric of Betty Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes WAS NOT He has Winston Churchill's Eyes.
Posted by: whig at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (9hXN1)
Funny when you look up the same query about iSlime, the answer is do not question all*h - because all*h said so - and if you question all*h you will be punished. It is rule by fear - and not the awestruck fear invited by the Lord. Very different.
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (cENgf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:06 PM (4fSQf)
What happened the first time?
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:16 PM (TAJj/)
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It grew back?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:13 PM (mmU7u)
I had a similar problem with my new Rolls Royce Phantom, but I decided to let the staff chauffeurs figure all that out while I do important stuff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
No shit. My reloading bench is in a carpeted room.
Probably not the best idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (P4LRL)
Hate carpet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
And so it begins.
I am taking longbows this time.
Posted by: blaster at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (mbFEM)
Posted by: Iris at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (6lKe4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N26FAa0ySQ4
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:23 PM (BqFQD)
Hate carpet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:19 PM (4fSQf)
I think I will always carpet my bedroom. Everything else is hardwood or tile.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (mmU7u
I've done the same in the past. But I'm going to try hardwood with a nice rug. Rugs are easy to replace or send out for cleaning.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:23 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:23 PM (BqFQD)
I just emailed you.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:23 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:24 PM (BqFQD)
No shit. My reloading bench is in a carpeted room.
Probably not the best idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (P4LRL)
Imagine all the little bits of gunpowder in your carpet. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:24 PM (4fSQf)
THe last one I sent out was 11:32PM 1/3, last night.
When was the last one you got? Check your spam folder and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 09:24 PM (Mzdiz)
. . .
Like Parks n Rec or The Office (fun fact, the office sucked until Carrels character left).
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 08:39 PM (ZZK0E)
WOW! You could not be wronger if your name was Wrongie McWrongerson. Michael Scott was the best think about "The Office", cringe-worthy as he was. The episode where he cooked his foot getting out of bed was one of the funniest things eveh.
Posted by: a.moron at January 04, 2022 09:25 PM (F6Xpw)
Most Elmer Fudd-like?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 04, 2022 09:18 PM (YFAIE)
Churchill for sure.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:21 PM (TAJj/)
--
Don't know about the podium-spankin' spud, but Winnie and Ike were at least cute in their youth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 04, 2022 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Probably not the best idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (P4LRL)
Static is not your friend. Vacuum cleaners are not the best way to clean up spilled powder, either.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 04, 2022 09:25 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: a.moron at January 04, 2022 09:25 PM (F6Xpw)
This. Show went downhill after he left.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:26 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 09:26 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 09:26 PM (mmU7u)
Um, primers?
Could always put one a them clear plastic mats down, the kind for wheeled office chairs to roll on. Would catch most of the powder, and make a nice base for the primers to bounce off as they fly away ....
Posted by: rhomboid at January 04, 2022 09:26 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:26 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 09:27 PM (ZZK0E)
I've done the same in the past. But I'm going to try hardwood with a nice rug. Rugs are easy to replace or send out for cleaning.
~~~
In total agreement. When it's time all the carpet here will be replaced and it will be hardwood and rugs.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:28 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 09:27 PM (ZZK0E
That's what she said.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:28 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 09:28 PM (r0ADi)
No shit. My reloading bench is in a carpeted room.
Probably not the best idea.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 04, 2022 09:22 PM (P4LRL)
Imagine all the little bits of gunpowder in your carpet. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Worse, you cannot vacuum the carpet due to the fact if you lose a live primer, it can go kaboom during being vacuumed and the carpet generates static electricity during low humidity which is not a good idea around primers. Absolutely dangerous around black powder. Also if you deprime and resize, you get that toxic crud in carpet.
Posted by: whig at January 04, 2022 09:29 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:30 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:32 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)
Butterface
She's plenty pretty when she wants to be, though the character is all kinds of awful and she does a good job of bringing that across.
Posted by: Methos at January 04, 2022 09:32 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:21 PM (TAJj/)
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Don't know about the podium-spankin' spud, but Winnie and Ike were at least cute in their youth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 04, 2022 09:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
***
Have read reports that Khrushchev was kind of a bad ass at Stalingrad. You never know whats true or not but I tend to think anyone who survuved that was a badass.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 09:32 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 09:32 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 04, 2022 09:33 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 09:34 PM (arJlL)
The link in my nic is a different one, not the moronhorde.com one that I was using before. Can you send it there?
Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2022 09:35 PM (PgM6e)
I don't know why any of you are so obsessed by them.
Total garbage all of them.
You are so obsessed by garbage, total garbage all of them.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1
To whom ?
Posted by: JT at January 04, 2022 09:34 PM (arJlL)
They're doing that thing where they go back and forth saying "I emailed you!", "i emailed you back!" as if email readers don't work unless you get external confirmation of delivery.
Just roll with it
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (6FeV1)
That's probably what it is. I'll update the address list with the new address.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (Mzdiz)
I don't know why any of you are so obsessed by them.
Total garbage all of them.
You are so obsessed by garbage, total garbage all of them.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (TAJj/)
Never watched, total garbage. Concern noted.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 09:37 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Kwit at January 04, 2022 09:37 PM (oJm/a)
You are so obsessed by garbage, total garbage all of them.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (TAJj/)
Yeah, well everything you like sucks more! So mnyeah!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:37 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (TAJj/)
Your total purity is heartening.
Thank you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 04, 2022 09:38 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Toni at January 04, 2022 09:38 PM (PgM6e)
Just roll with it
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I'm texting you! Did you get it?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 09:38 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 08:58 PM (qpolg)
In jealous you still get to experience it for the first time !
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 09:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:39 PM (BqFQD)
Well off to bed. I'd like to get over this head cold before I go back to work on Thursday.
'night...
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 04, 2022 09:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 09:39 PM (JJatH)
Then, sprinkle about 1/4 lb. of any grind of blackpowder onto it, lay about 2 ft. of cannon fuze leading to one corner of it, light it and take shelter.
The "WHOOSH!" as it goes from one corner to the next ought to last about 1/2 second, give off a nearly white-light for an instant, and result in one hell of a sulphery, stinky smoke-ball, resplendent with the stench of burnt carpet fiber as an added bonus. Hose down the remaining coarse matting, let it cool and drain, roll it, tie it, and put it out on the curb for pickup. Might as well *amuse* yourself with making safe that bit of otherwise highly contaminated waste.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2022 09:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 09:39 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 08:58 PM (qpolg)
In jealous you still get to experience it for the first time !
Posted by: LASue
___
lol
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:40 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2022 09:40 PM (5HBd1)
Little Effeminate Marxist Trudeau has gone as far as calling the unvaxxed extemists, racists and misogynists who need to be dealt with.
This shit will never stop till people stop it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:40 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I'm texting you! Did you get it?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 09:38 PM (mD/uy)
...i think so... let me confirm on tik tok first
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:41 PM (6FeV1)
>I am so hopeful, that with all of your free time available, you were able to invent a more green garbage disposal system, committed to sustaining the upcoming green new deal.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 09:41 PM (r0ADi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_Qw1iLfDr4
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:41 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 09:41 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (TAJj/)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFG6wtMWJM
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at January 04, 2022 09:41 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:42 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Cookie Monster at January 04, 2022 09:42 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Cookie Monster at January 04, 2022 09:42 PM (4fSQf)
Well duh. Shirley Manson is a smoke show.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:43 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Javems at January 04, 2022 08:51 PM (AmoqO)
Butterface
Posted by: Doof at Janu
Wasnt she Watsons wife in the Sherlock Holmes movie?
Posted by: LASue at January 04, 2022 09:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at January 04, 2022 09:43 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at January 04, 2022 09:43 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: runner at January 04, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU)
You see, young runner, when an Aline outie really likes and Alien innie . . . .
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 09:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Flounder at January 04, 2022 09:44 PM (X7H/M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk
I should work there. I can do the "uh huh" thing at the appropriate moments all night long.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (mD/uy)
I've never thought so. First saw her in Pride & Prejudice. But redheads are my kryptonite.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 04, 2022 09:46 PM (QU5/8)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (BqFQD)
All your threads are belong to us.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 09:46 PM (SH2Zi)
I should work there. I can do the "uh huh" thing at the appropriate moments all night long.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (mD/uy)
Throw in a "hmm" exactly every five times for maximum effect.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk
Hello, Help desk? Yes, I'm concerned about OM and his wife. Are they on the mend yet?
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 09:46 PM (qpolg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=forWHmHy9tc
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:46 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: davidt at January 04, 2022 09:47 PM (X7H/M)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (BqFQD)
All your threads are belong to us.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 09:46 PM (SH2Zi)
Two Flounders enter! One Flounder leaves!
Who runs AceTown?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:47 PM (4fSQf)
Seinfeld, I avoided, just 'cause I was repelled by the "Cult of Seinfeld" in conversations every week after airing. I have a natural aversion to Running with the Lemmings, and that was my instinct, then. Not that the show was lemmings, but the glazed-eyed, slack-jawed adoration of the show's devoted followers did it in for me, then.
That said, Jerry Seinfeld was and is still one of the best stand up comics, ever. He was early to anti-wokism, refusing to perform gigs at college theaters or such, due to the P.C. scolds and other proto-cancel-cultists.
Me? No "purity". Just other interests at the time.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2022 09:47 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:47 PM (BqFQD)
They're doing that thing where they go back and forth saying "I emailed you!", "i emailed you back!" as if email readers don't work unless you get external confirmation of delivery.
Just roll with it
~~~
Literal lol
It's a first time text. I need to know it worked! It could have got caught in spam, a dog could have eaten it.
And if someone emails me they should tell me because I rarely check my email.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:48 PM (IDhUW)
Our latest update is that many prayers have been offered.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at January 04, 2022 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:47 PM (4fSQf)
*double topside-eye*
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 09:49 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 04, 2022 09:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
It's a soft tyranny.
Nothing like the totalitarian regimes of the past.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:50 PM (TAJj/)
Posted by: Infidel at January 04, 2022 09:50 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Cookie Monster
This is so wrong! Ive seen Sesame Street twice and I know that Oscar the Grouch likes garbage.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:51 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:36 PM (TAJj/)
You sound nice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 04, 2022 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Jim at January 04, 2022 09:51 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 09:51 PM (coYBh)
"Boom-boom goes in the toilet, Joe, and not in your pants!"
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 04, 2022 09:52 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
It's a soft tyranny.
Nothing like the totalitarian regimes of the past.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:50 PM (TAJj/)
I think the Stylebook says "Softer, Gentler Tyranny" is the term of art!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 09:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at January 04, 2022 09:52 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:52 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:52 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at January 04, 2022 09:53 PM (X7H/M)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at January 04, 2022 09:53 PM (hOUT3)
Nothing like the totalitarian regimes of the past.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 09:50 PM (TAJj/)
And?
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:54 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's Garbage at January 04, 2022 09:53 PM (X7H/M)
Lol. Poor Ace. So many people here with long memories.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2022 09:51 PM (coYBh)
Man, that would be a fun premise for a series of stories.... time travelers who go *back* in time, and still have to have just as much explained to them as people who go *forward* in time, because everything they learned about history is a jumbled up Charlie Foxtrot of lies and nonsense.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:54 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:54 PM (BqFQD)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 04, 2022 09:55 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:56 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: Ann Wilson, aka Empire 1 at January 04, 2022 09:56 PM (JJatH)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:56 PM (h38PC)
I've never watched football, football is garbage, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
I've heard it's gay, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:58 PM (6FeV1)
~~~
I rarely check my email. At this point in time I don't have to for work and it feels wonderful to ignore it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:59 PM (IDhUW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD8--Pp2FBY
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:59 PM (BqFQD)
You must be a Lefty. You claim to never have watched any of those sitcoms but are qualified to call them garbage. Hah .
Posted by: Just a side note at January 04, 2022 10:00 PM (mmU7u)
~~~
That does sound fun!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 10:00 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Stumbling Joe at January 04, 2022 10:01 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 10:01 PM (IDhUW)
It's so sad.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 10:02 PM (BqFQD)
~~~
I rarely check my email. At this point in time I don't have to for work and it feels wonderful to ignore it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 09:59 PM (IDhUW
I have never checked email. Email is garbage. I don't know why you people send emails. Garbage all of them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 04, 2022 10:02 PM (4fSQf)
I've heard it's gay, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 09:58 PM (6FeV1)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 10:02 PM (h38PC)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 10:00 PM (IDhUW)
Right? I'm no author though. If i tried, it would just be an incoherent string of sarcasm, non-sequiturs and bad puns.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 04, 2022 10:02 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 10:00 PM (IDhUW)
Add some retroactive abortion of the propagandists and their scribes to correct the historical record, just to spice it up a bit.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 10:03 PM (SH2Zi)
My best team was circa 2003--I managed to select Priest Holmes and Jamal Lewis with my first two picks. Priest was a TD machine and Lewis rumbled for over 2000 yards. My QB in the Championship game that season was....Brad Johnson--yeah, when you have that much invested in elite RBS you end up making sacrifices elsewhere!
Well done! Enjoy the elation of victory!
Posted by: Crusader at January 04, 2022 10:04 PM (Cjcf6)
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at January 04, 2022 10:01 PM (IDhUW)
I've never left. Leaving is garbage. You should be ashamed of yourself and your face.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 10:04 PM (SH2Zi)
You're not gonna believe this but...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 10:05 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ... at January 04, 2022 09:54 PM (h38PC)
The modern US has a soft tyranny
It is the greatest empire ever conceived.
It is led by a government media entertainment complex.
It is something that is new in modernity.
Where it will is anyone's guess.
Posted by: TC at January 04, 2022 10:06 PM (TAJj/)
You're not gonna believe this but...
Posted by: Diogenes at January 04, 2022 10:05 PM (axyOa)
ONT
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at January 04, 2022 10:06 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Oddbob at January 04, 2022 10:25 PM (nfrXX)
Rumble wants me to log in to READ comments;
It won't give me the video's URL;
I bet it won't let me save a copy of the videos either.
Posted by: Ciampino at January 04, 2022 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His mercy at January 04, 2022 09:45 PM (BqFQD)
All your threads are belong to us.
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Don't send me the bomb.
Posted by: Ciampino at January 04, 2022 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
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Cat's back is where the jelly goes, NOT the belly.
Posted by: Ciampino at January 04, 2022 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
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