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G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:00 AM (+qU29) 2
Go get 'em, Skip!
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS) 3
w00t
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:01 AM (RuTUS) 4
Weirdly dressed group , and the hair of the lead singer is odd , but music is catchy. i'm not sure I've ever heard them before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:07 AM (rZCVI) 5
Nobody listens to journalists anymore. Any good will they ever had was pissed away by being proudly biased. If the ROBLOX CEO were Trans, they wouldn't have commented on it.
Posted by: resist_we_much at November 26, 2025 04:09 AM (cpys8) 6
Was up most of last 1 1/2 hours, think fell back asleep minutes before the alarm
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:15 AM (+qU29) 7
Count your blessings. A reflection on Ezra 3:1, 4-6 and 9-11. Devotional is followed by a reflection and insights:
https://tinyurl.com/y3z3ndk6 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:16 AM (rZCVI) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 04:16 AM (sAmhv) 9
from the Platformer article:
When Meta researchers found that by 2018, approximately 40 percent of children ages 9 to 12 were daily Instagram users Children ... who live ... where? Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:17 AM (RuTUS) 10
Comedian makes people laugh by telling about his visit to the hospital . If you have an interest, just scroll down to the bottom left where it says play to watch on YouTube. FaithPot puts these long descriptions so that people don't have to worry about the content, I guess: but it ruins the material.
https://tinyurl.com/3kdc3c6d Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:25 AM (rZCVI) 11
Good morning. T minus 1 day to Turkey Day. But you know what? No one ever asks for turkey nuggets. That's what!
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at November 26, 2025 04:27 AM (zUe/H) 12
Old time hymn , "Jesus keep me near the cross," written by Fanny Crosby, the blind woman who wrote the Christian hymn, "Blessed Assurance "
https://tinyurl.com/2s67zv7m Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:34 AM (Nx5jP) 13
>>>Your role is to report the fucking news.
The Activist Journalist would be stunned by that suggestion. Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:34 AM (RuTUS) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:37 AM (Nx5jP) 15
Somehow my tablet screen is in some kind of Hell
Has a 30 second time out and won't change to any longer Keeps shutting off screen Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:39 AM (+qU29) 16
That paragraph written/spoken by the journalist/Roblox's CEO is the most idiotic thing I've seen this quarter.
We can all strive to better. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 04:39 AM (WFC1M) 17
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. A weird 52 degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with rain on the way.
Not as much work ahead as yesterday, but enough to keep me occupied for a good couple of hours to start with. Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ) 18
I wonder what orbit Amazon Leo is using?
Are they way out there like most satellites or closer, with lower latency as a result, like Starlink? You’d think Amazon would have mentioned a few technical specs in their own PR article, but none to be found, unless I missed them. Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 04:42 AM (6ydKt) 19
from the Platformer article:
"The tech backlash that kicked off in 2017 inspired platforms to make meaningful and effective investments in content moderation, cybersecurity, platform integrity, and other teams that worked to protect their user bases." ok; maybe "Imperfect as these efforts were, they bolstered my sense that tech platforms were susceptible to pressure from the public, from lawmakers and from journalists." Here the Activist Journalist moves from being tediously scolding (imperfect as these efforts were) to openly narcissistic (they bolstered my sense) to moronically dumb (tech platforms were susceptible to pressure from the public, from lawmakers and from journalists). Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:45 AM (RuTUS) 20
Whatever Intel does with their next gen chips they need to make it work and make some sales.
If they keep up with this long string of losses they’ve had the past few years there will be some serious talk of breaking it up or a fed buyout. I don’t think Lisa Su would go for it, but AMD could get back in the fab business by buying a few of Intel’s. If Intel can make 18A close to TSMC’s cutting edge nodes they might be able to pull out of this slump. Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 04:47 AM (6ydKt) 21
16 That paragraph written/spoken by the journalist/Roblox's CEO is the most idiotic thing I've seen this quarter.
We can all strive to better. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 04:39 AM (WFC1M) There's a whole 13-minute read-through of an idiotic article waiting for you behind that click! Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:49 AM (RuTUS) 22
Think I figured it out. Tablet was running out of power
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:59 AM (+qU29) 23
Oh, good, Skip.
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:00 AM (RuTUS) 24
Good morning. T minus 1 day to Turkey Day. But you know what? No one ever asks for turkey nuggets. That's what!
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at November 26, 2025 04:27 AM (zUe/H) Funny you should say that. Just the other day I told Mrs. Adrenaline I was surprised one of the fast food chains hadn’t come up with a Thanksgiving Meal. Something like turkey nuggets, fries, and a cranberry shake. Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 26, 2025 05:02 AM (JRP2U) 25
Kate, the royal one, has a new nephew named Inigo! Yes, really. Her brother's new baby. It's the first time I've seen anyone use the name IRL.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 26, 2025 05:04 AM (+mUZM) 26
It seems someone who watched YouTube all day didn't plug in the machine after they were done
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:10 AM (+qU29) 27
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at November 26, 2025 05:12 AM (tljrc) 28
The Campbell's article is hilarious, but now I'm putting on my conspiracy cap.
1. If anyone could and would fake a recording, wouldn't it be a fired IT guy? 2. Wouldn't an IT exec know that 3D printed meat is expensive as hell while chicken scraps are dirt cheap? 3. If the exec really was complaining about Indian IT people, doesn't that make him more sympathetic, not less so? Posted by: Wally at November 26, 2025 05:14 AM (i/tOn) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (a1415) 30
Morning, Tech Peeps
Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (AN2gy) 31
Amazon Leo debuts new gigabit-speed 'Ultra' antenna, begins enterprise preview
I'm not sure what "enterprise" means here; I read the article and was guessing "commercial" (no); investment (no); global commercial? Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS) 32
It won't happen , but if Sen Capt Kelly is found to be undermining the military chain of command hope he gets stripped of that Capt and everything that comes with it.
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (+qU29) 33
Notsothoreau,
Sorry to hear about the baby's father. Posted by: Wally at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (i/tOn) 34
Finished addressing the last of the Christmas cards last night.
We can drop them off on the way to the 12:00 Church service today. Then the out of town guests should arrive around mid-afternoon for the beginning of the celebration of Thanksgiving. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (a1415) 35
Weirdly dressed group , and the hair of the lead singer is odd , but music is catchy. i'm not sure I've ever heard them before.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 04:07 AM (rZCVI) Sweet is probably more widely known for Ballroom Blitz. https://youtu.be/mPQPdYttl7U Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (ExV1e) 36
I have to get out of here
At least it's end of the week., at least I think it is Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:18 AM (+qU29) 37
I like this WEST streaming channel that Dish has, I usually keep it on as background noise when I'm working in the mornings.
Only problem is that WEST, being brand new and a streaming channel doesn't have a big advertiser pool to work with yet so they're stuck with more than half of their commercials being Ad Council PSAs. I've seen the "Head in the Cloud" anti-vape warning ad for parents. They usually play that 2 or 3 times in a row, followed by the other ad where dad is trying to talk to his teenage daughter about vaping and the only way he can get her attention is to do a TikTok dance fad while she tells him "You're doing it wrong" before she shows him how to dance the dance in front of an oval light and a camera. Not to mention the "Asian Hate" PSA where the kinda cute Korean gal who owns a cab company, somewhere in CA I'm guessing, decided to give Asians free rides in her cabs so they don't have to walk and get harassed on the street. Followed up by the PSA where they have asinger singing about "Walk a mile in my shoes" in old Gospel style. I've seen every one of those 200 times in the last month at least. I can recite the actors lines before they do. Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:19 AM (6ydKt) 38
They make chicken soup out of worn out laying hens.
It's 27 degrees here. Time for me to go back to sleep for awhile. Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 26, 2025 05:19 AM (+mUZM) 39
Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering at November 26, 2025 05:20 AM (XQo4F) 40
>>> Sweet is probably more widely known for Ballroom Blitz.
Probably. This one is my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDtzlfkAbhY Love is like Oxygen Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (AN2gy) 41
28 The Campbell's article is hilarious, but now I'm putting on my conspiracy cap.
1. If anyone could and would fake a recording, wouldn't it be a fired IT guy? 2. Wouldn't an IT exec know that 3D printed meat is expensive as hell while chicken scraps are dirt cheap? 3. If the exec really was complaining about Indian IT people, doesn't that make him more sympathetic, not less so? Posted by: Wally at November 26, 2025 05:14 AM (i/tOn) heh-heh At least the first two. Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (RuTUS) 42
I'm not sure what "enterprise" means here; I read the article and was guessing "commercial" (no); investment (no); global commercial?
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS) They just mean Amazon Web Services large corporate customers. Usually in tech talk, "enterprise" is just the MBA version of "business customers". Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (6ydKt) 43
Expect shortages of everything electronic.
... Unless the bubble bursts. Let the bodies hit the floor. Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 05:24 AM (O7YUW) 44
42 I'm not sure what "enterprise" means here; I read the article and was guessing "commercial" (no); investment (no); global commercial?
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:15 AM (RuTUS) They just mean Amazon Web Services large corporate customers. Usually in tech talk, "enterprise" is just the MBA version of "business customers". Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:23 AM (6ydKt) Thank you! Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (RuTUS) 45
Campbell's made a good point about this VP who talks too much crap about his employer.
He's the VP/Chief Information Security Officer, so an IT guy, and Campbell's made the fair point that means he doesn't have a clue about the food prep side of the business. He's probably spent his entire time at HQ staring at computer screens and never been in a factory. Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (6ydKt) 46
Sweet did "Love is like Oxygen"? Yes; I know that song.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (Nx5jP) 47
from the Campbell's soup article:
The soup slinger confirmed to Complex on Monday that Bally had been placed on leave while it investigates the allegations. "soup slinger" ??? Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (RuTUS) 48
Great tune this morning Pixy, I remember this one! Haven't heard it in a long long time.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (O7YUW) 49
It won't happen , but if Sen Capt Kelly is found to be undermining the military chain of command hope he gets stripped of that Capt and everything that comes with it.
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 05:17 AM (+qU29) Someone on Althouse (yes, I know) suggested the bastard be brought back to active duty, assigned to Gitmo and tasked with cleaning latrines with a toothbrush. Then, every other day, bust him in rank for not doing it properly until you get him down to private, and then make him retire on a private's salary. But, as many wiser than I have predicted, all that will happen is that he'll get a slap on the wrist, a "naughty, naughty!" wink and told to be more careful next time. Because, if you think the same FBI that persecuted Catholics and stood with their thumbs up their asses while Trump survived Butler is actually going to do anything, then I would like to sell you some Arizona Beachfront property. Kelly is untouchable and he knows it. Can we please stop with the FAFO play-acting? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:33 AM (ufSfZ) 50
Sweet did "Love is like Oxygen"? Yes; I know that song.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:27 AM (Nx5jP) Also the song "Merry Christmas, Everybody," though I prefer Robbie Williams' cover version. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:34 AM (ufSfZ) 51
Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ) ---- It's the Moron Way... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV) 52
Belated BOING!
Spent over an hour figuring out why the dining room halogen lamp wasn't working. Wasn't the bulb. Wasn't the fixture. Opened the wall dimmer panel and found a disconnected wire. Reconnected to the dimmer and nada. So... the dimmer it was! Install a new dimmer switch and - presto - works! Just in time for the social event we're having here tomorrow evening. Mrs. BD is impressed. You have to keep in mind that my late FIL couldn't change a lightbulb. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (joBMu) 53
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 05:34 AM (ufSfZ)
I don't know song "Merry Christmas, everyone " Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (ix8EF) 54
Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ) ---- It's the Moron Way... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV) - The lay-away plan. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:36 AM (joBMu) 55
I wouldn't doubt Campbell's is researching printed meat products, but I doubt they're using it in their food yet. Especially since lab-grown meat is illegal in at least one large state that I know of, Florida, and they aren't going to risk losing that market by putting fake protein in their products.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 26, 2025 05:36 AM (6ydKt) 56
Also, Amazon's satellite cloud falls just a little short of Starlink's: 150 vs. nearly 8000.
---- How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space? Lasers? Railguns? Missiles? Taking all bets! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV) 57
I just learned from YouTube that C.S. Lewis wrote sermons. I didn't even know that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:38 AM (ix8EF) 58
54 Still a lot of house cleaning left to do before tomorrow, but being an incurably lazy person, I'll end up putting it off until the last possible minute.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 26, 2025 04:40 AM (ufSfZ) ---- It's the Moron Way... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (IBQGV) - The lay-away plan. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:36 AM (joBMu) Peak efficiency! Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (RuTUS) 59
How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?
Lasers? Railguns? Missiles? Taking all bets! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV) My money is on Starlink. They could have suicide satellites, take out all the Kuiper satellites, and not even see a significant drop in service. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ExV1e) 60
I don't understand this. How can you print meat? Maybe I don't want to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ix8EF) 61
How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?
Lasers? Railguns? Missiles? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV) - You forgot photon torpedoes. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (joBMu) 62
59 How soon until Amazon and Starlink go to war with each other in space?
Lasers? Railguns? Missiles? Taking all bets! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:37 AM (IBQGV) My money is on Starlink. They could have suicide satellites, take out all the Kuiper satellites, and not even see a significant drop in service. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:39 AM (ExV1e) Star Wars! Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:41 AM (RuTUS) 63
G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 26, 2025 05:41 AM (Cjt/F) 64
How can you print meat?
The most common approach involves using bio-ink composed of cultured animal cells, which are grown from stem cells isolated from a tissue sample and then multiplied to form a cellular mass. This bio-ink is loaded into a 3D printer, which deposits the material through a nozzle following instructions from computer-aided design (CAD) software to replicate the desired meat structure, such as a steak. After printing, the structure is typically placed in an incubator to allow the cells to differentiate into muscle and fat cells, forming tissue similar to real meat. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:42 AM (ExV1e) 65
24 Good morning. T minus 1 day to Turkey Day. But you know what? No one ever asks for turkey nuggets. That's what!
Posted by: Fluffy Nuggets, Jr. at November 26, 2025 04:27 AM (zUe/H) Funny you should say that. Just the other day I told Mrs. Adrenaline I was surprised one of the fast food chains hadn’t come up with a Thanksgiving Meal. Something like turkey nuggets, fries, and a cranberry shake. Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 26, 2025 05:02 AM (JRP2U) Then it wouldn't be so special. Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 05:42 AM (RuTUS) 66
Kinda surprised Ace hasn't done a story on the DoorDash issue yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 26, 2025 05:43 AM (ExV1e) 67
One would think there's a tidy little niche forming up for any chipmaker to occupy making decent but not ridiculous hardware for normal, daily use that the AI blob would have no interest in.
"Yeah, it won't run the latest quintuple-A slopfest looter shooter at ten thousand FPS... but you can actually buy it. Today. Your call." Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2025 05:44 AM (06Hmj) 68
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:35 AM (ix8EF)
Good morning! Even though he's a douchenozzle...Springsteen's Merry Christmas Baby is a fun song to listen to. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 26, 2025 05:44 AM (3Ope8) Posted by: fluffy at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (AN2gy) 70
@56/"Perfessor" Squirrel: "Lasers? Railguns? Missiles? Taking all bets!"
The Crimson Permanent Assurance in SPAAAACE! Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (O7YUW) 71
I used to have a different nic, Buck did one.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (sDNVV) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2025 05:45 AM (Nx5jP) 73
I just watched a video clip about polar bears taking over an abandoned Soviet research station.
You just know those bears are up to something... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 26, 2025 05:46 AM (IBQGV) 74
>Kelly is untouchable and he knows it. Can we please stop with the FAFO play-acting?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing ---- yes, this so much of my X feed is GOPers and administration figures talking about what/who needs to be investigated, and who should be subpoenaed, and 'we got 'em by the short n' curlies now!' talk is cheap, and in abundant supply Posted by: Don Black at November 26, 2025 05:46 AM (AOsQT) Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - November 25, 2025 [Doof]![]() It's almost Thanksgiving. Get yourself home any way you can! You Don't See This Every Day Motorist in North Carolina tells 911: ‘I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield’ ![]() A motorist in western North Carolina escaped injury when the carcass of a cat crashed into the passenger side of her front windshield along a highway near the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. In a call to 911, the unidentified driver on U.S. Route 74 in Swain County, near Bryson City, told a dispatcher that a bald eagle dropped the cat. Bryson City is about 65 miles (104 kilometers) southwest of Asheville. It’s not clear if the feline slipped from the eagle’s talons Wednesday morning or was discarded simply because the big bird didn’t have a taste for it. “You may not believe me, but I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield,” the incredulous driver said on the recorded 911 call. “It absolutely shattered my windshield.”Check out the whole thing. I wonder if this falls into the "we've seen a thing or two" bucket that one insurance company always mentions.
Please tell me they only cook what they shoot themselves. ----- Touche!
![]() The vanvera was a strange accessory worn primarily by female aristocrats that allowed them to discreetly pass gas during social events. The origins and history of the vanvera are shrouded in mystery; some sources claim it can be traced back to ancient Egypt, while others that it was inspired by Roman creativity, but there is no real evidence that this gas-muffling invention has its roots in ancient history. What everyone seems to agree on is that the vanvera was used by the aristocracy of that era, primarily women who could easily conceal it under their large, elaborate dresses. The vanvera on display at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague consists of a leather pouch that connects to the wearer’s behind, muffling farts and containing the foul-smelling gases during social events. It can then be emptied in private by squeezing the pouch.Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff} ![]() Posted with borrowed consent from the Ace Media Empire. Consent will be returned when the last comment is posted. Comments or questions? Suggestions for content? Thanksgiving recipes? Vintage copies of Compute! magazine to donate? Do the email thing at doof2112 at proton dot me. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Enter into His gates with thanksgiving, And into His courts with praise. Be thankful to Him, and bless His name. For the Lord is good; His mercy is everlasting, And His truth endures to all generations. Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing means anything at November 25, 2025 09:58 PM (LaTF/) 2
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 25, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok) 3
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/) 4
Today I made cranberry sauce and the cornbread for dressing. Tomorrow is pie.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (ys6FW) 5
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (zZu0s) 6
Lost footage of Donald Trump’s 2004 SNl Sketch titled “Donald Trump’s House of Wings.”
This sketch is missing from SNL DVDs and streams. ----- The left always has been childish is so many ways. Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (cYBz/) 7
Don't pick her up Forrest!
Posted by: Jenny at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (41CYW) 8
I'm sure the girl had no problem getting a ride outta somebody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX) 9
11th!
Posted by: mot at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (fIPNY) 10
I'm sure the girl had no problem getting a ride outta somebody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX) Gas, grass, or that other thing! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (QMAsf) 11
Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff}
You've completely ignored the potential for demonstrating impressive conflagrations. Posted by: Archimedes at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Riz8t) 12
On that sequential blinker, if you put on the hazards and the blinker at the same time you'll have both sides going out from the center.
Was on a road trip with about 30 Mercury Cougars one time and they all did that going down the road. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (lUFok) 13
So basically a muffler, for a human. Or if you're ballistic minded, a suppressor.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (3uBP9) 14
The great thing about being Grandpa with NO culinary skills is all I am required to bring is an appetite.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (TfUTr) 15
Hey everybody. Hey Doof. Hey ONT!
Motorist in North Carolina tells 911: ‘I just had a bald eagle drop a cat through my windshield’ That darn cat! Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (xqw19) 16
I'd be ok if those boys cooked food they also obtained from trapping or fishing.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (S/Y4j) 17
Sorry I'm late, I had to Polish the silverware for the big meal.
It will henceforth be known as silverwareski. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (FVLcK) 18
Today I made cranberry sauce and the cornbread for dressing. Tomorrow is pie.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Mixed my bread dough today - I'll bake tomorrow. AND! *trumpet flourish* I finally found a local hog farm that sells leaf lard. I can now die a happy man. Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/) 19
That fort video brings back memories. Out at the fort until mom called us for lunch then back at the fort until dark.
Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (31p00) 20
Good evening morons e grazie Disco
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (9ipOP) 21
BSMary, I took care of pies today. Went to the local supermarket and bought two! And a cake! You could do that, too.
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:05 PM (47diA) 22
Love the fort. Thanks for the ONT, Disco.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:05 PM (41CYW) 23
I'm sure the girl had no problem getting a ride outta somebody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (uQesX) Gas, grass, or that other thing! Posted by: Doof Guys! She's a hippie! Crazy, dirty, and enough stds to scare off hunter biden. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (TfUTr) 24
Eric Metaxas@ericmetaxas . 2h
@GenFlynn joins me to talk about the deep state, Pam Bondi, Sidney Powell, the seditious six, and why he believes Trump must move at the speed of war to bring real justice and fix our elections. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00) Intro (0:43) General Michael Flynn Joins (1:13) Pam Bondi And Justice Delay (3:33) Deep State And Wrong People (10:31) Seditious Six (17:44) Obama, Russiagate, and Trump Duty (24:25) Election Integrity And Speed Of War https://tinyurl.com/26yhb3uy Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (P9xGM) 25
Thanksgiving this year is going to be low-key. Kiddo is in Japan, so it's just me, hubs, and Mom.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (r+pQK) 26
Am I first? No way!
Posted by: Nerd Herd at November 25, 2025 10:07 PM (NZPfR) 27
About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (GE9Fw) 28
The great thing about being Grandpa with NO culinary skills is all I am required to bring is an appetite.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:04 PM (TfUTr) I'd say something witty but I'm not talking to you. You know what you did! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (QMAsf) 29
We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) 30
Meow
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (w3u3d) 31
I had an atari game, Journey Escape, where you play a band member trying to race to the scarab/space ship while dodging crazy fans and photographers. Songs from the album in 8bit form play the whole time.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (3uBP9) 32
Ace, from an earlier thread:
"They claimed disco was dead, too. But it still lives on in garrett's heart." He literally has a CoB nicknamed Disco, yet it's Garrett's heart that gets down with the groove. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (FVLcK) 33
About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Posted by: clarence Edge of town? Geez, that's 30 miles away! Posted by: Some poor kid in LA at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (TfUTr) 34
14 The great thing about being Grandpa with NO culinary skills is all I am required to bring is an appetite.
Posted by: Some Rat -------- Whoa whoa, I heard about a hotplate and a can opener. Stand tall, chef. Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (41CYW) 35
3 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:00 PM (cYBz/) Good evening to you, Tonypete. Thank you for the warm greetings. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (FVLcK) 36
With that rig and that area, I would always suggest starting in the middle and spiraling outward, finishing off by running the edges.
Then, of course you can lower the height of the blades, and carve a big H in the middle so helicopters might land! Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (rbvCR) 37
"They claimed disco was dead, too. But it still lives on in garrett's heart."
He literally has a CoB nicknamed Disco, yet it's Garrett's heart that gets down with the groove. Posted by: tankdemon Saw that, almost filed a formal complaint. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (TfUTr) 38
Anyone who has owned a Mercury Cougar or an old Tbird has had to fool with that turn signal system. It can mess up your brake lights too
Fortunately there is a plug in sold state replacement nowadays. Posted by: I M Simpleton at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (KPAbF) 39
Remember when SNL was funny? About a quarter century before that clip.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (3nLb4) 40
Sorry I'm late, I had to Polish the silverware for the big meal.
It will henceforth be known as silverwareski. Posted by: tankdemon ********** Silverware!!! Darn, I knew I'd forget something...do you deliver Tankdemon? Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/) 41
Gas, grass, or that other thing!
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (QMAsf) Comic book? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (uQesX) 42
Boulder to Birmingham is one of my favorite songs of ever and always.
Posted by: huerfano at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (98kQX) 43
...consists of a leather pouch that connects to the wearer’s behind...containing the foul-smelling gases during social events. It can then be emptied in private by squeezing the pouch.
*** So kind of like the Ghost Trap that the Ghostbusters used to capture ghosts and empty them into the containment facility later? Posted by: TRex - keymaster dino at November 25, 2025 10:12 PM (cCn4/) 44
The lawn mowing incident would have been funnier if the mower had been an old Sears push mower and she had to pull the starter cord twenty times.
Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 10:12 PM (GE9Fw) 45
Whoa whoa, I heard about a hotplate and a can opener. Stand tall, chef.
Posted by: scampydog Sigh, no one wants canned chili at Thanksgiving....or shredded wheat. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:13 PM (TfUTr) 46
We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) Sounds awesome! Elder son of mine and I did something similar a few years ago. First Thanksgiving without the lovely late Mrs. Doof. Younger son was overseas doing his gap year thing. The 2 of us traveled to Lexington for several days. Did some stops on the Bourbon Trail. Went to the UK vs Louisville game. We made Thanksgiving dinner before we left MD and heated it up in the hotel. Watched hockey and college football and basketball, played cards, and drank bourbon. Was a fantastic time! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:13 PM (QMAsf) 47
If those young men who built the fort live in California, I certainly hope they had the proper permits and inspections prior to beginning construction’
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (ZTJjv) Posted by: The Eagle at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (uQesX) 49
Ace, from an earlier thread:
"They claimed disco was dead, too. But it still lives on in garrett's heart." He literally has a CoB nicknamed Disco, yet it's Garrett's heart that gets down with the groove. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (FVLcK) That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) 50
I knew a guy with a Datsun station wagon. A warning message, for the lights or keys or something was on a little record that was played by a system needle, then set up again. Something like this:
youtu.be/6hJBko3-oV4 Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (3uBP9) 51
>>Remember when SNL was funny? About a quarter century before that clip.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM I remember when everyone thought it was funny because they were high. Looking back, it wasn't really. Posted by: huerfano at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (98kQX) 52
You know, I stripped apart a '67 Cougar back in the late '70's. I don't recall a motor-driven cam stepper like that. I seem to remember a module with a bunch of relays.
There is something about that wiring in the image that doesn't look like typical FoMoCo wiring practice. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7) 53
29 We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) ------------ This is how great memories are made. Enjoy! Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:17 PM (41CYW) 54
I knew a guy with a Datsun station wagon. A warning message, for the lights or keys or something was on a little record that was played by a system needle, then set up again.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (3uBP9) Eddie Murphy did a bit about that. Was on his first album. https://youtu.be/kMxdFwCU1OE Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:17 PM (QMAsf) 55
That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am.
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) Well, he lets you have keys to the place. He has to know you. Maybe he just can't quit Garrett? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) 56
This is how great memories are made. Enjoy!
Posted by: scampydog ******** We are considering introducing MIL to the concept of a Golden Birthday celebration! Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (cCn4/) 57
I had a 67 Mercury Cruiser with tail lights like that . Had y do wish I still had it .
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (8cPKb) 58
Was talking to my son, and he told me his turkey recipe: honey, chili powder, sugar, pancake mix, caramel, cinnamon, pine nuts, etc. then you cook it at 250 for 8 hours.
I told him he forgot the liquid smoke. "Oh yeah, liquid smoke is awesome." Not sure I want him cooking dinner for us. Posted by: Michael Bluth at November 25, 2025 10:19 PM (0aYVJ) 59
Guys! She's a hippie! Crazy, dirty, and enough stds to scare off hunter biden.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:06 PM (TfUTr) Must be an Aussie hippie. She's hitching on the wrong side of the road. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7) 60
When's the last time you saw someone hitching a ride?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 10:20 PM (pkeXY) 61
Must be an Aussie hippie. She's hitching on the wrong side of the road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:19 PM (npFr7) (Jump to top of page) Nah, she'd be upside down. Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:20 PM (uQesX) 62
Dumb ol' sock. You go squish now!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at November 25, 2025 10:21 PM (0aYVJ) 63
Morning Tech Report: What do dancing vamps in their undergarments have to do with the question what is love? And what does any of that have to do with Tech Reporting?
Overnight Thread answers, Love is like a rock mindful opines, love is just a Game of Thieves https://youtu.be/7vQIceKPvHo?t=646 Posted by: mindful webworker - a long time ago when the hair was long and the fingers worked at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (LaTF/) 64
We are considering introducing MIL to the concept of a Golden Birthday celebration!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba ----------- *Turns hat around. Retracts olive branch* Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (41CYW) 65
Silverware!!! Darn, I knew I'd forget something...do you deliver Tankdemon?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/) Do I look like an OB-GYN? Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (FVLcK) 66
61/ So she's in an UK country or Ireland? Other side of the road but not upside down?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:22 PM (cCn4/) 67
With that rig and that area, I would always suggest starting in the middle and spiraling outward, finishing off by running the edges.
Then, of course you can lower the height of the blades, and carve a big H in the middle so helicopters might land! Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM (rbvCR) I usually mow the perimeter first, and spiral in towards the center. Break the yard up into random quadrangles, mow each one in turn, or mow the facing sides of two quadrangles, until the quadrangles become narrower than the gap between, and then do each one in turn. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (npFr7) 68
Must be an Aussie hippie. She's hitching on the wrong side of the road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Or the front is hideous. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr) 69
When's the last time you saw someone hitching a ride?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. I explained hitchhiking to my granddaughter once. She looked at me like I had three heads. "You'd just stand on the side of the road, stick your thumb out and someone would stop and pick you up!!?" Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (cYBz/) 70
Tomorrow is pie.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary ---- Here too. I did make the crust today. Tomorrow will make apple, pumpkin, and a lemon tart. Also dressing and corn pudding. Posted by: lin-duh at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (VCgbV) 71
Well, he lets you have keys to the place. He has to know you. Maybe he just can't quit Garrett?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) I only have the valet key. I can't open the trunk or glove compartment. In M.C. parlance, I'm still a COB "prospect" - not a "full patch". Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (QMAsf) 72
>>> There is something about that wiring in the image that doesn't look like typical FoMoCo wiring practice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (npFr7) Every image and video on the internet has something close to a 60% chance of being flipped left/right from the original. I don't know why that is but I'm confident in the statistic. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (3uBP9) 73
27 About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Not us. We played in the dump instead. Posted by: The Neon Madman at November 25, 2025 10:24 PM (yNfcm) 74
Silverware!!! Darn, I knew I'd forget something...do you deliver Tankdemon?
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/) Do I look like an OB-GYN? Posted by: tankdemon ************ Silverware Tankdemon...nothing else, just silverware... Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:24 PM (cCn4/) 75
And along comes Doof....
Slow walkin' sweet talkin' Doof... Yeah...that's pretty bad...never mind🤪 Good to see ya darlin and a fine ONT it is 🎶🎶🎶 Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 25, 2025 10:25 PM (3pxDZ) Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 10:26 PM (7vIsy) 77
That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am.
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) Ace can't quit Gabe and the Meatball. What makes you think he knows what's going on past 2018? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (n9ltV) 78
We are considering introducing MIL to the concept of a Golden Birthday celebration!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba ----------- *Turns hat around. Retracts olive branch* Posted by: scampydog ***** Now, now...it's Thanksgiving week...we won't even mention your name, and I guarantee you she will look at me like she has no idea what I am talking about, lol.... Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (cCn4/) 79
And along comes Doof....
Slow walkin' sweet talkin' Doof... Yeah...that's pretty bad...never mind🤪 Good to see ya darlin and a fine ONT it is 🎶🎶🎶 Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 25, 2025 10:25 PM (3pxDZ) A for effort! Good to see you too - thanks for always having kind words for me! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (QMAsf) 80
51 >>Remember when SNL was funny? About a quarter century before that clip.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 25, 2025 10:10 PM I remember when everyone thought it was funny because they were high. Looking back, it wasn't really. Posted by: huerfano at November 25, 2025 10:15 PM (98kQX) It was live and there wasn't much counter culture targeted programming in 1975. And they poked fun at everybody. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 10:27 PM (y171U) 81
I only hitchhiked once. It was when I worked in Yellowstone, and was transferring from Canyon Village to Lake Hotel after Canyon closed for the season. I was five miles down the road, heading to the Hayden valley where all the buffalo hang out. Finally I got a ride. Turns out it was a line cook who was also heading to Lake Hotel.
I never hitched again. And now that I think about it, why did my luggage get delivered but I didn't? The hell? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Bonafide at November 25, 2025 10:28 PM (0aYVJ) 82
"Please tell me they only cook what they shoot themselves."
Shoot? No, they just need a rabbit stick ... throw it and knock the rabbit out (or kill it outright). I've actually tried that briefly, and came close a few times. Just a solid ~1' x 2" solid stick ... thrown hard at a rabbit, it would stop them. Or maybe that is some Indian trick, idk where I learned it. Maybe in my brief "Tracker School". Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2025 10:28 PM (vbXSk) 83
"You'd just stand on the side of the road, stick your thumb out and someone would stop and pick you up!!?"
--------- And chances were, you *wouldn't* be harmed. Those were the days... Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (rdVOm) 84
The pic on top - the redhead hitchhiking - takes me back to my yoot.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (s0JqF) 85
Every image and video on the internet has something close to a 60% chance of being flipped left/right from the original. I don't know why that is but I'm confident in the statistic.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:23 PM (3uBP9) I was thinking wire color and terminals just don't look "Ford" to me. I'm wondering if that motor stepper was some sort of aftermarket gadget built to replace an unreliable OEM solid-state module? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (npFr7) 86
That's cute that you think Ace actually knows who I am.
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:14 PM (QMAsf) ----- Well, he lets you have keys to the place. He has to know you. Maybe he just can't quit Garrett? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:18 PM (uQesX) Brokeback Blog. Wait, I post here. Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 10:30 PM (gKDq2) 87
>>> When's the last time you saw someone hitching a ride?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 10:20 PM (pkeXY) In the early 90s. I was driving to work late night, stopping at an intersection, and this chick suddenly comes up and asks for a ride home. My back seat was full of camping gear from the weekend that I hadn't cleared out. She asked what that stuff was in a quiet, "are you an axe murderer voice". Oh, that's just camping stuff, so where am I taking you, I got 10min to get to work. She told me and I dropped her off at a house then sped to work. I think about her occasionally. I hope she makes better decisions. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:30 PM (3uBP9) 88
I come from a law enforcement family and there was one absolute rule: no hitchhiking. No putting out your thumb and no stopping to pick up someone. They went to extremes to emphasize this rule, and it's probably the only rule I never considered breaking...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4/) 89
Silverware Tankdemon...nothing else, just silverware...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:24 PM (cCn4/) Grandpa made sure everything got split evenly in the will, so each of us grandkids only got enough silver for one place setting, so I really don't have any to spare. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:31 PM (FVLcK) 90
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at November 25, 2025 10:32 PM (6KcYW) Posted by: Ron Popeil at November 25, 2025 10:32 PM (JkO4W) 92
I think about her occasionally. I hope she makes better decisions.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:30 PM (3uBP9) Dude...how was her rack? Sometimes I despair for you Morons! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (n9ltV) 93
About that fort. Didn't every kid build a fort in the woods at the edge of town?
Posted by: clarence ------- And, really shakey treehouses. I'm amzed that none of never plunged to an early demise. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (XeU6L) 94
Hitched from college in Wisconsin to Chicago. Twice. Survived.
Hitched to Iowa to visit an ex-girlfriend. Bad idea, but not because of the hitching. https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw G'nite for now, y'all. Things to do for Thursday. Posted by: mindful webworker - it was a different age at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (LaTF/) 95
88 I come from a law enforcement family and there was one absolute rule: no hitchhiking. No putting out your thumb and no stopping to pick up someone. They went to extremes to emphasize this rule, and it's probably the only rule I never considered breaking...
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:31 PM (cCn4/) The hitchhiker is most likely to die rather than the driver by a ratio of 3 to 1. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 25, 2025 10:34 PM (6KcYW) 96
"...The vanvera on display at the Sex Machines Museum in Prague..."
Ok. I understand the need for a fart catcher in Victorian England. What I don't understand is how it ended up in a Sex Machines Museum. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:35 PM (0CU3H) 97
Ok. I understand the need for a fart catcher in Victorian England. What I don't understand is how it ended up in a Sex Machines Museum.
Posted by: Darrell Harris The kink exhibited in the Universe is unlimited. Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:36 PM (cYBz/) 98
>>> Dude...how was her rack?
Sometimes I despair for you Morons! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (n9ltV) I don't remember much, and I was dog tired. That was my second job on top of college courses which I wasn't doing great at. Little sleep. No money. Sometimes no where to live. I was basically running on autopilot those days. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (3uBP9) 99
Before I had a car I hitchhiked with a surfboard to the beach almost every day.
Had a few real skeevy rides where I had to insist being let out at the next corner. Lots of creeps out there, even in the early 70s. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (JkO4W) 100
Good choice on the Donnie Iris, Doof.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (41CYW) 101
I'm out...tomorrow is massive assemble and bake day...good night all....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (cCn4/) 102
Fortunately there is a plug in sold state replacement nowadays.
Posted by: I M Simpleton ------- Not so sure about that. The Made in China solid state flasher that replaced the 15 year old thermal flasher in my S-10 did not last one year. I actually packed it up and mailed it to The AutoZone customer service people. Never heard anything from them. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:38 PM (XeU6L) 103
Hitchiker- Thanks for picking me up, though I'm surprised you stopped. For all you know, I could be a serial killer.
Driver- I don't think that's very likely. The odds against two serial killer riding in the same car are astronomical. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:39 PM (FVLcK) 104
Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff}
You've completely ignored the potential for demonstrating impressive conflagrations. Posted by: Archimedes at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Riz8t) Ok, next Texas MOME guys, everyone bring your vanvera! Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (nbLIj) 105
>>> Ok. I understand the need for a fart catcher in Victorian England. What I don't understand is how it ended up in a Sex Machines Museum.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:35 PM (0CU3H) I guess because she had to keep it shoved up her wazoo. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (3uBP9) 106
95 The hitchhiker is most likely to die rather than the driver by a ratio of 3 to 1.
Posted by: Cow Demon at November 25, 2025 10:34 PM (6KcYW) Twilight Zone episode..."I believe you're going...my way?" Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (y171U) 107
There is a third option. The Bald Eagle thought it would be cool to drop the cat on the car. Just like every damn bird in my neighborhood sits on tree limbs silently smirking and trading side-eyes as I wash and wax my car.
And, yeah...fart catcher. Sure, why not. BUT, I'm more interested in the fact that there is an actual Sex Machines Museum in Prague. Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (dIske) 108
Hitched from college in Wisconsin to Chicago. Twice. Survived.
Hitched to Iowa to visit an ex-girlfriend. Bad idea, but not because of the hitching. https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw G'nite for now, y'all. Things to do for Thursday. Posted by: mindful webworker - it was a different age at November 25, 2025 10:33 PM (LaTF/) I thought you were going to post this one youtu.be/QAxEJ67MIH4 Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (rbvCR) 109
Doof, re Donald's House Of Wings:
There's actually a hot dog place in Chicago that's well know, called The Wieners Circle. Their 'specialty' is that their servers are really rude and insulting. Strange thing to be proud of. But at least the hot dogs are really good. Anyway, I was reading about them last week. They obviously *hate* Trump and are always putting nasty jokes about him on their outside sign, but aren't above making money off him. They have a specialty, Trump Footlong Hot Dogs. (They're each three inches long.) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (xqw19) 110
104 Guys would totally use this differently. "Dude, you shoulda smelled this one I ripped last night. Oh wait, I got it here in my vanvera - check it out!" {pooooofffff}
You've completely ignored the potential for demonstrating impressive conflagrations. Posted by: Archimedes at November 25, 2025 10:03 PM (Riz8t) Ok, next Texas MOME guys, everyone bring your vanvera! Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (nbLIj) Vanvera > Vuvuzela Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (0CU3H) 111
The pic on top - the redhead hitchhiking - takes me back to my yoot.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 10:29 PM (s0JqF) I don't know why but I never pictured a commenter named Eeyore as a winsome redhead lass. More like a 29 year old. Disclaimer - The term "youth" is generally considered a gender-neutral term for a young person. While it can refer to both males and females, the traditional feminine counterparts are "damsel" or "maiden," which are now considered archaic. In modern usage, "youth" is the most common and appropriate term to refer to any young person, regardless of gender. Deep Gyan an internet genius Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (CF1xw) 112
The kink exhibited in the Universe is unlimited.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 25, 2025 10:36 PM (cYBz/) "I am not kink shaming, I am Kink asking why?" Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:43 PM (rbvCR) 113
The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM
The science project sounds great! Don't forget plates, utensils, a sharp knife and olives with can opener if they're in a can. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 10:43 PM (7vIsy) 114
I guess because she had to keep it shoved up her wazoo.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (3uBP9) I'm wondering how they managed to effect a good seal. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:43 PM (npFr7) 115
I knew a guy with a Datsun station wagon. A warning message, for the lights or keys or something was on a little record that was played by a system needle, then set up again. ----------
I had one of those in an 1985 810. It could be defeated by an ON/OFF switch in the console. When Car & Driver did a review of the car, they had a photo of the switch witha caption, 'There's a nagging lady that lives under thhis switch'. I wa so interested in the mechanism that I bought one off of Ebay. Still have it. Obviously, the tone arm indexes across to the proper message. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (XeU6L) 116
Vanvera > Vuvuzela
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:42 PM (0CU3H) The two could be combined... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (npFr7) 117
Jesus, a fart bag. Fucking primitives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (snZF9) 118
Hello folks, happy Thanksgiving eve eve.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (CHHv1) 119
Ok, next Texas MOME guys, everyone bring your vanvera!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 10:40 PM (nbLIj) You guys have fun. I'm out. Too much methane for open flames. Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (CF1xw) 120
107 There is a third option. The Bald Eagle thought it would be cool to drop the cat on the car. Just like every damn bird in my neighborhood sits on tree limbs silently smirking and trading side-eyes as I wash and wax my car.
And, yeah...fart catcher. Sure, why not. BUT, I'm more interested in the fact that there is an actual Sex Machines Museum in Prague. Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (dIske) A few years ago, we were in NYC to have lunch with a friend of my wife's at the Ritz Carlton in the Flatiron District. Afterwards, my son and I stepped out to check out the neighborhood while my wife stayed behind to catch up. Going down 5th Avenue, we passed the Museum of Sex on our way to the Museum of Mathematics just around the corner on the same block. As Cindy Adams would say in the NY Post, "Only in New York, kids. Only in New York." Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:45 PM (0CU3H) 121
TV and pron would have American men believe women's, uh, 'down there' chamber is as roomy as a VW Bus.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (xqw19) 122
And like a picture she was layin there
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (gbOdA) 123
Good choice on the Donnie Iris, Doof.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 10:37 PM (41CYW) Glad you appreciate it! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (QMAsf) 124
I had one of those in an 1985 810. It could be defeated by an ON/OFF switch in the console. When Car & Driver did a review of the car, they had a photo of the switch witha caption, 'There's a nagging lady that lives under thhis switch'. I wa so interested in the mechanism that I bought one off of Ebay. Still have it. Obviously, the tone arm indexes across to the proper message.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (XeU6L) A Chatty Cathy doll, with a motor-driven skeleton hand to pull the string...now that would be cool. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (npFr7) 125
>>> The two could be combined...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:44 PM (npFr7) Like bagpipes, of a sort. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) 126
113/Thanks KT...have plates, utensils, sharp knife, tablecloth, napkins, decorations, as well as a turkey breast, stuffing, corn pudding, sweet potato casserole, and zinfadel cranberry relish - and apple pie ala mode. But no olives. Please don't tell TRex, he will be most disappointed.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (cCn4/) 127
Darrell:
wait 'til you see the Museum of Sex Gift Shop... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (xqw19) 128
What, so the toot smell stays in a porous leather bag? Sure it does.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (OoFl2) 129
Doof, I'm going down to the big southern county of Oklahoma to visit number two son and family. I think I may be the nefarious guest!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (47diA) 130
SNL had 3 peaks, each a little bit lower. First of course was the original cast - Akroyd, Belushi, Bill Murray, Jane Curtain, Chevy Chase - Buck Henry was one of the writers and they could make you laugh til you had tears in your eyes every week. That wave faded out, it went flat .
But in ‘84 it built to a second peak with Jon Lovitz, Phil Hartman, Victoria Principal, Dana Carvey and others - a few more wonderful seasons til it faded again. And the final high was the David Spade - Chris Farley - Norm McDonald era. After that, which was in the 90’s, it was never worth watching again. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (ngbZu) 131
Thanksgiving dinner will be simple this year: I will join hubby at the nursing home. Probably will bring some cheese & crackers and onion dip.
I'll stay until he 'sundowns' and then go home & make that sloppy ol' bacon cheeseburger I've been craving! Lovely holiday. 🤔 Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (rdVOm) 132
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Evening, folken. It's been a strange day.
I remember the sequential blinker lights on the mid-'60s Thunderbirds. Though I'd forgotten that the Cougar, Mercury's answer to the T-Bird, had them too. Didn't some other car companies offer them a little later? Earlier this year we saw a Cougar, well-restored, outside a coffee shop/bakery in a suburban town near us. I knew what it was immediately, though I hadn't seen one since the late '90s in Denver. Black, with a red interior, it was amazing in its proportions and styling. The hood and trunk each seemed twice as long as a mid-size car today, and the vehicle was low to the ground -- though it hadn't been lowered as far as I know. The owner said it was the first year, the 1967. Not the XR-7 model, the "sporty" one with the toggle switches on the dash like the Jaguar E-Type of those days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (wzUl9) 135
And like a picture she was layin there
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:46 PM (gbOdA) It's a shame I won't be passin' through again Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (QMAsf) 136
Tom Servo: agreed re SNL's two peaks.
But it was Victoria Jackson, not Victoria Principal (who was on Dallas). Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (xqw19) 137
Like bagpipes, of a sort.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) "eat your fill of beans and Melbourne cabbage tonight, Lassie. We be playin' Scotland The Brave tomorrow." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (L/fGl) 139
137 Like bagpipes, of a sort.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) "eat your fill of beans and Melbourne cabbage tonight, Lassie. We be playin' Scotland The Brave tomorrow." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7) "Now, let's eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow we die." Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 10:51 PM (0CU3H) 140
But it was Victoria Jackson, not Victoria Principal (who was on Dallas).
But what about their racks? Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:51 PM (47diA) 141
What, so the toot smell stays in a porous leather bag? Sure it does.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (OoFl2) Hey there! Was REALLY hoping our resident fashion reporter would have some input. OK, I didn't word that correctly. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (QMAsf) 142
LRob, they were interchangeable IIRC
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (xqw19) 143
If anyone is close, there is room at our table for Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (OoFl2) 144
130 SNL had 3 peaks, each a little bit lower. First of course was the original cast - Akroyd, Belushi, Bill Murray, Jane Curtain, Chevy Chase - Buck Henry was one of the writers and they could make you laugh til you had tears in your eyes every week. That wave faded out, it went flat .
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (ngbZu) Murray wasn't part of the "original" cast-- he was a writer season one and came on in season two after Chevy Chase left to make movies. (Foul Play, not exactly a comedy classic.) They got into a fight when Chase returned as a guess host. But I concede that Murray is considered part of original glory days. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:53 PM (FVLcK) 145
SNL had 3 peaks, each a little bit lower. First of course was the original cast - Akroyd, Belushi, Bill Murray, Jane Curtain, Chevy Chase - Buck Henry was one of the writers and they could make you laugh til you had tears in your eyes every week. That wave faded out, it went flat .
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (ngbZu) I don't think Bill Murray was in the original cast. I think he joined the second season. I remember him on the show doing a riff about 'being the new guy'. Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 10:53 PM (gKDq2) 146
The owner said it was the first year, the 1967. Not the XR-7 model, the "sporty" one with the toggle switches on the dash like the Jaguar E-Type of those days.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (wzUl9) Cougar was initially a gussied-up Mustang on the Mustang platform. At some point in the mid '70's, it became a clone of the Thunderbird on the Thunderbird platform. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (npFr7) 147
137 Like bagpipes, of a sort.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:47 PM (3uBP9) "eat your fill of beans and Melbourne cabbage tonight, Lassie. We be playin' Scotland The Brave tomorrow." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:50 PM (npFr7) golf clap! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (QMAsf) 148
141 What, so the toot smell stays in a porous leather bag? Sure it does.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (OoFl2) Hey there! Was REALLY hoping our resident fashion reporter would have some input. OK, I didn't word that correctly. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:52 Can you just imagine trying to pretend you didn’t hear Lady McGillicutty honk like a goose during the Walz because she trusted this thing? Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (OoFl2) 149
Tomorrow I have to work out, wash and gas up the car, and hit Walmart and another local chain grocery for just my usual supplies. We're going to a suburban restaurant on Thurs.. No need for things like large frozen barnyard birds.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (wzUl9) 150
Probably didn't take a genius to look at the vanvera and think: "Wouldn't it be hilarious if I put a full one on someone's seat and they sat on it?"
Few people know that the original Whoopie Cushions were using live ammo. Posted by: MartynWW at November 25, 2025 10:55 PM (+1tao) 151
Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 10:49 PM (gKDq2)
King Harv is going to put you on a list. And not on a good list like Santa Claus. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:55 PM (FVLcK) 152
Evening all!
I hope everyone expecting snow this weekend stays warm. We have a cold front coming in tonight with strong winds. Yeck! Posted by: Joyenz at November 25, 2025 10:55 PM (2F0/Y) 153
Cougar was initially a gussied-up Mustang on the Mustang platform. At some point in the mid '70's, it became a clone of the Thunderbird on the Thunderbird platform.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (npFr7) --------- That was when the real Mustang devolved into the notorious Pintang. A so-called Mustang on a Pinto chassis. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2025 10:56 PM (JkO4W) 154
Cougar was initially a gussied-up Mustang on the Mustang platform. At some point in the mid '70's, it became a clone of the Thunderbird on the Thunderbird platform. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 *** I think you're right. The T-Bird was a larger car than the original Cougar, which was closer in size to the Mustang. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:56 PM (wzUl9) 155
But what about their racks?
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:51 PM (47diA) I don't think either of them hunted deer. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (FVLcK) 156
FYI , I think the current Mustangs have the sequential turn signals.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (JkO4W) Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (47diA) 158
Doof, I'm going down to the big southern county of Oklahoma to visit number two son and family. I think I may be the nefarious guest!
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM (47diA) Then represent us well! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (QMAsf) 159
Hey there! Was REALLY hoping our resident fashion reporter would have some input. OK, I didn't word that correctly. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:52 PM (QMAsf The word you were looking for was "output" Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (CF1xw) 160
But I concede that Murray is considered part of original glory days.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 10:53 PM (FVLcK) It has always surprised me that out of that cast, Murray was the one who went on to have the greatest movie career. Although Akroyd had some good roles in the 80’s and 90’s. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (ngbZu) 161
golf clap!
Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 10:54 PM (QMAsf) The "Melbourne cabbage" is stolen shamelessly from the original recording of the Crepitation Contest, which can be enjoyed on Youtube. Don't settle for the latter-day imitations; the original was recorded in Canada, at Maple Leaf Gardens. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 10:58 PM (npFr7) 162
Murray was the one who went on to have the greatest movie career.
Until he got shotgunned in Zombies! RIP! Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (47diA) 163
JQ at November 25, 2025 10:48 PM
Hope you have a nice Thanksgiving. Thinking about stretching ours out over the weekend. The problem is eating all the traditional things in one day. Will probably try to do one of MIL's famous coconut cream pies on one of the Thanksgiving Weekend days. For DH, not for me. I'll have to go for apple (allergies). Real whipped cream will be on hand. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (7vIsy) 164
Who did not know the Coach of year was not a child rapist?
He went missing HAHAHAHA Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (gbOdA) 165
Victoria Principal was on SNL??? If I'd known that, I'd have watched it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (wzUl9) 166
And, yeah...fart catcher. Sure, why not. BUT, I'm more interested in the fact that there is an actual Sex Machines Museum in Prague.
Posted by: Orson at November 25, 2025 10:41 PM (dIske) I didn't know the Paolo was slavic? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (uQesX) 167
Child porn = Child rapist
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (gbOdA) 168
Really the device is to break up the sound of the fart. Kind of like the cones on the engines of the SR-71 which slow down the air before they enter the engines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 11:00 PM (zZu0s) 169
Real whipped cream will be on hand.
Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (7vIsy) now do mayo Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 11:01 PM (gbOdA) 170
Time I headed off to bed. I'll see some of you on the Tech Thread tomorrow!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 25, 2025 11:01 PM (wzUl9) 171
The only hitchhiking I did was during the annual Yellowstone river boat float. A three day float from Livingston to Laurel with about 200+ rafts, boats, pontoon boats as company.
People shuttled up and down the river to go back upstream or downstream pick up their cars and then drive them to the next stopping point. So people with cars at a location would pick up obvious hitchhiking float people and take them to their cars. Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 11:01 PM (0714D) 172
But no olives. Please don't tell TRex, he will be most disappointed.
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba ----------- What is this dark, dystopian Thanksgiving with no olives you speak of? Adds olives to the Dino crowdsource list. Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 11:01 PM (41CYW) 173
It’s bedtime but I had to stop in and support Doof’s ONT. I am still laughing right now at this contraption!
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 11:02 PM (OoFl2) 174
Really the device is to break up the sound of the fart. Kind of like the cones on the engines of the SR-71 which slow down the air before they enter the engines.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 11:00 PM (zZu0s) Vanveras fell out of fashion when the $200 tax stamp mandated by the National Firearms Act of 1934 kicked in. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 11:02 PM (npFr7) 175
FYI , I think the current Mustangs have the sequential turn signals.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (JkO4W) Yes. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 11:02 PM (zZu0s) 176
The word you were looking for was "output"
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (CF1xw) Both kinda work though! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 11:03 PM (QMAsf) 177
I had no idea all the D . candidates for Governor of California were so corrupt Which D candidate for Governor will to to jail first ?
Frontpage Magazine https://tinyurl.com/m5hstd62 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 11:04 PM (ix8EF) 178
31 I had an atari game, Journey Escape, where you play a band member trying to race to the scarab/space ship while dodging crazy fans and photographers. Songs from the album in 8bit form play the whole time.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 10:09 PM (3uBP9) ----------------------------------- I still have that game, and an Atari (well, Sears knock-off) to play it on. As I recall, the music is actually just the bass line from Don't Stop Believin' on repeat. Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2025 11:04 PM (OGOaV) 179
now do mayo
Posted by: r hennigantx at November Easy peasy in a blender! Egg yolks, oil, lemon juice and salt. Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 11:04 PM (OoFl2) 180
It’s bedtime but I had to stop in and support Doof’s ONT. I am still laughing right now at this contraption!
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 11:02 PM (OoFl2) Thanks and good night! Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 11:05 PM (QMAsf) 181
Child porn = Child rapist
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 25, 2025 10:59 PM (gbOdA) = A very long drop with a very short rope. Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 11:06 PM (gKDq2) 182
The difference between loading the dishwasher and mowing is that the wife expects the husband to load the dishwasher. I'd wager hubby wants her nowhere near the mower.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2025 11:06 PM (OGOaV) 183
We're still trying to think of a way to entice someone to adopt the Great Pyrenees dog that was abandoned up the road from us. Tough when a breed in known as a herding/one family dog, moves away from you (and other strangers) when you feed it and is huge. They have a reputation for NOT biting people and for being generally calm and good with kids, which are good things.
We have farms with coyotes nearby, but not many wolves or bears for these dogs to guard against. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 11:08 PM (7vIsy) 184
DJ Doof - Guess the Theme (Easy Level) Edition
It's been an hour and nobody's guessed? I think it was rock-paper-scissors, but there weren't any good "scissors" songs, so..... Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:08 PM (nhCoE) 185
The word you were looking for was "output"
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 25, 2025 10:57 PM (CF1xw) Maybe outpoot? Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 11:10 PM (uQesX) 186
I'd wager hubby wants her nowhere near the mower.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2025 11:06 PM (OGOaV) It's like those humorous videos of how to scare your husband. You see the wife walking by with a small ladder, or carrying a drill or some other tool used in construction. The husband's on the couch watching tv, sees the wife carrying whatever, and he immediately jumps up to follow her. Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 11:10 PM (gKDq2) 187
Guess the theme:
Picked out some real gems tonight. Musical picks solid like granite. Diamonds in the rough. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 11:10 PM (FVLcK) 188
We have farms with coyotes nearby, but not many wolves or bears for these dogs to guard against.
Posted by: KT Wish I lived closer. Posted by: Some Rat at November 25, 2025 11:11 PM (TfUTr) 189
We're still trying to think of a way to entice someone to adopt the Great Pyrenees dog that was abandoned up the road from us. Tough when a breed in known as a herding/one family dog, moves away from you (and other strangers) when you feed it and is huge. They have a reputation for NOT biting people and for being generally calm and good with kids, which are good things.
We have farms with coyotes nearby, but not many wolves or bears for these dogs to guard against. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 11:08 PM (7vIsy) Could you take a lawn chair and a bag of dog treats to the dog's yard, and just sit there calmly and offer some treats. Let the dog get used to your presence. It must be missing its humans now, and may become ready to accept a new one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (npFr7) 190
184 DJ Doof - Guess the Theme (Easy Level) Edition
It's been an hour and nobody's guessed? I think it was rock-paper-scissors, but there weren't any good "scissors" songs, so..... Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:08 PM (nhCoE) ----------------------------------------- It's rock-paper-scissors Bart Simpson Edition "Good old rock. Nothing beats rock." Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (OGOaV) 191
Guess the theme:
Picked out some real gems tonight. Musical picks solid like granite. Diamonds in the rough. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 11:10 PM (FVLcK) Keep going! Mohs better than less. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (QMAsf) 192
184 DJ Doof - Guess the Theme (Easy Level) Edition
It's been an hour and nobody's guessed? I think it was rock-paper-scissors, but there weren't any good "scissors" songs, so..... Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:08 PM (nhCoE) wait wait wait there was a theme? I went right to the content(!) /jk Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (0CU3H) 193
186 The husband's on the couch watching tv, sees the wife carrying whatever, and he immediately jumps up to follow her.
Posted by: RickZ at November 25, 2025 11:10 PM (gKDq2) How many follow to prevent a train wreck, and how many follow to witness it? Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (FVLcK) 194
182 The difference between loading the dishwasher and mowing is that the wife expects the husband to load the dishwasher. I'd wager hubby wants her nowhere near the mower.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 25, 2025 11:06 PM (OGOaV) No one sees your washer, everyone sees your lawn Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at November 25, 2025 11:14 PM (EOjZq) 195
What is this dark, dystopian Thanksgiving with no olives you speak of? Adds olives to the Dino crowdsource list.
Posted by: scampydog ************ I informed the short armed one that you would supply his olives...thanks, and good night! Posted by: The Grateful at November 25, 2025 11:14 PM (QvbcG) 196
191 Guess the theme:
Picked out some real gems tonight. Musical picks solid like granite. Diamonds in the rough. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 11:10 PM (FVLcK) Keep going! Mohrs better than less. Posted by: Doof at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (QMAsf) Having us guess the theme? Well, that's a gneiss idea. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 11:15 PM (0CU3H) 197
It's like those humorous videos of how to scare your husband. You see the wife walking by with a small ladder, or carrying a drill or some other tool used in construction.
The husband's on the couch watching tv, sees the wife carrying whatever, and he immediately jumps up to follow her. Posted by: RickZ How many follow to prevent a train wreck, and how many follow to witness it? Posted by: tankdemon In this crowd? Who wouldn't want to watch Ace put up more shelves? Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:15 PM (nhCoE) 198
Some Rat at November 25, 2025 11:11 PM
There are Great Pyrenees rescue organizations, but they seem geared to people who are preparing to give up a dog - BEFORE they give it up. Sort of makes sense, since these are not Golden Retrievers who will just feel comfortable with anybody right off the bat. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 11:16 PM (7vIsy) 199
Guess the theme:
Picked out some real gems tonight. Musical picks solid like granite. Diamonds in the rough. Posted by: tankdemon ----------- Yes, a sedimental theme this evening. Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 11:16 PM (41CYW) 200
Thanks, KT! Have a wonderful holiday!
Yeah, stretching it out sounds like a plan-- there was always *too much food* on T-Day. Leftovers FTW! Or, just cook one or two special dishes each day, all weekend. It's ALL good! Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:16 PM (rdVOm) 201
197 In this crowd? Who wouldn't want to watch Ace put up more shelves?
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:15 PM (nhCoE) Just asnlong as he isn't doing it in my house. Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 11:17 PM (FVLcK) 202
189 We're still trying to think of a way to entice someone to adopt the Great Pyrenees dog that was abandoned up the road from us. Tough when a breed in known as a herding/one family dog, moves away from you (and other strangers) when you feed it and is huge. They have a reputation for NOT biting people and for being generally calm and good with kids, which are good things.
We have farms with coyotes nearby, but not many wolves or bears for these dogs to guard against. Posted by: KT at November 25, 2025 11:08 PM (7vIsy) Could you take a lawn chair and a bag of dog treats to the dog's yard, and just sit there calmly and offer some treats. Let the dog get used to your presence. It must be missing its humans now, and may become ready to accept a new one. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 11:12 PM (npFr7) I'm a recently converted (6 years) pet person after a lifetime of happily living without them. Even before that happened, the reasoning about why someone would simply abandon their pet dog - much less a Pyrenees - escapes me completely. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 25, 2025 11:18 PM (0CU3H) 203
Easy peasy in a blender! Egg yolks, oil, lemon juice and salt.
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 11:04 PM (OoFl2) And a bit of dry mustard powder for that extra edge Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 11:18 PM (rbvCR) 204
Re mower
Its like a car. How many dudes like anyone- including their girl- drive their car? I'd wager it's worse if it's a manual. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 11:19 PM (zZu0s) 205
There are Great Pyrenees rescue organizations, but they seem geared to people who are preparing to give up a dog - BEFORE they give it up. Sort of makes sense, since these are not Golden Retrievers who will just feel comfortable with anybody right off the bat.
Posted by: KT ---- I hope things turn out well for this poor dog. Bless you for caring and helping him. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 11:19 PM (ys6FW) 206
Wake up!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 25, 2025 11:24 PM (uQesX) 207
The difference between loading the dishwasher and mowing is that the wife expects the husband to load the dishwasher. I'd wager hubby wants her nowhere near the mower.
Posted by: No One of Consequence No one sees your washer, everyone sees your lawn Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards -------- Hubby used to get upset-- offended, even-- when I rearranged items in the dishwasher before starting it. I tried to explain: "honey, you loaded it *just fine* but now there are *more* dishes and I'm trying to make everything fit so I don't need to hand-wash (as much)" Mowing? I'd rather hubby did it. I do it the same way he did it-- except for running over the hose or getting hung up on that one big tree root, LOL. Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:24 PM (rdVOm) 208
I never really did understand what “Stone in Love” meant. I guessed, but still wondered.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 11:29 PM (3U2FH) 209
Tonypete, I remember learning pie crust from my mom *mumble* years ago, with leaf lard, and cutting it in with two knives.
I cheat now and use one of those hand pastry blender things. Tonight was pies (last one almost done) Tomorrow is corn muffins, stuffing sausage/vegs/herbs, and start the stockpot before bed (in the crockpot overnight). Last night was cookies, with lots of chocolate, because if there aren't any, grandgirl is disappointed. Granny gotta granny, therefore. Posted by: barbarausa at November 25, 2025 11:30 PM (enw9G) Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:30 PM (77rzZ) 211
Re mower
Its like a car. How many dudes like anyone- including their girl- drive their car? I'd wager it's worse if it's a manual. Posted by: Aetius451AD -------- LMAO. Hubby & I had our own cars. I rarely drove his and vice versa. Mine was a manual, his was automatic. Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:31 PM (rdVOm) 212
Pies will be done tomorrow. I mistakenly picked up low-fat evaporated milk. I'll add a tablespoon or two of heavy cream to compensate. If we were a proper country, low fat ingredients would have their own aisle. It would be unlit, but with motion sensors to warn any shoppers that items found herein are completely lacking in anything that makes life worth living. There would be suicide counselors bearing homemade fudge to remind them what real butter and sugar taste like...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 11:32 PM (nbLIj) Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:34 PM (77rzZ) 214
Turkeys are brining, Snowstorm going on, 8 inches overnight, gonna be a pain to shovel tomorrow and will need to put up a windblock around the smoker.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 25, 2025 11:37 PM (4p0Xq) 215
Pies will be done tomorrow. I mistakenly picked up low-fat evaporated milk. I'll add a tablespoon or two of heavy cream to compensate...
Posted by: Joe Kidd ----- Need to add a little bit anyway, because evap milk cans are now an ounce shy of their former volume. Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:37 PM (rdVOm) 216
Nice ginger up top, at least from behind.
But beware the hair paradox. Posted by: Bulg I saw Hair Paradox open for Spock's Beard at The Locks last year. https://youtu.be/K8gfPPCt80k I think Hair Paradox opened for both Jinjer and Four Non Blondes, too. Weird band. Or maybe "eclectic?" Posted by: mikeski fit the Art Thread into this one, too at November 25, 2025 11:38 PM (nhCoE) 217
I found a can of evaporated milk in the pantry that expired in 2023. I like my family, so won't use it in the pie. But I'm thinking it could still be okay for something.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 11:40 PM (ys6FW) 218
Shoot? No, they just need a rabbit stick ... throw it and knock the rabbit out (or kill it outright). I've actually tried that briefly, and came close a few times. Just a solid ~1' x 2" solid stick ... thrown hard at a rabbit, it would stop them. Or maybe that is some Indian trick, idk where I learned it. Maybe in my brief "Tracker School".
Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2025 10:28 PM My grandfather hunted rabbits by that method (ball peen hammer) when he was a youth during the Depression. He said he got one out of about every three throws. He said a hit only stunned the rabbits, so you had to run up and throttle them before they re-gathered their wits. I have eaten rabbit stew and squirrel pot pie at his house when I was a youth. However, he could afford .22lr ammo by that time! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 11:41 PM (HlyYF) 219
217 Magwitch will take it.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:41 PM (77rzZ) 220
Yay! Happy Birthday to me today! Had a really nice dinner at the place I mention below.
I posted this earlier today but I'll repost because I know I have friends here who care about me: "My two sons are home plus one 's girlfriend. They're taking us to dinner tonight for my mumble mumble th birthday. I think we're going to that chef with the unfortunate name's place - Andrew Gruel - over in Huntington Harbor....maybe he'll come by and sing happy birthday LOL!!" Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 25, 2025 11:41 PM (QGaXH) Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 25, 2025 11:42 PM (WFC1M) 222
HBD, ARiK. Enjoy the fam time.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 11:43 PM (41CYW) 223
Beware rabbit starvation.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:43 PM (77rzZ) 224
Need to add a little bit anyway, because evap milk cans are now an ounce shy of their former volume.
Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:37 PM (rdVOm) Oh yeah, that's another thing - wait I'll need a bigger soapbox... (sounds of power tools and hammers as Joe Kidd mutters...) Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 11:44 PM (nbLIj) 225
29 We are on the road...visiting MIL(who is in AL), so will bring her to our hotel room for Thanksgiving...will do a turkey breast in the crockpot (have a huge refrig, a dishwasher and a microwave - but no stovetop or oven), and reheat sides that I prepped at home and will assemble and cook tomorrow at another family member's stove and oven...it's like the ultimate science project!
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at November 25, 2025 10:08 PM (cCn4/) ^^Very impressive, Grateful! Posted by: Iris at November 25, 2025 11:44 PM (bOJ2I) 226
I found a can of evaporated milk in the pantry that expired in 2023. I like my family, so won't use it in the pie. But I'm thinking it could still be okay for something.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary --------- Eh. I've had bad luck with expired evap milk. I no longer buy "extra" when it's on sale. Open it & sniff. If it has no smell, pour a little bit into a glass & check the color. Should be off-white, not yellow. Bet it's soured. Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:44 PM (rdVOm) 227
November birthdays are the best.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:45 PM (77rzZ) 228
Happy Birthday, ARiK! May you have an enjoyable meal with your family.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 11:45 PM (ys6FW) 229
Gop worried thread seems like DU talking about democrat leaders! If dump is looking for seditious traitors committing treason he can start with steve witkoff and j.d. vance who believe America is in decline. Exposed: witkoff's telling russian officials how to fool dump into excepting putin's plan as his own sell out of Ukraine.
Posted by: raimondo at November 25, 2025 11:45 PM (lW9IP) 230
I am doing a molasses pie and apple slaw to take to the dinner.
I think I have the pie plates still. If not I have two half-sized ones and do one plum tart and one molasses pie Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 11:46 PM (rbvCR) 231
Need to add a little bit anyway, because evap milk cans are now an ounce shy of their former volume.
Posted by: JQ Oh yeah, that's another thing - wait I'll need a bigger soapbox... (sounds of power tools and hammers as Joe Kidd mutters...) Posted by: Joe Kidd Nice soapbox! What's the big blade up there for? Posted by: mikeski fit the Art Thread into this one, too at November 25, 2025 11:46 PM (nhCoE) 232
Oops, no Saint Jerome there. Off sock.
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:47 PM (nhCoE) 233
The 911 call about the eagle-dropped cat...
Demerits to the dispatcher for not asking if the cat had a collar and tag. Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2025 11:47 PM (eRgRR) 234
230 Molasses pie? Is that like the Amish shoo-fly pie?
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:48 PM (77rzZ) 235
Hope you've enjoyed your birfday, ARiK!
Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:48 PM (rdVOm) 236
I'll be having thanksgiving dinner at the fire house on Thursday. We'll have all the families together for a great meal and fellowship. Done it for many years.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at November 25, 2025 11:48 PM (XY7MO) 237
Open it & sniff. If it has no smell, pour a little bit into a glass & check the color. Should be off-white, not yellow. Bet it's soured.
Posted by: JQ ---- Thanks JQ. I'll open it out of curiosity, but will toss it. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 11:48 PM (ys6FW) 238
Molasses pie? Is that like the Amish shoo-fly pie?
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:48 PM (77rzZ) Just the same. I used to make it a lot since it pairs nicely with coffee. It does not pair well with metformin though . . . Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 11:50 PM (rbvCR) 239
"I have eaten rabbit stew and squirrel pot pie at his house when I was a youth. However, he could afford .22lr ammo by that time!" Posted by: Pillage Idiot
cool, yeah, I never heard of anyone of our era doing it. 22 is much easier. Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2025 11:50 PM (vbXSk) 240
I'll open it out of curiosity, but will toss it.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary --------- Yeah. A month or two? Maybe. Two years? Nah, girlfriend, it's spoiled. Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:50 PM (rdVOm) 241
217 I found a can of evaporated milk in the pantry that expired in 2023. I like my family, so won't use it in the pie. But I'm thinking it could still be okay for something.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 11:40 PM Any plaster walls in your current house? I bet you could use it to fill in the cracks. Should be pretty easy to sand smooth afterwards. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 11:50 PM (HlyYF) 242
π = 3.
1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679… Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 11:51 PM (kd1a0) 243
They took me off metformin, though. I stopped eating all the sugar and a lot of the starches. That is so I can eat Thanksgiving and not worry too much
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 11:52 PM (rbvCR) 244
238 As a diabetic, no kidding to that last sentence.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:53 PM (77rzZ) 245
Greetings Hordlings from your Old China Hand, Publius Redux. Was up early this AM here in Singapore, and saw that somehow you guys had all p*ssed of Ace, forcing him to punish us with the insane scribblings of non-entity, attention-whore, mentally-imbalanced and talent-lacking Olivia Nuzzi. Why? What did you guys do? Kick Ace's dog? Sleep with his girlfriend, I mean, wth? On a serious note, why does this idiot Nuzzi even get any attention by anyone? Because she "almost" had an affair with RFKJr? I believe we have another way to say "almost had an affair" and I believe that other way is "didn't" - as in "Nuzzi didn't have an affair with RFK Jr." No, sending someone insane, bunny-boiler, stalker texts does not count as "having an affair." Also - slight point of order from the other day - I believe the Ace stye guide would dictate that instead of "James Carville's less attractive testicle," you should instead say "James Carville's LEAST attractive testicle."
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 25, 2025 11:54 PM (2GQCf) 246
242 Geek.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:54 PM (77rzZ) 247
I'm working up some green bean / bacon kind of medley thing. Also going to attack the gravy deficit. Maybe even a pie.
Trump wings may be the perfect thing for the yuge game. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 25, 2025 11:55 PM (WFC1M) 248
No clue whats going on for thanksgiving. I'm supposed to go to my brothers. His inlaws, AKA "the wax museum" who are way into their 90's and biden loving pricks may or may not be there. Getting them out of the car, and then into the car is like prepping the Apollo astronauts for launch, because they drive and are content to be a road disaster in the making. My inlaws are probably going to Mrs B's sister's house. My MIL, AKA "the ham fairy" switched it up this year and blew off the ham and i her infinite wisdom decided to get a 25 pound turkey.... for 5 people. I'm sensing a turkey fairy in my future. Mrs B's sister got her hand operated on today, so I'm sure she'll appreciate the ease of hauling around a 25 pound turkey. Sooo, the decision is do we go there so Mrs B can help her sister since her parents aren't strong enough to lift the fart bag shown above, and we come home with a trunk load of turkey, or go to my brothers and watch the wax museum face plant into their dinner plate when they fall asleep in the middle of a sentence.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 25, 2025 11:55 PM (snZF9) 249
π = 3.
1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679… Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit Hey! This pie is rectangular! Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:55 PM (nhCoE) 250
Mmmmmm, gravy. The booze of food.
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 11:58 PM (77rzZ) 251
I found a can of evaporated milk in the pantry that expired in 2023. I like my family, so won't use it in the pie. But I'm thinking it could still be okay for something.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary Had a can that was five years beyond the expiration date. Opened it. Contents were an orange hue. Took a taste. Let's just say a vanvera would have bean bursting at the seams about thirty minutes later... Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 25, 2025 11:58 PM (nbLIj) 252
Over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house we go
Posted by: Archer at November 25, 2025 11:58 PM (YGRGv) 253
I'm working up some green bean / bacon kind of medley thing.
------- Mmm. Brown some chopped bacon, add onion & cook until clear/carmelized... put in the trimmed fresh green beans and a little chicken broth... simmer... maybe garlic and ground black pepper... oh yes! Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:59 PM (rdVOm) 254
The sequential taillight mechanism reminded me of how 1980's Volvo's 'lamp out' module worked. It was essentially a round red plastic canister about three inches high by maybe one and one-half inches diameter with about 13 plug pins on the bottom.
Inside were three boards with small reed switches corresponding to various outside lights. Each reed switch corresponded to a set of lights - headlights, taillights, etc. Wrapped around each reed switch were the wires corresponding to the left and right bulbs of each set of lights. As long as both bulbs were lit, the magnetic field from each wire cancelled out and the switch stayed in the neutral 'off' position. If a bulb was out, no current would flow in the corresponding wire, and the magnetic field from the other wire pulled the switch to a closed position and illuminated a 'bulb out' lamp on the dash. Gabich? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 12:02 AM (QGaXH) 255
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 26, 2025 12:02 AM (SRRAx) 256
252 My grandmother lives in a condominium.
— Charlie Brown Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (77rzZ) 257
ARiK: this site is where I first learned about the wonder of Lucas Electric.
Tail light won't work? Whole car won't work. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (xqw19) 258
Wow, Bers. Sucky choices!
Probably should help Mrs B's sister though. Unless you've already accepted your bro's invitation. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (rdVOm) 259
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 26, 2025 12:02 AM (SRRAx) Helloooo. How are you feeling? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (snZF9) 260
So I opened that old can of milk. It smelled okay but the contents were caramel-colored. Did not taste it. Down the sink it went.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (ys6FW) 261
KT, I'd gladly take the Pyrenees, but I think (read: know) my wife would kill me. We already have a big guard dog with an Anatolian shepherd. They would be great protecting the tiny homeland we inhabit. Good luck with rehoming that glorious puppers.
Posted by: AnchorPoint at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (XY7MO) 262
255 Teresa, Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 12:04 AM (77rzZ) 263
So I opened that old can of milk. It smelled okay but the contents were caramel-colored. Did not taste it. Down the sink it went.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (ys6FW) You'd figure a can of evaporated milk that old would be empty. Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 26, 2025 12:05 AM (uQesX) 264
Fun fact: condensed milk is apparently also a topping for cheesecake. I learned of that recently, looking at the menu at a nearby dessert place.,
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:05 AM (xqw19) 265
Hello, TiFW!
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:05 AM (rdVOm) 266
The Indians used every part of the expired can of evaporated milk.
Posted by: Bulg at November 26, 2025 12:07 AM (77rzZ) 267
I got your pi right here, chum. Dork.
I need to make two batches of gravy, one non-gluten. Corn starch seams to work just fine and is tasty. Actually may be easier to make. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:08 AM (WFC1M) 268
Lol Bulg. I do hate throwing away food.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 26, 2025 12:09 AM (ys6FW) 269
Back in high school, I had memorized pi to this many digits, 3.141692654, 10 digits, which was the calculator's resolution. Then, with double precision, or was it 80-bit IEEE-754, I memorized it to this: 3.141592653589793. That's typing from memory. Both are stored separately in my memory somehow. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:09 AM (w6EFb) 270
Wow, Bers. Sucky choices!
Probably should help Mrs B's sister though. Unless you've already accepted your bro's invitation. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (rdVOm) Well, Mrs B's niece, her sister's daughter, "might" actually be there and is pretty good in the kitchen, so I may have an out. If the draugrs don't show up at my brother's it will just be him, his wife, and my father, so I do want to go there. There have been times where Mrs B went one way and I went another in rare circumstances. Her sister's hand surgery 2 days before thanksgiving (great planning there), might be one of those occasions. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:10 AM (snZF9) 271
Pie are squared.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2025 12:10 AM (estQK) 272
For some reason, I never bothered to memorize e. That's just e. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:11 AM (w6EFb) 273
publius: now we all have a good idea what your PIN number is. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:12 AM (xqw19) 274
Per Google AI, only real difference between evaporated and condensed milk?
The condensed is sweetened and thickened, the evap isn't. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:13 AM (xqw19) 275
Older bro p'd me off for the last time, at Christmas 3 years ago:
He lives about 1/4 mile away. I invited him for holiday meals-- Thanksgiving and Christmas-- every year for the last decade. He worked graveyard shift; hubby & I worked days... so the compromise was that "dinner" would be at 10pm to accommodate his schedule. (we usually had the next day off, so it wasn't a problem to stay up late) Last couple of holidays, he accepted the invitations but NO SHOW. Didn't even call to cancel! I called him: ugh, still asleep... call back in an hour? Ok. An hour later: ugh, too tired... Fk it. If he can't be arsed to drive 2 minutes, forget it. I'm DONE cooking a whole holiday meal for 3 people. Now, it's just me. Pfft. Cheeseburger!!!!! Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:14 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2025 12:15 AM (XeU6L) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:17 AM (w6EFb) 278
Hey! This pie is rectangular!
Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:55 PM (nhCoE) Did a "Pi Day" for church fellowship back in July (because 22/7 is much closer to pi than 3.14). Put up a big sign with "pi*r^2" on it (but not in lame fake math figures like that). And baked a bunch of various pies (quiche is a pie!) that were round and square. Everybody thought it was great. But, dang were that many pies hard work. Posted by: GWB at November 26, 2025 12:18 AM (eRgRR) 279
NBC laughed at the idea Reagan could be President. They thought they were laughing at Trump in 2004.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 26, 2025 12:19 AM (r0dOk) 280
>>>Back in high school, I had memorized pi to this many digits, 3.141692654, 10 digits, which was the calculator's resolution. Then, with double precision, or was it 80-bit IEEE-754, I memorized it to this:
3.141592653589793. That's typing from memory. Both are stored separately in my memory somehow. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) >I used to try to remember all of those things, including e. But my 29 year old brain has runneth over. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:19 AM (WFC1M) 281
I miss my family. But I don't miss figuring out which place to go, for holidays.
There were years that we'd go to 2 or 3 holiday meals, just to visit everyone. LOL! Talk about *stuffing* holy moly... Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:19 AM (rdVOm) 282
3.141692654,
Yes, that's a fat finger typo. 3.14159... Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:17 AM (w6EFb) This right here? This is why we don't do math.. Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 26, 2025 12:20 AM (nbLIj) 283
JQ, don't blame ya for being really annoyed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:20 AM (xqw19) 284
Also, my wife can't load the dishwasher properly for love nor money. And she can't stack dishes safely in the sink.
Posted by: GWB at November 26, 2025 12:20 AM (eRgRR) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 26, 2025 12:21 AM (joBMu) 286
271 Pie are squared.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2025 12:10 AM (estQK) Not in this house they aren't. And I will be making 5 of them tomorrow. All round, thank you very much. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:21 AM (6Bc88) 287
Yes, that's a fat finger typo. 3.14159...
Posted by: publius ----- I was momnetarily disturbed because it wasn't as I recalled it, to only six places. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 26, 2025 12:21 AM (XeU6L) 288
253 I'm working up some green bean / bacon kind of medley thing.
------- Mmm. Brown some chopped bacon, add onion & cook until clear/carmelized... put in the trimmed fresh green beans and a little chicken broth... simmer... maybe garlic and ground black pepper... oh yes! Posted by: JQ at November 25, 2025 11:59 PM (rdVOm) I make: French fried onion rings, freshly fried. Green beans trimmed cooked in chicken broth with bacon grease Drain and sprinkle with bacon, cheddar cheese, and the onion rings. It is awfully good that way, and none of that crappy mushy soup stuff. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:23 AM (6Bc88) 289
LOL, qdpsteve. Annoyed. What a nice way to phrase *totally fcuking pissed off* at a bro who could've simply said "No thanks, I've got other plans."
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:24 AM (rdVOm) 290
That sounds yummy, tcn.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 26, 2025 12:25 AM (ys6FW) 291
Oh my gosh Horde, I need a drink and some time to relax. I got a lot of prep cooking done today and I made three pecan pies. I give two of them away to neighbors and in return I get a nice cheesecake and some really good blonde brownies. We have had this dessert exchange for years and it makes me happy but exhausted.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 26, 2025 12:25 AM (0nHVk) 292
JQ, that's what I meant. :-)
I have dealt with all of those on the part of family and 'friends.' Nothing hurts more than finding out you're a loved one's *last* priority. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:26 AM (xqw19) 293
I did get the 16 digit one correct. Young Dick Feynman, working at Los Alamos, showed how using such for password equivalents is not too smart. He cracked a bunch of safe combinations one time by reasoning, hey what would ol' Niels Bohr there think is some string of digits so arcane and obscure that he would think only he would be clever enough to think of? It took him only a few tries to huess the combinations. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:27 AM (w6EFb) 294
Also, my wife can't load the dishwasher properly for love nor money. And she can't stack dishes safely in the sink.
Posted by: GWB at November 26, 2025 12:20 AM (eRgRR) Mrs B's dishwasher is the Tardis from Dr who. I have no idea how she fits that much stuff in there. She plays Tetris with the dishes. I saty out of it. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:28 AM (snZF9) 295
Littles both come home tomorrow.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 12:29 AM (41CYW) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:29 AM (P9xGM) 297
I make:
French fried onion rings, freshly fried. Green beans trimmed cooked in chicken broth with bacon grease Drain and sprinkle with bacon, cheddar cheese, and the onion rings. It is awfully good that way, and none of that crappy mushy soup stuff. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:23 AM (6Bc8 Nice. I would save that chicken broth and maybe cook up some collard greens with it. Amish store here had huge bins of collard and mustard greens today. Must be a popular Thanksgiving side around these parts... Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 26, 2025 12:29 AM (nbLIj) 298
publius, I've heard that to guess most people's PIN number, all you really need to know is (a) their birthday (b) their wife or GF's birthday (c) their anniversary date, even if they're divorced.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:30 AM (xqw19) 299
Braenyard, which one was it you shot again?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:31 AM (xqw19) 300
I simply cannot imagine Mr. Scary caring about how I load the dishwasher. Bless him. He researches the available dishwasher models and chooses a good one. He repairs them if needed. But using the thing? Not a chance.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 26, 2025 12:32 AM (ys6FW) 301
I cooked a pile of bacon today, for prep. Seems like the more turkey I cook, the more bacon I end up needing.
Plus the added joy of inviting a "gluten-intolerant" drama queen, so I have to make special stuffing with that weird gluten-free bread. Lots on the menu, because we have 11 coming. Big-ass turkey, which I shall cook unstuffed because I don't want to have to cook it forever. Stuffing, potatoes, gravy (I found all three gravy pitchers, thank heaven), spinach salad with bacon and honey mustard dressing, fruit salad, rolls, cranberry sauce (made that two days ago), pecan pie, pumpkin pie, apple pie, ice cream and whipped cream. Before that, there's the pre-dinner spread for football: cheese ball, various cheeses, sliced meats, crackers of all kinds, fritos and onion dip, plus crudites, grapes, berries, apple-bacon jam I made yesterday, several different jellies I made this past fall (raspberry, grapefruit, orange, dreamcicle), ranch dip, whatever I come across in the fridge that looks good to serve. If you walk away from my house hungry, it ain't my fault. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:33 AM (6Bc88) 302
I have dealt with all of those on the part of family and 'friends.' Nothing hurts more than finding out you're a loved one's *last* priority.
Posted by: qdpsteve --------- Bingo! Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:33 AM (rdVOm) 303
Hi, Debby! Ready for that Chivas? LOL
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm) 304
295 Littles both come home tomorrow.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 12:29 AM (41CYW) That's the best part. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:34 AM (6Bc88) 305
killed him dead
Youtu.be/APWhx97QvxE Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:29 AM (P9xGM) I swear he was dead when I got there. Posted by: Hey Josephus! at November 26, 2025 12:34 AM (uQesX) 306
So,
I want the "Treasonous Six" Democrats brought up on charges of Sedition. I want any Obama/Biden Federal Judge that tries to block this...IMPEACHED with extreme prejudice. I think that a civil war may be our last hope for the Republic. The Democrats are going for all the marbles in the midterms. Posted by: Nightwatch at November 26, 2025 12:37 AM (25kuG) 307
>>> at a bro who could've simply said "No thanks, I've got other plans."
Posted by: JQ --- Cut him loose. Register zero on you concern meter. Completely. I cut my brother loose 20 years ago, told him why. He has made no attempt to alter the situation. Cold and clean. You have good things in your life. Speaking of good things; That Ryobi reciprocating saw is not to bad with a good blade. Spend the extra money. I use Diablo blades. The one's designed for nails cut through them like butter. Well, almost but it's fine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:37 AM (P9xGM) 308
292 JQ, that's what I meant. :-)
I have dealt with all of those on the part of family and 'friends.' Nothing hurts more than finding out you're a loved one's *last* priority. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:26 AM (xqw19) At some point I realized that I really didn't care any more. I used to, but it isn't worth the heartache. I just figured they didn't know what they were missing, and until they figured that out, I wasn't wasting time or energy on them, at all. I still pray for them, but that's the limit. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:37 AM (6Bc88) Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 26, 2025 12:38 AM (kd1a0) 310
217 I found a can of evaporated milk in the pantry that expired in 2023. I like my family, so won't use it in the pie. But I'm thinking it could still be okay for something.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 25, 2025 11:40 PM (ys6FW) Target practice ? Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 12:38 AM (QGaXH) 311
Val-U-Rite death to the Democrats!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 26, 2025 12:38 AM (25kuG) 312
>>>If you walk away from my house hungry, it ain't my fault.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK >What time is good for guests presenting themselves? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:41 AM (WFC1M) 313
tcn, understood. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:41 AM (xqw19) 314
I simply cannot imagine Mr. Scary caring about how I load the dishwasher. Bless him. He researches the available dishwasher models and chooses a good one. He repairs them if needed. But using the thing? Not a chance.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 26, 2025 12:32 AM (ys6FW) When I redid the kitchen we ordered the appliances months before the cabinets came in, because it was about a year out of covid and supply was still a little shaky. There was a choice of a 2 rack dishwasher, with 56 people on a waiting list, or the 3 rack with only a few people on the list, so 3 rack it was. I wasn't sure the 3 rack was going to work, I figured to fit in 3 racks it might cramp the other 2. Well the interior was taller, which became glaring once I went to install it had almost no room under it to work. In the end it worked like a charm, the middle rack is adjustable for height, so no cramping the other racks, and Mrs b packs the shit out of that thing, and everything comes out spotless. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:41 AM (snZF9) 315
Gutfeld joked that AWFL Aftyn Behn's name sounds like a sinus nose spray. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:42 AM (w6EFb) 316
That sequential turn signal bit is really cool. As a little kid I loved them on T-birds and Cougars. I can imagine the plastic cams wear and problems ensue..but remember in those days no-one that bought new cars really kept them past two or three years, especially neat new cars. There was always something more enticing about to come out. This went away by the mid 70s when cars started getting less enticing every year
Posted by: Azjaeger at November 26, 2025 12:43 AM (3/XaG) 317
Speaking of good things; That Ryobi reciprocating saw is not to bad with a good blade. Spend the extra money. I use Diablo blades. The one's designed for nails cut through them like butter.
Well, almost but it's fine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:37 AM (P9xGM) Diablo blades are the shit. Thats all I use. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:44 AM (snZF9) 318
"I want the "Treasonous Six" Democrats brought up on charges of Sedition. I want any Obama/Biden Federal Judge that tries to block this...IMPEACHED with extreme prejudice."
Getting them impeached should be no problem. What's your plan for getting them convicted and removed? Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 26, 2025 12:44 AM (89Sog) 319
249 π = 3.
1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679… Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit Hey! This pie is rectangular! Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 11:55 PM (nhCoE) Impossible! Pie r round Cornbread r square Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 12:45 AM (QGaXH) 320
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:37 AM
------- I cut him loose 2.5 years ago. Told him why. He shrugged. Really! Fker just shrugged! Alrighty then... Ryobi recip saw is gone. Stolen. I don't miss it. Still have the Milwaukee AC unit. It's fiiiiiiine. Cuts just like buttah! I gots enough extension cord to reach **anything** here. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:45 AM (rdVOm) 321
I absolutely love cooking for people, and hosting dinners and parties. I think some of that is a lost art. My mom's generation did house parties all the damned time, which was mostly an excuse to get blotto and check out the other ladies in the neighborhood. My parties usually include pistol shooting off the back porch and way too much food. I considered putting in a bunk room so folks could drink like they wanted to, but so far we settle for a few spots in the camper if things get spicy.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:46 AM (6Bc88) Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 12:46 AM (QGaXH) Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:46 AM (rdVOm) 324
I'm supposed to stop smoking tonight ( after 5o years)
My Pulmonary Doc said " I hope this will not be more harm than good". WTF?? Posted by: Nightwatch at November 26, 2025 12:47 AM (25kuG) 325
>What time is good for guests presenting themselves?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:41 AM (WFC1M) Door opens at noon, right after the Packers Game. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:47 AM (6Bc88) 326
I still pray for them, but that's the limit.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK ------ Yep. Posted by: JQ Same here. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:48 AM (xqw19) 327
That Ryobi reciprocating saw is not to bad with a good blade. Spend the extra money. I use Diablo blades. The one's designed for nails cut through them like butter.
Well, almost but it's fine. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:37 AM (P9xGM) Diablo blades are the shit. Thats all I use. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ----------- I like the Diablo's too. Also for the radial arm saw. Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 12:49 AM (41CYW) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:50 AM (P9xGM) 329
Ryobi recip saw is gone. Stolen. I don't miss it. Still have the Milwaukee AC unit. It's fiiiiiiine. Cuts just like buttah! I gots enough extension cord to reach **anything** here.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:45 AM (rdVOm) I bought the corded milwaukee super sawzall some years back, maybe 30 years ago. It has an 1 5/8" travel. Holy shit its a beast. I have the ryobi and dewalt cordless sawzalls, but when shit gets serious that milwaukee comes out. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:50 AM (snZF9) 330
257 ARiK: this site is where I first learned about the wonder of Lucas Electric.
Tail light won't work? Whole car won't work. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 12:03 AM (xqw19) I had a friend who had a collection of miniCoopers from the early '60's. He called it the Lucas 'Prince of Darkness' electrical system.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 12:50 AM (QGaXH) 331
>>>Door opens at noon, right after the Packers Game.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK >My understanding is that football begins at 11. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:51 AM (WFC1M) 332
New Year's party will be fondue night, with cheese fondue, meat fondue, and chocolate fondue, with a bunch of sides and every sauce you could imagine. We do shooting, then drinking, then blowing up fireworks, and eventually collapsing in a food coma.
Last year's fondue party took all afternoon well into the night. Maybe we will start a bit later this year. Depends on the guests. We will have a few newbies, and I don't want people on the road after midnight, so I guess I'm flexible. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:51 AM (6Bc88) 333
286 271 Pie are squared.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 26, 2025 12:10 AM (estQK) No, no, no. It's hip 2B square! Posted by: Publius Redux at November 26, 2025 12:51 AM (2GQCf) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:52 AM (w6EFb) 335
I like the Diablo's too. Also for the radial arm saw.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 12:49 AM (41CYW) Yeah I use them mostly for the table saw and miter saws. Beautiful cut with those blades. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 12:52 AM (snZF9) 336
>My understanding is that football begins at 11.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:51 AM (WFC1M) Slightly different schedule in the Lower 48. I understand. Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 12:52 AM (6Bc88) 337
269 ..That's typing from memory. Both are stored separately in my memory somehow.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:09 AM (w6EFb) and then you got a girlfriend....... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 12:53 AM (QGaXH) 338
Shred jazz? Sure, shred jazz.
https://youtu.be/DimxQV6oCWI I'm not 100% sure the drummer is human. She might be a cyborg. Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2025 12:55 AM (nhCoE) 339
293
I did get the 16 digit one correct. Young Dick Feynman, working at Los Alamos, showed how using such for password equivalents is not too smart. He cracked a bunch of safe combinations one time by reasoning, hey what would ol' Niels Bohr there think is some string of digits so arcane and obscure that he would think only he would be clever enough to think of? It took him only a few tries to huess the combinations. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 26, 2025 12:27 AM (w6EFb) Current passwords, especially when you have to use a symbol in them, makes them easier to brute force than not. They are also hard to remember for the user, so it forces them to write them down someplace accessible, which defeats the entire purpose of passwords. A much better solution is to remember a phrase or sentence and use that as the password. Much harder to crack, unless someone knows you very well. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 26, 2025 12:56 AM (0CU3H) 340
Berserker, I bought what I thought would be a "one job" 12lb jackhammer a few years ago. I smile / chuckle every time it comes out of the case. The tool brand/name is Berserker.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 12:56 AM (41CYW) 341
That's typing from memory. Both are stored separately in my memory somehow.
Posted by: publius and then you got a girlfriend....... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan That thing about writing the alphabet with your tongue? Nerds do it with the digits of pi. Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2025 12:56 AM (nhCoE) 342
when shit gets serious that milwaukee comes out.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division -------- Had to have a dead tree removed this spring. There was a galvanized pipe (fence post? about 2.5inch dia.) stuck in the ground right next to the trunk, and tree had grown into it somewhat. No way to just soak the ground & yank the pipe out. Sawzall to the rescue! Cut smooth as silk, right through that pipe in about 5 seconds, as low as I could get it. Tagged the stub with fluorescent pink spray paint & pointed it out to the tree crew, so nobody would get hurt. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 12:56 AM (rdVOm) 343
>>>Slightly different schedule in the Lower 48. I understand.
Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK >Just razzing you a bit. Have a very pleasant holiday with your family. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at November 26, 2025 12:58 AM (WFC1M) 344
I'm supposed to stop smoking tonight ( after 5o years)
My Pulmonary Doc said " I hope this will not be more harm than good". WTF?? ---- One of my uncles had a heart attack in his mid fifties. He's lying in bed recovering and his doctor comes in. Uncle asks "Should I stop smoking?" Doc's answer was "You'll probably die of another heart attack before the smoking catches up to you." Your body is used to the smoking. That may be keeping other conditions at bay. That is part of the problem with modern medicine. People thinking they know more about how the body works and not knowing they are full of shit. Posted by: clarence at November 26, 2025 12:59 AM (GE9Fw) 345
Nicorette's what i used. It's mostly mind. Be resolute.
The gum or what ever takes care of the addiction the rest is in you mind. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 12:59 AM (P9xGM) Posted by: Nightwatch at November 26, 2025 01:03 AM (25kuG) 347
If you have someone for whom it it is difficult to shop -- and they like coffee,
- - - - - - Buy them coffee trees. Easy to grow, pretty, mostly pest free (usually only aphids.) They like it above 60 degrees, though. Can start them from raw coffee beans, too... ;-) Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 26, 2025 01:06 AM (06BFd) 348
Good night everyone....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 26, 2025 01:07 AM (QGaXH) 349
Well on that note I am heading out to the garage for a last smoke before bed! Finally got the holes in my garage roof repaired, so I won't get soaked. Sweet dreams Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 26, 2025 01:11 AM (0nHVk) 350
Just had to show this to everyone.
It's just bad enough of an idea to be real back in the 1960s/early 70s. Thought it was real at first. https://tinyurl.com/25xk4yrc Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 01:11 AM (xqw19) 351
Well on that note I am heading out to the garage for a last smoke before bed! Finally got the holes in my garage roof repaired, so I won't get soaked. Sweet dreams Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz -------- Yay! It's fixed! Good night, Debby. Happy Thanksgiving! Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:13 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: clarence at November 26, 2025 01:14 AM (GE9Fw) 353
Well, I am going to call it a night, later, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 26, 2025 01:14 AM (npFr7) 354
'Night, AOP & clarence.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:15 AM (rdVOm) 355
Oh boy, just noticed that scampywife pulled out the silver - silverware. Haven't seen that in a while.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 01:16 AM (41CYW) 356
Brrr. 40F and raining. Got down to 29 last night and thought it was going to snow. Glad it didn't.
I raked up some more leaves today & am done cleaning up most of the property. A few days of rain coming up, so won't get much done unless it slows to a light sprinkle. Eh. "It'll be there." Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm) 357
I should make pumpkin pies tomorrow. Got all the stuff. My best recipe makes 2 deep-dish pies, but I can freeze one & have it for Christmas!
Deviled eggs. That's another thing that hubby loves, and doesn't get at the nursing home. Yeah, I can make some up! Easy peasy. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:24 AM (rdVOm) 358
I'm gonna call it a night too. Thanks everyone!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 26, 2025 01:27 AM (xqw19) 359
'Night, qdp!
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:29 AM (rdVOm) 360
Mom & sis & I would sit at the table and polish the silverware each year at this time. Was a chore then, but a cherished memory now.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:32 AM (rdVOm) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 01:35 AM (sAmhv) 362
I'm off today. Work Thur-Fri-Sat. I've hadn't had a Thanksgiving off in quite a few years now. I do make my own though. The turkey bits are thawing (legs,breasts) and will throw them in the crockpot with the sweet potatos and some miscellaneous veggies. I'm glad I have a bit crockpot. I'll bake the pumpkin pie. I'll add some other stuff as I remember them. Still have to go to the grocery store later in the afternoon. I usually make to much but I eat it over the course of 3-4 days.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 01:39 AM (sAmhv) 363
Berserker, I bought what I thought would be a "one job" 12lb jackhammer a few years ago. I smile / chuckle every time it comes out of the case. The tool brand/name is Berserker.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 12:56 AM (41CYW) Can't argue with that. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 01:48 AM (snZF9) 364
If you didn't see it earlier, it's a barn burner by General Flynn.
He hits all the high points, it goes quick. https://tinyurl.com/26yhb3uy Play nice and have a good evening, 'night. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 26, 2025 01:48 AM (P9xGM) 365
Bolder to Birmingham - Starship vocal band is the version I know, and I have to say I like it better
Posted by: ChE99 at November 26, 2025 01:50 AM (s5zPX) 366
Ellwood City, PA's contribution to the music industry, Donnie Iris, is 82.
FYI Posted by: Puddleglum I always thought he was a one-hit wonder with "Ah! Leah!" But that was only his second-highest-charting single. He had 3 top-40 songs. My Girl (25), Ah! Leah! (29), and Love Is Like A Rock (37). Posted by: mikeski at November 26, 2025 01:53 AM (nhCoE) 367
Mom & sis & I would sit at the table and polish the silverware each year at this time. Was a chore then, but a cherished memory now.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 01:32 AM (rdVOm) Thats something I would like to get my hands on. Real silverware. Probably a frigging king's ransom these days. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 02:01 AM (snZF9) 368
I always thought he was a one-hit wonder with "Ah! Leah!"
But that was only his second-highest-charting single. He had 3 top-40 songs. My Girl (25), Ah! Leah! (29), and Love Is Like A Rock (37). Posted by: mikeski --------- Mentioned it before, had a few beers with him a couple of times. Was a very normal guy and still sounded great live. Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 02:04 AM (41CYW) 369
Donnie Iris has done fairly well financially. He worked with his brother in commercial real estate. I think they sold the business and made out really well. Donnie is mostly retired now. Still lives in Western PA. A true Yinzer!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 26, 2025 02:09 AM (sAmhv) 370
Holy shit, I just priced real silverware. 8 place settings runs from $10,500- $12,000. They can suck the fart outta my ass. 12k for spoons, jesus.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 02:10 AM (snZF9) 371
I recently installed a bunch of keypad door locks. I had to program them for about 30 people. 4 digit code chosen by the employee. I used a chart to keep track of who has what.
I graphed it out. LOTS of requests for 6969 and 0420. Half start and end with 0. The top keys are going to wear out well before the rest and nobody used 7. Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2025 02:11 AM (03GBw) 372
Holy shit, I just priced real silverware...
Posted by: Berserker --------- Wallace. "Rosepoint" 12 places plus servers. OUCH! Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 02:13 AM (rdVOm) 373
Holy shit, I just priced real silverware. 8 place settings runs from $10,500- $12,000. They can suck the fart outta my ass. 12k for spoons, jesus.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads -------- Scampywife is going to awake and ask, "What happened to the silver - silverware." Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 02:13 AM (41CYW) 374
Scampywife is going to awake and ask, "What happened to the silver - silverware."
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 02:13 AM (41CYW) The rumble of the new harley in the garage will give it away. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 02:15 AM (snZF9) 375
Holy shit, I just priced real silverware. 8 place settings runs from $10,500- $12,000. They can suck the fart outta my ass. 12k for spoons, jesus.
It’s why you counted the spoons if you had a questionable guest. Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 26, 2025 02:17 AM (kd1a0) 376
Wallace. "Rosepoint" 12 places plus servers. OUCH!
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 02:13 AM (rdVOm) I was seeing that for $4500. 60pieces. Still, better than 12-13K. My last 3 harley purchases over the last 5 years combined didn't cost that. Damn... Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 02:19 AM (snZF9) 377
It’s why you counted the spoons if you had a questionable guest.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 26, 2025 02:17 AM (kd1a0) Shit, I'll buy a single place setting for me and they can use chinese stainless if thats the case. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 02:21 AM (snZF9) 378
Beware the "hollow ware" Rosepoint came in both regular and hollow.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 02:21 AM (rdVOm) 379
Just don't look at the gold dinner set
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 02:22 AM (+qU29) 380
I worked for a really rich guy back in the 90's that had a whole probably 60 by 100 foot room full of silver silverware. Mounted on the walls in cabinets and dispay cases. From all over the world. Paid people to keep on top of the polishing. Freaking weirdo who owned everything in town. I wouldn't even venture to guess how many sets.
Posted by: Reforger at November 26, 2025 02:22 AM (03GBw) 381
The rumble of the new harley in the garage will give it away. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ------- Reconsidering that '56 MGA. An old school Fat Boy is in play now. Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 02:25 AM (41CYW) 382
Sis got the silverware, I think. (Or maybe Dad gave it to a girlfriend after Mom passed?) Oh well.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 02:28 AM (rdVOm) 383
Reconsidering that '56 MGA. An old school Fat Boy is in play now.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 02:25 AM (41CYW) They're cheap. Well around here anyway. 4-5K can score one from the 90's with low miles. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2025 02:34 AM (snZF9) 384
A nice set of stainless is good enough for me. Not the cheap-o walmart lightweight crap that bends when ya look at it... Oneida makes good stuff. "18/8" is heavy duty and shiny, holds up in the dishwasher.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 02:51 AM (rdVOm) 385
I'm with you. JQ. Practical, functional, and what lasts/stands up to time.
Posted by: scampydog at November 26, 2025 02:53 AM (41CYW) 386
It's the only way, Doggo! Fancy foo foo is for fancy foo foo people, not me.
I don't even know what to do with the sets of china, from Mom & Grandma... have only served on them a couple of times and now? Not likely to happen again. Hate to just sell, but there's no Younger Generation in the family what wants any of it. Sad. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 02:58 AM (rdVOm) 387
I need some advice
I think Darleen should pay for her own damn manny-peddies And what the hell is that anyway? No Tax on Tips and she wants me to pay? Pay or not pay, that is the Question. Posted by: Miklos has Shakespearian Thoughts at November 26, 2025 03:01 AM (N7hqt) Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 03:04 AM (rdVOm) 389
Practical, functional, and what lasts/stands up to time.
Posted by: scampydog Mr. Happy has served long and well Posted by: Mr. Happy needs regular uses and Maintenance at November 26, 2025 03:04 AM (N7hqt) 390
Girl wants a mani-pedi, she can pay for it herself. LOL
Posted by: JQ I think ima give Marleen and Charleen ten apiece, and see what happens. I think they go to the Koreans. I will film the girl kimchee fight Posted by: Miklos' middle name is Chaos, lot 163 is a known location at November 26, 2025 03:10 AM (N7hqt) 391
Hahaha Miklos!
Dad's gf talked him into getting mani-pedi with her... he liked it! Korean shop, yes. Dad said it was less expensive and more comfortable than going to the podiatrist. "You come back one month! No wait longer!" Guess his toenails were a mess, LOL. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 03:14 AM (rdVOm) 392
Mr. Happy has served long and well
Posted by: Mr. Happy needs regular uses and Maintenance at November 26, 2025 03:04 AM (N7hqt) Mr. Happy is the name of our utility crow bar. It has survived many a remodel, many a demolition, and any number of other less than pleasant encounters with real property. Captain Winky, OTOH.... Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen in AK at November 26, 2025 03:19 AM (6Bc88) 393
There used to be *many* podiatrists in town... now only a few. And "nail" shops, also not so many now. Ruined by the Sniffle Scare, I guess?
I need to get my toenails evaluated by a pro. They are severely curved and get painfully ingrown. Would love to just have the things removed & start all over, I've suffered for decades. Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 03:24 AM (rdVOm) 394
When working in Europe, I noticed how perfectly attired, coiffured, and manicured the younger manager from Germany types were.
Too...perfect A girlfriend persuaded me to at least have a manicure while she got the Full Treatment. My fingernails had never been so perfect, so clean. This was highly instructive I realized the Deutscher Fukkers were only there for show Perfect manicure though Posted by: Miklos negotiated with useless MBA fucks who never had dirt under their fingernails at November 26, 2025 03:26 AM (N7hqt) 395
Mr. Happy is the name of our utility crow bar. It has survived many a remodel, many a demolition, and any number of other less than pleasant encounters with real property.
Captain Winky, OTOH.... Posted by: tcn, Pickle Queen Ummm The other name is the Winky Monster Posted by: Miklos lets the girls name things at November 26, 2025 03:28 AM (N7hqt) 396
I have the full set of actual Silver tableware etc. that my parents got as wedding presents in 1960.
Older than me and probably worth more. Posted by: Miklos Evaluates at November 26, 2025 03:32 AM (N7hqt) 397
If it hasn't been mentioned before, here's the great comedy routine about a vietnamese
https://tinyurl.com/4set27vk Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 26, 2025 03:34 AM (f7uVa) Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 26, 2025 03:36 AM (f7uVa) Posted by: Cajun German Miklos at November 26, 2025 03:36 AM (N7hqt) 400
Haha, I'd be too embarrassed to go to a nail salon for a pedicure... need to see a podiatrist first, where I can have local anesthetic before the work is done!
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 03:42 AM (rdVOm) 401
G'night, horde. Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 03:43 AM (rdVOm) 402
Miss Dixie is losing patience
IT HAS BEEN DARK FOR HOURS Are you not aware? Does your six foot height advantage grant you superior knowledge of the simple and observed fact of shorter or longer days? DARK MEANS SLEEP What is wrong with you two-leggeds? Posted by: Dixie dit bon soir a tous at November 26, 2025 03:43 AM (N7hqt) 403
393 I need to get my toenails evaluated by a pro. They are severely curved and get painfully ingrown. Would love to just have the things removed
Posted by: JQ at November 26, 2025 03:24 AM (rdVOm) ouch ouch ouch ouch Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 03:57 AM (RuTUS) 404
Not much sleep but time to get moving
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 03:58 AM (+qU29) 405
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at November 26, 2025 04:00 AM (RuTUS) 406
TECH THREAD IS NOOD
Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2025 04:00 AM (+qU29) The Beastmaster Cafe![]() R to L: A Siberian tiger, a scratching post, lunch ![]()
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The people on that Beastmaster poster look nothing like the real actors. And where are the ferrets?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (vZ7A2) Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (mP0Kj) 3
That’s a big pussy!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (u73oe) 4
Evening all
Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (QtIaX) 5
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (BihGC) 6
Where are the ferrets?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (kd1a0) Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (QtIaX) 8
Yes chickens are strange animals and we love them
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:27 PM (+qU29) 9
discussion of crab migration is making me itch
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR) 10
Never seen Beastmaster, but if it's from Don Coscarelli, I'm in!
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (r+xel) Posted by: The Echo at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (Wnv9h) 12
Jive-ass inflatable penguins are gonna wreck Christmas.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (vFG9F) 13
Status of the mephitic bouquet left by 3 troops of penguins happy-footing through the Café recently: Pungent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (0sNs1) 14
My big tom is telling me it is time to feed him. He is like a black panther, but he only weighs 20 lbs
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (rbvCR) 15
"Now THAT'S a big scratching post!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (cjvQp) 16
Good evening, horde!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (zYpTz) 17
Evening, Horde...How goes it?
Laundry is laundered, grades are graded, groceries are grocered, work is worked. Nothing to do for the next few days except watch DVDs, play video games, read books, and eat too much food. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (IBQGV) 18
Never seen Beastmaster, but if it's from Don Coscarelli, I'm in!
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 25, 2025 07:29 PM (r+xel) ===== It's primo 80s camp. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (Q9UqY) 19
"Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) 20
Pretty sure Beastmaster and similar movies were an attempt to cash in on Conan the Barbarian's cult-popularity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (IBQGV) 21
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (BihGC) ===== Marc Singer and his sister Lori (Footloose) have the most beautiful eyes. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (Q9UqY) 22
TJM, you still around?
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (77rzZ) 23
6 Where are the ferrets?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 25, 2025 07:26 PM (kd1a0) Didn’t they sweep your apartment for bugs last week ? Posted by: George Smiley at November 25, 2025 07:34 PM (TTAGa) 24
Went to town to get the mail. Thermometer in truck reads zero. "Oh, it warmed up? Oh, wait...(sees tiny "F")
But it shot all the way up to 3 on my return home. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:34 PM (npFr7) 25
Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) Missed a Westley Crusher sock opportunity Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (0714D) 26
Mmmmm, Tanya Roberts
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (5yDGQ) 27
Hey, Perfessor! Hey, Dash!
Posted by: Bulg at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:35 PM (0sNs1) 29
Chickens have small gyroscopes embedded in their heads, leaving little room for brains.
Posted by: Chicken Facts at November 25, 2025 07:36 PM (vFG9F) 30
Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath.
Looking forward to her 1,000-word essay on the subject. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (mADJX) 31
I am positive I never saw a episode of You can see what I hear
Ever. Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (+qU29) 32
If a Wesley Crusher could crush Wesleys, how many Wesleys could a Wesley Crusher crush?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7) 33
Still watching AppleTV's Invasion. It is so bad that I guess I am hatewatching it at super speed. Apparently only Japanese Super Lesbian can save mankind. The greatest minds of the human race are no match for her "love".
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:38 PM (jc0TO) 34
12 Jive-ass inflatable penguins are gonna wreck Christmas. - Penguin Facts
They're actually real. And they're watching you. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (mADJX) 35
I don’t have the mental stamina to read the rest of the comments, but there was a stand-up comic who had the joke that HBO stood for “Hey, Beastmaster”s on!”
Posted by: Hipster Ninja at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (WeQvm) 36
Damn.... Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:39 PM (mP0Kj) 37
>>>I don’t have the mental stamina to read the rest of the comments, but there was a stand-up comic who had the joke that HBO stood for “Hey, Beastmaster”s on!”
Lol. It's funny because it's true. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:40 PM (1wjle) 38
"But it shot all the way up to 3 on my return home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon" I hope this ice age talk is just that. I don't know if I could endure cold like that for months anymore. It was 83 here today. Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (vFG9F) 39
33 Still watching AppleTV's Invasion. It is so bad that I guess I am hatewatching it at super speed. Apparently only Japanese Super Lesbian can save mankind. The greatest minds of the human race are no match for her "love".
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:38 PM (jc0TO) Japanese remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (mP0Kj) 40
>>36 Damn.... Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?
that rings a bell but I couldn't swear to it. but yeah, that sounds right. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (1wjle) 41
While I was out running errands today, I drove past Costco, hoping to dash in and get a pumpkin pie. Nope, parking lot was full, with cars cruising around looking for an empty stall.
Guess I'll have to make do with the emergency backup pumpkin pie I got at Walmart. It is a sad looking critter, perhaps made in China. I wonder how much lead and melamine is in it. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (4mmkh) 42
Missed a Westley Crusher sock opportunity
Posted by: Beartooth ---------- If Wil Wheaton had been cast as the boy in Beastmaster, we all would have been cheering for him to be sacrificed. Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 07:41 PM (5yDGQ) 43
"Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (rbvCR) 44
>>> This astronomy is making me horny.
Because it's a Mons? yes but also because it looks like big round boob with a nipple. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (1wjle) 45
The giant lizard is not cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (A0sqA) 46
Penguins have been targeted by Sphenicidaphobes for the most preposterous and mentally twisted of reasons. Perhaps the most bizarre trigger of anti-Penguin sentiment is an untreated form of Asperger's syndrome manifesting itself in the constant repetition of the word “mephitic”.
In any event, these people are increasingly resorting to truly outrageous propaganda. For example: https://tinyurl.com/5d7ztbj2 Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX) 47
Beastmaster wasn't just on HBO...I remember seeing it crop up on other channels like WGN, TNT, or TBS (at least one of those) quite frequently.
I never bothered to watch it all the way through, though. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:43 PM (IBQGV) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (zZu0s) 49
Yes chickens are strange animals and we love them
Posted by: Skip Especially with fajita seasoning. Which I'm cooking right now. Posted by: rickb223 at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (QtIaX) 50
Kodo and Podo. One valiantly gave his life taking down one of those gimp monsters.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM (zZu0s) 51
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Can't unsee it, now. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM (nhCoE) 52
The giant lizard is not cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:42 PM (A0sqA) Immediately after the clip ends, a little old lady starts whacking it with a broom, hollering, "You been here four hours! You go now!" Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (4mmkh) Posted by: Lt. Worf at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (A0sqA) 54
The ferrets were good at sneaking and getting stuff like jail cell keys. Other than that they just stink up the place.
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:46 PM (vFG9F) 55
I know I'm not supposed to be up in here.
You know I'm not supposed to be up in here. Both of these are your problem. Posted by: The Giant Lizard at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (A0sqA) 56
You can't housetrain a ferret.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:49 PM (zZu0s) 58
You can't housetrain a toby928(c).
Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (9fYs9) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (L/fGl) 60
You can't housetrain a ferret.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:48 PM (jc0TO) ===== My sister had one that used a litterbox. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM (EzbKu) 61
You know, "Breastmaster" would be a great brand name for a line of bras for full-figured gals.
"It lifts, and agitates!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (npFr7) 62
You can't housetrain a toby928(c).
Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM Harsh but fair. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (jc0TO) 63
Ah, Wesley Crusher. The fellow who thinks I really believe pineapples grow on palm trees. Well, just to set the record straight, old boy, I raise pineapple plants as a hobby, so I know they don't grow on palm trees. What my fictional characters believe is another matter.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX) 64
Ferrets were named Odo and Kodo weren't they?"
"All pilgrims have a love of life. Especially their own..." Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (XuXeR) 65
WTBS loved them some Beastmaster.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (LjSYW) 66
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (TbUYH) 67
My sister had one that used a litterbox.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:50 PM How did she train it? The half dozen that I have known just didn't give a damn. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO) 68
"Black" tigers aren't all black, they just have wider black stripes.
Posted by: Oldcat IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed Posted by: Kindltot That's what happened to the schmuck who had to color it. Posted by: and he's bleeding applying the dye of the tiger at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (nhCoE) 69
AOP I laffed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (A0sqA) 70
we quoting Jim Croce now ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 07:53 PM (EH7ZV) Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (XuXeR) 72
Beastmaster looks more like Trump in that poster than Marc Singer.
Posted by: Soothsayer Can't unsee it, now. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:45 PM Neither can I. 🤣 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (Wnv9h) 73
Better turn this off
Have a good night everyone Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:54 PM (+qU29) 74
I think the ferrets had more screen presence than Singer.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0714D) 75
we quoting Jim Croce now ?
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 07:53 PM (EH7ZV) Now I have time in a bottle playing. *sigh* Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (zZu0s) 76
Whenever you read the word "penguin", don't forget the '8 P's' we were taught as children:
Penguins push profuse pustulant pernicious polymorphicaly-perverse pestilence. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0sNs1) 77
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM But you could hang in a buffalo stance. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (Wnv9h) 78
Ah, Wesley Crusher. The fellow who thinks I really believe pineapples grow on palm trees. Well, just to set the record straight, old boy, I raise pineapple plants as a hobby, so I know they don't grow on palm trees. What my fictional characters believe is another matter.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:51 PM (mADJX) ==== Pineapples grow on pine trees, of course. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (A0sqA) 79
Buffalo girls?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (XuXeR) 80
How did she train it? The half dozen that I have known just didn't give a damn.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM (jc0TO)litter box. ===== I'm not sure. They were these corner kinds, and she (the ferret) would back up into it, use it, then resume stealing things and hiding them under the bed. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (BJ3RU) 81
I think the ferrets had more screen presence than Singer.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:55 PM (0714D) He was a thing for a little bit there. V and this. And this, as ace said, was ALWAYS on. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 07:56 PM (LjSYW) 83
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM Are you referring to bison or buffalo? Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (OsWVp) 84
Baby ferrets called kits?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (zZu0s) 85
>>>A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log. I'm just glad it didn't reveal itself to be a spider.
Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (syz1S) 86
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM Roger Miller. Novelty song from the 60s. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (4mmkh) 87
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:57 PM (Wnv9h) 88
Motherfuckers always gotta try to ice skate up hill.
Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 07:58 PM (zZu0s) 89
A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log.
------------- "Pardon me, do you have any Great Potoo?" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:58 PM (cjvQp) 90
Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR) 91
Lion brothers fight over the bed.
------------ OUT: "But first, you will blow me." IN: "But first, you will sit on my face." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (cjvQp) 92
Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR) Never seems to be enough time, To do the things I wanna do Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s) 93
48 Re Best parts of Beastmastrr
I see no mention of naked Tanya Roberts. Gay! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:44 PM (zZu0s) The skinny-dipping scene. Posted by: davidt at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (Q+gd/) 94
Beastmaster definitely had a leopard. (Or a panther, though commenters have told me these are the same animal.) That one's right on the poster.
------------- That black panther doesn't skip biceps day at the gym. Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (cjvQp) 95
>>>IIRC the one in Beastmaster was dyed
i always thought that, but later I saw a black panther in the zoo and it also had black spots "under" its black fur. Like, even the black leopards have black spots. Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (1wjle) 96
32 If a Wesley Crusher could crush Wesleys, how many Wesleys could a Wesley Crusher crush?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 07:37 PM (npFr7) All of 'em. You'll run out of Wesleys in no time. Except for that guy that once shot a man for snorin' too loud. He scares me. Posted by: The Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (pIfcn) 97
but i guess the beastmaster cat was a tiger, spraypainted black to look like a panther?
Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle) 98
Try not to sing out of key?
Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:01 PM (XuXeR) Never seems to be enough time, To do the things I wanna do Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:02 PM (zZu0s) Obligatory: https://youtu.be/XF8ZgguyQ3Y Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (Wnv9h) 99
>>>Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.
oh yeah maybe a frogmouth Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle) 100
Hey everybody. Hey ace.
Olivia Nuzzi just took a flea and tick bath. But did it take care of her STDs? Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (xqw19) 101
The skinny-dipping scene.
Posted by: davidt at November 25, 2025 08:03 PM (Q+gd/) Mmmm-hmmm. And iirc in that scene she is not bleached blonde but had a dirty blonde to brown hair look. Pretty hot. Posted by: Blade at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (zZu0s) 102
>> Because it's a Mons?
Olympus Mons. Mars is also home to the biggest canyon in the solar system, Valles Marineris, which makes the Grand Canyon look like a little scratch. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (w6EFb) 103
Don't think that's an owl. You've had these on the Cafe before. Some kind of Big Mouth something or other. Some other not an owl kind of bird.
oh yeah maybe a frogmouth Posted by: ace at November 25, 2025 08:04 PM (1wjle) Yeah, yeah, like that Tim Walz fella. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (0aYVJ) 104
The NYT might be the worst newspaper in the US, at this point. It's down to garbage tier clickbait.
"Acclaimed Writer of Indigenous Stories Says He Is Not Cherokee Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people." https://is.gd/5H0Uc4 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2) 105
Speaking of camouflaged spiders, outside our bedroom window there was a leaf sort of caught up on a spider web. The fetching Mrs Beartooth watched as the spider ran out, grabbed the leave and brought it back next to the window, secured it with more webbing then crawled behind it. So, it built a camouflaged shelter that protects it from the elements and gets heat via the window.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM (0714D) 106
/off sock
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:07 PM (Ffc+8) 108
So, it built a camouflaged shelter that protects it from the elements and gets heat via the window.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 08:06 PM And it watches you in your bedroom. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (A0sqA) 110
Valles Marineris with the continental US outline imposed for scale: https://is.gd/gGD3kc That's a big gulley. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (xqw19) 112
The ferrets are Kodo and Podo. Odo was the shapeshifter security officer on Deep Space 9.
Posted by: Serious geekery at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM (zZu0s) 114
And it watches you in your bedroom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM The Observation Lounge does get crowded sometimes. Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM (0sNs1) 115
109 Otters, cool. Penguins, cool. Kittens, cool. Lizards, not cool. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM (A0sqA) Actually, lizards are cold blooded, the others are warm blooded. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (Ffc+8) 116
Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."
https://is.gd/5H0Uc4 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2) Well, he's got the "making shit up" part down to a science. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (npFr7) 117
Thomas King said he felt “ripped in half” on learning he had no Indigenous ancestry. The Canadian author has dedicated his career to writing about Indigenous people."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:05 PM (BI5O2) What a pussy. Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (9fYs9) 118
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:52 PM Roger Miller. Novelty song from the 60s. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy Well, it's no Chug-a-Lug Chug-a-Lug. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:10 PM (L/fGl) 119
NYT is about ]-[ this close to publishing a BuzzFeed listicle about the top 17 NTC hotspots where you're likeliest to get caught by a cop dressed as a gay whore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 25, 2025 08:11 PM (BI5O2) 120
I prefer the Pentax Mons and Nikon Mons myself :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:08 PM Pffft! The Hasselblad Mons is the one to own. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:11 PM (Wnv9h) 121
RMBS, yes but it costs $10,000
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:12 PM (xqw19) 122
Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Discuss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone Buffy wins the long game. Since another Slayer was "promoted" every time Buffy died (and was resuscitated or resurrected), she'd eventually outnumber him by enough to out-badass even Wesley Snipes. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (nhCoE) 123
Blade vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Discuss. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:09 PM Kristy Swanson >>>>>>> Wesley Snipes. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h) 124
OUT: "But first, you will blow me."
IN: "But first, you will sit on my face." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November And tell me that you love me? Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 08:15 PM (mT+6a) 125
I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Not sure that's something that needs to be remedied in my lifetime. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (Ffc+8) 126
Disagree. Blade is minimal flash. Kind of like the John Wick of vampire killers. Just shooting motherfuckers in the head. Done. I'd say Buffy would be thinking up a quip, get decapitated and Wesley snipes would be cleaning his sword inside a minute.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (zZu0s) 127
In my 29 years I have sung exactly two karaoke songs: "Dust in the Wind" and" King of the Road."
I would like to do "Sweating Bullets," but that's not in the cues of most karaoke machines. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:16 PM (0aYVJ) 128
Kristy Swanson >>>>>>> Wesley Snipes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:13 PM (Wnv9h) Hmmm. Interesting argument. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (zZu0s) 129
RMBS, yes but it costs $10,000
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:12 PM The RMBS Dad's hobby was photography. Goddaughter The Younger's grandfather was a professional photographer. He had a Hasselblad that somehow got out of kilter. Told the dad if he could fix it, it was his. Surprising absolutely no one, the dad fixed it. One of these days I'll have to look up it's value. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (Wnv9h) 130
I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Not sure that's something that needs to be remedied in my lifetime. Posted by: AlaBAMA The movie was camp. The TV series got good, mostly after the first season. Which was a half-season-long mid-season replacement for something else that must have sucked. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:17 PM (nhCoE) 131
That damn Vance!
Joy Reid pushes the deranged conspiracy theory that JD Vance is going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk: “Rubbin on his head? Babyyyy… you in leatha pants?… Wouldn’t it be the most perfect MAGA fairy-tail if he finally sees the light that he needs a White Queen instead of this brown Hindu?” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:18 PM (L/fGl) 132
Back in the early days of cable I must have watched Beastmaster a dozen or three times.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM (estQK) 133
RMBS, understood.
I got my technology and photography interest from my dad as well, although he was always happy with whatever was on sale. Crazy me, of course, is in love with the out-of-reach stuff. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM (xqw19) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 08:20 PM (mT+6a) 135
you can keep the dime
Posted by: alpine_beer at November 25, 2025 08:21 PM (EH7ZV) 136
Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week. I have NEVER in my life seen a "double yolk." What are the odds? Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:22 PM (BihGC) 137
The demand for racism always outstrip the supply.
Although a few of the stories lately make you examine that. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (zZu0s) 138
Pug: is "Everything Is You" by the Stylistics easy to find to do karaoke with?
I like to think I can make myself sound a bit like Russell Thompkins Jr. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (xqw19) 139
RMBS, understood.
I got my technology and photography interest from my dad as well, although he was always happy with whatever was on sale. Crazy me, of course, is in love with the out-of-reach stuff. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:19 PM I still have an old wood, brass and leather Kodak and tripod the dad had as a kid. Glass slide type. Along with a couple of photographs he took with it of his little sister. It's a great piece. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:23 PM (Wnv9h) 140
76 Whenever you read the word "penguin", don't forget the '8 P's' we were taught as children:
Penguins push profuse pustulant pernicious polymorphicaly-perverse pestilence. - Duncanthrax Hmm. Pernicious Alliterative Commenting Online. A sad case of end-stage Spheniscidaphobia. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (mADJX) 141
I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK) 142
I've never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
------- I saw the movie in the theater, long before the television show came out. Once upon a time there was a decent movie in the theater pretty much every week. Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+) 143
I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK) How do you fit a whole family on your chin? Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (9fYs9) 144
RMBS, all that sounds like really nice stuff. Is the Kodak a Brownie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (xqw19) 145
After admitting President Trump hasn't issued any illegal orders, Elissa Slotkin bizarrely brings up the Nuremberg trials and "A Few Good Men" to try and justify Democrats' insurrectionist video.
- And don't forget Jurassic Park! Sumbitch could be cloning Tyrannosaurs and Raptors! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl) 146
I get Family Sized Tea Bags that are duds on occasion.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (estQK) How do you fit a whole family on your chin? Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM (9fYs9) There's a sperm volume joke in here somewhere. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:27 PM (zZu0s) 147
Bird is a frogmouth -related to whipoorwill. Sometimes called nightjars.
Posted by: Glenn at November 25, 2025 08:27 PM (vneJl) Posted by: man at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (XuXeR) 149
Anon, next thing you know Trump will be shrinking DC representatives.
"Honey I Shrunk The Congress!" Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (xqw19) 150
And don't forget Jurassic Park! Sumbitch could be cloning Tyrannosaurs and Raptors!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 08:26 PM (L/fGl) *nods* So worried about whether they could, they did not stop to think if they should. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:28 PM (zZu0s) 151
Kelly should absolutely be censured in the Senate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:29 PM (xqw19) 152
I saw the movie in the theater, long before the television show came out. Once upon a time there was a decent movie in the theater pretty much every week.
Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 08:24 PM (TN0g+) Before they had kids, my brother and his wife would spend an entire Saturday watching a movie, getting tickets for another; and they had a great time seeing mostly pretty decent flicks. Some duds, of course, but that's part of the fun. Sometimes they would see three of four. But the 80s was kind of a golden age. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ) 153
Kelly should absolutely be censured in the Senate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:29 PM (xqw19) You misspelled keelhauled. Posted by: ferret at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (9fYs9) 154
RMBS, all that sounds like really nice stuff. Is the Kodak a Brownie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:25 PM I think so. That rings a bell. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (Wnv9h) 155
Compared to Hammond and his Jurassic flea circus, Elon Musk wanting to create cat-girls is positively benign.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (BqVGy) 156
ferret, how about drawn and quartered? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (xqw19) 157
Kelly should be left under the keel as Nimitz does a speed run.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM (BqVGy) 158
RMBS, it is probably worth a pretty penny then.
Especially if it still works. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM (xqw19) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 08:32 PM (Ffc+8) 160
Do the Nimitz Carriers have to be retired at some point?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:32 PM (estQK) 161
RMBS, it is probably worth a pretty penny then.
Especially if it still works. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:31 PM As far as I know it does work. I think I have a couple of glass plates as well. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (Wnv9h) 162
Nimitz should have gone into deactivation this year, but the Ford class is having issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (BqVGy) 163
RMBS, your retirement is assured then :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM (xqw19) 164
but the Ford class is having issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 25, 2025 08:33 PM (BqVGy) Weren't they trying some new sort of catapult? That worked as well as the rail gun thing? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM (zZu0s) 165
AFAIK, Brownies were all roll-film cameras, and were inexpensive. Kodak made a whole line of other cameras, both roll and sheet film, that used a bellows to focus. "Ektagraphic" is one such model.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM (npFr7) 166
The Fords are rolling out too slowly.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM (estQK) 167
I shudder to think of what would have happened to any Repub congresscreature who mentioned during Obama's term that soldiers didn't have to follow illegal orders.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (xqw19) 168
Believe it or do not believe it, I eat average 30 eggs a week. I have NEVER in my life seen a "double yolk." What are the odds? Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You I never saw any until I started buying Jumbo eggs. Now I see one every couple of dozen or so. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (pkeXY) 169
RMBS, your retirement is assured then :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:34 PM 😄 He had an extensive collection of antique cameras. I'll have to find someone who can value them one of these days. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (Wnv9h) 170
AFAIK, Brownies were all roll-film cameras, and were inexpensive. Kodak made a whole line of other cameras, both roll and sheet film, that used a bellows to focus. "Ektagraphic" is one such model.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:35 PM This one is older than roll film. I'll have to see if I can find anything about it online. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:38 PM (Wnv9h) 171
Hey Steve!
I didn't get to post an answer on the radish question until the very end of the food thread, but looking at your website link, it looks like pickled daikon radish. A classic accompanyment at most fine Korean restaurants. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:39 PM (/HDaX) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 08:39 PM (pkeXY) 173
Trebuchet ftw.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (estQK) 174
Additional Blond Agent: thanks for the info!
I can't believe that radish side would be hard to make at home. Like I said, I think the brine is just water, sugar and a bit of salt. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (xqw19) 175
Chicago’s Marxist Mayor Brandon Johnson Says Imprisoning Violenct Criminals is ‘Racist, Immoral and Unholy’
I agree. Held in protective custody until trial because they should be treated as outlaws and subject to whatever the good citizenry chooses to do with them. Unless the request protective custody and dand a trial. If convicted they get the ol' eye for an eye (or whatever) and left as their victim was. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 25, 2025 08:41 PM (rGPrJ) 176
A bird, maybe an owl, camouflages itself as a log.
For a bit of irony, back when I was a teenager, I had a friend who was a bit of nature girl. She had a pet bluejay and one day, while she was walking, it was sitting on her shoulder. Suddenly it took off and flew right at her house, nailing something that looked like a vine or twig hanging from the siding. Turns out it was a praying mantis that failed camoflage school. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (/HDaX) 177
My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (ngbZu) 178
Beastmaster, hmmm? Death Stalker, yes. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (P9xGM) 179
If convicted they get the ol' eye for an eye (or whatever) and left as their victim was. ---- Too early to call dibs on the air hose? Posted by: clarence at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (GE9Fw) 180
131 That damn Vance!
Joy Reid pushes the deranged conspiracy theory that JD Vance is going to leave his wife for Erika Kirk: “Rubbin on his head? Babyyyy… you in leatha pants?… Wouldn’t it be the most perfect MAGA fairy-tail if he finally sees the light that he needs a White Queen instead of this brown Hindu?” Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ......................................................... Amazing. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 25, 2025 08:43 PM (sAmhv) 181
I can't believe that radish side would be hard to make at home. Like I said, I think the brine is just water, sugar and a bit of salt.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (xqw19) Nah, the real trick, according to my asian wife, is finding a decent quality daikon radish (hint: don't buy the really big ones) at the market. Once you got that part down, the pickling is straightforward. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 25, 2025 08:44 PM (/HDaX) 182
He had an extensive collection of antique cameras. I'll have to find someone who can value them one of these days.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 08:36 PM (Wnv9h) If you want to carry on, and add to the collection, I have a few not-very-valuable cameras I would be happy to give you. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 08:44 PM (npFr7) Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at November 25, 2025 08:45 PM (Q+gd/) 184
Before they had kids, my brother and his wife would spend an entire Saturday watching a movie, getting tickets for another; and they had a great time seeing mostly pretty decent flicks. Some duds, of course, but that's part of the fun. Sometimes they would see three of four. But the 80s was kind of a golden age.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ) Buy tickets for another? In the 70’s when mall theaters came out with 8 screens and such, my friends and I would go at about 10 or 11 in the morning and then we’d spend all day hopping from screen to screen watching everything they had on one ticket. Eh, they made it up on all the popcorn and cokes we bought. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (ngbZu) 185
You only got to watch the SFW version if you were watching Beastmaster during daylight hours. They cut the part that went beyond "Beastmaster" level and went to "Hubba Hubba" levels - Tanya Roberts coming out of the pond topless.
Posted by: GWB at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (RMPzC) 186
Additional, again thanks. :-)
If you've never tried bb.q chicken, give 'em an order. Willing to guarantee you'll love their wings. Expensive, but at least they make sure the chicken is MEATY. I also love to dip everything in their honey garlic sauce. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (xqw19) 187
MTG resigns and a volcano erupts in Ethiopia. No way is this a coincidence.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (zqeQL) 188
It was on HBO for a decade.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:47 PM (estQK) 189
After an egg sale I eat 42 eggs per week.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:48 PM (estQK) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:48 PM (P9xGM) 191
I never saw any until I started buying Jumbo eggs. Now I see one every couple of dozen or so. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Must be nice. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:50 PM (QhCdW) 192
I fondly remember the Breastmaster movie, and those two bouncy ferrets.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 08:50 PM (3uBP9) 193
I have not seen Blade, but I do know that Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy is superior to Kristy Swanson Buffy.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 25, 2025 08:51 PM (I+b0k) 194
173 Trebuchet ftw.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 08:40 PM (estQK) https://tinyurl.com/486e6nxa Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 25, 2025 08:51 PM (pIfcn) 195
Buy tickets for another? In the 70’s when mall theaters came out with 8 screens and such, my friends and I would go at about 10 or 11 in the morning and then we’d spend all day hopping from screen to screen watching everything they had on one ticket. Eh, they made it up on all the popcorn and cokes we bought.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (ngbZu) You would have to meet my brother and his wife. Upright Christians. They don't even jaywalk. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at November 25, 2025 08:52 PM (0aYVJ) 196
177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:42 PM (ngbZu) It took me a minute, but I finally realized you were not being patronized by your mom and dad with a tasty chocolate concoction. Posted by: moki at November 25, 2025 08:53 PM (wLjpr) 197
Title RefuckingVoked! Gay fag pervert pretending to be a girl "won" Worlds Strongest Woman title at some powerlifting event. Reeeeeeeeeeeee.... VOKED. Why? Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:54 PM (QhCdW) 198
Soothsayer, good news.
Also wanted to add if it's okay: FYI everyone, you all know the Babylon Bee right? There's a similar online website at IG about living in Orange County, California. As you may or may not know, the general rule in OC is: the further south you go, the higher the net worth per person/household. Anyway, the site is called the OC Tuna Melt, and they just ran a headline: Newport Beach Bristol Farms Supermarket now offering 22.99% APR financing for Thanksgiving dinner Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:55 PM (xqw19) 199
I think that birds a frogmouth. (Australian)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM (ngbZu) 200
What we're looking for here for is, I think - and this is no more than an educated guess, I'd like to make that clear - is some multicellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven feet long, and of the genus felis horribilis - what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Posted by: Dr. Livingstone at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: TBS at November 25, 2025 08:57 PM (LjSYW) 202
I think the big cat was painted black for the movie. It looked that way at least.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (3uBP9) 203
Don't call it the OC.
Posted by: Michael Bluth at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (0aYVJ) 204
Why?
Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear ---------- Amazing what a real leader can inspire. Patton pissed Ike off. But he liked it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (P9xGM) 205
My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade, it was old even then, but I took pictures of Yellowstone with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo It took me a minute, but I finally realized you were not being patronized by your mom and dad with a tasty chocolate concoction. Posted by: moki Or a girl scout. 3rd grade is a bit early for dating, but an "old" Brownie would be the same age. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 08:58 PM (nhCoE) 206
I have not seen Blade, but I do know that Sarah Michelle Gellar Buffy is superior to Kristy Swanson Buffy.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara Naked jello wrestling will solve this. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 25, 2025 08:59 PM (LjSYW) 207
>>> MTG resigns and a volcano erupts in Ethiopia. No way is this a coincidence.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (zqeQL) I think I read about that in Ace's movie review earlier today. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (3uBP9) 208
196 177 My parents gave me a brownie when I was in 3rd grade,
--- Weren't yall a little young for that kind of thing? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (P9xGM) 209
Poor Tanya Roberts died in 2021 of sepsis. I wonder if the general degradation of medical care quality as result of the Great Sniffle Panic was a contributing factor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:00 PM (npFr7) 210
Question: Could the Beastmaster control Manimal?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:01 PM (wVcYX) 211
My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it.
By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:02 PM (ngbZu) 212
what we doctors, in fact, call a 'tiger'.
Posted by: Dr. Livingstone at November 25, 2025 08:56 PM A tiger?! In Africa?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:03 PM (Wnv9h) 213
Question: Could the Beastmaster control Manimal?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:01 PM *laughs* - ManBearPig Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:03 PM (Wnv9h) 214
The best parts of Beastmaster are actually just "all of Beastmaster," thank you very much. Posted by: Ace Does garret know you're watching beastmaster pr0n? Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:05 PM (QVmho) 215
Beastmaster was awesome. Miss Roberts and her nekkid boobies were inspiring. I teared up when the one ferret died.
Posted by: Ah, the 80s at November 25, 2025 09:06 PM (KmN9e) 216
Tom Servo:
In 1987 my local mallplex (only four theaters) had a double-feature, Stand By Me paired with Jumpin' Jack Flash (Whoopi Goldberg's Bond spoof). Odd coupling, but I was dying to see Stand By Me, and was only slightly curious about JJF. I left loving JJF and thinking Stand By Me was just meh. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:06 PM (xqw19) 217
Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM (Wmg4n) 218
209 Poor Tanya Roberts died in 2021 of sepsis. I wonder if the general degradation of medical care quality as result of the Great Sniffle Panic was a contributing factor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- Even if one believed most of the crap any sane person would know that they (those hospitalized) were dropping like flies. (I'm talking about that period) Just don't go to the hospital. Pick another option. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM (P9xGM) 219
Kristy Swanson is pretty darned MAGA. I didn't know she was in the movie Flowers In the Attic. I also didn't know they made a Flowers In the Attic movie. I've only heard about those books from girls I knew in high school. It was so popular. It sounded really messed up. Chicks man...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (3uBP9) 220
I don't remember a ferret dying.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (estQK) 221
Engaging the Beastmaster Gear should be reserved for only the most epic occasions... like getting to see Tanya Roberts emerge topless from a pond. - She was soooo very fine. Posted by: Bach In Black at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (KY9hS) 222
Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM First time in a month, it seems. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:10 PM (jc0TO) 223
I must've never seen all of Beastmaster, because young teenaged me would DEFINITELY remember seeing a topless Tanya Roberts.
Posted by: PabloD at November 25, 2025 09:10 PM (lC2t1) 224
Yeah Jumping Jack Flash was about the last time Whoopi wasn’t repulsive.
Another world. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:12 PM (ngbZu) 225
I read the novel before seeing Planet of the Apes and the ending was different but I was still freaked out
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 09:14 PM (A0sqA) 226
Tom, yup.
The last time Whoopi was patriotic too. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:14 PM (xqw19) 227
>>> I must've never seen all of Beastmaster, because young teenaged me would DEFINITELY remember seeing a topless Tanya Roberts.
Posted by: PabloD at November 25, 2025 09:10 PM (lC2t1) The edited tv versions always cut it out. But the one on the Home Beastmaster Office channel kept it in. And I think it was on HBO at least once a week or more. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:14 PM (3uBP9) 228
I don't remember a ferret dying. Posted by: Boss Moss Tubi is streaming it. I just started it to rewatch once again. The three witches around the caldron are sporting a serious lap dance vibe if you take away the makeup. A ferret most definitely dies. It's nearly as bad as the ending of Old Yeller. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:15 PM (QVmho) 229
The gimp mosters were scary. I think this film was teaching valuable lessons.
Rip Torn was eating the ass out of that role and loving every minute of it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:16 PM (zZu0s) 230
197 Because the backlash was too much for organizers to ignore. Because Trump's victory made it okay to vociferously oppose this evil, and not be cowered into silent acceptance.
Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 08:54 PM (QhCdW) Very true. During Biden we had to shut up and take it. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 09:17 PM (y171U) 231
A ferret most definitely dies. It's nearly as bad as the ending of Old Yeller.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:15 PM (QVmho) Ferret Fawcett-Majors died, too, which was also sad. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:17 PM (npFr7) 232
Rip Torn was eating the ass out of that role and loving every minute of it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone I had forgotten he was in it until i just saw the opening scene. 100% tore that role up. What an actor. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:18 PM (QVmho) 233
Is Beastmaster 1999 any good?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:18 PM (estQK) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:19 PM (P9xGM) 235
A ferret most definitely dies. It's nearly as bad as the ending of Old Yeller.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:15 PM (QVmho) This. One of the himp monsters is about to kill the kid or something and the feret attacks him. Chewing his neck. The gimp monster fails about and falls in the sacrificial fire, sadly taking the valiant feret with it. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s) 236
The... hawk(?) Bat monster things were pretty scary as a kid too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s) 237
My younger brother had Beastmaster memorized. He watched it probably around a thousand times. I was sick of it after seeing it once. Except for the TR titty scene. That part got worn out on the VHS tape.
Posted by: Reforger at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (03GBw) 238
"If you've never tried bb.q chicken, give 'em an order. Willing to guarantee you'll love their wings. Expensive, but at least they make sure the chicken is MEATY. I also love to dip everything in their honey garlic sauce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 08:46 PM (xqw19)" If they have location near me, I'll have to give them a go. Thanks for the recommendation! Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (/HDaX) 239
211 My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it.
By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:02 PM (ngbZu) There was a big drop off in quality after the first 3. Roddy McDowall had the good sense to quit after those. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (y171U) 240
Tanya Roberts and Rebecca DeMorney basically ushered me through puberty.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:23 PM (Ffc+8) 241
Ferret Fawcett-Majors died, too, which was also sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:17 PM (npFr7) ISWYDT Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:24 PM (xqw19) 242
Additional Blonde Agent, my fave at bb.q chicken is their spicy original wings. KFC could only dream of making wings that good. And as mentioned, I get a side of honey garlic sauce with them as well.
Easy to find locations, just go to their website and enter your zip code. They've really expanded the last couple years. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:25 PM (xqw19) 243
My greatest veg-out at a movie theatre was in ‘74 - I looked it up - and the studio had this “Go Ape!” Promotion where you could go to the mall theatre on a Saturday and watch all 5 Planet of the Apes movies in a row - 10 grueling hours! Of course I did it. By the time you got to the last one it was obvious that they were hardly even trying. Posted by: Tom Servo ----- There was a big drop off in quality after the first 3. Roddy McDowall had the good sense to quit after those. Posted by: Joemarine I do this with The Hobbit, and Lord Of The Rings director's cut dvd sets once a yaer. Thankfully, the quality never drops. It's a long as fuck 18 hours, but well worth it. Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 25, 2025 09:25 PM (QVmho) 244
Whoa, there are 3 Beastmaster films.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:26 PM (qmNGt) 245
222 Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM First time in a month, it seems. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25 Going to be a little chilly, too! Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:26 PM (Wmg4n) 246
245 222 Hello, friends! Rainy night here,
Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:07 PM First time in a month, it seems. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25 Going to be a little chilly, too! Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:26 PM (Wmg4n) Almost like winter is approaching! Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM (Ffc+8) 247
Almost like winter is approaching!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM *blink*blink* Posted by: Ned Stark's Head at November 25, 2025 09:28 PM (qmNGt) 248
[Mad Max] Waters: This is an important press conference that is being held to let you know what we're all doing: resisting this lowdown dirty no good filthy president
- Apparently doesn't know Biden is no longer president. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Why Do the Heathen Rage? at November 25, 2025 09:28 PM (L/fGl) 249
What does it say about me that I want to murder every character in this Invasion series and yet I am still watching it?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:30 PM (qmNGt) 250
247 Almost like winter is approaching!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM *blink*blink* Posted by: Ned Stark's Head at November 25, 2025 09:28 PM (qmNGt) You've lost weight! How are things? Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:30 PM (Ffc+8) 251
@Rightanglenews . Sep 2
BREAKING - Maduro is now begging President Trump not to take military action against Venezuela, insisting both nations can instead work together to end drug trafficking. -- We spent a lot of money on fuel, personnel, food and equipment getting down there. It's time for Venezuela to surrender or else. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:31 PM (P9xGM) 252
All of the Beastmaster movies lost money.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (estQK) 253
Yeah Jumping Jack Flash was about the last time Whoopi wasn’t repulsive.
Another world. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 25, 2025 09:12 PM "Oh, look! A tropical fish and its mate!" Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (Wnv9h) 254
Kristy Swanson is pretty darned MAGA. I didn't know she was in the movie Flowers In the Attic. I also didn't know they made a Flowers In the Attic movie. I've only heard about those books from girls I knew in high school. It was so popular. It sounded really messed up. Chicks man...
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:08 PM (3uBP9) ===== They effed up the movie, big time. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (r+pQK) 255
Let's take Venezuela. We need our own Gitmo outside of Cuba.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (Ffc+8) 256
All of the Beastmaster movies lost money.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (estQK) I can't imagine the first lost money in the long run. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (zZu0s) 257
RMBS, LOL
Quite a few funny moments in that film. I also love when she has to meet a contact at... the NYC Docks. "I may as well pin a note to my ass saying 'Victim here! Victim here!'" ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (xqw19) 258
Let's take Venezuela. We need our own Gitmo outside of Cuba.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM Filibuster! Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (qmNGt) 259
Let's take Venezuela. We need our own Gitmo outside of Cuba.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (Ffc+ Oil again. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:34 PM (zZu0s) 260
Toys In The Attic >>> Flowers In The Attic
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 25, 2025 09:34 PM (wVcYX) 261
maduro: there is no drug trafficking from shithole venezuela also maduro: let's work together to stop the drugs from shithole vuvuzuela Fuuuuuuuuuuuck You, maduro. Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 09:35 PM (DEpfd) 262
>>> All of the Beastmaster movies lost money.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (estQK) Maybe the real treasure were the friends they made along the way. Posted by: deep thoughts by banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:35 PM (3uBP9) 263
Good evening. First snow of the season. Yard has a covering.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (41CYW) 264
Eric Metaxas@ericmetaxas . 2h
@GenFlynn joins me to talk about the deep state, Pam Bondi, Sidney Powell, the seditious six, and why he believes Trump must move at the speed of war to bring real justice and fix our elections. ⏱️ TIMESTAMPS (0:00) Intro (0:43) General Michael Flynn Joins (1:13) Pam Bondi And Justice Delay (3:33) Deep State And Wrong People (10:31) Seditious Six (17:44) Obama, Russiagate, and Trump Duty (24:25) Election Integrity And Speed Of War https://tinyurl.com/26yhb3uy Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (P9xGM) Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (qmNGt) 266
>>> They effed up the movie, big time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 09:32 PM (r+pQK) Based on the little I know about the movie, could they even do all that in the 80s? Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM (3uBP9) 267
toby:
you can always depend on the kindness of strangers! Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM (xqw19) 268
Filibuster!
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM (qmNGt) You could have socked this as William Walker, you know. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:38 PM (rbvCR) 269
247 Almost like winter is approaching!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 25, 2025 09:27 PM Yes, but I like our version of winter. Posted by: Piper at November 25, 2025 09:38 PM (Wmg4n) 270
toby:
you can always depend on the kindness of strangers! Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM The greatest TV musical since Gilligan did Hamlet. Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:38 PM (qmNGt) 271
POOL SHARKS
"Where the buyer is our chum" Posted by: Simpsons Signs as remembered by qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:39 PM (xqw19) 272
It looks like the Lifetime network is making a modern version of the books too. Probably the network for it. I've never heard of a man reading the books.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:39 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing means anything at November 25, 2025 09:40 PM (LaTF/) 274
Rebecca DeMorney is still a good looking lady at 66.
Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (89Sog) 275
Toby, almost.
You're forgetting the sequel to Apocalypse Now, a musical called Apocalypse Wow! Jay Sherman (played by Jon Lovitz) reviewed it on his animated show, The Critic. Brando sang: Here I am, I'm Colonel Kurtz Fat and bald like old Fred Mertz! Let me do a hula dance To shake the egg rolls from my pants... Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (xqw19) 276
Good evening. First snow of the season. Yard has a covering.
Posted by: scampydog at November 25, 2025 09:36 PM (41CYW) The first snow is a magic snow. BOLO for a magician's hat, corncob pipe, etc. Posted by: Rankin Bass at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (wVcYX) 277
>>> Rebecca DeMorney is still a good looking lady at 66.
Posted by: Z, no not him. A different Z at November 25, 2025 09:41 PM (89Sog) There was also a gal with really amazing eyes in the same era, similar kind of movies. I forget her name. But not her eyes. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (3uBP9) 278
They're saying possibility of Sydney Powell replacing Bondi.
Earlier today I read about her being replaced but dismissed it as gossip. Now, General Flynn is talking about it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (P9xGM) 279
They're saying possibility of Sydney Powell replacing Bondi.
Earlier today I read about her being replaced but dismissed it as gossip. Now, General Flynn is talking about it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (P9xGM) Nekkid jello wrestling to determine which has the larger qualifications? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:47 PM (npFr7) 280
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (3uBP9)
You're not talking about creepy eyes, right? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:48 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 25, 2025 09:48 PM (npFr7) 282
RMBS, LOL
Quite a few funny moments in that film. I also love when she has to meet a contact at... the NYC Docks. "I may as well pin a note to my ass saying 'Victim here! Victim here!'" ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:33 PM I enjoy that movie way too much. "Mick, Mick...speak English!" Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 09:49 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: toby928(c) at November 25, 2025 09:49 PM (qmNGt) 284
Ah, Meg Foster. With the eyes.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:50 PM (3uBP9) 285
Sydney Sweeney for Secretary of Awesomeness.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:50 PM (xqw19) 286
RMBS, again, LOL. Wish Mick could have done a cameo.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:51 PM (xqw19) 287
I was fortunate enough to have been married to a lovely lady for 40 years who looked like Rebecca DeMornay and was mistaken for her sometimes in public. She remained lovely for decades, but passed away in 2020.
Posted by: She Was Awesome In Every Way at November 25, 2025 09:52 PM (zmYmM) 288
Don't know how much influence Flynn has with Trump but he's articulating exactly what many of us feel about DoJ.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:53 PM (P9xGM) 289
>>> I was fortunate enough to have been married to a lovely lady for 40 years who looked like Rebecca DeMornay and was mistaken for her sometimes in public. She remained lovely for decades, but passed away in 2020.
Posted by: She Was Awesome In Every Way at November 25, 2025 09:52 PM (zmYmM) I'm so sorry. May her memory be a blessing. Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:53 PM (3uBP9) Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (rbvCR) 291
Based on the little I know about the movie, could they even do all that in the 80s?
Posted by: banana Dream at November 25, 2025 09:37 PM (3uBP9) ===== Probably not, but they didn't have to mess up the ending so badly. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (r+pQK) 292
Doesn't Flynn want to burn down DOJ with everyone locked inside?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (xqw19) 293
Posted by: She Was Awesome In Every Way at November 25, 2025 09:52 PM (zmYmM)
May her memory remain a blessing. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (zZu0s) 294
That lizard should have learned to ask for help for items on the top shelf by now.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 25, 2025 09:57 PM (FVLcK) 295
we are doomed! Doomed I say!
youtu.be/ZOVe2jDETIo Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:56 PM (rbvCR) Kind of fits today's mode on the blog. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 09:57 PM (zZu0s) 296
Gen Flynn has been proven to be a bit trusting in the past.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (rbvCR) 297
278. Isn’t she a convicted felon? Or did Trump pardon her? There’s no way she could get confirmed.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (63x2o) 298
The overnight has begun.
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=417473 Posted by: mindful webworker - teacups down, beer mugs up at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (LaTF/) 299
278 They're saying possibility of Sydney Powell replacing Bondi.
Earlier today I read about her being replaced but dismissed it as gossip. Now, General Flynn is talking about it. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 25, 2025 09:44 PM (P9xGM) Gen Flynn is a great guy but has oddball ideas. Posted by: Joemarine at November 25, 2025 09:59 PM (y171U) 300
Kindltot: whatcha wanna bet the package inside the robot was fragile. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (xqw19) 301
ONT
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (xqw19) 302
Kindltot: whatcha wanna bet the package inside the robot was fragile. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 25, 2025 10:01 PM (xqw19) No different handling that UPS, I am sure Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:02 PM (rbvCR) 303
Or fedex
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 10:02 PM (rbvCR) 304
I get tawny frogmouths in my yard. Nice birds. They eat all the cockroaches, mice and young rats.
Posted by: Bruce of Newcastle at November 25, 2025 10:17 PM (ecysd) 305
Not a possible explanation abound... * STROKE CHIN TO A DEFICIT *
@iamjonbrooks 1h Talking with top rental managers locally and their rents are down 15-20% since 2022 and their vacancy is now 2-3 months. Site reps are dancing on the street flipping signs that say THREE MONTHS FREE RENT. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2025 01:09 AM (mlg/3) Trump Turns Turkey Pardoning Ceremony Into Roast of Joe Biden's Autopen PardonsThese pardons weren't signed by autopen. They'll hold up in court.
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Hilarious stuff
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:23 PM (UdiE9) 2
How can you not love this guy?
Lol Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:23 PM (Hkcdp) 3
“The governor is a big, fat slob.”
Really, it needs to be said. The man is repulsive, doesn’t matter how rich he and his family are. Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (Hkcdp) 4
When he called Pritzker a big fat slob I laughed
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX) 5
I think I saw someone note (in response to this) that Trump is funnier than most professional comedians now. Whether that is primarily a complement to Trump or an insult to most "comedians" I'll leave to others.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (UdiE9) 6
Maybe he'll offer one to Mandani in NYC so he can pluck it.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (abIsI) 7
Chuck and Nancy, ha ha ha!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (Hkcdp) 8
4 When he called Pritzker a big fat slob I laughed
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX) Off sock/ Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (VE6XX) 9
The man has wit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (xcxpd) 10
Pardoning is well and good for the kiddies, but I prefer a more realist view of the world.
I would like to see him hatchet the two birds and stick them in a funnel to drain the blood, and then have the chef cook them up. We have to put these vanities on the bonfire. We are losing our civilization. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (kIamG) 11
This guy knows his Alinsky rules for radicals.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (Hkcdp) 12
Oh its the White Turkey that gets pardoned!!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (8avO+) 13
Yeah, bu, bu, but Trump didn't cut $2trillion out of the budget!!! -- Maj. Healy, Bulg, BurtTC and a bunch of other whiners from Nigeria, probably.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (wBaIH) 14
11 This guy knows his Alinsky rules for radicals.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (Hkcdp) He's hitting two of them for sure and he cracks me up. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (fGmWu) 15
10 I presume you are (mostly) trolling, but the tender-hearted "Charlotte's Web" approach to animals was a cultural marker that led us to our current suicidal empathy, so yeah, video taping the slaughter of farm animals for food would probably be good for society provided the animals are slaughtered in the normal manner and not by some deranged maniac.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (UdiE9) 16
Scratch what I said above.
I would love to see J. D. cook them in a fryer out on the Rose Garden patio. While drinking a beer and telling the kids to stand back. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (kIamG) 17
Fox News has video of the recent Tara Reid incident. Sigh. I just know I could fix her.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:32 PM (4kcNT) Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:32 PM (krQz2) 19
He's not getting my Wild Turkey - Nancy Pelosi slurring her words
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (bfwj/) 20
Huffington Post description of this: Trump crudely attacks IL Governor." Oh, dear. Politicians never make rude remarks and Pritzker had never said a rude word about anyone/ sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (7RYym) 21
I would love to see J. D. cook them in a fryer out on the Rose Garden patio. While drinking a beer and telling the kids to stand back.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (kIamG) Wife beater and flip flops required. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (zZu0s) 22
These pardons weren't signed by autopen. They'll hold up in court.
--- Not so fast! They were signed by a non-Democrat! Posted by: DC Judges at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (krQz2) 23
Oh its the White Turkey that gets pardoned!!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:27 PM (8avO+) lol Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (dK+Kv) 24
15 10 I presume you are (mostly) trolling,
Posted by: The Lower Depths I'm not actually. I phrase it ambiguously but in reality I am terrified that "this thing of ours" is in for a very hard time if we do not wake up. Not about how we kill farm animals, but about how we protect ourselves from muslim conquest. What we will have to do will make slaughtering a brace of turkey seem trivial. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (kIamG) 25
Pardon them. Hell no. Dinner with all the fixins.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (sDNVV) 26
One of my neighbors has about 6 turkeys that run around the neighborhood. Haven't seen them recently.
Posted by: wth at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (v0R5T) 27
I presume you are (mostly) trolling, but the tender-hearted "Charlotte's Web" approach to animals was a cultural marker that led us to our current suicidal empathy, so yeah, video taping the slaughter of farm animals for food would probably be good for society provided the animals are slaughtered in the normal manner and not by some deranged maniac.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:30 PM (UdiE9) I prefer the Beatrix Potter "cruel world" view. Disobey your mama and steal carrots -- near death sentence and have to run home naked (Peter Rabbit). -- Be wild and break things while Mom is out for a bit (Tom Kitten) -- giant rats come out of the walls and try and bake you into a pie Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (8avO+) 28
So Trump Did NOT call Pritzker a "big fat slob?"
"Some speechwriter wrote something about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to say he's a fat slob. I'd like to lose a few pounds too, by the way--and I'm not going to lose it on Thanksgiving." Posted by: illiniwek at November 25, 2025 06:35 PM (vbXSk) 29
Huffington Post description of this: Trump crudely attacks IL Governor." Oh, dear. Politicians never make rude remarks and Pritzker had never said a rude word about anyone/ sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (7RYym) --- Really, we were having such a civil conversation before, in between them calling us fascists and racists, that is. But all of a sudden Trump has to start calling names! Posted by: DC Judges at November 25, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2) Posted by: MkY at November 25, 2025 06:36 PM (q6tQZ) 31
'm not actually. I phrase it ambiguously but in reality I am terrified that "this thing of ours" is in for a very hard time if we do not wake up. Not about how we kill farm animals, but about how we protect ourselves from muslim conquest.
What we will have to do will make slaughtering a brace of turkey seem trivial. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (kIamG) It is less the Muslims, bad as they are as their enablers. The state supports every step they take. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:36 PM (8avO+) Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:36 PM (4kcNT) 33
Turning to Gobble and Waddle--described by Trump as "two of the fattest, happiest turkeys we've ever had here"--the president joked that when he first saw their photos, he almost went with "Chuck and Nancy." "But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them," he added. "I would never pardon those two people."
++++ lol Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (0lawO) 34
OT: I had not been paying attention I guess for the past almost year. I did not realize Naughty Dog were trying to launch a new franchise- this time with a woke girl boss taking on *reads notes* Religion!
Neil Druckman really is a useless sack of shit. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K) 36
When he called Pritzker a big fat slob I laughed
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at November 25, 2025 06:25 PM (VE6XX) Trump didn't call him that. It was his comedian speech writer. 😀 Posted by: the way I see it Dangerfield at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (KDPiq) 37
Pardon them. Hell no. Dinner with all the fixins.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:34 PM (sDNVV) --- Like some other Turkey didn't already get the axe for the WH TG meal! I'm not saying kill them, if you already got the turkeys you need procured. The TG Pardon is just stupid, and kind of acts like the WH is not going to eat turkey this year. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2) 38
Huffington Post description of this: Trump crudely attacks IL Governor." Oh, dear. Politicians never make rude remarks and Pritzker had never said a rude word about anyone/ sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:33 PM (7RYym) --- Really, we were having such a civil conversation before, in between them calling us fascists and racists, that is. But all of a sudden Trump has to start calling names! Posted by: DC Judges at November 25, 2025 06:35 PM (krQz2) What kind of reporting is that? Pritzker IS fat, report the facts man Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (8avO+) 39
Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) 40
24 It's not a matter of "we", it's a matter of the old letting the young do what needs to be done with only a little advice/oversight. If we weren't the first society with so damn many old people and so few young people, the problem would have been taken care of by local "Sons of Liberty" gangs a long time ago.
I'd go further and say that old(er) men yapping is the biggest weakness of the right in the US. RINOs are merely a symptom. If they did not exist, what would the old men have the complain about. I think a huge percent of the 13 Colonies were under the age of 20 in 1760. That was very helpful. Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (UdiE9) 41
The TG Pardon is just stupid, and kind of acts like the WH is not going to eat turkey this year.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2) The WH turkey under Trump is a bad, evil, but very flavorsome Turkey that is paying for his crimes. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (8avO+) 42
Chinese takeout tonight. Tomorrow we have a lot of cooking to do.
Taking it easy tonight. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (3ek7K) ++++ Tomorrow is cooking everything I can do in advance, finishing the cleaning, moving furniture and setting up. Tomorrow will be pizza night. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (0lawO) 43
Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) --- They go off to live on a farm with other turkeys. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (KDPiq) 45
Via GP:
A DOJ employee was arrested and booked on terrorism and evidence tampering charges for doxxing a federal agent during a raid in Brownsville, Texas. Karen Olvera De Leon, an employee with the US Attorney’s Office in Brownsville, appeared on a live stream of a federal raid on June 9. A male joined the livestream and issued a death threat against one of the federal agents conducting a raid. Another viewer of the livestream, later identified as Karen Olvera De Leon, doxxed the federal agent and provided his identity to the man issuing the death threat. Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (TN0g+) 46
The TG Pardon is just stupid, and kind of acts like the WH is not going to eat turkey this year.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (krQz2) ++++ Meh. It's a very silly and, in my opinion, endearing American tradition. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:39 PM (0lawO) 47
It's not a matter of "we", it's a matter of the old letting the young do what needs to be done with only a little advice/oversight. If we weren't the first society with so damn many old people and so few young people, the problem would have been taken care of by local "Sons of Liberty" gangs a long time ago.
I'd go further and say that old(er) men yapping is the biggest weakness of the right in the US. RINOs are merely a symptom. If they did not exist, what would the old men have the complain about. I think a huge percent of the 13 Colonies were under the age of 20 in 1760. That was very helpful. Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (UdiE9) It's not old vs young. I'm old and voted for Reagan. And plenty of the young want to get on the liberal gravy train. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:40 PM (8avO+) 48
What does the Moron Horde think about Presidential pardons in general? (Completely taking away the Biden and Trump political angle.)
I am a very strong supporter of "Do the crime, do the time." I have seen very few pardons by ANY Presidents for people that I thought actually deserved a pardon. *** *** I agree that the J6 people were overcharged and became political prisoners to some degree. Disregard that aspect, what is the reason for pardoning actual criminals? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:41 PM (HlyYF) 49
44 LOL. Apparently one old man is offended. Good.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:41 PM (UdiE9) 50
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (HYKHz) 51
I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K) 52
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (ZeH0U) 54
fourseasons, au gratin.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (sDNVV) Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (vFG9F) 56
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (HYKHz) Yeah, that's real retarded, sir. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (dK+Kv) 57
OT: I had not been paying attention I guess for the past almost year. I did not realize Naughty Dog were trying to launch a new franchise- this time with a woke girl boss taking on *reads notes* Religion!
Neil Druckman really is a useless sack of shit. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:37 PM (zZu0s) Never try and stop your enemy when they are making a mistake. Another gob of Venture Capital gone and jobs lost in bad companies who do not know how to serve their customers. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (a4flb) 59
Should have gone with Chuck and Nanzi, then had them for Thursday dinner
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (+qU29) 60
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (HYKHz) --- You don't have to "condemn" them, for that matter, either. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (krQz2) 61
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2) Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too. Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (KDPiq) 62
I have seen very few pardons by ANY Presidents for people that I thought actually deserved a pardon. ***
*** I agree that the J6 people were overcharged and became political prisoners to some degree. Disregard that aspect, what is the reason for pardoning actual criminals? Posted by: Pillage Idiot ----------------- There are a few people who Trump pardoned that the Left is screaming over. They claim that they are "supporters" and being pardoned because of that. In reality, they were prosecuted because the were Trump supporters, and it is good and proper for Trump to undo the unfair and biased prosecutions, especially since the courts, juries, judges, and even defense conspired against them. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (kIamG) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (3ek7K) 64
Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) ---- Butterball Ranch. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (IBQGV) 65
If you are hacking the turkey's head off you are doing it wrong.
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (vFG9F) 66
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong? How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (BihGC) 67
CIA Deep State Bush Senior was the one who started this tradition and now it all makes sense
Some claimed Truman started it but he in fact ate his bird Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (HYKHz) 68
I’m all for promoting a more realist view of life but hacking off a turkey’s head on live TV in front of the kids is probably not the best way to go about it
How about biting the head off of it? Posted by: Zombie Ozzie Osbourne at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (a4flb) 69
I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K) you can, you can also boil them in brine. I have chopped them up into thick slices or quarters and cooked them in bacon grease for 20 minutes on low, and then cooked an egg on them on low for another 10 minutes or so, and then of course you can put gravy on top if you wish. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (rbvCR) 70
They have to show that they can demonstrate compassion without turning all of society into violent chaos.
But they can't -- and the new breed doesn't even try. Their attitude is You deserve it, Colonialist Oppressors. So all of the illegals will have to go. If there's no protection for the citizens, there is certainly no protection for the fucking illegals. Kick them out. Kick them all out. ===== No, you must suffer for your compassion. Its part of the kink. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (znt4/) 71
I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (3ek7K) think you can boil them in a pot too. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+) 72
What does the Moron Horde think about Presidential pardons in general?
------- I'm ok with it. Even overlooking the Biden and Trump angle, there are some convictions that for one reason or another should be at least open to a different outcome. Posted by: Crusader at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (TN0g+) 73
The two birds should have been named Mark and Kelly.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (5yDGQ) 74
47 You're not following. Who do you think energetically deals with problems (like a horde of unwanted invaders moving in to your area?)? Beliefs don't matter. Hell, young guys mostly just want some direction and something to do. Young women want actual men. Instead the guys play video games and the women fantasize over farm animals and serial killers. Voting isn't what I'm talking about. Bob can have his local invaders removed in a fortnight. Our problem is that if anyone did anything locally we'd all be on here bitching about how things were done.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (UdiE9) 75
fourseasons, thin sliced with cream and cheese.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (sDNVV) 76
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (BihGC) halfway between. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:45 PM (8avO+) Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (3ZUWJ) 78
If you are hacking the turkey's head off you are doing it wrong.
I'm sure that there are Cultural Enrichers around who could demonstrate the art of hacking something's head off. Posted by: CAIR Community Outreach at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (a4flb) 79
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM (krQz2) Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too. Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (KDPiq) --- I don't think either of those amounts to a fabricated situation like a turkey pardon. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2) 80
Another gob of Venture Capital gone and jobs lost in bad companies who do not know how to serve their customers.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:43 PM (8avO+) Granted. And at least it is not an OG, beloved IP. So in that sense it should be celebrated. You go, Neil! Show em all! Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (zZu0s) 81
JFK was the first president to "pardon" a turkey but old man Bush made it official
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (bfwj/) 82
5 I think I saw someone note (in response to this) that Trump is funnier than most professional comedians now. Whether that is primarily a complement to Trump or an insult to most "comedians" I'll leave to others.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:26 PM (UdiE9) The basis of all comedy, is cruelty. It can be talking about your Husband 'Fang' (Phyliss Diller), or yourself (Rodney Dangerfield), or slapstick like the Stooges (themselves)... or making fun of the Government or Society.... but there is always 'the butt' of the joke. Comedians are afraid to be cruel now... or someone will complain and they will get cancelled. Trump is not afraid to be cruel. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (mP0Kj) 83
Pardoning turkeys is fake and gay.
------- Trump should have a turkey drop instead, and televise it! Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (TN0g+) 84
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup Fireplace… Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (3ZUWJ) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (3ek7K) 86
>>They go off to live on a farm with other turkeys.
The pardon was for being a turkey until today. Tomorrow the clock starts ticking again. Posted by: JackStraw at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (viF8m) 87
"think you can boil them in a pot too"
If any of you have an induction heater, you've probably already tried doing taters long ago, so I need not suggest it. Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (4kcNT) 88
I think petting zoo has gotten pardon turkeys in past years
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (+qU29) 89
think you can boil them in a pot too.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (8avO+) Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (dK+Kv) 90
What does the Moron Horde think about Presidential pardons in general?
They should have dragged out the Auto Pen and had a White House drone push a button. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (a4flb) 91
First Pardoning: The first recorded instance of a turkey being spared was by President Abraham Lincoln, who reportedly pardoned a turkey at his son’s request during the Civil War.
-------------------- According to Web search, Lincoln was first to pardon one because his son Tad asked to. Given the average boy's attitudes I question this. Most of the facts in this seems to be squishy. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+) 92
Small yellow potatoes ? Cut them in quarters and fry them with onions
Posted by: It's me donna at November 25, 2025 06:49 PM (VE6XX) 93
JFK was the first president to "pardon" a turkey but old man Bush made it official
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (bfwj/) --- And it was kind of quaint for a while. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:49 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:49 PM (a4flb) 95
We have flocks of wild turkeys in my urban environment. They jaywalk a lot, but I don't know how many may have been pardoned.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:50 PM (4kcNT) Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 25, 2025 06:50 PM (zqeQL) 97
I don't think either of those amounts to a fabricated situation like a turkey pardon.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:46 PM (krQz2) Rabbits don't even lay eggs! Its all A LIE!!! Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:50 PM (8avO+) 98
51 I bought a bag of the small yellow potatoes. Do you roast them in the oven?I. I'm thinking butter, garlic and seasonings.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:42 PM I am NOT a good cook, and generally do only simple things. My version on those little potatoes: bake them until almost done, then smush a crater in the middle with the back of a spoon, add a pat of butter with some grated cheese, crumbled bacon (and some sour cream for the people that like it). Bake for five more minutes and serve. I can eat about five of them like that if I have been working at the farm. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (HlyYF) 99
What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? --- Like heart with a th instead of a t. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (krQz2) 100
"He hath eaten me out of house and home. He hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. But I will have some of it out again, or I will ride thee o’ nights like the mare." -- Henry IV, Part 2 Posted by: Campbell's Soup at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (BihGC) 101
Do the turkeys have to wear ankle monitors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (pkeXY) 102
WTFF?? Posted by: Soothsayer Shakes a Spear at You at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (BihGC) 103
According to Web search, Lincoln was first to pardon one because his son Tad asked to. Given the average boy's attitudes I question this.
Most of the facts in this seems to be squishy. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:48 PM (8avO+) Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (rbvCR) 104
I missed the last thread.
He was charged with aggravated identity theft Identity Theft: I'm you. Aggravated Identity Theft: I'm you, motherf--ker! Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (nhCoE) 105
84 What's this I hear about some of You People saying "hearth" all wrong?
How do you say hearth? a) herth b) harth Choose wisely. Posted by: Campbell's Soup Fireplace… Posted by: Adriane the Amused by the Little Things Critic . . . at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (3ZUWJ) /Sings and Dances I hearth it through the grapevine.... Posted by: California Raisin at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (mP0Kj) 106
I am NOT a good cook, and generally do only simple things.
My version on those little potatoes: bake them until almost done, then smush a crater in the middle with the back of a spoon, add a pat of butter with some grated cheese, crumbled bacon (and some sour cream for the people that like it). Bake for five more minutes and serve. I can eat about five of them like that if I have been working at the farm. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (HlyYF) Seems like they would roll over on you. To you cut them in half or something? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (8avO+) 107
Do the turkeys have to wear ankle monitors?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM (pkeXY) Don't be silly, only Bolsinaro needs to wear an ankle monitor Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (rbvCR) 108
“Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too?”
I think someone as classy as Trump should put out the 12' LowesDepot skeleton for Halloween and decorate the WH lawn with inflatable penguins and Santa for Excessmass. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (a4flb) 109
104 Ha!
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (4kcNT) 110
JFK was the first president to "pardon" a turkey but old man Bush made it official
Posted by: Smell the Glove ------------- I rest my case. Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (kIamG) 111
Bag of potatoes, 5 smashed garlic cloves, evoo, and malden salt flakes at 400 degrees 40 minutes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM (znt4/) 112
My long held theory that the naturally funnier (where there is actual daylight) candidate wins every modern - post-1960ish -general election holds for every single one except 2020, mysteriously enough. It predicted Trump beating Hillary, Biden AND Kamala. Go through them, it just works.
Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM (E0p3T) 113
Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 25, 2025 06:47 PM (dK+Kv) That or cassava. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM (rbvCR) 114
Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering.
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb) 115
112 Rodney Dangerfield should have run.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (4kcNT) 116
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb) True, but he used telegraphic style in his speeches Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (rbvCR) 117
PI, That sounds yummy. Wishing safe travels for all of you who are traveling. Youngest son flew in today, no delays. He said the drive over here from SLC was not bad today. Tomorrow probably gonna be crazy. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (3ek7K) 118
Rodney Dangerfield should have run.
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (4kcNT) --- But he couldn't get no respect. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (krQz2) 119
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb He did kick ass with the televised state of the union address though. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (HW6XE) 120
114 Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering.
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM (a4flb) Come on, the video of him killin Vampires? LIT! Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (mP0Kj) 121
Wasn't Tad Lincoln a tad 'special?'
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (4kcNT) 122
I use gold potatoes for almost everything.
The little baby potatoes bother me - every now and then you get one that tastes like pocket change. It's like potato fuck your mouth roulette. I don't need that in my life. Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (E0p3T) 123
My version on those little potatoes: bake them until almost done, then smush a crater in the middle with the back of a spoon, add a pat of butter with some grated cheese, crumbled bacon (and some sour cream for the people that like it). Bake for five more minutes and serve.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:51 PM Seems like they would roll over on you. To you cut them in half or something? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM I probably overcook them a bit. Of course, once I smush the first one I notice that the others then lie VERY still! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (HlyYF) 124
At the end of the ceremony, the turkey rancher triumphantly tore up the pardon. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (RfDQK) 125
For gold potatoes, I do them one of two ways.
You can do them as a normal baked potato. Take a sheet of aluminum foil and grease it (oil works, butter is better). Wrap the potato in the greased foil and bake it for a while. Around an hour at 350 should do it, but keep an eye on it Unwrap 'em, cut 'em in half, go to town with whatever you like on a baked potato. The other way is sort of roasted, which is my preference. Cut them in half long-ways and array them on a baking sheet. Put salt and pepper on them in quantities that match your preference. Put a generous - if it looks like too much, it's probably enough - amount of butter on each potato half. Use Irish butter if you have it. Bake for about an hour or so at 350. You can convert it to broil for a minute or two at the end to brown them if desired. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (0lawO) 126
I think someone as classy as Trump should put out the 12' LowesDepot skeleton for Halloween and decorate the WH lawn with inflatable penguins and Santa for Excessmass.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:53 PM (a4flb) How are you going to make gold leaf stick to an inflatable penguin? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (8avO+) 127
112 Did Carter come across as funny in 1976? He was a tiresome prig by 1979, but I don't know enough about Ford to say who was funnier in the 1976 election. Ford accidentally tripping doesn't count, or Biden would be the funniest presidential candidate in US history.
Posted by: The Lower Depths at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (UdiE9) 128
Lincoln made Thanksgiving a formal national holiday.
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (KDPiq) 129
Of course, once I smush the first one I notice that the others then lie VERY still!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (HlyYF) --- They get the message... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (IBQGV) 130
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 06:52 PM (rbvCR
Not trying to start the whole "war between the states", "war of Northern Aggression " Civil War stuff again, but it was Lincoln who established the Thanksgiving holiday in the middle of the war. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 25, 2025 06:57 PM (looXz) 131
I use ghee in my roasted potato mix. Always have it around for Indian cooking.
Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (E0p3T) 132
What do jive turkeys cook for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (4kcNT) 133
39 Is there some park where the pardoned turkeys go until they expire?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:38 PM (0lawO) Turkeyville, down in Florida. Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (LHPAg) 134
There's a large festering Nuzzi on my Anaconda.
Posted by: KEIFF OLBERMANN at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (IByKi) 135
Reagan was funny.
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (KDPiq) 136
Did Carter come across as funny in 1976? He was a tiresome prig by 1979, but I don't know enough about Ford to say who was funnier in the 1976 election.
If you think pratfalls are funny, then Ford was your guy. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (a4flb) 137
Oh, for method 2 in 125, they need to be face-up. And you need to score the potato, too, in both directions (down and across).
I suck at directions. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (0lawO) 138
124
At the end of the ceremony, the turkey rancher triumphantly tore up the pardon. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:56 PM (RfDQK) Turkey for dinnah! Fed Pardons don't affect State charges... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (mP0Kj) 139
People! Meat is murder! Murder! Tofu feeds millions and millions of Orientals along with bugs, grass and tree bark and it's time everyone get on board with the future of food! Yeah! Oh Yeah! Racists!
Posted by: Chase Boutwell Jr., 38 year old Monster Child at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+) 140
Should the White House drop the WH Halloween celebration and Easter Egg hunt too. Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at November 25, 2025 06:44 PM (KDPiq) --- I don't think either of those amounts to a fabricated situation like a turkey pardon. Posted by: Axeman ============= What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) 141
Off sock
Posted by: the way I see it at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (KDPiq) 142
112 My long held theory that the naturally funnier (where there is actual daylight) candidate wins every modern - post-1960ish -general election holds for every single one except 2020, mysteriously enough. It predicted Trump beating Hillary, Biden AND Kamala. Go through them, it just works.
Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 06:54 PM Obama isn't funny at all, so that doesn't work. Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) 143
Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) ++++ Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) 144
Potatoes are amazing. Virtually infinite ways to prepare them. We could spend all night coming up with recipes, no two the same.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (IBQGV) 145
What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) Yes. Why? Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T) 146
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) 147
How are you going to make gold leaf stick to an inflatable penguin?
Posted by: Oldcat That's not what I'm pondering, Pinky. Posted by: The Brain at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (nhCoE) 148
114 Lincoln was a very effective politician, and may well have felt the mood about the war, as well as have been tired of killing as well. Might have been trying to foreshadow any plan of pardons for the South that he was considering.
He didn't make an effective use of social media though. That may have hurt him. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 06:55 PM "87% of all internet quotes are fabricated." -- Abraham Lincoln Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (HlyYF) 149
Obama isn't funny at all, so that doesn't work.
Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) I deleted my little voxplainer on that one - you are correct Obama isn't funny, but both of those idiot opponents were DOA sticks in the mud. Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (E0p3T) 150
139 People! Meat is murder! Murder!
Posted by: Chase Boutwell Jr., 38 year old Monster Child at November 25, 2025 06:58 PM (R/m4+) Yes, delicious, mouth watering.... murder.... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (mP0Kj) 151
143 Oh wait, McCain and Romney actually have negative humor scores, so your theory still holds up!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (HlyYF) ++++ Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) ________ John Adams? Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (s0JqF) 152
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) You are supposed to STOP with the turkeys between those dates. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (8avO+) 153
Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) ________ John Adams? Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:01 PM (s0JqF) Nixon appeared on the comedy show "Laugh In" Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (8avO+) 154
lol
Cracker Barrell CEO went on Glen Beck’s show to grovel for the rubes to come back to her shitty restaurants. She no longer had the thick rimmed black glasses either. Guess her PR team told her to de-AWFLize herself. How that bitch wasn’t fired is a mystery. She has to have photos of board members with live boys or dead girls. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (HW6XE) 155
145 What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) Yes. Why? Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T) _______ Thinks Biden is still there. Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (s0JqF) 156
Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (0lawO) Come on... he was a funny guy... even did a bit on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (mP0Kj) 157
Nixon might be the only charisma sink who ever won the presidency.
----- Yeah, but I think he appeared on "Laugh In". Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (TN0g+) 158
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons You are supposed to STOP with the turkeys between those dates. Posted by: Oldcat But what if you have four weeks worth of leftovers, Brain? Posted by: Pinky at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (nhCoE) 159
What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) --- So does the president write an XO to hire the Easter Bunny to hide eggs on the lawn? That would be close to an equivalent. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2) Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (vFG9F) 161
What, you think the Easter Bunny has hidden a bunch of eggs on the White House grounds?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 06:59 PM (RfDQK) Yes. Why? Posted by: ... at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (E0p3T) _______ Thinks Biden is still there. Posted by: Eeyore at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (s0JqF) --- You might not want the surprises Joe hid around the grounds. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (krQz2) 162
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) Same here. Love TG, but all the build up to Christmas for a month after is too fucking much. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 07:04 PM (HW6XE) 163
You know who else is very funny. Of course intelligent witty humor . Ted Cruz.
His spontaneous acting out a Princess Bride scene on the Adam Carolla podcast was moron worthy. Posted by: the way I see it at November 25, 2025 07:04 PM (KDPiq) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:04 PM (Wnv9h) 165
"Nixon appeared on the comedy show "Laugh In"
Posted by: Oldcat" He asked the nation to sock it to him. Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (vFG9F) 166
You don't want any of the "chocolate eggs" left over from the Biden administration.
Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (krQz2) 167
Cook a potato with a defibrillator in only six seconds:
youtube.com/watch?v=egOda1dKNKU Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (4kcNT) 168
Thanksgiving and Jewish Thanksgiving (Passover) are my favorite holidays, and they're conveniently right around six months apart!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (0lawO) Posted by: zombie Richard Nixon at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (nhCoE) 170
Nixon was on Laugh-In to be unfunny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (A0sqA) 171
Fenelon, he also said in a speech and letters that one way to get rid of an enemy was to make him your friend. I think on that comment often.
I recently read a story of Sherman's troops, where one unit was resting on the front lawn of a plantation house during a march, while the women of the plantation were watching them carefully from the porch, and one of the men noticed the ground where he was laying had been disturbed. With a whoop to his buddies that he had found treasure buried to keep it from the Union soldiers, they started digging and unearthed a reeking box that turned out to have the decayed body of a spaniel in it. One of the ladies on the porch commented archly, "Poor Curly isn't destined to find peace in this world or the next, that's the third time he's been dug up today." Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (rbvCR) 172
Come here turkey
I still want to stab someone Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (gDlxJ) 173
Potatoes are amazing. Virtually infinite ways to prepare them. We could spend all night coming up with recipes, no two the same.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (IBQGV) I sometimes bake one and put about 5 different condiments on them in sections. (I have a bad habit of buying odd condiment bottles and never using them) Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (8avO+) 174
Nixon was on Laugh-In to be unfunny.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (A0sqA) --- And DC socked it to him. Posted by: Axeman at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM (krQz2) 175
The basis of all comedy, is cruelty. It can be talking about your Husband 'Fang' (Phyliss Diller), or yourself (Rodney Dangerfield), or slapstick like the Stooges (themselves)... or making fun of the Government or Society.... but there is always 'the butt' of the joke. Comedians are afraid to be cruel now... or someone will complain and they will get cancelled. Trump is not afraid to be cruel. Posted by: Romeo13 ============== Just to turn you on to someone who's funny right now, have you seen Andy Huggins on YouTube (or elsewhere)? He's this very old guy who makes jokes about his age. "As for social media, you can find me on the bulletin board at Kroger's, and MyChart." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM (RfDQK) 176
162 Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. By the time Christmas Day arrives I think a lot of people are worn out.
Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:00 PM (3ek7K) Same here. Love TG, but all the build up to Christmas for a month after is too fucking much. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald Scrooges! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM (W2Pud) 177
"Nixon appeared on the comedy show "Laugh In"
Posted by: Oldcat" He asked the nation to sock it to him. Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (vFG9F) He won his next election over McGovern. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:07 PM (8avO+) 178
So does the president write an XO to hire the Easter Bunny to hide eggs on the lawn?
That would be close to an equivalent. I think Trump should make a fusion of the plastic eggs and Pardons by stashing Pardon Coupons in each egg, then letting your typical Babylon DC riff raff compete to find them. would look like the wilder scenes from the movie "300". Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 25, 2025 07:07 PM (a4flb) 179
Scrooges!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 25, 2025 07:06 PM *proffers bag* Humbug? Ebeneezer Blackadder Posted by: Ebeneezer Blackadder at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (Wnv9h) 180
nurse, Youngest son had a. 5 am flight out of Seatac this morning. He said it was no problem at the airport today. Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (3ek7K) 181
You are supposed to STOP with the turkeys between those dates.
Posted by: Oldcat But what if you have four weeks worth of leftovers, Brain? Posted by: Pinky at November 25, 2025 07:03 PM (nhCoE) Sounds like a planning issue., Pinky. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (8avO+) 182
Gemini AI is just daring us to try this: "It is not possible or safe to cook a potato in a microwave horn antenna. A horn antenna is a scientific or engineering component designed to direct microwaves for measurement or communication purposes, not for food preparation."
Posted by: gp at November 25, 2025 07:09 PM (4kcNT) 183
Sometimes I type things yall would be happy that I also deleted.
Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:10 PM (vFG9F) 184
Cut/paste fail.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:10 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: fourseasons at November 25, 2025 07:10 PM (3ek7K) Posted by: fd at November 25, 2025 07:11 PM (vFG9F) 187
I wouldn't pardon any of them either, turkeys yes, scumbag politicians, hell no.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at November 25, 2025 07:11 PM (qZdIZ) 188
Sometimes I type things yall would be happy that I also deleted.
Posted by: fd Poppycock. That's half the charm of this place. Posted by: mikeski at November 25, 2025 07:11 PM (nhCoE) 189
This bikini brunette loves both Thanksgiving *and* Christmas, and thinks the presidential turkey pardon is a bit of silly fun:
http://tiny.cc/n7mv001 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:13 PM (0lawO) Posted by: Zombie Ed Muskie, closeted homosexual and communist yankee at November 25, 2025 07:13 PM (R/m4+) 191
One of the ladies on the porch commented archly, "Poor Curly isn't destined to find peace in this world or the next, that's the third time he's been dug up today."
Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:05 PM (rbvCR) I always liked that when Union troops were restricted to using the top rail of the common split rail fences for firewood on marches, the troops quickly reasoned that if they didn't like the owner that the other rails were now "top rails" and used them too. And patriotic southern Chickens and Pigs sometimes assaulted the poor troops. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+) 192
Joe she looks nice
Posted by: Skip at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (+qU29) 193
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (A0sqA) 195
Woodrow Wilson was a first class charisma sink
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (bfwj/) 196
Woodrow Wilson was a first class charisma sink
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (bfwj/) Especially after the stroke. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (8avO+) 197
How that bitch wasn’t fired is a mystery. She has to have photos of board members with live boys or dead girls.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at November 25, 2025 07:02 PM (HW6XE) Or the pardoned turkeys Posted by: Beartooth at November 25, 2025 07:15 PM (0714D) 198
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM Fine. "It ain't cool to be no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving." - Big Black Guy "Yeah." - Even Bigger Black Guy Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:16 PM (Wnv9h) 199
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1) well two now...or three? Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (8avO+) 200
I always liked that when Union troops were restricted to using the top rail of the common split rail fences for firewood on marches, the troops quickly reasoned that if they didn't like the owner that the other rails were now "top rails" and used them too. And patriotic southern Chickens and Pigs sometimes assaulted the poor troops.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO On the other hand, Stonewall fined some of his 'Foot Cavalry' for stealing fence rails in MD and PA. Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (LHPAg) 201
34 OT: I had not been paying attention I guess for the past almost year. I did not realize Naughty Dog were trying to launch a new franchise- this time with a woke girl boss taking on *reads notes* Religion!
Neil Druckman really is a useless sack of shit. I find it difficult to believe but i think people might hate the Bald Chick in that new stupid game even more than AbbyZilla. I think because the actor playing the Bald Chick is also an annoying a**hole. Posted by: Nelly at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Yjkx/) 202
190+ comments on a thread featuring turkeys, and only one instance of "jive"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (0sNs1) +++ There is now! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 25, 2025 07:19 PM (0lawO) 203
157 Yeah, but I think he appeared on "Laugh In". - Mr. Carlson
I remember seeing that. Was completely caught off guard. Nixon said "Sock it to me?" I thought it was sort of funny, although the intonation - emphasis on "me" - was weird. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (mADJX) 204
On the other hand, Stonewall fined some of his 'Foot Cavalry' for stealing fence rails in MD and PA.
Posted by: Eromero at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (LHPAg) In the GBurg campaign they had organized teams going about grabbing horses, cattle, and free blacks and carrying them South. Stonewall was dead by then though. Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (8avO+) 205
There's nothing jive about turkey that is tender and juicy, carved well, and served warm.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (A0sqA) 206
I think because the actor playing the Bald Chick is also an annoying a**hole.
Posted by: Nelly at November 25, 2025 07:17 PM (Yjkx/) She certainly has a Lunchables face. Posted by: Ike Turner at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM (zZu0s) 207
Fine.
"It ain't cool to be no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving." - Big Black Guy "Yeah." - Even Bigger Black Guy Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:16 PM (Wnv9h) ------------ "Quite stealing my schtick, brothers!" -- Ace's Alter-Ego, Lamont The Big Dummy Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM (cjvQp) 208
End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1) 209
Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 25, 2025 07:22 PM (zZu0s) 210
NOOD cafe
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (vZ7A2) 211
End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM Wait, whut?! I haven't even entered my annual commenter goals yet! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (Wnv9h) 212
I always liked that when Union troops were restricted to using the top rail of the common split rail fences for firewood on marches, the troops quickly reasoned that if they didn't like the owner that the other rails were now "top rails" and used them too. And patriotic southern Chickens and Pigs sometimes assaulted the poor troops.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2025 07:14 PM (8avO+) in the Oregon territory the troops were not well supplied and had a bad habit of shooting the odd "slow bear" which was what they called a free range pig. Posted by: Kindltot at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (rbvCR) 213
I remember seeing that. Was completely caught off guard. Nixon said "Sock it to me?" I thought it was sort of funny, although the intonation - emphasis on "me" - was weird.
Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:20 PM (mADJX) ------------ Are we sure it wasn't Rich Little? He had a short-lived variety show back in the mid-70s, didn't he? I remember one skit where he's playing Robin to somebody playing Batman, and he said something like: "Holy Exposure, Batman -- I've got a rip in my leotard!" Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:25 PM (cjvQp) 214
End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 25, 2025 07:21 PM Wait, whut?! I haven't even entered my annual commenter goals yet! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 25, 2025 07:23 PM (Wnv9h) ------------- My performance review by Ace and The COBs last year was a single line: "Strives for mediocrity, and comes up short ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Bury My Heart At a Texas MoMe at November 25, 2025 07:27 PM (cjvQp) 215
John Adams? - Eeyore
Are you kiddin'? John Adams, not funny? I hear he was the life of the party. Used to wear his powdered wig under his chin and pretend to be Santa Claus, and squeeze the ladies' bums, shouting, "Oh ho! There's a ripe one!" Thomas Jefferson was the guy who sat in the corner drinking lemonade and doing crossword puzzles (in ink, of course). Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:28 PM (mADJX) 216
Are we sure it wasn't Rich Little? - ShainS
No, definitely Nixon. You can look it up on YouTube. Btw, David Frye did a hilarious Nixon. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:31 PM (mADJX) 217
208 End of year Commenter Reviews and Appraisals are approaching fast, and that ain't no jive. You're running out of time to impress Ace and the CoBs. - Duncanthrax
Meh. I'm just interested in the Cost-of-Living increase. Posted by: Paco at November 25, 2025 07:33 PM (mADJX) Amazing: The New York Times Profiles an Illegal Alien Who Stole an American Man's Identity and Caused Him 20 Years of Legal Nightmares.
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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