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Covid Is Now a Mark of Social Distinction Cafe
Boji the Commuting Dog update
Just making transit more enjoyable
for everyone
Cat: I have spoken. I shall say no more until I am appeased. Blind dog finding her master. Just some lions sleeping in a tree. Black dog sees his shadow, wants to make friends. Just a cute one.
Mouse thinks outside the maze. Rolling zen. Otter coaster! Inman: Trigger warning: She pulls the trigger with no warning. Guy pulls a gun on women with their children, probably to kidnap a child, not considering that some might be pistol-packin' mamas.
Guys -- but Jonah did everything right!!! And he scolded all the right people!!!
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Playing in the snow.. pic.twitter.com/1wSNRXlAiz
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 29, 2021
One stick, six dogs.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/5n39dhul4r
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 29, 2021
Dog making a giant snowball.. 😅
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 29, 2021
🎥 TT: saraonderwater pic.twitter.com/vgvtyHcGKt
John Madden and Pat Summerall used to bet on ‘Murder, She Wrote’ promos
— br_betting (@br_betting) December 29, 2021
RIP to these legends.
(h/t @JimmyTraina)
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: klaftern at December 29, 2021 07:11 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:11 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 07:12 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:12 PM (llXky)
Remember, they're all about SCIENCE! but they are once again just pull all of this out of their ass.
Posted by: Cameroom at December 29, 2021 07:13 PM (3dm+3)
Okay, I'll bite.
This useless tub of lard is now bilking what was the Divine Wrath of the Angry God as a source of sympathy.
Uh, okay.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:13 PM (llXky)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 07:13 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: f'd at December 29, 2021 07:14 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: CN at December 29, 2021 07:14 PM (ONvIw)
Yeah, get fucked. I've been sick only twice over the past 22 years. I have learned from those 22 years that I have a rock solid immune system. I also live a healthy lifestyle. I have no intention of ever allowing someone to jab me with something that will mess up my strong immune system. My body, my choice, asshole.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 07:15 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:15 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:15 PM (llXky)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:15 PM (0G13K)
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C'mon, Ace. We can take infinite whacks on that turd.
Embrace the healing power of "and."
Besides, he'll say more stupid shit between now and then. His wife ignores him, so all he has is twitter...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:17 PM (llXky)
It is ravishing the vaxxed. Let's tell it like it is.
Posted by: just a guy at December 29, 2021 07:17 PM (/VA65)
LOL that's awesome.
Rest ... ... ... in peace, legends.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 07:18 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Ghislaine Maxwell arranged some of her Daddy's journos.
Posted by: Conspiracy Minder at December 29, 2021 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rd at December 29, 2021 07:18 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 29, 2021 07:19 PM (ybIRR)
Well, people are enjoying dunking on him, but the cute animals-without Jonah Goldberg, makes a nice break from COVID stuff, so yes I'd suggest deep sixing until some other time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2021 07:19 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (mD/uy)
Vaccine don't seem to stop the virus from making you sick?
Posted by: rd at December 29, 2021 07:18 PM (Z32m1)
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Yeah, so for those who aren't keeping up:
Unvaxxed people who get Covid Totally Deserve it and God Has Rendered Righteous Judgement on Them.
Vaxxed people who get Covid are Utterly Innocent and Deserve Your Utmost Sympathy Despite Being Intolerable Douches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (llXky)
So "Sports Studies" is an actual thing in college.
And guess what?
It's all about racism!
Anything "_______ Studies" is bullshit left wing brainwashing propaganda. Change my mind.
Posted by: Soothsayer with a chinese accent at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (kMSCM)
Nah. Anyone who does that gets instant karma.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (Rz7nO)
I have no trash, I just saw this. My "spoiler" is just supposition: I can say he didn't get covid from the gym because I can see, by casual visual inspection, he hasn't been to a gym since 12th grade.
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (0G13K)
Wonderful.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 07:21 PM (WawF4)
I've not been vaxxed, yet have not had the vids.
How the hell does that work?
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 07:21 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:15 PM
Sorry, my comment at #10 probably hurt the cafe vibe. You can delete it if you want.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 29, 2021 07:21 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: NCKate at December 29, 2021 07:21 PM (z5Nun)
Back home, the ratio is about opposite, 75% unmaksed.
Don't know what that means, I just know I'm increasingly annoyed by these maks fools.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2021 07:21 PM (jsU0d)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:12 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)
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Can you even find that oddball ammo these days?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:22 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:22 PM (Zz0t1)
(hampsters are not a rodent, they live in hampers, and they live on lost socks and gnaw the fabric on your underwear and pyjamas where it joins the elastic band)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 07:22 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Lane Meyer at December 29, 2021 07:22 PM (eA1RV)
How the hell does that work?
Posted by: Romeo13
I know, right? It's magic!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (mD/uy)
We may need a lot of time for the inevitable fat, effeminate, Chinese sellout douchebag jokes.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (Rz7nO)
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Cats know when they're being mocked. And they don't like it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (DnWKq)
i went to the drug store today and I wasn't wearing a mask and you can call me a karen for this but I was not enjoying being huddled up on by people who weren't keeping even the most basic distance in line.
it's not just about omicron, I don't want to catch any cold.
you're not getting to the counter any faster breathing on the back of my neck, Abuela.
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (0G13K)
He strikes me as a chubby virtue signaler writ large.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (0G13K)
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No way he took gym as a senior in high school.
I will place big money on this. No friggin' way.
Guy pulled a "C" at best in 9th Grade, but dollars to donuts (heh!) that Mommy fixed it so he didn't have to run too hard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:24 PM (llXky)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:20 PM (0G13K)"
And even then his moobs were bigger then most.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 29, 2021 07:24 PM (Rz7nO)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 07:24 PM (0WTxL)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:24 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 07:24 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: JT at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (arJlL)
.......
Guy who built that cheapo cardboard maze must be embarrassed.
Posted by: wth at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Big Jim at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (Teg3F)
I was glad we were masked when I heard that - barely kept myself from laughing.
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (lCui1)
Oh, Robert Malone just got perma-banned for Twatter today. It's amazing he lasted as long as he did.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (Mzdiz)
These people are monsters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (WawF4)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (0G13K)
Are you still in New York? If so, then yeah, I'd probably have on complete PPE suit if I was in NYC.
In part because I wouldn't want to catch the New York from them.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2021 07:26 PM (jsU0d)
you're not getting to the counter any faster breathing on the back of my neck, Abuela.
Posted by: ace
Ace, I feel the same way about Other People.
I don't want to breathe the same air as Other People.
But guess what? I have news for you.
That means you're gay.
Posted by: Ice-T at December 29, 2021 07:26 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 29, 2021 07:26 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:22 PM
Commercial is hard to source. Primers are beginning to reappear; powder is still problematic. I have so much brass that I haven't looked. Most .41 shooters are handloaders, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)
I think they have this wrong, very wrong, in the sense that it is long been my observation, trailing the "boomer" generations, is that is practically all they think about. In the same way they "discovered" sex, drugs, and rock and roll before anyone else (wine women and song), they are also consequently the first generation to ever get old and die.
Starting with the anti-tobacco craze, we've been inundated with a never ending litany of Things We Must Do (or Not Do) In Order That We May Live Forever.
The ChiCom flu is just an extension, or amplification of this. It isn't that they haven't contemplated their own mortality, they can't think of anything else. But they think they can "bargain" with it, they can't accept their own mortality. Weird diets and fads, health nuttery, it's all an extension of a particular pathology. It isn't the elderly throwing the young under the bus, it's the middle aged people throwing both the elderly AND children under the bus, because they are vapid fuckwits.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 29, 2021 07:26 PM (ok8/5)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
But guess what? I have news for you.
That means you're gay.
Posted by: Ice-T a
stay gold, pony-boy
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:27 PM (0G13K)
We're dressing formal. YOLO.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (0G13K)
Maybe she was hot for you. She needed to take in your pungent essence.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:27 PM (1Yy3c)
But seriously, Ace...
If we're not exposed to Other People's germs, our immune systems suffer and get weaker.
We can't live in a bubble.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:27 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 29, 2021 07:27 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (0G13K)
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There was a crud going 'round Michigan a few weeks back. Everyone was dealing with it, but it stayed out of the media because COVID IS THE ONLY DISEASE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT.
It's funny how they put the damn signs up, but even in a liberal college town, people ignore them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:28 PM (llXky)
His Wind Song stayed on her mind?
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:28 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 07:28 PM (0OP+5)
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So? What are you wearing?
Posted by: vlad putin
Britannia_Centre_Spandau
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But all they carry are cell-phones!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 07:29 PM (UHVv4)
I should have died in 1983. Every day past then is extra bonus balls in my Pinball Machine game.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 07:29 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 07:29 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)
.......
I dodged a bullet. Spent Xmas with daughter and family and now they are all sick with the flu, tested Covid negative.
Posted by: wth at December 29, 2021 07:29 PM (v0R5T)
Anything "_______ Studies" is bullshit left wing brainwashing propaganda. Change my mind.
Posted by: Soothsayer with a chinese accent
It's like anything "_______ Justice"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 07:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (yKPAy)
All we can do now is salute and say, "Thank you for your service!" to all those Laptoppers on the front lines.
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (sTOQ8)
A whem away a whem away a whem a way a whem away ...
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 07:25 PM (mPyRa)
In the jungle, the mighty jungle...
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (KO+0G)
I go to great lengths not to touch things touched by Other People.
Everyone is so worried about Breathing in germs.
I have news for you:
You're also Touching germs!
(And that means you're gay.)
Posted by: Ice-T at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (hQ23g)
74 for me...could die tomorrow. Wouldn't bother me in the least.
Been playing my extra ball since I was 16 mos old.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (E9xBF)
Loser low-t men beating women wherever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (mLNyo)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM (Teg3F)
When I get to Vegas at the end of next month, I'll pick up the hooker phone book.
That should do it.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM (Teg3F)
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Twenty bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (0G13K)
Download it. I won't tell.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM (Teg3F)
Women want to give him their Covid essence.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (QC2Cw)
Posted by: f'd at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (Tnijr)
See my virtue!
Hear me signal!
I am stunning and oh so brave.
Gawd. What a turd.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM
the Ewok sleeps tonight.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (nWxPx)
........
I always avoid the hand sanitizer bottle at the supermarket. Every asshole on earth touches THAT. Plus I use a clean napkin to sign the credit card thingie with that disgusting pen on a string.
Posted by: wth at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
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Cats know when they're being mocked. And they don't like it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 29, 2021 07:23 PM (DnWKq)
MadisonTheCat knows when we are talking bout her and not just when we are talking to her. She is one smart cookie.
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (0OP+5)
>>>I keep this as a link on server, so I can drop it whenever I want:
i need that on my phone
Posted by: ace
"I've got news for you..." would be a great ringtone.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (Teg3F)
Oh, I will. Just to piss off the mask Nazis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
Loser low-t men beating women wherever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (ptqGC)
/Jumps into the WayBack Machine
Bruce Jenner, WOMANz of the Year, 2015.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM (Teg3F)
All of them. They all do. Sadly, he never gives them what they want.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2021 07:35 PM (jsU0d)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 29, 2021 07:35 PM (nMx88)
Posted by: Rudolph at December 29, 2021 07:35 PM (0WTxL)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (Rz7nO)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: wth at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
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Even before the Peking Plague, I would always use a paper towel on the door handle of any public restrooms. Ick.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (Ynyl9)
https://tinyurl.com/mvxwtrke
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 07:30 PM (hQ23g)
What was the thing that made him gay? Does he go antiquing?
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
No one there I really want to see (moving soon)...
Sooo, going to get up and go ski for New Years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: TC at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (KO+0G)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM (Teg3F)
All of them. They all do. Sadly, he never gives them what they want.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2021 07:35 PM (jsU0d)
Well there is the skankathon from the archives.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:31 PM
Wouldn't that be more of a professional safari-type guide, who reads the tracks and spoor, helps you get close enough to jump? Maybe have the camp assistants prepare some favored and toothsome baits?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Axeman at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (V3hDg)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (QC2Cw)
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner. Goldberg boasts of smoking cigars, eats lots of meat (HAH!), and generally tries to strike the pose of the devil-may-care Gen X enfant terrible he used to be, but if this tub of useless lard can weather the Covid, how dangerous is it, really?
This is a man who probably hasn't seen his feet in years, who openly boasts that his bulk causes his couch physical pain, and yet...all hail the vaxx?
I'm really enjoying the spectacle of these fake rebels falling in, sucking up their bloated guts and trying to pass inspection.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (llXky)
Fire Island is high on his list.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:38 PM (E9xBF)
songs by that guy? No I think that's the only one I know. Oh, he does Island Girl I think. Or maybe that's Elton John.
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:38 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (5HBd1)
My husband and I are hoping to get it. But we've been taking zinc, C, D3, etc. since this crap started. Haven't even had allergies in two years.
I has the sadz that we can't humble brag about battling the Black Death.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (0G13K)
Now do the Internet!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (yrol0)
It was enjoyable.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (0G13K)
Now do Journolistism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (yrol0)
But the guy who pioneered their development? He gets banned for misinformation. Uh huh. And repeating what the CDC just said themselves were the facts becomes dangerous misinformation that must be banned immediately.
Can we now see how ignorant all these tech elites are? They know very little and generally have big problems relating to people and social situations and went into the tech field for those reasons but suddenly they're experts on everything and can tell people with decades of experience that they're wrong. We've given them the keys to the country's psyche and they've driven us into the ditch.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (6R0HD)
Remember about 17 years ago when some left wing fuckhead local candidate won his election and took his oath of office wearing a spaghetti colander for a hat and "swore" to the "Spaghetti Monster?"
That's what opened the door for these freaks like Lori Lightfoot and her "wife" to get on TV and wish her constituents "happy kwaanzaa."
We let these freaks and weirdos in. Now we're paying the price.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:34 PM (kMSCM)
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Done. MP3:
https://tinyurl.com/y6wvjb4m
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (0G13K)
Island Girl is about big black hos!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (yrol0)
Did Jonah the Whale mention if it was Delta or Moronic, or just generic covid? Probably doesn't know.
Anyway, Jonah is vaccinated for real, now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
A horror. Who makes those decisions? I'd like to propose that a group of young gay men be referred to as a Gargle.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM
omicron has been in the US for over a month now with "cases" skyrocketing in every State without a spike in hospitalizations or deaths.
It's over.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (ZEHVO)
You are thinking of Rick James
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (E9xBF)
Hey, dummy. That means it DOESN'T WORK, so I'm not getting it.
I'll take my chances with something that 99.6% of people infected FULLY RECOVER.
ESAD, prick.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)
>>Does he go antiquing?
Don't knock antiquing, I got a chainsaw carved bear from antique shop for free just for helping the old lady who owned the shop get down a stained glass window piece my wife was looking at.
I asked her how much the bear was and she just said she'd throw it in if my wife bought the stained glass piece.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (WawF4)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:38 PM (E9xBF)
Fire, Fire Island, it's a funky weekend, a funky funky weekend
Don't go in the bushes, don't go in the bushes
Don't go in the bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya...
Posted by: Village People at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 29, 2021 07:41 PM (Rz7nO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (ptqGC)
Doesn't Blondie sing about an island in one of her songs??
"The tide is high...something something something?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (II5RE)
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I only recently found out what this came from (I was watching "The Outsiders" and was like Ooooohhhh).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Antiquing doesn't make you gay. Buying just fabulous antiques does.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (ZMraq)
he did write the theme for The Office. I mean, whatever.
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (0G13K)
Doesn't that kind of thing read differently now?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM
Dude. Don't you remember that it was that Bush feller who drove us into the ditch that I had to get us out of?
Posted by: B. Hussain Obama at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)
FWIW
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (6R0HD)
The best techy people I have ever known were Autistics and drunks.
If you start talking the the person you are talking to start saying your words, they are autistic.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (CYnTg)
https://tinyurl.com/y6wvjb4m
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (hQ23g)
Beautiful.
Now being a dumbass how do I make that a ringtone an my iPhone?
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 07:42 PM (II5RE)
Point Blank Range don't miss very often. She didn't miss.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (2JoB
Clearly knew what she was doing. Some training, including taking cover after firing, then kicking away the gun while keeping her own pointed right where it needed to be.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (jsU0d)
omicron has been in the US for over a month now with "cases" skyrocketing in every State without a spike in hospitalizations or deaths.
It's over.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (bVYXr)
This. It is very good news although to watch the propaganda organs you would think YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. "Biden" is getting ready to pivot to a phony war with Russia over the Ukraine. It may be difficult to break the Covid spell with the Karens, but plenty of non-stop propaganda about Putin's opposition to transgenderism should do the trick.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 29, 2021 07:44 PM (nMx88)
Done. MP3:
https://tinyurl.com/y6wvjb4m
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice
Sweet.
Downloaded and Saved.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:44 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 07:44 PM (0WTxL)
Fire Island used to be a very cool place particularly if you were a kid.
Everything gets ruined.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 07:44 PM (ZLI7S)
My current ringtone is Rich Piana's theme.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:44 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: Infidel at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
They buried the lede, the headline should be "Female Cop Shoots at Suspect and Hits Him Instead of Innocent Bystanders."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (QC2Cw)
Stealer's Wheel was Gerry Rafferty and that other guy whats not Jay Ferguson
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (DUIap)
Oh, she kicked out my windshield,
She hit me o'er the head.
She cussed and cried,
And said I lied,
And wished that I were dead.
Oh lay that pistol down babe,
Lay that pistol down.
Pistol packin' Mama, lay that pistol down.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (Mzdiz)
right, I think a friend used to have a mix tape with gerry rafferty, stealers wheel, and jay ferguson, and they're all mixed up in my head. maybe island girl was on there too
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:46 PM (0G13K)
Led to a belief in zombies, although not called that but "Raveners"; and doctors were frowned upon for charging too much to treat patients who, I assume, usually died.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 07:46 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (6R0HD)
They are not ignorant, they are doctrinaire. They don't have to think because they have the answer, and even if the answer here is wrong, it is taking us to the right place, which is more important that your puny conception of "the truth"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (ZMraq)
What about just the other part as a ringtone?
You know, the "I have relationships with women and sex with men!" on a loop.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: CN at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (E9xBF)
It's over.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (bVYXr)
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But don't you know? Omicron could mutate into something super-contagious and super-deadly. The death count is currently at zero, but it's ready to skyrocket at any moment!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM
Yep and kept him covered after she popped a cap in his ass plus she walked over and kicked his gun out of his reach.
Textbook shoot.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Covid Snob! at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)
can't believe more people aren't talking about it
Posted by: Shoey77 at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (fcWVN)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (ZMraq)
Most now running the big Tech companies, are not American by culture. They don't understand the whole Free Speech thing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (0G13K)
My husband is horrified by what a hell hole his hometown, especially Buckhead, has become.
When we lived there, I'd take our baby son to Lenox Square to shop and have lunch. And the luxe Phipps Plaza AMC theater is where we went to see movies.
Everything is a damned rapper/gangbanger shooting gallery now.
Thanks, Dems.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at December 29, 2021 07:48 PM (ONvIw)
I got your Christmas card in the mail yesterday! Thank you. You and your bride look so very happy.
Xoxo!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 29, 2021 07:49 PM (II5RE)
Bing Crosby and the Andrews Sisters doing "Pistol Packin' Mama":
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=PjgqQcKE3DY
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2021 07:49 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 07:49 PM (mNhhD)
I don't know how to load an MP3 as a ringtone. I get my phones, leave all the factory settings in place, and only ever touch it if I see Joe Mannix, my parents, or one of my clients is calling. I don't even program contacts except for the clients.
I'll see if I can figure it out, by I'm a prole and have an Android.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 07:49 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2021 07:45 PM (DUIap)
From what I understand, Hall and Oates was Hall and that other not Jay Ferguson guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 29, 2021 07:49 PM (jsU0d)
Sounds good to us!
We'll feed the remaining population with bugs!
Posted by: The World Economic Forum! at December 29, 2021 07:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 29, 2021 07:50 PM (H8QX8)
"Now I've seen everything."
Some fucknoodle in an indoor pool...
wearing a mask.
https://youtu.be/7HNiUVYQHU4
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:50 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: CN at December 29, 2021 07:50 PM (ONvIw)
Different Blondie. You're thinking of Madonna.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 07:50 PM (6R0HD)
Brewer and Shipley were originally to be billed as Brewer and Not Jay Ferguson
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:51 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM
Of course not. Everyone knows my dip recipe is the best for dipping Prairie Crab claws in.
Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at December 29, 2021 07:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: I Mean at December 29, 2021 07:51 PM (VLejy)
Go to Sounds on your phone, then go to Ringtone.
It should give you an option to download a Ringtone to your phone off your PC.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:51 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Your Friends In The CCP! at December 29, 2021 07:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: f'd at December 29, 2021 07:14 PM
Covid has hipsters now.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 07:53 PM (OssQ4)
I was saying that to my husband earlier! We have taken no special precautions over the last 2 years, yet neither of us has been sick, and we don't know anyone personally here who has had the rona. Starting to feel left out!
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 07:53 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: CN
They do that and no one will buy their stuff as they would be a) dead or b) broke.
China has enough on their plate worrying about the collapse of the real estate market which is a greater GDP contributor to China than the US prior to 2008.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 07:53 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:53 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 07:44 PM (0WTxL)
Dang, I bought that album in the ships store.
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 07:54 PM (0OP+5)
Their first album is pretty good too.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 07:54 PM (0WTxL)
Brewer and Shipley were originally to be billed as Brewer and Not Jay Ferguson
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:51 PM (E9xBF)
What a coincidence. Us too!
Posted by: Sandford Townsend at December 29, 2021 07:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sonny and Not Jay Ferguson at December 29, 2021 07:54 PM (QC2Cw)
She's impressive.
Response time - immediate,
control - 100%.
Too bad the camera view of her drawing was obscured.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 07:54 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: I Mean at December 29, 2021 07:51 PM (VLejy)
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Nah, he likely was social distancing and being his normal reclusive self, but when his wife asked him to bring a Gatorade to her boyfriend, the lad coughed on him.
Obviously, out of that whole sordid affair, he knows that getting the Covid is the only thing that will generate sympathy.
If he were to announce he'd been made a cuckold, Twitter would break within minutes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 07:55 PM (llXky)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:15 PM (0G13K)
*********
I heard he got it from his dog... so no.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 29, 2021 07:55 PM (NpAcC)
Unvaxxed people who get Covid Totally Deserve it and God Has Rendered Righteous Judgement on Them.
Vaxxed people who get Covid are Utterly Innocent and Deserve Your Utmost Sympathy Despite Being Intolerable Douches.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
And, it's the unvaxxed people's fault that the vaxxed people got Covid. Makes perfect sense to these people.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (E9xBF)
Some fucknoodle in an indoor pool...
wearing a mask.
https://youtu.be/7HNiUVYQHU4
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
It takes a special kind of stupid to waterboard yourself.
Posted by: mikeski at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:56 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: ace at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (0G13K)
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 07:53 PM (PgM6e)
Same here. We've been going out since last year. We know one person in Atlanta who got it early on, right after his wife died. He stayed home and recovered in about 10 days. Going out again NYE and will be in a yuge crowd. Just like last year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (NM8ko)
Posted by: JuJuBee
He was trying to buy a weedwhacker.
Posted by: JT at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: CN at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (ONvIw)
That's digusting. I just thought it was Chunky Brand!?
Posted by: Jonah's Dog at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (E9xBF)
OK Lets go Brandon!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (yrol0)
Ah you make a joke [sniffle]. The Paulo apologizes [cough] for giving the COVID to the Mrs Goldberg. [Cough] But I tell you Jonah many times, do not touch the love towel when we are finished. And does he listen? [Sniff] No. No he does not.
Posted by: The Paulo at December 29, 2021 07:58 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Coconut Girl at December 29, 2021 07:58 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 29, 2021 07:58 PM (NpAcC)
The Party leadership will have vacation houses in California, once we've killed all the Californians.
Posted by: Your Friends In The CCP! at December 29, 2021 07:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (NM8ko)
The dude gal?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:58 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (Teg3F)
Dude, got some of that Xlear stuff you recommended. So far so good. Thank you!
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (1Yy3c)
wearing a mask.
https://youtu.be/7HNiUVYQHU4
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:50 PM (kMSCM)
They have waterproof masks. They're stupid and you just spray water out but they don't degrade in water. They made us wear them at seaworld, while we were alone, with a dolphin. It looked at me and communicated the singular thought, aquatic mammal to human, "damn son, do you look stupid".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (mPyRa)
Exposure to Human Corona Virus O43 gives resistance (perhaps immunity) to COVID. Was there a cold outbreak in your circle before COVID?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Bubba Wallace at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: JuJuBee
He was trying to buy a weedwhacker.
Posted by: JT at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (arJlL)
You might need that for hooker maintenance!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:00 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:00 PM (njfCw)
Boom. Ringtone. Add it to whomever in the Contacts list.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 08:01 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: CN
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China knows what's going to happen in 2022 and 2024. Their window of opportunity with US is rapidly closing.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 08:01 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 07:53 PM
Direct opposite here. Almost everyone we know was vaccinated and got covid including us. Only know one person who died with covid though and it wasn't really covid that killed him.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 29, 2021 08:02 PM (bVYXr)
I thought at first (when the song came out) that Elton John was singing I Like Girls, not Island Girls.
Posted by: JuJuBee
Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:00 PM
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2021 08:02 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (Teg3F)
They have about 10% of arable land and use about 5%.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:02 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: Cameroom at December 29, 2021 07:13 PM (3dm+3)
If we are lucky, COVID Madness will end next year. Maybe surviving a bona-fide case COVID will eventually become a sort-of badge of accomplishment among the Karens and Wine Moms and Cat Ladies. They'll try to top each other with stories of how sick they got, for how long, how
scared they were, how they had to break home quarantine to go to the grocery store to buy a loaf of bread to feed the kids, and so on. I hope this happens. If not, welp, we're doomed.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 08:02 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 29, 2021 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Hope everyone has a great evening.
Posted by: Skip at December 29, 2021 08:03 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JuJuBee
>Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:00 PM
>Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
Rocket Flan
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:03 PM (E9xBF)
Then: If you just get the shot you can't get COVID.
Now: My COVID would have been so much worse if I didn't have my shot and my booster!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JT at December 29, 2021 08:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: Bubba Wallace at December 29, 2021 07:59 PM (P3gRi)
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The satellite dish installer put a wire noose on the side of my house.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (yrol0)
While you're sleeping.
And you're paying for it.
Posted by: Biden at December 29, 2021 08:04 PM (VLejy)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:05 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:05 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:05 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Maybe just the ones that like to go out to Chillies.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:00 PM (njfCw)
Living in the country pissing in a stream.
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (0OP+5)
Always sad to lose a fellow Misfits fan.
There's always one last caress!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (kMSCM)
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Done:
https://tinyurl.com/mucrcwhx
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (hQ23g)
OK Lets go Brandon!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (yrol0)
That should be "Just go, Brandon. Just go."
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (yrol0)
I'm guessing that's the only way I'm going to get the omicron, by getting vaccinated. All my other efforts at not doing anything they say have kept me covid-free.
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (W66RU)
Remember about 17 years ago when some left wing fuckhead local candidate won his election and took his oath of office wearing a spaghetti colander for a hat and "swore" to the "Spaghetti Monster?"
That's what opened the door for these freaks like Lori Lightfoot and her "wife" to get on TV and wish her constituents "happy kwaanzaa."
We let these freaks and weirdos in. Now we're paying the price.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:40 PM (kMSCM)
Don't forget the UK's Raving Monster Looney Party. Although I don't think they've won anything beyond local council seat or two.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: goodluckduck at December 29, 2021 08:07 PM (pCXlW)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 29, 2021 08:07 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: f'd at December 29, 2021 08:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:00 PM
Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2021 08:02 PM (DUIap)
I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Douche
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 08:07 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 08:06 PM (hQ23g)
Oh dear Lord...
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 08:08 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:08 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 08:08 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:09 PM (E9xBF)
I really did think that was the line.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:08 PM (njfCw)
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Can You Feel The Glove Tonight?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 08:09 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 08:09 PM (0WTxL)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:09 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 07:47 PM (kMSCM)
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Done:
https://tinyurl.com/mucrcwhx
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice
That's dynamite!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (kMSCM)
I really did think that was the line.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
And wondered if the right nipple was positive and the left negative, or the other way around?
Posted by: mikeski at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:09 PM (E9xBF)
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Two words:
Neil Diamond
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (qyH+l)
Funny thats not what I heard during the top of the hour CBS news radio report. I heard that it was hitting states like "Florida and Texas" hard.
Funny, no mention of NY being responsible for almost half of the recent cases.
Nope, Florida and Texas.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Iyd/F)
Posted by: Sir Elton at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (njfCw)
I had a mild case of pneumonia in Oct. 2019, and at my last checkup, my doctor said he'd check my bloodwork to see if I have antibodies, in case that was the Rona. Nope, negative for antibodies.
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Sir Elton at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Xrfse
That's what you said to your ex-wife. An actual woman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (6R0HD)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:12 PM (E9xBF)
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, Saturday
Saturday night's alright...
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 08:12 PM (AMIL/)
Who the hell would have thought he was singing "Ah, mater." He had to have meant it to be misheard.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:12 PM (njfCw)
My mind just drew a blank on others.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: f'd at December 29, 2021 08:13 PM (Tnijr)
Also John for Elton John was a tribute to Long John Baldry.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 29, 2021 08:13 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 29, 2021 08:13 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (6R0HD)
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Goodbye, Yellow-Dick Toad
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 08:13 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Sir Elton at December 29, 2021 08:13 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: f'd at December 29, 2021 08:07 PM (Tnijr)
Mike from mst3k: aagh, he's nutter than a Stucky's log.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Screaming Lord Sutch! at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (OTzUX)
Now do tha hood!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (yrol0)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: The Media! at December 29, 2021 08:15 PM (I2/tG)
"Your Song" makes me want to retch. One of the worst gawdawful hits ever. I'd break my fingers changing the radio station. Anything but that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM
Elton John bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit and trained the rabbit to use it
it's a little fit bunny...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2021 08:15 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 08:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)
Is he urging you to explore your Medicare options for next year?
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:16 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 08:11 PM (PgM6e)
~~~~~
The antibodies can wane. What you need to be tested for is memory T-cells. They are what provide long term immunity.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 29, 2021 08:16 PM (0TVNF)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (4I/2K)
Funny thats not what I heard during the top of the hour CBS news radio report. I heard that it was hitting states like "Florida and Texas" hard.
Funny, no mention of NY being responsible for almost half of the recent cases.
Nope, Florida and Texas.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (Iyd/F)
"FL and TX are being punished for their sins against SCIENCE!!! Fauci." -- XiNN
Yeah, totally not a cult.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (llON8)
All the trendy and sophisticated people are getting it!
I guess you aren't really A-List.
Posted by: Covid Snob! at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (I2/tG)
Brewer and Shipley were originally to be billed as Brewer and Not Jay Ferguson
Posted by: garrett
I think you're one toke over the line there, buddy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:14 PM (E9xBF)
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Clams Across the Water, Clams Across the Sky
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (mD/uy)
But it's tough to forgive that Christmas monstrosity, and Listen to What the Man Said, and Silly Love Songs, and....
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Axeman at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (V3hDg)
https://www.rocksoffmag.com/renate-blauel-elton-john-wife/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 29, 2021 08:17 PM (k49Sx)
Posted by: mikeski at December 29, 2021 08:10 PM (P1f+c)
They run 'em AC here in the states.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 07:57 PM (UHVv4)
Is he urging you to explore your Medicare options for next year?
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:16 PM (qyH+l)
Brut.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (1OMVO)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 29, 2021 08:16 PM (0TVNF)
Good to know-thanks!
Posted by: Toni at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (PgM6e)
Is he discussing how much he wants to kiss Suzy Kolber?
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (vOTCv)
"He's saying "Let's go Oilers!""
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 08:19 PM (0WTxL)
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Some people want to fill the world
With shitty love songs
And what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 08:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:19 PM (njfCw)
The cause of which differences are not known, and likely never will be, just as the actual mechanism for Hope-Simpson seasonal and geographic influenza incidence is not really known (though there are some good guesses).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
Amazon Prime had "Spun" listed as a comedy. I did like a triple-take on that.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 08:19 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:18 PM (Teg3F)
I thought AltonJackson's hogmartin tracker contract ran out several months ago.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 29, 2021 08:20 PM (llON8)
Stay safe!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2021 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 29, 2021 08:20 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Take It Away is one of the better McCartney songs along with Here Today about his old partner John Lennon. From Tug of War album.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:21 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: banana Dream
That makes sense. Then "hot" and "grounded" are a matter of age.
Posted by: mikeski at December 29, 2021 08:21 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:21 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:09 PM (E9xBF)
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Two words:
Neil Diamond
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Having grown up listening to Elton John, we saw him a few years ago (for free, with great seats ....because), although my wife warned me to be disappointed. Now he's just and old, gay fat man, sitting at his piano.
And yes, it was kind of a bad concert. The place was filled (~ 20k people), and I felt sorry for people that paid a lot of money for tickets (we sat in $700 seats for free, because, well, connected).
I have not seen Neil Diamond in concert (although about the same age as AH Lloyd, as we both know), but people do say he puts on a good show.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 08:21 PM (tjZg/)
Otis Sistrunk is the only graduate of the University of Mars to play in the NFL.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (Ynyl9)
Well, since both the perps and the victims in drive-bys tend to be Democrat voters, it doesn't really matter, does it? The victims can continue to vote Dem after they die.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (P3gRi)
(((Ben Had)))
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (DUIap)
Meredith also started the first ever MNF broadcast from Denver by saying along the lines of "Welcome to the Mile High City, and I really am!"
Another classic moment.
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)
None of this is accurate.
Live and Let Die is thematic shit.
Maybe I'm Amazed is dreck. Lyrically, it's shit. He rhymes You with You!?
Band on the Run is gayer than a Fab Four Circle Jerk.
And.
Calling anything Paul McCartney has ever penned as Punk makes me concerned for the amount of soy in your diet.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: SEIU at December 29, 2021 08:23 PM (Y85zb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 08:23 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 08:23 PM (sTOQ8)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:24 PM (Teg3F)
All the middle aged leftist twitter folks Ace and co link to seem to love them some Kpop boy bands. Women and men...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:24 PM (ESjRY)
>>Elton John is awful.
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm an Elton John fan. For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "Crocodile Rock."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (v+ImO)
And yes, Neil Diamond did put on some amazing shows. Even though you knew 'America' was gonna happen sooner or later.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: garrett
I don't see the problem.
Posted by: Ozzy Osbourne at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (ZZK0E)
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It's always useful to remember Sturgeon's Law: "90% of anything is crap." This holds true for just about any form of media -- television, movies, books, and, of course, music.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (0OP+5)
I clearly said faux-punk. Opinions are opinions. But reading is fundamental.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (njfCw)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:24 PM (Teg3F)
I haven't seen him for a while but he was in town a couple weeks ago. I heard one of his little freeloaders finally produced something so maybe he's trying to figure out where to put things now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (llON8)
The only exception I make for Elton John is for his Muppets Show appearance.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (njExo)
Live and Let Die is thematic shit.
Maybe I'm Amazed is dreck. Lyrically, it's shit. He rhymes You with You!?
Band on the Run is gayer than a Fab Four Circle Jerk.
And.
Calling anything Paul McCartney has ever penned as Punk makes me concerned for the amount of soy in your diet.
Posted by: garrett
Preach it, bro. He is also a manic Vegan, and persecutes his road crew by making them all eat Vegan.
He's one kind of mean mutha'. And not in a good way.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at
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right, that was going to be my second point but I forgot
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:27 PM (Teg3F)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM (ZZK0E)
The first thing one must know before finding good music...fuck pop.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 08:27 PM (1Yy3c)
I've lost touch with them as I don't have time for crazy leftists in my life any more, but I'm guessing now they don't read anything. Well...that isn't on twitter.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:27 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice
You saying a comedy can't have a moral impact?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 29, 2021 08:27 PM (vOTCv)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 08:27 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Ben Had
Last I heard he was in his Texas redoubt, eating Pierogies.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 08:28 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
Interestingly enough, Phil Collins called McCartney out on his behavior. Summary, they ain't pals.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:28 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: garrett
And every time, props reported the gerbil puppets missing.
Posted by: zombie Jim Henson at December 29, 2021 08:28 PM (QC2Cw)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:28 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at December 29, 2021 08:29 PM (mNhhD)
I've lost touch with them as I don't have time for crazy leftists in my life any more, but I'm guessing now they don't read anything. Well...that isn't on twitter.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:27 PM (ESjRY)
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Can you actually confirm they read the HP series? Or did they just watch the movies to get the gist of the story/characters?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2021 08:29 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Sir Elton at December 29, 2021 08:29 PM (Xrfse)
The 70's and 80's and into the early 90's was the time to see bands live.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 08:29 PM (v+ImO)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 29, 2021 07:39 PM (Ynyl9)
Well, since both the perps and the victims in drive-bys tend to be Democrat voters, it doesn't really matter, does it? The victims can continue to vote Dem after they die.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 08:22 PM
They already do that in Chitcago, the prosecutor there refuses to charge gang members of gang related shootings due to the "mutual combat" exclusion in the criminal code.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 29, 2021 08:30 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:30 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 08:30 PM (mNhhD)
All of those bands are guaranteed great shows.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:30 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:31 PM (9hXN1)
They definitely read them - they had to make sure not to "spoil" the movies for me. Note: I never read the books or watched the movies.
As I told one of them, I don't need a young adult hero's journey version of The Lord of the Rings.
This left at least on the them intrigued but...no she wouldn't read LotR.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:31 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 08:31 PM (mNhhD)
That Raiders crew from back in the day, wow what a collection. Receivers covered in glue, a permanently hung over QB. I think there was a defensive back with a stutter. And the list goes on. . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 08:26 PM (njExo)
Steve Marriott was and still is my favorite Brit singer.
The man had a voice that once you heard it you knew.
RIP You Poor Bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (R/m4+)
Back in the early 10s I saw Within Temptation. The best concert I ever saw.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (nLrWw)
Posted by: Mookie
On the positive side, Yoko's singing? etc. make Linda sound like Pavarotti.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 08:32 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (YsqTp)
Remember, they're all about SCIENCE! but they are once again just pull all of this out of their ass.
Posted by: Cameroom at December 29, 2021 07:13 PM (3dm+3)
I'd like to have their alternate reality viewing technology, I would only use it for the good.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (eoQWY)
" Misheard song lyrics" thread. A funny escape from all of the crapola going on.
I think I've heard all of them, but I always hear a few new ones that make me chuckle.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (0WTxL)
Basically a prison chain gang. Dirtiest team to ever play the game.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
You mean, this? https://bit.ly/32LvIei
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (E9xBF)
I've seen a few twiterrats making that argument.
I'm so old I remember when the NFL was something that brought people together. Madden was part of that lost era.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:34 PM (YsqTp)
Or is he saying he got vaxxed so you should get vaxxed too so you can get Covid like he did?
Posted by: bluebell at December 29, 2021 08:34 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: garrett
That is pretty much every really good band at that time touring. Nice gig you had.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM (9hXN1)
raykon. You're too old. You're too lame. Go die.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM (lz5hY)
Maybe I'm Amazed is dreck. Lyrically, it's shit. He rhymes You with You!?
Posted by: garrett
We can't even think of a word that rhymes.
Posted by: A. Cooper at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM (63Dwl)
My vaxx didn't work because you didn't get yours! And damn you Paulo...why did you have to get COVID?!?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg washing the Paulo's sex towel at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 08:30 PM
That's not necessarily true.
Posted by: Michael Moore at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)
The dog is literally killing everyone!!!!////
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Michael Moore at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: garrett
We can't even think of a word that rhymes.
Posted by: A. Cooper at December 29, 2021 08:35 PM
I thought it was cleverly written
Posted by: Kid Rock at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:37 PM (YsqTp)
Posted by: Elton John at December 29, 2021 08:37 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:37 PM (E9xBF)
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He wrote Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey about himself and Yoko.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 08:37 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM (UUBmN)
Yes! Dog looks like a super sheddder to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 29, 2021 08:24 PM (Teg3F)
I just this instant sent him a text.
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (0OP+5)
The cause of which differences are not known, and likely never will be, just as the actual mechanism for Hope-Simpson seasonal and geographic influenza incidence is not really known (though there are some good guesses).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
The numbers on Worldometer now list New York as 4th in total deaths, below California, Texas, and Florida. Deaths per million population is a different story. New York is No. 6, Florida is No. 14, Texas is No. 26, and California is No. 35.
The Democrat-Media Complex picks the stat that best shows Red States as COVID Mass Infection and Total Death Zones. Looking at all the stats for all 50 states, there are a few outliers in some categories, but to my eye there's not much difference between all the states. Demonstrating that masks and lockdowns and school closures do not stop this bug from spreading.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at December 29, 2021 07:33 PM (Vf4Y7)
Alcohol kills germs.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (eoQWY)
O-43 is better than O-27, O-31, or O-36. To run the largest Lionel engines and cars, though, you really need O-72. And even that's marginal for some of the larger (scale) articulated engines.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 29, 2021 08:30 PM
That's not necessarily true.
Posted by: Michael Moore at December 29, 2021 08:36 PM
This.
Posted by: Senator Chuck Schumer at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (pMYhm)
Posted by: SEIU at December 29, 2021 08:39 PM (Y85zb)
Before the internet us country folk found out about shows in the big city Sunday Papers. "Tickets go on sale this date". Then we waited by the phone and called in as fast as we could to get the best seats.
Good times.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 08:39 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 08:39 PM (FVME7)
I really did think that was the line.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 29, 2021 08:08 PM (njfCw)
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She was a sous-vide-bot?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 29, 2021 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
*MICRON SAYS XI'AN CLOSURE HAS IMPACT TO OUTPUT OF DRAM ASSEMBLY
*MICRON SAYS XI'AN CLOSURE HAS CUT WORKFORCE AT SITE
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 08:40 PM (UHVv4)
Or is he saying he got vaxxed so you should get vaxxed too so you can get Covid like he did?"
Yes.
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 08:40 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:40 PM (YsqTp)
The questions nobody is asking these vax worshippers are:
1) If you got all three vax shots and you still got the virus, are you going to continue to get boosters?
2) And, if yes, why?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:40 PM (kMSCM)
Or is he saying he got vaxxed so you should get vaxxed too so you can get Covid like he did?
Posted by: bluebell at
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Just be grateful he's not writing blues songs about how low he's been.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 29, 2021 08:41 PM (9PjK4)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 29, 2021 08:41 PM (NM8ko)
Posted by: Lice barf on a mummy at December 29, 2021 08:41 PM (mNhhD)
Hey, I rhymed "masses" with " masses" and pulled it off...
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 08:41 PM (0WTxL)
Ever wonder what football would have been like with Phil Robertson in place of Terry Bradshaw?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 08:41 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (UUBmN)
You sound like a science denier comrade lin-duh! You don't really want to be labeled a science denier now do you?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:41 PM (hOUT3)
I saw Megadeth a few years ago and bought them on line. They are really polished in concert, great, Motorhead, not so much
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 29, 2021 08:42 PM (M+Lyo)
Not a huge Beatles fan but have the albums and listen to their red or blue compilation albums on occasion. Abbey Road is about the only one that I can listen to complete and I find even that uneven.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:42 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 08:42 PM (0WTxL)
The latest hysteria is that 30% of the people who get Covid will get Long Covid, and be crippled for life.
Posted by: Covid Karen! at December 29, 2021 08:42 PM (I2/tG)
*MICRON SAYS XI'AN CLOSURE HAS CUT WORKFORCE AT SITE
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 29, 2021 08:40 PM
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION...
Posted by: Rush at December 29, 2021 08:42 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 29, 2021 08:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:43 PM (YsqTp)
Anyone remember very early on in this bullshit pandemic when people were reporting they were getting the virus twice?
Not only that, "experts" came out and said there was no telling "how many times" you get this chinese virus.
That's When I Knew This Pandemic Was Bullshit (#27)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:43 PM (kMSCM)
Doin' the uptown lowdown
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (Xa/vo)
I would have died without the triple-vaxx!
Posted by: Grossly Obese Jonah! at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (I2/tG)
1) If you got all three vax shots and you still got the virus, are you going to continue to get boosters?
2) And, if yes, why?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
TheScience.exe not found
Rebooting...
Posted by: NPCNN Viewer at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (QC2Cw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (FVME7)
People in 2020 were saying I had the virus two months ago and now I have it again!
Remember that 2020 bullshit? That was included in The Science on twitter.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Guy who flounces a lot at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (eA1RV)
I see you have contracted the retard virus. Unfortunately there is no vaccine for it.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:45 PM (YsqTp)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:45 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: The Trashmen at December 29, 2021 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Not possible. But it sounds damned good.
Posted by: Dr. R.R.R.R. Fauci at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (coYBh)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 08:44 PM (VnkJq)
Must be a lot of mutations out there as of late. Yours just made a dick grow out of your ear.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (YsqTp)
Brown Dirt Cowboys are your thing?
That is a tough machine to run up the score on...but, pinball machines only got better from there.
If you get the chance to spend some time on a modern pin, do it.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (7bRMQ)
Vaxxed to the front! You will die, when I say, you must die....
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:47 PM (u+Y3T)
It's shit. It's what happens when nobody in the Studio has the temerity to say 'No'.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:47 PM (E9xBF)
Remember the supposed "x-rays" of the rotted out lungs that were supposedly deteriorated from the china virus?
That was big fake news on twitter for a long time.
Remember how "experts" told us the chinese virus destroys our sense of smell/taste Forever? That, too, was left in 2020.
The Science! So, so, so much The Science in 2020.
It was all bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:47 PM (kMSCM)
The man had a voice that once you heard it you knew.
RIP You Poor Bastard."
Yeah, a terrible way to die (in a fire).
My friends and I went to see them, I believe, a couple of years after the "Smokin'" LP came out. Our party anthem, however, was always "Red Neck Jump", from "Rock On".
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 08:47 PM (njExo)
*MICRON SAYS XI'AN CLOSURE HAS CUT WORKFORCE AT SITE
DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
Posted by: Full Emergency Power! at December 29, 2021 08:48 PM (I2/tG)
Don't know that any bigger real world study has been done on the question, assume yes (if not, why the hell not?).
My fault for long ago having given up on digging into it all. Surely someone here has checked to see if the claims about therapeutic value are borne out in data from the now enormous number of real world vaccinations.
(narrator: astonishing that such basic and important claims by public authorities need to be treated like announcements by the Defense Ministry of Iran, but there we are)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:48 PM (OTzUX)
DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
Posted by: Full Emergency Power
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yeah, IDK, this is funny.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:48 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Greta at December 29, 2021 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2021 08:25 PM (K5n5d)
What about crap? I mean, when I crap it is 100% crap, unless I have been eating those plastic loops from the sixpacks, of course.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (ZMraq)
The internet says the most vaxx'ed major western country is the UK with 2,164K deaths per million people, and the least vaxx'ed first world country is Switzerland with 1,400 deaths per million.
So...no. Of course all these numbers are questionable. But...there doesn't appear to be any difference in deaths based on vaxx status.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (ESjRY)
Fee, fie, fo, fong, I got a whiff of raykon pong.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (7bRMQ)
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I'm gonna keep my eye on that guy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (eA1RV)
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain.
We're so sorry, Doctor Fauci,
But there's no one left at home
And I believe I'm gonna rain.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (r0ADi)
It's shit. It's what happens when nobody in the Studio has the temerity to say 'No'.
Posted by: garrett
I dunno, works pretty good with the weird Star Wars/Sgt Peppers pastiche.
Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans works for me.
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (9hXN1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (eA1RV)
Keep your eye out for him
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (M+Lyo)
I know that's the newly changed definition of a vaccine but still, there's some esplainin' ta do.
This is all so sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (v+ImO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
You'll just end up a pupil of stupidity.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (1t5dY)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (UUBmN)
Yes.
My Word as Science is the Actual Proof you are looking for.
Posted by: Tony Fauci, Dog Lover at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Thought I was the only one.
Posted by: Infidel at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (eA1RV)
And he looked like he had potential, but ....
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (hOUT3)
Someone forced the CDC to admit it had zero cases of someone confirmed to have gotten covid who had gotten it again.
Almost certainly the "I had covid twice" people had a faulty PCR test.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:51 PM (ESjRY)
Right on cue...
Fake "doctor" fausti fauci tries to cancel New Year's Eve.
"Avoid large gatherings," he chirps.
Fuck you.
Also, this jerkoff's, fauci, only job is to go on Fake News before every holiday and try to cancel it.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:51 PM (kMSCM)
just because they're scared they might die. or get a sniffle. who knows what they actually are scared of.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:51 PM (ZZK0E)
Perhaps we wouldn't have endless wars if we went back to that standard?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 29, 2021 08:52 PM (Cxofo)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 08:38 PM (UUBmN)
I doubt it. If there is proof per CDC, FDA, and the vaxx makers, I'd doubt it.
I think the vaxx effectiveness numbers were suspect from the get-go. I believe that in the human trials, people were vaxxed and simply sent home with instructions to continue their normal daily lives. Most They may never have come within miles of an infected person. I do not believe human tests in the US have ever intentionally exposed vaxxed subjects to the bug. I may be wrong.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 08:52 PM (AMIL/)
This is all so sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (v+ImO)
"Words mean exactly what I want them to mean, nothing more, nothing less!"
H. Dumpty
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:52 PM (hOUT3)
2) And, if yes, why?
Because the symptoms I hear on TV are so much worse than mine!
Posted by: Vaxaholics Anonymous at December 29, 2021 08:53 PM (PPQdm)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 08:49 PM (ZMraq)
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Probably at least 10% is water and miscellaneous undigestibles...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 29, 2021 08:53 PM (K5n5d)
I know that's the newly changed definition of a vaccine but still, there's some esplainin' ta do.
This is all so sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 08:50 PM (v+ImO)
It is the new definition. And I've said before that by taking advil I could say I've taken the pfizer vaccine. That is legally accurate.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 08:54 PM (mPyRa)
yeah, fuck off. you had 2 years to put your affairs in order. Time to live. or die. it matters not to Crom.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:54 PM (ZZK0E)
Perhaps we wouldn't have endless wars if we went back to that standard?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:52 PM (ESjRY)
I'll always wonder about GEN G S Patton's untimely death!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:54 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 29, 2021 08:52 PM (Cxofo)
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You should've stopped after the first four words.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 08:54 PM (eA1RV)
He was football's Phil Rizzuto / Harry Cary
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:55 PM (E9xBF)
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Our local hospital publishes a weekly chart with total number in hospital, in ICU, and on ventilator. It's pretty heavy non-vaxxed. Like, 90%. And they note that the non-vaxxed average 2 co-morbidities, vs 4 for vaxxed, and that average age is about the same - late 50's.
OK, that doesn't answer if the populations the patients come from were equivalent, etc etc. But it suggests the Vax may at least ..uh . . help? Maybe?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 29, 2021 08:55 PM (8AONa)
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here's the mechanism: we'll censor you and take away your ability to have a job or bank account if you say anything the Indian lunatics running Twitter doesn't like.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:55 PM (ZZK0E)
Almost certainly the "I had covid twice" people had a faulty PCR test.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:51 PM (ESjRY)
Seems the extent PCR tests couldn't tell the difference between the Covids and any other corona virus infection. like a third of all colds, and a large number of "flus".
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 08:55 PM (qyH+l)
And I didn't bother to check, but apparently the number 2 or 3 or 4 definition of vaccine includes (always did) a treatment that reduced symptoms. However the practical and universally understood definition for everyone alive today has always been "prevents infection". So, misleading at best.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 08:55 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: FriscoYoda
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it's not an unheard of thing to say. But that's what it's like being big-time, eh?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (ZZK0E)
In the Pfizer trial, 8 out of 18,198 people who were given the vaccine developed COVID-19. In the unvaccinated placebo group, 162 people got it
Is that number actual correct? I don't know. And was it performed double blind without any funny business? Who knows. But that's where your 95% effective number comes from.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
What about crap? I mean, when I crap it is 100% crap, unless I have been eating those plastic loops from the sixpacks, of course.
Posted by: Kindltot
Sturgeon's Law applies to itself, too. Theodore Sturgeon originally said "crud" and not "crap." And he wanted it to be called "Sturgeon's Revelation."
But 90% of Theodore Sturgeon quotes are crap.
Posted by: also 90% of mikeski's comments at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (P1f+c)
2) And, if yes, why?
I'll bet you're the sort of person who would tell us the ritual sacrifice of hundreds of children will not bring rain!
Posted by: Blood-Soaked Aztec Priests at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 08:57 PM (1Yy3c)
@nytimes
Health officials are considering redefining what it means to be "fully vaccinated" as Omicron spreads and the need for boosters rises.
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O what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 08:57 PM (FVME7)
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As a chemist I prefer GET pHUXED.
that's pH as in acids and bases; Uranium; Xenon and Deuterium.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
-rink;ing
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:57 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 08:57 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
What is their definition of 'vaxxed'? It may be very different from what you or I would understand it.
Term definitions are always hugely important and the powers that be have been playing fast and loose with those for years.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 08:58 PM (mD/uy)
I've had worse 24 hour bugs
Posted by: JoeF. at December 29, 2021 08:58 PM (Zbm4h)
Note that the studies they are relying on so marginal benefit from the boosters for Omnicron. But the studies say to get the booster so...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:58 PM (ESjRY)
Good analogy, although I don't recall Madden butchering names and requiring the play-by-play to correct him. Like Harry: "Here's Bobby Bonds!" (with Barry walking up to the plate. Good times!)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (u+Y3T)
Basically a prison chain gang. Dirtiest team to ever play the game.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
No. The Steelers are the dirtiest by far. Cardinals OL Conrad Dobler wins the personal crown.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: PCR Tests at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (fSmfa)
Posted by: also 90% of mikeski's comments
100% of the time.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: steevy at December 29, 2021 07:43 PM (CYnTg)
Unvaccinated rube here; I had it last week and it was mild. Thus confirming my suspicion that the apocalyptic prognostications of the Branch Covidians are a bunch of bullshit.
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (ZZK0E)/i]
I think wrinkling is an agent provacteur and will soon show his true colors!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)
In the Pfizer trial, 8 out of 18,198 people who were given the vaccine developed COVID-19. In the unvaccinated placebo group, 162 people got it
Is that number actual correct? I don't know. And was it performed double blind without any funny business? Who knows. But that's where your 95% effective number comes from.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 08:56 PM (ESjRY)
Yup. Unless the two groups were exposed to equal risk, that effectiveness number is total crap.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 29, 2021 08:55 PM (8AONa)
Hospitals get a cash bonus for every "Covid case" they treat, and further bonus for each one put on a ventilator. So there is a perverse incentive at work there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 08:51 PM (kMSCM)
Fauci will draw 350 large from civil service retirement every year once he decides to go into full time "consulting" for Big Pharma and "contributing" to the talking head shows.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: AN undercover rinkling at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (ESjRY)
or that stringbean who was going to beat the shit out of Scrivner at the next convention.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Tom Brady at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 29, 2021 09:01 PM (Xrfse)
Anyone remember...(don't you all love when I start my 'ments like this?)
when John Madden would explain "ARAPAHO" to the TV viewers?
Madden: "arapaho" means the play could be A Run, or A Pass, or A Hit.
Do you think that could be said today on TV?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:01 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 29, 2021 08:46 PM (7bRMQ)
He steppin on Luap Nor toeses.
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 09:01 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (OMKK+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (5HBd1)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WwvwTuMSBEY
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM
* snaps mandibles *
Posted by: The Barrel at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)
>I would take Madden any day of the week and twice on Sundays over that fucking blowhard Collinsworth.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (r0ADi)
I have a suspicion pfizer knew about the study that showed exposure to Human Coronavirus O43 in assigning the test groups (the study came out later but it was suspected from the beginning) but...we will never know.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022
Oh no! He's crossed the memes!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (hOUT3)
Sure sounds like it.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Their footnote says minimum 2 weeks out from a second dose of Pfizer or Moderna, or the single J&J, so they aren't calling non-boosted "unvaxxed" per my reading.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (5HBd1)
The point of war is to inflict pain on your enemy to get them to agree to your terms. I always thought that there was even an argument about using nukes was stupid.
Don't want to be nuked? Don't sneak attack a country you are at peace with.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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yeah, he's a glowie who is trying to inci8te us!
ugh, just the pathetic nature of this shit. It's not like it's even something that's true. or relevant. Like, come on, hit us with something that at least makes us debate you. Don't just repeat some tossoff one liner from a 2020 "comedy show".
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (ZZK0E)
So...if the double tap isn't effective against Omnicron...why would the boosters?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:04 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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yeah, he's a glowie who is trying to inci8te us!
ugh, just the pathetic nature of this shit. It's not like it's even something that's true. or relevant. Like, come on, hit us with something that at least makes us debate you. Don't just repeat some tossoff one liner from a 2020 "comedy show".
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (ZZK0E)
What about that time Trump murdered the Japanese koi fish by overfeeding it?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 29, 2021 09:04 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
This was the trick that confirmed to me that all the statistics were going to be contaminated BS!
You always get more of what you subsidize, and you always get less of what you tax.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:04 PM (hOUT3)
Gramps fought the Japs all over the Pacific.
He'd tell you that Nuking them was far too kind.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (E9xBF)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (kMSCM)
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Yeah but if you leave too big of a gap some big-assed mama (you know the loudmouthed type) may insert herself in the space. The resulting commotion may become a full-blown fight, particularly if she's accompanied by familial degenerates.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Infidel at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:00 PM (hOUT3)
You're not the boss of me!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 09:06 PM (mPyRa)
But he knew it couldn't last
JoJo took a test in Tucson Arizona
Knocked him on his freaking ass
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (0WTxL)
Don't want to be nuked? Don't sneak attack a country you are at peace with.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (ESjRY)
Celebrating victory smacks of Nationalism.
Nationalism is counter to the aims of the Glorious Workers' Revolution, dear comrade.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 29, 2021 09:04 PM (z5Vrg)
He wanted the koi to bulk up so it could replace Jonah Goldberg. Would have been an improvement, too, but the poor koi succumbed to ennui.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (FVME7)
Or as an old Pacific vet told me once in one sentence.
"It would have been morally wrong to sacrifice even one American soldier when we had the capability to end the war, for Japan's interests."
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (ZZK0E)
I'm confused.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (YFAIE)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (5HBd1)
That is hilarious.
Peak clown world.
A man is now the official "highest-winning 'woman'" on Jeopardy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
Might lead to a fracas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (P3gRi)
Don't want to be nuked? Don't sneak attack a country you are at peace with.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:03 PM (ESjRY)
Both nukes were nothing compared to the fire bombings we did of virtually every other city. Nagasaki in particular was a dud. What made the Emperor take notice was that it was just one plane, and that everyone was likely to start starving any day.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (ZZK0E)
The crowd was changing Let's Go Brandon but those stupid rubes thought they were insulting Joe Biden!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
"Yeah, but ... Bret Favre! Near...far.... Bret Favre!"
Madden really loved that guy. Madden was a hoot on TV, but yeah, he was not the greatest TV football analyst. But I have a hard time actually thinking of one of those guys that are. Maybe Gary Danielson, who does SEC football games on TV. He is actually pretty good.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (tjZg/)
A mayor of Tokyo indelicately but correctly referred to the "cult of Hiroshima". But the non-troversy over this 30 years ago, which was stupefying at the time, now looks like child's play compared to the idiocy of the current dumbed-down society and eroded culture.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (OTzUX)
He'd tell you that Nuking them was far too kind.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (E9xBF)
I got to know my father (USNR-PAC) because WWI veteran Truman had the balls to remind the Japs TWICE that we were serious about unconditional surrender!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (ZZK0E)
Feminism 1981: Women can do everything just as well as a man
Feminism 2021: The best woman is often a man.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (ESjRY)
The Hypocritical Oath.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (5HBd1)
Wind chill factors-in wind speed. No wind, no wind chill effect.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 09:02 PM (u+Y3T)
The guy is like 110 years old. Amusing himself at the home for indigents where families abandon their shame.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (hQ23g)
"It would have been morally wrong to sacrifice even one American soldier when we had the capability to end the war, for Japan's interests."
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (4thlk)
And to squash another lie, we sure would have dumped one on the Reichstag if Germany hadn't folded up like a cheap suit before they were ready.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:11 PM (eoQWY)
Oh, no doubt it got the job done. And it was the right way to do it...
But he thought they got off too easy with just 2.
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 09:11 PM (E9xBF)
Gotta disagree. The Steelers were tough and played hard and so did the Raiders but they were always taking things too far. Dobler had nothing on Mr Roids, Lyle Alzado and it was fitting that Bill Romanoski finished his career with the Raiders.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:11 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (P3gRi)
Or, Heaven forbid, a donnybrook in a supermarket!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2021 08:33 PM (E9xBF)
Wow. Not a bad period of time to catch some great music.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 29, 2021 09:11 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Oldcat
Yes, actually the US submarine campaign was causing Japan to starve. Another six months, and millions would have starved to death.
War is ugly and hell in real life. That's what makes it something to be avoided. I am likely alive today because my Dad was in the Philipines (along with a million other guys) training for the invasion that never came.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 09:12 PM (tjZg/)
But he knew it couldn't last
JoJo took a test in Tucson Arizona
Knocked him on his freaking ass
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at December 29, 2021 09:07 PM (0WTxL)
Oh get jabbed, get jabbed
Get jabbed into your two different arms
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 09:12 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Verne Lundquist and Gary Danielson were always my pick for top announce team.
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 09:12 PM (u+Y3T)
the thing with having an entirely new population of virtuous POC's whose ancestors never sinned nor knew war is they can, from their mountain top aeries where they meditate on virtue and pronouns, judge the conduct of our forefathers.
most libs from America 1.0 had grandparents in the war and knew they'd not be here if it weren't for the nukes. Dipthey Sanjay the blue checkmark NYT racist doesn't have that burden and, being free from sin, is able to say that we should've probably all died in a fire.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (ZZK0E)
Feminism 1981: Women can do everything just as well as a man
Feminism 2021: The best woman is often a man.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (ESjRY)
Henry Higgins: Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (YFAIE)
I'm still confused at how a leather clad hair rocker only needed a few decades to go completely postmenopausal.
See also Tyler, S. and McCartney, P.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Oldcat
Those bombs we dropped on Dresden were love bombs of mutual racial respect.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: rhomboid
I heard an argument once about 'we should have given the Japanese a warning' regarding the Atomic Bombs. The opposing party said:
"We did - Hiroshima."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:14 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: "Rear" Admiral "Rachel" Levine at December 29, 2021 09:14 PM (W66RU)
Where is the dogs mask???
It's indefensible!!! He's killing grandma dogs! Stay safe. Woof.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens
Grandma got run over by a Booji Boy.
Posted by: DEVO at December 29, 2021 09:14 PM (63Dwl)
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The way the data is presented, it's not clear if "on a ventilator" automatically means "due solely to COVID."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (8AONa)
Peak clown world.
A man is now the official "highest-winning 'woman'" on Jeopardy.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:08 PM (kMSCM)
What is a Xher ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Tim Riggins
"Yeah, but ... Bret Favre! Near...far.... Bret Favre!"
Madden really loved that guy. Madden was a hoot on TV, but yeah, he was not the greatest TV football analyst. But I have a hard time actually thinking of one of those guys that are. Maybe Gary Danielson, who does SEC football games on TV. He is actually pretty good.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (tjZg/)
Tony Romo on CBS is very good. (It pains me to admit that, being a Total Hater of All Things Dallas Cowboys.)
I believe Romo's work has forced Troy Aikman on Fox to up his game. Aikman had been getting lazy about explaining details of why a play worked or not.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (V36eK)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (VnkJq)
the thing with having an entirely new population of virtuous POC's whose ancestors never sinned nor knew war is they can, from their mountain top aeries where they meditate on virtue and pronouns, judge the conduct of our forefathers.
most libs from America 1.0 had grandparents in the war and knew they'd not be here if it weren't for the nukes. Dipthey Sanjay the blue checkmark NYT racist doesn't have that burden and, being free from sin, is able to say that we should've probably all died in a fire.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (ZZK0E)
Wokeness doesn't come from POCs any more than the Social Gospel did.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (z5Vrg)
I'm sorry, your gender must be in the form of a question...
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:16 PM (W66RU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 09:09 PM (sWM8x)
What's the time left?
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 09:17 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:17 PM (eA1RV)
Pretty basic facts. Yet there exists an audience so stupid that equally stupid race-baiting ignoramuses pretend to believe that Germany wouldn't have been a target.
Though the dynamics of the war and the difference between target countries woulda made German target selection for the nukes a bit more challenging. Decapitation definitely a consideration, but most cities already leveled. Hiroshima was deliberately spared so as to make for a more dramatic impact, but by August '45 also had a significant military value as HQ for defense of Kyushu.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:17 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:18 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 29, 2021 09:18 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:15 PM (5HBd1)
I think MacArthur suppressed some of that. The Japs were unbelievably evil in their research protocols!
shorturl.at/ilxB5
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:16 PM (W66RU)
Totally stealing that.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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akkkshually, it's the foundational principle of the modern woke.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)
I doubt the Dakotas are ever calm in the winter for long.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Rinkling at December 29, 2021 08:59 PM (MKRdU)
Glow little glow worm glimmer glimmer
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (6R0HD)
Romo has surprised me. He is actually very good.
All these guys know the game but he does an excellent job breaking it down and he is uncanny calling plays before they happen sometimes.
Nobody did more to popularize the game with the masses than Madden. He was fun and never himself too seriously. He obviously knew the game very well. He had a fantastic winning percentage and won a Super Bowl and you don't do that by chance in the NFL.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (ZLI7S)
That thing you read on the thing makes you expert in things.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:20 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:16 PM (W66RU)
No L, G, B or T.
Just Q.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:20 PM (6FeV1)
The guy was finagling Miller for like 15 straight minutes. Trying to get him to say something - anything - nice about Madden. Finally he just said it straight: "Please say something nice about him." Miller replied "He played far enough outside the rules that it was always a challenge to coach around that."
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:20 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Never fails. The mandatory obligatory "Gerbil Worming's Gonna Kill Us All" scare is in the link. Glaciers are rivers of ice; they are never static. They move slowly, but move, they do, be the weather cold or hot. Sooner or later, ancient ice melts, and whatever is in it gets released.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 09:20 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (5HBd1)
Exposure time to the conditions determines frostbite risk. It takes longer to be frostbitten at -20F in still air than at -20F with a 15 mph breeze. In Sioux Falls, SD one winter way back when, I remember the TV stations broadcasting 30 second frostbite warnings due to the windchill. Meaning that bare skin in the wind would get frostbitten within 30 seconds.
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (AMIL/)
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I mischaracterized the video to a degree. It's actually about what Japan was prepared to do to resist an invasion. It wouldn't have been pretty. For the Japanese.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (VnkJq)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:22 PM (ZZK0E)
>Gruden was unavailable for comment because he was rolling around in his millions.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2021 09:22 PM (r0ADi)
Posted by: whig at December 29, 2021 09:22 PM (9hXN1)
In the end the emperor, his key adviser, and a few members of the Big Six who had come in after Saipan (with explicit instruction from the throne to find a way to end the war) - all of them long in favor of ending the war - were able to seize on the nukes as a rationale for surrender. So technically the nukes didn't "work", in their intended sense of shock - but they served for the purpose and all ended well.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (OTzUX)
>>Thomas Bender it's not ridiculous to imagine that immune response induced by a vaccine is sufficient to moderate symptoms yet not effective enough to prevent infection or mild/asymptomatic infection.
I didn't say it was outside the realm of possibility but that a through explanation of the mechanism of action was required.
There has never been a general understanding that vaccines do anything other than inoculate and immunize one from disease.
I've taken every standard vaccine except the flu vaccine that have been developed and been proven to be effective over the decades they have been administered.
I've never taken the flu vaccine because..
A. I've had the flu perhaps 5 times in the last twenty years, perhaps 10 times in my entire life.
B. I don't believe the flu vaccine has any efficacy.
C. I don't fear getting sick.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (v+ImO)
Posted by: rhomboid
I heard an argument once about 'we should have given the Japanese a warning' regarding the Atomic Bombs. The opposing party said:
"We did - Hiroshima."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:14 PM (mD/uy)
I believe we did give the Japanese a bit of a warning pre-Hiroshima about how we would use a very destructive weapon if they didn't give in. They didn't bite.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (eA1RV)
Growing up, there was a WWII Pac vet in my neighborhood that had survived the Bataan Death March, he was treated with the utmost respect by everyone in that neighborhood!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:13 PM (5HBd1)
I suspect that there are more people in Portland watching that weather site than in N. Dakota.
You can go to where the news is, or you can report about things where your audience is.
"rain in Portland" v "wind in Bismarck"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (6FeV1)
He'd tell you that Nuking them was far too kind."
After reading Laura Hillenbrand's book about Louis Zamperini and the Japanese
POW camps ("Unbroken"), I would have to agree.
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (njExo)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (6R0HD)
Yeah...I'm tired of it too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (EFVbm)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (eoQWY)
Are you calling us touchy, asshole?
Posted by: The Dakotas at December 29, 2021 09:24 PM (P3gRi)
agh, rinkling left I guess.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:22 PM (ZZK0E)
It's raykon. Maybe he farted his last puff of dust. One can hope.
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:24 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:24 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (7KGDX)
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I was gonna go insurrectioning, then I got high. Or I took an arrow to the knee. I forget which.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:24 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:10 PM (AMIL/)
I doubt the Dakotas are ever calm in the winter for long.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:19 PM (eoQWY)
A 15 mph wind gives a much higher wind chill temp than a 5 mph breeze. It's not a linear function. It's sort of an expo-denshul thing. (wink)
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:25 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (7KGDX)
Please take mine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2021 09:25 PM (EFVbm)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:26 PM (5HBd1)
POW camps ("Unbroken"), I would have to agree.
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 09:23 PM (njExo)
Sadly, those were the nice camps. And of course they had tons of atrocities against everyone that never made it that far.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:26 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 09:26 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 09:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 09:21 PM (7KGDX)
Please take mine!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 29, 2021 09:25 PM (EFVbm)
You need a PT Cruiser to pull that off. Do you have one? If not we can get you one for cheap.
Posted by: Top Men and Whammen from the Eff.Bee.EYE at December 29, 2021 09:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:28 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
-come on, little guy, you can do it.
can we help him out? I mean, we can do better than that, right?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:29 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:29 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:28 PM (hOUT3)
What color represents "mouthbreathing in earnest"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:30 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at December 29, 2021 09:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:29 PM (ZZK0E)
Yes, he seems so close to success...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:30 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Truly a blessing to converse with a fellow authentic Patriot. Tell me, have you any word of the new spring khaki collections?
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:31 PM (8u/ei)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:30 PM (hQ23g)
"Vile". Not file.
"Rank and Vile".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:31 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:30 PM (6FeV1)
I believe it is puce!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:32 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 29, 2021 09:32 PM (YglAn)
Very true. I also recollect reading about the horrors perpetrated by the Japanese in Nanking. When man completely yields to evil, he doesn't become an animal, he becomes something utterly diabolical.
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 09:33 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:31 PM (8u/ei)
And have you seen the new issue sunglasses!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:33 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (nxdel)
do you have a plan B?
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (ZZK0E)
Add "Japan 1941" by Eri Hotta for the amazing story of how the war got started by Japan, and "Japan's Struggle To Surrender" (forget author) about the palace and the Big Six in August 1945 to round things out. "Japan's Longest Day" (a group effort, Japanese side) about August 14-15 is also must-reading, on the attempted coup etc.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:25 PM (AMIL/)
I went to the coldest game in NFL history - the freezer bowl in Cincy in 1982 -50 some wind chill. In boy scouts we camped out in negative 20 temps so we had to put our juice cans in the fire to thaw them. I know the facts, but my beef with wind chill and the even more ludicrous heat index stuff is that it cheapens real temperatures. 0 degrees with no wind is one thing, but -15 for reaszies is far worse than -15 wind chill by the chart. And all of them ignore the sun, which is a huge help. At that game in the third quarter, the sun put us in shadow and we were suffering very much more. We could feel head sucking out through our feet through the boots into the concrete, so we held one up alternately.
The drive for all of these is to have big and loud numbers for ratings and to scare people. Minus 10 should be scary enough, but if you think 25 with a breeze is no big deal the real cold will hit you like a brick.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice
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Here's hoping the case goes to a long and embarrassing-for-the FIB trial.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 29, 2021 09:35 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:35 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 09:33 PM (njExo)
Most of the world's cultures have never exactly placed a high premium on human life or dignity.... Japan has always just been one of those cultures that turned dehumanizing one's enemies into an art form.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:35 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 29, 2021 09:32 PM (YglAn)
Thank goodness we are effectively ruled by impartial courts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:35 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:24 PM (5HBd1)
Salem Hospital (Salem Oregon) was using Remdesevir 4 months ago, and a friend's husband was scheduled to go on a vent if he didn't get better in November - he got better and got home.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2021 09:36 PM (ZMraq)
>>America in the current configuration could not fight WW II, much less win it. Sad, and infuriating.
To be fair, culturally and politically, we stopped having the ability to win major conflicts in the 50's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (v+ImO)
The windchill warning is for -50 > *IMPACTS...The dangerously cold wind chills could cause
frostbite on exposed skin in as little as 10 minutes.
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (sOete)
Personally, it was so cute "like tell us more about what life is like where they have that there lectricity! and Gosh, you see movies in buildings?"
of course, now those city trolls are busy packing to live anywhere else to avoid the orcs they helped manifest. But still. It was fun.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Yudhishtira's Dice at December 29, 2021 09:38 PM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 09:38 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
You captured the situation perfectly. We can't even keep ships safe in harbor much less at sea!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 29, 2021 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
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.... but don't put de lime in de coconut .....
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 09:38 PM (qfLjt)
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And I can understand why. We'd been bombing them at will for quite a while by then, with bombers that were flying too high for their own fighters to reach. We'd been conducting firebombing raids that were so destructive that we'd had to intentionally avoid bombing certain cities just so that we'd still have targets for when the atomic bombs were ready. What was just another destructive weapon?
The fact of the matter was that the country should have surrendered months earlier. The atomic bombs didn't really change much in the overall calculus. Tthe real importance of the bombs, imo, was that their appearance served to get the Japanese leadership to admit something that had been apparent for some time - namely, that further struggle served no useful purpose for the Japanese nation.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022
Bad news, Bob's a damn liar.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (4thlk)
To be fair, culturally and politically, we stopped having the ability to win major conflicts in the 50's.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (v+ImO)
Entropy marches on.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (KAi1n)
Lived in Minot for 4 years. I hated every minute.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: klaftern at December 29, 2021 09:40 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (sOete)
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Put another log on the fire, brew some tea and don't go outside.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 09:40 PM (7cJE3)
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The snail darters will be so happy!
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:40 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM (OTzUX)
I'm actually playing a computer wargame of the Pacific War, every day a turn, every ship, plane, named captains of ships and pilots of planes. The wily Japanese AI keeps raiding Midway every three weeks or so but is a bit behind in closing out the Dutch East Indies in mid April.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:40 PM (eoQWY)
She was the color of the indian summer.
Posted by: davidt at December 29, 2021 09:40 PM (RF+3N)
It will be interesting to see how the feds...take care of this situation.
I vaguely recall having read a story many years ago of a prison commandant somewhere in South America who, growing bored with citing extrajudicial killings on death certificates as "shot while trying to escape", one day cynically wrote down "poisoned while trying to escape".
Posted by: Paco at December 29, 2021 09:40 PM (njExo)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/494155/
Via...oh, right.
It's amusing.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (OTzUX)
There's no need to put her away for 1400 years. There could be more trials coming. (hopefully not a year after the arrest).
Posted by: t-bird at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (lDew/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (sOete)
Pee in 90 seconds or less.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 09:42 PM (v+ImO)
Which I never understood. Can wind blow in a straight line? Shouldn't it be curvy lined winds?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:42 PM (4fSQf)
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Is that like a sucking of vice-presidents?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 09:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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We may as well take the blue pill and end it all.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 09:43 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Mookie at December 29, 2021 09:43 PM (u+Y3T)
Which I never understood. Can wind blow in a straight line? Shouldn't it be curvy lined winds?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:42 PM (4fSQf)
I think that refers to if you drop something light, it goes off in a line sideways rather than drop downward
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:43 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:37 PM (sOete)
Pee in 90 seconds or less.
Posted by: Count de Monet
The biggest problem there is to get 3 inches of johnson out of 6 inches of clothing.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (mD/uy)
Yet they are going after the pimp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (4fSQf)
Last night the power was out for 4 hours.
Good news, summer is only 5 months away.
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (sOete)
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:39 PM (PTw5h)
Yeah, it was basically a checkmate move. They could no longer delude themselves into thinking they could out-die the Americans.
Posted by: CppThis at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (UewuT)
Only if it lasts over four hours.
Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 09:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 29, 2021 09:42 PM (v+ImO)
You shouldn't speak so cavalierly about a woman who has just passed away in two weeks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:45 PM (6FeV1)
Fake "endangered" polar bears are back!
TV ads with video of polar bears standing on an ice floe are now back on television. "Ice is melting at an alarming rate," the tv ad says.
Those poor polar bears!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:45 PM (kMSCM)
Pee in 90 seconds or less.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
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Stream starts freezing before it hits the ground
Closer and closer comes the stalagmite.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (4fSQf)
Last night the power was out for 4 hours.
Good news, summer is only 5 months away.
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (sOete)
Yes growing up in the Midwest i remember breaking out the big heavy coats when it hit 50 or so in the fall. Then in the spring when it got to 50 you'd be outside in shorts and sweating.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (eoQWY)
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It would have seen the fulfillment of Admiral Halsey's statement upon entering Pearl Harbor after the Japanese attack. "When this war is over, Japanese will only be spoken in Hell."
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Gref at December 29, 2021 09:25 PM (AMIL/)
No, heat transfer does not increase exponentially with velocity. In fact it generally will increase at less than linear. Its more related to demensionless Reynolds number which makes sense because it's relating momentum/energy transfer to shear layer behavior. Reynolds number varies linearly with velocity.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (6R0HD)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
they'd just bust through the dam the way they make them here.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (eoQWY)
The nukes *were* just bombs, and the "shock" value on Japanese leadership is not apparent from any accounts of what went on.
But there's no evidence the nukings changed the calculations of either the War Party or the Peace Party (to crudely apply some simplified terms).
The War Party wasn't crazy or suicidal, actually, just miscalculating. They were holding out for a conditional surrender, not no surrender. And the Peace Party had long wanted to end the war - final govt. was appointed with this instruction from the throne, after Saipan's fall doomed Tojo.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (OTzUX)
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That would have required us to reroute funds that were earmarked to support undocumented visitors. What kind of monster are you?
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (PTw5h)
Not only is the ice Not Melting.
Not only are the polar bears not dying off into extinction - they are thriving.
But "melting ice caps" could only only be an Improvement for polar bears!
It means more water! More access to fish! More fish!
Polar bears would have more food and live longer! They'd be happier!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (kMSCM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (4fSQf)
Fuck off, would ya? You're spooking the seals!
Posted by: The polar bear at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (mPyRa
You made all that up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (7KGDX)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM
No problem for Navy guys, who are used to handling big hawsers.
Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (a3Q+t)
If you gave a polar bear the choice to live in the north pole or Alaska or even southern Canada, what do you think the polar bear would choose?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (kMSCM)
Was at the 1981 AFC Div playoff game. Browns v. Raiders. The infamous Red Right 88. Four degrees at kickoff. Have no idea what the wind chill was but it was the coldest I've ever been.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
Fake "endangered" polar bears are back!
TV ads with video of polar bears standing on an ice floe are now back on television. "Ice is melting at an alarming rate," the tv ad says.
Those poor polar bears!
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 29, 2021 09:45 PM (kMSCM)
Well Sooth, truth be known there was probably a couple hundred thousand stupid people didn't see it first 2 or 4 times around.
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 09:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 29, 2021 09:46 PM (5HBd1)
it has been a little wet, so no wildfires set by the Power Company out here this year so far.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The polar bear at December 29, 2021 09:47 PM (6FeV1
You can't spook a seal. They are trained too well.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:49 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales
Den - ver.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:50 PM (mD/uy)
OldCat
That describes us. The first sunny day, even before the small patches of snow have melted, I have my chair outside enjoying the rays.
Posted by: old chick at December 29, 2021 09:50 PM (sOete)
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My understanding is that the A-bombs directly led to the Emperor's announcement to his cabinet. So evidently they changed something, even if it was only to provide political cover for something the Emperor had already wanted to do.
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:50 PM (PTw5h)
Posted by: Tattoo at December 29, 2021 09:51 PM (mdjgu)
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right, apparently p-bears live on ice floes, not the continental land mass
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:51 PM (ZZK0E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:51 PM (eA1RV)
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In Korea I had a friend from Montana. He wore shorts and a t-shirt through an entire winter.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 29, 2021 09:52 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: klaftern at December 29, 2021 09:52 PM (taPSh)
Posted by: Eromero at December 29, 2021 09:34 PM
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We don't really see the problem here.
Posted by: China, Iran, and Russia at December 29, 2021 09:52 PM (0WTxL)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
I got the tickets from a guy down the street who bought them and didnt want to go. I think the air temp was -10 high, dropping in late afternoon and the wind was high. Frozen ice mist from the river made a cloud bank 40 foot high and more.
There was a field goal try by the San Diego team in the game and it looked like he tried to kick a concrete block - I doubt it went up 20 foot in the air.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:53 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 29, 2021 09:51 PM (eA1RV)
I thought that said "tasty".... i imagine it tastes halfway between groundhog and salmon, with a hint of rancid vegetable oil. Just a guess.
Posted by: The polar bear at December 29, 2021 09:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:53 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Sandy at December 29, 2021 09:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (6FeV1)
Holy shit. I was at that game too! My dad was scared I was getting frostbite on my feet, which I think I was. Coldest I've been in my life.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
Posted by: davidt at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (RF+3N)
Posted by: junior at December 29, 2021 09:50 PM (PTw5h)
I think it gave the Emperor enough moxie to force the war party to give way and let the surrender happen.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (eoQWY)
Talked with a Charger whose shoe caught on fire when he was holding his toes up one of the gas heaters on the sidelines. Funny story.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (OTzUX)
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They don't know how to calculate it.
It used to be called the Wind Chill Factor, it was developed by/for the military to determine when they needed to protect exposed equipment.
It didn't work.
Now, the TV weatherman refers to it as the Feels Like temperature.
Posted by: Braenyard - e0dough at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (7cJE3)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 29, 2021 09:44 PM (mD/uy)
My back is sore, my head aches, my throat is scratchy, I'm hacking up a lung while sneezing my brains out and I get dizzy when I stand up so when you make me laugh so much I nearly piss myself you're not freakin' helping.
Posted by: Robert, Death or a Good Woman will solve this at December 29, 2021 09:56 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:48 PM (4fSQf)
I'm an engineer. Everything I say is made up empirical crap. What I get paid for is making the made up empirical crap actually work. But I'll fully cop to being full of shit on most days.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2021 09:56 PM (mPyRa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (4fSQf)
we had newspaper for the concrete to stand on and it still pulled heat out of the feet. The freezer campout I was on might have been a tad colder but there was not much wind.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 09:56 PM (eoQWY)
Biden administration has new COVID testing mandate.
Both the anal swab and the nasal swab must be used for all tests. Using one swab. In that order.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm not kidding... c'mon, maaan at December 29, 2021 09:56 PM (tcU3L)
And while it's not absolutely certain, it's pretty clear the momentous imperial conference in the bomb shelter of the Gobunko was a set-up by the peace faction, working with the emperor and his adviser Kido. The Bix Six (war cabinet) were deadlocked, 3-3, on accepting the Potsdam Declaration. Then the PM made the highly unusual move of asking the sovereign to break the tie, in effect.
I was only asserting that the bombs did not in fact have the "shock" effect that was very much part of the US plan and objective in using them. It doesn't appear they did.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 29, 2021 09:51 PM (ZZK0E)
Well, when the #1 item on your diet is seals, you wanna hang where they do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2021 09:59 PM (P3gRi)
Talked with a Charger whose shoe caught on fire when he was holding his toes up one of the gas heaters on the sidelines. Funny story.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 29, 2021 09:54 PM (OTzUX)
Well they didn't have the best record in the AFC, so the game was in Ohio. And a very atypical Ohio winter at that.
There was a saying then that the two best offenses in the league was San Diego and who they were playing that week. They overcompensated on one aspect of the game and that cost them when it wasn't clicking. A year or so later the Bengals beat them by a similar score with a 105 yard INT for a touchdown. Usually a team needs better balance
Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2021 10:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
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Yes but only 115-130 volts.
Wasn't it Edison who wanted DC for general use?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 10:23 PM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/YmZayk
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 10:35 PM (qfLjt)
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Symphonic metal rocks .......
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (qfLjt)
So far it is a bad fever cold. But youngest got over it in a day sleeping it off. Older is lingering a bit. 2 oldest and hub don't have it, yet. Waiting for the hammer to fall.
Posted by: Sassy -on vacay at December 29, 2021 10:40 PM (X1vxx)
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
Might lead to a fracas.
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Did you mean she has a fracas?
Is that the same as a big ass?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 29, 2021 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
Did he knicknack a paddywhack?
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No but he used to bribe the guard dogs with ham bones.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 12:44 AM (qfLjt)
Pee in 90 seconds or less.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 29, 2021 09:41 PM (4I/2K)
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Stream starts freezing before it hits the ground
Closer and closer comes the stalagmite.
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stalagmite. Is that where Bob Crane and Schultz were confined?
Posted by: Ciampino at December 30, 2021 12:49 AM (qfLjt)
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