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Monday Mid-Day Art Thread
-Louise Elisabeth Vigee Le Brun
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 09:31 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at January 03, 2022 09:31 AM (e7CRo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2022 09:31 AM (yrol0)
Because there can be sour or Fat Blob on ottoman
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2022 09:31 AM (my9nQ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:32 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 03, 2022 09:32 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 03, 2022 09:32 AM (w9H27)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Almost side boob
Kinda side boob
A little side boob
Side boob
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2022 09:32 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Karen at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:32 AM (njfCw)
How do you know she didn't?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
One quick note: A tourniquet is not terribly effective at stopping hemorrhage from a head wound.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tuna at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 09:34 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:34 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: huerfano at January 03, 2022 09:34 AM (MzKgG)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 03, 2022 09:34 AM (WFMLs)
Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (AwYPR)
Life is a toga party.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Vigee Le Brun created a name for herself in society by serving as the portrait painter to Marie Antoinette.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2022 09:35 AM (45fpk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:35 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
Shouldn't you be looking for an honest man instead?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (bKdTl)
One quick note: A tourniquet is not terribly effective at stopping hemorrhage from a head wound.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:33 AM (m45I2)
To properly be effective, the tourniquet would need to be applied around the neck to restrict flow, which, in turn, is counterproductive.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soiled-it Green at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (WFMLs)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:37 AM (njfCw)
Who names their kid Vigee ?
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (arJlL)
What's your problem?
Posted by: La'Quande Jackson at January 03, 2022 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
Shouldn't you be looking for an honest man instead?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:35 AM (m45I2)
That is a Sisyphean task in 2022!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (DU+/6)
-Louise Elisabeth Vigee Le Brun
What is this, French?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Roseanne Roseannadanna at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Diogenes
*******
Shouldn't you be looking for an honest man instead?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:35 AM (m45I2
***
Meh. The wind blew out the candle.
But honestly, I'm looking for coffee even as I write this.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 09:39 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2022 09:39 AM (QU5/8)
I'll probably be wrong but I have a feeling it's early 19th Century and not late 18th.
Off to DDG!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 09:39 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (k49Sx)
You know the rules. If it's good, it's a man in drag doing it.
Posted by: 2022 at January 03, 2022 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:39 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2022 09:40 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 03, 2022 09:39 AM (QU5/
++++
Chalkboard. The original title was "Distracted from lessons by my sister."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 09:40 AM (DU+/6)
-Louise Elisabeth Vigee Le Brun
She has more names than "Douglass, Oliver Wendell Douglass !"
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 09:40 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at January 03, 2022 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 09:40 AM (eGTCV)
Vigeegan.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Eno's parents were either evil or insane. Or, both.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:42 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:42 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 09:44 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:42 AM (k49Sx)
Her husband's name is also hyphenated.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2022 09:44 AM (45fpk)
Her husband's name is also hyphenated.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2022 09:44 AM (45fpk)
Self-mutilation.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (4VXah)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:38 AM (k49Sx)
An interesting take on the artist
I have never realized CBD was a chauvinist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (my9nQ)
Inna Gadda Vigee Da, Baby
Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:46 AM (m45I2)
-Louise Elisabeth Vigee Le Brun
She has more names than "Douglass, Oliver Wendell Douglass !"
'Honey I love you but give me Park Avenue!'
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2022 09:46 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2022 09:46 AM (4VXah)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Briefs at January 03, 2022 09:46 AM (E5x93)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (4VXah)
Comments do seem a bit...restrained.
Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2022 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Briefs at January 03, 2022 09:46 AM (E5x93)
Depends.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at January 03, 2022 09:47 AM (wyw4S)
Posted by: fluffy
Well, we COULDA seen some boobage if that kid wasn't in the way !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:47 AM (arJlL)
Elisabeth Louise Vigee Le Brun was one of the foremost portraitists in Europe at the end of the eighteenth century and during the first three decades of the nineteenth. [...]
Her early success attracted the attention of the foremost dealer in Paris, Jean Baptiste Pierre Le Brun (1748-1813), whom she married in 1776. He readily lent her paintings from his stock so that she could copy them. In 1780 the artist gave birth to her only child, a girl christened Jeanne Julie Louise (1780-1819), upon whom she doted and whose likeness she was to draw and paint frequently, either alone or in her mother's embrace. [...]
Vigee Le Brun fled France in October 1789, and she returned in 1802. During that time, she traveled and worked in the courts of Italy (1789-1792), Austria (1792-1795), Russia (1795-1801), and Germany (1801), where she was hailed for her talent, treated like a prima donna, and earned a considerable fortune. Except for a sojourn in England (1803-1805) and short trips to Switzerland (1807-180
, her days of wandering had virtually come to an end.Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 09:47 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
So, the hyphen means no Boom-Boom for YOU !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:48 AM (arJlL)
I wasn't suggesting at all her was a chauvinist. He's featured women artists before. He's featured Gentileschi (sp) who lived in the 1600's. It's just that for long there were many, many fewer women artists and in modern times, IMO, there are some really bad ones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:48 AM (k49Sx)
"Madame Vigée-Lebrun never wearied of putting her smiling maternity on her canvases." - Simone de Beauvoir, asshole lover of Sartre.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 09:48 AM (hAXqz)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2022 09:46 AM (4VXah)
No as I find photos without the photographers name
And I don't use pics which to my knowledge are copyrighted
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2022 09:49 AM (my9nQ)
Deaths of those between 18-65.
Also increase of disability claims.
Some wide cast emails from pandemic writer/bloggers looking for insurance workers to help them document it.
Posted by: jakee308 at January 03, 2022 09:49 AM (DqrLy)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 03, 2022 09:49 AM (E5x93)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 09:49 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (my9nQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (hjmFF)
I wasn't suggesting at all her was a chauvinist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:48 AM (k49Sx)
Her?!? I thought CBD was in the hospital due to Covid?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Sorta like every mom whose kid came up and hugged her in the hopes that it would help avoid trouble when the misdeeds were confessed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 09:51 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 03, 2022 09:51 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Van Morrison at January 03, 2022 09:52 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2022 09:52 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
LOL. O.k. That was a very clever take on my typo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:52 AM (k49Sx)
Her last name means "the brown".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (UuD2k)
__________
Great-great-great grandmother of LeBrun James.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 09:52 AM (hAXqz)
1808 ) curse!!Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 09:52 AM (UHVv4)
*******
Righty tighty, Lefty Lucie
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 09:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022
***
In the first Ellery Queen novel, The Roman Hat Mystery, several (fictional) brands of top hats figure in the murder case. One is Browne Bros., and the other is . . . LeBrun. No indication in the text that they are related brands.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 09:53 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2022 09:53 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM
Qu'est-ce que le brun peut faire pour vous
Posted by: UPS - France at January 03, 2022 09:53 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:54 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 03, 2022 09:54 AM (WFMLs)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami
Naw, he dropped the banhammer on his toe.
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (UuD2k)
"The Red" (Chevelle) > "the brown"
https://youtu.be/hW5FNhWEgPY
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 09:54 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2022 09:55 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2022 09:56 AM (taPSh)
https://www.tvo.org/programs/
the-story-of-women-and-art
I hope the video clips aren't limited to Canadian ISP addresses.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 09:57 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 09:57 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2022 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2022 09:57 AM (NpAcC)
Toga! Toga!
Posted by: Zombie John Belushi at January 03, 2022 09:58 AM (mZUr4)
"The Red" (Chevelle) > "the brown"
https://youtu.be/hW5FNhWEgPY
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 09:54 AM (mZUr4)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 03, 2022 09:59 AM (40q1c)
I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mack is back in town
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:00 AM (m45I2)
'TOGA! TOGA! tOGA!'
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2022 10:00 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:01 AM (k49Sx)
I said Jenny Diver, whoa, Sukey Tawdry
Look out to Miss Lotte Lenya and old Lucy Brown
Yes, that line forms on the right, babe
Now that Mack is back in town
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:00 AM (m45I2)
Now I'm craving a Big Mac. It's Mac Tonight!
https://youtu.be/0c4_b5PHWg8
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:02 AM (mZUr4)
https://youtu.be/hW5FNhWEgPY
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 09:54 AM (mZUr4)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
There's a hidden track on one of Chevelle's albums called "in debt to the earth" that I could be easily convinced is my favorite song of theirs
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:02 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JTB at January 03, 2022 10:03 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM (UuD2k)
_________
Great-great-great grandmother of LeBrun James.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 09:52 AM (hAXqz)
I bet she read the first page of EVERY Victor Hugo novel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:03 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: klaftern at January 03, 2022 10:03 AM (taPSh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)
There's a hidden track on one of Chevelle's albums called "in debt to the earth" that I could be easily convinced is my favorite song of theirs
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:02 AM (6FeV1)
*Begins search*
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 09:50 AM
Her decendents later immigrated to USA and ended up in Chicago.
And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Posted by: Jim Croce at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (axyOa)
It's actually a three-quarters view that makes it look even more a touching family moment.
https://tinyurl.com/3wu3vbrw
I wonder what the purpose of the classical garb is?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (UHVv4)
I bet she read the first page of EVERY Victor Hugo novel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:03 AM (6FeV1)
I'd rather read Chavez the Hugo.
He had a way with words like no other.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:02 AM
*Begins search*
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7_a49hnsIY
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:05 AM (Do5/p)
It's actually a three-quarters view that makes it look even more a touching family moment.
https://tinyurl.com/3wu3vbrw
I wonder what the purpose of the classical garb is?
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (UHVv4)
Does this painting make my butt look big?
- Her
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:05 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: fluffy at January 03, 2022 09:45 AM (4VXah)
Comments do seem a bit...restrained.
Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2022 09:47 AM (AwYPR)
*******
I thought about making my usual comment about the ladies enjoying my Helicopter dance.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 03, 2022 10:05 AM (E5x93)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 03, 2022 09:51 AM (2NHgQ)
Maybe at the time painting a woman with an open mouth was pretty much openly declaring she was... "of ill repute", let's say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:06 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (arJlL)
Her first name was Elisabeth.
By the way, while she looks just okay in this one, look up the self-portrait she made back in the 1780s. Dang.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 03, 2022 10:06 AM (Vgw1E)
He had a way with words like no other.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
More of a poet than a novelist, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:07 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:02 AM (6FeV1)
Appears to be a digital bonus track from the Vena Sera album. Was not familiar with that song. Thanks for sharing!!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:07 AM (mZUr4)
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Posted by: Jim Croce
Badder than old King Kong
meaner than a junkyard dong
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:08 AM (arJlL)
that said, it is not terrible
would hang, maybe in an anteroom or coach house
perhaps in the servants' quarters
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:08 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:07 AM (mZUr4)
I once did a "dude and a guitar" version of that at an open mic. It went over fairly well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:09 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 09:36 AM (arJlL)
Never saw Star Trek The Motion Picture? Its Veeger......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at January 03, 2022 10:09 AM (UUgDW)
It's a reference to Mack The Knife.
Posted by: IIRC at January 03, 2022 10:09 AM (jYQlA)
that said, it is not terrible
would hang, maybe in an anteroom or coach house
perhaps in the servants' quarters
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:08 AM (geLO
One of the lesser chapel narthexes.
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2022 10:10 AM (0OP+5)
After lying in his own state-as well as DC-couldn't he lie in state in his own state?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:10 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2022 10:10 AM (0OP+5)
I saw the Lesser Chapel Narthexes open for the Stone Temple Pilots in '93 at the TLA.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:11 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:09 AM (6FeV1)
Nice!
Not sure of you've seen this. Pretty good audience recording of a full Chevelle show from Sep 2021 - small venue just outside of DC. I was at this show -- they were awesome!
https://youtu.be/8rPO50bz9f0
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:11 AM (mZUr4)
*******
She was on taupe of the world!
-----------------------------------------
It's like being beaten with a brown synonym stick!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 10:11 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:10 AM (k49Sx)
Spicy Fen is the Fennest Fen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:12 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:11 AM (mZUr4)
And lo an and behold, Waraiotoko has found his "cleaning up the kitchen" music for the day.
Cheers Doof
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: andycanuck
******
Subtle. Took me a couple of beats. Well played young man!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (m45I2)
@TPostMillennial
People are beaten with batons and attacked by police dogs at a protest against COVID restrictions in Amsterdam.
-
Let's go to the video!
https://bit.ly/3qHGwTa
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (FVME7)
I'm guessing the longer of the two lines are for those who want to piss on his casket?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (jYQlA)
bury the bastard already
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (geLO8)
And lo an and behold, Waraiotoko has found his "cleaning up the kitchen" music for the day.
Cheers Doof
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (6FeV1)
He sent that to me awhile back. It's pretty impressive how much noise they can make as a 3 piece.
Good stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Wow. This morning. It was one of those mornings in which I am approximately one cup of coffee short of the cognitive ability required to make coffee. Somehow I bootstrapped a few cups and I'm just sitting still drinking poorly made coffee, toast that fell butter down, and trying not to cause any more mostly localized calamities.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (C38z1)
*******
She was on taupe of the world!
Well, she'd had a good night's umber.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (K2SnJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:05 AM (m45I2)
++++
And from that vantage point, all she saw was fifty shades of beige.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (DU+/6)
bury the bastard already
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (geLO8
Won't he interfere with the McCain funeral?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Please review the internet advice about getting along during Thanksgiving Dinner.
Posted by: Raspail at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (Men5k)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2022 10:15 AM (owl8j)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2022 10:15 AM (owl8j)
Don't sock the regulars, Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:15 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2022 10:15 AM (owl8j)
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Long live the new flesh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:16 AM (LvTSG)
Just like Officer Sicknick.
Posted by: Raspail at January 03, 2022 10:16 AM (Men5k)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM
I thought that was on pause until after the Floyd funeral and the parading of his casket all over the world.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:16 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2022 10:16 AM (ishwI)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 03, 2022 10:16 AM (2NHgQ)
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Posted by: Jim Croce
Reference to Corn Pop?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 10:17 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:10 AM (k49Sx)
Spicy Fen is the Fennest Fen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Yep !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:11 AM (mZUr4)
And lo an and behold, Waraiotoko has found his "cleaning up the kitchen" music for the day.
Cheers Doof
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 03, 2022 10:13 AM (6FeV1)
Enjoy it!!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:17 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2022 10:15 AM (owl8j)
++++
Hey, me too!
Posted by: Soap at January 03, 2022 10:17 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2022 10:17 AM (ishwI)
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 03, 2022 10:18 AM (jYQlA)
Depends on the intention.
Posted by: Raspail at January 03, 2022 10:18 AM (Men5k)
Posted by: I Mean at January 03, 2022 10:18 AM (HjO3A)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Seems appropriate. He lied in Congress for years.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (m45I2)
Good stuff.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Always gotta point out being first, don't you?? LOL
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Just Wondering
Its a Cannibal Bob recipe
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (arJlL)
Always gotta point out being first, don't you?? LOL
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (mZUr4)
LMFAO.
It's in my nature.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:05 AM (m45I2)
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And from that vantage point, all she saw was fifty shades of beige.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:14 AM (DU+/6)days
***
Yet heavy is the head that wears the brown.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
******
Ecru, Brute?!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (m45I2)
"Daughter Jeanne Visits Her Mother, Titianne, the Goddess of Resplendent Headbands and Queen of All Giraffes in Bedlam, 1876."
Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (5NkmN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:32 AM (njfCw)
Says a guy named GUY! LOL Looks like you didn't get to choose yours either!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (hlxe7)
*******
Seems appropriate. He lied in Congress for years.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (m45I2)
Will ANY republican have the balls to stay away from the viewing as he was an evil, lying piece of shit that did nothing but destruction of America with his corruption and graft.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
*******
Seems appropriate. He lied in Congress for years.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 10:19 AM (m45I2)
***
Hopefully several hundred memes will the interwebs with exactly that message.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:21 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:22 AM (geLO8)
It was short for Vigeena
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 09:37 AM (njfCw)
Oh, here we go again with gender picking! Vigeena sounds an awful lot like you know what!
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at January 03, 2022 10:22 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Bill CLinton at January 03, 2022 10:22 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: squid_hunt at January 03, 2022 10:22 AM (7MBHe)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (axyOa)
++++
A taupe toupee? How outre!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:22 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Just Wondering at January 03, 2022 10:18 AM
I've got one.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at January 03, 2022 10:23 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 10:23 AM (C38z1)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 10:23 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 10:23 AM (eGTCV)
++++
Mitt will require no bullying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM (CQOoU)
My wife is off to see her friend, likely for the last time. Michelle is lying in hospice riddled with cancer and blood clots. She's not all that coherent and doesn't have long to go.
The wife will be on the road for over 8 hours today in the round trip and it will be a very long day for her. Please pray for her strength to make it through this difficult time and pray for Michelle and her family.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 10:23 AM (eGTCV)
++++
Mitt will require no bullying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM (DU+/6)
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Been practicing his speech about Reid's greatness for months, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (LvTSG)
Maybe it'll help. This cat is sleeping a lot, eating, using the litter box; and not much else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: JROD at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (c39d7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: IP at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (ishwI)
There's a tweeker on the boat this morning.
It's too early for this shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
??! You have my attention Nurse.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2022 10:25 AM (mD/uy)
Global totalitarianism requires this to be censored, and the clips will disappear. See this while you can.
https://tinyurl.com/yr9avbxw
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2022 10:26 AM (hjmFF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:26 AM (c6xtn)
Done!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:27 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 10:27 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2022 10:27 AM (mD/uy)
They were Ween'd on the Brown.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:27 AM (WZtCO)
at_bennyjohnson
A little Freudian slip by Fauci: "We had a collaboration with some Chinese Commu- uh ..Chinese Scientists"
9:52 AM - Jan 3, 2022 - https://bit.ly/3eJj8iH
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:27 AM (Do5/p)
A little Freudian slip by Fauci: "We had a collaboration with some Chinese Commu- uh ..Chinese Scientists"
9:52 AM - Jan 3, 2022 - https://bit.ly/3eJj8iH
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:27 AM (Do5/p)
That's just the evil right wingers trying to brainwash him. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2022 10:28 AM (0zAXc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2022 10:28 AM (hQ23g)
There's a tweeker on the boat this morning.
It's too early for this shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Stay safe, Nurse !
Remember the Moops !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:29 AM (arJlL)
Washington was the last Politician worthy of laying in State.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (yVPHG)
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Sponge
Prayers man. And yes, fuck cancer.
Too many, too soon.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (uXonU)
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It sure is long but well worth the time. Also, worth viewing is the video he was kicked off twitter for ... about the test method and data manipulation. It will curl your hair!!
Posted by: Haywood at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (dG/j1)
There's a tweeker on the boat this morning.
It's too early for this shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM
Joe Fox: Tweaking? A project that needs "tweaking"?
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: T-w-e-a-k-i-n-g.
Kathleen Kelly: -i-n-g. That's what he said.
Joe Fox: I think he's married. Married, three kids.
Posted by: You've Got Mail at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (Do5/p)
My wife is off to see her friend, likely for the last time. Michelle is lying in hospice riddled with cancer and blood clots. She's not all that coherent and doesn't have long to go.
The wife will be on the road for over 8 hours today in the round trip and it will be a very long day for her. Please pray for her strength to make it through this difficult time and pray for Michelle and her family.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami
Okay
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM (UuD2k)
Read it.
Learn it.
Live it.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 03, 2022 10:33 AM (rzi9I)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
Godspeed.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say."
And then the world is more curious about just what the elites are afraid of.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:33 AM (Do5/p)
I could use a baguette and maybe some camembert!
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:33 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 10:33 AM (bkUtD)
Kathleen Kelly: Yes.
Joe Fox: T-w-e-a-k-i-n-g.
Kathleen Kelly: -i-n-g. That's what he said.
Joe Fox: I think he's married. Married, three kids.
Posted by: You've Got Mail at January 03, 2022
***
One of my favorite movies, both it and the first version, The Shop Around the Corner w/ Jimmy Stewart.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:34 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 10:34 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Gigi
Godspeed.
Posted by: Sponge
Amen. And stop lurking and start posting.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:34 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2022 10:34 AM (1KD/n)
https://bit.ly/3HMczbJ
-
Well, it's a camel getting his nose under the tent thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
Serendipity can be pretty serendipitous some times.
Good luck on the Chinese Lung AIDS checkpoint.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 10:35 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Synova at January 03, 2022 10:36 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2022 10:34 AM (1KD/n)
My problem is not baby face, it is baby voice- especially for the dudes out there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM (c6xtn)
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Iris at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM (DibdT)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
_________
Lurk less, comment more. They put up with me, so you know the standards are low.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM (hAXqz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
In the spirit of January 6, they likely want to posthumously award him for all of those things.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
Ya know, a nice beaujolais wouldn't go amiss when you get back. Just sayin'
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:33 AM (WZtCO)
Earl Camembert was more credible than anyone on CNN.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV)
https://bit.ly/3HMczbJ
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Well, it's a camel getting his nose under the tent thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 10:35 AM (FVME7)
Stay Safe!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (C38z1)
They should run that Mr Clean Bitch.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM
I had a similar experience here a while back. Only instead of Paris, it was Michigan. Instead of the Lourve, it was my living room. And instead of a painting on art thread it was a recipe for teriyaki chicken on the morning rant. So I guess not really similar at all.
Anyway... safe travels and good luck on the test.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (Do5/p)
https://bit.ly/3HMczbJ
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Well, it's a camel getting his nose under the tent thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022
***
If he looked like a tapir or an anteater, maybe his wearing a mask would be a blessing for the rest of us.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (k49Sx)
My wife is off to see her friend, likely for the last time. Michelle is lying in hospice riddled with cancer and blood clots. She's not all that coherent and doesn't have long to go.
The wife will be on the road for over 8 hours today in the round trip and it will be a very long day for her. Please pray for her strength to make it through this difficult time and pray for Michelle and her family.
Fuck cancer.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Prayers up for all
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022
***
"Third base" is a good nickname for my cat Chekov.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM (hQ23g)
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I've gone from thinking Biden runs again in 2024 to desperately hoping he does.
Any primary challenge against Biden, especially from the left, is going to gain far more traction than the pathetic attempts against Trump in 2020. Biden is significantly less popular than Trump was, and the far left is never happy. They wouldn't win, the institutional resistance would be too large, but we'd get months of the far left calling Biden a befuddled idiot that will penetrate a lot of minds and lessen any enthusiasm for him come the general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
I call Dibs on Ass Cancer!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (WZtCO)
The first alpaca President!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (UuD2k)
Prayers up for wife of Sponge and for Michelle to be cradled in God's comforting hands.
Posted by: PaleRider at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (1KD/n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:40 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:41 AM (UuD2k)
Of course, Sponge. That sounds very hard.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:41 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:41 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (eGTCV),
But damn that kid could run! Best of the Oilers.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:42 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
De-lurking is one of the best risk/reward things we have! Travel safe, and comment moar!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:42 AM (mZUr4)
Anyway... safe travels and good luck on the test.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:42 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 10:43 AM (Vxu+H)
Turkey's yearly inflation hits a 19-year high of 36.8% in December.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 10:43 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:43 AM (WZtCO)
You are ass cancer, dick lick.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 10:43 AM (Vxu+H)
Oooh. I like the cut of your jib. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: Don LeMon at January 03, 2022 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
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After Thanksgiving?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 03, 2022 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
But damn that kid could run! Best of the Oilers.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:42 AM (axyOa)
__________
When asked about Earl getting up so slowly, Bum Phillips said he went down slowly too.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:44 AM (hAXqz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2022 10:37 AM
They are already lining her up to run for Senate to replace Gillibrand.
https://bit.ly/3eOo5qt
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:44 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 10:44 AM (k49Sx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (c6xtn)
A friend of mine had this fat cat that laid around all day. Its nickname was Sand Bag. I still laugh at that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 10:38 AM (Vxu+H)
3rd base?? You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/H8z_nR0cOOU
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (C38z1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (hAXqz)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper
You are ass cancer, dick lick.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 10:43 AM (Vxu+H)
Sounds like something I would say. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (c6xtn)
Interesting. My buddy in college dated a girl with the same nickname.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT
We got nothing here, and I'd really like some snow to keep the thugs inside.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (hAXqz)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
A cat will take a shot with less drama then a pill. I don't get it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (hAXqz)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:44 AM
Read that as going down slowly on Busy Phillips. I need to get my head out of the gutter and get back to working-from-home...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 03, 2022 10:48 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
"Wife's cat"?? I sense an imbalance in the amount of love you and Mrs Sponge have for said critter
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:48 AM (mZUr4)
A cat will take a shot with less drama then a pill. I don't get it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (UuD2k)
We're using a liquid drip. Five drops. Can't make em fast enough to not piss him off. I guess it doesn't taste all that good either.......
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (C38z1)
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People have been predicting the end of Joe Biden so long that it's just a meme to me.
Remember when people were predicting that he would shit his pants on stage at the first Democratic primary debate? I do. And here he is.
He'll run again, and he'll live to 2035.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Sub q, yeah. They don't really feel it? Intramuscular? I'd rather try to pill one.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:49 AM (uXonU)
"Wife's cat"?? I sense an imbalance in the amount of love you and Mrs Sponge have for said critter
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:48 AM (mZUr4)
Correct. Not only do I dislike cats, I'm allergic to them.
Wife and kid love em, so I'm screwed.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:30 AM
++++
I put it like this on the Morning Report:
1. Determine who you are not allowed to question.
2. Determine who you are not allowed to lampoon.
3. Determine who is silenced.
Anyone in either or both of groups one and two is an enemy. Anyone in group three might - though also might not - be an ally. There is at least an open question with regard to group three. There is no question about the first two.
This also works in the opposite direction. Which platforms are entirely captive to those first two, and actively engaging in the third? You can probably write them off entirely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:50 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (4I/2K)
We have the foresight to make sure all the Hounds of Soyara are good about taking medicine, getting groomed, being bathed and so on. Still, there's nothing we can do about grinding their toenails. It's a sighthound thing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (hAXqz)
Absolutely correct. The steal will be bigger and better in 2024, and possibly in 2022.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Sponge
5 drops into a 1cc syringe with no needle.
Then shoot the five drops.
"Drops" are an actual pharmacological measurement.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
and a wounded and angry democrat party screams out one word - HILLARY!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (trdmm)
https://youtu.be/H8z_nR0cOOU
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:45 AM (mZUr4)
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I am not certain, but I am pretty sure that video made an appearance on "Beavis and Butt-head"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (UuD2k)
Babies are crazy strong when you have to give them something. You want to see the sheer destructive force of a fully operational and online baby? Try to give one eyedrops. I learned the best technique is to wrap them up like a burrito. I think a cat burrito would work well too for cat medicine.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 10:52 AM (C38z1)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 03, 2022 10:53 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
A cat will take a shot with less drama then a pill. I don't get it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 03, 2022 10:47 AM (UuD2k)
Well cats didn't evolve a fear of shots. They did probably evolve not eating strange things.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 03, 2022 10:53 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (trdmm)
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I do look forward to the think pieces in September of 2024 that somehow get past the editors of The New York Times about how political fraught it would be to replace the sitting president and Democratic nominee for someone else after the primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
I think the biggest crime is people on the right who believe it was MAGA who "broke" into the capitol.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (bKdTl)
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Do we know for a fact that he did not shit his pants?
I'm going to assume he did.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at January 03, 2022 10:04 AM (FVME7)
Heh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (P3gRi)
Wife and kid love em, so I'm screwed.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Doof family: "Sorry kids, even though you and I love them, Mom is allergic so we can't have a doggeh."
Sponge family: "Dad is not a cat fan and is allergic -- but eff that guy, we're getting a kitteh!!"
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (mZUr4)
The 'ettes were chatting last night about cowboy boots and some of them looked pretty nice, but pricy. (The boots I mean). This morning my FB is cluttered with ads for cowboy boots.
Im thinking Bob from NSA has some s'plainin to do.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Remember when people were predicting that he would shit his pants on stage at the first Democratic primary debate? I do. And here he is.
He'll run again, and he'll live to 2035.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
TJM, you're far too young to be so cynical...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 03, 2022 10:55 AM (BgMrQ)
Doof family: "Sorry kids, even though you and I love them, Mom is allergic so we can't have a doggeh."
Sponge family: "Dad is not a cat fan and is allergic -- but eff that guy, we're getting a kitteh!!"
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (mZUr4)
Yep.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Only fags wear heals.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:55 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 10:44 AM
at camp Houston would have the players run a mile to check their general conditioning. Earl couldn't do a mile. (his knees were already starting to wear out) The assistant told Bum "Earl couldn't make the mile, what are you gonna do?" And Bum said "well when it's third and a mile, I won't give it to him."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (trdmm)
silly autocorrect
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (WZtCO)
Only fags wear heals.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:55 AM (WZtCO)
Not Crocs, tho, right?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (yrol0)
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And with just that one ordinance, crime in the Windy City plummeted by 75%.
Thanks, Beetlejuice!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
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So they have to ask first? Isn't this what every restaurant does?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 10:52 AM (C38z1)
But be sure to check under your pillow that night.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Funny how the J6 clowns never subpoenaed the guy who kept telling people to storm the Capitol. Probably an FBI plant, and no one wants to talk to him.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Javems at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (nLUlH)
Crocs might be manlier than Cowboy Boots.
Seriously. Cowboys are homos.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (vuisn)
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Was she a big TOS Star Trek fan??
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 10:51 AM (DU+/6)
I think you are correct. I have a few VHS tapes of B&B recorded from MTV. They have the music video portions -- AND the banned episodes (such as the one where they were inhaling stove gas at Stewart's house). Good stuff!!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 03, 2022 10:56 AM (yrol0)
Because THAT'S a problem Chitcago has......
Fuck that city too. You people PUT UP WITH THIS by electing them.
Eat your self-made shit sandwich, douchebags.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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Do we know for a fact that he did not shit his pants?
I'm going to assume he did.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (sX1BW)
He shit his pants at the Vatican. Thats worth something.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 03, 2022 10:53 AM (dfRN6)
Golfclap
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:58 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at
we have standards?
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:58 AM (geLO8)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
What a wonderful coincidence!
*scans the Interpol database and checks for any emails between Gigi and MisHum
Posted by: NSA Bob at January 03, 2022 10:59 AM (WFMLs)
Also, in Widsor Palace...
or at least somewhere on Royal property.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:59 AM (WZtCO)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Saw Randy White at a Ford dealership in the early 90's. He was so stove up he could barely walk.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:59 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: JT
We got nothing here, and I'd really like some snow to keep the thugs inside.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
According to our CRACK local weather reporters, YOU guys were supposed to get the snow and not us !
Happy New Year to you and yourn, Wyatt !
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 10:59 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (mZUr4)
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Hmmm. You don't happen to own any VHS dubbing or digitization equipment do you?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 11:00 AM (DU+/6)
Thanks; We went out to dinner last night. Prices have really gone up since Pandemania. At a nice restaurant we paid 200.00-not including tip for one appetizer, a shared meal between my husband and myself, a seafood tower-which is about three levels of different types of seafood- for the young man's dinner, as well as three alcoholic drinks, two desserts and three coffees. We had a lovely time, though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2022 11:00 AM (k49Sx)
Saw Randy White at a Ford dealership in the early 90's. He was so stove up he could barely walk.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at January 03, 2022 10:59 AM (uXonU)
I saw him blow his nose across the StarsClub one time. Lost all respect for the disgusting prick after that.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2022 10:58 AM (geLO
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Ugh. Please let's not have another one of those "is zero a number" debates...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 11:00 AM (DU+/6)
https://youtu.be/H8z_nR0cOOU
Posted by: Doof
Per Wikipedia...One member of the group known as Pete Nice , real name Pete Nash, quit the music business and devoted his time to baseball history. He owned a memorabilia shop in Cooperstown, New York. In 2003, he published his first book, Baseball Legends of Brooklyn's Green-Wood Cemetery, under his real name. He has also been working to secure some property for an official grave site of Negro league players
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 11:01 AM (Vxu+H)
Also, in Widsor Palace...
or at least somewhere on Royal property.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:59 AM (WZtCO)
yeah at this point we're at the stage where the waiting is all about when he throws it at people like a zoo ape.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 11:01 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (2OCXI)
Heck, I'm old enough to remember all the predictions that Hillary was going to "stroke out" or "shart her pants" in each debate.
At least in her case she did kinda something-out on 9/11 but that wasn't a debate or even a speech.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 11:01 AM (Vxu+H)
It's the LEAST he can do after making money culturally appropriating rap music like that.
- Shawn King
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Happy New Year to you and yourn, Wyatt !
Posted by: JT
Thanks. Mrs. Earp made me take down our inflatable Christmas pig because of all the snow we haven't received. I love that pig.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (VWp7G)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 10:55 AM (WZtCO)
REAL ALPHA men wear negative heel.
Posted by: Jack Murphy, Earthshoe shill at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (dNqv+)
Could be so much hotter, though.
Posted by: Jake Tapper's Producer at January 03, 2022 11:03 AM (WZtCO)
At least in her case she did kinda something-out on 9/11 but that wasn't a debate or even a speech.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (njfCw)
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If the happening is to have political effect, it has to happen on video. Like Hillary collapsing, which most likely did have an effect.
Giggling rumors out of the Vatican simply don't carry the same storytelling power and weight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 11:03 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2022 11:03 AM (WZtCO)
I have the B&B dvds. Don't know if they were edited .
Posted by: Just a side note at January 03, 2022 11:04 AM (mmU7u)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 11:02 AM (njfCw)
https://___ur.com/maXsLqM
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
When you're giving a cat his eye ointment
Be prepared for a great disappointment
Since your arms he will shred
You had best plan ahead
With a pre-scheduled doctor's appointment!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 11:05 AM (m45I2)
Wife and kid love em, so I'm screwed.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Doof family: "Sorry kids, even though you and I love them, Mom is allergic so we can't have a doggeh."
Sponge family: "Dad is not a cat fan and is allergic -- but eff that guy, we're getting a kitteh!!"
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:54 AM (mZUr4)
They have cat food now made from eggs that are laid by a genetically modified chicken that somewhat blocks the enzyme cats produce that gives people allergies. You might try that. It could help with the allergies and also probably give you super mutant chicken powers. I have bad cat allergies and I've wondered how well it works.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 03, 2022 11:05 AM (C38z1)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at January 03, 2022 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
I guess she and no one else had a problem with her spreading her dangerous influenza. My how times have changed.
Posted by: Just a side note at January 03, 2022 11:07 AM (mmU7u)
Ray Epps. What happened to the pipe bomber?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2022 11:08 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Gigi at January 03, 2022 10:32 AM (JlJ6s)
Try and hit the Musee d'Orsay if you have time. Some wonderful stuff there and it is a manageable size.
Posted by: Javems at January 03, 2022 11:08 AM (nLUlH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 11:10 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 11:10 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2022 11:10 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2022 11:10 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 10:57 AM (mZUr4)
Several years ago, there was a multi-DVD torrent available referred to as the "King Turd Collection" containing every single B&B episode--with music videos included--assembled from various sources. I don't generally sail the high seas these days so I don't know if it's still being seeded. I did make backups onto my NAS as DVD-Rs can fail.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 03, 2022 11:11 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 11:11 AM (bKdTl)
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I have no plans to go there.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at January 03, 2022 11:11 AM (sX1BW)
I thought Putin was going to put the kibosh in that?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 03, 2022 11:12 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 11:12 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 11:13 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2022 11:13 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 11:14 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 11:14 AM (bKdTl)
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I know.
I comment here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Searching with John Ford at January 03, 2022 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
******
I think you may have answered your own question.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2022 11:15 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 11:16 AM (KZzsI)
Her Majesty is having bacon and poached eggs on toast. Delilah is watching with laser-like focus.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 03, 2022 11:17 AM (hAXqz)
Still cracks me up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 11:18 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: JT at January 03, 2022 11:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
Down the memory hole.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 03, 2022 11:19 AM (bkUtD)
Philip Melanchthon Wegmann @PhilipWegmann; 15h
Just now @whca announces that, after an emergency board meeting, they unanimously voted to "temporarily" reduce the White House briefing room to just 14 seats in response to omicron.
Kelly Jane Torrance @KJTorrance; 11h
Journalists vote to have fewer journalists questioning the Biden administration.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 11:19 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2022 11:00 AM (DU+/6)
I actually do have digitizing equipment. I see an email address in your nic. Will be in touch!
Posted by: Doof at January 03, 2022 11:20 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2022 11:20 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2022 11:20 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 03, 2022 11:14 AM (bKdTl)
Well then, my work here is done. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2022 11:20 AM (VwHCD)
Still cracks me up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 03, 2022 11:18 AM (njfCw)
I like when they laugh at Judge who kept saying Libyans .
Posted by: Just a side note at January 03, 2022 11:21 AM (mmU7u)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at January 03, 2022 11:19 AM (UHVv4)
How can they go fewer than zero?
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