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Night Before The Night Before Christmas ONT
...and I said “I don't care, there's no way all those Siberians in the orchestra are trans”.
Oh! Hi Horde. Didn't see you there. Two days to Christmas, who's ready for an ONT?
Christmas Cheer
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) December 24, 2021
Maybe Only Of Interest To Marylanders Phillips Crab House Closes in Ocean City After 66 Years Phillips wasn't the only crab house in OC, and it certainly wasn't the best place to eat crabs, but it was the most iconic, and it was pretty hard to resist dropping in for a meal when you're downy oshun. Say, I wonder if I can get them to re-open in Galveston?
A Smart Military Blog
Biden Bans Conservatives and Christians from the Military We're not qute there yet, but this is exactly how they will do it. Greenfield is spot on in his analysis of the endgame here.
The purge goes even further, reaching out to punish anyone who engages “in electronic and cyber activities regarding extremist activities, or groups that support extremist activities – including posting, liking, sharing, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing content”. A service member who “likes” a Facebook post from a conservative group is now an “active participant” in “extremist activities”.
You might claim that the article is making pie-in-the-sky projections based upon a paranoid mindset, but I ask anyone who hasn't been under a rock for the past century if this is not exactly how the left always advances its agenda. You're a fool if you don't see where this is going.
Question Of The Day I've been listening to Christmas music for the past few weeks. I enjoy it as part of the ritual of getting into the spirit of the season. I'm sure many of y'all have been doing the same. However, no matter how much you like Christmas music, there's always that one song. You know the one I mean, that damned song. That one Christmas song that you absolutely hate. Now, I'm not very hard on Christmas music. I actually like The Little Drummer Boy, and can abide Dominic The Donkey, at least the first 3-4 times I hear it. The Red Shoes is putrid, but it usually gets a eye roll and station change rather than something more drastic. But there's one song, one damned song that I hate more than all the others. Listening to Scandinavian death metal puts me in more of a Christmas mood than this song. Marshmallow World Ugh! I'm in a bad mood just from typing it. So, what's yours?
Heroes Aren't Born, They Are Made In The Moment Teenager jumps from McDonald's drive-thru window to save choking customer
Good for her, she kept her head and saved a life. It's kind of weird that the police gave her a hundred bucks, but she deserves it.
Musical Interlude Ave Maria sung in a stairwell sends shivers
DEAR AMERICAN PEOPLE, DEAR FRIENDS, for two years now, a global coup has been carried out all over the world, planned for some time by an elite group of conspirators enslaved to the interests of international high finance. This coup was made possible by an emergency pandemic that is based on the premise of a virus that has a mortality rate almost analogous to that of any other seasonal flu virus, on the delegitimization and prohibition of effective treatments, and on the distribution of an experimental gene serum which is obviously ineffective, and which also clearly carries with it the danger of serious and even lethal side effects. We all know how much the mainstream media has contributed to supporting the insane pandemic narrative, the interests that are at stake, and the goals of these groups of power: reducing the world population, making those who survive chronically ill, and imposing forms of control that violate the fundamental rights and natural liberties of citizens. And yet, two years after this grotesque farce started, which has claimed more victims than a war and destroyed the social fabric, national economies, and the very foundations of the rule of law, nothing has changed in the policies of Nations and their response to the so-called pandemic.I don't know a thing about Archbishop Vigano, and the source is GP, but it's an interesting letter.
A Leftist Becomes Disillusioned
The Turn I don't know if I'd have any common ground with this guy on policy, I suspect not. Even leftists who are disillusioned with this particular iteration of leftist government often can't get away from the idea that “some other” all controlling entity would be a good thing that would lead us all to Utopia, but I suspect that we could have an honest conversation about it. And that's a start. And hey, some times hardcore leftists do come to realize the eror of their ways and embrace the light, see Sowell, Thomas.
Related: What's Happening
Now, as any good cult does, these Communists have an eschatology, or end-times mythology. This mythology is based in alchemy, and the belief that just as there is a seed of gold under the nugget of lead there is, too, a perfect world under the bad one. They believe that by stripping away the bad world that they will reveal this utopia. They, being structural determinists (believing people do not have agency or free will, but are simply products of their culture), believe that by tearing down the pillars of society (believing they are a dam holding back utopia) they will collapse the bad world into the good one. All of the destruction you now see, and cannot comprehend, is being done on purpose. It is an attempt to end the (bad) world.Related, Part II: NYT wonders: Say, why aren't deep-blue states progressive Utopias? Like Father, Like Son
However, before they can truly end the (bad) world they need to awaken a revolutionary critical consciousness in enough people. It was Marcuse who came to believe – after the western Marxist revolutions failed – that the development of the “middle class” after the industrial revolution caused too many people to become too contented with their lives to be revolutionaries. He, as part of writing this grand plan, made quite clear that the masses must be made miserable to make revolution preferable to continuing on with their nine-to-fives. This is the heart of it. This is a tough pill to swallow. Take a look at all that is wrong now. They are hurting people on purpose.
This is so great. For all the dads out there, they really always are watching us. pic.twitter.com/QSsIK8T0iJ
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) December 22, 2021
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Dressed in holiday style
In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Children laughing, people passing
Meeting smile after smile
And on every street corner you hear...
Admit your white guilt, cracker!
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Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 10:11 PM (II3Gr)
Eh.. I actually like most Christmas songs, it's the rendition by any given artist that makes me want to shoot myself in the face. First one that comes to mind is Jackson Five, Santa Clause is Coming to Town. Geez Louise, Michael Jacksons voice in that makes me want to scream. Or murder someone. Maybe both.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:11 PM (nxdel)
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 10:13 PM (BFigT)
Hey there Weird Dave! We used to go to Phillips every time we visited OC when I was a kid. When I got older, I learned that Waterman's over the US50 bridge was a MUCH better place for crabs. Also Gunnings. And the Mug and Mallet on the boardwalk.
Now I want Crabs for Christmas...
https://youtu.be/9GFrZwJ5k8Q
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:09 PM (VxC1e)
Woof! Since it is almost Christmas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: Sandy at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (VxC1e)
As Iowahawk put it, if you make $70 million a year, the best state to live in is California. If you make $70,000 a year, the best state to live in is Texas.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
And one for the locals here, which thankfully I haven't heard in a few years: Christmas Eeeeeeeeeve in Washingtononononon.
Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (gjH3l)
Posted by: Conor at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 10:13 PM (BFigT)
Phillips crab cakes were very average. Definitely make your own. With jumbo lump crabmeat and Old Bay.
I actually have 2 recipes from Old Bay. They changed the one on the can several years ago. Fortunately, I still have the original recipe, which is superior.
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:17 PM (M3Z2J)
2) Tiger and Charlie Woods made for a memorable weekend of viewing. Say what you want about Tiger's extracurriculars, but it's readily apparent that he loves his kids and they love him.
Actually, watching that parent/child tournament allowed us to see the human side of the pro's, and I smiled the whole time.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Pays to keep the Emergency Bourbon Reserve close at hand!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (gjH3l)
Reeks of fake!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks for that, Weird Dave, you made my night!
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (JrN/x)
Mariah Carey sucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: bluebell at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (wyw4S)
I actually haven't heard it played in my area for a few years now. Don't miss it. However, they still keep playing that Happy Christmas/War is Over non Christmas song.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (mZUr4)
In Rock Hall, MD...?
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (II3Gr)
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I like "I Can't Decide (Whether You Should Live Or Die)". It's not technically a Christmas song but it puts me in a holiday spirit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
Doof, seriously, if it is not already in the TDG, please forward it to Bluebell!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (zNYTq)
Gotcha covered. https://pappascrabcakes.com/
Posted by: Weirddave at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (w2GLL)
Pixy's thread is where the real weird is.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Pays to keep the Emergency Bourbon Reserve close at hand!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
On it, brother.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)
And the stuff I can stand is either religious or on the "No, that is too vulgar or cynical to play even in Hot Topic" side of things.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (CX3cf)
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: mot at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (FmeBQ)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (zNYTq)
I admit it, I am a failed Texan because I loathe his music.
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM
Quick! Someone put the kettle on, and I'll call the waaaaahmbulance!
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Q7786)
I've been listening to:
Robert Shaw's many Christmas albums
Handel's Messiah
And a lovely album of Christmas carols performed by Karla Bonoff
Singing my fool head off at home, and in the car!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (EZebt)
The anime/manga perv-hypnosis is strong there.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:21 PM (M3Z2J)
Now I want Crabs for Christmas...
https://youtu.be/9GFrZwJ5k8Q
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (mZUr4)
Want to know a good place to go for crabs?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 23, 2021 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:14 PM (mZUr4)
In Rock Hall, MD...?
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (M3Z2J)
Not quite that far! Over in West Ocean City
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:21 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 10:21 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (zNYTq)
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Yep. By the joke I figured she had to get a bra but it took me a minute to find it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (VxC1e)
I must be slipping
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:08 PM (79Lou)
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как жалко
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (NM8ko)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 23, 2021 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
LOL
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (mZUr4)
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Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (II3Gr)
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I like "I Can't Decide (Whether You Should Live Or Die)". It's not technically a Christmas song but it puts me in a holiday spirit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:18 PM (VxC1e)
They made a South Park themed Christmas album. The Merry F'n Christmas song is fantastic.
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (Q7786)
I admit it, I am a failed Texan because I loathe his music.
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (JrN/x)
A buddy of mine went to a George Strait show and was bored out of his mind.
"fooker sat on a stool and did his songs. Hell, I could hear the same thing at home. For free."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
https://youtube.com/playlist?
list=PLikNHjJ_cxzB_97bUpsWTlYn4YRY-lFRm
Posted by: Half Dozen at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (w2GLL)
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (Q7786)
Hey.
If you were using it, it would not of even picked up on the misspelling of ambulance.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:24 PM (axyOa)
Rump a plump bun
Rump a plump bun
Rump a plump bun
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
Along with "No Math" , you can add the above song to the prohibited at the HQ!!!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:24 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:16 PM (mZUr4)
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Dungeness Crabcakes for New Year's Eve
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 23, 2021 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:24 PM (4I/2K)
*faints and falls on floor not understanding how you cannot like George Strait*
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
And while Phillips was fairly standard quality... it was the experience that really mattered.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (u+Y3T)
Tonight was SIL and Grandson the Elder. Only half an hour searching for a stocking-stuffer level gift for SIL that Mrs misplaced. Turned out, she didn't misplace it. She mis-tagged it for GStE. Heh. Had a joyous evening. GStE is 11 now and not as cuddly as when he was much younger and Mrs IMG misses that. She grudgingly admits he's now (well, 90%) in the hands of the men folk now.
Tomorrow is with her sister and my BIL. So, I have a grocer run at dawn scheduled.
Christmas is with Son and his Lady. He's smoking cornish game hens and I am smoking a leg of lamb. He's 45 min away, so I'll finish it there. The ladies are handling the sides.
Next week, taking my Mom out for a nice dinner (before Mrs IMG's surgery on Thur). Next Fri is a veg out on bourbon day for me. Don't worry, I'll put her pain med doses in ziploc bags beforehand.
Merry Christmas, all you miscreants and reprobates!!!!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 23, 2021 10:23 PM (w2GLL)
Thanks, and Rt 50 gets you there. Waterman's is the only MD crab-dive by the name I've encountered.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:26 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:26 PM (JrN/x)
fa la la la la la la la la
Keep your brain from useless thinking
fa la la la la la la la la
laugh at dudes in gay apparel
fa la la la la la la la la
Fuck up posting, see the barrel
fa la la la la la la la la
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:26 PM (VwHCD)
Yeah okay, he's not Garth Brooks. He goes out and sings his songs. That's what I paid for, not to watch him dance all over the stage. George Strait is the king of country. Always will be.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:26 PM (nxdel)
'Colorado Christmas' by Steve Goodman, with accompaniment by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
https://youtu.be/DqisoTPUC0s
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 10:27 PM (R+p/Q)
fa la la la la la la la la
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:26 PM (VwHCD)
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I believe we have a winner
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:27 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:27 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
Mrs. Mahon likes George. A little too much. Prolly because he's an actual cowboy, like Chris Ledoux.
Me? Naw. Up the Irons!! \m/ \m/ metal!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:29 PM (63Dwl)
There's a lot of music you hear this time of year that has nothing to do with Christmas.
Posted by: Harvey G Hohmann at December 23, 2021 10:29 PM (y8Viz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:27 PM
Yep
Shut 'er down
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (Q7786)
Posted by: Rbastid at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (zNYTq)
I didn't even get the joke, until you mentioned bra and gloves. They just weren't that conspicuous in the picture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (P3gRi)
*faints and falls on floor not understanding how you cannot like George Strait*
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
Driving around our farm with my dad who insisted on tuning the radio to him and freaking Conway Twitty. I'm sure it was some form of child abuse but I could never convince CPS. I think they listened to those two as well.
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:24 PM (4I/2K)
Some people do not like marzipan. We call these people 'mutants.'
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (M3Z2J)
"The Gift of the Magi"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JM in Florida at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (L7jyl)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:28 PM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/3ks36n6j
Little St Nick
Lovely harmonies!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Saw George Strait in concert in tacoma a few years back. It was pretty darned good.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (qAR6u)
Ding dong ding dong..............................
Ding dong ding dong........
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2021 10:31 PM (MzKgG)
Posted by: Harvey G Hohmann at December 23, 2021 10:29 PM (y8Viz)
Favorite Things and Jingle Bells.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 10:31 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
I can do that!
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:31 PM (mZUr4)
A bunch of years ago, when the Feds mandated the analog to digital TV signal conversions, I started getting the Korean Broadcasting System station and along with it an introduction to K-Pop music.
One of the things that registered with me was that the KBS broadcasts seemed to include the word "Christmas" a lot more than out American stations.
So here's a quick dose of Happy K-Pop Christmas.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 10:31 PM (uuklp)
Grrr....
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:31 PM (Vgw1E)
Oops: Happy K-Pop Christmas music is actually here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40k0Bx5puE
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 10:15 PM (I2/tG)
That's a good way to consider it, and is also how I feel about Minnesota. Had I bought a nice house in the burbs in the 80s, and thus gotten in when the getting was good, it would have been a much more comfortable experience. As it was I was just one of the many Morlocks breaking even in Rentville despite having a theoretically high paying STEM job. But hey, the oldsters who control local and state government always get their 10% per year house value increase and that's the true meaning of life, right?
This is going to blow back on MN a lot sooner than it does CA, because at least the CA Morlocks have the nice weather. I wonder if No-Balz and co realize how much of an existential threat remote work is to their system.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (UewuT)
*faints and falls on floor not understanding how you cannot like George Strait*
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:25 PM (nxdel)
What?! Who the hell doesn't like George Strait?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
I recently did a site inspection with a guy from Texas. I tested him with a quote from "The Fireman". He passed. I was impressed - he was relatively young and probably in his teens when the song was released. King George rules in Texas.
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
OMG......Cooking channel has a series on called Back in Time for Dinner. Portraying a family that is recreating a family in Canada during WWII. With traditional family values, roles and challenges. Am kind of gobsmacked that it actually got produced!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (/UQ/R)
What?! Who the hell doesn't like George Strait?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (Vgw1E)
(raises hand awkwardly)
that would be me. reason is upthread...
(puts hand back down and tries to blend in)
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 23, 2021 10:19 PM (w2GLL)
Weirddave still knows Baltimore stuff. Pappas makes AMAZING crabcakes
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks, brimming with Christmas spirit at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (W66RU)
And he's absolutely right.
Say your prayers and keep your powder dry, friends.
Posted by: Beverly at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (Ch+tK)
And western.
I do like the Zac Brown Band, though. Wonderful musicians.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
If you're not moved to belt out a few Glorrrrorrrorrrorrria's
there's something wrong with you.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (M3Z2J)
I love marzipan, but then I like almond flavor. This time of year Aldi's has chocolate covered marzipan bars.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zombie Waylon at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (4I/2K)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (qAR6u)
Christmas come early!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (qc8IS)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:33 PM
I had to go ogle this one
Don't like
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (Q7786)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 10:22 PM (Ojki1)
I first heard "Swiss Colony Beef Log" a couple years ago driving on I-70 and thought was going to lose control of my car, I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (Vgw1E)
I'm with you. My Christmas list is very non-traditional. Lil' Jon, Clarence Carter, Run-DMC, Lemmy from Motorhead. The most "traditional" is Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) by Darlene Love, featuring Phil Spector's Wall of Sound....
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zombie Waylon at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (4I/2K)
That I will agree with. I love Bob Wills.
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:37 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:34 PM (4I/2K)
You were blessed with that event.
Please don't ever forget that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
I'm not particularly hateful about any one song.
What bugs the beejeebers out of me is when they have like a 10 song playlist or whatever and they play that same playlist
all. freeking. day.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 10:38 PM (6vGtZ)
Posted by: Zombie Waylon at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (4I/2K)
Water is wet, and the sun rises in the east.
Ahhh hahhhhh....
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:38 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:38 PM (qc8IS)
(puts hand back down and tries to blend in)
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (JrN/x)
**glares angrily**
**and possibly drunkenly**
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:38 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:39 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:39 PM (VxC1e)
this time of year
that has nothing to do
with Christmas.
There are movies you see
by the Christmas tree
that have nothing to do
with Christmas.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 10:39 PM (CX3cf)
Die Hard and Home Alone
They’ve got winter and snow
but that doesn’t make them
a goddam Christmas show.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 10:39 PM (CX3cf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL8_cfi-bCw
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 10:39 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Good, because otherwise No TxMoMe for YOU!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
I know right??
First time I saw him live and Taylor Swift was the opening act before anyone knew who she was, but my daughter did and she ran down to meet her when she found out Taylor was doing an impromtu meet and greet. She's been a fan ever since much to my chagrin.
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:40 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 10:40 PM (CX3cf)
And he's absolutely right.
Say your prayers and keep your powder dry, friends.
Posted by: Beverly at December 23, 2021 10:35 PM (Ch+tK)
****
Speaking of....scored 200 rounds of .380 for Mrs.D's stocking. First time I've seen it in the store in months.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)
George Strait -- "King of Country"
??
I know any number of Johnny Cash tunes, but a not a single George Strait number!
Some "king of country"
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (Q7786)
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Robert Shaw's many Christmas albums
---
Is there a Christmas version of "Fair Spanish Ladies"?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 23, 2021 10:42 PM (/bKbU)
Fred Lincoln Wray. If he makes the cut I'll start submitting Piedmont blues strummers as 'early country.'
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 10:42 PM (M3Z2J)
Or, maybe even more relevantly, David Horowitz.
Thanks for the ONT, wd. I couldn't help but notice your first ONT WTF is timelined 12/24... Fucking time machine masters.
And the Tiger/Charlie mannerisms comparison -- magnifico.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:42 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:43 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (vuisn)
LOL...
Touche!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Please don't ever forget that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
113. Very nice, Count
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:38 PM (qc8IS)
Thank you. 28 years ago tomorrow night. Seared into my hippocampus. It's too good a memory to keep all to myself. God is with us.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:44 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 23, 2021 10:44 PM (FfJxM)
but I like to think of them celebrating the birth of Christ with us on distant shores in Glory, and we shall see them again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2021 10:15 PM (qc8IS)
Fen, I am glad I came back to check on the last thread, That is a beautiful statement!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Okay. I don't totally hate country.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
One of my regrets is that I never saw Johnny Cash in concert.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 23, 2021 10:40 PM (nxdel)
I have my issues with Taylor Swift (she's no George Strait, obviously), but given the, ahem, """singers""" popular in the last 5-10 years, your daughter could definitely do worse.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 23, 2021 10:45 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 10:45 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:45 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
---------
With a few serious felony convictions and a stretch in the pen, you might have seen him for free.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
Not Christmas, but "Further On Up The Road"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Merry Christmas Jewels45 021 10:43
Posted by: wing at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (PlW9M)
I saw him once, in Escondido I think, toward the end of his career. Looked like a hobbit in real life. Still an amazing singer.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (CX3cf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Good, because otherwise No TxMoMe for YOU!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Uh oh. I HATE entrance exams. I like two kinds of music -- rock, and roll.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (hOUT3)
WOW!! Shivers, indeed!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)
Just scrolled back up to play it.
AWESOME!!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:48 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (F0YaR)
The committee will be reviewing your application very carefully comrade
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
I know any number of Johnny Cash tunes, but a not a single George Strait number!
Some "king of country"
Posted by: Zettai
Try:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVeDaZxAXo
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 10:49 PM (u8iy0)
And then become a big country star yourself!
Posted by: Zombie Merle Haggard! at December 23, 2021 10:50 PM (I2/tG)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2021 10:30 PM (qAR6u)
So much potentially sensitive content...
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 10:50 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 10:50 PM (CX3cf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 23, 2021 10:52 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 10:52 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 10:45 PM (VxC1e)
Johnny Cash was never convicted of any felony, and never spent time in prison except as a performer there. Just to clear things up a bit.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:52 PM (F0YaR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtVeDaZxAXo
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 10:49 PM
Sounds like every other C&W tune on the radidio
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:52 PM (WXMPP)
WOW!! Shivers, indeed!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (OssQ4)
Just scrolled back up to play it.
AWESOME!!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Ditto. Beautiful.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 10:53 PM (axyOa)
He's not saying anything than some of us daywalkers have been saying for years.
And yes, he's right.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 10:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (F0YaR)
Come then comrade, join us a we lay off their largest city and lishcen to their Rock and Roll...
Posted by: Zombie Marko Ramius at December 23, 2021 10:53 PM (BgMrQ)
And the same to you BeckChas, and when the heck are you going to get the darn cat you need!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
Gasp, shock, horror--an Aldi, that might attract lower class people, in our posh-boy district?!? But we must vote straight DFL because blah blah blah social justice, as long as those dirty proles stay inside Exclusion Zone 494 so we can jerk it to the continued existence of our kept underclass.
NIMBYs, NIMBYs everywhere. That's the truth about suburban proglib weenies, they are the ultimate NIMBY lords.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
Raimondo said Thursday on CNN's "New Day" that President Joe Biden's leadership "has overseen the greatest resurgence in an economy," adding "greater than any other president that we know of."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 10:55 PM (Lzpvj)
American Thinker had it to, and I sent that link around.
Aside from the bit about masons, I don't see much there I disagree with (and that only because I have no idea whether Soros and Gates and Fauci and their ilk are actually masons per se, but clearly that group of folks with too much wealth and influence thinking they've got a right to chart the future of humanity -and those who are happy to obey as long as someone else will make the decisions- is the basic problem we face).
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 10:55 PM (kOpft)
if that cat could talk what tales he'd tell, about Della and the Dealer and the dog as well, but the cat was cool and he never said a mumblin' word.
I liked Hoyt. heard him a lot late at night on the only radio station in town, just before they played the Star Spangled Banner and went dark.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (x8Wzq)
https://youtu.be/Sp5Nd93gQ5I
The video is pretty tasty, girl-wise....
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (F0YaR)
>>>George Strait -- "King of Country"
??
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:41 PM (Q7786)
-----------
Bob Wills is still the King.
George and Johnny will verify that.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (46KNC)
Hoyt Axton at his finest!
Posted by: Mookie at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (u+Y3T)
I'd played a C&W tune on vinyl backwards by manually turning it anti-clockwise on the turntable: The fellow got his truck back, his job back, his dog back, his wife back, and he sobered up!
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (WXMPP)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 10:47 PM (F0YaR)
The committee will be reviewing your application very carefully comrade
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
GnuBreed,
When Hrothgar and Ben Had try to hand you the entrance exam, wave it away and loudly say, "George Jones singing 'He Stopped Loving Her Today,'" and you'll be passed through the gate immediately.
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (63Dwl)
Here's the thing though. Once people figure out "remote workers" don't necessarily need to reside in the same state, it won't be too long after the employers discover "remote workers" don't even need to reside in this country. They'll outsource that shit to Phnom Penh or whereever they can pay slave wages. Again.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 10:57 PM (1XIkG)
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 10:57 PM (WXMPP)
Posted by: wing at December 23, 2021 10:57 PM (PlW9M)
Della and the Dealer and a dog named Jake, and a cat named Kalamazoo, left the city in a pickup truck, gonna make their dreams come true...
Hoyt Axton at his finest!
Posted by: Mookie
WKRP
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:57 PM (63Dwl)
When Hrothgar and Ben Had try to hand you the entrance exam, wave it away and loudly say, "George Jones singing 'He Stopped Loving Her Today,'" and you'll be passed through the gate immediately.
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (AMIL/)
I was thinking "Amarillo By Morning" seeing as we've been on a George Strait kick tonight...
Posted by: Zombie Marko Ramius at December 23, 2021 10:58 PM (BgMrQ)
They are anti-masons, these dudes are Bilderbergers they think the right size for mankind is about 5 million people and spoiler you and I are not invited.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)
it won't be too long after the employers discover "remote workers" don't even need to reside in this country.
They discovered that YEARS ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
Oh, and Marty Robbins.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (46KNC)
Who says video games aren't educational?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 11:00 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
And space aliens somewhere between what they call laughter managed to say "only a fucking retarded asshole believes that" and then a faint "fuck this place" barely audible over their star drive kicking in as they left orbit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 11:00 PM (VwHCD)
Luv ya all, and I hope the best to everyone!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 23, 2021 11:00 PM (t0714)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (46KNC)
Marty Robbins had a wonderful voice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Get fallout 4 and listen to Old World Radio Boston from the Nexus...
I hate the locale, and thing it is a rail riding mess but some of the mods are awesome.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:01 PM (Lzpvj)
I don't wanna see my Mamma cry
Please Daddy, don't get drunk this Christmas
I don't wanna see my Mamma cry...
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 11:02 PM (V13WU)
The Masons for better or worse have been allies of liberty for the most part.
The Bilderbergers are control freaks that would make the 20th century totalitarians blush.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:02 PM (Lzpvj)
And now, I'm almost eight as you can see
You came home at a quarter past eleven
Fell down underneath our Christmas treeeeee
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2021 11:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 11:02 PM (WXMPP)
Luv ya all, and I hope the best to everyone!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 23, 2021 11:00 PM (t0714)
*Forrest Gump wave*
Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 11:02 PM (x8Wzq)
She was the fastest thing around
Posted by: George J. at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM (46KNC)
(Alien chatter into translator-box) "We'd like to speak to the planet's manager."
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM (M3Z2J)
I'd have liked to have seen Doc Watson. Marty Robbins was another real good guy from what I heard and gracious to fans. When it would get towards closing time during performances he was known to jump off the stage and run around and set the clocks back an hour or so.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM (1XIkG)
Hey, um, since we're talking Christmas songs, I guess I'd plug my Christmas Show from 2016 - nothing great, but I had fun. The politically incorrect Rudolfo, The Terrible Christmas Song, and don't miss Christmas Wrap.
Linked in nic.
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM (R+p/Q)
----
They've already done a lot of that. Tier 1 tech support, for example, is usually phone support from outside the country these days. Also, given how many people in tech are green card employees brought in explicitly because they cost less than American workers, who's to say that it hasn't already happened to a certain extent?
Posted by: junior at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM (PTw5h)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUOY5EGUtnk
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 23, 2021 11:04 PM (EOMbp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
-------------------
Rex Allen, 'Streets of Laredo'.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:05 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Sure, or the Davos crowd, WEF, or any of another number of names (much like their spiritual father) they may take. I just mean that it's more important to identify the individuals involved than name the group.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 11:05 PM (kOpft)
The real source is the World Economic Forum. Davos. The same globalists who have been pushing global warming, the great reset and build back better.
This stuff has been on their website for years and now its happening. Brandon didn't just think it up.
When the people who hate you tell you over and over and over again what they want to do it's a good idea to listen.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 11:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Here's Joe Ely with the Flatlanders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxjJ37H6iR8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:05 PM (P3gRi)
Here's the thing though. Once people figure out "remote workers" don't necessarily need to reside in the same state, it won't be too long after the employers discover "remote workers" don't even need to reside in this country. They'll outsource that shit to Phnom Penh or whereever they can pay slave wages. Again.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 10:57 PM (1XIkG)
Thing is though, as you allude to they already tried that once and it was a raging disaster. Maybe management is stupid enough to do it again but it'll just end up the same way.
If companies were smart what they'd do is ask their employees to be onsite maybe one day a week so a 2-3 hour commute on the long day is viable. So, for example, a company based against all logic in the People's Republic Of Minnestoooopid could keep its office there but employees could live in the Free State Of South Dakota or the Occasionally Free State Of Wisconsin. And if Looting Day happens to fall on that onsite day, well, maybe this week's onsite system testing can wait.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 11:05 PM (UewuT)
There's a whole bunch of people working remotely, right now, thinking they got it dicked. They don't know ...
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 11:06 PM (1XIkG)
ENDORSED!
//Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pot from hell
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:06 PM (Lzpvj)
I love pop music. I love George Michael's pop music. I took my wife to see him at MSG for what turned out to be his last concert in NYC, and we both loved it, even though I had a feeling that I wouldn't be seeing him live after that night.
That said, this song, while it has an incredible hook which makes it earworm bait, just repeats the same verse over and over again, and it's not anything like a Christmas song, other than the fact that his heart was broken on Boxing Day - which isn't even Christmas. It annoys me. I hate this song. The fact that the hook stays in my head even though I hate the song makes me hate the song even more.
*end rant*
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:06 PM (mdjgu)
NIMBYs, NIMBYs everywhere. That's the truth about suburban proglib weenies, they are the ultimate NIMBY lords.
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (UewuT)
You've described my very liberal sister in law to a T, and her husband, my brother, is getting to be just as bad, a typical RINO. People like that talk a lot about social justice and identity politics. Then they, coincidentally, end up living in the whitest neighborhood they can find. Their adult son is the same way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2021 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
When Hrothgar and Ben Had try to hand you the entrance exam, wave it away and loudly say, "George Jones singing 'He Stopped Loving Her Today,'" and you'll be passed through the gate immediately.
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2021 10:56 PM (AMIL/)
Never heard it, on purpose at least. Not a very good liar either.
Still working on #2.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 11:07 PM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 11:03 PM
Talk about your 'ghey apparel'
Gaynor should have taken a bit more off!
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 11:07 PM (gg1w9)
----------------
There's skit between Marty and Merl where Merl does an impression of Marty.
Guess everyone knows Reagan pardoned Haggard.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:07 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 11:08 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 23, 2021 11:08 PM (t0714)
Listening is a good first step.
Ultimately the journey has to end with never worrying about them again.
Posted by: Methos at December 23, 2021 11:08 PM (kOpft)
... she did know, she was told ahead of time by an angel...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2021 11:09 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 11:09 PM (gjH3l)
Merry Christmas, Horde.
Posted by: Grog at December 23, 2021 11:11 PM (YFj/0)
I have a good memory, unfortunately that means things I hate there too....
REM and I have a complicated long long relationship.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
I don't think anyone added more jobs to the economy than Trump did during the depths of the government-generated C19 depression last year. At one point, IIRC, we had over 20 million unemployed, and the MFM was expecting that number to extend into November, ending Trump's reelection chances then and there. The economy added enough jobs to get us back to the unemployment level that Trump had when he took office back in 2017. That's adding jobs.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (mdjgu)
I only really remember Merle when he was a bit older and looked like he got ran over by a truck and was hung over. He looked a lot different back in the day.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (1XIkG)
On Burn's Country Music show, I was struck by Gidddens doing 'Ruby':
https://tinyurl.com/477p59zd
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (u8iy0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxjJ37H6iR8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:05 PM
Love that. I have a strange liking for Jimmy Dale Gilmore's voice.
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (MzKgG)
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Here's Joe Ely with the Flatlanders:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxjJ37H6iR8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Waylon Jennings, Lyle Lovett, Roy Orbison
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (46KNC)
Far as I am concerned, prove Jim Hoft and his crew wrong. Nowadays, that's getting harder to do.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 23, 2021 11:13 PM (ItDAh)
Or living in the least black big city in the United States!
That we decided to move here was the purest coincidence!
Black Lives Matter - but only at a safe distance!
Posted by: Portland Gentry Liberals! at December 23, 2021 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2021 11:14 PM (ybIRR)
"They did not do it right we will build back brandon"
//Brandon
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:14 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (MzKgG)
He has the "high, lonesome sound" just nailed. Owns it, he does.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:15 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:15 PM (46KNC)
... she did know, she was told ahead of time by an angel...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2021 11:09 PM (UUBmN)
lol, Mrs B came home with Carrie Underwood's christmas album today, and one of the songs was Mary did you know. As that song was playing I told her, in berserker style. "Right, because you know she had no frigging warning". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2021 11:15 PM (VwHCD)
On one of his albums, Haggard does a series of impressions of other country singers. It’s absolutely amazing.
Found it: The Fightin’ Side of Me, “Impersonation Medley”.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 23, 2021 11:16 PM (CX3cf)
When the kept right allowed idiot Alex Jones to be unpersoned they showed they were either retards or enemy moles.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:16 PM (Lzpvj)
We will also accept
https://tinyurl.com/mr2kats3
And I really should not post this on Christmas Eve Eve
But to be fair, I have been drinking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 11:17 PM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/2yn5tvw6
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 11:09 PM (gjH3l)
Dammit. I hate the latter day SNL. But that was funny as hell. Dammit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 23, 2021 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:12 PM (46KNC)
Here is a gal you may have never heard of, Toni Price. I think she is "alt-country" so does not get much airplay on commercial country radio, but she sure does nail a broken-hearted hurtin' tune. The Richest One:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0oRiEooog
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (P3gRi)
The US government probably funded gain of function research looking for maximum hollowness and maximum communicability in China that would tacitly not be controlled by US officials.
Sweet dreams.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Portland Gentry Liberals! at December 23, 2021 11:14 PM (I2/tG)
Behind the 10 foot spiked walls is pretty good too!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mark at December 23, 2021 11:20 PM (/IrDf)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 23, 2021 11:13 PM (ItDAh)
Yeah, their reporting has improved. They usually have decent backing links now. I used to shun linking them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 23, 2021 11:20 PM (F0YaR)
Just gotta love that whole swearing an oath to defend the Constitution thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:21 PM (hOUT3)
Green Henchmen,
Shoggoth in a box,
and the Necronomicon for me to read.
https://youtu.be/lqGbZ2z7T7s
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 23, 2021 11:21 PM (nRMeC)
>>To build back better, we must reinvent capitalism. Here's how
WEF website 7/13/20
https://tinyurl.com/52emya2z
You didn't. Manchin did.
But they won't stop and if you don't think this where all this socialist shit is coming from literally word for word you are mistaken.
Go read the link and tell me I'm wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 11:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CppThis at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (UewuT)
He was just ahead of the curve is all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 11:22 PM (II3Gr)
The fact that today's democrats, for selfish and vile reasons today want to hang all THEIR their shit on me and gin up hatred and division amongst Americans is completely unforgiveable.
They are completely aware of this, and simply and neatly explains why they act as they do. Just how fvcking wicked is that? They seem to figure they got it all taken care of.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 23, 2021 11:22 PM (1XIkG)
Phil Mickelson
at_PhilMickelson
Serious question since I'm not a dr. If omicron is contagious but not deadly (25,000 cases in Africa with no deaths) why try and control it? Why not let it go and let people get it and develop immunity? Especially for those who won't get vaccinated? Pls no hate, I'm just curious.
6:20 PM - Dec 23, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3yWpi8n
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:22 PM (Do5/p)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oCQOXY-FWTk
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 11:23 PM (OssQ4)
youtu.be/kWWjwHEX5_I
He loved country music. I can only take small doses anymore.
Posted by: JQ, feelin' kinda Christmassy at December 23, 2021 11:23 PM (dB4Iz)
https://wyofile.com/whistleblower [space] -list-names-wyo-gop-chair-others-as-oath-keepers/
Data appears in said article for a "hit list" of "crazed right-wing anti-government lunatics" as defined by The Southern Poverty Law Center, and comes from an outfit called DDOS. They claim acronym means Distributed Denial Of Secrets. https://ddosecrets.com/wiki/About . https://ddosecrets.com/wiki/Oath_Keepers . Wonder how many other small town papers this commie garbage appeared in. I hope this comment formats correctly.
Posted by: The Ghost of Christmas Past Gas at December 23, 2021 11:23 PM (DxQbJ)
Posted by: Betty at December 23, 2021 11:23 PM (/QabR)
Mariah Carey sucks.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus
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I know right. She tries so hard to show how talented she is an overdose every single song she sings... doesn't she realize that she would sound great without having to go over the top on everything - nope..
And I hate that Africa Christmas song.. oh boo boo already.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 23, 2021 11:24 PM (+ldAm)
You must be new here.
Posted by: The American Public Health Establishment! at December 23, 2021 11:25 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 11:25 PM (GFTkN)
@BNONews 15m
BREAKING: Ferry carrying at least 500 people catches fire in Bangladesh; many feared dead
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2021 11:25 PM (1t5dY)
...how talented she is and over does every single....
Geez
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 23, 2021 11:26 PM (+ldAm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmPrUFguQ0Y
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 11:26 PM (u8iy0)
Posted by: Diogenes
Ask Santa to bring you a crapless kindle.
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 11:28 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2021 11:25 PM (1t5dY)
Pretty much par for the course, there. They have a long history of boat wrecks. Will of Allan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:28 PM (P3gRi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0oRiEooog
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (P3gRi)
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This will play on Telephone road, it's Texas.
speaking of Telephone Rd. - Rodney Crowell
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:28 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: Betty at December 23, 2021 11:28 PM (/QabR)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
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Bless Raimondo's heart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:29 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:28 PM (P3gRi)
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Allan be praised.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:30 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:19 PM (P3gRi)
Oh yes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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You will not be alone.
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 11:31 PM (u8iy0)
There is a part of me that wants to set up a steam channel and maybe have the horde pick an MMO to play over the yule for those of us far from home.
Have a good holiday and remember we all have value.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:32 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 10:54 PM (63Dwl)
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Bless Raimondo's heart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:29 PM (VxC1e)
What was funny was that today David Frum did what he was paid to do and dutifully wrote a column repeating this mantra, virtually word for word.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (evAgx)
Most of America is, the signs are up here in some businesses but everywhere but the base the "amerlioration" is honored more in the breach.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (Lzpvj)
Where charity and love are, there God is.
The love of Christ has gathered us into one.
Let us exult, and in Him be joyful.
Let us fear and let us love the living God.
And from a sincere heart let us love each other (and Him).
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (Xrfse)
(Pauses during circumnavigation of Kaaba, nods at other hajis, begins)
"Let's go Allan!" clap clap clapclapclap. "Ler's go Allan..."
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (cTCuP)
God rest ye merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Posted by: Loki at December 23, 2021 11:34 PM (ZW1rs)
Go ogle "bangladesh ferry sinking" or some such, set the time frame for the past year, pick a month
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 11:35 PM (53kHJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 23, 2021 11:35 PM (mNhhD)
Talks about what to do to prevent getting an infectious disease. Laughs off wearing of masks.
"You ignore all the paranoid aspects and do something positive."
https://bit.ly/3Fqueox
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:35 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 11:37 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart agent of WEF at December 23, 2021 11:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2021 11:25 PM (1t5dY)
Pretty much par for the course, there. They have a long history of boat wrecks. Will of Allan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:28 PM (P3gRi)
I remember that Indonesia has a record of terrible ferry wrecks, with hundreds dead each time. 3rd world countries have no concept of basic safety practices; if a disaster like that happened here, we would examine procedures, maintenance, whatever and try to make sure it doesn't happen again. In places like Indonesia and Bangladesh, everyone just says "yeah those things sink a lot. Them's the breaks!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 11:37 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:27 PM
I just replaced mine with the new crapless one. It's the Aerosmith version: the Big Ten Inch.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 23, 2021 11:37 PM (OssQ4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX5298h5AIQ
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:38 PM (46KNC)
I'm sorry, Notorious BFD.
They don't deserve your company anyway.
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 11:38 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Zettai at December 23, 2021 11:38 PM (53kHJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:38 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2021 11:39 PM (gjH3l)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 11:37 PM (evAgx)
Coming soon, to a formerly first world country near you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:39 PM (hOUT3)
@marceelias Dec 20
My prediction for 2022: Before the midterm election, we will have a serious discussion about whether individual Republican House Members are disqualified by Section 3 of the 14th Amendment from serving in Congress.
We may even see litigation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 23, 2021 11:39 PM (1t5dY)
That is part and parcel with the perpetuation of white supremacist culture. Having strict standards that are adhered to, and vociferous oversight holds the less OCD cultures to impossible standards, luckily thanks to wave migration North America will soon be joining their Asian brethern in the true "safety culture."
//Your Kid's Guidance Counselor
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 10:59 PM (Lzpvj)
Surprise! That is probably not enough people to keep a technological society moving except on salvage.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 11:40 PM (ZMraq)
Been a long, tiring few days. I'm doing Christmas dinner, etc. I'm the only one getting ready for the holiday. Tonight I was able to take a shower at 1120pm. Good times.
Tomorrow will be just as busy.
Ho, ho, horseshit.
I'm trying horde.
Posted by: mpfs, Merry Christmas at December 23, 2021 11:40 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
You will not be alone.
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 11:31 PM (u8iy0)
The horde abides.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 11:40 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 11:37 PM (evAgx)
Do people still ride atop the train cars over there? Or is now just a charming bit of history?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 23, 2021 11:41 PM (8C7+r)
Fauci would be proud of me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:42 PM (VxC1e)
This is always what the "insurrection" talk was always about.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:42 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 11:43 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 11:43 PM (cTCuP)
They have one of two gambits for that 1 is that is the real purpose of the Japanese Sex Bot research Matty Glesias is terrified of.....
2 is they are stockpiling the hell out of the non-perishables and will rely on techs to keep it going.
I think the WEF does not understand the fall of the Mayans very well.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:43 PM (Lzpvj)
Thanks. Same to you.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
If you were near us, you would be welcome at my house on Christmas.
My kids, etc are coming over on the 26th. And per Dr. Fauci, we are getting together because none of us is vaxed. My kids, my wife and I have all had Covid.
Merry Christmas, and peace to people of good will.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Santa Claus is coming to town at December 23, 2021 11:43 PM (tjZg/)
They really are good people. They have just totally succumbed to the manufactured fear. It's an extremely sad thing to behold. In some ways, I'm glad they made the decision for me. When you are that fearful, it's better to have one less thing to stoke it. Doing my part to keep everybody "safe", whatever the hell that means.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:43 PM (Xrfse)
My prediction for 2022: Before the midterm election, we will have a serious discussion about whether individual Republican House Members are disqualified by Section 3 of the 14th Amendment from serving in Congress.
This is always what the "insurrection" talk was always about.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Swearing loyalty oaths should take care of it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 11:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 23, 2021 11:44 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 11:40 PM (ZMraq)
I don't think anyone thinks "they"'re smart, rich yes, but smart, no!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: creeper at December 23, 2021 11:33 PM (cTCuP)
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{{{creeper}}}
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:45 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: mpfs, Merry Christmas at December 23, 2021 11:45 PM (79p/O)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:45 PM (SchxB)
>>September 24, 2020
>>There is an urgent need for global stakeholders to cooperate in simultaneously managing the direct consequences of the COVID-19 crisis. To improve the state of the world, the World Economic Forum is starting The Great Reset initiative.
https://tinyurl.com/y67fyzw9
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 11:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:45 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 11:44 PM (63Dwl)
You mean like the Oath I swore to defend the Constitution?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:46 PM (hOUT3)
What a kind and generous offering. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:46 PM (Xrfse)
smells like raykon to me
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:45 PM (P3gRi)
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Let him yammer. He isn't hurting anyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)
So far!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:46 PM (VxC1e)
Wait until he gets about a dozen posts in; then he becomes abusive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:48 PM (P3gRi)
Candace Owens at_RealCandaceO
Um... An entire IG live about YOU? Have you lost your mind? Try - I told people I was running late to my live because I was responding to your fake health concerns on Twitter. I then proceeded to do "an entire IG live" regarding Guardasil, DTap and Hep B vaccines, as planned.
Meghan McCain at_MeghanMcCain
Coming from the woman who did an entire IG Live tonight talking at LENGTH about how obese I am as opposed to addressing the fact that her hero fact-checked her. You spread misinformation about the safety of vaccines. You're a danger to public health.
Get fucked.
11:44 PM - Dec 23, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3ErY36J
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:49 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:48 PM (SchxB)
Not raining here. House smells pleasantly of wood smoke from the burning roots of the dead mulberry tree. I will hose it down before I go to bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:50 PM (P3gRi)
Moogan spent the day praising Orange Toupee Weasel....
I am to the point I don't care, leaving Twatter probably saved my life.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:51 PM (Xrfse)
Good series and supposedly somewhat true.
Posted by: SoFar
506th "Easy" company existed. A lot of the shows had interviews with the real surviving members of 506th E company. The characters in the series had real -life counterparts. I can imagine some things were kind of amped-up melodrama, but most of it was fairly true.
The REAL Dick Winters talked about it. One of the things the got wrong was the one character Albert Blythe, who was wounded and supposedly died after the war. He actually lived, and later served in the Korean War. He was not the lackadaisical PFC portrayed in the show.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Santa Claus is coming to town at December 23, 2021 11:51 PM (tjZg/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:51 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 11:52 PM (M3Z2J)
Eh it's Xmas, we had a pet raccoon on the farm named houdini and that trash panda loved the hell out of the wrapping and boxes....
Gerg/Raykon/Sofra Derp plays with trash and occasionally spreads rabies.
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:52 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SoFar at December 23, 2021 11:50 PM (rLMLU)
Well, there's your problem, right there. You're supposed to sing from your diaphragm. Errybody knows that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:53 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: ChupaMe at December 23, 2021 11:54 PM (SBlYu)
The goal is to set up a body like Iran's Assembly of Experts that determines who is allowed to run for public office, and who isn't allowed to run for public office.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 11:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 11:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:48 PM (P3gRi)
Why does the phrase agent provocateur come to mind?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:54 PM (hOUT3)
LSD pioneer.
Posted by: ZOD at December 23, 2021 11:55 PM (M3Z2J)
Now you've confused the poor thing. He's trying to figure out how to sing from his mother's birth control device.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:55 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2021 11:55 PM (ZMraq)
https://youtu.be/SL0lPcNwRqQ
All the versions, including some I hadn't ever known of.
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 11:55 PM (R+p/Q)
three retired army generals think they are perfect for the job
Posted by: sven at December 23, 2021 11:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Yo-Yo Ma at December 23, 2021 11:56 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: Aud at December 23, 2021 11:57 PM (uBywd)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 11:57 PM (UHVv4)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2021 11:54 PM (I2/tG)
Comrade, In a representative democracy, we can't allow just anyone to run for high government office!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:57 PM (hOUT3)
Ancient American in a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDJfd9ufE84
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:57 PM (46KNC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:55 PM (SchxB)
;>)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:57 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 23, 2021 11:55 PM (SchxB)
Is that a kazoo I hear playing in the distance?
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 11:58 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 23, 2021 11:54 PM (hOUT3)
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Retard provocateur
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:58 PM (VxC1e)
If you got the jab you gotta be feeling pretty dumb these days
Ezra Levant at_ezralevant
Holy moly.
This study shows that after three months the vaccine effectiveness of Pfizer & Moderna against Omicron is actually negative. Pfizer customers are 76.5% more likely and Moderna customers are 39.3% more likely to be infected than unvaxxed people.
Study: https://bit.ly/3HckU8i
11:05 PM - Dec 23, 2021 - https://bit.ly/3qnn79Z
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:58 PM (Do5/p)
I told Mary about us
I told her about our great sin
Mary cried and forgave me
then she beat me with a rolling pin
said if I wanted my freedom
I could be free evermore
but I don't wanna be
and I don't wanna see
Mary beat my ass anymore
Ohhhhhhhh Devil woman.......
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:59 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: creeper
Merry Christmas, creeper! We never were much into the scam up here - I certainly never wore a mask or followed the arrows in the aisles - but you can probably find many hot pockets of scamdemonium in parts of Tulsa and OKC.
Milady whomped up some Irish Cream from your recipe. She says she thinks you posted it after last year's TxMoMe? Been waiting this long to try it.
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 23, 2021 11:59 PM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:58 PM (VxC1e)
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The FBI is hanging around AoS again?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 23, 2021 11:59 PM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2021 11:58 PM (VxC1e)
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The FBI is hanging around AoS again?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 23, 2021 11:59 PM (KnjSj)
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Khakis and Ray-Bans as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 12:01 AM (VxC1e)
Yep - it's going to be a pandemic of the vaccinated.
I should be concerned, since I'm triple-vaxxed, but it's still pretty funny, given all the venom directed at the unvaccinated over the next few months.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:02 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:03 AM (mD/uy)
Because of the unvaxxed.
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2021 12:03 AM (gjH3l)
Celtic Women for the Christmas songs, they do mostly traditional.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 24, 2021 12:04 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:03 AM (mD/uy)
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Per the new HQ policy you've been docked a full hour.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 12:04 AM (VxC1e)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Khakis and Ray-Bans as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 12:01 AM (VxC1e)
Jorts! Jorts everywhere!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 24, 2021 12:06 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 12:04 AM (VxC1e)
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What happened to drop and give me twenty....posts?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:06 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:06 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 24, 2021 12:07 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: kyle a jolly at December 24, 2021 12:08 AM (V+KCB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 24, 2021 12:09 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 24, 2021 12:07 AM (II3Gr)
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.....says the guy who wrote the AoS tire iron policy...
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:09 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 24, 2021 12:09 AM (RMN7W)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:02 AM
If the data showing that (1) the vaxxines weaken people's immune systems and (2) the vaxxines only provide temporary protection against the original COVID and not future variants, then this makes sense.
As far as I know, everyone is still receiving shots and boosters that were all designed for original COVID. So millions upon millions of people now have protection against a virus/disease that is no longer spreading and a weakened immune system to fight against (1) future variants and (2) all other viruses/illnesses.
So this leaves people susceptible to get sick from a non-COVID illness, go in the hospital and then "test positive" for COVID. And they'll be counted as a COVID illness. Perfect scenario for Plandemic to continue.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:10 AM (Do5/p)
Irongrampa. You hang on to those Celtic Women CDs, especially the Christmas ones. Because, the owners and producers of that act have seen fit to sweep the entire original ensemble off of the stage, now replacing them with younger fillies, replete with a backup chorale of failed auditioners for the role.
Same wardrobes and staging, different talent, different sound. No more have we the wee elfin lass, dancing about gaily whilst playing her violin like a sprite.
And that gives me a sadz.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 12:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 24, 2021 12:11 AM (R+p/Q)
Posted by: JT at December 24, 2021 12:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: kyle a jolly at December 24, 2021 12:08 AM (V+KCB)
he explained that it was a true story - after he got kinda big, he went back to his hometown for Christmas with his folks, and ran into his high school love; who had married someone else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 12:12 AM (evAgx)
I heard that Pete Buttigieg auditioned for that role.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 12:13 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:59 PM (P3gRi)
Kinda' flat-chested, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:14 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:03 AM
Some recent "leadership" article I read said to stop saying "sorry" and start saying "thank you". So instead of joining a meeting late and saying "Sorry for being late, everyone", it says we should say "Thank you for your patience, everyone".
The general message of the article was that saying "sorry" shows weakness. I have no idea how that came to be. Personally I consider someone who apologizes for something to be owning up to a mistake or insult of some kind and that that shows a sign of strength. But what do I know.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:14 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 24, 2021 12:14 AM (vuisn)
I think that acquiring immunity through infection is a lot more effective against Omicron than being vaccinated (due to Omicron being so different). When you say that "the unvaccinated" are less likely to get Omicron, what you are saying is that the group of people more likely to have had a prior infection are better protected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:15 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:14 AM (ZMraq)
Heh. If they can hang bolt-ons on trannies, they can hang 'em on a gal who lost the real ones to cancer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:17 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:18 AM (KnjSj)
Sailboats would dock and unload for dinner. Sunset was very special.
I miss what Maryland was and hate what it has become.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:18 AM (KnjSj)
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He got in a very clever Trump jibe too. He's on fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Sorry I said "sorry".
I'm not doing this right, am I? Sorry.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM (mD/uy)
The governor called this "climate-related" of course, because all bad weather is now the result of climate change.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:20 AM (I2/tG)
Yet another time I wish I could take something here literally.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:20 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:21 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:15 AM
I'm wondering if the same holds true for illnesses in general. For example, I have never gotten a flu shot in my adult life. I'm 45. I think I needed to get one at 14 before entering high school. But that's the last time I may have gotten one. I have never had the flu. I also rarely have been sick in general in my adult life. In the past 22 years since college, I can think of two times I have been sick more than 2 days. Sinusitis about 5 years ago and stomach flu or food poisoning (never figured out which it was) about 4 years ago. That's it.
I wonder if there are people who have likely unknowingly been 'infected' with COVID, but had no symptoms and just went on with life as normal, because they have great immune systems.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:21 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2021 12:22 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Sorry I said "sorry".
I'm not doing this right, am I? Sorry.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM (mD/uy)
If the goal is to show strength, then show strength!
"Thank you for not making me kick your sorry asses, you buttmunchers!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 12:22 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Jolly Old Mindful Webworker at December 24, 2021 12:22 AM (R+p/Q)
learn to code
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:21 AM (ZMraq)
Burma Shave
Fixt
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:23 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:18 AM (KnjSj)
(counts nickels)
clink, clink, clink, thud...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:23 AM (P3gRi)
I'm not doing this right, am I? Sorry.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM
I'm sorry I brought it up. I mean... thank you for indulging me sharing a meaningless comment.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:23 AM (Do5/p)
There is also a theory that one particular cold virus provides significant protection against Covid.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (I2/tG)
I'm not doing this right, am I? Sorry.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:19 AM (mD/uy)
It's the compulsive nature of your sorriness, TP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
*scribbles on note card. . . *
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:21 AM (Do5/p)
I think there are 40 or 50 million of those people, in this country alone!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (evAgx)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:15 AM (I2/tG)
Why that almost sounds like you think the human body's natural (and admittedly imperfect) infection response developed over millennia against a variety of infectious diseases is better than that of a vaccine cooked up in a lab funded by people that hate your and your very existence!
But since it is Christmas Eve, I will not argue with you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 24, 2021 12:25 AM (hOUT3)
god damn, that thing kicked my ass
Posted by: SoFar at December 24, 2021 12:11 AM (rLMLU)
You have AIDS. Truvada is not a cure.
Also:
https://tinyurl.com/2ksnedmf
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2021 12:25 AM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2021 12:22 AM (5p7BC)
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I'm willing to bet most of us here have shaken off stuff that would have had our troll screaming like a little girl.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:25 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:27 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:20 AM (I2/tG)
not overly cold for Portland and I wonder about the actual chance of snow. I mean, a White Christmas used to be a dream, you know? Magical
The last 2 inches melted pretty fast
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:27 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Mishdog at December 24, 2021 12:27 AM (jvU1d)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2021 12:27 AM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:27 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 12:24 AM
I think so too. And I think I am one of those 40-50 million. And the fact that everyone in the "healthcare" industry refuses to acknowledge the existence of these people - and actually blames us for the Plandemic - is aggravating.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:28 AM (Do5/p)
AGW is the only scientific theory that can't be empirically refuted!
Too warm -> proof of Global Warming!
Too cold -> proof of Global Warming!
Too average -> proof of Global Warming!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM (I2/tG)
glory to...you know... the thing
ruins the earth this reckless child
dementia now is running wild
joyful one day all will rise
join the triumph when he dies
soon the day when most proclaim
cleanse our history of his stain
Hark the retard biden sings
glory to...you know... the thing
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
I should be concerned, since I'm triple-vaxxed, but it's still pretty funny, given all the venom directed at the unvaccinated over the next few months.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:02 AM (I2/tG)
I won't lie, I wound up on the Covid subreddit last night trying to find information on testing and got a raging schadenboner. Page after page of "I'm triple-vaxed, dutifully hid under my bed for 18 months, and now I have the coof! AAaaAAaaAAaa, where is my god now?" meltdowns.
Pity the coof has temporarily dialed back my famous enthusiasm for bubbly because it was totally a Leo toast meme moment.
Posted by: CppThis at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM (UewuT)
Posted by: tbodie at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM (7T5tR)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:30 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:31 AM (SchxB)
That will be anthropogenic climate change, just like the fires that were not fought and the dams taken out for salmon
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:31 AM (ZMraq)
glory to...you know... the thing
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
LOL. Too true!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:31 AM (P3gRi)
Weather Underground is forecasting highs below freezing and lows in the teens three days in a row for my Portland suburb, starting the 27th. That's pretty cold for Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:32 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JT at December 24, 2021 12:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:32 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:32 AM (I2/tG)
Global warmening is a stone cold bitch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) - Lie back and think of that sweet graft! ~ at December 24, 2021 12:34 AM (hOUT3)
It is almost like EVERYDAMNEDTHING is a good treatment for the coof.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:35 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 24, 2021 12:35 AM (KATBx)
Motorcycle wreck in 1998 resulting in loss of nerve control of left foot, to where the Dr.s thought I'd never walk without a brace? Yeah. Self-rehabbed the shit out of that one, with far more pain but far less time than the professional Rehab meds had to offer.
Well known to Horde fall through a skylight, resulting in way F'd up right shoulder, also self-rehabbed into fitness. And many other past injuries, going back decades. Whole lotta us Morons are toughened up through lifetimes of work, injury, pain and recovery. Not the pseudo toughness of gym rats, but real toughness, the kind earned through blood, broken bones, stitches and scars.
Pro-tip. Don't f'k with the guys with all the scars. At least before you know the stories behind the scars, anyway. Quite often, those scars are warning signs that you're in proximate danger, if you're wise enough to see.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:32 AM (I2/tG)
Real nice here in central Arizona. Current temp is 64 degrees.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (gjH3l)
glory to...you know... the thing
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
LOL. Too true!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:31 AM (P3gRi)
That was the easiest line to do, lol. Seriously, that song is a bitch, very few words in each line. Not much wiggle room.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 24, 2021 12:35 AM (KATBx)
Was. Got nuked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:37 AM (P3gRi)
Weather Underground is forecasting highs below freezing and lows in the teens three days in a row for my Portland suburb, starting the 27th. That's pretty cold for Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:32 AM (I2/tG)
What, every third year? At least the wind is supposed to be from the W and NW off the ocean and not from down the gorge. Those cold snaps are brutal.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:37 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:27 AM (csEWM)
You guys make out OK in the latest tornado outbreak? I remember the 1974 outbreak. My little town lost 31 souls in that one.
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2021 12:38 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2021 12:39 AM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (P3gRi)
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54 today in our section of AZ with rain predicted. We've had some frost and frozen puddles, too. Loved every minute so far.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:40 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 12:14 AM
You're right. Plus, saying "Thank you for letting me dent your car" is going to end worse than the Sorry phrase.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 12:40 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2021 12:38 AM (AmoqO)
Lexington was fine. We got some gusty wind but it was pretty mild. Kentucky is weird. The hills do odd things to how storms travel here in the eastern part of the state.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)
Still, if Kate predicted it raining sh*t I wouldn't believe her without tasting it first
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 12:41 AM (ZMraq)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 12:41 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:43 AM (csEWM)
I admit it, I am a failed Texan because I loathe his music.
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 10:20 PM (JrN/x)
I like George Strait's music, but I hate that song. It is so lame.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 24, 2021 12:45 AM (hlxe7)
You have any snow predicted for next week? They're claiming about two days worth of it next week for my town.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:45 AM (SchxB)
LOL. I once went to a conference in Phoenix during the winter. It was in the 70's in Phoenix, and ice storming at the Portland airport.
Most of the airlines had shut down, but Southwest was still operating. We got on the plane, and the pilot got on the horn, and said that we were going to wait for the deicing truck to get deiced, and then we'll go.
The truck came up, deiced us, and the plane started backing up as soon as the truck was clear, taxied to the runway, made a right turn onto the runway, and the pilot gunned it down the runway without stopping (deicing doesn't last very long, and the pilot had obviously finished all his preflight checks at the gate).
I thought: "I like this pilot."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 24, 2021 12:45 AM (I2/tG)
Had a long day and no nap for ye olde me. Did watch Ghostbusters: Afterlife in an actual sticky-floored theater today. Been a while. Reminded that at the movies, you can't pause and roll back if you missed something - or pause for a bathroom break.
GB:Afterlife did not disappoint my medium expectations, and had some high points. Poor old Slimer didn't age well, though. Worse than Bill Murray.
So, probably, good night and sweet dreams of sugar plums, y'all.
Posted by: Jollie Olde Mindful Webworker at December 24, 2021 12:45 AM (R+p/Q)
2. Damn, troll got nuked. Wrote the thing about injuries in response to his twisted "toughness" brag.
3. For all my scars, I know a few lesser scarred Morons that I wouldn't f'k with on a dare. 'Cause I don't want newer scars overlaid on the old. Add in a couple~few of 'Ettes to that category, for good measure!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 12:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:41 AM (csEWM)
Good deal. My Bother lives in Mt. Sterling and he fared well.
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2021 12:46 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 24, 2021 12:46 AM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:29 AM
I'm dying over here
Posted by: Zettai at December 24, 2021 12:46 AM (GFTkN)
Standing up provided relief from that, but only momentarily. Couldn't stand still. Walking, pacing the floor helped, but makes sleep difficult. Never did figure out what the hell that was. Food poisoning?
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 12:47 AM (1XIkG)
Obviously, the solution to this is four boosters a year.
Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2021 12:47 AM (kOpft)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
I was blessed with a hyper alloy combat chassis for a skeleton. I should have broke bones many times and didn't. I raced motocross from around 15-18 years old (music killed that, lol), and some of the wrecks I had should have had me in a cast, but not one broken bone during that period. I got hit by a car when I was 7, well the car hit the front wheel of the bicycle, and I was tossed over the car, cleared the rest of the street, and landed about 10 feet into the woods. I only broke my pinky.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:47 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:45 AM (SchxB)
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Not as far as I know. We have seen snow on the mountains around us, though.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:48 AM (KnjSj)
Well yeah, that's kinda the point
Posted by: Dave in Fla
lol
Good on ya !
Merry Christmas !
Posted by: JT at December 24, 2021 12:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:50 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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You will not be alone.
Posted by: Lurker Dude at December 23, 2021 11:31 PM (u8iy0)
Don't feel bad. My daughter and four of my five grandchildren are Jehovah's witnesses and don't celebrate holidays or birthdays. My other grandchild lives out of state and will be with his mom this year. So year, whoop-ti-do. It's a non-christmas here at my house, pretty much every year.
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - says FU at December 24, 2021 12:50 AM (hlxe7)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 12:52 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:50 AM (VwHCD)
Are you Bruce Willis from Unbreakable?
Not meant to be an insult as he was kind of a boring version of a superhero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:53 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:54 AM (KnjSj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:55 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:47 AM (VwHCD)
Funny. I crashed in an MX race and messed up my ankle a bit as an adult. X-ray tech said my leg bones looked like those of a Neanderthal. I was hit head on by a car when riding my bicycle when I was about about 10. Messed my bike up, but I was unscathed.
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2021 12:56 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker formerly of CA at December 24, 2021 12:57 AM (KnjSj)
First broken bone I suffered. 6th grade. All alone on Bball court, after school. Tried to catch rebound from free throw line, and oops'd it. Right pinkie bent back to meet wrist joint, with a resoundingly loud CRACK!
See me at a Mo Meet, and it looks like I'm holding my drink like a dandy, with pinky extended. And now you know..
The REST! of the story.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 12:58 AM (QzJWU)
Not meant to be an insult as he was kind of a boring version of a superhero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 12:53 AM (csEWM)
Sometimes i wonder. That accident was bad. When I went to see the car the next day at the wrecking yard, the dude who let me in the yard was standing by the car and wasn't saying a word. When I saw the dents in the dashboard I said "shit, no wonder why my knees are a little sore". The yard dude perks right up and says YOU were driving this car??? I said yeah, why? He says "I thought the person driving this car died in it, I didn't want to say anything". Of course when my asshole brother went to see the car he looks in and says, "soo, your frigging nose did all this shit"? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 12:55 AM
Smart! I had an underground fire that followed the roots almost to my deck. I didn't realize it was burning until a rain set the ground steaming. I could have lost everything.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 01:00 AM (/+bwe)
How's your sword handling skills?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at December 24, 2021 12:55 AM (SchxB)
See, that was what was odd about Highlander. They could still die- they'd just come back unless you cut their head off. They are not really any more durable than regular humans.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 01:00 AM (csEWM)
Have you ever had to call in sick?
Posted by: Elijah Price at December 24, 2021 01:00 AM (kOpft)
Been one helluva ride thus far.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 24, 2021 01:00 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 01:03 AM (csEWM)
I don't think it would work if they were superheroes, see the whole plot about the Hunters, for example.
I always wished they had given some more thought to what exactly got better about you if you won, beyond the fact that you proved you won. I tried adapting the concept to a few RPG rulesets and never really came up with anything satisfactory.
Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2021 01:06 AM (kOpft)
That was one of my last big concert gigs, Dec. of 2019. I tried to memorize all the music so I could enjoy the scenery. Which was all kinds of awesome.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 24, 2021 01:08 AM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 12:58 AM (VwHCD)
Many years ago, summer job from college, was working on a mineral site near the tiny village of Carmi, B.C. There was a forestry road that went over the mountain range from the West Kettle valley to the town of Penticton, on Okanagan Lake. Some hippie with a '46 Dodge pickup got stranded on that road, and wound up selling it to Jim, the local prospector, for a C-note. Jim put a new fuel pump in it, and it ran like a pup. Fast forward two weeks. I had a day off, and Jim's son, known as Sonny, offered to take me on a ride up the East Kettle Valley to go look at a car for sale, so off we went in the pickup. Coming back, he was sriving too damned fast, drifting that tall skinny thing through the bends in the gravel road. I said, "slow down, Sonny, you're going to roll this thing." No sooner had I spoken, but he dropped a rear wheel off the road, and we rolled onto a flat studded with boulders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:09 AM (P3gRi)
Hardly a nick anywhere on his seemingly velveteen hide, anywhere. But the dude had spent a decade In The Shit, and had a credible body count in the low 100s. As in witnessed, documented and duly (often grossly) photographed.
Only apparent wear and tear on him was his elbows, from lots of shooting from the prone.
Most of us got toughened up through lots of wear, tear and abuse. Friend "X", well.. nicest guy you ever wanna meet. Mr. Nice. Stateside, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2021 01:06 AM (kOpft)
Yeah. IIRC, the series 'tried' to do something about getting the knowledge or fighting style added to your own of the vanquished, but it never really worked.
In an RPG, you would almost have to do it as base line XP (earned by just living and fighting) and Hero class xp (earned by defeating immortals.) The question is: what abilities do you give the hero class? Lot of passives, I say.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 01:10 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Elijah Price at December 24, 2021 01:00 AM (kOpft)
Well, not really. I don't get sick really. Never had the flu, or measles, or chicken pox, no allergies, no headaches, no upset stomach. Things try to get me, but never do. I also heal pretty fast. It's the main reason I won't get the jab. I'm not gonna fuck around with my alien-like immunity system.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:12 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 01:00 AM (/+bwe)
Tree was more than 20 feet from the house, which is concrete block on a slab, so not much risk. But I got enough burned to cover what remains with more than a foot of dirt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:12 AM (P3gRi)
Well, I extinguished the tree root fire in the pit. It probably would have gone out on its own, but one cannot be too careful. Burned enough of the roots to backfill the hole and call it good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The coal seam fire in Centralia, PA that has burned underground for decades now reputedly started from the town burning trash in their dump. The combustion got into the coal seams beneath the town from a seam that was near the surface.
That was a clusterfark from the outset and now the area of the town is unlivable and nearly everything is demolished. A person affiliated with our scout troop called Centralia home at one time, but no more.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2021 01:14 AM (pNxlR)
That was a clusterfark from the outset and now the area of the town is unlivable and nearly everything is demolished. A person affiliated with our scout troop called Centralia home at one time, but no more.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2021 01:14 AM (pNxlR)
I saw a special on that. Damn, its like hell on earth.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:17 AM (VwHCD)
To finish the story, I think I bent the steering wheel over with my shin. There was lumber and spare wheels and pails bouncing all over the place. Sonny took out the windshield with his face, but was not seriously hurt, but was pretty shocked. Truck wound up on its wheels, and still would run, but it was pretty messed up. You could spin the steering wheel around and round, and sometimes it would catch something. I drove the truck about 15 miles back to Beaverdell, and it took several hours, herding it between the ditches. Jim was mighty pissed off at Sonny for wrecking a good truck. This was around 1970.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:19 AM (P3gRi)
/environtard
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 01:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2021 01:14 AM
I saw the anniversary footage showing the abandoned houses. It must have been a pleasant place to live before.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 01:19 AM (/+bwe)
All "Christmas" song by members of the Beatles suck donkey balls. I leave it to you to figure out to which ones I am referring.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2021 01:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 01:19 AM (/+bwe)
Underground coal fires are a thing. There was one in Drumheller, Alberta, years ago, too. Sometimes caused naturally, by spontaneous combustion, or touched off by lightning or a forest fire. When a town is involved the big risk is carbon monoxide poisoning from escaping fumes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
I don't mind the song itself; I just find Durante's version horribly annoying and I hate listening to it. I tell my Alexa app to skip it whenever it comes on.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at December 24, 2021 01:26 AM (20v0t)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 24, 2021 01:23 AM (pNxlR)
You said "all". No guesswork needed. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:28 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 24, 2021 01:30 AM (jYQlA)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 01:31 AM (SH2Zi)
In German pubs and other obscure, non recorded settings. Prove me wrong?
The shit they wrote and recorded themselves was shit, and that's all there is about it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 24, 2021 01:30 AM (jYQlA)
Man, no kidding. It isn't even fun to play on a classical guitar. A friend wanted me to learn it to teach to her. I think I spent 10 minutes on it and said, yeah, no way.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:32 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 01:31 AM (SH2Zi)
Don't sell it short. It sucks every ball in the known universe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:33 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:24 AM (P3gRi)
Kinda like a date with lena dunham.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:37 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 24, 2021 01:37 AM (VwHCD)
Heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:38 AM (P3gRi)
In case I don't show up for a couple days, let me wish ALL of you the most blessed Christmas possible.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 24, 2021 01:40 AM (KATBx)
Remember. I'm with you in your Merry Christmas foxhole with you, there.
And I'll be carrying more ammo cans than a mule can tote. Pile of hot brass, may it be our epitath.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 01:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 24, 2021 01:45 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: NaughtyPine - Ruler of All I Behold During Quarantine!!! at December 24, 2021 01:47 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 01:49 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 24, 2021 01:49 AM (KAi1n)
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD2wlOdxLceP8nzV-Lo-9FcBaWp81C87S
Posted by: SFGoth at December 24, 2021 01:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 01:54 AM (1XIkG)
Posted by: Larry Bird in Drag at December 24, 2021 01:54 AM (QU5/8)
Whenever we went to Ocean City, we ate at Phillip's and at the White Marlin.
Posted by: SARDiver at December 24, 2021 02:00 AM (Cmxw7)
Posted by: Pete Bog at December 24, 2021 02:00 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: French Jeton at December 24, 2021 02:02 AM (LvMzo)
TBF, You do have an epic nose.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 24, 2021 02:15 AM (w2GLL)
Posted by: Ghost of PugBoo at December 24, 2021 02:16 AM (ECubu)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 24, 2021 02:27 AM (ufFY8)
In Whiting or Hammond, I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 24, 2021 02:30 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ironwood at December 24, 2021 03:56 AM (6YMId)
Video link below. These people are totally unmoored from any acquaintance with reality, compassion or love, not to mention any understanding of the meaning of Christmas.
https://tinyurl.com/6jwtva6n
Posted by: groovy girl at December 24, 2021 04:59 AM (ybC9u)
is it just me?
Tiger is a douche bag.
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