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Merry Christmas!
I wish everyone a safe and happy Christmas! Easy on the nog!
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27 Merry Christmas, Ace! Although it's not truly Christmas at the HQ until The Waitresses lightshow video gets posted.I totally forgot about that. So, thanks to Hoplite Housewife:
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Going for a walk together.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/AsEhApoYBT
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 24, 2021 07:36 PM (QR5m0)
Posted by: Burl Ives at December 24, 2021 07:37 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Sandy at December 24, 2021 07:37 PM (VxC1e)
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 07:38 PM (qqhPL)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 07:38 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 07:39 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 07:39 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 24, 2021 07:39 PM (znj4R)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at December 24, 2021 07:39 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at December 24, 2021 07:40 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 24, 2021 07:41 PM (znj4R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 07:41 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: dartist at December 24, 2021 07:41 PM (+ya+t)
Merry Christmas, all!
Posted by: Nova local at December 24, 2021 07:41 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 24, 2021 07:41 PM (mNMgp)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2021 07:42 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2021 07:42 PM (QC2Cw)
Posted by: Miklos, who sometimes rejoices at December 24, 2021 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)
They must have glued that cat to the sled.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 07:43 PM (qqhPL)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 24, 2021 07:43 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 07:43 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 24, 2021 07:43 PM (OssQ4)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at December 24, 2021 07:39 PM (VxC1e)
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Zip it, whiner. Want me to give you a limp in the other leg too?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 07:44 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 07:44 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 24, 2021 07:44 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at December 24, 2021 07:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 07:43 PM (qqhPL)
He looks none too happy to be there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 07:44 PM (qxz9B)
My Christmas wish is to hear from my two boys
#weshallsee #fingercrossed #notlikely
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 24, 2021 07:45 PM (BgMrQ)
https://youtu.be/mER2fGuSqF8
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at December 24, 2021 07:45 PM (QC2Cw)
Dagnabbit. I've lost my Dave in Texas Christmas tree link.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2021 07:42 PM
he's active on twitter (at least he used to be); probably find it in his feed-line or time-share or whatever the kids call those things these days
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 24, 2021 07:46 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 24, 2021 07:46 PM (Cus5s)
Doggie seeing his Santa toy live is too cute
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 07:46 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 07:43 PM (qqhPL)
He looks none too happy to be there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 07:44 PM (qxz9B)
At least we did not use staples.
Posted by: Bill Murray in Scrooged at December 24, 2021 07:46 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 24, 2021 07:46 PM (ZjvPR)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 07:47 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
This man is HIRED
Posted by: Marley and Scrooge, a proud affiliate of Soros Quantum Funds at December 24, 2021 07:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Christmas Chili at December 24, 2021 07:48 PM (Xrfse)
I hate my neighbors, but not quite that much. That would be awesome to do though.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 24, 2021 07:49 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 24, 2021 07:49 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 24, 2021 07:49 PM (P96Ys)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 07:50 PM (D2Jop)
The main character runs around in a tower at night to evade Alan Rickman. Q.E.D.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 07:51 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 24, 2021 07:51 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 24, 2021 07:51 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2021 07:51 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Emmie at December 24, 2021 07:51 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 07:52 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 07:52 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: klaftern at December 24, 2021 07:52 PM (taPSh)
The main character runs around in a tower at night to evade Alan Rickman. Q.E.D.
Posted by: Kindltot
Tried to kill Magnum too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2021 07:53 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2021 07:53 PM (sAmhv)
Made a nice target.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 07:54 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 07:54 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 07:55 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at December 24, 2021 07:55 PM (rz+/y)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 24, 2021 07:53 PM (sAmhv)
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Until Magnum hit him with the reverse mortgage spell. Then it was curtains. It's not his first rodeo, you know.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 07:55 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 07:56 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 07:56 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 24, 2021 07:57 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 07:57 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 07:57 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 07:55 PM (eA1RV)
Said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it.
-Magnum PI in his screen test for Blue Bloods
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 07:58 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 24, 2021 07:57 PM (7X3UV)
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You're not my supervisor!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 07:58 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Methos at December 24, 2021 07:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Eeyore at December 24, 2021 07:59 PM (7X3UV)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 24, 2021 07:59 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 07:57 PM (qpolg)
You're not fooling anyone.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 07:59 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: klaftern at December 24, 2021 07:59 PM (taPSh)
But you are going to go listen to them talk at midnight, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 24, 2021 08:00 PM (n/szn)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 08:01 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: dartist at December 24, 2021 08:01 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:02 PM (SH2Zi)
"I love it so -- with the orange, and the green, and the zappa dappa doo."
A scene from the Kojak Christmas episode:
https://youtu.be/gUb4FpQ8IRA?t=119
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 08:02 PM (qqhPL)
He seems to see everything.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 24, 2021 08:02 PM (BkCjr)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 24, 2021 08:02 PM (YynYJ)
As far as Christmas dinner, looked at rib roasts, $$$$. Got some nice strips instead. All the standard sides, plus milk chocolate cheese cake. Nice Cote Du Rhone to drink. Just the three of us. Family Christmas party Sunday, 50+ folks. Lots of kids. An Omicron feast.
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2021 08:03 PM (AmoqO)
https://youtu.be/pJdrlWR-yFM
Ironic that Youtube had a better quality copy of it than the Beeb.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 24, 2021 08:03 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:04 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2021 08:04 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 24, 2021 08:04 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 08:04 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2021 08:05 PM (fI9Es)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 24, 2021 08:05 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 24, 2021 08:02 PM (BkCjr)
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Ace is Santa?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 08:05 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 08:05 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: windbag at December 24, 2021 08:05 PM (oVwor)
Video feed and info links below.
https://tinyurl.com/mrywu5pv
https://tinyurl.com/2kpy5hcz
https://tinyurl.com/2p94fk3s
https://tinyurl.com/mw925p5e
https://tinyurl.com/3vxfh7t6
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Gref at December 24, 2021 08:06 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 24, 2021 08:06 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: dartist at December 24, 2021 08:06 PM (+ya+t)
https://youtu.be/gUb4FpQ8IRA?t=119
Posted by: Soothsayer
I ain't wearing this! I'd look like a hookha!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 08:07 PM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 24, 2021 08:07 PM (NvMHw)
Have a great time with friends and family.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 24, 2021 08:07 PM (uTrz1)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:07 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 24, 2021 08:06 PM (II3Gr)
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You said you wouldn't tell!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (NvMHw)
Good memories.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:04 PM (D2Jop)
Now THAT'S a good Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at December 24, 2021 07:39 PM (VxC1e)
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You talk in to me?
*thrusts out chin*
Posted by: Any Random Guy on the Number 7 Train at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (EZebt)
This place does not keep me sane. That would be asking too much.
But it does keep me from going ballistic.
Ho Ho Ho!
Posted by: RI Red at December 24, 2021 08:09 PM (a8b7P)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 08:09 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:09 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 24, 2021 08:09 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: The Christmas Hog at December 24, 2021 08:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:10 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:10 PM (PQ4Fz)
Merry Christmas to you and hubs!
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at December 24, 2021 08:10 PM (uTrz1)
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Thank you, Ben Had! Merry Christmas! We managed to turn a 5 hour drive from home to the beach into a 26 hour ordeal, but all good now!
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2021 08:11 PM (fI9Es)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 24, 2021 08:11 PM (Irn0L)
I said 'I sure do but I'm 5 minutes from home'. He met me in the driveway with about 5 pounds of slow-smoked ribs. I told him 'hang on for a minute, got something for you.' Ran in and got his Makers Mark. What a great surprise! Mrs. E told me to expect hotdogs for supper and my neighbor knocked one out of the park. Texas and Liberty!
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Brother Tim at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (fTXru)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: dartist at December 24, 2021 07:41 PM (+ya+t)
It's the fertile girls. Seriously.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 07:56 PM (2JoB8
Skip, I have made that model, but that is not me in the video.
Posted by: Emmie at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (D2Jop)
Through years I continue to love this site. Greatest political blog content on the net, Ace. Thanks for keeping her goin'.
Posted by: Bach in Black at December 24, 2021 08:13 PM (7ubmG)
Posted by: Brother Tim at December 24, 2021 08:12 PM (fTXru)
And you. I hope you are doing okay sir.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:13 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:13 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 08:14 PM (eA1RV)
He knows when you've been trolling,
He know when your sock is fake...
Posted by: t-bird at December 24, 2021 08:14 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 08:05 PM
A Christmas myth, everyone knows you have anti-collision lights so other reindeer and sleighs don't run into you.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 24, 2021 08:14 PM (4thlk)
He was a great horse, and lived a long and worthy life. The end was mercifully quick. We will remember him.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:14 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Weasel at December 24, 2021 08:14 PM (fI9Es)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:15 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:15 PM (SH2Zi)
And as always thanks for posting the cool Christmas lights show coordinated to The Waitresses "Christmas Wrapping".
It's become a personal tradition for me!
Posted by: Bach in Black at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (7ubmG)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:15 PM (D2Jop)
Merry Christmas Ben Had. Wish I could share some of this sourdough loaf with you. Damn it came out good.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (1LqZu)
So sorry to hear. He has crossed the Rainbow Bridge.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (NvMHw)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 08:17 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2021 08:17 PM (5We2S)
Sorry to hear it.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Merry Christmas Jack. Glad to have you back.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (mzTVj)
I'm going to be making Rice Krispie treats a little later. I have to use Target brand Krispies, though, as apparently, strikes at multiple Kellogg plants means no Rice Krispies to be had anywhere.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (CAJOC)
I am sorry for your loss.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:16 PM (SH2Zi)
Thank you. But it was time. He had begun to stumble, and lose his happy thoughts. I think of it more of a great book that ended at the right time.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (2JoB8)
https://tinyurl.com/2p87tm27
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Eromero at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (qxz9B)
Merry Christmas Jack. Glad to have you back.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (1LqZu)
This. We disagree at times. But I am glad to have you here.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 08:17 PM (mzTVj)
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The lights are probably synced to music.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (D2Jop)
True. He did get that.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:18 PM (PQ4Fz)
He was fortunate to have you and your wife.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (nWxPx)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 24, 2021 08:14 PM (4thlk)
Damn FAA regs. Probably needs a shaker stick to warn about stall as well!
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 08:21 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:21 PM (qxz9B)
This. We disagree at times. But I am glad to have you here.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (SH2Zi)
I looked at this and thought when the hell do you and I disagree? Then I read it again.
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:21 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: Skip
Tastes great in coffee; but, it's too sweet straight or on the rocks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 24, 2021 08:21 PM (QR5m0)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Hugs to you and Mrs. Splunge.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:19 PM (qxz9B)
Thank you, I will pass them along. Mrs. Splunge remembers you fondly.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:22 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:23 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2021 08:23 PM (2zIj5)
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (M3Z2J)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YLiSaDgWAw
Thank you, Oh God, for giving me choice.
Posted by: David Prince at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (dSbXx)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (DAevm)
Posted by: bluebell at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (D2Jop)
Mrs. Splunge wanted Bad Santa, but I vetoed. Those Bad Girl impulses make for a wonderful, never-boring marriage, but one must draw the line somewhere.
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (PQ4Fz)
Posted by: ... at December 24, 2021 08:25 PM (1LqZu)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:25 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:22 PM (PQ4Fz)
And I her. I was sorry you couldn't make it to Texas this year.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:25 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2021 08:25 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)
You have no idea how many times I've had to say this to the Davo girls.
When I'm Grand Nagus, it will become one of The Rules of Acquisition.
Posted by: Nog at December 24, 2021 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:26 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 08:26 PM (2JoB8)
It Could Be Worse!
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 24, 2021 08:27 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Rudolph at December 24, 2021 08:27 PM (jYQlA)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 24, 2021 08:27 PM (n/szn)
We are so fucked.
https://twitter.com/PolcaDorka/ status/1474446176749563909
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 08:27 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 24, 2021 08:27 PM (wN6EW)
Posted by: Splunge at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (PQ4F
Hah but you chose the movie that shows nekkid bobbies !
Posted by: Just a side note at December 24, 2021 08:28 PM (DAevm)
So my theme song is - https://youtu.be/bm51ihfi1p4
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:28 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2021 08:28 PM (3cGpq)
Exactly!
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 08:29 PM (u+Y3T)
Merry Christmas to everyone, and Ace, thank you for this place.
Posted by: bluebell at December 24, 2021 08:29 PM (wyw4S)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 24, 2021 08:27 PM (n/szn)
Do you live in Nebraska?
Posted by: Just a side note at December 24, 2021 08:29 PM (DAevm)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:29 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: DaveA at December 24, 2021 08:29 PM (FhXTo)
: -)
Merry Christmas, Anna ...
May your New Year's dreams come true.
Posted by: Adriane the Scholarly Critic ... at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:29 PM (SH2Zi)
NOW it's Christmas!
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (D2Jop)
I'm an hour and half in. Let me know if you want to know how it ends.
Ho Ho Ho
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (CaYl8)
You will send your home address. Zod +1, Canis Zods Jr. and Sr., several well-mannered Aztecs, Sinema, several well-armed bathsalt gorilla cavalry (officers only), a few prominent Scientologists who will remain anonymous, and camp followers will attend.
Plan to produce food for 157.
Contact my people if you have pleas.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 08:32 PM (M3Z2J)
JQ, thanks for posting the Crap Tree. I was just thinking about Dave in Texas and his Crap Tree a few days ago, as I do every Christmas. Does he post here under a different name than he used to, or did he divorce us?
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 24, 2021 08:32 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: dartist
They're from the jungles of San Francisco and Fire Island.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2021 08:33 PM (FVME7)
Nobody wants a president who shoots jelly. Or a Joe in the box!
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 08:33 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (ZLI7S)
I mentioned on one of the earlier threads that son has a Christmas sweater that says "Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho."
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:33 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Al Powell at December 24, 2021 08:34 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Dr. Larry Nasser at December 24, 2021 08:34 PM (VYjdj)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:33 PM (qxz9B)
Nice!
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:34 PM (SH2Zi)
It's just another way of saying Merry Christmas.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 24, 2021 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Really hope everyone has a Very Merry Christmas tomorrow
And a great evening Eve tonight
Posted by: Skip at December 24, 2021 08:38 PM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 24, 2021 08:39 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 24, 2021 08:40 PM (UUBmN)
This is a good time to ask what your general feelings are on Yule Log cakes.
I have to admit, a cake that looks like a wood log is kinda neat.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 08:40 PM (qqhPL)
One of the two white elephant gifts that I've received and actually liked is the Diehard Christmas story book. So your kids can enjoy the story of that wonderful Christmas movie.
The other gift I like is a Christmassy Darth Vader. I stick him on the shelf instead of that elf. He has a somewhat more... proactive response to naughtiness.
Posted by: junior at December 24, 2021 08:40 PM (SkQiU)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:41 PM (D2Jop)
https://tinyurl.com/452r7yvt
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:42 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: ballistic at December 24, 2021 08:43 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 24, 2021 08:40 PM (UUBmN)
I'm gonna kneed some DD's.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:44 PM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: From that Time at December 24, 2021 08:45 PM (4780s)
Posted by: tbodie at December 24, 2021 08:45 PM (7T5tR)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:45 PM (SH2Zi)
Even bought lottery tickets, now that would be a Christmas present.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:47 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 08:48 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 24, 2021 08:44 PM (SH2Zi)
HAHAHA
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:49 PM (qxz9B)
I hereby nominate "Battle of the Bulge" as a Christmas movie.
Posted by: 101st Miklos at December 24, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 24, 2021 08:50 PM (QR5m0)
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 08:50 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:24 PM (D2Jop)
Check your email!
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2021 08:50 PM (/bKbU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 24, 2021 08:53 PM (eeRB6)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 08:53 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: uncomplaining Miklos at December 24, 2021 08:54 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/452r7yvt
Posted by: Anna Puma
Damn donkey!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2021 08:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:55 PM (CaYl8)
Loved the Crap Tree post so much! I miss Dave in Texas, too. Don't know what happened to him...
I went thru a 'white lights' phase, too, but never Took Over The House with it, LOL. My tastes have reverted (corrected!) back to multi-colored lights, however. I miss being a little kid sometimes.
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2021 08:55 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 08:55 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 08:56 PM (qxz9B)
Never.
God bless the horde to our brothers and sisters we lost and to those of us who remain-Merry Christmas the son of God is born.
Posted by: sven at December 24, 2021 08:56 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: flounder
Should have been 'knead'?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Your time here has been well spent, Grasshopper.
Posted by: Blind ONT Monk Miklos of Shaolin at December 24, 2021 08:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 24, 2021 08:56 PM (KAi1n)
To all those who think they are better than me, may your personal Marley's Ghost visit you this Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:57 PM (CaYl8)
Le Fin.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 24, 2021 08:57 PM (znj4R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 08:58 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:58 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 08:59 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 24, 2021 08:59 PM (DAevm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:00 PM (CaYl8)
call them Christmas Pancakes
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 24, 2021 09:00 PM (qqhPL)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 24, 2021 08:56 PM (KAi1n)
That always makes me feel better - but as an excuse to eat bacon mostly.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 24, 2021 09:00 PM (wAnMi)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 24, 2021 09:01 PM (znj4R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:01 PM (CaYl8)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8n75z5
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2021 08:25
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Thanks, JQ. Much appreciated.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2021 09:03 PM (ju2Fy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
They don't make 3-D glasses like that anymore.
Posted by: Miklos, unabashed Godzirra fan at December 24, 2021 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Javems at December 24, 2021 09:05 PM (AmoqO)
Well, we had a very nice service of lessons and carols. We had more people than last year and we doubled our regular attendance. About 2/3rds were wearing masks though, although I didn't request it and I wasn't wearing one and neither was the rest of my family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2021 09:05 PM (KBCaU)
Brain, "I am going to hurt you Pinky."
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:05 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 24, 2021 09:06 PM (qxz9B)
Posted by: Jordan61
William Conrad stars, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
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Very nice. I always wondered who thought of mixing egg yolks with ground pigment first. Andrew Wyeth painted with it too.
Posted by: dartist at December 24, 2021 09:08 PM (+ya+t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 24, 2021 09:09 PM (r2hkz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:09 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:10 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:10 PM (CaYl8)
-
Helluva stutter.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 24, 2021 09:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Miklos, undeterred at December 24, 2021 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 24, 2021 09:11 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:11 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 24, 2021 09:11 PM (KBCaU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:09 PM (Xrfse)
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Heh. It took me several viewings of A Christmas Story before I realized that Darin McGavin was hungover like a Viking on Christmas morning.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:11 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2021 09:11 PM (3cGpq)
Now you know the origins of Kolchak
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:12 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:13 PM (qpolg)
Whatever gets us through the night. Cheers!
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 09:13 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:12 PM (CaYl
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Mind. Blown.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:13 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2021 09:14 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:14 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:15 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 24, 2021 09:15 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2021 09:16 PM (/bKbU)
Slipped the pizza guy an extra $10 on top of the normal tip. The dude is out working Christmas Eve to bring me food, and I appreciate it.
Now time for a nap.
Merry Christmas, all!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:16 PM (bW8dp)
Ralphie usually took a way home from school that avoided the bullies. He'd have been better off if he had followed that habit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:16 PM (eA1RV)
If it's really you, Merry Christmas to you, your Mom, and even your crazy sister.
Posted by: Miklos Scrooge (reformed and much nicer) at December 24, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:17 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:17 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 09:17 PM (D2Jop)
Waiting for the snow...
Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted by: JQ at December 24, 2021 09:17 PM (dB4Iz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:18 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 09:18 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: f'd at December 24, 2021 09:18 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 24, 2021 09:19 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:20 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 24, 2021 09:20 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
*attempts to glare*
*attempts to focus*
*sips from the bottle I call the "Kolchak" because it shows up after dark*
Posted by: Miklos , in the Way of His People at December 24, 2021 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 101st Miklos at December 24, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Goodness knows there must be a Valley Forge movie.
Merry Christmas to all of you. Some of you feel like you've already lost the battle. I'm sure Washington felt the same at Valley Forge. Nonetheless, know this: the battle was already won two millennia ago.
Posted by: trev006 at December 24, 2021 09:20 PM (RJToO)
"The Night Before Christmas" refers to Santa as a "jolly old elf", but he's clearly human in every depiction I've seen. No pointy ears, etc.
So I guess maybe he's like a trans-elf or something? I'm not judging, just curious.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:20 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 09:17 PM (D2Jop)
===
And?...
Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 24, 2021 09:22 PM (EZebt)
Ralphie, *conservative Democrat voter.*
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:22 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:22 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 24, 2021 09:22 PM (AFtjH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2021 09:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:22 PM (eA1RV)
I have to admit, a cake that looks like a wood log is kinda neat.
Posted by: Soothsayer
I find then too trompe l'oeil-y
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 09:23 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:10 PM (CaYl
I say behold the power of "and" !!!
Merry Christmas Steve!
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 24, 2021 09:23 PM (ItDAh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 09:23 PM (evAgx)
A wonderful film, I cannot reccomend it strongly enough.
https://youtu.be/DWfPGIMDhNw
"Fatman's got his eye on you kid."
Posted by: sven at December 24, 2021 09:23 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 09:23 PM (CaYl8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
It's a job
Just the ear-tips this time, they said.
OK
Posted by: Miklos, ecumenical mohel at December 24, 2021 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sven at December 24, 2021 09:25 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2021 09:25 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: sven at December 24, 2021 09:25 PM (Lzpvj)
I was talking to my family the other day about a funny joke one of my friends told. That friend was one of the commenters here.
Love to all!
Posted by: Jmel at December 24, 2021 09:25 PM (7LYJf)
Posted by: "Ukrainians" with Russian SAMs at December 24, 2021 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
> Now you know the origins of Kolchak
Lamp turned out to be an actual human leg, dismembered and made into a lamp as a trophy the the ancient demon responsible.
Demon possesses one member of a family, kills them all, then sends a trophy leg to the next family of victims.
My bet on the next one to be possessed: the Old Man.
And I've probably mentioned this before, but the actress who plays Ralphie's mom in that movie is pretty damned cute, and looks cuter and cuter the older I get.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:26 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:26 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:26 PM (qpolg)
So trans-elf Santa hasn't gone all the way and had the surgery yet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:27 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:28 PM (eA1RV)
(Gamboling dogs, Russian teacakes, Piedmont blues on the turntable, bourbon (?!? WTF ?!? not gin?!?) braced, well-armed apes, the newly-wood-paneled bomb-shelter, Mrs. satisfied with the midday feast, funds, woodsmoke, Tylenol, a heating pad)
and a cartridge in a bare tree.
You have a good one, too, sir.
Or you will be hunted.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:28 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 24, 2021 09:28 PM (EZebt)
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Very nice. I always wondered who thought of mixing egg yolks with ground pigment first. Andrew Wyeth painted with it too.
Posted by: dartist at December 24, 2021 09:08 PM (+ya+t)
someone said, "I got panko, but I don't want to fry anything more . . . I wonder . . . "
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 09:28 PM (ZMraq)
The citizenry will suffer the consequences of their policy choice.
The going for guns first instead of tasers happened in this tragic case yesterday. Some asshole was attacking people with a bike lock in a Los Angeles department store. He was beating up some woman when officers fired on him. One bullet missed its target, went through wall, struck and killed 14-year old girl on other side who was trying on dresses.
https://bit.ly/3sztJEW
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 09:29 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 24, 2021 09:30 PM (mNhhD)
Lamp turned out to be an actual human leg, dismembered and made into a lamp as a trophy
Almost
The Old Man got that leg as a trophy off a Jap officer on Saipan.
Posted by: TRUE STORIES by Miklos at December 24, 2021 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
And just old enough to be his (cue the bow-chicka bow bow bass line) 'older girlfriend.'
Strange.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:30 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:14 PM (Xrfse)
You can have teh doggehs, I will take the Screech
Posted by: Kindltot at December 24, 2021 09:30 PM (ZMraq)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:30 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: the Azteks at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 24, 2021 08:17 PM (mzTVj)
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The lights are probably synced to music.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 24, 2021 08:20 PM (CAJOC)
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My next-door neighbor has an elaborate light display that's sync'd to music. You have to tune into a radio frequency to get the full effect.
We're in a cul-de-sac so when I get home at night, I can barely get to my driveway through all the parked cars watching the big show. I like it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 24, 2021 09:30 PM (mNhhD
Mocha mousse to finish the dinner at Cedar Knoll. Superb.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Vincenzo! at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: From that Time at December 24, 2021 09:32 PM (4780s)
https://i.redd.it/07rooumykw541.jpg
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:33 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 24, 2021 09:01
I'm right in there bud, need a refill now.
It looks like we may spend holiday watching Bailey (11 yo yellow lab) pass away.
vets weren't in of course, meloxicam we just gave might make her more comfortable. her breathing is labored at times, think she may have had a stroke. well she's at home where she's loved, time will tell.
Posted by: Farmer at December 24, 2021 09:34 PM (55Qr6)
Also, spitting at the Potter verdict. The sidebar explanation is spot-on. Cops will just stop working because their departments are looking to fire/arrest officers now.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 24, 2021 09:34 PM (XSRBF)
>>Ralphie usually took a way home from school that avoided the bullies. He'd have been better off if he had followed that habit.
Horror in the Heights
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 24, 2021 09:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: From that Time
Kidlet had an old 'Twas the night before Christmas. For many years I had to read that book for at least a week before Christmas. Old fashioned drawings too.
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:36 PM (qpolg)
I'm watching the last Bond movie. I would rate it just under Skyfall, so far.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 24, 2021 09:36 PM (ybIRR)
Merry Christmas FBI
Merry Christmas NSA
Merry Christmas CIA
Merry Christmas raimondo, Kurt and other trolls
Christ came for us all.
Don't let your allegiance to your bullshit and your party and your power keep you from opening the gift of grace bestowed upon you. It's never too late to stop hating God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2021 09:36 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 24, 2021 09:36 PM (AFtjH)
Posted by: Atomicplaygirl at December 24, 2021 09:37 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: f'd at December 24, 2021 09:37 PM (Tnijr)
Ugh. Prayers for the best possible outcome.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:37 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:37 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 24, 2021 09:37 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 24, 2021 09:37 PM (/bKbU)
Posted by: Miklos adjusting monocle and eyepatch at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
We lost our "outside kitty" notch, this morning. Finished burying him just a bit before sundown.
I've sent an obit and photos to MH, with hopes that he can insert them into his draft for the Pet Thread. Suffice to say though, that I doubt I'll be much festive through Christmas Day. That, and I've gotta work tomorrow, too.
Prayers, appreciated.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: From that Time at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (4780s)
Farmer I hope the dog makes it they are a gift from God, barring that she will be waiting for you.
Posted by: sven at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2021 09:36 PM (5We2S)
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Nice
*clink*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (bW8dp)
The FBI will be right there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 24, 2021 08:30 PM (CaYl
Breaking - We need some more FBI guys!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (evAgx)
Posted by: Jordan61
William Conrad stars, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 24, 2021 09:07 PM (mD/uy)
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This will always be my favorite William Conrad role. Every Sunday on Channel 11 when I was a kid:
https://tinyurl.com/38yhcmw2
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (lNHqD)
sorry about your loss, Cats are God's reminder he lovingly tests us....
Posted by: sven at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:39 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 24, 2021 09:40 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:40 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:40 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
I read "as if" in an 80s Valley Girl voice
Posted by: Miklos, like duh at December 24, 2021 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM
If that were the case, Twitter would have allowed "Let's Go Brandon" to trend. Instead, they blocked it. Even they know the saying is bad for Biden.
https://bit.ly/3HbMdzn
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 09:41 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Infidel
Same. Never easy, especially during the Christmas season.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 24, 2021 09:41 PM (XSRBF)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
___
As long as you have breath, it's not.
It's only too late after you breathe your last breath.
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 24, 2021 09:42 PM (EuFDw)
Panko beats elephant dung or menstrual blood.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:42 PM (bW8dp)
With a tear in my eye, Jim, I offer my sincerest condolences.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 24, 2021 09:42 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 24, 2021 09:43 PM (EuFDw)
Posted by: Miklos, tunnelling away despite at December 24, 2021 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Just made the George Washington (alcoholic) egg nog ... holy crap, they were right about it putting hair on your chest.
Just 1/2 of a glass in, and I'm already gettin' a little buzzy. Wifey? Not so much ... in my defense, had to cover for somebody and work an insane week -- driving 14+ hours and around 700 miles/day, while operating on about half-sleep.
Exhausted ... I think I've found the cure for Ace's insomnia.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 24, 2021 09:43 PM (oXIiU)
Condolences, Jim. We love them so much. It's a knife in the gut.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 24, 2021 09:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mookie at December 24, 2021 09:44 PM (u+Y3T)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 24, 2021 09:42 PM (bW8dp
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Focus group says that this blurb on the package isn't going to sell more panko bread crumbs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 24, 2021 09:44 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 24, 2021 09:45 PM (okV1R)
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Next you'll be telling me that a country like Canada would ban the phrase as hate speech or something.
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 24, 2021 09:45 PM (oXIiU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:45 PM (qpolg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGnw1sHh9M
Posted by: davidt at December 24, 2021 09:45 PM (gjH3l)
Posted by: Retief at December 24, 2021 09:46 PM (hgd+7)
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM
Right after I read this on my desktop computer, I got an e-mail notification on my cell phone. Some e-mail from Reddit (which I don't remember signing up for) and the subject is, I shit you not:
"Please call my work and tell them I'm in ER, because my cat dying isn't a valid reason to not come in today."
Spooky.
Just did a seach and found the post: https://bit.ly/3yVbR8w
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 24, 2021 09:46 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 24, 2021 09:46 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 24, 2021 09:46 PM (D2Jop)
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 24, 2021 09:46 PM (EuFDw)
And Merry Christmas to you all, from Miley and me. Both of us are gonna be busy bees tomorrow. I've got an 11.6 lb. rib roast to do. So I may not be back on until tomorrow evening.
The convection roast function on the oven works damn good for these roasts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 24, 2021 09:47 PM (Mzdiz)
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS
Allons-y Brandon!
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, pas Quebequoi at December 24, 2021 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
AP: In a bid to protect the President from ridicule by racist troglodytes, incomprehensible phrases have been declared 'terrorist catchphrases." Examples of such phrases include 'apple sandwich,' 'the manufacturing, wait, also, a giggety,' and 'what I'm trying to say is that I'm trying to say.'"
Such phrases are not-information and will be deleted from the public record.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:47 PM (M3Z2J)
We wish there could be a respite this time of year. Unfortunately, that ain't in the cards.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:48 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 24, 2021 09:48 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:49 PM (eA1RV)
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WTAF? Shouldn't officers be using hollow points (it's the reason we do, especially in home self-defense) to prevent wall penetration like this (assuming this wasn't hollow point ammo that DID penetrate the wall)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 24, 2021 09:50 PM (oXIiU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
dash of brandy and your stuffing will be LIT
Posted by: Miklos, quoting the people who know what the kids say at December 24, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, quoting the people who know what the kids say at December 24, 2021 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
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Just hoping I don't wind up like Bon Scott.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 24, 2021 09:52 PM (eA1RV)
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 24, 2021 09:52 PM (ju2Fy)
Yeah, so much cheer here.
Fuck this year.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 24, 2021 09:52 PM (Msrhc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
Mine is in the sous-vide.
There, I said it.
Posted by: Miklos, so sous me at December 24, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
For Those About To Bourbon, We Salute You.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:53 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 24, 2021 09:48 PM (okV1R)
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F*cking Hittites. They don't respect nothing.
Posted by: Magi #2 at December 24, 2021 09:53 PM (VxC1e)
Heh. Nothin quite says Merry Christmas like Hells Bells.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Miklos, so sous me at December 24, 2021 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
'Clinched' steaks, as Eisenhower did it. For less estrogen intake.
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 09:55 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:56 PM (qpolg)
Liftoff is scheduled for a 32-minute window beginning at 7:20 a.m. EST.
https://tinyurl.com/2p893x32
Posted by: SMH at the wonder of His birth at December 24, 2021 09:56 PM (EuFDw)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 24, 2021 09:57 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: ZOD
Ave, Publius: Bourbonituri te salutant!
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at December 24, 2021 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Magi #2 at December 24, 2021 09:57 PM (VxC1e)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:58 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at December 24, 2021 09:58 PM (nWxPx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (QzJWU)
You have my sincerest condolences, Jim. If I could find the post I would refer you back to that wonderful post you did with the prayer for my Big Guy who passed a couple years ago.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 24, 2021 09:58 PM (ItDAh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 24, 2021 09:34 PM (XSRBF)
They figure all this is permanent and the only possible consequences of their actions will be good and bonus: they get to show everyone (especially BLM) how on the right side of history they are.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 09:59 PM (csEWM)
......
Cheer up.
Your mere existence is a miracle. You are one of a rare few creations to ever twinkle in the eye of the Creator.
So valuable are you that He stepped down from the throne in Heaven to come make sure that He could fellowship with you forever.
We're all so blessed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 24, 2021 09:59 PM (5We2S)
Posted by: Merry Mindful Webworker at December 24, 2021 10:00 PM (n61ug)
Jim
(Midnight. A star-blizzard sky on a bright moonlit plain. Yurts, lowing animals, dung-smoke. Shuffling of leather and furs, then silence)
Send his up to join the herd.
(Ram's horn)
The herd welcomes another. (Shuffling off of leather and furs).
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 10:01 PM (M3Z2J)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 24, 2021 10:01 PM (2RBkF)
Everyone have a Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 24, 2021 10:01 PM (csEWM)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 10:02 PM (qpolg)
We lost our "outside kitty" notch, this morning. Finished burying him just a bit before sundown.
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 09:38 PM (QzJWU)
Condolences to you. I lost one not too long ago, and it's never easy. I like to think they'll all be waiting for us.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 24, 2021 10:04 PM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 10:05 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Magi #2
Well true. We haven't quite reached the level of Huns and Visigoths ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 24, 2021 10:07 PM (okV1R)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 10:07 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 10:08 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Infidel at December 24, 2021 09:56 PM (qpolg)
Cribbed line from a Beach Boys song.
"Barbuba, Mahama, Santa to Jamaica..."
Posted by: ZOD at December 24, 2021 10:10 PM (M3Z2J)
Nice to see you again Atomicpg, I still get messages from the museum we toured. Think they moving maybe? Very Merry Christmas to you.
Posted by: Farmer at December 24, 2021 10:10 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Zombie Fidel Castro at December 24, 2021 10:13 PM (Xrfse)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2021 09:38
So sorry to hear that Jim. We have an old inside dog, Bailey, that may be on her way out soon. She finally did eat something but you know she's in bad shape when a lab won't get up to eat. Even tossed food in front of her, just a nibble. Then the younger sister came up and testing boundaries, ate the food right in front of Bailey's face!
It's hell to get old, the younger dogs think they can dominate.
Posted by: Farmer at December 24, 2021 10:24 PM (55Qr6)
Yeah, so much cheer here.
Fuck this year.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 24, 2021 09:52
Indeed, 2021 sucked big time. Lost both my inlaws and an old friend of 32 yrs, she was working w/ me since I started at the museum. Oh and in 2021 th park district eliminated my job w/ a fucking certified letter, while I'm on disability 2 weeks before my back surgery.
Cato, next year just has to be better, right?
Posted by: Farmer at December 24, 2021 10:45 PM (55Qr6)
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