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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition
No one can ever really know whether having children is possible until you try -- being born with a uterus doesn't make conceiving or carrying a certainty. That's why it's so important that we stop defining "womanhood" in terms of "motherhood", because it's a false equivalency that all women can become mothers, that all mothers carry their children, or that all people who carry children are mothers.No. You are nuts. I and all right-thinking people utterly and completely reject your fantasy disguised as truth...your truth! Only biological women can have babies. Men cannot have babies. That is not debatable, in spite of your vehemence and histrionics. The facts of biology are undeniable. Sorry, but you don't get to change the world based on new-age blather and your desire to create a new world because you are too bat-shit crazy to fit into the current one. These people need comprehensive psychotherapy and drug therapy overseen by competent psychiatrists and physicians. They do not need to be nurtured and coddled and told that their bonkers, wackadoodle view of the world is correct. They need to be guided back to reality, and if that isn't possible their children should be taken from them and given to loving and caring parents who aren't certifiable...because what these people do and will do to their innocent children is child abuse!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:02 AM (7bRMQ)
But I put on a little black face and a panty on my head. Somehow Im racist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:02 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2021 11:03 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:03 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)
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And her dog is a vegetarian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (AwYPR)
But I put on a little black face and a panty on my head. Somehow Im racist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:02 AM (yrol0)
But I got away with it!
Posted by: Justin T at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (7bRMQ)
I guess we haven't had true group insanity since the witch hunting days.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (XvPQV)
It totally screwed him up mentally and physically.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (yrol0)
That's why it's so important that we stop defining "womanhood" in terms of "motherhood", because it's a false equivalency that all women can become mothers, that all mothers carry their children, or that all people who carry children are mothers.
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So many words for this nonsense. Just be honest, Wokeists. Be concise and straightforward.
"Reality is mutable and what I wish for is real. I am a child."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:05 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Talisman Bill at December 23, 2021 11:05 AM (2PSuu)
Poor lost generation. The commies brainwashed them to reject religion as just being a superstition and now they are chasing rainbows trying to fill that void in their souls.
Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2021 11:05 AM (3cGpq)
I was proud that I did my thing and left without commenting on it.
Everything has become unserious.
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (AD14M)
The more this insanity continues, the more the suicide rate in this world will increase exponentially.
The children should be saved from this travesty. They are being destroyed.
The left are truly the actions of Satan.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
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The former is ideal but optional. The latter is mandatory.
So of course we do the opposite. Treatment is hate and failing to coddle and affirm is also hate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Talisman Bill at December 23, 2021 11:05 AM (2PSuu)
It takes all of us!
Posted by: The Village at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (flINI)
The Salvation Army, having faced a massive backlash because of November's "Let's Talk About Racism" guide, doesn't seem to have learned its lesson. It's now announced that, in January, it will be offering a two-day racial justice forum in Illinois. This turn to the left does not bode well for an organization that has already seen a significant drop in charitable donations since it decided to embrace leftist politics.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (5HBd1)
The Salvation Army, having faced a massive backlash because of November's "Let's Talk About Racism" guide, doesn't seem to have learned its lesson. It's now announced that, in January, it will be offering a two-day racial justice forum in Illinois. This turn to the left does not bode well for an organization that has already seen a significant drop in charitable donations since it decided to embrace leftist politics.
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (UHVv4)
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And I totally believed their apology, too.
Totally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
The children should be saved from this travesty. They are being destroyed.
The left are truly the actions of Satan.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Matthew 18:6
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (b75G5)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (Ojki1)
*deletes*
Merry Christmas, Ace, Cobs, horde, if I don't check in again before then. Love your loved ones extra, even if they are brainwashed or indoctrinated loons. You are all they have.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 11:08 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (UHVv4)
Screw those people! Sweet govt money is headed our way!!!
Posted by: SA, Well not that SA at December 23, 2021 11:08 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 23, 2021 11:08 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2021 11:08 AM (MzKgG)
Wha'ts "First Class" on Aero Pinochet, you ask? Well, those are the ones who get thrown out first, duh!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (AHcCm)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (UHVv4)
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There is a presupposition there that is likely also an inaccuracy. I suspect that it should actually read "This *tighter embrace of the left* does not bode well for an organization that has already seen a significant drop in charitable donations since it *got caught embracing* leftist politics."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (DU+/6)
The left are truly the actions of Satan.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
How can it be done without running afoul of the "law?"
It would help if some of our politicians would start speaking against it, but of course, they wont.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (7bRMQ)
spoiler alert: these professions are on the side of the lunatics
the lunatics are running the asylum
there's no version of the future in which the non-lunatics prevail that does not involve violence
not advocacy, just an observation
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (QU5/8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko on the importance of punctuation at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (6FeV1)
I find that for the most part when these unapologetic turns are made, it is already well safe to do so. IOW SA has other revenue streams banked. They don't need us anymore. Not always - but most of the time.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (b75G5)
Back in my 7th Grade, Sister Mary Robert (the largest Sister of Mercy in the known world) taught us that "When it comes to the temptation to sin, the Devil almost always has ease and/or pleasure on his side of the balance,".
Translating for the more secular, when it comes to the urge to misbehave, ease and/or pleasure are almost always involved.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 11:10 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:05 AM (DU+/6)
Bears repeating, on a clue bat.
Posted by: flounder, wrecker, hoarder at December 23, 2021 11:10 AM (SH2Zi)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:10 AM (0duIx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (6FeV1)
Yeahhh. . . .except CPS also exists as an armed tool of the State to rip your child away from you if you dare question the local school board or support President Trump or engage in wrongthink concerning the Kung Flu.
Think I'll bow out of this thread and wait to see what the boss throws up in an hour or so.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (b75G5)
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Especially youth suicide, which is skyrocketing and has been for years. Trans madness can only make that worse, especially when compounded by what I think is the prime mover in youth suicide increases: social media.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (UUBmN)
Talcum X
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (yrol0)
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Did you have your dick with you all day?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 23, 2021 11:07 AM (UUBmN)
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Soul Man
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (6vGtZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (FVME7)
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Nope.
Posted by: King Missile at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (DU+/6)
Fuck that! And fuck the freaks and their enablers. I am a woman and I will not ever apologize for that. If this makes me a hater, fine, I'm okay with that. I fucking hate those evil, poisonous, imbecilic, psychos. Damn right I'm a hater.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (Vxu+H)
https://twitter.com/JustinOtherSte1/status/ 1472930569583349771
(w/ space, sorry no tiny url) found from K. Schlitcer
Posted by: Scott_T at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (2waQ7)
A friend of the family sent us a Christmas card with a paragraph about how thankful she is for SCIENCE and that she got shots and boosters for her children.
Honestly - I didn't make it past the third sentence. Proselytizing is annoying enough without inserting it into a Christmas card with no regard paid toward grace and respect for others.
Although...I'm tempted to send her a rebuttal.
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (7mP17)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (FVME7)
Well, I had it part of the time.
Posted by: Don Lemon at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2021 11:09 AM (b75G5)
That's why I shake my head at alumni groups pushing back against schools doing this. At least in the case of Washington & Lee, the endowment is now so yuge that they don't give a rat's ass what the alums think anymore.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (T/vhV)
"Above all, I must not play at God."
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (bKdTl)
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My kids will probably be okay with it.
You know...cause I'm not pushing my boys to be girls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 11:13 AM (SDdI7)
Fuck that! And fuck the freaks and their enablers. I am a woman and I will not ever apologize for that. If this makes me a hater, fine, I'm okay with that. I fucking hate those evil, poisonous, imbecilic, psychos. Damn right I'm a hater.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (Vxu+H)
As Dave Chappell said Jenner was Time Woman of the Year and never even had a period.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:13 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (eJn7u)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (6vGtZ)
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The surname is Chen, which is Chinese. Based on the writing in the post, I suspect she is an American native. Culture is more important than race (sorry, race-essentialist Leftists) and if she was raised here and steeped in this bullshit, then nothing is surprising.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (6vGtZ
Except for the ones that say white people smell like wet dogs.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (AHcCm)
"I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures [that] are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism."
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Has anybody tried COVID testing as a substitute for workplace requirement of vaccination? How has that worked out?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (2iDSr)
But do take a look at the photo of the family. Mom and dad are exactly how you would picture...
I tried but my blocker - even after giving 24 temporary permissions to run still wouldn't show the picture. What a hot mess 'The Blaze' website is.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (dQvv7)
An Asian Karen and a Soy-Processing Unit
The Asian part was a twist.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (iFTx/)
I guess we haven't had true group insanity since the witch hunting days.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 11:04 AM (XvPQV)
Salem witch hunts: Moral Panic (compounded by greed)
Covid reaction: Moral Panic (compounded by greed)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (r0ADi)
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You misspelled tire iron therapy ...
[h/t Insomniac]
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (SzFz7)
Sadly, many will kill themselves or others when their mental fog becomes too much to bear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:11 AM (6vGtZ)
Her name is Chen. Won't even take husbands name, Hay. He doesn't look very manly, though. No wonder she kept hers.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (7bRMQ)
Race = Biology
Culture = Sociology
That second one rarely seems to come up in the conversation.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 11:16 AM (Ojki1)
For a few feet.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:16 AM (6vGtZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (7bRMQ)
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In many Asian cultures, the wife keeps her surname but the children will always get the father's surname.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:16 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:16 AM (njfCw)
I was playing with my grand-nephews and their dog. I came down with the shakes yesterday and now have headache and bad allergy symptoms.
Can allergic reaction give you the shakes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Pfft. Old, dead, white guy. He'll never know we've dropped that old fashioned thinking.
Posted by: Dr Death at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: washrivergal at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (Kcf2u)
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It was dismissed out of hand at my company. Requests for medical/religious exemptions apparently were also largely denied.
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:18 AM (7mP17)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:18 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 11:18 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 11:18 AM (bVYXr)
She said that she was contacted by the WSJ after an editor read an op-ed she wrote in a local Jewish publication. When she learned about this transgender issue, she initially tried to find an investigative reporter who would look into it. Finding none that would take the assignment on, she decided to do it herself.
That story along is an indictment of more than just the medical profession. Higher Ed and journalism have a lot to answer for, come the Burning Times.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:19 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:19 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 11:18 AM (bVYXr)
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When it comes to the tranny issue, I don't think the pendulum ever swung in their direction.
It was always top down imposition from our cultural overlords, and the public at large has never embraced it. What's changing now is that the imposition is moving from images on a screen to actual real life for people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (LvTSG)
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Another case for Law and Order: SUV.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:16 AM (DU+/6)
Seems to be ABC, so I'd think she might not do that. But, the guy looks weak, so she probably told him that's how it would be.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (7bRMQ)
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Yup, this was my initial assessment, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:21 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:19 AM (bKdTl)
IS that a real symptom?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:21 AM (yrol0)
I dunno, to me it seems like it's been steadily been building to a crescendo for a while now.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:21 AM (Xrfse)
It seems like the insanity intensified in an instant, just overnight. As if all of these lunatics have been waiting in the wings for their cues to rush the stage. Unbelievable.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM
Ever see the movie "Car Wash" in the mid 80's iirc. All the craziness, as you mentioned has truly waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 11:21 AM (dQvv7)
Sadly, many will kill themselves or others when their mental fog becomes too much to bear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM (DU+/6)
And the parents will blame it on society's intolerance, a system that failed them and a world determined to drive them to suicide.
Not once will these parents blame themselves or admit remorse at sacrificing their child's life at the altar of wokeness.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 23, 2021 11:21 AM (BoOUn)
Sadly, they do and they have. Everywhere you look now, gender has been redefined and new-age blather is the norm. Including in "healthcare" and "science" industries. And that's because people like this person are in positions of leadership in all the institutions in the world. Bat-shit crazy is now foisted on all of us, because of the long march through the institutions by the left that the right refused to prevent for decades.
And everyone is suffering from it. Female sports are now being dominated by men, girls and women are not safe in bathrooms in schools or spas, etc. And the left isn't backing down from this bullshit and feminists aren't doing jack shit to fight it.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 11:20 AM (Ojki1)
You all will be throwing dice for my shit before the next post is up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (yrol0)
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Ian, very clearly, was drunk!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (flINI)
I was playing with my grand-nephews and their dog. I came down with the shakes yesterday and now have headache and bad allergy symptoms.
Can allergic reaction give you the shakes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)
Not a doctor but couldn't that just be a cold or flu?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (Do5/p)
At least one self-described feminist is, and she's been erased because of it. J.K. Rowling.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM (mdjgu)
Other than a warning that no unvaxed can enter our small physical office in NY, which is basically just for the mailbox anymore. 97% of us never would anyway.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM (njfCw)
You all will be throwing dice for my shit before the next post is up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:22 AM (yrol0)
Unless you're the goose that shits the golden egg, I won't be.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brandon at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (7mP17)
Witchdoktor! Good to see you here, some folks were becoming concerned by your absence.
I would just send her a nice card, with the note, "Be assured, that if your kids die of heart failure related to the vaxx, that I will attend the funerals."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (4thlk)
By the same "logic", at various times my mom could have announced that I was an astronaut, Evel Knievel, or a short-order cook.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (EughT)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (cupoy)
They use structural ratchets to ensure the gains they make on a leftward swing aren't undone during a rightward swing. That's why they are apeshit over Roe V Wade not that because it's so Uber important at this stage of the plan, but because THEY NEVER LOSE GROUND as a primary strategy as an army.
So the swing to the right will only slow their plans. And at this point political correction seems impossible. The path is so narrow and requires so many low probability events that it might as well not exist at all.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (Ojki1)
Witchdoktor! Good to see you here, some folks were becoming concerned by your absence.
[snip]
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM (P3gRi)
Great to see you here, WD!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (flINI)
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The former is ideal but optional. The latter is mandatory."
The former will almost certainly cement them in their delusions. I say we go right to the latter.
Posted by: lizabth at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (L3Rsz)
Can allergic reaction give you the shakes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)
To medications, sure. I'm a victim of that. Also, blood sugar abnormalities can case similar responses as well. Hypoglycemic episodes.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (m45I2)
The blessings of Twitter.
I read a reddit post that there is some Trans/ gender identity book that is considered essential reading in the community. It is so full of SJW tripe that is difficult to read, so most people stop after the first chapter and say they read it and agree with everything.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (Vxu+H)
As Dave Chappell said Jenner was Time Woman of the Year and never even had a period.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:13 AM (yrol0)
I look at this as the ultimate "patriarchy": these men think they can be better women than women, and will shut those women up to prove it.
And rhennigantx, give a call to your doc, just in case.
Posted by: Moki at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (JrN/x)
Now: So, I think I'm going to sign Bobby up for hormone blockers because we can't have his balls cut off quite yet.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (ESjRY)
Use 'is.gd' to shorten your links. They don't use cookies, or require java script. Additionally, they don't track your links, or censor lefty narrative horse shit.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (IJES/)
Which he is apparently still dealing with even though he cut off his dick to become a woman, almost like he had other mental issues that cutting his dick off didn't fix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
Seems like there should be some sort of trade off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (BFigT)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (T/vhV)
Can't go back in time to create all those marriages that should've existed. Can't maintain the existing infrastructure in the future with what people will be available.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Ba'al at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (bKdTl)
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I don't believe that I am engaging in any hyperbole whatsoever when I state that the "trans issue" is the biggest threat to Western civilization currently extant. It has to be stopped at any and all costs.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: rhennigantx
OMGicron is mostly cold symptoms, fever and headache.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:26 AM (bKdTl)
Remember that? I do. It's what I thought smugly would happen.
I was wrong.
They graduated (or didn't go the full term) and still see their therapist they got when they were freshmen (lots of help there) and now they're protesting in the streets and doxxing and cancelling anyone who won't accept their "reality" and make threats that it's going to get worse and then they show you how.
This is not how it's supposed to go. I blame the media and even they're dying over this.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:27 AM (6vGtZ)
But that one's also remote only. Has to be, I live half the country away. And I still have my old job if I don't like the answers. (Big salary increase at that one, though.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:27 AM (njfCw)
You know, that's almost like a common cold?
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 11:27 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:25 AM (flINI)
Yeah, they save that for your first day, along with the drug test. Less chance you'll back out.
Posted by: espinostifer at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (Uzh5E)
Posted by: lizabth at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (L3Rsz)
Sadly, many will kill themselves or others when their mental fog becomes too much to bear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:15 AM
As long as the "victims" are the people who inflicted this upon them (parents, teachers, doctors, "counselors", etc), I will donate to their bail and legal funds.
Posted by: Chuck C at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (EughT)
In the past, when people's view of themselves in the world was not in line with what the reality is people tried to talk sense into them.
Now we just pretend you can say a few magic pronouns, cut off your dick, and become something different.
It is insanity...and right up Gnosticism's alley too which explains the matrix movies.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: espinostifer at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (Uzh5E)
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Drug screenings come first, before the offer.
Companies don't want to waste their time onboarding someone just to find out they do meth on the regular after their first day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 23, 2021 11:24 AM (cupoy)
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Yup.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2021 11:28 AM (46KNC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (yrol0)
But I put on a little black face and a panty on my head. Somehow Im racist.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:02 AM (yrol0)
should have socked that as gov coonman mcbabykiller....
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (T/vhV)
I'm working on being a bit more direct and not beating around the bush (so to speak).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (Q9lwr)
It's becoming rather difficult to pick which of the myriad of societal breakdowns is the most harmful.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (Xrfse)
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Men who don't wear hats outside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (LvTSG)
We torn down Chesteron's fence and found out what was on the other side.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (ESjRY)
Probably not a good idea to go to the office and hack all over the place.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (qpolg)
Posted by: Bete at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Yes...although that would be a very mild reaction if nothing else happens...and might be something else...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (bKdTl)
And, if the FDA had their way, we won't know the full details for another 50+ years.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (6vGtZ)
Hear that plebes? All is well. This pesky inflation and supply chain shortage is no biggie. Stop H8ING on the most best president ever!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (OalnH)
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 11:12 AM (T/vhV)
I'm working on being a bit more direct and not beating around the bush (so to speak).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM (Q9lwr)
Screw that Bush guy, beat him directly!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (YIVH2)
Truth.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (ESjRY)
I told them they were being naive about this because the military is being purged. The trans shit and the race hustle shit is part of it.
They're veterans and are having a hard time accepting the fact that this ain't their Army anymore.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM (njfCw)
Her lunatic and disturbing smile was spot-on though...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (qpolg)
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Surely there must be a vaxxed Covid Karen you'd love to chat with while hacking and sneezing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:23 AM
Yep, I should have qualified that by saying that anyone who does fight it is cancelled, because those who hold the power and influence are the ones who support the new-age nonsense.
And look what they've done to Rowling. They've cancelled her from the very thing she created: Harry Potter universe. Of course that is in line with the left cancelling the Founding Fathers from the very thing they helped create: United States of America.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (Do5/p)
Hear that plebes? All is well. This pesky inflation and supply chain shortage is no biggie. Stop H8ING on the most best president ever!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (OalnH)
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Suggested translation:
"Maintaining our status as a first world nation is beneath us. We should embrace the banana republic status for all the graft it allows me to get a sliver of."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (LvTSG)
Rough times ahead, I fear.
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (4ceGe)
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:21 AM (yrol0)
When I had the Coof in January of 2020, I had chills that made me shake, and a fever. I didn't have a fever thermometer on hand, but dammit, you know when you have a fever. That passed in 2-3 days, and then it was mostly just weakness and lingering cough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (P3gRi)
A person without a uterus KNOWS they can't carry a child. A woman supplies the eggs, a man supplies the sperm. Just because not everyone is fertile doesn't change the fact that anyone who IS fertile operates in exactly that way. My gay friend and his husband KNEW that they needed to find an egg donor before they "tried" and they KNEW that they needed to find a surrogate to carry the baby before they "tried".
It's sad if you want children and can't have them but it's a pathology to respond to talk about men fathering children as statements that you're not a good enough man because of that unfortunate testicular torsion event or that anyone is saying that you're not a man. Same with a woman who can't or choses not to have babies.
In other words, the fact that non-trans people also deal with this is not an argument that we ought to change our language for trans people. It's an argument to suck it up.
Posted by: Synova at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2021 11:06 AM (6FeV1)
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These days, CPS is more likely to take action against those who don't support transgenderism in their kids.
The parents in that photo look like something from the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (mNMgp)
I think it's more along the lines of not being able to fit in, in a way society accepts you do to your own emotional unbalance.
1. Can't fit in as gender X
2. Decide reason why is I'm "actually" gender Y
3. Start cosplaying as gender Y
4. Still can't fit in....but now that's transphobia's fault for not accepting the genuine me.
I've said that a truly emotionally balanced person prefers a social gender expression but could modify it as necessary if needed to fit in with society's expectations in order to negotiate with said society. IOW if you can't live up to society's expectations of your sex or any other part of your social persona and that causes you social problems, the problem is you, not society.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (T/vhV)
Oh, trust me, I'm not. And wait until I introduce you to my friends the gods of the copybook headings
Posted by: Reality at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Reality at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (ESjRY)
many women cant conceive or carry pregnancies to term , and unfortunately conceiving alone doesnt make one a mother (abortion lovers). That interpretation probably gives them too much credit tho.
Posted by: LASue at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (I+hNK)
I was playing with my grand-nephews and their dog. I came down with the shakes yesterday and now have headache and bad allergy symptoms.
Can allergic reaction give you the shakes?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)
Best way to know is take 2 Benadryl and see how you feel...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (exHjb)
thing is, this isn't exactly an incorrect statement. some women, my own mom for example, couldn't have kids, which is why i'm adopted.
however, to make THE ELAP THE AUTHOR DOES, is amazing and so beyond incorrect, i'm not it's visible at the edge of the universe...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (ESjRY)
a void. With a big sign that says "Here Be Monsters"
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:33 AM (6vGtZ)
It's sad. for the children.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 23, 2021 11:33 AM (53oGX)
Southwest Introduces New Boarding Procedure Where Everyone Is Given A Melee Weapon And You Just Sort It Out Amongst Yourselves
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:33 AM (yrol0)
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:33 AM (4ceGe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Yup. Also, you made me realize. All this baloney makes the kids part of the victimhood. Being a victim, as we know well, is a cult. It makes many people somewhat happy for the attention they get. The rest of his life, this little boy, now girl, is going to be fighting against society, then, probably, his parents. Completely alienated from the boys and girls in his schools. But all along the way, he will be a sad victim.
Posted by: MikeM at December 23, 2021 11:33 AM (X+eRS)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (OalnH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 11:29 AM
The FDA pulled the swine flu vaccine in 1976 after 54 deaths were reported from the shot.
At this point we are literally into intentional criminal actions by upper management at the FDA.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (bVYXr)
https://is.gd/rlrw8C
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Awwwww. Smash is fat shaming me for gaining 15 pounds after knee surgery in Augist. How I have to die with a 't'.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (IJES/)
I that still a thing? Mrs D sends them (I just write the annual poem) but the return rate has dropped dramatically over the last five years. Course, I am over 29 so and so are most of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (axyOa)
Biden Is Already Considering Requiring You To Get A 4th Shot Of The Vax. Will It Ever End?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (5pTK/)
lol. Yes, but she's not in the office today.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (qpolg)
One thing already known - the principal in this case spends hours and answers dozens of questions, with follow-ups, does not appear to be entering mental decline, and actually knows something about the topics discussed (whatever his, ahemm, substantive and ethical and moral drawbadcks).
Imagine having a national leader who can and does fearlessly interact with the press, is not afraid to deal with any topic.
Nah, that's no longer who we are.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (5pTK/)
When you live your daily life in the 'first world' because the 2nd and 3rd worlds suck ass, these issues are SIGNIFICANT, asshole.
LORD these people and fucking stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)
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Put a little Robitusin on it!
- Chris Rock
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (OalnH)
It totally screwed him up mentally and physically.
I had the distinct pleasure to watch a stable, intelligent male software developer degrade down to a worthless [former] employee. He started as a "He" and over the course of his tenure was "transitioning" into a software witch.
Going over the latest bit of "work" trying to make it work. It is comprehensively bad code which is saying a lot for node.js
I'm just throwing it out. He was sick all of the time, and now I can see he has lost the ability to write competent code. This is truly sad.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (+LCoQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (FVME7)
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Yes. It ends the moment a critical mass of people decide it has ended.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (flINI)
Nah, that's no longer who we are.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (OTzUX)
Amen, brother. The last national leader that did that left office at noon on 20 Jan 2020.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:33 AM (4ceGe)
It does, though worth noting that due to globalization the causes can actually be in the first world(won't be in every case but in some cases). Anything they're dependent on importing, which tends to be a lot, is subject to supply issues in the first world.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (OalnH)
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In many Latin cultures, both the Mother's surname and Father's surname are acceptable. Garcia y Vega, for example.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (MIKMs)
It's like a horrible cold, hacking, nose constantly running, headache, sore body.
That seems to be most of the symptoms of covid. There's another one too, but I forget what it is...
Oh, yeah, it's forgetfulness.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: MikeM at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (X+eRS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Posted by: Men Without Hats at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (Do5/p)
Our elites are something newer, and something much darker. And they would much prefer to rule over a hell of their own design then serve as middle class citizen in old America.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (ESjRY)
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If we have any say, no it will never end.
- Pfizer, Moderna, J&J
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (OalnH)
Oops - meant to typ 20 Jan 2021.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (mdjgu)
Nah, that's no longer who we are.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (OTzUX)
Amen, brother. The last national leader that did that left office at noon on 20 Jan 2020.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (mdjgu)
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And the scary part is, do we mean "last" as in "most recent," or "last" as in "final?"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (lNHqD)
For those interested in a Christmas happy break:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S40k0Bx5puE
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: blake
VERY true.
This is why it is helpful and useful to be a person of faith, as we can repeat our mantra: Male and female created he them.
It's a patter-shield!
Posted by: lizabth at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (OalnH)
Sell the least cooperative one to medical research.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 11:37 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (QU5/8)
I've been telling COVID LIVs this for a year now. They strongly disagreed with me then, but the disagreement is getting weaker every month.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (ESjRY)
No. They need to be sterilized. No chance of procreation.
Then they need to WFH and never interact with normal people again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (W2Pud)
https://is.gd/p9Po6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (DU+/6)
First World Problem: my iPhone screen isn't 144Hz.
Big Fucking Problem That America Ought Not Have: I'm sorry, due to "supply chain problems" you can only buy one gallon of milk and two loaves of bread right now. Also that gasoline shortage we are experiencing will hopefully be temporary.
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (4ceGe)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (axyOa)
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Add in fear of being ostracized for saying the wrong thing...and the wrong thing being constantly redefined.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM (OalnH)
Whatever happened to the Polish pastor up there they arrested for calling out their fascist actions?
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (DU+/6)
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And all it would take is one true, persuasive leader to have galvanized that critical mass -- as far back as a year ago -- and yet ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (SzFz7)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:34 AM (OalnH)
That's why I let the Polish boyfriend visit (convinced the spouse)...and now he's here through Christmas (thanks Europe overreactions). Heck, the Poles might have better future husbands than we do...he's a 6 ft 7 cutie, polite, uber-handy, and trilingual, so if he's future son-in-law #1, I'll take it.
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (exHjb)
That seems to be most of the symptoms of covid.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 11:36 AM
Funny how "COVID" shares all the same symptoms of pretty much every illness you can think of.... flu, cold, sinusitis, etc.
They have trained everyone in the world to think that anytime they feel ill, "it must be 'COVID'!!!"
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (Do5/p)
No. They need to be sterilized. No chance of procreation.
Then they need to WFH and never interact with normal people again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (W2Pud)
Bingo. It's the therapists pushing this shit. There's only one way to end it and that's to end it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (BoOUn)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (OalnH)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (ESjRY)
Then they need to WFH and never interact with normal people again.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yes. Otherwise they are out there grooming the young and vulnerable. I know this first hand, in extended family. It's a horrifying thing to witness.
Posted by: lizabth at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (L3Rsz)
I've been telling COVID LIVs this for a year now. They strongly disagreed with me then, but the disagreement is getting weaker every month.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (ESjRY)
Trump tried to get the country to believe this should happen on Easter Sunday 2020, but the Dems, the MFM and the GOPe (BIRM) shouted down that option.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (mdjgu)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (ESjRY)
Technically Rome was going through a lot of this when it fell. That's why the old Roman strategy of easily replacing lost armies with fresh troops went away.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 23, 2021 11:41 AM (z5Vrg)
Posted by: sharon
Yes. Ruining the little boys life so she, the mom, can have something to be a victim about.
Posted by: MikeM at December 23, 2021 11:41 AM (X+eRS)
The Puff Ball video from Cafe helped after seeing that
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (0duIx)
I first came across K-Pop music back when the Feds did the analog to digital TV mandate. I started getting the Korean Broadcasting Systems programs.
Nowadays, I seem to hear more Christmas mentions on Korean stations than Americans.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (uuklp)
Posted by: Synova at December 23, 2021 11:32 AM (BD/yx)
Good point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (Q9lwr)
Four-year-olds, that's who!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sharon
Yes. Ruining the little boys life so she, the mom, can have something to be a victim about.
Posted by: MikeM at December 23, 2021 11:41 AM (X+eRS)
But not before becoming an Instagram hero for a day.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (BoOUn)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (OalnH)
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IF the carpet does not match the drapes I think the unit is considered modified.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (flINI)
I stopped flying SW largely because of those melees.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (njfCw)
She's just trans-follicle
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 23, 2021 11:40 AM (mdjgu)
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At least part of the reason it was shouted down was due to the symbology of picking that particular day.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/)) at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Yes, it's all BS.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (qpolg)
I first came across K-Pop music back when the Feds did the analog to digital TV mandate. I started getting the Korean Broadcasting Systems programs.
Nowadays, I seem to hear more Christmas mentions on Korean stations than Americans.
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (uuklp)
I think Kim Jung Un was actually correct when he said that K-Pop came from the depths of Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 11B40 at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (uuklp)
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A quarter of Koreans are Christian. Also, as far as I know, Korean government and culture don't hate them like ours does.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 23, 2021 11:30 AM (Y+l9t)
And this is the ultimate go to position of the left. Which the right needs to take in and remember it at all times. They should not apologize unless they've actually harmed someone and then be specific. They can never receive forgiveness from the left nor will their apology even be acknowledge. They've got what they want which is to erect a counterpoint to you and your ilk. If you try to explain that just gives them more ammunition to distort and whine about.
Once Republicans accept this and treat the Media like the left that it is. Then address their base in words that don't allow the Media much room to wiggle perhaps we can start getting thru to where we need to be. Pandering to the left will not get one person to vote for them.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (6vGtZ)
And if she removed the evidence?
Posted by: Obligatory at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Coki at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (ewZzv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2021 11:17 AM (yrol0)
No, but the DTs can!
Go have a couple of martinis and get back to us!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (Q9lwr)
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And so began the great martini debate of 2021...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (LvTSG)
I stopped flying SW largely because of those melees.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (njfCw)
People are the worst.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (4I/2K)
But that is on the very long list of topics that an ignorant, submissive, clueless populace is not allowed to consider or know about.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (ESjRY)
People are the worst.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (4I/2K)
People are a great concept. It's people that fuck it up.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)
And if she removed the evidence?
Posted by: Obligatory at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM (ESjRY)
Modified... but hardwoods compliment everything
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (0duIx)
I'm your doctor when in need
Want some coke? Have some weed
You know me, I'm your friend
Your main boy, thick and thin
I'm your pusherman
I'm your pusherman
God I loved Curtis Mayfield.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 11:45 AM (uia9V)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (0duIx)
I triple dog dare you!
Posted by: Schwartz at December 23, 2021 11:45 AM (4I/2K)
It's like telling us we should have told Karen Carpenter she should lose a few pounds to reinforce her misconception.
Who would do that, except evil people who themselves are sick?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (dQvv7)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (0duIx)
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Dolley and I got into an elevator on the cruise ship, and we were dolled up. There was a woman with two of her kids in there, and she gave us compliments about how nice we looked. We thanked her, and I looked down at the little boy and said, "I go to the beach like this."
"He does?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (LvTSG)
At 10 I believed there was a new ice age coming soon and the Soviets were going to nuke us.
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (xdisn)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM
Look at public opinion on "climate change" and look at policy over the past 20 years. Sure, they haven't passed the Green New Deal, but they've gotten that done through COVID. But prior to that, they've been passing the Green New Deal piecemeal with CAFE standards and banning straws and banning plastic bags and banning clearing in forests and banning light bulbs and spending who knows how much on "clean energy" and banning oil drilling and banning fracking and now of course pushing "electrification" on the world, etc.
You can look at any issue and public opinion on that issue does not translate to policy. When you control every institution in the country and the world, you don't have to give a shit about the public's opinions.
"The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (Do5/p)
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But, but, but . . . what about the profits? Unless we have dependents returning for 'treatments' periodically, we can't maintain our earned and deserved lifestyles. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (MIKMs)
5 year old kid who believes in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Great Pumpkin: I'm a girl today!
Insane mother: Well, obviously its time to start planning to cut his dick off after that life changing decision!
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:44 AM (0duIx)
That is the basis of the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and people in character costumes in Disney parks. If 9 and unders can see something (in books, in media, in life), they believe it...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:46 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (0duIx)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:42 AM (njfCw)
I used to fly a lot.
You know who was the last person I saw cut the line?
Hillary Clinton. I am completely serious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM
That's my take on this whole mess. The parent(s) can sit back and proudly claim how accepting and woke they are by allowing their child to define their own gender. Bask in their 15 minutes of fame kind of thing.
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (exHjb)
Not quite a ten-foot Pole, but getting there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (P3gRi)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: BLM at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (uia9V)
Nowadays, I'm sure that would mark me as "trans" and start the ball rolling on a pressure campaign against my parents to ruin my life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:48 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 11:48 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 11:48 AM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:48 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 64-year-old Richard Levine at December 23, 2021 11:49 AM (m45I2)
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Fame or Infamy?
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 23, 2021 11:50 AM (MIKMs)
I sat in the back, and only got seats with my fam (the whole idea was to sit by them for same germs in my personal bubble) b/c some middle aged ladies felt guilted for saving 4 rows for their non-familial party and gave 1 row up...and we were always early B group...and these flights went through late C...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:50 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Merry Christmas CBD and thanks for all you do !
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (arJlL)
One part of the trans-tyranny and the gay mafia before it, is apparently everyone has to 100% confirm to a stereotypical version of men/women from the 50s and be straight.
It is the damnedest thing but when I was young you could have some hard core biker that liked knitting or a normal house wife that liked carpentry and...it wasn't considered to be a statement on their "gender".
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (ESjRY)
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No. But the Navy does.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (uia9V)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (Q9lwr)
Oh, I have no doubt!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:35 AM (DU+/6)
Remember how fuckheads like John Lennon and Yoko Ono did anti War Christmas songs that classic crock stations still inflict on listeners? Where are the anti Covid tyranny songs, other than by Van Morrison and Eric Clapton?
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:39 AM (exHjb)
Not quite a ten-foot Pole, but getting there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (P3gRi)
Funny enough, my daughter is currently the tallest in our fam at 5 ft 8...so this kid does tower over us when we go out together...
Posted by: Nova local at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (ESjRY)
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Yeah. Odd, innit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (flINI)
It's not too harsh a judgment to say that this is a man who has risen to the top of American public life without a trace of accomplishment. When you've been in national politics for almost 50 years, you ought to have achieved something, if only by accident. But this journeyman politician, when he wasn't getting almost all the big issues wrong, was largely a bystander. He is now a husk of a leader, a dangerously debilitated figure, who oscillates between displays of vacuous incoherence and weird, angry outbursts, like a confused old man at the wrong bus stop.
https://tinyurl.com/2p88fbmx
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (arJlL)
Thank you! It is my pleasure...
And Merry Christmas to you too!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (Q9lwr)
Of course. This seems to be a common thread with all this shit. Mommy decides one or more kids needs to be trans so she can get more attention at the Oprah book club, the kids wants to make mommy happy, et voila, a FUCKING KINDERGARTENER now says they're trans. Fuck this mother, fuck her husband, and fuck all the sick fucks who promote this evil shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (6vGtZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (jaNSQ)
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Your about two years late and several trillion dollars short, WSJ.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (DU+/6)
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That's why they serve alcohol. Duh!
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (uia9V)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (ESjRY)
Hello!
Posted by: Rosie Grier at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Coki at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (ewZzv)
Just take mass illegal migration, and the GOP. Or even include legal immigration in that (or at least non-immigrant economic importation of people). Trump would never have been nominee or president without championing common sense, very widely (in some cases near universal) approaches to some of those issues. And yet once in power, he had to fight for every inch against ..... his "own" party.
Many of the institutions can be controlled by voters, but they choose not to do so.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (flINI)
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Why did you book it?
That is SW's business model. They don't have a traditional hub and spoke. They have east to west coast flights that stop every in between a lot. It's cheaper though so for people who aren't in a rush, it's a good option. If you want a direct SD-DC flight they are available, just at a much higher cost.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (OalnH)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:43 AM
Bill Whittle warned everyone 12 years ago about the Left. No one listened.
http://bit.ly/g2S7i4
Alinski and his followers want you to believe that if you fight dirty in response to people fighting dirty with you, then you have lost your morals and in fact your identity. But that's a lie.
We are in a political fight to the death with people who will stop at nothing - and I'm not talking about your average decent Democrat, but rather these Alinski radicals. And if we don't face the same realization as those Marines on Guadalcanal and give back as brutally as we have taken, then we will lose.
Which is what they want. And if we do lose to these kind of tactics, there will be no more decent people left in politics. As of today, we're one short already.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (Do5/p)
Well, here is Samson https://youtu.be/7kIjqoHPJrE all the way back from May 2020.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (0duIx)
https://is.gd/p9Po6O
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:38 AM (DU+/6)
I like redheads. I'm not a fan of red dye, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2021 11:54 AM (2JVJo)
Just a desperate attempt to be accepted by the cool guys. Hope they see reason before they screw up the poor kid's life.
Posted by: Javems at December 23, 2021 11:55 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:55 AM (DU+/6)
62% are against Zuckerbucks type private election spending.
Both of these new results are exclusively from Democrats. !!
https://tinyurl.com/2p864bbf
(but there's a whole bunch of tweets going on about the new poll)
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 11:56 AM (lDew/)
Posted by: 18-1
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Hello!
Posted by: Rosie Grier
******
Tell me about it!!
Posted by: Rosie the Riveter at December 23, 2021 11:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 11:53 AM (DU+/6)
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If anything he is three years early, because he writes the administrations obit. He goes on to describe the sorry state of the entire cabal, so his next para covers Vice Cackler Kneepads.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 11:57 AM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 11:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: K at December 23, 2021 11:57 AM (AD14M)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (Q9lwr)
Oh, I have no doubt!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (njfCw)
No diggity
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (XvPQV)
Look down here, it means WHITE POWER!
/s
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (SDdI7)
Yeah, she in no way resembles a redhead. She looks like a paint head.
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (lDew/)
Posted by: SWA Passenger at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (4I/2K)
Bravo/Brava Meistro/Meistra
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:59 AM (6vGtZ)
I've been saying more or less the same thing for a long time. We're in a Folsom prison yard knife fight and "our side" keeps insisting on playing by Queensberry rules. Or in some cases, making shivs for the sumbitches who are out to shank us.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 11:59 AM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM
Hello
Posted by: Tom MacDonald at December 23, 2021 11:59 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: SWA passenger 2 at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (flINI)
Bravo/Brava Meistro/Meistra
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:59 AM (6vGtZ)
What a suck up.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (Q9lwr)
Oh, I have no doubt!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 23, 2021 11:51 AM (njfCw)
No diggity
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (XvPQV)
*bags it up*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (arJlL)
Men, Women and At Your Own Risk.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Triggleypuff at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (ESjRY)
No diggity
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (XvPQV)
*bags it up*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (II3Gr)
I understood this reference.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (lDew/)
As long as the paint doen't rub off on the pillowcase, does it matter? Or even if it does?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (P3gRi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (QU5/8)
Or "hanging". Either / Or.
Posted by: Mr. Obvious at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (Wux4A)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (Y+l9t)
I am thinking of getting the tests, then turning around and sending them back with my dog's DNA just to see how many of them come back with false positives.
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (4ceGe)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (arJlL)
Men, Women and At Your Own Risk.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Men, Women, and Whatever
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (qpolg)
She was smart and funny, but very overweight and frumpy. She was also very leftwing.
At one point after a LONG drought she started dating a tranny. And every time she'd talk about how great her boy/girl friend was you'd see this look of profound sadness in her eyes.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (jaNSQ)
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Leadership in Congress? Nope. They want back to normal.
This will open a leadership vacuum that will get taken up by the next presidential candidate, who will most likely be Trump.
They're ceding the rhetorical and political ground on the right to Trump right now, and I'm not sure they realize it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Witchdoktor at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (4ceGe)
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Emulate Nanzi Pelosi and just buy Abbott Labs stock.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (jaNSQ)
Merry Christmas, bud !
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM (arJlL)
Merry Christmas! And Happy Christmas Eve Eve!
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (bVYXr)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (m45I2)
You as well. Merry Christmas!!!
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm literally beating Frank Luntz's stick right now - does that count?
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 11:59 AM (6vGtZ)
What a suck up.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (4I/2K)
Sorry about the downgrade to the soggy-paper membership. I'm sure it was a mix-up and will be sorted out by late 4th quarter of next year.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (Q9lwr)
The Biden administration took several steps to tackle supply chain backlogs over the past few months, including a plan to have major California ports open 24 hours a day and to have delivery companies such as Walmart, FedEx, and UPS increase their operations.
And saved Christmas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (4I/2K)
I'm around until at least 8 tonight, but in case I forget to sign off properly, I wish you all a lovely Christmas. Thanks for being here, thank you for the laughs and interesting thoughts and thank you for putting up with my general cynicism, assholishness and depression.
https://tinyurl.com/bdfbhd3v
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (QCc6B)
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The lesson:
Cut off all internet access and know what the teachers are saying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 23, 2021 11:14 AM
My company stated in their mandate announcement right before Thanksgiving for salaried employees that a requirement for an accepted medical/religious exemption would be weekly testing.
However, a couple weeks ago, they sent out another COVID Task Force Team e-mail stating that those of us who had their exemptions accepted, "the company will note that and you have nothing further to do". No statement of "starting Jan 5, you will now have to submit weekly testing results" or anything. However, their FAQ document attached to the e-mail still states weekly testing will be required, but that the company is figuring out who will pay for tests. I'm wondering if they will drop the testing requirement altogether. We'll find out in a couple weeks.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (bVYXr)
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You mean COVID overdoses right?
- CNN
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (OalnH)
The CDC could tell me what time it was and I'd still check my watch. Goes for several other alphabet departments as well.
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (SDdI7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (6FeV1)
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Killing Flyover Americans amuses our betters.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:02 PM (LvTSG)
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Well said. Those who want a different candidate than Trump should wish somebody steps up soon and fills the rhetorical gap, because right now it is just PDJT out there.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (jaNSQ)
IMO, absolutely. I suppose that ruffles some feathers. I see people say that they just pick and choose what to follow on social media. That's fine but it still props up what has become a mostly toxic wasteland. I suppose it's with us and there is no turning back. Good thing I'm not much more than a gray box blowhard, eh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 23, 2021 11:47 AM (0duIx)
You're telling me. Luckily I rescinded my twitter account and thus am unable to comment. It is a sore trial after a while tho.
Some of these people really do need a 2x4 upside their head.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (6vGtZ)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (bVYXr)
I'm a cold-hearted bastard and don't have much sympathy for most drug addicts, but the least we should be doing is controlling borders so it's not so easy to kill one's self with Chinese Fentanyl.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (jaNSQ)
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If Trump runs, he wins the primary. Anyone who doubts that is silly.
If he doesn't run, whomever he supports early wins. Anyone who doubts that is silly.
And big dollar Republican donors are going to spend at least $250 million proving that they are silly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (LvTSG)
Well it's a good feel. The time of gentile discussion held in good faith has passed. It's time to put it out there bluntly and invite the challenge.
Posted by: mikethemoose at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (T/vhV)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (bKdTl)
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pure propaganda. The WH makes these claims and they get echoed at MSDNC, plus the media no longer shows pictures of the record number of ships waiting to get into port (old news now).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM
I'm sure they will blame it on people OD'ing on horse paste and fish cleaner. Those damn right-wingers and their misinformation getting people killed.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM (4I/2K)
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*remain quiet in the corner, hoping not to draw too much attention*
-The Welsh
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2021 12:03 PM (bVYXr)
There you have it. Anyone dieing of the Coof vaxx will be recorded as death by drug overdose. Which is technically correct. Because one dose of an unnecessary and ineffective "vaccine" is, in fact, an overdose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (P3gRi)
So this will become a goyim-free blog?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (XvPQV)
*bags it up*
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (II3Gr)
I understood this reference.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:00 PM (Zz0t1)
This really is the best website
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (XvPQV)
Children will absorb EVERYTHING around them and use it as 'how it should be.' They are clay to be molded by their loved ones and the people close to them from the start.
These kids are at no fault and don't know any better because their parents are evil pieces of shit that are destroying their children's lives.
Judgement day will NOT be kind to them. I just don't know what The Lord will do with the innocents that were destroyed by Satan and lived their unholy lives.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:58
Male, Female, and It.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (Vxu+H)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (OalnH)
This really is the best website
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (XvPQV)
Or, I'm just racist.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Call me silly then.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (OalnH)
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Silly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (NpAcC)
So this will become a goyim-free blog?
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:07 PM (II3Gr)
Goy veh.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
THIS!
Don't buy your children laptops. Computers should be in a public area in your house hold.
Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2021 11:58 AM (lDew/)
As long as the paint doen't rub off on the pillowcase, does it matter? Or even if it does?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:01 PM
I used to paint my face. My girlfriend didn't like it. So now I just paint my chest. Gotta support the team.
Posted by: David Puddy at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (Do5/p)
It's not too harsh a judgment to say that this is a man who has risen to the top of American public life without a trace of accomplishment. When you've been in national politics for almost 50 years, you ought to have achieved something, if only by accident. But this journeyman politician, when he wasn't getting almost all the big issues wrong, was largely a bystander. He is now a husk of a leader, a dangerously debilitated figure, who oscillates between displays of vacuous incoherence and weird, angry outbursts, like a confused old man at the wrong bus stop.
https://tinyurl.com/2p88fbmx
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (jaNSQ)
Ouch. but oh so accurate.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (hV9ir)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (RmsRO)
It will be interesting to see who else jumps in from the right though, as there is a profound lack of right wing pols that have DONE something.
Maybe MGT just to make leftwing heads explode?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 12:10 PM (ESjRY)
Superspreader event.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:10 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (NpAcC)
Uh huh. Many a CPS agent believes in the tranny bullshit and would sooner take the kid away for you using their deadname and/or not using the "correct" pronouns.
Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Hoarder. Wrecker. at December 23, 2021 12:10 PM (II3Gr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM (flINI)
Always amazes me every time I fly. I sometimes pretend I am flying with Samuel Clemens and have to explain all of this to him. Keeps my mind busy.
Posted by: Javems at December 23, 2021 12:10 PM (AmoqO)
Been pretty obvious for a long time.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2021 12:09 PM (QCc6B)
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Observe what social media executives do. Most social media executives don't use the product themselves (they hire someone to handle their official coms) because of the productivity loss/distraction factor and the professional reputation risk. They also don't allow their children to have smartphones, their own computers or their own televisions. Screen time for children is typically rationed, and all screen time occurs in a public area of the house and only occurs under direct observation. The children of social media executives are typically forbidden to use social media.
It's cool for you, though. Buy your kids devices and don't monitor their usage and let them play on social media.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2021 11:58
Male, Female, and It.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (Vxu+H)
Gentlemen, Ladies, and Free For All
https://youtu.be/fPnrAkG-3sM
(When In Doubt, Whip It Out!)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (4I/2K)
Nothing like standing in line with a bunch of other people that have reason to think they've got COVID right before you go visit your parents.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (ESjRY)
I prefer a velvet glove like Desantis, who has gotten almost as much done from his narrrow vantage point
Posted by: no 6 at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 12:12 PM (SDdI7)
You are staying still, the multimillion ton rock beneath you is moving thousands of miles per hour.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:12 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: FletchFlynn at December 23, 2021 12:12 PM (yCbO1)
With a completely compliant Republican legislature in a red state.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 12:13 PM (ZLI7S)
BUT....
The internet is shut off on their devices at certain times of the day. We have a schedule when their devices are available to use. And no social media is allowed on any of them. Not that they really care anyway since they have no interest in that poison.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:13 PM (OalnH)
With a completely compliant Republican legislature in a red state.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 12:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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Move him a few miles north into Georgia next!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
It's not too harsh a judgment to say that this is a man who has risen to the top of American public life without a trace of accomplishment. When you've been in national politics for almost 50 years, you ought to have achieved something, if only by accident.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 11:52 AM
That described Obama in 2008 as well. Less time in politics, but same history of zero accomplishments. Hell, it still describes him today. Well, zero good accomplishments. He did accomplish completely transforming America (for the worse) as he promised he would do.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2021 12:13 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 12:12 PM (SDdI7)
I agree, and wrote about it a week or two ago.
And I was accused of being establishment, cowardly Republican.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Q9lwr)
If it is a referendum on Biden I presume "other" wins.
But, people are pretty pissed at your standard GOPer as well.
Put Romney against Biden/Kamel-toe/Buttjizz and I can see it going either way.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (P3gRi)
With that being said, Merry Christmas!
Posted by: @SteveInmanUIC at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (PPQdm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (XvPQV)
Or, I'm just racist.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
*Checks Sponge for Whiteness*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Lawful Good is Not Lawful Perfect at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (XvPQV)
>>DeSantis is a all real threat to win the primaries if he opposes Trump.
If Trump decides to run, any other GOP that attempt to run against him will..
A. Lose.
B. Will simply be running to prevent Trump from winning the Presidency and attempting to hand it to the Donks.
C. Will more than likely be a swampy RINO ass clown who will lose also but make Trump winning as hard as possible.
All GOP who want to be President need to wait until Trump is gone from the scene, then they can run.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (JI7zT)
I agree, and wrote about it a week or two ago.
And I was accused of being establishment, cowardly Republican.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Fickle lot, The Horde.......
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1
The one I was forced to get yesterday was a pretty nice set up. At the fairgrounds. It was a drive thru inside a building. Only 2-3 cars at a time. Very efficient. Never got out of the car.
Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (qpolg)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (ctFUD)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:11 PM (OalnH)
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The primary? 60% of bettors are kidding themselves.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:16 PM (jaNSQ)
I agree, and wrote about it a week or two ago.
And I was accused of being establishment, cowardly Republican.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Q9lwr)
Fickle lot, The Horde.......
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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There's content?!
Since when?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, who is too old for this shit at December 23, 2021 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Max Power at December 23, 2021 12:16 PM (QCc6B)
With that being said, Merry Christmas!
Posted by: @SteveInmanUIC at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (PPQdm)
Is that REALLY Steve Inman?
Nice......
Merry Christmas, sir. You're a GREAT AMERICAN.
Posted by: Sponge - Remembering Tami at December 23, 2021 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2021 12:17 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 23, 2021 12:17 PM (OalnH)
Or just dropped off on some isolated island with some supplies for survival. We can check on them once a year.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 23, 2021 12:17 PM (4olE8)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 23, 2021 12:18 PM (Z8zoC)
Posted by: Just a side note at December 23, 2021 12:18 PM (AHcCm)
>>And I was accused of being establishment, cowardly Republican.
Could be worse, you could be accused of being naive.
Trump is already playing the role of kingmaker although he doesn't get much credit for it. He is almost singlehandedly remaking the Republican caucus in Congress. His record of endorsements to wins is remarkable.
We don't need a game manager, we need a wrecking ball. There is still a ton of house cleaning to do in DC and I'll take 4 more years of wrecking ball and then someone like DeSantis.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2021 12:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Geez..he was honored that Joe said he was a 'good boy' because of it? Ugh.
Posted by: lizabth at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (L3Rsz)
we were this close to a corrupt downlow tweaker getting the spot, well 50K, if we had the same voting system as say states north of us, we'd be in a world of hurt,
Posted by: no 6 at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (hMlTh)
And I was accused of being establishment, cowardly Republican.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:14 PM (Q9lwr) "
Yea, I happen to be one who agrees with you. As a kingmaker, he restraints are off and firing up the base, while humiliating the opposition it what he has always done best.
Posted by: IP at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (SDdI7)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2021 12:06 PM
They don't want this to stop. It employs too many people. Cops, lawyers, judges, probation officers, prison guards... The day dope stops coming into this country, a hundred thousand people lose their jobs.
Posted by: Detective Richie Roberts at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (jaNSQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (jaNSQ)
The DC Repubs should remain there until all J6 political prisoners have been freed.
Posted by: Captain Hate won't forget Michael Byrd Murdered Ashli Babbitt at December 23, 2021 12:24 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Detective Richie Roberts at December 23, 2021 12:19 PM (Do5/p)
An industry built on human suffering.
Not that we'll have any lack of work for judges. The right to a speedy trial has become an absolute joke in recent years, often a year or more from filing of charges to trial date.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at December 23, 2021 12:25 PM (Msrhc)
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Killing Flyover Americans amuses our betters.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 23, 2021 12:05 PM (uia9V)
The CDC must be believed. Our betters tell us so.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 23, 2021 12:54 PM (Fs5vw)
"Politics is downstream from culture"
So the takeover of entertainment/media is JUST as important.
Posted by: Evil Bunny at December 23, 2021 01:01 PM (wRtEo)
Posted by: MammaB at December 23, 2021 01:02 PM (USecl)
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It's 15% per testicle chomped off.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 02:58 PM (qfLjt)
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Let's have the names of those at the FDA who knew but still approved this poison. We need names for the lamppost bookings.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 04:12 PM (qfLjt)
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Only if the carpet matches the curtains.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 04:32 PM (qfLjt)
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I thought there was no Math involved. This is one of those middle school homework problems, isn't it? Sneaky.
Posted by: Ciampino at December 23, 2021 05:40 PM (qfLjt)
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