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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Charles Landelle [Hat Tip: OregonMuse]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 22, 2021 09:40 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 09:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 22, 2021 09:41 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:41 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Iris at December 22, 2021 09:41 AM (DibdT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (rjTIV)
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (NbCh4)
Posted by: Tuna at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: dantesed at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:43 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: blaster at December 22, 2021 09:43 AM (m96l3)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (DnWKq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
would hang
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (/U27+)
Would hang, would bang.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: dantesed at December 22, 2021 09:42 AM (88xKn)
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I punched the title through Google Translate and it came back as "Jewess of Tangier"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (IJES/)
19 "Juive" = jewish lass?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (/EuRN)
Oh, Italian. Never mind.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Jack Burton, who is up rather early at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (MwnFc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (QX4+f)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (DU+/6)
Be sure to wear some pine cones in your hair....
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Thank you! So I'm not seeing things.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (DU+/6)
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She was in the pool!
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (VJsqe)
She needs more support on her starboard side.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (gryET)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (ESjRY)
"Juive" = jewish lass?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (/EuRN)
________
Correct. La Juive by Fromental Halévy was an immensely popular 19th century opera.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:44 AM (VJsqe)
Get help...srsly.
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Grumpy Oldman at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (yMp8y)
Posted by: observer at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (eOFo+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (o2MD2)
The other one hasn't dropped yet.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (U2p+3)
Sounds like a lot of people want to see the rest of her dress...on the floor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)
his time, then finally decided
to paint a young lass,
but alack and alas,
he noticed her tits were lopsided.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 22, 2021 09:46 AM (PiwSw)
You beat me because I stopped to look up how to spell her name.
Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 09:49 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 09:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (AwYPR)
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I just need to keep my reading glasses closer by!
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:49 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:49 AM (DU+/6)
Would hang, would bang.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 09:45 AM (o2MD2)
_______
"Oy, Jake. The ceiling needs painting."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 09:49 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (bKdTl)
Posted by: Drunk Alfred at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Thank you! So I'm not seeing things.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (mD/uy)
Shoulders are different heights so it seems an intentional perspective.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (lNHqD)
Posted by: Juive de Tanger at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (eOFo+)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (/EuRN)
Looks like they migrated from Indian in the 1300s to Europe somehow.
Must have been fun going through the Islamic held regions then.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
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Horizontal Bop?
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)
Unless she's twenty feet wide - that's a lot of perspective!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (gryET)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (GYllL)
Drill Instructor: your other port, damnit
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 09:51 AM (VJsqe)
Points of her own, one sitting way up high
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (lNHqD)
The subject is a Jewish woman from Tangiers, Morocco.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Charles Landelle at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Doof
Shoulders?!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (j8PNF)
(Am I using that term correctly?)
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:53 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 09:53 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: observer at December 22, 2021 09:53 AM (eOFo+)
(Am I using that term correctly?)
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (GTm9R)
It's spelled "Gorges".
Posted by: Some volvo driving jagoff from Ithaca, NY at December 22, 2021 09:53 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 09:53 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 22, 2021 09:54 AM (slZUE)
- Dr. Fauci
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 09:54 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:54 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Doof
Shoulders?!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (mD/uy)
Yup. If not for the differing bewb heights, they would have gone unnoticed.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (maxIk)
And that's a genuinely lovely painting.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Drunk Alfred at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (kOpft)
There are some very tiny women out there with serious upper back problems. Take a look at our local new lady from waff48, Margo Gray. Link is safe for work and goes to a DDG results page of images.
https://is.gd/FGkPKI
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (mZUr4)
Most of that 'drop' is an illusion caused by her hair covering her shoulder. It's not that much difference, I think.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (maxIk)
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: observer at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (eOFo+)
And that's a genuinely lovely painting.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (eGTCV
When I was a lad, we referred to 'em as high beams.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 09:56 AM (gryET)
Posted by: Austria in the 40s...and now at December 22, 2021 09:56 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (U2p+3)
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Nurse, this other painting by him has a lot of clothing detail and might suit your fancy:
https://is.gd/odeCrK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 09:56 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Been to Tangiers,
It was a hole. Tried to walk around the market. The men were pigs. It stank. There were flies everywhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:56 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 22, 2021 09:57 AM (slZUE)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 09:57 AM (njfCw)
Lots of pictures of young women frolicking in the tall grass...
Do that in the US and you'll have hundreds of new friends crawling up your legs.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:57 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 22, 2021 09:57 AM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (U2p+3)
OM picking pictures he wouldn't use eh?
Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 22, 2021 09:55 AM (maxIk)
Perhaps the full length version of this will appear on a chess/dress thread??
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:57 AM (ESjRY)
Vhat makes you sink Europe iss any different?
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (GYllL)
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Anything you want for $50.
Posted by: Massage parlor masseuse at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (yQpMk)
Heh. Whenever I see people in shorts on TV or a movie walking through tall grass Im like OMG people Lyme disease!!!!!
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (Yeuqm)
The patron who ordered the portrait must have been very pleased.
Posted by: JTB at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (7EjX1)
Lots of pictures of young women frolicking in the tall grass...
Do that in the US and you'll have hundreds of new friends crawling up your legs.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 09:57 AM (ESjRY)
In my state yes. In other states not so much. Here the ticks and chiggers will suck you dry. In New Mexico they are seldom a problem.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (o2MD2)
It was a hole. Tried to walk around the market. The men were pigs. It stank. There were flies everywhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched
See also - most of the world.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (mD/uy)
It was a hole. Tried to walk around the market. The men were pigs. It stank. There were flies everywhere.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:56 AM (U2p+3)
What exactly is there to see in Morocco? Roman ruins?
Posted by: dantesed at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (88xKn)
https://is.gd/odeCrK
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Nice detail, yes. But those are more peasant dresses. This one looks more gypsy-ish.
She's very pretty. But probably wouldn't take any crap from you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (GYllL)
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Anything you want for $50.
Posted by: Massage parlor masseuse at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
But we're downtown! Shouldn't the price be $20?
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (lNHqD)
The subject is a Jewish woman from Tangiers, Morocco.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:52 AM (Q9lwr)
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My one year of high school French in the 9th grade fails me yet again.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (lNHqD)
The Word of The Day Is...
A pilgrim, while making a Hadj
In North Africa, saw a mirage
In the distance appears
A Jew from Tangiers
With a beautiful décolletage
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Massage parlor masseuse at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
Same as in town.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 10:00 AM (GTm9R)
Posted by: BifgBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (IJES/)
Yup...Napoleon, and the death of Socrates come to mind...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:00 AM (Q9lwr)
**************
That's why I do my frolicking in the winter.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (EU4kF)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)
She's a killer. Dynamite with a laser beam.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (Yeuqm)
From us she lived just down the block-o
The boys loved her, it seems
For her noted high-beams
Her nipples were hard as a rock-o
Sorry, I ain't no Muldoon
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: Massage parlor masseuse at December 22, 2021 09:58 AM (DU+/6)
Same as in town.
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 10:00 AM (GTm9R)
Damn, inflation really IS out of control!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)
So, she's an 'ette?
Posted by: GWB at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (GTm9R)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (njfCw)
Would work great as a sea-shanty, though.
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (flINI)
**************
That's why I do my frolicking in the winter.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (EU4kF)
Come on in, the water's fine!
Posted by: Candiru at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (4I/2K)
- Amy Shumer
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (Yeuqm)
- something Joe Mannix would tinyurl post
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (w9Wax)
- Amy Shumer
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:02 AM (Yeuqm)
COME ON YOU'RE NOT THAT FAT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2021 10:03 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 10:03 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 22, 2021 10:04 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 09:59 AM (U2p+3)
More like this?
https://is.gd/MFvKKN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:04 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 22, 2021 10:04 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
Your limerick skills are impressive, yet scary.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (fs1hN)
Beginning Jan. 3, you must show proof you are fully vax'd to enter bars, restaurants, fitness centers, and entertainment/recreational venues where food/drink are served." -- https://bit.ly/3eiGdIS
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Dear businesses,
Your customers didn't kill your business. Please remember that.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (uXonU)
I'm reminded of this scene from Rat Race https://youtu.be/vKgn49llvUo
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
++++
Flamethrower.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (8Sqzu)
Point of View - a limerick
There once was a girl from Tangiers
Who suffered the sum of all fears
Her nipples were showing
Whether coming or going
While her tush, it was left in arrears!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
Drink.
Problem solved.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
++++
Flamethrower.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (DU+/6)
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"I have an app for that."
-Elon Musk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
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One of the benefits of going electric is you will never run out of gas.
- Your California Regulators
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (uXonU)
COME ON YOU'RE NOT THAT FAT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 22, 2021 10:03 AM (/EuRN)
Yes she is. Plus, preggers, so there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (8Sqzu)
No kidding she actually looks like my wife, who comes from Mediterranean Sephardic stock.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (dfRN6)
Wall St: LOL
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM (Yeuqm)
=========
The only ones who believe now are the hardest hardcore of covid addicts.
They're overrepresented on Twitter and in the leftist media centers, though. So, anyone taking signals from either is going to have higher levels of resistance to going back to normal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (LvTSG)
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Indeed it is. Third world countries tend to be snow free.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (sX1BW)
Hire some neighborhood kids to do that.
But, these days, good luck finding any willing to work.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (njfCw)
******
Behold the awesome destructive power of a fully operational bit of doggerel.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
Go get gas at today's price instead of the likely higher price that's ahead
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:01 AM (4I/2K)
Guaranteed to blow your mind.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:06 AM
Anytime.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (fs1hN)
Mrs928 watches all those shows. I think the appeal is to make you feel better about yourself. "You think you suck? Look at these insane hoarders and fat people!"
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (yQpMk)
Indeed it is. Third world countries tend to be snow free.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (sX1BW)
Wait a bit, we're working on it.
Posted by: Amerikkka Donks at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (IJES/)
Who suffered the sum of all fears
Her nipples were showing
Whether coming or going
While her tush, it was left in arrears!
Posted by: Muldoon
We're are not worthy!!
*bows and prostrates ourselves*
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (mD/uy)
Posted by: pete at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (7qEST)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (r0ADi)
I still remember my junior year English teacher's nipples were noticeable in some of the tops she wore and it was a running joke that students would raise their hand and ask if we could close the windows, because it was getting a bit nipply in the room. I remember her being a very sweet and demure woman and when the comments started in the beginning of the school year, she was shy and embarrassed and would blush. After a while of this continuing through the year, her demeanor changed and she reacted with anger.
I will always remember her though for being the first teacher who gave me confidence in my writing ability. Soph year teacher was a bitter old witch who did nothing but put everyone down. So I came out of that experience with zero confidence in myself. "Miss Nipply" turned that all around with encourging comments on all my writing assignments.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (Do5/p)
https://is.gd/MFvKKN
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December
I love the dark green! But it looks like a sack. There's no shape. Dresses should fit the body, not always tight, but fit in the right places. A pretty woman doesn't have to showcase every single curve, leave something to the imagination!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:08 AM (mZUr4)
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And if gas prices went down by a penny since last night, offer up supplications to Biden for his great leadership.
If gas prices did go up, threaten to nationalize all the gas companies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (IJES/)
Doesn't that make this crap a lot easier to fight in court?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (w9H27)
Doesn't that make this crap a lot easier to fight in court?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (ESjRY)
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"I'm cumming so hard right now..."
-Allahpundit
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (mCh4j)
The house painted.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (uXonU)
__________
As you get older, that ceases to be a joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (/U27+)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2021 10:11 AM (ESjRY)
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Her whole tenure seems to be how can I make living in Chicago as shitty as possible.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:11 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
That is not snow. Everyone now acknowledges under emergency health military law that snow no longer exists.
Posted by: Al Gore at December 22, 2021 10:11 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: SH
Or so covered in snow it doesn't matter.
Free Tibet!
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:11 AM (uXonU)
Your customers didn't kill your business. Please remember that.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM
You left out the best parts of her decree:
This order will remain in effect until the City deems that the threat of COVID-19 to public health has diminished significantly.
To put it simply, if you have been living vaccine-free, your time is up. If you wish to live life as w/the ease to do the things you love, you must be vax'd.
This health order may pose an inconvenience to the unvaccinated, and in fact it is inconvenient by design.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:11 AM (Do5/p)
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Leave it to teenage boys to mess up a good thing by being unable to resist getting a cheap laugh. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Yeuqm)
But nothing for making life tough for criminals who shoot people with guns in Chicago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (8Sqzu)
You're thinking of Amsterdam.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 10:13 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (Yeuqm)
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The threat of national shutdowns and such is gone and won't be coming back.
It's just blue enclaves appealing to their battiest of constituents now.
Let them have it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (ESjRY)
Great movie! Ever see a similar movie from the late 70s called "Scavenger Hunt"? Big name cast but kinda obscure. One of my favorites from that time period.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:13 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Captain Ed at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (w9H27)
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I'm filing that away as a pickup line. Sadly, if she does, I don't have an ATV so would have to create some absurd scenario where I got burgled and the ATV stolen. I could "discover" this in real time and gain sympathy points.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Yeuqm)
I had an excellent English teacher like that, same year. Without the nipple aspect though LOL
I was in Advanced English with all the brainiacs, who spent the first several weeks looking at long-haired, leather-jacketed rock-n-roller me and wondering why I was in that class, but they soon accepted me. (The eggheads were cool that way. I went to a very clique-ish school but the Brains were always cool to everyone.) That teacher was very encouraging and helpful. Genuinely loved teaching. Wish they had all been that good.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (njfCw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (U2p+3)
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Aint that the truth!
Posted by: Megan Thee Stallion at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (fs1hN)
Marrakech, I believe
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
Marrakesh.
Hippie's loved the place.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (w9H27)
The house painted.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM (uXonU)
__________
As you get older, that ceases to be a joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (/U27+)
I heard you paint houses.
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (0OP+5)
In socialist regimes - either national or international - run of the mill criminals are treated better then dissidents.
Why? The criminals aren't a threat to the regime, and in fact with their more malleable moral standards can still be used for tasks others might refuse.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (ESjRY)
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I liked "Rat Race" but it always struck me as a discount version of "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM
"First they came..."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:07 AM
*picks up shovel again*
*makes rude gesture*
Posted by: Albania at December 22, 2021 10:14 AM (m+jkK)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO
As you get older, that ceases to be a joke.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
There's a reason we are building a barndominium.
Metal roof - no shingles, ever
Metal siding with metal framing - no painting or termites. Ever.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:15 AM (uXonU)
Sure, kitten. Keep playing with your stupid color wheel thingy.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 22, 2021 09:50 AM (lNHqD)
Looks like Tami!
Posted by: m at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Pk5po)
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (GYllL)
Yep. Why do people on the right get so upset at things that dont affect them? Chicago is 80-90% Democrat. Lock down forever. Who gives a fuck? Same with NYC. Wear 78 masks for the next 100 years if you want. I give less than zero fucks.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Yeuqm)
yes we should allow the Left to fully capture our major coastal port cities.
that seems like a great strategy.
Posted by: Back in Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)
Whitefield, New Hampshire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Q9lwr)
Sure, kitten. Keep playing with your stupid color wheel thingy.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (4I/2K)
Saw that last night. When is her primary going to be? '22?
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (IJES/)
Metal roof - no shingles, ever
Metal siding with metal framing - no painting or termites. Ever.
I never sleep.
Posted by: Rust at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (8Sqzu)
If gas prices did go up, threaten to nationalize all the gas companies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
You get it!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (mZUr4)
that seems like a great strategy.
Posted by: Back in Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (j9HX3)
Well, no pun intended, but that ship has already pretty much sailed before any of us were born.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (/EuRN)
I do feel sympathy - just like I do for the people in Austria or Australia, but those places are lost for now.
I'd love to see a President DeSantis in 2024 announcing an embargo on every country that forcibly injected people with the clot shot until their political leaders are brought before a Nuremberg style trial. I know...I dream way too much...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (ESjRY)
Her whole tenure seems to be how can I make living in Chicago as shitty as possible.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:11 AM (sX1BW)
I thank The Lord every day that my family moved away from that shithole while I was still a child.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G. Gnome will not comply at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (njfCw)
If gas prices did go up, threaten to nationalize all the gas companies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
You get it!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (mZUr4)
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I forgot to add...if gas prices go down, also threaten to nationalize gas companies because Biden obviously knows how to do it better than those in charge. He's in government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Bullshit. Outside of a few deep blue enclaves Covid has been a non entity for over a year. It is still only talked about because the msm wont shut up about it.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: B-52s at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (gryET)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (4I/2K)
Nice callback to last night's ONT. Well played!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 10:12 AM (eGTCV)
San Francisco?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)
Depends on how much of that opiated hash you smoke.
> Been to Tangiers, It was a hole.
> See also - most of the world
Also here, once we embrace the "carbon neutral" lifestyle. I used to think the "machinery = bad" people were just stupid... 'cause don't they know that slavery would soon be back if we didn't have machines?
Then I realized that they see slavery as a feature. If it comes to that, though, they may be surprised as to who is wearing the chains and who is holding the whip.
Posted by: Guy Who Only Reads Half the Comments at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (eGTCV)
Well...looking at Americas cities burning these last couple of years I'm going to file that under "disproven" now.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: B-52s at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (gryET)
That song needs to be retired forever.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Guy Who Only Reads Half the Comments at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (bW8dp)
"Why are we building a 150-foot sandstone statue of an Ewok again?"
"SHUT UP AND PULL, ZEK!" *whip-crack*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (ESjRY)
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"You act like this matters to us at all."
-Marxists
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (LvTSG)
Tin, roof, rusted...
Posted by: B-52s
Aluminum rusts? News to me.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (uXonU)
Yeah, well, the Mexican drug cartels are happy to hear that.
shorturl.at/cnDLS
Posted by: Rust at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)
Oh yes! Still a relatively common sight...for now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (Q9lwr)
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I'm pretty sure that's hate speech.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: DB at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (0KxNW)
Looks like Tami!
Posted by: m at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Pk5po)
The pic on her memorial page shows her to have been an attractive woman, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (FVME7)
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Yeah, well, so is, "It's okay to be white."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:21 AM (Yeuqm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:20 AM (FVME7)
Hate speech and policy violence.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 10:21 AM (gryET)
No more soup for you!
Posted by: Deep State Globalists at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (GYllL)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (IJES/)
Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo wrote the Rugrats theme.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (mZUr4)
He's been saying the right things, and in some cases doing the right things, though of course he made a lot of his money off of government electric vehicle subsidies.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)
That song needs to be retired forever.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (mZUr4)
Yeah. Biggest problem I have with them is they're largely a gimmick band, so the songs don't NEED to be 5 to 7 minutes long. You can get your schtick done in 3, dummy.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 10:17 AM
Not really. Illinois was Red (Governor) from 1977 to 2002. Voted Republican in Presidential election from 1968 to 1988. So it's only within the last 2 decades the state has gone to shit. Slowly, then all at once.
Chicago has always been corrupt though, just various levels of corruption throughout the decades.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (Do5/p)
"You'll never succeed in life unless Your Betters allow you to": Woke
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (/EuRN)
that seems like a great strategy.
Posted by: Back in Black Orchid at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (j9HX3)
Already done. The Looters in charge of the blue cities throw bread and circuses at The Moochers who vote them into office.
The Producers are left to foot the bill until they die, move or become A Moocher or A Looter.
It's how our cesspool blue states/cities operate and will never change until you eliminate either The Looters, The Moochers or both.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (w9H27)
I guess some of us still haven't died.
https://tinyurl.com/3eny3wr5
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (gryET)
But, these days, good luck finding any willing to work.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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A week ago I had a kid knock on my door and offer to mow my lawn. Either he's very industrious or he was sent as an emissary by the rest of the neighborhood to let me know in the gentlest way possible that my lawn is getting out of hand.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (gryET)
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I just can't wait until the producers of Star Trek Discovery wipe the mention of him from that episode where a character listed him as one of history's great visionaries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
I think if you really dug into it you'd find that Shitcago found that it could manufacture however many votes it wanted in the early 90s.
Perhaps the Clinton election provided the cover they needed as it moved a lot of really bad people into the federal executive branch.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:24 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (IJES/)
I actually enjoyed Ringo as the Station Master back in the day.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:24 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)
And NOW says no one should be getting government subsidies.
How convenient.
All billionaires don't want anyone else to have the opportunity to be billionaires. Funny, that.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runningrn at December 22, 2021 10:24 AM (XimbT)
Go to Rick's in Casablanca. Good atmosphere, gambling and hot euro women.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Posted by: Heavy Meta
Yeah. It's not like he ran Solyndra.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)
Strobe Light clocks in at 4 mins. Acceptable.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (mZUr4)
Go to Rick's in Casablanca. Good atmosphere, gambling and hot euro women.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (4thlk)
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I'm shocked, shocked!, that gambling is going on at Rick's!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Didn't Carlin also play that role on a different show?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (mD/uy)
Bite me, Senator Karen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:26 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (IJES/)
I think so. *checking* First elected 2018 so a 6-year term. The four county commissioners are elected to staggered 4-year terms.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood. at December 22, 2021 10:26 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (UnQlg)
Not yet...but it is in the planning stages.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:26 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Didn't Carlin also play that role on a different show?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (mD/uy)
Yes, IIRC. Then Baldwin, I think.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:26 AM (dfRN6)
7
The Horde does not disappoint.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 10:27 AM (5p7BC)
Didn't Carlin also play that role on a different show?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 22, 2021 10:25 AM (mD/uy)
I think Carlin was the original voice for Thomas the Train or whatever.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:26 AM (bW8dp)
That tweet almost cost me a keyboard...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 22, 2021 10:27 AM (gryET)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (UnQlg)
North Country? You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/7Z3QDBsQTsQ
Great version of on old Bob Dylan song. His original version is very forgettable.
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 10:28 AM (mZUr4)
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Very few wealthy individuals ever pay this amount of tax. Bill Gates will never pay $11 billion in taxes. Because he will never sell that amount of Microsoft stock.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:28 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (O6DoG)
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Embrace the healing power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:28 AM (DU+/6)
We are planning to be your neighbors, if you are generous with your definition of planning.
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:28 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM
Got to see They Might Be Giants in free concert in 1996 at Slayter Hill at Purdue. Outdoor amphitheater right across the street from my residence hall (Tarkington Hall!). I remember two songs, Constantinople and S-E-X-X-Y. I remember the latter as it was the first song I ever danced to in public with a girl (my girlfriend at the time). Yeah, I was 20 years old and had never danced in public before then. So that memory stays with me, as the first time I ever felt so comfortable with myself in public to forget about everything and just be in the moment with my girl. Short lived, as that feeling hasn't happened again since then.
Memories... *sigh*
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:28 AM (Do5/p)
Do you remember that old Budweiser commercial that used to run at Christmas time every year? It was shot in the valley right near my folks place.
That's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
https://tinyurl.com/3b5sf682
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
I think there were different versions for different markets maybe. I saw Ringo when I was in GB. Carlin might have been the first American version.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (dfRN6)
I read Paula Wolfert's biography...she's the one who popularized the cuisine of Southwest France.
She and her set hung out in Tangiers and other Moroccan locales in the late 1960s
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (jYQlA)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I see the fear mongers from WHO are out in force. Eff 'em!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (DJFLF)
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How do you know that she doesn't drown puppies as a pastime?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:31 AM (UnQlg)
I guess some of us still haven't died.
https://tinyurl.com/3eny3wr5
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 10:23 AM (3D/fK)
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Good infographic. One quibble is "Covid positive individuals", I suppose you can have kidney failure (for example) and be Covid positive, but the Covid positive may not be the cause of why you are in the hospital. Maybe this is irrelevant, but we'll never know. Another interesting data point is 24% of hospitals expecting staff shortages, what would be the cause of this, I wonder?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
I'm smart like that.
I also like his technique, it's subtle and gentle, not all in your face with bravura brushstrokes and passionate energy like John Singer Sargent, who by the way is my boyfriend.
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:28 AM (UnQlg)
As long as I can stop paying NJ state income tax before I die!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (F0YaR)
Good infographic. One quibble is "Covid positive individuals", I suppose you can have kidney failure (for example) and be Covid positive, but the Covid positive may not be the cause of why you are in the hospital. Maybe this is irrelevant, but we'll never know. Another interesting data point is 24% of hospitals expecting staff shortages, what would be the cause of this, I wonder?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (fs1hN)
And pray for those on ventilators........
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
I also like his technique, it's subtle and gentle, not all in your face with bravura brushstrokes and passionate energy like John Singer Sargent, who by the way is my boyfriend.
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (DJFLF)
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What if they're evil puppies? Like, baby Hitler puppies?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
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What if they're evil puppies? Like, baby Hitler puppies?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/44b85xv3
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, Peter. My cousin is broke and he don't do shit!
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:34 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
I hate the player and the game. Also near beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:34 AM (FVME7)
I hate the player and the game. Also near beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:34 AM (FVME7)
Agreed! How the fuck am I going to get drunk and fall down a set of stairs with near beer?
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2021 10:35 AM (mQ2+v)
First World Problem: my snowblower is out of gas. So do I just shovel the snow or go get gas? Either choice involves doing stuff.
We'll be delighted to take care of it for you! For free!
Posted by: April, May, and June at December 22, 2021 10:35 AM (dQvv7)
Metal roof - no shingles, ever"
Around 1946 my grandparents built this old house I live in now. Aluminum shingles, still no leaks.
Those "barndominiums" are cool concepts ... especially up north where going from house to barn/workshop/garage in winter is all indoors. I'm sure they have the venting essentials figured out.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 22, 2021 10:35 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:35 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 22, 2021 10:36 AM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
I have a website bookmarked that has deep breathing exercises designed to avoid pneumonia. Just in case.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Rosasharn at December 22, 2021 10:37 AM (yEBFM)
> Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Wait until they take a leaf from California's book. Those bastards are now attempting to collect California taxes even after you move out of state.
Their theory is apparently that if you earned the money in California, it belongs to California forever.
I won't even change planes in that state if I can possibly avoid it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:38 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rust
>It's my understanding your aim is impeccable even when you're not squeezing the trigger on the cocked hammer of an empty revolver.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 22, 2021 10:38 AM (r0ADi)
His website is chock-filled with excellent works of many and sundry themes:
https://donatoarts.com/gallery
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2021 10:38 AM (nQIkh)
Northern NH, 'Above the Notches'.
Posted by: fluffy
Dayum. That's north!
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:38 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2021 10:39 AM (Iv+w0)
Posted by: Rust
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Well, yeah.
Alec Baldwin might return to kill again. Gotta stay vigilant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:39 AM (LvTSG)
Northern NH, 'Above the Notches'.
Posted by: fluffy
Dayum. That's north!
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If it is above I-20, its north country.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (sX1BW)
This guy is the Conservative Media Ecosystem™, in a nice little "nutshell." Maybe he should get a tattoo of an American flag with a screaming eagle in front of it right on his forehead, to round out the whole thing. Jeebus.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (hQ23g)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:33 AM (LvTSG)
evil puppies are repelled by her aura and cannot approach
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (hQ23g)
So, you're saying that Black Rifle Coffee is looking at this guy for a sponsorship?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (csEWM)
-
I saw the light.
No sorrow in sight.
I saw the light.
I wandered along.
I claimed for my own.
I saw the light.
Wander and stray.
And narrow the way. I saw the light.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (DJFLF)
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Is that the guy that used to post at National Review? Wasn't Jack Murphy a psuedonym - he was LAPD?
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Then to Matrix Resurrections and then hanging out with Daughter again.
I love it here.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (nQIkh)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (8D42x)
If I leave now, I could get a coffee at Dunkin Donuts in Whitefield and be home in time for dinner.
Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (UnQlg)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (sX1BW)
I-20?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
I think that was Jack Dunphy. Or something Dunphy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (8D42x)
*looks at painting again hopefully*
No.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:43 AM (csEWM)
I-20?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (Q9lwr)
South of Dallas is the only one I know.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Hey, now. You have no way of knowing that she's simple.
Looks reasonably intelligent to me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:43 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
I think that was Jack Dunphy. Or something Dunphy.
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That's right. Jack Murphy is that Liminal Order guy. I've found some of his tweets provocative, but he mostly just seems to be some grifter using Twitter to gain a following about something called the Liminal Order. ?????
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (nQIkh)
Sister moved from CA to FL this past summer. I really need to get out there and visit her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 10:44 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
I think so. He'd appear periodically to tell you how justified a shooting was.
Meh. I have less and less faith in the boys in blue. Is it a tough job? Sure. But like this woman in Minnesota, if you think you're firing a taser, and you've actually fired a gun and killed someone, how do you think you're going to walk free on that?
Posted by: Wally at December 22, 2021 10:44 AM (mQ2+v)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (5p7BC)
I mean ....yeah i want to feel her if she hasn't killed too many.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (1UF4o)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
*Looks up liminal*
Ah, a fence sitter. Just what we need.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)
Ah, a fence sitter. Just what we need.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (csEWM)
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Perfect for House leadership, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
If it is above I-20, its north country.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (sX1BW)
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I thought I was the only person that carefully nursed and fed that opinion of where the artic circle really is located.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (IJES/)
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I'm waiting to see how the boys in blue in Chicago respond to the vaccine mandate.
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (Q9lwr)
South of Dallas is the only one I know.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
It runs east-to-west from Atlanta to just about 180 miles east of El Paso.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM (sX1BW)
The Boys on the Board are getting a lot of flack from the Boys Downtown!
-Rip Torn
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (Q9lwr)
South of Dallas is the only one I know.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Bad juju happens South of Dallas with Betty Lou or Alice.
https://youtu.be/q3LK1Mt3CZA
Posted by: Junior Brown at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (DJFLF)
It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
COVID-19
PCR tests are 'highly accurate' at detecting COVID-19 and variants, scientists and fact-checkers say
PCR tests can't detect COVID-19 accurately, let alone which fucking variant it is. PCR tests, by the admission of the guy who fucking developed them, are not to be used for diagnosis.
They are so fucking useless that both the FDA and CDC are discontinuing their use as of 12/31/21.
We live in stupid and evil times.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (Do5/p)
It's only worth about 5.99.
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (7LRwl)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (DJFLF)
Saw that. Somebody said they hope her family had some idea of her online activities because otherwise the Horde showing up like this would be pretty freaky.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (dfRN6)
Who typically rode a guanaco
She rode from Nebraska
All the way to Alaska
Where everyone called her cheechako.
(with apologies to Muldoon)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (bW8dp)
I love it here.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (nQIkh)
They used to have a Merry-Go-Round close by the Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
I used to have a few drinks and ride it to sober upon the way home for the evening years ago.
Last time I was there it cost a buck ride....bandits!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (w9H27)
Mid 50s, windy and overcast.
I am bundled up with a jacket and blankets, shivering.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Yes. I'm having a hard time processing this. So many losses in my world these past few years.
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (IJES/)
Ah...a joke...I was wracking my brain trying to thing of a Rte. 20 in New Hampshire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:49 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 22, 2021 10:49 AM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:49 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Juive de Tanger at December 22, 2021 10:49 AM (AMIL/)
Bad juju happens South of Dallas with Betty Lou or Alice.
https://youtu.be/q3LK1Mt3CZA
Posted by: Junior Brown at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (4I/2K)
That's one crazy guitar, but he picks it pretty damn good.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:19 AM (IJES/)
they also did a version of the new mickey mouse clubhouse song "hot dog" which is the intro to the show i think.
this rocked me almost as much as the first time i saw Alice Cooper selling Calloway golf clubs...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (5p7BC)
And it was in the high 20s this morning when I went outside -- in shorts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (Q9lwr)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 09:48 AM (Q9lwr)
Throw your clothes
On the floor
And I'll take my clothes off, too
Posted by: Boys to men at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (qyH+l)
We live in stupid and evil times.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
I will never use the term "fact checkers" ever again. I will simply replace it with "Opinions".
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 22, 2021 10:45 AM
I have not talked to my brother (Chicago police officer) in months. Last time I did though, he basically saw nothing amiss about all the COVID protocols and said he just went and got vaxxinated as told. When I told him that "vaccine passports" were coming and that was BS, he shrugged and said he didn't care since he's vaxxinated. Not sure if his attitude is shared by most among the force or not.
Considering the last few times I talked to him about this stuff, I felt like he was considering me a wackjob conspiracy nut, I'm not interested in speaking about it with him anytime soon.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:51 AM (Do5/p)
https://youtu.be/q3LK1Mt3CZA
Posted by: Junior Brown at December 22, 2021 10:47 AM (4I/2K)
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That's one crazy guitar, but he picks it pretty damn good.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Concur. I enjoyed that one. and he does use his tuning pegs like a whammy bar.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:51 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (0OP+5)
Do they have a fudge shoppe too, like in Gatlinburg?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (vuisn)
I am bundled up with a jacket and blankets, shivering.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (5p7BC)
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If it were mid 50's today where I live, I'd be out on the motorcycle.
Posted by: Turn Two at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (wkUlG)
Concur. I enjoyed that one. and he does use his tuning pegs like a whammy bar.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:51 AM (IJES/)
Yes...and at the end, it actually appears to have a whammy bar on it.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM
Are they really opinions if you're just reporting out propaganda that you are ordered to spread? They're not even propagandists, they're useful idiots of the propagandists (WEF).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)
Ate least she isn't the Jewess of Satsumas. They're a bit smallerish.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (IJES/)
How many men die annually, while suffering from Male Pattern Baldness?
Yet....not a national emergency.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 10:53 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 22, 2021 10:53 AM (YynYJ)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (DJFLF)
And yet Brandon and Pelosi are still hanging around.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 10:53 AM (Ez6QX)
Scumbag.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2021 10:53 AM (nQIkh)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 10:54 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: kallisto at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (DJFLF)
Saw that. Somebody said they hope her family had some idea of her online activities because otherwise the Horde showing up like this would be pretty freaky.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 22, 2021 10:48 AM (dfRN6)
I went over to drop my condolences. as you said Robbie, i hope they had some clue, the veritable menagerie of nics and pseudonyms will mortify some of the more genteel family members if she has them. but i'm sure the outpouring of condolences from internet friends will be a warm blessing to her loved ones.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:54 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 10:51 AM (UHVv4)
I fucking love juice.
Posted by: Hipster Hitler at December 22, 2021 10:54 AM (/EuRN)
Hard to find here, but my absolute favorite citrus.
I can eat an entire box in a day, without a bit of difficulty.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 10:54 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 22, 2021 10:55 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Well, Facebook admitted in court that they weren't checked. That it was just opinions.
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:55 AM (uXonU)
Posted by: Eromero at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (0OP+5)
If you live west of El Paso, you have the severed heads to look at.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:56 AM (yQpMk)
I went over to drop my condolences. as you said Robbie, i hope they had some clue, the veritable menagerie of nics and pseudonyms will mortify some of the more genteel family members if she has them. but i'm sure the outpouring of condolences from internet friends will be a warm blessing to her loved ones.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:54 AM (8D42x)
I didn't use my nick......guess I should've, but it doesn't matter. It's not about me.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto
Google says he died in 1925.
Guess he doesn't eat much.....
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 10:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 10:56 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
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Only problem with going to get gas is you end up compressing the snow in the driveway, so you don't get the nice, clean look when you do snowblow. On the other hand, if you get gas now, you're ready for the next storm, too.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM (CAJOC)
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But great nips!
And I had to DDG 'satsuma/s' as to me that's a type of porcelain!
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM (UHVv4)
Posted by: Eli Cash at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM (zNl8d)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM (1UF4o)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 22, 2021 10:53 AM (YynYJ)
They do not know how infectious the initial bug is, or any of the variants identified before Omicron. They have estimates. They will never admit that for public consumption.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM (AMIL/)
I can eat an entire box in a day, without a bit of difficulty.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice. Asymptomatic raycist at December 22, 2021 10:54 AM (3D/fK)
waay back in the day, post high school, but pre-Army, Plaquemines Parish used to have a Satsuma festival in Port Sulpher, LA. That was when I was attempting to get a job setting the nitro charges in the casing so the oil rig could pump mud into the crude oil chamber. Was turned down because I wasn't 21. So I joined the Army and was fooking around with w88 nukes within 18 months.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: 496 at December 22, 2021 10:58 AM (VJsqe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:58 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 10:58 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Clark Griswold at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 22, 2021 10:53 AM (YynYJ)
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Isn't this contradicted by the travel restrictions from South Africa?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (CAJOC)
https://mdl.artvee.com/sftb/401018mt.jpg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM
Are they really opinions if you're just reporting out propaganda that you are ordered to spread? They're not even propagandists, they're useful idiots of the propagandists (WEF).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 10:52 AM (Do5/p)
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As a former software developer, I'm imagining a room full of idiots calling themselves Narrative Engineers and pumping out shit pulled out of their asses directly to the production network and environment sans -- with possibly a little echo-chamber fellow-idiot focus group testing first.
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (hGv7y)
So highly accurate in 95% false positives that it's being phased out on Dec 31 to a new test that actually differentiates WuFlu from the flu, cold, chicken pox, etc. (there's a list of 17 things that trigger a positive somewhere. I'll never find it again)
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 11:00 AM (l0Lgi)
What a coincidence!
I am high. It is the 20's. And I am in some shorts.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2021 11:00 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)
i did, but mostly because that would have been how she knew me. but you're right Sponge, it's not about us and you did what's best for you.
what really matters is we offered heart felt condolences to her family.
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:00 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 22, 2021 10:58 AM (yQpMk)
Kumquat?
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (AwYPR)
https://mdl.artvee.com/sftb/401018mt.jpg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (DU+/6)
She's hurling a +100 damage spell at some
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 22, 2021 10:59 AM (CAJOC)
Our rulers just want to bring down their iron fists. The fact that South Africa dropped their quarantines doesn't matter. There's big money involved.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2021 10:57 AM
Data has been out there since May 2020 showing that the virus/disease has a 99.99% recovery/survivability rate for everyone under 60 and healthy. Yet, they do not report that and instead have been treating it since the March 2020 lockdowns as if it is the plague.
This is deliberate. They know the facts. They are lying. On purpose. Always have been. Because this was never about health or science. Always has been about The Great Reset.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rickb223 Pureblood - non-GMO at December 22, 2021 10:29 AM (uXonU)
Adirondacks...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 22, 2021 11:02 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:05 AM (Yeuqm)
I'd go get gas.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:02 AM (2JVJo)
I am high. It is the 20's. And I am in some shorts.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 22, 2021 11:00 AM (4vi12)
You wanna know the sad thing: I thought this was a drug fueled time travel joke at first.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:02 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (8D42x)
This goes back around 10-20 years, but Alice Cooper had a 4 handicap then. Supposedly, Tiger Woods came to play at Alice's annual charity event; afterwards, he said "I wouldn't spot him 4 strokes. He plays better than that." Something along that line.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 22, 2021 11:02 AM (F0YaR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (Do5/p)
Yep. And somehow crippling young men (but not the illegals) will help. Makes you wonder why they're here. I hate our leaders.
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 22, 2021 10:40 AM (hQ23g)
Roided up douchebag. There's a few of them in "conservative" circles. I know Dave Reaboi is Ace's close friend but he's another one that swings wildly in his opinions and has strange anger issues.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (4thlk)
First World Solution: call AAA and tell them you ran out of gas.
Posted by: t-bird at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (l0Lgi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (csEWM)
++++
And if you don't, I'm here to help.
Posted by: Kentucky Jelly at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:56
Well, unless anyone in her family also regularly read the comments here, no one will recognize the nics... other than other AoSHQ commenters leaving comments there. So, yeah, likely doesn't matter. The sentiment and messages of support is what's important.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (4thlk)
Not to put too fine a point on it... but "strange anger issues" are the reason I hang out here so damn much.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Kentucky Jelly at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (DU+/6)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (csEWM)
I hate that RINO Chaaaaaaalike Baker, but at least he kept the Dems from completely letting their freak flag fly.
In any event, when this passes, I say fuck it. Local pub? You won't get my business. Grocery store? Fuck you, I'll have stuff delivered.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: SturmToddler
Martha Stewart selling her prison crafts.
https://bit.ly/3JmfXeW
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bette Midler at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (4vi12)
This is deliberate. They know the facts. They are lying. On purpose. Always have been. Because this was never about health or science. Always has been about The Great Reset.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:01 AM (Do5/p)
All we get from our Betters is:
Positive Test = Agonizing Death within two weeks.
Posted by: Gref at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (AMIL/)
Not to put too fine a point on it... but "strange anger issues" are the reason I hang out here so damn much.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (/EuRN)
This place is Tourette's on steroids.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (2JVJo)
New Law: No deliveries to the Houses of the Unclean.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:06 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM (8D42x)
This goes back around 10-20 years, but Alice Cooper had a 4 handicap then. Supposedly, Tiger Woods came to play at Alice's annual charity event; afterwards, he said "I wouldn't spot him 4 strokes. He plays better than that." Something along that line.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 22, 2021 11:02 AM (F0YaR)
lol, i can believe it. i mean, there had to be a reason besides 90s nostalgia that Calloway had him selling the clubs...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:06 AM (8D42x)
She needs more support on her starboard side.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 22, 2021 09:47 AM (GYllL)
I volunteer as tribute.
Posted by: mrp at December 22, 2021 11:06 AM (6eRlp)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 22, 2021 11:03 AM (4thlk)
I've got those in spades, believe you me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
What the fuck are you talking about?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Kentucky Jelly at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (DU+/6)
should you be called Jam? wouldn't that be a bit more accurate?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (8D42x)
None of this is a sign of anything other than people are easily duped. How the f*** are people stall falling for this BS?
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:04 AM (/EuRN)
This place is Tourette's on steroids.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Wouldn't have it any other way.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Doug at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (8/lc0)
What the fuck are you talking about?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)
That's hot.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:56
I didn't use my nic. And I noticed you didn't include your signature word in your guestbook message. Good restraint!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
What the fuck are you talking about?
Posted by: Jordan61
ISWYDT !
Posted by: JT at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (FVME7)
Whats a good symbol that I can make in yellow and sew onto my jacket?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ripley at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (MxEKc)
We're Americans. You set up a tent for a free kick in the grundle, seed the line with a dozen ringers, and you'll have them lined up around the block for three days.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (/EuRN)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
What the fuck are you talking about?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)
probably referring to one of my occasional caffeine fueled invective filled rants about some stupid fucker in my office or a failure of common sense in some hired help...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: ShainS -- Beware the Branch Covidians at December 22, 2021 10:5
I imagine it is something like from the movies Boiler Room and The Wolf of Wall Street. Boiler Room he talks about having a book filled with "rebuttals" to have ready for every excuse to not buy stock. The Wolf of Wall Street they do something similar when training the people in the beginning to start selling stock to rich people.
I imagine it's the same thing on social media. They have a book with "rebuttals" for every COVID-19 Plandemic fact that somehow gets through all the censorship. And they share it like the journolist, so everyone has the same "rebuttals" for their talking points.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: t-bird
Little Known True Fact(TM):
The test for HIV has a list of things that cause a false positive that is a mile long, including pregnancy and a previous malaria infection.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (nQIkh)
Here in Northern Virginia, the testing sites are swamped because air travelers have to have a negative COVID test. The line in Arlington is 200 people deep every day.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (4vi12)
I didn't use my nic. And I noticed you didn't include your signature word in your guestbook message. Good restraint!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (mZUr4)
LOL!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
I mean, which would you prefer: apple jelly or seeded blackberry for your assignation?*
*Geez, I sometimes make myself wince.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (csEWM)
With one boobeh a slightly low hanger,
But a Moron said, "Hell,
You never can tell,
They might even up if I bang her."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (P3gRi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 22, 2021 11:07 AM (Ez6QX)
Bacon.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (RmsRO)
Whats a good symbol that I can make in yellow and sew onto my jacket?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (axyOa)
#&128405
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:56
I didn't use my nic. And I noticed you didn't include your signature word in your guestbook message. Good restraint!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (mZUr4)
That would have been an awesome inside joke. I didn't know Tami that well but I want to believe she'd be smiling up there because of it.
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SturmToddler
I had a co-worker who claimed to know him when he was younger. The golf club salesman is his real personality. The shock-rocker is entirely made up. Moreso than most celebs.
Posted by: mikeski at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (P1f+c)
It's Official: New White House Dog To Be Named Karl Barx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (FVME7)
I like Gerry Barksia
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Raise your hand if your first awareness of Tourette's came from an episode of LA Law
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:56
I didn't use my nic. And I noticed you didn't include your signature word in your guestbook message. Good restraint!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM (mZUr4)
AND high on the list of reasons why i'm going to hell is just how loud i laughed at this in the office. I'm sure Tami would have laughed, but oh lord the image in my head right now...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:11 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:11 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 10:50 AM
He was good friends and used to regularly play golf with Glen Campbell. Imagine hearing their conversations on the links.
Posted by: Bert G at December 22, 2021 11:12 AM (AvN9S)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:12 AM (axyOa)
Raise your hand if your first awareness of Tourette's came from an episode of LA Law
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (mZUr4)
*raises hand*
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (mZUr4)
*raises fucking hand*
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:12 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: CN...FJB at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (ONvIw)
Choose! Choose the form of your destructor!
Posted by: Gozer the Destructor at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Doof
My first awareness was from a book, "Motherless Brooklyn." Fantastic read.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (c3Ies)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (mZUr4)
I don't watch network TV. What is Tourette's??
FUCK!! ASS!!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Gozer the Destructor at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (4vi12)
I actually really want to try a cinnamon apple jam on buttered toast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (csEWM)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM
Fuck! Ass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R_5bqsH080&t=125s
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (Do5/p)
Choose! Choose the form of your destructor!
Posted by: Gozer the Destructor at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (4vi12)
wouldn't that be ribbed for her pleasure?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)
Raise your hand if your first awareness of Tourette's came from an episode of LA Law
Posted by: Doof
First I ever heard about it was in an episode of Quincy, M.E.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:05 AM
Fuck! Ass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R_5bqsH080&t=125s
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (Do5/p)
========
Barbara Streisand!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2021 10:42 AM (Q9lwr)
South of Dallas is the only one I know.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
It runs east-to-west from Atlanta to just about 180 miles east of El Paso.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (IJES/)
Also west-to-east.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (Pk5po)
Posted by: Doo
A kid in my first platoon. I had some weird guys.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Gozer the Destructor at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (4vi12)
Carbs and Sugar it is!
Posted by: Count de Monet, PureBlood at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (4I/2K)
artist was probably trying for tangierenes
Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (csEWM)
sounds good, but i need some good apple butter now...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Gozer the Destructor at December 22, 2021 11:15 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:10 AM (mZUr4)
Nah...some Vonnegut novel.
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:15 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:08 AM
It's the lack of available quality salsa. We desperately need National Salsa Control. For the chirren!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (63Dwl)
A Quincy M.E. reference -- Nice!!
Posted by: Doof at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:13 AM (csEWM)
sounds good, but i need some good apple butter now...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (8D42x)
Rumchatta - liquid cinnamon toast, about 60 proof.
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 11:16 AM (IJES/)
Posted by: BifBewalski (IJES/) - at December 22, 2021 10:46 AM (IJES/)
Also west-to-east.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2021 11:14 AM (Pk5po)
Heh....also ends @ Florence SC
Posted by: BignJames at December 22, 2021 11:17 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Joe XiDen - I miss the Delta Variant at December 22, 2021 10:16 AM (Yeuqm)
Yep. Just wall 'em off.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (P3gRi)
The ABC newsmagazine 20/20 did a piece on an NBA player with Tourettes. Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf. An anti-American dickwad.
Posted by: Gozer the Destructor at December 22, 2021 11:18 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (1UF4o)
buzz-buzz buzzzzz buzz buzz buzzzz.
Posted by: Jack Klugman's Electrolarynx at December 22, 2021 11:20 AM (4vi12)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 22, 2021 11:21 AM (Iv+w0)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 22, 2021 10:22 AM (ESjRY)
I think that falls under the rubric of, "If a fool and his money are soon parted, then I am morally obligated to get me some if it."
Posted by: Snake Plissken at December 22, 2021 11:23 AM (P3gRi)
I mean, which would you prefer: apple jelly or seeded blackberry for your assignation?*
*Geez, I sometimes make myself wince.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 22, 2021 11:09 AM (csEWM)
Or quince.
Posted by: m at December 22, 2021 11:29 AM (Pk5po)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 22, 2021 12:11 PM (nRMeC)
A jab is as good as a nip.
Posted by: Saf at December 22, 2021 02:37 PM (PgqFp)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 23, 2021 03:09 AM (FLiOE)
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