Buzzfeed Holiday Party, With Masking and Vaxing Rules in Place, Is a #SuperSpreader Event

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NEW -- Several triple-vaccinated staffers infected with #COVID19 following BuzzFeed's Holiday party in NYC -- with mask rules & vaccination cards entry.

A sophisticated, vaccinated crowd.

Several BuzzFeed staffers have been infected with Covid-19 following the company's Holiday party in Manhattan last week, according to a report from Insider.
Three BuzzFeed employees who tested positive following the party told Insider that they were vaccinated and received their booster shots prior to contracting Covid-19 at the event, and are experiencing mild symptoms.
BuzzFeed has reportedly strengthened Covid-19 protocols following the party and amid a surge of cases in New York City, including putting a temporary freeze on group meetings over six people, requiring masks in the office until further notice, and freezing all non-essential business travel until the new year.
The company is also conducting contact tracing, as well as offering free testing for close contacts.

The rules were strict, but did not stop the #SuperspreaderEvent:

"BuzzFeed requires vaccinations for staffers, and partygoers had to present their vaccination cards to get into the event," Perlberg reported, noting that CEO Jonah Peretti was in attendance. "Two days before the party, BuzzFeed updated its rules to require masks 'unless you are actively eating or drinking.'"

This is a great time to bring up Jake Tapper's Maskless Sweater Party from a few days back.

Jake Tapper just sat three feet away from Amy Klobuchar and asked her -- neither wearing a mask -- if she felt her life were threatened when Ted Cruz spoke to her at Bob Dole's funeral when he spoke to her without a mask. She herself was wearing her mask improperly -- nose out -- and then took it off to talk.

But Tapper, incredibly, demanded to know if she felt that Cruz put her life in danger by speaking to her, a former cancer patient (now fully recovered, she insisted over his protestations that she was still fragile!) by speaking to her without mask.

While, amazingly, asking this question without himself wearing a mask.

The left really believes that, being God's Perfect Avenging Angels on earth, they are divinely immune to disease, so they are free to ignore the health and safety fascism they impose on their political enemies.

But it soon got even worse. Because then Jake Tapper posted pictures of him and his staffers showing off at their Holiday Sweater Party -- with no social distancing and, of course, wearing no masks.

Now, Jake Tapper, like every other NPC on CNN, has been reporting since before Thanksgiving that the Omicron variant is 1, much more infectious than Delta (which was, in turn, much more infectious than alpha, which was much more infectious than almost any other upper respiratory tract virus), and 2, also was probably largely unaffected by the vaccine, due to the large number of mutations in its spike proteins.

Jake Tapper has been reading that from papers other people wrote for him nonstop.

So... why would Jake Tapper believe it's okay to hug his coworkers closely, with no social distancing and no masks? And just claim, "it's okay, we're vaxed?"

Do you not listen to yourself as you blabble out the news written for you by other people? Have you not heard yourself saying, repeatedly, "Scientists fear that Omicron may be largely unaffected by the vaccine"?

Ted Cruz is very confused by Jake Tapper's rapid cycling between states of intense covid fear and gay-hearted covid YOLO-itude, and I don't blame him.

Is it just as simple as what we've come to believe: That none of these motherf**king fascist monsters believe a rotten lie they're vomiting at us, and are just gaslighting us to control us and to gain some scummy political advantage?

Or is it perhaps that they're the sort of stupid fools who have been deluded by Biden's constant Disinformation about covid-- about Biden's repeated, and false, claims that people with covid are incapable of catching covid and incapable of spreading covid?

I mentioned this yesterday but I would like to repeat it:

The White House deputy spokeswoman -- the runner-up in competency to Jen Psaki, to put that in perspective -- cannot explain why President Ice Cream Cone continues to spread the Deadly Disinformation that the vaccinated cannot spread covid.

Seriously, that's potentially dangerous misinformation. If someone believes that his vaccinated status means that he cannot spread covid, period, he may ignore cold symptoms and visit an elderly relative. Thinking: What's the harm? It can't be covid, and even if it is, I can't spread it. President Ice Cream Cone told me so ten times.

And then the infected person hugs grandma and spends four hours speaking with her in close quarters, and then grandma is infected.

And then Grandma dies.

All because President Ice Cream Cone lied.

And because Twitter and Facebook and Google refused to provide the warnings they slap on everyone else's "disinformation" to Ice Cream Cone's disinformation.

Causing low-information people, people incapable of reading CDC reports stating in easy-to-read English that the vaccinated can both catch and transmit covid -- uneducated, slow-witted, easily-deceived people -- people like Jake Tapper -- to believe that it's safe for them to hug their coworkers without masks, in this dangerous Age of Omicron.

Jake Tapper is Sunday Morning Jacob, the fire-and-brimstone Covid Preacher condemning the unrighteous to ICU damnation every virtual mass.

But he's also Saturday Night Jack, whoring and coking his face off at the maskless brothel.

Can't have it both ways, Jakey. Either live your life per the Holy CDC Scripture both on and off the camera, or stop preaching covid hellfire at us.

Remember: Not only won't social media monopolists correct The Regime's dangerous disinformation about the vaccinated being unable to spread covid, they'll actually censor and ban those who correctly note the CDC's statement that the vaccinated can spread covid.

From Mediaite:

"When tweets include misleading information about Covid-19, we may place a label on those tweets that includes corrective information about that claim," the website notes in a section detailing its rules about Covid-19 misinformation. "We may apply labels to tweets that contain, for example... false or misleading claims that people who have received the vaccine can spread or shed the virus (or symptoms, or immunity) to unvaccinated people."

The Regime has rewritten science according to political whim and current needs, and its corporate partners rush to censor anyone who remembers "the old science."

"Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."

Special Bonus Hypocrisy: Not only is Jake a Covid Hypocrite, he's also a Race Hypocrite.

He loves to wag the finger of shame at others who he thinks must Do Better (Do Better, People) on Race, but the fact is: CNN So White and Jake is very comfortable within this White Supremacist Citadel of Systemic Racism.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 17, 2021 12:17 PM (bVYXr)

2 But joe biden insisted just yesterday that if you are vaccinated and had the booster you can't get covid.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 17, 2021 12:18 PM (bVYXr)

3 Not first. Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 17, 2021 12:18 PM (DiFjq)

4 HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:18 PM (8D42x)

5 Ugly people in ugly sweaters. Nice.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (wAnMi)

6 Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (qQU8E)

7 Boom

Posted by: Vincent Gambini at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (BgMrQ)

8 mornin'!

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (0G13K)

9 Is Jake Tapper the short one wearing the red elf sweater?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (P7Iz+)

10 I hate this damn Dell laptop. It takes a bloody age to load AoSHQ.

#icouldabeenfirst

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 17, 2021 12:21 PM (BgMrQ)

11 I feel so bad... Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at December 17, 2021 12:21 PM (TdaKq)

12 I'd have to hear what he said in the full context"

Ah, the full context. The all-purpose excuse for when you've been caught in a lie, and can't think of anything intelligent to say.

Also, WTH is with all the llamas?

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (ZsR3z)

13 On one hand, that pic is so blazingly white, on the other, there's a couple girls there who kinda need an injection...

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (8erNz)

14 Is Tapper wearing acid-wash jeans?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

15 Also, WTH is with all the llamas?

I mean, alpacas, sure, but llamas?

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (ZsR3z)

16 I had to explain to a vaxxer that she was the true super spreader.
Me: Since the "vaccine" doesn't keep you from catching covid, what is it for?
Her: To lessen symptoms.
Me: Exactly. And since your symptoms are lessened, you may not know you have it and spread it around to everyone else.

Instead of Typhoid Marys, we should call out Covid Cathys.

Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:23 PM (Xpj5t)

17 Dear Chevy, thanks for making me ball my eyes out...

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2021 12:23 PM (sVtYq)

18 14 Is Tapper wearing acid-wash jeans?

lol

does he have hypercolors shirts at home?

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:23 PM (0G13K)

19 "Look, I could have been wearing a mask at that time, but I'd rather support our troops. No they have nothing to do with each other, but you seem to forget that I'm a good friend to our troops." ~ Jake "I'm a good friend to our troops" Tapper

Posted by: Flyguy at December 17, 2021 12:23 PM (3sOO0)

20 I like that Douchey McTubberson on the left is such a corporate toadying bootlicker, that he puts CNN on his sweater.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (ZsR3z)

21 Looks like Jake is having a very white Christmas.

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (AwYPR)

22 Is Fauci in prison yet?

Just checking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (guGkK)

23 Three people have been diagnosed with Omicron in Oregon thus far.

They were all vaccinated.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (I2/tG)

24 And yet none of them died.

None of them were hospitalized.

They only knew because they're addicted to testing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

25 Does it matter if you are vaccinated and masked if you are banging a sten... copy edi... gal in an office in the back?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (E2Y9z)

26 I hate this damn Dell laptop. It takes a bloody age to load AoSHQ.

Windows 3.1 is a fine operating system. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (guGkK)

27 Lucky for us twatter, goolag and fb will give you a strike or worse if you tell people that vaccinated can spread the coof, right? Because fact check.

Get the latest information from the CDC about COVID-19.
See more resources on Google >

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (wAnMi)

28 I am so freaking sick of this stupid overwrought flu

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (j9HX3)

29 It couldn't possibly be that the accepted mitigations like masking are useless and that the dominant strains (Delta and Omicron) are vax-resistant, could it? And the testing conflation of various viruses and high false positive rates also can't be a factor, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (DU+/6)

30 #SuperSpreader Event is an orgy dog whistle, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (yxWAx)

31 They only knew because they're addicted to testing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

Psst.

*does not look over*

Wanna buy some 'Vid test kits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (E2Y9z)

32 Do you get a free hit in the face with an ugly stick when you get a booster shot? That picture seems to suggest, yes.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (/umJ9)

33 It's not hard to slip into the mindset that there never really was a pandemic. It was all the response to a coordinated panic that killed the people, and most of those people were older than the average age of death already.

We recommend no treatment, then come back so we can put you on a ventilator until you die.

This wasn't a pandemic. This was something else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (hsOar)

34 I'm part of the Ruling Class, so I don't have to wear a mask!

Only peasants and servants have to wear masks!

Posted by: Jake The T! at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (I2/tG)

35 Is Tapper wearing acid-wash jeans?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (Ez6QX)

Pre-wrinkled, too.

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (AwYPR)

36 20 I like that Douchey McTubberson on the left is such a corporate toadying bootlicker, that he puts CNN on his sweater.

it's to show his support for pedophilia

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (j9HX3)

37 You know, the journawist as a supah spweader is not a new thing. Back in my day, wots and wots of times I did what it took to "interwogate" a source.

But I digwess.

Posted by: Baba Wawa at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (FJYfm)

38 Is Jake Tapper the guy wearing the menorah sweater?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (eGTCV)

39
unvaccinated
still alive

the powers that be will never let this mask thing go, you know

Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (NGU8J)

40 Tapper doesn't sound Jewish. Is it his real name? It would be really funny if it was a fake name for his "career".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (UuD2k)

41 If "intelligent" people had a "look", it wouldn't resemble anything in that picture.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (/umJ9)

42 One might call Tapper's sweater incredibly denominational. I actually think it looks nice, but woud he permit his staffers to wear something with Bible verses or a cross? Get outta here. One rule for the masters, one rule for the slaves.

Posted by: trev006 at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (Eqkqm)

43 Heh. Leftards are faced with their stupidity every day. But like a dog returning to its vomit, learn nothing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (eJn7u)

44 26 I hate this damn Dell laptop. It takes a bloody age to load AoSHQ.

Windows 3.1 is a fine operating system. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (guGkK)

Pffft...3.1

My good man, I'm current with Vista. Get with the times1

Posted by: Vincent Gambini at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (BgMrQ)

45 How could that be called a party? A collection of fools, liars, grifters and folks with simian-like intellects - sure.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (mD/uy)

46 Remember: Not only won't social media monopolists correct The Regime's dangerous disinformation about the vaccinated being unable to spread covid, they'll actually censor and ban those who correctly note the CDC's statement that the vaccinated can spread covid.

=========

I believe they changed this policy after it was reported.

The policy now says that they will ban people who say that vaccinated people can spread the vaccine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

47 > does he have hypercolors shirts at home?

No Fear hypercolor shirts. And Big Johnson shirts hanging right next to those.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (sG4Hj)

48 32 Do you get a free hit in the face with an ugly stick when you get a booster shot? That picture seems to suggest, yes.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (/umJ9)

The one on the far right is tall... hmmmm *downs shot* Put me in, Coach.

Wait! Is she a dude?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (E2Y9z)

49 Tapper looks awful. Not Golbergian-level hobo, but very beaten down.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (AD3JT)

50 I think I would like to get omicron as that would probably provide natural immunity to the more harmful covid strains. But I'm not going to go to a furry convention or something weird to try and make it happen.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (3cGpq)

51 Is Jake Tapper the short one wearing the red elf sweater?
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (P7Iz+)

ngl, the second from right is kind of cute. but i'm sure rabbid leftist so, my name is Ron Mexico and i'm from london....

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (8D42x)

52 Does it matter if you are vaccinated and masked if you are banging a sten... copy edi... gal in an office in the back?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (E2Y9z)

"But he told me he was vaccinated!?!"

"Ma'am, it's herpes. Oh, and Covid, that one came back positive too."

Posted by: Flyguy at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (3sOO0)

53 " he may ignore cold symptoms and visit an elderly relative. Thinking: What's the harm? It can't be covid, and even if it is, I can't spread it. President Ice Cream Cone told me so ten times. -- And then Grandma dies."

Plus --- they may not even have symptoms, but still be shedding the virus. ... Making every vaxxed person a silent but deadly (for grandma) threat, all day every day.

Unvaxxed are a much lower threat, since they will have symptoms and stay home, a practice done normally by responsible people until the C19 PsyOp.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

54 I was reading the worse thing you can do is vaccinate in the middle of a pandemic. That's just daring the virus to mutate.

Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (Xpj5t)

55 That first photo sure has a lot of white snowflake privilege reigning down on us ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (yxWAx)

56 Is Jake Tapper the guy wearing the menorah sweater?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (eGTCV)

Yes, next to that not at all gay ginger guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (Ez6QX)

57 40 Tapper doesn't sound Jewish. Is it his real name? It would be really funny if it was a fake name for his "career".

lol you're kidding right? of course it's a false name.

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (j9HX3)

58 How many candles in a Menorah?

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (6Je/Q)

59 Some people online were defending the Jake Tapper pictures by saying they only took off their masks for the picture.

Other cheeky people pointed out that several people in the background of those pictures also don't have masks on.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (sG4Hj)

60 how come there are no black people in the picture

Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (NGU8J)

61 15 Also, WTH is with all the llamas?

I mean, alpacas, sure, but llamas?
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (ZsR3z)

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So you'd choose the Alpacalypse over Llamageddon, then, right?

Posted by: 496 at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (VJsqe)

62 Those sweaters aren't even diverse.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (6Q3nU)

63 So... why would Jake Tapper believe it's okay to hug his coworkers closely, with no social distancing and no masks? And just claim, "it's okay, we're vaxed?"
++++
Because, like "climate change," none of them believe a word of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (DU+/6)

64 Better start a war quick, so that Tapper can deflect by declaring his undying support for the troops.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (QU5/8)

65 Everybody here is smart, so we all notice that when the WH Spokesperson gets a question, the answer is read from a script. Other people, not so smart.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (lz5hY)

66 Leaky vaccines are worse than no vaccine at all. That is the unmistakable conclusion one would derive from a May 2018 article in Quanta magazine, a top scientific publication, about the unsuccessful attempts to create vaccines for HIV, malaria, and anthrax that aren't leaky and don't run the risk of making the pathogens more dangerous.

Yet now that we are seeing such a microbiological Frankenstein play out in real life and people like Dr. Robert Malone have been citing this article to raise red flags about the leaky COVID shots, Quanta magazine took the unprecedented step of slapping an editor's note on an article three and a half years later to get people to stop applying it to the leakiest vaccine of all time.

Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (RHGPo)

67 They only knew because they're addicted to testing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

I know a lot of folks in the dance world, the demo skews young. I find it astonishing how addicted they are to COVID testing and how every new variant sends them into hysterics. They wear masks or double masks and are convinced that COVID is the biggest threat to mankind since the Black Death.

(Wait, they probably haven't heard of the Black Death.)

And these are people in their 20s and 30s who have nothing to fear. It's like the coof has bent their psyches permanently.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (guGkK)

68 *looks at pic of Tapper/CNN party*

Who wants to tell them that's not what White Christmas is about?

Posted by: I mean at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (+FlgS)

69 That first photo sure has a lot of white snowflake privilege reigning down on us ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (yxWAx)

Hey, I wear menorah sweaters to my white supremacist meetings.

Posted by: trev006 at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (Eqkqm)

70 Why is Tapper wearing a Menorah ??

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (V13WU)

71 That holiday party with ugly sweaters sure looks mighty white.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (sVtYq)

72
Have you ever seen a whiter crowd than Tapper's staff?

Look how white they are.
Tapper looks like he's hosting a meeting for the aryan nation.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (xuD+S)

73 My stepson has been placed on unpaid leave by Alberta Health for not being vaccinated.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (eGTCV)

74 Some people online were defending the Jake Tapper pictures by saying they only took off their masks for the picture.

*

What a considerate super contagious virus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (hsOar)

75 >> how come there are no black people in the picture

*Trigger Warning*

It's a work party.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (6Q3nU)

76 59 Some people online were defending the Jake Tapper pictures by saying they only took off their masks for the picture.

Other cheeky people pointed out that several people in the background of those pictures also don't have masks on.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (sG4Hj)

=========

"The only time it's safe to take off a mask around other people is the split second it takes to put food in your mouth to feed yourself. Also if you wanna take some pictures to trend on social media because social media is LIFE!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

77 54 I was reading the worse thing you can do is vaccinate in the middle of a pandemic. That's just daring the virus to mutate.
Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (Xpj5t)

Esp. with a vaccine with a low effectiveness. Search "leaky vaccine", basically it makes the virus stronger.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (UuD2k)

78 And yet none of them died.

None of them were hospitalized.

They only knew because they're addicted to testing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:24 PM

Everyone I know who tested positive lately was completely asymptomatic, and the positive test result was a complete surprise.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (m+jkK)

79 how come there are no black people in the picture
Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (NGU8J)

We know, RIGHT???

Posted by: The Editorial Staff of the Huffington Post at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (guGkK)

80 Part of this endless posturing may be from people who really do know better, but either lack the courage to speak up in public and say, "This is a load of horse hockey"; or they are afraid not so much to be shunned as to lose their jobs.

Or both.

Or maybe they all are evil, believe none of it, and are doing this deliberately.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (txdEq)

81 But I digwess.

Posted by: Baba Wawa

It's been awhile since I've thought about BW (thank God), but was astonished to find that she's alive and now 92. Tempus fugit.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (ZsR3z)

82 Ugly people in ugly sweaters. Nice.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:20 PM (wAnMi)

On one hand, that pic is so blazingly white, on the other, there's a couple girls there who kinda need an injection...
Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (8erNz)

Yes, after a couple of spiked drinks, any of them gals would do nicely in the supply closet, under the mistletoe. (disclosure: it's been a while)

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated SuperSpreader at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (4I/2K)

83 Unvaxxed are a much lower threat, since they will have symptoms and stay home, a practice done normally by responsible people until the C19 PsyOp.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

I dunno. I have always been the 'drag myself to work even if I feel like death' school.

Oh, you said 'responsible'. Aw, well. Ok then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (E2Y9z)

84 The policy now says that they will ban people who say that vaccinated people can spread the vaccine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (LvTSG)

For all we know, they can. UNCLEAN!

Posted by: trev006 at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (Eqkqm)

85 Here's Biden at SCSU giving an address. Everyone around him is wearing a mask. As he sits down, he gets comfortable and chats with people, still unmasked.

https://bit.ly/3GS4th7

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (sG4Hj)

86 Notice how the "smart" people really are not very intelligent and easily misled. You have to be a mouth breathing cultist to not understand that vaccinated people can spread COVID. Initial reports are also suggesting that people with prior infection and even the unvaccinated are not experiencing higher hospital admittance or death then the vaccinated. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (/umJ9)

87 Everyone I know who tested positive lately was completely asymptomatic, and the positive test result was a complete surprise.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM (m+jkK)

same here

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (V13WU)

88 I see the Douchbaggery continues apace.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (u6xw0)

89 67 And these are people in their 20s and 30s who have nothing to fear. It's like the coof has bent their psyches permanently.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (guGkK)

==========

Their only gods are themselves, and they've been told that they were amazing and invincible by everyone around them for decades.

Until covid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

90 ... Quanta magazine took the unprecedented step of slapping an editor's note on an article three and a half years later to get people to stop applying it to the leakiest vaccine of all time.
Posted by: SMOD at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (RHGPo)
++++
I wonder when they'll just retract and de-publish it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (DU+/6)

91 I was talking with my friend who works ICU at one of the 2 biggest hospitals in SoCal. He says the amount of people he's admitting with liver failure is insane. He just lost a 22 year old kid, it's daily. The ICU isn't filled with covid patients, but people who are literally drinking themselves to death, OD'ing on prescription meds or wait so fucking long to do something about their leg turning gangrene because they're scared to death to walk outside.

This experiment is fucking evil, I don't see how we recover from it for another 2-3 generations.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (wAnMi)

92 "Because then Jake Tapper posted pictures of him and his staffers showing off their Nondenominational Holiday Sweater -- with no social distancing and, of course, wearing no masks."

Like trev006 said, Jake's sweater is pretty denominational. Also, I'd love to get one of those for next year - looks pretty cool, actually.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (2DdD8)

93 Why is Tapper wearing a Menorah ??
Posted by: runner at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (V13WU)

Pride in his religion. I thought that was obvious.

Posted by: trev006 at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (Eqkqm)

94 Also, WTH is with all the llamas?

I mean, alpacas, sure, but llamas?
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (ZsR3z)

well, we need to know if this is llamagedon

or the alpacalypse...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (8D42x)

95 I'd bang the one on the right.

And I'd let the blonde next to her watch.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (6Q3nU)

96 40 Tapper doesn't sound Jewish. Is it his real name? It would be really funny if it was a fake name for his "career".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (UuD2k)

Looks like it would've had to have been his father or a prior generation changing the last name. Though given the first name of his father, I suspect they're English Jews and so Tapper wouldn't be unusual.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (z5Vrg)

97 A Buzzkill headline:

These Real-Life Brandons Would Like To NOT Be Associated With The Lets Go Brandon Chant, Thank You Very Much

What a pissy moany headline

Fuck Joe Biden

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (yrol0)

98 lol you're kidding right? of course it's a false name.

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (j9HX3)

What? Next you'll be telling Wolf Blitzer is neither a Wolf or a Blitzer.

What is Tapper's real name then?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (UuD2k)

99 In the holiday pic, the girl on the far right is actually pretty cute.

A shame she's probably a serious leftist.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (txdEq)

100 Tapper's of The Tribe? (see his sweater.)

I did not know that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (Bmy3R)

101 "Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."

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We have always been in Year Zero, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (yxWAx)

102 One of the NFL teams will be starting their 3rd string QB this weekend because of Covid. Lakers have 5 in Covid protocol. Or so the sports radio guy said. Also said many other sports (NFL, NBA, NHL) teams are having outbreak of Covid. You know, leagues where players are required to vaccinated.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (wkUlG)

103 So you'd choose the Alpacalypse over Llamageddon, then, right?

Okay, that's really good.

Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (ZsR3z)

104 We are going through the American version of Mao's Cultural Revolution.

Same playbook.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (oHd/0)

105 And these are people in their 20s and 30s who have nothing to fear. It's like the coof has bent their psyches permanently.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:28 PM (guGkK)

People are broken. I've heard that said but it really didn't sink in for me until a few weeks ago, reading about families who made visitors take tests before being allowed in the house for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)

106 Tapper looks awful. Not Golbergian-level hobo, but very beaten down.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 17, 2021 12:27 PM (AD3JT)

I'm guessing that monitoring your hashtag on Twitter 24/7 really takes it out of you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (guGkK)

107 86 Notice how the "smart" people really are not very intelligent and easily misled. You have to be a mouth breathing cultist to not understand that vaccinated people can spread COVID. Initial reports are also suggesting that people with prior infection and even the unvaccinated are not experiencing higher hospital admittance or death then the vaccinated. Weird, huh?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (/umJ9)

=========

"I can't believe America was dumb enough to believe in shovel ready jobs and that the ACA wouldn't take away their doctors! Such rubes!"
-Obama

"Um...that was just your people, chief. We didn't believe it."
-Conservatives

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

108 28 I am so freaking sick of this stupid overwrought flu
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 17, 2021 12:25 PM (j9HX3)

The amount of concern, handwringing, and all around "whoa is us, the world is on fire" is off the charts in England.

I follow the Premier League (soccer), and matches are being cancelled right and left during the most busy time on their calendar: 40 matches in 17 days.

You'd think the world was ending due to the CASE UPTICK. Their response makes the NFL / NHL seems sane in comparison.

Yet no one asks: What good were / are the vaccines if this is occurring? Just get a booster...STAY SAFE!

Posted by: Vincent Gambini at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (BgMrQ)

109 I know a number of Conservatives who have totally bought into Covid Mania. What a successful operation the Powers That Be pulled off.

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)

110 But it's only those "unvaccinated Republicans (and Trump supporters)" that are spreading the Coof around.

And where's the "diversity" in that photo? I don't see a dude or chick there that's darker than my pale pallor. Tsk, tsk!

Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (Rl7KJ)

111 That Buzzfeed photo is such a perfect confirmation of why this world's messaging is headed down the toilet. It's in the hands of twenty-something white girls who are projecting their realities like mad on everyone and everything. Zero perspective, zero accomplishments, zero experience. Yet they've got the whole world figured out, and have volunteered to lead us.

Puke.

Posted by: red speck at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (gS3OW)

112 >>A shame she's probably a serious leftist.

That's only because she hasn't been properly innoculated.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (6Q3nU)

113 are we done with tracing Tapper's jewishness through the generations or nah?

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (0G13K)

114 I'd bang the one on the right.

And I'd let the blonde next to her watch.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021

***
"There y' go."
( -- Marshal Sam McCloud)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (txdEq)

115 I see eight nerds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (ptqGC)

116 I was talking with my friend who works ICU at one of the 2 biggest hospitals in SoCal. He says the amount of people he's admitting with liver failure is insane. He just lost a 22 year old kid, it's daily. The ICU isn't filled with covid patients, but people who are literally drinking themselves to death, OD'ing on prescription meds or wait so fucking long to do something about their leg turning gangrene because they're scared to death to walk outside.

This experiment is fucking evil, I don't see how we recover from it for another 2-3 generations.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (wAnMi)
++++
The COVID response has led to a combination of deaths that could have been prevented with treatment and deaths of despair who's total will probably be unknown but that likely exceeds deaths from the virus (even when liberally interpreted).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

117 I'd bang the one on the right.

And I'd let the blonde next to her watch.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (6Q3nU)

I just love the Christmas season around this place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (guGkK)

118 Some people online were defending the Jake Tapper pictures by saying they only took off their masks for the picture.

*

What a considerate super contagious virus.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:29 PM

Apparently, COVID is the first virus that can be negotiated with. It allows residents of some states to stay out later than those in other states, while courteously delaying its transmission a week between the announcement of a new mask mandate and its implementation.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (m+jkK)

119 "We learned there's no difference between a black entrepreneur and a white entrepreneur in success, except the black entrepreneur usually doesn't have a lawyer..."

- America's very own William J. Le Petomane speaking to South Carolina State University today.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (W3VUu)

120
YOU'LL
BE DEAD
FOR CHRISTMAS
RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (vogXk)

121 >>And where's the "diversity" in that photo? I don't see a dude or chick there that's darker than my pale pallor. Tsk, tsk!

I don't see anyone you could definitively call a 'Dude'.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (6Q3nU)

122 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

I'm also thinking of the disquisitions on the etymology of the n-word.

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (0G13K)

123 I'd bang the one on the right.

There's a bang-one on the right

Posted by: John Fogerdy at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (Bmy3R)

124 117 I just love the Christmas season around this place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (guGkK)

========

If Ryan George weren't a soft-headed Canadian leftist, he'd make a killer covid pitch meeting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

125 109 I know a number of Conservatives who have totally bought into Covid Mania. What a successful operation the Powers That Be pulled off.
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (6Je/Q)

If you give people an excuse (and the numbers) to be Holier than Thou and shame and ostracize others, a majority is going to take it.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (Rl7KJ)

126 94 Also, WTH is with all the llamas?
I mean, alpacas, sure, but llamas?
Posted by: pep at December 17, 2021 12:22 PM (ZsR3z)
well, we need to know if this is llamagedon
or the alpacalypse...
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (8D42x)

Where's Robbo?

***Paging Mr LLama Butcher, Robbo to the white courtesy phone please***

Posted by: Vincent Gambini at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (BgMrQ)

127
It's going to be interesting to watch Fake News try to sandwich in "biden's first year 'accomplishments'" in between the grim milestone anniversary of the Jan 6th protest and the grim milestone anniversary of the Texas Ice Storm.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (xuD+S)

128 I'd bang the one on the right.

And I'd let the blonde next to her watch.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (6Q3nU)

I just love the Christmas season around this place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM

Does Joe have a young lady in an ugly Christmas sweater for us?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (m+jkK)

129 NO ONE EXPECTS THE N-WORD DISQUISITIONS!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (hsOar)

130 > Everyone I know who tested positive lately was completely asymptomatic, and the positive test result was a complete surprise.

It wasn't the worst thing ever for me, but I had five days of feeling pretty damn crappy. It took about 15 days for me to feel 100%. My sense of smell is still not full strength.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (sG4Hj)

131 Everyone I know who tested positive lately was completely asymptomatic, and the positive test result was a complete surprise.

What’s the false positive on the tests again?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (CX3cf)

132 Why is Tapper wearing sneakers I usually see on my 90-year-old father-in-law's friends?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (W3VUu)

133 >>are we done with tracing Tapper's jewishness through the generations or nah?

If you are willing to check him for foreskin, I think we can put it to bed for good.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (6Q3nU)

134 112 >>A shame she's probably a serious leftist.

That's only because she hasn't been properly innoculated.
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (6Q3nU)

Well, strictly speaking, you are injecting a foreign substance into her system intentionally.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (E2Y9z)

135 I was on NextDoor this morning (I know, I know...but I had reasons) and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

I guess you have to get your sense of importance someplace.

Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (Xpj5t)

136 /off Joe Pesci sock that I've had on far too long...aghhhhh

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)

137 I really wish Covid was even 10% as deadly as the hysteria made it out to be ...
Because so f'ing many of these tyrant MFers would be dead.

Posted by: Lrrr at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (jIL4c)

138 We co-opted Orwell to write his book. We had no idea the people would take to it so wholeheartedly!

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (txdEq)

139 Tapper appears somewhat low-T.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

140 @104

Pretty much. I've observed multiple times that discussions of "white privilege" are basically excuses to force whites to engage in Maoist self-criticisms.

Posted by: junior at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (aBkOv)

141 131 What's the false positive on the tests again?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (CX3cf)

=======

A death sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

142 113 are we done with tracing Tapper's jewishness through the generations or nah?
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (0G13K)

I just wanted to know if he uses a fake name like a Rapper or superhero.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:35 PM (UuD2k)

143 26 I hate this damn Dell laptop. It takes a bloody age to load AoSHQ.

Windows 3.1 is a fine operating system. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

#RESIST

Posted by: PC DOS 6.1 at December 17, 2021 12:35 PM (NsE9F)

144 Wiki:

(Tapper)'s parents are Jewish; his mother, who was raised Presbyterian converted to Judaism.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 17, 2021 12:35 PM (Bmy3R)

145 122 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

I'm also thinking of the disquisitions on the etymology of the n-word.

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (0G13K)

You mean the usual careening around in manic stream of consciousness commenting found here?

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 12:35 PM (6Je/Q)

146 How many jakes would a jake tapper tap if a jake tapper would tap jakes?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:35 PM (eGTCV)

147 Pretty much. I've observed multiple times that discussions of "white privilege" are basically excuses to force whites to engage in Maoist self-criticisms.
Posted by: junior at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (aBkOv)
++++
Postmodern critical theory leftism is Maoist to its very core.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (DU+/6)

148 The COVID response has led to a combination of deaths that could have been prevented with treatment and deaths of despair who's total will probably be unknown but that likely exceeds deaths from the virus (even when liberally interpreted).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

I had a buddy destroy his liver. He died last Thursday.

I know I am hitting it harder but mainly because Im bored.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (yrol0)

149 135 I was on NextDoor this morning (I know, I know...but I had reasons) and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

I guess you have to get your sense of importance someplace.
Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM

----

Same thing happened with a funeral recently.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

150 122 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (0G13K)

========

I didn't even mention Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

151 Llamas are the new unicorn. Lllamas have become very important to the hipster-douche core that forms what leftist elites use for culture. You see llllamas everywhere now. Lllllamas are seen as ironic and irreverent so here we are.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (RS2U1)

152 families who made visitors take tests before being allowed in the house for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:31 PM (Ez6QX)
-----------------

Tests are a great idea.

1. Solve the quadratic equation x2 + 2x +1.
2. What document forms the basis of American law?
3. ....

Help keep the liberals out, and thereby keep Thanksgiving rows to a minimum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (5G/3e)

153 I see eight nerds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM

NERDS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ogre at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (m+jkK)

154 South Carolina State University

Entry requirements:
Average ACT: 16
Average SAT: 840
Average GPA: 2.9

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (hsOar)

155 Gawd.
These people annoy me.
Mrs D has on the Canadian channel. They had one of those old BS ads about polar bears going extinct. I was almost nostalgic about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (axyOa)

156 Is the goober on the far left really wearing a Christmas, oops, Holiday sweater with CNN emblazoned on the bottom?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (sVtYq)

157 A rather nebbishly looking bunch as well.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (u6xw0)

158 and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

*

Ah, a superspreader event.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (hsOar)

159 It Tapper thought he actually had any testosterone he would get a blood transfusion from Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (eJn7u)

160 The COVID response has led to a combination of deaths that could have been prevented with treatment and deaths of despair who's total will probably be unknown but that likely exceeds deaths from the virus (even when liberally interpreted).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM (DU+/6)

If we had an actual media, they might just be reporting on this. IIRC, my friend says they've got something like 114 beds in their ICU tower, and they're slammed. And it's all shit like this. An entire generation of alcoholics and drug addicts - plus the escalation of violence.

He says the new thing with gang-bangers in shootouts? The coup de gras is a spinal shot. He says they've gotten so fucking good at fixing up people who've been riddled with bullets (if they don't bleed out first) the gang-bangers decided to make sure if they do live, they're paralyzed. Fucking hell.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (wAnMi)

161 135 I was on NextDoor this morning (I know, I know...but I had reasons) and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

***

"Save money on buying wedding gifts with this one simple trick!"

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (W3VUu)

162 South Carolina State University

Entry requirements:
Average ACT: 16
Average SAT: 840
Average GPA: 2.9
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (hsOar)
++++
So basically "has a pulse."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (DU+/6)

163 I didn't recognize Tapper without his furrowed brow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (eGTCV)

164 Who is getting tested? Are y'all in jobs that require it or something? I'm just lost as to why asymptomatic people decide to do this. Is the testing free, or you just have that much money to burn or what?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (QU5/8)

165 >> please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Longbows!

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (6Q3nU)

166 Cringey is part of the kink.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (UuD2k)

167 135 I was on NextDoor this morning (I know, I know...but I had reasons) and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

She should be screening for AIDS too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (guGkK)

168 So basically "has a pulse."

*

"Did Trayvon's student loan check clear?"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (hsOar)

169 Pride in his religion. I thought that was obvious.
Posted by: trev006 at December 17, 2021 12:30 PM (Eqkqm)

His religion is socialism and stupidity.

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (V13WU)

170 I wonder how many pedos are still employed at CNN?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

171 154 South Carolina State University

Entry requirements:
Average ACT: 16
Average SAT: 840
Average GPA: 2.9
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (hsOar)

SAT 840...Isn't that what you get just for signing in on the test?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (BgMrQ)

172
As we've been told, all elective surgery is boob jobs and butt lifts.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (/U27+)

173 DON'T SNEEZE ON THE CAKE!!!!

Posted by: Bride Karen at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (guGkK)

174 I was on NextDoor this morning (I know, I know...but I had reasons) and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

--

Hopefully, they'll only receive wedding presents from 'vaccinated' people then.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (sVtYq)

175 I wonder how many pedos are still employed at CNN?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

All of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (uXonU)

176 >>SAT 840...Isn't that what you get just for signing in on the test?

It's about 2X what you score for putting your name on the test.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (6Q3nU)

177 Entry requirements:
Average ACT: 16
Average SAT: 840
Average GPA: 2.9

Oooof.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (sG4Hj)

178 Jake Tapper and his staff are whiter than Johnny Winter's taint.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (r0ADi)

179 Who is getting tested? Are y'all in jobs that require it or something? I'm just lost as to why asymptomatic people decide to do this. Is the testing free, or you just have that much money to burn or what?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (QU5/

Our county hands out boxes and boxes of tests for free to whoever wants them. Not that I have any. The only test I've ever taken was the one a year ago to be allowed back to work after hubs caught it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (Ez6QX)

180 Whats the false positive on the tests again?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (CX3cf)

When I was looking at PCR rates vs. Antibodies it was 40% to 50% higher PCR (10% os so) vs. 6 to 7% on Antibody rates.

And remember to PCR test is coded by combined sequences from the cold, flu, and SARS.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (yrol0)

181 171
SAT 840...Isn't that what you get just for signing in on the test?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (BgMrQ)

========

Any talk of cutting back on university funding in state budgets or of closing excess universities as being wastes of money for those who attend is anti-intellectual and you shall be dismissed from Twitter and polite society post haste.

POST! HASTE!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (LvTSG)

182 And then the infected person hugs grandma and spends four hours speaking with her in close quarters, and then grandma is infected.

not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Kulak Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM (v3pYe)

183 ...This is CNN.

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: dananjcon at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM (u6xw0)

184 Tapper's mom is Canadian

it all makes sense now

Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM (NGU8J)

185 As we've been told, all elective surgery is boob jobs and butt lifts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 12:39 PM (/U27+)

Have you heard about 54 container ships outside of L.A. Harbor stuffed to the gunwales with treadmills?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM (guGkK)

186 This experiment is fucking evil, I don't see how we recover from it for another 2-3 generations.

I'm reading "The United States of Fear" by Mark McDonald, M.D.

He is characterizing this as a Mass Delusional Psychosis. The anecdotes he is providing suggests that you may be right concerning at least the next two generations.

Personally, I don't think that anything really survives after this generation.

If Ace would like it, I could compose a series of articles under the topic "Destroying Resiliency" where I go through health, energy, food, commerce, banking and religion (so far in my research) pointing out how resiliency in all of these systems has been targeted for destruction.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (+LCoQ)

187 South Carolina State University

Entry requirements:
Average ACT: 16
Average SAT: 840
Average GPA: 2.9
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM

Imagine how high the averages would be without the education and journolism majors skewing the numbers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (m+jkK)

188 He says the new thing with gang-bangers in shootouts? The coup de gras is a spinal shot. He says they've gotten so fucking good at fixing up people who've been riddled with bullets (if they don't bleed out first) the gang-bangers decided to make sure if they do live, they're paralyzed. Fucking hell.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (wAnMi)

That is simply demonic. I've got no other words for that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (2DdD8)

189 NO ONE EXPECTS THE N-WORD DISQUISITIONS!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:34 PM (hsOar)

any relation to the spanish inquisition?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (8D42x)

190 151 Llamas are the new unicorn. Lllamas have become very important to the hipster-douche core that forms what leftist elites use for culture. You see llllamas everywhere now. Lllllamas are seen as ironic and irreverent so here we are.
Posted by: banana Dream

I've read that ranchers like Llamas because they keep predators away from the livestock.

Posted by: PC DOS 6.1 at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (NsE9F)

191 So why does Jonah Goldberg get hard for Tapper?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

192 She should be screening for AIDS too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:38 PM (guGkK)

And other STDs like HPV, herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea. Since marriage seems to encourage bedroom decadence not just for the bride and groom, but also for attendees.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (Rl7KJ)

193 This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: guy who really loves sofas at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (vogXk)

194 Off old dos sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (NsE9F)

195 122 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey."

I guess Sam Kinison's bit on Homosexual Necrophilia is Right Out.

Posted by: Crazy Horse at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (trdmm)

196 SAT 840...Isn't that what you get just for signing in on the test?

**

It's a prestigious HBCU. $10K/year in tuition alone.

I'm not joking.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (hsOar)

197 "Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."

As recorded in the documentary Rollerball (1975) -

Librarian: We are confused again here today. This is embarrassing. It's embarrassing to misplace things.

Jonathan E.: Misplaced some data?

Librarian: Hmmm. [Looks at a computer punch card]

Librarian: The whole of the 13th century. Misplaced the computers, several conventional computers. We can't find them. We're always moving things around, getting organized, my assistants and I. This - this is Zero's fault - Zero, he's the world's file cabinet. Pity, poor old 13th century. ... This way! Now, we've lost those computers with all of the 13th century in them. Not much in the century, just Dante and a few corrupt Popes, but it's so distracting and annoying!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated SuperSpreader at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (4I/2K)

198 191 So why does Jonah Goldberg get hard for Tapper?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (eGTCV)

Cause be likes chubbie Jew boys?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (yrol0)

199 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Longbows!
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (6Q3nU)

Mary Ann

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (8D42x)

200 >>>If Ryan George weren't a soft-headed Canadian leftist, he'd make a killer covid pitch meeting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

======

I used to like the girl who did the "we should get married" skit with him, Julie Nolke. Didn't hurt that she was cute. But she wouldn't hide her lefty ways in her Covid skits.

Posted by: Turn Two at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (wkUlG)

201 any relation to the spanish inquisition?
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (8D42x)

Less auto de fe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (guGkK)

202 I was on NextDoor this morning (I know, I know...but I had reasons) and there was a woman who said her daughter is getting married and only inviting vaccinated people.

I foresee an inevitable, miserable, lonely future for her.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (mD/uy)

203 Tapper's mom is Canadian

it all makes sense now
Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM

How many more times must we apologize for Bryan Adams?!

Posted by: Flapping Head Canadian PM at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (m+jkK)

204 185

Have you heard about 54 container ships outside of L.A. Harbor stuffed to the gunwales with treadmills?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM (guGkK)

Actually there is 50-100 more than that. They are requesting container ships dock further out to sea so it doesn't appear as backed up as it really is.

Add on to this the container ships stuck at their point of origin.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

205 If they brought their kids they would have been masked

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (ty6d/)

206 Oh, NYT is now saying the diary is authentic. Still not sure why the FBI is involved.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (UuD2k)

207 He is characterizing this as a Mass Delusional Psychosis.

It really does seem like the wheat went bad and no one noticed. If I start twitching or dancing, someone call 911.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (QU5/8)

208 That is simply demonic. I've got no other words for that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (2DdD

Nothing demonic about it. It's simply efficient.

Gang shootouts are war. You don't want their soldiers to keep coming back and shooting at you. It's just plain old Vae Victis in action.

Certainly not "Good"... but not what i'd call demonic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (6FeV1)

209 200 I used to like the girl who did the "we should get married" skit with him, Julie Nolke. Didn't hurt that she was cute. But she wouldn't hide her lefty ways in her Covid skits.
Posted by: Turn Two at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (wkUlG

========

She was never funny. That's my bigger problem with her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

210 I see eight nerds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021

***
Nerdy girls can be hot. See Wednesday's Who Dis lady, Zooey Deschanel, in her New Girl role, or bespectacled Jan Smithers as Bailey in WKRP.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (txdEq)

211 153 I see eight nerds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:32 PM

NERDS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ogre

there are EIGHT nerds

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (v3pYe)

212 I've read that ranchers like Llamas because they keep predators away from the livestock.
Posted by: PC DOS 6.1 at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (NsE9F)

-----

So do donkeys. There's one on a cattle farm here that protects the calves from coyotes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

213 This busty brunette in a bikini top and short shorts thinks that "ugly sweater party with journalists" is a workable definition for Hell:
https://is.gd/tg9LXT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (DU+/6)

214 Did y'all see the video of Trudeau's RCMP detail roughing up a Rebel News reporter?

https://youtu.be/hQBbS__N17U?t=156

As far as I can tell there was absolutely no legitimate reason for it.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (sG4Hj)

215 Unless they change the rules I will have to get tested if I want to go into the office because I declined to vaccinate. I need to find out if that requirement got kicked back to Jan 4 along with the mandate deadline or I need to get a dumb test to go in and finish cleaning out my office.

I didn't know any workplaces required testing for vaccinated people. (except the sports ball leagues)

Posted by: PaleRider at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (3cGpq)

216 I had a buddy destroy his liver. He died last Thursday.
I know I am hitting it harder but mainly because Im bored.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM (yrol0)

Find a hobby. I've got to get back to doing things that made me happy - or find ways of doing them. Almost everything is blocked one way or another, it's almost at a subliminal level. I've let my health go to shit in a lot of ways in the past 2 years, and I thought I was bad after my divorce 5 years ago, it's nothing like now. I'm also coming to the realization that CA is bad for my health, both physical and mental. I'd be better off in a cabin in the woods off the grid.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (wAnMi)

217 South Carolina State University

Entry requirements:
Average ACT: 16
Average SAT: 840
Average GPA: 2.9
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:36 PM

Imagine how high the averages would be without the education and journolism majors skewing the numbers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (m+jkK)
---------------------

They could raise the averages by admitting golden retrievers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (5G/3e)

218 199 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Longbows!
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (6Q3nU)

Mary Ann
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (8D42x)

French toast without maple syrup.
(I'm going to try it this weekend, so I'll let you know how it goes)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (2DdD8)

219 I am starting to think that they are shutting down countries just for the hell of it...

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (V13WU)

220 I'm reading "The United States of Fear" by Mark McDonald, M.D.

He is characterizing this as a Mass Delusional Psychosis. The anecdotes he is providing suggests that you may be right concerning at least the next two generations.

Personally, I don't think that anything really survives after this generation.

...
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (+LCoQ)

Ahemmm...Salem Witch Trials.

Posted by: Chief Justice William Stoughton at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (BgMrQ)

221 I am so over Covid
Fuck the chinese
Fuck Fauci

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (GPwVZ)

222 Tapper's mom is Canadian

it all makes sense now
Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM

How many more times must we apologize for Bryan Adams?!
Posted by: Flapping Head Canadian PM at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (m+jkK)

ok buddy

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:45 PM (8D42x)

223 222 How many more times must we apologize for Bryan Adams?!
Posted by: Flapping Head Canadian PM at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (m+jkK)

ok buddy
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:45 PM (8D42x)

========

Uncle fuckers, the lot of 'em.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

224 THERE ARE EIGHT NERDS!

Posted by: Picard at December 17, 2021 12:45 PM (44ww/)

225 I've read that ranchers like Llamas because they keep predators away from the livestock.
Posted by: PC DOS 6.1 at December 17, 2021

***
What do the llamas do, knit their fur into a rope and lasso the wolves? Cutesy them to death?

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (txdEq)

226 199 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Longbows!
Posted by: garrett

Mary Ann
Posted by: SturmToddler
French toast without maple syrup.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

..Sous Vide !

*mic drop

Posted by: runner at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (V13WU)

227 Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated SuperSpreader at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (4I/2K)

I watched Rollerball again recently - the movie has turned into one of the most eerily prophetic dystopian movies made in the 70's. Who could imagine a world where major International Corporations are now more powerful than any governments?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (trdmm)

228 It was also a "spreading ugly sweaters" event. The only one that looks o.k. was the guy on the left except for the CNN bit on it

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (YU1v7)

229

Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly said Thursday the coronavirus omicron variant will become the dominant strain of the virus within weeks, perhaps overwhelming hospitals' ability to treat patients.

"It [Omicron] is the most transmissible virus of Covid that we had to deal with thus far," Fauci told U.S. Chamber of Commerce Foundation, according to the Hill. He predicted it would soon become dominant in the United States.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (63Dwl)

230 >>> He says the new thing with gang-bangers in shootouts? The coup de gras is a spinal shot. He says they've gotten so fucking good at fixing up people who've been riddled with bullets (if they don't bleed out first) the gang-bangers decided to make sure if they do live, they're paralyzed. Fucking hell.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (wAnMi)

That is simply demonic. I've got no other words for that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (2DdD

How does someone who lacks the ability to hit center of mass lung/heart improve their odds of lethality by going for the spine? I mean, if this was a good tradeoff that would form the basis of training and it is not. One note: I have no idea what I'm talking about though. I'll just get that out of the way. But others smarter than me could chime in.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (RS2U1)

231 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Longbows!
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:37 PM (6Q3nU)

Mary Ann
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM (8D42x)

French toast without maple syrup.
(I'm going to try it this weekend, so I'll let you know how it goes)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 12:44 PM (2DdD

substituting powdered sugar and a shit ton of butter?

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (8D42x)

232 >What do the llamas do, knit their fur into a rope and lasso the wolves? Cutesy them to death?

they look marvelous

Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (NGU8J)

233 When is a vaccination not a vaccination?
When a pandemic is not a pandemic.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

234 Sock slow to the draw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (44ww/)

235 Personally, I don't think that anything really survives after this generation.

If Ace would like it, I could compose a series of articles under the topic "Destroying Resiliency" where I go through health, energy, food, commerce, banking and religion (so far in my research) pointing out how resiliency in all of these systems has been targeted for destruction.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 17, 2021 12:41 PM (+LCoQ)

Gen Z will be the last sizeable generation for a while. However there are elements of society, Amish, Mormons, illegals and the corresponding cartels, that are resilient into a collapse.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (z5Vrg)

236 GP has a story that Big Pharma won't give free Covid vaccinations to the illegals swarming in because--unlike us second-class-- the US government hasn't stolen their rights and waived liability.

Yeah, they trust their own products so much they won't let dirt-poor, illiterate illegals take it for fear of getting sued.

But: Be patriotic, get the jab!

Posted by: Lrrr at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (jIL4c)

237 F. J. B.
It can't be said often enough.

Posted by: Cosda at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (8qM/U)

238

I want a Felix Unger sweater for Christmas. Only a Felix Unger sweater will do.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (63Dwl)

239 Mary Ann
Posted by: SturmToddler

substituting powdered sugar and a shit ton of butter?
Posted by: SturmToddler

Hmmmm, that's a new wrinkle for me but I like it!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (mD/uy)

240 What do the llamas do, knit their fur into a rope and lasso the wolves? Cutesy them to death?
Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council

Well, and this is just a guess, they are basically camels. Camels have nasty dispositions. They are large though not middle east camel large. Those hooves probably hurt.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (NsE9F)

241 SAT 840...Isn't that what you get just for signing in on the test?
------------------

840 is either impossibly good - for either the verbal or math score - or incredibly bad, for the verbal PLUS the math score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (5G/3e)

242 We went from "cover your mouth when you cough" to "you should have a mask on when you're windsurfing" in far less time than the Salem witch trials went on.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (W3VUu)

243 And then Grandma dies.
.......

That's what pushing her off a cliff in a wheelchair will do.

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

244
It's a prestigious HBCU. $10K/year in tuition alone.

I may have difficulty articulating this as I'd like, but at one time HBCUs had a very important niche in the system of higher education. Blacks were largely shut out of the Ivies and HBCUs helped create a black professional class.

No one wants to go back to the time that made them necessary, but part of me feels badly that they now have to take in anyone with a pulse.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (/U27+)

245 >>>If Ryan George weren't a soft-headed Canadian leftist, he'd make a killer covid pitch meeting.

i have the cutest little marketing opportunity...

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (0G13K)

246 Ahemmm...Salem Witch Trials.

--

That was relatively localized. This is mass insanity, coast to coast. Oh, Increase Mather, where for art thou??

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (sVtYq)

247 I had a Christmas sweatshirt I loved. It showed a row of four phone booths with birds inside on the phones. The caption was Four Calling Birds.

Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (Xpj5t)

248 substituting powdered sugar and a shit ton of butter?
Posted by: SturmToddler

Hmmmm, that's a new wrinkle for me but I like it!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (mD/uy)

i still end up with some syrup on them, because. but yeah, that wrinkle is good imo.

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (8D42x)

249 840 is either impossibly good - for either the verbal or math score - or incredibly bad, for the verbal PLUS the math score.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (5G/3e)
++++
And remember, the modern SAT has 2400 possible points, not 1600.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (DU+/6)

250
How many more times must we apologize for Bryan Adams?!

Posted by: Flapping Head Canadian PM at December 17, 2021 12:42 PM

All.The.Times.

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (DUIap)

251 245 >>>If Ryan George weren't a soft-headed Canadian leftist, he'd make a killer covid pitch meeting.

i have the cutest little marketing opportunity...
Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (0G13K)

=========

Half of it would be "Whoops!" "Whoopsie!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

252 Have you heard about 54 container ships outside of L.A. Harbor stuffed to the gunwales with treadmills?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:40 PM (guGkK)
Actually there is 50-100 more than that. They are requesting container ships dock further out to sea so it doesn't appear as backed up as it really is...Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 17, 2021 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

Oh, that's one more thing I talked with my ICU buddy about. He says people are dying (or will be) because they can't get the meds they need. He's got a floor of people they're basically just trying to keep alive for the families, for the holidays. 1/1 they pull the plugs. He said I don't want to know what common meds are about to not be available. All because they're on a boat sitting off of Longbeach. This is a nationwide thing, and we'll all be hearing about it soon.

I don't take meds, but if I did, I'd probably see my doctor about getting an advance prescription if possible. What happens if all of a sudden typical heart, blood pressure, diabetes etc. meds are unavailable? Not to mention cancer treatments. Scary AF.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (wAnMi)

253 What do llamas do?

This question was asked on Yellowstone. The answer, from the fey, California transplant was, "get the tax write-off."

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (AD3JT)

254 "It [Omicron] is the most transmissible virus of Covid that we had to deal with thus far," Fauci told U.S. Chamber of Commerce Foundation, according to the Hill. He predicted it would soon become dominant in the United States.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

**

If we had scientists instead of Scientists we'd be celebrating this.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (hsOar)

255 Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly said Thursday
........

*Charlie Brown's teacher noise*

Posted by: wth at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

256 242 We went from "cover your mouth when you cough" to "you should have a mask on when you're windsurfing" in far less time than the Salem witch trials went on.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (W3VUu)

Miracles of modern communication.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (z5Vrg)

257 840 is either impossibly good - for either the verbal or math score - or incredibly bad, for the verbal PLUS the math score.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (5G/3e)
++++
Yeppers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:50 PM (DU+/6)

258 I think the desire of the Powers That Be to reduce the world's population to around half a billion or so is behind all of what we see going on now. They have their own Higher Purposes, after all. We usually get hung up on the Trees, and miss the Forest.

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (6Je/Q)

259 More clown world:

Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)

260 What do the llamas do, knit their fur into a rope and lasso the wolves? Cutesy them to death?
Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council

Well, and this is just a guess, they are basically camels. Camels have nasty dispositions. They are large though not middle east camel large. Those hooves probably hurt.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Burros are much better.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (uXonU)

261 40 Tapper doesn't sound Jewish. Is it his real name? It would be really funny if it was a fake name for his "career".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:26 PM (UuD2k)

His father was Jewish, his mother wasn't making him gentile

Posted by: avi at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (hMd9S)

262 Am I the first to mention that Jake is also engaging in cultural appropriation by wearing a Christmas sweater with a menorah on it?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (5p7BC)

263 259 More clown world:

Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r

****

Big congrats to the modern era for inventing...*checks notes*...sails.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (W3VUu)

264 What do the llamas do, knit their fur into a rope and lasso the wolves? Cutesy them to death?
Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (txdEq)

Kick them presumably. Could trample as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (z5Vrg)

265 Llllllamas stomp. When encountering a wolf a lllllllama will stomp it to death. There was a case where a shepherd had a stroke and the medical personnel couldn't get to him because the llllllllamas encircled him and tried to stomp anyone who approached.

Posted by: banana approaching lllllllllama point overload Dream at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (RS2U1)

266 > Oh, that's one more thing I talked with my ICU buddy about. He says people are dying (or will be) because they can't get the meds they need. He's got a floor of people they're basically just trying to keep alive for the families, for the holidays. 1/1 they pull the plugs. He said I don't want to know what common meds are about to not be available. All because they're on a boat sitting off of Longbeach. This is a nationwide thing, and we'll all be hearing about it soon.

The other thing that's really going to kick it off is when we can't get parts to repair machines necessary for manufacturing.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (sG4Hj)

267 Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)

Is that the bird?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (eGTCV)

268
Gen Z will be the last sizeable generation for a while. However there are elements of society, Amish, Mormons, illegals and the corresponding cartels, that are resilient into a collapse.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM (z5Vrg)

At Mass in my TLM parish, I see big families of five, six or more kids. We're reproducing, they aren't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (/U27+)

269 More clown world:

Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)

so they're LITERALLY going BACK to sailing vessels?

fucking seriously?

smfh

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (8D42x)

270 . . . Who could imagine a world where major International Corporations are now more powerful than any governments?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2021

***
Around that same time, I think, Frederik Pohl envisioned a world in which "blocs," international groups that controlled various necessary elements like energy, nutrition, etc., were the major players on Earth. Each country belonged to one bloc or the other, and shifted its allegiances between blocs. Can't recall the novel name, but it sounds familiar now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (txdEq)

271 More clown world:

Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
I was expecting the Bee. Nope. Bloomberg.

Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (DU+/6)

272 More clown world:

Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)

Congratulations. You just invented the sailboat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (6FeV1)

273 >>French toast without maple syrup.
(I'm going to try it this weekend, so I'll let you know how it goes)

It's fucking awful. Don't do it.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (6Q3nU)

274 None of the elites believe what they say in regards to COVID. None of them.

And note, none of them have died from it, even though they are in exactly the target demographic.

Which would lead one to believe that they have some other treatment available and are making liberal use of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (ESjRY)

275 241 SAT 840...Isn't that what you get just for signing in on the test?
------------------

840 is either impossibly good - for either the verbal or math score - or incredibly bad, for the verbal PLUS the math score.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:48 PM (5G/3e)

Under the new rules, it's a three part score: math / verbal / written, with 2400 being the max.

Barely breathing would seem on point.

Posted by: Chief Justice William Stoughton at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)

276 Sorry to step on your toes there, Joe

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (6FeV1)

277 . . . Who could imagine a world where major International Corporations are now more powerful than any governments?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2021

**

This is literally the WEF's plan.

Corporations will be the top voting "shareholders", and governments secondary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (hsOar)

278 Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

Kid: Dad, what did ships use before sails?
Dad: Diesel, son. They used diesel.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (uXonU)

279 Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

Don't they call those sails?

Posted by: abbynormal at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (Xpj5t)

280 He's got a floor of people they're basically just trying to keep alive for the families, for the holidays. 1/1 they pull the plugs.
---
Uncle Joe's Bloody January.

But, the people did nothing when the lesser tyrants locked their elderly parents in nursing homes to die, why should he worry about another statistic?

Posted by: Lrrr at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (jIL4c)

281 /off Salem Witch Trial Judge sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (BgMrQ)

282 Kick them presumably. Could trample as well.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (z5Vrg

Don't forget the spitting.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (eGTCV)

283 GP has a story that Big Pharma won't give free Covid vaccinations to the illegals swarming in because--unlike us second-class-- the US government hasn't stolen their rights and waived liability.

Yeah, they trust their own products so much they won't let dirt-poor, illiterate illegals take it for fear of getting sued.

But: Be patriotic, get the jab!

Posted by: Lrrr at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM

I heard that on the radio this morning, not sure if it is accurate though.

Posted by: Mister Scot (Formerly GWS) at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (bVYXr)

284 No one wants to go back to the time that made them necessary, but part of me feels badly that they now have to take in anyone with a pulse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM (/U27+)

The top tier schools will take any black candidate with a pulse and a 500 SAT. All that's left for the HBCUs is the very bottom of the candidate pool.

The irony is, those 500 SATs at Princeton are going to have their asses kicked by 1300 SAT competition. Their odds of being discouraged and dropping out are huge. Had they gone to a HBSCU, they might have thrived.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (guGkK)

285 Who could imagine a world where major International Corporations are now more powerful than any governments?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2021

Ahoy!

Posted by: The Arasaka Corporation, now with extra cyberpunk at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (tvicR)

286 so they're LITERALLY going BACK to sailing vessels?

fucking seriously?

smfh
Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 17, 2021

***
"Daddy? What did navies use before sails?"

"Nuclear power."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (txdEq)

287 The kite is called Seawing. Its developer, Airseas, estimates that an even larger 1,000 square-meter parafoil, flying at an altitude of 300 meters, will cut fuel consumption and emissions from vessels by about 20%.
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Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (DU+/6)

288 I used to be a big deal

Posted by: Cutty Sark at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (jYQlA)

289 Omnichron is EX PO dentially more contagable.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (4n6fw)

290 No one wants to go back to the time that made them necessary, but part of me feels badly that they now have to take in anyone with a pulse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 12:49 PM

Shame the left had destroyed the educational system that might have supplied them with qualified applicants, isn't it? What, exactly, would the Klan have done differently?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (m+jkK)

291 Why does Biden do anything? Why do seals bark? Why do fools fall in love? It's a mystery man.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (QZ/dC)

292 Let's see.

There's no way to know if any of these people contracted the virus (if they actually have it - were these over-cycled PCR tests?). The "vaccine" is notoriously leaky or ineffective, compared to what "vaccine" usually means. Social distancing is a meaningless baseless thing. And "masks" don't work, which has long been known.

So. Nothing at all surprising here. Just a redundant reminder of how dumbed down and degraded the society is (and it's almost universal, and world-wide).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM (OTzUX)

293 Back to the age of sail! Rum, buggery and the lash?

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (CYnTg)

294 Bill Maher (of all people) had about the best takedown of this, comparing masks to an amulet or a charm to ward off evil spirits.

I never dreamed there would be pockets still screwing around with this, I just assumed after Trump lost, they would giggle about it and move on quickly to give Biden a roaring economy.

Posted by: Blago at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (t2N4W)

295 French toast without maple syrup.
(I'm going to try it this weekend, so I'll let you know how it goes)

Slathered in melted butter and covered in powdered sugar.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (uXonU)

296 It would be great if there were any sources, any at all, that I could believe were telling me the truth about the efficacy of vaccines EVEN IF THAT TRUTH IS WE JUST DO NOT KNOW!

*throws things*

Seriously, though, the more of these everyone was super vaxxed and masked and there was still an outbreak events there are, the more it vindicates everyone who refused to get vaccinated.

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (GbPPJ)

297 He's got a floor of people they're basically just trying to keep alive for the families, for the holidays. 1/1 they pull the plug

A reasonable "infrastructure" investment for the government would be massive loans and tax credits to bring basic, critical manufacturing and resource gathering back to the US - with tarrifs in place to keep those businesses afloat.

I don't care if China can make penicillin 10% cheaper then we can, it isn't worth the "savings"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (ESjRY)

298 At Mass in my TLM parish, I see big families of five, six or more kids. We're reproducing, they aren't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Father always smiles broadly when the little kids and infants produce so much noise it drowns him out. The Church is growing - locally at least.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (mD/uy)

299 >>> Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)

Sail. I think the word they're searching for is "sail".

From wiki -
A sail is a tensile structure made from fabric or other membrane materials that uses wind power to propel sailing craft, including sailing ships, sailboats, windsurfers, ice boats, and even sail-powered land vehicles.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (RS2U1)

300 271 More clown world:

Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 12:51 PM (Y5qcH)
++++
I was expecting the Bee. Nope. Bloomberg.

Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (DU+/6)

Game over, you died of scurvy.

Posted by: Oregon Trail Goes to Sea at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (BgMrQ)

301 >>>Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (DU+/6)

======

"So, what did you guys use before ~~candles~~ sails?"

" ~~Electricity~~ Diesels."

Posted by: Turn Two at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (wkUlG)

302 The kite is called Seawing. Its developer, Airseas, estimates that an even larger 1,000 square-meter parafoil, flying at an altitude of 300 meters, will cut fuel consumption and emissions from vessels by about 20%.
++++

Isn't inventory things that work racist?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (eGTCV)

303 Why does Biden do anything? Why do seals bark? Why do fools fall in love? It's a mystery man.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 17, 2021 12:54 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)

304 How does someone who lacks the ability to hit center of mass lung/heart improve their odds of lethality by going for the spine? I mean, if this was a good tradeoff that would form the basis of training and it is not. One note: I have no idea what I'm talking about though. I'll just get that out of the way. But others smarter than me could chime in.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (RS2U1)

From what he says they basically roll you over and shoot the spine if they can. I'd assume this is information he's getting directly from LE when they start to notice all the spinal shots. I'm not really sure how a gang-shootout goes down, but my friend seems pretty proud at how well they can patch up somebody full of holes. And this guy has a gun collection that makes a regular Cabela's look like a Toys R Us, so he knows his guns.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (wAnMi)

305 Why do birds sing so gay?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (N6ch2)

306 I'd fuck the brunette on the far right. Maybe if I paid her I wouldn't have to talk to her?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (NsE9F)

307 No masks in hands (particularly Jake's), no masks on people in the background, why, it's almost like this n*gga is LYYYING.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (wNDOJ)

308 Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021

***
"Reef the main tops'l, Mister Bush! All hands, rope yarn Sunday today."

"Aye aye, sir!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (txdEq)

309 > Bill Maher (of all people) had about the best takedown of this, comparing masks to an amulet or a charm to ward off evil spirits.

I've been calling them talismans for ages.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (sG4Hj)

310 Well, we thought it wise not to call it a "sail."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (guGkK)

311 Why do birds suddenly appear?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)
++++
Because just like me, they long to be close to you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (DU+/6)

312 That CNN party looks like a Klan meeting. Where's the diversity?

Posted by: Bilderback at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (ltm8/)

313 It would be great if there were any sources, any at all, that I could believe were telling me the truth about the efficacy of vaccines EVEN IF THAT TRUTH IS WE JUST DO NOT KNOW!

As a proxy I've been using highly vaccinated vs non-highly vaccinated countries.

And no, there is no difference between their death rates. Well, from COVID.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (ESjRY)

314 Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:52 PM (DU+/6)

Game over, you died of scurvy.
Posted by: Oregon Trail Goes to Sea at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (BgMrQ)

Go long on eyepatches, rum and parrots.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (wAnMi)

315 Yeah, they trust their own products so much they won't let dirt-poor, illiterate illegals take it for fear of getting sued.
Posted by: Lrrr at December 17, 2021 12:47 PM
--------------------

I don't blame them. John Edwards types of ambulance chasers would be out in battalion strength to file lawsuits claiming the Miguel's career as a neurosurgeon was scuppered by the vaccine. They'd then produce Lupe and her eight kids all blubbing histrionically for the jury, which would be adding zeroes to the end of the judgment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (ywdD4)

316 apparently, at one time in the US there was a llama 'bubble' and some animals sold for as much as $220,000

Posted by: DB at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (NGU8J)

317 Which would lead one to believe that they have some other treatment available and are making liberal use of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 17, 2021 12:53 PM (ESjRY)

There is no doubt in my mind.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (Ez6QX)

318 311 Why do birds suddenly appear?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)
++++
Because just like me, they long to be close to you?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Another Horde romance is brewing...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

319 They can put heads on pikes but we are evil because their vision is just so very super in depth and just .

Why don't they play black jack at some casino?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (66yNo)

320 Why do birds suddenly appear?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021

***
Why do birds fall down from the sky
Every time Joe walks by?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (txdEq)

321 What is Tapper's real name then?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Apparently it's really Tapper. And yes, Jewish. Scroll down to Early Life section.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Tapper

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (OssQ4)

322 My last cruise was on a 5 masted modern sailing vessel, it was an outstanding experience, excellent food, quiet sleeping, cozy rooms.
Up until we needed to get back to port in order to disembark the next morning, the winds weren't cooperating, so they fired up the Diesel engines.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (jTmQV)

323 Yahoo has a story up right now saying "Republicans are a threat" because Republicans are unvaxed

Unreal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (aWoBQ)

324 305 Why do birds sing so gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (N6ch2)
--------------------

Birds lisp??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (ywdD4)

325 Why do birds sing so gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM

That was very hurtful.

Posted by: The woodpeckers at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (m+jkK)

326 I watched Rollerball again recently - the movie has turned into one of the most eerily prophetic dystopian movies made in the 70's. Who could imagine a world where major International Corporations are now more powerful than any governments?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (trdmm)

Historically monarchies also usually run large monopolies as "states" were something more like privately owned territories. In China it was the salt monopoly.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (z5Vrg)

327 323 Yahoo has a story up right now saying "Republicans are a threat" because Republicans are unvaxed

Unreal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (aWoBQ)

==========

Do they have a companion story about black people?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (LvTSG)

328 Grandpa poopypants also predicted doom for the unvaccinated this winter

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (CYnTg)

329 At Mass in my TLM parish, I see big families of five, six or more kids. We're reproducing, they aren't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Father always smiles broadly when the little kids and infants produce so much noise it drowns him out. The Church is growing - locally at least.
Posted by: Tonypete at Decemb

Here too. Another silver lining of covid and Biden.

Posted by: LOg4j at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

330 312 That CNN party looks like a Klan meeting. Where's the diversity?
Posted by: Bilderback at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM

-----

Do child rapists count as "diverse?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

331 271 - Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.

272 - Congratulations. You just invented the sailboat.

I love this place.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (5p7BC)

332 Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Game over, you died of scurvy.
Posted by: Oregon Trail Goes to Sea

These idiots would have never been allowed on the Oregon Trail.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (uXonU)

333 Yahoo has a story up right now saying "Republicans are a threat" because Republicans are unvaxed

Unreal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (aWoBQ)
++++
Two most "vaccine-hesitant" groups are black people and PhD holders. Both groups skew Democrat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (DU+/6)

334 Hey, those people just invented sailboats!

Why aren't you laughing?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (ESjRY)

335 Another Horde romance is brewing...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

Salty went down that road the other night...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (BgMrQ)

336 Why do birds suddenly appear?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (m+jkK)
++++
Because just like me, they long to be close to you?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM

Oversharing there.

*edges away*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (m+jkK)

337 294 Bill Maher (of all people) had about the best takedown of this, comparing masks to an amulet or a charm to ward off evil spirits.

I never dreamed there would be pockets still screwing around with this, I just assumed after Trump lost, they would giggle about it and move on quickly to give Biden a roaring economy.
Posted by: Blago

Covid has turned into a cult. Jim Jones would be envious.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (NsE9F)

338 These idiots would have never been allowed on the Oregon Trail.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (uXonU)

They'd make it all the way to Portland.... Maine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (6FeV1)

339 Why do birds sing so gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2021

***
And just who was that clown who wrote The Book of Love?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (txdEq)

340 Now someone has to come up with an airliner that needs no engines. They could call it, oh, I don't know...may be "sailplane"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (guGkK)

341 >>These idiots would have never been allowed on the Oregon Trail.

They'd have been eaten by a Grue before they even saw the Rockies.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (6Q3nU)

342 Why do birds sing so gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Birds lisp??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Tweeth tweeth tweeth

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (uXonU)

343 Oversharing there.

*edges away*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 12:59 PM (m+jkK)
++++
Sigh. Sock fail. I forgot to change it to make that comment lame instead of creepy. Ugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (DU+/6)

344 Back to the age of sail! Rum, buggery and the lash?
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (CYnTg)
===============
And strong men in black thigh-high boots!

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (aWoBQ)

345 And just who was that clown who wrote The Book of Love?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (txdEq)
-------------------

The Pompatus of Love?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (ywdD4)

346 And just who was that clown who wrote The Book of Love?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM

Maurice?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 01:01 PM (m+jkK)

347 @323

>>Unreal.

Very real, too real, these people are insane, evil and determined to start a conflagration.

And seemingly, they will be deterred.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 17, 2021 01:01 PM (NRB+I)

348 Now someone has to come up with an airliner that needs no engines. They could call it, oh, I don't know...may be "sailplane"?
Posted by: Cicero

EV. Solar panels on both wings. No night flights.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 01:01 PM (uXonU)

349 Stay in your lane, pal.

Posted by: Clipper ships at December 17, 2021 01:01 PM (jYQlA)

350 Why do birds sing so gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (N6ch2)

Music trivia: "Why Do Birds Sing So Gay?" was the original title of "Why Do Fools Fall In Love?" before it was changed. The 'lyric' was actually a poem a friend of the Teenagers wrote.

And Frankie Lymon was not supposed to be the singer; it just happened that the Teenagers' lead singer had voice trouble the day of recording and Lyman was tapped for the lead.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (2JVJo)

351 272 - Congratulations. You just invented the sailboat.

I love this place.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 17, 2021 12:58 PM (5p7BC)

Reminds me when Ace posted - gosh, maybe 3-4 years ago now - tweets from millennials who "invented" tents and rafts. They were 100% convinced this was a new concept nobody had ever thought of. Now these same idiots are engineers and CEO's. We are so screwed.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (wAnMi)

352
Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

https://tinyurl.com/yc5mtf8r
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Galley slaves to make a comeback.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)

353 Brianna Keilar: I have symptomatic covid and am so thankful to have the protection of being double vaccinated and boosted. Please be careful about potential exposures and get tested before gathering with friends and family.

I have Covid. I so glad I was protected. Homily.

It brings to mind the people who shouted, "LONG LIVE STALIN" one second before getting a 9�18mm in the back of the head in the basement of the Lubyanka.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (sG4Hj)

354 >>>NEW -- Several triple-vaccinated staffers infected with #COVID19

Let's read that verb "infected" in the active sense: The staffers INFECTED with #COVID19 all SORTS of people.

Posted by: m at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (SWrJu)

355 344 Back to the age of sail! Rum, buggery and the lash?
Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2021 12:55 PM (CYnTg)
===============
And strong men in black thigh-high boots!
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (aWoBQ)
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Ah, shipboard on the Raging Queen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (dpmG8)

356 And just who was that clown who wrote The Book of Love?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021
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The Pompatus of Love?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021

***
By George! Jay has answered the eternal question!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (txdEq)

357 The top tier schools will take any black candidate with a pulse and a 500 SAT.

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I always got a kick out of the minimum SAT score being 400 ... just for showing up and forking out your parents' hard-earned money.

You probably get 100-point bonus now for being a POC, or is it POC, or is it POS?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (yxWAx)

358 287 The kite is called Seawing. Its developer, Airseas, estimates that an even larger 1,000 square-meter parafoil, flying at an altitude of 300 meters, will cut fuel consumption and emissions from vessels by about 20%.

***

"Dad, what happens to a thousand square meter parafoil 300 m in the air over the ocean when the wind stops blowing?"

Posted by: Azathoth at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (W3VUu)

359 343 Sigh. Sock fail. I forgot to change it to make that comment lame instead of creepy. Ugh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Solid save...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

360 Willowed but just reposting because this pisses me off to no end:
So of course they had to infiltrate, eviscerate, and destroy the SA. It was against the State's interests.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 11:56 AM (6FeV1)

The SA leadership abandoned God so the leftists had an open field to take over the organization.

Ichabod indeed.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (Hh3y4)

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (Hh3y4)

361 Now someone has to come up with an airliner that needs no engines. They could call it, oh, I don't know...may be "sailplane"?
Posted by: Cicero

EV. Solar panels on both wings. No night flights.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 01:01 PM (uXonU)

You'll get a catapult with a solar panel what don't work gorilla taped to one of the uprights.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (6FeV1)

362 Giant Kites That Drag Cargo Ships Across Oceans Go on Trial

--

Wait 'til they discover harnessing horses to actually pull carriages.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (sVtYq)

363 323 Yahoo has a story up right now saying "Republicans are a threat" because Republicans are unvaxed

Unreal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

What is the Solution to the Republican Problem?

Posted by: Yahoo, Headlines of the Future at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (NsE9F)

364 I think modern sailing ships isn't a bad idea. If you want speed I think modern lighter than air craft are a good idea. The equations relating gross weight and lift are different between heavier than air and lighter to the extent that heavier than air reach, regardless of the materials used, a maximum weight while lighter than air have no theoretical limit. So you could make a lighter than air vehicles with tonnage equivalent to huge cargo ships but with faster speeds similar to rail traffic.

If we lived in a different world that considered progress being achieving technological breakthroughs and not making boy==girl we would see things like that.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (RS2U1)

365 Sorry for the wiki link. I didn't get as far as the memo, and I like to help when people have questions. Its reflexive.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (OssQ4)

366 Galley slaves to make a comeback.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (63Dwl)

Fuck that shit, I'm out...

Posted by: 41 at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (BgMrQ)

367 The galley slaves will all be Unvaxxed Republicans, keeping time to Jen Psaki on the kettle drums.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (jTmQV)

368 >>No night flights.

But.
I received a message.
From my brother.
Across the border.
He said, laughing as he wrote...
'The end's in sight'.

Posted by: Roberty Plant at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (6Q3nU)

369 NEW -- Several triple-vaccinated staffers infected with #COVID19

*

And it's my fault for having an immune system that has remained relatively unchanged since 2019.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (hsOar)

370
Congratulations. You invented sailboats and have stepped back to the 18th century.

With computer-controlled masts and furling and sails of lightweight materials with high tensile strength I could see the point of it. Question is, does it pay for itself?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (/U27+)

371 Let's see. Giant kites and off-shore windmills. I don't see anything that could possibly go wrong. We should print eleventy trillion dollars to fund this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (UuD2k)

372 I just assumed after Trump lost, they would giggle about it and move on quickly to give Biden a roaring economy.
Posted by: Blago
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This surprised me as well. I figured all they had to do was just keep all the things Trump did and keep lecturing about how awful Trump was. The economy keeps roaring and they ride their election theft to continued power.

Who knew that Obama was a prophet when he said "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up"

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (5p7BC)

373 Sigh. Sock fail. I forgot to change it to make that comment lame instead of creepy. Ugh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (DU+/6)

=========

Solid save...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Chinese Guy Wearing Sombrero at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (wAnMi)

374 One of my kids now has covid. His employer has him working from home anyway. Just like any other day.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (aWoBQ)

375 >>> What is the Solution to the Republican Problem?
Posted by: Yahoo, Headlines of the Future at December 17, 2021 01:03 PM (NsE9F)

The "Final" one you mean?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (RS2U1)

376 The top tier schools will take any black candidate with a pulse and a 500 SAT.
--------------------

"Come to our school, where we will welcome you and then crush your ego into a grease spot on the floor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (dpmG8)

377 Stay in your lane, pal.
Posted by: Clipper ships at December 17, 2021

***
Second look at sailing ship races between NYC and San Francisco via Cape Horn?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (txdEq)

378 326 I watched Rollerball again recently - the movie has turned into one of the most eerily prophetic dystopian movies made in the 70's. Who could imagine a world where major International Corporations are now more powerful than any governments?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2021 12:46 PM (trdmm)

Historically monarchies also usually run large monopolies as "states" were something more like privately owned territories. In China it was the salt monopoly.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

https://youtu.be/35DSdw7dHjs

Network! was on to something.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2021 01:05 PM (NsE9F)

379 The US will use sails. China and India will continue developing their vessels with actual technology.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 01:05 PM (hsOar)

380 So we are back to The Dawn Treader for ships now. Maybe not so bad.

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 01:05 PM (6Je/Q)

381 350 Why do birds sing so gay?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2021 12:56 PM (N6ch2)

Music trivia: "Why Do Birds Sing So Gay?" was the original title of "Why Do Fools Fall In Love?" before it was changed. The 'lyric' was actually a poem a friend of the Teenagers wrote.

And Frankie Lymon was not supposed to be the singer; it just happened that the Teenagers' lead singer had voice trouble the day of recording and Lyman was tapped for the lead.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 17, 2021 01:02 PM (2JVJo)

The backstory of this song sounds like the beginning of some ugly litigation over the royalties on it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 17, 2021 01:05 PM (2DdD8)

382 Is it just as simple as what we've come to believe: That none of these motherf**king fascist monsters believe a rotten lie they're vomiting at us, and are just gaslighting us to control us and to gain some scummy political advantage?

Or is it perhaps that they're the sort of stupid fools who have been deluded by Biden's constant Disinformation about covid-- about Biden's repeated, and false, claims that people with covid are incapable of catching covid and incapable of spreading covid?
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Yes

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2021 01:06 PM (5pbp/)

383 And just who was that clown who wrote The Book of Love?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (txdEq)

An underrated New Wave band, that's who!
https://youtu.be/A5BYMfuqC5U

Posted by: Doof at December 17, 2021 01:06 PM (mZUr4)

384 372 This surprised me as well. I figured all they had to do was just keep all the things Trump did and keep lecturing about how awful Trump was. The economy keeps roaring and they ride their election theft to continued power.

Who knew that Obama was a prophet when he said "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up"
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM (5p7BC)

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We are now on attempt two of the Biden administration to signal to its base that covid is won and they need to celebrate it. The first was after delta.

They want it. In fact, they need it. One reason BBB didn't pass was because the administration's largest campaign promise was laughably not done because of its own base's unwillingness to let go. COVID was a tool to defeat Trump. BBB and the Voting Bill are the tools to cement power forever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

385 The US will use sails. China and India will continue developing their vessels with actual technology.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 01:05 PM (hsOar)
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Yes, but we will be morally superior and lecture them constantly.

Posted by: Lefty Virtue Signalers at December 17, 2021 01:06 PM (aWoBQ)

386 please stop taking threads into extremely uncomfortable areas that you might have a strong interest in but other people find cringey.

Posted by: ace at December 17, 2021 12:33 PM (0G13K)

*looks around at the others*
ace, we are all friends here, but WE feel it is time to have a discussion about your lice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (E2Y9z)

387 The vaccines like the masks are a virtue signal. A reason to feel even more superior to people they already feel superior to

Posted by: steevy at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (CYnTg)

388 385 Yes, but we will be morally superior and lecture them constantly.
Posted by: Lefty Virtue Signalers at December 17, 2021 01:06 PM (aWoBQ)

========

"We cannot allow a virtue gap, Mr. President!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, John Ford goes to war at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

389 So we are back to The Dawn Treader for ships now. Maybe not so bad.
Posted by: kraken

**

My own plans are made. While I can, I sail east in the Dawn Treader. When she fails me, I paddle east in my coracle. When she sinks, I shall swim east with my four paws. And when I can swim no longer, if I have not reached Aslan's country, or shot over the edge of the world into some vast cataract, I shall sink with my nose to the sunrise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (hsOar)

390 Sails? Like on a Slave Ship?

rrrrrrrrRrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAACISSST!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (6FeV1)

391 I think a second look at Dirigibles is in order.

Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (6Je/Q)

392 "... CDC reports stating in easy-to-read English that the vaccinated can both catch and transmit covid "

So what's the point?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (fBtlL)

393 @372

>>Who knew that Obama was a prophet when he said "Never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up"

One small hiccup, Joe is not in charge of anything.

It's Ron Klain, Susan Rice and a cadre of other seen and unseen assholes and miscreants running the show.

It's really incredible when you think about.

The front people for the controlling junta are a vicious Meat Puppet and a barely able to keep it together, detestable buffoon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (NRB+I)

394 Of course I meant to say that there is no way to know whether these people contracted the virus, if they did, at the party.

So every "factual" element of the "story" is either wrong, unlikely, or uncertain and unknowable.

Kind of the perfect example of contemporary "information".

Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (OTzUX)

395 I have an idea. We could replace cars with carts that are pulled by animals, like, you know, donkeys or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (dpmG8)

396
Yes, but we will be morally superior and lecture them constantly.
Posted by: Lefty Virtue Signalers at December 17, 2021 01:06 PM (aWoBQ)

No, they'll pretend they don't exist. We're the ones who will get the lectures.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (/U27+)

397 >>> And just who was that clown who wrote The Book of Love?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (txdEq)
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The Pompatus of Love?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 01:00 PM (ywdD4)

Who put the "ram" in the "ram a lama ding dong"?

Posted by: banana "rama" Dream at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (RS2U1)

398 I think a second look at Dirigibles is in order.
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (6Je/Q)

BUT NO HYDROGEN!!!!

Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (guGkK)

399 390 Sails? Like on a Slave Ship?

rrrrrrrrRrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAACISSST!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM (6FeV1)

Galleys? Mostly white slaves.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 01:09 PM (E2Y9z)

400 321 What is Tapper's real name then?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Apparently it's really Tapper. And yes, Jewish. Scroll down to Early Life section.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Tapper
Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 17, 2021 12:57 PM (OssQ4)

Name likely real a rare Yiddish name.
Mother didn't have an authentic kosher conversion. no he is not a Member of the Tribe

Posted by: avi at December 17, 2021 01:09 PM (hMd9S)

401 Are sharks following that kite ship?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 01:09 PM (hsOar)

402 Row well and you will live.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 01:09 PM (E2Y9z)

403 BUT NO HYDROGEN!!!!
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (guGkK)

Hey, hydrogen got them most of the way. It was 99.9% effective.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 01:09 PM (UuD2k)

404 What did Captain Nemo use to power the Nautilus?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (eGTCV)

405 I think a second look at Dirigibles is in order.
Posted by: kraken at December 17, 2021

***
With helium this time, bitte.

Posted by: Captain of the Hindenburg at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (txdEq)

406 "... CDC reports stating in easy-to-read English that the vaccinated can both catch and transmit covid "

So what's the point?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (fBtlL)

You won't die.

/s

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (Ez6QX)

407 Meh - if container ships can harness wind power too, I'm all for it. The sail can likely be retrofitted to almost any ship, so the price of admission is pretty low.

It's worth trying out in my mind.

Posted by: 496 at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (VJsqe)

408 So really, I'm guessing the whole kite/cargo ship thing is just to make it cheaper for them to go in circles off of the coast for 4-7 months at a time? Wouldn't it be cheaper still (not to mention environmentally friendly) to just drop anchor?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (wAnMi)

409 Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."
---------

They've started the endless present by no longer time stamping things but just categorizing them in terms of hours, days, months and years ago.

Did you know that YouTube and other platforms will label something posted on December 18, 2019 as "1 year ago"? Then tomorrow it will change to 2 years ago. Same with something posted two Saturdays ago. That's "1 week ago" until tomorrow.

Seriously. And none of them mind, because lies just by virtue of being lies, are inherently good.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (5pbp/)

410 nood

SA

Posted by: banana at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (RS2U1)

411 "Come to our school, where we will welcome you and then crush your ego into a grease spot on the floor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 17, 2021 01:04 PM

Saw this in action my first year at law school. It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (m+jkK)

412 Galleys? Mostly white slaves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 17, 2021 01:09 PM (E2Y9z)

Yeah, don't believe all that "row well and live" crap.

It's all fun and games to them until you get rammed.

Posted by: 41 at December 17, 2021 01:11 PM (BgMrQ)

413
Tapper?

Posted by: I just met her! at December 17, 2021 01:11 PM (jYQlA)

414 404 What did Captain Nemo use to power the Nautilus?
Posted by: N.L. Urker

Orphans

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2021 01:11 PM (NsE9F)

415 Who put the "ram" in the "ram a lama ding dong"?
Posted by: banana "rama" Dream at December 17, 2021

***
A girl wearing an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

Posted by: Brian Hyland at December 17, 2021 01:11 PM (txdEq)

416 With helium this time, bitte.
Posted by: Captain of the Hindenburg at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (txdEq)

Except there's a serious global helium shortage looming.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 17, 2021 01:11 PM (wAnMi)

417 Why not just cut a hole in the bottom of the boat and give the crew flippers?

Like they did in the Flintstones.

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2021 01:11 PM (6Q3nU)

418 So every "factual" element of the "story" is either wrong, unlikely, or uncertain and unknowable.

Kind of the perfect example of contemporary "information".
Posted by: rhomboid at December 17, 2021 01:08 PM (OTzUX)

Always best to assume the opposite of whatever is reported or implied. That's my starting point for determining facts.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2021 01:12 PM (5pbp/)

419 >>>Biden's repeated, and false, claims that people with covid are incapable of catching covid and incapable of spreading covid

"people with covid" --> "vaccinated people"?

Posted by: m at December 17, 2021 01:12 PM (SWrJu)

420 Turns out there are vast supplies of frozen hydrogen on or near the surface of Mars (BehindTheBlack has the photos).

Now I understand why Musk wants to go there, he is going into the rocket ship gas station business!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2021 01:12 PM (aWoBQ)

421 We didn't abandon sails because the added cost of fuel and machinery was more attractive. There were plenty of ships built with both sail and steam power in the 1800's. But once the tonnage starts adding up, the sail propulsion just doesn't cut it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2021 01:13 PM (UuD2k)

422 My own plans are made. While I can, I sail east in the Dawn Treader. When she fails me, I paddle east in my coracle. When she sinks, I shall swim east with my four paws. And when I can swim no longer, if I have not reached Aslan's country, or shot over the edge of the world into some vast cataract, I shall sink with my nose to the sunrise.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 17, 2021 01:07 PM

Reepicheep was a badass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2021 01:13 PM (m+jkK)

423 Lots of stupid, scared, self-righteous people out there these days. Bad combination.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 17, 2021 01:13 PM (H8QX8)

424 CDC reports stating in easy-to-read English that the vaccinated can both catch and transmit covid "

So what's the point?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL

Don't put that up on Twitter. They'll ban you.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2021 01:13 PM (uXonU)

425 Again, if you want to see the face of evil and insanity, go to the comments section at any Covid article at Ars Technica dot com, and read an entire 500 comment thread. These are the smart people, the Educated, the enlightened. Everyone should read one of these entire threads, at least once, preferably once a month. Just to know the enemy. And they are the enemy, because they really don't hold back about hoping we all die.

The MSM and Twitter are, by comparison to Ars Technica comment threads, safe spaces for the right wing. No joke.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 17, 2021 01:14 PM (OssQ4)

426 Rowing makes one free.

Posted by: Sign aboard galley Auschwitz at December 17, 2021 01:15 PM (jYQlA)

427 I did think, though anyone could see they used Covid restrictions on the public, that after Trump it would fade aeay. Guess that strangle hold was to much to give up.

Posted by: Skip's Phone at December 17, 2021 01:15 PM (ty6d/)

428 Ace Nood on Salvation Army turning to shit

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2021 01:15 PM (aWoBQ)

429 It's a mystery.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Unvaccinated SuperSpreader at December 17, 2021 01:15 PM (4I/2K)

430 "Gen Z will be the last sizeable generation for a while..."

Speaking as an agnostic, I would still point primarily to the decline in religious belief.

"We cannot judge of the effects of Atheism from the conduct of persons who have been educated as believers in God and in the midst of a nation which believes in God. If we should ever see a generation of men, especially a generation of Englishmen, to whom the word 'God' had no meaning at all, we should get a light upon the subject which might be lurid enough." J.F. Stephen, 1881

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 17, 2021 01:16 PM (YFAIE)

431 Rowing makes one free.
Posted by: Sign aboard galley Auschwitz

She's a dirty TERF!!!

OH, you said rowing.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist., Rickrolled by Jesus at December 17, 2021 01:16 PM (OssQ4)

432 > the US government hasn't stolen their rights and waived liability.

Does that mean you can sue the drug makers if you renounce your citizenship?

Posted by: me at December 17, 2021 01:17 PM (9p+wn)

433
I didn't know Tapper was Jewish. Dammit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 17, 2021 01:24 PM (2ABQr)

434 404 What did Captain Nemo use to power the Nautilus?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 17, 2021 01:10 PM (eGTCV)

Oompa Loompas on a treadmill. He got the idea from Dr Moreau when he did a port call.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 17, 2021 01:24 PM (8C7+r)

435 > Everyone I know who tested positive lately was completely asymptomatic, and the positive test result was a complete surprise.

It's no longer everyone. I got set upon by some nasty aches and pains last Wednesday afternoon. Overnight, my temperature topped out at 102.4F.

And yes, I tested positive on the Abbott Labs home coof test.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 17, 2021 01:36 PM (ZSK0i)

436 The White House deputy press secretary didn't listen to that particular interview of President Biden? I mean, wouldn't watching every second of every interview of the President literally be the first responsibility/duty listed in her job description?

Posted by: st7v7ns at December 17, 2021 01:48 PM (rl2c4)

437 "Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly said Thursday the coronavirus omicron variant will become the dominant strain of the virus within weeks, perhaps overwhelming hospitals' ability to treat patients."

--------------------------

So they'll be hospitalizing people for cold symptoms?

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 17, 2021 02:33 PM (G/mW5)

438 Jake Tappers staff is twice the size, and 100% "Whiter" than (well known racist)Rush Limbaugh's

Posted by: birddog at December 17, 2021 03:59 PM (uAI4S)

439 This just in: Jake Tapper now rates as dumber than Ron Burgundy. "Go F--- yourself, America!"

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at December 17, 2021 04:11 PM (ATyck)

440 Also, far as I know, the score in America remains:
Alec Baldwin 1,
Omicron 0

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at December 17, 2021 04:11 PM (ATyck)

441 Hi! Do you know if they make any plugins to protect against hackers?
I'm kinda paranoid about losing everything I've worked hard on. Any tips?

Posted by: skip tracing at December 21, 2021 07:37 AM (l5qf+)

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