Parafeline Activity Cafe

Mark Rober's Glitter Bomb thief deterrent 4.0.

Sugar gliders don't just jump down -- they jump up, too. They're really good at jumping up, it turns out.

Dog sees snow for the first time and defends the home against it.

Real-life Sonic the Hedgehog. He's pretty fast.

Kitten wants in on this.

The cat sits in judgment.

Quokka and kit.

Stronk empowered cockatoo.

This cat washed out of Mousing school on day one.

Human family: It took all day, but we finally have our Christmas tree up and trimmed, and it's perfect!

Cat: Not perfect yet.

Pig family out for a stroll.

Inman: Smelly reedy homeless bum dude decides he wants to poke with a cop.

Here's a smelly homeless bum dude who's better with his mitts.

Tractor chase. Spoiler: It doesn't last long.

Brawl in Atlantic City. The security guards sure are doing a great job of remaining just outside the actual fighting while pretending they're thinking about doing something about it.

Throw it little human! 🐶🧸😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rw44DnhMKo
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 7, 2021

Weeeee.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/azzpoWkrH5
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 14, 2021

The Best of Times.🐶🐶🎈😍 pic.twitter.com/QcbZ7E5VfD
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 12, 2021

Cats.. 🤦‍♂️😂 pic.twitter.com/JF6vcHZ8T8
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) December 13, 2021

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 America first!

Posted by: InCali at December 14, 2021 07:29 PM (ov5G+)

2 Meepers

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:29 PM (OuILz)

3 Couple quick ones, got to go work in city tomorrow and Thursday.

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2021 07:31 PM (2JoB8)

4 Good evening my Paracats and kittens!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 07:33 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 That cat's owner better sleep with door locked or 1 eye open

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2021 07:34 PM (2JoB8)

6 New Nicholas Cage movie trailer, out in April. Starring Cage, as himself. I don't watch many movies, but this looks fun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OT_aDZc3vXY

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:35 PM (OssQ4)

7 How do we know that's a real Imperial Passport and not a really good forgery?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 14, 2021 07:35 PM (4thlk)

8 This is pretty much how I view the role of an American ambassador, before the National Enjokening.

Plenipotentiary status and a deadly, baleful eye.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 07:35 PM (2ABQr)

9 I notified the otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:36 PM (OuILz)

10 "If you deny me, you die."
........

I wonder if that will work on Southwest Airlines?

Posted by: wth at December 14, 2021 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

11 I notified the otters.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:36 PM (OuILz)

Watch your cornholes, peeps.

Posted by: flounder at December 14, 2021 07:37 PM (SH2Zi)

12 Rober's glitter bomb 4.0 trailer, 8 hours after it was posted yesterday had 2.5 million views, and 20,000 comments. That's called being a YouTube boss.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:38 PM (OssQ4)

13 You know, if anyone is wondering about a Christmas gift - one of the Khan's passports would work.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 07:38 PM (mD/uy)

14 Ben Had - Yeah, the fruit was soaked in brandy. I saw my grandmother's recipe once, she had crossed out "one cup brandy" and written in "one pint brandy".

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 14, 2021 07:40 PM (5p7BC)

15 Don't Feed The Quokkas

Posted by: Aussie PETA at December 14, 2021 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

16 Was rewatching Marco Polo yesterday
Silly fun show

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 07:40 PM (BQ4uR)

17 We visited a zoo that had a really great Marco Polo exhibition connected to the wing of related Asian animals. Very clever. IIRC he had a passport given to him by a Khan with essentially the same message. It was the first I'd ever heard of it, which is amazing to ponder. That's the sort of thing that you'd think teachers would love to teach to young inquisitive minds in school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 07:41 PM (/6kZi)

18 Pretty good starting position, if you think about it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2021 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

19 Ok, so Kublai Khan, Xerxes, And Leonidas walk into a bar...

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 07:42 PM (eA1RV)

20 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan.
A stately pleasure-dome decree

Don't bogart the laudanum, dude!

Posted by: zombie Samuel Taylor Coleridge at December 14, 2021 07:43 PM (UHVv4)

21 And the bartender says

THIS IS LADIES NIGHT!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 07:43 PM (eA1RV)

22 Porch thieves should be curb-stomped.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 07:44 PM (II3Gr)

23 7 How do we know that's a real Imperial Passport and not a really good forgery?
Posted by: lowandslow at December 14, 2021 07:35 PM (4thlk)

Good question, and one I bet no one ever asked out loud.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Supply Chain Issues? The Outrage Outlet is Fully Stocked with Holiday Bile, Venom! at December 14, 2021 07:44 PM (qtCPD)

24 And the bartender says

THIS IS LADIES NIGHT!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Oh, what a night!

Posted by: Kool + The Gang, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:44 PM (OssQ4)

25 How do we know that's a real Imperial Passport and not a really good forgery?
------------------------
It was found buried in a pile of skulls.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (UHVv4)

26 Those Mongols were a brutal bunch. I recently read Ghenghis Khan. Gnarly

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (M+Lyo)

27 Didn't Kublai Khan a stately pleasure dome decree?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (a3Q+t)

28 That last video? Reason 432 why I don't have cats.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

29 Just cooked my first real dinner in my new state.

TACO TUESDAY MUTHAS!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (eA1RV)

30 Evening, 'ettes and 'rons. Steve Inman is the national treasure we never knew we needed.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (Agr8U)

31 Heya Duke!
How's life in a red state?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (Ik0/P)

32 19 Ok, so Kublai Khan, Xerxes, And Leonidas walk into a bar...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 07:42 PM (eA1RV)

Stop at the door and go... Oh Shit, Kyle Rittenhouse is here...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2021 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

33
Casinos always have the most sophisticated patrons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 07:46 PM (/U27+)

34 Good videos but have to get up earlier tomorrow
Everyone have a great evening

Praying for you vmom

Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2021 07:47 PM (2JoB8)

35 Boston Dynamics isn't designing robotic cats, is it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

36 Heya Duke!
How's life in a red state?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:45 PM (Ik0/P)

-----------

The sun is brighter, the sky is bluer, and I haven't seen a mask yet.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 07:47 PM (eA1RV)

37
Pretty good starting position, if you think about it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 14, 2021 07:41 PM (jTmQV)

-------

See, what I like about an opening move of that kind is that there is no counter. "I'll kill your dirty little ass" is pretty conclusive.

It's like the Reply of the Zaporozhians:
https://tinyurl.com/9m2cfz5c

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 07:47 PM (2ABQr)

38 Friend has a corgi.

Those dogs are spazz!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Supply Chain Issues? The Outrage Outlet is Fully Stocked with Holiday Bile, Venom! at December 14, 2021 07:47 PM (qtCPD)

39 Thanks skip

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 07:48 PM (BQ4uR)

40 Atlantic City seems so nice, said no one, ever.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 14, 2021 07:48 PM (QZ/dC)

41 Mark Rober's attorneys said he's not allowed to sell the device, or the plans. Presumably because it could easily be modified to go 'splodey.

It's really a divine jest, and a blessing, that God made jihadists so stupid.

Posted by: Kool + The Gang, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:48 PM (OssQ4)

42 Those Mongols were a brutal bunch. I recently read Ghenghis Khan. Gnarly

**

Hulagu is my favorite.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 07:49 PM (/6kZi)

43 Stronk empowered cockatoo.

==

yes, yes he is !! love it .

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 07:49 PM (V13WU)

44 /off, funky, yet suave sock

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:49 PM (OssQ4)

45
Atlantic City seems so nice, said no one, ever.
Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 14, 2021 07:48 PM (QZ/dC)

_________

Jerseyans and Philadelphians. The nicest people around, said no one, ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 07:50 PM (/U27+)

46 vmom, sorry you're hung up in the ER. Lousy way to spend an evening. Prayers up!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 07:50 PM (OX9vb)

47 For Nurse Ratched

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/ FGkp2WPXEAI4vTG?format=jpg&name=small

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 07:51 PM (M+Lyo)

48 bahhh

https://pbs.tw___.com/ media/FGkp2WPXEAI4vTG?format=jpg&name=small

remove the space

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 07:52 PM (M+Lyo)

49
Anyone asking for reparations from the Mongols? Guys killed about 10% of the world's population at the time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 07:52 PM (/U27+)

50 The Bee has thoughtfully provided us Christmas Carols updated for age of covid.

https://babylonbee.com/news/covid-christmas-carols

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 07:52 PM (FVME7)

51 FFS !

https://tinyurl.com/5n6dfm8p

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)

52 The sun is brighter, the sky is bluer, and I haven't seen a mask yet.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Good for you!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:53 PM (5/oma)

53 Direct express covering for the ID fraud thieves who ghosted my card and debited $123.85 to my social security, deny my dispute, "LOLGF" .

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 14, 2021 07:53 PM (JubuX)

54 Didn't Kublai Khan a stately pleasure dome decree?
---------------------------
That's what I said!

Posted by: zombie Samuel Taylor Coleridge at December 14, 2021 07:54 PM (UHVv4)

55
Anyway, my point is, if someone shows you a document like that, your only choice is to shove it down his throat and stomp it home. Declarations like that are begging for comeuppance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 07:54 PM (2ABQr)

56 LOL, Hatari!

Here: https://tinyurl.com/5n77d2es

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:54 PM (OssQ4)

57 So sugargliders are the parkour experts of the animal world?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 14, 2021 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

58 LOL, Hatari!

Here: https://tinyurl.com/5n77d2es
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:54 PM (OssQ4)

Thanks, I finally resorted to that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 07:55 PM (M+Lyo)

59 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan.
A stately pleasure-dome decree

-
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency explains how this poem came to be written.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 07:55 PM (FVME7)

60 Hatari!
I can't get it to open!

*sad face*

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 07:57 PM (5/oma)

61 The Khan Passport can't be real. Just can't BE!

I mean, where's The Jab shots records? WHERE?! *sobbing*

/boxwine karens

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 07:57 PM (QzJWU)

62
My favorite Bee carol:

Grandma got COVID by a Cuomo.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 07:57 PM (Mzdiz)

63 I had a ticket for the ferry to go to Rottnest Island last time I was in Perth to go see the quokkas. The trip was on a Sunday. But I ended up in a bar watching rugby with a bunch of Aussies on Saturday and got so drunk I slept all day Sunday.

That was a missed opportunity.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 07:58 PM (ZLI7S)

64 pours nurse an Irish*

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 07:58 PM (NpmCj)

65 Thanks April!

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 07:58 PM (BQ4uR)

66 LOL, have the outside Christmas lights on a timer, set for 5:00...

They just came on which means??? ITS THE COCKTAIL HOUR!

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2021 07:58 PM (oHd/0)

67 >> Didn't Kublai Khan a stately pleasure dome decree?

He was a piker.

Posted by: Ozymandius at December 14, 2021 07:59 PM (Mzdiz)

68 in fairness. if you were in security at that casino, would you rather get involved, or just herd the gang towards the door?

would you rather arrest the illegal aliens or just send the illegal aliens through to the U.S.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 14, 2021 07:59 PM (K3ZCc)

69 Well, JackStraw, watching rugby with a bunch of Aussies sounds like fun, too.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

70 when I was working for a very big bank, I had was was essentially the khan's passprt

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 14, 2021 08:00 PM (K3ZCc)

71 "dogs are the gods of frolic."

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 14, 2021 08:00 PM (rDgjh)

72 Turn that passport 90 to the right and you get a free night in a whorehouse.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:00 PM (NpmCj)

73 by the way, the home page of the hq is an enormous resource hog

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 14, 2021 08:01 PM (K3ZCc)

74 14 Ben Had - Yeah, the fruit was soaked in brandy. I saw my grandmother's recipe once, she had crossed out "one cup brandy" and written in "one pint brandy".
Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 14, 2021 07:40 PM (5p7BC)

------------------------------

One cup for the fruit, and one cup for Grandma!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 14, 2021 08:01 PM (CAJOC)

75 New Nicholas Cage movie trailer,

-
There's a Yellowstone pre-pre-prequel called 1883 and starring Sam Elliott coming out. It looks filled with toxic masculinity.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkbH1zjsM7g

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:01 PM (FVME7)

76
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (21 October 1772 - 25 July 1834):
English poet, literary critic, philosopher and theologian

Samuel Coleridge-Taylor (15 August 1875 - 1 September 1912): English composer and conductor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 08:01 PM (/U27+)

77
Xanadu > Shangri-La

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:02 PM (Mzdiz)

78 >>Well, JackStraw, watching rugby with a bunch of Aussies sounds like fun, too.

It was a blast. As much as I remember. I was a novelty for them and they treated me great. Western Australia is closer to what I thought Australia was all about as a kid.

Still, wanted to see the quokkas.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

79 Tucker saying Liz Cheney wants to run for President.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:03 PM (NpAcC)

80 Obviously not enough alcohol being served in that casino

Posted by: Radio Operator Ice Station Zebra - come in Tokyo at December 14, 2021 08:03 PM (9X60i)

81 Meepers
Posted by: nurse ratched

Moopers

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2021 08:04 PM (arJlL)

82 JackStraw, watching rugby with a bunch of Aussies sounds like fun, too.

what is there to do in the camps besides watch rugby

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 14, 2021 08:04 PM (K3ZCc)

83
Shangri-la >>>>>> Atlantic City

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2021 08:04 PM (/U27+)

84 Tucker saying Liz Cheney wants to run for President.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:03 PM (NpAcC)

Of what?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2021 08:04 PM (IHyjr)

85 clinton - cheney 2024 ?

bipartisan fusion ticket

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:05 PM (03BbD)

86 Boston Dynamics isn't designing robotic cats, is it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

Owlkitty, Purranormal Activity

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2021 08:05 PM (ZMraq)

87 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 14, 2021 08:05 PM (arJlL)

88 JackStraw, I found an Aussie site that sells Bravecto without a prescription and for $25+ off the Vet price.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:05 PM (NpmCj)

89 ok, I promise, I tested it !

https://tinyurl.com/yb8kew3f

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 08:05 PM (M+Lyo)

90 I'm thinking Ace needs an Imperial passport.
Defy me and it's the Barrel!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 14, 2021 08:06 PM (axyOa)

91 dogs show us what our better selves could be

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:07 PM (03BbD)

92 Snow beagle. Beagles have a genetic funny bone that's different from other dogs.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 08:07 PM (SKXSf)

93 Shangri-la >>>>>> Atlantic City
Posted by: H

Detroit > Atlantic cuty

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:07 PM (OSf/N)

94 >>JackStraw, I found an Aussie site that sells Bravecto without a prescription and for $25+ off the Vet price.

How's the shipping, Ben? Place is locked down pretty hard these days.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 08:07 PM (ZLI7S)

95 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2021 08:04 PM (IHyjr)
********
Of the United States. Evidently she has been receiving millions from PACs to do so.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (NpAcC)

96 Those folks in that last video must be pretty sound sleepers.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (OssQ4)

97 85 clinton - cheney 2024 ?

bipartisan fusion ticket
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

That makes me feel sick.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

98

Gene Kelly dancing with Olivia Newton John in "Xanadu" (which sort of sucked, I think):

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=o3wSOZk7jnk

That was the last time he danced on film. He wasn't going to do it for this film, but relented, and did all the choreography himself. And he made sure to make ONJ look good.

Gene Kelly was a gentleman.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (Mzdiz)

99
Oh man, that horrible Wonderful Christmastime song came on, and Lady YD asked who did it. "I don't know, it sucks, I'll look it up."

Sure enough, Paul McCartney. Go figure. Blech.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 08:09 PM (2ABQr)

100 It's really a divine jest, and a blessing, that God made jihadists so stupid.
Posted by: Kool + The Gang, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:48 PM (OssQ4)

There is a picture of a smiling EOD team holding up to the camera a block of C4 wired to a cell phone with that old LCD screen with the message "2 missed calls"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2021 08:09 PM (ZMraq)

101 JackStraw, it was really cheap. Pleasantly surprised. $18+ a little. I still saved $40.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:09 PM (NpmCj)

102 Kitty was too old and slow to run and catch a mouse. Kitty would sit motionless for hours in place until mouse appeared...cue death march.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 14, 2021 08:10 PM (SKXSf)

103 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 08:10 PM (kN8v/)

104 I'm thinking Ace needs an Imperial passport.
Defy me and it's the Barrel!
Posted by:

Isn't that a downgrade from the banhammer

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:10 PM (OSf/N)

105 ...a block of C4 wired to a cell phone with that old LCD screen with the message "2 missed calls"
Posted by: Kindltot

O_O

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 08:10 PM (OssQ4)

106 Those folks in that last video must be pretty sound sleepers.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (OssQ4)

My cat wakes me up at least five times a night

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

107 Jiminy crickets, is the smelly homeless guy the only one that can throw a decent punch? The cops on the tractor guy look like a bunch of octopi slapping a manatee.

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 08:12 PM (AmoqO)

108 >>JackStraw, it was really cheap. Pleasantly surprised. $18+ a little. I still saved $40.

Nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

109 Elephant with a sense of humor.

https://bit.ly/3pURi8h

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:12 PM (FVME7)

110 "That makes me feel sick.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (OX9vb) "

oh, same here, no question about that; but sometimes you have to say it because keeping it in just lets it fester.

dear good Lord save us from evil !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:12 PM (03BbD)

111 106 Those folks in that last video must be pretty sound sleepers.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (OssQ4)

My cat wakes me up at least five times a night
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 14, 2021 08:10 PM (M+Lyo)

If the cat didn't hork up something on the carpet or drag its butt across their faces, it was being "quiet" out of consideration for its monkey butlers.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 3 hours ago: U.S. Senate votes 50-49 to raise the debt limit by $2.5 trillion.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 08:13 PM (UHVv4)

113 In fairness grizzly Adam's is such a shitty show it is not even rerun in the internets

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:14 PM (OSf/N)

114 Beagles have a genetic funny bone that's different from other dogs.

**

Jeez, do they ever. We're discovering life with our first who just turned a year old. She's a nut. An absolute, total fruitcake. Loves playing with her toys on her back, and trying to steal absolutely any piece of clothing left unattended.

Oh, and remote controls. I think we're up to seven destroyed remote controls right now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 08:14 PM (/6kZi)

115 Mmm, bacon on parade.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 14, 2021 08:14 PM (lNHqD)

116 Our cats sleep on our bed... sometimes. One in particular likes sleeping between my legs.

This freaks me out. For a variety of reasons.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 08:15 PM (BFigT)

117 Tucker tearing up Lizzy and Jan. 6th. Dude has balls.

Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)

118 I should print out that Kublai Khan passport next time i travel and show it to them when they try to make me wear a face diaper. Something tells me I'd end up in the new Gitmo (the one in DC)

Posted by: Mookie at December 14, 2021 08:16 PM (u+Y3T)

119 I saw Monkey Butlers open for Squirrel Nut Zippers in '91.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 08:16 PM (OssQ4)

120 Elephant with a sense of humor.

https://bit.ly/3pURi8h
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:12 PM (FVME7)

I wonder how many large animals display what might be referred to as a sense of humor. I'm of the understanding horses enjoy making the big pink ape creatures fall on their monkey asses.

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 08:18 PM (kN8v/)

121 The cops on the tractor guy look like a bunch of octopi slapping a manatee.

-
Back when I was a county court prosecutor, I had a drunk driving on a tractor case. He caused an accident, was badly injured, and placed in ICU. His friends smuggled him out and took him to a bar because, priorities, dude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:18 PM (FVME7)

122 We should do that

I am American. If you kill me you die, and your family, and the dog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 08:18 PM (yrol0)

123 Our cats sleep on our bed... sometimes. One in particular likes sleeping between my legs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

My pussy does that too!

Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at December 14, 2021 08:19 PM (mD/uy)

124 Our cats sleep on our bed... sometimes. One in particular likes sleeping between my legs.

This freaks me out. For a variety of reasons.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 14, 2021 08:15 PM (BFigT)

When it starts kneading with those little razor sharp claws?

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 08:19 PM (kN8v/)

125 Gene Kelly dancing with Olivia Newton John in "Xanadu" (which sort of sucked, I think):

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=o3wSOZk7jnk

______________________________

Link doesnt work

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 14, 2021 08:19 PM (ItDAh)

126
♬ Simply haaaaaaving a horrible pain in my balls ♬

Posted by: Some Crunchy Old British Fruit at December 14, 2021 08:20 PM (2ABQr)

127 ESPN tweeted out a clip on Tuesday with the caption Last year, a noose was found in Bubba Wallaces stall at Talladega Superspeedway to promote an upcoming E:60 special. That, of course, is a lie.

* * * * * * * *

ESPN even admitted it wasnt a noose in June 2020, in a report headlined, FBI says rope had been in Talladega garage since October; Bubba Wallace not victim of hate crime.

I love NASCAR but WTF!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 08:20 PM (yrol0)

128 . His friends smuggled him out and took him to a bar because, priorities, dude.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

T&A bar across the street from the VA.
We had a couple of vets with running IVs go across the street (in their hospital gowns no less) for beer with a view.
We had to go get them to administer their meds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 14, 2021 08:21 PM (/WcUb)

129 There was a story about some old guy that did not have a car driving his mower to the dog jail at night to bust his dog out before the city could murder it.

Things went sideways and the guy his dog buy got whackd I the gunfight that ensued

Say what you will he had his priorities in order he did

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:22 PM (OSf/N)

130 I love NASCAR but WTF!!

I was starting to get back into the left turn circuit when Bubba Smollett decided to channel his inner Craperdick on Kyle Rittenhouse. Buh bye. Don't need woke racing in my life.

Posted by: Mookie at December 14, 2021 08:22 PM (u+Y3T)

131 >> Link doesnt work

Remove the line feed -- most newer browsers will do that automatically. Oh, hell, here's a tinyurl:

https://tinyurl.com/ehhbhwtu

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (Mzdiz)

132 Breaking News: The Prime Minister of New Zealand has approved orgies of 25 or less as long as all the participants are "fully vaccinated".

Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Link doesnt work
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
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There's a space after .com/ that you have to manually remove if your browser doesn't do it automatically.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (UHVv4)

134 Late to the party on the Sammy the Bull thing, but having grown up in a Mob neighborhood, and knowing a lot of LCN, the Mob doesn't really kill innocent civilians. Extremely rarely. If they do, that civilian f'd up bigly in some way. They don't just go around whacking people left and right like in the movies. If you're in the "life" you always know what can happen if you flip or you badly fk up.

Cuomo's elderly nursing home victims were innocents. I can definitely see where Gravano's coming from.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (Bmy3R)

135 132 Breaking News: The Prime Minister of New Zealand has approved orgies of 25 or less as long as all the participants are "fully vaccinated".

Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)
--

Maybe if it's a conga line orgy?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

136 Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?
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Videographer.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 08:24 PM (UHVv4)

137 Breaking News: The Prime Minister of New Zealand has approved orgies of 25 or less as long as all the participants are "fully vaccinated".

I'm fairness that is more than 24 hours old

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:24 PM (OSf/N)

138 Tucker tearing up Lizzy and Jan. 6th. Dude has balls.
Posted by: dartist at December 14, 2021 08:15 PM (+ya+t)
********
He's fearless.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:24 PM (NpAcC)

139 Breaking News: The Prime Minister of New Zealand has approved orgies of 25 or less as long as all the participants are "fully vaccinated".

Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Pivot person.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 08:25 PM (fL0pA)

140 Love the glitter bomb. FNM in Denver has helpfully reported in the past the creating a glitter bomb could open one to assault charges if the piss ant pirate gets some in their eyes.

I've never had the ambition but always thought it would be fun to box up dog and horse shit for people to set out on their porches as pirate bait. Luckily remote enough here that we've never had any pirates ourselves.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 14, 2021 08:25 PM (3cGpq)

141 And new zealand is a shithol that should be given to the Chinese l

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:25 PM (OSf/N)

142 Has anyone seen Zod? I think he dropped his passport.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 08:25 PM (gryET)

143 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (Mzdiz)

Thnaks.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 14, 2021 08:25 PM (ItDAh)

144 Smelly homeless dude on Inman just isn't as fun as brandy tifa taking a cone to the dome.

Posted by: Drc at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (llGBY)

145 I know it makes me a Grinch but I hate Christmas songs. Except Blue Christmas.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (2ABQr)

146 Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Drc at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (llGBY)

147 Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 14, 2021 08:23 PM (a3Q+t)

-------------

Get that stick in there! Let em know you're there!

Posted by: Reggie Dunlop at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (eA1RV)

148 "122 We should do that

I am American. If you kill me you die, and your family, and the dog.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 08:18 PM (yrol0) "

endorsed, except the dog. we ~~steal~~ rescue the dog. I am an American, and I stand four-square against killing dogs.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (03BbD)

149 We had to go get them to administer their meds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 14, 2021 08:21 PM (/WcUb)

Vodka martinis?

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 08:27 PM (AmoqO)

150 Marjorie Taylor Greene along with Louie Gohmert are two of the only Republicans trying to get justice for the Jan 6th protesters. No matter what you think of what happened on Jan 6th the people who were arrested and have been kept in detention for months are being treated worse than we treat terrorists at GITMO and that is not an exaggeration.

The woman responsible for their treatment is a leftist activist who is absolutely nuts. Her name is Kathleen Landerkin and she is the Deputy Warden of the DC jail where they are being held. Don't forget her name.

Here is the report MTG produced after her visit with Gohmert. It is truly horrific and it is not being reported. It's worth reading.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4hchv5

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)

151
At the Daily Mail. Moderna's "Chief Medical Officer" is warning that OMG you get Delta and Moronic at the same time. A dual infection. And it could be really, really, really bad.

If you get a dual infection, delta and moronic's genes could combine and create a super-duper-deadly variant.

So, get our jabs. Buy our shit or you'll die.

These people are psychotic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)

152 * sends YD " I'll be swinging home for Christmas" by The Tractors*

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:28 PM (NpmCj)

153 Anybody takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him I'm gonna kill his wife too! All his friends! Burn his damn house down!

Posted by: William Munny at December 14, 2021 08:28 PM (eA1RV)

154 > 145 I know it makes me a Grinch but I hate Christmas songs. Except Blue Christmas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (2ABQr)

The Mariah Carey song makes me angry, stompy, and stabby - but mostly stabby.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 08:28 PM (gryET)

155 What I've Learned Rescuing My Daughter From Her Transgender Fantasy

https://tinyurl.com/2p8bemde

Via oh shit you should know by now.

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 08:29 PM (kN8v/)

156
Oh, "delta omicron" is an anagram of "media control". So that explains that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:29 PM (Mzdiz)

157 So if you get Delta and Omicron and live, then your immune system...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 08:29 PM (/6kZi)

158 Cute vids. I'm trapped under a toddler. Its way too late for his nap, bedtimes gonna be a battle with soft squishy swords and shields.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at December 14, 2021 08:29 PM (EiPf6)

159 145 I know it makes me a Grinch but I hate Christmas songs. Except Blue Christmas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (2ABQr)

---------------

The vast, vast majority are terrible. Blue Christmas and maybe one or two others are the exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: ballistic at December 14, 2021 08:29 PM (oXNqT)

160 Home.

Hiya Ben Had! Thank you for the drink!
Here's a lovely Washington red from the Colombia Valley.

Horde, thank you for your kinship. I've met many of you irl, and you're fantastic people.
I want to meet so many more of y'all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 08:30 PM (U2p+3)

161 These people are psychotic.

That is becoming more painfully evident each and very day that passes during this nightmare.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 14, 2021 08:30 PM (Xrfse)

162 Jack straw, I read it. Its nuts.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at December 14, 2021 08:30 PM (EiPf6)

163 Breaking News: The Prime Minister of New Zealand has approved orgies of 25 or less as long as all the participants are "fully vaccinated".

Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Maybe one is an umpire.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (FVME7)

164 That placard spells it "Kahn", not "Khan".

How much incompetence does it take for that to happen?

Posted by: raoul ortega at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (q3vZS)

165 Oh, no! Dr Frasier Crane just struck out with Shannon Tweed!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (UHVv4)

166 Here is the report MTG produced after her visit with Gohmert. It is truly horrific and it is not being reported. It's worth reading.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4hchv5
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)
********
Tucker was all over the Kathleen Landerkin story. He even had MTG on.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (NpAcC)

167 "T&A bar across the street from the VA.
We had a couple of vets with running IVs go across the street (in their hospital gowns no less) for beer with a view.
We had to go get them to administer their meds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 14, 2021 08:21 PM (/WcUb)"

back in the 80's I remember towing my IV stand out to the loading dock for a cig ... thank goshes that Mrs Eez had brought me some underwear !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (03BbD)

168 Tucker saying Liz Cheney wants to run for President.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:03 PM (NpAcC)

Bwaahahaha! The hubris of the treacherous.
Someone should remind her how the pharisees treated Judas when he tried to return the 30 pieces of silver.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

169 > This is pretty much how I view the role of an American ambassador, before the National Enjokening.

Telegram: "[Teddy Roosevelt's] government wants Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead."

The thuggish Raisuli, a latter-day Barbary pirate who'd kidnapped Perdicaris for ransom, duly handed him over.

It later turned out that Perdicaris may not have technically been an American citizen, but that was not known when T.R.'s ambassador delivered the ultimatum.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2021 08:32 PM (bW8dp)

170 145 I know it makes me a Grinch but I hate Christmas songs. Except Blue Christmas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 08:26 PM (2ABQr)

In fairness every Christmas song, even every chanukah song, is better than every sng from the 90sl

Posted by: Y5 at December 14, 2021 08:32 PM (OSf/N)

171 The vast, vast majority are terrible. Blue Christmas and maybe one or two others are the exception that proves the rule.

I'll take "The Season's Upon Us" by Dropkick Murphys. In part because I *wish* I would have had a family like that in the video. And it's a cool tune.

Posted by: Mookie at December 14, 2021 08:32 PM (u+Y3T)

172 >
Horde, thank you for your kinship. I've met many of you irl, and you're fantastic people.
I want to meet so many more of y'all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 14, 2021 08:30 PM (U2p+3)

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 08:32 PM (5SzKU)

173 145 I know it makes me a Grinch but I hate Christmas songs. Except Blue Christmas.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I like the ancient sacred carols. Not the modern schmaltzy ones.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

174 New Year's baby derby coming up, first kid born in the new year. Some inner city baby momma will name the little bundle of joy Delta Omicron.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 14, 2021 08:33 PM (lz5hY)

175 OMG you get Delta and Moronic at the same time. A dual infection. And it could be really, really, really bad.

-
King Kong v. Godzilla bad?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:33 PM (FVME7)

176 Maud'dib!!! How are ya, Brother?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:33 PM (NpmCj)

177 Doesn't 25 make for an odd personx out?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Maybe one is an umpire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Calls balls and strikes. That guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 08:33 PM (mD/uy)

178
No matter what you think of what happened on Jan 6th

==

Political prisoners, treated as political prisoners were in Soviet Gulags.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 08:33 PM (V13WU)

179 Someone redid that Paul McCartney drivel!

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 14, 2021 08:34 PM (/6GbT)

180 USA is no more. But we knew that.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 08:34 PM (V13WU)

181 >I like the ancient sacred carols. Not the modern schmaltzy ones.
Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

Coventry Carol is my favorite sacred carol.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 08:34 PM (gryET)

182 "164 That placard spells it "Kahn", not "Khan".

How much incompetence does it take for that to happen?

Posted by: raoul ortega at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (q3vZS) "

enough to wreck civilization-as-we-know-it, just look around you ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:34 PM (03BbD)

183 ZOD IMPERIAL.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:34 PM (M3Z2J)

184 >
176 Maud'dib!!! How are ya, Brother?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:33 PM (NpmCj)

Good Sis! I've lived through the rush and have a life again. Benny is grateful.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (5SzKU)

185 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Yeah, I'm ending that cat......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

187 >Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:08 PM (Mzdiz)

Xanadu was kind of a 40s throwback, right? Which means that there's as much time between the movie and the 40s, and the movie and now.

Might have been kind of a goofy movie, but at least it's original, unlike most anything that comes out of Hollywood today. "Magic" is a great song, too.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (cSs/W)

188 ZOD in da HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

189 but I love fiddler on the roof soundtrack

Posted by: crackup at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (oSX/P)

190 Liz Cheney can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (eA1RV)

191 I wonder if one of those Khan passports would work on TSA?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (bW8dp)

192 Maud'dib, I'm going to have a request for the AKMoMe, but this is on me, OK?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (NpmCj)

193 >190 Liz Cheney can go horsefuck.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (eA1RV)

No thanks pal; she's all yours.

Posted by: The Horse at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (gryET)

194 I like the old carols too. Medieval Baebes (yes, silly spelling) have some nice versions. And they are lovely themselves.

Posted by: Funsize (EiPf6) at December 14, 2021 08:37 PM (EiPf6)

195 >190 Liz Cheney can go horsefuck.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (eA1RV)

Pass

Posted by: Horse at December 14, 2021 08:37 PM (5SzKU)

196 "I am the emissary of the Khan..."

Zod: "Eat his face."
(Enthusiastic Aztec-scramble, blood, screaming)
"Return...it...to its master."

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:37 PM (M3Z2J)

197 We're nearly in the future as prophesied by Gene Roddenberry.

https://tinyurl.com/2v8zdwk2

Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 08:37 PM (kN8v/)

198 Xanadu was ONJ's shark.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (TGtxX)

199 OK, twenty minutes to "OAK ISLAND". Got to pop popcorn. Spousal unit loves these guys. Got to keep her happy.

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (AmoqO)

200 I keep seeing the headline that Andrew Cuomo has to "return" the $5.1 million in profits to the State. Return?

Posted by: t-bird at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (pbStR)

201 Sponge is in the house!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (NpmCj)

202
Liz Cheney is no Catherine the Great.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (Mzdiz)

203 How the hell do people have cats in their houses? It's weird, disgusting, and gross. Perverts.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (E3FAu)

204 Fantasy historical event...

Biden to appointments secretary: "Who? Kucla Khan...and Ollie? Ah, always hated that show. Send 'em away."

Posted by: Paco at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (njExo)

205 A country with political prisoners is not a democracy or a constitutional republic. What we are living through is a plutocracy.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (V13WU)

206 >
192 Maud'dib, I'm going to have a request for the AKMoMe, but this is on me, OK?
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:36 PM (NpmCj)

Your ideas are always welcome. But I'm not down with the on you bit

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (5SzKU)

207 {{{{Ben Had}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

208 >>193 >190 Liz Cheney can go horsefuck.

(Pushes courtiers aside, nods at harnessed Sinema)

Boots will handle this.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (M3Z2J)

209 Liz Cheney wants to run for POTUS? Does that mean she has read the tea leaves that WY will reject her and will pass on running to anti-represent WY in congress? (please be true that you will reject that bitch in your primary WY)

Posted by: PaleRider at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (3cGpq)

210 Good Sis! I've lived through the rush and have a life again. Benny is grateful.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 08:35 PM (5SzKU)
-------

You're alive!

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (wyw4S)

211 That placard spells it "Kahn", not "Khan".
--------

Madeline Khaaaaaaan!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

212 199 OK, twenty minutes to "OAK ISLAND". Got to pop popcorn. Spousal unit loves these guys. Got to keep her happy.

Posted by: Javems

Javems, Oak Island violates a known law in the universe--The Rule of Holes--When you are in one, Stop Digging.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (9hXN1)

213 > The vast, vast majority are terrible. Blue Christmas and maybe one or two others are the exception that proves the rule.

Handel's Messiah is pretty good. Also Adeste Fidelis ("O Come O Ye Faithful". Better in Latin than English, IMO. Same with Silent Night. The original German is better.

Oh, and the Singing Dogs doing Jingle Bells. It's just not Christmas without hearing that classic.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (bW8dp)

214 >203 How the hell do people have cats in their houses? It's weird, disgusting, and gross. Perverts.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (E3FAu)

My cat and my pup are best buds. Pretty sure the cat thinks he's a dog, so...

Posted by: The Horse at December 14, 2021 08:40 PM (gryET)

215 Oak Island still exists? I figured they'd already dug to China by now.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)

216 >> It's weird, disgusting, and gross. Perverts.

I'm suing you for libel and defamation.

Posted by: Purry Mason, publius' cat. at December 14, 2021 08:40 PM (Mzdiz)

217 Coventry Carol is my favorite sacred carol.
Posted by: Heavy Meta

That one, and O, Come Emmanuel. They are beautiful, and I will listen to them any time of year.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

218 I like all Christmas songs except Merry Christmas Darling and Do They Know it's Christmas .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 08:42 PM (TGtxX)

219 This is pretty much how I view the role of an American ambassador, before the National Enjokening.

Plenipotentiary status and a deadly, baleful eye.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I have withdrawn my nomination as Papal Nuncio and Grand Inquisitor.

Well, not the Grand Inquisitor part.

Posted by: Miklos, SJ, with hash bestowed by the Jesuits at December 14, 2021 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

220 Many people think Carol of the Bells sounds more like a horror movie theme than a Christmas song. I'm one of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2021 08:43 PM (bW8dp)

221 >If you get a dual infection, delta and moronic's genes could combine and create a super-duper-deadly variant.

So, get our jabs. Buy our shit or you'll die.

These people are psychotic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 08:28 PM (Mzdiz)

They're trying to scare us with Coof Voltron now? LOL

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 08:43 PM (cSs/W)

222 I got the CD "Be All Merry" for donating to my local classical (and jazz -- spit) station:

https://tinyurl.com/48r5885e

Choral Scholars of University College Dublin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

223 > Oh, and the Singing Dogs doing Jingle Bells. It's just not Christmas without hearing that classic.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (bW8dp

'Zat you Santa Clause ~ Louie Armstrong and his Commanders FTW!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 08:43 PM (gryET)

224 (Pushes courtiers aside, nods at harnessed Sinema)

Boots will handle this.
Posted by: ZOD

No

Posted by: Boots Randolph, playing Yakety Sax at December 14, 2021 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

225 I prefer Liz get fucked by a Mexican donkey.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:44 PM (NpmCj)

226 Well, not the Grand Inquisitor part.
Posted by: Miklos, SJ, with hash bestowed by the Jesuits at December 14, 2021 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)

You would be a Grandiloquent Inquisitor, Miklos!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

227 1994, Mexican Mathematician Miguel Alcubierre proposed the first mathematically valid solution to the warp drive

slip joint pliers = Mexican Micrometer

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 14, 2021 08:44 PM (JubuX)

228 How the hell do people have cats in their houses? It's weird, disgusting, and gross. Perverts.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (E3FAu)

Squids just lay there and never purr.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2021 08:44 PM (ZMraq)

229 How the hell do people have cats in their houses? It's weird, disgusting, and gross. Perverts.
Posted by: Brunnhilde
___

Bless your ignorant heart.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 08:44 PM (mVFGK)

230 Alvin, Simon, and Theodore make the best carols.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 08:45 PM (fL0pA)

231 ->
You're alive!
Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (wyw4S)

Indeed! And largely undamaged.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 08:45 PM (5SzKU)

232
Delta Omicron
What's that jab you got on
Could it be a vaccine
From days gone by?

And did I hear you say
Fauci's comin' by this way
To take you to Wuhan
Lab this day-ay!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Supply Chain Issues? The Outrage Outlet is Fully Stocked with Holiday Bile, Venom! at December 14, 2021 08:45 PM (qtCPD)

233 I love Carol of the Bells

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 08:46 PM (BQ4uR)

234 You would be a Grandiloquent Inquisitor, Miklos!
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

Thank you.

I am now hiring for an Auto-da-Fe Event Organizer, if you know anybody.

Posted by: Miklos, of Grandly Inquisitive Mind at December 14, 2021 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

235 COVID wins something like jellyfish...or jellyfish win COVID.

Burroughs was a mediocrity, but he could turn a (clumsy, cut-method) phrase.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:46 PM (M3Z2J)

236 I know it makes me a Grinch but I hate Christmas songs. Except Blue Christmas.

**

I have to hear the choral version of O Holy Night (done properly, with "fall on your knees" as a command, not a timid throwaway line), and the Ambassadors of Harmony's version of Do You Hear What I Hear?, where the 100 voice male chorus starts with a solo for the first verse, then a duet as appropriate, then a trio, then the entire chorus singing out as powerfully as they can for the king speaking to the people. It's fantastic.

I heard that song for the first time the same year that our youngest got his first set of hearing aids. You can likely understand why I'm a tad sentimental.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (/6kZi)

237 Oh, no! Dr Frasier Crane just struck out with Shannon Tweed!
Posted by: andycanuck

She's married to Gene Simmons and is probably loaded with STD's.
Only MILDLY exaggerating, there.

Frasier might have lucked out.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (tjZg/)

238 I love Carol of the Bells
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 08:46 PM (BQ4uR)

I always think of a Lexus commercial now. ( I think that's the one they play Carol of the Bells)

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (TGtxX)

239 I'm pretty sure there's a warp bubble in my bedoom. At least a lot of socks go missing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (FVME7)

240 My wife has Christmas songs from the 60's and 70's on - Elvis, Dean Martin, Frank, etc.

Not sure how much I care for them but it does remind me of family parties.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (mD/uy)

241 Miklos, Pick Me! Pick Me!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (NpmCj)

242 >>225 I prefer Liz get fucked by a Mexican donkey.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:44 PM (NpmCj)

Donkey win Liz.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (M3Z2J)

243 It's not even 9:00 EST, but I'm tired. More overtime tomorrow. Good night, horde!

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (OX9vb)

244 Alvin, Simon, and Theodore make the best carols.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Please Christmas don't be late.....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 14, 2021 08:48 PM (tjZg/)

245 Ben Had
Please to be sure to be checking your email.
TIA

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 08:48 PM (hOUT3)

246 45 Plenty of New Jerseyans are quite nice. That comment is usually made by people who spent one hour at the airport or or visited Atlantic City for the weekend. Most of the people in the churches I served have been lovely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 08:48 PM (poMoX)

247 why spit, Eris ?

if ya gotta pbs, jazz is better than some stoner jabbering a commie viewpoint on Current E-Vents ... & lemme tellya, WI is fulla pbs & I pray for the jazz hour when I can't get the rwnj stuff outta Wausau.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:49 PM (03BbD)

248 Not sure how much I care for them but it does remind me of family parties.

**

That's why I enjoy that stuff, too. It's not my favorite, but I remember my grandparents and others who have gone on, and that makes me like it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 08:49 PM (/6kZi)

249 "fall on your knees" as a command, not a timid throwaway line
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Kneel.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:49 PM (M3Z2J)

250 Tonypete, left an invite for spinach Florentine chicken over polenta for you on the other thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:50 PM (NpmCj)

251 Miklos, Pick Me! Pick Me!
Posted by: Ben Had

*dons Mitre hat*

*nods approvingly*

Posted by: No One Expects the Miklosquisition at December 14, 2021 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

252 I am now hiring for an Auto-da-Fe Event Organizer, if you know anybody.
Posted by: Miklos, of Grandly Inquisitive Mind at December 14, 2021 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
---

I'll hire the Flaming Faggot as house DJ.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

253 Ding Fries Are Done is the better rendition.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 14, 2021 08:51 PM (cSs/W)

254 Miklos, Pick Me! Pick Me!
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:47 PM (NpmCj)

Comments like this are why you have to go back and make sure you didn't miss a key comment (or two).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 08:51 PM (hOUT3)

255 RESIGN LONDON BREED!!

We all see your brazen, pathetic hypocrisy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2021 08:51 PM (EZebt)

256 Here is the report MTG produced after her visit with Gohmert. It is truly horrific and it is not being reported. It's worth reading.

https://tinyurl.com/yc4hchv5
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)
********
Tucker was all over the Kathleen Landerkin story. He even had MTG on.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 14, 2021 08:31 PM (NpAcC)

That's quite a read.

Good for Gohmert and MTG. They are heroes.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2021 08:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

257 if ya gotta pbs, jazz is better than some stoner jabbering a commie viewpoint on Current E-Vents ... & lemme tellya, WI is fulla pbs & I pray for the jazz hour when I can't get the rwnj stuff outta Wausau.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:49 PM (03BbD)
---

There is one show I like, Swing Set.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 14, 2021 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

258 Nope

Posted by: El Burro at December 14, 2021 08:52 PM (eA1RV)

259
The glitter bomb package thief booby trap guy has reached version 4.0. This is some fine engineering:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3c584TGG7jQ

His lawyers say he can't sell this, he claims. Why?

Posted by: Purry Mason, publius' cat. at December 14, 2021 08:52 PM (Mzdiz)

260 Javems, Oak Island violates a known law in the universe--The Rule of Holes--When you are in one, Stop Digging.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 08:39 PM (9hXN1)

The have drilled, literately, hundreds of holes in the "Money Pit" area. They are getting ready to drill 10' diameter holes. If that doesn't work they are going to dig the whole mess up. Island may sink. Guess they have the money.

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

261 Tonypete, left an invite for spinach Florentine chicken over polenta for you on the other thread.
Posted by: Ben Had

There wouldn't be a Mr. Had, would there?

Thanks Sister!! I'll go retrieve it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 08:52 PM (mD/uy)

262 Seriously the best thing you can do to fight crime is to accept responsibility, beg forgiveness, turn away from your Marxism, and attempt to restore some of what you have stolen.

And kill yourself.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 14, 2021 08:52 PM (EZebt)

263 I'll hire the Flaming Faggot as house DJ.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes

BJ pls

Posted by: House Flaming Faggot DJ at December 14, 2021 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

264 You don't like Christmas music? Try working retail this time of year.

Posted by: davidt at December 14, 2021 08:53 PM (WoQnt)

265 Hrothgar, I will check and I was pulling Miklos's leg.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:53 PM (NpmCj)

266 aaahhhh, no, not the Comfy Chair !

*actually, the Comfy Pillow ... g'night, jolly Hordelings O !*

g'night everyone !

+ more prayers for vmom !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez (03BbD) at December 14, 2021 08:54 PM (03BbD)

267 The have drilled, literately, hundreds of holes in the "Money Pit" area. They are getting ready to drill 10' diameter holes. If that doesn't work they are going to dig the whole mess up. Island may sink. Guess they have the money.

Posted by: Javems

Yes, watched one episode once upon a time and could see how the whole series was basically Groundhog Day over and over again finding nothing.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 08:54 PM (9hXN1)

268 I will be there with bells on Ben Had - you are the best!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 08:55 PM (mD/uy)

269 Tonypete, free as a bird.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:55 PM (NpmCj)

270 Hrothgar, I will check and I was pulling Miklos's leg.
Posted by: Ben Had

*reattaches prosthetic leg*

Posted by: Inquisitor Peg-Leg Miklos at December 14, 2021 08:55 PM (QzkSJ)

271 I have a bluegrass CD that I got from a grocery bargain bin that was like the antidote to sappy Christmas muzak.

Oh Santa Where Art Thou, Rudolph Drank the Moonshine, etc.

But the last few years I do very little shopping so I don't get the secular syrup in stores and the radio stations didn't seem to play much and before covid when I was commuting I would tune in K-love or similar or dig out a few Xmas CDs to get some actual carols.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 14, 2021 08:55 PM (3cGpq)

272 Javems, just had a thought, maybe they should call up Elon Musk and have his Boring Company do the job.

Boring Oak Island has a ring doesn't it?

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 08:56 PM (9hXN1)

273 I do not like jazz

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 08:56 PM (BQ4uR)

274 The Christmas music in retail always seems to be smaltzy or silly non religious music.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 08:56 PM (8/8uM)

275 >>Island may sink.
Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 08:52 PM (AmoqO)

Stone-faced locals may wait until Marty and Rick can be body-checked into "Hole 19" and then...fill the hole.

Fade to black, fin.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:57 PM (M3Z2J)

276
They're trying to scare us with Coof Voltron now? LOL
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

And Covid Xtra Large

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2021 08:57 PM (63Dwl)

277 >273 I do not like jazz
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 08:56 PM (BQ4uR

Not enough stabbing?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 08:57 PM (5SzKU)

278 202
Liz Cheney is no Catherine the Great.
Posted by: Mr. Ed at December 14, 2021 08:38 PM (Mzdiz)

More like Karen the Mediocre.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2021 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

279 265 Hrothgar, I will check and I was pulling Miklos's leg.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 14, 2021 08:53 PM (NpmCj)

Good, and in fairness, you would make a great organizer for an Auto-da-fé!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 08:58 PM (hOUT3)

280 >More like Karen the Mediocre.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 14, 2021 08:57 PM (oHd/0)

Liz the Meh...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 08:58 PM (gryET)

281 LOL !

"Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY) speculated that the White House kept President Joe Biden away from the 122nd annual Army-Navy Game on Saturday due to fear of a "Let's Go, Brandon!" chant from the audience.'

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 08:58 PM (V13WU)

282 The Christmas music in retail always seems to be smaltzy or silly non religious music.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not here. We are Old School.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and and Celebratory Venue at December 14, 2021 08:58 PM (QzkSJ)

283 Carol of the Belts. No, really.

youtube.com/watch?v=BDiXPx2OqPI

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 14, 2021 08:59 PM (II3Gr)

284 Canadia Bad Words:

Ghetto; sell someone down the river; blackmail; brainstorm; savage; gypped; pow wow; tribe; spooky; black sheep; blind spot; blindsided; first world problem; spirit animal; tone deaf; lame; grandfathered in; crippled.

No longer allowed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 08:59 PM (yrol0)

285 Stone-faced locals may wait until Marty and Rick can be body-checked into "Hole 19" and then...fill the hole.

Fade to black, fin.
Posted by: ZOD

You call that a hole?

Posted by: Mel at December 14, 2021 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

286 218 I like all Christmas songs except Merry Christmas Darling and Do They Know it's Christmas .
Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 08:42 PM (TGtxX)

--------------------------

Wait a second, there... Are you saying you like Christmas Shoes?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 14, 2021 09:00 PM (CAJOC)

287 >No longer allowed!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 08:59 PM (yrol0)

Oceana has always been at war with Eastasia

Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 09:00 PM (gryET)

288 Yes, watched one episode once upon a time and could see how the whole series was basically Groundhog Day over and over again finding nothing.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 08:54 PM (9hXN1)

They find intriguing, important, exciting things. Usually one or two a week, sometimes. Might even rewrite north American history!!!

Posted by: Javems at December 14, 2021 09:00 PM (AmoqO)

289 Rep. Lee Zeldin (R-NY) speculated that the White House kept President Joe Biden away from the 122nd annual Army-Navy Game on Saturday due to fear of a "Let's Go, Brandon!" chant from the audience.'
Posted by: runner

**

"Hey guys, do you hear that? All those people want to have sex with me!"
- Joe Biden at the football game

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:01 PM (/6kZi)

290 Oceana has always been at war with Eastasia
Posted by: Heavy Meta at December 14, 2021 09:00 PM (gryET)

Wanted a fit flop

Got the boot

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:02 PM (yrol0)

291 .."fall on your knees" as a command, not a timid throwaway line. Posted by: Moron Robbie

Kneel.
Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 08:49 PM (M3Z2J)

We have now reached Peak MegaZod. Mount this one in a gilded frame, it just can't get more Zod than this.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 09:02 PM (QzJWU)

292 New Orleans Christmas musics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itdNoGtPQ3I

Posted by: Totally hetero DJ Miklos at December 14, 2021 09:02 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Oak Island and some of these other "treasure hunt" shows. Oh oh oh, sqeeeeeee, we found "A" low value coin and a few buttons that that any sailosr that ever came ashore during that time period might have lost. This surely means the Templar knights were here!

It is kind of fun once in a while to giggle at them putting on the big drama voices for the paltry finds after the big excavations.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 14, 2021 09:02 PM (3cGpq)

294 They find intriguing, important, exciting things. Usually one or two a week, sometimes. Might even rewrite north American history!!!

Posted by: Javems

Have they found the Knights Templar Treasure yet? A Pharonic mummy? or was it that the Vikings used the place as an outhouse?

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 09:03 PM (9hXN1)

295 "The End" by The Doors. Boxing-Day carol.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:03 PM (M3Z2J)

296 "Hey guys, do you hear that? All those people want to have sex with me!"
- Joe Biden at the football game
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:01 PM (/6kZi)

Not really!

Posted by: Ashley at December 14, 2021 09:03 PM (yrol0)

297 First time in a couple years our high school had their Christmas concert. A public school, the choir still performs O Holy Night, and the combined symphony and choir close with The Hallelujah Chorus, with the audience rising to their feet, respectful and reverent.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 14, 2021 09:04 PM (8AONa)

298
We've got a really big Christmas shoe this year!

Posted by: Ed Sullivan at December 14, 2021 09:04 PM (Mzdiz)

299 Have they found the Knights Templar Treasure yet? A Pharonic mummy? or was it that the Vikings used the place as an outhouse?
Posted by: whig

Ancient Slavonaut Theorists say HA!

Posted by: Miklos, of the Auld and Ancient Order of the Palpatinial Uncles at December 14, 2021 09:05 PM (QzkSJ)

300 I really like Chanticleer's Christmas music, especially their versions of Riu Riu Chiu and (Everywhere I Go) Somebody Talkin' Bout Jesus.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2021 09:06 PM (mNhhD)

301 Muad'dib:

Just finished your delicious maple syrup I won at the NoVaMoMe. Heavenly! Thanks so much for donating the prizes.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:06 PM (0TVNF)

302 Cooking dinner. Bette Davis on Wagon Train. lol.

Hiya JT!

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 09:07 PM (qpolg)

303 I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

It will kill you

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

It will kill your family

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

OK

Posted by: Modern Family at December 14, 2021 09:07 PM (yrol0)

304 >>other "treasure hunt" shows.

Real Wives Of Pornhub Only Moonlighting But Also For Funner Life Experience.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:07 PM (M3Z2J)

305 Ancient Slavonaut Theorists say HA!

Posted by: Miklos

Do you have a VHS copy of In Search Of Slavonauts that I might borrow? Leonard Nimoy got kind of choked up at that one I remember.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 09:08 PM (9hXN1)

306 We have now reached Peak MegaZod. Mount this one in a gilded frame, it just can't get more Zod than this.

Jim

ZOD vs. MECHAZOD in 3-D IMAX

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Tokyo will not be happy in the filming at December 14, 2021 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)

307 That passport - unlike today's politicians, the Khans were men of their word. If they said you were gonna die, you were gonna die, probably in a gruesome way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 09:09 PM (evAgx)

308 >>The Christmas music in retail always seems to be smaltzy or silly non religious music.

Not always.

https://tinyurl.com/3uf34xyj

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

309 Trump's Truth Social is in beta testing for invited guests only. I am not one of them. Quite miffed right now.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:09 PM (0TVNF)

310 ZOD v GODZILLA ?

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:10 PM (V13WU)

311

Just looking the spam section of my email. I see a fundraiser from Kimberly Guilfoyle with the subject, "Are you going to enter?"

I fear this could be a trap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 09:10 PM (Mzdiz)

312 Do you have a VHS copy of In Search Of Slavonauts that I might borrow? Leonard Nimoy got kind of choked up at that one I remember.
Posted by: whig

Nimoy was of Ukrainian Slav ancestors.

He knew.

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich from GECSPLAN at December 14, 2021 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

313 I fear this could be a trap.

Posted by: publius

Don't go where Gavin has been.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 09:11 PM (9hXN1)

314 The Cajun Navy is on the ground and helping out in Mayfield, Ky

https://tinyurl.com/5n82vzpw

It is really great to hear about how many groups as individuals are going there to help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 09:11 PM (8/8uM)

315 >>This surely means the Templar knights were here!

"They must've buried their loot in a hole that they couldn't have dug with the machinery at the time to make it impossible for others to dig up with much better machinery which means that they could not have hoped to re-dig up with their own..."

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:11 PM (M3Z2J)

316 What should you add after reading you Chinese cookie fortune?

I like Kill the Whitey!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:11 PM (yrol0)

317 We've got a really big Christmas shoe this year!
Posted by: Ed Sullivan

*silent walk-on*

Posted by: Red Skelton as Clem Kadiddlehopper at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (QzkSJ)

318 "Gene Kelly dancing with Olivia Newton John in "Xanadu" (which sort of sucked, I think)"

Sort of sucked? That movie was embarrassment to everyone involved in it and to everyone alive while it was mad.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (4thlk)

319

Oh my, Kimberly is offering me a pass.....backstage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (Mzdiz)

320 >Just finished your delicious maple syrup I won at the NoVaMoMe. Heavenly! Thanks so much for donating the prizes.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:06 PM

Trust me, it's entirely my pleasure. It's how I feel I can contribute to our little community here. I hope you poured the syrup out liberally on French Toast!

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (5SzKU)

321 Mashed taters, salad and baked chic breasts covered in creme of mushroom soup mixed with white wine, white pepper and covered in grated swiss chees the last 15-20 minutes.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (qpolg)

322 If Republicans take the house, can they refuse to seat Pelosi and all the rest of the Democrats on the J6 witch hunt committee? And have a half dozen conservatives switch parties to fill the Democratic seats?

Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (AEMfu)

323 I do not like jazz
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 14, 2021 08:56 PM (BQ4uR

The now fat and full of regret tranny from that TV show?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

324 Nimoy was of Ukrainian Slav ancestors.

He knew.
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich from GECSPLAN at December 14, 2021 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

In olden day they printed Schedule:

In Search Of

Basketball

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (yrol0)

325 Canadia Bad Words:

Ghetto; sell someone down the river; blackmail; brainstorm; savage; gypped; pow wow; tribe; spooky; black sheep; blind spot; blindsided; first world problem; spirit animal; tone deaf; lame; grandfathered in; crippled.
No longer allowed!
Posted by: rhennigantx

*sigh*

We'll take Rush and AOP, they can keep the rest.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (MhQx7)

326 VMom, JTB and I send prayers and good wishes. May they discover what the problem is and correct it.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (7EjX1)

327 ZOD v GODZILLA ?
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:10 PM (V13WU)

Zod bangs Godzilla to form ZODZILLA!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

328 https://tinyurl.com/3uf34xyj
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:09 PM (ZLI7S)

Great music, but "retail" had NOTHING to do with this, except inadvertently provide a venue!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (hOUT3)

329 319

Oh my, Kimberly is offering me a pass.....backstage.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (Mzdiz)

She got the DSL

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (yrol0)

330 Hi everyone

Posted by: Floridachick at December 14, 2021 09:14 PM (fKg9Z)

331 >>310 ZOD v GODZILLA ?
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:10 PM (V13WU)

No.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:14 PM (M3Z2J)

332 6 New Nicholas Cage movie trailer, out in April. Starring Cage, as himself. I don't watch many movies, but this looks fun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OT_aDZc3vXY
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 14, 2021 07:35 PM (OssQ4)

okay that trailer was funnier than I thought it could be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 09:14 PM (evAgx)

333 We'll take Rush and AOP, they can keep the rest.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (MhQx7)

Your terms are acceptable!

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 09:15 PM (mZUr4)

334 >Zod bangs Godzilla to form ZODZILLA!
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Jackson Sparks at December 14, 2021 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh no! There goes Tokyo...

Posted by: BOC at December 14, 2021 09:15 PM (gryET)

335 >>> I hope you poured the syrup out liberally on French Toast!
~~~~~

Absolutely!

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:15 PM (0TVNF)

336 ZOD v GODZILLA ?
Posted by: runner

You mean Zogdilla

Posted by: Archie Campbell and Rindercella at December 14, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

337 Oh my, Kimberly is offering me a pass.....backstage.

Posted by: publius,

Keep Me Turning-Rough Mix--Pete Townshend and Ronnie Lane (heaven is a backstage pass)
https://youtu.be/pcQFcqjAsm0

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 09:17 PM (9hXN1)

338 336 ZOD v GODZILLA ?
Posted by: runner

You mean Zogdilla
Posted by: Archie Campbell and Rindercella at December 14, 2021 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

Trans: eng to jap

Godzilla

godzirra

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:17 PM (yrol0)

339 >>Great music, but "retail" had NOTHING to do with this, except inadvertently provide a venue!

Retail has nothing to do with anything other than retail.

But sometimes the real meaning of Christmas does break through even the most crass of places.

Even Linus knew that.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:18 PM (ZLI7S)

340 I think there's a documented episode of some Ancient Ukrainian Slavonauts; one of the Tsars built a really, really big Trebuchet and launched a basket of them with it, just to see what would happen.

I don't know if they achieved orbit, but the Tsar got a good laugh out of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 09:18 PM (evAgx)

341 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (0TVNF)

342 Trans: eng to jap

Godzilla

godzirra

Posted by: rhennigantx

All the Japanese extras: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)

343 10% inflation means your money is worth less than half in 7 fucking years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (yrol0)

344 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi

Looks like next year I'll need one less card.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 09:20 PM (mD/uy)

345 341 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (0TVNF)

One way to go is Cheap!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2021 09:20 PM (yrol0)

346 The top brass of the United States Military are all genuinely committed to never winning another war, ever again.
This will not surprise those of us who have been alive long enough to remember the incompetent and deadly Afghanistan withdrawal last August. Still, it is jarring to hear a Navy Flag Officer, nominated to be the Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, say that "gender advisors" for combat troops are critical to mission success.

https://tinyurl.com/2773e6r5

Anyone currently in, get out.
Now.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (mVFGK)

347 And now, Perry Como on Roku.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (mD/uy)

348 Wait a second, there... Are you saying you like Christmas Shoes?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 14, 2021 09:00 PM (CAJOC)

Should have said ' every Christmas song I've heard.... '

Never heard Christmas Shoes. Not sure if I want to Google it up now. Trying to keep my ' don't like list' short.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (TGtxX)

349 197 We're nearly in the future as prophesied by Gene Roddenberry.

https://tinyurl.com/2v8zdwk2
Posted by: Robert at December 14, 2021 08:37 PM (kN8v/)

Society will needto progress before we can call it "the White Drive."

Posted by: Flyover at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (Rbu5d)

350 somethting is effed up, ST rates should be 15 %.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (V13WU)

351 Gojira earworm now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (fL0pA)

352 Nimoy was of Ukrainian Slav ancestors.
He knew.
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich

In search of... a decent bowl of borscht, a tongue sandwich, and nettle beer.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (MhQx7)

353 godzirra

Posted by: rhennigantx

An' all Godzirra chirren

Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

354 >>All the Japanese extras:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (mD/uy)

Scream bug-eyed.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (M3Z2J)

355 Miklos, of the Auld and Ancient Order of the Palpatinial Uncles
-----------
Is this English?

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 14, 2021 09:22 PM (5p7BC)

356 "3-month CDs in early May 1981 paid about 18.3 percent APY"

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:22 PM (V13WU)

357 Elon Musk called Elizabeth Warren "Senator Karen" and asked her not to call the manager. That's fantastic, because she looks exactly like that.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2021 09:23 PM (0A/JS)

358 Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:21 PM (mVFGK)

They finally did it . They got the military. The last bastion has fallen.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:23 PM (TGtxX)

359 "Gender advisers" come from the 2017 Women, Peace and Security Act passed by the House and Senate and signed by President Donald Trump.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:23 PM (mVFGK)

360
I think there's a documented episode of some Ancient Ukrainian Slavonauts; one of the Tsars built a really, really big Trebuchet and launched a basket of them with it, just to see what would happen.

I don't know if they achieved orbit, but the Tsar got a good laugh out of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 09:18 PM

so, now we have a design standard for TXMoMe'22: Texas Trebuchet

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 14, 2021 09:23 PM (DUIap)

361 They finally did it . They got the military. The last bastion has fallen.
Posted by: Just a side note
___

Yep, and Trump helped destroy it, sad to say.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:24 PM (mVFGK)

362 350 somethting is effed up, ST rates should be 15 %.

Posted by: runner

Stagflation is what the Biden junta is giving us--markets are only predicting 3-quarter point increase in interest rates for 2022.

Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 09:24 PM (9hXN1)

363 that is what we need to do - the fed needs to raise rates to double digits

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:24 PM (V13WU)

364 "3-month CDs in early May 1981 paid about 18.3 percent APY"

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:22 PM (V13WU)

I did that!
- Billy's brother

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 09:25 PM (mZUr4)

365 >>What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

>>"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"

What are you going to do?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

366 Yep, and Trump helped destroy it, sad to say.

Did nothing to stop the destruction, more accurately. Obama put a *lot* of work into that.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 14, 2021 09:25 PM (0A/JS)

367 "Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi

That is so tacky. Not sure what I would do. Torn between adding something to the card next year or something not very nice.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 09:25 PM (qpolg)

368 What are you going to do?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:25 PM (ZLI7S)

Short Hallmark?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:26 PM (TGtxX)

369 well, Volcker did that

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:26 PM (V13WU)

370 [iStagflation is what the Biden junta is giving us--markets are only predicting 3-quarter point increase in interest rates for 2022. Posted by: whig at December 14, 2021 09:24 PM (9hXN1)

The reign of Jimmuh Cattah II, but this time the wabbit is ass raping the Big Guy, who is just happy to be getting his 10% in the end.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (QzJWU)

371 Miklos, of the Auld and Ancient Order of the Palpatinial Uncles
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Is this English?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Poorly done by Google Translate from Ancient Palpatinian.

Posted by: Ancient Slavonaut Linguistic Theorists say MAYBE! at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

372 be kinda hard for them to jump from 0 to 15%, but hey , let's do it anyway

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)

373 The boys have found a...spoon! Good work, boys.

Posted by: Oak Island Narrator at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (eA1RV)

374 >>365 >>What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close): "Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"

Nothing.

You will submit your next dumb question to the community.

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (M3Z2J)

375 341 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (0TVNF

Send them a fruitcake. One made without rum.

Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (6RgRK)

376 Jethro Tull - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (instrumental).

https://youtu.be/C_lFoAQQ0is

Posted by: Doof at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (mZUr4)

377 "Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi
**

"You send the best texts!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (/6kZi)

378 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM

Keep spreading the love.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 14, 2021 09:28 PM (T823z)

379 I do not want in a month to be paying a million dollars for a pound of coffee, do you ?

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:28 PM (V13WU)

380 Never heard Christmas Shoes. Not sure if I want to Google it up now. Trying to keep my ' don't like list' short.
---------

Do. Not. Google. For the love of Pete, save yourself! You have been warned.

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2021 09:28 PM (wyw4S)

381 "3-month CDs in early May 1981 paid about 18.3 percent APY"

Posted by: runner

I knew kids who borrowed interest-free student loans and put it into money market accounts then and PAR-TAY

Posted by: Miklos was held to a higher standard at December 14, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

382 I do not want in a month to be paying a million dollars for a pound of coffee, do you ?
Posted by: runner

*

Ah, they've thought of this. You won't be able to find coffee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:29 PM (/6kZi)

383 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM

What do you think you should do ?

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (V13WU)

384 Denzel Washington talks about his faith, spiritual warfare and the narcissism of modern society:

https://tinyurl.com/ypa7fe8b

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (Ghp7y)

385 I just got home from a Christmas party at the local pub. I was the only non staff member there. How embarrassing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, the Phillips screwdriver of the gods at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (eGTCV)

386 Yep, and Trump helped destroy it, sad to say.
Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:24 PM (mVFGK

No argument from me. That's where his inattention to detail fails him. Of course that's giving him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't know everything this bill did. If he did, shame on him.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (TGtxX)

387 >>Keep spreading the love.

That's exactly what she's going to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (ZLI7S)

388 Bless your ignorant heart.
Posted by: S

if the "ignorant" is in there it ruins the funny

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (K3ZCc)

389 Once upon a time I would have advised one of my grandsons to join the US Military, he would have thrived and grown in the old days, now there is no way I would a let a relative of mine join today's military.
The commie libs are good at destruction, I will give them that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (hOUT3)

390 You could send a human head.

"So glad you like to receive our cards! Here is a human head. Sorry, we don't send cards anymore. Thinking of you!"

Posted by: ZOD at December 14, 2021 09:31 PM (M3Z2J)

391 ..That is so tacky. Not sure what I would do. Torn between adding something to the card next year or something not very nice. Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 09:25 PM (qpolg)

Print out a UPC bar code on a piece of printer paper, positioned to be the "outside" of the card. Positioned inside, print out: "Card, Generic, 1 ea."

Return address on the envelope, use the same bar code in place of Sender's Name, but do put your correct address, city, state & zip on the return envelope. I think they'll get the clue?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2021 09:31 PM (QzJWU)

392 I knew kids who borrowed interest-free student loans and put it into money market accounts then and PAR-TAY
Posted by: Miklos was held to a higher standard at December 14, 2021 09:29 PM (QzkSJ)

oh, yeah. must have been a bonanza for MM accounts.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:31 PM (V13WU)

393 "Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM (0TVNF

Send them a fruitcake. One made without rum.
Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (6RgRK)

or maybe send them a fruitcake full of rum. Named Larry.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2021 09:31 PM (evAgx)

394 if the "ignorant" is in there it ruins the funny
Posted by: confederatefifth
___

I wasn't trying to be funny.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:31 PM (mVFGK)

395 >>> 322 If Republicans take the house, can they refuse to seat Pelosi and all the rest of the Democrats on the J6 witch hunt committee? And have a half dozen conservatives switch parties to fill the Democratic seats?
Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:12 PM (AEMfu)

Could they? Maybe.

Would they? The GOPe is part of the uniparty blob and does not wish to affect its graft.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 14, 2021 09:31 PM (llON8)

396 Somebody needs to tell the Incontinent-in-Briefs that his Big Guy 10% cut won't buy lil' Hunter as many hookers or as much blow after inflation. Maybe he'll turn it around if it gets personal?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:32 PM (MhQx7)

397 Ah, they've thought of this. You won't be able to find coffee.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:29 PM (/6kZi)

whaaaaaat ???

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:32 PM (V13WU)

398 I do not want in a month to be paying a million dollars for a pound of coffee, do you ?
Posted by: runner

"You got coffee?

I got 'baccy"

Posted by: Bater Options from Johnny "Miklos" Reb at December 14, 2021 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)

399 I used to send fake Christmas update letters until my aunt got offended by this:

Our oldest, Cletus, is up for parole again this year. We hope he gets out. 'Course the last time he was paroled he stole the warden's car and robbed a liquor store and was back in the slam in time for dinner. Hope they don't hold it against him!

My aunt had no sense of humor.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 09:32 PM (eA1RV)

400 I would jump for joy for a 3% CD .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:33 PM (TGtxX)

401 No argument from me. That's where his inattention to detail fails him. Of course that's giving him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't know everything this bill did. If he did, shame on him.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:30 PM (TGtxX)

His administration completely failed him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 09:33 PM (fL0pA)

402 Wait, Canada banned the phrase "first world problem"? The irony is so thick a D-list actor could loan it to his pals to stage a fake hate crime!

Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 09:34 PM (UewuT)

403 They are fking with us. Weimar Republic inflation.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:34 PM (V13WU)

404 His administration completely failed him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 09:33 PM (fL0pA)

Hard to pay attention to detail when everyone that you should be able to ask to do their effing job is instead intent on stabbing you in the back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

405 They are fking with us. Weimar Republic inflation.
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:34 PM (V13WU)

Crushing the peasants is the first step towards a glorious future comrade!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

406 I would jump for joy for a 3% CD .
Posted by: Just a side note

I would jump for a girl named Joy with a few mil in 1% CDs.

Posted by: Miklos Seeks Options at December 14, 2021 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)

407 I would jump for joy for a 3% CD .
Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:33 PM (TGtxX)

I like LP. Got me a killer turntable now, with a diamond needle. Also have some Pink Floyd on the original Harvest label.

we was talking music, right?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)

408 Hard to pay attention to detail when everyone that you should be able to ask to do their effing job is instead intent on stabbing you in the back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___

Sorry Hrothgar, but I am not gonna give Trump a pass on this.

He did not have to sign such a dumbass bill.

Gender advisors are not needed to win wars.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:37 PM (mVFGK)

409 I just got home from a Christmas party at the local pub. I was the only non staff member there. How embarrassing.
Posted by: N.L. Urker

**

Nonsense. I was once good enough friends with the owner of a place that I was invited to attend those kinds of things. Invited to stay after hours after they kick everyone else out? That's a compliment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:37 PM (/6kZi)

410 @322

>>If Republicans take the house, can they refuse to seat Pelosi and all the rest of the Democrats on the J6 witch hunt committee?

I just have to laugh at the the thought of Speaker McCarthy doing anything other than nothing with regards the Jan 6th committee.

He's not going to shut down the committee, he's too chicken shit to do that, he may rearrange some deck chairs.

And that's assuming that the GOP takes back the house, which is not a certainty.

Winston Wolf taught us all better.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 14, 2021 09:37 PM (0/fUl)

411 be kinda hard for them to jump from 0 to 15%, but hey , let's do it anyway

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:27 PM (V13WU)

1%/quarter for the next two years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 09:37 PM (Q9lwr)

412 that is what we need to do - the fed needs to raise rates to double digits
Posted by: runner

Spoke with my planner today - she, and the analysts she uses, suggested they won't go near that high. Maybe it's needed but, in her opinion, they don't have the balls to do that.

Rebalanced to a more conservative mix than I previously held. Locked in some of the gains. She's delivered great results for me over the previous 12 years but, yeah, you never know.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2021 09:38 PM (mD/uy)

413 Prediction, Pelosi retires 2022 after mid-terms.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:38 PM (V13WU)

414 *wanders off in disgust*

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (mVFGK)

415 >>> What are you going to do?
~~~~~

I don't know. I'm a bit miffed--again! First Trump, now this. It's a very miffed-y night apparently.

Why bother telling me this? And by text? If they just stopped sending me cards I'd eventually drop them from my own list. Then confuse me by saying they always look forward to my card? The cards are not anything special. So then what? I'm supposed to keep sending them cards because they look forward to them?

Bah.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (0TVNF)

416 They are fking with us. Weimar Republic inflation.

**

The WEF's Build Back Better plan literally calls for economic collapse in order to remove capitalism as the driver of the world's economy.

It's weird that Biden's Build Back Better plan is named that, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (/6kZi)

417 >>Prediction, Pelosi retires 2022 after mid-terms.

Maybe the safest bet in the history of bets.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (ZLI7S)

418 His administration completely failed him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 14, 2021 09:33 PM (fL0pA)

Hard to pay attention to detail when everyone that you should be able to ask to do their effing job is instead intent on stabbing you in the back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 14, 2021 09:35 PM (hOUT3)

There is a pattern of Trump getting credit for the good stuff and someone else being blamed for the bad stuff. That's familiar but usually not from our side.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (TGtxX)

419 that is what we need to do - the fed needs to raise rates to double digits
Posted by: runner

Ummm..no

No es posible

Posted by: The World's Largest Payer of Interest at December 14, 2021 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

420 1%/quarter for the next two years.

**

We'll be back at zero in three or so years with those increases.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:40 PM (/6kZi)

421 Spoke with my planner today - she, and the analysts she uses, suggested they won't go near that high. Maybe it's needed but, in her opinion, they don't have the balls to do that.

==

No. But that is the only way to seriously deal with this mess of inflation. It won't happen under Bidet, of course. We will have to live with 0 rates and $10/gallon gas till 2024.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:40 PM (V13WU)

422 My aunt had no sense of humor.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 09:32 PM (eA1RV)

I've always wanted to something like that. In fact, I think I must. Mom might not get it, at first, but she was married to my Dad for 56 years. I have one brother who would do the pursed lips, and harumphing. But the rest would get it.

I have to do this. Thanks for the tip, Duke.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 09:41 PM (x8Wzq)

423
416 They are fking with us. Weimar Republic inflation.

**

The WEF's Build Back Better plan literally calls for economic collapse in order to remove capitalism as the driver of the world's economy.

It's weird that Biden's Build Back Better plan is named that, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (/6kZi)

In the end, the Republicans will go along with whatever Biden Bowel Bomb plan gets sent to them, for "unity" and all that. I'm almost certainly a conspiracy theorist, but my guess is that they drive us into a depression, but instead of charity and church soup kitchens, you get your "free" meal at a government shelter, where you have to get your shot, sign over your rights, swear your fealty, etc, etc. Any churches or charities that attempt to get into the soup kitchen racket will be raided for "hoarding."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 14, 2021 09:41 PM (lNHqD)

424 cc's and car will be paid off by March. Closing on a refi next week locked in at 3.1 and less then $600 a month for 3 bed, 2 bath. Wish I could retire sooner.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM (qpolg)

425 Just waiting with dread for the Dems to crash the stock market. Of course, they are doing so already. Just not cataclysmically.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM (fKg9Z)

426 Yeah. I'll still send them cards.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM (0TVNF)

427 Here is your dying brain president saying the quiet part out loud.

https://tinyurl.com/3za2jfed

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

428 Yeah. I'll still send them cards.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM (0TVNF)

It is good you came to us for advise....

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (V13WU)

429 COVID positive yesterday. Got checked after a coworker was diagnosed. Med center and office said sit my butt at home and wait for a nurse visit with the monoclonal antibodies. Merry Christmas in January. At least my mom will get 2 visits to see the great grandson.

Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (AEMfu)

430 We'll be back at zero in three or so years with those increases.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:40 PM (/6kZi)

Zero real interest rates?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (Q9lwr)

431 His administration completely failed him.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

And the 'Pube congress, especially Shitweasel Eddie Haskell-Ryan and Marblemouth Turtlefucker.

And yea, as they stabbeth Trump the Goldenhair in the back, so too, they stab us all in the front.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (MhQx7)

432 An interest rate hike would probably solve a lot of problems, but it would take away the dirt cheap money that our corporate frenz are so dependent on to cover for their bureaucratic incompetence so it'll never happen.

Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (UewuT)

433 Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (AEMfu)

You have symptoms?

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:44 PM (TGtxX)

434 Yeah. I'll still send them cards.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM (0TVNF)
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I would too.

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2021 09:44 PM (wyw4S)

435 It is good you came to us for advise....
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (V13WU)
~~~~~

Would have been fine if I could've slapped a hot iron to it.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:44 PM (0TVNF)

436 An interest rate hike would probably solve a lot of problems, but it would take away the dirt cheap money that our corporate frenz are so dependent on to cover for their bureaucratic incompetence so it'll never happen.
Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (UewuT)

They will have a fit. And I we had enough of this crap.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:44 PM (V13WU)

437 Let's all send cards to IrishEi's no-card sending friends ! What are their names and addresses ?

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:45 PM (V13WU)

438 COVID positive yesterday. Got checked after a coworker was diagnosed. Med center and office said sit my butt at home and wait for a nurse visit with the monoclonal antibodies. Merry Christmas in January. At least my mom will get 2 visits to see the great grandson.
Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (AEMfu)
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When I tested positive they said quarantine was 10 days. You should be out for Christmas!

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (wyw4S)

439
Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all."

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"Please remove me from your mailing list. I never think of you. This letter means nothing. I don't send cards because I need the cardboard for firestarters and I also don't care. Ardent disinterest to you all,

Desultory salutations,
YD"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (2ABQr)

440 Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (AEMfu)

What state if I may ask where they give you room service monoclonal antibodies?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (fKg9Z)

441 Christmas preparations 1915 from Never Yet Melted:

https://tinyurl.com/23mtmrx7

Posted by: Notsothoreau - look forward at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (5HBd1)

442 Gender advisors are not needed to win wars.
Posted by: SMH

They are for wars against Americans...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (MhQx7)

443 Zero real interest rates?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's already negative real interest rates (interest minus inflation).

Europe has had this for years, now in US of A too.

Posted by: Miklos, willing to borrow some poor sucker's money at December 14, 2021 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

444 I'm supposed to keep sending them cards because they look forward to them?

I guess I'm in the minority here, but, isn't that why you send cards, to make someone's day when they receive them.
I wouldn't hold the text against them and would continue, once a year, to send a card in the same Christmas spirit as you have been.

Posted by: old chick at December 14, 2021 09:47 PM (sOete)

445 I know some people who got covid recently, barely any symptoms, sinus type pressure and some loss of smell...did not know they had it.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:47 PM (V13WU)

446 433 Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021
You have symptoms?
Posted by: Just a side note
Wheezing, cough, out of breath. No temp, no change in taste. Same effects I have from being old and out of shape

Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:47 PM (AEMfu)

447 Desultory salutations,
YD"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (2ABQr)

Heh. Yikes. Remind me not to piss you off.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 09:48 PM (x8Wzq)

448 No fever, not even loss of taste.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:48 PM (V13WU)

449 440 Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (AEMfu)

What state if I may ask where they give you room service monoclonal antibodies?
Posted by: Floridachick
Iowa. Mercy medical center and Hyvee (grocery) pharmacy

Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:49 PM (AEMfu)

450 Zero real interest rates?

**

Yeah, just based on my limited understanding of the whole thing.

It's neat to look back to 2008 or so and realize that - like most all of us were saying - a couple of years of crappy times for 10% of the population that would need to rent an apartment for a while would've been a much preferred route to the financial collapse that we have coming.

But I'm pretty sure the financial collapse we have coming was the plan, so 2008ish was just another made up excuse made worse by the media (remind you of anything?).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:49 PM (/6kZi)

451 Posted by: Notsothoreau

Lovely picture.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 09:50 PM (qpolg)

452 Desultory salutations,
YD"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 14, 2021 09:46 PM (2ABQr)

Heh. Yikes. Remind me not to piss you off.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Respond with a Queen Elizabeth style Royal Back of the Hand Wave

Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at December 14, 2021 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)

453 Go for it, Pug! The more over the top, the better!

Well, As you all know, Marge had her lap band surgery last year. Apparently she broke it at a BBQ on the 4th of July and has been in and out of the hospital ever since.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 09:50 PM (eA1RV)

454 I'm supposed to keep sending them cards because they look forward to them?

*

You should start including a Walmart gift card with a $0 balance on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:51 PM (/6kZi)

455 It can be done. Fixing this inflation BS. Just need the right people to do it.

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:51 PM (V13WU)

456 What would you do next year if you got this text from a friend (not close):

"Thanks so much for always thinking of us on Christmas. Love the card. Sorry we don't send cards anymore but always look forward to yours. Love to you all!"
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:19 PM

Are they infirm? If so Id keep sending. (Even if theyre not, it Sounds like you bring them joy , so why not keep sending .)

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2021 09:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

457 Back when I was a county court prosecutor, I had a drunk driving on a tractor case. He caused an accident, was badly injured, and placed in ICU. His friends smuggled him out and took him to a bar because, priorities, dude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 14, 2021 08:18 PM (FVME7)

Well yeah! If I was in that situation I'd surely want my guys to bust me out SOA style! I'm headed to eastern/central Cali next week looking for some fun times!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 14, 2021 09:52 PM (RAodA)

458 449 440 Posted by: Downcast at December 14, 2021 09:43 PM (AEMfu)

Do get your monoclonal ab asap. Wish you a quick recovery.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 14, 2021 09:52 PM (fKg9Z)

459 Put their name and address in both fields on the envelope with no stamp. See if they mean it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:52 PM (/6kZi)

460 Counterpoint: writing a personalized text message acknowledging receipt of a Christmas card is arguably more effort than taking a generic card out of the box of 50, signing it, and dropping it in an envelope. Which is how a lot of people approach the Christmas card obligation.

Posted by: CppThis at December 14, 2021 09:53 PM (UewuT)

461 Back when I was a county court prosecutor, I had a drunk driving on a tractor case. He caused an accident, was badly injured, and placed in ICU. His friends smuggled him out and took him to a bar because, priorities, dude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

A harrowing experience.

Posted by: non-farming Miklos at December 14, 2021 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

462 Back when I was a county court prosecutor, I had a drunk driving on a tractor case. He caused an accident, was badly injured, and placed in ICU. His friends smuggled him out and took him to a bar because, priorities, dude.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Shit, I wish my life was that awesome.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 14, 2021 09:54 PM (MhQx7)

463 know some people who got covid recently, barely any symptoms, sinus type pressure and some loss of smell...did not know they had it.
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:47 PM (V13WU)

Sounds like a mild allergy or a nothing to remember head cold. What a scam that people Live in fear of something we have all experienced scores, if not hundreds, of times.

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2021 09:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

464 It can be done. Fixing this inflation BS. Just need the right people to do it

**

That's part of why the Build Back Better bill has to pass. Right now it might can be fixed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 14, 2021 09:56 PM (/6kZi)

465 No. But that is the only way to seriously deal with this mess of inflation. It won't happen under Bidet, of course. We will have to live with 0 rates and $10/gallon gas till 2024.

Unless you think they're going to deliberately cause deflation at some point in the future, if we see $10/gallon gas, we'll never see it less again. Remember where gas was in the late 60s.

Posted by: Methos at December 14, 2021 09:56 PM (kOpft)

466 You could write up a Christmas Text , print it out and send it in the mail next time. I think they'd get the message or at least a chuckle.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:56 PM (TGtxX)

467 >>> 463 know some people who got covid recently, barely any symptoms, sinus type pressure and some loss of smell...did not know they had it.
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:47 PM (V13WU)

Sounds like a mild allergy or a nothing to remember head cold. What a scam that people Live in fear of something we have all experienced scores, if not hundreds, of times.
Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2021 09:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

Go get your kids the shot so they don't die!!!!!

Posted by: Karen #4585627601 at December 14, 2021 09:56 PM (llON8)

468 Go for it, Pug! The more over the top, the better!

Well, As you all know, Marge had her lap band surgery last year. Apparently she broke it at a BBQ on the 4th of July and has been in and out of the hospital ever since.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 14, 2021 09:50 PM (eA1RV)

I could do one off the top of my head.

Justin was denied parole. His lawyer is an idiot. But we can have a turkey dinner with him, as long as he gets out of solitary soon enough. Who knew you could make a shiv out of TP and toothpaste.

As for Justine, we found out she's in New Mexico. Not much info, other than an APB.

As for us, the lien on our trailer was waived, as my wife won 3000 bucks on a scratch ticket. Praise Jesus.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)

469 Watch this video of Nancy Pelosi with the sound off. Not only is she drunk and high off her ass, she looks like a cult member describing life on the comet.

https://bit.ly/322GDjM

Posted by: bonhomme at December 14, 2021 09:57 PM (i0wNm)

470 Brush aside the Advent melancholy. Embrace the zChristmas joy. Fr John Kalchik

https://tinyurl.com/2kwjr3s2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 09:57 PM (Ghp7y)

471 Boston says we hillbillies aint posed to drive our 4 wheelers on dirt roads

local cops just wave when they see us

the make the laws, we pretend to follow em

Posted by: REDACTED at December 14, 2021 09:58 PM (us2H3)

472 Yeah. I'll still send them cards.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 14, 2021 09:42 PM

Good. Tis the season!

Posted by: LASue at December 14, 2021 09:58 PM (Ed8Zd)

473 they

Posted by: REDACTED at December 14, 2021 09:59 PM (us2H3)

474 Biden Says the Quiet Part Out Loud: "The Struggle is No Longer About Who Gets to Vote... It's About Who Gets to Count the Vote" (VIDEO)

https://bit.ly/33lCwja

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 14, 2021 09:59 PM (Do5/p)

475 Watch this video of Nancy Pelosi

==
you have to pay me good money to voluntarily watch videos of Nancy Pelosi...

Posted by: runner at December 14, 2021 09:59 PM (V13WU)

476 Who knew you could make a shiv out of TP and toothpaste.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 09:57 PM (x8Wzq)
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Me.

Posted by: bluebell at December 14, 2021 10:00 PM (wyw4S)

477 Yeah. I'll still send them cards.
Posted by: IrishEi

We could make a movie about that.

Posted by: Hallmark at December 14, 2021 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

478 Back when I was a county court prosecutor, I had a drunk driving on a tractor case. He caused an accident, was badly injured, and placed in ICU. His friends smuggled him out and took him to a bar because, priorities, dude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Those are true friends..awesome

Posted by: a dude in MI at December 14, 2021 10:00 PM (+I6Y/)

479 I will die when I'm supposed to and not a minute sooner. The last date on my V.A marker was established before the universe was created.

Posted by: Eromero at December 14, 2021 10:00 PM (0OP+5)

480 had a computer generated dental crown installed today

pretty cool and fits perfect

can't even tell it's a crown

Posted by: REDACTED at December 14, 2021 10:01 PM (us2H3)

481 Me.
Posted by: bluebell

I did suggest that Jussie needs to take one of your invaluable "Surviving Inside" seminars.

Posted by: Miklos gives Five Stars at December 14, 2021 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

482 Justin was denied parole. His lawyer is an idiot. But we can have a turkey dinner with him, as long as he gets out of solitary soon enough. Who knew you could make a shiv out of TP and toothpaste.

As for Justine, we found out she's in New Mexico. Not much info, other than an APB.

As for us, the lien on our trailer was waived, as my wife won 3000 bucks on a scratch ticket. Praise Jesus.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Cuzn Willie, is that you?

Posted by: MkY at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Foq6I)

483 >>Yeah. I'll still send them cards.

Of course you will. Because it brings you joy.

And that's what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (ZLI7S)

484 Isn't it about that time?

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, ho ho ho, already, okay? at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (Lvgmt)

485 Nood

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (8C7+r)

486 470 That was lovely, Fen. Exactly what I needed.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2021 10:02 PM (qpolg)

487 Same ole same ole at the JASN house, Janet having a mid life crisis and decided to get a job at the local strip club. Started on the pole but was demoted to waitress. Little Johnny suspended from school again for showing pics of his mom on the pole. I'm doing okay considering the money I spent on now useless stripper shoes.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (TGtxX)

488 As for Justine, we found out she's in New Mexico. Not much info, other than an APB.

As for us, the lien on our trailer was waived, as my wife won 3000 bucks on a scratch ticket. Praise Jesus.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen found this True Story encouraging and Uplifting.

Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at December 14, 2021 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)

489 Brush aside the Advent melancholy. Embrace the zChristmas joy. Fr John Kalchik

https://tinyurl.com/2kwjr3s2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 14, 2021 09:57 PM (Ghp7y)

Thank you for this. As the year winds down I am missing my Dad and Sister so much. This was a tough year for our family.

You are a treasure, dear lady.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 14, 2021 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)

490
There is a pattern of Trump getting credit for the good stuff and someone else being blamed for the bad stuff. That's familiar but usually not from our side.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 14, 2021 09:39 PM (TGtxX)

Unlike JEF and the current corruptocrats, maybe be glad there was something good to be happy about?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2021 10:17 PM (ZMraq)

491 Training cockatoos ( Bin Chickens ) to be Stronk

https://tinyurl.com/binchickentrainer

Posted by: Bin Chicken Trainer at December 14, 2021 10:34 PM (CyB2R)

492 They aren't security guards. They are security monitors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 14, 2021 10:40 PM (rdbLX)

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