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SMOLLETT GUILTY OF RACE HATE CRIME "HOAX"

I put "hoax" in quotes because this was an actual hate crime.

His goal was to increase hatred against a race, and to increase violent attacks against them.

The law has intensifiers and additional penalties for hate crimes. Those intensifiers and additional penalties should be applied to cases of false reports of hate crimes, too.

Racist bitch.

Jussie Smollett was convicted Thursday of staging a hate crime nearly three years after he claimed two Trump-loving bigots beat him up, tied a noose around his neck and doused him in bleach in a misbegotten bid to raise his public profile.
It took nearly an hour for the actor to return to Chicago courthouse to hear the jury's guilty verdict.

I hope he goes to prison, and I hope prison is MAGA Country.

Via FenelonSpoke, Legal Insurrection has the verdicts charge-by-charge.

Count 1 accuses him of telling responding Chicago Police Officer Muhammed Baig at around 2:45 a.m. -- some 45 minutes after the purported attack -- that he'd been the victim of a hate crime. He said two attackers put a rope around his neck. GUILTY
Count 2 refers to Smollett telling the same officer he was a victim of a battery, describing attackers beating and pouring bleach on him. GUILTY
Counts 3 and 4 are when Smollett made the same claims but to a different officer, Kimberly Murray, later that morning -- at just before 6 a.m. GUILTY
Count 5 accuses Smollett of again telling Murray at around 7:15 p.m. that he was the victim of a battery. GUILTY
Count 6 refers to Smollett reporting on Feb. 14, 2019, to detective Robert Graves that he'd been a victim of an aggravated battery. NOT GUILTY

Posted by: Ace at 05:50 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at December 09, 2021 05:51 PM (beZmz)

2 Si!

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 09, 2021 05:51 PM (DB16e)

3 Heh. He will walk.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

4 LOL.. MAGA Country

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (Q1i0Y)

5 We're waiting to see if Chicago is, in fact, "MAGA Country."

It is, over by 'dere. We told ya's couple two-tree times Ace

Posted by: mmack at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (pQuLh)

6 Cockwomble.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (wAnMi)

7 *readies bleach and clothesline*

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (SH2Zi)

8 I think he'll be acquitted because Chicago.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (m/Gc2)

9 I read the content!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (dfRN6)

10 3 Heh. He will walk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

I thought so this morning, but now I'm not sure.. Thought it would be a hung jury

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (Q1i0Y)

11 Once the verdict is made what is another hour?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (2JoB8)

12 I'm surprised it wasn't a hung jury.

Posted by: Liberty at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (i6gGH)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (arJlL)

14 Juicy is guilty, I assume

Posted by: In Exile at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (jL9aV)

15 Heh. He will walk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

I totally disagree.
I'd say it's more of a prance, maybe a skip.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 05:53 PM (wAnMi)

16 "Fake, but accurate" --Dan Rather

Posted by: cool breeze at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (UGKMd)

17 I'll be shocked at a guilty verdict.

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (nxdel)

18 Heh. He will walk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

Flounce, mince, sashay, pirouette, scamper.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (P3gRi)

19 Free Juicy!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (Xrfse)

20 Let's riot!

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

21 willard

I'll never masturbate with them again!
Posted by: wth

That'll be a line in the MacArthur Park re-make.
Posted by: JT

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (arJlL)

22 Whatever happens, practically everybodyknows that Jussie faked the entire thing, and I would not be surprised if some of the jury had not seen the Deve Chappelle skit on this incident.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (poMoX)

23 15 Heh. He will walk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

I totally disagree.
I'd say it's more of a prance, maybe a skip.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December

Or a sashay

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (H6KfW)

24 Where are the flaming clown boners?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (BPuaD)

25 Oh man.. that's just a couple blocks away... wasnt even thinking about that. Will anyone riot for Juicy?

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (53oGX)

26
I'm waiting to hear if they're going to read the verdict tonight but I assume they are.

I have news for you.

That means you're gay.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (li20V)

27 Verdict: Juicy is a fruity ass.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

28 Flounce, mince, sashay, pirouette, scamper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (P3gRi)

Ooooh, I like mince.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (wAnMi)

29 I said before quite surprised it got to a trial and not forgotten about.
May not have been a real hate crime but they happen every day just like this you know.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (2JoB8)

30 It should've taken them five minutes to deliberate, and four of those would be elect a foreman.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (xPl2J)

31 Heh. He will walk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

Flounce, mince, sashay, pirouette, scamper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And shake that bootyay !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (arJlL)

32 Or a sashay

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (H6KfW)

I'm guessing more of a shimmy.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (SH2Zi)

33 juicy fruit was a good gum

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (j9HX3)

34 Would anyone care if Chicago was burned to the ground tonight?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (GYllL)

35 Where are the flaming clown boners?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (BPuaD)

Waiting for him back at his apartment with balloons.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

36 33 juicy fruit was a good gum
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (j9HX3)

Yeah for 5 min...

Rig Red or go home...

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (53oGX)

37 I predict Juciey will be the new Kapernick. Kapernick will get jealous and fake his own hate crime.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (UuD2k)

38 Hi. I'm here. Don't know for how long because 3rd world internet here.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (YFZ4u)

39 I left my subway sandwich out in the snow, and I'll never have that recipe agaiiiiiiiiiiiinn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (r5BVk)

40 Rig Red or go home...
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (53oGX)

Double-Mint.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

41 If Chicago was MAGA county, there would not be a high ratio of wounded to dead.

Most of the wounded would be dead.

3766 people shot
- 678 dead = 3,088 wounded. This is how you know it is not MAGA country.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (u82oZ)

42 Can't see the Bros rioting for a guy named Jussie

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (Q1i0Y)

43 Regardless of the verdict, Juicy will get a book deal and a no show job at some network.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (aghXp)

44 I wouldn't be surprised either way, but you'd really have to be despicable with your politics to be on a jury and let this guy walk. It's not like he was railroaded in ultra blue Chicago.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (PwNLq)

45 Guy on gab "qanon211" seems to think it's guilty.

don't know how he would know, though.

Although Trump seemed to know about Kyle

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (AwPyG)

46 Ooooh, I like mince.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 05:54 PM (wAnMi)

and mince pie with hard sauce is totally not ghey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (P3gRi)

47 If it had been white guys Jussie paid for this stunt, they might be rioting. Not in December in Chicago against two guys from NIgeria.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (poMoX)

48 I would totally name my band Flaming Clown Boners

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (Bmy3R)

49 Would anyone care if Chicago was burned to the ground tonight?
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (GYllL)

Would anyone notice this time around?

Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary's Cow at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (wAnMi)

50 I just want to find out if Walgreens is open 24 hrs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (UuD2k)

51 I totally disagree.
I'd say it's more of a prance, maybe a skip.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

I still have a chance

Posted by: "mincing" at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (k3oCU)

52 Now now, Jussie suffered for his art. It was freaking cold the night of the hoax. He must have procrastinated on delivering the hoax for his buddy Kamala with the anti lynching bill. That was another red flag. "yup it was absolutely frigid but I still went out for Subway instead of ordering in"

Posted by: PaleRider at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (3cGpq)

53 Hiya Sharon !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (arJlL)

54 I wouldn't put it past the Chicago Machine to ensure a conviction. Not only did he make them look like idiots, he also committed an arguably even greater sin--suggesting to the public that the town contains some of those heretical Republicans.

Posted by: CppThis at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (UewuT)

55 Ruffle
Chasse
Glissade
Assablee

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (H6KfW)

56 >>>33 juicy fruit was a good gum

it is

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (0G13K)

57 If guilty, he gets probation anyway. The coverup has succeeded.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (qpX6U)

58 If guilty, he will get probation.

But he will still have a felony conviction, so there's that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

59 @37

Nah, I think Jussie's done, as a celeb.

If Barkley and Chapelle are making fun of you that's not good

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (AwPyG)

60 with hard sauce

Newsletter?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (Xrfse)

61 juicy fruit was a good gum
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (j9HX3)

Most bubble gum has better flavor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (P3gRi)

62 "Fake, but accurate" --Dan Rather

-
If he's acquitted it'll be fake but blaccurate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (FVME7)

63 But he will still have a felony conviction, so there's that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (yQpMk)

Right.. As a felon you can only vote 3 times

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (Q1i0Y)

64 Hey JT. I miss being here.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (YFZ4u)

65 Christmas comes this time each year

-The Beach Boys

I have just noticed how stupid this line is and now the song annoys me as much as that Paul McCartney Casio keyboard atrocity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (EfigE)

66 {{{ Sharon(willow's apprentice) }}}

Let the rejoicing commence.
**Does happy dance**

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM (u82oZ)

67 Hi. I'm here. Don't know for how long because 3rd world internet here.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (YFZ4u)
.......

I thought Joe's INFRASTRUCTURE was going to fix that.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

68 to repeat my post from last thread;

374 357 scott adams discussed Turley's idea that Smollett's straetgy was jury nullification. It highly likely since hate filed urban liberals don't care about nothing.
Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 09, 2021 05:40 PM (ZZK0E)

It wasn't just Turley's idea, it was painfully obvious to anyone who paid even a small amount of attention to the trial proceedings. The Prosecutor produced reams of hard evidence showing that Jussie had faked it, including personal testimony from his two co-conspirators.

Jussie's only defense was "I'm Black! Don't you know I'm Black! Don't believe anything Whitey over there says, cuz I'm Black!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (trdmm)

69 From what we seen he is cooked, but it is Chicago and they know how to treat their superiors.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (2JoB8)

70
There's a definite correlation between outside temperature and rioting behavior. It's sorta the inverse of 'flu season'.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (dQvv7)

71 Which gum had the zebra? (asks internet) Fruit Stripe. I liked that gum back in my gum days.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (IN3jG)

72 I was more of a Big League Chew kid.

It was in a pouch like chaw.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (Bmy3R)

73 Come to momma baby!

Posted by: Groot at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (SdSLY)

74 juicy fruit was a good gum
Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 05:55 PM (j9HX3)

Most bubble gum has better flavor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

But the flavor doesn't last !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (arJlL)

75 He is guilty but it speaks to the larger climate of hate inspired by Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (EfigE)

76 I did it I said it, I stole your mama's Smollet !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (iWIqo)

77 Rekieta Law is live

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (xPl2J)

78 33 juicy fruit was a good gum
it is
Posted by: ace at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (0G13K)

Juicy Fruit kills moles.

Not sure if that trivia will ever come in handy, but it's good to know. Maybe double mint works for glowies?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (wAnMi)

79 Jussie will run for IL senate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (EfigE)

80 We had Chum Gum. Pink brittle nasty shit.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (qpX6U)

81 75 He is guilty but it speaks to the larger climate of hate inspired by Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (EfigE)

Dan Rather: "Yep, fake, but accurate."

Posted by: Thrawn at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

82 Why does the Judge in the Kim Potter trial sound like she's talking to dull-witted kindergarteners?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (sG4Hj)

83 I'm parked next to a Boot Barn. This fcker gets off I'm rioting and looting the place of its Justin Lace Up work boots. Hopefully they have the right size and many pairs of them.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (0jZnq)

84 We all know what the Left will say and what the comparison will be if he is convicted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (r5BVk)

85 Rig Red or go home...
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (53oGX)

Double-Mint.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 05:56 PM (yQpMk)

Beemans Pepsin
Black Jack
Clove
Teaberry
Or don't chew.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (OMayC)

86 Ruffle
Chasse
Glissade
Assablee
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:57 PM (H6KfW)

Just set the thesaurus down, and step back slowly. That way, nobody gets hurt.

Posted by: The Grammar Police at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (P3gRi)

87 The politically incorrect theory would be that the black community is not as accepting of gay behavior as whites and so doesn't really care about Jussie's travails. My guess is that the gay community will be more upset about a guilty verdict.

See Barkley and Chappelle for example.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (9hXN1)

88 I'm in Mexico so slow Joe's graft doesn't make it this far.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (YFZ4u)

89 @74

Yeah, why can't juicy fruit make a gum that lasts more than a minute?

Bubblicious is pretty good, though.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (AwPyG)

90 Twitter says about five minutes.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (4thlk)

91 What was that gum that squirted?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

92 Doublemint lured you in with fantasies of a menage ah twah with those twins.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (Bmy3R)

93 "Most bubble gum has better flavor."

but does it lose its flavor, on the bed post overnight?

That is key.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (Cus5s)

94 scott adams discussed Turley's idea that Smollett's straetgy was jury nullification.

*********

Possibly, but I still want to take this opportunity to say that Scott Adams is a fucking idiot.

Posted by: The UnVaxxed Who We Do Not Speak Of at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (hQVBP)

95 He is guilty but it speaks to the larger climate of hate inspired by Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (EfigE)

He cooked up the hoax to draw attention to the fact that you wanted to modern-day lynch him.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (SH2Zi)

96
Why aren't the Democrats pushing and passing a $15/hr Min Wage?

What happened to free college?

Like the Republicans, Democrats only push for this shit when they're out of power.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (li20V)

97 . I guess it could possibly happen if the incompetent mayor hasn't bothered to put police on stand by for riot duty.

Posted by: Ace at 05:50 PM

Would anyone even notice?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (axyOa)

98 I'm in Mexico so slow Joe's graft doesn't make it this far.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (YFZ4u)

Have you seen any jetskis?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

99 I should have time to do the dishes, I hope

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (2JoB8)

100 91 What was that gum that squirted?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

Cum gum ? I denounce myself

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (Q1i0Y)

101 You've gotta love it, two of the top three stories on CNN are of Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (3t7O9)

102 What was that gum that squirted?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

we used to call it cum gum

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (xPl2J)

103 91 What was that gum that squirted?

harvey weinstein

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (j9HX3)

104 Hey JT. I miss being here.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

And we miss you !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (arJlL)

105 Jussie will run for IL senate.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (EfigE)
********
Sadly, he'd win.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (NpAcC)

106 Hubba Bubba made the best bubbles.

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (BvNzB)

107 Justus for Juicy!!

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (ufJfM)

108 I hope and pray I don't have to accidentally shoot this jury.

Posted by: Alec "Trickshot" Baldwin at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (PEym7)

109
What was that gum that squirted?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Squirt?

or...

Freshen' Up

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (li20V)

110 What was that gum that squirted?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

Girlfriend called it cumgum.
Freshenup.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (wAnMi)

111 Baseball card gum tasted like baseball cards.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (Bmy3R)

112 Big League Chew

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (TNyrE)

113 Remind me again why I should care?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (hSk36)

114 Just set the thesaurus down, and step back slowly. That way, nobody gets hurt.
Posted by: The Grammar Police

Nah. Those are ballet moves

Grand jette!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (OiAoj)

115 G'rump the correct question is
Sharon have you been ON any jet sky's today?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (2JoB8)

116 I'm parked next to a Boot Barn. This fcker gets off I'm rioting and looting the place of its Justin Lace Up work boots. Hopefully they have the right size and many pairs of them.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (0jZnq)

I've got the Newegg tab open. If he's not guilty, I am totally looting a new 4K monitor.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (SH2Zi)

117 @82

In California, a juror can't be disqualified for non proficiency in English, and is entitled to a translator.

So you have someone who doesn't speak English listening to the witnesses.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (AwPyG)

118 I'm in Mexico so slow Joe's graft doesn't make it this far.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (YFZ4u)
........

Watch out for jet skiers with machine guns.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

119 Beemans Pepsin
Black Jack
Clove
Teaberry

You just named the four worst gums in history.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (Xrfse)

120 Won't be any riots on his account - as Chappelle pointed out, every black person in the country knew that he was faking it as soon as they heard his idiot story. MAGA hats in downtown Chicago?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (trdmm)

121 So anxious. Don't know if we should buy or sell anymore.

Posted by: MAGA Realty at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (aXxgO)

122 Baseball card gum tasted like baseball cards.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (Bmy3R)

and it fucked up the card that was next to it

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

123
Freshen Up 1978

https://youtu.be/U5sGX8VM22E

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (li20V)

124 I think the reason Chicago's casualty figures (that's what they are, really) divert from the 2 or 3 wounded/1 killed ratio is that those ratios generally apply in modern warfare, where artillery is responsible for most of the violence.

As Chicago (well, so far) is limited to inexpert use of small arms, and usually handguns at that, and given the state of modern trauma medicine, the 5 or 6 to 1 ratio makes sense.

Haven't checked heyjackass.com in a while to check the ratio.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (OTzUX)

125 91 What was that gum that squirted?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (yQpMk)

That just sounds disgusting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (6z9vr)

126 Freshenup?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (PEym7)

127 Big league chew doesn't last very long either, flavor-wise

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (AwPyG)

128 101 You've gotta love it, two of the top three stories on CNN are of Trump.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2021 06:01 PM (3t7O9)

Still livin in their heads, 24 / 7

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (oHd/0)

129 I never cared for Beemans.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (yQpMk)

130 and it fucked up the card that was next to it
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

Yes! That damn gum-shaped stain.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (Bmy3R)

131 The only thing the jury asked for during deliberations was the timeline calendar.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (NpAcC)

132 Juicy Fruit - best gum
Double Mint - best ads. maybe ever.

Posted by: x at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (oA+QO)

133 Jussie's in an SUV headed for the border.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (+ya+t)

134 Did they convict the sandwich?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (bSYxn)

135 @122

And it was all powdery. What was that?

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (AwPyG)

136 Freshenup?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (PEym7)

Wasn't that Massengill?

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (SH2Zi)

137 133 Jussie's in an SUV headed for the border.
Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (+ya+t)

A white bronco ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (Q1i0Y)

138 Beemans Pepsin
Black Jack
Clove
Teaberry

You just named the four worst gums in history.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (Xrfse)

You misspelled "the four best gums in history".

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (OMayC)

139 Jussie definitely guilty of douchebaggery.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (VJ4aP)

140 I expect a jussidicious outcome.

Posted by: f'd at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (Tnijr)

141 I expect a lot of lunging from the bench soon. Thankfully our mothers are there.

Posted by: Team Smollett at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (aXxgO)

142 96
Why aren't the Democrats pushing and passing a $15/hr Min Wage?

What happened to free college?

Like the Republicans, Democrats only push for this shit when they're out of power.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer

Inflation has overtaken the fight for 15 and universities do not like the free community college as it will cost them revenue. Same thing on debt forgiveness as it would add to inflationary pressures.

Essentially, the PTB have decided to erode the value of the dollar by inflation to bail the US out of its debt hole via depreciation. At the same time, to fight inflation, they will use debt suppression techniques along with higher taxes to soak up any spending power that one has.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (9hXN1)

143 In California, a juror can't be disqualified for non proficiency in English, and is entitled to a translator.

So you have someone who doesn't speak English listening to the witnesses.
Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:02 PM (AwPyG)

That is crazy. Translations aren't the same as understanding what someone says. Maybe sign language would be?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (6z9vr)

144 Smollett has arrived

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (Bmy3R)

145 Baseball card gum tasted like baseball cards.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Ya weren't supposed to eat the cards !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (arJlL)

146 Jussie's in an SUV headed for the border.

The Jared-mobile?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (bSYxn)

147 In 1976 an explosion of the Freshen Up gum manufacturing line at the American Chicle factory in Queens, New York killed six workers.
The New York State Supreme Court justice in Queens dismissed the manslaughter and homicide charges against the Warner-Lambert Company and the four executives the following year.

wiki

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (pEF4Y)

148 The only time I ever chew gum is if I've had a lunch with onions or something rank and I don't have time to brush or anything before meeting with people. Not a lot of meeting anymore. I wonder if gum and breath freshener sales have plummeted?

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (IN3jG)

149
Teaberry FTW!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (DUIap)

150 120 Won't be any riots on his account - as Chappelle pointed out, every black person in the country knew that he was faking it as soon as they heard his idiot story. MAGA hats in downtown Chicago?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:03 PM (trdmm)

Which is why the Machine is pissed off. They don't care that their disposable CPD got beclowned, but several notables got personally involved in what seemed like a slam-dunk grievance industry ploy, only for Juicy and the weight bros to shit all over everything.

Posted by: CppThis at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (UewuT)

151 @122

And it was all powdery. What was that?

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (AwPyG)

Gator(ade) Gum was the same. I believe it is a corn starch release agent.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (SH2Zi)

152 Re: Denzel Washington since I'm late to the partay, there should be a movie thread about "Remember the Titans" which has some incredibly conservative and anti-woke messaging in it -- from Denzel -- especially where he chastises the white defensive coach for coddling the black players. Great, great movie.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (KAi1n)

153 83 I'm parked next to a Boot Barn. This fcker gets off I'm rioting and looting the place of its Justin Lace Up work boots. Hopefully they have the right size and many pairs of them.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM (0jZnq)
-----------------

Hey, if you happen to spot a pair of Dan Post Dry Gulch Pythons in 11W, send them my way. I can't be there to riot in person, but I figure I could contribute to the cause by wearing some stolen stuff.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (lNHqD)

154 >>> Baseball card gum tasted like baseball cards.
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Ya weren't supposed to eat the cards !
Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (arJlL)

Baseball car gum could be used as bathroom/kitchen floor tiles.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (IN3jG)

155 If he's found guilty, Cher may have to go in for another face lift therapy session.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (GYllL)

156 I don't really think the gay community cares about Jussie Smollett. He's a narcississtic idiot who faked a crime in a truly stupid fashion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (poMoX)

157 Has Al Sharpton arrived yet?

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (NpAcC)

158 @116 flounder-(fistbump) I'm tired of missing out on the free shit. I live not far from Walnut Creek here in Cali the last area to have looting. When shit starts, I'm not missing out this time.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (0jZnq)

159 @143

There are court sign-language translators on call. I saw one attempt to translate, and then explain that the older witness spoke a different "dialect" of sign language.

So they had to find someone old school

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (AwPyG)

160 132 Juicy Fruit - best gum
Double Mint - best ads. maybe ever.
Posted by: x at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (oA+QO)

------------

My old boss married one of the Doublemint Twins.

Posted by: ballistic at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (oXNqT)

161 According to Mental Floss, the Juicy Fruit flavor is isoamyl acetate, an industrial byproduct easily obtained by Mr. Wrigley at the time. Sounds like an ester to me.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (qpX6U)

162 If a black man can't get a sandwich at Subway at 4:00 A.M., are any of us truly free?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:06 PM (FVME7)

163 And it was all powdery. What was that?
Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (AwPyG)

Cornstarch, I think, to stop it from sticking,

Posted by: The Grammar Police at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (P3gRi)

164 Make that a Jussilicious outcome.

Posted by: f'd at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (Tnijr)

165 137 133 Jussie's in an SUV headed for the border.
Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (+ya+t)

A white bronco ?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 06:04 PM (Q1i0Y)
-----------

This is 2021. It won't be a White Bronco. It will be a BOC.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (lNHqD)

166 If Juicy is sentenced to do time in Joliet, isn't that like sentencing him to...like paradise - he can always ask for the bottom bunk? I say sentence him to do community service in church.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (5iUNf)

167 OK, calling it now.

Guilty but sentenced to a mental health facility to heal from systemic raysism.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (8ADZq)

168
Teaberry!

The only Chewing Gum with its own dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk11Acjofu8

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (OMayC)

169 My old boss married one of the Doublemint Twins.

Could he tell them apart?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (bSYxn)

170 The one thing that might give him a not guilty verdict, he does have a very punchable face.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (r5BVk)

171 @rhomboid, shooting people in the ass is a thing in Chicago. It's intended to wound and not kill.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (hSk36)

172 >>> My old boss married one of the Doublemint Twins.

Could he tell them apart?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (bSYxn)

Left and right? Oh, you mean the twins!

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (IN3jG)

173 Dentyne. Big Red just isn't as good.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (sWM8x)

174 @171

D*ck shots are a thing, too.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (AwPyG)

175 Anybody see LeBron? He'll be the one holding the towel for tears.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (BPuaD)

176 I don't know why guys always dream of twins. I mean... just one woman can be a huge pain in the ass on her own. Imagine her ganging up on you. Women don't seem to be dumb enough to want two guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (KZzsI)

177 171 @rhomboid, shooting people in the ass is a thing in Chicago. It's intended to wound and not kill.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (hSk36)

Or they're just lousy shots

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (Q1i0Y)

178 I think HeyJackass (aka the only reliable source of Chiraqistani crime stats) keeps records of both butt shots and junk shots.

Posted by: CppThis at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (UewuT)

179 Was Jussie in Epstein's black book?

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (H/wdc)

180 157 Has Al Sharpton's freakishly large head arrived yet?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (GYllL)

181 He is guilty but it speaks to the larger climate of hate inspired by Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (EfigE)

I just saw an article at the Hill where "Dr." Jill is denying any sort of mental decline from Joe. The comments are insane - 99% of them are "but what about Trump?!?!" and "Joe is sharp as a tack, unlike that bloated orange loser".

This goes back to the earlier CBD post - these people simply cannot stay on subject or move past Trump. And it honestly seems like every single comment. Creepy. I know the Hill is a cesspool, but there's no rational thought. Anybody who's even slightly objective can see the man is losing his grip. They're either in denial or deflecting back to a man who supposedly got his ass kicked, and is no longer any sort of threat because most popular president ever.

It's shit like this that makes me hope Trump does run and win, just to hear the screams. Hopefully, they'll be jumping out of windows, off bridges, cutting their wrists and self-immolating.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (wAnMi)

182 My guess: Guilty but sentenced to time served. Or minor community service.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (Bmy3R)

183 171 @rhomboid, shooting people in the ass is a thing in Chicago. It's intended to wound and not kill.

Posted by: Caesar North

Does that mean in Chicago, that people are trained to shoot at center ass?

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (9hXN1)

184 Disgusting that they still have people defending that scum Scott Peterson. Now they claim to have evidence that burglars from a job across the street from her took her and murdered her.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (VJ4aP)

185 Guilty, six months of some kind of soft halfway house, 200 hours of community service ... it goes on his permanent record.

That's my opinion based on the many minutes of study into the horde expressing their opinions, and not much else.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

186 I am...

Posted by: Groot at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (SdSLY)

187 Chewels. The Wayans as gay dudes did a funny ending to one of their In Living Color skits, using it as a sponsor.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (OssQ4)

188 Re: Denzel Washington since I'm late to the partay, there should be a movie thread about "Remember the Titans" which has some incredibly conservative and anti-woke messaging in it -- from Denzel -- especially where he chastises the white defensive coach for coddling the black players. Great, great movie.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:05 PM (KAi1n)

Oscar effort in that movie. It was great.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (axyOa)

189
I'm parked next to a Boot Barn. This fcker gets off I'm rioting and looting the place of its Justin Lace Up work boots. Hopefully they have the right size and many pairs of them.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:00 PM

I should drive over and wait in the parking lot at Best Buy so I'm in position to riot me a new TV when the verdict is announced

The Expanse will look bitchin' on a new 80" screen (for justice)

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (DUIap)

190 Caesar North of the Rubicon: "@rhomboid, shooting people in the ass is a thing in Chicago. It's intended to wound and not kill."

Coat the ammo in silicone and people will pay you for it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (aXxgO)

191 Jussie will probably only get probation - this trial was really just about trying to make Jussie apologize to the Chicago PD for being such a douchbag for the last 2 years.

If he had just said "I'm sorry" a few days after the attack, it all would have been dropped and everyone would have forgotten about it by now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (trdmm)

192 I like that prank gum that turns your teeth black.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

193 @153 Pennsyltucky- Dan Post Dry Gulch Pythons in 11w.

Got it! I'll look!

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (0jZnq)

194 I don't really think the gay community cares about Jussie Smollett. He's a narcississtic idiot who faked a crime in a truly stupid fashion.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

The narcissistic idiots are saving their thunder for the Alec Baldwin trial. He's one of their own.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (FVME7)

195 BREAKING NEWS: Alec Baldwin's son arrested.

At least, I assume it is. ~~See the sock link.~~ [Warning: Autoplay 'news' report-- thanks Fox

]

https://tinyurl.com/yzxjj2hz

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (UHVv4)

196

Hitting refresh like a crack monkey on meth...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (/J0HQ)

197 Left and right? Oh, you mean the twins!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (IN3jG)

Wouldn't they be the Doublemint Quadruplets, in that case?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (P3gRi)

198 182 My guess: Guilty but sentenced to time served. Or minor community service.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (Bmy3R)

I don't think he ever served a day though.

Posted by: Liberty at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (i6gGH)

199 They should let Jussie go so he can go out find the real white supremacists that did this

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (h1jJh)

200 My old boss married one of the Doublemint Twins.
Posted by: ballistic

only one?

Posted by: x at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (oA+QO)

201 Are these pictures of Biden's ears accurate?

https://bit.ly/3DEjBfR

If they are, what the hell is going on? Does anyone's earlobe ever go from unattached to attached like that? Is that a side-effect of all of Biden's facelifts?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (sG4Hj)

202 >>>
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (bSYxn)

Oh, by the way, did you know you're the prime minister of finnland? Only neko-girls need apply.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (IN3jG)

203 Women don't seem to be dumb enough to want two guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (KZzsI)

*rubs eyes*

*opens eyes wider*

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (SH2Zi)

204 Denzel was great in American Gangster.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (arJlL)

205 This is 2021. It won't be a White Bronco. It will be a BOC.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (lNHqD)

What is a BOC?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (6z9vr)

206 We are waiting for Jussie Smollett to return to the courthouse. So far no sign of him or his attorneys.
-----------------------
They were kidnapped by a White Ford Bronco!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (UHVv4)

207 "Or they're just lousy shots"

All our gangstas sport extended mags now. Whoever makes the most noise wins.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (qpX6U)

208 I don't think he ever served a day though.
Posted by: Liberty at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (i6gGH)

I meant it sarcastic but didn't do a good job of it LOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (Bmy3R)

209 I'd be a sight better than Prime Minister Clubbing the Night Away

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (bSYxn)

210 Teaberry!

The only Chewing Gum with its own dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk11Acjofu8
Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (OMayC

Clark's Teaberry! Was that the clove flavored stuff, or was that something else?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

211 Apparently Smollet has arrived at the courthouse.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (PEym7)

212 Jussie is on cpt.

Late for verdict

Posted by: Redenzo at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (E7vND)

213 It's shit like this that makes me hope Trump does run and win, just to hear the screams. Hopefully, they'll be jumping out of windows, off bridges, cutting their wrists and self-immolating.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:08 PM (wAnMi)

Yeah, I have to agree. I've said I'm not in favor of Trump running again, but watching all the leftists go stark raving mad would be worth it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (trdmm)

214 BOC is Bronco of Color.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (9hXN1)

215 Come on man... can't a negro go out and get a subway sandwich without a jury?

This is white rage, white supremacy, white on black crime, white privilege!!!11!!.

Free Juicy now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (BFigT)

216 >>> Apparently Smollet has arrived at the courthouse.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (PEym7)

I'm surprised they don't guy following the whole crew with a boombox playing theme music.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (IN3jG)

217 213Yeah, I have to agree. I've said I'm not in favor of Trump running again, but watching all the leftists go stark raving mad would be worth it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (trdmm)

It's definitely a valid argument.

Posted by: CppThis at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (UewuT)

218 What is a BOC?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Broncos of Color?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (OssQ4)

219 "Does that mean in Chicago, that people are trained to shoot at center ass?
Posted by: whig "

Bullseye!

Posted by: f'd at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (Tnijr)

220 *opens eyes wider*

Well not to keep. Women don't seem to have that harem fantasy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (KZzsI)

221 If Juicy is sentenced to do time in Joliet, isn't that like sentencing him to...like paradise - he can always ask for the bottom bunk? I say sentence him to do community service in church.
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I'd rather see him spend some time in Cook County jail.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (+ya+t)

222 @181

I think there are coo coo leftists out there, but I think a lot of what you see in comments are bots.

That's being exposed in the Meghan and Harry social media stuff--I lot of their die hard fans can be traced to a central american bot farm.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (AwPyG)

223 My old boss married one of the Doublemint Twins.

Could he tell them apart?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (bSYxn)

Theres a blowing bubbles joke here somewhere but damned if i can conjure one up.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (axyOa)

224 Yeah, I have to agree. I've said I'm not in favor of Trump running again, but watching all the leftists go more stark raving bonkers mad would be worth it.

FFA

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (bSYxn)

225 @189 Alton Jackson-Maybe we should start a Loot N Delivery service.

That 80" Flatscreen sounds like a lot to carry and gives you ideas.....

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (0jZnq)

226 Teaberry!

The only Chewing Gum with its own dance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk11Acjofu8
Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (OMayC

Clark's Teaberry! Was that the clove flavored stuff, or was that something else?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (wAnMi)

Same company, but "Clove" was it's own gum.

Teaberry was a sort of fruity/minty thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (OMayC)

227 bonhomme

Body doubles? I have my coworker the conspiracy spouter saying there are 6 Biden body doubles. But she has issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (u82oZ)

228 I liked Denzel in The Book of Eli.

Posted by: lin-duh at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (UUBmN)

229 they were presented as a package deal. corporate bait n switch.

Posted by: x at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (oA+QO)

230 205 This is 2021. It won't be a White Bronco. It will be a BOC.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:07 PM (lNHqD)

What is a BOC?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:10 PM (6z9vr)

Bronco of Color

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (lNHqD)

231 Juicy will sashay

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (flINI)

232 What is a BOC?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Broncos of Color?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (OssQ4)

Big Ole Cadillac

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (VJ4aP)

233 I'd be a sight better than Prime Minister Clubbing the Night Away
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:11 PM (bSYxn)

Runs and hides.

Posted by: Harp Seal pup. at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (P3gRi)

234 Gong Show Popsicle Twins > Doublemint Twins

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (xPl2J)

235 Just trying to start the next race riot!

Posted by: Juicy Helter Skelter Jussie at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (rljmB)

236 How funny would it be if he was on the lam, OJ style?

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (AwPyG)

237 Is it "small at"

Or

"Smole- ay" ?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (EfigE)

238 JROD

Thieves are renting U-Hauls in Chicago for the riots, and they are not caught. Must be connected thieves.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (u82oZ)

239 *This* is the scene that really makes the movie and it's a must-see given today:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk2DlQuog6E

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (KAi1n)

240 heh. The Fox feed I'm watching left a mic on and you could hear someone (producer?) telling the cameraman at the courthouse that he messed up the angle.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (Bmy3R)

241 You honor, we the jury in the above reference case, find the defendant, Jussie Smollett, a total dumbass.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

242 Hey, It's like -30 out. Let's go MAGA some MOFO !

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (iWIqo)

243 Bullseye!

Posted by: f'd

The funny thing is that two NYPD police officers on the Stakeout Squad (they were placed in stores frequently robbed so as to stop armed robberies) were known as the proctologists because they shot at the pelvic girdle and had a very good stop ratio.

See Jim Cirrillo's book, Tales of the Stakeout Squad.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (9hXN1)

244 Is it a baby blue Cadillac convertible with a white top?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (bSYxn)

245 Yeah, I have to agree. I've said I'm not in favor of Trump running again, but watching all the leftists go stark raving mad would be worth it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I can see that view point, it's like an addiction I know is wrong. But I almost feel like that's letting my enemy pick the candidate.

Sarah Palin was a version of this as well, I didn't have a high opinion of her, I just wanted to see the gnashing of teeth if she pulled it off.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (PwNLq)

246 Tom Servo: "Yeah, I have to agree. I've said I'm not in favor of Trump running again, but watching all the leftists go stark raving mad would be worth it."

As long as they go stark raving mad while having no power, I'm good. It's the current stark raving mad while having authority that's our death knell.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (aXxgO)

247 Bronco of Color
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (lNHqD)

lol, nicely played!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (trdmm)

248 The ever present Marching To a Bridge in Selma Straight From Church entourage outside the courthouse with these events always cracks me up.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (OssQ4)

249 I'd be a sight better than Prime Minister Clubbing the Night Away
Posted by: Anna Puma

How are you doing??

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

250 The last thing that Shitcago wants is a fagele riot... although it would be fashionable and FABULOUS

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (flINI)

251 BREAKING NEWS: Alec Baldwin's son arrested.

At least, I assume it is. See the sock link. [Warning: Autoplay 'news' report-- thanks Fox ]

https://tinyurl.com/yzxjj2hz
Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 06:09 PM (UHVv4)

I just saw a tweet that Hilaria is saying that Alec has suffered from PTSD for years.

Exsqueeze me? Was that from the time he was on stage for A Streetcar Named Desire, and they closed the curtains on him early during the curtain call? Or maybe when one of the spots blew out while he was singing his part in South Pacific, and he thought the japs were shooting at him?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (wAnMi)

252 EBOC - Electric Bronco of Color

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

253 Missed that thread of course but even though I don't follow or know about or care about actors and entertainers, Denzel has always seemed decent. And collateral intel which seems credible includes that he has never lived in Hollywood and has raised a normal family elsewhere, and that he wrote a six-figure check donation to Fisher House upon visiting one of their facilities. If true (and it's consistent with what ace quoted below), indicates he's a sensible normal guy.

Think he also pushes for mentoring programs and institutions for fatherless boys, recognizing the obvious reality that such situations are literally the devil's playground.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (OTzUX)

254 BOC = Blue Oyster Cult

Posted by: Eat The Eloi at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (BvNzB)

255 My guess: Guilty but ~~sentenced to time served~~ fabulous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (FVME7)

256
Yeah this is what I thought: Jussie is missing.

I have news for him.
It means he's gay.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (li20V)

257 When you've lost Reverend Al, you've lost everyone.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (E7vND)

258 >>>Juicy will sashay
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2021 06:13 PM (flINI)

=======

Prancercize

Posted by: Turn Two at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (CRhVy)

259 There are court sign-language translators on call. I saw one attempt to translate, and then explain that the older witness spoke a different "dialect" of sign language.

So they had to find someone old school

I hear the Mandela sign language guy is available.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (aghXp)

260 253 EBOC - Electric Bronco of Color

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

BIPOC - Bronco Is Parked Outside Courthouse

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (lNHqD)

261 Beeman's gum: no more pepsin. No more flavor!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (rljmB)

262 Here it comes. Juicy's ridiculously large entourage finally made their way into the courtroom

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (Bmy3R)

263
No joking around: I get a strong murder-suicide vibe from alec and hilarity.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (li20V)

264 Mike Franceze is a former Capo in the Genovese mafia, he has a Youtube show he does. The stuff he says about Sharpton... woo he's even worse than you think.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:18 PM (KZzsI)

265 255 BOC = Blue Oyster Cult
Posted by: Eat The Eloi at December 09, 2021 06:16 PM (BvNzB)

So I wasn't alone in thinking that was what it meant. I even searched the term and I'm always cautious because some of you people are twisted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:18 PM (6z9vr)

266 Here it comes. Juicy's ridiculously large entourage finally made their way into the courtroom
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Where did he get an entourage ?

Any weedwhackers spotted ?

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:18 PM (arJlL)

267 Man on Fire is Denzel's cult movie like Josey Wales is Clint's .

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (VJ4aP)

268 Christopher R Taylor

I've got a long list of people who will not be missed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (u82oZ)

269 Redenzo: "When you've lost Reverend Al, you've lost everyone."

Wait, Reverend Al is lost?!

Hell, EVERYONE wins!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (aXxgO)

270 What is a BOC?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Broncos of Color?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:12 PM (OssQ4)

It's always been Blue Oyster Cult for me, but times, they change.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (wAnMi)

271 264
No joking around: I get a strong murder-suicide vibe from alec and hilarity.
Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (li20V)

aw c'mon, don't get my hopes up.

and narcissists hardly ever go out that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (trdmm)

272 Tired

We are in the 'beatings will continue until morale improves' stage at the store. Why? Because leadership thinks yelling at people is leadership and they did not hire any extra help before the holiday season.

So not only is the center not holding but the flanks are crumbling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (bSYxn)

273 250 lmfao

@disclosetv
JUST IN - Seven triple-vaccinated Germans become infected with #Omicron in South Africa. 6 of the 7 had the Pfizer/BioNTech "booster" dose (Tagesspiegel)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at December 09, 2021 06:15 PM (n+6+7)

Since Omicron doesn't have any symptoms (I thought), and no test TESTS for it, how do they know?

Posted by: Flyover at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (Rbu5d)

274 BOC = Bag of co...
Nah.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

275 The good news is, after Juicy publicly outed those Nigerian brothers, there will be punishment, whether prison or an actual beating.

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (DMYhF)

276 Coiunt one - Guilty!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (Bmy3R)

277 265 255 BOC = Blue Oyster Cult

Where is the umlaut?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (EfigE)

278 GUILTY!!

Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (+oR7L)

279 Is it "small at"
Or
"Smole- ay" ?

Either way it squeaks when you fuck it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (BFigT)

280 No joking around: I get a strong murder-suicide vibe from alec and hilarity.

if that were to happen, al would definitely kill hilarity, but "flub" his own suicide - oops!

some house arrest, time in a mental health facility, bada bing bada boom - new even younger girlfriend

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (j9HX3)

281 So I wasn't alone in thinking that was what it meant. I even searched the term and I'm always cautious because some of you people are twisted.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Just avoid looking up any term in the Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (9hXN1)

282 Heh. He will walk.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 05:52 PM (H6KfW)

Either that or a slap on the wrist.

I'll be astounded if the jury gives him any meaningful sentence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (2JVJo)

283 Smollet in the courtroom.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (PEym7)

284 Count 2 - Guilty!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Bmy3R)

285 GUILTY ON COUNT 1 AND COUNT 2

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (3t7O9)

286 yes, but american gangster was a terrible choice for him, I can almost forgive training day, but frank lucas was a predator that destroyed countless lives, and the film presents a false narrative, atkinson, smuggled the heroin in furniture, not coffins from saigon

Posted by: no 6 at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (hMlTh)

287 Well, there goes his future doing Hallmark Channel Holiday movies.

Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (+oR7L)

288 Looks like a sweep!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Bmy3R)

289 Andrew McCarthy is on Fox

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (2JoB8)

290 I am beginning to realize that DC should not have a District. The plan from lefties has started to crystalize that all political disputes must come before whacky lefty DC District - and since its their obvious intention to make their political enemies go through criminal courts, the next Republican Congress and President should dissolve the DC court system - make all state criminal matters of the city go through the Virginian state courts - and all DC Federal matters, both civil and criminal - be put up for a lottery system as to which District gets the matter, regardless of where the plaintiffs or defendants claim residency or location of crime.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (5iUNf)

291 Count 3 - guilty

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Bmy3R)

292 This* is the scene that really makes the movie and it's a must-see given today:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk2DlQuog6E
Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:14 PM (KAi1n)

Perfect.
And i will never forget when he takes the team to Gettysburg.
This is hallowed ground.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (axyOa)

293 Time to fuck shit up, yo!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (EfigE)

294 I wonder which court house they're at. The one by the jail goes back to the Capone days.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (+ya+t)

295 Guilty on at least one count.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (PEym7)

296 do they do the sentencing here, right now?
sometimes that is separate

Posted by: Black Orchid the Unboosted at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (j9HX3)

297 Fox says guilty on counts 1,2,3.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

298 287 Well, there goes his future doing Hallmark Channel Holiday movies.
Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (+oR7L)

He's not gay enough

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Q1i0Y)

299 Where is the umlaut?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:19 PM (EfigE)

Pixie be picky like that. Some of you people manage to get special characters in, I have yet to figure that one out.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (wAnMi)

300 I'll be astounded if the jury gives him any meaningful sentence.

Its not like he knifed a bunch of nuns or something, the worst punishment he can get isn't all that bad. Which makes me wonder why he fought so hard?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (KZzsI)

301 Oh goody. FOXNews has McCarthy on. Get ready for a load of stupid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (aXxgO)

302 Count 4 - Guilty!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Bmy3R)

303
Hahahahahaha, Fuck You HOAXER

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (li20V)

304 Where did he get an entourage ?

Any weedwhackers spotted ?
Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:18 PM (arJlL)

Oh he made a Big Show of walking into court with his Entourage every day, like he's some big Hip Hop Rap star or something. Figured it was part of his attempt to impress the jury, Look at How Important I Am!!! It's been disgusting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (trdmm)

305 Here it comes. Juicy's ridiculously large entourage finally made their way into the courtroom

Does it give off a Fifth Element vibe?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (bSYxn)

306 I hope he's sobbing as the verdict is read

Posted by: weew at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (+m+uH)

307 >>> BIPOC - Bronco Is Parked Outside Courthouse
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:17 PM (lNHqD)

I thought that I heard that before but I was thinking CIPOC which is a wasted sixsigma thought.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (IN3jG)

308 Guilty on count 4.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (sWM8x)

309 The reaction of the wokesters to the guilty verdicts will be entertaining.

Posted by: gp Possesses The Jazz Bones at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (qpX6U)

310 Count 5 - Guilty!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (Bmy3R)

311 If he's guilty, Whoopi may attack one of the white woman on set with her.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (GYllL)

312 Fox says guilty on counts 1,2,3.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

Fuck *closes Newegg tab*

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (SH2Zi)

313 Guilty X 5!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (FVME7)

314 Juicy has patented the roman cohort perp walk, in which the anointed is at center in row two, all members with braided arms locked tightly, the members to each side of the anointed, having the grayed hair and bearing of age and wisdom.

The front and following rear rows are beefy centurian-like figures, well-dressed bouncers really, but coached so their faces all convey the mood, which is a mix of supremacy and fealty to the anointed.

All are dressed in Hugo Boss, as the SS were in 1941 Germany.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (KiBMU)

315 I don't know if the Jury does sentencing in Chicago, that might be up to the Judge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (trdmm)

316 Guilty on count 5.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (sWM8x)

317 Oh man, no boots. Such a shame.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (AwPyG)

318
Guilty of slandering Subway?

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (li20V)

319 Still laughing at yesterday's meme

I Was Jumped By 6 Men With Man Buns
They Put Skinny Jeans Around My Neck
Doused Me With A Soy Latte
And Said"This Is Biden Country!"
They Rode off on Electric Scooters

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (NpAcC)

320 Cue the "The Price Is Right" losing sound effect.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (TNyrE)

321 5 counts guilty!

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (+ya+t)

322 and narcissists hardly ever go out that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Might have causal arrows in the wrong way--women like Hilarity marry people like Alec for social status--if that is going away because of Alec's stupidity, why not remove the source of your loss.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (9hXN1)

323 >>> Yeah this is what I thought: Jussie is missing.

Too pretty to go to jail.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (UnQlg)

324 Looks like Juicy Got A Reverse Rittenhouse.

EAT IT!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (3t7O9)

325 Bailiff, whack his peepee!

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

326 Time to fuck shit up, yo!

It's chilly in Chicago, so they'll need to burn some bitches down or something

Posted by: Methos at December 09, 2021 06:21 PM (kOpft)

327 6

Not gulty

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (Bmy3R)

328 Not guilty on count 6.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (sWM8x)

329 Well done, jurors.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (SH2Zi)

330 "Hilaria is saying that Alec has suffered from PTSD for years."

he had a difficult birth, never got over it?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (Cus5s)

331 5 guilty
1 Not guilty

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (Bmy3R)

332
Let's rate, 0-10, justin smollett's lawyers!

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (li20V)

333 So will Jussie have to fear the Reaper?

No? Too bad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (bSYxn)

334 Jury is there to be a fact-finder.

Judge does sentencing

Jury can recommend, but it's up to the judge

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (AwPyG)

335 GUILTY on first five charges.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (R5lpX)

336 GUILTY ON COUNT 1 AND COUNT 2

Well, I'll be damned.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (2JVJo)

337 ENRAGED.

Posted by: Alec "Trickshot" Baldwin at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (PEym7)

338 Well, there goes his future doing Hallmark Channel Holiday movies.
Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (+oR7L)

He's not gay enough
Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Q1i0Y)

Convicted Felon Productions?

Juicy can star in movies with Martha Stewart and that woman who bribed people to let her stupid kid into USC.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (guGkK)

339 Count 4 - Guilty!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (Bmy3R)

Wait - count 4? Isn't that...gayness?

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (5iUNf)

340 CNN not even talking about it

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (2JoB8)

341 Count 6 is the only not guilty count

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (NpAcC)

342 WTF was count 6

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (KiBMU)

343 Not guilty on count six.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (R5lpX)

344 Fox says guilty on counts 1,2,3.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

A-wun, anna-too, anna-tree. Turn off the bubble machine!

Posted by: zombie Lawrence Welk at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (P3gRi)

345 Tremendous.

Posted by: f'd at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

346 Not guilty on one count of giving a false statement

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Bmy3R)

347 Figured it was part of his attempt to impress the jury, Look at How Important I Am!!! It's been disgusting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (trdmm)

I think it is better directed than that. It's like, look, even this famous important black gay man can be taken down by the white administration*. Don't let it happen, or it will happen to you.

* I know, Lorri Lightfoot, but she's married to a white woman so she's white adjacent.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (mbFEM)

348
Alternate post re-title:

Turns Out Chicago Is MAGA Country

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (li20V)

349 So glad I was wrong. That said why in the freak did the defense allow Jussie testify ? At least how he testified. They could have come up with a better story.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (VJ4aP)

350
Juicy didn't kill himself!!!!

(too soon?)

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (DUIap)

351 Hilaria is saying that Alec has suffered from PTSD for years.

People throw that term around for the smallest thing. I lost my job, I can't go look for work, I'm suffering from PTSD!

Meanwhile the guy who did 3 terms in Afghanistan clearing out caves stares at him like he barely exists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

352 WTF was count 6

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (KiBMU)

Blackness.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (SH2Zi)

353 Too cold for riots in Chicago right now.

Posted by: some guy out west at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (/1BKK)

354 Oh he made a Big Show of walking into court with his Entourage every day, like he's some big Hip Hop Rap star or something. Figured it was part of his attempt to impress the jury, Look at How Important I Am!!! It's been disgusting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:20 PM (trdmm)

Wait - a gay man with an excessively flamboyant, "Everyone look at me!" attitude? That's just crazy talk!

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (DMYhF)

355 So what was the count on which he was found not guilty?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (lNHqD)

356 Was count six stealing a weedwhacker?

Posted by: f'd at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

357 342 WTF was count 6

One of the giving a false statement to police charges

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (Bmy3R)

358 Holy shit I don't believe it!

Posted by: Jewells45 deplorablethug#FJB at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (nxdel)

359

So Juicy was having sex with these guys all over Chicago, and they are the ones that attacked him, and he didn't know who they were when they were attacking him?

WTF. And ABC and the rest of the media shoveled this shit out there, and Twitter Safety didnt rush in to intervene?

Just amazing.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (XnbJC)

360 15 years of exposure in prison if the judge wants to be an asshole.

PLEASE judge...be an asshole and give Smollett the full bill.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (R5lpX)

361 Wow, totally unexpected.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (wAnMi)

362 I imagine the black dude on the jury basically told the rest of the jury "He knew what he was doing, fuck em and throw the book at him" I imagine it took 2 days to get the Karens on the jury to quit being asshole white saviors.

Posted by: Jackal at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (2tM+H)

363 I believe count 6 was parading.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (PEym7)

364 CNN not even talking about it
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (2JoB

.......

Don Lemoan can't talk while he's crying.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

365 Someone wake ace.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (PEym7)

366 Probably get probation

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (2JoB8)

367 I was a lineman for Cook County...!

Posted by: Groot at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (SdSLY)

368
All Charges Were the SAME.
So #6 same as others.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (li20V)

369 His juice has been squeezed

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (iWIqo)

370 Heh.

FU Don le-MON

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (Bmy3R)

371 Does anybody know if Jared from Subway needs a cellmate?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (BPuaD)

372 BEST. "MODERN-DAY LYNCHING." EVER!

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (SH2Zi)

373 If they did riot in Chicago, how would anyone tell?

Posted by: weew at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (+m+uH)

374 He is not getting away with smearing those Nigerian brothers!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (SAErm)

375
Alternative post title:

The Fall of the Empire

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (li20V)

376 Maybe he's gettin' the beatdown he paid the brothers to give him originally ... might be a bit late, but hey ...

Posted by: Dr_No at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (mu5GU)

377 With the recent elections in VA, NJ, with the Rittenhouse verdict, and with the popularity of "LGB", I figured it would go this way. People are waking up.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (OssQ4)

378 LOLOL!!!!
Suck it Jussie.

Wait

Posted by: Jmel at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (bVhJi)

379 Will there be peaceful riots in the Windy City?

50/50.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (haWye)

380 Marching on a Bridge to Joliet.

Posted by: The Courthouse Choir at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (Xrfse)

381 I believe count 6 was parading.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (PEym7)

Count 6 was Just Being Fabulous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (guGkK)

382 >>> So Juicy was having sex with these guys all over Chicago, and they are the ones that attacked him, and he didn't know who they were when they were attacking him?
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (XnbJC)

Well, he wasn't normally eye to eye with them.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (IN3jG)

383
I believe count 6 was parading.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM

sashaying with an expired permit

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (DUIap)

384
The Fall of the Empire...

Actor

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (li20V)

385 I like to think that the jury only deliberated for about 3 minutes, and spent the rest of the time watching Chappelle's take of this on YouTube and laughing their asses off

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (DMYhF)

386 342 WTF was count 6

Heterosexual

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (5iUNf)

387 I hope the Hollywood suicide hotline is well staffed tonight.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (GYllL)

388 Not guilty on Count 6? LOL!

It was the same evidence for all 6 counts, so it looked like an all or nothing proposition. Still, making 6 counts out of one crime was probably a big of douchebaggery on the part of the Prosecution, even though Jussie deserved it.

So the Jury wanted to carve a little piece of Respectability out for themselves and said "See! We split the difference!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (trdmm)

389 Let's not ask for whom Don Le Moan fingers...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (bSYxn)

390 Now fire and prosecute Kim Fox

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (iWIqo)

391 Huh, Justice for Jussie after all....

Fucking lying assmonger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (XvPQV)

392 What kind of a world do we live in when a heavily armed white man can cross state lines and murder some good samaritans, but Jussie is going to jail for attempting to shed light on the violence Trumps racism was inspiring.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (EfigE)

393 CNN finally gave in and covering it.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (2JoB8)

394 His juice has been squeezed
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway

Squoze

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (arJlL)

395 Meanwhile the guy who did 3 terms in Afghanistan clearing out caves stares at him like he barely exists.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

True, apparently one can experience a life-altering trauma by having somebody using the wrong preferred pronouns on you.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (wAnMi)

396 F* da poleece!

Posted by: Straight Outta Subway at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

397 What the counts are is over at the "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/yz295b9z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (poMoX)

398 Wonder how the taxpayers feel about giving this shitbag a free vaca at club dick.

Most I'd wager are cool with it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (BFigT)

399 Jussie who?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (4thlk)

400
Count 6: Wearing White after Labor Day: NOT GUILTY

Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (+oR7L)

401 384
The Fall of the Empire...

Actor

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (li20V)

The Rise and Fall of the Blow Men Empire...Actor

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (lNHqD)

402 Fucking lying assmonger

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (XvPQV)

He was an assmonger, and that was no wonder . . . .

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (SH2Zi)

403 SMOLLETT GUILT OF RACE HATE CRIME
--------------

Excellent!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

404 This is MAGA country!

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (wAnMi)

405
#6 is a repeat of other charges: reporting a false crime to a police officer

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (li20V)

406 Wonder how the taxpayers feel about giving this shitbag a free vaca at club dick.

Club Head

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (guGkK)

407 Don Lemoan can't talk while he's crying.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

Don Lemon Statement: "Take me, too!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (5iUNf)

408 I'd love to hear Dave Chappelle's reaction now.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (KAi1n)

409 My operatic treatment of this tragedy will be epic.

Posted by: Billy Porter at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (sWM8x)

410 I thought they had a ringer on the jury. And though it was confirmed when they didn't have a verdict yesterday.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (VJ4aP)

411 I think I got a red light ticket on the way home from work (but at least I did not get rear ended). Ill be paying more to the state of Illinois than Jussie will, and he did get rear ended.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (SAErm)

412 Count 6 was him reporting to a detective being a victim of an aggravated battery.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (ufFY8)

413
Dave Chappelle's take on the French Actor Jessie Smolliette is hilarious.

Posted by: portlandon at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (+oR7L)

414 If Jussie is guilty of faking a hate crime, that means Mommala has to tell us that she is sorry she supported the hoax, right?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (mbFEM)

415
Reminder: His "noose" was either a shoelace or a bolo tie. I forget.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (li20V)

416 Count six was lying to a police officer Robert Graves about being a victim to an aggravated battery. 5 counts of lying to two other officers repeatedly so those are separate events.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (9hXN1)

417 Jussie's first shower scene in prison should be an eye opener. If the judge throws the book at him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (bSYxn)

418 I am truly shocked.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (OalnH)

419 If we are such a racist country why do people have to continually fake racist attacks?

I couldn't be more pleased with this verdict. Good for the jury.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (6z9vr)

420 Goldberg the Goalie is no longer the biggest fuck up of the original Mighty Ducks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (KbCG3)

421 Hopefully he'll be able to work out in prison

Posted by: Lars Pilsen at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (Vtvyi)

422 Film Actors Guild hardest hit.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (QU5/8)

423 This situation highlights the media at its most worthless: yammering on and on about shit they know nothing about....but they keep yammering because someone else might scoop them.

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (rw/ga)

424 Skip: "CNN finally gave in and covering it."

So they lifted the pillow?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (aXxgO)

425
Support my #gofundme: Juice Boxes for Jussie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (3l5Yq)

426 404 This is MAGA country!
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (wAnMi)

Funny that this comment was on 404

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (iWIqo)

427 Throw the book at that fag.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (5G5QC)

428 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (poMoX)

429 I'd say "suck it Juicy" but somehow that just falls flat.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (BFigT)

430 @418

Notice that we're suddenly getting a glimmer of justice, here and there.

Not a coincidence?

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (AwPyG)

431 If Prosecutor had half a testicle s/he/it would have Harris as an unindicted co-conspirator.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (sMiI2)

432
Are Chicagoans gonna riot like --

a) the Bulls won the NBA championship
b) the Bulls lost in the NBA finals
c) George Floyd just died again

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (li20V)

433 Reminder: His "noose" was either a shoelace or a bolo tie. I forget.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (li20V)

Clothesline that the Nigerian brothers were on camera buying at a hardware store, as I recall.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (SH2Zi)

434 349 So glad I was wrong. That said why in the freak did the defense allow Jussie testify ? At least how he testified. They could have come up with a better story.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:23 PM (VJ4aP)

Compare to the Rittenhouse trial, where Kyle's attorney Richards was brilliant, and the prosecution was dumb as a bag of hammers;

In this case, the Prosecutor did an extremely good job, especially on the the stand questioning Jussie, while Jussie's defense team was totally incompetent at every point of this trial. Jussie's lawyer even admitted that Jussie had lied to the police during his closing argument. (Psst hey genius, that's what this whole trial was about!!!)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (trdmm)

435 I hope those Nigerian brothers sue for millions and bankrupt that mincing drama queen bitch.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (5G5QC)

436 like to think that the jury only deliberated for about 3 minutes, and spent the rest of the time watching Chappelle's take of this on YouTube and laughing their asses off
Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (DMYhF)

My jury delayed telling the judge that we had reached a verdict until after lunch was served. It took us maybe 30 minutes even with a couple of us playing devils advocate.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (aghXp)

437 352 WTF was count 6

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (KiBMU)

spittin and not swalowin

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (us2H3)

438 Jesse Keely said this on Tucker - the Left supported Smollett's hoax because they need people to hate America, and to do so, you need to make America hateable.

That's why they keep hoaxing.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (mbFEM)

439 I hope he gets billed personally for all the popo time wasted on this fake hate crime!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (hOUT3)

440 To add insult to injury the jury breaks out in a " Let's go Brandon" chant

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (CYnTg)

441 Film Actors Guild hardest hit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (QU5/

Heh. Alec Baldwin agrees.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (AiZBA)

442 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (pEF4Y)

443 Federal court tonight has ruled against President Trumps claims of Exec privilege and grants the January 6th committee full access to all the WH records of Jan 6th. Court said privilege belongs to Exec branch not individuals.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (HfuBa)

444 https://tinyurl.com/y5clhtpd

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (PEym7)

445 I just don't get the Trial of the Century feel of this thing. Its a bunch of meh subcrimes not even sure they are felonies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

446 Well, he wasn't normally eye to eye with them.

Posted by: banana Dream

How do you know how Chicago PD conducted the lineup?

For example, Can you identify the individuals' private parts as those belonging to who assaulted you?

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (9hXN1)

447 Judge Jeanine said there was one person of color on the jury. The rest were white. All leaves canceled for the CPD.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (+ya+t)

448 CNN making a big deal out of Jizzy lying

hahhahahahaha

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (us2H3)

449 Jussie's first shower scene in prison should be an eye opener. If the judge throws the book at him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (bSYxn)

Pleasure palace for Jussie - I say make him convert to Baptist preacher and sentence him to a church in Jackson, MI.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (5iUNf)

450 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (poMoX)

There is probably a beach on Adak that needs the litter picked up from.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (P3gRi)

451 How long before Chicago declares nuclear war on itself?

Posted by: Snake Spirit at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (CdZ4i)

452 Chicago is asshoe

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (KiBMU)

453 You have mail!

Posted by: The Nigerian Brothers at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (Xrfse)

454 If we are such a racist country why do people have to continually fake racist attacks?

I couldn't be more pleased with this verdict. Good for the jury.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 06:28 PM (6z9vr)

Reminds me of one of my favorite recent quotes.

' The demand for hate crimes far exceeds the supply'

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (VJ4aP)

455 I don't understand the verdict on the 6th count though

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (CYnTg)

456 "Justice for Jussiiiiiieeeee!!!!! Reeeeeee!!!!"

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (KAi1n)

457
Predictions on Sentencing?

a) Probation
b) 1 year
c) 6 months
d) Have relationships and sex with women

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (li20V)

458 Fen is based.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (mbFEM)

459 People are waking up.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM

From your keyboard to God's ears.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (rBtIz)

460 I hope the judge throws the book at him.

Not only lying about the fake hate crime but conducting a whole trial on your innocence on an open and shut case that was laughable that he didn't concoct the whole thing.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (PwNLq)

461 Jussie's lawyer even admitted that Jussie had lied to the police during his closing argument. (Psst hey genius, that's what this whole trial was about!!!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (trdmm)

What, you mean it is wrong to lie to the police? If only someone had told him...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (hOUT3)

462 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (pEF4Y)

Whatever. He is a convicted race hoaxster. It is a win.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (SH2Zi)

463 I think I got a red light ticket on the way home from work (but at least I did not get rear ended). Ill be paying more to the state of Illinois than Jussie will, and he did get rear ended.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (SAErm)

PSA:
Latest dashcams have red light camera detection, totally recommend everybody gets a dashcam, or front/rear system if you can swing it.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (wAnMi)

464 Not Guilty on Count 6 means the jury can honestly say they did not railroad Jussie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (bSYxn)

465 Hope they award Chicago PD mucho $$$ for wasting all that time on this sphincter.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

466 428 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:29 PM (poMoX)

I had always thought that - but he and his attorneys have been such cretinous douches throughout this trial that may just have pissed everyone off enough to get an actual jail sentence out of it.

If he does get sent to jail, it will be for 1 Count of Criminally Bad Acting, and 1 Count of Failing to Shut the Fuck Up when he had the chance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (trdmm)

467 Drink Like Vikings: "I hope those Nigerian brothers sue for millions and bankrupt that mincing drama queen bitch."

No. They conspired. They deserve only a lesser criminal charge. They certainly deserve no award.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

468 So counts one and two are Smollett telling CPO Baig that he was a victim of an attack.

Counts 3,4, and 5 are Smollett telling CPO Murray he was the victim of an attack.

Count 6 is Smollett telling detective Graves he was the victim of an attack.

Weird the jury concluded he'd lied to Baig and Murray but not Graves.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (sG4Hj)

469
donk lemon hardest hit

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (li20V)

470 I'm not trying to predict the sentence. I've been wrong enough already.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (VJ4aP)

471 Whatever. He is a convicted race hoaxster. It is a win.
Posted by: flounder
___

*shrugs*

Verdict doesn't affect me one way or the other.

Posted by: SMH while awaiting His return at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (pEF4Y)

472 352 WTF was count 6

Posted by: Mr Gaga at December 09, 2021 06:22 PM (KiBMU)

having a BBC

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (us2H3)

473 464 Not Guilty on Count 6 means the jury can honestly say they did not railroad Jussie.

Posted by: Anna Puma

But I do see a train is his future.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (PEym7)

474 Guilty!

But he's still going to walk. Won't spend a day in the big house.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (1SiPd)

475 There is probably a beach on Adak that needs the litter picked up from.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 06:31 PM (P3gRi)

I like your thinking. I prefer Shemya.

Posted by: Snake Spirit at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (CdZ4i)

476 Old man in Chinatown was gunned down in front of a school the other day.

Werewolves of Chi town again.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (SAErm)

477 Not super shocking. Think about it, about the only people who were still on this guy's side were the media and their attendant wine moms.

Chicago libs don't like him, because he and his bros beclowned them.
The blacks don't like him, because this was an obvious setup and they don't approve of his lifestyle.
The grievance industry doesn't like him, because this attempted hustle was so inept that it puts the more sophisticated hustles perpetrated by Jackson et al at risk.
Kamala Harris doesn't like him either, because he's outlived his usefulness and she doesn't want the blowback.

Posted by: CppThis at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (UewuT)

478 In this case, the Prosecutor did an extremely good job, especially on the the stand questioning Jussie, while Jussie's defense team was totally incompetent at every point of this trial. Jussie's lawyer even admitted that Jussie had lied to the police during his closing argument. (Psst hey genius, that's what this whole trial was about!!!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (trdmm)

In fairness to his attorneys, I don't think there was any reining in this arrogant drama queen. He was going to show that jury how smart and special he was, and believed himself such a great actor that he could sell them any horseshit story and they would buy it.

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (DMYhF)

479 Dave Chappelle's take on the French Actor Jessie Smolliette is hilarious.

-
I don't generally care for Chappelle but that bit was hilarious.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (FVME7)

480 It would be nice if part of the sentence was to reimburse the city for all the time and resources used in the prosecution.

Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (R5lpX)

481 Turns out there could be justice for Juicy after all. I hope he gets a long jail sentence.

Posted by: ChockyChockyChip at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (ufJfM)

482 Jus will be sentenced to 45 hours of watching Empire reruns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (EfigE)

483 455

Count 6 refers to something that happened later.
Prosecution may not have proved it adequately, at least the jury thought as much.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (ufFY8)

484
Court said privilege belongs to Exec branch not individuals.

WTF??

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (li20V)

485 Well.. if he goes to jail, he will get ass f*cked by some guy named Bubba..

Where's the punishment here?

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (CjFDo)

486 Is Jussie going to be butt hurt (embutthurted) when there are no riots in the streets protesting his verdict?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * we few, we happy few, we band of morons at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (I/dnD)

487 Think I'll head down to the store and get ready for the five-fingered discounts.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (axyOa)

488 Raysis.

Posted by: Tawana Brawley at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (sWM8x)

489 The juice: not guilty

juicy: guilty.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (EfigE)

490 Weird the jury concluded he'd lied to Baig and Murray but not Graves.

Posted by: bonhomme

Cumulative impact and depends on exactly what he told Graves.

Very unusual to get multiple counts of lying to officers btw. He was being made an example. If the regular DA Foxx had the case, it would have never went to trial.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (9hXN1)

491 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine. Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Well, I didn't expect the jury to find him guilty on almost all counts, so maybe, just maybe the judge will do the right thing? I'd expect the worst to happen is doing drag queen story hour for kids myself.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (wAnMi)

492 He's not going to prison. He'll get sentenced to community service and a fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......

I'd like to see him poking garbage on the side of the freeway so I could throw vegetables at him.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

493 @478

I mentioned before that his personality is eerily similar to Meghan Markle's. a D list actor on a cable show, but with powerful connections.

And so arrogant they can't see how they come across.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (AwPyG)

494 I'm not trying to predict the sentence. I've been wrong enough already.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (VJ4aP)

Death by bunga-bunga.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (P3gRi)

495 Jizzy will get 2 years of soap dropping

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (us2H3)

496 There is no such thing as a "hate crime". Maybe - maybe - it's legit and acceptable to use "hate" as an aggravating circumstance for a real crime, but that's it.

Yeah yeah I know this idiot's objective was social/political/"racial" - that doesn't change anything.

He was guilty of false reports to police. Those are crimes, for good reason. Those are his actual crimes.

(yes I know it's SOP to stipulate almost all key false premises of the vandals, racists, and totalitarians afflicting the world, instead of rejecting them - which is the actual and only way to eliminate the grave threat they pose)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (OTzUX)

497 Nooses will be on clearance at Hate Crime Hoaxes "R" Us.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (LaNzR)

498 445 I just don't get the Trial of the Century feel of this thing. Its a bunch of meh subcrimes not even sure they are felonies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

Oh no, the Rittenhouse trial was serious business for all of us, this one is a farce. But it's hugely entertaining to watch a race hustler like Jussie get taken down in public.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (trdmm)

499 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (vuisn)

500
Justice for Juicy!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (Mzdiz)

501 I think I got a red light ticket on the way home from work (but at least I did not get rear ended). Ill be paying more to the state of Illinois than Jussie will, and he did get rear ended.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 09, 2021 06:27 PM (SAErm)

When they had them in Houston I got one and threw it away. They sent a follow up and I threw that one away too. I was making a stand that I'd probably lose but I got lucky and we voted the red light cameras away.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (VJ4aP)

502 Court said privilege belongs to Exec branch not individuals.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (HfuBa)

To which they give that to the President who represents them, and the records are ours and the President is the keeper, not the Congress or the courts...this is the whole "we have only one President at a time" argument that is almost too stupid to discuss.

This goes to the Supreme Court - does the executive branch have executive privilege in non-criminal information matters that Congress has not suggested it can get elsewhere or doesn't it? I don't really care - but the Dems sure as fuck will in about a year....

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (5iUNf)

503 Christmas comes this time each year

-The Beach Boys

I have just noticed how stupid this line is and now the song annoys me as much as that Paul McCartney Casio keyboard atrocity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM

--------------------------

In the Pantheon of truly annoying Christmas songs let us not overlook "Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart"

Posted by: Bigsmith at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (G/mW5)

504 Did Juicy ever get his sandwich?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (BPuaD)

505 >Latest dashcams have red light camera detection, totally recommend everybody gets a dashcam, or front/rear system if you can swing it.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 09, 2021 06:32 PM (wAnMi)

I've been on a kick watching dashcam compilations on YouTube, and it's just about convinced me to get one. Seems like the vast majority of crashes are because people aren't paying attention during lane changes and the next biggest reason is people intentionally driving like assholes or trying to Tokyo drift.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (cSs/W)

506 He's being released on a recognizance bond, according to Fox Chicago.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

507 I'd like to see him poking garbage on the side of the freeway so I could throw vegetables at him.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

THIS IS APPLE COUNTRY!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (ybIRR)

508 Federal court tonight has ruled against President Trumps claims of Exec privilege and grants the January 6th committee full access to all the WH records of Jan 6th. Court said privilege belongs to Exec branch not individuals.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (HfuBa)

Aren't most judges former lawyers? Specifically, lawyers that couldn't make a decent living chasing ambulances?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (hOUT3)

509 This is a sad, sad day.

Posted by: Bubba Wallace at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (Xrfse)

510
This reminds me of that song that goes only fools believe.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (li20V)

511 Robyn Roberts just chocked on her dentures.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (Edo3/)

512 Is anybody going to riot for that poof? Maybe as an excuse to get some free shoes and booze but nobody cares about his loosie joosie ass.

Posted by: f'd at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (Tnijr)

513 I'd like to place a looting order for tonight.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (gmo/4)

514 445 I just don't get the Trial of the Century feel of this thing. Its a bunch of meh subcrimes not even sure they are felonies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

Every bloody trial since OJ is "the Trial of the Century".

Posted by: Snake Spirit at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (CdZ4i)

515 Death by bunga-bunga.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Great minds think alike.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (arJlL)

516 Whatever happens with sentencing, I'm taking the win.

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (PwNLq)

517 So the new administration can release whatever they want on the previous. I think in the before times, the new president deferred to the wishes of the old. We will totally remember this when there is a republican president who will... respect the wishes of his predecessor because that is not who we are!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (EfigE)

518 I just don't get the Trial of the Century feel of this thing. Its a bunch of meh subcrimes not even sure they are felonies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

True, but I kinda like the Adam Carolla bit from the sidebar. Give them nothing. Defeat them on everything.

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (DMYhF)

519 I seriously doubt anyone is going to riot in December for this fruit.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (cSs/W)

520 Court is adjourned.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

521 So these riots...can anyone participate or are they segregated? I don't want to appropriate someone's culture.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (8ADZq)

522 Jizzy will admit his guilt and apologize at sentencing

on his knees, no doubt

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (us2H3)

523
wait....guilty? am I 'sposed to riot or not?

I mean, I feel like rioting, but it is awfully cold out...

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (DUIap)

524 Cellmate: You my new cell mate. You wanna be the husband or the wife?

Jussie: Um, the husband!

Cellmate: Aight. Now get over here and suck yo wife's dick.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (OssQ4)

525 Aren't sentences sometimes off on a future court date?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (2JoB8)

526
JUICY GALORE!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (s2VJv)

527 Punishment: Three years, all concurrently served. Out in one for "good behavior" and "felicitous glee".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (aXxgO)

528 I still think this was coppers vs. the machine.

So the machine threw the coppers a bone

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (AwPyG)

529 but the Dems sure as fuck will in about a year....

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (5iUNf)

Nah!
The "rules" will have been changed by then...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (hOUT3)

530 I go on jury duty standby for Queens starting Monday.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (b+v9B)

531 How its going: the other day sra blaster says "I am thinking when I am carrying I should have a round in the chamber."

She's not read up on the "conditions," but she and I both carry in Condition 3 - mag in, no round in the chamber.

She's talking about going to Condition 1. I am thinking she's right.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (mbFEM)

532 The damage his kind of crap does is worse than a single murder.

Same with the FBI running ops like Jan 6th fake "insurrection" and then all the dawn raids on "trespassers" (after barriers were removed, cops invited them in), but that FBI PsyOp /entrapment is really the same thing, only better coordinated from within, using the full power of brutal police, FBI assets ... lots og government planning.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2021 06:39 PM (Cus5s)

533 Biden pulls Kameltoe off the bus

so he can throw her under it

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:39 PM (us2H3)

534 Christmas comes this time each year

-The Beach Boys
I have just noticed how stupid this line is
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 05:58 PM

Yes, that stupid line has always made me say "well, duh. Thanks for the news, Captain Obvious."

But how about "Little Saint Nick?" Saint Nick is not little! He's fat! Everyone knows he's fat! Being fat is his thing!

Just because all those Hondas and GTO's and surfer girls were "little", Brian Sandbox makes St. Nick "little?" Dat's retardit, suh!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:39 PM (Bmy3R)

535 The looting will happen no matter what. It's Thursday in Chicago.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:39 PM (OssQ4)

536 Is that like DefCon 5?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 09, 2021 06:39 PM (vuisn)

537 Weird the jury concluded he'd lied to Baig and Murray but not Graves.

Posted by: bonhomme

He lied to a n officer named Mohammed, and to a female officer.

Problematic.

Graves must be a white guy.

Posted by: Miklos, austere bibulous jury scholar at December 09, 2021 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

538 Judge Sharkman at the sentencing:

"I sentence you to life . . . being known for going out for a Subway sandwich, the name of which is a euphemism on The Urban Dictionary for getting tag-teamed by two dudes and then smothered in their secret sauce."

*bang*

"Court is adjourned."

Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (v9K3l)

539 WTF was count 6?
---------------------------
Possession of a sub for illegal purposes.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (UHVv4)

540 He was going to show that jury how smart and special he was, and believed himself such a great actor that he could sell them any horseshit story and they would buy it.
Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM (DMYhF)

The great irony is that normal kid Kyle Rittenhouse, who's only defense was telling the truth, turned out to be one of the most composed and believable witnesses that has ever been called to testify.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (trdmm)

541 Unfortunately, he'll enjoy being someone's bitch.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (7X3UV)

542
Cellmate: Arright. Now get over here and suck yo wife's dick.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus

LOL!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (3l5Yq)

543 PSA: Only 15 more looting days until Christmas.

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (SH2Zi)

544 The Jury was full of Republicans. All 12 of them in Chicago. /sarc

A Democrat-run city since 1930.

Posted by: JM in Florida at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (I3SpP)

545 >>>535 The looting will happen no matter what. It's Thursday in Chicago.

Julie Kelly said "How would you even know the difference?"

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (0G13K)

546 In the Pantheon of truly annoying Christmas songs let us not overlook "Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart"
Posted by: Bigsmith at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (G/mW5)
---------

Or Dominic the Donkey.

Or. The absolute worst song ever, Christmas Shoes. *shudder*

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (wyw4S)

547 "Court said privilege belongs to Exec branch not individuals."

?????????

On January 6th the individual was president.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (OTzUX)

548 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (EfigE)

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (hOUT3)

549 399 Jussie who?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 09, 2021 06:26 PM (4thlk)

Lol. Idiot signed on to Kamala and Michelle's stupid plan, and he's going to prison for it. Honestly, the accusation that Vlad Putin had groomed the Celebrity Apprentice guy to run for president so he would be Vlad's puppet in the Oval Office is crazier than the Jussie "assault" allegation.

Posted by: Eric Schmidt at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (ulaXh)

550 The only excuse for eating at Subway is, you're in an airport terminal in the middle of the night and it's the only place open and you're starving. And even then, you only finish enough of it to satisfy the hunger.

Yes, I have been there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (Bmy3R)

551 No flaming skull?

Posted by: Skeptic at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (xJJtt)

552 Love the new headline, Ace. That's the truth right there.

He should get the punishment his attackers would have gotten, and then a bit more on top.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (OssQ4)

553 Jizzy's first mistake was using clothesline

no self respecting racist would use clothesline

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (us2H3)

554 Court is adjourned.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

I read that in a Flip Wilson voice.

Posted by: Miklos, the Devil made me do it at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

555 Is Subway giving away free subs in response to the verdict??

Posted by: dantesed at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (88xKn)

556 FiveThirtyEight
@FiveThirtyEight
As the pandemic progressed, and gun sales continued to climb alongside shootings, researchers have puzzled over the connection between these two intersecting trends. Was the surge in violent crime related to the uptick in guns sold last year?

-
We need reasonable crime control!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (FVME7)

557 wait....guilty? am I 'sposed to riot or not?

I mean, I feel like rioting, but it is awfully cold out...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (DUIap)
........

I did, however, forget to pick up that CocoLemon bath playset for my granddaughter today.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

558 All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.

Posted by: Spike Jones at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (AiZBA)

559 On January 6th the individual was president.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (OTzUX)

Let's not get started on 'oo was actually President on that date!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (hOUT3)

560 517 So the new administration can release whatever they want on the previous. I think in the before times, the new president deferred to the wishes of the old. We will totally remember this when there is a republican president who will... respect the wishes of his predecessor because that is not who we are!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (EfigE)

I think the current bunch doesn't expect their President to be around during the next ones term.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (trdmm)

561 >>>555 Is Subway giving away free subs in response to the verdict??

Five dollar footlongs are back in honor of the footlongs Juicy will be getting in prison

though I guess that's not the threat is is for most men

Posted by: ace at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (0G13K)

562 Let's hope CNN's Don LeMon is the next co-conspirator to get the boot.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (BPuaD)

563 Count 6 was aggravated battery, wearing a hood or mask to conceal identity

Posted by: Blago at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (PwNLq)

564
Supposed dyke Robin Roberts had a hoax of her own, I believe.

After receiving tons of attention for "coming out," her time in the limelight quickly faded. Later she announced she had cancer -- and made it seem like it was terminal.

Again Roberts was praised and held as a "hero."

Her "cancer" went away. Miracle, I guess.

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (li20V)

565 Kamala Harris doesn't like him either, because he's outlived his usefulness and she doesn't want the blowback.
Posted by: CppThis

Phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 06:42 PM (KAi1n)

566 Christmas at the Smollett's will be lit as fuck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (BFigT)

567 I think he did it for the butt secks

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (SGcEd)

568 557 wait....guilty? am I 'sposed to riot or not?

I mean, I feel like rioting, but it is awfully cold out...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (DUIap)
........

I did, however, forget to pick up that CocoLemon bath playset for my granddaughter today.
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
-----
I've had my eye on a new welding rig.

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (0IeYL)

569 Best Christmas song ever?

We Wish You a Merry Christmas - But only the Muppets version!

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (gmo/4)

570 Pesident Joe Bidem must immediatwly pardon Jesse Smolettes so that white suprmacy cannot reign supreme and terrorize Jisse Smootlet and take away his dignirude.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (QU5/8)

571 No flaming skull?
Posted by: Skeptic

Jussie suffices.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (OssQ4)

572 I don't generally care for Chappelle but that bit was hilarious.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:33 PM

I dunno..he was pretty good as Conspiracy Brother.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (rBtIz)

573 So when does the looting and rioting start?

Posted by: Earth Pig at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (eZpzP)

574 Best Christmas song ever?

O Holy Night.

Lou Christie's version in particular.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (Bmy3R)

575 I have never heard the song, " Christmas shoes". Maybe as we get closer to Christmas some folks can list their favorite Christmas song. That sounds like it would be a cheerful topic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (poMoX)

576 off I hate the way he sings, but I love the way he talks sock.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (AiZBA)

577 For the record, I thought this one would be a hung jury. I certainly didn't expect 5 of 6 guilty.

I figured the trial is in Chicago, so how do you get a jury that won't nullify?

So I am pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (5p7BC)

578 Jizzy will admit his guilt and apologize at sentencing

on his knees, no doubt
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:37 PM (us2H3)

In chambers.

Narrator: The offer was declined.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

579 Aren't most judges former lawyers? Specifically, lawyers that couldn't make a decent living chasing ambulances?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (hOUT3)

Yes, and these three particular Judges, and you can look them up, are probably not smart enough between the three to get your order right at a Taco Bell Drive Thru, I shitteth thee not. The whole "the privilege only endures while a President is in office" argument they write is instantly and demented refuted by their next argument that the President can't invoke it (no individual) but the executive branch in office can claim on the privilege - WTF? Its incoherent - the right is enduring or it's not.

The result will be the collapse of the Executive Branch - which is fine with me...but that includes - the FBI, the DOJ, the NSA, the CIA - all fucking branches that advise the President.

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (5iUNf)

580 Jussie and Jared ought to do a joint Subway commercial. Jimmy John's could pay for it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (FVME7)

581 Ha! Some courtroom reports say that Jussie stood rigidly, staring. I think he honestly thought he was going to get away with it, right up until now. Beautiful!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (trdmm)

582 Are gay black Chicagoans going to burn the bath house in protest?

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (wvcYF)

583 Y'all got nothin' on me.

Posted by: Hippopotamus for Christmas at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (Xrfse)

584 530 I go on jury duty standby for Queens starting Monday.
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 09, 2021 06:38 PM (b+v9B)

Are you actually in Jamaica? I used to live in Forest Hills.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (s2VJv)

585 Someone was asking in a previous thread about Goth Fonzie. Found this in my search of Twatter:

Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming
at_AceofSpadesHQ

see if you can follow this logic, Goth Fonzie: It's either a Rule that you can't attack a pol's kids, or it's Not a Rule at_nickgillespie

3:19 PM - Dec 23, 2015 - https://bit.ly/3DEtoCL

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (Do5/p)

586 I am all rioted out from POC Friday.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (L9P9s)

587 I have never heard the song, " Christmas shoes". Maybe as we get closer to Christmas some folks can list their favorite Christmas song. That sounds like it would be a cheerful topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Unless the shoes belong to a homeless bum with foot odor,

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (arJlL)

588 You guys forget that the judiciary can't tell the executive what to do, and vice-versa.

This is Mark Meadows, who is a decepticon, getting an excuse to try to hurt Trump

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (AwPyG)

589 Derp! More guns sold. More gun crimes! Straight line, people!

Defund the police? Lax prosecutors? I can't see how that would lead to more crimes. You need to explain that to me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:45 PM (EfigE)

590 you have to do your own wet work, kid

Posted by: OJ at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (us2H3)

591 Let me guess: You don't come here for the footlong meatball grinders.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (BPuaD)

592 Good. Broadcast is far and wide that hoaxers get punished. Do the same to "islamophobes pulled off my hijab" hoaxers. Publicly shame and or sue the "it looked like a noose" reporters who create an environment of fear.

BTW police caught the little bastards who made and passed around a threat to schools in my town. I want them to get a taste of juvenile detention.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (oqPJQ)

593 I have never heard the song, " Christmas shoes". Maybe as we get closer to Christmas some folks can list their favorite Christmas song. That sounds like it would be a cheerful topic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (poMoX)

Stop the Cavalry

https://youtu.be/O91kqMsigZs

Also good - Don't Be a Jerk

https://youtu.be/cmtDqrnOPeA

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (SH2Zi)

594 For terrible Christmas songs:
1. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
2. Anything by Mariah Carey
3. That Wham song
4. The British one for Ethiopia. "Do they know it's Christmas?" Given that it was a country that was mostly Muslim, with some atheist Communists thrown into the mix, might not have really mattered. But lecture on, Lefties!

Posted by: Wally at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (DMYhF)

595 Gee, you know the first thing "researchers" would obviously do - they'd try to document what portion of violent crime involved unlawful use of firearms by their lawful owners. Wow, what an insight.

Oh. That's right, they'd find a vanishingly small % of violent crimes committed by lawful gun owners. The two Venn diagram circles (lawful gun owners, and criminals using firearms in a crime) would barely touch.

Then, you see, the "researchers" would have a clue. Or maybe not. Gee, I wonder if the "researchers" might explore a link between mass state-endorsed racist lawlessness, kneecapping of police, and the increased violent crime rate.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (OTzUX)

596 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro

Mary is SO RIGHT!!!

Jessie is such a nice young man just like his grandfather Floyd Smoot, who worked on that adorable little train!

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

597 Are gay black Chicagoans going to burn the bath house in protest?
Posted by: Phuk Ho Le

Oh, there are items that are burning, but it 'taint the bath house.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (mD/uy)

598 Best Christmas song ever?

O Holy Night.

Agreed.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (sG4Hj)

599 Or Dominic the Donkey.

Or. The absolute worst song ever, Christmas Shoes. *shudder*
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM

Do They Know It's Christmas.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (rBtIz)

600 597 'taint the bath house.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:46 PM (mD/uy)

ISWYDT

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (s2VJv)

601 (yes I know it's SOP to stipulate almost all key false premises of the vandals, racists, and totalitarians afflicting the world, instead of rejecting them - which is the actual and only way to eliminate the grave threat they pose)

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:35 PM (OTzUX)

I beg to differ. There are hate crimes. We take into account mindset in the law. Like homicides. You can mean to kill someone, REALLY mean to kill someone, and accidentally kill someone. The person is dead all the same, but those are 3 different crimes.

Terrorism has a different definition under the law than the underlying action. If you plant a bomb to destroy something, that is one thing. If you plant a bomb with intent to intimidate, coerce, or ransom - that's terrorism. Which is a different crime.

We absolutely recognize these differences in intent under the law, and we should. And Jussie's hate crime hoax should be dealt with as a different crime than just "false statement to a policeman." Because his intent was to cause a bigger thing - to create unrest, and to smear white people and MAGA and all that.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (mbFEM)

602 Jussie will come out as a lesbian white woman.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (EfigE)

603 Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2

22m
So in 2025, Republicans must create numerous "select"committees to investigate everything dating back at least 15 years and when past presidents invoke privilege, the Republican present will object.

DC District and Circuit just set new constitutional ground rules.

Game on.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (NpAcC)

604 Piggy Pudding?

- Miss Piggy

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (gmo/4)

605 @579

The old law school saw is: "the A students make the professors, the B students make the judges, and the C students make the money"

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (AwPyG)

606 I've had my eye on a new welding rig.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (0IeYL)
----------

At first glance I thought you said new wedding ring and I was about to call Mrs. Weasel.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)

607 Best Christmas song ever?

O Holy Night.

"Hava Nagila"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (s2VJv)

608
Wrong.

best is God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (li20V)

609 Just saw that Jussie is going to appeal the verdict (of course!) and sentencing may not happen for 2 or 3 months. whatever, what happened today was the good part.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (trdmm)

610 have never heard the song, " Christmas shoes". Maybe as we get closer to Christmas some folks can list their favorite Christmas song. That sounds like it would be a cheerful topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (poMoX)

With links to the mentioned songs so we can all listen.

Posted by: Beartooth at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (aghXp)

611 Earth Pig: "So when does the looting and rioting start?"

As noted previously, it's Chicago. It's continuous. There's no real start and end; it's a Mobius Strip of conflict.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (aXxgO)

612 In the end it was a failure of the willing suspension of disbelief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (FVME7)

613 Clyde, Ace retains ownership of all jokes produced by morons, according to the TOS. So technically Ace came up with Goth Fonzie.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (OssQ4)

614 I think jucy's biggest problem is he didn't have anything useful on anyone else. So all the people that fed his ego and used him can just walk away now.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (a1pQd)

615 Amy Grant's first Christmas album. The later ones are good too, but the first one is special.

Yeah, I just outed myself. Always liked Amy Grant.

Do not revoke my metal card. I'll play Rust in Peace right now to atone.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (Bmy3R)

616 With the recent elections in VA, NJ, with the Rittenhouse verdict, and with the popularity of "LGB", I figured it would go this way. People are waking up.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:25 PM (OssQ4)

I suppose it comes from being locked behind enemy lines here in MA, but I don't see it. The people around here as as much TDS-addled bitter enders as Goebbels in the Reich Chancellery in 1945.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM (2JVJo)

617 I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f**k you.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (l7udz)

618 The British one for Ethiopia. "Do they know it's Christmas?" Given that it was a country that was mostly Muslim, with some atheist Communists thrown into the mix, might not have really mattered. But lecture on, Lefties!
Posted by: Wally

This is at the top of my list for bs virtue signaling as well - for the same reasons.

And besides, the woke hate Christmas and what it celebrates.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (mD/uy)

619 At first glance I thought you said new wedding ring and I was about to call Mrs. Weasel.

Heh. That's how I read it as well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (Xrfse)

620 Best Christmas song ever?

O Holy Night.

"Hava Nagila"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Harvey and Sheila

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (arJlL)

621 Headline:

"Gay Man Attempts To Start Race War; Sentenced To 5 Years' Gay Prison Sex."

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (v9K3l)

622 having a BBC
-----------------------
Big Black Convertible

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (UHVv4)

623 Juicy's Christmas package:

Lubriderm
2 Condoms
A small "Elf on a Shelf" figurine
A medium bag of sand
2 soaps on a rope (both with broken ropes)
A VHS of "Deliverance"
A Betamax
A large container of shit
Several large civil suits

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (BFigT)

624 Subway would be a lot better if they would refrigerate the mayo overnight.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

625 "Hava Nagila"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (s2VJv)

I'll have two Nagilas. They're free!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (Bmy3R)

626 Clyde, Ace retains ownership of all jokes produced by morons, according to the TOS. So technically Ace came up with Goth Fonzie.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:48 PM

Yep, that's why I posted it. I saw he commented that he came up with it. So I did the search on Twitter thinking he probably used it there at some point. Sure enough...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (Do5/p)

627 Someone was asking in a previous thread about Goth Fonzie. Found this in my search of Twatter:

Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming
at_AceofSpadesHQ

So the Horde was right - it wasn't ace! It was whoever this Ursus character is.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (mbFEM)

628 Fen, if you've really never heard Christmas Shoes count yourself blessed.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (wyw4S)

629 Predicted sentencing
Community service as a Judge on Americas Got Talent and on weekends as a docent at the Obama Presidential Library.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (w6HA3)

630 I don't think the Trump/MAGA angle was a bonus, I think it was the raison d'�tre for the whole thing. Victimization prestige was the bonus and made it irresistible.

Posted by: SamIam at December 09, 2021 06:49 PM (oasF3)

631 Always liked Amy Grant.

Same here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (Xrfse)

632
Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2

22m
So in 2025, Republicans must create numerous "select"committees to investigate everything dating back at least 15 years and when past presidents invoke privilege, the Republican present will object.

Did she mean to say 2023??

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (li20V)

633 547. Andrew McCarthy who is a dumb as rocks lawyer telling Bret Baer that this ruling now blows up Mark Meadows refusal to appear in front of the Jan 6th committee. He says that court is convinced the committee is not overly partisan and has legislative interest in this information. This the longest I have listened to Fox in a year and I regret the time wasted on it. I was trying to find the Smollett verdict.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (HfuBa)

634 620 Best Christmas song ever?

The soundtrack to "Die Hard", of course.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

635 favorite Christmas song. That sounds like it would be a cheerful topic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cToLtWJdAyY

Christmas in jail, 1956

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (rljmB)

636 "Hava Nagila"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Now is for dancings!

Posted by: Party Loyalist Miklos at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (QzkSJ)

637 606 I've had my eye on a new welding rig.
Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2021 06:43 PM (0IeYL)
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At first glance I thought you said new wedding ring and I was about to call Mrs. Weasel.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (wyw4S)
----
No way I'd trade WW for a new welding rig! Sure as hell not one one of the little portable ones!

Posted by: Weasel at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (0IeYL)

638 "hate crimes" are generally fake "thought crimes", but the Jessy case was also a grander "inciting to riot" along with other grand conspiracy to overthrow equal justice, and promote the color revolution.

IF that was shown to be coordinated with other anti-American activities, perhaps backed by foreign governments or insider seditious "DeepState" actors ... treason/sedition also come in to play.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2021 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

639 I suddenly feel like wassailing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:51 PM (yQpMk)

640 I have a feeling Kaepernick and Smollett will be doing some sort of collaboration together. Maybe shoes or a Netflix series.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:51 PM (NpAcC)

641 Good that he was convicted. After he does his community service he'll be signed to many, many tv movie roles. I'm guessing one of the first will be with Hallmark. A Christmas Gay Prison drama.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 09, 2021 06:51 PM (2NHgQ)

642 Always liked Amy Grant.

Same here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM

#metoo

Posted by: Vince Gill at December 09, 2021 06:51 PM (DUIap)

643 IF that was shown to be coordinated with other anti-American activities, perhaps backed by foreign governments or insider seditious "DeepState" actors ... treason/sedition also come in to play.
Posted by: illiniwek

I like the way you think.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (OssQ4)

644 He is perfect for the new host of the Academy Awards.

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (w6HA3)

645 Oh, and Ace, I heard Christmas Wrapping in the wild today, so it's okay to post it now.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (wyw4S)

646 I'm surprised the found him guilty and not a hung jury.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (mpXpK)

647 For those wondering if Jussie will have to pay reparations for the manhours wasted, the CPD hit Jussie with a $130k bill several months ago. According to an undated ABC7 report,

Jussie Smollett 'will not be intimidated into paying' $130,000 to Chicago: Lawyer

Since he's been refusing to pay (I assume) and is now guilty, he's gonna have to cough up the dough sooner or later. Or file for bankruptcy?

Oh well, he can always make do blowing johns under the El.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (F0YaR)

648 Good King Wenceslas

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

649 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ShG1G7ecJY.

Bebop Santa Claus

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko gender fluid at December 09, 2021 06:52 PM (rljmB)

650 Huh. Anyone have 'This is the REAL hate crime!' in the pool yet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (tPC7s)

651 @644

don't laugh, I think I read that Alec Baldwin is going to host some awards show in NY

Yikes.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (AwPyG)

652 Jussie Smollett 'will not be intimidated into paying' $130,000 to Chicago: Lawyer

Since he's been refusing to pay (I assume) and is now guilty, he's gonna have to cough up the dough sooner or later. Or file for bankruptcy?

Oh well, he can always make do blowing johns under the El.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Wanna make $12 the hard way?

Posted by: Ne Item at Prison Commissary at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)

653 I thought he said gelding wig.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

654 Good King Wenceslas' car backed out, on a piece of Steven.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (Bmy3R)

655 "Gay Man Attempts To Start Race War; Sentenced To 5 Years' Gay Prison Sex." Hmmmm. Posted by: Sharkman

Brer Rabbit would like a word with you Sharkman.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (9hXN1)

656 Is it safe to wear MAGA hats in Chicago now?

Posted by: jeff at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (nf4HY)

657 Oh well, he can always make do blowing johns under the El.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Who gave you the $.25?

*All together now - *

EVERYBODY!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (mD/uy)

658 I wonder if Jessie's Cell Mate will be a former Cop in the slammer for murder?

Also, a word of advice to Jussie, stick with the paper blankets, trust us on this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (3t7O9)

659 I have a wassail bowl around here somewhere.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 06:53 PM (yQpMk)

660 GOP need to investigate Kim Foxx and Mike Obama on the Jizzy stuff

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (us2H3)

661 Biden's pick to head up the DOJ's Civil Rights division played a big role pushing the Juicy hoax.

https://bit.ly/3rU139k

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (sG4Hj)

662 I was trying to find the Smollett verdict.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (HfuBa)
**********
It was prior to that segment.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (NpAcC)

663 I thought he said gelding wig.
Posted by: wth

Ben Had to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (mD/uy)

664 Best Christmas song ever?

O Come All Ye Faithful/Adeste Fideles, from the Jim Nabors Christmas Album.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (lNHqD)

665 Game on.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (NpAcC)

Depends on whether the next Republican President is smart enough or strong willed enough to purge the entire executive branch of leftists - that not being the case is what the DC court is counting on in this retarded decision - because otherwise the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the DOJ, the EPA, the NEA, etc will all invoke some retarded 'classification' or 'ongoing' litigation' issue that prohibits release - the Punchy fuckups in those alphabets soup organizations have no such problems releasing Trump advisory notes now, but they will when its Obama or Punchy and a Republican congress is demanding them...

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (5iUNf)

666 One could make a case for a pretty strong sentence for lying about a hate crime but that elevates "hate" crimes to a level that is not justified. All he's really guilty of is general dumbassery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

667 Did she mean to say 2023??
Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (li20V)

EXTREMELY unlikely to be a Republican President in 2023.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (mbFEM)

668 Christmas in Hollis.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (xPJvm)

669 I thought he said gelding wig.
Posted by: wth

made of fire-resistant fiberglass lace

Posted by: Safety First Miklos at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

670 I have never heard the song, " Christmas shoes". Maybe as we get closer to Christmas some folks can list their favorite Christmas song. That sounds like it would be a cheerful topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2021 06:44 PM (poMoX)

"Edelweiss" is not, strictly speaking, a Christmas song. I consider it one because of the mention of snow in the lyrics. Here is a lovely version by the Innocence Mission:

https://tinyurl.com/3ayzak7j

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (2JVJo)

671 2. Anything by Mariah Carey
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I didn't know until yesterday that she has Christmas albums that sell like hot cakes. I absolutely can't stand her voice.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

672 636 "Hava Nagila"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Now is for dancings!
Posted by: Party Loyalist Miklos at December 09, 2021 06:50 PM (QzkSJ)

Many a bar mitzvah and wedding of my youth did the band play a csardas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (s2VJv)

673 Fully vindicated. Trial proves Smollett victim of hate crime.

Posted by: NY Times CNN MSNBC etc etc at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (9X60i)

674 Kim Foxx is another Soros prosecutor who sounds like she has a made-up name.

Remember we were talking about that, the other day? Lori Lightfoot, is another.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (AwPyG)

675 666 One could make a case for a pretty strong sentence for lying about a hate crime but that elevates "hate" crimes to a level that is not justified. All he's really guilty of is general dumbassery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

That let's him off too light. He wasn't just being a dumbass, he was actively promoting evil.

Trying not to draw an inference to the comment number.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (mbFEM)

676 Time's Athlete of the Year isn't even an also ran. She didn't run at all.

Simone Biles Named Athlete Of The Year By TIME Magazine Despite Pulling Out Of Multiple Events At Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:56 PM (FVME7)

677 Mannheim Steamroller's Stille Nacht is powerful. Makes me a little misty when I hear it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 09, 2021 06:56 PM (xPJvm)

678 674 Kim Foxx is another Soros prosecutor who sounds like she has a made-up name.

Remember we were talking about that, the other day? Lori Lightfoot, is another.
Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (AwPyG)

"I know, right?"

- - LoPecia Pressley

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:56 PM (s2VJv)

679 Reenactment of the Smollet attack : https://tinyurl.com/y69fycgv

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 09, 2021 06:56 PM (n5etA)

680 >>>I'm guessing one of the first will be with Hallmark. A Christmas Gay Prison drama.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
---------

Juicy tosses the salad.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 06:56 PM (XathI)

681 DC District and Circuit just set new constitutional ground rules.
Game on.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (NpAcC)

That's not who WE are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 06:57 PM (hOUT3)

682 how bout dat.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 06:57 PM (S54X2)

683 I'm guessing one of the first will be with Hallmark. A Christmas Gay Prison drama.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

I'm afraid to ask - what role will Judith Light play?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:57 PM (mD/uy)

684
I HATE the term hate crime. The motive is irrelevant. Except to leftists where the motive is worse or made to be worse than the actual crime.

It's control of the language and used to repress political opponents. Pure and simple as that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:57 PM (s2VJv)

685 JJ, yes, I am, South Jamaica. I can see JFK's control tower from my back deck. Forest Hills, very nice area, I have had the pleasure of changing trains there.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (b+v9B)

686 No, blaster. As I said, there are already "aggravating circumstance" elements or add-ons for real crimes. That fully accommodates the (still dubious) desire to ladle on moral opprobium in a criminal proceeding.

HATING is not a crime nor can it be under any serious justice system. When the federal "hate crimes" nonsense first happened, in the 90s, a friend was the chief lobbyist for a very big civil rights organization. Even he was appalled beyond words at this idiotic trivialization and hijacking of the legal system to weaponize ostentatious moral preening.

State of mind goes towards guilt for a crime. Hate can reasonably part of assessing state of mind, but hate is not a crime, period.

But just as with "diversity" and "inclusion", it's a lost cause. The idiotic poison has suffused the system and few even have any markers or guidelines to ID it any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

687 I'm afraid to ask - what role will Judith Light play?

Posted by: Tonypete

Chaplain.

Posted by: whig at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (9hXN1)

688 I hope the little asshoe panics and goes on the run . Smollett sightings flooding switchboards, breathless talking heads being dispatched to Bumfuck USA to report on those sightings. And then, "well, looks like the alligators ate him. That's a wrap."

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (lz5hY)

689 Kim Foxx is another Soros prosecutor who sounds like she has a made-up name.

-
False advertising at best. Kim Hefty Bag maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (FVME7)

690 Christmas in Hollis.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (xPJvm)

Where Hollis Wood? Norse? Souse?

Posted by: Japanese Submarine Commander at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (gmo/4)

691 One of my favorite Christmas Carols, sung by an angel

https://youtu.be/yxDZjg_Igoc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

692
I'm afraid to ask - what role will Judith Light play?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2021 06:57 PM (mD/uy)

Brian Dennehy as Soledad O'Prison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (s2VJv)

693 . All he's really guilty of is general dumbassery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
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No
Doing what he did has caused people to be hanged.
He's a felon and should do hard time.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (XathI)

694 660 GOP need to investigate Kim Foxx and Mike Obama on the Jizzy stuff
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (us2H3)

There's already been a full investigation done on Kim Foxx:
https://tinyurl.com/3ukjysez

to summarize: Yeah, she grossly abused her discretion in this case, and she lied about recusing herself, and she interfered constantly until a Special Prosecutor was hired to take it away from her - BUT she's not gonna face any consequences because We Don't Do That to Prosecutors in Illinois. (really not anywhere, and that's a big fail in our system right now)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (trdmm)

695 "553 Jizzy's first mistake was using clothesline

no self respecting racist would use clothesline
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2021 06:41 PM (us2H3)"

Generally speaking, most urbanites under a certain age have never actually seen real rope of any type in person

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (HIzXx)

696 " put your wig hat on, babay, cause we goin out tonight"

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (S54X2)

697 684 I HATE the term hate crime. The motive is irrelevant. Except to leftists where the motive is worse or made to be worse than the actual crime.

It's control of the language and used to repress political opponents. Pure and simple as that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 06:57 PM (s2VJv)

JJ I will point you to my comment at 601. That being said, you aren't wrong that people use it that way.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (mbFEM)

698 That let's him off too light. He wasn't just being a dumbass, he was actively promoting evil.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:55 PM (mbFEM)

He was trying make white people, especially Trump supporters, out to be racists. That is serious. I agree that saying it was simply something an idiot would do is only abetting what he did.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (EpDzw)

699 690
Where Hollis Wood? Norse? Souse?
Posted by: Japanese Submarine Commander at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (gmo/4)

"Horry-WOOOOOOD!!!!"

"1941" I alternately is hilarious or stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (s2VJv)

700 >One could make a case for a pretty strong sentence for lying about a hate crime but that elevates "hate" crimes to a level that is not justified. All he's really guilty of is general dumbassery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 06:54 PM (KZzsI)

If theory that "hate crime" deserves extra punishment because it's out to foment a wider level of fear among a certain targeted group, then certainly hoaxing a hate crime is exactly the same thing and deserves the same stiff punishment. But we all know it's not meant to work that way.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (cSs/W)

701 676 Time's Athlete of the Year isn't even an also ran. She didn't run at all.

Simone Biles Named Athlete Of The Year By TIME Magazine Despite Pulling Out Of Multiple Events At Olympics

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 09, 2021 06:56 PM (FVME7)

-------------

Still, at least she is an incredibly talented gymnast. I'd rather see her get "Athlete of the Year" than some 65-IQ gorilla who chases a ball with a bunch of other 65-IQ gorillas, or some cock-tucker who set a bunch of "girls" sports records, or some militant dyke whose only accomplishment is to hate Trump more than the others on her team do. Good for Biles.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (lNHqD)

702 That let's him off too light. He wasn't just being a dumbass, he was actively promoting evil.

Trying not to draw an inference to the comment number.
Posted by: blaster

It's a tough thing to prove "the struggle" with these things, because there's no membership. Every college professor who hung a noose in their own office to prove racism did it for The Struggle, too, but how do you prove that in court?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (OssQ4)

703 Time Magazine is actually performing a valuable service, nowadays. Anyone they promote is connected to the cabal

People Magazine, too.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (AwPyG)

704 "well, looks like the alligators ate him. That's a wrap."

Posted by: bill in arkansas,
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Excellent

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (XathI)

705 I complained I had no Christmas shoes then I met a man without a footlong.

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (UHVv4)

706 Many a bar mitzvah and wedding of my youth did the band play a csardas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I took a 19th century dance class in vienna (wien) one ball season and we learned csardas.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (KAi1n)

707 "On January 6th the individual was president.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:40 PM (OTzUX)"

See there is your problem, you got some logic stuck in your moobat-induced incredulity.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (HIzXx)

708 FWIW which is nothing I Sinead O'Connor does a lovely version of Silent Night.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (eGTCV)

709 My favorite Christmas song is O Come, O Come Emmanuel. Mannheim Steamroller version is lovely

Posted by: Tuna at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (gLRfa)

710 Good for Biles.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (lNHqD)

Not when you don't compete.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (EpDzw)

711 Juicy and Jugears.

https://bit.ly/3EL19ns

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (sG4Hj)

712 697 Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (mbFEM)

I see your point. Yes, the degree and passion and/or insanity that crime is committed is relevant in your context.

This crap is something different.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (s2VJv)

713 put your wig hat on, babay, cause we goin out tonight

Okay!!!

Posted by: Tater Seltzer at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (Xrfse)

714 >DC District and Circuit just set new constitutional ground rules.
Game on.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 06:47 PM (NpAcC)

LOL, it's not "game on".

1) this is a special rule to use against Bad Orange Man only 2) the GOP could never stoop to actually using the effective tactics that the Dems do, that's crazy talk

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2021 07:02 PM (cSs/W)

715 I don't think he was charged with a hate crime, just for disorderly conduct. (usually a broad category that includes filing a false police report.)

I think, anyway

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 07:02 PM (AwPyG)

716 Loreena McKennit
Bleak Midwinter

https://youtu.be/jwStDK2_qpw

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

717 Every Christmas song, and video, by Walk Off The Earth is the best. All of them.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 07:02 PM (OssQ4)

718 696 " put your wig hat on, babay, cause we goin out tonight"
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (S54X2)

Don't forget them high heel sneakers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 07:02 PM (hOUT3)

719 Wait - did someone above say Ethiopia was mostly Muslim?

Umm, mein Fuhrer.

They were Christian when what is now the UK was pagan or something. As with other orthodox flavors, feast days and calendar differ from the (much younger, much later) western European Christianity we all know.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (OTzUX)

720 State of mind goes towards guilt for a crime. Hate can reasonably part of assessing state of mind, but hate is not a crime, period.

But just as with "diversity" and "inclusion", it's a lost cause. The idiotic poison has suffused the system and few even have any markers or guidelines to ID it any more.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 06:58 PM (OTzUX)

I think this simply ignores literally thousands of years of law all the way back to the Old Testament. It exists. Explain why we have involuntary manslaughter and murder - they are literally two different crimes. But in both, someone is dead.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (mbFEM)

721 Juicy and Jugears.

https://bit.ly/3EL19ns

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 07:01 PM (sG4Hj)

If I had a son, he'd be a racecrime hoaxing fruity pie.

Posted by: Bronco at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (SH2Zi)

722 "He was trying make white people, especially Trump supporters, out to be racists. That is serious. I agree that saying it was simply something an idiot would do is only abetting what he did.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (EpDzw)"

Let's not forget the "anti-lynching" law that Harris - who this asshat was campaigning for/with - was helping pimp at the time that was lined up in preparation for this. This wasn't some generic PR scheme, a lot of people were involved and specific legislation was ready to go.

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (HIzXx)

723 In the Pantheon of truly annoying Christmas songs let us not overlook "Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart"
Posted by: Bigsmith

I'll nominate Feliz Navidad for bottom spot

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (5G5QC)

724 I really like Bruce Cockburn's Christmas album.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (eGTCV)

725 I run my Wife's OnlyFans and it's made me more depressed than ever

Have you considered not aiding your wife in being a whore?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

726 FNM spin just now "actor found guilty in Chicago on charges alleging he faked a homophobic attack"

I'll wager that is the common spin. FNM will not mention Jussie's name, race, or the fact that he claimed the attack was driven by racism.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 09, 2021 07:04 PM (3cGpq)

727 Regardless of the prison time (likely none), I hope that there is some esoteric Illinois criminal statute that applies to this type of offense that forces Jussie to pay restitution.

I'd love for the city of Chicago to give Jussie the bill for all of the officer time / resources that went into investigating the offense. Pauperize him.

Posted by: Revenant at December 09, 2021 07:04 PM (1JtC2)

728 Has Kim Foxx indicted the jurors and the judge for lynching a black man yet?

Has Pritzker pardoned Juicy and named a state building after him yet?

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

729 I really like Bruce Cockburn's Christmas album.

Never knew he did one, I like him usually. Even his loony "maybe the Sandanistas are good people but peace and love" album

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

730 Mark Meadows is another pence, and the dems are doing kabuki theater to make it appear that Meadows is "reluctantly" dishing dirt on Trump.

The ruling is dumb, of course. But the point is to give "principled" Meadows an excuse to break executive privilege.

He was going to do it before, and Trump objected. So the bad guys all huddled together to have meadows "sue" the 1/6 committee, and get the cover of a "court ruling"

but like I said, the judiciary can't tell the executive what to do--they are equal in power

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (AwPyG)

731 Brian Williams is done with MSLSD.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (LtGlA)

732 Time's Athlete of the Year isn't even an also ran. She didn't run at all.

Simone Biles Named Athlete Of The Year By TIME Magazine Despite Pulling Out Of Multiple Events At Olympics

Hold it- since when does Time do an Athlete of the Year? How would they know, and was Colin Kaepernick the first winner?

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (z36Kd)

733 Police nabbed my dog!

Posted by: Zombie Jose Feliciano at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (Xrfse)

734 Christopher R Taylor: "All he's really guilty of is general dumbassery."

What he did was much, much worse than that. He was ginning up hatred, conflict, malicious political activism, and race-driven violence.

No, he perpetrated serious crimes given context, and with crime, context always matters.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

735 I think people were calling him Libertarian Fonzie before Goth Fonzie.

Either way... SIT ON IT

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (vuisn)

736 GOP need to investigate Kim Foxx and Mike Obama on the Jizzy stuff
Posted by: REDACTED

Investigate Big Mike Obama?

She has a dick. - stuff that the late Joan Rivers said, that might have gotten her killed.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (tjZg/)

737 actor found guilty in Chicago on charges alleging he faked a homophobic attack"

LOL um its not an allegation after the court case finds him guilty. He was just found guilty for faking a hate crime, period, full stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

738 " put your wig hat on, babay, cause we goin out tonight"
Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 06:59 PM (S54X2)

Well, you mght need a wig hat, if you have a bald head:

https://tinyurl.com/2b3b2c8a

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (P3gRi)

739 I'm pleasantly surprised. Now we'll see what happens with sentencing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (II3Gr)

740 I run my Wife's OnlyFans and it's made me more depressed than ever

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (QRxJM)

Is that French?

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (SH2Zi)

741 don't laugh, I think I read that Alec Baldwin is going to host some awards show in NY
---------------------
The Shooties!

Posted by: andycanuck (UHVv4) at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (UHVv4)

742 I think we have to differentiate between bad Christmas songs and overplayed ones.

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (AwPyG)

743 I complained I had no Christmas shoes then I met a man without a footlong.

Cries out for a Paolo joke.

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (ZsR3z)

744 A new fun Christmas CD-Flash Cadillac. Features a Moron.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (S54X2)

745 I'll nominate Feliz Navidad for bottom spot
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Walk Off The Earth wants to change your mind.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gr2MLUfuWlQ

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (OssQ4)

746 I would not be surprised to learn some poor white person was murdered because of this hoax

Posted by: steevy at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (CYnTg)

747 Let's not forget the "anti-lynching" law that Harris - who this asshat was campaigning for/with - was helping pimp at the time that was lined up in preparation for this. This wasn't some generic PR scheme, a lot of people were involved and specific legislation was ready to go.

Posted by: somedood

And, Kamala's Presidential campaign? (not sure of the timing)

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2021 07:08 PM (0hbQ6)

748 Seems like the vast majority of crashes are because people aren't paying attention during lane changes and the next biggest reason is people intentionally driving like assholes or trying to Tokyo drift.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2021 06:36 PM (cSs/W)

You forgot "driving while Russian"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2021 07:08 PM (ZMraq)

749 LOL um its not an allegation after the court case finds him guilty. He was just found guilty for faking a hate crime, period, full stop.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

Okay, here will be the spin:

World famous actor Jussie Smollett who is well known for his gay activism was found guilty on a technicality of false statements regarding the racist and homophobic attack on him three years ago during the Trump administration.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:08 PM (mbFEM)

750 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2021 07:08 PM (6RgRK)

751 The phrase that Juicy will hear a lot of in the can:

"Do you know how to toss salad, Juicy?"

Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at December 09, 2021 07:08 PM (mLNyo)

752 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (QRxJM)

They aren't going to last.

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (EpDzw)

753 I took a 19th century dance class in vienna (wien) one ball season and we learned csardas.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 09, 2021 07:00 PM (KAi1n)

I hate you.

I have always wanted to go to the Vienna Opera Ball and waltz with a grand duchess.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (2JVJo)

754 This wasn't some generic PR scheme, a lot of people were involved and specific legislation was ready to go.

Yeah this was supposed to get a big bill passed, and put Kamala on the map as a major player. And with Michelle Obama boosting it, you can see which side of the WH power struggle she's on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

755 > In the Pantheon of truly annoying Christmas songs let us not overlook "Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart"

Infuriating fact, that awful song has many cover versions.

Ariana Grande, Meghan Trainor, Hillary Duff, and many many others have put their own spin on that piece of crap.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (sG4Hj)

756 Supplychainmeggedon is starting to bear fruit. I bought 4 Halloween shirts for $1 a pop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (LtGlA)

757 564
Supposed dyke Robin Roberts had a hoax of her own, I believe.

After receiving tons of attention for "coming out," her time in the limelight quickly faded. Later she announced she had cancer -- and made it seem like it was terminal.

Again Roberts was praised and held as a "hero."

Her "cancer" went away. Miracle, I guess.
Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer

She's due to come out again as a lesbian. She seems to do that every 12 years or so.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2021 07:10 PM (sAmhv)

758 Couple the fact he lied to the jury and his behavior on the stand, which was arrogant at best, I wouldn't be surprised he gets a year in the Chicago Jail system.

Posted by: Stellastwocents at December 09, 2021 07:10 PM (cRbt7)

759 756 Supplychainmeggedon is starting to bear fruit. I bought 4 Halloween shirts for $1 a pop.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (LtGlA)

At least you will have clothes to wear while ravaging in the wastelands.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:10 PM (mbFEM)

760 I took a 19th century dance class in vienna (wien) one ball season and we learned csardas.
Posted by: SFGoth

I attended a conference in Vienna a few years ago. The wrap up dinner was in the Vienna city hall, which looks NOTHING like any city hall in the states. The entertainment was teaching us how to do the Viennese Waltz (which I already knew, but damn was that fun).

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (ZsR3z)

761 743 I complained I had no Christmas shoes then I met a man without a footlong.

Cries out for a Paolo joke.
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM (ZsR3z)

I complained that I had no codpiece and then I met Brian Stelter!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (trdmm)

762 but like I said, the judiciary can't tell the executive what to do--they are equal in power
Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 07:05 PM (AwPyG)

Quel naïf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Lie back and think of the sweet graft! ~ at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (hOUT3)

763 Many a bar mitzvah and wedding of my youth did the band play a csardas.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I took a 19th century dance class in vienna (wien) one ball season and we learned csardas.
Posted by: SFGoth

*distributes rounds of hazipalinka*

Posted by: Miklos a Vendégváró at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (QzkSJ)

764 He's black and admits to being gay. He should love prison.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (LtGlA)

765 Sometimes I like Mary"s Boy Child by Bony M, Sometimes I hate it

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (eGTCV)

766 The Biden/Kamala sideshow at Bob Dole's viewing is junior high school. The most powerful country in the world is being run by 8th grade girls. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Posted by: Goliad's Ghosts at December 09, 2021 07:12 PM (oWBc3)

767 He's black and admits to being gay. He should love prison.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (LtGlA)

Meet your new cellmate. *In walks Ed Buck*

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 07:12 PM (SH2Zi)

768 Barbara Streisand has the dubious honor of making the worst version of Jingle Bells ever made.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 07:12 PM (OssQ4)

769 Emmie, Thank You and Mr. Bassman so much for that CD. It puts a smile on my day every time I listen to it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 07:12 PM (S54X2)

770 Sometimes I like Mary"s Boy Child by Bony M, Sometimes I hate it

Same.

Coventry Carol
Robert Shaw chorale

https://youtu.be/ojTtfocIbVU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:13 PM (KZzsI)

771 Do Kim Foxx and Kumalalot next ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 09, 2021 07:13 PM (7moj5)

772 The entertainment was teaching us how to do the Viennese Waltz (which I already knew, but damn was that fun).
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (ZsR3z

The Horde -- a bunch of Renaissance men and women.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2021 07:13 PM (6RgRK)

773 I have always wanted to go to the Vienna Opera Ball and waltz with a grand duchess.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect

Don't know about grand, but I know one who's an XXL

Posted by: Count Miklos von und zu Miklostein at December 09, 2021 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)

774 I have always wanted to go to the Vienna Opera Ball and waltz with a grand duchess.

Well if you gotta dream, aim high

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2021 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

775 @766

I sure hope we find out why Kamala became radioactive.

Everybody seems to know except us

Posted by: artemis at December 09, 2021 07:14 PM (AwPyG)

776 Tears of Unfathomable Sadness.

https://tinyurl.com/5n885ryn

Posted by: flounder at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (SH2Zi)

777 I complained that I had no codpiece and then I met Brian Stelter!

Vienna sausage, anyone?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (DMQdU)

778 Investigate Big Mike Obama?

She has a dick. - stuff that the late Joan Rivers said, that might have gotten her killed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.....lost in a lost world at December 09, 2021 07:06 PM (tjZg/)

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (XathI)

779 Bound to be willard?

A video webwork from years past. (all of 40 sec)
http://bit.ly/terrible-christmas-song

Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho ho and a mug of nog at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (nS/wY)

780 I'd love for the city of Chicago to give Jussie the bill for all of the officer time / resources that went into investigating the offense. Pauperize him.

Posted by: Revenant at December 09, 2021 07:04 PM (1JtC2)

They already have. See my comment #647

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (F0YaR)

781 She's due to come out again as a lesbian. She seems to do that every 12 years or so.

Posted by:�Puddleglum

There's a cicada joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (5G5QC)

782 768 Barbara Streisand has the dubious honor of making the worst version of Jingle Bells ever made.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 09, 2021 07:12 PM (OssQ4)

Yorgie Yorgesson says "Hold My Beer!"

https://tinyurl.com/5n84tdt7

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 07:15 PM (trdmm)

783 I have always wanted to go to the Vienna Opera Ball and waltz with a grand duchess.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (2JVJo)

You want: a waltz with a grand duchess.

You'll settle for: a twostep with dolly Parton.

You'll get: a duck-walk with a grand walrus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (P3gRi)

784 Tammy Bruce just reminded the viewers that Kamala Harris came up with an anti-lynching bill because of Jussie.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (NpAcC)

785 It's not a Christmas album but Styx's latest album "Crash of the Crown" is the tits.

At this point, the ageless Tommy Shaw is in National Treasure territory. When he's still writing and singing and playing with this kind of inspiration, I mean, he's 67. It's just amazing. "Sound the Alarm" puts a lump in my throat, thinking about these covid times:

https://tinyurl.com/mrypv2um

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (Bmy3R)

786 Ben Had, you are welcome, and it's sweet of you to mention the CD here.

We're kinda out of touch, though. We gave CDs to our new neighbors and learned that regular people no longer have CD players.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (6RgRK)

787

It this the end?

_Juicy Smallet

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (XathI)

788 Wonder if it will stop just 1 fake h8 crime?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (2JoB8)

789 764 He's black and admits to being gay. He should love prison.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (LtGlA)

He's very attractive in almost a boyish way. The type of guy girls think are hot when we are 12.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 07:17 PM (6z9vr)

790 The internet has all the info ever:

That time William Shatner made a Christmas album with Henry Rollins and Iggy Pop

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:17 PM (mbFEM)

791 I complained that I had no codpiece and then I met Brian Stelter!

Vienna sausage, anyone?
Posted by: Brian Stelter

Cocktail weenie

Posted by: Count de Miklos von und zu Miklostein at December 09, 2021 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)

792 He's going to end up with a fine and a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at December 09, 2021 07:17 PM (setIA)

793 Tammy Bruce just reminded the viewers that Kamala Harris came up with an anti-lynching bill because of Jussie.

Isn't it racist to NOT allow race hate crime hoaxes?

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2021 07:17 PM (DMQdU)

794 In fairness, he should be sent to a wmns prisn, so there is not having a bunch of hardcore gay sex that he used to pay nigerin twins for, for free, or the state's dime.

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (K3ZCc)

795 Cries out for a Paolo joke.
Posted by: pep at December 09, 2021 07:07 PM

It is the ladies who, how you say, cry out. Sometimes they scream, even pass out.

Posted by: Paolo at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

796 artemis, Meadows has filed suit against Pelosi and all the committee members. His list is long.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (S54X2)

797 Damn. Just lost a $10 bet.

Posted by: Auspex at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (Xo3T0)

798 Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (Bmy3R)

Did you see him on LFDH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTnu27jHz-g

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

799 Wonder if it will stop just 1 fake h8 crime?
Posted by: Skip

Juicy should take one of Bluebell's "Surviving Inside" seminars

Posted by: Count de Miklossy von und zu Miklostein at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)

800 Community 'Service' (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (0hbQ6)

801 Lamentations of the Soy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (vuisn)

802 PSA - Midwayusa has three flavors of primers in stock if that is your thing.

Posted by: Phuk Ho Le at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (6/QVV)

803 Wait until next March when the bulk of Walmarts Christmas merchandise turns up. Clearance.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (LtGlA)

804 Tammy Bruce just reminded the viewers that Kamala Harris came up with an anti-lynching bill because of Jussie.

She must be reading the comments here! Yes, it was a large coordinated effort, to smear white people, to smear Trump supporters, and to promote Kamala Harris. That's why the intent matters.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (mbFEM)

805 Wasn't it Kameltoe and Booker who dreamed up a hate crime bill?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (2JoB8)

806 794 In fairness, he should be sent to a wmns prisn, so there is not having a bunch of hardcore gay sex that he used to pay nigerin twins for, for free, or the state's dime.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (K3ZCc)
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Those women have a way with guys like that.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (XathI)

807 It is the ladies who, how you say, cry out. Sometimes they scream, even pass out.
Posted by: Paolo

LePetit Mort is kind of a big deal

Posted by: or so Miklos is informed at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)

808 When does Juicy get his own political commentary on MSNBC?

Or maybe a CNN duo gig with #DrunkDonLeMon: "Join us tonight for the debut of 'Juicy Fruits: Two, Two, Two Dicks in One.'"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (7moj5)

809 Huh? I'm stating the obvious that "hate" cannot be a crime under any serious system of justice. WTF does that have to do with involuntary manslaughter and intending to kill someone? That distinction is about intent to commit the specific crime, or its absence. There have always been aggravating circumstances as a way to shoehorn in various parts of "mindset".

Somehow the US (on the federal level at least, I think all levels) got by for most of its history without "hate crimes" being on the books, unless I'm forgetting something. These are a very recent and ridiculous addition.

Open to correction, but have direct knowledge of civil rights lawyers apoplectic at the time the federal ones were passed, big conflict in their ranks, as the serious people recognized what dangerous garbage such "innovations" were.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (OTzUX)

810 What does it all mean? We've had some court wins, while on the other hand, wanna-be dictators are dictating away freedom.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (6RgRK)

811 1) this is a special rule to use against Bad Orange Man only 2) the GOP could never stoop to actually using the effective tactics that the Dems do, that's crazy talk
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at December 09, 2021 07:02 PM (cSs/W)

We all no it here, but the fruit of poisoned tree was Marbury - the Supreme Court literally decided for itself what was Constitutional and not do to it's self-attributable "divine" powers to read the Constitutional tea leaves, instead of just, you know, deciding disputes between the states and between the states and the Federal government like it says is their fucking job in the Constitution...now the US citizen has to figure out how to elect people to elect senators and a President that will Jurists that will let them live free...it's a mess now and we're at the point where no one knows what their rights are or what the rights are of the people we've elected to represent our fucking rights....

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (5iUNf)

812 In fairness, he should be sent to a wmns prisn, so there is not having a bunch of hardcore gay sex that he used to pay nigerin twins for, for free, or the state's dime.
Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (K3ZCc)
-------------

Those women have a way with guys like that.

Posted by: B''

if the wrist do not fi yo must aquit

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (K3ZCc)

813 when in prisn, every man is orange man

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:21 PM (K3ZCc)

814 Those cdc vaxx ads with smiling kids splashing around in puddles, extolling the virtue of giving the jab to young kids, is downright fucking evil.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 07:21 PM (5G5QC)

815 OMG!
I am going suck soooo much cock.

Posted by: Jussie at December 09, 2021 07:22 PM (myUMx)

816 who is typing my cmments?!

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:22 PM (K3ZCc)

817
She must be reading the comments here! Yes, it was a large coordinated effort, to smear white people, to smear Trump supporters, and to promote Kamala Harris. That's why the intent matters.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (mbFEM)
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Foment hate and riots which begats looting, property damage, and bodily harm.

Hang him

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:22 PM (XathI)

818 789 764 He's black and admits to being gay. He should love prison.
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 09, 2021 07:11 PM (LtGlA)

He's very attractive in almost a boyish way. The type of guy girls think are hot when we are 12.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2021 07:17 PM (6z9vr)

-------

"Here, hold our lollypops." -- North American Man+Boy Lincoln Association

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 09, 2021 07:22 PM (7moj5)

819 OMG!
I am going suck soooo much cock.
Posted by: Jussie

Predictions on weight gain in prison?

Posted by: The Prison South Beach Keto Diet at December 09, 2021 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

820 To think that two innocent white men could have had been wrongly accused with their lives in upheaval and perhaps wrongly convicted . I hope the judge throws the book at JS. Wondering which one of the six charges that he skated on, since he was only convicted of five?

Posted by: MIMimi aka Mimi or MI if'n you're into the brevity thing at December 09, 2021 07:23 PM (wamUX)

821 cafe nood

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2021 07:23 PM (PiwSw)

822 in the vid that was in the sidebar gutfeld referred to whites as "whitey", nice

it is Mr. Whitey to you, bitch

or mighty whitey

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:23 PM (K3ZCc)

823 She must be reading the comments here! Yes, it was a large coordinated effort, to smear white people, to smear Trump supporters, and to promote Kamala Harris. That's why the intent matters.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:19 PM (mbFEM)
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Foment hate and riots which begats looting, property damage, and bodily harm.

Hang him

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:22 PM (XathI)
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Him, and the fruit (SWIDT?) of the poisonous tree -- Obama.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! at December 09, 2021 07:23 PM (7moj5)

824 Juicy will show up on CNN after his week in county lockup

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2021 07:24 PM (2JoB8)

825 Cafe is up. I missed this whole thread, might have to toggle.

Posted by: April -- dash my lace wigs! at December 09, 2021 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

826 when there is a thead heading for 1000 the hard way, which incidentally is the juicy way, never go to a new thread

Posted by: confederatefifth at December 09, 2021 07:25 PM (K3ZCc)

827 Gonna be plenty of bleach-smelling liquids splashed on Juicy-fruit in the near future

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 07:25 PM (5G5QC)

828 I'm stating the obvious that "hate" cannot be a crime under any serious system of justice. WTF does that have to do with involuntary manslaughter and intending to kill someone? That distinction is about intent to commit the specific crime, or its absence. There have always been aggravating circumstances as a way to shoehorn in various parts of "mindset"....
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2021 07:20 PM (OTzUX)

"Hate" is not a crime. But it is an element of a crime. What is a "depraved heart?"

We have for thousands of years accepted that what you intend matters when it comes to what we call the crime, and we sentence you to.

Clearly people misuse it - that if something happens to a POC then it is by definition a hate crime. No.

Socratic question for you: is a teenager throwing a rock at random through a window of a house the same thing as a man who doesn't want people of a certain color living in his neighborhood throwing a rock through the window of a house owned by people of that certain color?

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2021 07:26 PM (mbFEM)

829 If its possible for a man to get pregnant it'll be Juicy that proves it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:27 PM (XathI)

830 We're kinda out of touch, though. We gave CDs to our new neighbors and learned that regular people no longer have CD players.
Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2021 07:16 PM (6RgRK)

Every so often, I like to make a Christmas CD for a few select friends. I suppose at some point I shall have to learn to do it in MP3 form and put it on a memory stick.

A project for next year.

Claudine Longet: "I Don't Intend To Spend Christmas Without You"

https://tinyurl.com/2p8rh94m

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 07:28 PM (2JVJo)

831

nooodd

nnnooffffdood

Posted by: Ice T Soothsayer -- at December 09, 2021 07:28 PM (li20V)

832 I'll nominate Feliz Navidad for bottom spot
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2021 07:03 PM (5G5QC)

Todos Los Peces En El Rio

Doesn't even SOUND Christmassy

Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2021 07:30 PM (ZMraq)

833 Did you see him on LFDH? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTnu27jHz-g Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 09, 2021 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

OK, I took a minute to watch that. First of all, daryl's band is kick ass. I think LFDH may turn out to be more of a lasting contribution to music than Hall and Oates ever were. Second, I think Tommy has either been playing that song a long time (which he has) or he didn't come in quite as cold as advertised. He rocked.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 09, 2021 07:30 PM (BMmaB)

834 Jussie is probably supporting his whole family. That will get gone in a hurry. Better off with 3 hots and a flop in jail until he's forgotten.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2021 07:32 PM (+ya+t)

835 Claudine Longet: "I Don't Intend To Spend Christmas Without You"

https://tinyurl.com/2p8rh94m
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Do a duet with Catherine Deneuve

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:32 PM (XathI)

836 Why do they always play the same song.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 09, 2021 07:33 PM (XathI)

837 I have always wanted to go to the Vienna Opera Ball and waltz with a grand duchess.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2021 07:09 PM (2JVJo)

She's a flower girl, not a duchess! I did it, I did it!

Posted by: Henry Higgins at December 09, 2021 07:41 PM (7bRMQ)

838 We need to make a "smollett" part of the modern lexicon. When a person tells a lie that everyone, including himself, knows is a lie, as in Joe Biden told a real smollett tonight.

Posted by: leber at December 09, 2021 07:53 PM (UHUAK)

839 Yeah, Switzerland is nice, it's all fun and games until some stupid with a flare gun burns the place to the ground.

Posted by: Smokey at December 09, 2021 08:13 PM (JPtHE)

840 Tammy Bruce just reminded the viewers that Kamala Harris came up with an anti-lynching bill because of Jussie.

The order is backward. The hoax happened because there was a bill that needed fake PR.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 09, 2021 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

841 Well I'll be. Thought he was going to walk. It is Chicago after all. I think his play was to hope for that kind of jury nullification in, if you'll excuse the expression, spades. Instead, I think everyone, including super-liberal jury members in Chicago, have had enough of this fake, race bullsh$t.

As D. Chappelle said - "It was clear [he] was lying."

I hope they max out his sentence - he clearly deserves it.

Posted by: Publius Redux at December 09, 2021 08:26 PM (R2EBI)

842 But how about "Little Saint Nick?" Saint Nick is not little! He's fat! Everyone knows he's fat! Being fat is his thing!

Little Saint Nick is the name of his hot rod sled..not staggeringly great lyric writing but you try and write a surf\hot rod song about Christmas, lol. I like it cause it is chock full of those great BB musical things they do.

Posted by: Azjaeger at December 09, 2021 08:29 PM (3/XaG)

843 Jussie's only defense was "I'm Black! Don't you know I'm Black! Don't believe anything Whitey over there says, cuz I'm Black!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2021 05:59 PM (trdmm)

You forgot the "I'm Gay! I'm Black and I'm Gay! I'm Gay and I'm Black!" Defense.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 09, 2021 08:40 PM (fPE66)

844 Xi variant. Say it a couple of times for practice.
Xi, Xi, Xi,
Xi, Xi, Xi, Xi,
Variant.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 09, 2021 09:00 PM (glGDV)

845 Seems that the supply of racists incidents far outstrips the supply. And since he paid the brothers $3500 for his faker hate crime, (plus the cost of a subway sandwich and rope) There seems to be a least a floor to the cost at which you can buy a racial incident at $3500. So the next hoax incident to come around better know that they will need to spend some more benjamins to make sure it happens if they want it to be believable.

Posted by: Janir at December 09, 2021 10:22 PM (7FTeO)

846 Black is the new Orange.
Enjoy prison racist!

Posted by: detroitbreakdown at December 09, 2021 11:44 PM (FYxSE)

847 How'd he get away with count six? Was he assaulted by the wicked witch of the west?

Posted by: Harry at December 10, 2021 12:36 AM (EcD5Y)

848 He will get no jail time. Our lords and masters in the Party do not get prison time. I wonder if he'll play himself in the TV movie?

Posted by: infidel de manahatta at December 10, 2021 03:45 AM (qMEsG)

849
JUSSIE FRUIT.......

Posted by: Saf at December 10, 2021 08:15 AM (PgqFp)

850 I hope he doesn't beat himself up over this.

Posted by: Frank at December 10, 2021 10:11 AM (xn9MO)

851 Ok something is wrong I'm in ABQ this person peter Camargo placed me on list but it's false he attacks the victim of and her family I was married to victim mother he attacks every night every day asking about the victim wile he get her attack as well someone must stop this person he has no control i am not on police or court anything records he says I'm rude is why he got me attack what should I do

Posted by: Ramon at January 02, 2022 09:45 AM (LW9Au)

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