WATCH and LOVE: Hillary Clinton Busts Up Crying As She Reads Her Own Would-Be Victory Speech That She Intended to Give in 2016

Incredibly, she'll be... teaching... a... class... just about... this.. one... speech... which was never given.

But which is somehow historically important.

Twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is pulling her would-be 2016 presidential victory speech out of the archives as part of a “MasterClass lesson,” which is what TODAY described as “the power of resilience.”

The "power of resilience" may include full-blown alcoholism plus a spiteful conspiracy to overthrow a duly-elected president out of spite and entitlement.

In the full class, which will be released Thursday, Clinton focuses on the speech she would have delivered on November 8, 2016, had she defeated former President Donald Trump.

“In this lesson, I’m going to face one of my most public defeats head-on by sharing with you the speech I had hoped to deliver if I had won the 2016 election,” Clinton said, emphasizing she has “never shared this with anybody.”

“I’ve never read this out loud. But it helps to encapsulate who I am, what I believe in, and what my hopes were for the kind of country that I want for my grandchildren, and that I want for the world, that I believe in that is America at its best,” she said.

More at Breitbart.

While the speech talks about "uniting," it must be kept in mind that less than 24 hours after realizing she lost, Hillary Clinton gathered her minions to launch a conspiracy to push a lie into the media and FBI and DOJ to get the duly elected president investigated and delegitimized and divide the country for five years all due to her spite and wounded ambition and refusal to accept the fact that the nation had rejected her -- again.


Video of her tearing up as she reads her gassy, dishonest speech.

I love that the leftwing hosts go "unh-unh" and "whoa" at the ended of this passage like they're Will Smith filling in on someone else's rap in 1999.

Unrelated context-free bonus:

vindmanpizza.jpg

The actual context for that is...

Jack Posobiec
@JackPosobiec


Send Vindman, Ciaramella, Hunter, and Alec Baldwin to fight the war in Ukraine

... but it's funnier without any context at all.

Posted by: Ace at 04:50 PM




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1 Glorious.

Posted by: flounderx at December 08, 2021 04:49 PM (SH2Zi)

2 Holy crap, whatever happened to just MOVING ON???

I thought that was a Clinton theme.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (guGkK)

3 th

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (fs1hN)

4 Ah, I just posted this (willowed):

Marcus T mentioned watching Hitlery's victory speech - I was thinking it was old but apparently she just released part of it. And they're all fawning over what could have been.

https://tinyurl.com/2ewawt4c

The link to the video is in the text, which will take you to an NBC link. As soon as I heard the hoarse, guttural croaks coming from the gaping maw of that huge, wrinkled pink blob I instinctively closed the tab. Kind of a fight or flight thing kicked in. I might try again after a few bourbons.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (wAnMi)

5 I've never read this out loud. But it helps to encapsulate who I am, what I believe in, and what my hopes were...

*

And someone else wrote it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (2o3fv)

6 I'd love it if she did this live on TV, to an audience of press anchors from all the major networks. Bret Baier could lead the audience crying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (jZEpE)

7 Top 10 again

Posted by: Boone at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (JiPv5)

8 Hillary is coming across like Miss Havisham in Great Expectations, who was stood up at the altar in her youth, and never changed out of her wedding dress.

It's not a good look.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (AwPyG)

9 Alec Baldwin has already killed someone, which puts him ahead of most recruits.

I urge- I BEG- the Rats to put Hillary or Biden forwards in 2024. Trump should be able to destroy them a second time.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (jCJ2M)

10
Can someone please photoshop within the middle of her speech the video of them throwing the catatonic hillary clinton into the van?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (2u35I)

11 Please send money

Posted by: Clinton Foundation at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (jZEpE)

12 Oh, bullshit. That speech was seen by her speech writers, focus groups, and PR people before Hillary got her pudgy hands on it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (Y5qcH)

13 Vindman sure is a fat fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Outlaw. Sexual Racist. at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (II3Gr)

14 willowed from previous threads -
Kate Jackson - underrated
Lip Injections - overrated

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (fs1hN)

15 Should have photoshopped in a bearclaw, come on man

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (CYnTg)

16 The loss will haunt her until she's in the grave, and I think it's the absolute best punishment for her. You're a despicable person, Hillary, now sit back and suffer with the fact you will never be president.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (XSRBF)

17 from last thread:

I'll have the Juan De Fuca plate with a side of Seattle tsunami please.
Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 04:48 PM (GYllL)

I always figured that was pronounced Wanda Fuckah.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (trdmm)

18 You know what's missing in the Hillary video? A schooner of brandy and a revolver....she missed her chance to go out in style at the end.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (5iUNf)

19 are they honestly trying to make her a thing, again? Put her on the ticket?

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (AwPyG)

20 Huh. Now why would Hillary be doing this now?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)

21 I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me, mozzarella.

Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (SchQD)

22 Still wondering when the last time Bearclaw Vindman even passed, much less maxxed, a PT test. Officers lead the way and max for their age group. The real studs still max the young man's scale.

11A5S

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (RKLPC)

23 Is Hillary reading a victory speech a sign of the apocalypse?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (jZEpE)

24 Hillary 2024?

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (APnjM)

25 But it helps to encapsulate who I am,

much like the pine box I sleep in every day.

Night. Every night.

Posted by: H. R. Clinton at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (P1f+c)

26
I still can't get over that video from 2016.

They literally threw her limp body into a van and quickly closed the door and sped away Just Like She Was Being Kidnapped By Colombians In Bogota.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (2u35I)

27 And that little girl...sniff...was me.


....Cackling Cankles...

Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (vd8XM)

28 Speaking of sending money, what important work is the Clinton Foundation focusing on these days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (2o3fv)

29 If DJT did ONE good thing, he kept this career criminal out of high office.
Everything else is gravy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (jTmQV)

30 it was her turn, dammit!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (o2MD2)

31 ...moving on...

I thought that was a Clinton theme.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

They named a whole f'n organization after the concept!!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (OssQ4)

32 Maybe she can run for PM of Finland. There might be an opening soon.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (7ZQe3)

33 I thought this would be a good scene in Omicron Man

Charlton Heston waiting on line at the bank because everybody is still alive " Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!"

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (CYnTg)

34 >>>Speaking of sending money, what important work is the Clinton Foundation focusing on these days?

Posted by: Moron Robbie


Booze for Hillary?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (XSRBF)

35 >>>29 If DJT did ONE good thing, he kept this career criminal out of high office.
Everything else is gravy.

The true conservatives and intellectual heavyweights of NeverTrump strongly, EMPHATICALLY disagree. They were all-in for Hillz. Still are, if she runs again.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (0G13K)

36 I think Hillary's staying power is because she is weeble shaped -
"weebles wobble but they don't fall down!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (fs1hN)

37 Huh. Now why would Hillary be doing this now?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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Oh, hahaha! I didn't think of that. This is too ridiculous. Hillzabub thinks she'd make a great Harris replacement? Seriously? Oh, hahaha! I needed that laugh. Tough week already.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (jZEpE)

38 10
Can someone please photoshop within the middle of her speech the video of them throwing the catatonic hillary clinton into the van?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (2u35I)

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BWAHAHAAHA. Yes, please.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (DcKNO)

39 Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (E7vND)

40 In this dystopian timeline, Hillary may yet become prez.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (KAi1n)

41 Booze for Hillary?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Boos for Hillary

Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (vd8XM)

42 which as jack straw suggests, she might be

the Democrats do need a candidate for 2024

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (0G13K)

43 Seriously, if you were able to capture those tears from the evil witch, would they be more potent than 6 molar HCl?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (iDcra)

44 Noteworthy addition, her happy birthday to this future president tweet.

Posted by: flounderx at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (SH2Zi)

45 Geeze, this scrunt just will Not go away.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (uAO8Z)

46 >>>39 Hillary Clinton will never be President.


One never knows, do one?

Posted by: Satan Prince of Lies at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (0G13K)

47 >>>Boos for Hillary

Posted by: Bruce

Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 04:56 PM (XSRBF)

48 Shrillary. A broad who's chief accomplishment in life was destroying the lives and reputations of her sleaze husband's sexual assault vitcims.

Posted by: Greyman27 at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (RKLPC)

49 are they honestly trying to make her a thing, again? Put her on the ticket?
Posted by: artemis


Well, she's a thing alright, I'll give you that.

The rumors are still around that SOMEHOW the Biden Junta is going to drop the incompetent and unlikeable (a two-fer!) Kamala Harris for some profound reason....and Hillary gets to replace her.....somehow. The Senate has to approve that witchcraft, but who knows?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (vcOmj)

50 So I guess it's safe to assume that COSCO didn't floor space available for this 2021 Earth-shattering event.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (BPuaD)

51 I've never read this out loud. But it helps to encapsulate who I am, what I believe in


So a 45-minute drunken, rage-filled screed on venality and corruption? Where can I buy a ticket?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (guGkK)

52 Jesus F. Christ.

This woman is sooooo mockable.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (wtvvX)

53 I wanna hear the concession speech she never gave, followed by plan by play video of her evening of lamp tossing.

Posted by: Henry at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (M+aG4)

54 It's amazing that in a country of 380 million people that these are the best people the democrats could come up with to run for President.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (Y5qcH)

55 All of the cat pissed soaked old liberal bats will be crying along with her as they suckle from their Bota Boxes.

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (GYllL)

56 Holy crap, whatever happened to just MOVING ON???
I thought that was a Clinton theme.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (guGkK)


Even when they get what they want by hook and crook (Biden) they simply cannot forget that Trump happened. They're constantly scared out of their wits. They've tried to turn covid into the bogey man, but they know it's just projection for Trump. They wish a mask could prevent him. They wish a drug injection could stop him. For the entire duration of Drooling Joe (or whoever's) administration, we're never once going to stop hearing about Trump. The worst part for them is they can't, like Obongo, blame the previous administration for a shit economy and utter collapse at the border. All they had was covid, and now even fucked that one up - with a freaking heads up yet.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (wAnMi)

57 Don't worry Pops, I'll keep all the whore houses in Ukraine safe. Well...from everyone other then me and my crack pipe.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

58 *read that as booze for Hillary...

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (APnjM)

59 Maybe she can run for PM of Finland. There might be an opening soon.
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (7ZQe3)

Can you imagine what the Finns would do if they suddenly woke up and FinnBabe was gone only to be replaced with FinnBitch? Anarchy in the streets wouldn't cover the half of it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (5iUNf)

60 I'm a little surprised she's still above ground. I'm mystified how Bubba still is....

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (CYnTg)

61 This reminds me on an Onion article, back in the long, long ago when they did comedy. The article was Al Gore's imaginary speech given after 9/11...to himself...in his bathroom mirror, alone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (V6f9+)

62 Speaking of sending money, what important work is the Clinton Foundation focusing on these days?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


1) Chelsea's salary

B) electing friendly prosecutors in any jurisdiction involving the Clinton Foundation

I'm kidding, it's just (1). No reasonable prosecutor...

Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (P1f+c)

63 Hillary is a 2 time loser. The Democrats have already struck the bottom of the candidate barrel, time to start drilling.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (o2MD2)

64 MasterClass is another Leftist indoctrination operation. I assume also a response to Prager University.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (VJ4aP)

65 Pepperoni and mushrooms?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (6TVfL)

66
lulz #1: Netflix gave Dave Chappelle another gig, upsetting the leftist fascists (facesitters?)

lulz #2: the punk ass child actor hollywood celery will wheaton demands Netflix cancel Dave Chappelle.

STFU, Wesley

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (2u35I)

67 Booze for Hillary
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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A good modern-day children's book title and worthy successor to "Blueberries For Sal"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (jZEpE)

68 I'm going to say it, she's a shit actress.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (DcKNO)

69 >>>are they honestly trying to make her a thing, again? Put her on the ticket?
Posted by: artemis


it wouldn't have occurred to me until you guys suggested it in this thread

it may be less them trying to make her a thing than her saying "I'm bloated, ready, and rested"

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)

70 Hildabeast must smell blood in the water.

Harris blood, and maybe a little semen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (guGkK)

71 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: jmel at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (bVhJi)

72 I'd make a great VP, President Biden. Pick me!

Seriously I'd get more done in the two months I was veep then anyone before me.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton deciding which poison she'd use at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (ESjRY)

73 >>> The link to the video is in the text, which will take you to an NBC link. As soon as I heard the hoarse, guttural croaks coming from the gaping maw of that huge, wrinkled pink blob I instinctively closed the tab. Kind of a fight or flight thing kicked in. I might try again after a few bourbons.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 04:51 PM (wAnMi)


Do you really want to desensitize your nervous system to high levels of hillary? One day you might be out walking and come upon an aged, rabid, drunk, syphilitic walrus shrieking and trying to aggressively rub its dried up wrinkly torso on you sexually and you'll be all, "this is fine".

We have these core instincts for a reason.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (Fq1gB)

74 The loss will haunt her until she's in the grave, and I think it's the absolute best punishment for her. You're a despicable person, Hillary, now sit back and suffer with the fact you will never be president.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (XSRBF)

I think the worst loss was probably to Obama in 2008. She was at her "peak" then, and the betrayal from Democrats was palpable.

This is why she will never replace Biden, btw. She'll have a very long hit list. Including Obama. Especially Obama. He'd be insane to permit her ascension.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (jCJ2M)

75 @60 Best healthcare Services almost their entire lives.

Posted by: runner at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (APnjM)

76 Thy really did believe their own bull shit down to the core I guess.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (2JoB8)

77 Wheaties > Will Wheaton

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

78 >>>I've never read this out loud. But it helps to encapsulate who I am, what I believe in, and what my hopes were...

There are some stranded cargo ships of the coast of CA that could help encapsulate who you are.

Posted by: flounderx at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (SH2Zi)

79 At a signal from Captain Picard Lt Worf takes Wesley for a " shuttle ride" and comes back alone

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (CYnTg)

80 Sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (MTm8X)

81 What's funny is still no one can list one non personal accomplishment of Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (VJ4aP)

82 29 If DJT did ONE good thing, he kept this career criminal out of high office.
Everything else is gravy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (jTmQV)

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Was going to make a similar observation; for that ONE ACT ALONE he should be canonized.

Saint Donaldus. Too soon?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (FCj3F)

83 She's definitely waded into Sunset Boulevard territory.

"I'M READY FOR MY INAUGURATION, MR. DEVILLE!!!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (wtvvX)

84 >>>This is why she will never replace Biden, btw. She'll have a very long hit list. Including Obama. Especially Obama. He'd be insane to permit her ascension.

Posted by: trev006


Agreed. Also, a newcomer destroyed her in 2016. That wasn't because Trump was so liked, but because America hates this woman.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (XSRBF)

85 I've never read this out loud. But it helps to encapsulate who I am, what I believe in, and what my hopes were...

*

Hillary "Vogon" Clinton

Posted by: Moron Robbie - 5-11 year old vaccine formulation was not tested, clinical studies 'not required' at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (2o3fv)

86
Hillary is coming across like Miss Havisham in Great Expectations, who was stood up at the altar in her youth, and never changed out of her wedding dress.

It's not a good look.
Posted by: artemis


Don't Open Till Doomsday

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (63Dwl)

87 Just Like She Was Being Kidnapped By Colombians In Bogota.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (2u35I)


It wasn't pouring down rain in sheets

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (ZMraq)

88 >>which as jack straw suggests, she might be

>>the Democrats do need a candidate for 2024

Axshually, I think there might be another reason. I think they are trying to make her into a sympathetic person, someone people can empathize with should things start going south for her.

Also today a federal judge in SDNY ordered a special master to review the Ashley Biden related information taken from Project Veritas by the FBI. Biden's DOJ fought this hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

89 kamala is much better looking than Hillary. But so is a rat's ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (o2MD2)

90 At a signal from Captain Picard Lt Worf takes Wesley for a " shuttle ride" and comes back alone
Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (CYnTg)

I didn't think he'd need a signal. Or even a pretense.

Riker: Worf, did you really-

Worf: Commander, shut the fuck up and get out, I'm gonna fuck your wife now.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (jCJ2M)

91 huma just released a "memoire" which was entirely about how hillary was perfect and her only flaw was that she allowed herself to be failed by others

so....

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (0G13K)

92 The rumors are still around that SOMEHOW the Biden Junta is going to drop the incompetent and unlikeable (a two-fer!) Kamala Harris for some profound reason....and Hillary gets to replace her.....somehow. The Senate has to approve that witchcraft, but who knows?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (vcOmj)

Her campaign slogan is build backfat better.

Posted by: flounderx at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (SH2Zi)

93 I'd make a great VP, President Biden. Pick me!

Seriously I'd get more done in the two months I was veep then anyone before me.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton deciding which poison she'd use


Deathwish Joetato, 2023. Coming soon to a White House in Washington, D.C.

"It's a madhouse!!!!" - zombie movie reviewer, Charleton Heston

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (vcOmj)

94 >>>What's funny is still no one can list one non personal accomplishment of Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Just a side note


She killed Jeffrey Epstein... and dozens more.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (XSRBF)

95 -
If DJT did ONE good thing, he kept this career criminal out of high office.
Everything else is gravy.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM -
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The front of my beer fridge still sports the newsweak cover they didn't run with Hillary and the title Madam President. I want to always remember what he saved this country from.

Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (SchQD)

96 Because you are once, twice a loser and you're a loser tonight.

Posted by: Lionel Richie at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (iDcra)

97 Hillary does things for a reason. Why this embarrassing display?

To get the blue-haired freaks, post menopausal feminist whores and women with too-short bangs to feel the pain of election night again? Rile them up?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (DcKNO)

98 Killary, let's talk about Benghazi.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (uAO8Z)

99 Oh, hahaha! I didn't think of that. This is too ridiculous. Hillzabub thinks she'd make a great Harris replacement? Seriously? Oh, hahaha! I needed that laugh. Tough week already.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 04:55 PM (jZEpE)


She still can't get the taste out of her mouth. She'll never quit. Not until she's room temperature.

I'm sure a moron smarter than I am could explain how she'd legally be able to pull something like this off. What exactly would have to happen? I just don't see Pelosi rolling over, much less Obama. I would think that might be the one thing to unify these traitors behind the scenes, unless somehow they saw this as their saving grace. They're batshit insane, so who can tell?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (wAnMi)

100 At a signal from Captain Picard Lt Worf takes Wesley for a " shuttle ride" and comes back alone
Posted by: steevy

...and calmed down from his Pon Farr.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (OssQ4)

101
Also today a federal judge in SDNY ordered a special master to review the Ashley Biden related information taken from Project Veritas by the FBI.


The left: That diary is a fake, the Veritas people are lying about Joe Biden being a pedo!

Also the left: The government has a right to reclaim stolen property so of course the raid was legal.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (ESjRY)

102 I would pay so much to have seen her on Election Night, unfiltered. I would love to know at what time she got the news she hadn't won.

Can you imagine the timeline had she been our President? Talk about dodging a bullet.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (PwNLq)

103 memoir i meant

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (0G13K)

104 We shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and success of my family's investments in Ukraine.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (I2/tG)

105 77 Wheaties > Will Wheaton

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

Kaboom >>>>> Wil Wheaton

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (wtvvX)

106 I'm kidding, it's just (1). No reasonable prosecutor...
Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2021 04:57 PM (P1f+c)
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No prosecutor who wants to keep breathing would charge Hillary.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (xqRaG)

107 OMEHOW the Biden Junta is going to drop the incompetent and unlikeable (a two-fer!) Kamala Harris for some profound reason....and Hillary gets to replace her.....somehow.

=====

Straightforward from here!

Posted by: Sally Kohn at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (sGnvY)

108 ...and calmed down from his Pon Farr.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (OssQ4)

I know what you'll say, Trekkers. But under a fragrant bait is a hooked fish.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (jCJ2M)

109 What's so great about that string of obvious and cliched banalities anyway??

You want a great speech that was never given? Read the one Nixon was going to address the nation with if Apollo 11 had failed and there was no moon walk.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (mR6Gs)

110 Hilary's lutefisk needs some attention

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (fs1hN)

111 it may be less them trying to make her a thing than her saying "I'm bloated, ready, and rested"
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (0G13K)

In that case, let's offer a trade right now - the beast for Saucy Sanna plus cash - lot's and lot's of worthless US cash.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (5iUNf)

112 Is there anywhere in the speech that Hildabeast says, "And that psychopathic little lying bitch was me."

'Cause that would be funny.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (sWM8x)

113 Uh, I read Great Expectations. Miss Havisham kept the room the same, but she did not keep wearing the same dress.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (rDgjh)

114 At a signal from Captain Picard Lt Worf takes Wesley for a " shuttle ride" and comes back alone
Posted by: steevy

...and calmed down from his Pon Farr.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (OssQ4)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PON FARR IS A VULCAN IN HEAT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (EpDzw)

115 >>>I would pay so much to have seen her on Election Night, unfiltered. I would love to know at what time she got the news she hadn't won.


Guarantee she smashed things in the room and screamed at her entire campaign staff.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (XSRBF)

116 OMEHOW the Biden Junta is going to drop the incompetent and unlikeable (a two-fer!) Kamala Harris for some profound reason....and Hillary gets to replace her.....somehow.

I wouldn't put it past them to try

Ugh

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (mR6Gs)

117 I got highest PT score at SOBC in 1991 - 322. Still have the framed certificate. 99 pushups gave me an insurmountable lead over #2 who beat me in situps and the 2MR. (80 was max for my age on pushups, so i was +19. 85/82 on situps = +3. 12:34/12:36 on the run = +0. That's 322. And i did it on profile with bursitis in my knees. I'm proud as hell of that score.)

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (KAi1n)

118 To get the blue-haired freaks, post menopausal feminist whores and women with too-short bangs to feel the pain of election night again? Rile them up?
Posted by: Seems Legit

So, Meghan Rapinoe is having a bad day?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

119 Alec Baldwin has already killed someone, which puts him ahead of most recruits.

How many snipers have actually made a Quigley? Not very many, and Alec scored one on his first attempt.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (ctFUD)

120
They are literal potbelly vampire goblins.

https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw?t=92

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (2u35I)

121 102 I would pay so much to have seen her on Election Night, unfiltered. I would love to know at what time she got the news she hadn't won.

Can you imagine the timeline had she been our President? Talk about dodging a bullet.
Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (PwNLq)
--
There was a documentary film crew filming Hillary and her camp behind the scenes the whole night. The footage never surfaced, but would be soooooo gooooood.

Posted by: Revenant at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (C35Jn)

122 Also today a federal judge in SDNY ordered a special master to review the Ashley Biden related information taken from Project Veritas by the FBI. Biden's DOJ fought this hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:00 PM (ZLI7S)

He also barred public release because it would invade the privacy of Ashley Biden. But it's totally not her diary you right wing nuttjobs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (UuD2k)

123 How pathetic can one get?

She never gave a concession speech on election night.

Has that EVER happened before? One of the most crass and selfish acts of omission in American history. I dislike the Clintons, and likely have nothing in common politically with someone willing to campout at the Javits center on election night. Nothing.

But there were thousands there, she just fucking threw under the bus. Proof positive she doesn't give a shit about you, or anyone else. That's a psychopath right there. She didn't need to campaign, she didn't want to campaign, and hates people and has no charisma.

Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (n0Iwq)

124 60 I'm a little surprised she's still above ground. I'm mystified how Bubba still is....
Posted by: steevy


The DNC sent her off on the ice floe but, the polar bears pushed he back to shore?

Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (GYllL)

125 I hate that putrid old hag.

Posted by: Astyrix at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (/pIY6)

126 115 Then got drunk and passed out in a puddle of vomit

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (CYnTg)

127 Matt Finn
@MattFinnFNC
"He's dumb enough to go into Obama's city and pretend there's Trump supporters running around with Maga hats? Give me a break." -- Smollett defense attorney tells jury in closing arguments

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Dumb enough? That's a big 10-4, good buddy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (FVME7)

128 would pay so much to have seen her on Election Night, unfiltered. I would love to know at what time she got the news she hadn't won.


She probably got the news early, like 9 o'clock, if not sooner.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (mR6Gs)

129 It's not going to be HRC, it'll be Newsom, check the hair!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (iMZHt)

130 Be gone Hillary. Away foul stain.

Posted by: Cosda at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (IktS8)

131 81 What's funny is still no one can list one non personal accomplishment of Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (VJ4aP)

------

She got her own gay ambassador murdered along with three others ... which would have turned into a total death toll of dozens had it not been for some extremely brave and patriotic ex-Special Forces badasses?

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (FCj3F)

132 Guarantee she smashed things in the room and screamed at her entire campaign staff.

There's a reason why she didn't make a public appearance on Election Night.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (I2/tG)

133 The front of my beer fridge still sports the newsweak cover they didn't run with Hillary and the title Madam President. I want to always remember what he saved this country from.
Posted by: irright at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (SchQD)


They've been grooming us for Hillary as pres for ages. What was the horrible movie that had her face on something like a $10k bill? Pluto Nash? Strangely, that would pretty much be walking around money if she got into office.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (wAnMi)

134 Having cooter funk and being drunk is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (iDcra)

135 There was a documentary film crew filming Hillary and her camp behind the scenes the whole night. The footage never surfaced, but would be soooooo gooooood.
Posted by: Revenant at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (C35Jn)

Some of it did. I think it was shown on HBO or something right after the election. I watched a little of it, just Ben Rhodes whining about all the good that wont get done now, blah, blah.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (UuD2k)

136 The best part about this speech is that it includes the obligatory, "The country was faced with two choices and bla, bla, bla."

Imagine reading that and realizing that, by your own words, everything you stood for was resoundingly rejected.

Glorious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (KbCG3)

137 She killed Jeffrey Epstein... and dozens more.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:01 PM (XSRBF)

Hah! I consider that a personal accomplishment thought.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (VJ4aP)

138 Easier way for HRC is for pelosi to step down as speaker; house votes for HRC, then they kneecap harris, no replacement, then joe retires.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (KAi1n)

139 Hillary is 74 and in terrible health. I don't see any way she can effectively be a VP, even in this ridiculous administration.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (XSRBF)

140 Guarantee she smashed things in the room and screamed at her entire campaign staff.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
___

That's what I'm picturing.

I knew someone in college that worked on her Senate campaign in NY, she said she couldn't believe how filthy Hillary's mouth was. Swore like a sailor.

I bet it was ugly.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (PwNLq)

141
huma just released a "memoire" which was entirely about how hillary was perfect and her only flaw was that she allowed herself to be failed by others

so....
Posted by: ace


Was she not positioned for success?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

142 She'll claw her way out of the grave if there's a chance for an office available where she can tyrannize people and collect some bribes and grift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (guGkK)

143 That miserable scrunt.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (EiGqC)

144 How many snipers have actually made a Quigley? Not very many, and Alec scored one on his first attempt.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 08, 2021 05:03 PM (ctFUD)

Here is the thing about Baldwin, if he gets away with that he will be bragging about his marksmanship in a year.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (o2MD2)

145
It was funny how Dr. Dre would drop in on tracks and just say "Damn," "Hell yeah" or some other word, and then disappear.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (2ABQr)

146 Hillary is 74 and in terrible health. I don't see any way she can effectively be a VP, even in this ridiculous administration.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (XSRBF)

But she's younger than Biden!!!

Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (EpDzw)

147 Biden picking Hill as VP would be as safe for him as having Alec Baldwin give him a private firearms safety lesson.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

148 >>>Having cooter funk and being drunk is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer


I saw Cooter Funk open up for Grand Funk Railroad at JFK Stadium in 1981

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (XSRBF)

149 Trump not only did NOT give a concession speech, he never conceded defeat.

Just love him.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (rDgjh)

150 81 What's funny is still no one can list one non personal accomplishment of Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Just a side note
===

She made $6 billion disappear out of the state department funds and magically appear in her campaign, personal, and foundation accounts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (iDcra)

151 If only Hillary! could paint, she could save her lovely cackle.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (aXxgO)

152 There was a documentary film crew filming Hillary and her camp behind the scenes the whole night. The footage never surfaced, but would be soooooo gooooood.

TURN THOSE FUCKING CAMERAS OFF, OR I'LL HAVE YOU KILLED ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILIES!

Posted by: Drunken, Furious, Hillary! at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (I2/tG)

153 And to think that Ho will be the first female person to sit in the oval office

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (2JoB8)

154 MasterClass is another Leftist indoctrination operation. I assume also a response to Prager University.
Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 04:58 PM (VJ4aP)
********
They were just advertising Bill Nye's MasterClass on FB. All he got was 0 likes and a lot of laughing emojis.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (NpAcC)

155 39 Hillary Clinton will never be President.

I am no longer comfortable with this notion. I will be when the fat lady sings.

I, too, question the timing.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (T823z)

156 She killed Jeffrey Epstein...

We are still appalled over Mr. Epstein's suicide.

Posted by: Bill Barr & Donald Trump at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (GYllL)

157 "I'm so stunning and brave that I sent a lackey to deliver an 'I'm not done yet giving in, giving up' speech."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (mD/uy)

158 In the full class, which will be released Thursday, Clinton focuses on the speech she would have delivered on November 8, 2016, had she defeated former President Donald Trump.
-------------------------

In related news, I'm about to release the speeches I would have delivered had I received the Nobel Prize, and been elected to the MLB Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (XQKub)

159 Can you imagine the timeline had she been our President? Talk about dodging a bullet.
Posted by: Blago
--
There was a documentary film crew filming Hillary and her camp behind the scenes the whole night. The footage never surfaced, but would be soooooo gooooood.
Posted by: Revenant

The Covid19 "Plandemic" was intended to happen when Hillary was President. And the US would be looking a lot like New South Wales, Australia if that was the case.

Yeah, we did dodge a bullet.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

160 ace, I think the conspiracy against Trump began long before November 2016. Somebody probably already made that point. A quibble. My specialty!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (OTzUX)

161 91-
My favorite thing about Huma's memoir, was that everyone's reaction, even on the Left was, "Wow, she's kind of a pathetic human being..."

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (AD3JT)

162 Wasn't Huma one of the "others" that failed her?

Logic is not their strong suit.

Posted by: Been Lurking, but clearly been posting too at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (rDgjh)

163 Michael Dorn (Worf) appeared in 60 episodes of CHiPs.

While researching this, I also discovered:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075488/characters/
nm0421063?ref_=tt_cl_c_15

Bruce Jenner was in 7 episodes of CHiPs (now retconned as Caitlyn)

Posted by: zmdavid at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (xqRaG)

164 Was she not positioned for success?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

I am sure Hillary positioned Huma for Hillary's...um, success quite often - like every Thursday night.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (5iUNf)

165
Hillary Clinton accomplished world-historical thefts and a decades-long killing spree. She's one of American history's most successful crime lords.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (2ABQr)

166 Having cooter funk and being drunk is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (iDcra)

*clap

Posted by: Golfman at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (hOMhY)

167 And to think that Ho will be the first female person to sit in the oval office
Posted by: Skip

I was going to offer in correction "kneeling" but, after reflecting for a nano-second, nope - that won't work.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (mD/uy)

168 But there were thousands there, she just fucking threw under the bus. Proof positive she doesn't give a shit about you, or anyone else. That's a psychopath right there. She didn't need to campaign, she didn't want to campaign, and hates people and has no charisma.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 08, 2021 05:04 PM (n0Iwq)


They may have had to sedate her.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (ZMraq)

169 Love this.

If nothing else, TRUMP STOPPED THIS FAB!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (CZb/v)

170 Having cooter funk and being drunk is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer


I saw Cooter Funk open up for Grand Funk Railroad at JFK Stadium in 1981

Posted by: Wyatt Earp
====

FUNKY!

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (iDcra)

171 >>ace, I think the conspiracy against Trump began long before November 2016. Somebody probably already made that point. A quibble. My specialty!

I don't think it's a quibble. Might just be the entire point.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

172 There is just no limit to the national degradation.

This stupid, sociopathic criminal had no business being in any public position at any level.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:10 PM (OTzUX)

173 needs a Nelson pointing and laughing edited into the video

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at December 08, 2021 05:10 PM (2cfUo)

174 Sometimes it's best not to say anything if one cannot say anything nice, but, what an incredibly self-serving hideous bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 05:10 PM (axyOa)

175
Nah, I take it back. She's American history's most successful crime lord, period. Luciano never reached the level of power and wealth she did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (2ABQr)

176 Wouldn't "The Power of Bitterness" be a more apt title? Honestly, what was "resilient" about post-2016 Hillary? Her house of cards fell, and she's been an awful, spiteful, unhealthy wretch ever since.

Posted by: red speck at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (gS3OW)

177 @159

With hindsight, you can see why they were hell-bent on trying to take away our guns, for about 10 years.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (AwPyG)

178 I didn't watch enough Chips to know Michael Dorn was on it. Chris Pine's dad was the sarge on Chips s there is another Star Trek connection( okay JJ Trek is not really Star Trek)

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (CYnTg)

179 This stupid, sociopathic criminal had no business being in any public position at any level.
Posted by: rhomboid


You're a smart man, but you could say the same thing for at least half the people in Congress, and all throughout the Executive branch.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (vcOmj)

180 Nothing in The Ukraine is worth the blood of a single Pomeranian grenadier.

Posted by: Things Bismarck would say if he was here to say it. at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (9X60i)

181 I may have blocked it from my memory -- you know, one of those horrible things your mind covers up -- but when was her *other* woefully-inadequate presidential attempt?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (txdEq)

182 Since Hilary is a Dem shouldn't it be a Massa Class she's teaching?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (4e+hS)

183 >>Wasn't Huma one of the "others" that failed her?

Huma had her own 'laptop from hell" containing hubby Anthony's obscene stuff as well as 10's of thousands of emails (and attachments) that had no business being on a personal computer.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (CZb/v)

184 They may have had to sedate her.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (ZMraq)

That must have been one nervous dart blower...miss center mass and risk getting gored.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (5iUNf)

185 Vindman need to lay off the doughnuts...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (Q1i0Y)

186 They've been grooming us for Hillary as pres for ages. What was the horrible movie that had her face on something like a $10k bill? Pluto Nash?
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead

the historical documentary Escape From L.A.

and Pluto Nash wasn't that bad. it's not like it was a Diane Keaton or Bette Midler flick.

Posted by: x at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (oA+QO)

187 If this her audition speech so that if they kick out Kamala, Shillary can become VP and then then get Biden removed and Shillary will come President? I mean, what is the point of releasing this now?

I must admit to the fact that I didn't listen. It's not been a good day and I cannot face Hillary on top of that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (poMoX)

188 Been Lurking: "Trump not only did NOT give a concession speech, he never conceded defeat."

Because he didn't lose.

If he rightly did, he would've. He's never been the selfish monster he's been portrayed by the Left/MFM.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (aXxgO)

189 >>but when was her *other* woefully-inadequate presidential attempt?

2008 -- against Obama in the primaries

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (CZb/v)

190 willard

Phil the Greek ist mort.


Phil sleeps with the pastitsio
Posted by: REDACTED

Tits have tenses ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (arJlL)

191 I will not watch that. I'd rather have a red hot poker thru my eyes or up my ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (Irn0L)

192 -
Having cooter funk and being drunk is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wormer -
--------

Breaker one, breaker one. I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb.
You got crazy cooter comin' at ya!

Posted by: Voice From Hillary's Crotch at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (SchQD)

193 Master No wait that would be Mistress class for Losing.

Or How to hook up with a degenerate horndog redneck in college and make then rake in millions betraying your country.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (1hoTV)

194 Madam President.... Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:12 PM (Q1i0Y)

195 Didn't she "write" a mystery novel? Someone should review it.



Hint. Hint.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (AD3JT)

196 She could still end up in the White House.

Slim chances, but not zero because she's still alive.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (BFigT)

197 JackStraw, Thank you for that information. I keep trying to put who? with it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (uAO8Z)

198 Hillary hardly ever campaigned, and definitely gave up in the final month. We thought that was weird.

So when Joe made her look like she was out knocking on doors and kissing babies, we really should have known the fix was in, in a craptacular way.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (wAnMi)

199 There are a metric shitton of gorgeous babes In Ukraine. If that ain't worth going to war, nothing is.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (o2MD2)

200 needs a Nelson pointing and laughing edited into the video
Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at December 08, 2021 05:10 PM (2cfUo)

Trump sticker "I did that!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (5iUNf)

201 163 Michael Dorn (Worf) appeared in 60 episodes of CHiPs."

His most famous line was when he looked at a perp who was thinking of starting something and said "This is a good day for YOU to die."

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (trdmm)

202 Why the Ghislaine Maxwell prosecution never offered her a plea bargain to get her to name names: you folks do remember that there is a picture of Billy Jeff with the same Epstein Lolita who was with Prince Andrew don't you?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (ctFUD)

203 I think the conspiracy against Trump began long before November 2016. Somebody probably already made that point. A quibble. My specialty!

I don't think it's a quibble. Might just be the entire point.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

I clearly remember her tying Trump to Putin and insinuating that they were in cahoots DURING one of the debates.

They probably had a few things " brewing" and made the final decision to go with "collusion" in the hours after the election, but it was already on the table. It wasn't concocted that night.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (mR6Gs)

204
And to think that Ho will be the first female person to sit in the oval office
Posted by: Skip


She was officially Prez when Joe had his colonoscopy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (63Dwl)

205 She never read the speech out loud until then?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (EfigE)

206 Still wondering when the last time Bearclaw Vindman even passed, much less maxxed, a PT test. Officers lead the way and max for their age group. The real studs still max the young man's scale.

11A5S
Posted by: Greyman27 at December 08, 2021 04:53 PM (RKLPC)

Never. He was a political transfer in from the Ukranian army from what I recall.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (eoQWY)

207 199 There are a metric shitton of gorgeous babes In Ukraine. If that ain't worth going to war, nothing is.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (o2MD2)

Didn't that porn star from the US go there to fight the Russians and get killed?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (UuD2k)

208 I will not watch that. I'd rather have a red hot poker thru my eyes or up my ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I swear, you dentists have a thing for pain.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (vcOmj)

209 If this her audition speech so that if they kick out Kamala, Shillary can become VP and then then get Biden removed and Shillary will come President? I mean, what is the point of releasing this now?
===

Have you seen the polls for Biden and the donkeys?

This has gone from we can turn it around to Wholly Fucking Hell!!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (iDcra)

210 Yudhishthira's Dice: "She's one of American history's most successful crime lords."

Yep.

AND a psychopath. Let's not forget that either.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 08, 2021 05:15 PM (aXxgO)

211 I think the conspiracy against Trump began long before November 2016. Somebody probably already made that point. A quibble. My specialty!

I don't think it's a quibble. Might just be the entire point.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

I clearly remember her tying Trump to Putin and insinuating that they were in cahoots DURING one of the debates.

They probably had a few things " brewing" and made the final decision to go with "collusion" in the hours after the election, but it was already on the table. It wasn't concocted that night.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:14 PM (mR6Gs)

It began as soon as he declared and really got legs when he started winning primaries

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:15 PM (Irn0L)

212 She should wipe her tears. Like with a cloth.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 05:15 PM (U1eOr)

213 Just like Obama before her, Hillary's idea of a victory speech is established on: I, I, I, Me, Me, My, My, Me, Mine, My, Me, and I.

And they call Trump a narcissist.

Posted by: red speck at December 08, 2021 05:15 PM (gS3OW)

214 While Hillary! is loathsome I don't think she is as stupid as the Ho is

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (Q1i0Y)

215 I just saw a piece where Lin Wood is saying that Marjorie Greene is possessed by the devil, because she criticized him. I think Lin has now jumped the shark and gone full on into Jim Bakker Grifter level.

as someone said, Lin Wood is the Gloria Allred of the right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (trdmm)

216 I'd have my lady attend the Monica Lewinsky Master Class.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (4e+hS)

217
Can she demonstrate things that she actually did election night that haven't been shared with the public, like screaming obscenities and death threats at her staff, and throwing ashtrays and liquor bottles?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (iC6E5)

218 26
I still can't get over that video from 2016.

They literally threw her limp body into a van and quickly closed the door and sped away Just Like She Was Being Kidnapped By Colombians In Bogota.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 04:54 PM (2u35I)

Thing was, none of the MSM were set up at the exit where Hillary went out from; sort of like they were doing as they were told and setting up at their assigned marks. It was that unsung journalistic hero (who was actually a random bystander with a camera phone) who just happened to take that historic video.

A monument needs to be erected for that person. I think that video, as well as that hastily constructed presser outside of Chelesa's apartment, was a hit below the water line for the campaign. It showed the Potemkin nature of it all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (rHH18)

219 Nothing in The Ukraine is worth the blood of a single Pomeranian grenadier.

Posted by: Things Walter Sobchak would say at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (AlkyK)

220 My Subjects and you scummy deplorables-

This is the end run into the new age, a great reset where we will have the control of our world's population, a non-ending administration and the peace of the dead

All the deals I have arranged will go through. And my enmies will now see their demise.

I'M WITH ME!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (LaNzR)

221 #NeverBePreznit

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (Xrfse)

222 Fun Fact: The old blind guy who can smell anything and tell you what it is, that joke was about Hillary Clinton. TRUE FACT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (iDcra)

223 196 She could still end up in the White House.

Slim chances, but not zero because she's still alive.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 05:13 PM (BFigT)
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Carter might finally get that second term.

Posted by: zmdavid at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (xqRaG)

224 Master Class? Have her read her concession speech...the one she was supposed to have given election night, but bailed on the sellout crowd instead.
"Resilience" or Re: Silence?

Posted by: Birddog at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (uAI4S)

225 Cat Ass Trophy: "She never read the speech out loud until then?"

She has been known to stretch the truth once in a while.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (aXxgO)

226 Something puzzles me. Why do we not call them "Democrax"?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (7X3UV)

227 I don't think Hillz will make it. I still have my marker on President Yellen being impeached but not prosecuted in early 2023

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (ZMraq)

228 The Trump / Russia thing began as a Hillary op once she got embroiled in the e-mail scandal. I think the initial idea was to try to cover for Hillary being under FBI investigation by saying Trump was also under FBI investigation.

Posted by: Revenant at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (C35Jn)

229 I could have RULED THE WORLD!!! *sob* *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (Xrfse)

230 205 Only in front of the mirror every night

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (CYnTg)

231 I think the point of Hillary reciting her victory speech at this time is to try to stir in the souls of those who voted for her a sense of "What Could Have Been?" and try to spark groundswell of support for her to at least be VP.....

Don't know if it will work though.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (mR6Gs)

232 @219

HaHaHaHa

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (AwPyG)

233 Something puzzles me. Why do we not call them "Democrax"?
Posted by: Eeyore at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (7X3UV)


We only use that term for Hunter

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (ZMraq)

234 Hillary was such a boogieman of the Right and we worshipped Trump for defeating her, but I do think in retrospect, a lot of it was Hillary has always been an unlikable cunt (despite the media pretending she was well liked) and her campaign (with people Huma) was just really incompetent at every level.

Trump made a play for the Rust Belt, her team completely ignored it (not even visiting a state like WI once) and they came up short where it mattered.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (PwNLq)

235 but when was her *other* woefully-inadequate presidential attempt?
*
2008 -- against Obama in the primaries
Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021


***
Oh, right. I didn't think of that, just actual races.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (txdEq)

236 I just saw a piece where Lin Wood is saying that Marjorie Greene is possessed by the devil, because she criticized him. I think Lin has now jumped the shark and gone full on into Jim Bakker Grifter level.

as someone said, Lin Wood is the Gloria Allred of the right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (trdmm)
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Given his recent antics, I think his whole performance post-election was intended to discredit the attempts at showing the fraud.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (AlkyK)

237 215 I just saw a piece where Lin Wood is saying that Marjorie Greene is possessed by the devil, because she criticized him. I think Lin has now jumped the shark and gone full on into Jim Bakker Grifter level.

as someone said, Lin Wood is the Gloria Allred of the right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:16 PM (trdmm)

Lin Wood would be, except that he's been a lifelong Democrat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (rHH18)

238 They've been grooming us for Hillary as pres for ages. What was the horrible movie that had her face on something like a $10k bill? Pluto Nash? Strangely, that would pretty much be walking around money if she got into office.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:05 PM (wAnMi)

Although I remember when they made that fluff movie about Clinton-as-Hollywood, they made him a widower, effectively killing Hillary.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

239 >>I clearly remember her tying Trump to Putin and insinuating that they were in cahoots DURING one of the debates.


IIRC, her team started making this accusation before the RNC in August, when Manifort briefly joined Trump's campaign team. Might have even started prior to that, since the FISA stuff started in late June/early July, and didn't they use media articles as backup for Steele dossier contents?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (CZb/v)

240 The Covid19 "Plandemic" was intended to happen when Hillary was President. And the US would be looking a lot like New South Wales, Australia if that was the case.

Yeah, we did dodge a bullet.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:08 PM (vcOmj)


Don't forget this ever. Every photo of kids in masks sitting apart from other kids is the most striking reminder that these people are EVIL and only care about power and control. Think of what kids of today have been robbed of and what their earliest memories are going to be. Turns my stomach just slightly more than does the ongoing treatment of Jan 6th political prisoners.

If you haven't read JJ's Morning Report today, please do.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (mZUr4)

241 Love the visual of Hildabeast on an ice floe, and the polar bears pushing her back to shore.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (txdEq)

242 Tom:

Gloria Allred is batshit, but she's presently the only high-profile attorney going after Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (L2ZTs)

243 The Trump / Russia thing began as a Hillary op once she got embroiled in the e-mail scandal. I think the initial idea was to try to cover for Hillary being under FBI investigation by saying Trump was also under FBI investigation.

---------


This was my theory back when occurred.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 08, 2021 05:18 PM (Av3tn)

244 Donations to the Clinton Foundation are down, so she's gotta keep the Clinton name in the headlines, to raise brand awareness.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (VGRuw)

245 Hillary hardly ever campaigned, and definitely gave up in the final month. We thought that was weird.

She wasn't physically capable of campaigning.

While Trump was doing a barn-burning tour of the United States, Hillary basically took the month of August off.

Her "campaigning" consisted of fundraisers in the Hamptons, where she could bask in the gaze of her fans for an hour or so, and then limo back to her house fifteen minutes away. And she did a weekly "rally" - heavy on the celebrities, so she had to spend as little time on stage as possible.

And that still wasn't enough - she still collapsed on September 11th. Remember how it took the Hillary people hours and hours to come up with some cockamamie excuse for why she collapsed?

She campaigned as much as she was physically capable of doing, which wasn't much.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (I2/tG)

246 Something puzzles me. Why do we not call them "Democrax"?

Posted by: Eeyore
===

So let it be written so let it be seen in a hundred thousand posts around the internet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (iDcra)

247
I'd also be interested to hear her thoughts on donations to the Clinton Global Initiative shriveling away to nothing after no Clinton was in office any longer, nor likely to be in office in the future. And those quarter million and half million dollar speaking fees becoming a thing of the past.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (iC6E5)

248 I clearly remember her tying Trump to Putin and insinuating that they were in cahoots DURING one of the debates.
They probably had a few things " brewing" and made the final decision to go with "collusion" in the hours after the election, but it was already on the table. It wasn't concocted that night.
Posted by: JoeF.

They're STILL pushing it. I was in a restaurant Sunday night, and they had a segment on "60 Minutes" with Reality Winner, talking about how she "Leaked" NSA documents because she is such a patriot, relating to how DONALD TRUMP's elections was manipulated by Vladimir Putin.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8dv8yh

Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (vcOmj)

249 Trump made a play for the Rust Belt, her team completely ignored it (not even visiting a state like WI once) and they came up short where it mattered.

Well, I didn't visit anywhere. Go figure.

Posted by: Crappin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (Xrfse)

250 >>Although I remember when they made that fluff movie about Clinton-as-Hollywood, they made him a widower, effectively killing Hillary.


The American President.
They also killed off the FLOTUS in Independence Day.
Did the West Wing even have a FLOTUS?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:20 PM (CZb/v)

251 She campaigned as much as she was physically capable of doing, which wasn't much.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2021 05:19 PM (I2/tG)

Too bad she didn't know that you could campaign from your basement and still get 81 million votes

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:20 PM (Q1i0Y)

252 Told this a few times, went to bed before any states called, woke up at midnight, pondered everything a Hildabeast presidency would mean including opening the gulags. Finally turned on TV and things were still up for grabs but looking good for Trump, as soon as Pennsylvania was called I knew it was over and went back to sleep a happy man.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:20 PM (2JoB8)

253 Don't ... Stop ... Wallowing in Your Losses

Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham Rejected Lyric at December 08, 2021 05:21 PM (h5TKJ)

254 Something puzzles me. Why do we not call them "Democrax"?

Posted by: Eeyore at December 08, 2021 05:17 PM (7X3UV)

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And their children "Democrax babies?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 05:22 PM (FCj3F)

255 Seriously, since she lost the election contributions have dropped for the Clinton Foundation by something like 74%.

Not suspicious at all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:22 PM (DcKNO)

256 There are a metric shitton of gorgeous babes In Ukraine. If that ain't worth going to war, nothing is.

A conservative friend of mine is engaged to one of them, an actual model who has been in music videos, as well as print ads, and who doesn't care that she has more money than he does. They have a real shortage of eligible men in that country. And yes, he has been over there and met her, and her family, and yes, she looks like her pictures.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 08, 2021 05:22 PM (ctFUD)

257 A better class to teach. In 2024 if republican legislatures in wi,ga,az mi or any other state controlled by republican legislature gives the states electoral vote to the popular vote loser republican. How will a corporate establishment stooge like you prevent the democrat party from doing a real revolt?

Posted by: raimondo at December 08, 2021 05:22 PM (P8vbx)

258 Hillary trying to replace Kamala. Then Joe retires...victory. She will name Holder VP. This must happen before midterm.

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:23 PM (ONvIw)

259 >>I clearly remember her tying Trump to Putin and insinuating that they were in cahoots DURING one of the debates.

It goes further than that. Jake Sullivan, Biden's NSA, was Hillary's foreign policy advisor during the 2016 campaign. He not only released a press release alluding to Trump being under investigation by the FBI about a secret communication link between Trump Tower and Alfa Bank in Russia before the information was made public. He was referred to in the indictment of Hillary's campaign lawyer Michael Sussman.

Hillary's campaign knew all about the Russia hoax because they invented it and started well before election day.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)

260 @243

I think that's right. the left always tries to concoct a "whataboutism" when they get caught.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:23 PM (AwPyG)

261 Don't ... Stop ... Wallowing in Your Losses
Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham Rejected Lyric at December 08, 2021 05:21 PM (h5TKJ)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BILL USED THAT SONG WHEN HE WON IN 1992

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2021 05:23 PM (mZUr4)

262 I just saw a piece where Lin Wood is saying that Marjorie Greene is possessed by the devil, because she criticized him.

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The Devil made her do it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (FVME7)

263 Bullet not really dodged. Just magically slowed, like in one those incredibly stupid modern movies with the special effects.

Biden is a 16-inch shell, not a bullet (that is, his crew and all their idiocy, corruption, and alien impulses).

Viewed clearly, Trump effectively was the universe - almost perversely? - illustrating in dramatic ways that there are in fact better and worse ways of doing things, there are in fact people dedicated to public, and not self-, service, that relatively simple changes can allow/enable tremendous positive changes.

Well, the populace took a long look at that and said nah, we'd rather have this weird unknown unlikeable old guy who's invisible, and doesn't say much except to endorse the most outlandish radical policy ideas. Delayed bullet, not dodged.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (OTzUX)

264
Of all the weird conspiracy theories, you could probably convince me that Lin Wood and Sidney Powell did the most to undermine Trump litigating any sort of election fraud.

Didn't help that Trump was retweeting these clowns.

Aren't we still waiting for some big reveal about servers in Germany?

I drank the Kool Aid on some of this in the aftermath, so I'm still bitter.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (PwNLq)

265 Tim Kaine never sucked as much cock as Kamala Harris, but he would have solve the border crisis.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (BPuaD)

266 What's ironic to me is that I do think that trump and putin are in cahoots about stopping the child trafficking.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (AwPyG)

267 For the Vindman picture, I'd like to see a ribbon or medal shaped like a little pizza. Or maybe a hotdog.

For Appetite Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (aXxgO)

268
Anyone watching the Kim Tazer Potter trial?

Her partner is on the stand. I like him.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (2u35I)

269 Can you imagine being Putin, faced with the massive opportunity of Biden/Harris as opponents? Invade Ukraine? Hell, we will be lucky if he doesn't invade Delaware.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (c06CZ)

270 Too bad she didn't know that you could campaign from your basement and still get 81 million votes

"We have put together one of the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organizations in the history of American politics."

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (I2/tG)

271 One of the stupid CANTS on the View said this against Dr Oz "He was for opening schools and that would have meant 3% of the children dying." The LIE.

The TRUTH, 134 children have died from covid most with grave comorbidities.

I hate those CANTS but a huge proportion of stupid Cants take their dumb speak as gospel. Until that changes we are still fucked.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:24 PM (iDcra)

272 267 A bear claw with powdered sugar

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (ONvIw)

273 I will not watch that. I'd rather have a red hot poker thru my eyes or up my ass
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I swear, you dentists have a thing for pain.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative...Living on the Prison Planet

"Do you want the novacaine or the red hot poker up your ass ?"

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (arJlL)

274 257 A better class to teach. In 2024 if republican legislatures in wi,ga,az mi or any other state controlled by republican legislature gives the states electoral vote to the popular vote loser republican. How will a corporate establishment stooge like you prevent the democrat party from doing a real revolt?
Posted by: raimondo

cordwood

Posted by: x at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (oA+QO)

275 Hillary's campaign knew all about the Russia hoax because they invented it and started well before election day.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:23 PM (ZLI7S)

And Hillary was up to her eyeballs in payoffs from shady Russian characters. Remember that big push to bring high tech industry to Russia? That was Clintons and their people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (UuD2k)

276 You're welcome Ben Had. I think we are about to find out a whole lot more about "who".

Both of Igor Danchenko's lawyers quit yesterday. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

277 Vindman in that uniform makes me sick

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:26 PM (2JoB8)

278 Thank you for refreshing my memory of that glorious night on this very page. We started off glum and resigned and gradually, as the impossible became possible as the night went, transformed to euphoria. I guess we owe Hillz that much for bringing us so much joy by that cosmic choke job.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 08, 2021 05:26 PM (HmZuC)

279 You have to be a special kind of stupid to push past construction barriers, past men in hard hats, past lifts, enter an under construction hospital lobby with tools and disassembled furnishings scattered about and ask where the ER registration is. Then be indignant when you are told that the hospital isn't even built yet, and there is no functioning anything, let alone an ER. The expectation was that, since everyone knows it is going to be a hospital, and it is nearly complete, we should have a functioning patient care area to take care of people like her. No, ma'am. All of the signs are covered. It is clearly a construction zone. No reasonable person would come here expecting to be seen by a doctor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 05:26 PM (EfigE)

280 just looking at stories around the web today - Rittenhouse's trial was great drama because it was so crucial to self defense law for all of us. Juicy Smalley's trial is pure comedy, nothing but entertainment. Reading transcripts of the goings on (Juicy wouldn't allow cameras) makes it sound like a Mockumentary - nobody could really be that incompetent, really?

I can't even make any sense out of the closing argument today b Jussie's lawyer to the jury, but it seems that he was saying "don't believe any of those written and sworn statements that Jussie gave to the Police after it happened, none of that was true, just believe what Jussie told you during this trial."

ummmm - Jussie is being charged with lying to the police. In your closing argument, you just admitted that's exactly what he did.

Real Men Of Genius at work here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:26 PM (trdmm)

281 @264

Interestingly, somebody on gab just posted yesterday a reminder that 38 (?) states sent their tallies overseas for counting--because that's where the contractors were.

I remember there were references to it, then it kind of died down.

If that's true, that's astounding.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:26 PM (AwPyG)

282 Lying whore. Tired of the hag. Go away. America doesn't like you, get it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 08, 2021 05:27 PM (7bRMQ)

283 "Do you want the novacaine or the red hot poker up your ass ?"
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (arJlL)

I charge more for the novacaine

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:28 PM (Irn0L)

284 It's difficult to think of a more despicable person than Hilary Clinton. I'm sure they're out there, but they're smart enough to stay off the radar.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2021 05:28 PM (m0zqP)

285 The left won the game of election fraud. Accused Trump and got away with it, then when the right complains they get to lock them up or even kill them and silence the majority with the word insurrection. Mitch, Kevin and Liz nod to concur.

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:28 PM (ONvIw)

286 >>One of the stupid CANTS on the View said this against Dr Oz "He was for opening schools and that would have meant 3% of the children dying." The LIE.


Oh FFS, they justified the schools shutdowns to protect the teachers. They cast the kids a lil' germ spreaders, since that's how the seasonal flu typically spreads.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:28 PM (CZb/v)

287 the historical documentary Escape From L.A.

and Pluto Nash wasn't that bad. it's not like it was a Diane Keaton or Bette Midler flick.
Posted by: x at December 08, 2021 05:11 PM (oA+QO)


Was it really Escape from LA? Dang, I just watched that again a few months ago - totally missed that part. All of these futuristic movies kind of blend together for me. I probably haven't watched Pluto Nash since it went straight to video, but will check it out again if it pops in front of me.

Pluto Nash Day:
https://youtu.be/DrQcNwsjVEQ

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (wAnMi)

288 I charge more for the novacaine
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:28 PM (Irn0L)


You keep the novacaine in the safe, don't you.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (ZMraq)

289 If I ever open a liquor store, I shall name it "power of resilience"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (M/0Gj)

290 Omicron man -

I read it and told my friends but I said I found it online! Before reading the next part and now since all has been forgiven I will commence representing the joke as my own. Thank you

Posted by: Omicron Man at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (pAwzk)

291 Interestingly, somebody on gab just posted yesterday a reminder that 38 (?) states sent their tallies overseas for counting--because that's where the contractors were.

I remember there were references to it, then it kind of died down.

If that's true, that's astounding.
Posted by: artemis
___

I have a really hard time buying that.

I think Dems used more conventional means of fraud. If you can mail in ballots, the sky is the limit.

I don't buy the hacking or foreign server arguments. That was part of the AZ audit and there was just nothing there with a hand recount.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (PwNLq)

292 Is it wrong to laugh at Hillary's tears? If it is, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

293 Vindman in that uniform makes me sick
Posted by: Skip

Ace named him Lt. Col. Bearclaw

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (arJlL)

294 The enduring mystery of the Cold War is where the f**k were the babe-alonians in the USSR. Was there a fair amount and, bupkis, umgatz, niente, a vast (and I mean vast) wasteland bereft of babe-itude.

Scroll forward to the 90s. WTF? Hard to swing a dead koshka without hitting a hottie, or something close.

There was that Russian assistant at the bank down in Batumi. A Russian, in Georgia, early 90s, so yeah desperate for an exit strategy. The way she acted, the look in her eye.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (OTzUX)

295 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BILL USED THAT SONG WHEN HE WON IN 1992
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER


You were ten years old when that happened, Ben. You were in bed already.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger's Dad at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (P1f+c)

296
Something puzzles me. Why do we not call them "Democrax"?
Posted by: Eeyore
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And their children "Democrax babies?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon!


That crax me up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (63Dwl)

297 All I remember after Trump was finally declared winner that glorious Election Night 2016, was the Schadenboners

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (mR6Gs)

298 So emotional. Big sads

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (ytSiK)

299 [i105 77 Wheaties > Will Wheaton. Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

Kaboom >>>>> Wil Wheaton. Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 05:02 PM (wtvvX)


Has anyone seen Will Wheaton and qdpsteve in the same room, at the same time? The world wonders.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (QzJWU)

300 Too bad she didn't know that you could campaign from your basement and still get 81 million votes

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F. Joe Biden is our greatest basement president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (FVME7)

301 155 39 Hillary Clinton will never be President.

I am no longer comfortable with this notion. I will be when the fat lady sings.

I, too, question the timing.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at December 08, 2021 05:07 PM (T823z)

+++
Never have been comfortable with it either. It's like whistling past the graveyard. Especially after the stolen 2020 election, I believe anything is possible with these evil vipers.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (cjEXD)

302 This foul sack of lipids is still alive while Rush Limbaugh is gone.

Life isn't fair.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (iydjf)

303 As despicable as Hillary is, the complicit GOP are twice as foul.

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (ONvIw)

304 It must piss her off that the DNC failed to pull her over the line like Joe.

Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (Tnijr)

305 "Do you want the novacaine or the red hot poker up your ass ?"
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:25 PM (arJlL)

I charge more for the novacaine
Posted by: Nevergiveup

LOL !

(and I'm not just laughing because you're a Captain !)

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (arJlL)

306 To bad she didn't pull out the old fireworks she was planning to set off that night. That would have at least made it a bit interesting.

Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (wyw4S)

307 I don't think a maudlin, weepy rehashing of history and Hillary's dreams for a better America are the ticket to making her appear a strong candidate for the presidency going forward.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

308 Jim, not funny.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (L2ZTs)

309 Pluto Nash may have had Hillary on currency. I don't remember, but Escape From L.A. definitely did. they were called bluebacks. it was in the scene where Snake grabbed Pam Grier's nuts.

Posted by: x at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (oA+QO)

310 @270

I pointed out last thread that now we have a sense of the epic amount of fraud in AZ, WI, Mi and GA. And with all of it, the bad guys barely, barely managed to eke out a razor-thin victory in the swing states.

And this is in alignment with the idea that 2016 also had a lot of fraud, but they found out that it was not enough.

So; be optimistic, they're fighting a losing battle, which is why they are trying to replace the electorate.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (AwPyG)

311 The enduring mystery of the Cold War is where the f**k were the babe-alonians in the USSR. Was there a fair amount and, bupkis, umgatz, niente, a vast (and I mean vast) wasteland bereft of babe-itude.


They were ll being deployed as HoneyPots throughout the extensive Soviet intelligence system

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (mR6Gs)

312 "I had a dream...*hic*"

Posted by: Miklos, quoting at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (QzkSJ)

313 There was that Russian assistant at the bank down in Batumi. A Russian, in Georgia, early 90s, so yeah desperate for an exit strategy. The way she acted, the look in her eye.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (OTzUX)
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Her voice was soft and cool, her eye was clear and bright, but she's not there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (AlkyK)

314 307 I don't think a maudlin, weepy rehashing of history and Hillary's dreams for a better America are the ticket to making her appear a strong candidate for the presidency going forward.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

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Agree.

Is this something wine moms and Millenials would appreciate?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (DcKNO)

315 Shouldn't that be Lt. Colonel Bear ClawS

Just sayin

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (iDcra)

316 pointed out last thread that now we have a sense of the epic amount of fraud in AZ, WI, Mi and GA. And with all of it, the bad guys barely, barely managed to eke out a razor-thin victory in the swing states

But was it EXTENSIVE ?

Posted by: The Media at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (mR6Gs)

317 314. Yes

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (ONvIw)

318 Hey, can I teach a class based on the victory speech I would've given after I banged all the Playboy Playmates of the month for 1975 while still in high school?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (OMayC)

319 Some people here have such a cartoonish, outlandishly non-factual grasp of recent history that it's almost impressive.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (OTzUX)

320 Whenever I think to myself about some person in my private life or family "surely that person must realize they are wrong," or "surely they know how much they have cheated/stolen/lied for advantage and feel no hate toward the victim of their crimes for existing," I think of hrc and understand that there is no limit to how deluded and privileged and evil people can be. Fuck them all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (M/0Gj)

321 >> If I ever open a liquor store, I shall name it "power of resilience"


Heh, reminds me of Samantha Powers' Hillary victory party that was profiled in VF or some other mag, and her saying she wanted to "milk the soft power dividend" of that historic moment. Achkphthtttt!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (CZb/v)

322 318 Hey, can I teach a class based on the victory speech I would've given after I banged all the Playboy Playmates of the month for 1975 while still in high school?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (OMayC)

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Enrolls.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (DcKNO)

323
The enduring mystery of the Cold War is where the f**k were the babe-alonians in the USSR. Was there a fair amount and, bupkis, umgatz, niente, a vast (and I mean vast) wasteland bereft of babe-itude.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (OTzUX)


They probably did some serious dressing-down and babushkaism to avoid being noticed by the commie cocksucker party bosses.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (n+4am)

324 Hillz beyond disgusting, or am I being unfair?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (eGTCV)

325 I charge more for the novacaine
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Like I told Dr Frank...after my third.

I can a handle the shot. Don't like the pain.

Posted by: Golfman at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (hOMhY)

326 I don't think a maudlin, weepy rehashing of history and Hillary's dreams for a better America are the ticket to making her appear a strong candidate for the presidency going forward.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (ZLI7S)

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Agree.

Is this something wine moms and Millenials would appreciate?
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (DcKNO)

But why NOW? There is a reason why she came out with this speech NOW.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (mR6Gs)

327 316. They had to make it small or they'd have trouble getting Mitch to kiss ass.

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (ONvIw)

328
To bad she didn't pull out the old fireworks she was planning to set off that night. That would have at least made it a bit interesting.
Posted by: bluebell


She ought to get drunk and make a Youtube video with a skyrocket.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

329 The enduring mystery of the Cold War is where the f**k were the babe-alonians in the USSR. Was there a fair amount and, bupkis, umgatz, niente, a vast (and I mean vast) wasteland bereft of babe-itude.

They were ll being deployed as HoneyPots throughout the extensive Soviet intelligence system
Posted by: JoeF.

I met a couple of serious babes who spoke perfect American English.

Commies. I felt compelled to Plant the Flag.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling the good old 80s at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (QzkSJ)

330 I don't buy the hacking or foreign server arguments. That was part of the AZ audit and there was just nothing there with a hand recount.

=====

They really didn't need electronic fraud. They had months to mail in fake and illegally "harvested" paper ballots.

In retrospect, it would have been better not to run with the kooky, incompetent lawsuits. The bottom line (81 million votes) was so OBVIOUSLY fraudulent, that even some normies would have gotten the point, and we could have pushed for in-person voting in 2024.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (sGnvY)

331 326. To force Kamala out and take the WH

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (ONvIw)

332 They probably did some serious dressing-down and babushkaism to avoid being noticed by the commie cocksucker party bosses.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (n+4am)

Amazing what a little capitalism, nutrition, beauty products, and clothes can do.

Posted by: flounderx at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (SH2Zi)

333 But why NOW? There is a reason why she came out with this speech NOW.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:34 PM (mR6Gs)
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I was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (wyw4S)

334 >>But why NOW? There is a reason why she came out with this speech NOW.

Indeed. Why now?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (ZLI7S)

335 313 There was that Russian assistant at the bank down in Batumi. A Russian, in Georgia, early 90s, so yeah desperate for an exit strategy. The way she acted, the look in her eye.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (OTzUX)
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Her voice was soft and cool, her eye was clear and bright, but she's not there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (AlkyK)

well no one told me about her, what could I do?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (trdmm)

336

Ha ha Bitch. GO AWAY!!!

Posted by: four seasons at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (1hhNr)

337 Thinking about upgrading my '04 vulcan classic 1600. What do you lot think about this replacement? Intended use is for long trips, and camping.

Link goes to Ducati.com
https://is.gd/YoKa6o

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (IJES/)

338 Something screwy is going on with J.J. Sefton's book on amazon. If you click on the Read with kindle unlimited link on his book's page it goes to a DIFFERENT AUTHOR's book also called The End of America by J.I Kahn that is a biblical examination.

Sefton should be informed asap.

Posted by: SamIam at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (oasF3)

339 "But why NOW? There is a reason why she came out with this speech NOW.
Posted by: JoeF."

There is some crazy idea that she could still become President. Never say never.

Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (Tnijr)

340 She ought to get drunk and make a Youtube video with a skyrocket.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

A two liter vodka Coke and some Mentos.

Posted by: Miklos, who would enjoy that at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (QzkSJ)

341 318 Hey, can I teach a class based on the victory speech I would've given after I banged all the Playboy Playmates of the month for 1975 while still in high school?

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 05:33 PM (OMayC)
===

You mean How to Trim Shag Carpet 101?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (iDcra)

342 F. Joe Biden is our greatest basement president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 05:30 PM (FVME7)

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And the CCP bought him at bargain basement price -- unlike Bubba and Hildabeast, who always sold out the nation and its security for at least 25% each minimum.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (FCj3F)

343 Kamala is tanking. I'm sure Hillary can force her out.

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (ONvIw)

344 Pluto Nash may have had Hillary on currency. I don't remember, but Escape From L.A. definitely did. they were called bluebacks. it was in the scene where Snake grabbed Pam Grier's nuts.
Posted by: x at December 08, 2021 05:31 PM (oA+QO)


Wow, I remember that scene on the Queen Mary and the bluebacks, but not the bill. Either I blinked - or wouldn't it be funny if the version I was watching deleted that from the movie? Hit too close to home?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (wAnMi)

345 In my longest time there during the Era of Glorious Soviet Power, there were exactly two (dva, zwei, dos) babes detected by me and our network of typically female-focused young men. Clearly Party brats - wearing Levis, having tea at the fancy tea shop. That was it.

Now - even back then, the Baltics were a different story. Estonia especially. Yowzah. Plenty of talent. Blonde, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (OTzUX)

346 It must piss her off that the DNC failed to pull her over the line like Joe.

The time wasn't ripe. They needed a bogeyman who said puthy in the presidency for four years to rile up the suburban wine moms and the cucks. Once that came about, pulling off the election fraud was relatively easy.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (Xrfse)

347 Since the Constitution seems to be loosely interpreted by the lefties (if at all), I don't put any crazy past them.

What R's will stand in the way?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (DcKNO)

348 There are two totally different classifications in Russian women. I even could show you proof.
Watch the old Soviet version of The Dawns are Quite then watch the new version.
Look at pictures of WWII female soldiers and look now at them.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (2JoB8)

349 Maybe one of our favorite trials is going to feature ms. clinton soon.

That would be fun

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (AwPyG)

350 Verdict in any moment in the smollett minstral show

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (Irn0L)

351 Her voice was soft and cool, her eye was clear and bright, but she's not there.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:32 PM (AlkyK)

well no one told me about her, what could I do?
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (trdmm)

Just don't bother trying to find her

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (mR6Gs)

352 Sounds like that guy kinda came at the end of the speech

Posted by: Erik L at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (UCI1V)

353 347 maybe Rand, MTG, and Gaetz.

Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (ONvIw)

354 Some people here have such a cartoonish, outlandishly non-factual grasp of recent history that it's almost impressive.
Posted by: rhomboid

Time for some remedial instruction.

Posted by: Prf. Miklos Irwin-Corey at December 08, 2021 05:38 PM (QzkSJ)

355 BIDEN: "We're making progress. We're going to keep at it to ensure the American people are paying their fair share for gas."

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Vote 'Rat 2022!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 05:38 PM (FVME7)

356 it was in the scene where Snake grabbed Pam Grier's nuts.

Pam Grier has nuts ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:38 PM (arJlL)

357 I've said it before and I'll say it again, I sincerely hope I live long enough to see this vile bitch draw her last breath.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 08, 2021 05:38 PM (TU8Tj)

358 Some folks may not be aware that the Hillster is a witch. She's cooking up potions and casting spells. Trouble done been boilin' up.

Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:38 PM (Tnijr)

359 Never though I'd say this but....right after doing 'whatever' it took to impregnate Hellary, and the ritual wiping of the dick on the lace curtains, that guy could look in the mirror and say 'BillyBoy, you owe Webb Hubbel $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Eromero at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (0OP+5)

360 I don't buy the hacking or foreign server arguments. That was part of the AZ audit and there was just nothing there with a hand recount.
Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:29 PM (PwNLq)

Where they were violating the law by not complying with subpoenas as recently as this August?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (z5Vrg)

361 Verdict in any moment in the smollett minstral show
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm sure Ace is at the ready......

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (arJlL)

362 I've said it before and I'll say it again, I sincerely hope I live long enough to see this vile bitch draw her last breath.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 08, 2021 05:38 PM (TU8Tj)



How old are you?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (Irn0L)

363 353 347 maybe Rand, MTG, and Gaetz.
Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:37 PM (ONvIw)

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Yes, all have balls. *cough*

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (DcKNO)

364 Probably been said already, but Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: Karen Konquistadore at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (tu3iY)

365
Kamala is tanking. I'm sure Hillary can force her out.
Posted by: CN at December 08, 2021 05:36 PM (ONvIw)

If it comes down to Hillary vs. Jarrett, I'll put every penny I have on Valerie. Wouldn't be the first time they went toe-to-toe and Hillary got her nose rubbed in her own shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (2ABQr)

366 I will tie one on the day Hildabeast leaves this planet and goes to the darkness below.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (2JoB8)

367 Was there a fair amount and, bupkis, umgatz, niente, a vast (and I mean vast) wasteland bereft of babe-itude.

Posted by: rhomboid

Many were in the hard currency hotels and shops trolling for sugar daddies. I worked at a company that did some business in the USSR, and two execs came home with "wives", and they said you check in, pick out a babe from the lobby, and she spends the week with you for a place to sleep and meals.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (M/0Gj)

368 "Do you want the novacaine or the red hot poker up your ass ?"
Posted by: JT

Cake or Death?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (mD/uy)

369 >>> But why NOW? There is a reason why she came out with this speech NOW.
~~~~~

See JackStraw's #88.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (0TVNF)

370 Sefton should be informed asap.
Posted by: SamIam at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (oasF3)
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SamIam, I alerted CBD and he should be able to reach JJ. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: bluebell at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (wyw4S)

371 Something screwy is going on with J.J. Sefton's book on amazon. If you click on the Read with kindle unlimited link on his book's page it goes to a DIFFERENT AUTHOR's book also called The End of America by J.I Kahn that is a biblical examination.

Sefton should be informed asap.
Posted by: SamIam at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (oasF3)


You're right! I can't say I ever clicked the kindle link previously. I didn't want to buy my copy from Amazoid, but it's the only way you can leave a review. Don't know if JJ knows, but they stopped allowing reviews that weren't verified purchases maybe 2 years ago now. So I figured I'd bite the bullet so I can leave a review. The cover alone is worth the price of admission.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (wAnMi)

372 "How old are you?"

57

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (TU8Tj)

373
@360

yeah, AZ didn't address the electronics.

They just showed massive fraud with ballots, which was pretty persuasive.

64000 ballots from Pima County that were not attached to any person. One county. Biden won by 10,000

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (AwPyG)

374 The bottom line (81 million votes) was so OBVIOUSLY fraudulent, that even some normies would have gotten the point, and we could have pushed for in-person voting in 2024.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton
____

Which no Republican (including Trump) is pushing.

One would think if you really believed you were robbed, as a billionaire you'd be pushing bills to try and looking for lawsuits to change this dynamic.

But crickets.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (PwNLq)

375 So, I got a call from the RNC, asking me to renew my membership.

I laughed and told the gal, "McConnell just sold us out on the debt ceiling and McDaniel is related to that traitorous weasel, Mitt Romney. No."

And hung up.

Hopefully, that's not the first such response they get.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (7KdZd)

376 "Do you want the novacaine or the red hot poker up your ass ?"
Posted by: JT

Cake or Death?
Posted by: Tonypete

"Cake, please"

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (arJlL)

377 Picking who is worse between Hillary and Biden is like picking between Hitler and Stalin.

Posted by: Just a side note at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (VJ4aP)

378 Gov. Wicked Witch Whitmer just gave a speech criticizing Biden's vaccine mandate.

Game over. Biden lost his last supporter in America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (c06CZ)

379 "Do you want the novacaine or the red hot poker up your ass ?"
Posted by: JT

Cake or Death?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (mD/uy)
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The cake is a lie.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (AlkyK)

380 Skip, admit I'm not entirely clear on your comment.

But for WWII, Rosa Shanina.

Look up her photos.

Um, yeah.

Sadly, killed in action in East Prussia, I think.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (OTzUX)

381 clutch, IMHO Amazon does a good job with keeping the troll reviews out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (L2ZTs)

382 If Kamala were to die, for instance, "Did Not Commit Suicide, " there's the not-0%-chance of Hillary being nominated to replace her. And Biden ain't exactly fit as a fiddle.


Crazier things have happened, and not that long ago.

Posted by: davidt at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (0hbQ6)

383 >>>Verdict in any moment in the smollett minstral show

>I'm envisioning a flaming, footlong, grinder rotisserie in the headlines.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 05:42 PM (BPuaD)

384 Obama's picture is, of course, on the $3 bill. Joe Biden's image is on the Trillion dollar coin.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 08, 2021 05:42 PM (ctFUD)

385 The cake option is a red hot poker covered in frosting.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:42 PM (iDcra)

386 "Game over. Biden lost his last supporter in America."

The hell you say.

Posted by: Jay Inslee at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (TU8Tj)

387 >>See JackStraw's #88.

I don't think that's it either. What today's performance appeared to be to me is damage control for her.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

388 Doesn't look to me like Vindmen could pass an Army annual PT test. Maybe he is special.

Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (AmoqO)

389 DrBone:

The jury will come back and the foreman will say, "we find the defendants incredibly guilty."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (L2ZTs)

390 Game over. Biden lost his last supporter in America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (c06CZ)

Dim bulb Inslee has not weighed in yet.

Posted by: flounderx at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (SH2Zi)

391 But why NOW? There is a reason why she came out with this speech NOW.
~~~~~

See JackStraw's #88.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (0TVNF)

I'll buy that, maybe something is about to come out.
But she's pathetic, and the people who look to her as some epitome of WOMANHOOD or whatever are even more pathetic.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (mR6Gs)

392 "How old are you?"

57
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (TU8Tj)

My money is on you outliving her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (Irn0L)

393 Hopefully, that's not the first such response they get.

It seems to work. The RNC gave up on me a long time ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (Xrfse)

394
"Cake, please"
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:41 PM (arJlL)

Ok. We'll use the red hot poker to shove the cake up your ass.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (IJES/)

395 Sefton should be informed asap.
Posted by: SamIam at December 08, 2021 05:35 PM (oasF3)


I take it back - it appears I can leave a review without purchase. Can't keep track of amazon's fickle policies. But it definitely gives me a link to leave a review. Don't know if that's just for books or if they've reverted or what.

I see the only 1 star review is NOT a verified purchase, so chances are they didn't read the book. And that I thought was the whole reason for verified purchases. Maybe they only allow anybody to review for right-leaning authors? Looks like I need to snoop around the dump.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (wAnMi)

396 361 Verdict in any moment in the smollett minstral show
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm sure Ace is at the ready......
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (arJlL)

jury only started deliberations 2 hours ago. If they're already finished....

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (trdmm)

397 Picking who is worse between Hillary and Biden is like picking between Hitler and Stalin.

Posted by: Just a side note
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Only Stalin is diaper shitting demented old pedo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (iDcra)

398 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Joe Biden says that we'll never go back to "less rain" because of global warming.

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I didn't even know Joe was Jewish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (FVME7)

399 383 >>>Verdict in any moment in the smollett minstral show


I have no idea of what you speak of

Posted by: Robin Roberts at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (us2H3)

400 >See JackStraw's #88.

Is that a brand of whiskey?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (mR6Gs)

401 Americans need to pay their fair share for gasoline? WTF Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (Q1i0Y)

402 @374

You have to remember you are asking all the people who allowed it to happen (or actively participated) to expose it.
Not gonna happen.

So, I guess the next best thing is to harness the outrage into voting enough of these crooks out of office.

Today, Gaetz again floated the idea of Trump as Speaker if the republicans re take the house. Heh heh.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (AwPyG)

403 Whut? Every time there is a drought they blame global warming

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (CYnTg)

404 366 I will tie one on the day Hildabeast leaves this planet and goes to the darkness below.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (2JoB

+++
Oh, I will too. And I rarely drink.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (cjEXD)

405 by "did some business," i mean we sold them enough equipment that they could copy and reproduce. The execs then kept going back year after year because it was cheap and they got laid. No more sales though.

The CEO even testified in front of congress to allow export after Cap Weinbergers tougher export control. The were relaxed a bit, we sold some crap, and all in all never made a dime but gave away our technology.

Years later I interviewed a Jew who had gotten out during the relaxing. He was not quite a refusenik, but he was part of that group who got out and were helped by Jewish groups to get set up in the states. Well, apparently he was part of the team that copied our designs. When I interviewed him and showed him what we made, he claimed "I designed that." You see, he thought that everyone "designed" by copying, and thought my company was another copy shop. I learned a lot about how deluded the public is in totalitarian states from Vladimir.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (M/0Gj)

406 jury only started deliberations 2 hours ago. If they're already finished....
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (trdmm)

NOT GUILTY

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (us2H3)

407 Joe Biden says that we'll never go back to "less rain" because of global warming.


Come to CA Joe
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Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (Q1i0Y)

408 jury only started deliberations 2 hours ago. If they're already finished....
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (trdmm)
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You've got a bunch of jurors hollering, "Guilty" because they know they lost several days of their lives they'll never get back.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (7KdZd)

409 The cake is a lie.

And a trap!

Posted by: Cake Girl at December 08, 2021 05:46 PM (Xrfse)

410 I will tie one on the day Hildabeast leaves this planet and goes to the darkness below.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (2JoB

+++
Oh, I will too. And I rarely drink.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (cjEXD)
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Party time at the ol' HQ.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:46 PM (AlkyK)

411 >>'ll buy that, maybe something is about to come out.
But she's pathetic, and the people who look to her as some epitome of WOMANHOOD or whatever are even more pathetic.

No argument from me but I don't think we are the target audience. There are still a sizable number of people in this country who like Hillary or at least hate Trump and want to be sympathetic to anyone who also hates Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:46 PM (ZLI7S)

412 NYT: "Fox News Christmas Tree Catches Fire"

the SUV drove over parade goers... The gun shot the GOP Congressional baseball team...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2021 05:46 PM (c06CZ)

413
"My money is on you outliving her"

Her and Peolsi. They are the Wicked Witches of the East and West. May a house fall on them.

Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:46 PM (Tnijr)

414 Russia has troops massed on the Ukraine border and Killary turns up. Interesting.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (uAO8Z)

415 Aretemis

Didn't they do a hand recount and compare to electronic count and find they matched up?

Last I heard, the latest is the auditing firm Cyber Ninjas was "in on it". That's the problem with this, if you want to believe something, no proof will ever be enough.

FWIW, an "insider" I know that has a career of winning statewide races in AZ for Republicans and an unabashed Trump supporter thought there was very little there. And he followed the audit very closely and had ties to it. He doesn't think Biden won the state with anything "new" just the usual stuff at the margins, but this time was enough. We've also just had a shit ton of people move here from CA and IL.



Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (PwNLq)

416 Posted by: It's me donna at December 08, 2021 05:45 PM (Q1i0Y)
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Al Gore needs to give a global warming speech in CA. They'd be be building arks by the time he's done, based on his track record.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (7KdZd)

417 I don't think Smollet will be found guilty

He's a celebrity and it's Chicago

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (mR6Gs)

418 The target audience is blue haired land whales

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (CYnTg)

419 Had some Frey Ranch rye on Sunday. Dang, stuff is good. Sadly they're not giving it away ($60ish). Nevada, of all places. Not sure if it's the same family/outfit as the wine one in CA. Interestingly, I got a decent whiskey from a place in Reno, on the bottle, which I found hilarious, "Made from Nevada Corn". Thus I learned that corn was grown there. So happened that a few days later, driving back via an unbeaten path, I saw verdant farm fields with row crops (no corn).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (OTzUX)

420 The cake is a lie.

And a trap!
Posted by: Cake Girl at December 08, 2021 05:46 PM (Xrfse)

But traps are gay...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (V6f9+)

421 I don't think that's it either. What today's performance appeared to be to me is damage control for her.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Wouldn't making her into a sympathetic person be a form of damage control?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 08, 2021 05:48 PM (0TVNF)

422 It may be that their polling shows a lot of the people who hate trump aren't going to vote dem this time, but will sit it out.

Maybe they're trying to stir them up to come and vote.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:48 PM (AwPyG)

423 Guilty! Of being gay as hell!

Posted by: The Jury at December 08, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr)

424 423 Guilty! Of being gay as hell!
Posted by: The Jury at December 08, 2021 05:48 PM (Tnijr)


fuck you in the ass

Posted by: Jizzy at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (us2H3)

425 417 I don't think Smollet will be found guilty

He's a celebrity and it's Chicago
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (mR6Gs)

His own attorney admitted he was guilty during his closing argument. The entire case reminds me of the speech from Billy Madison - Everyone in this country is now Dumber for having heard parts of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (trdmm)

426 414 Russia has troops massed on the Ukraine border and Killary turns up. Interesting.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (uAO8Z)

+++
LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (cjEXD)

427 don't think that's it either. What today's performance appeared to be to me is damage control for her.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)
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You cannot unwreck a train.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (7KdZd)

428 >>Wouldn't making her into a sympathetic person be a form of damage control?

Absolutely. I just meant it has nothing to do with Biden. Sorry if that was confusing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

429 FWIW, an "insider" I know that has a career of winning statewide races in AZ for Republicans and an unabashed Trump supporter thought there was very little there. And he followed the audit very closely and had ties to it. He doesn't think Biden won the state with anything "new" just the usual stuff at the margins, but this time was enough. We've also just had a shit ton of people move here from CA and IL.



Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (PwNLq)

The number of bad/fraudulent ballots in Maricopa county alone was enough to swing the election. And that's without checking signatures.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, load and make ready at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (V6f9+)

430 t may be that their polling shows a lot of the people who hate trump aren't going to vote dem this time, but will sit it out.

Maybe they're trying to stir them up to come and vote.
Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:48 PM (AwPyG)

For a stinking, putrid , disease-ridden, vodka-soaked carcass?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (mR6Gs)

431 Verdict in any moment in the smollett minstral show
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I'm sure Ace is at the ready......
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:39 PM (arJlL)

jury only started deliberations 2 hours ago. If they're already finished....
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (trdmm)

That is what Fox TV news was reporting. But this one seems kinda like a slam dunk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2021 05:49 PM (Irn0L)

432 "Gentlemen", interesting stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2021 05:50 PM (OTzUX)

433 64000 ballots from Pima County that were not attached to any person. One county. Biden won by 10,000
Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:40 PM (AwPyG)

This gets zero airtime - no one in America knows what happened in 2020 because the MSM has successfully embargoed any discussion of it - they've successfully tagged anyone who wants to weed into it as a "nut job liar with delusions!" and so no one else in the media wants to have that tag hung around their neck.

When someone important goes to jail, or a state's SOS say their election results were a fraud, then that will begin to damage this narrative. In the meantime, the states that witness the massive wholesale fraud are trying to shore up their elections and validate their voter rolls - at last. So, something good is happening behind the scenes.

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (5iUNf)

434 Hillary isn't hard to track. Just follow the flying monkeys.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (kTF2Z)

435 The number of bad/fraudulent ballots in Maricopa county alone was enough to swing the election. And that's without checking signatures.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I'd honestly like to see more about this. Is there a good link?

Why were the ballots fraudulent?

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (PwNLq)

436
Something is up. Banana peels all over the hallway outside of Kameltoes office, Hillary pretending to be relevant. Joe in his twilight moments. It seems a 'Hatfields v McCoys' battle is on the horizon.

But the most relevant question is; just how bad are the carbs in popcorn?

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (dQvv7)

437 Sounds like Juicy hung himself

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB8)

438 >>> Is that a brand of whiskey?
~~~~~

Likely rum. He's a pirate, ya know.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (0TVNF)

439 415
Didn't they do a hand recount and compare to electronic count and find they matched up?

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:47 PM (PwNLq)

Aren't they expected to match up? That's basically the entire point of having the live information on voting (before reporting) and then backfilling ballots over the next couple days.

You know the actual, which gives you the number you need to make up, which you then make up. It's what creates the abnormal degree of synchronization. Normal fraud operations also look weird in the numbers, but in a different pattern.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (z5Vrg)

440 @214

"Didn't they do a hand recount and compare to electronic count and find they matched up?"

Yes, that's what the fraudsters did in all the fraud states.
"We recounted the fraudulent votes, and got the same totals"

They avoided matching votes to the number of registered voters, or people who requested mail in ballots. Because those are obvious indicators of fraud.

Posted by: artemis at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (AwPyG)

441 Great, thanks Bluebell

Posted by: SamIam at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (oasF3)

442 "The number of bad/fraudulent ballots in Maricopa county alone was enough to swing the election."

And who allowed those ballots? Heads should roll but nothing ever happens.


Posted by: The Jury at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (Tnijr)

443 Sounds like Juicy hung himself
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB

Did you say penis embigening?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (IJES/)

444 But the most relevant question is; just how bad are the carbs in popcorn?
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus

Popcorn is a whole grain. Very healthy snack (sans toppings).

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (KAi1n)

445 Hillary isn't hard to track. Just follow the flying monkeys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

And the dead bodies.....

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (arJlL)

446 Maybe the thinking in Hillaryland is that Kamala is going to have to walk the plank for supporting Smollet and Hillary is ......available.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (mR6Gs)

447 I actually have MasterClass.

Do you want the lowlights?

Posted by: @irishmikecomedy at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (qs/1s)

448 oops off jussidicious sock

Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:53 PM (Tnijr)

449 437 Sounds like Juicy hung himself
Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (2JoB

Ironic, since apparently it was the Nigerian brothers who were well hung...

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 05:53 PM (trdmm)

450
Nothing says "resilience" like bawling like a baby over a speech that never was given ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 08, 2021 05:53 PM (3l5Yq)

451 435 The number of bad/fraudulent ballots in Maricopa county alone was enough to swing the election. And that's without checking signatures.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I'd honestly like to see more about this. Is there a good link?

Why were the ballots fraudulent?
Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:51 PM (PwNLq)

You can't show individual ballots as fraudulent. You can show that X more people voted than received ballots or the like.

Using Wisconisn as an example, mail-in voting is only by paperwork request. The number of mail-in ballots received exceeded the number sent out by around 60k(which of course had no standing in count). But that's about where your ability to prove/investigate anything ends.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 08, 2021 05:53 PM (z5Vrg)

452 >>Didn't they do a hand recount and compare to electronic count and find they matched up?

It wasn't the number of ballots. It was the legitimacy of the ballots.

That's the game the media and the Democrats have been running since the election. There's no need for an audit because we've recounted and the tallies match!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

453 Gov. Wicked Witch Whitmer just gave a speech criticizing Biden's vaccine mandate.
====

I think hell has just frozen over...

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 08, 2021 05:54 PM (iydjf)

454 And the dead bodies.....
Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:52 PM (arJlL)

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But mostly the dead bodies.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2021 05:54 PM (kTF2Z)

455 Bloody hell:
1984 - a Feminist Retelling approved by Orwell's estate.
https://tinyurl.com/2fzcbpy2

How Orwellian can it get?

"May" be approved for movie adaptation?
You mean it's already greenlit and they're doing casting call.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:55 PM (wAnMi)

456 See, we all talk about Hillary being fat and bloated and almost dead--I did a fe comments ago-- but if they can get her in there as the VP, then get rid of Joe, she'll be PRESIDENT--and well-positioned to run in 2024.

They've already proven that Democrats can win without campaigning.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:55 PM (mR6Gs)

457 The judge ruling against Project Veritas is bad for Biden. It has legally authenticated the diary as property of Ashley Biden. This also means her entry about inappropriate showers with her dad is now a matter of legal record.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at December 08, 2021 05:56 PM (YynD5)

458 It wasn't the number of ballots. It was the legitimacy of the ballots.
=====

In Philly, practically the first thing the canvassers did was to separate the signed envelopes from the ballots, so that there would be no way to verify them.

Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at December 08, 2021 05:56 PM (sGnvY)

459 Lizzo will be cast as Julia. Who gets to be Big Brother?

Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:56 PM (Tnijr)

460 Lizzo will be cast as Julia. Who gets to be Big Brother?
Posted by: f'd at December 08, 2021 05:56 PM (Tnijr)
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Big Sister, you h8ter!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 05:57 PM (AlkyK)

461 Who gets to be Big Brother?
===

I'm available

Posted by: Chaz Bono at December 08, 2021 05:57 PM (iydjf)

462 I try not to rehash the Great Steal too much. There's no earthly power that's gonna undo it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2021 05:57 PM (Xrfse)

463 I just know that Cyber Ninjas (what a stupid name btw) backed off on a lot of their claims from early on as the audit finished.

Which then many on the Right claimed they became part of the conspiracy.

I think fraud happened, especially with mail in ballots, but I also think a lot of crazy claims were made that people backed off from.

We just don't really have accurate sources for news anymore, everything has an agenda.

Posted by: Blago at December 08, 2021 05:57 PM (PwNLq)

464 "While the speech talks about "uniting," it must be kept in mind that less than 24 hours after realizing she lost, Hillary Clinton gathered her minions to launch a conspiracy to push a lie into the media and FBI and DOJ to get the duly elected president investigated and delegitimized and divide the country for five years all due to her spite and wounded ambition and refusal to accept the fact that the nation had rejected her -- again."


I believe the original op against Trump was to set-up him, Don Jr., and others on Hill's Maximum Enemies List to be arrested and tried on a host of Federal charges, perhaps including treason, shortly after the election. DoJ SDNY was probably in on the plan.

So it didn't take long for Obama, Hillary, Rice, Brennan, Comey, and McCabe to shift gear and enlist Pelosi and Schiff to go for impeachment ASAP, using the Steele Dossier and other crap McCabe and Stzrok had been collecting and creating out of nothing. IMHO.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 05:57 PM (AMIL/)

465 They've already proven that Democrats can win without campaigning winning.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 05:55 PM (mR6Gs)


FIFY.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 05:58 PM (wAnMi)

466 Nood

Posted by: Catherine--who generally doesn't curse. at December 08, 2021 05:58 PM (YMrAv)

467 I try not to rehash the Great Steal too much. There's no earthly power that's gonna undo it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Not even the FBI ?

Posted by: JT at December 08, 2021 05:58 PM (arJlL)

468 I sort of look forward to Hillary riding in to rescue the Democrats from PDT Version 2.0.

Watching Hillary waddle across the stage, while buckets of sweat pour off her body, with the occasional leaked photo of her getting an IV would be comedy gold.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at December 08, 2021 05:59 PM (7KdZd)

469 >>In Philly, practically the first thing the canvassers did was to separate the signed envelopes from the ballots, so that there would be no way to verify them.

If you haven't seen it already look at just some of the stuff they've uncovered in Georgia. The numbers are impossible.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9dvfbc

Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2021 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

470 artemis: "Today, Gaetz again floated the idea of Trump as Speaker if the republicans re take the house. Heh heh."

Better idea: Elect Trump President for his third term AND make him Speaker.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 08, 2021 06:00 PM (aXxgO)

471 The judge ruling against Project Veritas is bad for Biden. It has legally authenticated the diary as property of Ashley Biden. This also means her entry about inappropriate showers with her dad is now a matter of legal record.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at December 08, 2021 05:56 PM (YynD5)


Except about 3% of the population knows about this, and it's already being memory holed. Nobody else will have any clue. At least it can make some great political ads. Hell, there's probably a solid hour of prime material Joe came up with all on his lonesome.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at December 08, 2021 06:00 PM (wAnMi)

472 462 I try not to rehash the Great Steal too much. There's no earthly power that's gonna undo it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2021 05:57 PM (Xrfse)


That's where I am, unfortunately. Sometimes reality sucks.

Posted by: Karen Konquistadore at December 08, 2021 06:02 PM (tu3iY)

473 Nope, I'm not watching. I will not voluntarily subject myself to her nasty bullshit. Why would I? I don't hate myself.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 06:05 PM (nRMeC)

474 Old and Busted: We have to vote for something before we'll tell you what's in it.

New and Shiny: You didn't vote for me so I'm going to tell you anyway whether you like it or not.


Older and Busteder: Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 08, 2021 06:05 PM (57IqW)

475 Two possible new gigs for Hillary:

Spokesperson for Drizzly

Author of "Arkancide for Dummies"

Posted by: groovy girl at December 08, 2021 06:09 PM (ybC9u)

476 Not until she's room temperature.

Don't we already know from Futurama that her severed head remains alive in a jar for hundreds of years? I wonder, when they decapitated her, if the brilliant light of all of her murders shined out of her body, like a scene from Highlander?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 08, 2021 06:10 PM (ctFUD)

477 475/groovy girl: "Arkancide for Dummies"

Okay, THAT got a belly laugh. You win the day.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at December 08, 2021 06:16 PM (nRMeC)

478 Its crazy and wrong to question the outcome of an election except when its brave and stunning and you keep talking about it as if you were robbed but its wrong and crazy to say an election was stolen unless you are Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 08, 2021 06:38 PM (KZzsI)

479 Fuck that horrid stank bitch with her lothario husband's diseased schlong. Rot in hell, toots!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 08, 2021 07:01 PM (5G5QC)

480 The other shoe ran away after listening to that pathetic excuse named Hillary.

Posted by: mcn at December 08, 2021 07:45 PM (qGc8T)

481 Anyone stupid enough to take her class deserves the torture that she will inflict on them.

Posted by: Dr. Mongo at December 08, 2021 07:55 PM (Tl7a9)

482 I onlt she had worked more cemeteries.

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Posted by: rachael dazalma at December 09, 2021 12:47 AM (vbD5P)

484 Where oh where is that tiny asteroid with her name on it?

Posted by: obsidian at December 09, 2021 11:46 AM (VVgog)

485 > Vindman sure is a fat fuck.

Indeed...whatever happened to the "fat boy program?" Doesn't the Army have weight/height standards? My closest brush with service was one year of Air Force ROTC, in which cadets who were out-of-spec weren't allowed to wear the uniform until they did something about it.

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