Finland's 36-Year-Old Prime Minister Misses a Text Telling Her to Quarantine Because She Was Out Clubbing Until 4am and Left Her Phone At Home

Sounds like a Millennial.

Except the part about "leaving her phone at home." I don't think that's allowed. For a Millennial, I mean.

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Her Foreign Minister tested positive with covid so they called her to tell her she had to quarantine because she had been exposed. She said she didn't get the message which I frankly think was a lie, I think she just wanted to keep on clubbing.

But whatever, Hot Girl Rules.


PMILF!

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I'd salt her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM




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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 08, 2021 02:48 PM (7iFeQ)

2 And we get Slobberin' Joe. How is this fair?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 02:48 PM (lNHqD)

3 That last line is why I keep coming back.

Posted by: CA Token at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (7kQh7)

4 Gracious, she's a cutie!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (SRRAx)

5 What club does she party at? Just asking for a friend.

- Hunter

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (a/dOO)

6 Top 10

Posted by: Boone at December 08, 2021 02:49 PM (3iB+/)

7 I am not outraged by this. Unless of course she is one of the Lockdown Uber Alles usual suspects.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (DJFLF)

8 Was she clubbing baby seals?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

9 "I'd snack on her lutefisk"
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You lye!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (7iFeQ)

10 "I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'."

I don't, actually. Does she make a mean lutefisk dish? Doesn't sound good, to be honest.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

11 And Ace, are you implying that you'd like to do some detailed contact tracing on her?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (a/dOO)

12 My wife is of Finnish ancestry. The wimmins are pretty but have a temper.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

13 I'd hang her shelves !!!

Shit that Ace would say, that would be a damn lie.

Posted by: Find My Feet at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (xoVyq)

14 PMILF = gold Jerry, gold!

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (U1eOr)

15 She said she didn't get the message which I frankly think was a lie, I think she just wanted to keep on clubbing.

the music is so loud though. How could she hear the notification?

I rate her statement: True

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

16 >>>11 And Ace, are you implying that you'd like to do some detailed contact tracing on her?

I'd like to stick something long and rigid up her nose, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (0G13K)

17 PMILF I wonder what that means.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (ZjCis)

18 I hope she doesn't bother with quarantining, goes out clubbing again, but this time takes her phone to snap some selfies with her hot girlfriends.

There is no downside to this for Finland. None whatsoever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

19
"Snack on her lutefisk."

Ace, you fucking kill me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (s2VJv)

20 I love that they bring up 4am in every one of these stories. Like what, if she only was out until 1am it wouldn't have been as much of a big deal?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (OalnH)

21 She looks vaguely like my cousin. So I'm gonna' go with "meh" on this one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (BFigT)

22 Meanwhile, NZ's crazypants lady PM is telling everyone there that there will be no end to the course of vaccinations.

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (DJFLF)

23 Apparently she is very good at building a caucus.

Posted by: Boone at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (3iB+/)

24 1

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (QKtAT)

25 Is she objectively hot or hot for a politician?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (98oG5)

26 Hellllo... ma'am!

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (53oGX)

27 Yes. She's cute and all. But what I care about are lockdowns. Giving an airhead like this the ability to intern people against their will is a crime or ought to be.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (Hszs6)

28 Okay, a woman who thinks she has a body.

A woman who has valid judgment on that point.

Line forms to the left. I hope she's not light in the sandals.

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (8erNz)

29 I'm guessing her "work phone" is something she hardly ever touches. Just somebody talking on the other end, which is very annoying.

Because I know that there's no way a millennial would ever "put down" their phone. It's a physical and mental impossibility.

Posted by: John Podesta at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (wAnMi)

30

Seymour Hair > Simo Hayha?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (s2VJv)

31 This is the first lutefisk-based sexual innuendo in all of recorded human history.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (Fq1gB)

32 I wonder if this PMILF and her hot friends would be interested in some extensive, hands-on "contact tracing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

33 Was she clubbing baby seals?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 08, 2021 02:50 PM (63Dwl)

Reminds me of one of my favorite one line jokes, stolen from some comedian. He said he would go up to some PETA-types and go, "So, two baby seals walked into a club..." and see how long it would take for them to start banshee screaming at him.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (a/dOO)

34 Croatia just fell to #2 in countries with hottest PMs (or former PMs) in the case of Croatia.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (OalnH)

35 I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.

Beware her knife though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (yQpMk)

36 25 Is she objectively hot or hot for a politician?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (98oG5)

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Yes. Yes she is.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (U1eOr)

37 Prime alright.

Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (AmoqO)

38 They brought us Simo Hayha, the war against Stalin, and now this. That woman is a snack, especially stacked against Daisy Ridley, Brie Larson, or Emma Watson.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (jCJ2M)

39 So who did she Kamala to get her job? No way someone that young becomes PM of a significant country without providing some favors of a certain type . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

40 She's a little long in the tooth but would still sniff.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (G6h7s)

41 Doubt she'll be impeached for this-- she's too peachy... But it's only thottery if she tries to blame Nokia now

Posted by: Le Swampon at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (8u87b)

42 You know what they say about women who smoke. Or eat lutefisk.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (BPuaD)

43 No truth to the rumor big Mike has had obumbles
passport cancelled.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 02:53 PM (lTgSZ)

44 25 Is she objectively hot or hot for a politician?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (98oG5)

__

She could easily work in marketing at any Fortune 50 company.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (OalnH)

45 I'd subject her to hard questions.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (ZjCis)

46 Hexenbiest

Posted by: Prove me wrong at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (7QuTD)

47 Is she objectively hot or hot for a politician?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (98oG5)
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She's a looker. She'd get at very least a second or third glance in a bar, and I'd probably consider her out of my league.

For a politician, she shattered the hotness meter and sent bits of glass and shrapnel flying around the halls of government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

48 I agree

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (2JoB8)

49
All I see is a politician. Just another sack of shit. Don't care what she looks like.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (2ABQr)

50 I'd like to "forcibly isolate" with her in an "Australian internment camp," if you catch my drift.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (0G13K)

51 Finland gets this, and we get Hillarhoid, Tank Abrams, Alopecia Pressley, Ilhan Omar, and Kamala Harris??

WTF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (+nW6n)

52 27 Yes. She's cute and all. But what I care about are lockdowns. Giving an airhead like this the ability to intern people against their will is a crime or ought to be.
Posted by: Dr. Claw


"Madam Prime Minister, you seem to be wheezing. We've only been fucking for half an hour. Do you think you should take the mask off?"

Posted by: JEM at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (8erNz)

53 If you leave your phone at home, are you any longer a millennial?

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (XHhHI)

54 And she'd probably be all in support of the Finnish member of Parliament as well as the pastor going to jail because they support traditional marriage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (poMoX)

55 The wimmins are pretty but have a temper.
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

Like the Bangladeshis, the Puerto Ricans, the Scottish, the Chinese...

Just say "women have a temper" and save yourself the time.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (jCJ2M)

56 I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Ace at 02:48 PM


So what you're really saying is you don't care if she pops, stops, hops or drops!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (mZUr4)

57 >>> 12 My wife is of Finnish ancestry. The wimmins are pretty but have a temper.
Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

The Finns like knives:
https://en.wikipedia.org/ wiki/Puukko

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (llON8)

58 .....out til' 4am, she's out looking for some D.

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (0jZnq)

59 The wimmins are pretty but have a temper.

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

They also like to end fights with knives...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Q9lwr)

60 >>> She could easily work in marketing at any Fortune 50 company.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:54 PM (OalnH)


Prime pharmacy sales rep material.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Fq1gB)

61
Paavo Nuurmi. Rhymes with "please do me."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

62 Not a serious person. Not a serious country.

Posted by: General Lee POd at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (IVbpg)

63 She's pretty but definitely not hot.

And pretty is not bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (MQmkJ)

64 Boy, I'd like to get whiff of that.

Posted by: Potatus I at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (uhPTO)

65 I was remarking this morning that of all the people the lefty shits are now demonizing, they choose the "unmasked", "unvaxxed", and " unboosted" but never JACK SHIT about the assholes who are clearly unwell but decide they need to be out socializing regardless.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (jvckj)

66
I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.

I think Drano drain cleaner is involved in the proper preparation of lutefisk. Now I might willingly take that chance with someone else's d_ck or tongue but not my own.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (dQvv7)

67 Finland has a beautiful 36 year old prime minister who clubs until 4 am. We have Grandpa Poopypants who regales people with lies and dribbles on them until he passes out in his oatmeal at 7:00pm.

Life isn't fair.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

68 If her "snack" is even remotely reminiscent of lutefisk, Wear a hazmat suit and then hire someone else to do the dirty work.

Posted by: Ronald Miller at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (uP71I)

69 Giving an airhead like this the ability to intern people against their will is a crime or ought to be.

Rule Number 1: Don't stick your dick in Stasi.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (98oG5)

70 Beats the crap out of Germany's PM.

Posted by: OSUsux at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (f+5xj)

71 Lutefisk. Carlton's brother??

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (mZUr4)

72 Also, though this has been stated several times already, "I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'" is raucously funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

73 I once fucked a Ghost Lady in Golda Meir's condo. True story.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)

74 Lutefisk is Norwegian. Not Finnish.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (iH4Z+)

75 I'd like to make her Finnish.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (jvckj)

76 Paavo Nuurmi. Rhymes with "please do me."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (s2VJv)

"Always for Nuurmi, never for Finland."

There's something refreshing about that kind of honesty. Ayn Rand would fuck his brains out, but he could clearly do better.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (jCJ2M)

77 girlboss totalitarians. because boys drool

Posted by: Tim Riggins at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (ZZK0E)

78 I guess Finland Prime Minister is a no show job. Wonder who's making all the decisions. EU?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (gFCzd)

79 Um yeah, I'd like to go to Finland and check out her Arora Borealis.

Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (G0vdT)

80 71 Lutefisk. Carlton's brother??
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (mZUr4)
-
Robert's.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (7iFeQ)

81 The CEO of IKEA was elected as Sweden's PM.

First thing he did was assemble his cabinet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (g4EaB)

82 Creepy Joe was a liason for the Swedish Bikini Team.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (ZjCis)

83 63 She's pretty but definitely not hot.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (MQmkJ)

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I disagree. She's really pretty which makes her very hot. As opposed to skanky/sexy hot. Which is also hot, but the pretty kind is better.

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (OalnH)

84 As noted in the last thread, she's of Swedish extraction. No double vowels in the name's a dead giveaway. I know me sumpin bout Finns.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (fb9bG)

85 79 Um yeah, I'd like to go to Finland and check out her Arora Borealis.
Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (G0vdT)


Pam Grier has, or had, the most spectacular.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (s2VJv)

86 The coming sex scandals will be awesome fodder for Penthouse forum letters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (BFigT)

87 Prime pharmacy sales rep material.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (Fq1gB)
-----------------

Yep. Pharmacy sales reps are hot hot hot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (+nW6n)

88 I took Ghengis Kahn behind the barn and *fucked* him up!

He would no longer be a menace to Europe.

Posted by: Joe Braggart Biden at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (XHhHI)

89 Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (VpIIl)

I don't want to have a President that's out clubbing till 4 a.m. I just want to have a President that's intelligent, coherent, ethical and loves America.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (poMoX)

90 73 I once fucked a Ghost Lady in Golda Meir's condo. True story.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (0G13K)

Hell, when Joe stays somewhere these days, there's no need to hire prostitutes to piss on the bed. He takes care of that himself.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (a/dOO)

91 Finland is a serious country all right, ask the Soviets.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (2JoB8)

92 From the previous thread:

I ran across a really good thread which was, name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness.

Pola Negri - Hi Diddle Diddle

Gloria Swanson - Sadie Thompson

Ann Sothern - Maisie Gets Her Man

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (2JVJo)

93 83 I disagree. She's really pretty which makes her very hot. As opposed to skanky/sexy hot. Which is also hot, but the pretty kind is better.
Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (OalnH)


"Like, um, y'know, pffft. And stuff."

- - Ella Emhoff

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

94 70 Beats the crap out of Germany's PM.
Posted by: OSUsux at December 08, 2021 02:55 PM (f+5xj)

Angela Merkel naked on a cold day!

Angela Merkel naked on a cold day!

Image that and any sechs addictions you have will be instantly cured.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

95
I once stared into the eyes of a mountain gorilla and challenged him to a push-up contest. No lie, he started crying and begged me to suck my dick. True story.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (0G13K)

96 The heads of state are looking perky and robust.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (jvckj)

97 I'd rather bonk Bruce "Caitlynn" Jenner than a libtard-brained supermodel. Which means I'd never bonk Bruce "Caitlynn" Jenner or a libtard-brained supermodel.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (R4j1g)

98 24 1
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (QKtAT)

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Compared to other politicians, this one goes to 11

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (U1eOr)

99 92 Ann Sothern - Maisie Gets Her Man
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (2JVJo)


My Mother the Car.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

100 78 I guess Finland Prime Minister is a no show job. Wonder who's making all the decisions. EU?
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at December 08, 2021 02:56 PM (gFCzd)

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She was out on a Saturday night FFS. You think a lot of work gets done then on the govt front?

Posted by: Joe XiDen - Delta Delta Delta Can I help ya help ya help ya Variant at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (OalnH)

101 I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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I would like to show her the fjords of my homeworld netherlands.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (FCj3F)

102 She's part of The Elite.

As we all know, Covid rules are just for the peasants.

Posted by: Mayor Eugene Schmitz, Mayor of San Francisco, 1906! at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (I2/tG)

103 When the PM forgets their phone when they are out clubbing the should be thrown in the basement and chained nakd to the same radiator as steve under a cold shower

Besides where does somebody go clubbing in Finland that does not involve baby seals?

Posted by: Y5 at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (gTKIZ)

104 I think what Ace means is he would willingly have sex with her.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (bhRsz)

105 Juicy didn't have a very good day, Ace will probably get to it

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (2JoB8)

106 94 Angela Merkel naked on a cold day!

Angela Merkel naked on a cold day!

Image that and any sechs addictions you have will be instantly cured.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Rl7KJ)


"My eyes!!!!"

- - Naked Ottoman Man

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (s2VJv)

107 Image that and any sechs addictions you have will be instantly cured.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (Rl7KJ)

Mmm. I might be gay now, though.

Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (jCJ2M)

108 >>>105 Juicy didn't have a very good day, Ace will probably get to it

the closing arguments?

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (0G13K)

109 She should tell the Karens to stuff it, in Finnish of course. She's good-looking enough to get away with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (txdEq)

110 Come on people, who takes their work phone out clubbing? It's not like she' a PM. Wait, what?

Posted by: WisRich at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (G0vdT)

111 I ran across a really good thread which was, name an actress and name the film she was in at peak hotness.

Pola Negri - Hi Diddle Diddle

Gloria Swanson - Sadie Thompson

Ann Sothern - Maisie Gets Her Man
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (2JVJo)

Gene Tierney---Laura
Natalie Wood --Sex and the Single Girl

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)

112 101 I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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I would like to show her the fjords of my homeworld netherlands.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (FCj3F)

"Ooh, hot!"

- - Slotty Bartfarst

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (s2VJv)

113 Yeah, but when she's done will this Laplander bite your nuts off? Asking for a coworker....

Posted by: Mishdog at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (/VWLE)

114 Another WEF tool. Pretty fascist is still a fascist.

Posted by: spindrift at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (h5TKJ)

115 Finns don't eat lutefisk! Although Kalamojakka may give it a run for the money. I come from the city with the most Finns outside of Finland. Love those Finn gals!

Posted by: leber at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (UHUAK)

116 I don't want to have a President that's out clubbing till 4 a.m. I just want to have a President that's intelligent, coherent, ethical and loves America.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (poMoX)

I wouldn't mind the clubbing part if that's all they did and didn't make situations infinitely worse by their stupid and/or intentionally malicious plans.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (Rl7KJ)

117 Really... how fucking crude, Ace.

Posted by: sidney at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (LJJah)

118 >>>I don't want to have a President that's out clubbing till 4 a.m. I just want to have a President that's intelligent, coherent, ethical and loves America.


I wouldn't mind having a president who can remain awake past 4pm without the use of dangerous doses of ritalin.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (0G13K)

119 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

120 111
Gene Tierney---Laura
Natalie Wood --Sex and the Single Girl
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)


Veronica Lake - Blue Dahlia or I Married a Witch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

121 I'd blast my Gender Fluid all over that.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (8LP6B)

122 Psycho eyes......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

123 The Finnish Prime Minister is good looking.

Also their flag is a big plus.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (U1eOr)

124 Another WEF tool. Pretty fascist is still a fascist.
Posted by: spindrift at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (h5TKJ)
++++
True enough. Still, good lookin' dame.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

125 Is she objectively hot or hot for a politician?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021


***
Yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (txdEq)

126 >>>117 Really... how fucking crude, Ace.


come on, i'm working 98% clean lately, i have to be allowed an occasional lapse

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (0G13K)

127 115 Finns don't eat lutefisk! Although Kalamojakka may give it a run for the money. I come from the city with the most Finns outside of Finland. Love those Finn gals!
Posted by: leber at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (UHUAK)


"I wish they all could be Laapeenranta girls..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (s2VJv)

128 Clubbing til 4:00am - Doesn't just mean going dancing

*Picture of Men Clubbing Baby Harp Seals*

Visit Finland!

Posted by: Finland Tourism Agency at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (8/hFi)

129 Really... how fucking crude, Ace.

Posted by: sidney at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (LJJah)

You must be new here.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (SH2Zi)

130 I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.


I don't get it.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

131 "I'd snack on her lutefisk"

As long as it doesn't smell like surstromming, I suppose that would be ok.

Posted by: The Swedish Chef at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (rHH18)

132 Those Finns drink some weird shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (g/54t)

133
If you're the prime minister of a country, why are you out clubbing? Pathetic. And she's 36. That's too old for clubbing, even if you're not a head of state. She probably only even got in because she's a VIP. The ol' biddie wouldn't have made it past the ropes but for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (2ABQr)

134 I took Ghengis Kahn behind the barn and *fucked* him up!

He would no longer be a menace to Europe.
Posted by: Joe Braggart Biden at December 08, 2021 02:57 PM (XHhHI)
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Fun fact: the Finns - and the Hungarians - are reportedly descended from the Mongol Horde (as opposed to our Horde). Their languages are fairly close related to each other, and totally different from the other languages of Europe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (+nW6n)

135 96 The heads of state are looking perky and robust.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (jvckj)

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Old and non-busted: Heads of State.
New hotness: Headlights of State.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (FCj3F)

136 Jacqueline Bisset--Bullitt

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (mR6Gs)

137 Finnish Women.

Why do you think Stalin Invaded?

Posted by: Archer at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (gmo/4)

138 I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.
---
Salty.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (XHhHI)

139 She has quite an interesting personal life!

Posted by: Isophorone at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (0/xTg)

140 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (2JVJo)

I am unable to do that. I'm also unable to name actors and movies in which they were at their peak hotness although I can think of good looking actors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (poMoX)

141 Really... how fucking crude, Ace.
Posted by: sidney at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (LJJah)

Actually Finland is a net oil importer.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (jvckj)

142 Gene Tierney---Laura
Natalie Wood --Sex and the Single Girl
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (mR6Gs)


Veronica Lake - Blue Dahlia or I Married a Witch.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (s2VJv)



Anette Funicello - Mickey Mouse Club


Am I doing this right?

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

143 136 Jacqueline Bisset--Bullitt
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (mR6Gs)

The Deep.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

144 Old and non-busted: Heads of State.
New hotness: Headlights of State.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (FCj3F)

LOK

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (jvckj)

145 "Like, um, y'know, pffft. And stuff."

- - Ella Emhoff
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 02:58 PM (s2VJv)
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Yeah, the Finnish PM is almost as attractive as Jack Emhoff's daughter. Just ask Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (+nW6n)

146 Have I told you all my new joke about Omnicron Man?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Fq1gB)

147 143 136 Jacqueline Bisset--Bullitt
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (mR6Gs)

The Deep.


one of my favorite movies and one of the ones where I first realized that girls are pretty nice and would be fun to touch

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (0G13K)

148 If you're the prime minister of a country, why are you out clubbing? Pathetic. And she's 36. That's too old for clubbing, even if you're not a head of state. She probably only even got in because she's a VIP. The ol' biddie wouldn't have made it past the ropes but for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (2ABQr)

She probably would get off you lawn.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (SH2Zi)

149 Seriously, though, what would happen in Finland that would be so important that the PM would need to be able to be reached at 4am? No one wants to invade it, unless they were seeking to carry off the wommens. So that rules out the Muzzies, since it doesn't seem like the women look like goats, and I don't think the Huns have been active in that region for a while.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (a/dOO)

150 Those Finns drink some weird shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (g/54t)

What do you expect for $5 bucks?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (mR6Gs)

151 146 Have I told you all my new joke about Omnicron Man?
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

haha, thank you

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (0G13K)

152 Old and non-busted: Heads of State.
New hotness: Headlights of State.
Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 03:02

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Laughed out loud at this one.

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (U1eOr)

153 Mmm. I might be gay now, though.
Posted by: trev006 at December 08, 2021 02:59 PM (jCJ2M)

The image was that (anti) potent? Even without adding "while on a trampoline"?

Interesting.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

154 Knew a bunch of Finnish gangsters in Lantana, Florida.

"Importers/Exporters". Cheap asses and make Canadians look gregarious and generous in comparison.

Women were all knockouts and total bitches.

But if you needed anything, just ask them and it was on.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (tMjLZ)

155
I wouldn't mind having a president who can remain awake past 4pm without the use of dangerous doses of ritalin.

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM


Now that there's definitive proof of the correlation between Viagra and lowered dementia I'd bet that 'Dr' Jill is feeding Joe a handful of them and then locking him in the Lincoln Bedroom. Alone.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (dQvv7)

156 Anette Funicello - Mickey Mouse Club

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Absolutely!

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (XHhHI)

157 Gabrielle Union - Bad Boys 2

Posted by: ballistic at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (oXNqT)

158 Pffft, have you seen me in my fishnets?
Doctor Jill

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (CYnTg)

159 147 one of my favorite movies and one of the ones where I first realized that girls are pretty nice and would be fun to touch
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (0G13K)


Had you not heard of Raquel Welch or Ann Margret? I assume we are close enough in age.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (s2VJv)

160 And amazingly, she has a daughter.

Mark Steyn noted a few years ago that an incredible percentage of the European political leadership was childless.

It's something of a statement about the long-term future of Europe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (I2/tG)

161 Gina Gershon - Showgirls

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (mZUr4)

162 No lie I bet she makes an amazing sandwich.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (jvckj)

163 >>
Had you not heard of Raquel Welch or Ann Margret? I assume we are close enough in age.

i heard of them but they were previous gen

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (0G13K)

164 136 Jacqueline Bisset--Bullitt
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:02 PM (mR6Gs)

The Deep.

True, but I was only going by the face, not the other two things

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (mR6Gs)

165 >>>I don't want to have a President that's out clubbing till 4 a.m. I just want to have a President that's intelligent, coherent, ethical and loves America.


I wouldn't mind having a president who can remain awake past 4pm without the use of dangerous doses of ritalin.
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:00 PM (0G13K)
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The Finnish PM would have an excuse for calling a lid on the day at 9 am ... if she'd been out clubbing until 4 am.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (+nW6n)

166 Maura Tierney - Scottland, PA

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (XHhHI)

167 117 Really... how fucking crude, Ace.


come on, i'm working 98% clean lately, i have to be allowed an occasional lapse
==
Dude, do not let single name rando's harsh your muse.

That was well played. I mean mountain gorilla, silverback, Biden can't keep em straight. Am I right?

Posted by: A nods as good as a wink at December 08, 2021 03:05 PM (++f+f)

168 She looks like a younger, better Courtney Cox in the first picture, but not in the others.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at December 08, 2021 03:06 PM (sWM8x)

169 Clubbing? As in baby seals?

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 08, 2021 03:06 PM (Ypbog)

170 No one wants to invade it [Finland]

Hi there!

You're on the list.

Posted by: Vladmir Vladmirovich Putin! at December 08, 2021 03:06 PM (I2/tG)

171 67 Finland has a beautiful 36 year old prime minister who clubs until 4 am. We have Grandpa Poopypants who regales people with lies and dribbles on them until he passes out in his oatmeal at 7:00pm.

Life isn't fair.
_______________

Yeah, but they're both dumb-ass leftists who should be ignored, so does it really matter what they look like?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--F*ck Joe Biden at December 08, 2021 03:07 PM (k4dH2)

172 She knew. She blew it off. Good on her!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:07 PM (Bmy3R)

173 Dude, do not let single name rando's harsh your muse.

---
I 100% took "fucking crude" to be ironic.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 08, 2021 03:07 PM (XHhHI)

174 Sanna will be riding like a Valkyrie before I'm Finnish with her.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (BPuaD)

175 She knew. She blew it off. Good on her!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:07 PM (Bmy3R)
++++
Unless she supports the lockdowns and COVID stuff. If that's the case, she should be sent to a lovin' dungeon as punishment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (DU+/6)

176 I'd like to give her a rapid PCR test for arousal, if you know what i'm sayin'

Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (0G13K)

177 @122 Sponge-Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. Besides being at my cutoff age(36) for age of women I date, she definitely has crazy eyes. That's two red flags for her in my book.

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (0jZnq)

178 She's a One indeed.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (u2gjt)

179 172 She knew. She blew it off. Good on her!
Posted by: Guy Smiley

she can blow me off anytime she wants

Posted by: Rick in SK at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

180 I would like to partake of her Karjalanpiirakka.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:09 PM (jvckj)

181 From earlier today see Terri Garr isn't doing too well at 76

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 03:09 PM (2JoB8)

182 But where are her fins?

Posted by: Aquaman at December 08, 2021 03:09 PM (Bmy3R)

183 I assume that her election slogan was Get Down and Boogie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 08, 2021 03:10 PM (odXe6)

184 Teri Garr - Young Frankenstein

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:10 PM (jvckj)

185 I'd snap her mackerel!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:10 PM (axyOa)

186 I wouldn't be Russian with her. I'd be Himalayan for a while before I'm Finnish.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:10 PM (Bmy3R)

187 This slender girl in short shorts confirms that she has never been clubbing with the Finnish prime minister:
https://is.gd/VUxA3J

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 03:10 PM (DU+/6)

188 She knew. She blew it off. Good on her!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:07 PM (Bmy3R)

I dunno. I think spankings are totally warranted here.

Posted by: flounder at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (SH2Zi)

189 Your not eating anything with a ball gag in your mouth, pretty boy. (Lashes bare hiney and laughs)

Posted by: Prime Minister, aka 'the lutefisk eater) at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (n/szn)

190 I wouldn't mind Finnishing her...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (wtvvX)

191 I think I preferred Finland when the sharpshooter Simo Hayha was around.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (poMoX)

192 Her name is Sanna Marin. She's doing the last name proud!

Posted by: Cheech at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (mZUr4)

193 And then you have the Belgian minister of health.

Who looks like Fred Flintstone

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (poB2S)

194 She's a One indeed.
==
hexenbiest. Yeah.

Posted by: One what? Good luck buddy - then you never see him again at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (oz0Af)

195 If you're the prime minister of a country, why are you out clubbing? Pathetic. And she's 36. That's too old for clubbing, even if you're not a head of state.

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I'm imagining her living at home in her parents' basement and still covered as a dependent child on their health insurance premiums (presumably paid via astronomical taxes) until age 46.

Posted by: ShainS -- Let's Poop Brandon! (Non Compos Anus) at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (FCj3F)

196 Those long-sleeved dresses are hiding some hideous elbows. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (Rl7KJ)

197 Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:08 PM (0jZnq)

And how old are you, JROD?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (poMoX)

198 67 Finland has a beautiful 36 year old prime minister who clubs until 4 am. We have Grandpa Poopypants who regales people with lies and dribbles on them until he passes out in his oatmeal at 7:00pm.

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Both situations show a lack of seriousness of their countries. A 36 old out clubbing who is PM is just as messed up as having a senile guy as president.

Posted by: WiNO - BLM Terror Strikes Christmas Parade at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (EpDzw)

199 Hubba, hubba. And I'm straight, no lesbo.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (2NHgQ)

200 Sanna Marin in ... Dicklomatic Immunity

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (poB2S)

201 Marilyn Monroe - either Some Like it Hot or The Seven Year Itch

Lana Turner - The Bad and the Beautiful

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (2JVJo)

202 Rachael Weiss. The Mummy Returns

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying not to piss off Krampus at December 08, 2021 03:13 PM (xPJvm)

203 But where are her fins?
Posted by: Aquaman at December 08, 2021 03:09 PM (Bmy3R)


*Looks to the left*
*Looks to the right*

Posted by: Parrotheads at December 08, 2021 03:13 PM (mZUr4)

204 BabylonBee: Study Finds Politicians Safe From Myocarditis As They Do Not Have Hearts

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

205
Pretty disgusting thread. You know whose beauty shines through in every photograph and has recently been appointed an Admiral?

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at December 08, 2021 03:13 PM (dQvv7)

206 Sanna Marin in ... Dicklomatic Impunity
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (poB2S)
++++
Suggested change.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

207 Both situations show a lack of seriousness of their countries. A 36 old out clubbing who is PM is just as messed up as having a senile guy as president.
Posted by: WiNO - BLM Terror Strikes Christmas Parade at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (EpDzw)
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What exactly does the Finnish PM have to do? It's not as if the fate of the Free World turns on Finland's policies.

Go enjoy yourself, Sanna!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (nDa05)

208 Pretty disgusting thread. You know whose beauty shines through in every photograph and has recently been appointed an Admiral?
==
I did not know that Caitlyn Jenner joined the Navy, let alone made Admiral? Soooo impressive.

Posted by: Well played, golf clap at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (rQANp)

209 From Wikipedia, so it must be true: "Marin's father, Lauri Marin, struggled with alcoholism. After her biological parents separated, Marin was brought up by her mother and her mother's female partner."

Hawt.

Posted by: Luke Duke at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (Y2Qsd)

210 Sanna Marin in The Seven Deadly Finns.

Can't wait till she does "Lust."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (Bmy3R)

211 Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

Now that is quite a good Babylon Bee quote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (poMoX)

212 And to think we still provide defense for this...

The Cold War has turned out to be only slightly less a waste of our lives than the Coof.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (1t5dY)

213 We have Grandpa Poopypants who regales people with lies and dribbles on them until he passes out in his oatmeal at 7:00pm.

-
I survived the Little Big Horn. I said, "George, let me lead the attack" but he wouldn't and we lost. I would've won because Crazy Horse respected the hair on my legs.

Posted by: President Poopy Pants at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (odXe6)

214 192 Her name is Sanna Marin. She's doing the last name proud!

Posted by: Cheech at December 08, 2021 03:11 PM (mZUr4)


Sanna Marin >>>>> Jacinda Ardern

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (AMIL/)

215 Hedy

in nothing

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (us2H3)

216 Neve Campbell - Wild Things

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (U1eOr)

217 The entire western world is run by entitled fools and morally debased slaves to ideology. Nothing like it before, at least in the modern era.

The guy who runs Hungary is an exception, but is that part of the west?

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (H8QX8)

218 Marin's father, Lauri

I hope that's not gay in Finnish.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (Bmy3R)

219 I watched Hillary's "Would be Victory Speech" and laughed through the whole thing. What a pathetic, frumpy, hateful, corrupt, evil, smelly, cottage cheese legged, cankled piece of something indescribable from a medical waste dumpster fire- who will never be president.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

220 Heh. Which Pink Panther movie does Clauseau end up in a brothel with 'The Lotus Eater'? She in black leather and closes the door and you hear Cleaseau scream from being whipped. He is last seen running out the front door as the Asian mama-san says "Another round-eye bites the dust." !

Posted by: Prime Minister, aka 'the lutefisk eater) at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (n/szn)

221 She's got that pronounced jaw line that only super hot women can pull off. Hot as fuck. Would bang.

Posted by: Max Power at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (Hucnr)

222 From Wikipedia, so it must be true: "Marin's father, Lauri Marin, struggled with alcoholism.
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Someone from Finland, Russia, or Sweden was an alky?

Get outta here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (nDa05)

223 A 36 old out clubbing who is PM is just as messed up as having a senile guy as president.
==
It would be, if Finland had nuclear weapons.

But I get your point.

Posted by: Well played, golf clap at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (8/hFi)

224 Are Finn's Scandis? If so I'll give her a pass.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (4thlk)

225 Some of you guys are so full of shit... you know if you saw her in Macy's, Dillard's or a Beer House you'd damn sure perk up a little straighter, stand a bit taller, and take a long gander at said specimen. But whatever... that's your story, stick to it.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (u2gjt)

226 I scroll down to the comments; wife: "no, wait, scroll back up!"

Posted by: somedood - skull mountain sherpa at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (6Xyqy)

227 Fucking technocrats.

Posted by: Mike at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (qx5r9)

228 Ace is on Sanna's naughty list

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (mZUr4)

229
Finns are actually distant cousins of us Hungarians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

230
She has relationships with men...and has sex with women.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (2u35I)

231 Omicron and Ominous both start with Oh my.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (XHhHI)

232 Damn, More like FINEland

Posted by: Busted Can of Biscuits at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (2cfUo)

233 wouldn't throw her outta bed

but not sure I'd pick her up if she fell out herself

Posted by: REDACTED at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (us2H3)

234 Wikipedia, so it must be true: "Marin's father, Lauri Marin, struggled with alcoholism.
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==
As I recall, the rates of alcoholism and porn addiction are rather impressive in Finland.

Posted by: Well played, golf clap at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (rXuFz)

235
Anette Funicello - Mickey Mouse Club

Am I doing this right?
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at December 08, 2021 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)


Mmmmmm. Margaret Thatcher. That girl had herself some stones.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (IJES/)

236 Has anyone seen Angela Merkel and Naked Ottoman Man together in the same place? I though not.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (n/szn)

237 I watched Hillary's "Would be Victory Speech" and laughed through the whole thing. What a pathetic, frumpy, hateful, corrupt, evil, smelly, cottage cheese legged, cankled piece of something indescribable from a medical waste dumpster fire- who will never be president.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)
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Where was it? I'd love to see it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (nDa05)

238 Okay, MP4, what about Audrey Hepburn's peak hotness? That would be a tough one to narrow down.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (a/dOO)

239 Off Topic Crime Statistic

https://tinyurl.com/yckkrymx

Pregnant women are more likely to die from homicide than any other cause of death - with black women suffering an especially large risk, study finds
Pregnant women, or women who were recently pregnant, are more likely to be murdered than suffer any other cause of death, a study finds
Black women who are pregnant are at a particularly high risk, though researchers did not find an increased risk for white pregnant women
A young woman, between ages ten to 19, who is pregnant is six times as likely to be murdered than her peers - and the risk double for black girls of that age


Ten to 19. Ten. TEN! 10 years old!!! WTF!

Posted by: rd at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Z32m1)

240 >>> Sanna Marin >>>>> Jacinda Ardern
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (AMIL/)


I bet Jacinda could DESTROY a cob of corn.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Fq1gB)

241 You know, the Finno-Ugric language family evolved independently of the Indo European family.

Thatd be my opening line.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (poB2S)

242 Candace Cameron Bure caught the Omilanta Vaiant.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (Bmy3R)

243
Actually, there's a Spanish flick on Netflix called "Outlaws" and the chick Bergona Vargas is a total smokeshow. The 1978 clothing also brings back fond memories of fondled mammaries.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

244
Can you tell the difference between a Finlander, Norwegian, or Danish?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (2u35I)

245 I watched Hillary's "Would be Victory Speech" and laughed through the whole thing. What a pathetic, frumpy, hateful, corrupt, evil, smelly, cottage cheese legged, cankled piece of something indescribable from a medical waste dumpster fire- who will never be president.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

^ This post was poetry. Thank you.

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (53oGX)

246 Both situations show a lack of seriousness of their countries. A 36 old out clubbing who is PM is just as messed up as having a senile guy as president.
Posted by: WiNO - BLM Terror Strikes Christmas Parade at December 08, 2021 03:12 PM (EpDzw)


Its a good news/bad news thing.
The good news is she can go clubbing becasue she has no nuclear codes to worry about.
The bad news is Biden has forgotten he has nuclear codes he's supposed to worry about.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (axyOa)

247 @197 Fenelon Spoke-(oh here we go!) I'm 53 years old Fenelon Spoke. How old are you, how tall, and how much do you weigh?

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (0jZnq)

248
Ace is on Sanna's naughty list

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM


With 81,000,000 votes according to Dominion.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (dQvv7)

249 225 Some of you guys are so full of shit... you know if you saw her in Macy's, Dillard's or a Beer House you'd damn sure perk up a little straighter, stand a bit taller, and take a long gander at said specimen. But whatever... that's your story, stick to it.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (u2gjt)

I'd gander, only to ascertain what threat her elbows poised if she got aggroed and decided to turn the whole gathering into confetti.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

250 224 Are Finn's Scandis?
Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (4thlk)
----------------

Nope. Quite unrelated people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (nDa05)

251 I just went running through my house with scissors! And also tape. Hubbymayhem sent message that he will be home by 5pm. I thought he was out until Friday evening (truck driver). Finished the Christmas shopping for his presents and thought I could wrap them tomorrow but noooooo. I had to speed wrap that stuff pronto. At least its done.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (Vxu+H)

252 Mmmmmm. Margaret Thatcher. That girl had herself some stones.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (IJES/) - at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (IJES/)

Was in the gallery for Prime Minister Question Time with her a few times. She was amazing.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (dfRN6)

253 240 >>> Sanna Marin >>>>> Jacinda Ardern
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:14 PM (AMIL/)


I bet Jacinda could DESTROY a cob of corn.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (Fq1gB)


Strip the kernels with her steel labia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

254 224 Are Finn's Scandis?

Posted by: lowandslow at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (4thlk)


I don't think so, but Sweden had Finland until 1807 or so, when Sweden lost a war to Russia.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (AMIL/)

255 Finns don't eat Lutefisk. The Norwegians with their dead taste buds are the only Scandis who do. Even the Swedes won't touch the stuff.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (flINI)

256 I ascribe the crazy qualifier as well as the stupid.

Don't stick your dick in stupid.

Posted by: Golfman at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (hOMhY)

257 ace: no worry of me telling the Omicron/Omega man joke to my kids, since I have none.

but I derived a hearty laugh from it nonetheless

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

258 @197 Fenelon Spoke-I'm turning 54 years old January 7th.

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (0jZnq)

259 The 2008 version of Sarah Palin would do rings around her, AND retain her cell phone at the same time. Sadly, the world will never know how close we got to real constitutional governance had she ascended to the Presidency (courtesy of the 25th Amendment in an alternate timeline).

That all said, the PM is still likely to Finnish her term without long term consequences, because HAWT. Blame that on whatever is in the water that the thirsty male voters (take that anyway you wish) are drinking these days.

Posted by: itzWicks at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (LQjWA)

260 Trial Tracker has an account on Gab, for those wishing to follow the Maxwell trial.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (DB16e)

261 248
Ace is on Sanna's naughty list

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM

With 81,000,000 votes according to Dominion.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (dQvv7)

When Ace tried to sneak his name onto the good list, the pen crumbled in his hand and the paper burst into flames.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (a/dOO)

262 Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (0jZnq)

Just wondering what age you were for a cut off at age 36?
I'm not in the dating game.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (poMoX)

263 PMILF

C'mere ya little furry bastid.

Posted by: Winston Churchill wearing just the hat and cigar. at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (FhXTo)

264 what about Audrey Hepburn's peak hotness? That would be a tough one to narrow down.
--
watched my fair lady last week with the kids.

Thought she was peak. But she did a bunch of stuff around that time. There was a window of about 5 years.

Rex Harrison is the same character in Dr Doolittle. Nearly sociopathic lack of empathy. THe character of Stewie the Baby from Family Guy brings it home.

Posted by: Well played, golf clap at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (7QuTD)

265 Leslie Eastman did a good book review over at LI of Robert Kennedy Jr's book on The Real Anthony Fauci. It's worth a read.

https://tinyurl.com/4pauzbua

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (VpIIl)

266 Can you tell the difference between a Finlander, Norwegian, or Danish?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (2u35I)
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I dunno - can you tell the difference between a Mexican, an American, and a Canadian?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (nDa05)

267 "And we get Slobberin' Joe. How is this fair?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky"


Cheer up. We may l get our millennial president AOC soon.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (MxEKc)

268
I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.


We're the degenerate Hoard. We know exactly what you're sayin'

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (tu3iY)

269 244
Can you tell the difference between a Finlander, Norwegian, or Danish?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (2u35I)


"Danish is what I go down to the boulevard to get for Belle."

- - Maury the wig man

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (s2VJv)

270 Okay, MP4, what about Audrey Hepburn's peak hotness? That would be a tough one to narrow down.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (a/dOO)

I'm sorry. Too skinny.
I watched Charade last week and I was stunned at how emaciated she looked. If I didn't know she lived for another thirty years or so, I would have assumed she was dying of cancer during the filming.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (mR6Gs)

271
Finns are actually distant cousins of us Hungarians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

Yup, ethnically distinct from the rest of the Europeans. Linguistically, too. Finno-Ugric. Sort of an oddity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (2ABQr)

272 Wikipedia, so it must be true: "Marin's father, Lauri Marin, struggled with alcoholism.
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==
As I recall, the rates of alcoholism and porn addiction are rather impressive in Finland.
Posted by: Well played, golf clap at December 08, 2021 03:16 PM (rXuFz)


Finns are all Morose, Brooding, Moody, Stubborn Loners.

Trust me, I am half Finnish.

Posted by: rd at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (Z32m1)

273 I can easily imagine Finns can put away vodka as well as any Russian. Winters are long, dark and cold.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (2JoB8)

274 Kevin McCarthy's live in boyfriend is upset that the MSM is using the word LOCKDOWN rather than something more acceptable to the great unwashed like VACATION.


Posted by: Capital Eff at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (GYllL)

275 And then you have the Belgian minister of health.

Who looks like Fred Flintstone
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Ministers of Health SHOULD look like the Finnish PM, NOT like Dickie Levine.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (g4EaB)

276 Update on the car stuck on rocks at the brink of Niagara Falls: The US Coast Guard dropped a diver from a helicopter and removed the body of a deceased local woman in her 60s. No word yet on whether it was an accident or a suicide.

Parks Police say no car has ever entered the river and got that close to the edge.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (Bmy3R)

277 Trust me, I am half Finnish.
Posted by: rd at December 08, 2021 03:21 PM (Z32m1)

after googling a couple more pics, I'm all finnish'd

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (53oGX)

278 I thought the Scandis were dirty icebacks? *checks HQ Style Guide*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

279 Can you spank a prime minister? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (VpIIl)

280 I watched Hillary's "Would be Victory Speech" and laughed through the whole thing. What a pathetic, frumpy, hateful, corrupt, evil, smelly, cottage cheese legged, cankled piece of something indescribable from a medical waste dumpster fire- who will never be president.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)

^ This post was poetry. Thank you.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (53oGX)

**wipes tear**
That was beautiful man!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (axyOa)

281 Holy shit

@JackPosobiec 20m

BREAKING: Smollett lawyer claims Jussie was set up by the brothers and says what they did is 'bigger than the African prince scam'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (1t5dY)

282 Heh. Maury the Wig Man.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (QKtAT)

283 "I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'."
.......

I heard lutefisk is a myth.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

284 25 Is she objectively hot or hot for a politician?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2021 02:52 PM (98oG5)


Judging from the attached pictures, I'd say hot for a politician.

Posted by: I Am Omni Chron at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (tu3iY)

285
I really don't find any humor in any of these fascist dyke prime ministers.

Soros is getting all these horrible pervert left wing nuts "elected" into high office all over the world.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- "fuck around and find out" at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (2u35I)

286 We be clubbin everyone like it when a girl shakes something, everybody! Get yo club on!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (nKSZe)

287 I don't think so, but Sweden had Finland until 1807 or so, when Sweden lost a war to Russia.
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:19 PM (AMIL/)
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And Russia had Finland for quite a while also, although I don't recall the years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (nDa05)

288 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charleton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (ALrw1)

289 @209

The quoted bit from Wikipedia makes me wonder whether her mother's interest in women happened before or after her parents' split, and whether it had a role in her father's alcohol problems

Posted by: junior at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (0n7j+)

290 If this was a male, maybe. A female, no way. Plus they need their phones inside the club, restaurants, theater, etc. to make sure that they let everyone know what an awesome time they are having along with pics.

I have a millennial daughter who a few years back, left her phone in my car after I dropped her off at a friends house. I went and bought tacos on my way home - huge craving - and by the time I got home she was frantically calling me using a friend's phone to let me know that her phone was in my car and that she HAD to have it. The conversation got heated and I ended up caving and drove to her friend's house to deliver her the phone.

I got home and lo and behold, my dog got my bag of tacos off of the kitchen counter and ate everything. Not even a piece of lettuce was left.

Sore subject with me.

Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

291 How does a 36yo babe get to be PM?

Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (FjtXs)

292 She can party with me--I'll take the chance with the COOF.

Posted by: FriscoYoda at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (+56GQ)

293 Kevin McCarthy's live in boyfriend is upset that the MSM is using the word LOCKDOWN rather than something more acceptable to the great unwashed like VACATION.
Posted by: Capital Eff

Why do people let their idiots speak?

Lockdown - restricted movement
Vacation - go somewhere

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (g4EaB)

294 @JackPosobiec 20m

BREAKING: Smollett lawyer claims Jussie was set up by the brothers and says what they did is 'bigger than the African prince scam'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (1t5dY)
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No sale. Keep choking that chicken, Juicy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (nDa05)

295 >2
And we get Slobberin' Joe. How is this fair?
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 02:48 PM (lNHqD)
.......

and cackling Kamalama. Doubly unfair.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

296 36 year old prime minister?

DAFUQ?

Somewhere the ghost of a Finnish farmer who fought off the Russians, weeps.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (fC3dn) at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (5p7BC)

297 Cheer up. We may l get our millennial president AOC soon.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (MxEKc)


We haven't had a Gen X president yet. It will be rad when we do.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (mZUr4)

298 Can you tell the difference between a Finlander, Norwegian, or Danish?
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By the shape of their heads?

Posted by: dartist at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (+ya+t)

299 You know what they say about women who smoke. Or eat lutefisk.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2021


***
Having a cigarette after sex? sure. But I doubt there has ever been a woman, or a man for that matter, who "had to have" some lutefisk after sexual intercourse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (txdEq)

300 According to this NIH paper, looks like the jabs are creating the Omigod! and other strains...

https://tinyurl.com/342434aj

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (DJFLF)

301 How does a 36yo babe get to be PM?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (FjtXs)


*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mZUr4)

302 I'm going with "meh" but to each their own (preference).

Posted by: SFGoth at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (KAi1n)

303 Gen X will get skipped, as always. Whatever.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (poB2S)

304 @252 Fenelon Spoke-My girlfriend is 51 years old. Oldest woman I've ever dated. That's fine you're not on the market, my girl isn't down for threesomes. : )

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (0jZnq)

305 Having a cigarette after sex? sure. But I doubt there has ever been a woman, or a man for that matter, who "had to have" some lutefisk after sexual intercourse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (txdEq)

Pregnant cravings are crazy man... just sayin

Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (53oGX)

306 Okay, MP4, what about Audrey Hepburn's peak hotness? That would be a tough one to narrow down.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at December 08, 2021 03:17 PM (a/dOO)


**ponders**

She's lovely in Charade and ethereal in My Fair Lady, but I think in the end I would have to agree with Bogie and Bill Holden - Sabrina.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

307 Caroline Munro - 7th Voyage of Sinbad.

If I had a VCR with pause when I was a kid, I'd have burned a hole in that tape.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (XHhHI)

308 How does a 36yo babe get to be PM?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser

I only can tell you how I did it.

-- Veep Throat

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (mD/uy)

309
Just wondering what age you were for a cut off at age 36?
==
What's the muslin's rule for that? Wife to be at least 15 years younger than husband or something like that. But not less than half his age.

While you're on the personal questions, ask him how thick is his thumb.

Posted by: curious minds want to know at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (7Fhgm)

310 I want to see her clubbing outfit.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

311
Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (2ABQr)

312 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (1t5dY)

That's rather funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (poMoX)

313 How does a 36yo babe get to be PM?
Posted by: vmom - link to Red's fundraiser at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (FjtXs)


You can bet she didn't blow Willy Brown.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (axyOa)

314 288 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charleton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (ALrw1)

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (rHH18)

315
We haven't had a Gen X president yet. It will be rad when we do.
Posted by: Doof


Sure. Whatever, man.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (1t5dY)

316 Norway produces great Prog bands
Sweden produces great Death Metal Bands
Finland produces...I don't know, but I bet it's some kind of weird Euro avante-jazz

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Bmy3R)

317 "I watched Hillary's "Would be Victory Speech" and laughed through the whole thing. What a pathetic, frumpy, hateful, corrupt, evil, smelly, cottage cheese legged, cankled piece of something indescribable from a medical waste dumpster fire- who will never be president.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (VpIIl)
^ This post was poetry. Thank you.
Posted by: Inogame X-State Lines at December 08, 2021 03:18 PM (53oGX)
**wipes tear**
That was beautiful man!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (axyOa) "

I forgot to mention, she also cries. Which makes it even more beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/2p93bntv

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

318 Holy shit

@JackPosobiec 20m

BREAKING: Smollett lawyer claims Jussie was set up by the brothers and says what they did is 'bigger than the African prince scam'

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Surely the Martians must be somehow involved!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (odXe6)

319 Ooops @262

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (0jZnq)

320 2 Finlands! - John Edwards

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 08, 2021 03:28 PM (r5BVk)

321 311
Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (2ABQr)
-----------------

Well done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:28 PM (9GGM/)

322 The story begind rule of thumb is another lie that the Left loves to spread.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:28 PM (KOP8q)

323 Audrey is beautiful, but so skinny though.

I could see her partner's bod being all pockmarked and dented after being with her


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (2JVJo)

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 03:28 PM (DJFLF)

324 Cheer up. We may l get our millennial president AOC soon.
Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2021 03:20 PM (MxEKc)

We haven't had a Gen X president yet. It will be rad when we do.
Posted by: Doof


Tony Hawk

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:28 PM (g4EaB)

325 Surely the Martians must be somehow involved!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Jewish Martians

Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2021 03:28 PM (vd8XM)

326 Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (2ABQr)


I thought he played center for the Kracken?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (axyOa)

327 300 According to this NIH paper, looks like the jabs are creating the Omigod! and other strains...

https://tinyurl.com/342434aj

Posted by: kallisto at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (DJFLF


Please do note that the mild strain arose from a low-vax area, while the more dangerous strains come from high-vax areas.

Posted by: Emmie at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (6RgRK)

328 Norway produces great Prog bands

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:26 PM (Bmy3R)
---
Which ones?

Motorpsycho?

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (XHhHI)

329 Finns are actually distant cousins of us Hungarians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021
*
Yup, ethnically distinct from the rest of the Europeans. Linguistically, too. Finno-Ugric. Sort of an oddity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021


***
I had fun a year or so back with an SF story set in the year 2900, where the narrator, a teenage girl, and her family are all Finns who live in the house that the composer Sibelius built 1000 years before. Kind of a Heinlein juvenile story. The fun part was researching the Finnish customs and a few terms from the language.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (txdEq)

330 So. Bitch missed the 3:00am phone call.
Call me, Finland. I'm available.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

331 ace, flights to Finland are cheap this time of year. JFK to Helsinki on FinnAir in coach is $459, one-way. Perhaps you should go over there and request a meeting with Sanna.

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (AMIL/)

332 Motorpsycho?
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (XHhHI)

I was thinking of Wobbler.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Bmy3R)

333 I wish I could still club til 4 am.....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 08, 2021 03:30 PM (EiGqC)

334 >>> I got home and lo and behold, my dog got my bag of tacos off of the kitchen counter and ate everything. Not even a piece of lettuce was left. Sore subject with me. Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (oiNtH)


Millennial daughter: So I do this thing for you and you promise to do my homework
dog: Woof!

Millennial daughter: and my chores
dog: Woof!

Millennial daughter: and poop in the yard of that mean girl sally who talks about me behind my back at school, right?
dog: woof, woof, Woof!

Millennial daughter: ok it's a deal.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Fq1gB)

335 "I watched Hillary's "Would be Victory Speech" and laughed through the whole thing. What a pathetic, frumpy, hateful, corrupt, evil, smelly, cottage cheese legged, cankled piece of something indescribable from a medical waste dumpster fire- who will never be president. Posted by: Marcus T"


Couldn't bring myself to watch it. What I want is video or insider account of the lamp throwing.

Posted by: Ripley at December 08, 2021 03:31 PM (MxEKc)

336

Have you seen this New Zealand PM, the one with the teeth too big to fit in her head. SHe's always going on about hw it just won't ever end and she just needs more time and she's always just so put upon.

But her fucking lips don't fit over those Bababoey chompers. She looks absolutely ridiculous. Monster teeth. She has the face of a piranha. You go in for a kiss, she might eat your face off accidentally.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 08, 2021 03:31 PM (XnbJC)

337 Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021


***
Is that another name for the language of the Basques? Their is supposed by some to be a descendant of the original tongue spoken by Cro-Magnon Man. It isn't related to any other language on Earth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:31 PM (txdEq)

338
I forgot to mention, she also cries. Which makes it even more beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/2p93bntv
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

THAT was pathetic on so many levels.
First off, the speech itself is a shitty, non-memorable string of banalities and DNC boilerplate.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (mR6Gs)

339 I forgot to mention, she also cries. Which makes it even more beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/2p93bntv
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)
---------------------

Thanks for this. It really cheered me up. Where is that a-hole LeBron James to talk about crocodile tears from Hillary? Or from Juicy, for that matter?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (9GGM/)

340 Finns are all Morose, Brooding, Moody, Stubborn Loners.

Trust me, I am half Finnish.


Meh. My copilot on my last Iraq tour was a Fin.Great guy, very personable. Liked him a bunch.

He did say though, his mother always told him "You can always tell a Fin... but you can't tell him much".

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (0tnyq)

341 Motorpsycho?
Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (XHhHI)

I was thinking of Wobbler.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:30 PM (Bmy3R)
---
Yeah. They are at the top of the game.

They've also got Ulver.

Posted by: Axeman at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (XHhHI)

342 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charlton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.

Posted by: Joey "2 Scoops" Biden at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (0gFBk)

343 Had you not heard of Raquel Welch or Ann Margret? I assume we are close enough in age.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 08, 2021 03:04 PM (s2VJv)

I never got the Ann Margret adoration. She had a strangely shaped head, and when she did that clenched teeth smile that was supposed to be so seductive, it just looked like her jaw was mildly deformed.

Gene Tierney - Leave her to Heaven
Marylin Monroe - Clash by Night
Joanne Woodward - absolutely nothing.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (vkS2Z)

344 I wish I could still club til 4 am.....
Posted by: Jak Sucio


I can. After I get a good night's sleep.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (g4EaB)

345 Banana Dream - yep LOL I was set up.

Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (oiNtH)

346 As for Prime Minister Hottie McHotass there... I'd beat that thing like it owed me money.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (0tnyq)

347 Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021

***
Is that another name for the language of the Basques? Their is supposed by some to be a descendant of the original tongue spoken by Cro-Magnon Man. It isn't related to any other language on Earth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Isolates.

They're called isolates because we really don't have a good grasp of history other than fragments we can warp and weave into something that we think makes sense.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (1t5dY)

348 Is Finland even a real country?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (EfigE)

349 297
We haven't had a Gen X president yet. It will be rad when we do.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (mZUr4)

--------------------------

I'm ready to serve.

Pennsyltucky 2024 - "Are you better off now than you were four years ago? If not, let's impale a whole bunch of communists on spikes, and see if that helps."

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (lNHqD)

350 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charleton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.

**

Not me. Imma do Groundhog Day, except with a cold virus that 99.9% of people have to be told they have in order to know they're "sick"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (e6I/s)

351
I used to smoke after sex but then the wife suggested I slow down.

Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (dQvv7)

352 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charlton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.
Posted by: Joey "2 Scoops" Biden


I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charlton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (g4EaB)

353
But her fucking lips don't fit over those Bababoey chompers. She looks absolutely ridiculous. Monster teeth. She has the face of a piranha. You go in for a kiss, she might eat your face off accidentally.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 08, 2021 03:31 PM (XnbJC)


New dental movie: Caps Gone Wild!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (axyOa)

354 331 ace, flights to Finland are cheap this time of year. JFK to Helsinki on FinnAir in coach is $459, one-way. Perhaps you should go over there and request a meeting with Sanna.
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:29 PM (AMIL/)

In Iceland, you can walk right up to the PM's house and knock on the door. Of course, they had a murder in the country a few years ago, so they may have beefed up security.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (UuD2k)

355 Don't mind me but I'm partial to Katherine Ross circa
Graduate / Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)

356 Pope Francis strikes again. Speaking about the recent resignation of a French cleric, he says this about sin:

"Speaking to reporters on a plane returning to Rome from a trip to Cyprus and Greece, Francis said sins of the flesh were certainly sins but not as great as sins such as hatred and pride and that the bishop had been the victim of "an injustice"."

Submitted without further comment.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (rHH18)

357 We will have 22 year old Speaker AOC.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (EfigE)

358 Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Excuse me stewardess, I speak fluent Euskara

...Zombie Barbara Billingsley...

Posted by: Bruce at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (vd8XM)

359 Is that another name for the language of the Basques? Their is supposed by some to be a descendant of the original tongue spoken by Cro-Magnon Man. It isn't related to any other language on Earth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:31 PM (txdEq)


Yeah, the Cro-Magnons did it.

*shifty-eyes*

Posted by: some Greys who crashed Dad's Family Space Cruiser in the Pyrenees 2500 years ago at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (h5TKJ)

360 Cheri when they where still here they would have left the lettuce, intact.

Posted by: Skip at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (2JoB8)

361 THAT was pathetic on so many levels.
First off, the speech itself is a shitty, non-memorable string of banalities and DNC boilerplate.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (mR6Gs)
--------------------

"Look at me. Listen to me."

Obama is shaking his head. "What an effing narcissist!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (9GGM/)

362 Rex Harrison is the same character in Dr Doolittle. Nearly sociopathic lack of empathy. THe character of Stewie the Baby from Family Guy brings it home.
Posted by: Well played, golf clap at December 08, 2021


***
Stewie = Rex Harrison

The alien on American Dad = Paul Lynde

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (txdEq)

363 Welp, I thought Anglagard and The Flower Kings were also Norwegian, but they're both from Sweden.

Finland still lags in exporting good Prog rock.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (Bmy3R)

364 Faye Dunaway was something when she was young.

Posted by: Joey at December 08, 2021 03:35 PM (0gFBk)

365 Is Finland even a real country?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (EfigE)

Ummmmm....No. More reindeer than people.

Should be called Reindeerland.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (tMjLZ)

366 Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:25 PM (0jZnq)

Didn't you just tell me that 36 was usually the high end for the dating pool?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (poMoX)

367 Anne Margaret in Viva Las Vegas is right up there with Elizabeth Montgomery in Bewitched and Linda Carter in Wonder Woman as "oh, THAT'S what all the fuss is about!" for young Moron Robbie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (e6I/s)

368 Welp, this seems pure 100% proof that America is a dead cat smashed flat on the Highway of History.

Finland gets her??? A hot, clubbing PM.

And we get Senile Joe, Kiddie Sniffer???

Why?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!111!!!

*shakes fist at sky*

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (OMayC)

369 Heh. Which Pink Panther movie does Clauseau end up in a brothel with 'The Lotus Eater'? She in black leather and closes the door and you hear Cleaseau scream from being whipped. He is last seen running out the front door as the Asian mama-san says "Another round-eye bites the dust." !
Posted by: Prime Minister, aka 'the lutefisk eater) at December 08, 2021 03:15 PM (n/szn)


Revenge of the PP was the one where a hit was put out on the inspector. He's wearing a dress from a crazed cross-dressing criminal who stole his clothes and his car, which is then subject to the hit-men blowing it up. So finally, they think they've succeeded. Kato, thinking Clouseau dead (as did everybody) and turned his apartment into a brothel. He comes home, can't get in, knocks, they're not going to let him in until he says he's the Inspector Clouseau which is the password. A bit uneven (as was the previous) but still some real gems in there.

Posted by: John Podesta at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (wAnMi)

370
Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)

371 I used to smoke after sex but then the wife suggested I slow down.
Posted by: Traitor Joe's Military Surplus at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (dQvv7)


Had to stop. Mrs D could smell the tobacco on me when I got home.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (axyOa)

372 anyway you slice up a Finn, they're still communists

Posted by: robert kendall at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (+UGno)

373 She looks incompetent and fuckable.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (eeRB6)

374 "I forgot to mention, she also cries. Which makes it even more beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/2p93bntv
Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

THAT was pathetic on so many levels.
First off, the speech itself is a shitty, non-memorable string of banalities and DNC boilerplate.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:32 PM (mR6Gs) "

This, this self absorbed, corrupt, loathsome, mendacious bag of sharts tries to undermine a presidential candidate, and then president. She watches as her plan literally tears the nation apart and pits people against each other- all for lies that she manufactured. It has destroyed our country and Trump's presidency with her fiction. It has turned executive branch departments, the DoJ , the FBI, etc. against the American people- all because of her politics- and we should care how she feels. Here, take this cup of hemlock, choke on it and light yourself on fire, you evil, soul-less wretch.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

375 So serious on-topic question:

Everyone at the night clubs this lady visited now has to quarantine, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (e6I/s)

376 Finland should be a sub-country.

Heck, if India is only a sub-continent, with all those people.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (Bmy3R)

377
In Iceland, you can walk right up to the PM's house and knock on the door. Of course, they had a murder in the country a few years ago, so they may have beefed up security.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (UuD2k)

When Lincoln was president, there is a good chance that if you had knocked on the White House door, he would have answered it himself.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (mR6Gs)

378 I thought the queen of finland wore a blue dress and lived in an ice castle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (EfigE)

379 Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (p+1gI)

380 New dental movie: Caps Gone Wild!
Posted by: Diogenes


Someone get Nevergiveup on the phone! Stat!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (g4EaB)

381 Joanne Woodward - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 08, 2021


***
She was cute in her first movie, A Kiss Before Dying. One of those women (most, in fact) who are lovelier with long hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (txdEq)

382 Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (oiNtH)

It's as if a phone is another appendage and they're crippled without it. I leave my phone at home sometimes because I don't like feeling as if I am being tracked.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (poMoX)

383 370
Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)

What was the tell? Lack of testicles?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (N39Ws)

384 Teemu Selanne > Esa Tikkanen > All other Finns

* Neil and Tim Finn get honorable mention by a technicality

Crowded House - Sister Madly
https://youtu.be/UlAaFbrPHhU

Split Enz - I See Red
https://youtu.be/Ce1YxvJdYp8

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (mZUr4)

385 So serious on-topic question:

Everyone at the night clubs this lady visited now has to quarantine, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 03:37 PM (e6I/s)
++++
Yes. At the presidential palace. In the PM suite. In skimpy negligees. With pillow fights.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (DU+/6)

386 How in the hell does Finland get a dime prime minister whereas our ruling class wimmin looks like Ernest Borgnine fucked an end table?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (gPbvK)

387
@JackPosobiec 20m

BREAKING: Smollett lawyer claims Jussie was set up by the brothers and says what they did is 'bigger than the African prince scam'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (1t5dY)



Bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Sorry if it's already been done:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baHsoEAAMZU

monty python, FINLAND

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (W2Pud)

389 This, this self absorbed, corrupt, loathsome, mendacious bag of sharts tries to undermine a presidential candidate, and then president. She watches as her plan literally tears the nation apart and pits people against each other- all for lies that she manufactured. It has destroyed our country and Trump's presidency with her fiction. It has turned executive branch departments, the DoJ , the FBI, etc. against the American people- all because of her politics- and we should care how she feels. Here, take this cup of hemlock, choke on it and light yourself on fire, you evil, soul-less wretch.
==
To be fair, she had help from the deep state.

Also, Hexenbiest.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (7Fhgm)

390 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charleton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2021 03:23 PM (ALrw1)


Except almost everybody that's alive is also a mindless zombie, just like in the Omega Man. "Masks! MASKS!"

Posted by: John Podesta at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (wAnMi)

391 When Lincoln was president, there is a good chance that if you had knocked on the White House door, he would have answered it himself.

NOW you tell me!

Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)

392 Not a big Ann Margaret fan but I think the appeal was she had this look that was this odd combination of girl next door and unobtainable hottie.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (3gCpt)

393 Didn't you just tell me that 36 was usually the high end for the dating pool?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (poMoX)


Metric system.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (axyOa)

394 Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)
---------------------------

For which we are grateful. Only Lawrence Taylor in drag can compare with Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (9GGM/)

395 347 Euskara is another pre-European remnant language, but I don't know if there are any others besides that and the Finno-Ugric languages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2021
***
Is that another name for the language of the Basques? Their is supposed by some to be a descendant of the original tongue spoken by Cro-Magnon Man. It isn't related to any other language on Earth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Isolates.
They're called isolates because we really don't have a good grasp of history other than fragments we can warp and weave into something that we think makes sense.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:33 PM (1t5dY)


Has anyone traced the history of the isolate language used by Maxine Waters?

Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (AMIL/)

396 SHOCKER !!

The Wall Street Journal released a surprising poll on party preferences among Hispanic voters. It finds that support is split evenly between Republicans and Democrats, with 37% supporting each party and 22% undecided.

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

397 Finlandia, Finlandia, you border on the Gulf of Bothnia
Your climate is cold and wintry
And your chief export is refined petroleum.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (Bmy3R)

398 Metric system.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (axyOa

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (poMoX)

399 Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)



For which she likely thanks The Lord, daily.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

400 NOW you tell me!
Posted by: John Wilkes Booth at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (mR6Gs)

LMAO figured this was garrett or cicero but I figured wrong.

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (3gCpt)

401 ow does a 36yo babe get to be PM?

The former PM resigned due to a scandal, she was one of the few in her party not affected, became party leader, and then PM

Posted by: brak at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (I4hmj)

402 Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)

-------------

It's true. This prime minister has no dick.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (kTF2Z)

403 We haven't had a Gen X president yet. It will be rad when we do.

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:24 PM (mZUr4)

--------------------------

I'm ready to serve.

Pennsyltucky 2024 - "Are you better off now than you were four years ago? If not, let's impale a whole bunch of communists on spikes, and see if that helps."
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (lNHqD)


I'll take a yard sign, please!

Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (mZUr4)

404 I thought the queen of finland wore a blue dress and lived in an ice castle.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Nooooooooo!!!! That's my ex-wife.
The Ice Princess.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (g4EaB)

405 BREAKING: Smollett lawyer claims Jussie was set up by the brothers and says what they did is 'bigger than the African prince scam'

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Surely the Martians must be somehow involved!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at December 08, 2021 03:27 PM (odXe6)

funny he's saying that AFTER he rested his case in court. Sounds like a lawyer who knows he's lost the case and is trying to make a smoke screen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (trdmm)

406 For which we are grateful. Only Lawrence Taylor in drag can compare with Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (9GGM/)
------
How about Lawrence Talbot in drag?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (AlkyK)

407 BREAKING: Smollett lawyer claims Jussie was set up by the brothers and says what they did is 'bigger than the African prince scam'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2021 03:22 PM (1t5dY)

Plot twist: he was the fucking racist asshole all along

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (3gCpt)

408 "370
Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)

What was the tell? Lack of testicles?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (N39Ws) "

One hasn't descended.

Also, I just threw-up in my mouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (VpIIl)

409 DAYUM!!!

I want to form a national unity government with her and my Member.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (ufFY8)

410 Pretty lady, but yeah, the eyes have a certain Game of Thrones, "Send him off to the sky cells" aura to them.

Posted by: RM at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (U3LtS)

411 Isolates.
They're called isolates because we really don't have a good grasp of history other than fragments we can warp and weave into something that we think makes sense.
**

A 12th century black woman created the concept of isolates as it relates to the study of languages and history.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (e6I/s)

412 Meh. She's no Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:36 PM (/U27+)

-------------

It's true. This prime minister has no dick.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Pffffft. She could have a dozen in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (g4EaB)

413 Has anyone traced the history of the isolate language used by Maxine Waters?
Posted by: Gref

Teacher - please use the word 'isolate' in a sentence.

Maxine Waters - I missed feeding time at the trough because isolate.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (mD/uy)

414 Faye : https://tinyurl.com/y5bnbrdx

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 08, 2021 03:41 PM (0gFBk)

415 How in the hell does Finland get a dime prime minister whereas our ruling class wimmin looks like Ernest Borgnine fucked an end table?
Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021


***
Just for a brief and forgotten time, we had Melania. No Ernest Borgnine there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (txdEq)

416 381 Joanne Woodward - absolutely nothing.
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 08, 2021

***
She was cute in her first movie, A Kiss Before Dying. One of those women (most, in fact) who are lovelier with long hair.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (txdEq)

But I'm the exception, right?

Posted by: Janine Turner at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (rHH18)

417 Has anyone traced the history of the isolate language used by Maxine Waters?
Posted by: Gref at December 08, 2021 03:39 PM (AMIL/)

It's called Harambonics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (trdmm)

418
Teemu Selanne > Esa Tikkanen > All other Finns

__________

Simo Häyhä >>>>> All other Finns

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (/U27+)

419 SHOCKER !!

The Wall Street Journal released a surprising poll on party preferences among Hispanic voters. It finds that support is split evenly between Republicans and Democrats, with 37% supporting each party and 22% undecided.
Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

Not a shocker at all. Many people who fall under the "Hispanic" rubric are well-established and have been here for generations.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (mR6Gs)

420 It's true. This prime minister has no dick.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

With one of these, I can get all of those I want.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (mD/uy)

421
What the hell?

Sanna Marin is the PM of Finland, and yet-

She has no fins!

Not even gills. I call Fake News!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (OMayC)

422 Here, take this cup of hemlock, choke on it and light yourself on fire, you evil, soul-less wretch.
Posted by: Marcus T

Yes and please. It is unbelievable how much destruction the Clintons have wrought on this nation and the world with their criminal actions and their "Foundation". The only good news that I have read recently is that it seems that their foundation money is drying up.

Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (oiNtH)

423 funny he's saying that AFTER he rested his case in court. Sounds like a lawyer who knows he's lost the case and is trying to make a smoke screen.
==
Criminal defense work oftentimes requires:
1. An imagination
2. An inability to blush
3. the foresight to get paid up front.

Posted by: not a professional opinion at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (rQANp)

424 How about Lawrence Talbot in drag?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 08, 2021


***
Gonna be tough to match the dress to the fur.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (txdEq)

425 The Wall Street Journal released a surprising poll on party preferences among Hispanic voters. It finds that support is split evenly between Republicans and Democrats, with 37% supporting each party and 22% undecided.

But 110% of them voted for Biden in the middle of the night.

At least, we claimed they did.

Posted by: Dominion at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (Bmy3R)

426 Obola wishes he was still president just so he could taste of this iykwimaittyd

So do I for that matter!

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (ZW1rs)

427 Simo Häyhä >>>>> All other Finns
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Gave 503 Russians a headache.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (g4EaB)

428 Old and Busted: Stay Home, Stay safe

New Hotness: Come on ladies, these hot guys aren't going to grind on themselves. Actually, wait, maybe they are. NEXT BAR!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 03:43 PM (ESjRY)

429 But I'm the exception, right?
Posted by: Janine Turner at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (rHH1

One of them.

Posted by: Nicole deBoer at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (PiwSw)

430 I never got the Ann Margret adoration. She had a strangely shaped head, and when she did that clenched teeth smile that was supposed to be so seductive, it just looked like her jaw was mildly deformed.

I've told this story before: at the wrap party for Bye, Bye Birdie, person after person, from director to cameramen to grips to extras, on and on, got up to make speeches about how wonderful Ann-Margret was, what a lovely actress, a joy to work with, a dream on the set and so on and so on, until A-M was visibly embarrassed.

At that point, co-star Maureen Stapleton leaned over to her and stage whispered, "Come sit next to me, honey. I'm the only one here who doesn't want to fuck you."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (2JVJo)

431 Isthmus be my lucky isolate!
- Maxine Waters

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did you know the kids vaccine formula wasn't tested at all? at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (e6I/s)

432 The only good news that I have read recently is that it seems that their foundation money is drying up.
-----------------

Influence peddling is difficult when you no influence inventory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (9GGM/)

433
New dental movie: Caps Gone Wild!
Posted by: Diogenes


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S ALL CAPS!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (63Dwl)

434 Hispanics, now with even more white people!

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (3gCpt)

435 >>>I'd snack on her lutefisk, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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Winner winner, lutefisk dinner!

Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (U1eOr)

436 How in the hell does Finland get a dime prime minister whereas our ruling class wimmin looks like Ernest Borgnine fucked an end table?
Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021


Okay, I laughed. Nice!

Posted by: naturalfake at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (OMayC)

437 Maxine Waters

Hooked on Buckwheat

Impeech fotey-fi'!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (Bmy3R)

438
But I'm the exception, right?
Posted by: Janine Turner at December 08, 2021


***
True, dear, very true.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:45 PM (txdEq)

439 Milwaukee family values.. Waukesha suffers.

@vickimckenna

14 Year Old Nephew of Milwaukee Mayoral Candidate Suspected of Raping 87 Year Old Woman During Carjacking at Waukesha Public Library wisconsinrightnow.com/2021/12/08/wau.. via @wisconsin_now @MilwSpinny @SheriffClarke

Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2021 03:45 PM (RHGPo)

440 I never got the Ann Margret adoration. She had a strangely shaped head, and when she did that clenched teeth smile that was supposed to be so seductive, it just looked like her jaw was mildly deformed.


Go watch The Train Robbers again.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

441 How in the hell does Finland get a dime prime minister whereas our ruling class wimmin looks like Ernest Borgnine fucked an end table?
Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (gPbvK)


Monitor. New. You owe me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 08, 2021 03:45 PM (2JVJo)

442 >>> She was cute in her first movie, A Kiss Before Dying. One of those women (most, in fact) who are lovelier with long hair.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (txdEq)

But I'm the exception, right?
Posted by: Janine Turner at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (rHH1


Morena Baccarin in V the recent one, looked nice in short hair or with her hair up. The key is a very pretty sharp cute face.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 03:45 PM (Fq1gB)

443 Maxine Waters

Hooked on Buckwheat

Impeech fotey-fi'!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:44 PM (Bmy3R)



Didn't her hair comment here for a spell?

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Her husband might object if you snacked on her lutefish, Ace. On the other hand....Finnish, so who knows?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (poMoX)

445 Speaking of Gooniegoogoo, I wonder how the Martha's Vineyard set is enjoying having Moochelle there.

She has to be hell on an hors d'oeuvre tray when it comes around.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (gPbvK)

446 Supposedly the Hispanic majority border counties in Texas have all shifted heavily rightward.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (ESjRY)

447 It would be funny to see bill and hillary hawking reverse mortgages.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (EfigE)

448 431 Isthmus be my lucky isolate!
- Maxine Waters

Heh. Classic Our Gang bit, and right after I referenced Buckwheat. HordedMind!

Miss Crabtree: "Uh-Huh, can you use 'isthmus' in a sentence?

Uh-Huh: "Uh Huh! Isthmus be my lucky day!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (Bmy3R)

449 So the Old Man and I were sitting around, coffee and korpuss time, and he said get a nice Finnish girl like one of the Hakkala sisters.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (lz5hY)

450 Seriously how is it that you're supposed to be a victim of setting up your own hoax crime?

Posted by: ... at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (3gCpt)

451 Finnish, so who knows

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May finnish too quickly

Posted by: SH (Overturn Roe) at December 08, 2021 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

452 But I'm the exception, right?
Posted by: Janine Turner at December 08, 2021 03:42 PM (rHH1

One of them.
Posted by: Nicole deBoer at December 08, 2021


***
Good point.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:47 PM (txdEq)

453 Eva Marie Saint

just 'cause...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2021 03:47 PM (axyOa)

454 It would be funny to see bill and hillary hawking reverse mortgages.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (EfigE)

Been there, done that.

Posted by: Whitewater at December 08, 2021 03:47 PM (3gCpt)

455 It would be funny to see bill and hillary hawking reverse mortgages.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (EfigE)


Owebamacare, especially since they tried it and FAILED.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at December 08, 2021 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

456 nood


WSJ

Posted by: banana Dream at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (Fq1gB)

457 Speaking of Gooniegoogoo, I wonder how the Martha's Vineyard set is enjoying having Moochelle there.

She has to be hell on an hors d'oeuvre tray when it comes around.
Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021


***
Keep your hands and feet away from her mouth

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (txdEq)

458 386 How in the hell does Finland get a dime prime minister whereas our ruling class wimmin looks like Ernest Borgnine fucked an end table?
Posted by: Azathoth at December 08, 2021 03:38 PM (gPbvK)
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Or the winner by acclamation of the Ed Asner look-alike contest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (886LS)

459 Fen - So true. At work everyday I see staff walking around inside and outside of buildings glued to their phone. OMG - is it the Pentagon calling? Are we in a national emergency that only you can save us from? Every once in a while one of the dummies trips and falls.

Posted by: Cheri at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

460 How does a 36yo babe get to be PM?
........

Promised the people she'd post sexy selfies at 4:00am?

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

461 i've got a jab for here...

insert innuendo here...

Posted by: SturmToddler (8D42x) at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (8D42x)

462 Eva Marie Saint

North By Northwest

Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (mR6Gs)

463 "It would be funny to see bill and hillary hawking reverse mortgages.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (EfigE) "

No, funny would be them toothless, defiled and begging for change while shaking a used Big Gulp cup full of pennies and offering freebies behind the 7-11

Posted by: Marcus T at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

464 Morena Baccarin in V the recent one, looked nice in short hair or with her hair up. The key is a very pretty sharp cute face.
Posted by: banana Dream


Catherine Bell (Army Wives, The Good Witch) - long hair

Posted by: rickb223 at December 08, 2021 03:49 PM (g4EaB)

465 I can't think of a particularly good looking leftwing female politician in America. Sanchez back in the 90s maybe was the last one?

I presume that their target audience, angry bitter feminists aren't going to be happy with a normal, pretty looking women representing them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 03:50 PM (ESjRY)

466 Supposedly the Hispanic majority border counties in Texas have all shifted heavily rightward.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (ESjRY)


I've been told this is anecdotal and means nothing (which is true) but I went to high school in Southern California with tons of Hispanics. The vast majority of them are MAGA types.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 08, 2021 03:50 PM (Ez6QX)

467 Hi! I'm Bill!
And I'm Hillary!
You might remember us as former president and first lady...
And Senator and Secretary of state!
Ha! Ha! All, right! That was a long time ago! You know, as we get older....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:50 PM (EfigE)

468 Speaking of Gooniegoogoo, I wonder how the Martha's Vineyard set is enjoying having Moochelle there.
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"There goes the neighborhood."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 08, 2021 03:51 PM (886LS)

469 come on, i'm working 98% clean lately, i have to be allowed an occasional lapse
Posted by: ace at December 08, 2021 03:01 PM (0G13K)



You meant Lapps, not lapse, amiright Ace?

Posted by: Hands at December 08, 2021 03:52 PM (786Ro)

470 @366 Fenelon Spoke-I was just talking crap. In my experience, as far as a womens age dating when they're past 36 years old and single, they're usually divorced and bitter. My girl is divorced, has been for a little over a year. She married at 18 years old. Not bitter and angry though, she is an exceptional woman.

Posted by: JROD at December 08, 2021 03:53 PM (0jZnq)

471 "It would be funny to see bill and hillary hawking reverse mortgages.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 08, 2021 03:46 PM (EfigE) "
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"Clap on! Clap off!"

Bill looks uncomfortable ...

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Posted by: linda stefan at December 08, 2021 04:06 PM (UJ0/u)

473 Finland is obviously doing something right.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at December 08, 2021 04:11 PM (RAlck)

474 "oh, THAT'S what all the fuss is about!"

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Liesl (Sound of Music)
Lady Eberlane (Mr. Rogers Neighborhood)
Julie Newmar catwoman
Mary Tyler Moore
Erin Gray (Buck Rogers)
Charlies Angels (was partial to the 'smart one')

....

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 08, 2021 04:16 PM (fs1hN)

475 I think Ace meant to say he'd be up for something involving the PM's squeaky cheese...the Finns also like reindeer

Posted by: The Butcher at December 08, 2021 04:24 PM (QEsfM)

476 I'm going to write a script called "Omicron Man" where it's just like Omega Man except Charlton Heston is a man trying to survive in a world where everyone else is also alive.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 08, 2021 03:34 PM (g4EaB)

Yeah? Well, Jonah Goldberg is going to write a blog post about...Kaboom! Or was it the McGuffin thingy....but yeah,, he's a gonna write it up, bitches....

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 04:45 PM (5iUNf)

477 linda stefan - you thot - maybe next time do not f*** so many guys.

Posted by: Dr Evil, formerly Loki, looking to water the Tree of Liberty with my F-15 and nukes at December 08, 2021 04:47 PM (ZW1rs)

478 North By Northwest
Posted by: JoeF. at December 08, 2021 03:48 PM (mR6Gs)

Gotta love the train going into the tunnel at the ending...even in the 50's some racy stuff has gotta be in there...

Posted by: Boswell at December 08, 2021 04:50 PM (5iUNf)

479 She looks a lot like Megan Boone from Blacklist. Very nice.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 08, 2021 04:52 PM (7ZQe3)

480 Lutefisk is Norwegian you racist! I'm sure all us dirty scandi snowbacks look the same to you.

Posted by: Ken in NH at December 08, 2021 05:44 PM (Ccb0z)

481 It's AOC like it oughta be!

Posted by: rjm319 at December 08, 2021 06:50 PM (vea8L)

482 I'm guessing she was asymptomatic, or she'd have stayed home...
Any reports of spread from asymptomatic people yet?
After over a year of looking for it?
No?
Okay, lets just assume that's a thing even though we can't find it.

Do you have your Dragon Repellant spray on you as well?
Seems like you should, for the same reasons.

Posted by: ertdfg at December 09, 2021 07:53 AM (I388C)

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